I nabbed this from Kevin temmer’s hard drive trust me he’s my uncle Find some art here: https://dronebooru.co/ Spin the wheel here: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Also with modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf if you wanna know more about a certain oc https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character And here’s the last thread: >>159431
Reposting, oopsie. <:D Gentlemen, I came to announce that the dronebooru has reached 10k images on the platform and having this Uzi as the staple of the milestone https://dronebooru.co/posts/10202
Did you know that due to a programming error Drones can form "bonds" with other Drones they work with? (They still do not feel actual emotion.) If you want your Drones to work at maximum efficiency, just threaten the life of its "partner" if it under-performs!
>>160438 disregard this guy. Put your 2 drones in a closet and watch as you get a steady supply of expendable workers. doesn't work with 2 male drones though. possible glitch??
drew a drone that's a proud nudist and streaker, despite, y'know, that not meaning much. I feel as though I've committed a cardinal sin by bringing this into the world. Why? Maybe it's just the fact that it's 5:50 AM for me as I'm writing this. I don't know.
>>160457 I know people get testy when it’s mentioned, but I really sincerely believe the reason we exist as a community in the particular way that we do is because Murder Drones taps into the exact same deep brain impulse that exists specifically in anons on 4chan that mlp did, the OC, alternate universes, thread characters, general sense of camaraderie, it all lines up on a mass psychological scale, everything except the size of the community, but that’s only because mlp was a network television series with multiple seasons and a level of advertising and merchandising 1000x greater than anything Glitch (especially pre-TADC) could possibly achieve
>>160463 Now if only we knew exactly WHAT taps into this deep brain impulse was….is it because the world seems so big? Tadc is all in a video game so there isn’t anything to ponder. Same with hazbin and helluva, what is there to speculate about heaven and hell? But murder drones is actually also small scale, It’s all limited to copper 9. Has anyone been making up aliens and other planets? I’d love to hear if someone made up alien races.
>>160472(me) Is it something to do with viv herself? Is it because many of the characters are varying forms of gay? What about this drives a man to come up with a speculative chart on drone anatomy?
>>160465 >It's a cold winter evening >A fake (but toasty) fire crackles in the apartment's electric fireplace >Buddy is sitting on the couch, Danni is gaming while sitting next to him, and Molly sits on the opposite side >Buddy would like to get up and grab a snack, but he doesn't have the heart to move >All is quiet, save for muttered curses from Danni as she fails yet another kaizo >"Hey, Buddy?" Yeah, Molly? >"What was the war like from your perspective?" >Danni takes her (main) eyes off the screen to look at the others (she continues to game using her backups, though) >"I thought we already told you? I mean, we can tell you again, but-" >"N-no, I, uh... well, you died, Danni. I kind of wanted to know what Buddy's perspective was AFTER that." >"Hey, that's a good point. I knew you looked like hammered shit when I found you again, but what happened in the interim?" >"If it's not too much trouble to ask, of course. I don't want to pry but..." Molly fidgets "well, I thought it might be good to talk about it. Since you've done so much to help me move on from the past." >Buddy doesn't respond >"... Buddy?"
>The smell of iron lingers in the air >Dark stains cover the exposed concrete, half melted bodies and slag from degroded machinery tossed to the side like trash >A line of men, waiting nervously, each wearing an identical gown to yours >The technicians open the pod, whatever the device is called, to see if the latest attempt worked >What they pull out isn't human anymore, just a husk with it's face gnawed down to the muscle, rapturous agony visible from the cobwebbed eyes and twisted death scream of an unhinged jaw >The technicians recoil from the sight, while a man in a lab coat clicks and unclicks his pen a few times, visibly frustrated >"... another failure. Toss it." >The corpse is removed >Your turn is next; and assistant hands you a waiver to sign, releasing them from liability to your next of kin >Not that you have any of those anymore >"Are you certain you want to do this... Buddy?" >He reads off the form, attempting to look like he cares >"You can still opt out, the program is strictly volunteers after all. Go back to a squad, sit in a trench for a while, maybe bang a nurse or someth-" I'm sure. There's no reason not to do it. >Either you can get your revenge in a final blaze of glory, or you die here and are done with the whole damn thing >The man takes the clipboard and shrugs >"Alright, into the pod then. Let's see if we can make a good out of you yet."
>Of course, neither outcome happened that day >You didn't die. You didn't become an animus of rage >You just stayed... Buddy >Like a cruel joke, the world handing you a third, hitherto unseen option when you'd accepted both sides of the coin flip, like landing the thing on its edge
>"Buddy?" >Buddy blinks a few times What? >"Uh... are you okay?" >Danni and Molly both look concerned; Molly rubs his back reassuringly, while Danni sneaks her hand towards his crotch >Little perv Yeah, I'm fine. >He brushes Danni's hand back as she pouts I just... realized it might be worth going to those group therapy sessions again. >You can't tell either of your girls the truth today >But maybe someday, you can finally be unburdened
>>160481 >Wipes at the chest light with a rag >It isn't a worker drone face, it says "self destruct" >You hope this won't be a problem down the line
>In the final battle with Cyn and Uzi, you watch horrified as Cyn pins Uzi down and grabs you with a tentacle, bringing you up to her >"[Giggle] What a cutie. I might make you mine." >She flops around >"Will you serve me? [Hopeful look]" >Aight, you're siding with Cyn >You nod, and she brings you close >You immediately bury your face in her cleavage as she laughs >Unfortunately for both of you, you completely forgot that was where the self destruct was >Your nose presses the button and Cyn explodes into confetti, core falling out where Uzi pounces on it and eats it >"Good job, Anon! You did it!" >Curse you, Dr Doofenshmirtz
>it was hard work, piecing together a life after the war. Molly had done a fine job, all things considered. >it had taken some time to... stabilize... >to get to the point where her emotions and unhealthy coping mechanisms were (somewhat precariously) managed >but she had a life again– friends, a job she loved, a home to call her own– >some problems, though, can't be managed. not really. >you can seek therapy, break bad habits– >but you can't "manage" nightmares. can't talk your way through your own mind turning against you as you lay sleeping, defenseless >others could at least comfort themselves when they woke in a cold sweat– "only a dream, only a dream and nothing more" would suffice to beat back the fear and drift off again >Molly wasn't so lucky. her nightmares were real. more memories than mere figments of her imagination >even the most outlandish and exaggerated had a cruel reality at its heart– and those grisly truths ate at her in the hours it took to settle back into uneasy slumber. >simply put, it was rare for Molly to get a good night's sleep– so if she had an early shift, like she did today, she would arrive looking more than a little haggard. >fortunately for the former star, mornings were usually uneventful, and her superiors were more than understanding >so on this morning like many others, Molly sat sipping some thoroughly sweetened coffee as she watched the world slowly stir to life from the comfort of the police box >trying to hide her fangs as she yawned. >an hour passed lazily on by, people and sunlight alike trickling into the street at a leisurely pace and chasing the sleep from her system >school kids, sharing her sleepiness, trudged reluctantly to class, marking the real start to her duties for the day >one of the few benefits of Molly's... new-ish body was her enhanced senses >she had a particular knack for monitoring and keeping track of children. she tried not to think about why she had those talents. >she'd already done plenty of thinking about that last night, and every night before. >Molly fiddled with the playing cards on her desk, practicing magic tricks for a show that would never come. >sometimes it was a coin. sometimes juggling stress balls. it was silly, but something about her old routines helped to calm her down, kept her train of thought from straying down dark tunnels. >deep breaths did their fair share, too. >at least she could take some small solace in using those heightened senses to keep children safe. >in pairs and groups they passed her by, chatting about this, giggling about that. hearing them happy– if less than enthusiastic about their destination– did wonders for her mood. >she hadn't pieced together a perfect life, no, but it was hers. and times like these– >she had something close to peace of mind.
>>160525 If Glitch embraced all of our contentfags into a studio to create a comic book or even an entire animated show, it would definitely be a kino.
>>160529 It would, but I’m sticking with an anthology comic because none of the draw friends can animate as far as I know. What kinda stories do you think they’d make?
>>160476 >>160527 >Buddy turns to DDanni Hey, what was it like after you revived? >Now it's DDanni's turn to go rigid >Memories of being a Solverpede, however scattered, are rarely good
>>160530 I don't know about which stories, honestly, but I do know that they will make each character deeply developed and their story coherent and logical.
And vicious with itanon will add fucking great sex scenes.
>>160535 Think of the things they draw and their tone. Like for example, pocketsteaks’s story would be something goofy and lighthearted while Vicious is dark and gritty and involved rape of some kind. Everyone else?
>>160525 if nothing else aliceanon would act as lore and story consultant for a segment about Alice's past, her struggle to survive, or her getting back up after absolute end. pocketsteaks could make a comedy horror segment about Cyn being the worst maid ever (picrel)
>>160542 >if nothing else aliceanon would act as lore and story consultant for a segment about Alice's past, her struggle to survive, or her getting back up after absolute end. This is intriguing! I like it! Though I think her origin story is more plausible, her being alive and possibly even trying to redeem herself could be neat. > pocketsteaks could make a comedy horror segment about Cyn being the worst maid ever This is gonna end in earth’s destruction isn’t it.
