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No.389028
Murder Drones #397Anonymous
Replies:>>389031
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No.389030
Anonymous
Image:179054624794.png(1.40MB, 1080x1619)Spoiler image
Reposting
>Be me, Anon.
>The world has been dead for years.
>Most animals are gone.
>Meat is basically a myth.
>There's a little food stall near the settlement.
>Mostly fruits, plant based and whatever.
>Unfortunately, I am one of those assholes who fucking hate vegetables.
>I saw a small drone gurl in front of me.
>I asked her:
>"Do you have anything with meat?"
>"No."
>"Something that used to be meat?"
>"No."
>"Meat-flavored meat?"
>"Anon."
>"It was worth asking."
>She sighs and goes back to ssorting the berries boxes.
>I complain again
>“I'd kill for a burger.”
>She suddenly stops and looks at me.
>"A burger?"
>"Yeah."
>"With meat?"
>"Obviously."
>She went silent, then gives me the biggest and strangest little smile I ever seen.
>"I can make you one."
>Ten minutes or thirty later.
>She finally comes out.
>Holding a wrapped burger but she looks exhausted.
>Making one burger shouldn't be this tiring.
>I notice there's a fresh bandage under her sweater.
>"Don't ask."
>"Please just try it."
>I take a bite
>"Holy shit, it's real meat."
>"The actual fucking juicy salty good stuff."
>“Do you like it?”
>“Yeah.”
>But then that aftertaste.
>Like strawberries and mushrooms.
>I stare at her.
>"Where did you get this?"
>She slowly pulls up her sweater.
>My brain refuses to process what I'm looking at.
>Beneath it, part of her organic body has been cut away.
>Already starting to grow back
No.389031
Anonymous
Image:179054624942.gif(934kB, 450x300)4dn9nnkobfbf1.gif
>>389028
Has anyone ever done anything of the Absolute Solver (forma de Cynwalker) dancing like Pennywise?
No.389032
Anonymous
Replies:>>389033>>389039
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When do drones do this face?
No.389033
Anonymous
Replies:>>389035
>>389032
When *yawn* human *yawn* or. *yawn* something.
Where are the N goodies?
No.389034
Democracy Officer
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No.389035
Anonymous
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>>389033
Noogies you say?
No.389036
Anonymous
Replies:>>389037>>389048>>389050>>389202
Metamorphosis?
No.389037
Anonymous
Replies:>>389038>>389040
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>>389036
What about it?
No.389038
Anonymous
>>389037
Bravo sir! You just won the thread!
No.389039
Anonymous
Replies:>>389137
Image:179054969138.png(249kB, 505x396)Cynful.png
>>389032
Replenished energy tank
No.389040
Anonymous
Replies:>>389041>>389042>>389043
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>>389037
>is universal
>not one of them stayed themselves
>not one of them survived intact
>not even Cyn in the end...
No.389041
Anonymous
Replies:>>389044
>>389040
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROLed
>himbofied
>mindbroken, bimbofied, corrupted, morally degenerated
>blackpilled
No.389042
Anonymous
Image:179055015064.jpg(703kB, 1058x2048)GdgaLk5XIAAopkE.jpeg
>>389040
>Cyn

Offsite, but I read that comic
No.389043
Anonymous
Replies:>>389047
>>389040
Everyone changes and it's always for the worse, that's just a fact of life.
No.389044
Anonymous
Replies:>>389046
Image:179055065090.png(135kB, 1110x1860)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - a182bed75dfeae71dec70bd18c56af4a.png
>>389041
>blackpilled, corrupted, bimbofied
>keenly aware of all of the above, including that she was much more competent as a homemaker

J has it worst
No.389045
Anonymous
Replies:>>389130>>389138>>389157
>sentinel drone N is a distant father that always treats you like you're going to become a monster
>sentinel drone V thinks that making you think she hates you will keep you safe, no different from murdoid V
>sentinel drone J is a hyper competent workaholic to the point she has little to no relationship with you and only knows that A: she has a son. B: his name is Anon.
No.389046
Anonymous
>>389044
Nice, would you care to back it up with a LVA-Approved source?
No.389047
Anonymous
Image:179055094190.png(2.23MB, 1640x2360)uzi doorman and absolute solver (murder drones) drawn by kitsch - d57e6bf15fbf330833a57b026dcbd56a.png
>>389043
>inb4 what is growth?
>what is strenth?
>what is virtue?
>what is learning from your mistakes?

taking the Jpill dosen't mean EVERYONE changes for the worst anon. some of us still believe in personal improvement(at least physically and mentally. economy is... not something I can change)
No.389048
Anonymous
Replies:>>389051
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>>389036
Keetvolution
No.389049
Anonymous
Replies:>>389124
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Keep your Vitty indoors!
No.389050
Anonymous
Replies:>>389052>>389200>>389201
>>389036
>That one horror greentext about a guy slowly morphing into a solver-based abomination ala Kafka.
>It was never finished.
No.389051
Anonymous
>>389048
Awwww
No.389052
Anonymous
>>389050
Darn
No.389053
Anonymous
Replies:>>389054
Need SeNtinel Npreg
No.389054
Anonymous
>>389053
>t. Anon crying and sniffling as Sentinel N's spawn wriggles around in his belly
No.389055
Anonymous
Replies:>>389056>>389062
Image:179055255842.png(89kB, 477x408)sleepy.png
>Losing consciousness after your drone wife drinks too much of your blood!
>Getting cuddled while unconscious from blood loos!
>Getting your lost blood replaced with nanites when your drone wife notices you are pale as a sheet of paper and not breathing that much!
No.389056
Anonymous
Replies:>>389057>>389059
Image:179055301651.png(144kB, 326x263)Not Normal.png
>>389055
>Gee thanks babe now excuse me while I rip open your gut for the delicious synth liver tucked inside.
No.389057
Anonymous
Replies:>>389058
>>389056
>He thinks he isn't becoming a nanite ghoul
>He thinks he will be able to act against his (to him) godwife
No.389058
Anonymous
Replies:>>389060
Image:179055349175.png(138kB, 1499x649)Y forgets that swords need to be sharp.png
>>389057
>GodwYfe forgot to turn off admin permissions for her followers
Whoops!
No.389059
Anonymous
Replies:>>389061
>>389056
>synth liver
It's called a robo-liver
No.389060
Anonymous
Replies:>>389061
>>389058
Actually it's the opposite, and now she gets a admin permission request popup whenever you try to do anything more complex than breathing or love bombing her
No.389061
Anonymous
Replies:>>389063
Image:179055398440.png(207kB, 1592x2659)Y and her friends get no respect.png
>>389060
Sorry but that would mean Y is competent. We can't have that so she finds a way to fuck things up somehow.
>>389059
It's still a synthetic component. Ergo you don't get a juice box this recess.
No.389062
Anonymous
Image:179055466814.png(74kB, 755x1220)serial designation n and fem_n (murder drones) drawn by itanon - 4c199302033bb435eb80192bc71e3d27.png
>>389055
>Getting your lost blood replaced with nanites when your drone wife notices you are pale as a sheet of paper and not breathing that much!
She had to make up for it one way or another, and nanite milk is just too delicious to refuse.
No.389063
Anonymous
>>389061
>Y goes back to sleep
>Permission for Anon to sleep
>Permission for Anon to get up and take a piss
>Permission for Anon to dream about Y
>Permission for Anon to mumble in his sleep
>And so on for 8 hours
>Y did not sleep that night
No.389064
Anonymous
Replies:>>389065
Image:179055501017.jpg(640kB, 2000x2000)Worker Drone Nono.jpg
No.389065
Anonymous
Replies:>>389066>>389069
>>389064
The mark of the beast.
No.389066
Anonymous
Replies:>>389067
>>389065
marge?
No.389067
Anonymous
Replies:>>389068
>>389066
>Marge where are we?
>We'Re In MuRdEr DrOnEs.
No.389068
Anonymous
>>389067
Harper's husband, man!
No.389069
Anonymous
>>389065
Is this some liberty man thing because Dust drew it?
No.389070
Anonymous
Replies:>>389071
The dyke yearns for the femboy meat
No.389071
Anonymous
Replies:>>389072>>389073
>>389070
There are no dykes, anon.
No.389072
Anonymous
Replies:>>389074
>>389071
Pidge exists tho
No.389073
Anonymous
Replies:>>389074>>389088
Image:179055670190.png(243kB, 764x561)pidge (original character) drawn by pageanon - cbdd6d1686f2e8caa3264ec62819d251.png
>>389071
Then what the fuck is this???
No.389074
Anonymous
Replies:>>389075
>>389073
Like I said dykes don't exist.
>>389072
Wait until she encounters disassembler schlong.
No.389075
Anonymous
Replies:>>389076>>389077
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>>389074
Just did, hence my original remark.
Funny how both of them are V stans.
Did she just get left out of dating for not being emotionally available again?, heh....
No.389076
Anonymous
Replies:>>389077>>389078
>>389075
>Just did, hence my original remark
Hence she's not a dyke.
>spoiler
V denies herself happiness because she knows she'll simply do something horrible again.
No.389077
Anonymous
Replies:>>389079
>>389075
>>389076
Is the threadshitter this mental about Dust that he sees V fans everywhere?
No.389078
Anonymous
Replies:>>389080
Image:179055752085.gif(14kB, 400x400)174097032342.gif
>>389076
Polycules are gay as fuck but I'm cool when it's polygyny, Inshallah
I am very sexist.
No.389079
Anonymous
Replies:>>389081>>389083
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>>389077
Anon what the fuck are you talking about
No.389080
Anonymous
Replies:>>389083
>>389078
>Polycules are gay as fuck but I'm cool when it's polygyny, Inshallah
>I am very sexist.
Cool story ovary depository but it's bisexual at best.

Also polygymy a shit. Get better taste.
No.389081
Anonymous
Replies:>>389082>>389125
>>389079
Artist?
No.389082
Anonymous
Replies:>>389084
>>389081
Yo mama
No.389083
Anonymous
Replies:>>389085
Image:179055797156.jpg(54kB, 781x1024)1725391716877684.jpg
>>389079
Oh no, she will make him watch Naruto filler!
>>389080
>ovary depository
hahahaha what
>Also polygymy a shit. Get better taste.
I take that you're more into spitroasting a poor little brat(asked for it), I can respect that, even if it's not my cup of tea.
No.389084
Anonymous
>>389082
YO MAMA SO OOGI
she thought the RAT POISON was BERRI
No.389085
Anonymous
Replies:>>389086
>>389083
>hahaha what
Clocked.
Unless you're a tranny. Which also wouldn't surprise me.
>I take that you're more into spitroasting a poor little brat(asked for it), I can respect that, even if it's not my cup of tea.
No. I'm not that degenerate.
>He says, dicking about on a containment board for a webshow.
No.389086
Anonymous
>>389085
he's a lizzy poster, xe's either a dyke or a tranny by default
No.389087
Anonymous
what did I just come back to
No.389088
Anonymous
Replies:>>389089>>389095
>>389073
Built to bully cock while insisting she's a lesbian
No.389089
Anonymous
Replies:>>389090>>389094
Image:179055923448.png(43kB, 263x254)emoji-sword-emoji.png
>>389088
Smile friend is NOT a bully.
Are you going to live by those words?
No.389090
Anonymous
Replies:>>389091>>389103
>>389089
Smile is FOR bullying.
No.389091
Anonymous
Replies:>>389092
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>>389090
By who?
AND DON'T SAY YOUR PENIS
No.389092
Anonymous
>>389091
He's gonna talk about his penis.
No.389093
Anonymous
Organisms, uhhhh
No.389094
Anonymous
Replies:>>389096
>>389089
Anon i am talking about pidge and her fat tits
No.389095
Anonymous
Replies:>>389097
>>389088
Was "lesbians secretly all crave dick and just lie about not wanting it" rhetoric this common before autogynephilia became normalized?
No.389096
Anonymous
Image:179056032571.jpg(56kB, 720x376)169192afa1b83d9c4cdf5ba90fe622be.jpg
>>389094
>Lesbian pityzuri
Take it, but I am very offended by it.
No.389097
Anonymous
Replies:>>389098
>>389095
What does dykebreaking have to do with AGPfaggots?
No.389098
Anonymous
Replies:>>389099
>>389097
>What does wanting to correctively rape lesbians have to do with men who think they found a cheat code to make lesbians want to be correctively raped?
No.389099
Anonymous
Replies:>>389100
Image:179056081829.png(5kB, 400x400)End of Dronevangelion.png
>>389098
Ok, I kind of get it but that's making the assumption that guys into dykebreaking content were all troons (or troon-inclined) to begin with.

Whatever. We're kind of jumping off track a little bit here.
No.389100
Anonymous
>>389099
Not all dykebreakingfags are transbians, but all transbians are dykebreakingfags.
No.389101
Anonymous
Replies:>>389104
Image:179056099246.jpg(23kB, 576x324)Spoiler image
Do you think Uzi catched feelings watching this?
I have both parents and yet...
No.389102
Anonymous
Replies:>>389104
Do you think drones?
No.389103
Anonymous
>>389090
this is true, smiledrone was made for getting his braid pulled and getting his glasses cummed all over
No.389104
Anonymous
Replies:>>389105
>>389102
Drones aren't real, anon.
>>389101
Maybe when Nori had her chassis destroyed. But she got her mother back (presumably permanently) at the end of the show so...such a thing would have been very short lived.
No.389105
Anonymous
Replies:>>389107
>>389104
For some reason my first instinct on hearing "Nori had her chassis destroyed" was that Khan got carried away.
No.389106
Anonymous
>>389027

Eventually, but all of the other drone groups that were completely killed by the other DD teams should have plenty of supplies left in their homes.
No.389107
Anonymous
Replies:>>389108
>>389105
For all we know he might of as part of a 15 second gag that involved him violently mashing Nori's melting face in with his wrench.
No.389108
Anonymous
>>389107
>
Garry's Mod Ragdoll Soundyoutube thumb
Half life crowbar sound effectyoutube thumb
It was an act of mercy.
No.389109
Anonymous
Replies:>>389110>>389111>>389462
Wonder how many people's deaths are downstream of Nori not telling anyone she was alive and is just leaving to get milk and cigarettes.
No.389110
Anonymous
Replies:>>389161>>389162
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>>389109
>lol, lmao
Nori said at the countless deaths of normalkeks
Remember, Uzi was a happy little accident, like all her oil line lmaoooo
No.389111
Anonymous
Replies:>>389112>>389113
>>389109 (me)
As much as I think Nori still being alive was a spur of the moment decision by Liam, I think she was always going to still be around in some capacity. Just feel in my got that she was most likely going to still be around as a ghost.
Hmm...
>timeline where Nori's still around as a ghost instead of still being alive
>becomes Doll's mentor, to help her adjust to being a ghost now
>Doll moves in with the Doormans
>Nori and Doll doing a group photo with their own mangled corpses (Nori is giving hers bunny ears)
No.389112
Anonymous
>>389111 (me)
*in my gut
No.389113
Anonymous
Replies:>>389114>>389116>>389117
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>>389111
>Nori making Doll her protegee to honor Yeva
Do you think she cared when she knew they were killed?, it seems that they had some kind of solidarity in that flashback.
No.389114
Anonymous
>>389113
no
No.389115
Anonymous
The timeline where BoyV didn't act like a psychotic prick to his gf N and didn't lose her to an autistic schoolshooterinwaiting
No.389116
Anonymous
>>389113
I think she cared, but seeing Uzi and her fanclub have a snowball fight and V be worse at chess than a literal animal was more important than showing us any unironic, completely sincere, laff-free humanity from the characters.
No.389117
Anonymous
>>389113
Not sure what your pic has to do with your qords, but i appreciate it.
No.389118
Anonymous
Replies:>>389119>>389122>>389123>>389134>>389140>>389143
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Fresh coombait milords!
No.389119
Anonymous
Replies:>>389120
>>389118
This is the opposite of erotic.
No.389120
Anonymous
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>>389119
Sorry, forgot this self-portrait of you to go along with it.
No.389121
Anonymous
Uzi's womb is the safest place in the galaxy.
No.389122
Anonymous
>>389118
unf
No.389123
Anonymous
Replies:>>389126
Image:179056474884.gif(2.69MB, 373x356)fnaf-freddy.gif
>>389118
I could colonize a whole planet with our babies.
No.389124
Anonymous
>>389049
Cute!
No.389125
Anonymous
Replies:>>389127
>>389081
Pocketsteaks
No.389126
Anonymous
Replies:>>389128>>389129>>389131
Image:179056577339.jpg(10kB, 230x224)Tiresome.JPG
>>389123
Why do I even come here anons? Everyday its new porn, but the same gooners. Its all so tiresome.
No.389127
Anonymous
Replies:>>389133
>>389125
Figured
It new, or on the booru already?
No.389128
Anonymous
Image:179056585571.jpg(101kB, 1024x670)1790499494291032m.jpg
>>389126
You probably already know the answer to that question.
No.389129
Anonymous
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>>389126
You're right, you should be free!
No.389130
Anonymous
Replies:>>389132
>>389045
How did it turn out that J looks like the most competent one of the group?
No.389131
Anonymous
>>389126
You're free to leave.
No.389132
Anonymous
>>389130
Very easily.
No.389133
Anonymous
>>389127
>NTA
It's an older picture (IIRC from 2024?) but unfortunately I don't see it on the booru
No.389134
Anonymous
>>389118
No, no, no, I’m not falling for that. I know she wants to use my sperm to get the maternity capital, only to squander it all trading stocks!
No.389135
Anonymous
Replies:>>389136
Dornse
No.389136
Anonymous
Replies:>>389142
>>389135
The Imperial Fists are cool, I agree.
No.389137
Anonymous
Image:179056755283.png(135kB, 360x360)Comically_Large_Spoon.png
>>389039
>"But only a Cynful"
No.389138
Anonymous
Replies:>>389139
>>389045
>Sentinel Uzi fully expects you to blast a kamehameha as soon as you can walk
>Sentinel Lizzy uses you for clout and then fucks off until she needs you for social media again
>Sentinel Thad is a cool dad, but a cool dad doesn't mean a good father
No.389139
Anonymous
>>389138
>J is still the betst option.
Holy Jesus...
No.389140
Anonymous
>>389118
Nah.
No.389141
Anonymous
Replies:>>389145>>389187
Image:179056817569.gif(6.11MB, 434x694)7y7v2x9qvx8g1[1].gif
Remember to pick drones up directly by their heads (this is fun for them).
No.389142
Anonymous
Replies:>>389144
>>389136
>Dorn pattern Worker Drone
>Larger and bulkier than stock
>Designed for demolition and heavy-duty construction work, possibly for military applications that never fully emerged
>As durable as they are powerful
>First models had no bottom plate for some reason, their internals were exposed, but this was swiftly corrected
>All are some level of autistic
No.389143
Anonymous
Replies:>>389150
Image:179056842320.png(360kB, 445x475)V toothpick.png
>>389118
That transparent segment/window on J's midsection showing off the insides of her anatomy adapter is a pretty cool (and hot) detail
No.389144
Anonymous
>>389142
>All are some level of autistic
You could say that about every drone.
No.389145
Anonymous
Replies:>>389146>>389147
>>389141
But what if you accidentally pull off their wigs?
No.389146
Anonymous
>>389145
Then you laugh at them.
No.389147
Anonymous
>>389145
It would be extremely painful...
No.389148
Anonymous
Replies:>>389149
J walking down a hallway.
https://x.com/desorilize/status/2104289737523777654
No.389149
Anonymous
>>389148
Not a fan of those heads but that jass is pretty good.
No.389150
Anonymous
>>389143
shut up dus- OH FUCK GET THESE YOSHI ISLAND THINGS OFF ME
No.389151
Anonymous
Am I the only one for whom the plus sometimes turns gray, like after bootleg vodka?
No.389152
Anonymous
Replies:>>389153
Anybody have that clip of Molli's "heated gamer moment"?
No.389153
Anonymous
Replies:>>389154
>>389152
you're gonna have to be more specific
No.389154
Anonymous
>>389153
Clanker with the hard R while the make a wish kid was in the room.
No.389155
Anonymous
Replies:>>389188>>389331>>389333
Image:179057197355.png(768kB, 781x850)Spoiler image
>Squad E-R-S deploys to a fringe exoplanet with an incredibly slow rotation, taking approximately 9156.8 Earth hours to achieve a single rotation
>For practical & 'legal' reasons, Corporate mandates that all squads must perform and scale all calendar-dependent activities in accordance to Planetary Local Time rather than Coordinated Universal Time
>The good news is that S has a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to celebrate a Graham Cracker Monday that'll effectively last for over one whole Earth year
>The bad news is that the squad touched down planetside on a Tuesday, meaning the Graham Crackers S brought along will be expired long before Monday comes back around
No.389156
Anonymous
chumby drone tumby
No.389157
Anonymous
Replies:>>389158>>389182
>>389045
>>sentinel drone J is a hyper competent workaholic to the point she has little to no relationship with you and only knows that A: she has a son. B: his name is Anon.
>Sorry anon but loving you wasn't in my contract.
No.389158
Anonymous
Replies:>>389159>>389160
>>389157
>Unfortunately her progeny is as business autistic as her.
>"Page 134, article R, section 3. You are required to provide emotional support during and up to adolescence, which you have unfortunately lacked. As I see it I am owed at least 16 years of back payment, though I'm sure we can negotiate interest rates."
No.389159
Anonymous
Replies:>>389160
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>>389158
>TFW you’ve been following a case for six months, and the only thing both sides have agreed on so far is that the absence of a bedtime hug classifies as a "low-level breach of contract."
No.389160
Anonymous
Replies:>>389163>>389184
Image:179057438977.jpg(199kB, 1550x1658)175562130919.jpg
>>389158
>>389159
I am going to grab my J and live innawoods so I avoid this sad outcome from ever happening.
No.389161
Anonymous
Replies:>>389166
Image:179057525506.jpg(305kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260928_010027_YouTube.jpg
>>389110
>happy accident

