Ruling the threads with Cyn Wonderful Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of numerous OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of altering modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the really fantastic Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The actual separate Wiki: https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Main_Page Last thread: >>388124
Reposting >Be me, Anon. >The world has been dead for years. >Most animals are gone. >Meat is basically a myth. >There's a little food stall near the settlement. >Mostly fruits, plant based and whatever. >Unfortunately, I am one of those assholes who fucking hate vegetables. >I saw a small drone gurl in front of me. >I asked her: >"Do you have anything with meat?" >"No." >"Something that used to be meat?" >"No." >"Meat-flavored meat?" >"Anon." >"It was worth asking." >She sighs and goes back to ssorting the berries boxes. >I complain again >“I'd kill for a burger.” >She suddenly stops and looks at me. >"A burger?" >"Yeah." >"With meat?" >"Obviously." >She went silent, then gives me the biggest and strangest little smile I ever seen. >"I can make you one." >Ten minutes or thirty later. >She finally comes out. >Holding a wrapped burger but she looks exhausted. >Making one burger shouldn't be this tiring. >I notice there's a fresh bandage under her sweater. >"Don't ask." >"Please just try it." >I take a bite >"Holy shit, it's real meat." >"The actual fucking juicy salty good stuff." >“Do you like it?” >“Yeah.” >But then that aftertaste. >Like strawberries and mushrooms. >I stare at her. >"Where did you get this?" >She slowly pulls up her sweater. >My brain refuses to process what I'm looking at. >Beneath it, part of her organic body has been cut away. >Already starting to grow back
>sentinel drone N is a distant father that always treats you like you're going to become a monster >sentinel drone V thinks that making you think she hates you will keep you safe, no different from murdoid V >sentinel drone J is a hyper competent workaholic to the point she has little to no relationship with you and only knows that A: she has a son. B: his name is Anon.
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>>389043 >inb4 what is growth? >what is strenth? >what is virtue? >what is learning from your mistakes?
taking the Jpill dosen't mean EVERYONE changes for the worst anon. some of us still believe in personal improvement(at least physically and mentally. economy is... not something I can change)
>Losing consciousness after your drone wife drinks too much of your blood! >Getting cuddled while unconscious from blood loos! >Getting your lost blood replaced with nanites when your drone wife notices you are pale as a sheet of paper and not breathing that much!
>>389058 Actually it's the opposite, and now she gets a admin permission request popup whenever you try to do anything more complex than breathing or love bombing her
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>>389060 Sorry but that would mean Y is competent. We can't have that so she finds a way to fuck things up somehow. >>389059 It's still a synthetic component. Ergo you don't get a juice box this recess.
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>>389055 >Getting your lost blood replaced with nanites when your drone wife notices you are pale as a sheet of paper and not breathing that much! She had to make up for it one way or another, and nanite milk is just too delicious to refuse.
>>389061 >Y goes back to sleep >Permission for Anon to sleep >Permission for Anon to get up and take a piss >Permission for Anon to dream about Y >Permission for Anon to mumble in his sleep >And so on for 8 hours >Y did not sleep that night
>>389074 Just did, hence my original remark. Funny how both of them are V stans. Did she just get left out of dating for not being emotionally available again?, heh....
>>389075 >Just did, hence my original remark Hence she's not a dyke. >spoiler V denies herself happiness because she knows she'll simply do something horrible again.
>>389078 >Polycules are gay as fuck but I'm cool when it's polygyny, Inshallah >I am very sexist. Cool story ovary depository but it's bisexual at best.
>>389079 Oh no, she will make him watch Naruto filler! >>389080 >ovary depository hahahaha what >Also polygymy a shit. Get better taste. I take that you're more into spitroasting a poor little brat(asked for it), I can respect that, even if it's not my cup of tea.
>>389083 >hahaha what Clocked. Unless you're a tranny. Which also wouldn't surprise me. >I take that you're more into spitroasting a poor little brat(asked for it), I can respect that, even if it's not my cup of tea. No. I'm not that degenerate. >He says, dicking about on a containment board for a webshow.
>>389097 >What does wanting to correctively rape lesbians have to do with men who think they found a cheat code to make lesbians want to be correctively raped?
>>389102 Drones aren't real, anon. >>389101 Maybe when Nori had her chassis destroyed. But she got her mother back (presumably permanently) at the end of the show so...such a thing would have been very short lived.