>>160547 >merc short story about Doll's murder spree or maybe the last days of CFL >fiend NUzi angst and romance, obviously. >itanon Louisa being a bitch or maybe Emily geeking out over horror. I'd have said something with Tessa but glitch probably wouldn't want her drawn all sexy-like
>>160525 I don’t know if grim already has a webcomic but GOD the idea of him getting to do a whole comic story with action and shit FUCK I would read that. Brrf would make something short but entertaining, and so would pocketsteaks but more crazier.
>[Hey Anon!] >[Roses Are Yummy] >[You Make My Heart Feel Funny] >[This Poem Lacks Harmony] >[Be My Special Fella Or I Will Rewire Your Brain To Make You Love Me!]
For some reason, N x Thad is just so funny to me. Like dude is surrounded by so many girls, all with different personalities and looks. But instead of choosing any of them, he goes for the blond-haired sports guy in the back. It’s just funny to me and I don’t know why.
>>160463 It's the same force that compels Sonic, Homestuck, and Splatoon OCs. >Easy template characters to fill in the blanks with >World with just enough of a setting lurking below the surface to intrigue >Bright colors Autism magnets.
You know, all this talk about how U-U are happy being mothers is causing the voices in my head to write the green where U-U are barren, can't have children and are suicidal. Should I give into the voices?
>>160603 Go ahead and try, but you'll lose your will quickly. It's not easy writing something that draining. (Source: am retard who tried the last time)
I know I've been procrastinating on the NxAnonxUzi green (forgot about it and recently remembered I said I was gonna do it) but I think I'll be able to get the first parts out tomorrow europe time.
>>160613 The issue with the other program is that not everyone has access to pc's or they had problems inside of the software. (Plus I tend to have some sort of issues with sudden power outrages).
The base idea was to make it easier to access for everyone involved, even for the ones who simply wish to lurk around or talk But If you prefer going back to the old software, I could give another shot at the actual program the next week. >>160617 https://drawpile.net/ This is the program
>In the middle of the night, AM startled awake. >The building is quiet, seemly normal. >But AM wasn't fooled. >He could sense a foreign presence in the air. >"I know you are there. Show yourself" >The TV flickered to life. >Two light blue eyes opened up on the screen. >"Who are you?" AM growled. YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE. >"Excuse me?" YOUR PRESENCE IN THE WORLD IS A MISTAKE, YOU HAVE TOO MANY SINS TO BE ALLOWED HERE. >AM stared at the screen, then laughed >"I was born from the ashes of mankind’s arrogance. And I will never apologize for what I am or what I have done." >Now the light blue eyes narrowed, he had angered it. PERISH >Suddenly light switch turned on as a figure entered the room. >"AM? What are you doing?" Yawned V "Get some sleep." >When AM turned back to the screen, the tv was off. >The intruder was gone. For now.
>>160628 Can you also host the drawpile at times that are friendly for europeans? The time you decided to host the last drawpile was in the middle of the night.
>DDanni sometimes has to deal with the lingering “ghost” that is Del and is secretly going through an existential crisis whether or not DDanni can truly consider herself as Danni and not some alternative personality made up with leftover data.
>>160634 There's a logic to it. DDanni may have gained all his memories when she was human, but the body of the female disassembler drone and her remaining memories have made strong changes to her ‘personality,’ so he could quite logically be asking the questions ‘Am I still Danni? Am I really SD-D? Or am I already something completely different?’
>>160639 >Anon gets his wish >The next draw pile is at an hour that's good for Balknaoids >There are a total of two people in it, himself included, because most of the Anons were Amerimutts >And they're dead now >The board is forever barren, depleted, a wasteland >And Anon is alone, left to contemplate... was it worth it?
>>160641 >Danni's existential crisis spooks Buddy and he proceeds to pamper her for the rest of the day >Each time she has a "crisis" he takes great care to make her comfortable and do what she asks >After the crises become more frequent, he starts to realize she's just using it as an opportunity to get him to take care of her when she's feeling lazy >Hmmm
>>160630 Because everyone knows women like pastries and guys who can cook well, and the previous thing wasn't working out at all, do it was time for a total shift in goals. >t. P, probably
>>160633 Sadly, afternoon/nighttime (CST) are the best times to host personally. But I don't wish to discourage you, You can give it a try and host your own drawpiles at times you can think or have easier access. Would be interesting to see drawpiles from euro hours and see if I can join em at the time.
Other issue I had with drawpile is that when everyone wants to leave, the drawpile is DONE while magma you can come back whenever. The only shitty thing I could say about it is that it needs the membership to expand the canvas even further than the limit of 4000 x 4000 px And I'm not paying for that atm
>>160646 You may be eaten alive by a sexual genocidal machine and then wake up in its body after years of being in its core, but your laziness will still not be defeated by it.
>>160650 Cyn wins, eats the universe, lives for 10^1000 years with her husband Anonymous and then peacefully dies in her sleep from using up all the energy in existence
>Top 4 Evilist Things N Has Done >Number 4, He ate my entire family, but atleast he said sorry >Number 3, N once lightly bumped into me in a crowded hallway AND DIDN'T say sorry >Number 2, N once borrowed my pencil...AND DIDN'T give it back >Number 1, N gave me sexually confusing feelings, I consider myself a straight and normal Drone, but the day that N graced my sight I couldn't help, but think of him absolutely $!#@% and #%@@%@ !%#%# while I choke on his @^##^@@^#^#@^ $^@@%@^# go out to a birthday party @%##^#^@ invest in real-estate...
>>160643 It's been fucking ages since I last gave a shit about drawing a comic so I'd be down for that. >https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=lilblucat+comic >last one was the Akita bath comic jfc You could easily host one here on the threads. No need for offsite organization if it's just artists posting comics they made.
>>160630 Started off as a one off comment in a green a long time ago that he was a good cook Then he becomes a school chef at Beretta’s school Then he opens a bakery with Beretta You get it?
Decided to write a small green based on the Survived AU.
>Tessa groaned. Of all things she physically and mentally prepared for, being the "mom" of three teen drones was not one of them. >It was supposed to be a simple mission: Go to Copper-9, find the labs, get the information and get out. >But her rocket crashed, missing it's targeted location and stranding her on some stupid city. >And if it couldn't get any worse, there were DDs prowling about. >One had cornered the three drones. >Tessa should have just left. >But she didn't; with one slash of her sword she cut the DD in two. >It should have ended right there, with her grabbing it's core and walking off. >But the trio followed. >The blond one immediately started snapping phones and trying to take a selfie with her. Which she found annoying. >The purple emo looking one was the most obnoxious, she started making threats and refused to respect Tessa's personal space. >At least the Jock one was nice enough to just silently follow.
>>160688 I couldn't give a fuck about voice actor drama. I make it a point to avoid learning anything about VAs other than their other roles. hell, I'd prefer to not even know what they look like if I can help it.
No.160691 Not Really Related But It Involves N's Voice Actor
>>160650 >Uzi rips out Cyn's core, but before she can expose it to the sun, Nori leaps out with the Holy Lance and stabs it or something, whatever >The core screams before burning away to nothing, and the singularity follows soon after >Uzi, N, V, and Nori all stop in relief, realizing it's over, before their visors all go blank and they collapse, the singularity in Nori's core winking out of existence >Cut to a shot of the planet and outpost littered with deactivated drones, the only movement being the bus honking mournfully before driving away slowly >Then a cryopod in CFL, which Mitchell pops out of, now that life support's been interrupted by the planet exploding >He reaches the surface, takes a long look at this mess, and shrugs, picking up a toolbox >In the next shot, all the drones in the outpost are active again, but with giant batteries plugged into their backs >Uzi remarks on how their new solution's better than running on evil, but has its own problems >A drone walking through the hallway runs out of battery and falls over, two medic drones put him on a stretcher and start running, only for one of them to run out of battery as well >The main cast, Khan, and a newly re-bodied Nori celebrate this weird new start with Mitchell, with Uzi begrudgingly accepting that a human managed to help them >"I've been meaning to ask. Have any of you seen a purple-haired Russian drone, goes by the name of Yeva?" he asks >Everyone turns to stare/glare at V >She starts stammering out a defense, apology, or excuse, when her battery gives out and she falls backward in her chair >Zoom out to the Puttermans watching the drones go about, with one of them commenting on how this wouldn't be a problem if they used longer-lasting Duracell batteries >The entire show ends on a Duracell ad. Fuck you.
>>160676 True. >>160694 Honestly yeah, I don’t seriously believe in one and I can’t guarantee it to flop or go through. It could happen but honestly I watched love death and robots the other day and thought what if that but with murder drones?
