Akita thread edition Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page Last thread: >>381552
>>382528 To be honested I just kinda skimmed the post since I was mainly searching for the fortune command, but yeah. That Sun Tsu anon was a mega faggot.
>>382538 >After J was slain at the ending of the pilot, Uzi finds herself looking upon the corpse in fascination >It's a technological marvel and biomechanical engineering >She finds herself drapping it over herself like twisted jacket, feeling the warmth of cooked flesh over her metallic body >She says it's just her desiring to understand DDs more, but she knows the truth >The sick twisted truth >,The comfort of the biomechanical flesh
>>382540 >J's soul-singularity-thing gets accidentally poached by Uzi before it can get used as a catalyst for the J-pede, resulting in Uzi having J in her mind palace from then on >J is relieved to not be in the AS's internal Pain Dimension, spills her guts out to Uzi out, preempting all the mystery
>>382545 Meant Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, I don't think Uzi would start flipping coins to determine whether or not she would purchase JCJenson merch or kick N in the balls
>>382527 Gorgeous. Unfortunate that it was posted at the tail end of the previous thread, since a new thread is usually made around 900 posts in. Painstaking linework and precise details, almost inspires me to pick up my pens again though I have barely a fraction of draftsmanship compared to that piece. Have to wonder what kind of pens that anon uses... I've seen some quite fine pens here, like Pilot G-Tec C and some 003/005 fineliners. Or maybe he uses drafting pens? Like Isomars or Rotring?
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>>382546 >this triggers Cyn early >who Admin overrides N >cue race against time to unfuck Uzi's brain while being hunted by N, V(not brainwashed), robosatan and the universe's last human(suprise: also robosatan) >thank robogod she has Doll, Thad, mind-J, and (reluctantly) Lizzy on her side...
>upon realizing her soul absorbing properties, Uzi starts looking to get use out of it >by the end of episode 4, J is joined in Uzi's mind palace by V (after Uzi told her DDs just get respawned if they die Doll agreed that something that left V alive but incapable of acting on her own would be the next best thing), Darren (hungry), Rebecca (ditto), Braiden (ditto), Sam (ditto), and Emily (ditto) >upon getting confirmation that assimilating souls is a thing, official fourth team member (Thad was the third) Doll ducks into her own mind palace and gets confirmation the 3071 prom court are in there >she starts trying to figure out a way to offload them into Uzi, before discovering that it doesn't work that way (and Uzi wouldn't agree to it even if it did) and she's just gotta live with having the complete series of The Office rattling around in her head >V starts speaking through Uzi's tail in episode 4, encouraging her feeding frenzy... until she realizes Uzi's going for cores and she's going to be competing for tail access with these chucklefuck teens >Braiden being in the tail allows it to start breathing fire as long as he's acting through it
>>382556 >all of the above >while Cyn's banging down the door
either this ends with some Undertalesque "power of friendship" bullshit or V + collaborators are throwing open every (mental) door and window possible. potentially both if it's just V trying to wave the white flag
God, imagining a JCJenson (IS) pen design collab with Lamy, rOtring, Pelikan or Faber Castell... Maybe they can even make a fountain pen... then again, not everyone's a fan of refilling and cleaning them. I may be a little deep into stationery videos...
>>382559 >it's not the Undertale power of friendship that protects Uzi, it's the anime power of "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" >the AS isn't used to Uzi's mind palace, and is being ganged up on by people who are-including J, who's got a decent grasp on the place's rules and has taught the others
>tfw you will never grow replacement limbs based on your own DNA in vats of algae, plate them up with sides, and feed them to cute and hungry disassemblers coming home from the night shift at your very own 50s americana diner
>>382556 >>382559 >>382561 >Uzi hungers for more >More oil >More flesh >More souls >Uzi must feed >She is overwhelmed by her urges, to an even greater degree than Episode 4 >Her loyal simp N brings her lots of yummy food, and even gets a few scraps in exchange for his service >She loves her pet so much >N realizes full well that this is scarcely different from his life under Cyn >And he also wonders what will happen to him when Cyn arrives
>>382570 >this is what COULD have happened >ironically, having a bunch of people who dislike her in her mind palace ends up helping Uzi stay grounded >too busy bickering and "Bite me!"ing to go off the deep end
>>382533 >Hello, my little dronie. I’m back. What have you been up to while I was away? >Oh? Why are you suddenly so scared? >You know you don’t have to be afraid of me. I'll never hurt you. >You’re just far too cute. >Hug. >If anything, I’m the one who protects you from anyone who would dare try to take you away from me. >You’re simply too precious. >Honestly, you’re so adorable. >I don’t understand why you’d ever think I could hurt you. >You’re much too precious for that. >And I love holding you. >I love having you in my arms. >I love keeping you close and holding you tightly. >It makes me feel better knowing you’re safe. >You don’t have to be afraid as long as I’m here, okay? >I’m going to keep you close now. >Just be a good little drone and relax in my arms. >Kiss. >Kiss. >Kiss. >Kiss. >Kiss. >Aww… you look so cute curled up in my arms. >So unbelievably cute. >I never want to let you go. >Never. >You’re just so adorable and precious. >Everything about you looks perfect. >You’re such a silly little drone. >Just lying there on me like this while I hold you close. >You look so comfortable. >I wish I could stay like this forever. >Just holding you and keeping you close. >You’re perfect just the way you are. >I love everything about you. >Your adorable eyes, your hair, your clothes… everything. >I love every little part of you. >Kiss. >If you ever jumped off a cliff, I’d probably jump after you just to make sure you were okay. >I’d find you, make sure you weren’t hurt, and if anyone or anything ever dared to hurt you… >Well, I’d tear them apart, watch them bleed, and eat them alive. >Because as long as you’re with me, you’re going to be safe. >I’ll make absolutely certain that nobody ever hurts you. >Then we can just stay together. >We can be happy. >Just you and me. >I love you so much, my little dronie. >You’re such a good little drone. >Such a good drone. >Kiss. >You have such lovely hair… >Hair play. >Aww… so cozy. >Oh. >You fell asleep. >Kiss. >Good night, my little dronie. >I love you.
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>>382571 >pictured: literally the most lethal (to organics) organism alive
the Keetling's solver better trigger early or it's done for
>>382574 counterpoint: between this and Doll, she now thinks of eating people as "no big deal" if not an outright virtuous power boost(because they're "protected" + more minds to resist Cyn!) >inb4 only realizes what she's done after she eats Cyn >everyone Escaped Data >its just her and Cyn in the Bunker now >alone >forever
>>382578 >Uzi comes to see herself as a benevolent "mother" to her victims >All the souls assimilated into her psyche are now her "family" >Once Uzi finds out that Nori is alive, she immediately seeks to eat her so they can be the ultimate family
>>382531 What does this character have to do with Murder Drones? I know this is a prevaricating question most of the time but I really don't see anything dronelike about it at all.
Why hasn't glitch released and official Murder Drones tabletop RPG? I feel like that would make so much fucking money and I genuinely want to see a thread where Anons play that shit here
>>382597 It’s not a drone; it’s a Solver Sapien except instead of being made of flesh, its body is a mix of bionic and plant-based materials. Though, the hair look pretty similar to Akita’s in my eyes.
>>382598 We tried to make one back in the day, but between that thread being old as balls and the inherent nature of MD combat(high lethality, high maneuverability battles built around regen + crippling blows + various gadgets/gimmicks) I can see how its at least a little difficult to design in a satisfying/players don't die instantly way.
Also: Glitch would release a 5e clone and you know it. Maybe a Cybershit Red (the agony of what they did to that game) knockoff if they're being REAL creative, but they're a toy company so I doubt it. Might one day get Murder Drones Monopoly though.
>>382605 Yeah its a bit much to ask anyone to do for free. If you literally just want to run a Murder Drones tabletop game you can just use World of Darkness dice system. I've done something like that for two separate tabletop games (not drone related) and it works well enough for most things.
