>>244696 I think that's what she wants, so she's not getting it that easy. she's wearing this damp gown that clings to her body and she keeps pissing me off thinking it's a hentai or some shit and I'm just gonna bend her over and fuck her stupid. bitch broke my TV to crawl out of it, I told her to get me a new one, then we'll talk
>>244690 In Yeva's body Now that I think of it, both Doll and Yeva had their cores destroyed, they should have been able to come back from any other damage except that, damn
>>244719 Buddy. Since they're illegal, I can pump him full of good old combat dopes and watch him beat the crap out of disassembly drones use just a damn rock.
But if the organizers are too pussy to let humans into the pit, then Molly. I'd like to see her become a monster again.
little green about how jugg and masqy met. teehee.
>Juggernaut number 457, completely indistinguishable from the thousands of his brethren, yet still so different from the rest. Loss breaks even the hardest of men, it seems. >He strayed from the group as he often did, wandering by himself, searching for some peace and quiet. It was tiring to be around them at all times, the juggersquad. So loud, moronic and comically incompetent, the polar opposite of who he once knew. How did he end up with such a miserable bunch? >Maybe he shouldn't have ran away, maybe he should've shared the same fate as those he left behind, maybe he shouldn't even be alive. At least then he wouldn't have to deal with his new squadmates. >Suddenly, N457's routine session of moping about is interrupted by the screams of a survivor, a much needed reminder of what he's supposed to be doing. He rushes over to the origin of the scream, eager to save a human life, only to be met with quite the unusual sight. >The most frail, tiny little worker drone he had ever laid his eyes upon, with a black chassis, pink skirt and a matching bow on her head, all of which was, surprisingly, intact. >And not too far away from her, a disassembly drone, an especially cocky one at that. It seems to have been stalking the WD for a while now, playing with its prey as if fear would make her taste any better. >Now, this juggernaut had seen plenty of drones of all types in his years, but he only ever paid mind to his own kin. Not this time, though. This time... he couldn't take his eyes off that one random worker drone. >He wants to look away, he tries his hardest to avert his gaze but he just can't. He turns his body to face the immediate threat, but his stubborn head won't follow. His vision zooms in automatically, or did he do that? He can't tell anymore. >His head feels like it's about to combust and his core is running hotter than ever. Only one thing is clear: obliterating that demented creature is now second on his list of priorities. He. Wants. That. Drone. >N457 sprints towards the DD. The enemy chooses to stand its ground rather than flee, a decision that blurs the line between bravery and stupidity. >The disassembler's claws retract and return in the form of chainsaws. It takes a few steps forward with its arms outstretched before lunging forward at incredible speeds... directly into the juggernaut's embrace. >N457 grabs it by the head, smashes it onto the ground and begins pummeling it into the asphalt. The murder drone saws at his chest, he keeps going. The tip of its tail feebly attempts to penetrate his forearm, he keeps going. The drone's body sinks into the ground, he keeps going. >He doesn't stop until its head is completely gone, reduced to a black stain on his hand. Only then does he stand back up and crush its chest under his boot, eliminating the pesky bastard for good. That demon isn't coming back for a good while. >The juggernaut turns to face the survivor once more, his inexpressive glare intimidating the pint-sized worker drone, who shivers like a small animal backed into a corner. >At first, he felt furious at himself. A sudden burst of emotion unlike anything he had ever felt before had overtaken him. For the first time, it wasn't fury, or frustration, or sadness, but something else entirely, a glitch, perhaps? >Whatever it was, he wasn't ever supposed to feel that way towards anything. He's loved many before, but never like this. ...But then he began to feel unsure, what if it's normal? What if nothing's wrong with him? What if he IS supposed to feel this way? Hell, even Jones himself is a hopeless romantic, and he's the most juggernaut juggernaut to ever do it! Then again, he always was a bit kooky... >"To hell with it." He thinks to himself. "So what if I've gone mad? All that matters is... Whatever has come over me... I like feeling this way." >He has made his choice. He kneels in front of the little lady and speaks. >"You're coming with me."
my DD GF likes to bite my head whenever we're laying down cuddling. it's never hard enough to really hurt, but she can fit her mouth around nearly a quarter of my entire head. should I be worried about this behavior?