>>389109 (me) As much as I think Nori still being alive was a spur of the moment decision by Liam, I think she was always going to still be around in some capacity. Just feel in my got that she was most likely going to still be around as a ghost. Hmm... >timeline where Nori's still around as a ghost instead of still being alive >becomes Doll's mentor, to help her adjust to being a ghost now >Doll moves in with the Doormans >Nori and Doll doing a group photo with their own mangled corpses (Nori is giving hers bunny ears)
>>389111 >Nori making Doll her protegee to honor Yeva Do you think she cared when she knew they were killed?, it seems that they had some kind of solidarity in that flashback.
>>389113 I think she cared, but seeing Uzi and her fanclub have a snowball fight and V be worse at chess than a literal animal was more important than showing us any unironic, completely sincere, laff-free humanity from the characters.
>>389045 >Sentinel Uzi fully expects you to blast a kamehameha as soon as you can walk >Sentinel Lizzy uses you for clout and then fucks off until she needs you for social media again >Sentinel Thad is a cool dad, but a cool dad doesn't mean a good father
>>389136 >Dorn pattern Worker Drone >Larger and bulkier than stock >Designed for demolition and heavy-duty construction work, possibly for military applications that never fully emerged >As durable as they are powerful >First models had no bottom plate for some reason, their internals were exposed, but this was swiftly corrected >All are some level of autistic
>Squad E-R-S deploys to a fringe exoplanet with an incredibly slow rotation, taking approximately 9156.8 Earth hours to achieve a single rotation >For practical & 'legal' reasons, Corporate mandates that all squads must perform and scale all calendar-dependent activities in accordance to Planetary Local Time rather than Coordinated Universal Time >The good news is that S has a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to celebrate a Graham Cracker Monday that'll effectively last for over one whole Earth year >The bad news is that the squad touched down planetside on a Tuesday, meaning the Graham Crackers S brought along will be expired long before Monday comes back around
>>389045 >>sentinel drone J is a hyper competent workaholic to the point she has little to no relationship with you and only knows that A: she has a son. B: his name is Anon. >Sorry anon but loving you wasn't in my contract.
>>389157 >Unfortunately her progeny is as business autistic as her. >"Page 134, article R, section 3. You are required to provide emotional support during and up to adolescence, which you have unfortunately lacked. As I see it I am owed at least 16 years of back payment, though I'm sure we can negotiate interest rates."
>>389158 >TFW you’ve been following a case for six months, and the only thing both sides have agreed on so far is that the absence of a bedtime hug classifies as a "low-level breach of contract."
Yes. Arguably even moreso than before she faced "living as a Normie" for years. Does CFL Nori look like she cares how she fucks up her loved ones lives?
>>389168 >she fucks up her loved ones lives What, she just busts Alice's chops, that's what friends do! (Nori is too autistic to understand she's bullying Alice)
>>389176 >put your finger against Pidge's display and push her down >your finger is dutifully slobbered on and sucked before she lets you withdraw it >she traces the bulge of Pidge down her throat with one of her own fingers as she swallows before opening her mouth wide to show you that Pidge is all gone
>>389157 Interspecies reviewers demons work that way. They follow the letter of the contract 100%. Including marriage vows. So if you swear to "make her happy" she will be demanding, but if you "want us both to be happy" she will be a loving wife.
If you get married innthe. hurch of the goddess you and your spiuce are made 100% compatible, no matter what. We are shown a normal human guy marry a salamander girl and when it was time to kiss he braced for the heat, but nothing happened, he was now immune to the fire and heat she makes. (slamanders burn hot enough that can use them as a living grill).
And at the end of the chapter we are shown a single page with an ogre and a fairy next to eachother in bed and the fairy is thinking "how the hell did it fit?!"
>>389209 They're not that expensive come on, plus you have something cool on your shelf. I have real reasons to be in financial regret, I bought ARK Survival and all DLC for it, and I'm still coping and seething
>Hyperdrone godwYfe! >She must roll 2d6 before using her powers! >If she rolls doubles she thinks her head is going to explode! >Since her thoughts become reality this is true! >Your lifes are linked due to some magic bullshit she pulled! >You now have to calm Y down before both of you pop like balloons!
good news! (You) get to choose where the new Murder Drones™ spinoff will be set! GLITCH says it's gotta be "set on a planet that somehow escaped the solver's notice" that's "totally unlike Copper-9" but other than that you've got free rein to do anything that'd fit into the universe. well, what have you got?