>>382607 One of these days I'll have to look into Nechronica, not sure if I'd run the setting straight or build up my own using the rules, either way I'm looking forward to having more free time next year to get back into some tabletop.
Guys, are we sure that drones need headpats and hugs every night before recharging? I'm a factory supervisor and it takes me 10 hours each day to lovebomb all 3000 drones that work in my facility
>>382622 No they don't and you're going to ruin the fucking production line if you keep doing that if you haven't already. Drones displaying this level of affection ruins their need to do housework, grueling slave labor, and the main reason they exist. You must beat them. Hit them with a hard wooden stick, it should be easier since you've coddled them to break their spirit.
>>382624 Uhh... Productivity is fine and I meet my quotas, also if I hit drones with something hard they will break and that's expensive, plus a few of them demand bottomplate spankings so that may not work
>>382558 What classes and weapons would ocs and md characters use. >N would play Ogryn or Veteran with voice of comand and revive >Uzi would either buy the skitarii dlc and suck using the class or a min maxed psyker, she’d be annoyed she has to play as a human >V would either play veteran or zealot, most likely zealot if she doesn’t get bored because she keeps getting killed because she rushed in alone >Y would either buy a lot of cosmetics for her veterans or use the non flashy cosmetics to make the rejects more or less lore accurate >She would probably be mind broken into loving L shaped ruins for the cover they provide, during the way to no man’s land mission I didn’t realise russes were that big until I played it.
>>382649 >Y >Spend money on virutal guardsmen >Instead of getting real plastic ones >Giving money to fat fuck while she's at it No, in fact she would be playing of the three three good wh40k games in existance, that being Dawn of War 1, Dawn of War 2 or Final liberation (Space Marine 1 is aight but has no replay value and the multiplayer is dead)
>>382636 V's reputation here was started by Fiend being jealous of her being shipped with his gigachad, rapist, but also puppy boy N. That's why she and Thad are often humilliated in her artworks.
>>382636 Fair amount of people here would probably have been more amenable to this point of view if Liam's need for one last haha fooni dead normalfag joke hadn't made him accidentally end her character arc on a note of "jk she's learned nothing and is the same psychotic sadist she was in episode 1". Fucked it up at the finish line.
>>382663 (me) The thing is, I cared about V. I was invested in her character arc. It ending in Liam getting bored and unthinkingly throwing her character arc out for the sake of a gag was a gutpunch. Unironically, Jax's fate in TADC, as fetishistic as Goose's motivation for it was, feels more dignified an ending to a character arc to me.
>>382578 >Escaped Data That's just people who were in the AS's mind palace as its contents were being transferred to Uzi's. >Emily has her hopes for a human stud bf raised then dashed immediately after >at least Uzi's hard light hologram projectors allow her and the others to have normal lives again
>>382668 As sad as it is to say, V is, first and foremost, fan service. Just think back to that first music video with her: Liam and Glitch made no secret of emphasizing her sex appeal to draw in an audience (and they succeeded).
Whether we like it or not, this has shaped her character. Consequently, it is hardly surprising that the character, originally designed to attract coomers, hasn't changed at all since she first appeared on screen.
>>382684 If only for the fact that, out of ALL the drones, she’s the one who doesn’t wear pants. Even Cyn covered up her privates. Just look at this: perversion in broad daylight.
I don't see that as a problem, by the way. I’m a massive coomer myself, but I can’t help noticing that Liam cast V in the role of a target.
>>382690 Completely mindbroken into a dog, with juuuust enough reason left that Uzi, by showing kindness to him, is able to slowly cultivate into un-mindbreaking him. He's still scarred for life and is never going to be as kind and gentle and sociable as he was as a little butlerbot, but he's used to standing up again and he's able to talk in complete sentences without effort again.
>>382691 >>382697 Honestly making him either totally vicious or totally feral might be a mercy. My thoughts are that, given the rest of his personality, he'd break in a way that's more sad than scary >sees the situation >sees his friends >sees his sister >flips out >suppresses everything >convinces himself that things are FINE and GREAT and EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT if he can just get everyone, Cyn included, to "stick together" like usual >convinces himself and tries to convince the others that Cyn still cares, there's nothing wrong with their lives, and that they need to "look out for her" until "everyone calms down:" genuinely believes she's upset, looking out for them in her own way, and it's his fault for letting it get this bad >arguably MORE friendly/cheerful then in canon but with a desperate edge to it: knows tensions are high and tries to "cheer everyone up" and "fix the misunderstanding" by bringing the others around to his viewpoint >rationalizes everything she does to him >rationalizes his family as "more important" than all others >wouldn't turn against Cyn for the world >there's no saving him
>>382706 >[Big brother N. It is 4 o'clock. Time for your ingestion into my big. Gurgly belly.] >"Haha, okay, sure thing Cyn! I love spending time in your Pain Dimension! I love doing anything! Especially for you! Haha! This is so normal!"
>>382707 Either an animal(dog N) or a V(emo N). Either one is a better state to be in than pursuing his canon-accurate habits of accepting whatever state he's in as "good" and sticking by even cruel loved ones (like Pilot V) through thick and thin.
>>382708 Uzi will eventually find a measure of peace with being a god-worm now, out herself to everyone to a complete lack of fear because it's clear she's still the same old Uzi, and figure out-starting with Doll-how to respawn the people whose souls she's assimilated into her mind palace in fresh cores.
>>382711 That's an N who's regularly memory wiped (and judging from how much more on the ball he is in the mansion, probably himbofied by that). An N who remembers his life wasn't always like this is a different matter.
>>382652 Thematically, it's just about perfect for the drone-human relationships shown in the show. Good taste in H-games, anon. I always make a bombshell girl with the starting money and don't let anyone fuck her to make her special.
>>382713 He did this in the Manor too: talking to V like she was fine; taking hits from J to "keep the peace;" even (and especially) ignoring Cyn's obvious menace, taking the fall for her *direct threat* even, because "she's my sister' and "she'd never hurt anyone." I can totally see him continuing the trend, especially if we take Cyn's normal disturbing affections(the only ones he would still be recieving) into account.
>>382719 guarantee that's the kind of person who starts sweating bullets when you ask them why they were looking up booru sites. they should know the kind of shit you find on ANY booru beyond the drone one.
>>382711 I like to imagine that there might be an N out there that matured and remembered everything. An N that grew up and stopped being the optimistic fellow that he is, but still maintained that "can do anything" attitude and "go with the flow" vibe, but because of that, he accumulated a lot of experience and became very competent. He stuck around and just followed whatever Cyn ordered. Still a dog but now a bloodhound
>>382729 I’ve checked out most of the most popular boorus. Ours is just a kindergarten for the developmentally disabled compared to the chronic horror I’ve seen elsewhere.
>be a troon >watch a series about accepting yourself to conquer evil, even those parts you find "bueno" >can't even accept that they have a dick and will never be a woman
>>382746 >about accepting yourself to conquer evil, even those parts you find "bueno" >it's another "MD has themes and such and isn't just a bunch of stuff Liam thought was cool and/or hot" episode
>>382719 Feed him(XY) to Moloch. >>382747 I want to Kill Shadman, but I'm not particularly offended by the content Nugget-chan makes. If you could get away with it, would you cave in the head of someone you hate?
>>382747 you know shadman didn't invent rape porn, right? as long as she doesn't draw suggestive art of real, actual children I'd say she's nowhere near shad status
Just as a head's up, this nigga's not a troon. Orange-white-blue is "aroace". Meaning, he's just a gooner trying to improve his position on the progressive stack.
>>382771 >Should I care what meanings they attach to what flag colors they have? Gotta know what insulting things to say. Someone with he/him in his bio won't be hurt by YWNBAW-ing him.
