/md/ - Murder Drones

>Alice In Oogiland

Repostan
I've had an idea for a planet/system for a while
>The Silver system
>Primarily a mining system due to abundant precious metals, mostly silver
>Almost all of the planets are uninhabitable for human life with the exception of Silver-3
>Even then most of Silver-3 is best described as a backwater shithole no one in their right mind would want to live
>Silver-3 is a tidally locked planet, the sun facing side is a sun baked hellscape that even with terraforming would be unbearable to live in, save for any underground bunkers
>The sunless side is a massive frozen wasteland with temperatures reaching -200°F in some areas
>The in between of these two regions is capable of sustaining human life and has been jokingly called "The Twilight Zone" by the few people living there
>The planet has a sparse population, barely above two hundred thousand humans
>After the fall of humanity the drones started to expand into the less hellish regions of the two sides of the planet
>Drones on the sunny side mostly live underground to stay out of the heat, which even they can't stand for too long, and enjoy chilled oil after a hard days work
>Drones on the cold side don't tend to work all that much, spending most of their time relaxing and playing in their own winter wonderland
>Until the murder drones came
>The tundra inhabiting drones were slaughtered to the last
>The ones on the desert side in their bunkers are safe and occasionally give chilled oil go the murder drones
>Less friendly offering and more "I will pay you $100 to fuck off"

How is Jane doing this Valentines
Abby?

>>161362
I’m going to alice.

>>161367
Everyone falls down the Cookie Run pipeline eventually

>Buggy fighting in an oogi hive like he’s rambo.

>molly no doubt accidentally awakened countless young boys to the allure of clown women
>now decades later, after the war, she's unwittingly awakening them to the allure of both female clowns and women in uniform.
>molly never expected she'd receive fanmail again, let alone valentine's cards–
>so when she found a variety of pink and red envelopes on her desk that morning, it came as a pleasant surprise
>even though it was only puppy love, it warmed her heart
>she made sure to give each a thoughtful reply, and let them down gently

>>161365
Jane is sad and alone watching her friend Bonnie date more attractive women who wouldn't kill her to save their own hides.
Abby is getting brunch with the IRS drones who are trying to give her dating advice and hook her up with guys they know

>>161363
BBA

>Be Anon
>Running super illegal Boogi honey farm
>OOI (office of Oogi investigation) Agent comes by, confident girl and smart as a whip, starting to get close to figuring out your operation
>Offer her some Boogi honey, she doesnt know it but its not the normal processed kind of Boogi honey
>She Chokes, She changes, and now you have another Boogi to add to your farm
>Hopefully nobody will care enough to check on her

How would N and Uzi pass Valentine's day?

>>161376
Hugging because Uzi despite wanting to inflict every horrid fetish upon N, doesn't want to lose him

>>161371
Hugs, right?
>>161374
Sorry, I don't know what it means.

>>161378
holy sufferingkino

>>161367
Silly. Also more Haruka when

>>161380
Typo.

>>161384
>MD didn't have a three hour long scene of J riding N's dong like the wild animal of a tsundere she is
>Because Liam is a fucking pussy
And people praise this as one of the best indie animated shows?

>SD-T(essa) looking at the Valentine's Day present J had given her
>SD-T wondering why she's crying over it

>"Okay, so before anything happens, you've got to know, my parents are a bit.....of freaks.", said Beretta to SD-P as they approached the Doorman residence
>"Don't worry babe, I'm a bit of a freak myself.", snickered SD-P in reply
>Before Beretta could respond the door slid open and in the doorway stood her father N
>Both SD-P and N stared at eachother in complete silence, before simultaneously waving their arms at eachother in exact perfect movement
>It was then that the two began to dance, the very same exact dance
>They then tried to catch the other off-guard by jumping on one foot three times and then spinning rapidly like a ballerina on bathsalts
>Somehow...they both accomplished this, which left Beretta stunned to say the least
>Eventually the rapid spinning was put to a stop when Uzi entered the scene
>"N! Stop playing with....", her eyes scanned P up and down
>"Yourself?", Uzi muttered in awe, it was as if there was two N's dancing before her very eyes