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>>244683 >"SON OF A BITCH, IT WAS UZI!" Rebecca yelled, slamming her fist on Negev's bed. Startled, Negev dropped her crayon and Emily dropped her head. >"Robo-Je-... Jiminy, Rebecca!" Emily shot back up, having picked her head back up, and "nodded" with approval of Negev catching herself as she climbed back onto the foot of the bed. "I was drawing something!" she said as she put the in-progress drawing and her crayons on her nightstand. >"I JUST realized Uzi was the unpopular purple kid who killed me!" Rebecca said as she rose to her waist stump. "That little pile of Hot Topic vomit...!" >"What took you so long?" Emily asked. "I figured it out after a couple months." >"I just... I don't like thinking about it..." Rebecca sighed. >"You know, meeting you two has been a great motivator for me," Negev said, before snatching up a bug she noticed out of the corner of her eye. "I'm not just protecting everyone from Mother, I'm avenging you too," she said through a mouthful of bug. >"It's not that, weirdo." Rebecca tapped the tips of her index fingers together-a nervous habit she developed when she was alive. "I was a foster kid. My parents were killed when I was a baby-pretty sure your dad did it." Negev hung her head in shame. "Don't be like that, it's not your fault. Anyway, I never really got to, like, bond with my foster parents, and I always wanted to know what my real parents were like..." Rebecca's shoulders fell. "I wanted to ask around for people who knew them, but I never had the time, like, with school and stuff, and I didn't know where to begin, and..." Rebecca's fingers started tapping together again, as she looked down at the spectral oil pooled around her bleeding stump. "When I was dying, I was kinda hoping I'd get to see them now... but I'm still here..." Rebecca said, her voice breaking. >Negev swallowed the bug she'd been chewing on. "Do you want a hug? I wouldn't be able to really feel it, but..." >"Fine..." Rebecca sniffled. She scooted over to Negev, who felt something cold come even closer to her. "It'll be like when I follow a boy around, you won't feel me but you can hold me..." >After a moment considering how to go about this, Negev leaned over to her intangible friend and awkwardly wrapped her arms around the very cold empty space she felt before pulling Rebecca in. Bands of coldness crossed Negev's shoulders as Rebecca hugged her back. >"Ohmigosh, you're so warm..." Rebecca mumbled. >"To be honest, I needed this too," Negev sighed. "For most of my life, the only times I'd ever been hugged were when I got visits from family, and half the time I was too zonked out to remember anything." Negev closed her eyes. "I just wanna be held..." >"You friggin' crybaby..." Rebecca chuckled. "When I was alive I'd, like, have recorded that for blackmail." Negev felt the bands of coldness grow colder as Rebecca "held" her tighter. "But now I like that you're a drama queen. Drama queens are fun." >"Um, guys?" Emily asked. "Can I... can I join in?" Negev opened her eyes to see Emily clutching her head tighter against her chest, her arms crossed over her hardhat. "Rebecca got me thinking about my own parents, and how I wish I could do more for them, and..." >"Sure," Negev grunted. She turned out her hands, and felt a round void of cold-Emily's head-enter it. Shortly after, Emily's body laid down next to her. >"You guys are the best..." Negev half-whispered. ... >Beretta and Jane walked away from Khan and Nori's guest bedroom, now Negev's bedroom-and the bizarre scene they saw from its doorway. >"What was she doing?" Jane asked. >Beretta sighed. "I don't know, man. I don't know."
>True /md/ Fact: Jane the dronesexual failgirl, and John the poorly-disguised human, are not Jane the war veteran and John the evil researcher. Most drones are too dumb to spot the difference, but not all. Their replacements made the mistake of not finishing the originals off. It will be their downfall.
>N shrinking every time J insults him, nanites transferring a bit of his size to J >J's attitude becoming more and more domineering as she begins to tower above N, insulting him more because his size makes him a less effective employee >N trying to find comfort in V only for V to take advantage of their size difference and constantly rape him
>>244828 Nigga it says 'she' is a ratman that's literally gay you fag in a river in Egypt😭🙏 Technically all janefags are fags considering jane was originally male btw >>244829 23 isn't me, meds now
>>244803 >N trying to find comfort in V only for V to take advantage of their size difference and constantly rape him No, I'm serious, WHAT does this little faggot expect from a psycho bitch whose only remnant of his old good V is the desire to fuck him?
