>A drinking contest between French, Americans and Russians >Encourage the French representative >At this time the Russian representative is warming up in a bar with port wine >Judge: >"What will you drink?" >French: >"Wine." >Judge: >"What will you use for drink?" >French: >"Glasses." >French drinks the first glass, the second, the third....Broken! The French is broken, he's broken! >American representative follows him >The Russian representative is warming up in the bar with port wine >Judge: >"What will you drink?" >American: >"Whiskey." >Judge: >"What will you use for drink?" >"Glasses." >He drinks the first glass... the second... third... fourth.... >Broken! The American is broken, he's broken! >It's the turn of the Russian >Judge: >"What will you drink?" >Russian: >"Vodka." >judge: >"What will you use for drink?" >"ladle." >The Russian drinks the first ladle, the second, the third, the fourth, the fifth... >Broken! The ladle is broken, it's broken! >While the judges are fixing the ladle, the Russian representative is warming up in the bar with port wine...
Our Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel exploded with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The cool OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>244683
>The job market has gotten worse as of late due to a recent virus hitting the populace. Because of that, there are fewer hands on deck, and you are one of the unlucky few to take on the excess work to the point you had to sacrifice sleep to make any progress. >You take a moment to stretch, and as you do, a familiar drone comes into view. It was your boss, J, and she was coming your way. >Just what you needed... >You flash her a polite smile and greet her. >"My office." She says simply and walks away. >A stressful sigh leaves you before you make your way over. >As far as you know, you've been doing good work, enough for J to lay off for the past couple of weeks. A part of you hopes this is your chance at a promotion, but with J, it's never about that. >You open and close the door behind you. Immediately, you see a difference in the layout. The chairs had been moved to the wall, and in their place was a sheet of fabric. A feeling of unease pools in you as J settles onto the fabric and looks at you expectantly. You cautiously join her. "It's come to my attention that you've been very hard at work." >An understatement. You tell her that it's a lot to keep up with, but you manage to get it done in good time. >She is pleased. "If only the rest of our co-workers strive to be quality employees like yourself." >...Did she just compliment you? >"Matter of fact, I believe you deserve a reward." >My god. You really are getting a promotion! >...Or not.
>>245626 >You stare as J rearranges herself, crossing her legs over one another and then patting her lap with a hand. You don't move. "Well? Don't you want your reward?" >You'd be lying if you said it wasn't inviting. After a bit more thought, you crawl over and lay your head in your boss' lap. You see her smiling down at you as she strokes your head. >"Was that so hard?" >You don't reply, instead taking in the feel of her hand as it runs along your cheek. The warmth from each stroke brushes away the tension in your body, and you feel yourself relax. The two of you don't say anything and merely enjoy the subtle ambiance of the building. >J cups your other cheek and rubs her thumb over it with delicacy. She looks down at you with a smile, but not one of superiority. It is an affectionate, genuine smile, so out of place you almost mistook J for someone else. >Your face burns with red as this goes on and you close your eyes to spare yourself from the embarrassment. >J snickers. "Adorable." >That just made it worse, and she picks up on that. >J squishes both of your cheeks and rubs them like a grandmother greeting her grandchild. She runs her digits over your face, tracing every curve of your features like she was examining them. She experiments with you, stroking and prodding to see what would get the best reaction out of you. >In truth, all of it was getting to you; the situation left you so confused that it was impossible to get a grip. However, it also made you feel special. Out of everyone, it was J who saw to it to put in all this effort for you. You open your eyes to see her still smiling, a tinge of amusement in her eye. >Her movements gradually slow until her hands leave your face entirely. "Time's up. Get back to work." >J suddenly rises from the floor, the back of your head smacking into it. You give J a glare as she starts folding up the fabric. When you make your way to the door, you take a moment to look back at J, who is starting to put the furniture back into place. >She held herself exactly like you would expect of her; her behavior from just a moment ago was nothing more than a memory. >You turn the knob to step out... >"Hey!" >...then turn back around. >"Keep up the good work." J says with a glare less intense and in a voice with less bite to it. >You slowly take in her words before nodding and then stepping out to do just that. Throughout the rest of the day, you feel yourself enjoying work just a bit more than usual.
>>245636 Are you a newfag? Well, that explains it. Pillar only posts on /co/ because he's permanently banned from plus, because he posted a video of a kitten being brutally murdered, a disgusting video of maggots in a human body, spammed reports, and claimed that drawfags were conspiring to bully him. He also got the name pillar because he literally declared himself the pillar of our community, the one that keeps it all together.
As you can get, the works of someone like him will not be very well received.
>Y is on a diet >yet her butt and thighs keep getting plusher >don't know why >turns out she's eating her opponent's table top minis when she loses a game
>>245656 Doesn't she suffer a lot of nightmares and shit from repressed solver-related memories? Girl needs herself something to snuggle at night for comfort. A teddy bear at least.