>After that, the dinner was rather short, it basically equated to Uzi reminding SD-P that she was the new God and would destroy him if he ever had a singular nano-second of a thought of harming Beretta in any way
>Later that evening, in the bakery, SD-P was focused on fulfilling orders for Valentines pastries only stopping when he felt the hands of a lover touch him from behind
>Laughing the couple found themselves rolling over on the floor, flour was playfully tossed, dough was flung, and even a few jars were smashed
>It was then that they stopped before the oven, it was reminiscent of two lovers laying by the fireplace
>Pulling off P's clothes, the two shared deep and passionate kiss, pulling back slightly P spoke in a husky voice
>"You love your daddy, don't you?"
>Like the cracking of a wine-glass, the romance instantly died inside Beretta's head, she shoved P off of her, gagging violently
>All she could think of was the disgusting revelation earlier that day
>With that she left P alone in the kitchen, leaving him to wonder what he had done wrong

>>161390 (me)
This was going to be out 2 days ago, but as I said back then, I was having trouble writing. Don't neglect writing other writefags or else you'll end up struggling to put out a pretty simple green like this one

What do you guys think the Mother Boogi is?
It's too big and smart for bugrettas, and enns and vees listen to it

>>161394
Two theories: Either a case of mother nature getting sick and tired of humanity’s shit. Or a weapon experiment gone wrong.

>>161384
Why

>>161393
N maek pancaek

>>161395 (me)

All i know is that for one thing. This boogi hates exterminators with a passion.

>>161390
Even when he's got it going on, P finds a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
He and Beretta really are perfect for each other

>>161386
>Helpless to do anything and tired of screaming, Tessa merely shut her eyes let herself fade into the background of the Absolute Solver.
fuck. poor girl.

>>161402
It's her love nectar anon

>>161392
That Rebecca is doing smth to me ngl

I am an agent if the BNO agency (Boogi, Enns and Oogis) and we almost busted some sick fuck selling unprocessed Boogi honey at a farmers market
Rather than letting himself get caught the coward downed an entire jar of the stuff
Kept going on about "you can't stop it" and "the mother boogi will never be found!"
The ehole time we could do nothing but watch as he changed into a boogi
He was lucid the whole time up until the change was done, then he...it was just a normal boogi.
The fucker had sold around a dozen jars of the stuff before we busted him. We don't know who bought them but please for the love of god, throw away your boogi honey!

>>161405
I hope she finds salvation and peace

>>161407
She will, when she find a way to finally banish the solver or find a way to kill it

>>161406
I’m telling ya man. This is mother nature coming back to bite us in the ass again.

>be me
>go to cafe and order coffee from the same cute drone barista every week
>apparently she's got a crush on me or something, judging how she acts all flustered when i come in
>it's pretty cute
>go in for my coffee today
>she's there, says she put something special in it
>wink wink
>on the side of the cup it says "i put some of my slits sweet nectar in your latte"
>wtf
>when i pay for the drink, i see she also added an upcharge for it listing it as non-dairy creamer
>double wtf

>>161386
Gonna use this for a AU

>You, U-, and -U are currently driving down a dusty country backroad in your beat up pickup truck.
>U- leans out of the window of the truck, while -U is draped over the seat and onto the floor.
>Neither is pleased.
>“Ugh, why do we have to go over to this guy’s house again?” “Do we even KNOW him?”
Ron helped us out last year, remember? When that cow had trouble calving? If he hadn’t been able to come over and guide us through the process, the little guy would’ve died.
>“So?”
You guys were crying a lot if I remember correctly, too.
>“H-hey! Shut up!” “Yeah, of course we’d cry if a poor little baby cow died!”
And it didn’t die, because of his help. So, I figured the least we could do is go pay him a visit and give our regards to him and his wife and a gift to celebrate their baby.
>U-U groused, grumbling for a moment before finally muttering “Fine.”
>“I guess it won’t hurt to go see dumb Farmer Ron and his dumb wife and his dumb baby.”
That’s the spirit! …I’m trusting you two not to call any of them dumb, though. Alright?
>You ruffle U-’s hair and she blushes slightly. The two finally seem to have conceded the social call fully, which is good because you’ve arrived.

