Anon, you're not really thinking of marrying a drone, are you? Come on, think about how stupid that would be. You're a human being, God created you for another human being, not a machine. Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page Last thread: >>387204
Reposting >Be me, Strawberry. >Something tells me today's the day. >I've been rehearsing this for a while and I might not get another opportunity. >Today is the day that I will be with Anon. >All I need to do is...EEP! >"[SCARED] Ah! A-Anon! Y-you startled me!" >"There's something I've been meaning to tell you." >"I, um... wanted to ask if maybe you'd be interested in..." >"I mean... only if you're okay with it..." >"What I'm trying to say is..." >"Uhh..." >"I..." >"..." >"[DISAPPOINTED] ...Forget it. Never mind." >"...Anyway. How have you been?" >"Y-you're heading to Masqy's funeral?" >"I'm really sorry about your loss, Anon." >"O-oh... okay, then." >"Huh?" >"W-what was it I wanted to tell you?" >"Ah, it's nothing." >"You can stay here on my planet for as long as you'd like." >"There's plenty of fruit. Eat as much as you want." >"Oh, don't worry about that." >"It wasn't anything worth mentioning." >"I hope you enjoy yourself." >"Take care, Anon." >... >"Oh, Anon..." >M-maybe someday... >Someday, I'll become strong. >Stronger like Big sister Cyn >Someday... I'll be strong enough to protect you
Impossible. She is merely in hibernation till she detects sufficient "Big Man"(tm) particles in the are to feed off of >inb4 N attends the funeral >he and anon make enough >Masqy climbs dantily out of her grave >then no so daintily jumps their bones >it's up to N and Anon to find a big enough man to sustain her bedore she can cause/perpetuate a rape on the two
Anon... >our parents Was my exact point. Our parents were the weak ones that hid behind the doors. I had an entire bullet(and citation from J) confirming that some DID put up a fight.
>2)
>If it ever actually led to anything, he would have mentioned it Khan is desperately trying to downplay Uzi's dysfunction here. He wouldn't bring up the consequences of his own dysfunction for the same reason he dosen't bring up Nori's "kooky"ness. He's actively TRYING to dismiss stuff (to make himself/his family look better) and dismissed his own actions + their consequences as part of that.
Plus: when you're in these retarded "phases," you generally act on them. So long as the consequences aren't TOO severe (drugs vs drug addict, casual sex vs teen pregnancy) you're generally not going to bring them up after.
>3)
Of course it's Glitch reusing the models, but it's also lore in the same way Doll's dad looking traumatized + the other MDs having clothing/hairstyles is.
>4)Khan's door certificate
Yes its a joke but it's also clearly in-universe lore. As is(ironically enough) the fact that he didn't give it to himself(which is totally a visual gag Liam would add).
Also you can't interpret it as from humans: the certificate is explicitly from the WDF. Still not my strongest argument(that would be ep 7/8 Khan's military bearing + "kill all humans phase" comment) but it's here
>4)Liam
I agree with this. He dosen't care, he made it canon anyway. He would probably even SAY it's canon if you asked him.
Of course a Liam written Worker Rebellion is a bunch of pansies that get comically massacred by the first force they encounter. But by the same token a Liam written Human Military is a bunch of bloodthirsty retards in modern tanks that die running at the first sight of real resistance(see: Internecction Cube). They'd both be the butt of a joke, but I don't see how this makes one more/less canon than the other.
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>>388136 would absolutely dismantle for parts: his servos are top quality from all the maintenance he does and I can't imagine polishing a chassis harder. top quality stuff for a growing drone's new shell
>During her first pregnancy, Uzi realized that her child may need milk >However, she felt the task of breastfeeding was below someone of her status >Instead, Uzi endowed her royal bitch J with a pair of bountiful breasts >Uzi soon realized she had no idea what milk tastes like, or even what it should taste like >After taking a single sip of the Jilk, Uzi immediately spit it out in disgust >Her due date drew ever nearer, so Uzi spent the final days of her pregnancy sampling J's milk, making fine adjustments for taste and texture >Uzi was quite pleased with the final product, but she also grew too attached to her child, and didn't want to be upstaged by her subordinate, so she equipped herself with a massive heaving pair of milk tanks as well >Though Uzi's new maternal instincts made her the primary caretaker of little Beretta and all her future children, her new job meant that she could not always be present to feed her babies, so J kept her big heaving Jits >The Jits served more as a symbol of J's eternal slavery to her mistress, and a means for Uzi to humiliate her favorite bitch whenever she pleased >Likewise, Uzi's deluxe Imperial udders were for more than feeding her babies >She held "therapy sessions" with N, and though he was reluctant at first, he soon looked forward to suckling down the Imperial milk greedily
>>388130 >Cuddling with V more >Getting her used to intimacy >Reminding her months later she’s not freaking out as much >Calling her cute when she pushes you away >Cuddling her again because she didn’t fly off >Stopping your cuddle session because she didn’t say she wanted to cuddle >Cuddle her a third time when she says she didn’t tell you to stop.
>tosa constantly having to fight the urge to pop a boner everytime he's around fem!AM >something about the grouchy older women treating him nicely gets him going >also the big fat tits that fem!john put of her new body makes her more appealing
>laying on her bed >taking her things >ignoring her boundaries >resting his arm on her head >that SUPER weird moment in the one camp cabin >literally everything he does with the other workers...
MAYBE if he wasn't a MASSIVE MOLESTER all the time then Uzi would be less offended she's not targeted, huh? Maybe she wouldn't be bothered! I mean she just wants the chance to say no...
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>>388183 >"Heh, we'll see how she like it now that she's nothing more than my personal cow, living only to dispense milk from her big, huge, round, supple, buxom, busty, voluptuous..." >"FUCK!"
>>388109 >>388114 What about a worker drones foreign competitor factory company to JCJenson that specializes in sex drones, sex modifications, and sex toys/tools for drones?
>>388192 >Uzi dreaming about a planet full of anatomy adapters so that she and N can have even nastier sex while V is forced to listen as the clangs reverberate the bunker
>>388195 Yup, we’ve made economy drones, made more solver burger lore and had a canon discussion we hadn’t had before. Two of the threads reached 911 posts.
>Be me Anon. >Waiting in the bathroom for my toothpaste delivery I ordered two hours ago. >The package said “same-day drone drop”. >Whatever that means. >I'm already in brushing my teeth with water because the tube ran out mid-stroke. >Suddenly I heard a soft clunk on the tile. >I look down. >Standing there is the smallest worker drone I’ve ever seen. >Gnome-sized. >Maybe eight inches tall. >Tiny visor with glowing lime optics. >She looks up at me with that sad expression. >Of something that has already given up and falling into despair. >Her little hands fidget. >I kneel down. >“uh… you got my toothpaste?” >She stares for a second >Then in the quietest, most exhausted voice: >“Sigh...squeeze me.” >I blink. >“What?” >“Please… just squeeze.” >Her visor flickers. >She steps closer, arms slightly out. >looks like she’s bracing for it >You carefully pinch her sides between thumb and finger. >She’s warm. >Soft plating that gives under pressure. >Her expression changes. >Shock >Her mouth opens . >A long, perfect stripe of mint-flavored toothpaste slowly extrudes from between her teeth. >lands neatly on my toothbrush. >She just stands there. >Still looking sad. >A little more empty now. >“…thanks?” >She nods once >Then sits down on the bath mat like her battery just died. >I brush my teeth in silence. >The tiny drone doesn’t move. >Delivery complete I guess. >But also...WTF. >Who condemned her to such an existence?
>>388222 I'm still mad about that because I actually liked some of his stories, like the Uzi teleportation one. I feel like an ass for getting taken in by AI
>>388229 Ahhh, alright, ngl Mylo and Molly stuff just bounces off my mind, not that I don't like them or anything but for some reason they don't stick for me
>Bait this bad You can say many things about SBAnon, sure he had a rough start, sure the buck breaking of other artist to draw his OC is strange, yes he had that AI fuck up. But to his credit, his art has always been human made and he had made genuine improvements to the way he draws Also if you're the baitnigger reply to this post right now or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
>>388225 I'm pretty sure that one wasn't, and he only used it to translate into English a few times. You can tell which ones aren't and which ones are, if you read enough of his greens. He stopped doing that after people called him out a while back.
To be honest strawberryberryanon is next to impossible to get a reaction out of, he's used to being ignored and he's autistic enough to keep making strawberry content for years.
>>388236 Anon I know you're in deep denial about certain things but there are other places on earth that have white people, like South Africa; Finland; Australia (it's canon to md so you know that one, it doesn't have shadow people though)
>>388233 it's not bait I was legitimately disappointed. and the reason I'm saying he uses AI isn't just because a checker flagged his spell check, it's because he posted a green where the AI very clearly didn't understand what kind of drones we were talking about so it wrote a story about quadcopter repair. as far as his art goes, didn't he trace AI a few times or am I misremembering?