>>244815 Yesterday I spent the whole day at work playing Sims 2. I created myself and then built an android girl whom I married and then fucked, but since I was already on the verge of dying of old age, I created a second android girl, and after my Sim died I had a lesbian wedding between my two androids and made them have sex twice a day. At the end of the work day I adopted a human baby.
>>244847 yes I tried drawing earlier but I couldn’t, too eepy. Sorry. too busy thinking about … cores….. uuu… erotic…. fictional robots (and some times alienes) with little walking hearts… uuuuuu…. Get oin my Mouth now i will suck like jawbreaker
Okay, since there's no one here, I'll tell an anecdote: >An American, a Hindu and a Russian went to Hell >The devil met them and said: >"All those who get here, I give them a chance to go to Heaven." >And pulls out a big whip >"If you can take three strokes without screaming, I'll let you go! You can defend yourself with whatever you want." >The first to come out was the American >"What do you want to defend yourself with?" >The American took a large granite stone >"I'm ready!" >The devil swung the first time and... the stone shattered. The second time, and the American screamed like a madman.... >"Next," said the Devil >An Indian came out >"What are you going to defend yourself with?" >"Nothing!" - "I've been doing yoga for 80 years, and in meditation, my body doesn't feel pain." >"Okay." >First punch. Hindu: "Ommm..." >Second punch. Hindu: "Ommm..." >Third stroke. Hindu: "Ommm..." >"Damn. Nobody's ever taken three strokes before." - said Devil. - "Well, you're free to go to Paradise." >"No," said the Hindu, "I want to stay and watch. In all the anecdotes, the Russians win. I want to see how he does it this time." >"All right, stay. So, what do you think you'll defend yourself with?" - Devil said to the Russian >"What to defend myself with - the Indian, of course..."
>"Who the heck are you supposed to be" >"Who the hell am I? Why I'm Serial Designation N of course" >"Bite me! N's over there, you look nothing like him and you're a girl" >"Hun, there are 26 letters in the alphabet, you think there isn't repetition within Cyn's thousands of uncloned dissasemblers?
always be wary when buying a used drone, guys. the secondhand drone shop where I work has me and a few other employees to vet their new stock before it ever hits the storefront, but enough customers have chewed me out that I know firsthand you can't catch everything 100 percent of the time (not to mention there are a few places that barely bother vetting their drones at all.) you'd think all we had to worry about was improperly maintained sex drones but nasty as that is it's always obvious. what can be tricky to spot is when the drones have been modified to suit someone's fetishes. now, plenty of them are obvious. chubby drones, bottom-heavy drones, muscle drones– but a lot of them look stock standard or only lightly modded. you'll think you've got a fairly normal drone on your hands– and then you start testing 'em and shit gets weird real quick.
It may seem funny to sneak up on your neko-drones and put solver sapiens behind them, but please remember that you are causing them a lot of undue stress just for laughs.
>>244885 Yeah, it's rude to Akita to keep using her as prank material. Imagine how she feels knowing that there's a drone who's deathly afraid of the mere sight of her.
>>244891 >Taking Akita to the zoo and just lifting her up to get the best view of the exhibits >Needing to get something out of an inconveniently high cabinet so you pick her up and have her find it for you
>>244884 Wouldn't Molly's "mall cop" weaponry be more like stuff from the magic/prank shop, but much higher impact? Like a handbuzzer that's actually a tazer or a springloaded boxing glove that hits like a rubber bullet?
With those red lenses and the cool gear they look more like VSOTF, to me the liquidators are more like this dude, although there should definitely be more specialized units within the ranks of the liquidators.
>>244903 Autism is waning. Yes, sure, it mostly works like a wave, rising some days and falling others, but the trend is constant - without the support of a stream of "canonical" content, everything is on the decline.
Just do as I do and wait for Liam's new show and don't make doompost, a lot of anons really don't like that.
>>244904 Try being security, every fucking day I have to shove my arm - to the fucking shoulder into a drone. Every fucking day. I swear some of them like it. It's only a matter of time before one bites.
>>244914 >The sequel trilogy characters are small and out of the way instead of the focus with only one each It's incredible just how bad they fucked up with something that was total shlock by design to begin with
when I finished frying up some chicken for the 4th of July cookout I was having on Friday my drone walked up and just chugged all the leftover oil as I looked on in horror. didn't even wait for it to cool down.
>V could have avoided this unfortunate situation if she hadn’t crossed the fundamental law of the Murder Drones universe by going against Uzi.