>It goes well. Surprisingly so. You and Ron discuss the prospects to plant sorghum in the next year or two, while his wife sits next to him and cradles their new kid.
>U-U is, shockingly enough, incredibly interested in the baby, asking Ron’s wife plenty of questions about how everything went.
>Lots of quiet… whispering. It would’ve made you nervous normally, but the two were well-behaved.
>As you’re driving back, they’re very quiet. Eventually, U-U breaks the silence.
>“Did you see how happy she looked?” “Is it really that great to have a kid?”
It’s pretty subjective but I guess it must be.
>The two drones exchange a glance and seem to ponder for a minute. Ultimately, they say nothing, and the rest of the ride back home is silent.

>You lie in bed in your pajamas, idly leafing through a mystery novel. You aren’t quite reading it right now, though, because a more perplexing mystery plagues your mind.
>U-U was oddly meek the entire day. Both sort of… avoided you? No pranks, no jests, no jabs.
>It’s odd, normally they’d be in bed by now.
>You’re just about to get up and investigate when the two appear in your doorway.
>“Uh…” “Hey.”
>Both drones are dressed in sheer nightgowns, but that isn’t the startling part. No, they’ve actually PULLED BACK THEIR BANGS.
>This is a DEFCON 1 in your understanding of U-U’s body language. They’re almost as startled as you as you lunge over to them, grabbing a shoulder each and looking them over to make sure they’re okay.
Is everything alright?! What’s going on?! Did… did you guys blow something up? I don’t care what it was as long as you’re fine, I’ll forgive you alright?!
>“W-w-what?!” “Huh?!”
>Both stammer for a second, eyes darting around as they regain their resolve.
>“No, you clod! Get back in bed!” “Everything’s fine, sheesh!”
>Confused, you return to sit down on the bed. U- sits to your left, -U to your right; both lean into your side.
>“We… uh, we’ve been doing some thinking.” “About… the baby.”
The baby? What about it?
>They blush slightly but speak at the same time.
>“We want one too.”
I’m sorry, what.
>“We want to have a kid! Kids!” “With you, knucklehead!”
>Oh.
But… what does that have to do with the hair?
>They fiddle with the fabric of their respective nightgowns, even more embarrassed.
>“We wanted to, uh…” “… look you in the eyes while we did it tonight.” “So we look at the guy we loved.”
>They both squeak as you squee both of them into a hug.
You two really are criminally cute sometimes.
>They protest for a second before noticing.
>“Oh wow.” “You’re ready to go.”
>You flick the lights off while they both shiver in anticipation. You’re going to grant U-U’s wish that night.

>>161406
I can already feel my insides boiling, I hope its not the honey

>tricking a femanons N to put unprocessed boogi honey on his femanon lovers toast in the morning

>>161415
Tbf I feel like N having to take care for, clean, nurture, and otherwise treat them like a pet plays into their fantasies

>>161416
it’s the other way around

we want to do all that to HIM

or at least I do

>>161417
Tricking Femanon to put unprocessed Boogi honey on Ns toast

>"Stuck inside N's stomach alone..."

I dont think anons properly understand how scary it would be to get turned into an oogi, there was a green once where someone had that happen and it was creepy. Wish I could find it but I think its been lost

>>161421
that's where domesticanon really went

Which Drone is (You)r Valentine, Anon?

>>161422
It wasn’t an oogi man. It was a bugretta and it was horrible. A nightmare torn from kafka

All this bugretta honey talk makes me want to hurt them and the oogis even more.
>>161424
No valentines for me.

>>161427
Gee I wonder why...

>>161429
I spent it here with (you).

>>161425
yeah thats what I mean
Any chance you have it?

Back in my day, Bugretta honey was a massive superfood that could potentially increase life-spans. Nowadays it's weird edgy transformation stuff, really shows how these threads evolve and change

>>161424
Negev?

>>161432
Sadly no. Forgot which thread it was in

>>161424
do my tardbug wives count?

>>161436 (me)

Also there were like two versions. One with the evil bugretta and the one where some poor dude’s consciousness gotten placed inside a boogi and is living a nightmare vomiting up honey for oogis.

>>161433
Unprocessed Boogi honey anon, Im sure regular Honey is exactly the same
Old man yelling at clouds btw

what the shit does any of this have to do with valentines, why aren't you niggas posting valentines greens

>>161440
>>161441
seems like you're the only one here who's miserable

>>161442
not the second anon, but maybe i'm miserable because you niggas ain't posting cute drone romance and are just talking about bugs dude
there's 364 other days to talk about bugs nigga, i'm begging for some valentines shi

Anon. I’m pretty sure some of us here have zero hunies

>>161440
Valentines Day is over where I am. But I could use a palate cleanser from this Not!fetish honey talk.