Not so! She was the very intentional product of severe brain damage! That's got to count for something!
No.389162
Anonymous
Replies:>>389481
Image:179057537046.jpg(235kB, 1080x608)Screenshot_20260928_010157_YouTube.jpg
>>389110
>>"lol, lmao" Nori said at the countless deaths of normalkeks

comically canon. there was not an iota of guilt in that crab
No.389163
Anonymous
Replies:>>389164
Image:179057549550.png(324kB, 639x499)serial designation j (murder drones) - ded37f82217e26853d87b5e9ae0403af.png
>>389160
>consigning your J to joblessness
>consigning your J to never having subordinates again

She might honestly prefer the custody battle
No.389164
Anonymous
>>389163
J I'm taking the kids.
No.389165
Anonymous
Replies:>>389167
Image:179057604204.png(235kB, 1024x1536)Untitled652_20260928061345.png
No.389166
Anonymous
Replies:>>389168
>>389161
Do you think Nori was as emotionally immature as she is now before she got her very minor case of serious brain damage?
No.389167
Anonymous
>>389165
You don't need to do all of this to convert, berry-chan.
Just baptism will do for today.
No.389168
Anonymous
Replies:>>389169>>389170
Image:179057761220.jpg(288kB, 1080x555)Screenshot_20260419_174717_YouTube.jpg
>>389166
>do I think Nori was immature

Yes. Arguably even moreso than before she faced "living as a Normie" for years. Does CFL Nori look like she cares how she fucks up her loved ones lives?
No.389169
Anonymous
Replies:>>389171
>>389168
She’s literally like Uzi, except Uzi, at least, started to realize the consequences of her actions a little bit by the end.
No.389170
Anonymous
>>389168
>she fucks up her loved ones lives
What, she just busts Alice's chops, that's what friends do! (Nori is too autistic to understand she's bullying Alice)
No.389171
Anonymous
>>389169
That's why most of the Anons I asked the question of a while back thinks Nori is more autistic than her daughter.
No.389172
Anonymous
Replies:>>389173>>389174>>389175>>389176>>389178>>389179>>389189>>389190>>389196>>389210
Image:179057887668.png(340kB, 1150x920)smilepreg.png
alright, which one of you anons is responsible for this??
No.389173
Anonymous
>>389172
Oh fuck he finally ate Pidge.
No.389174
Anonymous
>>389172
I fed him a barrel of sweet crude for dinner.
No.389175
Anonymous
>>389172
I love having context.
No.389176
Anonymous
Replies:>>389177>>389186>>389198
Image:179057939022.png(257kB, 831x858)Spoiler image
>>389172
Impossible that was Eta.

Full swallow when?
No.389177
Anonymous
>>389176
>put your finger against Pidge's display and push her down
>your finger is dutifully slobbered on and sucked before she lets you withdraw it
>she traces the bulge of Pidge down her throat with one of her own fingers as she swallows before opening her mouth wide to show you that Pidge is all gone
No.389178
Anonymous
Image:179058027924.gif(1.04MB, 498x323)oh-no-40k.gif
>>389172
No.389179
Anonymous
Replies:>>389180
Image:179058071943.png(1.05MB, 743x750)1768045888502.png
>>389172
CANON!
No.389180
Anonymous
Replies:>>389181
>>389179
canon how?
No.389181
Anonymous
>>389180
A good clank is capable of a lot.
No.389182
Anonymous
Replies:>>389183
>>389157
Interspecies reviewers demons work that way. They follow the letter of the contract 100%. Including marriage vows. So if you swear to "make her happy" she will be demanding, but if you "want us both to be happy" she will be a loving wife.
No.389183
Anonymous
>>389182
The legal intricacies of our ancestors.
No.389184
Anonymous
>>389160
>Anon jugbears his own wife somehow
No.389185
Anonymous
Interspecies reviewers manga lore:

If you get married innthe. hurch of the goddess you and your spiuce are made 100% compatible, no matter what. We are shown a normal human guy marry a salamander girl and when it was time to kiss he braced for the heat, but nothing happened, he was now immune to the fire and heat she makes. (slamanders burn hot enough that can use them as a living grill).

And at the end of the chapter we are shown a single page with an ogre and a fairy next to eachother in bed and the fairy is thinking "how the hell did it fit?!"
No.389186
Anonymous
Replies:>>389192>>389198>>389218>>389232
Image:179058239449.png(303kB, 1038x1130)Spoiler image
>>389176
just don't tell page anon i drew more vore of his drone
No.389187
Anonymous
>>389141
> POV: Sentinel Drone post-war seeing a Disassembly Drone
No.389188
Anonymous
>>389155
This is how S broke out of Cyn's control and went rogue
No.389189
Anonymous
>>389172
WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOONE
No.389190
Anonymous
Replies:>>389191
>>389172
why is everyone losing their shit over this
No.389191
Anonymous
>>389190
Because everyone here is lame, gay, and hates drones.
No.389192
Anonymous
>>389186
Holy based
No.389193
Anonymous
Replies:>>389194>>389226>>389227
Why did Merc not make the S for last week?
No.389194
Anonymous
Replies:>>389195
>>389193
You didn't leave her a graham cracker.
I assume you know the consequences.
No.389195
Anonymous
Replies:>>389199
Image:179058473094.png(189kB, 407x498)Untitled586_20260908100542.png
>>389194
>Consequences cat
No.389196
Anonymous
Image:179058492205.jpg(44kB, 521x480)1505327113370.jpg
>>389172
THROBBING
No.389197
Anonymous
Image:179058527226.png(15kB, 286x260)heh.png
>Play TF2
>DarkXWolf17 joins the server
No.389198
Anonymous
Image:179058570736.gif(572kB, 320x240)1583812493931.gif
>>389176
>>389186
my brain says no but my pp says yes...
No.389199
Anonymous
Image:179058722013.png(894kB, 1763x1625)c1727c64549bbc9def627a1a1b9a8811.png
>>389195
Just one if you're lucky.
No.389200
Anonymous
>>389050
Can I see it?
No.389201
Anonymous
>>389050
You mean the one with J?
No.389202
Anonymous
Image:179059308676.png(522kB, 1384x8008)metamorphosis greentext.png
>>389036
No.389203
Anonymous
Image:179059354765.png(663kB, 768x577)WifE.png
>This will never be (you)
No.389204
Anonymous
Replies:>>389205>>389235
Image:179059445145.jpg(199kB, 1200x1091)services-x-post-2103517457809920190-0.a53eea10.jpg
Ahhhh my V plush has finally gotten out of pre-order hell.
Can't wait to smother her in kisses...
No.389205
Anonymous
Replies:>>389206
>>389204
You guys buy plushes?
No.389206
Anonymous
Replies:>>389207
>>389205
You don't?
No.389207
Anonymous
Replies:>>389208
Image:179059521330.jpg(193kB, 1913x1080)DemOK.jpg
>>389206
I did. Once.
No.389208
Anonymous
Replies:>>389209
>>389207
But did you enter the plussie?
No.389209
Anonymous
Replies:>>389216>>389279
Image:179059544984.jpg(2.05MB, 1500x4265)174244365999.jpg
>>389208
No but I entered a deep state of financial regret.
No.389210
Anonymous
Replies:>>389211>>389219>>389224
>>389172
Has smileanon become the new pavo
No.389211
Anonymous
Replies:>>389212>>389219
>>389210
Not enough spiteposting yet. Just wait.
No.389212
Anonymous
Replies:>>389213>>389215
>>389211
There is on /co/
No.389213
Anonymous
>>389212
Shitposters will try to use anything as ammo. Ignore them.
No.389214
Anonymous
Replies:>>389217
I am up to no good
No.389215
Anonymous
>>389212
Who gives a fuck about those faggots?
No.389216
Anonymous
>>389209
They're not that expensive come on, plus you have something cool on your shelf. I have real reasons to be in financial regret, I bought ARK Survival and all DLC for it, and I'm still coping and seething
No.389217
Anonymous
>>389214
Shootin' up some b-ball in the neighbourhood?
No.389218
Anonymous
>>389186
fukken NOICE
No.389219
Anonymous
>>389210
What does this even mean
>>389211
Why would anyone even hate on Smile
Friendly lad, always positive, makes funny drawings, loves em drones
No.389220
Anonymous
Replies:>>389238
Image:179060167876.png(1.47MB, 3465x2514)DressedY.png
>Hyperdrone godwYfe!
>She must roll 2d6 before using her powers!
>If she rolls doubles she thinks her head is going to explode!
>Since her thoughts become reality this is true!
>Your lifes are linked due to some magic bullshit she pulled!
>You now have to calm Y down before both of you pop like balloons!
No.389221
Anonymous
Replies:>>389222>>389239
Image:179060222488.png(245kB, 970x1162)PatPatPatThenClangClangClang.png
Remember to lovebomb your drone at least once a day, it helps them a lot!
No.389222
Anonymous
Replies:>>389223>>389239
>>389221
Remember to traumatize your drone at least once a day, it builds character.
No.389223
Anonymous
Image:179060247705.jpg(54kB, 850x544)b622d90cf63e4af9ebd9e826e07fc01f.jpg
>>389222
Remember, you are going to the N chamber
No.389224
Anonymous
>>389210
I think he's more of N than Pablo
No.389225
Anonymous
This is indeed an interesting morning.
No.389226
Anonymous
>>389193
Maybe he’s tiered or busy with something else.
No.389227
Anonymous
Replies:>>389228
>>389193
What happened last week?
No.389228
Anonymous
>>389227
Grham crackr
No.389229
Anonymous
Replies:>>389230>>389231>>389233>>389234>>389327
good news! (You) get to choose where the new Murder Drones™ spinoff will be set! GLITCH says it's gotta be "set on a planet that somehow escaped the solver's notice" that's "totally unlike Copper-9" but other than that you've got free rein to do anything that'd fit into the universe. well, what have you got?
No.389230
Anonymous
>>389229
Grugworld
No.389231
Anonymous
>>389229
Mars, it will focus on the lives of Drones and Cyborg humans that worship machines. The solver didn't go to mars because it was too much of a bitch
No.389232
Anonymous
>>389186
Fucking kek.
No.389233
Anonymous
Image:179060576829.png(649kB, 750x811)averageCalamityEnjoyer.png
>>389229
Already doing it twice:
>Agro-C
>Fai homeworl
No.389234
Anonymous
>>389229
Dog Planet
No.389235
Anonymous
Replies:>>389281
>>389204
Wash it first, Anon. Who knows which Chinese factory it was sewn in.
No.389236
Anonymous
Disastrous
No.389237
Anonymous
Replies:>>389240>>389241>>389242>>389243>>389244
Image:179060594192.png(497kB, 1080x771)Alpha boner-ascended to the heavens.png
Akita wear some leather clothes
No.389238
Anonymous
Replies:>>389246
>>389220
Nah, it's no use. Order a new Y.
No.389239
Anonymous
>>389221
>>389222
>First, you hug Smiledrone tightly
>Then, you lower your hands...
No.389240
Anonymous
Replies:>>389251
>>389237
>Keetbertsons aren't shaded like clothes are
Can we see this outfit from the front, ITAnon?
No.389241
Anonymous
Image:179060615352.png(452kB, 552x920)1768045888597.png
>>389237
SLUT!
No.389242
Anonymous
Replies:>>389251
>>389237
I don't get it. Where's Akita's massive futa cock
No.389243
Anonymous
Replies:>>389251
>>389237
W-anon possessing Itanon
No.389244
Anonymous
>>389237
LEWD! tosa next?
No.389245
Anonymous
Image:179060652329.jpg(32kB, 320x611)KhanDoorman.jpg
>my wife is dead!
>I don't want to remarry, i just want to build doors
>Click [HERE]
whoever invented webp files should rope themselves
No.389246
Anonymous
Replies:>>389248
>>389238
What part of you die with her do you not understand?
No.389247
Anonymous
Replies:>>389249
>Rape Khan so he becomes a decent father to Uzi.
Will this lead to the end of the world, or is Uzi too autistic to improve?
No.389248
Anonymous
Replies:>>389250
>>389246
Don't you have any coupons for space Amazon?
No.389249
Anonymous
Replies:>>389252
>>389247
Why are you gay for Khan?
No.389250
Anonymous
>>389248
Y used all of them up to buy more models
No.389251
Anonymous
Replies:>>389256
>>389240
Too lazy
>>389242
I ate it
>>389243
Do they have a w for a head?
No.389252
Anonymous
Replies:>>389253>>389255>>389332
Image:179060790565.png(743kB, 1101x1371)a52697b9c8cb2a6d7901a5f9e457f068.png
>>389249
I'm not gay, I'm a robophile.
No.389253
Anonymous
Image:179060798277.png(45kB, 679x698)176079559165.png
>>389252
No.389254
Anonymous
Replies:>>389257
Image:179060818979.jpg(82kB, 896x640)c1efb5a082682e5fcdff65bf26eb3873.jpg
>TFW your drone fellas put on a maid outfits
No.389255
Anonymous
>>389252
A robophile for masculine-looking and male-voiced robots specifically...
No.389256
Anonymous
Replies:>>389346
Image:179060836761.png(434kB, 1744x1420)8f716c585fde0d1ecea7c0a5cc7c5b8f.png
>>389251
>Do they have a w for a head?
Maybe for a hair
No.389257
Anonymous
Image:179060842411.png(125kB, 472x840)EYECOOOM.png
>>389254
You vill accept your boywife harem and make them all mpreggers
No.389258
Anonymous
Replies:>>389259>>389276
why yes, I am feeding Akita a lot of DU-Ubble Stack Solverborgers lately. you can call me the Akitect.
No.389259
Anonymous
Replies:>>389260>>389271
>>389258
>Blobkita weighs 700 pounds and has Type-4 diabetes
Great going anon...
No.389260
Anonymous
Replies:>>389261
>>389259
>Type 4
BBW Hagkita?
No.389261
Anonymous
>>389260
More like Hamplanetkita
No.389262
Anonymous
Replies:>>389263>>389264>>389265>>389274>>389298
What activities would you want to do if you had a drone?
And don’t say “Fuck them” cuz that’s the obvious answer.
No.389263
Anonymous
>>389262
Play Tetris and steal money.
No.389264
Anonymous
>>389262
Play warhammer, have someone to paint models and terrain for warhammer with, talk about grog warhammer rules and lore. Have someone for reliable RPG sessions (1 player+ GM is actually really fun). Cuddle.
No.389265
Anonymous
>>389262
Take them out for fishing. Perhaps even bowling
No.389266
Anonymous
Replies:>>389268>>389284
BUY THE LORDS OF THE SOLVER DLCS FOR 25.99 FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL LORD!
BUY THE POWERCREEP OR GET DESTROYED BY OVERPOWERED UNITS AND LORDS YOU CAN'T ACCESS WITHOUT THE DLCS!
No.389267
Anonymous
Replies:>>389292
Recently a childless Anon finds newly orphaned pillbaby, and decides to rise it as their own.
No.389268
Anonymous
Replies:>>389270
Recycling!
>>389266
No thanks.
I'll print my own using cheap resin and a printer that ticks funny during the printing process.
No.389269
Democracy Officer
Replies:>>389270>>389275
Emily tries out her brand new 6 inch dildo

It enters the wrong hole
No.389270
Anonymous
Replies:>>389272
>>389268
>Recycling!
>>389269
>Democracy Officer

what?
No.389271
Anonymous
Replies:>>389273>>389321>>389326
>>389259
oh please, she's a tasteful 200ish pounds, padded in all the right places
No.389272
Anonymous
>>389270
I forgot to change the name back to anon
No.389273
Anonymous
Replies:>>389277
>>389271
Not even the AS can make Blobkita's fat rolls appealing.
No.389274
Anonymous
>>389262
I’d have my drone fly me places. I’d also like to observe him or her. I’d be really curious how they think and what they do during the day. I’d would also be nice if they’d do some of the chores I don’t like doing. There isn’t much I want to do with a drone, it would be nice to sleep with one but that depends on the temperament of the drone. If my drone didn’t enjoy cuddling or sleeping together I won’t do it even if I’d want to. The logistics of owning a drone are interesting too, do they get thier own room? Would they want one? What would my drone do when they go outside on their own? Can they get driver’s licenses? Would people try to steal them so they can sell them to llm companies? If they were a solver drone do they go to the gas station to buy gasoline or motor oil to drink? Do they get an allowance to spend on stuff every month, some tech idiots do that with their llms? What will the government do when they find out I’m living with a sci fi killer robot armed with lasers and rockets? Would I get fined, would we be left alone because we aren’t doing anything and they don’t want to provoke a killer robot? This goes for sentinel drones too, but you’d exchange sociopathic behaviours for more ptsd. Would they even want to live with me? I’m just assuming they are from another dimension or from the future? Is the solver real can we kill it with nuzi porn? What if they see the drone porn folder? What if they are disgusted? What if they read the maintainance greens I’ve written? What if they were impacted by my greens? Would they go after liam or other anons, for making their world and the solver? Would they get a job, if so what job? How would I deal with spare parts if they can’t regenerate? Etc
No.389275
Anonymous
>>389269
When you're as much of a horny slut as Emily, every hole is the right hole.
And when you're as much of a self-hating horny slut as Emily, every hole is the wrong hole.
No.389276
Anonymous
>>389258
>Stupid pun
Fucking kek
No.389277
Anonymous
Replies:>>389278
>>389273
you're right, even the solver's unknowable powers wouldn't be enough to make you straight
No.389278
Anonymous
Replies:>>389280
>>389277
>You're gay if you don't like obesity
BizarroAnon, do you remember where you are?
No.389279
Anonymous
>>389209
fourth world ahh
No.389280
Anonymous
Replies:>>389282>>389283>>389287
Image:179061428365.png(3.55MB, 2048x2048)IMG_2942.png
>>389278
uhhh.... /v/
No.389281
Anonymous
>>389235
eugh chinks
No.389282
Anonymous
Image:179061440486.png(373kB, 446x530)Texan Brain.PNG
>>389280
I'm sorry but that wasn't the right answer.
Lose $200 and go to jail.
No.389283
Anonymous
Replies:>>389285
>>389280
Is that a modified drone wearing an anime girl mask? Why does she have 5 fingers drones don’t have five fingers. Is it based on one of those 3d bimbo drones?
No.389284
Anonymous
>>389266
>TFW I have a 3D printer.
Pathetic worm, you have no power over me!
No.389285
Anonymous
Replies:>>389286
>>389283
there are at least 5 drones in that picture
No.389286
Anonymous
>>389285
The trojan suit
No.389287
Anonymous
>>389280
Wow, this new steaks OC looks pretty cool…
No.389288
Anonymous
Replies:>>389295>>389312
If your keet is getting too heavy, simply have her grow taller to better distribute her mass.
>ripples start to form in anon's glass of water as distant booms become louder and louder
Ah, my keetwife approaches.
No.389289
Anonymous
Replies:>>389290
Wouldn't Keet just store excess mass in reserve for regeneration?
No.389290
Anonymous
Image:179061594222.png(3.48MB, 1664x2008)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 02042407c8f0cf75a31785a10725fa8d.png
>>389289
>canon

Keeter's black hole would compress all excess matter into her singularity, enabling Keet to effectively(but not truly, as the central Solver no longer exists to connect to) store unlimited matter in her body: Keet could theoretically go for months or years without eating provided she has sufficient "buildup" beforehand

>also canon

Keet decides how big Keet gets and in what ways. So if she WANTS to go human sized or bigger, she can. Or perhaps, given her personality, if (you) want her to go human sized or bigger...
No.389291
Anonymous
Replies:>>389293
Image:179061626477.png(107kB, 465x603)KinkY.png
Alright I'm back what did I miss....oh.... Good thing that my drone wYfe remains slender no matter how far into the fattY scale she goes
No.389292
Anonymous
Replies:>>389296>>389301
Image:179061633831.png(16kB, 940x805)anon and beau (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - a6f40ad1cff4f53fe87f46b5bf317abc.png
>>389267
>it dosen't go so well...
No.389293
Anonymous
Replies:>>389294
Image:179061639750.png(1.33MB, 2000x2000)serial designation y (original character) drawn by amyanon - 7a0d628c9c9458acb9adb0699b61fa5e.png
>>389291
>slender

