/md/ - Murder Drones

>>367572
The arrow creature is bigger than people seem to think it is

>>367576
The vote is still ongoing:
https://poal.me/pu1vri

>>367594
OH LAWD SHE COMIN'!

I swear making love with doll would heal my soul...

>>367576
>Fun Evening Canon/OC Facts:
>Uzi's 3071 junior yearbook quote, while the bloom was still falling off her victory from a few months ago but she still felt the need to present a brave face to the normalfags, was "I'm literally the center of the universe, it's not Main Character Syndrome when I really am the main character of life."
>Uzi's 3072 senior yearbook quote, after a year and change of needing to keep her lost human(equivalent)ity a secret shame, being bullied by the vore demon that ruined her and everyone else's lives, realizing she still craves the validation of normalfags like she did before she met N, discovering her empathy for normalfags, grieving the years she wasted on being a belligerent spastic for the sake of attention rather than trying to make friends like she wanted to have, managing the early phases of the rehabilitation of the two baker's dozen mindbroken and corrupted ex-domestic servants whose immortal souls were now her property, and starting to realize that her only way to better things for herself would be to finally start growing the fuck up, was "Y-you too."
>Seeing the night and day difference made her kids, across all timelines (except Empress Uzi timelines), realize why she told them that turning everydroney against you is the worst possible way to get attention, even being ignored is better then being known as an antisocial cringеlord.

Everybody Jump Around

>>367588
I choose Cynthia only because Beauregard is unavailable. It's amazing how much Brrf has won me over on a literal nonentity in canon.

>>367603
Yes

>>367603
I like Akita because I want to give her a hug and tell her it'll be OK

THEN we recreate humanity
She can do it: there's nothing but her horror at the thought keeping Keeter from bioprinting other organisms even without a partner. She wouldn't even need my genetics to singlehandedly repopulate the species.

> primechan thread hits bump limit
> tries starting shit here immediately
Mysterious indeed

>keeter keeter PUMPKIN EATER

Solver sapiens are designed for human affection

>>367611
>this kills the drone
>much like clanging
>and eating
>and masturbating...
>alright, MOST things kill the Pidge

>>367616
But she'd put her back together! Semi-intentionally!

>>367609

>>367609
>"The thing" is self-maintenance
>Being organic, Akita's has no idea what it means
>Being Uzi, her mother was always too uncomfortable with her presence to even address "the thing" much less give her "the talk"
>Being N, her father has literally no idea that a masturbation analogue even exists for drones
>And so Colt pays the price...
>Keet has, in her blissful ignorance, has gone about interrupting literally every wireplay session her brother has ever had while inside
>And because she's such a clingy person, this "inside" extends to both "anywhere in the Bunker" and "for hours at a time"
>...that he's resorted to "self-repair" in front of the skeletons is something he's far from proud of
>But the alternative is so, so much worse...

>>367621
"No!"

>>367623
...Medieval drones?

>>367620
>survivor

hah, I doubt it(see pic-related)

>more comics

hopefully... though I'm not sure what there is to do with him outside more "Solverless Tessa" stuff. maybe he's a competitor in the Chuunzi greens?
>Be handsome, huge, human
>Be (You)-regard: second largest stakeholder in JCJenson and most eligible bachelor in all Human space
>Mainly because you're the last one still trying
"More tea sir?"
"Thank you Ten"
>And THAT would be the reason why: a near 9 foot tall steel-and-blue-stripes "prototype" drone sent by, who else, Tessa James Elliot as a "test run" before "full release"
>Just like the others
>This one is, you'll grant, significantly more tender in her attempted molestations than the prior nine
"Ah, thank you"
>Taking the cup, you almost don't bother looking inside
>But you're a sucker at heart
"Ahem, Ten? You appear to have mixed something up?"
>Flush with the distinctive lines of embarrassment, the drone trudges away, cup of pure nanite held in both titanic hands
>She looks back for a second, almost pleading, her tail drooped and visor beginning to hollow
>It'd move you were this not the third time today
"I'm sorry Ten but you know I'm allergic to nanites"
>Her eyes are watering
>Ok, maybe (you) are a bigger sucker than you thought
"...save it for later, when I turn in for the night"
>Tail wagging and wings bristling in their chambers, the warmachine literally skips out of your study with a squeal
>She doesn't need to know its for your fern. God, you swear the thing glows now
>This is fine
>Everything's fine
>Now back to business
>Surely there's ONE bachelorette that hasn't bought a Disassembler yet
>...in your age range
>maybe you SHOULD have a look at the divorcees...

>>367601
Tad the rad

>>367586
Some say not big enough…

NEW INFO FROM THE MODELS

Beau apparently wears a little onsie around his "main" body, with a pattern and everything

>>367629(me)
And for further proof

I saw a cool maid in Re Zero and wanted to draw Bonnie in a mai d outfit i thiknk

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE,
THAT THESE AIN'T FIREWORKS.

very late but i finished it

i hope people had a good america day

>>367641
Needs another Morale night

>>367627
>Tessa likes Beauregard
>Cyn is Tessa
>Therefore Cyn, as "Tessa," must also "like" Beauregard
>Well, "like" him the way she "likes" J and the other pets, at least
>No need to give him the N treatment
>Just keep him
>And if he breaks, he breaks...