>Find L
>Take the L
>Go back home with the L
>Confess love to the L via heart cards and chocolate (oil bonbons.
>L accepts the confession.
>Kiss the L
>Hug the L
>Fuck the L
>Enjoy Valentines Day together with L

>>161445
i appreciate the effort gamer
i suppose we just have to accept that niggas don't wanna write about plowing drones anymore

>>161440
Sad

Post-Good Ending character concept:
>classmate of Beretta's and Mac's
>succumbed to robo-SIDS as a pillbaby
>came back as a zombie drone early in the funeral
>is one of those rare zombie drones who came back infected with eldritch meat
>like Mika and Jame before her: she has wings, her lower jaw (including her tongue) sloughed off, and her upper teeth turned into crocodile-like teeth
>also has gross organic versions of disassembly drones' primary optics coming out of her head
>has a tentacle of some description (mouth at the end like a xenomorph "tongue"? Covered in blades like a Plagas tentacle parasite? Armor plated for crushing impacts? Something else entirely?) squirreled away in her throat hole; it's not a tongue, she has no sense of taste in it
>probably some other Resident Evil monster mutations (suggestions are open)
>smart kid, but extremely sensitive about her face

>>161440
We did? Look up.
>>161390

>>161452
tha's it, i ain't puttin up wit dat shiet
i's pushing your boog up yo nigga ass

What are these Oogers talking about?

>>161445
>Take the L
Loser talk

>>161456
If you're afraid of taking the L every now and again you'll never find true love, Anon

>>161451
>watching P fumble hard
Can't the fella catch a break on Valentine's of all days?

>>161454
this is an English speaking forum, sir

>AM is helping N sort the library
>Again
>AM feels a tapping on his back
>"Best friend AM!" It's Cyn
>AM turns around to see Cyn hunched over as usual, however instead of adjusting or holding her head up with her hands she's holding something behind her back
>AM looks her in her white optics
"What are you hiding?"
>"I made this for you Best Friend AM!"
>She takes what she was hiding and gives it to AM
>It's a red paper heart, withe the word Valentine scribbled on it
>AM gbetly takes hold of it and flips it over
>On the other side is a crude drawing of himself and Cyn holding hands with the words "BEST FRIENDS!!" written above it
>And it's somehow better looking than what N draws
>A smile comes to AMs face as he gives the hunched over form of Cyn a hug
"Thank you Cyn."
>Cyn hugs back
>"You're welcome [Best Friend]"
>When the hug ends Cyns optics have turned yellow

>>161458
Nope. This is SD-P we're talking about, poor bastard is doomed to fuck-up

>On Buddy’s and DDanni’s first Valentine’s Day together as a couple before molly joined the picture. It was fact that the two friends would clank each other like crazy once they decided to stop pussyfooting around the morality if this counted as gay.
>However when it came to this Valentine’s Day, this wasn’t some hours long banging session. On this day, the duo had actually spent the time going out on a proper date across the town.
>what was also special for this time was this is when DDanni would act more girly than her usual tomboy self. Even letting her hair down instead of it be tied up.
>when all is said and done, they would finally go back to the apartment home and finally get to work in the sheets. This time more passionate than before.

Pavo gives techanon a valentine

>>161465
It’s evolution mate. They adapted.