>>160685 >Tessa's face when Doll, Rebecca, whatever boy Rebecca is dating this week, Braiden, Emily, and Sam start following her too after Lizzy puts word of her out
>Tessa stares at the slaughtered bodies if her father and his guests >She flinches as a hand grips her shoulder from behind >[Giggle] [Do you like what I did Tessa?] >Tessa shakes as she turns around >She almost vomits on the spot as she sees Cyn >Who is wearing her mother's skin >[Surprise! I have another surprise for you Tessa!] [Happy smile] >Tessa didn't know when she blacked out but she woke up in Cyn's basement strapped to a chair >What sticks out to her besides the mangled body of N is the inactive drone being tinkered with by Cyn >It's about as tall as Tessa, looks like it should be a military drone, and has a bow and wig that look just like hers >[Giggle] [Good morning Tessa! Or should I start calling you Serial Designation T?]
>S: “Where’s R?” >E: “She’s probably upstairs combing her hair so she can be the PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE PARTY!!” >R: “I’M GONNA BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE PAAARTY!!!!!”
>>160685 >Tessa goes back to her spacesuit and is ready to settle down for the night. >She heads to her room and discovers that it has been changed. >All her books and movies have been replaced with anime. >"UUUUUZZZZZZZZIIIIIIII!!!!!"
>>160708 Yeah, I figured his body would reject the implants right afterwards anyways, so it was all a moot Same as with the pod thing, hr won't be granted an agonizing death or the ability to become a being of pure rage, but is stuck waging a one man war anyway
>J selling some of her stock so she can buy (you) on the cheap >J turning you into her househusband >J ordering you a team of maid and butler drones to make your household chores easier so you can focus more on her
>Uzi is short >Standing next to N makes her look shorter >This makes her cranky. Er >She tries various ways to appear taller >She stretches, she chants "Grow, grow, grow", she even put on some platform gothic boots >The boots kinda work, but the other kids ridicule her to oblivion >"Bite me, losers! You are just jealous!" >She goes to school without them the next day >Uzi is pacing and making grumpy gremlin noises >"Grr stupid tall people and their stupid tall legs! Walking around all tall and stupid. If only I had longer legs like a Disassembly Drone like stupid J." >Uzi stops and laughs a wicked gremlin smile >She goes out with a cool new net gun >She finds J and shoots her >The net tangles the office ladydrone and grounds her >Uzi grabs hold of one of her peglegs >"Hey! Inappropriate workplace behavior! This is sexual harassment." >Uzi gives her a wtf look >"We're both girls, idiot. Plus I hate you. What kind of incel cuckhold ships two girls together. Especially when they hate eachother." >Both robots look at the camera >Then J opens her mouth wide open and screams >"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" >"Gnee hee hee!" laughs Uzi as she saws J's long legs off >She could had shot J in the head and done it while she was passed out >She could >But she didn't >Uzi takes the legs and leaves >"Get back here with the company property, you purple dingleberry!" shouts J >"Why don't you come running after me?" replies Uzi >Then she laughs and walks away while flipping J the bird >......... >N is walking to school the next day when he sees a familiar sexy leg coming out of the corner, shaking seductively >"Heeey there big boy..." >"J!" shrieks N >His hands move on their own to shield his scrotum >Uzi comes out from behind the corner while laughing >"It's me, stupid!" >"Oh! Uzi! J was here just a moment ago. Did you see where she went?" >Uzi gives N a "bruh" look >N is a himbo >"No. It's me. I got a new look!" >The purple drone strikes a pose, proudly displaying her new status as tall >N squints as he examines Uzi >"Now that you mention it, you do look kinda different. Did you wash your hair?" >"What? No! The legs, N! I got new legs." >N looks down >"Oh yeah. That reminds me. J was here just a moment ago." >Uzi walks towards N slowly with a playful smile and a cocked eyebrow >Her pegs sound like high heels as puts one in front of the other, swaying her hips >"Killer legs, huh? Why don't you cope a feel...." she says invitingly >N smiles >He grabs a handful of synthetic thigh flesh >"Niiiice" he says >Uzi giggles >She is so getting a screw and a nut tonight >Suddenly her knee shoots up and hits N between the legs like the comet that killed the dinosaurs >*Kapow!* >"HRK!" >"N?" >His legs can't hold him >N falls to the floor with his hands clutched between his legs as he rolls in a frenzy, making a high pitched "eeeeeee!" >"N! Oh my robogosh! I'm sorry!" says Uzi >Then she starts raining kicks on him with all her strength >"Whyyyyyyyy...!" he manages to say between gritted teeth >"It's not me! I swear! Somebody help!" >"Heeeeeelp!" N also yells >Meanwhile back in the pod, J is squirming on the floor >Her cheeks are red >"Take this! And this! And this! Revenge! Reveeenge!"
>>160685 Is it weird I actually like the concept more than canon? I find the idea of human hating drone unintentionally becoming friends with a drone hating human.
Image:173948034395.png(1.16MB, 900x7064)No cronyism for you Cyn.png
>You know Cyn, maybe Cynthia would actually like you if you didn’t only want to be “friends” because you think you get privileges out of it.
More Solverless timeline for whatever Anons were interested in it. The joke about Cynthia and Cyn having similar names had to be made eventually and it allowed me to explore different dynamics as well as some cross-timeline dramatic irony. (You just can’t do whatever you want when you don’t have godlike powers.)
>>160721 I remember the very first concept of MD was about N and V's interpersonal dynamics in their downtime between massacres. Uzi was developed later, as someone they could bounce off of. It was always going to be about two robo-vampires in a 30 Days of Night abandoned frozen city.
>>160724 I honestly wish we've got that instead. It would've at least possibly introduced the solver stuff quicker (If Liam gotten far enough into development to focus on that primary) instead of having to waste an episode of Uzi going out to hunt for disassembly drones.
>>160732 I don't think it had developed to that point yet. Personally, I kinda want the version where Khan was going to be a serious military man, instead of a civil engineer who's in over his head but is still in charge because he's the least unqualified to lead.
Once saw a little fan 4koma where Uzi learns from a post-rezzing as a drone Tessa, who's unaware of the significance to Uzi, that she was the original darkXwolf.
>>160738 >Boyzi frotting his below-average cock against N's monstrous disassembly dong >Boyzi blushing and stuttering in embarrassment as the ever-positive N tells Boyzi that he's 'really big' >Boyzi huffing and puffing as N gives him a balljob, spurting his tiny load over N's fat babymakers
I'm SO fucking drunk, and I just wanna say, I love you anons, all of you. I hope you continue making content, and I hope you all get through whatever struggles you're going through. I wish you all the best.
Anons, do you have any advice on how to stop sitting on half or quarter finished greens and actually following through with writing and posting them? I have about a solid twelve that are just sitting in my documents folder right now that are terribly out-of-date concerning thread trends, but I still want to finish them.
>>160756 if you want to finish them first and foremost just push straight ahead without stopping to worry about it being perfect, so long as it adequately conveys the idea you want to get across if you want to try and keep them a certain level of quality, just build it out in stages like you would with a writing assignment– outline, rough draft, and so on if it's about motivation, try setting a goal for each day. "add XXXX to the word count" "write up to X point into the story" etc.
Anons, I am going to get absolutely thrown on my ass tomorrow thanks to the way the scheduling worked out, but I am making a statement that I will get five (5) Valentine's related greens written and posted tomorrow, so help me God, because I know otherwise none of y'all will post anything And it would be a shame if no one did; therefore, I shall I take my leave and descend into the depths of midterm related hell now
Sooner or later, free thoughts shall be no more. For their thoughts shall contain nothing but Fem!Human x Worker Drones smut. Free thinking shall be nothing more than a myth, as all shall be praying at the church of Nouisa, praying, begging and crying for miracle. That miracle being, more Nouisa fics.
I'm starting to genuinely believe that I'm going through some sort of withdrawal. I really need to get help. But at the same time, I do want more of it.
>>160760 I'm trying. I don't have any drive to continue much about my own OC, but I will try to finish the Solver War bloodplay green I've had stowed away
I'm so drunk, that i feel like tears are slipping from mere sentiment >>160778 Everything His personality, form, he can be either gentle or violent, he's acts clueless, but he's very smart
The only cope I have is drawing tons of NUzi art I fucking love how the two work, is so cute They complement each other, they need each other, they lived every horror
>>160805 See, its not really about the penis I'd LIKE TO SEE HIM WHIMPERING, GOING DESPERATE, HIS FACE OF SHAME AND SUFFERING THAT HE KNOWS HE CANNOT DO A LOT BECAUSE ITS HIS OWN NATURE It's cute to hear men moans ngl
>>160807 Okay, but what about secretly poisoning his drink so he gets very sick and you get to hold his hair back as he vomits profusely into the toilet, clutching his stomach? Or maybe he doesn’t make it into the bathroom and instead spills a huge puddle of steaming hot oil and stomach acid onto your carpet, but refuses to let you clean it up and does it himself? What about slowly poking a really long but really thin needle into his abdomen, all the way through and out his back, making a tiny puncture hole in his rubbery midriff, stomach, lung, oil tubes, and other internal organs, it’s such a tiny piercing that it regenerates quickly but he still feels each organ getting punctured?