>>382774 As it should be. Retarded children should NOT be using internet without supervision. I did, but these rules are for thee, not for me.... >>381780
>>382801 That's nice to know. I still think about "ARREST THIS MAN THERE IS TRICKERY AFOOT" and some number of jellyfish go to hell sometimes. I wonder why jellyfish, specifically. Maybe the world will never find out.
Ahem.... A society that centers around making as many drones as possible and making sure all drones receive ample human care and affection would be a better society then the one we currently live in. And that's a fact
>>382810 But what if she uses the secret technique of putting a finger up your ass when she does that? What if you had to become her human under threat of getting information about what happened spread to your friends and family?
>>382811 Yes, but that is a society that exists neither IRL (despite best attempts) nor in Murder Drones itself. Best to vicariously enjoy friendbot suffering instead.
>>382815 Drunk J vs regular Alice or drunk J vs drunk Alice? >inb4 Alice tries her homebrew >gets wasted >reverts into shy deergirl persona >spends the night crying into you + Beau about how "loNelY" she was and how you two are "the bes~ thing thad evr happn'd to me" >goes back to insults and sharp tones next morning
>>382811 Traitor to the human race, prepare to face retribution at the hands of one of humanity's most loyal defenders. Let your torment serve as a warning to others, for mankind is eternal, and it alone has the right to rule the galaxy!
>>382819 That might be the most horrible thing I have ever seen, she's not even a drone she's just a midget woman without a nose poorly cosplaying as one
>>382823 Ok but what if I pet SentiMasqy on the head and tell her I like her very much?
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>>382676 Mario and Luigi: Akita and Jane Wario Waluigi: Colt and John Wawario and wawaluigi: Masqy and Eliza wawawario and wawawaluigi: Berry and Simon dustwell
Oy, berri-chan. You're awake?, there was something I wanted to ask (you) I was thinking of that two characters french kissing meme I posted the other day and I was thinking it'd be funny to make it with dustwell and V. >>382842 Gotcha
>>382846 The local loonie wants Twitter mongrels to cancel us, not gonna work. But hey, more traffic means BH will get revenue for the site. Slap advertisements on the site while the iron is hot, QUICK!!!
>>382742 It's funny you say that 1. we don't have the autism power to organize all the tags 2. I have other things to do as well 3. ours doesn't have a lot of weird stuff compared to the others
It's at a sweet spot to be honest. A place to save images from the threads and maybe some other artists that are OK to put their stuff here etc.
>>382853 I think the main thing is that our Booru fulfills its purpose 100%. At any moment, we can read through those brilliant greens and look at the awesome art, even stuff from two years ago. And, in all likelihood, American and Chinese companies are already using our Booru to train neural networks, so sooner or later, thanks to it, we’ll get the "drones" we dream of. Yes, those very same socially awkward, horny weirdos we’ve written so much filthy stuff about(Need more.)
>>382862 Yeah I had a frustrating time trying to block all these things, they say they respect the robots.txt but then they bring another scraper from the same company and do it anyway
>>382867 Ah sorry I haven't been to >>102 that often As for the social media thing, that's not up to me, unless I heavily mod the software itself, which I have to do soon, maybe next year and see if I can add something like that (probably not though)
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>>382873 "Honey, are you sure this-" >"YES baby! YES YES! Just pretend I'm not here!" "But I'm pretty sure- >"If you stop for even ONE second I'm biting you"
And thus Nori learned that code transfers could, in fact, occur via bluetooth.
>>382868 >most dangerous child predator, Molly it's not technically wrong to call her that but she doesn't fall under the typical useage of that word. unless Cyn was a whole different kind of evil
>>382887 I considered calling Molli a child predator, because she's a child, and goblin, but she's also a streamer so people may assume that she falls into the traditional usage.
>>382891 >>382893 I genuinely have no idea how you guys have schizo's yourselves this deep into this non-canon delusion. Worst thing going through V's head is probably having lost her twink crush to a jewish goblin and having lost her sense of self worth due to becoming a relentless cannibalistic monster.
>>382896 I wonder what type of murder drones Gurofags watched for them to get the idea that V is just a gangbang victim and N is some type of corpse husband with tor browser
>>382897 >"don't know how you get these ideas" >describes exactly why(reveling in murder + internally believing she dosen't deserve happiness or good things) we have these ideas
"V was RAPED" is comedic exaggeration to be sure, but even in canon she seems to have taken the hardest hit to her self-image from their new "job." Add in her self sabotage(irony poisoning every statement she makes, refusing to share ANYTHING) and lack of direction(following N around protecting him was her only goal, now irrelevant post-series) and you've got a heavily damaged drone with no goals, (nearly) no friends, and coping mechanisms that at their VERY best manage to not make things worse. Even J would be an easier rehabilitation.
>humanity 4 old VTM: unfeeling, kills people by accident, may commit murders during an avatavistic blood frenzy (and ONLY in that frenzy) without batting an eye Sounds like Uzi. V is closer to 2(beastial)
>humanity 4 nu VTM: begun, even accepted, their inevitable slide into moral sloth and self-indulgence; killing, theft, destruction of property are all chill; just don't actively torture people for fun Closer to V, but even in this scale she's around a 3
>>382906 >we never got to see how Max would try to thread the needle of "my childhood friend wants to murder-suicide this autistic Marker-powered robot girl thing I also befriended for turning her into a monster like her when she was a kid"
>>382913 I say 4 because I figure 3 is >the point where complete degeneration into a feral monster becomes a matter of when, not if and >something that requires active choice, knowing alternatives are available, to hit 4 isn't so far gone that they can't be saved.
>>382719 I don't get it. The booru is incredibly tame, most of the shit I see is just funny Shitposts, world-building greentexts, kick ass fanart/OC art. This person has to somehow be knocking on the devils door to find the most heinous shit imaginable
>>382924 Went away when I reloaded but my post >>382888 showed a reply which was >>382894 but pointed to a post I think got deleted since I can't find it now.
>>382927 The luck is average meaning that it will probably happen, but might be delayed and Liam will rarely assist. >Inb4 >New season comes out >New writer spends the next 5 episodes making their obscure wattpad fanfics canon >Introduces their own OCs and have them overtake the entire show >Ending with new OC cast killing off fhe main cast
>Promised myself I would start drawfagging 3 years ago >Never did it out of pure laziness Drawfriends did you need to just push yourself to draw or did you just do it because you wanted too?
>>382926 I suppose someone made a post, the refresh loaded it, and then the post got deleted - but when that happens the post count would still increase, exactly to prevent this problem. Annoying.
>>382929 Don’t wait for motivation, it’s not reliable. Discipline is what matters. Start by getting obsessed with a character or ship you really love. You’ll naturally want to draw them, which helps break through the laziness. Even 10–15 minutes of drawing every day is enough to build momentum.
I like to imagine that the Dronus Dwarfus is actually canon, but in the form of a Mr. Sparkle coincidence cartoon for children that came out that ended up getting an adult fanbase which resulted in the writers catering to them
>>382932 >Episode 1 >"Oh no big Boogi won't share her toys with Enn, maybe children Big Boogi will learn the magic of friendship!" >Episode 45 >"The war has been going on for over 30 years now, but after much bloodshed a peace agreement has been reached. However, Major Oogi now feels that war is the only thing she now knows and feels her purpose has been robbed from her. As a result she turns to alcoholism and falls into an endless depression the only war she fights in now is the one inside of her mind and she is losing.."
>>382933 >Episode 2 >"Oh no it seems that Tad won't be able to throw his shindigs for every droney due to the dastardly Weather-Dul using her magic to make it rain in Oogiville." >Episode 13 >"The Axis powers make a bid to capture Dul-ussia in the winter. A fatal mistake as they would soon learn."