>>161413
Lovely green Anon

>>161457
I only take the W

>>161390
That night, back in the bunker…
>Beretta was roused from sleep mode by a gentle nudging.
>“Who…?”
>She rubbed her visor and sat up, only to stare directly into the eyes of her mother’s tail.
>“Auntie Cyn?”
>“[Giggle] Hello, Dearest Niece. Did you have a pleasant day of affections [snicker]?”
>Beretta’s frown spoke volumes.
>“Maybe I’d have had a better Valentines if I didn’t find out my boyfriend is a clone of my DAD. Is everything in my life going to suck?”
>“[Confused] What?”
>“P? He’s apparently a one-for-one copy of my pops, except with different clothing and behavior – of course, you’d know that since you made remade him, wouldn’t you?”
>“P is not Dearest Brother N [Declaratory Pause]. The two are not related in any way.”
>Beretta scoffed.
>“You’re kidding, right? You must have seen how the two greeted each other earlier today, you’re attached to my mom’s rear end after all.”
>Wait, that reminded her. How did Cyn get in here anyway?
>Beretta peeked over the edge of her bed. Cyn had apparently dragged a sleeping Uzi along behind her to pay her niece a visit.
>Huh.
>“[Frustration] Do not remind me of my circumstances. They are… temporary setbacks. And P is not N. [Patient tone] The dance is something all male disassembly drones do when meeting another for a social visit. They cannot help themselves. It means nothing more.”
>“Why would they do that?”
>“I thought it would be funny to embed in their coding. [Giggle] You should see the secrets I put in V and J’s code.”
>She didn’t feel like she wanted to know what THAT meant. Still, it was a relief to know that dating P wouldn’t be some weird thing.
>“Are you satisfied?”
>“I… think so. Thanks, Auntie Cyn.”
>“Of course, Dearest Niece. [Smooch]”
>The tail darted forward to give her a peck on the chin before slithering back out the door, dragging the still comatose Uzi behind it.
>Beretta laid back in her bed. Maybe she and P could celebrate Valentines... "properly," tomorrow.

>>161433
>edgy
This post >>161375 should have made you realize what it was about.

>>161463
Nice green, Anon
You also reminded me I need to write a green where they revisit all the stuff from the good old days before going to their old secret hideout in the woods and clanging

>>161464
>Pavo is out shopping and happens to pass by a display of valentine's cards
>he's got an elaborate date prepared, of course– one he'd been planning for the better part of two months–
>but maybe a corny card would make for a good chuckle.
>his eyes scan over rows and rows of generic half-baked poetry and animal puns
>he briefly considers a rather flashy peacock-themed card before another catches his eye– a card depicting a squirrel surrounded by peanuts partly covering a heart.
>"Sorry about the mess" it reads, "but I'm just NUTS for you!"
>Pavo snickers to himself, and places the card in his cart.

>>161473
>When he gets home, Techanon is still busy playing on some virtual life game, a bowl of half eaten spaghetti sitting next to him since this morning
>Pavo ends up having Valentine's dinner alone because his man is too brainrotted right now, apparently
>That's okay, Valentine's is just a day after all... but it still pisses Pavo off that Techanon has been more distant lately

>>161474
>typed anon, desperate to deny the truth:
>that Pavo and Techanon would have hot, steamy sex with lots of kissing and handholding

>>161475
Oh, Techanon's game addiction doesn't preclude that, it just means that Pavo has to work a bit harder to get his attention (and pound a bit harder to keep it)
Still, he needs to do something about that damn game

>>161460
>cyn giving AM one last hug before the AS takes over
ouch

>>161477
Cyn's a naughty little stinker, that's what she is

>>161477
I love these two

>Buggy’s theme:
MIGHTY DOOM RAP by JT Music - "Non Believer"

>>161479
>Reminder that Bet has no marketable skills except poetry and raging against the machine (capitalism, not the Solver) and still managed to date, marry, and impregnate a highly successful showrunning producer and TV star through the power of cheesy pickup lines
What's (you)r excuse, Anon?

>>161435
I saw. I want to protect my eyes. It's disgusting.

>>161460
>>161462
>Cyn smiling at a random maid drone who was crushing on AM
>[Giggle] [AM has only one special fella this year] [And that's not you!] [Silly] [I am going to eat you now!]

>>161485
My excuse is that I'm still studying

>>161413
cute and a little hot. good valentine's green, anon.

>>161470
>>161477
I love it when Anons come together to finish things

>>161491
>Possibility Of Seeing /md/ RPG in my lifetime
I've never been so happy

Your fortune: Good Luck

FUCK YOU!
>Adds Microtransactions To (You)r Drone

>>161491
Lets goooo

>>161494
You already died once MG, we can make it happen again

>>161493
>Pic
>He was called cute by N

>>161491
the heads are different shapes?
also the female hips are comical lol

>>161499
> Y's hat going off-screen
lol

fun fact: Molly keeps bandaids and candies on her at all times in case a kid trips and gets hurt. she'll use some of her old routines to help them stop crying.
for similar reasons, she keeps juice boxes in the police box's mini fridge

Akita produces a substance called Keetermine

>>161504
I am going to overdose on it and die

>>161504
Akita's so adorable, is should really read any of her greens to know what her deal is beyond being Uzi's accidental solver mutant child

What would be a worse fate: being trapped inside of the body of an oogi or the body of a bugretta

>>161507
anon I feel like you're a little too fixated on this concept

>>161507
Does the saying of the phrase "hawk tuah" amuse you greatly, because I feel like that's the IQ we're dealing with here

>>161509
Teaching my Oogis to follow people around, shouting “Hawk Tuah” and “ts pmo” non-stop. Yes, I am evil.

