/md/ - Murder Drones

>>329831
First for challenging M to a game of whack-a-mole.

>>329827
Even if my pelvis is destroyed and my pride is trampled into the mud, I will destroy the ass of this peacock!

>>329835
>Presses the button that makes both skinny.
>And also Californian.

>>329837
They will continue to play CS on their Steam decks in bed on full volume making it impossible for Anon to sleep anyway

>>329838
They are the bad kind of Californian, anon

>>329839
John chatches an std, nothing solver related just a normal one.

>>329843
>He Charlie Sheen's it

>>329842
How the hell did Drony Soprano get a seat on the outpost council?
Very nice to see Uzi being an attentive parent, though.

>>329842
Cute

>>329843
Before John, Jane only had fingers, a dildo, and Bonnie's tongue in her vagina, so it's unlikely she has anything(plus who knows if she's still human).

>>329841
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know anything about US states, as far as I know everyone in the USA acts either like soldier, scout or engineer from TF2 and I don't care to learn more

>>329847
>She’s so filthy stds can’t survive in proximity to her

>>329840
Kek, I'm thinking about writing a continuation of the Elf and Kyle story, since I feel a slight desire to improve my writing skills.

Although damn, why I decided to name the guy Kyle and not just make him anon I don't know, but now I feel like I'm creating an OC, and the very first my OC at that.

>>329849
She is, of course, still far from Sophie, but she is trying.

>>329850
There are named anon protagonists, like saloonanon or solveranon, so its fine. You could just rename him to Kyleanon.

>>329842
>Retta Being

Cute!

FACT: the only skinnie Jane should be clanging out of desperation is ME

>>329853
>Based drone designers confirmed

>>329857
>Clanging
>Skinnie
Drone in a skin suit detected!

>>329859
>the horny drone
>he lusts for human females
>maybe other drones too if he has time to spare

>>329853
She's White

reposting from end of last thread
>when you see ivy crawling along the walls speckled with those strange glowing blooms you know you're nearing the glass chapel.
>it's about the only place sunlight shines through this deep into the megaslum.
>drones that have chosen to "welcome the green embrace" watch you placidly from their permanent place in the verdant webs
>others, like walking trellises bearing fruit or flowers, flit about tending to the inexplicably thriving vegetation under the mosaic of light filtering through patchworks of scavenged glass
>others still cast scrutinizing gazes towards you, chassis intertwined with curling roots and branches bearing a history of crueler visitors in a tapestry of scars
>under a shady canopy the misshapen form of a disassembler swollen with large carnivorous plants makes clear the folly of following in their footsteps

>>329842
>"should've sent a bigger one"

>Uzi usually makes her holograms the way she WISHES she was as a drone
>Tall, strong, spooky, the works
>But she's spent a long time now admiring her dissembler husband
>And certain designs worm their way into the projections...

>She stops when pillretta starts confusing her for V
>But that dosen't mean she has to drop the ascetic
>Now she slaps on her "tall ghost witch" image whenever she goes to meet other outposts
>She's tried to use it in the bedroom, too
>She kind of expected N to perfer her old form
>Perferring her real one too, THAT makes her a bit of a blushing mess
>Robo-god she loves her husband
>Even when he calls her "my little drony"

>>329861
Kekl.

>>329861
Nice

>>329861
>Blondi plays 40k

Kek

>>329696
>gets asked if feeling unwell by the drone
>"what gave you that impression?” anon said, questioning why he was being asked about this
>anon status
>bed hair
>glass shards on the ground
>next to his feet
>there’s vomit over the balcony
>shirt on backwards
>only one arm is through the hole of said shirt

Beretta has spent all of Jane’s money on MD Gacha rolls

>>329853
>insufferably Reddit-brained "Errrrrm, aren't slasher movies kiiiiinda dumb and problematic?" shit that wasn't clever when Scream did it
Jesus fucking Christ, Liam.

>Beretta and Jane attend the 30XX Copper-9 Winter Olympics

>>329873
What am I looking at and why does it make me afraid?

>>329868
Stupid drone, anon did the right thing by hitting her.