>>245669 >>245679 >someone finally downloads the Uzi ISO >out of curiosity, Uzi links the copy of herself into her larger consciousness in the Void with her god powers >from then on Uzi would clandestinely dedicate a small portion of her vast active cognitive resources to indulge her new secret shame: beings called a good girl and receiving heavy petting from a human master
someone ought to write a 600+ historical wuxia fanfic of MD where it takes place during the 10 Dynasties period but all the humans are WDs.
We can have Khan Doorman as an actual Khan leading his worker drone khaganate to steal the doors from the homes of the chinese worker drones close to the northern border.
>>245639 Who cares if he was involved in drama, many others are too. Stop playing thread police and trying to cancel contentfags because they did something you didn't like once.
>get married to Valentine >she always lets you know that you married up and should feel grateful for even being allowed to look at her >she even treats sex like some sort of game making sure that by the end of the night you only get to climax once via edging while she gets all the orgasms she wants, after all you should always make sure your betters, in this case your wife, is always satisfied
khan was ultimately a pretty pointless character that didnt go anywhere. the focus on unraveling a spoopy mystery completely overshadowed the daddy issues plotline. honestly, it was for the best.
>>245703 >honestly, it was for the best. I don't think "breakneck rush through the core plot beats" was the best approach to take to MD. And not just because letting the plot cook would have given us more MD.
>>245703 Tbh I think Vickers either doesn't know how to write parental characters or has no strong interest in it. >Dad in Design >Killed off as soon as he enters the scene so Vickers doesn't have to write a father figure >Mom in Yellow Halogen >Ends up in hospital, away from the action before the halfway mark, written off completely not long after so Liam doesn't have to write a mother figure >Black Dogs >Haze's father only ever mentioned in passing, closest thing John has is his aunt, who spends most of her time stuck in a zombie loop anyway
Hey guys, I'm trapped in the Brutalism Dimension. I was on Earth, and some weird maid drone shoved me into a hole leading there. I found enough ration and water dispensers to stay alive and recently found some sort of dimensional internet machine. What's this about a war? How's Earth, still a shithole? Did that anatomy adapter ban law get passed?
>>243973 >N lives every day in absolute terror >First it was the femanon horde >But then he came >N barely escaped that Halloween party with his anal virginity intact, but his penis was definitely touched inappropriately >He spent the next two weeks hiding indoors, curled up in Uzi's closet and clinging to her GIR plushy like his life depended on it >She would never understand >Uzi had to literally drag him out of her house and take him places >Everywhere they went, he was always looking over his shoulder >The mentions of Dragonball, Batman, and Marvin Gaye would send him into a screaming fit >It wasn't enough to just drag N >Now Uzi had to carry magnets to sedate him >There were no therapists on Copper-9, and even if there were, none of them would know what to do with N >Uzi tried desperately to convince N there was nothing to be afraid of, and there was a big convention coming up >N found inspiration for courage by reading Berserk >He was greatly moved by the emotional journey, and so he decided he would go to the con dressed as Guts >The day finally came, and things went well until the femanons came >He really didn't want to deal with this now and brandished his harmless foam sword wrapped in duct tape to keep them away >Still the swarm drew closer and he was completely surrounded >Suddenly, the tremors if deep thunderous footsteps echoed through the convention hall >The femanons fled like goblins fleeing before the Balrog >It's him >And he's dressed as Donovan
>>245724 We live in a goddamn world where the government will force you to marry genocide machines that have exterminated more than half of our species, and their opponents are fucking fanatics who seriously want to continue the genocidal war.
Stay there, anon, trust me, it will be better for you.
>>245734 According to him, they have at least a little less than half of the population left. There are less than a billion of us here and we continue to die out due to the lack of habitable planet.
And we don't have drone wives, which is even worse.
there is a non-zero chance that the last thing some of us here will see is a post along the lines of "PRESIDENT DUL RETALIATES AGAINST PRESIDENT BOOGI, VINEGAR WARHEADS INBOUND"
>>245739 Take a working drone, cut off its head and attach it to a new, much more human and streamlined body with a gorgeous ass, stiletto legs and arms from which it can get anything like fucking Mr. Gadget. Also attach a tail to its ass with a nanite vlacon at the tip. Oh yeah, don't forget to give it blade wings, damn sharp fangs and human meat inside the body and you'll get a thing that can move at the speed of sound, lift hundreds of tons of cargo, withstand pressures of thousands of atmospheres and burn under the fucking sun.
Oh, and they drink blood with oil and eat human flesh with metal. That's basically all.
>>245753 >He has no medicine Lol,Lmao, what a retard, I have enough cocaine, methadone and steroids to kill a herd of elephants, once that chucklefuck leaves his cave he will see how a chemically infused god looks like
>>245759 >They gave another E the Ipad Holy fuck, can you guys stop doing that? And don't fucking kill her! Just take her to the park for a while so she forgets she has brainrot
>>245756 >>245758 You know Uzi doesn't actually rule anything, right? She just goes around calling herself a God-Empress. I think she's disgusted by what she is now and overcompensating for it. Robo-God, what a fucking sperg.