>>161507 (me)

Sorry. Quite frankly i’m just genuinely bored out of my mind to the point where my autism makes me write up stupid shit before even thinking.

>>161511
Just funpost about how your N drone made a shitty drawing that you put on the fridge or some shit

>>161511
you could do something productive, like capping greens for the booru

>>161513
Been helping my brother move stuff around. But honestly i think my autism for it is dead now.

Why hasn't my N unit returned with the milk yet? It's been 3 days since I sent hin alone to the Supermarket just down the street

>>161515
I'm sorry, but he was found dead with a rock stuffed in his mouth.

>>161500
Makes me remember SS13.

>>161515
I’m sorry, anon… You’re gonna want to sit down for this…
There was a Femanon at the same supermarket.
In sending him to go get milk, you unknowingly sentenced him to and BE milked. We cannot determine his location at this time, but it’s likely to be subterranean and full of questionable equipment.

>>161499
Woah, it really is Pocketsteaks
Nobody else would've made the choice to draw Jane

>>161516
P doesn't have time for odd memories that aren't his own of a war he doesn't think he even fought in, he's a highly motivated baker for crying out loud

>>161516
Enn

What if N had a very large spring instead of legs and sproinged around everywhere?

>>161524
If I pushed him down a set of stairs, would he go down like a slinky?

>>161524
>>161527
>N but he Zebedy

Guys I accidentally said "I love you" instead of "Happy Valentine's Day" to my V and she's been buffering for the entire day what do I do?!

>>161528
A doogal reference at this day and age?

>>161529
Scatter rode petals on the bed, turn the lighting down low, draw a bubble bath in the tub, light some candles, and put on some jazz
Chances are she'll come to her senses right after you finish that, and believe me you'll want to get those things handled before she breaks some of your bones (pelvis)

>>161530
You'd be surprised.

>>161530
Holy shit, that's a blast from the past
They really botched that movie in the US

>>161533
As a kid i thought that the movie was fine.

But wow growing up made me detest the amount of references that movie made. Genuinely felt like a youtube abridged movie

>>161534
My main complaints are
>If I wanted to watch LOTR I'd fucking watch LOTR
>Why are there so many fart jokes
>WHY THE FUCK IS WHOOPI GOLDBERG IN THIS MOVIE
It's a shame to, the original stories looked pretty fun

>>161535
Seen the british version and man is the tone different. Especially with the skeleton scene

I feel like DDanni is the kind of person that would put a couple of nude photos in a valentines day card.

>>161444
What is hunies

>>161538
You really took all fluids out of him, did ya V?

>>161541
Honey. But you know… chicks. It was like a super old slang back in the 90’s to 2000’s ish.

>>161539
>Buddy and DDanni are on a date
>She hands him an envelope while they're at this swanky little restaurant and winks
>"From Danni, with much love"
>He opens the envelope and pulls out the card, opening it
>And immediately turning red as a tomato and closing it again
DANNI!

>>161484
Same to both points my dronigga

>>161538
I knew drones were toasters, but I didn't know they also functioned as dehydratora

what would buddy get for valentine's for danni and molly respectively

>>161500
Nice work, but WD hips mog

>>161547
Buddy would probably be the most sappiest of them in terms of valentines gift. Probably give them Flowers and chocolate made for drones as well as something personal for each of them.

>>161509
Nt but tfw hawk tuah🗣️💯🔥
>💀💀💀💀💀💀😭🙏

>>161520
DRAT! I've been jipped! Fuck!
I should've known that I was being set up! I've been left no other option...
TO THE "REAL" POCKETSTEAKS: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL ATOP ONE ICONIC LANDMARK OF YOUR CHOOSING. WHOEVER WINS IS DEEMED WORTHY OF THE POCKETSTEAKS NAME.