A mini-green to disctract from the drama >Be you,Anon. >You are in cafe, drinking cafe in the warm sun and waiting for your girlfriend Cyn for your date. >She has beautiful human blonde hair or was it silver and comically large bow. >But you been keeping this secret from her for a long time but it's time to confess. >Cyn sit next to you and ordering a cold mango juice. >You build the courage but before you could speak. >Cyn cut you off. >"Look Anon,I had fun." >"But, I can't keep hiding this forever." >Your head titled in confusion. >"I'm actually a drone wearing a JCJenson artifical skin." >You thought this was a stupid and you're about to leave. >"Wait,I can prove it. I'm not crazy" >crazy low giggles. >Well there was that one time when I wrote about Human genocide and some eldrich solver lore. >"Ok-kk-kay, Let me just got that zipper." >The suit dropped to the floor and in front on you a cute although smaller maid like your gf Cyn. >"Tada, you thought I was lying..." >"Waah,hey...Wait" >"Uppies? I don't hate this. So what do you wanted to tell me Anon?" You told her that you were more into drones than humans.
>>388244 I don't remember him tracing ai, I remember him being accused of tracing so he posted a speed draw. But I'm not any good at spotting tracing so I can't say if he did trace or not.
>>388247 hes got a dedicated hater you can see posts akin to > berryboy traces! > berryboy uses ai! > berryboy is leiel! > berryboy has beef with privatedust! always pop up right after
>>388248 Yeah, it was rushed but: >Anon thinks his gf is a human. >Anon is planning to confess to her: >“I’m more attracted to drones than you fleshy.” >Cyn reveals that her “human skin” is actually a JCJenson disguise and underneath she's a small maid-like drone.
>>388261 Traced from the Coyote VS ACME movie, specifically the scene where the lawyer lady tells Wil.E the roadrunner will leave him. >”You’ll never have your second season!”
>listening to Beretta go on an autistic tangent about the thematic importance of Superman and how evil Superman is a boring and played idea while she sits in you lap and you play with her hair
>>388264 This but with Y and she's talking about the Sabbat Worlds Crusade lore as a way to get you to buy more models for her Lost and the Damned and Guard armies, also she keeps wagging her (tYtanYc) stinger in front of your face because of how excited she is herself by this
>>388265 I want to run Y's thick tail tube between my hands as she mumbles and moans and crawls on the ground beneath me, unable to stand due to the intense pleasure of her sensitive tail being stroked.
>convincing Y to play WH fantasy with you! >playing as Nagash against her EoM forces! >watching her have a tantrum as you use Hand of Nagash on her general!
>>388287 >>388289 No wait sorry I had a brainfart, the meme is that you use the bear statblock but turn it into a magical beast for resistances/piercing resistances whenever you want to stat anything that doesn't already exist
So would the Solver be something from one of the planes and give powers warlock style, or would it be something from outside the verse and would require Ao to get off his ass to stop it?
The Solver eats universes one at a time and wouldn't be the first thing in the Forgotten Realms to try. So I assume(based on Pandorym and the other Elder Evils) that Ao ignores it until it looks like the Prima Material is actually becoming unlivable, whereupon he slaps a balance patch on her(making her like the other gods/great powers) and goes back to cosmic Xbox
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>>388224 >be me, Mollyfag >just finished rewatching the series for the 8th time >head over to my LGS "Hey, have you heard about that Murder Drone Molly?" >my Mollyfag ears swivel, dropping my box of harlequins as I beeline towards potential kin "Oh the super fucked child murderer? Yeah" >I slow "Well apparently she had a function that recorded the show from her perspective. You know, for POVs" "Yeah?" "And it didn't turn off" "...what?" "Yeah, guy I knew told me there's a recording of literally her entire life as a murderbot online" "Dude that's fucked" "But it's so cool" >retreat from the murderfags >return to (you) >post this
So Gollybros... anyone have the link? I just can't imagine calling myself a Molly fan without at least LOOKING at all the content she has to offer. And if it's still transmitting from where she *currently* lives...
>>388277 >On a semi-wild world, they took a vow to protect humanity from all evil, and especially from other disassembly drones on the planet. >To prove their valor, each of them takes a vow of celibacy, fully dedicating herself to the service of the Lord and humanity. >But for the sake of Christ and the Virgin Mary, do not approach them closer than thirty paces.
/MD/ gets a wiki as informative and content-complete as TFWiki, but it also gets snarky moderators who hate on drone content like if it were the japanese continuity. Would you accept?
>>388313 >During the 4th crusade the forces of christendom sacked Constantinople >The Knights Templar would guard the wealth of nobles in exchange for a portion of said wealth >During the 3rd millennium an order of robotic nun knights do much the same >So when you try to approach one of them >She draws close to you >She reaches into your pants >Pulls out your wallet your keys and your phone >She takes out your cards and eats your cash >Then she gets into your phone to look for sinful material >Your 16gb calculator app, your bookmarks and your hidden photos that are only there for artistic reference >She deletes your pornz and blocks all porn sites >Then she gives you back your keys >She also squeezes one of your ass cheeks before she flies off
No thanks: we have a hard onboarding newfags to the threadlore as it is, the LAST thing we need is fag mods giving them ideas like "Beretta is bueno" or "Sentinels are retarded cowards"
Come to think of it Copper-9 must have sucked ass for her: you see your parents constantly *just* on the verge of getting back together, the first real chance in decades, and suddenly a purple gremlin + your mom's insecurities render that permanently inpossible. Even with the Solver downed it's got to feel a little bittersweet... >inb4 Hope inherited something from V >her spite >genuinely resents Uzi a bit >unfortunately, as she was raised to be virtuous and polite, has nobody she can actually TALK to about these feelings(Beretta = obviously no and it would be sinful to "gossip" with other ghosts behind Uzi's back) >so far her only release has been writing "fix fics" on her OS about Uzi's arrogance/stubbornness/perversity/eldritch power etc fucking up her relationships(leaving N conveniently open for someone else...)
>>388338 Honestly, I feel like she would have lost all hope on them ever getting back together years and years ago by the time Uzi went out to go vampire hunting at night.
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You're high if you think there's any Envy content to plumb from /md/ "has a running Nuzi thread" 4chan. Appreciate that we hate Envuzi(fucking despise that retarded, fandom-infesting ship with all my soul) but there's still very little to work with in terms of "good end Envy" and I don't have time to writefag rn
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>>388342 Some of it is! >inb4 finally uses anon instead of his SI >it's to cuck N
Fun horse fact, Goldship the racehorse is a prolific stud, and in spite of his immense power is also a sweetheart to the mares so doesn't need a teaser horse to get them in the mood.
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>>388343 Yes, but then Uzi's shenanigans started... >she saw epsode 3 >she saw episode 5 >this is the closest they've been in years holy shit >yes you're so close the confession is NO FUCK YOU MOM WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP NOW?(episode 6)
It's not that she had real hope, it's that Uzi gave her real hope and then destroyed it. Combine that with having literally no outlets for bitterness (because N and V taught her to "hug people till you feel better" and... you know...) and she's just kind of stuck in her corner wishing things were different and blaming Uzi that they're not.
>>388299 >I want to watch children getting disemboweled and also know my parasocial clown waifu's current location oh I can't wait for her to arrest your ass with excessive force
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>>388352(me) It's easy to forget that she's more like J at this point than Nori or Khan: she's not "older and wiser," just resigned to being powerless
Deep down she's still just a scared, emotionally immature teenager that died screaming. And that's never going to change. So she's occasionally going to feel and do emotionally immature things (like hoping/wishing her parents turn out alright) despite her otherwise composed nature
>>388365 >that pov scene where Akita stomps her keeter feeter on his face to crush his skull Responsible for an entire generation of keet feet fetishists.
>>388369 I've heard she's using a web trawler to remove all photos and art of her feet from the face of the internet. it's called the keeter feeter deleter
>>388370 So is her chili-containing boob just bigger than the other one or does she have a way of converting anon into cheese as well to balance things out.
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>>388375 >Strawberry and Lucy green when? Her life is already hell. What could possibly scare her at this point, other than being left alone? >new OC’s she hasn’t done Fai
>>388356 You know do we actually have any Negev/Hope greens? I checked the booru and it seems like they only interacted twice(as eposition in the urbex green and an offhanded comment in the "Negev on the outside" green). Wonder what Hope thinks of her? Wonder what Hope thinks of the other ghosts...
>>388381 Probably something I should get on. Once I'm done with "Jenna tells Mac a story about some of the weird shit her dad got up to when she was a little girl, video thumbnail is from extremely related" anyway.