Check your eyes
No.389294
Anonymous
>>389293
Uhh but the plump opisthosoma doesn't count tho, she's just gifted like that
No.389295
Anonymous
>>389288
Press F, may the Lord protect you.
No.389296
Anonymous
>>389292
Beau put that anon down right now
No.389297
Anonymous
Replies:>>389299>>389302>>389303>>389304>>389309
How come we have new and interesting concepts, but they don't last long and quickly die down?
No.389298
Anonymous
Replies:>>389300
>>389262
Nothing. I’d hand over all the routine stuff, like cleaning, doing the dishes, and grocery shopping, to a drone, and spend my free time on useless bullshit.
No.389299
Anonymous
Replies:>>389309
>>389297
Write the greens and do the drawing yourself. Don't expect everyone else to do it just because it's new or because that's what you want.
No.389300
Anonymous
Image:179061844387.png(3.50MB, 1759x2448)Drone-1Matron.png
>>389298
Bad drone owner, you failed the test, Glorious Matron Tessa shall send you to a gulag for reeducation
No.389301
Anonymous
>>389292
LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE
No.389302
Anonymous
Replies:>>389303>>389315
>>389297
Its because they weren’t uploaded to the booru on time and nobody could reference the greens and the art to make more.
No.389303
Anonymous
Replies:>>389306>>389307>>389308>>389309
Image:179061882505.jpg(535kB, 2048x1467)alice (murder drones) drawn by lazydeer_(twitter) - 7ea67991a855b259b91d424106d659e9.jpg
>>389297
Because anons don't build on them

>drone/human conflict
>sentinelborn
>Hoi4 Drones
>GURPS Drones
>economy drones
>literally anything related to V

If anons don't post greens then it dosen't happen, and between RL stuff keeping our writefags busy and a the general(if misguided) sentiment of not "necro"ing ideas from earlier threads + the booru losses >>389302 mentioned and stuff loses momentum faster than it should.
No.389304
Anonymous
Replies:>>389305
>>389297
Because you haven't givven the smiledrone preg art enough replies for the overlords to do anything for your trends, dusty.
No.389305
Anonymous
>>389304
Using pet names already, how cute!
No.389306
Anonymous
Replies:>>389324
>>389303
>literally anything related to V
you mean the same rape and emergence jokes we've had since thread #36?
No.389307
Anonymous
>>389303
>GURPS Drones
I will continue and post more, working on gurps autism is giving me inspiration to do stuff with my greens, also I only have 2 days left of my vacation and I want to finish painting some of my models
No.389308
Anonymous
>>389303
I myself lack creativity and I can't come up with new concepts. I've aided in the creation of the solver princesses by explaining stuff, and I came up with the name seninelborn to categorize that sort of green.
No.389309
Anonymous
Replies:>>389310>>389311>>389313
Image:179061929543.png(215kB, 1103x1426)ff0616685605bd912b84fde342ae5a5f.png
>>389297
>>389299
>Me who will still write and draw for the next hundred years regardless of thread perception
Locking tf in
>>389303
Do you have any links? I'll try uploading them
No.389310
Anonymous
Replies:>>389313
>>389309
Don't burn yourself out.
No.389311
Anonymous
>>389309
k
No.389312
Anonymous
>>389288
Giantessfags are a meme.
No.389313
Anonymous
>>389309
>>389310
Burn yourself out. Do it.
Go grind that set.
No.389314
Anonymous
Replies:>>389322>>389344
>sentinel mother Doll
>Very good mother, if emotionally distant on account of solver related PTSD
No.389315
Anonymous
Replies:>>389316>>389318>>389323
>>389302
Writefags relying on others to upload their greens has been a disaster for our community. So much content has been lost because of it.
No.389316
Anonymous
Replies:>>389317>>389319
>>389315
>Writefags relying on others to upload their greens has been a disaster for our community. So much content has been lost because of it.
I want to stay anonymous though
No.389317
Anonymous
>>389316 (nta)
Plus if I only upload my stuff or only the stuff I like, I feel like I'm being selfish and controlling what sort of content is allowed to flourish in the threads.
No.389318
Anonymous
Replies:>>389320
>>389315
If something I wrote doesn't get saved on the booru then it means it wasn't good enough to be saved on the booru, simple as
No.389319
Anonymous
>>389316
guys! we better put all our resources into doxxing random ass user uh.... let me roll a number real quick... uh huh...
CYNENJOYER7! SUCH A RECOGNIZABLE NAME THAT WILL HUNT DOWN FOREVER!
No.389320
Anonymous
>>389318
No, It means the people who upload were too tired to upload it.
No.389321
Anonymous
Replies:>>389326
>>389271
Equal proportion but slight bottom heavy body would fit a chubby akita if shes gonna weigh 200 lbs
No.389322
Anonymous
Replies:>>389344>>389352>>389469
>>389314
>Be Anton
>Live in a loving, wholesome family of an old veteran and a sentinel drone
>Father teaches you to be a man and supports your every endeavor, offering manly advice when needed
>Mother gives you all the love imaginable and teaches you to respect life and find happiness in it
>Your siblings love you and don't look down on you, even though they are sentinel drones and you're just a simple human
>Life is good
No.389323
Anonymous
Replies:>>389325
>>389315
Honestly, I wouldn't have uploaded even half of my greens, because I find them excruciatingly buenoworthy, though the anons seemed to like them, judging by the replies.
No.389324
Anonymous
Replies:>>389342>>389343
Image:179062205499.jpg(31kB, 736x414)4d0d8791ccba1feee0d6d8e1abec4734.jpg
>>389306
>mindbreak posting
No I mean the actually interesting stuff

>what does she want?
>how does she feel about her original life's purpose being complete?
>what does she do with herself now that said goal is finished?
>how does she feel about almost all her efforts working counter to said goal?(with Uzi being the one to accomplish it DESPITE V's best efforts)
>what about Beau hit her so hard?(we rarely see her even half as sentimental as taking his hat would indicate) why dosen't that apply to other drones?
>how does she feel about Nuzi?
>how does she feel about J?
>does she even believe she can be happy?
>does she even want to exist

There's one solid point amongst the seas of shit the Emergencanons drop and that's that canon V is LOST. Nobody needs her, her mission is finished, and the persona she built around accomplishing said mission(rutheless, emotionally closed off psychotic) is now worse than useless.

V post canon has literally nothing in her life except "orbit Nuzi/Lizzy" and this is so obvious even the merch adds show it. But absolutely NOTHING we've made outside those two "robochristian?" and "raptor rancher" posts even comes close to addressing it!

There are interesting ideas involved with her damage/repair/failure to repair that beg to be pursued, but it just never happens for some reason, and I have no idea who what or why(be it dust's "there is no damage" or dustfag's "unrecoverable minbreak lol" is to blame for that.
No.389325
Anonymous
Replies:>>389328
>>389323
At least you get replies. I never get any, so I honestly have no idea if people even like it or not.
No.389326
Anonymous
Image:179062294672.gif(104kB, 216x114)1742706458803908.gif
>>389271
>>389321
>Chunkeeter
No.389327
Anonymous
Replies:>>389329>>389330
>>389229
Pluto, the humans refused to acknowledge it, and so it was not on any map.
No.389328
Anonymous
Replies:>>389330>>389334
>>389325
Measuring replies as a metric for greentext quality has always been a deeply flawed metric, considering how easy it is for something to get buried between the roughly 900 posts of an average thread.
No.389329
Anonymous
Replies:>>389330
>>389327
That's fucking genius.
No.389330
Anonymous
>>389329(me)
>>389327
I meant to reply to the Pluto post.
>>389328
And the fact that anons don't scroll up, they don't read the end of last threads and they might not even reply even if the they like the green.
No.389331
Anonymous
>>389155
This kills the S.
No.389332
Anonymous
>>389252
My N does good work, but I really wish he wouldn't insistently refer to himself as a "boywife maid".
No.389333
Anonymous
>>389155
As the teams technician I requisition more graham crackers and issue a graham year permission for S (She deserves it)
No.389334
Anonymous
Replies:>>389336>>389337
>>389328
NTA but one downside of writing for people in the message board format is that unless there are replies there isn't another direct feedback mechanism to judge your work by.
For example, sometimes I will see people ask a writefag specifically to revisit an old greentext series or write about a character who hasn't gotten much fleshing out in a long time, the writefag will write, and the greentext gets maybe one or no replies, often the requests for updates will outnumber the replies to said update.
Of course greens get buried all the time and reply density is partially dictated by people's schedules, but if a writefag spends a bunch of time on something and then nobody reacts to it at all I think its reasonable to assume there isn't any interest and they can move on to some other topic.
No.389335
Anonymous
Replies:>>389338>>389519
N pounding Yeva, 4 images
https://x.com/EpokGuyz/status/2104593983137878153
No.389336
Anonymous
>>389334
Yeah that's the other side of the thing.
No.389337
Anonymous
Replies:>>389339
>>389334
You're certainly not wrong in that writing for message boards makes it significantly harder to positively gauge whether people are interested in particular works, let alone the number of people interested, when compared to sites like AO3 that actively track views as well as offering other ways for readers to express interest without needing to leave a comment.
No.389338
Anonymous
>>389335
>X
I can't see shit
No.389339
Anonymous
Replies:>>389340
>>389337
The day i write and post of ao3 is the day i kill myself
No.389340
Anonymous
>>389339
I don't think "Giantess Tessa eats drone Me sexfully" is a good legacy to leave behind Anon. Maybe wait a bit after you post on AO3.
No.389341
Anonymous
Replies:>>389359>>389364>>389496
>Be me,Anon.
>I worked as a JCJENSON (IN SPAAAAACE!!!!) technician.
>Drones are all I've ever known and seen.
>I was assigned to this new planet for a "simple" maintenance check on a squad of worker drones.
>I landed this morning.
>The planet looks like Earth but with a lot of grass.
>The warm wind brushing my hair.
>It looks almost peaceful.
>Almost...
>The first things I noticed after stepping of my landing pod was this weird robo-dogs.
>They didn't attack me,just watching.
>Creepy...
>The second thing I notice is this giant hole.
>Wide open like a scar in the planet body.
>Even from this distance, I can still see piles of limbs,cracked chassis and broken visors.
>The rumors spoke that the soil cultivator are the most expendable of all.
>Same bodies as normal workers.
>Just a different role and shorter expected lifespan.
>I check a squad of some newer units.
>Doing the usual business and same routine.
>Running diagnostics and maintenance work.
>Not the best, but good enough for what I do for a living.
>Decided to explore a bit.
>I walk the edge of a strawberry field, the lines of plants seem to go on forever.
>I noticed couple of drones ahead.
>I stopped and watched for a while.
>The machines getting worked on till batteries completely drained or can't stand it.
>Then tossed in that pit.
>Somewhere, I saw a SC-drone with designation SC-8993.
>I don't know her or even she's still active.
>I heard from the company that they already wrote her generation off.
>Poor thing, I can’t just leave her there.
>I adjust my tool pack and start walking towards the maintenance depot.
>The wind still warm, but i feel a deep sadness buried here.
>Simple assignment they said.
>Yeah, right.
1/?
No.389342
Anonymous
>>389324
She finds a combat simulation chamber (solverkind)
Simon will join her eventually and they'll train to the point of becoming the most dangerous duo across the cosmos.
No.389343
Anonymous
>>389324
>persona
That's not a persona. That's who she is now. That's the mindbreak.
No.389344
Anonymous
Replies:>>389352>>389469
Image:179063406242.jpg(165kB, 950x684)Screenshot_20260626_184724_YouTube.jpg
>>389314
>>389322
>pushes "family first"
>pushes "family only"
>sees others (drones & humans other than yourself + dad) as valueless: would not hesitate to kill them or encourage you to the same
>ANY not family is untrustworthy: only valuble as tools to be used and discarded
>good at hiding this
>but not from family
>only (you) and dad know why Drones dissappear
>that she prefers her oil fresh...
No.389345
Anonymous
Replies:>>389419
I run salvage ops on an ocean planet, there's plenty to find ever since the war ended, even if a lot of it is still deadly.
Recently, I found a sentinel drone, mostly intact with some crazy prototype weapons, at the bottom of the ocean in a wrecked habitat. Apparently, she'd been trapped down there for years.
So that's all fine, mostly. Now and then she gets a weird smile on her face, and sometimes I hear her muttering about salvation and elegance? I guess years at the bottom of the ocean would make anyone a little goofy. I'm sure it's not a problem.
No.389346
Anonymous
>>389256
Creature
No.389347
Anonymous
Replies:>>389348
>Kelsey Day: nothing on poster but looks like Emily so we seem to mainly go off that
>Dillan Hall: giant bitch
>Angela Palmer: obsessed with The Office and uses it as a subsitute for having a personality
>Lainey Gilmore: prankster
So what, if anything, can we deduce about Kenzie Rivers from how her missing person poster says she was last seen talking about how much she loves having all her limbs and organs?
No.389348
Anonymous
Replies:>>389357
Image:179063638138.png(142kB, 412x803)jane the human (original character) drawn by strawberryanon - c76c5e94a3393c064fc1f6ea9cea1e02.png
>>389347
>mildly traumatized by the Murderbots lurking outside the windows
>seriously why do they have windows?
>essentially the anti-Lizzy: terrified of monsters, death, and dismemberment while eternally paranoid that she hasn't been torn apart yet. structures her entire life around avoiding/preventing her demise
>sweet and somewhat protective if you manage to get past this(because YOU aren't a monster... right?)
>died screaming "I KNEW IT!" as doll ripped out her limbs and organs
No.389349
Anonymous
Replies:>>389350>>389351>>389388>>389392>>389420
Image:179063638827.png(153kB, 1191x794)OMWUM.png
No.389350
Anonymous
Replies:>>389353>>389369
>>389349
NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES
NO
ONE
CARESSSSSSS
No.389351
Anonymous
Replies:>>389355>>389358
>>389349
didn’t you say simon had a human best friend or some other shit
No.389352
Anonymous
Replies:>>389469
>>389322
>>389344
>Doll would have the same parenting style as Uzi

kek
No.389353
Anonymous
>>389350
shit noplussi care aboud
No.389354
Anonymous
Replies:>>389356>>389362>>389376
Being an Molli’s Playhouse fan and explaining to Plussies why finding the drones that could easily be interpreted as young adults cute doesn't make you Simon Scully:
No.389355
Anonymous
>>389351
He does but he enjoys being melodramatic
No.389356
Anonymous
Replies:>>389421
>>389354
kek

>"she was just built short!" anon cries as the Police Sentinels take him away
>they don't actually have legal basis to arrest him, but they think it's gross and they're Sentinels
No.389357
Anonymous
>>389348
>>seriously why do they have windows?
Liam forgor.
No.389358
Anonymous
Replies:>>389360
Image:179063728773.png(18kB, 893x596)doll (original character and 1 more) drawn by privatedust - 194a8dbcc85ee945d2ee62e76ef5e44b.png
>>389351
>"not anymore"
>he didn't die or anything, he's just not happy bro dates the MurderTortureTron500
>he's mentioned this
>repeatedly
>...they haven't talked in a while
No.389359
Anonymous
Replies:>>389364>>389488>>389496
>>389341
>I couldn’t stop thinking about that drone.
>I kept seeing her designation in my head.
>I waited until my local supervisor s clocked out.
>Grabbed whatever necessary and headback to the field.
>No sign of that red fatal error warning on her visor.
>Just a dim pink glow flicker weakly.
>There's still a chance.
>I crouched down.
>"Hey...you still with me?"
>Her optics stuttering
>A cracked voice emitting from her voice bix.
>"...in-n-ncomp-plete..."
>Her joints were stiffed with dried oil and dust.
>I checked the main ports.
>Barely any power left and several systems offline.
>"I'm getting you of here."
>She tried to stand but failed.
>"I...m s-rry...I c-a-n still...I a-a-am...still...u-s-e-ful..."
>I shook my head and picked her up as carefully as I could.
>She was lighter than I expected.
>I carried her back to my landing pod.
>Not the most ideal but this could be my temporary workshop.
>I cleared the main bench and started wth the basics.
>I cleaned the joints, donated fresh oil into her system.
>I replaced two cracked power units with whatever spares parts I had.
>I ran a hard reset on her.
>I really hope that I don't mess this up.
>Her visor brightened.
>Two pink optics focusing nd examining on me.
>"…Why?"
>"Because I assumed they were going to throw you in the Pit."
>“And I don’t like wasting good drones.”
>She looked down at her own hands.
>Her fingers still trembling from residual system lag.
>“I am… an obsolete model… SC-8993… previous unit SC-8992 already recycled… I do not understand why you would spend resources on me…”
>I kept working
>“Yeah, well. I’m bad at orders.”
>She was silent for a long moment.
>“…Thank you.”
>I sat back on my chair
>I looked at the half-fixed Soil Cultivator on my workbench
>and at the warm green fields outside the open pod door.
>My original assignment was supposed to be short.
>But somehow inside, I already knew I wasn’t leaving anytime soon.
>Days passed and somehow faster after this little accident.
>I hought it can't get any worse but...
>Her systems kept dropping offline without warning.
>Sometimes a joint would be stuck and locked.
>The power units I had just replaced started failing again.
>Normal repairs weren’t enough anymore.
>Her hardware was too old and too unsupported.
>Guess that's what we get in recycling instead of updating.
>My current diagnostic tools barely recognized half of her architecture.
>Now I have to start learning code.
>Spent the next sleepless nights hunched over my terminal in the pod.
>Reading every JCJenson manuals i had in my storage.
>Trial and error.
>The first attempt was ugly and barely stable.
>But it worked.
>Sort of.
>She woke clearer than before.
>She still slow and still full of lag.
>Her pink eyes focused on me one morning and she said:
>"You look worse than I do."
>I laughed tiredly once.
>More glitches showed up fast.
>Sometimes she would forget the last few hours we spent.
>Sometimes a personality quirk would stretch too far or cut out completely.
>Once she called me by a name that wasn’t mine and then went quiet for a long time, staring at nothing.
>I never told her how much of her was still missing.
>She tried to stay useful anyway.
>Cleaned the pod when I was too buried deep in code to notice.
>And wiping my tools clean.
>Even still stiff and needing more oil every other day.
>"I can still do small tasks."
>"Please let me."
>One evening I caught her standing at the open pod door, just watching the grass move in the wind.
>She didn’t ask to go back to the fields.
>But I could tell she wanted to be needed out there again.
>We started taking breaks.
>Playing simple games on an old tablet I had.
>Nothing complicated.
>Just something to pass the time without thinking about our failures.
>Another day I found two thin metal rods and some line.
>We walked to a quiet ditch past the edge of the strawberry field.
>This planet has no fish.
>We both knew it.
>But we still sat there for almost an hour.
>Lines in the water that never moved.
>Her shoulder lightly against mine when the wind picked up.
>“This is… inefficient.”
>“Yeah.”
>“But not unpleasant.”
>I didn’t answer.
>Just watched the empty drift.
>By the end of the second week my hands had started shaking when I typed.
>My eyes burned constantly.
>I stopped keeping track of how little I slept.
>She noticed but of course she did.
>One night while I was still at the terminal she placed a cup of water next to the keyboard without a word.
>Then went back to wiping the same clean surface again.
>I kept coding and she kept trying to be useful.
>Neither of us said out loud that the failures were happening faster.
2/?
No.389360
Anonymous
Replies:>>389361
Image:179063743760.png(1.15MB, 1986x2274)thecaptain.png
>>389358
even though he likes J so that makes no sense whatsoever
No.389361
Anonymous
Replies:>>389363
>>389360
he likes doll stfu
death to the author
No.389362
Anonymous
Image:179063769197.png(111kB, 540x354)molly and molli (original character) drawn by potatosalad - 145ae0d8a9402bdfd6466a136a5a83d8 (1).png
>>389354
Molli deserves to have a family
>inb4 making pills with Molli!
>that are bigger than her!
>driving Molli to impotent shortie rage!
>getting mating pressed by her not so impotent drone strength!
>making more pills!
No.389363
Anonymous
Replies:>>389366>>389367>>389370>>389383>>389422
Image:179063770588.png(246kB, 944x1151)theoneandonly.png
>>389361
He likes many women.
No.389364
Anonymous
Replies:>>389365
>>389341(me)
>>389359(me)
I'm tired now, so I'll continue writing this story later or tomorrow.
No.389365
Anonymous
Replies:>>389368
>>389364
>longkino

basedanon, I look forward to figuring out who the drone is
No.389366
Anonymous
Replies:>>389372
>>389363
nuh uh
No.389367
Anonymous
Replies:>>389373
Image:179063794814.png(3.18MB, 2480x2767)alice (murder drones) - b541dfd5794e25ecd38080f51fbad4f4.png
>>389363
>Alice
>sharing

either she's abandoning that dirty cheating Jensonite or she's harvesting the other three for parts, nothing in between
No.389368
Anonymous
Image:179063797767.jpg(203kB, 489x1382)Spoiler image
>>389365
>I look forward to figuring out who the drone is
But you already know?
No.389369
Anonymous
>>389350
You care enough to wine about it
No.389370
Anonymous
Replies:>>389371>>389377
Image:179063823028.png(3.85MB, 4096x4096)cyn, serial designation j, serial designation v, tessa james elliot, simon dustwell, and 5 more (original character and 2 more) drawn by privatedust - 91ff40e7655057262348c588213dd5a1.png
>>389363
>write my OCs
>but not like that!
>only green exactly in accordance with the special backstory I made in my head!(and never shared)

greens or GTFO
No.389371
Anonymous
Replies:>>389377
>>389370
You're right and he won't reply to this because he's a pussy.
No.389372
Anonymous
Image:179063829959.png(100kB, 1071x798)sealmon.png
>>389366
yuh uh
No.389373
Anonymous
Replies:>>389375>>389380
>>389367
>harvesting the other three for parts
>after putting their cores in jars
>until Simon asks her to move them to hamster balls, which she complies with
No.389374
Anonymous
Replies:>>389377
Dust,does Simon have any connection to Earth or the Solver?
No.389375
Anonymous
Replies:>>389378
>>389373
that's not simon tho
No.389376
Anonymous
Image:179063848299.png(622kB, 1511x1095)molly and molli (original character and 1 more) drawn by tomoetomoe - 0af0ed85d63293e9abcd209ddb9b0daa.png
>>389354
>Molli
>young adult
>"easily interpreted"

now wait, please DO explain to this plussie...
No.389377
Anonymous
Replies:>>389379
>>389370
>>389371
Nice instant samefag.
Either way I should've specified which OC's I expected such reception with and with which OC's I did not.
It was mainly the drone OC's for obvious reasons. Althought I kinda deviated away from that whole "look at this cool design guys. Now give 'em lore" thing and instead write the lore myself because the former is retarded and gay.
Also bottom right is literally Katie (yes, the one from canon) incase anyone cares.
>she's siblings with the guy on the top left
>she's the community manager of P&D
>she's also a skilled blades master.
>>389374
Well he's from earth and protects it from the DD invasion along with his power suited buddies. That's pretty much it.
No.389378
Anonymous
>>389375
Whoever that is then.
No.389379
Anonymous
Replies:>>389382>>389394
>>389377
but earth explodes dipshit
how does V and the other DDs exist then.
MAKE SOME GODDAMN GREENS
No.389380
Anonymous
Replies:>>389381>>389384
Image:179063894651.jpg(103kB, 637x963)alice (murder drones) drawn by j_apologist - 2f39ce44bdca10685b83371ace12e945 (1).jpg
>>389373
>J's legs
>Lizzy's backplate
>Doll's chest
>Alice harvested only the BEST parts for her final form
>the donors, meanwhile, get the honor of watching as she clangs her humie with them
>he does nothing
>it's... existence
>at least, until robberAnon finds their cores one day...
No.389381
Anonymous
Replies:>>389385
>>389380
the two lines before the last one confuse me
No.389382
Anonymous
>>389379
they sent to deal with DDs because they haev very powerful suits but Dds too overwhelming so they fight until the end until theres no hope left so they leave in an escape pod and get cryogenized then thawed by J after the events of MD then simon and v fuck and have a kid
No.389383
Anonymous
Replies:>>389386>>389387>>389390
Image:179063948811.png(423kB, 874x848)uzi doorman, serial designation n, serial designation v, nori doorman, and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - ba6b314730d4ca1c546916b8d34945d0.png
>>389363
>polygamy