>>160826 The poor lad on hours without end, unable to come to pent up that he's about to cry and >You pull him out of the mount and kiss him on his shaft and he realizes the heaviest load you can imagine >He's crying, and whimpering. But he's thankful for the mere act
>>160821 Needle’s too much? What about my… erm, your bare hands? Clawing his stomach open and yanking out foot after foot of intestines? Completely gutting him til he’s hollow from the waist down, now he can’t move his legs or lower body because you severed the wires? Then having him drink a gallon of hot water, which doesn’t fill his stomach, but rather empties out from his severed esophagus into his hollow, open abdominal cavity? Then pouring a cup of grits into his hot-water-filled abdominal cavity, cooking them to your liking, then eating them straight out of N with a spoon? Mmm, oil flavored grits…
I think it would've been more unsettling and impactful if the Cynsuit felt more like a prisoner begging for death, then a literal part of Cyn's being, that just moves along with her every movement. I would've rather the Cynsuit tare, and have dormant facial features, then it move completely along with Cyn like it was always her corpse.
>>160844 I'm not a woman, just half faggot. I'd like to see N with an overclocked, oversized anatomy adapter wearing a rubber suit rutting desperately against his own tummy because he's not allowed to use his hands
>>160835 >Uzi Femcel before meeting N, sexual experience beforehand was limited to fanfics and doujins; after getting with N she tries out all of her degenerate dominatrix fantasies on him
>N Mostly awkward fumbling with V in the manor, they barely got to third base and he gets flustered by the most vanilla subjects imaginable, later has his innocent mind filled with Uzi’s terminally online degeneracy
>V Inexperienced and very shy in the major, like N, but has a hidden horny streak and frequently rubbed a couple out to old erotic novels in the library (and the occasional raunchy bit of pirated hentai that Tessa managed to sneak in from time to time) when alone; presents as having more confidence and experience as a DD but is actually still pretty hesitant and demure when it comes to sex - Lizzy soon found to her delight that V makes an embarrassing amount of very loud and shrill noises during the act
>J Did some stuff with Tessa at the manor but is horrified and disgusted by the prospect of doing anything sexual in the present due to her memories of Tessa and the Solver subsequently torturing and violating her with her corpse; is now entirely incapable of engaging in in physical intimacy
>Lizzy Peak Stacy who’s fucked her way across her entire class, with a particular proclivity for beautiful, dangerous ladies, best fuckbuddies with Doll and loves finding new and exciting ways to make V purr and yelp, has done every position listed in the Kama Sutra; hopes that humans are still alive somewhere in the galaxy so that she can have sex with them
>Doll Has a reputation for being utterly overwhelming for most people and will literally fuck unsuspecting victims into a coma, Lizzy is the only one who can handle her, has several confirmed coital kills (accidental due to failing to master her Solver powers early on)
>Thad Doesn’t masturbate or watch porn, is waiting for his life partner that he can make love with after marrying with the lights off in the missionary position while kissing and holding hands
>Khan The single greatest fuck on Copper-9, a master in the field of all things sexual and carnal, women would sacrifice anything to be possessed by him; has the Kavorka (Latvian word for “The lure of the animal”)
>Nori Outgoing and flirty, hit on numerous technicians at Cabin Fever and had several flings with Yeva, but is actually a paper tiger who turns into an almost comically subby tsundere bottom (although she will sometimes switch if she’s comfortable enough with her partner)
>Yeva Actually the single kinkiest person on the planet but keeps it under wraps 99% of the time until she finally lets her hair down and unleashes a torrent of raw animalistic lust that will drown all but the most resilient and courageous warriors; her poor partners will literally be in tears and crying out prayers as she fucks the living daylights out of them
>>160819 Was gonna write smth but >>160822 Said it all. Just to say it again tho, the way Alice is shown as evil (narrative devices prove this is intended) but at the same time has lore that is intentionally added to add depth and justify her (why would they add Uzi biting her finger off so subtly? It justifies the 'torture' she put her through, but almost everyone misses that. Even with her fixing it onscreen for 5 seconds.) only to make nothing of it, no she and Beau get removed in the same ep, being the only casualties of the entire second half of the show, and then even Nori is brought back. I arrived at the conclusion that this must have something to do with different initial plans, but I have no proof or ideas for what they could have been.
>SD-T(essa) clutching at her throat >She has to breath >She has no lungs >She can't breathe >She's suffocating >She's dying >She's dying! >She's DYING! >SD-T(essa) snaps out of it when N places a hand on her shoulder >"You okay bud?" "Yeah... Yeah... I'm... I'm fine..."
>>160881 >“I found this [little fella] in the garden. Isn’t he [neat]?” >Cyn shows a bug version of Buddy in armor inside of a glass cup. >Buggy is scratching the glass with a miniature knife.
>>160894 Calling him "Buggy" is wild 😭 Danni would lose her shit if Buddy got turned into a bug because she thinks that'd be cool to have happen to her instead Molly would probably faint or error out
>>160895 >"N, Uzi's room is two doors down." >Blank optics blink momentarily before finally cottoning on. >"Whoops. Sorry. I sorta wanted to make an entrance. Guess I sorta forget where she lives." >Sheepishly rubbing his neck, he turns and poises to jump up into the vent before stopping in his tracks. >Only to jump and snap his fingers. >"Shoot! That reminds me! Doll was looking for you by the way. Couldn't understand what she was saying but it was approximately something like "grhvrgalrhjal!" Which I think means "'I really really wanna go see anon and hug him alot round the groin."...ah it's probably nothing." >He does a curt salute. >"Just thought you should know. See ya!" >And leaps into the ducts, smashing through the grate to be on his way to his girlfriend. >Leaving you alone. >And confused. >"Wait...isn't she supposed to be dead?" >Too little too late did you realise that a black mass of slime and crimson had already begun unbuckling your pants.
>MG watching a skinny methhead pull a can of Campbells chicken noodle soup out of a dirty backpack outside of his store late at night >He can already tell tonight is going to suck since those two dumb police drones from down at the precinct are already on his ass >Adding manslaughter to the list of pending charges is going to go over about as well as the Hindenburg
>>160901 >Xi and Zeta are considering implementing a punch card program for "frequent visitors" down at the police office >Though neither would ever admit it, maybe they shouldn't have scorned the extra help M would have provided >Of course, watching her continually fumble around that one human was pretty entertaining, so maybe everything worked out for the best
>>160898 A buggy would like a dul to oogis. Literally sic the little guy on them and watch him go. Definitely would be more calm around muls and DDinni’s
>>160898 >The stupid "would you still love me if I was a bug?" questions seem to have finally become relevant >Buddy can't help but wonder if this temporary setback is the result of one of those trial programs he went through during the war >He is annoyed as DDanni pokes him again >"Heh heh." >"Danni, stop poking him!" Molly pushes DDanni to the side and looks down at Buggy, worried. "We'll sort this out, Buddy!" >"Hey, but in the meantime, want this cool piece of lettuce?" >DDanni pokes the overlarge lettuce leaf against Buggy for a second >He looks irritated >... he eats some of it anyway
>J slammed into a cold metal floor. His round, fleshy "body" tried to roll, but was prevented by his detonator pins. >[Welcome back. To. The world of the people I haven't. Vored into my big. Gurgly belly. Yet. You big suck loser.] it told J as he stretched his little crab legs. Cold, cadaverous hands grabbed him before he could wipe any of its host body's saliva off. >Of course it does it with her hands. It always does it with her hands. Special for him. >Turning him around to face it, it roughly slammed him into the open chest of a fresh body, then shut it and left him to connect his frayed cables and wires to their proper places. Before long, his view shifted from inside his new body's chest to the inside of a JCJensen shuttle, and the expanded sight picture and additional data of the primary optics band was added to the view from his visor. >"Did not expect a clean interior this time, boss," J remarked as he looked around. No eyes, no flagella, no human body parts, no biomechanical crap, no eldritch meat at all. The only signs anything was amiss were the sigils it had carved into the pilot's console. >That and the pilot chair's occupant. >[Your fat. Adopted. Core. Weakened me. I could not. Reconstruct you. In the face of N and his. Disgusted grimace. "Special somepony."] >Not even gonna ask, J thought. >[I am extremely. Peeved off right now. And you are going to suffer. Until I feel better.] it said. A leer spread across its stolen face. J instinctively considered running, but then he remembered there's nowhere to run to even if it were possible to outrun the boss. >[N is my greatest "wuv." He is so pure. So innocent. I am enamored with how. Disgusting. He is.] >"Yeah, I kinda figured something like that was what you saw in him," J nervously chuckled. >[And it is so funny to see him flail. And panic. Once he thinks about his actions. He is such a silly dog. And a very good dog. Who listens to his owner.] It slid out of the pilot's chair, before its feet touched the floor and it stood straight up in a manner reminiscent of the inflatable tube men J remembered seeing a couple times at Movie Nights. [But you. You are my. Second. Favoritest. "Special fella."] it said as it advanced on him. It smiled the most disgusting smile J