>>329810
I don't think being a sex slave to disassembly drones is "lucky." I'd rather suggest it's a fate worse than death.

>>329878
What are you gay? And even then there are boy drones who swing that way

>>329879
>pic
post the horny one

>>329842
>Uzi using being an abomination now to be more present for her kids
D'aww.

>>329880
either way you're getting your pelvis literally destroyed. fucked beyond your breaking point. you might think that sounds hot but you have to understand you won't be battered and bruised and bleeding, you'll be a red smear of viscera and bone ground into a crater in the floor
nobody's a sex slave to feral DDs, they're disposable sex toys with a life expectancy of less than an hour.

>>329883
the one where J is standing up right like in the other pic, didn’t know this one existed, love it

>>329886
fuck yeah, that’s the one, you can tell that the amount of lust J experienced was so sudden, her own branded get snapped

>>329886
>To suffer for ten hours and then simply die
>To experience daily violence for an unknown amount of time until the disassembly drone gets tired of you
I don't even know what to choose.

>>329874
Droning

>hey hey people
>anthropomorphic green slime here
>and today we are going to reinstate the space soviet union in Bleakest Bunker by hiring exclusively Dolls and Yevas

glooby FOTM

>>329888
kek

>>329893
>came back from her mating flight
rip to that one, as when bees climax, they die because of it

>>329895
that only happens to the (pun intended) drones, the queen is mostly fine besides losing her flight capabilities thanks to being so full of sperm

>>329896
You're at the bottom ready to catch her right?

>>329900
I think he'll need a pickaxe instead of a flamethrower.

>>329901
minecraft it

>>329891
>hiring exclusively Dolls and Yevas
What if not only Doll and Yeva, but also other characters, both official and OCs, were Russian?

>>329891
>>329903
Doll and Yeva oyakodon ?

>>329893
this green is stupid and i hope you never write one again

>>329906
Follow your own advice of taking meds

>Two drone threads on /co/
Huh.

>>329908
Where's the other?

>>329909
It says in the description:
>No, you can't "clank" us

>>329899
>anon at the bottom of the stairs with his dangerously hard erection waiting for his jobber wife to land on top of it

>>329911
>Anon clangs his J wife whenever she messes up so she doesn't feel that bad about it
>J starts jobbing on purpose to get clanged more often
>J starts succeeding

>>329913
only E gets the spotlight, she’s the star of her team

>>329913
We literally had an S post two threads ago.

>>329893
Does that mean royal jelly is made out of Thad’s cum?

>>329913
>>329915
I've been here for a year, but I still don't understand who S is.

>>329919
LeL.

>>329915
in comparison to E, that’s near worthless, S should get love as much as E does

>>329918
Cat drone.

>>329919
sweet! new the bowling balls have arrived, john, anon and the guys can finally beat the girl team with the aid of good bowling balls

>>329922
You’d need more than that to make anyone care for S

>>329842
babby

>>329926
>It's within your power
don’t put this on me, faggot, you could have done anything with S days, weeks, months ago, and didn’t never about it, or did today spark the memories of S when looking back on old threads, starting it in the most lamest way possible to bring S up
>2026
>I am Forgotten

>>329918
>I still don't understand who S is.
The Kitty Cat Dance

>>329929
I complain about nothing, great start to bringing up many of the forgotten OCs, S and R, living in E’s shadow

>>329919
>the wonders of directed mutation
>they don't notice, but you can literally see their facial structures change from picture to picture as time and proximity increase

>>329930
>I complain about nothing
Is this you? >>329921

>>329888
>Liquidator bureaucracy

Kek

>>329933
Is IT you

>>329936

>kek at the green
>realize I know literally nothing about R whatsoever
>check her out on the booru
>even her ancient "wiki" page calls her "the forgettable one"
>kek even harder

>>329937
A near accurate blondi search history. But to make it 100 percent accurate it needs solversapiens on it

>>329941
Why else do you see mating press on there anon.
SHE WANTS TO BE RAILED BY ONE BE IT MALE OR FEMALE!