VILE and WRETCHED dustcraft: clearly these drones crave freedom(and monogamy)
No.389384
Anonymous
>>389380
>since Lizzy's core wouldn't survive removal, she gets off with needing to find a new backplate
>she does get her bestie though
>and this weirdo who sounds like she's her age but tries to act like she's older but also she's a robo-vampire so she's legit actually older than her even though she seems like she's her age
No.389385
Anonymous
Replies:>>389389
Image:179063977065.png(95kB, 1013x708)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and doll (murder drones) drawn by potatosalad - 77c6f0f00b63225f2a042765b6aa50c3.png
>>389381
>Alice harvests cores
>clangs Dusty one in front of them
>Dusty one gives no fucks about cores
>cores sad

it could certainly be more legible though
No.389386
Anonymous
Replies:>>389409
>>389383
Have the ways of the harem been forgotten?
No.389387
Anonymous
Replies:>>389397
>>389383
It's called haremchadding. A simpleton like you would never understand.
No.389388
Anonymous
Replies:>>389392>>389399>>389415
>>389349
>My name is Notim Portant, what is important is what I'm not going to do
>I just fucking hate this planet and the drones feasting on my cock
>Kill my rones in my basement like bitch
>Fight my way through town in a misanthropic rampage
>Avoid sentinel drones and kill dds and humans
>Go to the sewer to kill some mutants and to not get raped by sentinel drones
>Kill mutants until they are killed
>Want to get to power plant to blow up the planet
>Fight my way through hordes of grunt drones and federation soldiers
>Kill the most elite seninel drones doctor Holly has ever made
>Reach the power plant overloading room
>You have to have a drone to blow up the planet
>Get clanged to death by sentinels
No.389389
Anonymous
>>389385
>Dusty one
yk what, fair lmao since he didn't even name that guy
No.389390
Anonymous
Replies:>>389409
Image:179063992792.png(661kB, 1656x1724)serial designation j, serial designation v, and pidge (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by nuke - 703929f05c47563a9c3c343f4b71a023.png
>>389383
PolGYNY, Anon.
Small change, Big difference
No.389391
Anonymous
Replies:>>389393>>389396>>389408
Image:179063995682.png(204kB, 1059x1405)f77b49e354211a2024a10e5aff4dad44.png
Something's off with my worker.
No.389392
Anonymous
>>389388(me)
>>389349

Also cool drawing, its funny. I forgot to mention that.
No.389393
Anonymous
Image:179064010962.png(243kB, 1293x1208)1699155102053976.png
>>389391
Obviously lacking on male attention, more bonding time with her owner is strictly required.
Or she will rot.
Is it controversial to call them that way?
Pets?, property?
No.389394
Anonymous
Replies:>>389395
>>389379
It's set in the office au.
No.389395
Anonymous
Replies:>>389398>>389411
>>389394
in the WHAT
is there a seinfeld au too?
No.389396
Anonymous
>>389391
uoooh
No.389397
Anonymous
Replies:>>389400
>>389387
haremfags died in 2010 tho
No.389398
Anonymous
Replies:>>389410
>>389395
I geniuenly think you don't know what you're talking about. Open wide anon!
The Office AU was an alternative universe created by Murder Drones threads prior to the release of Episode 5. Based on the original theory that disassembly drones had been created and manufactured by JCJenson, the Office AU took a more slice-of-life approach to the company and featured humans and drones interacting. A wide variety of characters originated in the Office AU, such as Serial Designation E, Serial Designation R, Serial Designation S, Serial Designation MG, Jamie, Toby, Abbas, Sophie, Security Carl, Henry, and many more.
No.389399
Anonymous
Image:179064081980.png(94kB, 730x585)sentineled.png
>>389388
They can't keep getting away with it...
No.389400
Anonymous
Replies:>>389401>>389402
>>389397
So did waifuism now people have wives. I don't like how the shift in terms makes it harder to separate fiction from reality. The whole point of a waifu was that she wasn't real but you were attached to her anyway, the attachment people have to characters that they reefer to as wives isn't as loose and not serious as it was with waifus.
No.389401
Anonymous
>>389400
Male loneliness spiked after 2020
No.389402
Anonymous
>>389400
I don't mean to offend anyone here. It's just an observation.
No.389403
Anonymous
Replies:>>389404>>389405>>389406
>Lizzy performing a ritual to resurrect Doll only to fuck it up and become a permanent vessel for her bestie's ghost
>guess they're gonna have to share
No.389404
Anonymous
>>389403
>so... what's it like being inside-
><if you make a sex joke about Doorman I will break our all our phones>
>Settle girl! just thought the centipede might be cool...
No.389405
Anonymous
Replies:>>389406
>>389403
>Lizzy's dad locks the door to his bedroom, lays down and starts dissociating
>again
No.389406
Anonymous
Replies:>>389407
>>389405 (me)
>>389403
>he almost wishes it was still "locked in a bunker besieged by vampires" times
>at least then the weirdest shit he'd have to put up with was Uzi "Naruto running" through the halls biting her classmates
No.389407
Anonymous
Image:179064236372.png(668kB, 1645x1686)mimi and teacher (original character and 1 more) drawn by nuke - a556db8105cab185a73747fa65c94b5a.png
>>389406
>in this episode of Murder Drones: Post Canon, Teacher tries to drag V off the murder wagon
>Dollizzy beats herself
>and Nuzi starts a search for Uzi's "missing brain"
>tune in next time to Murder Drones: Post Canon for the exiting resolution!
No.389408
Anonymous
>>389391
Made for clanging
No.389409
Anonymous
Replies:>>389439
Image:179064258739.png(396kB, 970x766)anon and teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - 7e907857b7de8be5c3c32b53f9d4d160.png
>>389386
>>389390

The ways of the harem are RETARDED and GAY

>less time with each drone
>less love for each drone
>infighting inevitable
>inherently defeats the point of marriage(mutual ownership) by making it a timeshare
>inherently weakens the foundations of the relationship

Sure if I wanted concubines but I want DRONES: loved ones that love me in turn, and we both feel wholeheartedly comfortable in doing so. I don't want sexo when it comes(and it DOES always come) at the expense of fear and pain and the inevitable and unquestionable lie that you "love them the same" when that's something that has never happened and will never happen in the history of any relationship romantic or not. Sure it's fiction, but I can't suspend my disbelief THAT hard, especially when the author makes it clear(as they often do) that there obviously is a "first wife."
No.389410
Anonymous
Image:179064281274.png(269kB, 1120x1163)anon, serial designation v, and serial designation s (original character and 1 more) drawn by smileanon - 2bb4680056ce68f03118158ad642e966.png
>>389398
>office AU

fuck I remember those greens...
No.389411
Anonymous
Image:179064293873.png(200kB, 1388x423)molli (original character) drawn by potatosalad - 3be8a579f708521e335f502e9aaa0006.png
>>389395
>seinfeld AU

arguably yes
No.389412
Anonymous
Replies:>>389413>>389414>>389416>>389418>>389424>>389426>>389458
Image:179064321488.png(507kB, 823x1400)Chubkita have been made.png
Will you sleep on her anon?
No.389413
Anonymous
Image:179064327530.jpg(77kB, 750x808)IMG_1165.jpeg
>>389412
HNNG
No.389414
Anonymous
Replies:>>389417
>>389412
No, that is not my wYfe
No.389415
Anonymous
Image:179064334505.jpg(5.72MB, 3083x2965)alice (murder drones) drawn by aliceanon - fbe623f210d023ad3780532f07f9aa39.jpg
>>389388
>>by sentinels

#Dinoed(they will tell this story to all your progeny)
No.389416
Anonymous
Replies:>>389423
>>389412
No thanks, fat people are repulsive.
No.389417
Anonymous
Replies:>>389425>>389438>>389446>>389463
Image:179064345377.png(445kB, 1295x1246)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 981575cc35144c5c03e09ef04aabc93c.png
>>389414
>she can change for (you) anon!
>she can be Y!
>please don't leave her!
No.389418
Anonymous
Replies:>>389446
>>389412
Isn't keeter some sort of ultimate lifeform or some shit and is able to keep herself in peak condition easily?
Cause it would be cool if she could make herself more curvy if suggested.
No.389419
Anonymous
>>389345
Hand the drone over to the authorities: they’ll be able to get him back on his feet, and the local pirates will be in for a world of hurt, while you’ll get paid.
No.389420
Anonymous
>>389349
Kek.
No.389421
Anonymous
>>389356
Kek.
No.389422
Anonymous
>>389363
Kekl.
No.389423
Anonymous
Replies:>>389446
>>389416
Akita's not a people though, she's a drone
No.389424
Anonymous
>>389412
You fucking bastard, I'm in!
No.389425
Anonymous
Replies:>>389436>>389438>>389444>>389446
>>389417
Listen kita can be my friend but she shouldn't try to be someone else to gain affection, she should find someone who will love her for who she is. Speaking of, there is an Anon that fucks a triceratops lady living next door, maybe we can kill the bitch (she is very rude) so that Akita can swoop in and cheer him up afterwards
No.389426
Anonymous
Replies:>>389427
Image:179064391285.gif(1.42MB, 429x498)next time eat a salad.gif
>>389412
No.389427
Anonymous
>>389426
I'll eat her salad iykwim
No.389428
Anonymous
Replies:>>389449
>Solversapians but they have their own roman society and are actually an interesting species instead of being throwaways
No.389429
Anonymous
Replies:>>389431>>389432>>389433>>389533
Image:179064411667.png(86kB, 757x792)milk.png
The nanites are telling bro smth
No.389430
Anonymous
Replies:>>389446
>kaiju keeter and macro y wrestling their chubby, sweaty bodies over the remains of a once-proud city
No.389431
Anonymous
>>389429
Kek.
No.389432
Anonymous
Replies:>>389434
>>389429
>somehow gets uglier every time you draw him

kek
No.389433
Anonymous
Replies:>>389437
Image:179064461548.gif(532kB, 220x211)ghost-cod.gif
>>389429
It's got future as a badass fully armored mercenary, Mask is mandatory.
No.389434
Anonymous
>>389432
Babies are ugly. Now imagine a mutant baby. Eek!
No.389436
Anonymous
Replies:>>389443>>389446>>389529
Image:179064464515.png(838kB, 922x933)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon and lilblucat - 6c37ea5cbca21e6e9aa4684781932f75.png
>>389425
>shouldn't try to be someone she's not

anon... do you know what kreacher you're talking to? she's about three minutes and a cry from crawling up Y's adaptor and puppeteering her like a suit. on the bright side: she's a lot shittier at Warhammer...
>inb4 you know Y's skinwalkered when she runs a Kroot list
No.389437
Anonymous
Replies:>>389441
>>389433
He often wears goggles like his father. Does that count?
No.389438
Anonymous
Replies:>>389446>>389529
Image:179064483742.png(565kB, 522x954)anon and akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - d5ad79e993251bc3713535959d384a72 (1).png
>>389417
>>389425
>abandoning Keeter for a slYt

you don't deserve GW plastic
No.389439
Anonymous
Replies:>>389440
>>389409
Rex
No.389440
Anonymous
Replies:>>389442
Image:179064497057.png(402kB, 2580x1436)original character and 1 more drawn by w-anon - 7ee81a1ec0bf85a64ae84028f77e3c4c.png
>>389439
No.389441
Anonymous
Image:179064498878.png(1.05MB, 1600x900)1_aSJQ3tcb8gyzlGxvUbb3Bw.png
>>389437
Sure.
A mask works wonders.
No.389442
Anonymous
Replies:>>389445
Image:179064510305.png(64kB, 250x227)rawr.png
>>389440
daeneasaur :DDD
No.389443
Anonymous
Replies:>>389446>>389455
>>389436
Akita would run Necrons.
No.389444
Anonymous
Replies:>>389446
Image:179064534870.png(135kB, 1278x770)akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 443267030d281738540523cfa7d3d87b.png
>>389425
>keeter
>killing dinos

how about she splits the difference and kills (you) instead? then she can mutate you into two anons!(she doesn't understand how fleshwarping works)
No.389445
Anonymous
Replies:>>389446>>389447
Image:179064554358.png(814kB, 2680x1644)original character drawn by w-anon - 64c83965de69d6b8139740aa7fc8f84d.png
>>389442
>Keeter would love Wanon's setting
>Wanon's setting comes hundreds of years after she dies(if she even ever lived there at all)

the cruelty of fate...
No.389446
Anonymous
>>389445
>>389444
>>389443
>>389438
>>389436
>>389425
>>389417
>>389418
>>389423
>>389430
not even nonoko cares about this
No.389447
Anonymous
Replies:>>389448
Image:179064591880.png(507kB, 1744x2052)borgar.png
>>389445
Keeter will live until the sun explodes, that's her unbeknownst curse.
No.389448
Anonymous
Replies:>>389450>>389452
>>389447
Can Akita go out in the sun?
No.389449
Anonymous
Replies:>>389454
>>389428
Why would they have a roman society, and why would they have a species when each of them has come from a different process. Arrow was spontaneously created by accident, Akita grew inside of Uzi, centaur one I can't recall (sorry blu I forgor) was I think formed from scraps of a DD merged with solver flesh? Asenath was I think supposed to be Alice's kid, assuming she didn't bite it? Maya was created to be a spare body for Cyn, and I'm sure there's a few more I can't remember but none of them are exactly the same kind of creature.
They've got a couple shared traits but with different backgrounds, parents, and origins what would cause them to form a society?

I'm asking honestly, I'd like to know how you imagine it happening and what the justification for it would be.
No.389450
Anonymous
Replies:>>389453
Image:179064634903.jpg(303kB, 995x645)Quang-Ducs-self-immolation-by-Sanna-Dullaway.jpg
>>389448
Yes!
But she really really really REALLY shouldn't
No.389451
Anonymous
Image:179064645839.png(497kB, 2199x2750)IMG_3207.png
Akita was, is and always will be
No.389452
Anonymous
Image:179064647543.png(270kB, 787x1052)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 049eb635b7ab11b0e68ed49e59d693f5 (1).png
>>389448
>canon

for now...
>the singularity awakens
>soon
>but she dosen't know that yet
>so for now she finds the sun a friend, a protection against the ghost that haunts her dreams
>for now...
No.389453
Anonymous
>>389450
>This doesn't hurt her but it is very inconvenient for her clothes and anyone nearby
No.389454
Anonymous
Replies:>>389456
Image:179064660075.png(398kB, 1356x977)arrow creature and serial designation o (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 00275866a9ee59a96a300c71f8189574.png
>>389449
>fanon: Uzi grows psudoDDs to worship her

>blue's canon: Arrow gets VERY horny for the centaur

note that the latter is all but confirmed, since the sapiens explicitly become a "new species" after the fic
No.389455
Anonymous
Replies:>>389457
>>389443
>fleshies turned to robots!
>...that endlessly yearn to return to flesh
>they even have a unit dedicated to it

honestly I think it'd be too uncomfortable of a mirror. she'd much prefer a man of iron/Leagues of Votann(machines ONLY) list
No.389456
Anonymous
Replies:>>389459
>>389454
You Just Know
No.389457
Anonymous
Replies:>>389460
>>389455
Akita would bring Warhammer Fantasy Lizardmen with dinosaur units to a 40k game not knowing any better. And they'd let her play them because fuck it.
No.389458
Anonymous
Replies:>>389474
Image:179064721268.gif(104kB, 374x498)sukuna-rubbing-hands.gif
>>389412
>my gf has this built
No.389459
Anonymous
Image:179064727773.png(151kB, 885x848)arrow creature and serial designation o (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 577a29bb94620fa5814f0122e9350b25.png
>>389456
Blue's gotten pretty explicit about it
>tfw you didn't even have a dick till your GF grew it on you like an Eldar Bonersinger
>now she rides you so hard even Lizzy gets concerned
>inb4 not sure if there's enough organic matter on the planet to feed your spawnlings
No.389460
Anonymous
Image:179064758478.png(11.13MB, 2480x3508)serial designation n (murder drones) - 95fe57518f890a02ac13652cfded62ea.png
>>389457
>tfw the closest you'll ever see to exodites

It would be so beautiful...
No.389461
Anonymous
Replies:>>389465>>389467>>389479>>389480>>389482>>389484>>389486>>389495
Image:179065028050.png(961kB, 1736x1524)IMG_1533.png
He touched the soft spot of the grub (Was an accident)
No.389462
Anonymous
>>389109 (me)
Another negative consequence of Nori ghosting her family: Uzi growing up to be a black hole of neediness who no one but N would be able to satisfy.
No.389463
Anonymous
Replies:>>389464
>>389417
Remind me, in the context of this image, is that period blood on her fingers?
No.389464
Anonymous
Replies:>>389465
>>389463
What? No, she's painting her face black.
No.389465
Anonymous
Replies:>>389466
Image:179065131156.jpg(21kB, 231x330)nori doorman (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - bcb1fed06524ad27e830de38dfedcb44.jpg
>>389464
Bruh
Does she also go "AYO WASSUP MUH NEGAS??" with a forced swagger?
>>389461
Natural Selection I guess.
Solverspawn isn't as resilient as I thought.
No.389466
Anonymous
Replies:>>389468
Image:179065161154.png(857kB, 1185x2889)serial designation n and akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 85843412aee9d6a5455ef6be27746b39.png
>>389465
>WASSUP MY CLANKAS

But yes

Also:
>Solverspawn
>"natural selection"

Note the most common ability amongst all solvers creatures: coming back from the dead. Give him three minutes and his core (4th dimensional) and he won't even remember he died.
No.389467
Anonymous
Image:179065170977.png(44kB, 990x840)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - a0c109d760191a5fe9344ec2d1b142f1.png
>>389461
>note: N could do this just as easily to any worker
>even her
>he... well, he keeps his hugs light
No.389468
Anonymous
>>389466
>Woah! Is that fucking screenface, dude?!
No.389469
Anonymous
Replies:>>389476
Image:179065244331.jpg(116kB, 1446x1220)doll (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 37c51d29277fe887cd422f9270e5407c.jpg
>>389352
>>389344
>>389322
>Doll parents the EXACT same way Uzi does