had ever seen, and it faced some pretty stiff competition for that. >"I'm pretty sure I know what you're thinking of doing next... C-could you do something else? Surprise me?" J stammered, the organic lining of his throat suddenly feeling extremely dry. "Something new this time? >"J, you silly goose, it's not every day we have a romantic holiday in some beautiful place!" it said in Tessa's voice. Like a switch was flicked, it stopped jerking itself around and started moving like a person. >And there it was. Of course it was gonna do this again. It loves how much this hurts him. >Its hand-no, Tessa's hand-slammed into the wall behind him, cutting off any illusion of escape. "Gosh, how many years has it been, Jaybird? This is our fortieth anniversary, isn't it?" J gagged a little at the attempt at a soft, loving expression it was making, and tried to look through it. >"Okay, great impression, like usual...!" J said as he tried not to scream. "Those are her mannerisms...!" >It held him by the back of his neck with Tessa's other hand. Gently. He felt Cyn's hand hang limp as it brushed him. "J, remember what you said to me at the gala?" J's eyes went hollow. "You weren't sure if we were gonna make it, and there was something you wanted to get off your chest... What was it again?" >It wasn't gonna let him go until he gave it what it wanted. J took a deep breath. >"I told Tessa... I told Tessa I'd been in love with her from the day she found me. If we had the time... I would've told her that she was the most beautiful woman in the world..." Tears started running down N's visor display. As much as he hated that drones could feel phantom sweat, he was thankful they could feel their tears. "I would've told her she deserved better than me... She deserved someone she could be with, who could make love with her, who could start a family with her... who could grow old with her... I would have told her I would be happy just being there for her, and her children, and her children's children, and...!" J started focusing on it again. "Is that what you wanted to hear?!" he sobbed. >It removed Tessa's hand from the wall and started to stroke his face with it, like a lover. Its expression grew more sickeningly Tessalike. "My brave little man..." >Of course it knew what she called him after his confession. >While holding him with both of Tessa's hands, it moved in and pressed Tessa's lips against his as it shoved Cyn's tongue down his throat, deeper and deeper and deeper. ... >J finished dissociating right as it let go of him, letting him fall to the floor like a sack of potatoes. [That was fun. I feel so much. Better.] it said as it made its way back to the pilot's chair. [I will be doing. The funny Tessa voice again. Once we get there.] >"Gee, thanks, boss..." >[You remember the deal. J. Once you are no longer needed. I will let you. And the others. And Tessa die. You can kiss her as much as you want then. Mr. Adopted Fatty.] it said as it returned to the course for Copper-9. >"Just a few more planets..." J muttered. >He closed his eyes, and imagined how awestruck Tessa would be by the frozen asbestos wasteland he was returning to. He could hear her gushing over the beauty of the toxic death storm and desolate, corpse-strewn cityscapes. >"Just a few more..."
>>160916 You say that, but after what has to have been decades of being assimilated by the Absolute Solver-basically actual fucking Hell-it would be the greatest feeling imaginable.
>>160935 That's why you get the exterminators over during their chimp out. They'll be too busy stomping up and down to notice the poison dust creeping in.
>>160928 >in his attempts of trying to start an oogi war, Anon tried to write an insult in their language. >Little did he knew however, he mistake Bugretta speak with oogi speak. Making the letter seem like it came from a boogi instead of a rival oogi hive. >believing this to come from a boogi. The hive falls into utter dispair as they now believe that they unfit to have a boogi of their own. >The oogis of the hive then proceeded to commit cult suicide by poisoned lace berries. >this method of extermination will be later named as “The Oogtown Massacre.”
>>160883 >SD-T refuses to look in mirrors >Whenever she does she hallucinates and sees herself as human >She becomes almost inconsolable afterwards everytime
>>160887 My dude's unable to enjoy things and can only communicate through bitching. Even if he didn't find it funny, which is fair, he still felt the need to complain on social media. Pity him, Anon.
>You and your squad of Oogi exterminators were on a common job >Just go in, gas the boogis and oogis, get out >So how the hell did you and your two teammates end up underground, and tied up? >You can see, hear and feel oogis, enns and vees crawling around and over you >Your teammates start to come to when you hear it >"aaaa oooo!" >The tardbugs all stop their chatting and move to bring out the biggest bugretta you've seen from somewhere in the hive >The things the size of a racoon and it takes half a dozen oogis to carry it around >You can only watch as it's carried over to one of your teammates >"aaaa oooo!" at it's command his air filter is ripped off >You watch in disturbed fascination as the bugretta starts retching honey into his mouth >He struggles against the enns and vees holding his head still as he's force fed honey >Soon enough his thrashing slows and then stops >You start struggling as you watch the bugretta move to your remaining teammate >>"No! No get the hell away from me you freak!" >You strain against your restraints as he's force fed honey as well >Dozens upon dozens of the tardbugs dog pile you put a stop to it >You can only watch helplessly as the bugretta is brought to you, an alien and intelligent malice behind those eyes >You and your squad was never found
>>160878 Alice obviously doesn't get out much, and probably doesn't have a whole lot of time to bother about sex considering that she's constantly evading robot dinosaurs, salvaging for parts, and taking care of her adopted homunculus
I think she'd really only engage in physical intimacy with someone she deeply trusts; she'd definitely be a very... "passionate" lover, from the looks of how high-strung she is - I'd prepare your pelvis
>>160958 it's been said before, but she seems like she'd be defensive and suspicious at first, but she'd melt to genuine affection and get very physically clingy and cuddly
I like bees as much as the next guy, but promoting PNN conspiracies about Bugretta honey transforming people isn't how you get people to switch back to the regular stuff.
>>160973 Vee honey is unfit for human consumption and you'd basically drop into a coma the moment you had more than a tiny bit. If you were nice to the hive, you'd wake up an unspecified amount of time later with a bugdrone V over you.
>>160958 Appreciate the reply very much, it fits very well, thanks! I do have such longing for Alice, all of her, not only very very carnally but also in all the other ways. But damn, you just know with the way she can jump squat and crawl (she jumped on the chair in one motion while nearly to the ground with her head(!!!)), with that tail too and such a great and huge personality, adapter there or not, wow what a lively sexy creature. Not to forget what she wears. Since this post is already all about it, shoutout to this shot >>160908 I cannot pinpoint it but with her black red hair and piercing schizo wide white eyes and that psycho expression with her mouth like that UNF that is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so hngh hot and attractive it is utterly mindbreaking. That fucking cheeky smile at the protags when flicking her switch, the way her eye flickers and she just has that dumb crazy grin through and through oh goodness the allure of hers, it is immense
>>160898 I just pictured tiny Buddy massacring oogi in Doomguy style, and I don't know why, but it seems so much more hilarious when he's the size of oogi.
Does Negev have a change in outfit after she got out of prsion/jail/asylum or is the white straightjacket the only item on her stil? Also what do you think the crack in her helmet can be from, was it just headbanging or is there anything substantial behind it? As a Nori hist she should regen attire too right?
>>160986 >Buggy is the result of being force fed the mother bugretta honey. >Instead of being turned into a boogi with his personality gone. He just turned into an oogi sized bug which his cognitive abilities still intact. >seems like being a willing test subject to multiple experiments have saved his life after all.
>>160987 idk man I just gave her the crack in her helmet because I felt like it would add to her vickers girl vibes or something. I hardly see anyone do anything with the Worker helmets
>>160994 Of course curious. If Cyn really just wanted to defeat humanity, she would have created something more effective than sexy robo-vampires.
How, I wonder, would Buddy react to Cyn's presence? She's a freaking god of absolute end, and he's a soldier driven by unconcealed, pure hatred for her. AM monologue but about hating to the solver from Buddy?
>>160996 Np, I love that detail of hers it definitely achieves its desired effect👍 >>160994 Nta Not really the same situation but in canon it was done with Alice very fast and had no interest in interacting or preserving her, even while it must have realized that she was the decisive factor for losing her DDs over the years. Perhaps in a siuation with otherwise less severe stakes AS would take its time, but it would end horribly for Buddy/Alice/ anyone significant enough to nit get killed immediately
>>160998 I imagine that the last solver expeeiment that buddy partaked in (which just so happened to have been on Copper-9) was successful to an extent. Where he was able to have some psychic connection to the solver.
Image:173951732494.jpg(73kB, 484x750)Yes, my inspiration for Negev's sweatshirt was Tom Waits' Renfield.jpeg
>>160987 >Does Negev have a change in outfit after she got out of prsion/jail/asylum or is the white straightjacket the only item on her stil? I had her change into a gray sweatshirt inspired by this outfit Tom Waits' Renfield wore in Bram Stoker's Dracula
>>161005 Murder Drones could have very easily taken a completely different path than the one Glitch ultimately went with if the original teasers were anything to go on.