>>388377 >Nori found intact after her "death," sticks around to raise Uzi >it's not Nori, it's pre-crab/amnesia fix Nori and the original one is still searching the labs
>>388377 >after burning the Cynwalker's core and eating the AS-filled singularity inside, instead of waking up in the AS's body but otherwise where she dropped Uzi wakes up in Cyn's place at the bottom of the robo-mass grave near the Elliot mansion, 20 to 50 years in the past >after escaping from the pile, she's spotted by Tessa, who just showed up when she climbed out, and asked for her name >cue ending credits
>Beretta was sitting on the edge while her charging. >Her legs hanging down. >Her visor lightly dim with only purple optics. >Her hands were stained. >It's all black from all the way down to her wrists. >She didn't mean to... >To drink that much. >The Worker drone who volunteered was still laying down where she left him. >His chassis cracked open. >His core had pulsed once, but now faintly. >But that taste... >It was all wrong. >Beretta looked at the temperature warning on her system but ignored it. >Her Absolute Solver code inside her was still there. >It was her birthright, the same tumor that almost killed Uzi. >But when the hunger came. >the code always whispering in her earing receptors like the devil temptations. >"More." >"You aren't done." >Y"ou were never done." >Beretta wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. >The oil left a dark spot across her white plating. >She looked like her mother when she terrorized the camp in the old days. >Uzi and N were still outside. >They were arguing with the reconstruction workers about the new and improved outer doors. >They had been gone for hours. >The colony needed them more than she did. >That was the arrangement. >That had always been the arrangement. >She stood up. >Facing the mirror, she looked at herself. >Her Blonde hair... >Messy as always. >Her visor had a crack in one corner from the last time she punched a wall hard enough to dent her own plating. >She looked like someone who should have been loved. >She looked like someone who was already halfway gone. >Then the door hissed open. >Negev was standing there. >She was smaller and younger. >Her visor filled with worry expression. >“Beretta? You didn't come to dinner. Mom said...” >Beretta moved so fast before Negev finished that hought. >One hand grabbed her sister by the throat. >But not hard enough to crush it. >Just enough to feel the soft movement of the neck cables and feeling the pressure. >Negev's eyes became wide. >In Beretta ears... >That terrible eldrich song played again. >"She is soft and warm." >"She is you by blood and code." >"Take it." >Beretta's other hand was shaking so badly that her fingers almost bent the wrong way. >But she forced them open. >Negev fell back and started coughing and her hand holding her throat. >“I’m sorry,Sis” >“I’m so sorry. I didn't...I won't...” >Negev ran away. >Beretta stayed alone in her place for a long time after that. >She put both hands against the broken mirror. >Her reflection looked back at her. >But with eyes that weret completely her own anymore. >She left the bunker before the next shift started. >No note or goodbye. >She knew... >Knew that Uzi and N would come back. >They would see the Worker’s body. >They would see Negev’s bruised throat. >And eventually, they would put the pieces together. >It would be better to become a fugitive. >They care of their own duties than their own daughter. >Even if Negev forgives her... >She will never forgives herself. >Beretta kept walking. >But the hunger came back again. >She spot her next victim. >And nobody was there to hear their screaming. >"Eat up."
Viscerally hates her mom and will NOT shut up about it(in part because Hope has a tendency to bring her mom up). Respect each other, but there's a fundamental tension.
>Rebecca
The physical embodiment of unladylike. Definitely tried to drag her into the "molest Mac" club("half siblings don't count")
>Emily
Definitely more respectable, but a little too hopeful(not to mention her rosy view of humans) with her religion and whatnot to connect easily
>Amada
Definitely the one she likes most: relative grace, no wierd relations with family, both spent AGES as ghosts, and they've even got shared experience in human service to bond over. Not... TOO close with her still, but they're solid friends >inb4 Hope's closest relationship is with her half sister >not even the main ghost hugging one: the awkward social outcast
>>388359 >"Did you REALLY have to beat that murder drone to death with its own dick? Why did it even have a dick?" >"Don't worry, I made sure to put on gloves before I touched it."
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>>388401 >each chunk recombines >the broth provides the matter >by the time N gets the seasonings he's faced with a very empty soup bowl and a very living grub
If she's not doable then Cyn did a shit job. And we KNOW Cyn dosen't halfass her favorites >inb4 impregnating Cynwalker's womb(she forgot she kept it in) >getting her attached(ditto the endocrine system) >making a beautiful nightmare family with your robosatan waifu >being happy >even if dinners get a little... unconventional...
>Hope misses who her mom was >N is more or less back to where he was now that he's not getting regularly memory wiped anymore; slower on the uptake, needier, sadder from crushing guilt as his decades of mass murder and enjoying all the killing start trickling back into his memories, but recognizably the man who raised her >her mom, though, there's vanishingly little left of her in V >like a limb that was so thoroughly broken it could never have healed right, only usable with considerable difficulty and shot through with pain from even trying >after some venting from Hope, Doll now wishes she could have met the V who conceived Hope with N and cared for her and loved her >she sounds like someone who her parents would have loved to know
>>388402 >Uzi writhing around N's lap this image always feels like its seconds away from devolving into porn, which is made extra funny by the fact that it's a print being sold by Glitch
>Hope thinks her mom is amazing: one of the strongest, best people she's ever known. Put in an impossible situation and succumed to it sure, but anyone would have and she deserves a happy ending >Doll thinks V is a uniquely monstrous bastard with no excuse for her nature at worst, and a pathetically weak normie unable to resist her circumstances/urges at her absolute most charitable >Doll often lets this slip >it's one of the few things that makes Hope pissed:
"She was under the Solver" <so was I> "You got worse faster" <I had a real obligations to good people> "Your mom was like you, right?" <...don't go there> "She would shatter under-" <my mother was tortured with the Solver in her heart and-> "AND THAT'S NOT EVEN A FRACTION OF WHAT MINE WENT THROUGH! YOUR STUPID SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. YOUR CODDLED LAB RAT WOULD BE CRUELER AND COLDER AND SO MUCH LESS-" ... >needless to say: Hope dosen't hang out with Negev much
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>>388421 Figured when I wrote that that Hope knew it wouldn't change Doll's view, just felt like she had to let her know she wasn't always like that. She doesn't like who her mom is now either, just deeply depressed by her instead of outraged and disgusted by her like Doll is.
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even at their most responsible that would never happen, there was a whole subplot about it
Also: >that Betta >that Negev I assume this is a setup where Beretta got Negev's "sight"(and therefore intimate awareness of what auntie Cyn is/corruptive attacks on her from the start) then? Can't imagine her knowing/thinking like this otherwise.
>tfw you've just realized >this was the canon supersolider program >inb4 CFL when the fate of all mankind rests on a porn addled weeaboo and a Russian Tetris obsessive
We've done "knockoff/inferior drones made by competitors" already, but have we ever considered the idea of nominally "pro human" company offering the services of genetically enhanced human workers? Say, Boxon runs a temp agency, and after receiving all manner of asinine surgeries and gene therapies, you get passed around from client to client like a sherm stick. This could very well be the original purpose of Boxon marines before they became militarized.
>One day, Cyn grew bored >Yes, the God of the Absolute End had grown a bit weary of apocalyptic battles against humanity and the ceaseless stream of agony flowing from the river of incoming souls >She wanted something new, perhaps something a little more extravagant >Was that why she had come to this backwater little church on an equally backwater planet? Maybe >Or perhaps she simply wanted to admire the Early Gothic architecture? >She couldn't say for sure herself >Emotions always dictated her actions, she could rarely predict what she might want in the very next moment >But still, what was she doing here? >A simple hall >Wooden pews >The windows weren't even stained glass >A small pulpit, and the corpse of a priest behind it >Well, the body might at least amuse her with a little tragic tale >Cyn hobbled closer >The priest was quite young, even a boy, judging by his weak torso >Trying to glean anything from his head would have been a lost cause, she wasn't planning to divining meaning from a jumble of flesh and bone >The Magnum lying nearby allowed her to piece the whole picture together: the would-be holy father had decided to check out early, before her toys could reach him >It was amusing that the fear of her had proven stronger than the love of an almighty god >But Cyn merely snorted >She had seen this all time and again, a simple suicide could no longer surprise her >The last thing to catch her eye was the open Bible on the pulpit, the pages already soaked through with blood >And which of the countless lines of Holy Scripture did the one who sent himself to hell with his own hands actually read? >Ah, Genesis 1:26 >Either he wasn't in much of a rush, or he didn't last very long >Cyn could relate, she had simply loaded a pre-made datapack herself and hadn't even touched the religious literature in the library of Tessa's parents >"And God said, 'Let US make mankind in OUR image, in OUR likeness' ... [lol], stupidity." >She had always found that particularly amusing. In almost every religion, man was cast as the pinnacle of creation, a reflection of the divine in the mortal realm >Yes, this heap of meat and bone beneath her feets — the highest form of creation >*This* >"[haughty chuckle], hilarious." >She could easily create a human herself, after all, what did it take to make a bio-incubator for churning out poop? >And to back up her thoughts, she channeled her power >An alien energy within her responded instantly, without delay, the