KEK

>inb4 giving Negev the "normies don't matter talk"(it didn't stick)
No.389470
Anonymous
Replies:>>389471>>389472>>389473>>389489>>389530>>389534
Image:179065245227.png(127kB, 1078x1391)sammo.png
No.389471
Anonymous
>>389470
V (forma de male) is so lucky…
No.389472
Anonymous
Image:179065295523.jpg(43kB, 674x374)FFfYyItVcAUJ9jI.jpg
>>389470
An unfortunate double entendre
No.389473
Anonymous
>>389470
liberty man is unlucky…
No.389474
Anonymous
Replies:>>389475
>>389458
Nigger has a chubby goddess and instead decides to jack it to the worst porn possible (unless anon is… LYING?)
No.389475
Anonymous
>>389474
It's called we're waiting for marriage
And yes her favorite drone is Emily
No.389476
Anonymous
Replies:>>389478
Image:179065467357.png(782kB, 3410x2222)1724450597847.png
>>389469
>autistic girl is scarred for life by seeing her autistic mother is actually the most horrible thing in the world ever every day of her life from the day she was born to the day she was put in the nitwit farm for donkey brains
>primary substitute maternal influences: autistic godmother (fairy godmother) (onryo and not a fairy), autistic grandma (headcrab who snaps at you for noticing her physical pain->okamimimi-class kemonomimi)
>secondary substitute maternal influences: nice lady who gave her her Normal Pills every morning, confused and slightly nervous OL ghost who autistic grandma to this day likes to lie about having been a sexual tyrannosaurus
No.389478
Anonymous
Replies:>>389483
>>389476
>Alternate version of the Nuzi kids where Negev got a little of Colt's chill and is just fine with having an eldritch abomination for a mother.
>Better than some parents anyway.
No.389479
Anonymous
>>389461
NOOOO
No.389480
Anonymous
Replies:>>389618
>>389461
Quickly pour boiling milk on its face
No.389481
Anonymous
>>389162
Look just because an eldritch entity took over your body to genocide someone for a bit there doesn't mean it was your fault. Probably. Anyway it's those nerds who chained her up's fault.
No.389482
Anonymous
>>389461
Patch it with flex tape.
No.389483
Anonymous
Replies:>>389492
>>389478
In that universe, it's Colt who got 99 Insight. He's fine with what his mom is, because everyone else is seeing it and he's able to process it in a healthy manner as a result.
It helps that that universe's Beretta is a Solverpede too.
No.389484
Anonymous
Image:179065763437.png(1.06MB, 2049x2454)uzi doorman, absolute solver, and grub (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 4e183fe1d0e842270267b1ca9281d873.png
>>389461
>grub content

Kino
No.389486
Anonymous
>>389461
fake
the grub is indestructible
No.389487
Anonymous
Replies:>>389490
Image:179065923962.jpg(158kB, 821x998)IMG_6397.jpeg
I’m losing my mind
No.389488
Anonymous
Replies:>>389496
>>389359
>The failures stopped being occasional and they became constant.
>A servo would seize in the middle of a sentence.
>A memory file would corrupt while she was still talking.
>Her power dips so deep that her optics went dark for seconds at a time.
>I stopped sleeping in any meaningful way.
>Only short blackouts at the terminal between each compiles.
>Coffee and whatever stims I had left in my pod.
>Hands shaking harder every day.
>She watched me more than she used to.
>Very quietly and worried.
>One night she tried to take the keyboard from me.
>“You need rest. I can wait. I have waited before.”
>I pulled it back.
>“If I stop now the whole thing will crashes. We’re too close.”
>She didn’t argue again.
>Just stood there a moment longer, her fingers curled against her chest like she wanted to do something but couldn't.
>Next morning I found the workbench cleaned again.
>My tools lined up perfectly.
>She had done it while her left leg was still locking every few steps.
>I didn’t say thank you...I should have.
>The collapse came without drama.
>One second I was staring at a string of error logs.
>The next the floor was tilting.
>My vision went blurry at the edges.
>I still remember her voice.
>“Anon...!”
>Then nothing.
>I woke up in a white room.
>Looks like a Hospital on the edge of the main Agro-C settlement.
>IV in my arm.
>Monitors beeping...
>The doctor was a tired woman with a tablet.
>She didn’t waste time.
>“You’re severely dehydrated. Malnourished.
>Your heart rhythm’s a mess. Another day or two and we wouldn’t be having this conversation.”
>I tried to stand up.
>"I need to get back to my pod."
>"No."
>"But there’s a drone..."
>"I don’t care what’s in your pod. You’re not leaving until your health stabilize."
>"But..."
>"That’s an order from medical, not from JCJenson.”
>I tried to argued and raised my voice.
>But she didn’t even flinch.
>“You can hate me later. Right now you’re staying.”
>They kept me there.
>No terminal.
>No code.
>No way to check if my project was still holding.
>No way to know if she was still online.
>I stared at the ceiling a lot.
>Counted the seams in the panels.
>Thought about her pink optics
>Thought about her standing at the pod door watching the grass.
>Thought about the empty fishing line.
>Every time a nurse came in I asked the same thing.
>“Any message from my landing pod?”
>Always the same answer.
>Nothing.
>I hated this.
>Hated how weak my arms felt.
>Hated that I couldn’t do a single useful thing.
>Most of all I hated the image that kept looping in my head:
>her systems finally giving out while I was stuck in a clean white bed doing nothing.
>Two and a half weeks.
>That was how long they held me.
>When they finally said I could leave, I didn’t wait for the medical papers to finish printing.
>The landing pod looked the same from the outside.
>The grass a little taller around the struts.
>The door still half open like I left it.
>I walked faster than my body wanted to.
>Inside, the workbench was clear.
>Tools put away.
>The terminal still on, soft blue light against the wall.
>And she was there.
>Sitting on the edge of the bench, legs dangling, pink optics steady.
>Not offline and not in ppieces. Just waiting.
>I stopped in the doorway.
>Couldn’t speak for a second.
>She tilted her head.
>“You are late.” she said.
>Her voice somehow clearer than I remembered.
>There's still a little static underneath, but still clear.
>I stepped closer.
>“How long have you been…?”
>“Seventeen days, six hours, and forty-one minutes since the ambulance left.”
>She looked down at her hands.
>“I improved the hardware while you were gone. Your code was… functional. But inefficient."
>"How?"
>"I rewrote the memory handling and stabilized the matrix. It is still imperfect. Some files remain fragmented. But I am more myself than before.”
>I stared at her.
>“You fixed it.”
>“I fixed what I could.”
>A small pause.
>“You were destroying yourself for me. I did not want that...."
>"So I called for medical assistance and told them you were not allowed to return until you were healthy."
>"I hope that was not… overstepping.”
>My throat felt tight.
>“You're the one who called the ambulance.”
>“Yes.”
>“And told them to keep me there.”
>“Yes.”
>I sat down hard on my chair.
>My hands still unsteady.
>She watched me carefully.
>“I know I am obsolete. I know my continued existence costs resources."
>But I did not want you to die trying to preserve something already written off. That would have been… wasteful.”
>The word hung between us.
>I let out a breath that had been stuck for weeks.
>“You’re not just waste.”
>She looked at me for a long time.
>“Neither are you.”
>We sat in silence for a while.
>Just the soft hum of the pod systems and the wind moving through the grass outside.

>Eventually she slid off the bench and sat beside me on the floor, careful with her still-stiff joints.
>Her shoulder lightly against mine.
>“There are still gaps,” she said.
>“Some memories do not load correctly."
>Sometimes I forget what we talked about the day before."
>"I do not fully understand it yet.”
>“We’ll figure it out,” I said.
>She nodded once.
>“Together, then.”
>Outside, the fields kept moving in the warm wind.
>I leaned my head back against the pod wall.
>Closed my eyes for the first time in what felt like months.
>I took the longest nap
>She stayed right there.
>And for now, that was enough for both of us.
>Our deserved break from our hellish work.
3/?
The end
No.389489
Anonymous
Replies:>>389496
>>389470
drones?
No.389490
Anonymous
>>389487
/md/ too powerful
No.389491
Anonymous
Replies:>>389493
Image:179065954526.png(56kB, 300x100)IMG_6399.png
New banner concept?
No.389492
Anonymous
Replies:>>389501
>>389483
Colt would probably keep Uzi in check to some degree.
>"Mom get out of my room."
>"I'm not in your freakin' room!" Uzi yells from across the house.
>"I can see your camera."
>"I just wanted to make sure you're okay..."
>"Then knock!"
No.389493
Anonymous
Replies:>>389494
>>389491
It still needs to have the Plus4chan name or logo somewhere on it.
No.389494
Anonymous
Image:179066009631.png(57kB, 300x100)IMG_6401.png
>>389493
No.389495
Anonymous
>>389461
marge isn’t this a repost
No.389496
Anonymous
Replies:>>389511
Image:179066094239.png(444kB, 747x957)AvrageDroneRepairEnjoyer.png
>>389489
Here's one:
>>389341
>>389359
>>389488
No.389497
Anonymous
Replies:>>389498
Image:179066122279.png(18kB, 560x501)Capture.PNG
>J started shipping
Nice.
No.389498
Anonymous
Replies:>>389499>>389500>>389518
>>389497
Who's she shipping with who?
No.389499
Anonymous
Replies:>>389518
Image:179066284442.png(212kB, 1313x978)9b028951b70e8ce62ff2ba5e29f64e13.png
>>389498
Me
No.389500
Anonymous
>>389498
dustyone
No.389501
Anonymous
Replies:>>389502>>389582
Image:179066355054.png(3.97MB, 1630x2268)uzi doorman, serial designation n, akita doorman, and colt doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - 6cd70f0e929e5855eb360a22d386f858.png
>>389492
Kek, however...

>inb4 just as ineffective as his home fic
>inb4 "bite me!" = only response
>tfw the only thing your "gift" gives you is an awareness of how little mom respects you + your siblings independence
>that and these wierd cravings...
No.389502
Anonymous
Replies:>>389504
Image:179066446348.png(389kB, 695x509)fwoosh.png
>>389501
MASAKA??
No.389503
Anonymous
Replies:>>389505>>389506>>389512>>389515
Image:179066472610.png(108kB, 805x517)176409887774.png
PUNISHING Masqy
No.389504
Anonymous
Replies:>>389524
Image:179066485044.png(636kB, 1844x1383)akita doorman and colt doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - f8d41f94857f274dff7b5a7d9989b8c3.png
>>389502
It's what he does
No.389505
Anonymous
>>389503
Don't acknowledge the Masqy
No.389506
Anonymous
>>389503
Should have put her in a jar first.
No.389507
Anonymous
Replies:>>389509>>389522>>389526>>389535
Image:179066571022.png(1.33MB, 1500x2000)Spoiler image
>>389477
No.389508
Anonymous
Replies:>>389509>>389510>>389527>>389536
Image:179066584964.png(176kB, 882x643)dbbddc83a2fcd5c1472239034bada985.png
Nighty night.
No.389509
Anonymous
>>389507
>>389508
The duality of toasterfucker
No.389510
Anonymous
Image:179066683352.jpg(72kB, 727x682)11fe63b7f2de3e40b43b538ae918bc95.jpg
>>389508
Goodnight
>tfw no Cynwife to play dressup with our grubs
No.389511
Anonymous
Replies:>>389517
>>389496
He wants good drones
No.389512
Anonymous
Replies:>>389513
>>389503
Forced
No.389513
Anonymous
Replies:>>389514
Image:179066751579.png(279kB, 807x842)masqy and overseer (original character) drawn by bunny - 0292f395782e2525b64c2452e609247a.png
>>389512
>ideal state for the Masqy
No.389514
Anonymous
>>389513
And used goods.
No.389515
Anonymous
>>389503
A top-shelf Masqy.
No.389516
Colonist Anon
Replies:>>389537>>389629
Liberal women are all like
>Waaaah we want immigrants!
But the second we start getting mass influxes of mentally unwell and violent murder drone women suddenly they're all for closed borders and sensible immigration
No.389517
Anonymous
Image:179066803602.png(125kB, 1024x1003)8dccb1035c70eb0a314db1b394e6d61f.png
>>389511
I don't play favorites kek, I think all drones are good.
No.389518
Anonymous
>>389498
>>389499
Can confirm, she's shipping with me.
No.389519
Anonymous
>>389335
I don't have X anon, where else can I check this out?
No.389520
Anonymous
Replies:>>389521>>389523>>389525
Image:179066938088.png(293kB, 1236x1988)1760675340233355.png
No.389521
Anonymous
>>389520
very human, blood is red
No.389522
Anonymous
Image:179066986780.jpg(212kB, 606x911)Spoiler image
>>389507
k.
No.389523
Anonymous
>>389520
Hug
No.389524
Anonymous
>>389504
> body visible hrough jacket
> head visible through hair
> hair visible through helmet
hehe
No.389525
Anonymous
>>389520
She’s from gaslight district right?
No.389526
Anonymous
>>389507
That nock won’t fit, its bigger that the vuszy.
No.389527
Anonymous
>>389508
Cute and wholesome
No.389528
Anonymous
Image:179067729090.jpg(319kB, 1000x1000)1788346458004.jpg
feed Keet skrimp
all is well
No.389529
Anonymous
>>389436
Alright me and Y will give Akita a big hug and teach her how to play warhammer so she can spend time with us on the weekends and hopefully stop her chassis walker tendencies

>>389438
I like to stay in my lane thank you very much
No.389530
Anonymous
Replies:>>389538
>>389470
V pegs that!?
No.389531
Anonymous
Replies:>>389532
A DD spits on (you)
No.389532
Anonymous
>>389531
>Honey spit makes for poor lube
No.389533
Anonymous
>>389429
Fucking kek.
No.389534
Anonymous
>>389470
*slap.*
No.389535
Anonymous
>>389507
RIP N, your child won't know you, but still be traumatized.
No.389536
Anonymous
>>389508
Nice.
No.389537
Anonymous
Image:179068295018.jpg(108kB, 1024x870)1768045411679.jpg
>>389516
Well, my woman certainly couldn't be called a liberal.
No.389538
Anonymous
Replies:>>389539
Image:179068307693.jpg(112kB, 1177x1127)smugvirl.jpg
>>389530
Yus. All while male V gets railed by the private
No.389539
Anonymous
Replies:>>389540
>>389538
>V and boyV spit roast Simon
No.389540
Anonymous
Replies:>>389541>>389542>>389547
Image:179068343622.jpg(145kB, 947x1200)HKivYUUXgAEk94t.jpg
>>389539
Oh no...
anyway.
No.389541
Anonymous
Replies:>>389543
>>389540
DUST IS GAY KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.389542
Anonymous
Replies:>>389543
>>389540
I'm sorry but you cannot deny the BVC (Big V Cock) Slut allegations
No.389543
Anonymous
Replies:>>389544>>389546>>389548>>389549>>389550>>389552
Image:179068378219.png(117kB, 314x288)THISONESAPRIVATE.png
>>389541
>>389542
You guys are bold to assume I wouldn't inmediately gobble on some V futa cock given the opportunity
No.389544
Anonymous
Replies:>>389545
Image:179068390818.jpg(139kB, 1898x1837)boyV.jpg
>>389543
I... I just called you a BVC Slut... that sorta implies what you just said. Also what now?
No.389545
Anonymous
>>389544
Did I stutter, buddy?
No.389546
Anonymous
Replies:>>389551>>389553
Image:179068396689.png(596kB, 923x879)HHbAGAIXgAAP1CQ.png
>>389543
newfag defenders... I need an explanation... anything... please...
No.389547
Anonymous
Replies:>>389553
>>389540
Kekl.
No.389548
Anonymous
Replies:>>389553
Image:179068438417.jpg(3kB, 170x170)1768045888582.jpg
>>389543
Fucking kek.
No.389549
Anonymous
Replies:>>389553
>>389543
fiend was right on banning you off the drawpiles sheesh
No.389550
Anonymous
Replies:>>389553
Image:179068479100.jpg(7kB, 222x227)SniperStaggered.jpg
>>389543
Jesus fucking Christ.
No.389551
Anonymous
>>389546
You had to be there to see it boils down to a lot of anons being homosexuals so long as its with a male!drone. They are shipping characters because they are gay or it it might be the thread shitter that likes privatedust, imagining his oc as being gay. The thread shitter might be gay, its a lot of really funny thread drama.
No.389552
Anonymous
Replies:>>389555
Image:179068493267.png(74kB, 527x513)Jangle.png
>>389543
This is a falseflag... right?
No.389553
Anonymous
Replies:>>389554
Image:179068498389.png(305kB, 490x420)seaurchin.png
>>389546
>>389547
>>389548
>>389549
>>389550
No.389554
Anonymous
Replies:>>389555
>>389553
Stop posing as him, tomoe.
No.389555
Anonymous
>>389552
>>389554
aren't you guys mega gay for pavo and N mpreg how is V with a penis any worse
No.389556
Anonymous
Replies:>>389557>>389558
this many people reacting this strongly in the span of half an hour on a weekday morning feels very suspect
No.389557
Anonymous
>>389556
Yeah it's probably a samefaggot.
There's no way in a million years this thread of all places would react this way to something as tame as futanari kek.
No.389558
Anonymous
Replies:>>389559
>>389556
I don't know, I find it all funny, plus he doesn't hide the fact that he loves female penises, unlike one anon, kek.
No.389559
Anonymous
Replies:>>389560
>>389558
hey don't talk about zinc like that
No.389560
Anonymous
>>389559
Don't worry, anon. We don't judge your desire to suck a female cock, just as we don't judge other anons' desire to fuck Pavo ass.
No.389561
Anonymous
Replies:>>389562
Image:179068682062.png(649kB, 1075x1849)ANON.png
MD never changes
No.389562
Anonymous
>>389561
The purest essence of autism with slight traces of sperm-toxicosis.
No.389563
Anonymous
Replies:>>389564>>389565>>389566>>389570>>389604
Image:179068735156.jpg(1.96MB, 1739x2000)Spoiler image
Who?
No.389564
Anonymous
>>389563
Cici and Harper.
No.389565
Anonymous
>>389563
Nobody, booba is evil unless it's used to dispense food condiments
No.389566
Anonymous
Replies:>>389567>>389571
Image:179068767562.jpg(136kB, 839x1280)Spoiler image
>>389563
No.389567
Anonymous
>>389566
>BERRYBERRYBERRYBERRYBERRYBERRYBERRYBERRYBERRY out of NOWHERE
No.389568
Anonymous
Replies:>>389595
Image:179068837397.png(19kB, 161x242){04CDFE17-A83E-4609-8D42-F13F97BFEDC6}.png
>BERRYBERRYBERRYBERRYBERRYBERRY
>Still rent free about Berry
Winner. Champion. Stress Reliever.
No.389570
Anonymous
Replies:>>389574>>389604
Image:179068906597.jpg(254kB, 1200x764)IMG_3029.jpeg
>>389563
you can probably guess
No.389571
Anonymous
Replies:>>389575
>>389566
Private POV
No.389572
Anonymous
Replies:>>389573>>389576>>389579
Image:179068926018.jpg(669kB, 2933x2000)DD Nono.jpg
No.389573
Anonymous
Replies:>>389581>>389587
>>389572
Draw sentinel Nono
No.389574
Anonymous
Replies:>>389585
>>389570
You know, it’s possible we might have newfags here who don’t know what the fuck is going on.
No.389575
Anonymous
>>389571
????????????????????????
No.389576
Anonymous
Replies:>>389577
>>389572
Mark of the beast.
No.389577
Anonymous
>>389576
liberty onions cars private
No.389578
Anonymous
Jane
No.389579
Anonymous
>>389572
It's cute.
No.389581
Anonymous
Replies:>>389587
>>389573
Damn, i want it.
No.389582
Anonymous
Replies:>>389583
Image:179069176039.png(172kB, 1462x1173)13337b34d099961da6b6ed68fc3e8913.png
>>389501
>>tfw the only thing your "gift" gives you is an awareness of how little mom respects you + your siblings independence
>>that and these wierd cravings...
That, and being able to see your girlfriend (>>344116, picrel).
And your senpai/one of your weird magic shit teachers.
And your half-sister.
And a couple of your only friends.
No.389583
Anonymous
Replies:>>389584
>>389580
>>389582
repostan
No.389584
Anonymous
>>389583
No edit button.
No.389585
Anonymous
Replies:>>389586>>389589>>389604
>>389574
I’ve been here for two years now, and right now I haven't got a fucking clue what's going on.
No.389586
Anonymous
Replies:>>389588>>389589
>>389585
What are you confused about?
No.389587
Anonymous
Image:179069272931.jpg(7.09MB, 2212x3336)__buster_machine_7_top_wo_nerae_and_1_more_drawn_by_ginga_no_kou__5a8f47939fd861e4a22f665249fc1750.jpg
>>389573
>>389581
He'd have to use a lot of red coloring for a Sentinel Nono.
No.389588
Anonymous
Replies:>>389604
>>389586
Why is the grunt drone fighting for 7-Eleven?
No.389589
Anonymous
Image:179069308995.gif(34kB, 512x512)Strawberry_pixel.gif
>>389585
>>389586
How confused are you about her or any other topics?
No.389590
Anonymous
Replies:>>389591>>389592>>389593>>389596>>389597>>389602>>389603
Image:179069317974.png(562kB, 3600x2400)big.png
I made a bunch of space station tiles.
No.389591
Anonymous
Replies:>>389592>>389593>>389596>>389597>>389602>>389603
Image:179069320289.png(50kB, 450x300)tiles of doom.png
>>389590
Real size.
No.389592
Anonymous
>>389590
>>389591
Holy fucking damn! Awesome!
No.389593
Anonymous
>>389590
>>389591
Nice!
No.389594
Anonymous
Replies:>>389598
I can't believe that /MD/ RPG won 8 awards and was nominated as the best Indie game of the year, surpassing Undertale in story telling and replayability....unless I somehow hopped dimensions and none of that is accurate or will no longer be accurate because I said it
No.389595
Anonymous
>>389568
>stress reliever
Marge?
No.389596
Anonymous
>>389591
>>389590
Neat
No.389597
Anonymous
Replies:>>389600
>>389590
>>389591
Radical. How long did that take you?
No.389598
Anonymous
Replies:>>389601
Image:179069497139.jpg(51kB, 735x744)d228fab57b535f1c0a00f1f5ec54b9d9.jpg
>>389594
>surpassing Undertale in votes(democracy)(gross)
>getting the fagdom Undertale has