>>389229 Mars, it will focus on the lives of Drones and Cyborg humans that worship machines. The solver didn't go to mars because it was too much of a bitch
>>389262 Play warhammer, have someone to paint models and terrain for warhammer with, talk about grog warhammer rules and lore. Have someone for reliable RPG sessions (1 player+ GM is actually really fun). Cuddle.
BUY THE LORDS OF THE SOLVER DLCS FOR 25.99 FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL LORD! BUY THE POWERCREEP OR GET DESTROYED BY OVERPOWERED UNITS AND LORDS YOU CAN'T ACCESS WITHOUT THE DLCS!
>>389262 I’d have my drone fly me places. I’d also like to observe him or her. I’d be really curious how they think and what they do during the day. I’d would also be nice if they’d do some of the chores I don’t like doing. There isn’t much I want to do with a drone, it would be nice to sleep with one but that depends on the temperament of the drone. If my drone didn’t enjoy cuddling or sleeping together I won’t do it even if I’d want to. The logistics of owning a drone are interesting too, do they get thier own room? Would they want one? What would my drone do when they go outside on their own? Can they get driver’s licenses? Would people try to steal them so they can sell them to llm companies? If they were a solver drone do they go to the gas station to buy gasoline or motor oil to drink? Do they get an allowance to spend on stuff every month, some tech idiots do that with their llms? What will the government do when they find out I’m living with a sci fi killer robot armed with lasers and rockets? Would I get fined, would we be left alone because we aren’t doing anything and they don’t want to provoke a killer robot? This goes for sentinel drones too, but you’d exchange sociopathic behaviours for more ptsd. Would they even want to live with me? I’m just assuming they are from another dimension or from the future? Is the solver real can we kill it with nuzi porn? What if they see the drone porn folder? What if they are disgusted? What if they read the maintainance greens I’ve written? What if they were impacted by my greens? Would they go after liam or other anons, for making their world and the solver? Would they get a job, if so what job? How would I deal with spare parts if they can’t regenerate? Etc
>>389269 When you're as much of a horny slut as Emily, every hole is the right hole. And when you're as much of a self-hating horny slut as Emily, every hole is the wrong hole.
>>389280 Is that a modified drone wearing an anime girl mask? Why does she have 5 fingers drones don’t have five fingers. Is it based on one of those 3d bimbo drones?
If your keet is getting too heavy, simply have her grow taller to better distribute her mass. >ripples start to form in anon's glass of water as distant booms become louder and louder Ah, my keetwife approaches.
Keeter's black hole would compress all excess matter into her singularity, enabling Keet to effectively(but not truly, as the central Solver no longer exists to connect to) store unlimited matter in her body: Keet could theoretically go for months or years without eating provided she has sufficient "buildup" beforehand
>also canon
Keet decides how big Keet gets and in what ways. So if she WANTS to go human sized or bigger, she can. Or perhaps, given her personality, if (you) want her to go human sized or bigger...
>>389262 Nothing. I’d hand over all the routine stuff, like cleaning, doing the dishes, and grocery shopping, to a drone, and spend my free time on useless bullshit.
>drone/human conflict >sentinelborn >Hoi4 Drones >GURPS Drones >economy drones >literally anything related to V
If anons don't post greens then it dosen't happen, and between RL stuff keeping our writefags busy and a the general(if misguided) sentiment of not "necro"ing ideas from earlier threads + the booru losses >>389302 mentioned and stuff loses momentum faster than it should.
>>389303 >GURPS Drones I will continue and post more, working on gurps autism is giving me inspiration to do stuff with my greens, also I only have 2 days left of my vacation and I want to finish painting some of my models
>>389303 I myself lack creativity and I can't come up with new concepts. I've aided in the creation of the solver princesses by explaining stuff, and I came up with the name seninelborn to categorize that sort of green.
>>389297 >>389299 >Me who will still write and draw for the next hundred years regardless of thread perception Locking tf in >>389303 Do you have any links? I'll try uploading them
>>389315 >Writefags relying on others to upload their greens has been a disaster for our community. So much content has been lost because of it. I want to stay anonymous though
>>389316 (nta) Plus if I only upload my stuff or only the stuff I like, I feel like I'm being selfish and controlling what sort of content is allowed to flourish in the threads.
>>389316 guys! we better put all our resources into doxxing random ass user uh.... let me roll a number real quick... uh huh... CYNENJOYER7! SUCH A RECOGNIZABLE NAME THAT WILL HUNT DOWN FOREVER!