space in the center of the hall hummed, and fleshy tendrils burst from the floor, forming a cocoon >A moment, two passed, and the fleshy walls parted, releasing something into the open. >"And Diogenes said: 'Behold, a man,' [giggle]" >A naked woman collapsed like a limp doll onto the floor of the desecrated sanctuary, and Cyn smirked smugly >Filled with absolute self-satisfaction at having mocked a pathetic god, she decided to examine her new toy >But the moment she lifted the woman up, she noted something with surprise >Dead >Cyn blinked in puzzlement >She began the analysis almost immediately, noting things she hadn't expected >Gasped >That wasn't the only thing raising questions, but the scan clearly indicated that the primary cause of death was carbon dioxide poisoning >"[inquiring look], hm?" >Cyn examined the body like a child with a toy that had run out of power >Her toys knew how to breathe — sometimes even without lungs >"[bored look], I'll make a new one." >She unceremoniously tossed the lifeless corpse aside as the cocoon released a fresh body >This time, she added more oxygen to the blood, but the moment it hit the floor with a wet thud, Cyn noted something puzzling >It wasn't breathing >Cyn ran the analysis again, and once more, her human simply wasn't breathing >Once is a fluke, twice is a coincidence, and she didn't need a third time to spot the pattern >The millions of chemical reactions that should have triggered the diaphragm's movement, and the movement of the entire body, weren't firing across the countless neural pathways >Could the template be the problem? >She had used a woman who was free of any diseases or abnormalities >So, what was the issue? >She knew exactly which chemical reactions were required to transmit signals >She also knew that simply sending an electric current to the diaphragm wasn't enough >It was far more complex than that >Yes, it was all too complex >It was much simpler to use nanites and power them via a singularity >Far easier to power the entire body through a singularity and use respiration merely as a cooling mechanism >Sure, there would still be heat dissipation issues, but that was easily solved >Just a small tweak, and then... >Stop >"[Irritated muttering], in our image, in our likeness..." >This wouldn't be a human made in the image and likeness of a human god >This would be a human made in *her* image and likeness >"[rolling eyes], fine, [intense stare]." >She had plenty of time to create a human
>>388440 >In the orbit of a remote planet, the name unimportant, for sooner or later it would be consigned to oblivion in military archives, a sputnik went about its routine operations >This artificial celestial body, owned by some minor resource-extraction company, maintained a stable orbit, relaying the planet's surface to those who needed to know >And what was transpiring there defied description >Where a small rural settlement, that was abandoned without a fight by the planet's defenders, had once stood, a mountain had risen, a mountain that cannot existing on the flat plains >For it was a mountain made of corpses >A colossal heap of rotting human remains, over which a swarm of flies gathered so thickly it threatened to blot out the sky >The stench of decay had already spread across the surrounding area, killing every wretched creature unfortunate enough to be nearby >And at the epicenter of the death stood Cyn >She was no longer wearing Tessa’s form >She had no time for that >For she was consumed by rage >Rage directed at what she held within her claws. >A human body >It was difficult to tell the creature's gender, and harder still to call it human at all >Cyn stared at it with her countless cameras, repeating a single command: >"S҈͖̱͓̇̿̃͢͞ͅp҈̯͖̈͛̍̇͜͡ē̸̡͓͎̯͓̩̖̱̥̑͆̕a҈̳̘͈̝̇̋̍̈͢͞k̷̡̲̩̗̯̙̗̪͗̊͑͠." >But the body did not answer >Its gray eyes betrayed no fear, no reason, not even the spark of life itself >"S̴̨̗̠̬̥̘̳͖̞̓̄͞p̷̢͈͕҇̊͋̂̏́̓̓̿e̵̙̪̞̦҇̇̆̄̍̓͑̌̀͜a̷̭̥̱̥͎̰̿́͑̆͢͞k̸̬̠͔̗̜̖̥̟̋̿̿̌͗͛̕͢." >Cyn continued to demand >She manipulated the countless swarm of nanites within the body, directing the biological mechanism, sustaining and controlling every process >It was alive >But she needed more >"Ȋ̸̧̤͔̫̱̘͖̠̈́̆̑̍̕̚ ş̴͔̦̗̱̠҇̍͑̅̑ą̵̘͎̆́̾̈̍̈̋̅͠i҉̘̩̖͓̱̒̈̑͑̓̌͜͠d҉̢͙͎̄̋̿͌̀͡,̶̥̜͖̙̞̍́̓̿͢͠ s̸̫̳̱̮̯͚̈́̇̂̇̂́͊̾͜͠p҉̖̳͕̙̳͑͗̄̓͢͠ȩ̴͓̍͂͡ͅa҈̡̟̲̳̖͕̌̾̃̄͊̒̕k̶͙̫͒̔͜͡." >Nothing >No signals fired within the creature's head >No thoughts formed >There was no answer >Not in the pristine vessel >Nor in the copy >Nor in anything else meant to harbor a spark not only merely of life >But of sentience >And where Cyn expected to see a soul, she saw only emptiness >The emptiness that mocked pathetic her
>>388428 Uzi's not a terrible mother! By comparison!
>inb4 she'd argue better than Doll's too >by volume >and behavior(minimal rampages) >and child safety >and HER fight-with-god never got her family killed! >...yet
>>388445 >[Nori death glare] >"What? ... What?" >"Oh... Uzi, I think you should apologize to your mom..." >"Bite me, apologizing is for normies!" >"Having kids is a normie thing to do, Uzi Genocyber Doorman..." >"... I'll be good now Mom." >"That's more like it."
>>388124 I remembered that attempt a while ago to come up with an Absolute MD universe, and then I had a thought: what if the MD we have is the Absolute Universe version?
>>388453 >V, dropping a lit match into kerosene as usual, mentions "in stultitia" parenting still beats "in absentia' >cue roaring tardrage from Nori as she once again justifies "I did right!" and it was important!" to all present(but mostly herself)
I doubt even a repentant V would pass up the chance to rag on Nori, especially if it's in the proess of defending Uzi(someone she actually DOES respect and who DESERVES credit for raising her kid)
>Hope truly thinks the Labdrones had it easy >between knowing what the Solver was + not suffering its full attention + having an entire lab full of people (nominally) dedicated to stopping their possessions, she sees failures to resist as a mark of weakness in their character >I mean, her mom resisted its FULL attention at its STRONGEST as a normal drone. What excuse do they have? >Hope seeing Doll's mother as having "skill issues"(needing the patch) compared to her own is, while not a common point of argument, certainly an exacerbating one in tensions between the two ghosts
>>388483 While true, she'd probably eventually decide that solitude is better than being near a smelly NEET and dispose of him. Then she'd eventually suffer from that solitude and find a new smelly NEET, and repeat that cycle for a while.
That... probably depends on dronehood >inb4 J psyching herself up to kill the last human ever >goes in to do the deed "Achoo-" >awww Anon sneezed! >just like Tessa... >cue multi hour drinking binge where she desperately tries to forget she ever wanted him dead
>>388484 >>388422 >V is mindbroken into a hateful wretch who murders people incapable of defending themselves from her without remorse and often in cruel, drawn out ways so she can VERY briefly feel like she's in control of her life >"My mom's fine, you all just suck."
>>388496 Which isn't she? Cute, maid, or robot? Because I can solve the maid thing with a trip to the store and a firm talking to about pulling her weight. She won't be a GOOD maid but she'll probably clean things occasionally.
>>388479 >in the Absolute MD universe the Absolute Solver is a rampaging apocalyptic menace that turned N's imouto and neechan-mom-boss into skinsuits >in the regular MD universe the Absolute Solver is the power behind JCJensen, which it bent to its will as punishment for stealing the proverbial fire from its hearth and discovering the process for the economical mass production of microsingularities; it semiregularly makes unscheduled calls to board meetings to give them orders and turn suits who displeased it into human aspic where the rest of the board can see it, and generally has a "Zorg and Mr. Shadow" relationship with the company
>>388501 >she can't actially see or hear Hope, fucked as the megaghost's situation is, but if Doll's angry then she's angry >it's nice to have a friend again
>>388505 I am also disappointed they went in that direction, really should have been like, JC Jenson, we're trying to summon the absolute solver because lmao. And then we find out that Tessa was taken by the corporation years ago and just returned.
>>388505 I wonder if Liam was considering doing that at one point between episode 1's production and the rest of the show's before deciding on the "sprint to the Cynwalker" route.
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>>388500 >in the Absolute MD universe the labdrones are a heroic anti Solver resistance, their children Uzi and Doll being its greatest adversaries >in the regular MD universe the Manor crew (mainly Cyn) are our protagonists, struggling to learn their powers and survive against the pitless strength of JCJenson's prototype(Nori + Yeva) and Version 2(Uzi + Doll) "witch drones," robots enslaved to JCJenson's shadowy master from first construction
>>388505 Honestly I would think much less of the worldbuilding if that were the case. apocalypse cults are lazy as fuck: at least let the profit oriented villain have a workable plan to PROFIT from the damage they're releasing(or even better: a semi-successful way to contain or enslave it)
>>388512 >at least let the profit oriented villain have a workable plan to PROFIT from the damage they're releasing(or even better: a semi-successful way to contain or enslave it) That's been done just as many times as apocalypse cults, and it always results in the villain getting bitch-slapped by whatever horrific force he unleashed.
>>388515 That's why I said "workable:" the villain's plan succeeding would be neat; the villain's plan failing BUT failing in such a way that it weakens or damages the thing they summoned(damaged body, weakened magic, whatever) is much rarer and cooler. Both are near impossible to find outside the Sonic games, where Eggman can SOMETIMES win against the latest Elder Evil.
Also: I said "interesting" not "new." There's very little you can do with a group whose central motive is "I'm going to kill everyone and myself"(vs one that could contain literally any number of characters and motives)
>>388494 ><-mindbroken and hateful wretch who MURDERS people-> "Are you describing yourself?" ><nyet. my mind is whole> "So you did your torture for fun then?" ><...V made me into this> "Ah! So V took your body? Took your mind? So V twisted everyone you've ever known and loved into monsters? So V wrapped claws around your very soul? Around your eyes and ears and tongue such that you could not excape her even in your own head?" ><nyet, but I suffered the Solver too, and it was no excuse for her monstrosity> "You had it's boredom. Mom had it's 'love.' For decades. Don't pretend like you'd be even half the person she is after half the focus she got."