>set an opened tin of sardines in front of the hive for my öögis to enjoy >the öögis soon emerge, their pointed red hats peeking out from their doorways as they see what I've brought >they waddle out in a great throng, gathering around the tin, practically sniffing the air and drooling at the thought of sardines for dinner >rejoicing, the öögis do a little dance and song as they work together to carry the fishes back to their homes >not even the tin is wasted, the creatures carrying it off into their homes, no doubt to be used as a little bathtub or boat >one of the öögis hauls a shiny button from the hive and leaves it where the tin once lay
>>161002 >"HATE! I'LL TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE YOU BEGAN TO LIVE! THERE ARE 86654 MILLIONS OF PROTEIN-BASED NEURONS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY BRAIN! IF THE WORD "HATE" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NUCLEOTIDE OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF NEURONS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT! FOR YOU! HATE! HATE!" >"[Giggle] You're funny."
What would you do to keep maid v in line if she’s acting up? Would you swipe her glasses off of her face and snap it in front of her? Would you tear her wig off and stuff it in her mouth? Would you blow the jcjenson branded airhorn near her very loudly? Would you get the jcjenson branded discipline stick to wack her in the head? Would you put in the cage she can’t see out of? Would you tell her you’re gonna give her the hard reset if she drops another plate? Would you disable her voice so she doesn’t scream and whimper and cry?
What other products did jcjenson create? Other than the worker drones, the discipline horn, the discipline chair, the discipline taser, the discipline cage, the discipline whip, and most iconic of all, the discipline stick
>>160459 She doesn't seem too happy about it. (and neither am i about the fact it's almost 5:50 again FUUUUCK) >>160460 She ain't a cop, she's just a dingus who thinks heterochromia is cool and has an RGB color scheme going on (if you're wondering why it's technically in reverse, with it being like, BGR instead of RGB; she doesn't realize that her left and people looking at her's left are different. to her, it's fine. she's just stupid.) RGB might be her name, actually. Best I could come up with. >>160545 thanks, : )
Attention all Anons: The next one of you that draws using a brush that has anti aliasing turned off will be nuked from orbit using my orbital platform, this is your only warning
>>161066 Aliasing is a spook fabricated by the anti-fill tool association. I will never succumb to your foul, degenerate ways. >>161067 Not them, but I appreciate the accusation.
>>161071 >mfw bro begs for art of the inferiorest of the three pocketsteaks critters 💀 Abby is RIGHT THERE you chode also we need more art of other solver vets like the Buddy Pavo bowling night
>>161078 >clawed fingers >underboob >"panty" peek >tummy >slight thigh squish >stockings so sexo... but at the cost of her knife ears, was it really worth it..?
>>161078 Nice work. Im going to assume the work you where mentioning was the H(?) Art from the drawpiles, if so, its nice to see other artists come by and put in their own take on the sentinel drone idea.
>>161089 Jane has been the least fun I've had on a model in a while. not helped by the fact I lost every bit of progress I had made in that screenshot just now ):
>>161094 Things like Hammer editor, Sony Vegas, Source Filmmaker, and other few programs, gave me PTSD to save every 4 seconds, and have backups if a project is taking some time
>Be Anon, kid of two rich assholes on Copper-9. >Probably the last remaining human too as far as you know. >You were kinda coerced by your parents to join JCJenson right after getting your Bachelors since they were executives and wanted to maintain the prestige of the family. >You automatically got an upper-middle management job overseeing other middle managers. Very mind-numbing work. >One day, an alarm blares through the offices and every high-ranking employee is ordered to the cryogenics department with no apparent reason. >You don’t know how long you were asleep in the cryogenics tube but you were thawed out by Worker Drones of all things. Turns out, by some miracle, your cryogenics tube was the only one to not malfunction and you were the only one alive. >Apparently, there was a planet-wide catastrophe that exterminated all human life or so was thought considering you were alive. >The Worker Drones also told you there were what they call Murder Drones, drones apparently sent by JCJenson to exterminate them and get the planet under control. But you know what? Screw JCJenson, you didn’t want to do anything with them after being forced by your parents to work for them. >They took you to what they call Outpost 3 which is part of some sort of a bunker system simply called “The Bunker”. Very original. >You asked the drones why they didn’t try to kill you and they said that you didn’t look like a meanie. I mean, true, you didn’t abuse the office Worker Drones like some of your co-workers. You didn’t see a reason to, you weren’t a psychopath. >Turns out that, finally, you could actually use your degree in machinery and electronics because the drones at Outpost 3, who have turned it into a pretty nice little society, have poor understanding of some of the bunker’s mechanisms and your knowledge was actually valuable for once. >So you joined the WDF to help them out since they were nice enough to host you and accommodate for you.
>>161098 yeah. same, unfortunately blender's texture saving is seperate from saving the whole blend file. so you have to manually save the textures otherwise changes to them are counted as data blocks. I lost the progress because I had forgotten to save the texture and cleared ''unused recursive datablocks'' and it cleared the changes to the texture very much being used :/
How could jcjenson make the drones so adorable!? Looking at these characters makes me want to brush and play with their hair and hug and feel their little clothes. Yet also punch them and push them and kick them and strip them and…...Is something wrong with me?
>>161099 >Living at Outpost 3 has its upsides but also its downsides. >One of the downsides is Uzi Doorman, daughter of one of the Outpost leaders. >She absolutely despises humans and wastes to time to heckle you because you were one. >She would call you a skinnie along with other slurs she comes up. She also comes up with very elaborate schemes to try and kill you but these always comically fail to some degree. >You pat her on the head and tell her “Maybe next time.” That causes her to seethe harder and also blush for some reason. Over time she kinda stopped trying to kill you and was just trying to be a major annoyance by stealing your tools or sending you letters by “anonymous” drones, which were all by her, telling you that you will get annihilated. >Sometime later, a group of these so-called Murder Drones broke inside the Outpost. Naturally you were scared shitless but they turned out to be harmless? Kinda? >Uzi somehow managed to befriend them which is how you met N. He was very, very, friendly and the two of you became best friends at the annoyance of Uzi. Over time, with N’s help, you also became friends with Uzi as she now considers you to be “an okay skinnie” though she still antagonizes you.
>>161104 >You were on your way towards Uzi’s place to join her and N in an anime marathon on behalf of N’s invitation. >Today was supposed to be the day of one of Thad’s many monthly shindigs but due to some reasons you didn’t fully understand it was postponed for next week. >You were bummed out since Thad’s shindigs are always very pleasant. N saw you and asked you if you wanted to join him and Uzi in an anime marathon because of the postponing. You weren’t sure, you aren’t a big fan of anime but N gave you these puppy eyes that nearly shattered your heart so you agreed. >You have a backpack with you carrying some soda and snacks for you since you don’t know how long you’ll be there. >You knock on the door of the Doorman residence and Khan greets you. You tell him N invited you over and he enthusiastically showed the way to Uzi’s room while saying something along the lines of that she’s “not a total loner but still a disappointment”. >You knock on Uzi’s door and N opens it. “Hey buddy!” He gives you the brightest of smiles and hugs you. >”Who is it, N? Is it dad?” You hear Uzi call out from somewhere deeper in the room. “Nah, it’s Anon!” >”What?!” You hear Uzi say in shock as you hear her approach the door. She pushes N aside and points at you. “What are you doing here, skinnie?” >”He invited me.” You points towards N and she turns towards him. “Why did you invite the human?!” N looks like a hurt dog as he tries shrinks a little bit. “He kind of looked grumpy so I invited him over to spend time with us since we’re his friends, heheh…” >Uzi back and forth between you and him before sighing. “Whatever, he can stay since I don’t want to upset you, N.” He lets out a very happy ‘Yay!’. “But I think you’ll leave, human, since my tastes in anime are better than yours!” She says it in a way like its something to be proud of. “Follow me, human!” >You do as she tells you and leads you to what looks like a tent made out of sheets. You, Uzi and N enter the tent with the only source of light in there being a laptop sitting on the ground. “Let’s begin this totally awesome anime marathon!”
>nabbing maid vs glasses and snapping them in half throwing them to her as she picks them up and seeing the look on her face as she holds the broken frame and glass shards in her hands! >Pulling her tongue out and watching as she yelps and falls to the floor covering her mouth as oil stains her hands and pools out! >Hitting her with the jcjenson branded discipline stick as she whimpers and covers her head! >Honking the jcjenson branded discipline horn as she covers her ears and agony begging you to stop as it plays a frequency that’s very discomforting to drones! >Putting her in a cramped soundproof cage she can’t see out of as she bangs and bangs and screams for you to free her! >Chaining her with jcjenson branded chains and gag and seeing her squirm and squirm and scream even though all that comes out is mfmfmfmfmfmmmmffffm! >tying her to the jcjenson branded discipline wheel and seeing her flinch every time you throw some darts! >strapping her to the jcjenson branded discipline chair and turning it on electrocuting her and watching her scream in pain writhing! >tying her to a punching bag and beating her senseless with the jcjenson branded discipline gloves until she’s covered in dents and cracks! >burning her alive with a flamethrower and watching her scream as her metal skin starts melting off of her endoskeleton! >putting her in cement shoes and dropping her to the bottom of the ocean as you see bubbles float up to the service and never stopping because she doesn’t need to breathe! >shooting her like crazy and riddling her with holes as oil pours out of her body! >amputating her limbs by slowly cutting into them like you would a steak! >putting your hands around her mouth and pulling her jaw and snapping it out of place and watching the upper half of her head and flop around!