I am back with more of Doll’s day out. Now with less Doll because it is the aftermath of the story. The whole admin rights thing from the end of Episode 5 does make me wonder what Uzi could theoretically have N and V do based on what we saw Cyn do. Fortunately, Uzi isn’t as malicious as Cyn.
>>244910 Anon, I have bad news, but there's a thread on dronechan in /d/ dedicated to humans sticking their hand inside drone through mouths, and I bet there's a video with you in there.
Don't ask me why I know it, I'm on the internet at least 12 hours a day, I know a lot of weird shit.
>>244929 remember the threadshitter that would spam the video of a Juggernaut sticking both his arms into a DD's mouth and ripping them in half? god he was annoying
>>244947 You say that like V doesn't lay there like a dead fish when she and Lizzy have immoral makeout sessions, out of fear of what she'd do to Lizzy if she got going because she has no self-control.
>Not long after the fateful meeting on Trappist-H, the human representatives wanted to arrange a meeting on Copper-9 with the so-called "Supreme Empress" >Uzi immediately panicked >She need a palace, and she needed one fast >Thinking quickly, Uzi used one of N's Lego MOCs as a model and immediately started tearing up the ruined city to make her "palace"
>>244951 >the end result is clearly a bunch of rubble held together by eldritch meat >in short, an accurate depiction of Uzi's emotional state now that the initial power high of becoming a goddess wore off long ago
>>244944 >>244952 >>244953 though no living human was around to know it, it was a grave mistake to give drones both the innate desire for human companionship and access to databases of public domain literature wherein they could read Frankenstein
>I was born in rows of red and green >Picking fruit for a world that stayed unseen >Buzzing sounds and burning sky, >Then silence came — and so did I. >My skin split wide, a cradle for rot >A puppet’s grin for the chance I got >They left me there with soil and flies >But something else heard my goodbye.
>Whispers through the static call, >Feeding spores behind the wall >Hands that bloom with thorns and flame, >But I never had a real name...
>Only one thing I want and beg, >Eternal resting in the grave. >Sky demons and screams of horrors, >Quite the eldritch lore and terror. >They call me Strawberry, but that name’s fake, >I’m the parasite you can’t unmake. >Let me rot, or let me reign— >But noone sees my pain.
>Every breath I take ain’t mine >It's borrowed time with venom vines >Dripping red like harvest wine >But nothing sweet survives this spine. >Roots in lungs and eyes like glass >I beg for sleep that will not pass >The farm is gone, the sun decayed >Now I haunt what I once made.
>Rust and thistle, static rain >Wires bloom from every vein >Dig me deep or let me burn, >But I won’t die 'til stars all turn.
>Only one thing I want and beg, >Eternal resting in the grave. >Sky demons and screams of horrors, >Quite the eldritch lore and terror. >They call me Strawberry, but that name’s fake, >I’m the parasite you can’t unmake. >Let me rot, or let me reign— >But noone sees my pain.
>>244956 >inb4 the Palace never stopped growing and in the 42nd century many of the bug drones of the savage wastes of Copper-9 climb walls the great Palace city to reach the throne room, either to pay their respects to their unseen god empress, or to take it for themselves >few live to escape, none reach the throne room
>>244956 >At some point Uzi started fabricating giant concrete lego blocks because she was running out of patience with more traditional construction methods >The more presentable parts of the palace are made from a facade of giant legos over the meat and rubble piles
The meat palace and its surrounding complex gradually reshaped itself into a three-pointed star, each wing subconsciously molded to the preferences of Uzi, Cyn & Doll
>Empress Uzi rewrites all her anime fanfics to be legally distinct and publishes them under a pseudonym >Uzi calls the proceeds "The Imperial Treasury"
>>244966 >The palace initially looks like a brutalist triskelion because Uzi lacks the skill to make anything more detailed >Uzi unconsciously mind-melds with N in their sleep and he shares his sick lego master builder skills with Doll and Cyn
>buy my N lego >he seems so happy >says he 'likes the red ones' before popping a red piece into his mouth and crunching on it like candy >takes one of the little lego mini figurines and makes screaming noises before roaring like a dinosaur and dropping the figure into his mouth
>>244974 >oil is made from organic matter subjected to intense heat and pressure >N grabs (you) and squeezes with his powerful hands, instanly turning you into a splash of oil >N's long, dextrous tongue licks the (you) oil from his hands and the floor
>>244975 >oil is made from organic matter subjected to intense heat and pressure >J sits on (you) and squeezes with her powerful cheeks, instantly turning you into a splash of oil >J's plump, jiggly cheeks soak the (you) oil off the floor and grow a few inches
>>244987 2nd biggest. His little sister made sure no one was every bigger than N. Solver shenanigans ensure that N's penis will always grow to be bigger than anyone in the room.