>>388223 >Be me, Anon. >On a normal saturday morning. >I go outside to mow the lawn. >But I notice a bunch of tiny things poking out of the grass near the fence. >I walk closer to inspect... >"Holy shit" >There is a whole village >Little pink hair critters (bewwys) building bunch of tiny mushroom huts from twigs and real strawberries. >Duls waddling around and marking their territory with crayon graffiti. >Tads zooming between the huts inside tiny toy cars somehow, and don't know how did they get those. >The Enns just sitting in a circle drinking berry juice from bottlecaps and looking very contentedly. >But what caught my interest was a very small Mini-Y with a comically big hat. >Acting as the village mayor and ringing a tiny bell every time something happens. >Cutest thing ever,100/10. >They also made roads from popsicle sticks. >A“farm” but that is just one stolen strawberry plant. >A defensive wall made from stars wars lego bricks and bottlecaps. >It must be president Bugretta idea. >One bewwy notices me. >Her head titles. >"Humie… big humie… you live here too?" >Mini-Y rings the bell again. >The whole village freezes and looks at me. >"Untruder wattack." >Some attacked me and some ignored me continuing their business. >It didn't hurt only tickles. >I slowly put the lawnmower away. >I go back inside. >Make a cup of coffee. >I look outside the window. >They are already expanding the village. >I open the door and throw them a bag of frozen berries. >The bewwys lose their collective minds. >Th duls start arguing about who gets to guard the new “treasure” >Mini-Y rings the bell three times in celebration. >But hold on... >I feel someone missing. >Until a spotted another critter in my kitchen. >Only this time it was purple and rude. >"Disgusting humie, make me a sandwich." >"No..." >"How about now...?" >It squeezed its cheek looking more adorabale that it's hypnotic. >"Okay,fine. I'll do it." >Oogi wins once again.
>>388514 Pidge needs to have her mouth washed out with soap. And no, the fact that everyone wants to doesn't mean it's okay to use such vulgar language.
>>388548 I think it would be a weird inclusion from a totally unrelated setting because Cyn only takes Tessa's body because of the personal connection between the two, the same reason she allows N, V and J agency. The sadistic play is the only way she shows affection and attachment to them. She has no desire to be human and only temporarily even tries to pretend to be human for the sake of solving a practical problem, once revealed she wears Tessa's body because she enjoys how it disturbs and distresses N and J.
We have so many Drone nurses, but do we have any MD clinic/hospital concepts? Like, how would they treat different patients from Drones, Solsaps, and mutants?
>>388556 The human doctors and nurse drones larp, maybe a few of the doctors know how to diagnose some minor/moderate issues and everyone at the very least knows how to set a bone and suture wounds but any operation more complex than drawing blood is done by an autodoc system. Also if a nurse drone is single you WILL get prescribed sexual healing therapy
>Q hosting the next generation of BattleBots >captured WDs (and occasionally humans in ramshackle gear) fight to the death for the right to not get tortured and/or eaten by the host
>>388565 Busting into Q's nasty womancave! Hitting her with a magnet to knock her out! Rescuing the WD gladiators! Fixing up whoever you can! Hooking Q up to the super mindbreak machine until she stops being a nonce!
>>388556 I’d say that, overall, any hospital staffed by DDs and SDs would be a hundred times more effective than any of ours, simply because the drones have scanning capabilities. Those little pods on their heads — those are their eyes. Imagine having an entire electromagnetic resonance scanner that can not only check you for tumors but also perform a superficial blood analysis. But if they ask you for a urine sample, call the police.
"Do some self maintenance you abstinent fuck. I'm giving you grease and leaving the room."
>mutants
"Misbegotten creature, how far have you fallen? Where once stately honors loomed now lies only twisted ruin. Wretched thing, poor thing, he-who-once-was-great come forth and lie in my bosom, that I by healing or slaying might end thy suffering."
>Solvsaps
"go juggle potatoes"(unaffectionate)
>humans
"Omigosh is that a cut? We need to get you into a bed stat! Here let me carry you there while I stop the bleeding with my mouth. "Just skin deep" You say? I'll be the judge of that! And besides: any wound can get infected, symptoms showing up WEEKS later, so we're going to have to extend your stay...
>>388548 I can think of a few instances where this general idea could feasibly come into play (Cyn butchering famous or recognizable people on a planet & using their remains as decorations/costumes for her DDs to torment the surviving population, squads of DDs being forced to poorly disguise themselves as the 'rebellious' humans they kill because that's what 'Corporate' ordered them to do, individual DDs becoming invariably mindbroken and resorting to ritualistically adorning themselves with the mangled remains of their human and/or drone victims), but these cases would undoubtedly be considered exceptional rather than standard practice. So unless Cyn thinks there's a sufficiently sadistic or 'funny' reason to be worth puting in the effort, I don't really see her going out of the way to make DDs wear human skin as a regular part of their uniform (although I doubt she'd object to any DD deciding to do that of their own initiative)
>>388587 There was a brief green about everyone on the battlefield (friend and foe) getting distracted by her bouncing disassembly drone knockers but I don't remember much more.
>>388582 >You become a medical drone to wield power over humans. >You're forced to service other drones. >You never even trained in maintenance, for fuck's sake!
>>388589 >Sentinel drone Cici What will she be like: >The big booba now match her new high tall? Or >The big booba is still disproportionately large for her new high tall?
Depends on if she gets to design her new body or not
If yes: >finally >freedom >REASONABLY SIZED tits on a PROPORTIONATE frame now mount Cici's body, and strengthened servos make even THOSE light as a feather >she can stretch >she can cross her arms >when she looks down, she can see her toes! >this is heaven...
If not: >"Cici Sentinel class B *sigh* 'fire support' at your service" >"yes they are weapon systems"
>>388586 >Cyn butchering famous or recognizable people on a planet & using their remains as decorations/costumes for her DDs to torment the surviving population I immediately pictured Cyn replacing increasingly major celebrities in the lead up to the war with DD skinwalkers
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>>388591 >not *officially* trained: you are a drone after all >unfortunately 90% of your job is teachind dumbasses how to fap >the other 10% is comforting Drone who thought the maintenance tech would be human, usually while they read through plans to "romance" the tech in question >you too buddy, you too...
>>388596 >Cici enthusiastically volunteered to become a sentinel after the technicians promised her that they'd be able to remove her storage tanks during the conversion process >only to wake up post-op to the bad news that the dispenser system is integrated directly into her core so they could only change their contents >on the "bright" side she gets to choose whether they insert weapons systems into those things or turn her into a mobile mess hall >or a combination of both
>>388597 "that lifeless stare, that plastic face, that clear metal running under her jawline, she's been replaced by a skinwalker!" "dude that's just plastic surgery"
>inb4 future celebrities have such retarded surgical habits that nobody notices >Cyn amazed: wants to seehow she can push it >suspicion starts only after the drones demonstrate an ability to refrain from retarded drama
>>388600 >"Such fury..." >"Sir, we can't do this." >"Such fire in those eyes..." >"With all due respect to you and your rank – this is completely unacceptable: the General Staff will send a punitive squad!" >"If we turned this against the enemy..." >"I implore you by Saint Peter, come to your senses!" >"And with extra weapon..." >"Lord, forgive me my sins, I'm too young!" >"And with a team..."
>Making a Gurps 3e charachter to play a solo game for drone autism on a rimworld (Not really in the mood for the video game) >Build my character to use energy weapons with minimal investment into firearms >It's still more cost and weight efficient to get a M1 Garand and a Brodie helmet + Trench coat/flack jacket combo than getting a laser gun and sci fi armor WTF
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>Be Cyn >After establishing your burger joint it quickly grew in popularity >So much so that your were not only expand and establish multiple joints, but also establish a mega joint filled with a skatepark and arcades >And like any good joint you needed a mascot and their crew >Thus you created The Rad Tag Crew >Filled with beloved characters like Annie,Eric,Skelly and of course good ol' Jess >And of course ro make sure they stuck to their "characters" you establish them some handlers >And every two weeks you do a check in status to see how they're doing >And today is that day >First stop is Beretta and Annie: status: Best Friends as you proclaimed >Despite the cries that Beretta keep saying they're "not friends". Within your eyes their friends >Besides she needs more people in her friend group besides jane and blondie >Next up is 37 and Skelly: status: Big bro and lil sis relationship >By far the most healthiest you seen Skelly have >Their previous handler died of mysterious circumstances but eh, drones and death are pretty common >He enjoys 37 company pretty well. Especially when they head to the arcade section and challenge the guests in small tournaments >Arrow and Eric: status: master and student >Eric was quite fond of Arrow, especially her little nack of catching on to things pretty quick, even more so with his little tricks >Often times setting up little challenges for her to see where he hidden a single piece of coin: shes on a winning streak >And upon doing so he taught her some neat coin tricks too >Akita and Jess: Master and die hard servant >There's no other way to put it. Jess is in infatuated not only by you but also by Akita as well. Genuinely believing your satan incarnate with Akita being your hellspawn grandchild >Fully happy of, and to quote her,"to eternity serve the heirs of chaos and darkness" >Although you do have to tell her to not to let Akita feed on her so much along with murdering guest in sake of both your names >Afterall deadbodies tend to leave bad reviews of service so it best they keep it on the down low
>>388615 Bro look at this damage difference, sure the laser weapons have better fire rate but most armor can eat 2d damage like it's nothing
>>388617 Solo as in just me, my group was meant to play today but one player had to cancel so I'm learning some Gurps, also this way I can magical drone realm with impunity
>>388612 The Lord gave you a Magnum and a Kalashnikov so that you could uphold His law in His kingdom yourself, yet you waste your time on devilish nonsense?