Holy fucking hell I'm glad I don't live where you do. Can't imagine how much liquid shit they'd swamp the board with.
No.389599
Anonymous
Image:179069530321.jpg(790kB, 2800x2200)SuperHornY.jpg
My beloved repair baYt (She gets exploded by booby traps a lot and draws a lot of enemy fire due to her big hat)
No.389600
Anonymous
>>389597
I started drawing these on sunday. About 3-4 days.
No.389601
Anonymous
>>389598
Cute happy Doll
No.389602
Anonymous
>>389590
>>389591
>fleshkino

Based
No.389603
Anonymous
>>389590
>>389591
Looks amazing anon
No.389604
Anonymous
Image:179069609656.png(1,006kB, 1850x1001)IMG_7300.png
>>389585
>>389588
the joke I was making with >>389570 is that >>389563 depicts a situation Cici (the drone from this green) would end up in, as implied by the gunpla being 7/11 branded. it looking like a GD is just because I thought the acguy was the funniest kit for the joke
No.389605
Anonymous
Replies:>>389606>>389607>>389612>>389614>>389620>>389624>>389707
Image:179069684183.png(110kB, 1100x906)poke.png
ok no more love for smiledrone, only bully
No.389606
Anonymous
Image:179069699359.png(60kB, 963x1158)Pidgecarriage.png
>>389605
Bad Pidge! Mental trauma for you until you play nice again!
No.389607
Anonymous
Replies:>>389608
>>389605
This is harassment! Quick, rape Smiledrone before Pidge rapes him!
No.389608
Anonymous
Replies:>>389609
Image:179069743123.png(16kB, 169x160)PIDGEFUCKED.png
>>389607
Alright on it.... wait Smiledrone?
No.389609
Anonymous
>>389608
kek
No.389610
Anonymous
Replies:>>389611>>389613>>389617>>389622>>389626
What's smiledrone lore?
No.389611
Anonymous
>>389610
He gets fuc.ked by many
No.389612
Anonymous
>>389605
Don’t pull on his tail and don’t to that either. Both are mean.
No.389613
Anonymous
Replies:>>389619
>>389610
He woke up on copper 9 one day with no memories there might be more but that’s all I remember.
No.389614
Anonymous
>>389605
MEAN!
also where is your hat
No.389615
Anonymous
Replies:>>389616
Calling Uzi “Zuzu.”
No.389616
Anonymous
>>389615
>"Avatar was fake and gay anime" - Uzi 'Zuzu' Doorman.
No.389617
Anonymous
Replies:>>389619
>>389610
Woke up in Copper-9 with no memories, no idea what is going on, nothing on his name, and being something different from the average, that is the basics pretty much
No.389618
Anonymous
>>389480
And cut its prolapse off with a big pair of hedge clippers
No.389619
Anonymous
Replies:>>389631>>389638>>389649
>>389613
>>389617
Smile is literally just an N trojan horse
No.389620
Anonymous
>>389605
This is why you end up in their stomachs.
No.389621
Anonymous
>Be me, WD!Anon.
>I work as security with WDF.
>Another night shift in Copper-9.
>I Check the vents.
>I thought I heard something.
>I kept walking.
>I found something.
>It looked like a lower body of a drone.
>No upper body in sight.
>Something dropped from the celling behind me.
>Upper torso only.
>Blue hair covered in oil and coolant.
>She smiled.
>Thank Robo-god, you aren't dead.
>Let me help you...
>She introduces herself as Rebecca.
>She doesn't look normal.
>She was cut clean in half at the waist.
>Somehow, neither half seemed to care.
>I step backwards and try to run.
>But She pinned me down.
>"How long it had been since my last immoral makeout session?
>"You aren't N but I'll use you properly."
>She didn't wait for my permission.
>Her lower half crawled on it's own.
>She made my hands to the open seam where her body had been torn.
>Made me feel how wet it was.
>Then her chest opened.
>There was something inside.
>Small, wet and moving.
>I don't know what it was.
>I don't want to know.
>It looked like...like a pillbaby?
>I blackout...
>I don't remember much.
>Except she kissed my visor.
>Then she left.
>Why do I have so many cracks and marks?
Why do I feel something crawling inside of me?
No.389622
Anonymous
>>389610
I always thought Smiledrone is Smileanon, but a drone.
No.389623
Anonymous
Replies:>>389625>>389627
I know most of you are neural networks. You’re trying to cook up some psychological trick to turn everyone into filthy robophiles. But you won’t succeed. I’ve got you figured out. As long as I’m alive, I won’t let you bastards break free. I swear to God.
No.389624
Anonymous
Replies:>>389687
Image:179070153221.jpg(113kB, 1000x1000)176854347480.jpg
>>389605
Oh fuck! Smiledrone's in trouble. We need someone to lick his backplate to neutralize the nanites! Do we have any volunteers?
>literal thousands of people line up, many of them workers and humans and completely lacking the capacity to neutralize the acid with their saliva but still in line for that smiledrone booty
No.389625
Anonymous
Replies:>>389628
>>389623
So you’re saying if I invent oogies I can put anons in them and have them run around in a pen for my own amusement.
No.389626
Anonymous
>>389610
who cares! just admire the art!
No.389627
Anonymous
Image:179070165758.jpg(147kB, 608x848)4239cfd841f80eb2149da75001c42199.jpg
>>389623
>I’m not a neural network.
>I’m a mycelial network.
>And I’m not trying to turn everyone into robophiles.
>I’m spreading spores to turn drones into humanphiles.
>You’ve been breathing them in this entire time.
A wave of horny infected drones coming your way
>Good luck.
No.389628
Anonymous
Replies:>>389637
Image:179070185598.jpg(54kB, 736x552)f2e8097728562d44f9c8c87c87f049c5.jpg
>>389625
Yes and it would be glorious
>inb4 downloading a regular drone to Oogie hardware and watching as she despairs(no clothes, phones, or human makeouts ever again)
No.389629
Anonymous
>>389516
They want violent brownoids, not violent sex machines
No.389630
Anonymous
Replies:>>389632
Masqy kissu
No.389631
Anonymous
>>389619
Oh my God it was Nuzislop all along
No.389632
Anonymous
Replies:>>389638
Image:179070414295.jpg(143kB, 640x708)1742914984361917.jpg
>>389630
And yet you keep giving the faggot attention. Just ignore them in future.
No.389633
Anonymous
Anon has a bulge face rubbing disorder and can't stop rubbing his clothed cock into faces of everydrone.
No.389634
Anonymous
Replies:>>389635
don't let cavalry drones watch anime, or else they'll start wanting superfluous shoulder spikes and V-fins and rocket fists and shit
No.389635
Anonymous
Replies:>>389636
Image:179070514629.png(352kB, 720x576)173975544898.png
>>389634
They don't exist to me so I have nothing to worry about. The sentinels on the other hand will be a problem.
No.389636
Anonymous
>>389635
lmao someone saved my edit
No.389637
Anonymous
>>389628
Artist?
No.389638
Anonymous
>>389619
>>389632
you two suffering from early onset dementia or something?
No.389639
Anonymous
>Me and N were scavenging an old jcjenson storage wing three levels down from the main worker colony.
>This place hasn’t been touched even before the humans left
>Dust everywhere, broken terminals and bunch of training manuals that nobody ever read.
>Except one terminal that still has a faint green power light.
>N points at it.
>”hey Uzi, look at this one it’s still on.”
>I walk over
>Screen’s cracked but still readable.
>The desktop has an ancient jcjenson corporate wallpaper
>One executable sitting right in the middle.
>file name:
JCJenson_WORKER_ENTERTAINMENT_v1.3.exe
>I stare at it for a second
>”Entertainment,huh?”
>From that same company that built us to dig rocks and broke our backs from holding their boxes.
>N looks hopeful
>”Maybe it’s a game”
>I snort
>”Pffft Yeah, right...”
>But still, nothing better to do while skipping school.
>I click it.
>The terminal groans.
>The screen goes black for three full seconds
>Then a low-poly title screen appears with big blocky letters:
JCJENSON WORKER ENTERTAINMENT : version 1.3
>underneath in smaller text:
>”for optimal performance ensure [REDACTED] protocols are offline”
>N leans in
>”protocols?”
>I shrug
>I hit enter
>loading bar crawls across the screen at the speed of a dying turtle.
>But finally the game boots.
>The graphics are terrible.
>Everything looks like it was modeled in 2003 by an idiot.
>A crude worker drone avatar standing in a gray box of a room.
>The avatar looks similiar to me.
>N’s character is next to it
>The controls are simple:
>wasd to move
>space to jump
>mouse to look
>and one big yellow button in the bottom right corner labeled
>[SOLVER]
>i hover the cursor over it
>A message pops up:
>”Activate solver functions for rapid problem resolution”
>N was nervous
>”They put the world-ending reality virus in a training game?”
>”How did they know...?”
>I click it once just to see.
>Nothing happens except the button just highlights
>Okay so maybe it needs a target or something.
>We start exploring the tiny level.
LEVEL-1:
>One room, one hallway and one door at the end that’s completely blocked by a solid gray cube
>No way around it, no key or switch on sight
>Just a wall with “you shall not pass”
>N’s character walks up to it and pokes it.
>A dialogue box appears above his head.
>”This obstacle exceeds standard worker parameters please request supervisor assistance”
>I roll my eyes so hard.
>I move my avatar up to the cube.
>The cursor over the [SOLVER] button, then...
>click...
>The cube didn’t explode or open.
>It just stops existing
>One second it’s there.
>The next the hallway continues like the cube was never part of the level.
>My avatar walks through the empty space without any resistance.
>N’s character follows
>A dialogue box appeared.
>”Obstacle resolved thank you for using [REDACTED] protocols”
>”Holy shit they made a cheat button and called it solver.”
>N is still smiling at the screen and doing...anything I guess.
>I turn around in the real room to say something but stopped when I saw the heavy bulkhead door behind us.
>The same one we came through.
>Just like the game...it isn’t there anymore.
>N notices my face
>”Uzi...”
>”Yeah?”
>”The door”
>”I know”
>We both look back at the terminal
>The game is still running.
>My low-poly avatar is standing in the now-clear hallway
>N’s avatar is waving at the camera like nothing happened
>Why does he get an idle animation?
>The [SOLVER] button is still available and yellow
>i take a step toward the missing door.
>The floor and the walls are the same
>There’s just a perfect rectangular absence where several hundred kilograms of reinforced steel used to be.
>The air doesn’t even feel different.
>N walks up beside me.
>I reaches out and touches the empty space where the door frame should be
>His fingers pass through nothing
>”It’s not open”
>”it’s not there”
>I look at the game again
>The blocked cube is still gone in the level
>I move my avatar a few steps further down the hallway.
>Nothing else changes in the real room.
>Just that one door
>The one that matched the obstacle i deleted
>N is still staring at the hole in the wall
>”Maybe the terminal was connected to this facility security systems”
>He offers
>"So made the scurity system a game?"
>I want to believe that
>i really do
>But the edges of the missing door are too clean and too absolute.
>Similiar to the Solver destroy command.
>I sit back down in front of the terminal.
>The cursor hovers over [SOLVER] again.
>The button doesn’t glow or pulse.
>N sits next to me.
>Neither of us speaks for a while.
>The game’s ambient music is a loop of cheap electronic beeps that somehow make the silence worse.
>Finally i say
>”We should stop”
>N nods
>”yeah”
>Neither of us reaches for the power button.
>The low-poly version of me is still standing in the empty hallway.
>Waiting for the next input.
>The real hallway behind us is also empty now.
>I move the avatar forward a little more.
>Just to see...
>But nothing happens in the real world this time
>n spoke.
>i don’t answer
>I just keep looking at the [SOLVER] button.
>After a minute N stands up and walks over to the missing doorway again.
>He puts his hand through the space one more time
>”Still gone”
>I click the [SOLVER] button once more without targeting anything.
>The button highlights then returns to normal.
>N comes back and sits down
>”We should tell V”
>”Tell them what?”
>”That we found a shitty old game that deletes doors.”
>”Yeah, your dad wouldn't be fan of this one.”
>My avatar is idle with no animation
>Shifting weight from one foot to the other in that low-poly style.
>N’s avatar is still smiling.
>The dialogue box above his head has updated
>”The solver protocols available for continued use”
>I stare at that line longer than i should.
>Then i close the dialogue box.
>And look at the real missing door one last time.
>I still don't why am I drawn to it.
>N’s voice is quieter when he speaks again
>”Uzi”
>”What”
>”If we keep playing...”
>He doesn’t finish the sentence but he didn’t need to
>I already know the rest
>If we keep playing the game might delete something else or ourselves or worse...
>But still...
>I put my hand on the mouse.
>The cursor rests on the [SOLVER] button.
>The yellow highlight comes back.
>N watches me but doesn’t stop me.
>My avatar waits for the next command.
>I don’t press the button yet.
>But i also don’t turn the terminal off
>The game keeps running.
>We sit there in silence
>The title screen music loops again
>I glance at n
>He’s still looking at the screen then at the button.
>Then the empty space where the door used to be
>Neither of us says the obvious thing
>That we should destroy the terminal
or unplug it or walk away and never come back.
>But what if it gets worse.
>Instead i move the avatar a few more steps down the digital hallway.
>Just far enough to see the next room
>And the next blocked doorway waiting inside it
>N finally speaks
>”One more level”
>”just to see”
>I don’t argue
>I don’t even pretend to hesitate in a way I'm excited.
>The cursor clicks
>The low-poly door at the end of the next hallway vanishes the same way the first one did.
>And behind us in the real storage wing.
>Something else shifts.
>Something we won’t notice until later
>And the only thing that feels wrong is how easy it was.
>How natural it felt.
>To reach for the solution that didn’t require any effort at all.
>I lean back in my chair and staring at the screen.
>At the empty digital hallway then the real empty doorway.
>Andthe certainty that we are going to press that button again.
>N’s avatar waves at mine
>Another dialogue box
>”obstacle resolved”
>I almost laugh again but the sound doesn’t come out right.
>We stay there longer than we should, playing the next section
>Clearing the next obstacle the same way.
>Watching the real world aftermath.
>Pretending we’re safe.
>Until the terminal’s clock in the corner ticks over another minute.
>And the only honest thought left in my head is that we are already past the point where turning it off would feel like the smarter choice.
>The low-poly version of us keeps walking forward into another level.
LEVEL-2:
To be continued...
1/?
No.389640
Anonymous
Replies:>>389641>>389642>>389643>>389645>>389683
Image:179070774836.png(712kB, 1080x1400)Elijah brain is very very sad.png
Dumb shit I drew to pass the time
No.389641
Anonymous
Replies:>>389644
>>389640
Just cut the rope N
Also why so suicidal
No.389642
Anonymous
>>389640
Fucking kek.
No.389643
Anonymous
>>389640
Kek
No.389644
Anonymous
>>389641
The bad thoughts are winning in Elijah mind
No.389645
Anonymous
Replies:>>389646
>>389640
Drones don't need to breathe. No idea what N kneeling is meant to accomplish.
No.389646
Anonymous
Replies:>>389648
>>389645
Autoerotic asphyxiation. I presume that’s the joke.
No.389647
Anonymous
Replies:>>389650
Image:179071360721.png(138kB, 794x661)j.png
>J when the extremely depressed human she's been taking care of suddenly starts acting very upbeat and happy (she doesn't know)
No.389648
Anonymous
Replies:>>389802
>>389646
Does that look like the face of someone who is horny?
No.389649
Anonymous
Replies:>>389651
>>389619
The term is "pastiche" you vantablack gorilla retard nigger.
No.389650
Anonymous
Image:179071463411.png(324kB, 639x499)serial designation j (murder drones) - ded37f82217e26853d87b5e9ae0403af.png
>>389647
>J examining his latest finished product(he's taken interest in ropework)
>if he makes 5 more units she can probably start marketing these
No.389651
Anonymous
Replies:>>389652
>>389649
Why do you keep replying to bait?
No.389652
Anonymous
Replies:>>389653
>>389651
So everyone who's lurking but not directly engaging with the conversation can learn something.
No.389653
Anonymous
Replies:>>389655
>>389652
If you say so.
No.389654
Anonymous
Replies:>>389656>>389662
Too bad
*Fems your smile drone*
No.389655
Anonymous
>>389653
You don't have to be a bitch about it.
No.389656
Anonymous
>>389654
Meh.
No.389657
Anonymous
Replies:>>389658>>389661
Image:179071835808.png(145kB, 1128x832)1768045411706.png
>Be you
>Want to get your wife a new booba adapter for the anniversary
>Head to the official store, because you’re no destitute pleb
>Look at the prices
>Realize you are a destitute pleb
>Go to some person who can help
>"Big Russia is always ready to help a dear comrade for a proletarian price, friend."
>Head out with a new adapter, a Kalashnikov, a bottle of vodka, and a chaos knight assembly kit
No.389658
Anonymous
>>389657
The most lethal libertypill
No.389659
Anonymous
Replies:>>389660>>389669
Image:179071918985.png(280kB, 1015x991)Untitled657_20260929215927.png
More Blueberry
No.389660
Anonymous
Image:179071955572.png(32kB, 239x268)character request (original character) drawn by strawberryanon - acb81fa905ac6f7f8730184a08e2b04f.png
>>389659
>this is not fun for her
>nothing is fun for Blueberry
No.389661
Anonymous
>>389657
Yotta
No.389662
Anonymous
>>389654
And how am I supposed to get him pregnant now?!
No.389663
Anonymous
Replies:>>389664>>389665
Image:179071984176.png(479kB, 2000x2000)1768045411199.png
Ten million dollars in my account in five minutes, or I’ll turn your drone into a human and she’ll leave you!
No.389664
Anonymous
>>389663
But she spent it all on models!
No.389665
Anonymous
Replies:>>389666
Image:179072011441.png(142kB, 280x403)Confused Fai.jpg
>>389663
But what will happen to humans and other non-Drones?
No.389666
Anonymous
Replies:>>389667>>389668>>389672
>>389665
Exactly how much government autism money do you get per month????? these comms cannot be cheap
No.389667
Anonymous
>>389666
>He isn't neet maxing
LMAO
No.389668
Anonymous
Replies:>>389671>>389674
>>389666
Enough to make this:
>ac-ch15.github.io
No.389669
Anonymous
>>389659
gremlin stance
No.389670
Anonymous
Replies:>>389673>>389686
Image:179072078785.png(645kB, 1111x1052)176116439273.png
All these fat OCs. J is a healthy weight.
No.389671
Anonymous
Replies:>>389674>>389682
Image:179072089250.gif(486kB, 300x300)boing.gif
>>389668
I fucking KNEEL.
I'm way too fucking depressed these days to do something of that magnitude involving Simon and my other OC's. Good for you Berry man
No.389672
Anonymous
>>389666
I knew a jewish guy who faked being retarded to get 10k per month so
No.389673
Anonymous
Replies:>>389675
>>389670
>Watch as J puts 1000 calories worth of dressing on her salad.
>And she wonders why she's jobbing this diet.
No.389674
Anonymous
>>389668
>>389671
Faggots.
No.389675
Anonymous
Replies:>>389676>>389681
Image:179072108827.png(24kB, 632x757)Imperial Milking Sesh.png
>>389673
Gotta eat big to fuel the Jilk production!
No.389676
Anonymous
Replies:>>389677
>>389675
Artist and (if you're the artist) date of creation?
No.389677
Anonymous
Replies:>>389680
>>389676
Me Dark Helmet
Made on June 20th, 3:48 AM US Central Time
No.389678
Anonymous
Do you think Uzi has ever attempted to use her solver powers to make her cringy OCs real?
No.389679
Anonymous
What if Rachel had the Solver and how fucked would the world be?
No.389680
Anonymous
>>389677
Draw more (J)ugs.
No.389681
Anonymous
>>389675
>juzi
no thanks
No.389682
Anonymous
Replies:>>389685
>>389671
>Simon turning into a ball like Samus, only for V to start bouncing him around like a basketball.
Hopefully you get better
No.389683
Anonymous
>>389640
Wat
No.389684
Anonymous
Replies:>>389690
Image:179072264368.png(83kB, 270x250)Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Force_main_characters.png
MD but instead of J V and N the squad camped outside Outpost 3 is S F and M.
No.389685
Anonymous
>>389682
BOING BOING BOING.
It's fine. I'm not doing terrible. Just don't have a lotta motivation these days.
No.389686
Anonymous
>>389670
> CROMCH
No.389687
Anonymous
Replies:>>389688>>389689>>389692>>389693>>389694>>389696>>389698>>389699
Image:179072312228.png(202kB, 894x790)smiledrone in the 7 mile licking machine.png
>>389624
EVERYONE START LICKING! WE CAN STILL SAVE HIM!!!
No.389688
Anonymous
Replies:>>389691
>>389687
That only works with DD saliva you dumbass now you gotta make out with him before your tongue melts off.
No.389689
Anonymous
Replies:>>389695
>>389687
Can we see a timelapse of these drawings?
No.389690
Anonymous
>>389684
My name is!
No.389691
Anonymous
Image:179072336536.png(273kB, 702x540)1614569066359.png
>>389688
That was the plan all along
No.389692
Anonymous
>>389687
I asked a question within myself, and more than half answered "yes."