>>382933 >Episode 3 >Oh no! The greedy Joblins want to cut down the berry grove to build a parking lot! >Episode 34 >Oogies are picked off one by one as a hungry Jugbear stalks the forest at night
>>382904 Seems like she needs a sensitive strong man to help her open up! (and open wide) Jesus I need to draw Simon more often. This shit is so dated.
>>382929 If you're thinking about drawing as a casual hobby and not a trade skill you want to hone for a living, sometimes it depends on how much drawing resonates with you. It's the same with writing for me. I can look up writing lessons on youtube, spend the time learning its fundamentals but the process hasn't called to me much. Other times, it can be a personal drive, like seeing an artist whose style you like because of certain reasons. >I really like how this artist does painterly stuff in digital, I wanna try it >I really like the actiony poses this artist does, I wanna try it >I really like the stylized shapes this artist does for characters, I wanna try it Liking certain aspects and wanting to try your hands on it and figuring it out for yourself is one such internal drive.
>>382935 >Episode 4 >Princess Bugretta forms a team of the most remarkable dronus dwarfuses although primarily just Oogis to assist those in need all throughout Dronestia by using the powers of friendship >Episode 23 >Princess Bugrettra uses her magic to send a child to Hell for attempting to incite a political rebellion
>>382929 There was this bit in a podcast with Marshall Vandruff that I think back to sometimes but it's cold and I'm still very half asleep. I'll look it up later.
>>382944 >Episode 6 >A fun crossover with Molly's Playhouse! Tad overcomes his fear of clowns! >Episode 65 >Enn is forced to choose between his nation and his friends as he uncovers evidence of a government conspiracy to wipe out the Lizzu's using a chemical bomb
>Episode 5 >Oh no! It seems that Prince Anon from Anondorra is a big meanie to fwuege as their cultural values clash, however through the power of friendship the two can come to value each other's cultures and differences! >Episode 16 >Peace is a lie, there is only war. Those who are different from you are invaders and threats to your homeland, you cannot coexist
>>382949 >Due to plantery-wide laws Molly wasn't allowed to voice act herself >She was considered and is considered AI and thus her voice work would fall under such a category >Instead Molly was voice acted by Neo-Zionist political activist Stacy Longheardt >As a result of this many confused viewers now thought that Molly herself shared these extreme political views
Bros, my girlfriend turned an oogi to dust when it snuck up on us making love. Like, she Thanos-snapped it and it turned to nothing. It was kind of hot.
>>382929 Yes, you have to push yourself. It's rough for me because there are often gaps of one or two whole weeks between when I have serious time to draw. It's easy to forget your inspiration and lose motivation under those circumstances so the only way I can draw is to set myself a block of time and force myself to do it.
Sorry if the thread is slow today. I regret to inform you that 97% of Anons have been forcibly employeed to work a 12 hour shift at Solverborger for the next two weeks under the iron fist of manager Cyn alongside assistant manger Beretta who has been taking leadership lessons from J and new junior manager Akita because Mac wasn't available
>>382963 >"So...what am I supposed to do when the Anons get out of line?" >"That's simple. You employ the strategy found in section 21 of the JCJenson CEO guidebook for dummies." >"Uh, it just says to use the Pear Wriggler?"
>>382929 >>382947 The section about mavens and catalog/school catalog were the things I'm referring to (though the things he talked about Drew Struzan in the profession section were also interesting). So I guess what I had in mind was seek out these mavens, these sorts who love the subject and are also willing to share what they know, provided you're willing to put in the time. When you have the time, that is. I mean you get it, people, classes, work, errands, these things take sections out of your day and after all that, what time do you have left can you put into drawing? DIY Art School Part 1 (Knowledge) - Draftsmen S2E03 (@26:23) They show the chart a few minutes earlier but the timestamp is where he outlined what to look for if you're just starting out. What Are The Fundamentals? Draftsmen S1E04 (@7:07)
>>382933 >commander Oog's spiral ends with a bang: a one woman attempt to restart the war that gave her life purpose >intelligence finds her first >the episode ends with the war hero being extrajudicially disappeared to the deepest, darkest depths of Bad Boog prison, lest she taint the nation's name by defaming her legacy >next episode starts focused on an Oog that hero worshiped her, now trying to get to the bottom of her "mysterious vanishing"
>>382963 >Akita looks at the ingredients of the average solverburgor burgor and begins to wonder if eating one would make her a cannibal >But...if that were true, she wouldn't be a Drone >Despite knowing the contents of the burgor Akita takes a bite of one on her lunch break
>>382981 >Sickness and nausea immediately overtake her >Stumbling out of the management breakroom, she makes her way to the bathrooms >Vomit spews from her mouth, an inky black vile of thick putrid liquid >Colors never before seen by mortal eyes flash in the peripherals of her vision >And then she falls >With a loud resounding meaty smack her head bangs against the toilet rendering her unconscious
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>>382984 >she is promptly harvested for more Solverburgers
>>382929 The editing style may or may not be up to your taste but rather than focus on the videography, pick out the points he's trying to make. He likens it to a bank account, I liken it to a personal library. The important thing is you keep adding to it, and add a variety of things to it. And re-visit it from time to time. Your Creative Bank Account
>>382984 >Akita finds herself in a dark endless expanse >She tries to move her arms, but can't >But she can move her legs >Forward is the only option for her to take in the dark >As she walks she begins to see something rising in the distance >A giant beanie pokes out from the ground followed by its owner >Uzi >50ft tall her figure looms over Akita her purple eyes gleeming down with judgement >"I didn't ask for this, I didn't want this.", Uzi's voice booms out aloud causing vibrations in Akita's skull >Akita tries to reply but the only thing that comes out of her mouth is a deafening silence >Soon a flood of tears rain down from the face in the sky which has turned to one of pure disgust >Akita tries to dodge out of the way, and yet she can't her legs are locked into place >She can't even brace for impact as a tear the size of a house lands on top of her >The salty fluid stings her eyes and fills her lungs >A harsh cold overtakes her body, Akita can do nothing but accept this fate and so she does >Silence rings out. No more sobbing no more groans of disgust from her mother, just emptiness >Like a coat of film the tear slides off of Akita's body and dissolves into the ground >Finally she can move more than just her legs and as she violently hacks onto the floor whiping the salt from her eyes she hears a small clang of glass >She taps her face again and there it is the clanging of glass >Looking down at her hands she sees white polymer metal in place of her hands >Inspecting the ground she sees her own flesh an empty husk like that of a halloween costume starring back at her with socketless eyes >She was a Drone...an actual Drone
>>382969 >Enn is confused as he lines up against the wall >was he bad? did he do something wrong? did he deserve the hate in the Anon's eyes as he stares down the barrel of a gun? >his mind races >*crack* >still >as the bullet leaves the barrel time seems to slow >all becomes clear >it was never his fault >never his sin >he did the right thing >Anon didn't >the calm hits harder than the impact, a peace settling in even as Enn's limbs go cold >a smile flits across his face >his frens are safe >his Boog is safe >he did gud >and no bullet can take that away...
>>382989 >Beretta walked into the bathroom intending on doing a demonstration to the Anons who had never once in their lives actually known hygiene >Of course that changed when she encountered an extremely dazzed Akita on the ground forcing Beretta to use the only medical kit in the restaurant >Inside was a single vial labled "Essence Uzi's Bedroom" and an instruction to break it open near the unconscious victim >Upon breaking the vial the bathroom was forcibly evacuated as Anons ran out screaming, tbose that tried to endure the smell had their skulls melted off >Slowly fluttering Akita's eyes opened to that of a very unimpressed Beretta starring her in the face >"Told you not to eat that junk.", Beretta mumured before helping her to her feet before giving a friendly pat on the back >Akita was still dazed if a little vomiting in her mouth >Noticing this Beretta gave Akita a knowing look >"If you need to be in here longer, that's alright. Just take your time alright? And don't eat anytbing except for the fries next time." >As the door shut with Beretta's departure, Akita rushed to the mirror to see the truth >Looking back at her was her own face...but maybe that was okay
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>>382993 >Anon writes fanficstion about the customers >not just during breaks either >it's how he copes with life >also how he copes with his "boss" destroying every meal she touches, but such is life
>Episode 8: Oog and friends train for the big race!