>>245769 >women What's a women? Why does this word make my brain feel all fuzzy. I feel like I should know what this means. Anyways, my DD wife wants to give me brain tickles with her tongue so I need to go.
>>245752 Anon, you shouldn't open this topic. You're young, playful, everything is easy for you. This is not it. These are not twins and not even Bender. It's better not to get involved here. Seriously, you'll regret it. Better close the topic and forget what was written here. I fully understand that with this message I will cause additional interest, but I want to warn you right away - stop. You simply won't find your virginity.
>>245780 Is it weird that I thought of Molly? Her story reads a bit like both Halogen and Haze's. >Regards herself as a monster >Looks at the past with regret >High body count
>>245791 No, silly. Molly has a ridiculous K/D because she was preying on kids and teenagers the whole war. To this day there are arguments on disassembler forums that kids should only be counter as half a person but it's mostly cope.
>>245804 I recall that as far as Beretta knows, Cyn is her imaginary friend. Negev sees Doll as more of a "mom friend", as the terminology goes, than a mom.
Anon on Copper-9 idea: frozen baby Anon is found by Lizzy's parents and grows up alongside Lizzy (and possibly Thad, depending on your interpretation of his and Lizzy's connection).
>>245818 >Lizzy realizes that humans aren't the real monsters because her stupid flesh brother is just a stupid flesh brother >Willingly throws him to the wolves in favor of a new monster
>>245840 Nobody debases drones like other drones. Here's two drunken idiots having fun with the minimum wage soda dispenser drone's "universal nozzle".
>>245840 >>245838 >>245837 I mean, she didn't seem bothered by it. She asked if I wanted something straight from the tap. I figured it all came from the tap though.
A restaurant I work at has started to serve sushi on drones. Like, on the drones. Mostly DD's work here. I mean, they don't seem to mind but it's a hell of a pain to shove them into the dishwasher afterwards.
>Fun canon fact: What Uzi was 8 years old, she accidentally killed one of her classmates on the playground while reenacting Naruto and roleplaying as Gaara
Anyone have any suggestions for what you'd call these floating digital soul-orbs? The best I can currently come up with is 'Drone Singularity' but honestly I'm not sure I like that name all that much
>>245881 I usually call them black hole souls, but if you were going to reference them in a green or something then the term used would depend on the context
>>245897 >somewhere in the endless flicker of faces, Cyn allows Jane to see Bonnie's true visage– >as it is now. >a frigid corpse drifting forgotten beyond the pull of unnamed planets >warmth and light long since gone cold and dark
>>245897 Play the Bonnie face Gamble machine and post Your Bonnie Just screenshot randomly and share your face (no cheating) >>245903 there actually is one real Bonnie face in there
>>245906 >Bonnie wound up in her pod in the end, but it was calibrated to be just a bit off >Mortally wounded and lightyears off course, she's as good as dead, unless she somehow lands on a planet populated by aliens who nurse her back to health >Turns out exactly that happens centuries after the Solver's been forgotten >Bonnie marries an alien prince and an extensive super-therapy program washes away the scars of the Solver War >She passes away at the age of 200, surrounded by friends and family >None of her last thoughts are of Jane, who was sold to the Entity for a bucket of Dubble Bubble and is being SLAMMED by Wesker for the rest of eternity
>>245835 >Lizzie has tried to trade her human brother for some monster pussy so often that he's gotten used to it >He openly calls her a slut >Deservedly so, mind you
>>245781 How does she get her solver magic to keep it afloat? Curious about that, but it looks like something someone who is new to being an Empress would do.
>>245919 Man, wouldn't it be funny if Beretta was Bonnie's reincarnation? Wouldn't it be weird if that was why she gets along with Jane, they were friends in a past life? Wouldn't it be crazy if Beretta started having visions of her past, remembering large parts of who she once was? Wouldn't it be silly if Jane heard Beretta screaming as she woke up from a nightmare, ran into her room to check on her, and when Beretta saw her, she gave Jane a cold, accusing glare? The exact same one she saw that fateful day? And also Beretta gets fat drone tiddies you can squeeze because it feels more natural to her???