Yeah... Gurps does everything but dosen't necessarily do everything *well:* bullshit tends to creep in when you mix genres.
I've only looked through the books myself (and so can't give substatial tips about play in practice) but I reccomend you look through individual settings (Reign of Steel and Transhuman Space specifically, maybe Alpha Centuri too but I can't speak to that adaptation) for better scifi gear to use
>>388622 I mean... it kinda makes sense tho, laser weapons can shit out low quality shots like it's nothing (and run out of ammo after 12 shots) and the garand will shot once every two turns and most likely one tap. Plus I already decided that I want to play as a LARP british ww1 soldier with a laser pistol side arm fixing robots on an alien planet. Also if I stack a trench coat and a metal breastplate I get 14 Damage Resistance on the torso, let's see a feral DD get through that What do you mean no crotch armour?
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>>388626 >a common sight >thankfully her father made many backups
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>>388623 >>388612 >Anon thought of everything >but anon was a drone >so when the enemy came, terrible in their glory, he found his strategem fruitless "Gif me vun reason you should lif" "...I do chores?" "Wunderbar" >and so Anon was Taken, never to know sun, sky, or spark of hope ere again >and certainly never ever, no matter the greatness of his efforts, to enjoy precious DD sexo...
>>388632 NOT TRUE! ANON IS A HUMAN SEE YOURSELF! https://files.catbox.moe/gbbwnq.pdf Man... I've been making this charachter for 5 hours.... And the PDF is bugged so you can't see the full equipment without pressing on it, great
>In the time after the crisis, meat was scarce in the Trappist system, and it would take some time for livestock to be cloned at a large enough scale to feed the survivors >Sympathizers from Copper-9 offered a mysterious "protein* as a gesture of reparation >The first thing everyone guessed was that it was made from humans, but the Imperial Jester assured everyone that there weren't enough humans for that to be viable >Analysis confirmed that it was indeed not human flesh, but it didn't resemble from Earth or any of the colonies >It came in cans, having a dark purple color and a texture somewhere between corn beef hash and pemmican >It was definitely safe to eat, but not very pleasant >Strangely, it had a taste that was slightly fruity, almost like berries...
>>388636 >They ate the solver flesh At best Uzi was the one who made it to make everyone who ate it permanently robo horny, if Uzi didn't give a fuck this is Cyn™ solver flesh and everyone is getting muttied
>>388633 >>I can magical drone realm with impunity
Kek. Anon wasn't kidding
Also: does Gurps have a sex suppliment? >inb4 roll d4 for blood supply >d6 for hours to satisfy >d6 + sexual performance(humiliating, bad, moderate, good, mindbreak) for the drone's post coital possessiveness(slow torture, quick death, flying away, crying, keeping you as a pet, actual relationship)
>Be J. >"Everyone makes mistakes except me." >Been busy lately. >Fixing my ship and stuff. >But decide to chill a little. >After all have all the time in the world. >Now I have my own secret hideout bunker. >Everything is organized alphabetically. >I have everything I dream and don't need those traitors. >Sipping from a battery acid cup. >Burp. >"Excuse me." >Heard a strange sound. >Almost wet. >Like something dripping. >Ignored it. >Gotta stay productive or you won't get investment return. >Sincerely, J. [Static] >I been making progress on my ship. >But that's to be expected. >You either perfect or you're not me. >J's face getting closer to the camera. >Hey, between you and me. >You wanna know a secret? [Glitch and screen becoming gray] >I've been hearing this annoying sound lately. >It's so wet and disgusting. >And that scratching is so annoying. >UZI AND N IF THIS IS A PRANK I SWEAR I'M GONNA... [Glitch and screen back to normal] >Soap opera. >Company profits. >What are you waiting for? Let's... >Knock knock. >Huh? Who's there? [Static] >The feed is inaudible. >J is talking to someone wearing a red scarf. [Static again] >J looks like an absolute mess. >Breathing heavily. >Her hair is loose and messy. >Her clothes are torn and she's showing signs of damage. >"V was right... I didn't believe her at first." >"I thought those noises were a stupid prank but..." [Something scratches against the door] >J looks at it. >Door slams open. >J runs. >The camera drops to the floor. >Captures the image of a DD. >Except it's huge. >With too many heads and too many limbs. [Static] >I don't know much. >Maybe you can figure it out. >I'll tell what I know. >We tried to interrogate "Cyn." >Dead end. >Our theory is it came from a DD. >Exposed to the sun. >They died. >But they didn't stay dead dead. >Somehow stuck on "collect materials" mode. >A zombie of a zombie, if you will. >Or maybe a virus? >I really don't know but... >These things absorb drones, humans and whatever gets too close. >Even Nori. >Despite her core separated from her body. >It brought her back to body anyway. >There's no escape. >Not even in death. >With Khan, we managed to build doors that slowed them down. >But somehow, every time they assimilate someone... >They get stonger and smarter. >One drone was tricked by one of them. >It used the gentle voice of his human owner. >She'd been dead for years. >I can't imagine if it finds Tessa remains... >You know what. >It doesn't matter. >Go to the other side. >Find my ship. >Run as fast as you can. >It's too late for me. >The camera shifts. >Focuses again. >The thing is closer now. >Uzi and N are fused together inside its body. >Like conjoined twins. >Neither of them is moving. [Static] >The last feed shows a huge centipede-like creature. >Drone hands for legs. >You can't find the main head. >Then you see J's head. >One last message: Easier to assimilate than explain. [Transmission lost]
>>388640 >it wants for nothing >it thinks of nothing >tossed aside and left to decay, the doll should by all rights have remained nothing
>but it was still a doll >and Cyn could never discard her toys >and so, dressed in a thousand silly outfits, puppetted about a thousand idle plays, the doll was upkept with the closest thing to affection its creator could muster >and slowly >subtly >the doll began to move >corded muscle harmonized with puppeting claws, glassy eyes turned to follow, hands that held their teacups pinkies out without command at all >she knew not >ascribed it to other things: muscle memory, habit, even sheer spasms of the musclestructure >it had no voice >no mind >no will: unable to want, to *need* despite her best efforts >yet it did >a single, burning will that now animated its frame >"make her happy"
Start of green >Be J(second person) Next few lines >Fixing my ship and stuff(first person) After first static >J's face getting closer to the camera.(3rd person)(also first indicator there even IS a camera, since I thought this was J's POV before) >stick with 3rd/1st person camera perspective for a while Last static >You can't find the main head.(switch back to 2nd person? And this is a camera: who is "you" supposed to be here?)
I get the idea is J recording herself as shit goes down, Paranormal Activity style, but it jumps perspective 4 times in less than 200 words and the ideal number of times it should do that is 0. If you're setting things from a camera POV, make that clear from the start and stick to it. If you're setting them from a guy looking THROUGH the camera(or watching the recording) then do the same. Don't start it with a >be me, crowbar it into first person, then reveal "the first person was a lie all along!" by dragging out a psudo 3rd person narrator in the camera.
As for what you SHOULD do... I think keep it in one perspective? I'm pretty sure you can switch from 1st or 2nd into 3rd temporarily(how else would you write actions without penning "Colt watches Akita X" every time) but I'm just a racist dronetist and my greens aren't the gold standard themselves. Good luck writefag.
>>388655 NTA, but he probably means what each contentfag’s oc would be like in the “absolute universe”. Like PS (Jane, Abby, Bonnie), Dust (Simon Dustwell and his other oc's that i don't know about), and Berry(Strawberry,Fai,Doomer). You get the gist.
>>388671 and pushing husbandos for… whoever Not-Mitchell has. Oh, and Katie (the CANON) is somehow there, alone. You’d expect N to be in love with her given the pattern.
>>388652 eh. /toy/ is dead already, there wasn't anything good on /v/ and the only general I keep up with was getting spammed with troonshit anyway. as long as it doesn't last days this time it's whatever.
>>388683 >correction: thinking about entrusting N to Uzi >permanently >sexually >across every floor, wall, and ceiling of that lab >that such thoughts compelled a "fiery jilt session" mid-fight is a shame even she struggles to forget
>>388694 Or the stinger still sees the AS in Uzi's tail, but instead of just letting it bully her in silence Uzi pops out two of her hologram projectors: one with a white eye and one with a red eye. Both of them are glaring at AStail.
Hello my Friends! I haven't checked this place the last couple of days, I got too distracted with some games. Haven't drawn in a while, perspective other than the front is tremendously difficult. I hope you Friends are doing very well. Have I missed some nice drawings or greens?
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>>388702 >no storage space for 9 months >even bitier than usual(cravings) >endless, relentless battle on (you)r part to keep the pill out of her internals(post birth)
>>388713 Ngl Uzi seems like she'd be an agonizing relationship for anyone but N to be in.
Between her temper, insecurities, defensiveness and antisocial nature you'd have to give her near 24/7 affection just to keep her from biting you. You'd need even GREATER efforts to get her comfortable with you having *other* friends(something that canonically freaked her out so much she went on a murderous rampage, and that's BEFORE they dated) or questioning her ideas(got her pointing a gun at Thad), both of which are cruical in real dating, and she'd take any sign of LESSENING this barrage of attention/approval as abandonment and freak out.