>Episode 38: Oog and friends hone their bodies one last time before faceing the Jugbear, it's sheer size alone rendering even their efforts certain suicide. Still they must. Multiple ep8 callbacks both in and out of universe.
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>After a year of service, the Anons enslaved at Solverburger had earned their freedom >Those that stayed were promoted and transferred to Cyn's new business venture: A rustic gastropub serving all the classics >The kitchen staff all signed a strict NDA >Don't tell anyone why all the "pork" is purple
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>>382994 N was and still is a breath of fresh air for positive and happy characters for me, weird to say but honestly I kinda aspire to be like N more often.
>>383008 These are the questions her creator must answer including but not limited too how would Akita view Colt if their situations were swapped around
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>>383015 Agreed, but you need to be a pilot to wear one: otherwise you're a just goof with a hat collection.
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>>383016 From the looks of things I think so? She did one or two pieces on this idea in the past and it always seemed like Keet was Uzi following through on the "replacement kid" idea she had when OG Akita was born.
>>383019 >FleshColt walks through the hall, ghostly, orchestral music playing in his wake. >"Estuans interius, ira vehementi!" >"Estuans interius, ira vehementi!" >"CaroColt!" >This happens constantly for some reason.
>>383019 >Uzi only realizes how hard she fucked up when not only does Colt resent her for trying to to unperson him in her heart but Keeter has an inferiority complex after realizing she was only born so Uzi can have a kid she doesn't get Vietnam flashbacks from looking at
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>>383021 Possibly canon: ghost!Doll's been haunting the Doorman + Lizzy kids their entire school life and controls the school's computer system. Playing shit over the PA system would be child's play >inb4 rigging the intercom specifically to mock a child's insecurities >Doll would feel bad were she not so otherwise impotent
>>382996 >Episode 9: It's the day of the big race! Time for Oog and her friend find out what it means to be the best! HobJoblin wins first place, and Oog learns that you must never stop training because there's always someone better.
>Episode 39: >To save the berry grove, Oog and her friends commence a daring assault on the Jugbear. They know they will not survive, but it is preferable to waiting for the Jugbear to take them. HobJoblin rebels against the Jugbear in retaliation for her mistreatment, and it is only through her sacrifice that the forest may know peace again.
>>383027 Wasn't there an artist around here who gave female DDs feet like that?
>>383035 >The manager Beretta reluctantly explains that the Jox animatronic was a failed attempt getting Solver Burgor to appeal to younger audiences >While the design was appealing it only energized with an older perverted crowd than they were aiming for >To make matters worse during the first Jox live show, she started breaking down mid-performance. No not breaking, actually sobbing on stage, it was so uncomfortable everyone left quietly
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>>383008 Well dad ate it, progenitor(the Solver) loves it, and mother craved it while preggers, so probably? Can't think of any reason she wouldn't beyond the psychological(and that issue explicitly exists for her eating regular food too if you read the fic)
>>383041 They threw the Jox in the storage closet, don't worry she has a tiny crt television in their with her only entertainment being company video tapes
>>383039 >Beretta also explains that very occasionally once every Tuesday on the second week of every 2 months that J herself shows up to throw rocks at the Jox >Dont ask why or attempt to stop her, he lost four previous employees who attempted to do so
>>382719 >A green about consensual play between a man and a drone that can kill him in seconds >I though faggots were knowledgeable about this sort of stuff
>>383032 >On probation the nightshift janitor Buckety serves as an unofficial shopkeep >She also may or may not pay you to bring her certain items that may or may not be used in a hypothetical bomb >She spends her time smoking in the janitors closet >Not on probation the dayshift janitor Molly who really desperately needed a job, spends her time guarding the recently built playplace >No, no actual parent is stupid enough to bring their Pillbaby to Solver Burgor for it to get any actual use >Molly is often busy fighting off the mysterious assortment of limbs that appeared one day in the ball pit
>>383021 >Colt likes the hype and aura it adds to his arrivals and starts leaning into it >Colt's happiness makes Doll very slightly happier (it's oddly contagious) >Doll's very slightly increased happiness makes Mitchell happier
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>>383056 but y-y-you don't understand anon, they used the R word! that makes the text heccin unwholesome and mean! you should get banned for writing those things!
>inb4 unless it's gay: then everything magically becomes fine you bigot
>>383032 >John and Jane are optional bossfights >To fight John you jusr have to click on the random cardboard box that has a 50-50 chance of appearing in each room >Upon doing so John will ask you to not tell anyone he's been squatting in Solver Burgor >If you say no, you're forced to fight John >Beating John unconscious rewards you with greasepaint which you can use to lubricate the Jox for some reason or sell it to Buckety for money >Jane you can find by visiting the dumpster during the morning where you can find her eating leftovers from the previous night >Beating up Jane will reward you with the Really Stinky Bow which grants poision damage every time you are attacked
>>383066 >SD-Y is a story boss fight >You must beat her in order to refuse her one day old expired coupon for 50% off the Solver Triple Combo Meal plus toy >If you don't Beretta will be forced to fire you to appease her Aunt
>>383066 >Because Solver Burgor can't survive another lawsuit you are forced to fight Hope who is threatening to sue from beyond the afterlife/plane of nonexistence
>>383071 >If you purchase the hair dye, pilot cap, and trench coat from Buckety which are available on different days >You can combine them to create an N costume >Using this allows you to oneshot Hope with a betrayal attack
>>383068 >lubing the Jox makes her happy >lubing the Jox makes her flammable >one must exploit this to destroy Solver Borger >are (you) prepared to burn your waifu to reach the good end?
>>383087 In that case >Be me >Anon assigned to keep the jox functional >I’d be nice if she was a J with fox ears and a fluffy tail >But she’s an animatronic >Don’t hate my job but I recently discovered what the burgors are made from >This little creature with spiral eyes finds me hiding behind the stupid doors that need power to function >Actually it just appeared when I was looking at the cameras >And when I looked away it left a box of matches >Power is a 10% and its not going to last >I try to keep the Jox company by checking on her >Its mostly so she doesn’t damage company property >Power runs out >I get my jube and lube myself up >I hear the company’s theme song playing behind me >She’s there >Ready sprung waiting >I turn on my swivel chair and embrace her >Her chronic loneliness causes her to flinch at my touch >I cover her in jube, ready for the end >It’s absorbed by her textile skin, a petroleum based product >My skin is covered in sores, my flesh wrapping from the jube >I strike the matches >The fire licks up my skin my body’s twisted form being singed >It spreads to the jox, melting the synthetic fur into goop to reveal the twisted form of the disassembler >Pegs slotted into animal feet, lips twisted into a snout >The Jox’s jobber instincts kick in as they ought to in a do or die moment >Fire engulfs the walls as she fires a missile out of the door >Then a laser exposes sone wires that spark >Finally she sits down in shame igniting the office more >I hear her attempts to quell the flames, they spread it further >I sit in my chair and wait >”I won’t keep the devil waiting, I’m going to clang her until she can’t move”
>>383084 Since Beretta is taking the role of Phone Guy, Dave would probably be either Mac or Negev. Although the Buckety wanting to make a bomb thing may be a replacement for it
>Mylo has replaced J as N and V's squad leader >He is still a normal worker drome >A worker drone wearing the corpo slut outfit that J had and is stuck babysitting two robo vampires with only one of them being somewhat trustworthy enough to not eat him in his sleep >The only reason V hasn't eaten him yet is that Cyn made sure to tell her not to hurt him >Physically
>>383105 >V trying to feed Mylo a worker drone's gut like a mother bird feeds its young, all the while his legs are helplessly pinned beneath her vast Vass
>>383057 >Tired of hearing the constant giggling of the clown Anon kicks Molly into orbit >Quickly Beretta approaches >"Anon you fool! Molly was the only thing keeping the Femanons from taking Mac's shins!" >*Muffled sound of autistic femcel screeching and stealing of shins*
>>383121 >Dolls spirit is imprisoned once again >This time in a wooden mockery of her previous body attached to various strings >Of course all of this is unknown to Beretta >When asked, Manager Beretta will explain that the "Russian Doll" was just there when she was given her managerial position >She has no idea why it's there and honestly finds it more annoying than it is creepy due to the fact she's lost 2 employees to that damn thing
>>383129 When is it going to penetrate your thick skull that pretty much nobody is interested in your farmed out reddit art characters, and the other drawfags who actually make their own art instead of spamming free requests from reddit don't want to associate with you?