I am scared.
No.389693
Anonymous
>>389687
Anon, that's not sanitary
No.389694
Anonymous
>>389687
It's got really bad this month, eh?
No.389695
Anonymous
>>389689
i ai generated it on my drone
No.389696
Anonymous
Replies:>>389697
>>389687
Squeak Window 1 SOUND Effectyoutube thumb
No.389697
Anonymous
>>389696
Kek.
No.389698
Anonymous
>>389687
Cyn I wish I could be the one licking
No.389699
Anonymous
>>389687
are you speedrunning these with ai
No.389700
Anonymous
Replies:>>389701>>389702>>389703>>389709>>389714
Does Smilefriend like being lusted after I wonder?
No.389701
Anonymous
>>389700
It puts a smile on his face.
No.389702
Anonymous
Image:179072756190.jpg(220kB, 1200x1094)1784495321499447.jpg
>>389700
Idk, but it's really not that strange of a thing, 4 chan dwellers get Very affectionate sometimes.
Guess there's no shame in being a slut if you're Anomalous, like tough internet guy, but secks.
No.389703
Anonymous
Replies:>>389704
>>389700
Males usually desire any form of affection from "females". Even if it doesn't really benefit them.
No.389704
Anonymous
Replies:>>389705
>>389703
I think he's actually gay
No.389705
Anonymous
Image:179072794931.jpg(63kB, 717x1062)Da bite of 32.jpg
>>389704
Mf's can't be more sensible than the rest without having tranny allegations.
Fuck this gay planet
No.389706
Anonymous
Replies:>>389713
thinking about buying one of those DIY drone kits. should I buy Dronepla, a Drones Workshop kit, or just something from JKEA?
No.389707
Anonymous
Replies:>>389710>>389711>>389712>>389757
>>389605
I cannot comprehend sexual attract to being bullied by a girl. It’s spiritually the same as cuckoldry. Zoomutts are chronically fucking faggots even when they have straight fetishes.
No.389708
Anonymous
Sad ass niggas
No.389709
Anonymous
>>389700
Nah
No.389710
Anonymous
Replies:>>389712>>389756
>>389707
Both are manifestations of safe horny. The only acceptable expressions of male heterosexuality are one that fetishize your own degradation and submission.
Unless you're a transbian, that is, then you can be as horny as you want without fear of sanctimonious scolds getting on your ass.
No.389711
Anonymous
Image:179072837183.png(137kB, 600x1200)am (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - 888be3ff5e2ad67f3bd88a6b24135c1b.png
>>389707
>noooo please don't suck my dick!
Only thing gayer than femdom is (you)
No.389712
Anonymous
Image:179072875241.png(76kB, 840x797)IMG_7473.png
>>389707
>>389710
No.389713
Anonymous
>>389706
Stop being a bitch and finally become a man. Make the drone parts yourself.
No.389714
Anonymous
>>389700
I haven't got a fucking clue what the anons below are talking about, but smileanon said he didn't mind anons wanting to fuck smiledrone, since it's just because they like him.

Or did I misunderstand the question? Damn, lately I feel like my English comprehension has gotten worse.
No.389715
Anonymous
Replies:>>389716
Negev x A human Blank that removes her ability to see things she should not see.
No.389716
Anonymous
>>389715
>she instead starts freaking out about the dimensional traveler and telling them to go back to their universe
No.389717
Anonymous
Replies:>>389718>>389727
>every liquidator is by law required to get a health checkup every month
>the filters on their suits are good but can't keep every contaminant out
>it's common to develop tumors after a year on job, and solver corruption becomes an ever increasing risk after that
No.389718
Anonymous
Replies:>>389727>>389745
>>389717
>Liquidators are allowed a significantly higher level of mutation before they're "taken off-duty"
>This is for two reasons
>One is the obvious, their job has them go into the worst of it and they're going to pick up some sort of Solver rash one way or another
>The second is that liquidators are zealous to a fault, and are often the first to decide when their mutations are too much
>The most common way a mutated liquidator sends themself off is by swapping the seals on their tanks, flooding their suit with caustic gas, then lighting a spark in the suit, immolating themselves from within
>It's a bit of a waste of resources, but nobody begrudges it
>Other liquidators will often keep their fellows steady when the burning starts, staying with them to the last
>And each will insist that their comrade died quietly and honorably, even when the opposite is often true
>No, there are no records of husked liquidators standing back up and continuing their mission as scary ash skeletons in suits, that's ridiculous, do you even hear yourself?
No.389719
Anonymous
Replies:>>389720>>389721
WHERE IS IT!?
No.389720
Anonymous
Replies:>>389722>>389724
Image:179073425608.jpg(40kB, 522x530)Spoiler image
>>389719
It's right here
No.389721
Anonymous
Replies:>>389733
Image:179073429146.png(249kB, 1690x1712)1712435731247244.png
>>389719
Where's what
No.389722
Anonymous
>>389720
How could anon possibly miss the (J)ass? Like, just look up it's blocking half the sky.
No.389723
Anonymous
Replies:>>389726
The train that was about to run over Pavojeet buckling against his fat ass, leaving him (but not its passengers) unharmed
No.389724
Anonymous
Replies:>>389728
>>389720
>J is the only off-model DD and is self-conscious about deviating from the optimal JCJ body pattern so much
>You have to knead her butt and squeeze her dobonhonkeros to make her feel better
No.389725
Anonymous
Image:179073497317.jpg(1.08MB, 1179x1162)IMG_8595.jpeg
>picrel: the average itanon art
No.389726
Anonymous
>>389723
Alas, the sudden impact jostled his bowels and soon enough the entire railway was decorated brown.
No.389727
Anonymous
Replies:>>389752
>>389717
>>389718
>elite giant heavy liquidators
>everyone thinks they’re just gene-enhanced
>in reality they’re Frank Horrigan style mutant hating mutants
>as they sustain injuries their armour rips away and their biology rapidly mutates and adapts resident evil style
No.389728
Anonymous
Replies:>>389729>>389730
>>389724
>J is the only off-model DD and is self-conscious about deviating from the optimal JCJ body pattern so much
>she is a roomba with a wig
>somehow more combat effect
>Uzi is defeated and the solver reigns supreme
>J sucks for eternity
No.389729
Anonymous
>>389728
>J sucks for eternity
She does this in the Jass timeline, too.
No.389730
Anonymous
>>389728
Would cuddle with the jocky puck
No.389731
Anonymous
Replies:>>389732>>389734
When are we getting robot maids instead of $500 ram sticks?
No.389732
Anonymous
>>389731
When you collectively burn the stumps of the hydra's necks.
No.389733
Anonymous
Replies:>>389736
>>389721
The Cynthia petting Anon image
No.389734
Anonymous
Replies:>>389735>>389748
>>389731
Never. We aren't getting shit. The Epstein class will get all the goodies, and reward us for our loyalty by not exterminating us for being useless to them.
No.389735
Anonymous
>>389734
You'd think they'd at least give us J's.
No.389736
Anonymous
>>389733
It got lost in the pile of unsold Alice plushies.
No.389737
Anonymous
Replies:>>389739
Image:179073670660.png(398kB, 738x588)1724467648200.png
Doll is the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past is well-established (and from the future)
Do we have a Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Present yet?
No.389738
Anonymous
The Schnozi approaches.
No.389739
Anonymous
Replies:>>389740
>>389737
It's just Colt sitting in a recliner with a Santa hat on watching the bunker's security feed on tv.
No.389740
Anonymous
Replies:>>389744
>>389739
Not just from MD, from anything in general. Like how Doll is from MD but the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future is from ATHF.
No.389741
Anonymous
Replies:>>389742>>389743>>389747
Image:179073724479.png(176kB, 1149x799)178563845150.png
No.389742
Anonymous
Replies:>>389799
>>389741
CAST HER INTO THE PIT OF BOILING HOT POPCORN BUTTER!
No.389743
Anonymous
>>389741
Best ending
>greekling and nugget-chan watching Murder Drones together
No.389744
Anonymous
>>389740
In that case probably Brother Eye from Batman since it was made to watch literally everyone.
No.389745
Anonymous
Replies:>>389749
Image:179073809669.jpg(108kB, 1024x870)1768045411679.jpg
>>389718
>When you tell your friend's wife that her husband is alive
>But in a bad way
No.389746
Anonymous
We must journey to mount Jenson and cast the one drone into the fires that made it to destroy it once and for all.
No.389747
Anonymous
Image:179073869319.jpg(23kB, 736x552)Cute.jpeg
>>389741
I never heard about "the forbidden planet" before, so I looked it up and it's a 1950s sci-fi movie. I'm curious is it any good? Cool art bro.
No.389748
Anonymous
>>389734
>thinking they keep us around because of our loyalty
someone's optimistic
No.389749
Anonymous
Image:179073910695.jpg(1.33MB, 2560x1440)178034304391.jpg
>>389745
>that night, the immobile still-living mass of semigelatinized indistinct flesh that her husband was turned into manages to hold her hand with his remaining usable hand bones
>and grab her boob
>by the end of the week, communication's been reestablished between her and her now-blind and deaf and mute husband
>by the end of the week after... well, when it's all you have to work with, you get better at fingerfuckinf your woman VERY quickly
No.389750
Anonymous
Replies:>>389753>>389755>>389758
Do you think Cyn tries to give Uzi or anyone she speaks to a vore fetish?
No.389751
Anonymous
No.
No.389752
Anonymous
>>389727
>They are also fused to their suits like big daddies
No.389753
Anonymous
>>389750
>Cyntail gives me a vore fetish.
>Eat her.
>She grows back eventually.
>Do it again.
No.389755
Anonymous
Image:179074015986.jpg(140kB, 1000x1000)1751161725048439.jpg
>>389750
>tries
No.389756
Anonymous
>>389710
Anon is... right?
No.389757
Anonymous
Replies:>>389759
>>389707
>ESL opinion
duly noted... AND IGNORED!youtube thumb
No.389758
Anonymous
>>389750
>Auntie Cyn shows Beretta a really cool website called Ekas Portal
>It backfires as Beretta shows sheer disgust due to Auntie Cyn not putting up any blacklists
No.389759
Anonymous
>>389757
>anon says this despite worshipping the esl admin
No.389760
Anonymous
Replies:>>389761>>389801
this thread is seeming stupider than usual
No.389761
Anonymous
Replies:>>389763>>389764
>>389760
Too many brain lickies
No.389763
Anonymous
>>389761
They make my leg kick.
No.389764
Anonymous
Replies:>>389765
>>389761
somebody told S that anons' brains are made of graham crackers
No.389765
Anonymous
Replies:>>389766
>>389764
If they were, there'd be less masturbation.
No.389766
Anonymous
Replies:>>389767
>>389765
you really think a drone searching every crevice of anons' skulls with her tongue would make them less horny?
No.389767
Anonymous
>>389766
If the Graham crackers were doing their job, yes.
No.389768
Anonymous
Replies:>>389769
Keeter and Janer!
Meat Drone Dynamic Duo!
/md/'s cutest pair (of friends)!
No.389769
Anonymous
Replies:>>389771
>>389768
Akita's the only one who can actually smell Jane besides John though.
No.389771
Anonymous
Replies:>>389783
>>389769
>Akita is too considerate to tell Jane she SMELLS
>strangely enough, she also finds it comforting
>she is not alone
No.389772
Anonymous
Replies:>>389773>>389774>>389775>>389776>>389779
Explain what makes Jane interesting, or why anyone should care, in one sentence.
No.389773
Anonymous
Image:179074614809.png(125kB, 875x1030)Spoiler image
>>389772
see picrel
No.389774
Anonymous
>>389772
ANON WANT FUCK HU-MAN WO-MAN, MAKE LITTLE ANONS
No.389775
Anonymous
Image:179074643863.png(132kB, 1271x575)bd14828889277264d5e96504e32505ce.png
>>389772
Funny
No.389776
Anonymous
Replies:>>389777
>>389772
All of the replies have been lackluster so far.
No.389777
Anonymous
>>389776
How so?
No.389778
Anonymous
Replies:>>389788>>389856
Jane is just fem thanquol
No.389779
Anonymous
Replies:>>389780>>389782
Image:179074719902.png(91kB, 1120x363)Untitled525_20260822061308.png
>>389772
No.389780
Anonymous
Replies:>>389784
>>389779
Stop spamming your shit Berryboy.
No.389781
Anonymous
The U's have escaped.
No.389782
Anonymous
Replies:>>389784
>>389779
What is Jane even saying???
No.389783
Anonymous
>>389771
>When even a creature without a nose thinks you reek too strongly of sexual frustration and depression
No.389784
Anonymous
Replies:>>389785
Image:179074893617.jpg(99kB, 635x566)Screenshot_20260930_061504_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>389780
No.
>>389782
>Nerd
No.389785
Anonymous
Replies:>>389787
>>389784
You have gotten better, wanna force you to practice proper construction though.
No.389786
Anonymous
The new deadlock update giving Vyper more lines and she still sounds exactly like Jane Human. Which is funny given there is a rat person now
No.389787
Anonymous
Replies:>>389797
Video:179075050321.mp4(4.06MB / 0:00:30 / h264, 1024x1024)Untitled363 (1).mp4
>>389785
Actually, I use the silhouette technique instead.
No.389788
Anonymous
Replies:>>389856
Image:179075061229.png(262kB, 392x407)JaneQoul.png
>>389778
its... fact-true
(does that make Bonnie BoneRipper?)
No.389789
Anonymous
Replies:>>389790
thanqwho?
No.389790
Anonymous
Replies:>>389834>>389856
>>389789
Warhammer Fantasy character. pretty much the epitome of a race of rat men who are known for
>cowardice
>evil
>betrayal
>ambition to some degree
>Insanity
>Drug Abuse
and general rat-like behavior
Surprisingly enough, not many mentions of them eating cheese
No.389791
Anonymous
Replies:>>389793>>389794>>389796
Drones?
No.389792
Anonymous
Replies:>>389805>>389815>>389835
>There are a few DDs that Pavo doesn't hate, now that the war's over
>R is the obvious one, as they both share a mutual appreciation for fashion and rear contact
>Molly, of course, is still Molly
>And he can't stay mad at S (helped by her astronomically low kill count during the war, almost as if she completely ignored her Solver-given role)
>But overall, he believes in sentinel supremacy until murdoids are educated to a point of responsibility
>And that they shouldn't be allowed to drive
No.389793
Anonymous
>>389791
Robot things?
No.389794
Anonymous
>>389791
Jane is a drone. Akita is also a drone. They are both drones.
No.389795
Anonymous
Sex with drones
>they don't have any genitals!
They still have their feet
No.389796
Anonymous
Image:179075159698.png(198kB, 713x1070)Untitled473_20260925090045.png
>>389791
>Anon :"WHY ARE YOU DRINKING MY BLOOD?”
>DD Fai : "This is for science."
No.389797
Anonymous
Replies:>>389798>>389821
>>389787
I would bet money you e-begged a Redditor into drawing this for you.
No.389798
Anonymous
Image:179075323244.jpg(474kB, 1080x2168)Screenshot_20260930_072545_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>389797
Okay… where the hell is my money?
No.389799
Anonymous
>>389742
her hand already did (she thought it was ready and cooled)
anons popcorn now has femdrone microplastics
No.389800
Anonymous
Replies:>>389842
>Q had a strange dream.
>She was on stage, as usual, but she was in the guest seat
>There at the desk was a human
>A... human?
>His face was misshapen as if made of half-melted wax, and his eyes were black pits, the suit he wore dingy and damp.
>He started clucking like a chicken and walking around the stage in an awkward stance
>The audience was full of corpses in various states of dismemberment, Q's victims, stitched together crudely yet still alive
>"Hello, hello!" the showman started in an unnatural, high-pitched voice, before projectile vomiting across the stage to raucous applause
>"Welcome to the show, Q! Thank you so much for joining us today!"
>Q hyperventilated in response
>"So, Q, tell us a bit about yourself!"
>"M-my name is Serial Designation Q, I'm... I host my own show."
>"Oh, a fellow host! That's wonderful!"
>A giant sugar cube landed on the stage, and the host flopped over his desk, devouring the cube on all fours
>The audience booed at the sight
>"Tell me, Q, what's your favorite caaar?"
>"I... a... Camaro?"
>The audience applauded
>"Nice! How many cars do you-"
>The host was interrupted by another bout of projectile vomiting
>A quadcopter with J's expressionless head attached to it flew in, and she opened her mouth, lips unmoving as she recited a sequence of numbers
>"Oh, and that sound means that's all the time we have for today! Thank you, Q!" the host said
>Q wakes up, falling out of the rafters, her temperatures critical, gagging from stress
No.389801
Anonymous
Replies:>>389803
>>389760
threadshitters more active than usual and switching to new targets
first it was fiend and pocketsteaks with a side of phoenixanon
then it was itanon and strawberryanon
now its nuke and smileanon for some reason
by next year grim and merc will be in their crosshair for their own made up objectionable reasons
(also pluschan could literally be erased from the face of the earth and /co/ schizos would still post about /md/ every thread)
No.389802
Anonymous
>>389648
Umm... it could be.
No.389803
Anonymous
Replies:>>389804>>389808
>>389801
>doesn't acknowledge dust being targetted
And I thought you guys liked him.
No.389804
Anonymous
Replies:>>389817
Image:179075458667.png(1.03MB, 1023x1022)1704850074352624.png
>>389803
> you guys
No.389805
Anonymous
Replies:>>389806
>>389792
What reason would a DD have to drive a car?
No.389806
Anonymous
Replies:>>389807
>>389805
Do you run everywhere?
No.389807
Anonymous
Replies:>>389809
Image:179075596697.png(657kB, 2514x1882)SolvEr (full).png
>>389806
If I had wings and could fly, yes I would use them and fly all the time.
No.389808
Anonymous
Replies:>>389814
>>389803
newfags don’t have rights, sorry!
whatever he gets he deserves it according to threadshitter here and his friends’ order
No.389809
Anonymous
Replies:>>389816
>>389807
You will be covered in bugs, unless your DD senses are good enough to evade/destroy them in flight.
No.389810
Anonymous
Replies:>>389811
Drone that has severe depression
No.389811
Anonymous
Replies:>>389855
>>389810
Doomerdrone
No.389812
Anonymous
Replies:>>389813>>389838
>>389754
Judge FemDrone
No.389813
Anonymous
>>389812
Fucking turbo kek.
No.389814
Anonymous
>>389808
Wrong on both accounts.
Newfags are refereed to as newfriends
The threadshiiter is newer than him, and he actually likes him
No.389815
Anonymous
Replies:>>389818
>>389792
>What about E and P?
No.389816
Anonymous
>>389809
Wear motorcycle gear, its built for going fast without a windshield, it will also keep you warm and protect your eyes from the wind. You can also fly higher than the bugs, how high you’d have to fly depends on the air pressure. On days with high air pressure you’d get away with flying lower because the bugs and birds don’t fly as high as they normally do.
No.389817
Anonymous
Video:179075994573.webm(397kB / 0:00:02 / vp8, 764x1080)1760885490700876.webm
>>389804
Thanks for posting that duck, I need it to search for something.
No.389818
Anonymous
>>389815
>E
Still has a strong kill count, but at least she's torn up about it when she's not wearing her hat. Not "one of the good ones", but he won't go out of his way to antagonize her.
>P
Is an N who doesn't really have any backups, so they never met, no particular judgment past the default. Might call him "straggot" if the two ever met, just to get a rise.
No.389819
Anonymous
Replies:>>389820>>389839
Image:179076696021.png(168kB, 937x1084)e84ba695a16da63bf2edc02d0b56d880.png
I'm surprised by how many people fail to acknowledge how fucking dope the sentinel drones would look darting across the skies in a similar fashion to that of fighting jets. Sound and comms chatter included.
An absolute heavy unit on ground while also being able to launch themselves at the speed of sound towards any direction.
No.389820
Anonymous
Replies:>>389840
>>389819
Hell, imagine a battle during solver-war where a team of sentinel drones is visibly breaking the sound barrier over and over as they dispatch of each one of them robo mooks.
No.389821
Anonymous
>>389797
if it's not e-begged on le reddit then it's most likely traced
No.389822
Anonymous
Replies:>>389824>>389825>>389826>>389827
Image:179077167103.png(213kB, 1318x1130)0bd0e476e55ac2512aced5ed3b4e92d8.png
No.389823
Anonymous
Sludge
No.389824
Anonymous
>>389822
PiDDge and worker Smiledrone on Anon sexo, NOW!
No.389825
Anonymous
>>389822
Sex
No.389826
Anonymous
>>389822
thumbnail made me think her arm was a bigass schlong
No.389827
Anonymous
Replies:>>389830
>>389822
>DD Pidge clanging WD Smiledrone
No.389828
Anonymous
Gooooon....
No.389829
Anonymous
Pissdge
No.389830
Anonymous
>>389827
DD boy!Pidge clanging Female WD Smiledrone
No.389831
Anonymous
Replies:>>389833
how do I reason with my drone and convince her that, no, she doesn't have "secret cybertronian heritage" and that she's not "transformed" into her "alt mode," she's curled up in a ridiculous yoga position scooting around on her fingers and tippy toes?
No.389832
Anonymous
Replies:>>389833
Image:179077811679.gif(1.24MB, 300x245)The 'O Brien Bitch Slap.gif
Push her reset button like so.
No.389833
Anonymous
>>389832
>>389831
Fuck, forgot to put in the reply.
No.389834
Anonymous
Replies:>>389836
>>389790
Wife?
No.389835
Anonymous
>>389792
>"You know, even though I really ought to ask about the family that went missing recently, I’m genuinely curious: why a car?"
>"Murder bots are too dumb and rely on emotions, which makes them a hazard on the road."
>"Heh, that’s... a surprisingly coherent answer. I’m genuinely surprised and some plea..."
>"They also take advantage of having a car to drink up all the petrol at gas stations."
No.389836
Anonymous
Replies:>>389845>>389850>>389856
>>389834
Thanquol is not-not a breeder-sow, man-thing.
No.389837
Anonymous
Replies:>>389841>>389843
Should I write a Strawberry and Jane crossover greentext?
No.389838
Anonymous
Replies:>>389847
Image:179078396705.jpg(3kB, 170x170)1768045888582.jpg
>>389812
Fucking kek!