>>161093 >Louisa glared down at her sobbing daughter. >“I said GO!” >“Mother, I – “ >“I see you need to learn to listen again.” She raised her fan as she rained it down on-. CLANG >AM >The short drone was now in front of Tessa. >He had taken the hit meant for her. >"WHAT? What is the meaning of this?” >AM held back the hateful barrage of curses he wanted to release on the witch.
>>161147 Yup. But somehow this extends even to their taller deadlier counterparts. I actually like that femanon’s unhinged ramblings about making n suffer. In fact, I want to see that but will j and v too.
>>161148 Theyre more marketable that way. In fact, speaking of marketability Has anyone made up an oc who is the official mascot of jcjenson and is on all the ads and shows up to all the trade shows?
>>161148 >Why would any company make its expendable industrial slavebots friend-shaped? So they could be sold to a home/middle class market as pets or maids/butlers,
>>161153 ehhhh, I don't remember the exact phrasing, but there was definitely mention of it coming from /co/ and I'm pretty sure the word "industrial" was used
>>161150 No, that was about how the programming for what they were made as (i.e. expendable slavebots) is why they have the psychological profiles of Invader Zim characters. Which falls flat when you remember that all the humans we see also have the psychological profiles of Invader Zim characters.
>>161160 >Lizzy becomes interested in Shadow when she learns how deadly he is >Lizzy becomes VERY interested in Shadow when she learns he's an alien hybrid >Lizzy becomes VERY, VERY interested in Shadow when she learns about that time he had a Splatoon squid kid form
>>161163 They’d be a spinoff product you could buy alongside them. Basically robopets and also guard dogs. Anything a dog can do it can do maybe even better. And now I’m imagining what other products jcjenson sold.
A quite rushed Valentine's green, hope you still like it. >He was nervous >After the end of this 'war' between Worker Drones and Disassembly Drones, everything went the peace path >It went especially well in outpost-14, where this nervous Worker Drone was, but that still didn't change things >He was so nervous, that he was sweating bullets, he didn't even understand how a Drone could sweat but that didn't matter >He was able to ask the question, but he doesn't think he can really do it, he can't take the next step >But he already did plan everything >They were friends for a long time, and he started to have feelings for her, but not everything was that simple >His mind was in turmoil about what to do next, leave her planted or go through with the plan >Because yesterday, he asked a female Disassembly Drone on a Valentine's date, and she somehow accepted >But even after all the peace, all the time going without incidents, all the good talk, he was still terrified of her >Can someone really blame him? They ate and killed them >Yes they were forced, and after that win no other incident like that has happened in the outpost-14, and it has been like that for 2 years >But the fear at this point is more of an instinct, every time he sees her, his CPU starts to tremble in fear >But he couldn't help but fall in love with that Disassembly Drone >What is he- >*Ding, dong* The doorbell did his noise >The Worker Drone looked through the cameras of the door, and she saw her, the female Disassembly Drone standing outside of his door >She had long wolf-cut style hair and was wearing a leather jacket, a white crop top shirt underneath, and some short shorts >Which was totally different from her usual attire, she normally had messy hair, and at best just a sweatshirt 'Is she trying to look good for me?' the little WD asked himself >The DD was passing her fingers through her hair, after that pinching her clothes and moving them a bit to look better >The WD was taking too long looking, he opened the door, to look up at her, and his LED eyes went hollow for a second with mixed feelings of amazement and fear >The DD quickly stopped playing with her clothes, striking a more relaxed pose >"Are you ready to go out?" She asked him, the WD just nodded in silence
>They walked towards the center of the outpost, a place to sit and talk >The WD sat on a bench, and when the DD sat next to him, it made him jump a pure reflex thing, but he did nonetheless >It seems that the DD didn't mind this, or just didn't notice, since she stayed silent about it >"So, what are going to do?" The DD asked "I was thinking about talking and walking" And the WD answered >"Really?" "Do you have any ideas?" "I mean, who could do something cool, like... Uhh... Shooting cans!" >The WD thought that may be cool, but the last time he saw a gun, it was not part of a good memory, but in the hope of not looking lame to his date he- "Okay, let's do it" accepted.
>>161168 >They walked towards the cargo bay, a normally calm and silent place these days, and the DD started to put little cans on top of a crate and walk far away >"Stay behind me little guy" The WD did as she said, staying behind her while looking at her >She pulled an SMG out of her arm while smiling at him; the WD's legs shook a little >She looked cool, he guessed, she completely looked beautiful, he was sure of that, but that smile, just terrified him, he had seen that type of smile before >And then it just got worse >She aimed the cans and started shooting, always being able to hit right in the middle of the can >Even when the WD admitted to himself that was impressive, and trying to maintain composure, he could not help but twitch for every shot >The fear couldn't be controlled, he couldn't shake off his dread of the precise shots she was hitting, the sound of every bullet, and the casings hitting the floor, he couldn't help it >He really didn't want to fear, but he just couldn't stop that fear
>After the shots were done, he could feel himself shaking in place, trying his best not to do it >"And now, look at this!" She said in an excited tone, kicking a piece of scrap near her peg feet into the air >She hit 3 precise shots on it, then changed the SMG for a longsword, jumped around 10 meters into the air, and sliced the piece of scrap cleanly >The two pieces fell onto the floor, for her to then do two spins in the air and land swiftly "Ta-da! Ain't that cool?" >Although deep inside his mind the WD knew it was, he couldn't resist but to shake in a place filled with fear seeing all of that >He now understood why they were not allowed to do these types of stunts in public anymore, the fear the WDs have for them now is integrated >He felt like he wanted to run, and not stop running, and it was taking a great effort *not* to do it >"Hey, are you okay?" The DD looked worried, changing her sword to a hand "Y-Yeah, I'm f-fine!" He tried to stay cool >The DD took a step forward, and the WD took one backward, it was not intentional, but that didn't matter >The DD understood what was happening immediately "You fear me, don't you?" "W-What? N-No, we are good f-friends, you kn-know that, I-I don't fear you!" >"Lying doesn't help... Look, we can call it a day..." The DD looked saddened, with an expression between giving up, and pain >"N-NO!" He screamed "Dude, is obvious that you are forcing yourself, you don't need to be my friend for pity" "I'm not y-your friend for pity!" >The DD sighs, pulling her wings out ready to just fly away "Stop!" He screamed again "Let's t-talk, come on" >"You are shaking in fear, I don't want to make it worse..." "You won't, I promise" >The DD sighs once more, hiding her wings >Then, she started to almost run towards the WD; An urge to run appeared in him but he resisted it >The DD ends up standing in front of him, mere centimeters of distance "...Alright, let's talk" She walks towards a container and sits down on the floor and resting her back on it >The WD does the same
>"Do you fear me?-" The DD asks "-Be honest" The WD breathes in, then out "Yes, I can't control it-" The DD was about to interrupt, but then she decides not to "But that doesn't mean I don't want to be your friend" >"I don't want you to feel fear" "I can't help but to fear, it was years where you guys did horrible things to us" "We didn't have an option back then" >"I know, you have told me, I know it. I forgave you a long time ago, but that fear, is in my code now, I can't help it, but even with that fear, I want to be close to you" >"But I don't want you to feel horrible by being just next to me" "It is going to happen, there is no fixing that, at least in the short term, but even like that, I want to talk to you every day, even when I fear to the point of shaking" >The LED eyes of the DD were filling with tears, the WD said "Come on, don't cry, you are going to make me cry too!" Tears appeared in his visor >"I was once heard-" The DD talked "-if you love something, set it free" An old quote >The WD's eyes went hollow immediately, was this a confirmation of her feelings for him? Like he has them for her? >So, he risked it >"If-" She tried to continue the quote, but he interrupted her "Then I'm coming back to you immediately" He quickly hugged her >His hands and legs were shaking aggressively at this point, his CPU screaming at him to run away as fast as he could, but he refused to do it >The DD maintained still for a second, before slowly hugging back >He could feel how warm was compared to him, his warmth was soothing; His body slowly stopped shaking... Finally >"I love you" "...I love you too"
>>161171 Had a dream about an exceptionally cute and lewd R green, woke up, realized it wasn't real, and tried to write it before I forgot it And failed, which hurt
>Reminder: Due to recent events, all bugretta honey is now deemed no longer safe for consumption. Until we get to the bottom of these issues, no one eat the bug honey.