>>329941
Awww

>>329942
>OR FEM-
no

>>329944
Hey if funny orange drone man can have his willy wacker suck by a previous drone president then whats stopping her doing the same

>>329842
this isn't akita

>>329893
did you mean disassemblife as in disassembly wife or disassembly life

>Be Solver Sapien
>Get captured by humans
>Scared, hungry.
>They're saying stuff like
>"Fascinating. I never expected such things could be."
>Don't know what that means
>They keep sending a guy in to teach you things like reading and writing and shit
>They start telling you this
>"The thing that birthed you is a very bad thing. But you are different. You are special. You're an individual rather than a part of it. Do you understand?"
>You start feeling wanted
>Love humans now
>Fight for humans!

>>329931
Kekl.

>>329949
the bad side never celebrates a birthday, the good side always does, that is why it’s good

>>329949
Let's hope this is just a group of random survivors, because if these are soldiers from some military structure, then when the higher-ups find out about its existence, the entire unit could be subject to purification.

>>329948
But that begs the question anon: who will fuck the blondi?

>>329954
I will if she wears a latex uniform. you know the one.

>>329954
anon

>Akita dating sim
>Has two difficulties, drone and human
>Drone is just the regular Akita dating sim as intended
>Human has you having to overcome her meatophobia and avoid Uzi attempting to kill you every now and then

>>329956
>>329955
But anon, are (you) prepared for the responsibility of continuing the worker race? Of teaching your children about the degeneracy of old humanity and their Blue masters. Are you ready to exhult the superiority of glorious WD coding and form? Are you versed enough in Khanian Dialects to be worthy of the Blondi?

>>329957
>Solver Sapien difficulty added in the DLC
>so far not a single player has managed to reach a good end

>>329959
What's the difference between wyvern and manticore leather?

>>329959
>Steel defender Y
>Not playing as Yforged and having mini-Y defender

Fake dronetist and kys. Besides that make it manticore if actual Y and Wyvern if mini Y. Real Y would find killing anything like a manticore (much less a Wyvern) impossibly difficult AND would not know how to prove that her leather really was from a manticore and not just a regular lion. Mini-Y would have no such issues in her victories and appreciate sparkling when she polishes the scales.

>>329959
No fucking clue, my DM just throws a lot of acid spewing bullshit at us because we have two Artificers in our party
>>329961
I'm playing an Artificer and Yvonne is my first !not Drone, gonna try to get Phi, Theta and Delta later for the ultimate not! drone technician expirience

>>329963
Uh, then take manticore leather.

>>329964
Fuuuuuuuuck... Is it normal for him to feel all this pain?

>>329965
Yeah, never mind about that , turns out while I wasn't looking our barbarian pawned that shit off for drug money

>>329957
>>329960

>There's a 3rd, even more intense rout locked behind specific choices made during flashback sequences in the "discover the past" subrouts
>"meat mode"
>Now you have to romance her as a full blown Solver-Sapien yourself
>Problem is, these characters don't get "self insert" benefits
>Based on precisely how you triggered the mode you can end up starting as part of Alpha's psudo-family, another homonculus like Arrow from the camp incident growing up under her care, an inexplicably Texan wildman spouted from Alice's remains, even bursting out of a locker at the bottom of CFL with nothing more than a few fragmented memories and a drive to climb

>All of these characters have drastically different different views of the world and issues with social interaction that in turn have sweeping impacts on how interactions with Akita play out
>This is not helped by how the dialogue system options now describe what your character INTENDS to convey rather than what they actually say/do
>As such options like "confirm her dronity" can now take many and varyingly effective forms
>Forms ranging "listing off her her value as an asset complete with numbers and product comparisons" to telling her how "not bein a person ain't never bother me none"
>As such, players have to manage not just her psychoses but their own character's as well if they want a to see Sapien/Sapien action
>Nobody has managed a good ending so far
>But that sure dosen't stop folks from trying
>It helps that even the bad endings are interesting an uniquely character dependent
>Who dosen't love seeing their Texan drag a Keeter into the labs promising to "keep ya furever"
>The fact that the Sapien sex scenes are the most creative in the game dosen't hurt either

>>329967
Every damn time with the pixie dust addicts, man.