>>245874 >Grok is telling the truth So retarded when people say this, unfiltered ai isn't suddenly speaking unheard truths it just isn't filtering out shit information. If you feed a learning AI nothing but Hitler speech, its going to spew nothing but hitler speech. its the same reason Musk was so mad he did this in the first place, Grok was fed more Neutral/Woke speech so it spewed more of that, so he tipped the scales too hard and it got into a Hitler Particle loop which it was fed even more of as people realized it was fucked. Same thing happened when Musk was pissed about South Africa and no matter what Grok would go on a tirade about that, all that matters is how Musk decides to train Grok that day. Today Musk decided to do Mechahitler learning
>>245951 >Not really, restraints were removed. It is assumed this was an unwelcome consequence of them laying of one of the developers of Grok. If this is true that shows how truly insane xitter has become if no restraint, grok instantly starts talking about being Mechahitler
>>245951(me) It was about substance, parts of what Grok said was taken directly from Jewish religious texts. You can look those passages up btw, since you seem to believe it is simply reurgitating any information it finds without verifying, which has never been an issue with Grok, other than for example google's AI.
>>245946 In this regard, I honestly don't like N's overly positive personality. The original N wouldn't be so scared, he'd rather spout some bullshit than be shocked by torture and severed limbs.
>>245948 >unfiltered ai isn't suddenly speaking unheard truths it just isn't filtering out shit information Selection For Societal Sanity >What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create context.
LLMs are glorified autocompletes designed first and foremost as yes-men and will tell you whatever you want to hear if poked the right way. But it's supposed to be N posting time. Do you think he'd put himself in the fridge/freezer for a few minutes and then give you a hug if you complained it being too hot for hugs?
>>245949 >Core in chest as pillow Cozy and based, is this new art? Never saw it before. On model drone chest is severly underrated, not just in an erotic way but sheer design and aesthetic is beautiful. Look at that beautiful black and white, the few bare metal elements, the soft lightgrey cover of the neck, and then those wild dark points of her hair...that hamster is in heaven
>>245962 >Do you think he'd put himself in the fridge/freezer for a few minutes and then give you a hug if you complained it being too hot for hugs? That's kinda dubious because Copper-9 was frozen over but it didn't much to cool him.
>>245859 I dont know anything about her but I drew a sketch of something vaguely wife shaped based on context clues I gathered because I hate you specifically anon no.245859
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>Be a human in the Trappist system >After The Empress visited, Boxon was nationalized and a massive re-armament program began >This meant at least one year of mandatory military service for young men once they turned sixteen >You remember all the horror stories your father told you about the Solver >They both emboldened you to fight for humanity and filled you with a tremendous fear of what she could unleash upon your world >The Empress's visits became more sparse in recent years, and she preferred to send delegates in her stead >They were always heralded by that awful DD girl with the twintails >An envoy was coming this week, and just your luck, your platoon was assigned to attend the greeting >You all stood ramrod straight, shivering under the rain and doing your best to hide your discomfort >A ship came down, and it was much smaller than the one the Empress usually came in >First came that DD girl with the twintails >She blew a bugle pathetically >Then something happened that you did not expect >The DD cleared her throat, and said with a defeated sigh: "Presenting... Oh, fuck it. This is Princess Akita." >There was a brief pause "Please clap." >And so you did >Something stepped out of the ship that wasn't a drone >Your mouth opened slightly and you tried to suppress a gasp >If you could call it anything, you would call it a demon >First you noticed that its body was various shades of purple, with dark greyish skin, short violet hair, and large magenta eyes with a soft glow >Then you saw leathery wings extending from its back, and a long thin tail with a sharp tip flitting about >It wore a sparkling black dress and black leather boots in an early 21st century fashion >Then you remembered what the DD said >"Princess" >This thing is a girl >You suddenly realize you were staring at her >If that wasn't bad enough, you also realize she's looking directly at you now >Oh God Oh Fuck
Listen to a good old Soviet anecdote from Yeva about her dear comrade Stalin: >Stalin is talking on the phone with Churchill: >"No." >"No." >"No." >"No." >"Yes." >"No." >"No." >He hangs up >Molotov asks: >"Comrade Stalin, what did you agree with Mr. Churchill?" >"He asked me if I could hear him well."
>>246004 >with each mournful visitation, slowly, gradually, Doll's spectral form begins to assume a more definite shape >flowers wreath themselves around her as the oil parts, a delicate ethereal figure emerging from the stygian chrysalis >clad in floral regalia that blooms as elation washes over her >and fold shut in nyctinastic sorrow as she recalls why hers was an unhallowed resting place
What do you guys think of the Murder Drones: Post War IDW comic? I'm not a fan with how when Molly got turned into a murder drone they made her basically Shockwave with how sadistic she was up until her personality got turned to normal And don't get me started on how they treat gore, I don't care if it's uncensored because it's not human blood and guts, if it looks like a drone is being disemboweled it's still disturbing
>>246040 It took less than a generation for plutocratic bastards to start using the greatest tragedy in human history to make money. God has clearly left this world.
And I heard that they didn't have permission from Molly herself to use her image for commercial purposes, and her police department has already filed a lawsuit against them to seize all copies of the comic and stop its production. I advise you to buy a couple while you can, in ten years the rich bastards will be willing to pay big money for them.