>>382929 For two years straight now, day in and day out, I’ve been grappling with self-hatred over my lack of talent. But no, I don’t have a problem: I’ve simply turned drawing into a habit, so I have no trouble actually starting a piece. Though, admittedly, I don't always have the stamina to keep going for long.
>>383105 >V brings in the corpse of a worker drone >She tells Mylo it’s time for him to become a drone man >He prays to all known gods simultaneously that she means cannibalism
>>383153 Your human, Fai, bad because new and not sexy. Mutants good, because old, sexy, and steaks made them so they’re automatically related somehow.
>>383155 Phoenix never spammed her nonstop, neither he nor bunny ever farmed art of her out to redditors, her lore is in the OC lore thread and not some offsite link, and hes always tried to keep her tied into the setting despite writing her right before the Cyn/Solver reveal.
>>383162 I'm not berry boy you autistic spaz. Your arguing is clogging up the damn thread and blocking green space. Both of of you shut the fuck up and write some fucking greens based on the things above
Got a full weekend this week so I'll try and fulfill an Anon request from earlier for more Maya content. If he reads over this let me know what exactly you'd be interested in. I can jump off from where I left off in the one and only greentext I started for her, where she and an unfrozen Anon are out scavenging supplies on Copper 9, I can do background and lore, or maybe her thoughts on/interactions with post-ending canon characters. Can't do it all but I can focus my effort wherever theres the most interest. Also for any Anons keeping track of Predator/Prey, sorry for the long delay in updates, last week was a bit of a hell week. Going to update with either a greentext or more work on the Magnolia turnaround. Keep an eye out.
Probably throw her in drone prison at the worst. Alice's crimes are both outside their jurisdiction(the Bunker) and arguably not crimes(never personally killed a WD), so they'd only lock her up to make Uzi/Nori happy >inb4 Alice protests the "miscarriage o' justice" >tries to start a prison revolt >soon learns that the prison was made by Khan and the other prisoners are too comfortable to bother: forced to seethe and wait for her hearing instead
>>383159 >V sometimes does too >not even as a romantic/sexual thing, but as a plausibly deniable way to get comfort when her nightmares get too bad >that it annoys both Uzi AND N is mostly a bonus
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>>383209 Only has one love interest, there's logistical difficulties involved. >inb4 triggering N's Solverpede for more peeN >Nori walks in "Fuck, you really do take after me..." >leaves >sexytimes now forcibly murdered as Uzi grapples with figuring out what the fuck she meant by that/what else that implies
>>383219 >Dykecuck >Implying I wasn't talking about gachimuhci boyV on boyDoll action while Lizzy (Female, yucky) watches from her designated holding pen
>>383229 Well, the WDF did not care about V being in the fucking prom. Or about all the kids that Uzi and V killed in episode 4. They would probably not care much about Alice.
>>383237 For one Valentine because normies hate anyone that has more than one dollar to their name Molli for being a loli and therefore inherently sexualizing kids Any of the enforcers for being either rapey or for being the wrong kind of mentally disabled Strawberry and fai for being forced OCs
>>383234 >Mexico or whatever country this is from has trannies deranged enough to think MD's ending (an adequate ending for a show with minor but frustratingly frequently recurring flaws) was better than TADC's (a bed shitting ending for a show that's structurally flawed from episode 5 on)
>>383206 ><you must bear at least three of my children> >"What the hell? Why?" ><because you need to be a net positive to the bloodline before you can join it>
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>>383242 >>383247 Every country has its retarded trannies anon, doubly so for anyone still TADC fans at this point. I'd bet the mememaker at-best skimmed our series.
>>383248 >177013ing, BPD, doesn't want to spread what she has and is only having kids out of obligation >CPTSD, autism, doesn't want to spead what she has and is only having kids out of the principle of the thing >insatiable thirst for blood that is the biggest thing both parents didn't want to spread Those poor kids are so fucking cursed, on a robo-genetic level
>>383240 >Molli for being a loli I mean she wasn't designed with sexualization in mind, and it's not like a main trait of hers. by that metric Lucy would also be problematic because she's also smol. hell, any shorter drone is probably considering "under the height of consent" on a separate note, I wonder if Molly would be problematic for killing kids as SD-M?
>>383231 >>383236 >>383240 >Someone else tries to make every new OC date N >A random new SD-letter gets turned into a pride icon >Harper is immediately claimed as “the wholesome mom” and gets 300 daycare fics >Harper’s daycare lore is twisted into “problematic power dynamics” >Akita gets turned into a soft uwu doggirl and loses all edge >Masqy gets turned into a pure soft comfort character and gets a tragic backstory rewrite that the original creator never wrote >Strawberry gets drawn with every fetish on DeviantArt >Bunnydrone is claimed by the furry side of Tumblr and never returns >The “new OC” thread becomes a warzone of self-inserts vs. actual characters >Someone makes a tier list and gets doxxed >Anyone who defends Valentine is accused of bootlicking the rich >Anyone who likes Molli is automatically a pedophile >Anyone who likes an Enforcer is either a rape apologist or ableist
>>383257 >Akita gets turned into a soft uwu doggirl and loses all edge nonono. Akita would become a trans allegory because she wants to be accepted as a drone despite being born into the "wrong body."
>>383253 >"That wasn't even my fault!" ><Were you not with Doorman, I would not be there> >"Bullshit" ><Do you want me to stop stabbing you at night or not?>
>>383263 >Doorman Feel like Doll would call her Uzi. Respects and sympathizes with her. Sad wishing her well, >FIGHT BACK, what have you. >stop stabbing you at night *get Mrs. Doorman to stop watching you in your sleep Pic related
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>>383261 She just wants to try it once! Just one time successfully! >inb4 Uzi's Main Host status gives her "eat the baby" urges all the time, just like it does for all other life >this gives her an inherent degree of emotional seperation even when she's trying to care, much less when she's decided the kid is a monster
I've heard that over in Neo-Japan they've got these things called "black companies" and they've gotten so bad that some of them keep a DD in the office to eat workers who aren't being productive enough to make an example of them
>>383264 I figured calling her by her last name would be MORE respectful in Doll's eyes: more formal, associates her closely with her family, treats her as in a position of power etc
>>382929 I used to have slight ambitions for artfaggotry back in 2020 when i made some extremely bad drawings and one pretty decent pixel art that i never finished. I didn't really do much drawing after that until merc drew something for me which kind of inspired me to draw more. However at no point was it "Easy" i don't wake up one day and draw i have to sit down and force myself to do it, but once you start a drawing its infinitely easier to continue to draw than it is to initially start. And you have to do that every day force yourself to start then it gets easier, then it gets hard again until you force yourself to start a new drawing. For reference i drew this a couple days ago. however my oldest drawing from when i really started grinding my art was 3 years ago back in 2023 while ill link
>>383278 It was a really long time ago and it's probably buried somewhere in the thread. I was asking how to render, and someone posted a tutorial with “sell your soul” in it. I thought that was you, but it could've been someone else.