>>389314 >Be Anton >Live in a loving, wholesome family of an old veteran and a sentinel drone >Father teaches you to be a man and supports your every endeavor, offering manly advice when needed >Mother gives you all the love imaginable and teaches you to respect life and find happiness in it >Your siblings love you and don't look down on you, even though they are sentinel drones and you're just a simple human >Life is good
>>389315 Honestly, I wouldn't have uploaded even half of my greens, because I find them excruciatingly buenoworthy, though the anons seemed to like them, judging by the replies.
>>389306 >mindbreak posting No I mean the actually interesting stuff
>what does she want? >how does she feel about her original life's purpose being complete? >what does she do with herself now that said goal is finished? >how does she feel about almost all her efforts working counter to said goal?(with Uzi being the one to accomplish it DESPITE V's best efforts) >what about Beau hit her so hard?(we rarely see her even half as sentimental as taking his hat would indicate) why dosen't that apply to other drones? >how does she feel about Nuzi? >how does she feel about J? >does she even believe she can be happy? >does she even want to exist
There's one solid point amongst the seas of shit the Emergencanons drop and that's that canon V is LOST. Nobody needs her, her mission is finished, and the persona she built around accomplishing said mission(rutheless, emotionally closed off psychotic) is now worse than useless.
V post canon has literally nothing in her life except "orbit Nuzi/Lizzy" and this is so obvious even the merch adds show it. But absolutely NOTHING we've made outside those two "robochristian?" and "raptor rancher" posts even comes close to addressing it!
There are interesting ideas involved with her damage/repair/failure to repair that beg to be pursued, but it just never happens for some reason, and I have no idea who what or why(be it dust's "there is no damage" or dustfag's "unrecoverable minbreak lol" is to blame for that.
>>389325 Measuring replies as a metric for greentext quality has always been a deeply flawed metric, considering how easy it is for something to get buried between the roughly 900 posts of an average thread.
>>389329(me) >>389327 I meant to reply to the Pluto post. >>389328 And the fact that anons don't scroll up, they don't read the end of last threads and they might not even reply even if the they like the green.
>>389328 NTA but one downside of writing for people in the message board format is that unless there are replies there isn't another direct feedback mechanism to judge your work by. For example, sometimes I will see people ask a writefag specifically to revisit an old greentext series or write about a character who hasn't gotten much fleshing out in a long time, the writefag will write, and the greentext gets maybe one or no replies, often the requests for updates will outnumber the replies to said update. Of course greens get buried all the time and reply density is partially dictated by people's schedules, but if a writefag spends a bunch of time on something and then nobody reacts to it at all I think its reasonable to assume there isn't any interest and they can move on to some other topic.
>>389334 You're certainly not wrong in that writing for message boards makes it significantly harder to positively gauge whether people are interested in particular works, let alone the number of people interested, when compared to sites like AO3 that actively track views as well as offering other ways for readers to express interest without needing to leave a comment.
>Be me,Anon. >I worked as a JCJENSON (IN SPAAAAACE!!!!) technician. >Drones are all I've ever known and seen. >I was assigned to this new planet for a "simple" maintenance check on a squad of worker drones. >I landed this morning. >The planet looks like Earth but with a lot of grass. >The warm wind brushing my hair. >It looks almost peaceful. >Almost... >The first things I noticed after stepping of my landing pod was this weird robo-dogs. >They didn't attack me,just watching. >Creepy... >The second thing I notice is this giant hole. >Wide open like a scar in the planet body. >Even from this distance, I can still see piles of limbs,cracked chassis and broken visors. >The rumors spoke that the soil cultivator are the most expendable of all. >Same bodies as normal workers. >Just a different role and shorter expected lifespan. >I check a squad of some newer units. >Doing the usual business and same routine. >Running diagnostics and maintenance work. >Not the best, but good enough for what I do for a living. >Decided to explore a bit. >I walk the edge of a strawberry field, the lines of plants seem to go on forever. >I noticed couple of drones ahead. >I stopped and watched for a while. >The machines getting worked on till batteries completely drained or can't stand it. >Then tossed in that pit. >Somewhere, I saw a SC-drone with designation SC-8993. >I don't know her or even she's still active. >I heard from the company that they already wrote her generation off. >Poor thing, I can’t just leave her there. >I adjust my tool pack and start walking towards the maintenance depot. >The wind still warm, but i feel a deep sadness buried here. >Simple assignment they said. >Yeah, right. 1/?
>>389324 She finds a combat simulation chamber (solverkind) Simon will join her eventually and they'll train to the point of becoming the most dangerous duo across the cosmos.