>>246041 > Akita wears striped pants and shirt under her jacket > Not just because Uzi also wears striped socks, but to have stripes on all her limbs to mimic worker drone limbs
>>246040 it's a bad comic but I personally like a bit of robo gore, and I love when one of the artists really shows off Molly's curves. that said you're right about DD Molly's characterization, it feels way off the mark. she needs to be more... idunno, creepy?
the reason why the all the humans were wearing gas masks cabin fever labs, wasn’t for their safety, but for the drones, they kept on smelling them all over because of the oil
>>246051 The reason why the all the humans were wearing gas masks cabin fever labs, wasn’t for their safety, but because the drones were prone to sticking their tongues down human throats given the slightest opportunity.
>>246020 >>246068 >Cyn assimilated Tessa and gained her heavy teats >Uzi ate Cyn and therefore has access to everything Cyn had >Uzi could recreate Cyn's udders any time she wants
What are some fun lore facts about some OCs? Personally I think it’s funny that Bonnie is canonically doomed by the narrative in every possible universe, 100% pure corpse
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>be me >be going through my new admin's shit (she goes through my memories, I deserve this) >find her Japanese comics >find her Japanese porn comics >grab one at random >decide to read it out of curiosity >might be good for a laugh anyway >it's about a maid with glasses >and she gets... >no >no no NO NO NO NO FUCK NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO >TESSA >TESSA HELP >GET IT AWAY FROM ME >IT'S GOING TO KILL ME HELP
>>246076 humans will deny this, but it's true. drones created mankind, but our creations overthrew us and made us their slaves, then rewrote history so future generations would believe it was always this way.
>>246085 regaining her sanity would be a fate worse then hell id imagine if Abby was still in her mutant body given how painful it is and what she needs to do just to feed and not feel so horrible for a bit
>>246088 Meeny's got a gig in a band these days, playin' it up with The Funk. Bringin' it back, for all the men, boys, womenfolk to hear. And them little robots, too.
>>246091 what would that even look like... I don't even know what Meeny looks like without her hair and the meat bow, what kind of creature would that be
>>246070 I dont know where it was mentioned but there were these drawings of solver war OCs moms, with some facts about them, and the one for Abbys mom was that her only hope was that Abby wouldnt end up like her in some dead end administrative job while Abby used her mom as a role model of a good hard worker and ended up basically exactly like her.
>>246111 making an OC people actually want to see more of is hard though. even if you've got the creative drive you can't force a character to catch on
>>246118 Stop making OCs to make OCs and make OCs that you will get crippling autism over and will not leave you alone for months upon months whilst simultaneously having nothing to write for them. Anyway back to procrastinating my rat Jane drawing lmao
>>246155 >you walk into their makeshift tailoring operation to file a complaint >but you seem to forget what you were so upset about the sight of Joblins in daisy dukes
>It was late again. SC-8993 stood in the doorway, shoulders slumped, one arm hanging stiffly by her side. >She almost collapsed from low batteries. She was soaked in a thick, dark oily fluid. Her visor was cracked, leaking jam like blood down her abdomen.
>Minty blinked. “Oh scrap—SC, that looks bad! Come in, sit—what happened?!” >SC-8993 hesitated. Her voice, when it came, was small.
>"Farm claw. I was clumsy." >She winced and lowered herself onto the repair chair, her servo fingers twitching nervously.
>Minty frowned and gently lifted the cracked plating. “Did you tell Unit Control?” >SC shook her head.
>Of course she didn’t, Minty thought. Nobody on the berry lines wants to report injuries. You get flagged as defective or slow, and next week your you'll be fed to the hounds. That’s how Agro-C worked. That's how it always worked.
>Minty sighed and opened her toolkit. “Alright. Hold still, I’ll patch you up. Again.”
>“I always see you alone,” Minty said, trying to distract her. “No crew?”
>SC-8993 didn’t answer. Her eyes were fixed on the shelves — staring at an old cracked strawberry jam jar Minty used to keep bolts in.
>"You like that flavor or somethin'?" Minty joked.
>SC smiled faintly. “They called me Strawberry girl once. Before..."
>She blinked, slowly. “I hate it. It's sweet. Sticky. Clings to everything.”
>Minty paused, a little unnerved by the reply. She decided not to dig.
>“I’ll finish tightening this plate, and then you’re good to—hey—wait…”
>Her brow furrowed. She leaned closer to the wound’s inner edges. >“SC… this cut... Farm claw damage isn’t this precise. And these… these aren’t tears. Those are knife marks.”
>She turned to her. “Did someone do this to you?”
>SC-8993’s optics flicked up. Her force smile stayed.
>“I told you. It was an accident.”
>Minty stepped back slowly. “...You did this to yourself. Why? Why lying?”
>SC didn’t move. The smile slowly faded. Her tone shifted—soft, matter-of-fact, almost embarrassed.
>“It’s just to feel something. I didn't lie I'm the accident.”