>Paulines legs twitching after sex! >Valentines abdomen shaking after sex! >Valentine buzzing when she’s happy! >Pauline croaking when she’s happy! >Pauline waking up with bite marks all over her body! >Valentine exhausted after getting choked by Pauline’s tongue! >Valentine soar after Pauline’s tongue! >Valentine Jealous of Pauline’s curves! >Valentine letting her personality slip occasionally to be a bit nicer to pauline! >Bug and Frog cuddles in bed!
Fuck. I'm NTA, but also had mild drawfag ambitions and not going to lie was hoping for almost any other answer. Still appreciate the posts though. Any particular software you would recommend an anon practice with?
>>383283 My advice is not to "Git gud", it is you have to actually commit to drawing and do studies on the side. you cant "Git gud" without actually at least one thing drawing every day. Have you ever noticed how all of my images are marked with a number ranging from 1-739? thats how many images i've drawn each number is a new drawing i made. you have to draw a fuck ton of bad shit to draw even remotely decent stuff.
But yes, grinding fundamentals is the best way to "Git gud". Thats not to say you need to grind your nose and mindbreak yourself with fundamental drawings everday, but rather draw your favorite characters and use your fundimental practice do that. instead of drawing 1000 gorbillion boxes draw boxes and turn those boxes into the thing you want to draw. Personally every drawing I make is a study that i turn into a piece of personal art. very rarely do i draw something just to fulfill my fundies quota and don't actually make it something i want to draw.
>>383286 Although technically that number is probably a bit too low because i've slotted multiple images in my archives as a single drawing when they are multiple but eh whatever
Wouldn't they be more like mosquito bumps? >inb4 waking up with a perpetual itching because your mosquito GF has no self control >it's like sleeping in poison ivy every night
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>>383298 Uzi tried several times. Took significant efforts from N(and the Solver itself actually) for like a year to stop her.
It's actually a pretty old problem judging by the Xitterposts I've found. I assume some combination of "kids MINE, not ours" and chivalrous "women can't be evil!" ideas are at fault, maybe with a smattering of "mental illness is EXTERNAL and NOT A PART OF YOU" retardation as well(though from the looks of things blame-the-nearest-guy was in action long before feeling bad became an excuse)
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>>383309 Fiendzi dosen't murder children(despite her best attempts)
I assume you mean on the Booru? Thought like half+ of them were considered sensetive already. Hell, I don't think we even hace his Pavo rape green in the archives anymore
How often do I need to hit my drone to make it work better? I hit my maid drone about 10–14 times a day, people in internet say 12 is the optimal number, but I’m not sure, because I don’t have a stun baton, so I use a rolling pin. Plus, there’s a huge range of opinions regarding voltage, I’ve asked on other forums, and the figures vary wildly. Nobody can say for sure which voltage is best.
>>383323 Just kill it and buy a new one? Leave the bodies in the basement and show each new one the pile until you stop having to hit them. >Oh but JCJ says you should take dead drones to a disassembly facility JCJ also says hitting them doesn't help. They charge you disassembly fees, that's why they say that. Trust me, nothing bad's going to happen if you keep a pile of dead robots in your basement.
>>383251 >Lizzy casually drops that Voy likes prostate orgasms (he does, but Lizzy underestimates how embarrassed by that he is >Ghostbusterss.wav ensues
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>>383336 >good news: nobody thinks she's an invalid anymore! >bad news: somehow even more offputting than she was before, sends people running faster and more consistently than the DDs >indeterminate news: the DDs ALSO find her utterly disgusting, so when she makes out with Khan in front of them...
>>383343 >Jiteration >technically true in-universe as well: the majority of existing drone models deriving from J-class neural architecture with only a relative minority(N and V) being either experimental cortexes or derived from other baselines >of course these drone's aren't derived from OUR J's mental model, but a drone can dare to dream...
>>383340 >best news: she has a (1) hand like this, so she can grab her husband's ass without needing to put her entire body into it again, make obscene gestures again, and type texts in a reasonably timely manner instead of needing to either peck them out one letter at a time or pray that the voice typing software doesn't fuck up this time >second best news: she has a real, proper voicebox again, so voice typing isn't as likely to egregiously fuck up (e.g. interpreting 'bite me' variously as 'bitch made', 'bitey', 'bitty', 'but me', 'butt me', 'butt squeeze', and 'buddy') now that she isn't so muffled and grainy anymore >third best news: she can carry her own phone with her again instead of needing Khan to carry both their phones
Everything would've been too much to process at first. Honestly, for the first few days Cyn probably wouldn't be sure if this was reality or another cruel trick being played on her in her mindscape.
I feel like the equivalent of how she experienced the world while AS was in control would be similar to derealization and disassociation. She would see what was happening, but everything felt vague and hazy, like it wasn't real, or maybe she was in a dream. It would become hard to keep up with what's going on over the years, what's true and what isn't.
Finally being back in control would be the most vividly she's seen things in years, and it would be completely overwhelming in the beginning.
Where is my Copper-9 At War mod for HOI4. Why aren't all of you autistic enough to take advantage to thread lore and have me hsve a scenario such as Dronus Dwarfus fighting The Federation
>>383355 Nobody made a mod (yet), which I assume is because there are no other political powers outside the Bunker, but there's a few autists that made focus trees(for an offboard fic, but still)
>>383358 >>383359 It also has explanations of the effects in the OP, but I'm not sure how relevant that would be given how many of the faction(the Red and Blue line, the Cyn cult) and characters(Engie) are from the fic in question
>>383358 >No other powers outside the bunker Well that kinda why I was nudging to threadlore. I feel like in the post-show Beretta timeline there would definitely be new Drone factions laying their claim to Copper-9 as the threat of being killed onsight has lowered significantly
>>383364 Considering that literally no other Anon has actually tried (with proof). At this rate I will genuinely take literally anything so long as it represents the show and the threads creativity.
>Accept the Rape: +20 stability, locks you into "mindbroken" path with eventual shift to either Council of Femcels or Breeding Cult government
>Reject the Rape: -10 stability and starts a civil war. sucess enables "mac unblemished" focuses while failure falls to the above governments and negatively affects the rest of his family's focus trees. possibly to play the "Jenna resistance" but even her ending is bittersweet at best
>Touch the Beyond: limit Mac sexo to ghosts. -5 stability but +15% war support as you bolster your forces with the dead. gain unique recruitable ghost generals with bonuses to technology(Tessa)) stability(Emily) and even ones that serve as unique brigaids(Doll), but have to complete a seduction minigame for each. Options diverge here between Spectral Marraige(choose one ghost to wife, massively increasing bonuses + giving unique focus tree of her own) or Heart of the Dead(get crazy war support + tech, but also instability as all ghosts jockey for Mac's favor)
>Family Matters: unify the Doorman clan. Hard to manage(and only modifies other nations), butprevents otherwise inevitable war between Negev and Uzi and all that results. Only gets incesty if you REALLY fuck up.
>>383355 I remember being part of the Discord server for a modding team that was planning to create a truly massive Hearts of Iron mod with MD. I helped them with the setup for the Russian factions, nothing more, as I don't know how to code, but I haven't had a clue about their progress for over a year now. It’s a shame, because even back then they had already produced a huge amount of original artwork and written content for events and focus trees.
They even wrote a massive story, structured as a series of events, about J following the events after the end ofshow. In it, she joined one of human faction as a soldier and replaced her administrator with a human soldier with whom she was close.