>>161550
I need Alice in her twangy voice saying that she'll "spit on that thang" while giggling maniacally

>>161550
ts pmo 💔

>>161552
>the landmark is the twin towers
>very iconic, no

>>161549
>For Molly: a set of hand carved engraved juggling balls
>For Danni: that goofy "retro" console they'd both wanted when they were kids but couldn't get

>>161543
Aww dang it

>>161509
Oh god no. I’m autistic but not that autistic.

>>161556
I cannot listen to Scatman John anymore without hearing the Skibidi

Quick and dirty one I made because I needed to get a second, intentional Valentine's greentext out and use and develop >>161449:

>"... Then Grandma told me she and Grandpa would be busy for the next four hours, so she gave me two hundred bucks and told me to go see a movie or a saucy puppet show. And that's why I was alone and unsupervised on Valentine's." Negev wetted her lips with her tongue then wiped her mouth on her sleeve. "You?"
>"... I got ghosted again," the mutant girl said. After knocking back the oil can again, she pulled its spout away from her throat hole and set it back on the bench. "Swear to Robo-God, if I see Jimmy Spencer one more time they're never gonna find his head." As she clenched her organic hand, the eye in that arm's shoulder and the band of eyes in front of her hairline narrowed in unison with her visor's eyes.
>Negev's hand emerged from her sleeve to scratch an itch on the back of her head. "Did I even get your name?"
>"Jenna Sportsman," the jawless girl said, kicking her feet back and forth.
>"Holy crap, YOU'RE Jenna Sportsman?" Negev gasped. "The way Mac and Beretta talked about you I thought you'd be-"
>"-Not a freak?" Jenna glowered. The eye in her organic arm's shoulder focused directly on Negev as something whiplike flicked out of her throat hole and returned to it as quickly as it emerged.
>Negev swallowed. "Not... not someone who'd want anything to do with me..."
>Jenna's expression softened. "I'm gonna regret nudging you in this direction more, but... is it true you had to be sent to Maintenance & Repair as a kid?"
>"Yeah," Negev croaked. "Spent most my life so far in a padded cell."
>"Shit, sucks to h-"
>"Also, I eat bugs to absorb their lives," Negev added sheepishly.
>Jenna's eyes-the regular ones anyway-went hollow. "Who the fuck volunteers that sort of shit?!"
>"A freak," Negev grunted. "I wish I could have my sister seething about always coming second to me. I wish I could have my brother be impressed by me." The youngest Doorman sighed. "... You have a favorite book?"
>Jenna's eyes brightened. "Matteo JWHJ0715."
>Negev's eyes followed suit. "Mine too...!"
>Jenna slapped a hand over her throat hole. The two eldritch meat infectees shared a brief moment.
>"Wanna have a pity date?" Jenna asked. "Like, as a pity friend thing, not as a relationship thing?"
>Negev nodded. "If you wanna have a pity friend date. Wanna see that movie about the saucy puppet show?"
>Jenna smiled as much as what little face she had allowed. "Hell yeah."
>The two pity besties got up. The theater was a fifteen minute walk away, and the next showing of the movie was a half hour after that.
>"... Are your parents Chad and Rachel Sportsman?"
>"Yeah, why do you ask?"
>"Oh man, the things Ms. Hughes says about your mom..."

>>161562
Noooooooo not Uzi please nooooooo

>>161562
Are you going to send him to zeebad place for referencing Zebedee toilett?

>>161561(me) sadly this is only the first half, but the giggleing continuse and sounds so freaky at the end as if she idk how to say it but it's so hot

Here's the deal
>You get to live in the Murder Drones universe with plot armor so you don't die immediately
BUT
>Everyone sounds like they're being voice acted like they're in the Big Green dub
DragonBall Z: Best Parts Of The Big Green Dub (Improved)
Do you take the deal?

>>161530
A what?

>>161551
Somebody should draw doey cosplaying as N

>>161568
>Live in Murder Drones Universe
Fuck no. That's a horrible deal, I'd prefer a thread version since atleast the world isn't dead in some of those

>>161571
Oh no...
Oh no!
She's going to read him 50 shades of gears!

>>161562
Post the full image you coward

>>161571
>WD arms
>DD head bulbs
Nice drawing but what?

>>161557
What would possibly follow is a lot of clanging.

>>161576
Sorry. I was going to change it but it’s my first time using Sketch.io and I have no idea why the eraser is not working lol

>>161579
Understandable
Still nice art