>>329967
>The barbarian lacking drug money

Sorry anon, but if you deny your most crucial soldiers their most important weapons you have a long way to go before you can technician 3 drones. Barbarians need drugs like DDs need your blood, they just can't go on without it.

>>329953
>eating metal and losing blood is an important part
ultrakill ahhh moment

>>329966
Nah, he usually loses feeling when they rip out his spine

>>329959
>pic
>YtheSteeldefnd
stupidity at its finest, if you know anything, even a sliver, you’d know that’s Y as a clockwork from ben 10

>>329969
>>329970
The barbarian is only now picking up a drug habit! And the cleric is somehow ok with this!

>>329904
What?

>>329964
>left foot is gone
hell nah, there’s a footfag licking that body part somewhere

>>329975
>mother-daughter-hopefully_not_related_guy threesome, but Japanese

Colt dressed up like Cyn

>>329977
Time manipulation powers, iirc.
It's probably best if you go search it up on the wiki.

>>329978
How did my question about what the show would be like if all the characters were Russian lead to this?

>>329960

>most of the deaths are from Akita herself
>this awakens something in the playerbase
>now most who buy the DLC do so exclusively for "dommy keeter" content

>>329982
>Anon asks how his drone question led to clanging

This is /md/ anon, all drones lead to clanging here

>>329977
>Haven't watched Ben 10 since I was like 12
such a shame, I remember when omniverse came out, it had a countdown timer, saw it the day it came out on TV
>what do they even do?
gonna guess you meant the alien, all time related powers, going as far as knowing when someone is going back in time to kill them, it being called the subdora effect, like that time shift game

>>329966
Anon hes dead

>>329984
In principle, yes, it was a rather strange question.

>>329980
>>329986
>Time manipulation stuff
Ah ok, kinda looks like it, I really liked ben 10 when I was younger but I stopped watching cartoons when I got into warhammer/video games.

Also the skirt is being put on hold, the DM decided to be funny and I lost my gear and more importantly Yvonne in a magic party house so I'm currently making an IED to blow that shit into smithereens

>>329978
>anon can't manage to convince them
>he used the Japanese word halfway through his speech and now he's just a filthy [япошка] sympathizer in their eyes
>but Nori and Uzi on the other hand...
>if it's from Japan it can't be all bad right?
>one problem
>they're still both stinky femcel weebs
>more importantly, stinky femcel weebs with tremendous confidence and extremely unrealistic ideas of how far human flesh can/should stretch
>now anon faces a choice
>does he face the music and assuredly lose his wiener? maybe even more?
>does he surrender to Lizzy and hide in the "cool kids" spaces they can't access?
>or, finally, does he FNAF this by keeping them out of his room for the week till their autistic focus shifts again
>one thing is certain no matter what
>this is gonna be a massive pain in his ass

>>329983
>Keet laying on top of (you) and staring (you) down coldly as she rips (you)r throat out with her raptor claws
ghh

>>329989
>gets WD
>near immediate destruction from a construction accident

Based and cannonpilled

>>329989
>kinda looks like it
it’s the theme, it’s designed to look that of a steampunk robot, though it is a alien, while also being affected by upgrade’s ability to make technology better, it’s like cybertronians, best to leave it like that

>they made a Liquidation Extraction dating sim
WHY DID THEY MAKE AN OOGI ROMANCE OPTION?!

>>329994
>you awe da bewwy of my eye

>>329991
"You're disgusting, a fleshy mass that should have died with the rest of your kind when the core collapsed"
"But you couldn't die could you? Cause you're unlucky. Cause you're cursed by robo-god"
"Let me lift your curse"
>hrrrngh yes please keety mama
"WHAT THE HELL EWWW"

>this sequence is necessary for the good ending

would there ever be a reason for Cyn to make a support DD? it's not like they need medics

>>329997
But they do need heat shielding.

>>330000
>anon dead
>not from akita
>from keking to death when seeing the close up of her face

>>329997
A couple if you think about it, you see Cyn's objectives are:
>painful
>funny
>fun
>ironic
And so if making a DD nonstandard (like, perhaps as an example, SD-M) helps accomlish one or more of those goals I don't see why she would hold back.