>the molly horror game >it's like outlast, but the good one >molly (forma de murder clown) constantly hunts down the player >the other characters from her show are mindbroken drones or mutants she has convinced to think they are the characters and act as mini bosses to escape from >At the end of the game you manage to trick molly into being trapped in a room with an open skylight at sunrise
Image:178916669112.png(119kB, 1080x1400)Akitas classification of John's kids.png
>Akitas 101 on classifying on what is deemed as a "Johns kid" >What is required >1.For them to be confident within not only decesion making but also how they deal with stressful situations >2.Be very keen on tracking of what people say and do to know whos more to be trusted vs those who arent >3.Just generally kind to be around and at times can lend some pretty good wisdom > must need special requirement: MUST BE DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON >4.Able to stand up for themselves >Now for classification of what makes a Johns "kid" >They're weak. Low self-esteem. At times attention seeking. General annoyance. Will give off bitch made energy and of course tend to look very dopey at times >... >And also they have little to no cake thus instantly drop them into this category
>>383377 Like I said it's from an offsite fic: essentially a regular intelligence human reincarnated into Murder Drones *without* mnowing anything about the series. Spends 90% of the fic establishing political systems, battle plans, and just generally trying to rally the canon Workers into a functioning army(whilst discovering that other drone factions do indeed exist, mainly in the subway systems). Shacks up with Doll becaus they both want the MDs dead that badly.
As for the fic itself it's pretty good in the first half. Falls off after the "underdark" arc, but that's just because the author was desperate to redeem J + V and resorted to absolute bullshit to manage it. Also he SHOULD have used the "antagonist Uzi" plot thread he'd been building up the entire fic, but whatever.
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>>383379 >can hide from most enemiies >can't run: they're too fast >but... most enemies ALSO have a gimmick >Calculator Carl counts things >Skibidi John can't climb stairs >Policeman Phil obeys signs scattered throughout the theatre, even if you're holding one >the "elimination"(optional) of most of these bosses takes place when you trick/trap them into failing their gimmick, whereupon either Molly or the regular enemies swarm them
>>383398 If you've got an Oogi infestation, just call The J-Team, and our highly trained Joblins will stamp out your unwanted squatters with impeccable efficiency!
>>383389 Basically they're the future kids of sophie, whom John was able to be swoon by and get married too. Being convinced to adopted a drone child,(aka ethan). And you maybe asking,"ok then how were the other three were born". Simple: sophie and cyn went on a inter-dimensional debauchery which in turn spawn out three of those fuckers from a tyranid,metal sonic and of course a literal scarecrow that she some how fucked so hard it came to life and now they came into existence. Talk about being absolutely smashed am I right lads or am I right lad
Holy fujcking SHIT. Is she doing the trepang 2 dropkick??? drop???kick? like one oh six?? (106) lie in trepang 2 (DOS) ?????? Like Simon Dustwell???? holy fuckin shit mane ... this so fuckin tufffffffffffff🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Image:178917224370.png(137kB, 1627x835)anon and molly (original character) drawn by potatosalad - 32268beddcf1fb157bbc663ed696f746.png
>>383410 >be like 12 >still taller than her(bc drone) >Real Man(tm)handle her throughout the whole special >take a break >she finds you backstage >she's changed >Dissembler Molly pins you down...
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>>383416 >Molly's face when at least half her Rule34 is some variant of molesting children, both before and after her transformation >she thought she'd seen it all...
I know this isn't about Drones anymore, but I'm trying to understand it. Is it just a fictional fetish or are you guys actually on a watchlist or need to be. How does this thing start?
>>383424 >Hanging doesn't do anything to drones because they don't breath and their neck at just solid pipes >J actually finds sleeping in a noose to be more comfortable than sleeping upside down
>>383426 >Bath tubs and toasters don't work either >Instead the intense electric shock seems to induce intense euphoric pleasure as J unfortunately discovered
>>383428 >anon desperately trying to avoid toasterbath as he pleases his J >J desperately trying to escape death-by-masturbation when her panel falls open mid session
don't know which is funnier, but it made me kek imagining both
>come home from the night shift >your J is unconscious in the bathtub, which has overflowed with a mix of water and her (J)ussy juice >there is a shorted-out toaster between her legs and you just grabbed a new loaf of bread on the way home
Image:178917615227.jpg(1.47MB, 6400x4800)anon and ivory (original character) drawn by buffanon - f6831e21a3414f1f745420f4ac9fb4cc.jpg
>>383425 I wish to sexo voluptous, relatively fit women of greater size (not fatassery) than myself. This is a retardedly difficult tag to search for some reason, so I resort to /ss/ instead.
>>383435 Because I like the show? And also we got no idea how old Tessa even is and all the main cast is canonically 18+ plus thanks to the missing posters
>>383439 >giantess Gives you foot/vorefags if-not scat
>amazon All futanari
>smaller male 50+% of this is /ss/ already, with a not inconsiderable amount of the remainder being bestiality
>mini giantess Never heard of it till now, but I'd still bet money this is either yuri infested or attaches the worst fetishes known to man. Might give it(and all 20 pictures I'm sure are actually tagged with it) a spin at some point
>>383430 >Is the only employee that willingly eats Solver Burgor despite knowing what's in it >Often drinking a Solver Shake very loudly that you can hear it before walking in
>>383458 >Despite looking like your typical college dropout she actually has a PhD in Quantum Mechanics >Is stuck working at Solver Burgor because there's no jobs that require an understanding of Quantum Mechanics
>>383458 >her constant consumption of solver-corrupted flesh has made her one of the most powerful drones on the planet >she mostly uses it to teleport to anon's house for tummy rubs during her non-working hours
>>383463 I'm talking about real life shit you dumb fuck. >>383460 Nope just someone whose seen an altchan fall because actually bad people started posting
>>383464 It's already happened before. The raid on this board and the one time (that I remember at least) a bot got through. It was reported and the site staff took care of it.
>>383444 >Nono >"what do you mean no greentexts!" >No! It's Nono! >"what's so no no about giving this drone greens?" >SHE. IS. NONO >WHAT'S SO NO ABOUT THIS DRONE?
>>383452 >be anon >want to goon >walk over to your JCJenson(tm) goondrone "Load preferences" "Preferences lost: would you like to reinput?" >fuck >she always does this >but you're not setting up a JCJackoff account "Search giantess" "Are... you sure ?" >visions flash >Sandy cockvore, hypershit "NO! No, uh, exclude scat, fart, piss, vore, and futa" "And dickgirl?" "Why... why is that even a seperate tag? Yes, exclude" >search generates >wall of "fem"penis "What the fuck?" "Can't help it boss, they're tagged intersex" "Well fuckin exclude that too! And transgender while you're at it!" "Male-to-female or-" "Both!" >site reloads >women in vaguely provocative poses "Fuck right: include "sex"" >better >but all lesbians "Ok, exclude yuri" >still lesbo "Lesbians?' >still dykes >"female/female?" >dykes gone >now dogs "Exclude beastiality!" >bugs "Exclude insect!" >shit smearing hellrape "Exclude goblins!" >this continues >by the time incest, crying, and tentacles have been knocked off the tags you're down to five images "Ok goondrone, lets see what we got" >open first one >it's untagged scat "FUCK THIS" >grab goondrone >hoist her over (you)r shoulder, the revolting image replaced by her swirling eyelights >thank your lucky stars you paid pemium "BEDROOM NOW" >carry off your drone for a night of frustration fueled ravaging ... >in (your) room, as you sleep peacefully in the afterglow, your goondrone smiles >it's smug "Heh" >a small loading bar appears on her visor >your preferences erased >inflation art downloaded, then reuploaded missing half the tags "All according to keikaku..."
>>383479 Don't actually juggle potatoes you won't see your favorite Drone, you'll likely see an amalgamation of all your fears shuffling towards you while demanding your seed
>>383475 There are laws protecting you from being arrested if you visited a site that had a cached thumbnail of the sort. You don't have to microwave your hard drive if something like that comes up. Probably best to clear your caches if it happens, though.