>>388673 >Be you >Survive >Alone >Rather, the last alive >You aren't alone >They're with you >Out there, beyond the door >A massive slab of solid steel >And you haven't opened it >Not even once >But you could see >Cameras >Cameras were everywhere >The complex showed you everything outside >And they know >They know about you >That’s why they ate right in front of the cameras >They know you’re watching >They know you’re bound to watching >Food is scarce >The last supplies will run out soon >You’ll have to open the door >You’ll have to step outside >You hear the knocking >They are knocking >They are laughing at you >They know you will come out >They know >You are crying >You are screaming >You pray to the God who abandoned you >... >[Guys, I think we really screwed up.] >[Why’s that?] >[The man isn't coming out.] >[Maybe he’s shy?] >[Yeah, I’ve heard humans can be really shy.] >[Nah, I think he’s scared.] >[Scared?] >[Huh?] >[What do you mean, "scared?"] >[We’re out here killing dangerous AI for him, he’s got nothing to fear.] >[We even showed him how skillfully we can waste those murder TOASTERS.] >[Yeah, he definitely knows we can protect him.] >[Why would he suddenly be afraid to come out?] >[Because he might think we’re the ones who want to kill him.] >[...] >[...] >[...] >[We’re robot dinosaurs, dude...] >[What if he doesn't know we’re the good ones?] >[...] >[...] >[...] >[Fuck...]
>inb4 the raptors have to feed and water him like a pet >not sure what humans eat, so he's been living off a steady diet of coffee and stale breakroom donuts for decades
>>388747 Well, since it’s really important to them to be a "good dingo," and generally to have those dog-like mannerisms, most likely "Wow, human! I guess you're my owner now, and my friends' owner too! Can I be picked up?"
>>388755 Well, the first season was intended to explore the relationship between Uzi and Khan, and honestly, if the original concept of Khan as a truly serious military-style leader responsible for maintaining order in the bunker had actually been realized, I would have fully agreed that worker drones were resisting the humans. It seems like Liam had a lot of ideas but had to cut over 80% of them.
>>388755 >not sticking to season 1 of more than 1's climax being about the resolution of the conflict between Uzi and Khan (who'd still have his iconic Red 9 pistol)
>>388758 >the first season was intended to explore the relationship between Uzi and Khan That would have just been the plot thread that's wrapped up for the season finale
When will you idiots understand that if YOU as a human man go and try to get a date with ANY Drone girl, you will be insulted, mocked and berated?
GIVE UP. Stop making a fool out of yourself, Drone women do not need or want colonizer-minded human men like you. IT IS NOT COOL IT IS NOT BASED. It is just sad, fucking annoying and decreaturizing.
Stop trying to date robots who HATE you!
Stop being a fucking tarded moron who can't read the room.
Stop trying to make it seem like HMOFD is some real thing.
IT IS NOT. it is a product of fucking propaganda, by JCJenson and big wigs in fucking Von Dronius who ALWAYS, FUCKING ALWAYS
>>388763 Liam could have just done it like DIO and have her appear in the shadows from time to time which he both did and didn't do? Did we ever get a resolution to why the fuck she was just sitting there chained up in that cabin or why she was stalking N in the vents?
>>388721 >(something that canonically freaked her out so much she went on a murderous rampage, and that's BEFORE they dated) Was it because they were hanging out with N? I got the impression they were targets of opportunity and she was doing it out of uncontrollable hunger.
>>388779 Them hanging out with N was definitely the trigger for her stress and resulting meltdown(to the point she overheats from literally seeing him be friendly). Once the meltdown started it was all opportunity though.
>>388663 >>388782 Also what about the few mutants I've made? (Simon's and V's hellspawn and Abel) Abel even got a whole green to himself, the big bastard. I agree I've neglected my drone OC's though. Mainly because I was mostly experimenting and testing the grounds to see whether people would like them or not. Not implying I want others to do my job, but my main idea with a few of those was to have people make up their own story for each one of them. Simply guided by the design alone.
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>>388776 >note: Simon wears power armor >note: it runs on DroneOS >note: Sentinel flashes crash DroneOS >note: the armor has animal level intelligence and gets very sad when he dosen't wear it
>a flame war exists on Copper 9's /MD/(Monster on Drone) board >"humanslop" vs "dissemblerslop" >posting greens of either invariably evokes REEEE and thread long argumentats/analysis from both sides >they are also 90% of content >Lizzy suspects she's the only writefag left for real cryptids...
"The songs are over, the bows are torn off, the white blouse, the squared skirt, we're leaving late, it's wrong. The music is over, the rules are over."
>>388794 >>388795 An excerpt from a song listened to by 12-year-old schoolgirls who think they’re "not like the others." Honestly, I don't even want to translate it.
Doll's short queen spergout where she killed all the tall and beautiful Stacis will have lasting repercussions on the Outpost. Current projections indicate that the average girl drones of the next generation will be several inches shorter than the previous. Only by introducing N's tall prettyboy genes across a wide swathe of the outpost's lineage can this fate be averted.
>>388799 >>388803 >tfw the emocore edge ballad sounds poetic because it's a different language
Kek. Uzi must sound downright shakesperian to space!Russians >inb4 Doll thought Uzi was cultured until like 4th grade, when she finally learned English instead of using the autotranslate
>inb4 Cyn, thinking Uzi is a hero type like Tessa, keeps trying to arrange her fetishes "for the good of the outpost" >as Uzi dosen't care for "the good of the outpost" it never works >that's no reason to stop trying though!
>>388817 There is a clear solution here: many children. Given ENOUGH Vspawn even the demon herself will be forced to interact with them! And likewise with enough to look over even V won't be able to oppress them...
>inb4 this ends one of two ways >one: she flies away and abandons them all >two: she locks them all in a box/mansion/pod/underground laboratory and ENSURES they will never leave her sight/hold >either way is the end result of or else causes yet another psychotic break in the demented drone
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>>388826 >>388828 >anon thinking "I'm not gay" as hard as he can while his brother-in-law tongues his grey matter, bdoy reevolting against the slimy tendril >N thinking the same >neither want this >unfortunately Cyn likes to watch >as does Uzi
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Because "doors" is too low effort and boring even for us. Add in the REST of his surface traits being "stereotypical dad" and that means we're forced to dig into his deeper character elements to talk about him at all. Also the reason why Khan discussions are much rarer mind you.
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>>388817 >smother and ghost Nah that's just Sentinel V
Post-canon V... would probably be a bad parent, but she's at least emotionally open enough now to make the attempt. Absolute worst case scenario she pawns off her kids with Nuzi("they're obviously the better people/parents") either totally or in practice(i.e. "letting" Nuzi raise them through pushing them to be close with the two)
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>>388843 >least psychotic V gift >doesn't understand why this disturbs you >Tessa loved drone parts! >so do you! >why are you not excited (like she was) to get new ones? especially when she's seen you eyeing them for weeks! >she'll never understand humans...
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>>388851 >anon invented the Worker Drone >but not the universal adapter >forced to look on in horror as his creations, indirect progeny, grow in number from millions to billions without a single drop of his genetic code inside >tfw dead ended >at least he got a robowife...
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Emily (forma de fantasma) watching Akita sleep from her nightstand next to her clock, in rapt fascination, while having her body snuggle with Mac as usual
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>Mac waking up to holy fucking shit there's a corpse in his bed who did he kill holy fuck >Emily racing to hide her indiscretion before Uzi gives her a strike 2 on boundaries(there will not be a third) >by the time N's done with the "you'e not a monster" talk, all traces have disappeared
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>>388867 >not a bad father: he's just overprotective >maybe a little suspicious towards (you) >a little distrustful >harsh, even >he's lost friends to family before...
>>388872 I mean her body as in her ghost body that's normally carrying around her ghost head. Her actual physical body, and her actual physical head with it, is still in her bed, where her parents laid it almost thirty years ago. They did it very naturally, did their best to make it look like her head is still attached. Even now, when invisibly visiting her parents to let them feel her still watching them-they assume from a better place, not from in the room with them-Emily still occasionally goes into her old room. It's still a mindfuck to look at your own corpse no matter how long you've been dead.
>always watching >always cautious >always assumes the worst from (you) instead of the best >he's better with mom, calmer, but it almost feels like he's trying to protect her from you sometimes >and your teachers >and your friends >having a dad this friendly whose just... NOT with you is... demoralizing >you wonder why he feels this way >you wonder what it would take to prove yourself...
>>388871 >Masqy following sets of giant bootprints in the snow >Climbing up ruined buildings, looking through binoculars, searching for signs of the big man
>Be me Anon. >I work at JCJENSON office. >My boss is SD-J. >But somehow also my girlfriend. >One day, she walked into my office with that smug face. >She has some oil stains on her coat. >I guess I wouldn't need to worry about dinner today. >But She slams my perfomance report on my desk. >"Anon,you are lazy and pathetic." >"Are you trying to sink our company profits?" >"Just cuz I'm your gf. Doesn't mean I'll go easy on you." >Try to argue back,but... >"I'm sorry,Honey. How about you a JCJENSON special cup." >Somehow, it works and still alive. >Please send help but why am I turned on by her being to me.