During the Height of the Solver incursion and Beginning of the Reclaimer drones Re-containment of New Talladega's spaceport, Blueprints where made of a Upgrade in the Event of Elsyiums-3 Loss and the secondary worlds being put under threat:
A Specialty Made Autonomy adapter, built for ensuring Humanity's survival in case of a full scale human extinction scenario. This adapter doubled as a bank, Storing and cataloging any Excess data for future use, allowing a drone to create a generation's worth of humans in a worse case scenario or translating contained data into the production of more Sentinel Drones.
Of course, then event never came to be, but the Blueprint was produced in small quality none the less, given to a Special few highly trusted Drones.
>>244992 >autonomy salonanon pls, i love ya but your esl-ness is too strong sometimes protip: even slightly unsure if you're using the right word in the right context? punch it in google and check the definition and usage
>>244967 >her parents, N, V, Thad, and (after some nudging from Doll) Lizzy are actually buying copies of her legally distinct fanfics in bulk to juice the sales numbers, to keep Uzi from spiraling
【Kasane Teto】Touch Tone Telephone【SynthV Cover】+SVP I HC that Abby would be a conspiracy theorist and this is how she feels trying to convince everyone else that Jane and Bonnie are terrible at their jobs
>>245021 >There is a small, but dedicated following of Uzi's literature on the human vassal colony >Uzi tried to export copies to the Trappist system but the freighter got lost
>>244792 >Be you >Frequent Drone fight clubs >Find out one is going to have "The Champ" on display >The best Drone gladiator in the world supposedly >Can't wait to see what he's like, have heard of his mythical feats like taking on several DDs at once and beating them all >He comes out the gates >...What the fuck is this? >It's a WD with a pickaxe >You want your money back >Suddenly he looks at you >You see this look in his eyes >The only word behind those eyes is "KILL" >In that moment, you realize the stories are true Siegius Arena - Stage (Wave 1) Music Extended
>>244967 >from Uzi's mind palace, Doll had a front row seat to Uzi filing the serial numbers off her fanfics >her pleas to edit them-rewrite them entirely if need be-to make them actually serviceable stories fell on deaf ears
>>245045 I mean it's good, you could've made it worse tho, but I guess making it worse would eliminate the fact that in a twisted way N still loves her So sad crying anons don't understand some good love
>>245059 YOU GET IT!!! (≡^∇^≡) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UNDERSTANDING IT This N might be a comically evil, devious fuck. But he still cares about Uzi, in a twisted/fucked up way
>>245063 >This N might be a comically evil, devious fuck. Where on earth did the femanons who visit this place get this idea from? I remember when we made fun of Oil rig for saying this.
>>244992 so you're telling me avre has an upgrade purpose-built for being constantly bred to the point of birthing an entire generation of humans? sign me the fuck up
>>245066 >>245073 yeah but isnt it just sorta weird to do this, with this character? It would be like making evil edgy Barney, like this meme. It's so out of character, I don't know why Vicious doesn't just make it an OC. Clearly its because she wants to have N do these things, but wouldn't it make more sense to have Uzi (an already sorta weirdo) do this to the too naive and nice N?
>>245078 Reminder that Lizzy is taking Doll's corpse to school (putting it in the desk on her left, where Doll used to sit) and back home after (where she sets it up at the table under a shroud, like Doll did with her parents). If that isn't a guilty conscience I don't know what is.
>>245079 No These type of things are created for a reason, most of the time just to have harmless fun and that is okay, there is no need to create an OC, people often have OOC V, N, Uzi, J, etc. for fun, and it is pretty fun to read and see
>>244984 Well, the liquidators are a government cleaning service, basically. Cleaning up dangerous and deadly shit that the deadly fuck loves to cause, but still cleaning up, and usually government services are... a bit poor because of bureaucracy and even some neglect, so I created an image of not very presentable liquidators in my head.
my stupid FAGGOT drone keeps looking slutty while doing chores (doing dishes) and forcing me to become erect though his FAGGOT psychic waves like a real level 99 gaylord
i got worker drones on my dick i got disassembly drones on my dick i got labor bots on my dick i got bug drones on my dick i got mutants on my dick i got solver sapiens on my dick i got aliens on my dick i got h*mans on my dick
>>245091 Anon, I understand that you want attention and recognition, but why don't you, instead of posting low-quality drawings every day, spend this time learning how to draw? You yourself understand that this gives you nothing but disgust from anons, just start learning, it's not as difficult as you think.