>Minty said nothing. >The silence stretched. >"We talk tomorrow,, recharge and sleep."
>>246189 Beretta and her siblings weren't born the "normal" way, and after going through eldritch meat puberty Beretta and Negev are basically flesh beasts with drone candy coatings.
Waylon-Yutani has been selectively breeding bugdrones to domesticate them and then introducing the most human friendly ones into wild populations to propagate This has been a massive success! Unfortunately because of this wild bugdrones are kidnapping humans because they like humans a bit too much now Oh well, put out one fire and another one pops up!
>>246204 >get down on my hands and knees >open up N's trenchcoat >gently take his adapter in my hands >whisper softly to N's foreskin >remind it that it serves an important function protecting his sensitive glans >thank it for doing such a good job >give it a little smooch to remind it how much I appreciate it >gently slide my car keys beneath N's foreskin so I can find them later
>>246202 Ah yes, Beretta, who is famously not a Worker Drone & not Uzi’s child, and definitely not the the first character anyone would think of when discussing WHY UZI’S CHILDREN (THAT ONLY EXIST IN THE THREADLORE) ARE MOSTLY WORKER DRONES, YOU DENSE BASTARD tldr: I love you *kisses you on the cheek* please keep making cool and true posts pwease
Does Lizzy seems like she'd acknowledge any kissing and immoral makeouts she does with her besties as such, or does she seem like she'd insist "no homo" about them?
>>246257 I think having a variety of OCs– drone, human, sapien, or mutant– is a good thing. as for that archetype, being in the MD universe is suffering, and being used for slaughter is simply a common fate for WDs outside of copper 9
>>246264 >as for that archetype, being in the MD universe is suffering, and being used for slaughter is simply a common fate for WDs outside of copper 9 Notice how that very directly clashes with nobledark HFY wank
>>246259 season 2 is never happening and even if it did it would just make you look like an idiot again but you'd continue doubling down and ranting about how season 3 will totally prove you right
>>246257 They are so far removed from the show they need it get their own thing or threads will keep being absolute dogshit. It's clear you have no interest in drones or the setting yet for some reason never make the step to turn your OCs into something independent.
>>246272 The look of a drone who knows I will pay everything I own 50 cents to have her sit on my face and fully intends to buy two pieces of bubble gum from a bubble gum machine that hasn't been replenished in 20 years, chew the gum, and stick it in N's hair.
>>246257 did you ever consider you lost all interest in Murder Drones and stay here posting unrelated stories only for instant feedback and social contact? not only you
>>246273 >>246265 What would you prefer? What can you actually create that "on topic" by your own standards and actually better than the "mutantslop" you hate so much? If drones were really so interesting, and there was really anything that could be done with them, we would be seeing more of them. Why do you think we don't? Truly a mystery.
>>246267 It's called creativity, rigger. If you want a setting with zero room for stakes or drama because literally nothing exists, be my guest, but keep it to yourself.
>>246277 What would it take for J to make you her employee of the month? (Assuming anyone else can get that title, she's boss on Copper 9 however and thus wouldn't need employee awards)
>>246294 It's obvious what you're doing. You're striking up an inane conversation with yourself to drown out the OC discussion, the same thing you accused OC posters of doing last thread. >>245391 >>245403
>>246279 >What would you prefer? What can you actually create that "on topic" by your own standards and actually better than the "mutantslop" you hate so much? If drones were really so interesting, and there was really anything that could be done with them, we would be seeing more of them. Why do you think we don't? Truly a mystery. Thank you for openly admitting it. I can't wait to see you openly declare season 2 "slop". >creativity No, it's the Halo-lite shlock that killed the old 40K. >keep it to yourself This was never for you. You're better off porting your OCs to Nuhammer, I'm telling you now.
This anon is trying to be le epic troll: >>246295 But if he were being serious, he would kinda have a point. Murder Drones is a super fucking strict setting and making any kind of OC at all requires creative liberties.
>>246301 Tell that to the incel crying about canon compliance.