Plus if you want to get REAL interesting there's nothing stopping a DD from equipping/training ITSELF to support its teammates instead of fighting directly. Whether this is out of care for them or a desire to avoid pain by staying away from the front or even a desire to avoid hurting humans/drones directly the way the others DDs do is up to you. Likewise up to you is what you mean by "support:" a dedicated cooking DD is probably just as useful as one that specializes in point-defence.

I'm tired of post-solver crisis human government being generic helldivers-ass "killa all solver monsters rahhhh!!" bs.
I want it to be more naturally post-apocalyptic. The chaos on Earth awakened the sleeping dragon known as the "federal government" which had been buried under hundreds of years of corporate rule. Now that the only notable human settlements are on the shithole wasteland planet known as Sulfur-6, they're slinking around in the shadows doing some Glow-in-the-dark-so-hard-you-get-radiation-poisoning shit to try and establish order and build something better than the dirty cargo container slums that most of what remains of humanity reside in. And that's not even talking about the clandestine BIG GOV experiments they were up to DURING the war. Some may have made things better, some may have made things worse.

>>330004
that’s nice and all, the ride of recycling ideas isn’t stopping the solverwarfags

>>330001
>keet now has a complex about being literally ugly enough to kill
>now wanders around school in a full blown ski-mask every day like some cartoon robber

>N in full blown "believe in yourself" mode over it
>Colt tasked with daily staring contests to "prove it's not that bad"
>Uzi just nods
>she knows that feel

>>330003
Strawberry roan!(it's full of bugs)

>>329997
No. No there is not. They're there to kill and eat.

In 2026 we’re bringing back Serial Designation A

>>330010
yes
SD-A(non) rides again

>>330007
Peter the Strawberry

>>330004
Post war or during? Cause as far as I can tell outside of a few exceptions (Harpernon) the general agreement about the during-war government is "anyone and everyone is expendable" with at most the groundpounders believing the whole "oorah fight for humankind" bs.

Also isn't Holly and Caliburn Labs, not to mention CFL itself from cannon, exactly what you're describing?

>>330011
I want to fuck his robot prostate.

>>330004
The highest human authority, depending on where you are, is either whoever is the seniormost refugee fleet commander within comms range of another refugee fleet, Mordak the Destroyer (he doesn't rule Grug Planet, but he rules more of it than any single other chief), or the personal Finger Slave of the Alpha of Alphas.

>>330013
I've always been baffled by posts complaining about the "HFY dominance," because the only thing can bring up is literally one single old green, and that's it.

I didn't even understand what this anon was writing about, what did he even want?

>>330004
glowies will have to crawl the slums and pry my kalashnikov from my cold dead hands

>>330003
>in a better world, Solara found an old pistol in the fields
>in a better world she got curious, started mixing charcoal and animal droppings and bits of her own oil into primer
>in a better world she was calmer, clearer, more able to maintain herself, and she managed a single clear shot
>in a better world the Strawberry Rone wanders the plains of Agro-C, righting wrongs and bringing freedom like a Khan far away
>but this is not that world
>and so she rots

>>330017
You're the first one mentioning HFY here.

>>330023
Anon, you are not a real autist, so you are perfectly capable of understanding the context of the words.

samurai pizza drones

>>330024
Now that is a cool solver dino

>>330024
I want a version of these that looks like the pale king from Hollow Knight.

>>330027
Ye

>>330015
The highest human authority is Anon

if you count green monster men as humans anyway..

>>330028
SolverWyrm
Geist’s final form
origin of bugdrone kingdom

>>330030
anon is much as a human as pepsi man is

>>330033
I fuck drones to not be a father, guess going back to the fleshlight it is then

>>330004
Honestly I agree (even if not on the Sulfer-6 part because nobody catagorized the lore for that and now noone knows how Astheneth's setting is evsn supposed to worky anymore).