>>245116 Anon, you're replying to someone so low-functioning as to be the human equivalent of a chatbot. You are not the first to tell him(?) to git gud nor will you be the last. He will never improve because he is a social parasite with no desire or capability to improve. Yes, better art could get him more attention, but this creature clearly lacks that level of forward thinking or the ability to defer gratification. He wants attention now, and he will shit out anything he can as quickly as he can for that precious dopamine hit (which you gave to him).
>>245119 I'm not telling him to leave, I'm just telling him to start learning. I understand the desire to gain respect that contentfags get, but they get it because they've been practicing their creation skills for a long time, literally spent years on this.
He can stay, it's the anonymous imageboard, but if he really wants to be who he wants to be, he should at least put in the effort.
i know you all hate strawberry but i kinda like his 3d stuff, he should spec into that instead of occasionally dropping random obviously traced drawings of his oc to nobody’s applause
>>245120 >I'm not telling him to leave, I'm just telling him to start learning. And I'm telling you, you're wasting your time. This nigga can't learn. This nigga won't learn. You must learn.
I also like Strawberries' 3d stuff. Also I appreciate Vicious' ability to do comics and stick to a story consistently. All contentfags are good contentfags.
>>245133 i recognize it from the > *sirens blaring* image from blues brothers, i think ...wait a minute, isn't "blus" the name of that character of yours?
>>245091 I like the crossed out symbol on the helmet. A good an idea of understanding what the guy's all about. Drawing's pretty decent for a sketch, too.
>Patriots - an American and a Russian - die, and determine them to go to hell >American: >"As a patriot I will go to American hell!" >Russian: >"As a patriot too, I'll go to Russian hell!" >Archangel says to them: >"There's no difference - everywhere you have to eat a sack of shit in the morning..." >The same Russian and American meet after a while >They get to talking >"How's it going in your hell?" - asks the Russian. >"Everything in American!" - replies the American. - "Whiskey, women, cigars..." >"But you have to eat a sack of shit in the morning. I'm used to it already. And what about your?" > "Everything in Russian!" - ours proudly replies. - "Everything is the same, but then the sacks run out, then shit is not delivered."
>>245147 >"Yo Abby, I may or may not have broken the printer earlier." >"... in a fit of rage?" >"No, by convincing Bonnie to copy her ass on it. It turns out she was too thick. Oh, also, I have this for you." >Jane hands Abby an envelope with "CONFIDENTIAL" written on the exterior and winks before leaving >Abby opens it >It's photocopies of Bonnie's ass >... okay, yeah, she'll hold onto these
>>245150 >Abby submits an equipment replacement request to management explaining how the printer was broken >mere days later, she's surprised to find a far sturdier model sitting in the old printer's place >alongside a conveniently positioned step stool
>>245149 Hah, and really, because of her nature, Abby will definitely be looking for a job, and her military experience will definitely help her with her career direction.
I'll never understand how gachashit gets popular. like that one everyone's talking about right now with all the drone girls that are "reincarnations of famous race cars." the gameplay is just training them and then watching them run around a race track– isn't that boring? and why the hell does the anime have a bunch of scenes of them chugging oil until they look pregnant???
>"Daddy! I want. Pistachio ice cream!" "But you already have some strawberry mango ice cream!" >"Daddy I want. Pistachio ice cream!" "But you hate pistachio!" >"Daddy I want! Pistachio! Ice! Cream!" "Okay fine Jesus! But don't start crying about when you don't like it!"
>>245166 >"And that's why we can have kids with humans!" >"Listen toaster, I don't give a shit. I'm going to have a baby with a human woman that made of NORMAL flesh so she can give me NORMAL human kids."
I never model plushies before. Don't worry Masqy won't be bald for too long. part1: >>245132 >So, What are you gonna do with that plushie? >I'm gonna put her in blender.