>20 years later, Uzi awakens from the aftermath of her first successful binge drinking session
>And of course, so does the peanut gallery
<you are a lightweight "God">
[It Is. Not The Body's Fault! Accusing Poke]
(Well it's been werse right?)
{Bollocks, my ead's killing me...}
huh?
<huh?>
[Oh No]
(BEAU!)

And thus did Uzi, to her great despair, host not just one but two full humans in her internal storage. Two disturbingly flirty humans. Thankfully they haven't figured out how to squish in there. Yet...

>>367646
>tfw you have a 4th of July green to finish, but you finally figured out how to Demoknight

it's agony

>>367634
>Letting Jane master you

this was the beginning of the end, you can tell

>>367610
Alright, pucker up.

>>367652

>>367599
>implying everyone wasn't already against Uzi

she earned it but still

>>367599
>Uzi's the cause of Beretta's normalfagging obsession
>the same obsession that's the main thing keeping her from having enough self-confidence to make friends and succeed in life

damn, that's actually kind of tragic...

>>367645
True

Loosely inspired by a funny dream
HIDE AND SEEK: A PERFECTLY NORMAL & THERAPEUTIC BONDING EXERCISE FOR DISASSEMBLY DRONES SEEKING STIMULATING RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY

>Players are divided into two teams; Hiders & Seekers (NOTE: It is recommended for AT LEAST one player to be a Disassembly Drone)
>Area of play should be held in sufficiently large and ideally uninhabited spaces, with abandoned urban environments highly recommended as prime candidates
>Hiders are to be given a starting grace period (5 minute standardization; recommend no shorter than 1 minute and no longer than 10) to hide themselves whilst Seekers remain cordoned off at a designated starting point ('peeking' during grace is grounds for immediate disqualification)
>Seekers, upon conclusion of the starting grace period, are to be given an active time limit equal to the length of grace (recommended at-minimum halved length should flying be allowed) to hunt the Hiders
>Game concludes when either all Hiders are found by Seekers, or when the active time limit is reached (for best effects, play 'Best-of-3' with team roles swapping between rounds)
>Death and dismemberment* by any player on either team is STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!!!

>*"Death and dismemberment" is defined as the permanent, irrecoverable death and/or disability of a participant; Given that Solverfied Drones can survive as mere disembodied cores, destruction and dismemberment of their remaining physiology is generally considered fair game. Please consult with your local Administrator before partaking in any actions that may necessitate an emergency core reconstitution into a backup body

> Anons talking about vidya
I just got back to AoE2 after 15 years (that's crazy) after seeing a video about Teuton shenanigans
I'm liking the results, and now I have a hankering for an image of
TeutonYc knYght

>>367584
how avout I vape you to veath, little vaggot?

Hey mercurialmorose is your male version of Doll supposed to be circumcised, or do you just not draw drones with a foreskin?

>>367670
I finally stopped talking about futa, quit complaining.

>>367674
It can happen! Drone skin is based and canon!

>>367659
The perfection of human flesh is unattainable by stupid tin cans.

That's isn't a tail, that an acid water cooler.

>a murder drone squad has claimed anon
>too stake their claim and stop him from headpatting other drones, the squad has relocated anon's residence somewhere safe
>anon's house, including his lawn, are perched precariously atop the murder spire
>tfw anon is using his riding lawnmower right along the edge of a thousand foot drop
>the murder drones always get clingy after anon does yardwork

>Artist tag surpassed 300
>OC tag surpassed 200
We grow stronger each day.
>>367702
I don't know what else to do, man. I'd really like to hear your suggestions too.

>This will go on for hours if you don't stop her.

>>367602
>>367620
Glad you like my stuff about best boy. With Tessa being my favorite it was pretty endearing to give her at least one good thing in life, considering how hard she got shafted in and out of universe.

Reposting an old comic to provide context for the sequel (and anyone who hasn't seen it yet).

>I think he has politely listened for long enough at this point.

>>367716
The sequel mentioned earlier, this is going to lead into some stuff for the Solver war, but one easter egg/call forward has already been made.

>>367602
>>367620
>>367716
I can’t take all the credit though. I largely based his design of another fanart someone made of him. It was mostly the hair, but another trait I kept was size. He was seemingly already built like that when being 13-15.

>>367718
So I followed the trend and made him the largest human character. (Ignore the hair/hats and look at the height of their shoulders.)