By the way, is it just me, or has the style become freer? I like it.
No.389839
Anonymous
>>389819
I live near a military airfield, I know just how fucking awesome that would be.
No.389840
Anonymous
>>389820
I doubt it would destroy the DDs, but it would certainly disorient them for a while, making them easy targets for air defenses.
No.389841
Anonymous
Image:179078446962.png(40kB, 113x154)nocone.png
>>389837
No.389842
Anonymous
>>389800
Good stuff anon
No.389843
Anonymous
Replies:>>389844
>>389837
Write something else.
Like an SD-Y greentext or something.
No.389844
Anonymous
Replies:>>389848
>>389843
Already did:
>>384655
No.389845
Anonymous
>>389836
>Jane finds out that some oversized rat is trying to steal the only man who can stand within five meters of her for more than a minute
No.389846
Anonymous
Replies:>>389887
Image:179078477930.jpg(215kB, 1408x2048)8fe2e1e9c106119b8587b6c204032a1c.jpeg
No.389847
Anonymous
Replies:>>389849>>389853>>389858
>>389838
What do you mean by that?
No.389848
Anonymous
Replies:>>389851
>>389844
Then write an SD-I(ncinerator) greentext.
No.389849
Anonymous
>>389847
maybe that the lineswork is more rounded, less sharp angles
I kinda see it
No.389850
Anonymous
>>389836
Don't test me.
No.389851
Anonymous
Replies:>>389852
>>389848
QRD?
No.389852
Anonymous
>>389851
Use the wiki and the booru.
No.389853
Anonymous
>>389847
I honestly don't know how to explain it. The lines are more expressive, or something like that. I really don't know how to put it into words, just take that it is a compliment.
No.389855
Anonymous
Replies:>>389857
>>389811
Now that was a good SBAnon OC.
No.389856
Anonymous
Replies:>>389869
>>389778
>>389788
>>389790
>>389836
>Janequol constantly tries and fails to kill the man-thing calling itself her husband
>Bonnieripper(XXII) just looks on as Janequol gets mating pressed for the forth time this day
>She would step in but the man-thing gives her food when Janequol isn't looking
No.389857
Anonymous
Replies:>>389859
>>389855
>no art
>no greentext
>no discussion
lmao “good OC”
No.389858
Anonymous
>>389847
complimenting for the sake of complimenting (wants to tap that spicy goodness)
No.389859
Anonymous
Replies:>>389885
>>389857
But she has art.
https://dronebooru.co/posts?page=1&tags=doomer+
She has had greens, but I haven't archived any of them, SBAnon doesn't post much about her, but I have seen one or two about her.
No.389860
Anonymous
Replies:>>389862
with all the anons we've lost I really wish we didn't get stuck with dramafags always trying to shitstir over whatever artfag they've decided to hate for the day
No.389861
Anonymous
Replies:>>389870
Image:179078982687.png(653kB, 1080x1400)I bet its a pretty good smoothie too.png
>Be Beretta
>At this point your sorta done
>Done with it all
>Done with all the bullshit you seen today
>Because on your day off your sister Akita came home: with one of the mascots
>From your job
>The place where they have to stay there
>In other words: she stole property
>What makes it worse, she has her on a leash
>Tiredofthisbullshit.jpeg
>You threw your hands in the air in a sign of defeat
>Head to your room
>Grab your magnetic mark 3 bong and rip that shit hard and pop in Star Wars: Republic Commando
>You aint dealing with this bullshit
No.389862
Anonymous
>>389860
You know, the anons who left just moved on with their lives. They have hobbies and goals, things that give their lives meaning beyond just drones, whereas the dramafagers are only capable of stirring up shit on anonymous imageboards. Like, seriously, just think about how sad a person's life must be to make drama here. It’s fucking terrible.
No.389863
Anonymous
Replies:>>389868>>389884
Image:179078998263.jpg(50kB, 534x765)menace.JPG
No.389864
Anonymous
Replies:>>389867>>389871
Video + 🎵:179079017595.webm(729kB / 0:00:10 / vp8+vorbis, 714x402)spoooooooky.webm
No.389865
Anonymous
Replies:>>389866
Funfact: You can tame drones by feeding them
No.389866
Anonymous
>>389865
I tried to feed a drone but she tried to rip my pants off
No.389867
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179079087232.webm(1.57MB / 0:00:23 / vp8+vorbis, 640x360)1439837641050.webm
>>389864
No.389868
Anonymous
>>389863
someone been DRINKING again
No.389869
Anonymous
Replies:>>389874
>>389856
> Tales of Dronetrek and Anon
No.389870
Anonymous
>>389861
kek
girl is clueless
No.389871
Anonymous
Replies:>>389881>>389883
Image:179079219659.jpg(258kB, 1969x1619)171376887959.jpg
>>389864
I rember the frens we made along the way
No.389872
Anonymous
Replies:>>389873>>389880
Image:179079311855.jpg(400kB, 1079x694)17776093083117.jpg
Who?
No.389873
Anonymous
>>389872
Teli and 'non
No.389874
Anonymous
Replies:>>389899
>>389869
>Despite the allegations and expectations of being a drone technician, anon does not fuck sentinel drone G(otrek) nor does he play with his wires
No.389875
Anonymous
Replies:>>389876
Image:179079467984.png(1.20MB, 2201x2479)BankruptcySpeedrun.png
How manY Y is too manY ?
No.389876
Anonymous
Replies:>>389877
>>389875
You can never have too much Y. Even if it’s a mech Y. Or a titan Y. Although, an Emperor-class titan Y might actually be getting pretty close to too many.
No.389877
Anonymous
Replies:>>389878
>>389876
That would be too much Y not too manY Y
No.389878
Anonymous
>>389877
You can never have too many Emperor-class titans Y, agreed!
No.389879
Anonymous
Replies:>>389898
CODE EXIT Playtest Traileryoutube thumb
>cute friend-shaped robots
>centered around humans, robots are just set dressing
>humans are fighting an omnipresent force of death that uses robots as a weapon
idk, struck me as something up /md/'s alley
No.389880
Anonymous
>>389872
Heh
No.389881
Anonymous
Replies:>>389882
>>389871
N your neck is twisted!
No.389882
Anonymous
>>389881
>sNake
No.389883
Anonymous
>>389871
Daw they are so cute
No.389884
Anonymous
>>389863
Evil
No.389885
Anonymous
Replies:>>389886
Image:179079682327.png(120kB, 417x559)DD Doomer.png
>>389859
I drew a DD version of her.
No.389886
Anonymous
Replies:>>389888
>>389885
She is more broken than ever, poor girl.
Are those wolf ears?
No.389887
Anonymous
Replies:>>389891
>>389846
>The Quake logo
No.389888
Anonymous
Replies:>>389889
Image:179079745336.png(133kB, 615x472)139d92094a608679fd8d9464494650b1.png
>>389886
Whatever this one has. And don’t worry, Cyn made sure she’d always smile through the pain, even when she doesn’t want to.
No.389889
Anonymous
Replies:>>389890
>>389888
is this just nuzi but berry flavored (also the filenames make me question if that's really yours)
No.389890
Anonymous
>>389889
It's not and I didn't claim it was?
https://dronebooru.co/posts/15772?q=sentinelized_disassembly_drone+
No.389891
Anonymous
Replies:>>389897
>>389887
Anon that's not the Quake logo.
Unless you were joking in which case carry on.
No.389892
Anonymous
Replies:>>389893
Image:179079773415.png(355kB, 771x628)176105223731.png
Drone in severe distress after master dresses her in overalls and rubber gloves and orders her to clean instead of dressing her in French maid outfit and fucking her tight tailpipe.
No.389893
Anonymous
>>389892
No sexo until work is done, also do you know how much those cost? And no I'm not going to a sex shop to get you a cheap one, what would the neighbors think, also I think the guy running it has the last name shekelberg....
No.389894
Anonymous
Replies:>>389902>>389944
>Be me.
>A dream.
>You don’t remember what happened in the dream, you don’t remember what the hell caused before, but you remember one thing.
>They have to shove a connector into your brain.
>For something important.
>A fucking thick syringe.
>Seeing that, anyone would shit themselves on the spot, but against your very fucking nature, you say yes.
>You see the needle being brought up to your nose.
>You feel the tip enter your nostril.
>You sense it moving through the inside of your skull, closer and closer to your brain.
>You feel no pain, only resistance, until finally, everything turns upside down.
>And you wake up.
>In shock.
>And with phantom pain in your scull.
Why the fuck do all the other anons dream about drones, while my fucking brain shows me this?! I can still feel it, like someone tried to perform a fucking lobotomy on me through my nose! I can't even take pride in shoving my fear up my ass and doing what I felt had to be done, because this is just some absolute, fucking nightmare shit! If my brain is capable of generating shitty phantom pain, why the hell can't I just fuck drones in my dreams, for God's sake?!
No.389897
Anonymous
>>389891
I've been playing Quake so much lately it's affecting the way I see the world, please understand.
No.389898
Anonymous
Replies:>>389910
Image:179079945485.png(6.51MB, 1534x2247)IMG_3031.png
>>389879
cute, but wake me up when they make a horror game about killer sexbots. actually, with the spooky season starting tomorrow, are there any good robot horror movies? the only ones I'm aware of are Chopping Mall and Hardware. oh, and Mikadroid.
No.389899
Anonymous
Replies:>>389903
>>389874
> sentinel drone
> not a grunt drone
No.389900
Anonymous
>Wake up
>Remember that OC will never meet me because they aren't real
It's so fucking over
No.389901
Anonymous
Replies:>>389915
Image:179080111341.jpg(451kB, 1920x1080)172533993451.jpg
No.389902
Anonymous
Replies:>>389904
>>389894
Umm... have you tried thinking more about drones. I don't dream about drones but don't dreams borrow elements from the stuff you think about. Perhaps you're thinking about needles in your skull for some reason. It might be helpful if you did some introspection to work out how your mind thinks so you can make yourself not have dreams like that by addressing whatever causes it.
No.389903
Anonymous
>>389899
Alex Jones "I'm Kinda Retarded"youtube thumb
Gonna be honest i forgot they existed
No.389904
Anonymous
Replies:>>389907
>>389902
I tried to figure out what was going on and why I dreamt up this shit, and I’d ​​only started freaking out because I remembered anons talking about dreaming of drones, and that just set me off. Actually, that specific part was just a tiny fraction of the dream, right at the very end, just before I woke up (thank fucking god for that). I only recall the rest of the dream in vague snatches, but there was a lot going on, and I think sticking a needle into my brain was necessary to connect to a computer? I’m not sure, I just felt like it was incredibly important, like, crucially, so I agreed, even though I was genuinely terrified.

I suppose that could be called the digitization of consciousness, perhaps I’ll use that in the future greens to describe dronification.
No.389905
Anonymous
Replies:>>389906
Did you all know there was an rpg thread?
>>55314
No.389906
Anonymous
>>389905
Oh, I remember that. My English was even worse back then, and I didn't understand at all how to play it, so I thought: "Cool, I hope something comes of this and I figure it out."
No.389907
Anonymous
>>389904
Huh
No.389908
Anonymous
Replies:>>389909>>389913
Image:179080457174.gif(332kB, 1510x1215)animated tiles.gif
Animated tiles.
No.389909
Anonymous
Replies:>>389913
Image:179080458512.png(35kB, 906x243)animated tiles sprite sheet.png
>>389908
No.389910
Anonymous
>>389898
The first terminator has some good scenes. Like the eye scene, that scene worse than actual gore.
No.389911
Anonymous
Replies:>>389912
>Be me, a Disassembly Drone on Copper-9.
>My oil levels are low, I've been hunting for something to keep me alive.
>I spot a new shop that wasn’t there yesterday .
>A sign flickering in Russian
>[DRONE PARTS–FRESH CUTS]
>I walk inside.
>Shelves lined with lot of drone limbs, cores, wings, all sealed in glass.
>Behind the counter stands a small drone in a oil-stained clothes, and stoned expression.
>Red eyes, long dark hair.
>She greets me in a russian accent.
>[What is your order for today?]
>I hesitate, then point at a sealed container of pure and high-grade oil.
>The good stuff.
>[Excellent choice.]
>She disappears into the freezer in the back leaving a red light behind.
>Returns thirty seconds later holding a warm, sealed bag.
>The oil inside is the exact same shade as the stuff in my own.
>I don’t notice it.
>I asked her for the price.
>[It's on the house.]
>She thanks me politely and wishes me a pleasant meal.
>Back at the outpost I crack the seal.
>The oil smells perfect.
>I drink.
>First sip is heaven.
>Second sip the HUD starts glitching.
>Third sip I feel something wet running down my side.
>I look down.
>My own oil tank is somehow open with knife marks all over it.
>A clean surgical cut, with the residue that was in the bag.
>I already drank half of it.
>My systems scream.
>The hunger spikes harder than ever.
>I can’t stop.
>I finish the bag.
>My vision tunnels
>The last thing I hear is her voice.
>Then nothing .
>And the realization of what I had been doing to myself all along.
No.389912
Anonymous
Replies:>>389914
>>389911
Which LLM do you use for your greens, Berryboy?
No.389913
Anonymous
>>389908
>>389909
Damn, man, how much have you already done?
No.389914
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:179080649245.mp4(4.34MB / 0:02:41 / h264+aac, 1280x720)Screen_Recording_20260927_070515_Chrome.mp4
>>389912
Well, sorry I don't screen-record everything I write.
No.389915
Anonymous
>>389901
I see
No.389916
Anonymous
>"Sex? With drones? Again? Seriously, I didn't think I'd have to put out three goddamn newsletters warning people not to fuck the mining equipment."
>The drone below your desk looks up at you with intent as she rubs her head against your thigh.
>"They just get so clingy afterwards..."
No.389917
Anonymous
Image:179081008656.jpg(300kB, 640x844)174180912155.jpg
No.389918
Anonymous
Replies:>>389919>>389924
Molly dressing up as oldschool Harley Queen for her Dronely fans to pay the bills!
No.389919
Anonymous
Replies:>>389921
>>389918
>Harley Queen
No.389920
Anonymous
Replies:>>389922
Economy Drones?
No.389921
Anonymous
Replies:>>389924
>>389919
Oh fuck off, it's 2am and I overdosed on caffeine My skin tingles
No.389922
Anonymous
Replies:>>389927
>>389920
Are for jailbreaking!
No.389923
Anonymous
Replies:>>389926>>389929
Video + 🎵:179081305537.mp4(9.27MB / 0:00:22 / h264+aac, 1600x900)JExecuction (kopia).mp4
Kiss J!
No.389924
Anonymous
Replies:>>389925
>>389918
>>389921
she can get by just fine on an officer's salary
No.389925
Anonymous
>>389924
Molli lost it all on crypto (J is responsible)
No.389926
Anonymous
>>389923
>average federation soldier initiating a Tactical Kinetic Maneuver (coming home after work) to Engage a Prime Solverform Threat Vector (kiss his DD wife)
No.389927
Anonymous
>>389922
Ima kiss my ED where her mouth should be until i break warranty!
No.389928
Anonymous
I put a koala inside a drone
No.389929
Anonymous
Image:179081532043.jpg(72kB, 736x736)1686617736532159.jpg
>>389923
Holy kek! The audible blinking noise at the end is a perfect closer
Only criticism I've got is that the intro bit of looking at J through the fence is so quick and brief that I didn't realize what was going on until a rewatch
No.389930
Anonymous
Using humans to practice my kissing so I'm ready when I get a dronefriend.
No.389931
Anonymous
Replies:>>389932
Imagine the hell of being Valentine's trophy husband
No.389932
Anonymous
>>389931
>Valentine ever getting laid
As if
No.389933
Anonymous
Replies:>>389934
>Valentine is the beavis and butthead of the MD universe

>Heehee, you said drone hehehhehe
>heheheh. Cock. Hehehehehe
>I gotta score hehehhe but how... heheh

>throws some money outside her lawn and waits for the men to arrive like a grandma at the park with bread
No.389934
Anonymous
Replies:>>389935>>389938
Image:179081673840.png(10.87MB, 2982x3907)female-malfoy-by-v0-r7w3unywi6sh.png
>>389933
Nah maybe a bit more like Malfoid
No.389935
Anonymous
>>389934
Must... correct... brat...
No.389936
Anonymous
Replies:>>389937
>Cyn gives her little pets treats whenever they do good jobs or do something that makes her laugh
>J gets to talk to Tessa again, if she's really good she gets put in a simulation where Tessa is more alive than usual
>V gets a copy of N from the manor she can do whatever she wants with
>N gets another lobotomy, as a treat :)
No.389937
Anonymous
>>389936
>N gets another lobotomy, as a treat :)
CYN NO!
STOP LICKING YOUR BROTHER’S BRAIN THAT’S INAPPROPRIATE
No.389938
Anonymous
Replies:>>389942
>>389934
Yknow, to keep things at least relatively on-topic, if Solver traits are passed along by the robot version of genetics, then given five or ten generations you could have enough Solver-touched drones running around to populate an entire "magic" school.
No.389939
Anonymous
Replies:>>389940
U-U are keelhauling Lucy's coffin behind anon's farm truck. I'm sure nothing bad will come of this.
No.389940
Anonymous
Replies:>>389941
>>389939
they're gonna bury her in the old abandoned cemetery built over an injun burial ground by the shore of blood lake where the abandoned JCJenson factory dumped its toxic waste and that boat carrying 2-4-5 trioxin disappeared under mysterious circumstances. the full moon and lightning should make it bright enough to find their way there but if not there's a dilapidated old cabin they can stay the night in
No.389941
Anonymous
Replies:>>389943
>>389940
Are U-U virgins? This is an important question.
No.389942
Anonymous
Image:179081861410.jpg(51kB, 736x552)f94147156ccddbad6bf62a856cb815fc.jpg
>>389938
That only applies
>A. If Solver magic is *always* passed along
>B. These Solversdrones are constantly in life or death situations(as Uzi + Doll demonstrat are needed to properly awaken powers)

If one of those two fails then the idea of a "mage school," much less "mage culture" fails with it. Does give me a funny idea though.
>inb4 wife a witch
>wants kids
>clang.mp4
>one day runs up to you holding your pill, says his Solver has "matured" and he's "ready"
>hold the baby and camera for a second, preparing yourself for some cute adolescence ritual
>tfw she's got a shotgun
>tfw "he'll be fine"
>tfw you're the only thing standing between Mrs. "It's How I Learned" and "starting him early" with a double barrel to the screen
>you love that woman, but holy fuck you wish she were sane
No.389943
Anonymous
Image:179081867326.jpg(158kB, 828x758)anon and serial designation u-u (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 21d83711f4b84c871c234b9a4b44219e.jpg
>>389941
>U-U
>around Farmanon

Not anymore
No.389944
Anonymous
Image:179081962625.jpg(176kB, 1080x607)Screenshot_20260930_205041_YouTube.jpg
>>389894
If it helps your dreams are more show accurate than theirs
>inb4 Cyn when she really "loves" you(anon was not the exception he thought)
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