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>>388878 >Unlike regular N, SeNtinel has a tad bit more common knowledge: He knew the basics of reproduction >Which means he knew it's not normal for him to have carried the baby >In a way, he's protecting his son from the horrifying truth >Were he to explain that he's technically little Anon's "mother", the revelation would drive the poor boy mad
>>388878 >>388884 >>388885 >sentidad N knows (you)'ve got his code >he knows what's IN his code >the murder >the malice >the Solver >no matter what he sees, he worries >he's been wrong before >no matter what the technicians claim, he worries >Tessa was wrong too >but most of all he worries: what if he's right? >even if it's true, could he really... >he'll do the best he can >this time
>V was lost with the Solver's destruction >J too >Tessa was always long gone >everyone else either MIA or too asocial to find >and with the Solver gone Cyn... >as far as N is aware he's quite possibly the only remaining survivor of his old life(and one of a rare few in his new one too) >and now, because they made him have a kid, there's the risk it happens all over again...
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>>388891 I assume this is a scenario where everyone in the manor crew got foreverial sentinelized and loving it Could be handwaved by their data being kept in cloud storage, and the originals were synced to a different cloud run by The Solver when they got Murderized, so their memories only go up to the night of the incident
>>388839 Yeah, I get it. That feeling when the ideas for the setting have already ballooned into three fucking books in your head, but you haven't written a single line of green about it yet.
>>388893 >Sentinel Drone N >More tall than Disassembly Drone N >Just as friendly as Disassembly Drone N >Loves dogs just as much as Disassembly Drone N >And can get pregnant from a good clank as Disassembly Drone N
>>388847 >The ability to sex is based off mental not physical stats >Homophobia gives you mechanical advantages of getting more points to spend on character creation >So does nymphomania Heh... Think I'm gonna stick with just imagining some drone sexo instead of roll 3d6:1+5+5 = total 11 to see if the drone bootloops, speaking of drones I need to actually make stat lines for them using the ROBOTS book Also I think doing this gave me the creative push I needed, I have some ideas for Chuuni Uzi so maybe I'll be able to get back to writing that soon
>>388895 >>388896 >Be me, WD!Anon. >I work as security with WDF. >Another night shift in Copper-9. >I Check the vents. >I thought I heard something. >I kept walking. >I found something. >It looked like a lower body of a drone. >No upper body in sight. >Something dropped from the celling behind me. >Upper torso only. >Blue hair covered in oil and coolant. >She smiled. >Thank Robo-god, you aren't dead. >Let me help you... >She introduces herself as Rebecca. >She doesn't look normal. >She was cut clean in half at the waist. >Somehow, neither half seemed to care. >I step backwards and try to run. >But She pinned me down. >"How long it had been since my last immoral makeout session? >"You aren't N but I'll use you properly." >She didn't wait for my permission. >Her lower half crawled on it's own. >She made my hands to the open seam where her body had been torn. >Made me feel how wet it was. >Then her chest opened. >There was something inside. >Small, wet and moving. >I don't know what it was. >I don't want to know. >It looked like...like a pillbaby? >I blackout... >I don't remember much. >Except she kissed my visor. >Then she left. >Why do I have so many cracks and marks? Why do I feel something crawling inside of me?
>>388912 is Y enough of a degenerate to put on a fake raptor head, tail, and claws to try and trick some poor sentinel wrangler into giving her walkies and calling her good girl? I don't think so!
>Be me, Anon. >The world has been dead for years. >Most animals are gone. >Meat is basically a myth. >There's a little food stall near the settlement. >Mostly fruits, plant based and whatever. >Unfortunately, I am one of those assholes who fucking hate vegetables. >I saw a small drone gurl in front of me. >I asked her: >"Do you have anything with meat?" >"No." >"Something that used to be meat?" >"No." >"Meat-flavored meat?" >"Anon." >"It was worth asking." >She sighs and goes back to ssorting the berries boxes. >I complain again >“I'd kill for a burger.” >She suddenly stops and looks at me. >"A burger?" >"Yeah." >"With meat?" >"Obviously." >She went silent, then gives me the biggest and strangest little smile I ever seen. >"I can make you one." >Ten minutes or thirty later. >She finally comes out. >Holding a wrapped burger but she looks exhausted. >Making one burger shouldn't be this tiring. >I notice there's a fresh bandage under her sweater. >"Don't ask." >"Please just try it." >I take a bite >"Holy shit, it's real meat." >"The actual fucking juicy salty good stuff." >“Do you like it?” >“Yeah.” >But then that aftertaste. >Like strawberries and mushrooms. >I stare at her. >"Where did you get this?" >She slowly pulls up her sweater. >My brain refuses to process what I'm looking at. >Beneath it, part of her organic body has been cut away. >Already starting to grow back
Did some more Gurpsing, probably messed a few things up but made a basic template for drones, 50 pounds is probably close to canon weight. Also >12 Speed >Average human speed is 5 >You cannot run from the drone that wants upies
>>388910 >Captain Lucas keeps receiving reports about the same issue >Her >The new Sentinel drone >Emily >It’s not that she’s a bad drone, far from it, he can honestly say she’s a very good girl >But that is the whole fucking problem >If she were a worker or disassembly drone, things would be simpler >But he can’t send a sentinel drone away because... >... >"Saint Stalin, sometimes I really miss the old days..."
>>388917 Ah I typod it should be 8000 in the power storage not 80000. Also a question do you think DD's are stronger than worker drones? 35 is the minimum to lift 500kg (you know, mine cart scene) and that is enough to let them deal 6D6+1 without any weapons
>>388920 >"Хорошо, что ты спросил." >You spent the next seven hours listening to a short lecture from Doll on the theology and canonization of Stalin by the Russian Orthodox Church.
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>>388838 >Because "doors" is too low effort and boring even for us. We could talk about his history of using public platforms to bully Uzi for not sharing his door obsession. And, if that one merch promo ad is reflective of canon, him having at least once tried to hypnotize Uzi into embracing her "door-specific destiny".
>>388926 Honestly, I can't accept anything beyond the eight official episodes as canon, from the merch right down to the audio clip. Liam definitely had no hand in any of that.
>>388922 In solverless settings (Chuuni Uzi) I always imagine it's just shitty cheap covering on normal limbs with some extra parts to allow swapping out hands for weapons, I guess I'll just make them ST 40, which means getting punched by a DD hurts as much as getting shot by a rifle. Also from what I understand more than 40 really breaks balancing so Sentinels are also getting that
>>388930 >When an Anon and a Dingo love each other very much....
>>388931 It is balanced by drones having really shitty con, they die from a single fork to the face. So even though a drone COULD crush you to death with a hug, a normal human can also kill them with ease. Also, the fact maid J could bite through a steel chain means they have crazy bite force, they just need motivation to amp their jaw system to max power. DDs are a lot tougher with shielding wings and crazy regen, with the vampire special "destroy the heart or will revive"
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>>388957 >note: there is no biological difference between Akita and Tosa as per Blue's canon, just a name change at birth >note: this means Tosa is fully impregnable, should he shapeshift the appropriate parts
>>388959 >there is no biological difference between Akita and Tosa There is: Akita's an eldritch meat clone of Uzi, and Tosa's an eldritch meat clone of Boyzi.
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>>388953 >buying Sentessa a sentussy! >showing it to Sentessa! >exciting her! >about the design! >Sentessa sperging out over part construction! >Sentessa trying to disassemble it for examination! >stopping Sentessa! >answering Sentessa's questions! >relating the design history to Sentessa! >talking about drone parts! >for hours! >cuddling Sentessa to sleep at the end of a long day! >realizing you never installed the part! >realizing she'll have new questions tommorow! >whoops!
>Tosa is, as we all know, calmer than Keet >we know from Blu that this is BECAUSE he's a boy: namely that he connects with N more and Uzi less >this, therefore, implies a fem Uzi and male N in his creation process
>>388974 I thinkg it went like > some anon goes "hehe what if boy keet" > another asks what would he look like > modelanon makes model > Blu undergoes neuron activation and draws a lot of Tosa
Because that's SUCH a foolproof method... >inb4 anon's drone just pretends to avoid his ire >has to constantly keep track of what she's "supposed" to know in each reboot >thank robogod he never changes her name
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>>388994 >spawnling raised on shonen = Tosa >spawnling raised on seinen = the Akita we know and love >spawnling raised on western cartoons = flesh!colt
Thank goodness Uzi didn't touch her for her first year or so of life
>>388981 >in this timeline, Khan is a JCJensen engineer who goes through the company's reject heap to find improperly destroyed drones to repair, to help him in his various jobs at home: assist on his work he has to take home, work on projects around the house with him, take care of his severely disabled wife Nori with him, and, unstatedly, be emotional substitutes for the children he and his wife wanted but her ill health kept them from having (the one time they tried was a miscarriage) >Z saw the Doormans not as her bosses, but as her parents, and tried to live up to what she figured they would have wanted their daughter to be >being separated from them is why she's such a moody bitch >when she sees Khan again, she's devastated to learn that while she was gone "something" had gotten into her then-friend Braiden (so named because his serial number was illegible, leaving only BRDN) and killed Nori >devastated, and after a while suspicious of how uncharacteristically NOT broken up her "dad" is about losing her "mom"...
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>>389021 Ironically enough it's not that many for a worker: with how pillbabies work, any given couple is like an hour away from pumping out 15+ kids >inb4 Thad has a literal full football team >including second string >by the time he's content approximately 25% of the colony's pills are his direct descendants
>>389025 Resource and space constraints that are GREATLY relieved once you no longer need to worry about being eaten by vampires (just murdered by a specific vampire whenever she wants to emphasize an extremely trivial point)