Drones of Egypt 1/3

>>367724
2/3

>>367725
3/3

genius' hairpiece

hamstler

>>367599
>V's 3071 yearbook quote: gloating that she can murder whoever she wants whenever she wants and the few people who can force her to stop wouldn't lift a finger
>a year of it dawning on her that terrorizing normalfags into responding to your questions and requests with "Sure, whatever you say, please don't kill me" doesn't actually mindbreak them into liking you
>V's 3072 yearbook quote: self-pitying moping about learning who your real friends are

>>367740
>gloating that she can murder whoever she wants whenever she wants and the few people who can force her to stop wouldn't lift a finger
>"You are my PLAYTHINGS, and I get JOY out of making you SUFFER!" - actual thing said in the pages of the 3071 yearbook

>>367576
>>367318 (me)
>V, like Beretta, has a bunch of organic filling under the silicone rubber of her midsection that makes it deceptively pokable instead of feeling taught like drone tummies normally (even on AbsoluteSolver infectees) are.
>But while Beretta always had an assortment of viscera there that's given her her chumby tumby, V's tumby is almost entirely from adipose tissue that grew there over the course of decades of stress eating.

bonnie green I promised id make over a year ago soon I swear

Go tamers12345 beam

>>367723

N and the brooding scene goddess he bagged by being a goober.

Cum is stored in the J.

>>367743
This is why you have them excercise you. Vigorously.
>inb4 Ynon's krout tries to keep him healthy, fails like everything else she does
>Ynon now psudo-immobile from "overtraining"
>Ynon also the only one of the two with a job
>Cue Ydventures in job hunting
>By the time her anon's better Y has joined(and destroyed) two resteraunts, a gang and the local GW store
>On the bright side: new (and "legal") models!
>On the other: not so new legal bills...

The naked Janer earlier got me thinking about casual nudity.

>nudity isn't exactly taboo in drone society but it is still looked down upon
>Beretta has likely walked in on a nude Jane when lock picking her door for mandatory wellness check/escort to school
>Beretta isn't as surprised at seeing Jane's biddies and bagina since she thinks she's also a meat drone
>Jane is either too hung over or too depressed to be beyond the point of shame
>Beretta walks back out and says she's giving Jane five minutes to make herself decent

>>367747
The artist is indeed Grim. The greentext it was based on is picrel

>>367762
Honestly from what we sed in the series it seems the other way around
>nudity is EXTREMELY taboo in drone society: being seen "clothesless" immediately brands you a "nudist freak" and "dirty clanker"(i.e. actual machine, not a properly human/"people" drone like the others)
>...what those clothes cover less so
>exceedingly less so: with nothing but the base idea of "private parts" drones consider *any* outfit acceptable, so long as it contains at least one torso ornament
>cue Jane's discovery that she can walk around in nothing but a bowtie qnd her birthday suit with no harsher comment than "wierd"
>...of course, flesh isn't well suited for Copper-9
>cue likewise the Janer's stinky, unwashed flesh clinging to(and being ripped from) literally every subzero surface it touches
>being Jane is suffering

>>367742
>this is genuinely what Cyn thinks her relationship with Uzi is like
>percieves the insults, fighting, resistance(to being assimilated and devouring all things), and psudo-self harm(i.e. beating the crap out of the tail) as "cute" and "fun:" her relationship with N as a "kinky" threesome(which still lacks a V for some reason, despite her suggestions)
>would still 100% kill her, her world, and everyone she loves if given the chance
>...but would do it wearing her skin!
>it's the thought that counts
>and Cyn's quite happy that thought seems to "count" so heavily in Uzi's mind whenever she shares it...

>>367765
What size of drone?

>>367768
>reminder pic-related is a stinger, not a tongue

though I suppose Boyzi still could if he's desperate...

>>367762
>>367764

Why does Jane radiate such potent sexual energy

>tfw the murder drones you encounter outside the bunker are more sadistic than normal
>they capture and disarm you before flying you to an art museum
>there, they take you on a guided tour of post-modern art, painstakingly explaining every piece to you
>soon you will be begging for death

>>367751
>even older, even grumpier John

At what point does he just become pic-related?

>>367772
>pic related
>you're not sure whether it's a threat or an invitation

>>367779
>>367783
Okay, I figured out the problem.
Username is case-sensitive.

rokka

>be student at Outpost 3 High
>go to home ec class
>teacher is one of the vampires
>awshitherewego.gif
>she starts going over roll call
>gets to me
>trails off
>looks up from the list to look at me
>her eyes go hollow and starts making these squeaking, whimpering noises
>she rushes through the remainder of introductions as quickly as possible
>once she gets to the first actual lesson, she starts doing the demonstrative parts of the first lesson glacially slow, taking deep breaths as she works, looking like she barely escaped something with her life
>barely engages with us as we work, just keeps on doing what she was doing
>doesn't say anything to us at the end of class, is just lost in thought
>mention this to my dad
>"Oh, her? Yeah, back before you were born she tortured your grandparents to death hoping their screaming would lure me out. I'm pretty sure her plan was to kill me in front of them before finishing the job. I knew she'd be here when we moved but I... I was hoping we'd never see her."

>>367786
>a guilty robovampire

Impossible: the feeling was surgically removed from them. Like their hope.

>>367785
You know this is actually super vanilla for Cyn