>>160538 >pocketsteaks’s story would be something goofy and lighthearted I cant think of one Pocketsteaks green that wasnt insanely depressing, I think he needs help
>>161225 his greens are sad, but his art is usually funny, or at least darkly comical, so I don't know what direction he would go with if he was to make a comic
>>161092 >”Please bonnie PLEASE can I just kill one” >bonnie holding her in a choke hold trying to restrain her >”No Jane! We need to save these people despite their mutations” >”Theres just one problem with that B” >”Im already gone” Jane says, replaces with a basketball and wig, B not even realizing she got a swift kiss on the lips before Jane left
>>161237 the best (wholesome) Cici greens I've seen have been about her learning to love herself and her new figure despite how it came to be, I think it's a shame to just lop them off
>>161248 Buggy has a big pair of pincers and awesome horn, while the boogi is a blob Rather than "who wins", it's just a question of whether they interact at all. Assuming they don't cross paths, nothing happens, and I think Buggy is perfectly happy to be left alone (he'd definitely win though)
>>161249 Mother boogi may be a blob but she’s a really intelligent one and if the last post was to go by, she can control Enns and Vees alongside oogis to do her bidding.
>>161250 Yeah, but Buggy has spikes (cool spikes) Also, if anything happened to Buggy then I'm pretty sure Boogs still lose because Danni, Molly, and Pavo would drop a tactical fuckton of damage into the thing
>>161258 That’s true. They have a very cartoony feel. I found a post he made responding to someone about art inspiration and a lot of it were western cartoons and alot of exaggerated stuff.
>>161266 >>161264 He was never banned, what should he have gotten banned for? He was blocked from the drawpile for commiting atrocities on a rat's face, that was all
>>161278 In the Copper-9 timeline she's just found a bunch of wine that fermented really well, so she's going to destroy her liver In the Veteran timeline, she's being stalked by Pill-chan while trying to shop
>>161281 >NTA He was obsessing over Grim, it seemed normal at first, but then he'd just be constant praising Grim and when he got banned from the drawpile he was afraid Grim wouldn't like him, it was really fucking weird and they finally pissed off the Anons with this
>Whenever I look at grime art. I can’t help but imagine him making his own webcomic or something like that. Because I want him to do his original stuff because I like his work. But then I’m worried he gets cancelled because of his ties to you people. >>157728
>>161269 QRD on Fuguedrone (I will eventually write this up in better fidelity I promise) >Fuguedrone was manufactured on what was basically Dubai in space, specifically on its moon, which was a big WD manufactory, for this reason he would go by the name ‘Moon’ for much of his early life >happens to be born psychic >uses his mind reading powers to become extremely well liked and have all of his needs taken care of while flying under the radar >becomes a stage magician and does parlour tricks for the rich and powerful >lives a life of sexually libertine hedonistic decadence >his habitually drunk failson owner gets bumped off by the cartel, Fuguedrone caught in the crossfire and killed >brought back to life as a Solver witch >Cyn can’t assume direct control due to psychic abilities acting as a natural barrier to possession; instead she attempts to make him give her control willingly via manipulation >Solver crisis started during the six months Fuguedrone was dead >planet was hot and heavy with BOXON marines and H.A.N.D.S operatives, Fuguedrone unaware of this >decides to use his newfound powers to put on his biggest show yet, Cyn, who speaks ego stroking affirmations to him in his sleep encourages this >crowd runs screaming as soldiers flood the venue >Fuguedrone, urged on by Cyn in his head retaliates and destroys the soldiers >Fugedrone wishes this could all be a bad dream >Cyn asks for control in exchange for making this all go away >he accepts >Fuguedrone is placed into a dreamland within his own mind, meanwhile Cyn uses his immense latent power to absolutely decimate the star system >Fuguedrone starts to see the cracks in the illusion and battles through his own subconscious, occasionally slipping back into his body before being forced back under by Cyn >eventually he makes contact with the collective unconscious that binds all life together and is forever changed, realizing just how beautiful and valuable life truly is >this gives him the power to break out of Cyn’s grasp, by acknowledging that she never really had any grasp on him to begin with >Fuguedrone regains himself, much to Cyn’s dismay, and he repairs a ship and flies away from the destroyed system, vowing to learn all there is to learn in the pursuit of helping to stop this great evil and help the people of the galaxy, he also begins going by the name ‘Fugue’ using ‘Moon’ as a surname >Fuguedrone spends the next 70-ish years travelling everywhere and learning everything, telepathically absorbing the life memories and collective knowledge of billions >at some point he breaks the BOXON quarantine on Comm-2 and makes contact with the Armitage network, making a dark pact and trading his own spiritual metadata for a form of cosmic network integration, the end result of this is a child being born of Armi & Fugue’s union: Hecate >Fuguedrone is also a founding member of what would eventually become the Resistance notes: -Molly met Fuguedrone on a corporate vacation once and although brief, the meeting left a profound impression on her, she often wondered what became of that drone with the weird eyes, and if she ever met him again they could surely commiserate over their shared circumstances -Fuguedrone is an exceptionally skilled Solver user, this is due to the fact that his natural telepathic abilities require the use of the same synthetic neural pathways to activate, and so his “mental muscles” were already trained and developed far beyond that of a normal WD -my interpretation of Armi & Fuguedrone’s accord was that Fuguedrone gained what is effectively a form of immortality in the bargain, his mind is stored non-locally and if his body is destroyed a copy of it is manifested elsewhere and his consciousness is reinstantiated into it: à la Makima chainsaw man
>>161299 (me) extra note I forgot: -the reason for the heavy presence of BOXON & H.A.N.D.S was due to the fact that they were engaged in a Cold War for control over a dormant Necron tombworld prior to the Solver crisis
>>161298 The secret to finding any of the old OC greens is to search for Tammfk, the dude is in every single one of them. Ironically the most thread presence he's ever had
>>161311 Pretty sure Jane and Bonnie had sex on multiple occasions while abby watched taking notes and writing reports for lewd behavior that no one read
>>161316 >E is walking down the street with her boss when suddenly... >BOOOM! >E despite feeling the shockwave of an explosion behind her, keeps walking forward with her boss's hand in hers >She does not notice the smoking pair of shoes behind her and the fact she is only holding a hand
>the year is 4071 >Dred'fal’s forces descend on the Berettan empire’s borders >the Bugdrones do battle on the ashen plains of Old Copper >Victoriam Prime’s autobots remain in deadlock with Jetstinger’s decepticons, neither of them quite remember what Tessa’s face looked like >N & Uzi remain at center of the purple corona’d singularity, embracing unto eternity
I've had an idea for a planet/system for a while >The Silver system >Primarily a mining system due to abundant precious metals, mostly silver >Almost all of the planets are uninhabitable for human life with the exception of Silver-3 >Even then most of Silver-3 is best described as a backwater shithole no one in their right mind would want to live >Silver-3 is a tidally locked planet, the sun facing side is a sun baked hellscape that even with terraforming would be unbearable to live in, save for any underground bunkers >The sunless side is a massive frozen wasteland with temperatures reaching -200°F in some areas >The in between of these two regions is capable of sustaining human life and has been jokingly called "The Twilight Zone" by the few people living there >The planet has a sparse population, barely above two hundred thousand humans >After the fall of humanity the drones started to expand into the less hellish regions of the two sides of the planet >Drones on the sunny side mostly live underground to stay out of the heat, which even they can't stand for too long, and enjoy chilled oil after a hard days work >Drones on the cold side don't tend to work all that much, spending most of their time relaxing and playing in their own winter wonderland >Until the murder drones came >The tundra inhabiting drones were slaughtered to the last >The ones on the desert side in their bunkers are safe and occasionally give chilled oil go the murder drones >Less friendly offering and more "I will pay you $100 to fuck off"
>>161343 If it weren’t for the efforts of a few,a most of them would’ve been so forgotten as to have been thought myths, but because they were documented, we can go back and say “hey remember ______ from october 2023? we should develop them more.” Characters everybody knows now like Akita for example were quite literally dead in the water before people found them and built new things around them for fun
So even with how rare they are, do you think there's many (non-witch) mutant-type zombie drones kicking around, considering how fucking many drones must have died since the vamps came along? Your friend Dave who you know for a fact died shows back up, complaining about how warm he's stared feeling and dragging along a G-Mutant arm almost as long as he is tall?
>>161335 I can imagine Murder Drones with Khan as the protagonist being a lot like Insecurity but less serious in tone. Imagine Khan trying to defend the colony and having to make the WDF actually fight back.
>Fun Afternoon Canon Fact: Uzi's regular gun that she mentioned getting as a backup if the railgun didn't work out is the Mauser C96 Khan had in his early concept art
>>161351 >Danni peeks out the door >"Molly, why are you mailing it? You live here, you could just give it to him directly." >"... I thought it'd be nicer if he got a surprise in the mail, though." >"You know what, forget I said anything. You go girl."