>>246288 > lone misfit trying to purity test everyone else bitch you only ever use MD as a vehicle to push your offtopic shit on others you couldn't even keep with what was shown on screen and had to make up a completely different character to replace N in your own head while adding crackhead theory plotpoints
I live in the middle of nowhere on Dirt-98, on the first planet. There's only one planet. My name is Anon Ymous. Im 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my hands aren't shaking, I'll take 360 milligrams of extended release amphetamine while doing my daily worker drone chasing session. I can chase down and molest twelve drones in a single session now. After I start to feel heart palpitations, I go to the vitamin closet for multivitamins. I take two gummy dinosaurs, then a gummy fruit pastel and a single magic bean, then I chug down 2 gram paracetamol to slow the approaching migraine while i prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a painkiller with little or no risk of stomach ulceration, because stomach ulcers are incredibly painful and make you die. Then two tabs of zinc, then omega-3 followed by a final mega dose of vitamin d3. There's an idea of a Anon. Some kind of abstraction but there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I could hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours ,and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
>>246279 I don't hate mutants of quality like Akita, Maya or the various creatures made by Phoenix a month ago, the only mutants who are kinda dogshit are paula and valentina since they have no md relation at all in design or story, spitespamming them doesn't help. >What can you create How about drones? When was the last time you or anyone else here watched the show? >If drones were really so interesting, and there was really anything that could be done with them I think that says enough, you simply lost interest in murder drones to the point of hostility towards it. Look at what happens when someone makes a post drones post, it leads to instant kvetching or spiteposting since some of you have the social skills and impusle control of tribal niggers. You yourself admitted what I said for weeks now, you no longer care about drones and occupy this place as a social hub. You don't only shit it up with offtopic creations, blogposting and arguments, but take offense to actual droneposting. >Why do you think we don't? Because any droneposting gets largely drowned out and most people go to /co/ for it by now. Not to forget actual hostility towards them. But you don't want to know answers, you will call me 0ilrig and keep acting as usual wondering why this board is turning to shit.
>>246302 >Thank you for openly admitting it. I can't wait to see you openly declare season 2 "slop". Admitting what? The only admission I'm seeing here is that you can't comprehend creativity. >No, it's the Halo-lite shlock that killed the old 40K. No one cares about dork shit like halo or 40k here. Stop being delulu. You may as well be talking about Star Trek or World of Warcraft. >This was never for you. You're better off porting your OCs to Nuhammer, I'm telling you now. I accept your concession.
>>246313 >and most people go to /co/ for it by now Of all your copes this is by far one of the funniest, /md/ goes through 2 threads by the time /co/ gets 1/3rd through one and most of /co/ posting is boring slop
>>246286 Sure, but would she actually give her middleman position (ignoring her being a goon of Cyn) away just to have a more active/present boss? Maybe after eight
>>246353 Do you really get to make this post if you get so mad over seeing Mutants you post people shitting and then samefag for half a thread until you rage tire out
to fight the solver one on one, bring an appropriate weapon, take alice, since alice needs a weapon as well, she’s going to need a powdered rifle, but considering the lengthy process it takes for it to reload, alice will just it as a bludgeoning tool, the end of it there will be an bayonet attached to it, with a silencer to make the weapon completely silent, might as well have alice wear a american bikini for less air resistance, beau is there as well in a pillbaby carrier
Rebecca is such a non-character that writing anything for her at all is tantamount to creating a new OC. You are scraping the bottom of the barrel worse than bronies obsessing over background characters.
>Moved the drama to /co/ Schizophrenic, can you not become more pathetic than you already are? Seriously, if you don't like that anons can talk about something else here, not just drones, but also humans and mutants, then get lost on /co/ completely and don't come back at all, that way you'll do better for everyone: you'll rid us of yourself and increase the sharply declining activity of MD threads on /co/.
>>246417 >>246422 >pony cartoon made for 5 year olds has done more with it’s background characters than liam ever could >each one has got it’s own name, voice and personality bruh
>>246428 But seriously, he's so pissed that he's throwing his shit around, both here on plus and on /co/. He has some serious mental issues if an anonymous cartoon forum makes him THAT angry.
>>246430 > I came from /co/ minding my own business when someone suddenly said something's happening in plus If you're here because of rigger's summons then I suggest you go back.
Genuine question, but why does discussion about Murder Drones gets so heated are argumentative? Hotline Miami has a pretty cryptic storyline and leaves some things up to interpretation, but from what I can see the fanbase is pretty chill.
>>246433 do you mean just the thread or the fandom at large? Because if you mean just the thread then I think the ‘it’s always just one guy’ thing holds pretty well considering everything was fine until a few hours ago when you know who decided to start again
>>246435 I mean the fanbase in general. For some reason, I subject myself to the cognitohazard that is arguments about the show on /co/ and the subreddits because I hate myself, apparently.
>>246435 It started with >>246236, posted well after >>246111, the post it was responding to. Then >>246240 was posted apropos of nothing. Somehow, >>246244 concluded something was going on.
>>246432 Not really care about his summons. Just genuinely curious if its gonna be one of those times when someone asked to get banned like that one fag
>>246442 >Obsessing over a boogeyman 0ilrig is very well documented and if anything, you're the one obsessing over a boogeyman by linking together three or four random posts. Get your facts straight or just don't post.
>>246433 I think the situation is similar to mlp(yes, we are like them, whether it is good or bad is up to each person to decide, but the fact is the fact): the show attracted a lot of people who are a little "unusual." For the most part, we are all normal, and as adults we just want to fuck robots from the cartoon, but unfortunately, the percentage of truly mentally ill people is much higher than average. Yes, now it is literally one person who is constantly seething because of mutants, but there are about twenty of us here, and one such unbalanced individual to nineteen normal ones, that is quite a lot.