I get it's for comfy sentinel/DD sex purposes but there should still be SOME governmental/social tension beyond "why are DDs being treated like people now." There was some stuff a few threads ago based around Sentinel Allmind that at least started to tackle things but she got dropped when the thread ended.

>>330033
Sex makes babies?!

>>330034
>Pepsi man offers anon’s wife pepsi, she politely declines and walks away wrapped around anon’s arm
>PePsi MaN
>Pepsi man opens a can of pepsi and puts it in front of anon’s drone
>PePsi PePsi PepSi MAAAn
>He pours the can on anon’s wife staining her dress brown.
>The sticky liquid works its way though her pannels and sizzles on her core

>>330033
My mechanic uncle always said, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." So I don't wonder why my sentinel drone wife is pregnant. I'm just glad I'm having a baby. Even if it's a drone. I'd really like to have a human son.

>>330038
>Anon is infuriated, his fist is enveloped by pepsi man’s face as it deforms from the blow
>PePsi Pep Pepsi Maaaaan
>The chrome thing, scrunches a pepsi bottle spraying anon with black teeth rooting tar
>The sickly sweet taste, of processed sugar and acid pains his teeth as his lips taste the foul liquid

>>330036
The issue of tension between humans and drones after the war is literally the source of 80% of the jokes and funposting.

Like, we regularly joke about how fucking drones is literally a betrayal of the human race.

>>330040
Okay? I'll just continue writing about the liquidators as usual, and you, I don't know, can write whatever you like.

>>330041
>Anon looks up at the thing, having been pushed to the ground and trampled onto the sticky asphalt below
>PEP Si MAN
>It prepares a 2l bottle by shaking it in her face, her screen nearly being cracked wore it not a glancing blow
>Anon is not a slob however and despite his drone sometimes preferring the natural taste of his mouth tucked a mint under is mouth
>The refreshing pain of cold mint keeping his mind clear as he waited his moment

>>330044
>and then luckily got sketches of
C'mon nigga you can't leave us hanging like that

>>330043
do not settle for mediocrity my son

My drone keeps asking me shit like "do fish drink water?" I have no idea how to respond to that.

>>330040
so what you're saying is you haven't read any liquidator greentexts. you can't judge a concept exclusively by its funposts. if you did then nearly every character would exist solely for sex

>>330038
when drinking pepsi, you have become a man, drinking coke, you are only a mindless animal, best to be a man with pepsi man

>>329997
I've brainstormed on the general concept in the past (>>33214) but I could see there being a case for Cyn repurposing enthralled/loyal Witches into DD-adjacent minions that ostensibly qualify as "support"

>Allows for simultaneous deployment of Solver capable hosts across a single planet (or multiple planets) without the need to micromanage them via possession
>Would still follow the general philosophy as Disassembly Drones (designed as appearing ostensibly refined, but actually deliberately nerfed to more easily maintain control over them)
>Could operate as front line agents for accomplishing specialized tasks, as back line Solver casters commanding and/or supporting other Solver puppets, or as hosts dedicated to doing any/all of the "BORING" Solver Stuff Cyn doesn't want to do (mass transmutation of matter into the pods & backup DD bodies necessary to attack a planet, coordinating said assets across space towards said planet, etc.)

>>330047
>you can't tell but this berry's ready to burst
>ready to burst into a hundred bugdrones that is
>but (you) knew the risks when you clanged the parasite, right anon?

>>330045
>Peps peps peps peps, the thing chanted as it agitated the bottle
>Anon’s wife looked in terror as the plastic bottle was pushed past her lips, her teeth and onto her tongue,
>That things finger felt soft as it held the cap form bursting in her mouth, overflowing her system with sticky uncleanable guck

I want to get a job but my DD V wife won't let me
She says that humans belong in the kitchen while the drones make bank
She makes a living as a mercenary out in the space boonies and I know she won't die permanently but I always worry about her
Should I try to get a part time job whenever she's out on deployment?

>>330055
Divorce her and marry sentinel drone, don't disgrace your father's name.

>>330048
Firstly, yes, fish drink water, like all living creatures, and secondly, return the drone to the store, it is clearly defective.

>>330054
Kek