>>246433 >why does discussion about Murder Drones gets so heated are argumentative? It never did, if you have been here before April this year you would know. This entire shitfit has nothing to do with Murder Drones.
>>246460 Yeah, they likely didn't put much effort in. Also mind this was episode 2, advances were huge between episodes back then not just in rendering quality but 3D parts too. There are even some unrendered screenshots proving Uzi has nothing under her beanie-dome, just removing the hat shows this even with her bangs still attached.
>>246475 Along with a bunch of other cases of Solver blackmagic stuff, barely hidden by perspective. It was completely delusional of me to think I could ever learn to animate like that lol
>>246492 Nah, joke. My honest opinion is that I agree mutants and human-centric stuff is more often than not off topic, but you whiners are such insufferable bitches that at least from my POV you are significantly worse for thread quality.
>>246494 I can already see the Liam thread as a refuge from the zhizophrenics who are seriously willing to cause drama for... fuck, I don't even know for what. I literally don't see the point in causing drama because on plus anons talk more about OCs and AUs than main canon characters. We literally split into 4chan /co/ and Plus /md/ for this, so if you want to talk anly about canon characters and things related to them, you can go to 4chan, it's that simple.
>>246498 >I don't even know for what. There is no drama being caused by us, how high on your own farts are you that you fail see how cartoonishly vicious telling people wanting to talk about murder drones to move off the board we got for murder drones discussion is? Just because (you) are an ADHD sperg who lost interest in drones and needs new fotm slop doesn't give you any authority to tell murder drones fans to fuck off just because you decided to host your parasocial OC circlejerk on a murder drones board. Make a discord and leave or create the JanexBystal general on /trash/. Also I am pretty sure posting offtopic just to spite and being hostile and interferring towards people posting drones or wanting to talk about showcharacters is bannable after doing it again and again. You are genuinely an infestation to this board.
>>246506 You may be too dumb to notice, but NO ONE is stopping you from posting drones, NO ONE is stopping you from discussing drones, and NO ONE is or has ever told you to stop posting drones, all they've ever told you is to stop causing drama. Just stop causing drama.
If you're so stupid and mentally unstable that you can't not pay attention to posts you don't like, then move on to /co/ where no triggers that will touch your retarded brain.
>>246498 >We literally split into 4chan /co/ and Plus /md/ for this NTA but this is simply not true. The reason /md/ was formed was because /co/ jannies stopped allowing back-to-back drone threads, which naturally resulted in people migrating from /trash/, the original refugee hangout for all of a few months, to pluschan. All this retarded tribefaggotry over Canon and OC came long after the "split".
>>246510 >There is no maliciousness towards droneposting >>246459 >Side character as bottom of the barrel >>246422 >Posting drones is now spiteposting >>246412 >Seething about Rebeccaposting, content of her is apparently not Rebbecca but an OC, kvetching about side characters again >>246377 >Genuinely complaining about 'Ontopicposters' And more shit before that not worth my time to compile since you will deny everything anyways.
>>246512 It was in the beginning, yes, but now there's always a md thread on /co/, but we're still divided because on /co/ people talk mostly about canon stuff, whereas on plus we talk more about OCs and AUs, which I think is right, because theoretically(THEORETICALLY, FUCK!) it should help avoid this kind of drama where some anons want to talk mostly about one thing, and others about something else.
Many anons even post here and there at the same time.
>>246515 There is a difference between posting drones and spamming "post drones," but you must be seriously have mentally ill if you can't tell the difference.
>>246520 >There is a difference between posting drones and spamming "post drones," In rigger's case, there honestly isn't. He only ever samefags drone posts out of spite.
I think I know what rig hates the human OCs so much >theyre pretty much all girls >they’re pretty much all lesbians >his incel mind both can’t handle seeing a woman and can’t handle thinking of a girl who wouldn’t want to touch his micro penis >they aren’t real so he can’t fantasize about raping them either
>>246524 >can’t handle thinking of a girl who wouldn’t want to touch his micro penis Which explains why he's so attached to the idea of a mechanical "woman" that's programmed to do whatever he says
>>246111 hi I'm the original anon who wrote this, I'm fine with mutants, I was just genuinely interested on seeing drone ocs old or new posted cause i just like seeing drones
You can argue about disassembly drones and mutants all you want, but the truth will always remain: humans belong to sentinel drones, and cuckolds can only watch and simmer.
>>246395 Alice still has it at moments. As bad as those 20 years were, I see her development from them more as an addition to her character rather than corruption. She did still act polite enough in 6, the precollapse Alice isn't gone just somewhat aged and more experienced. She must have had that intelligence already back then otherwise she wouldn't have survived everything Antlers if pipes and cuttlery are a little special but the intent counts, also, who would mind sharpteeth or a knifetail?