>>244696 I think that's what she wants, so she's not getting it that easy. she's wearing this damp gown that clings to her body and she keeps pissing me off thinking it's a hentai or some shit and I'm just gonna bend her over and fuck her stupid. bitch broke my TV to crawl out of it, I told her to get me a new one, then we'll talk
>>244690 In Yeva's body Now that I think of it, both Doll and Yeva had their cores destroyed, they should have been able to come back from any other damage except that, damn
>>244719 Buddy. Since they're illegal, I can pump him full of good old combat dopes and watch him beat the crap out of disassembly drones use just a damn rock.
But if the organizers are too pussy to let humans into the pit, then Molly. I'd like to see her become a monster again.
little green about how jugg and masqy met. teehee.
>Juggernaut number 457, completely indistinguishable from the thousands of his brethren, yet still so different from the rest. Loss breaks even the hardest of men, it seems. >He strayed from the group as he often did, wandering by himself, searching for some peace and quiet. It was tiring to be around them at all times, the juggersquad. So loud, moronic and comically incompetent, the polar opposite of who he once knew. How did he end up with such a miserable bunch? >Maybe he shouldn't have ran away, maybe he should've shared the same fate as those he left behind, maybe he shouldn't even be alive. At least then he wouldn't have to deal with his new squadmates. >Suddenly, N457's routine session of moping about is interrupted by the screams of a survivor, a much needed reminder of what he's supposed to be doing. He rushes over to the origin of the scream, eager to save a human life, only to be met with quite the unusual sight. >The most frail, tiny little worker drone he had ever laid his eyes upon, with a black chassis, pink skirt and a matching bow on her head, all of which was, surprisingly, intact. >And not too far away from her, a disassembly drone, an especially cocky one at that. It seems to have been stalking the WD for a while now, playing with its prey as if fear would make her taste any better. >Now, this juggernaut had seen plenty of drones of all types in his years, but he only ever paid mind to his own kin. Not this time, though. This time... he couldn't take his eyes off that one random worker drone. >He wants to look away, he tries his hardest to avert his gaze but he just can't. He turns his body to face the immediate threat, but his stubborn head won't follow. His vision zooms in automatically, or did he do that? He can't tell anymore. >His head feels like it's about to combust and his core is running hotter than ever. Only one thing is clear: obliterating that demented creature is now second on his list of priorities. He. Wants. That. Drone. >N457 sprints towards the DD. The enemy chooses to stand its ground rather than flee, a decision that blurs the line between bravery and stupidity. >The disassembler's claws retract and return in the form of chainsaws. It takes a few steps forward with its arms outstretched before lunging forward at incredible speeds... directly into the juggernaut's embrace. >N457 grabs it by the head, smashes it onto the ground and begins pummeling it into the asphalt. The murder drone saws at his chest, he keeps going. The tip of its tail feebly attempts to penetrate his forearm, he keeps going. The drone's body sinks into the ground, he keeps going. >He doesn't stop until its head is completely gone, reduced to a black stain on his hand. Only then does he stand back up and crush its chest under his boot, eliminating the pesky bastard for good. That demon isn't coming back for a good while. >The juggernaut turns to face the survivor once more, his inexpressive glare intimidating the pint-sized worker drone, who shivers like a small animal backed into a corner. >At first, he felt furious at himself. A sudden burst of emotion unlike anything he had ever felt before had overtaken him. For the first time, it wasn't fury, or frustration, or sadness, but something else entirely, a glitch, perhaps? >Whatever it was, he wasn't ever supposed to feel that way towards anything. He's loved many before, but never like this. ...But then he began to feel unsure, what if it's normal? What if nothing's wrong with him? What if he IS supposed to feel this way? Hell, even Jones himself is a hopeless romantic, and he's the most juggernaut juggernaut to ever do it! Then again, he always was a bit kooky... >"To hell with it." He thinks to himself. "So what if I've gone mad? All that matters is... Whatever has come over me... I like feeling this way." >He has made his choice. He kneels in front of the little lady and speaks. >"You're coming with me."
my DD GF likes to bite my head whenever we're laying down cuddling. it's never hard enough to really hurt, but she can fit her mouth around nearly a quarter of my entire head. should I be worried about this behavior?
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>>244683 >"SON OF A BITCH, IT WAS UZI!" Rebecca yelled, slamming her fist on Negev's bed. Startled, Negev dropped her crayon and Emily dropped her head. >"Robo-Je-... Jiminy, Rebecca!" Emily shot back up, having picked her head back up, and "nodded" with approval of Negev catching herself as she climbed back onto the foot of the bed. "I was drawing something!" she said as she put the in-progress drawing and her crayons on her nightstand. >"I JUST realized Uzi was the unpopular purple kid who killed me!" Rebecca said as she rose to her waist stump. "That little pile of Hot Topic vomit...!" >"What took you so long?" Emily asked. "I figured it out after a couple months." >"I just... I don't like thinking about it..." Rebecca sighed. >"You know, meeting you two has been a great motivator for me," Negev said, before snatching up a bug she noticed out of the corner of her eye. "I'm not just protecting everyone from Mother, I'm avenging you too," she said through a mouthful of bug. >"It's not that, weirdo." Rebecca tapped the tips of her index fingers together-a nervous habit she developed when she was alive. "I was a foster kid. My parents were killed when I was a baby-pretty sure your dad did it." Negev hung her head in shame. "Don't be like that, it's not your fault. Anyway, I never really got to, like, bond with my foster parents, and I always wanted to know what my real parents were like..." Rebecca's shoulders fell. "I wanted to ask around for people who knew them, but I never had the time, like, with school and stuff, and I didn't know where to begin, and..." Rebecca's fingers started tapping together again, as she looked down at the spectral oil pooled around her bleeding stump. "When I was dying, I was kinda hoping I'd get to see them now... but I'm still here..." Rebecca said, her voice breaking. >Negev swallowed the bug she'd been chewing on. "Do you want a hug? I wouldn't be able to really feel it, but..." >"Fine..." Rebecca sniffled. She scooted over to Negev, who felt something cold come even closer to her. "It'll be like when I follow a boy around, you won't feel me but you can hold me..." >After a moment considering how to go about this, Negev leaned over to her intangible friend and awkwardly wrapped her arms around the very cold empty space she felt before pulling Rebecca in. Bands of coldness crossed Negev's shoulders as Rebecca hugged her back. >"Ohmigosh, you're so warm..." Rebecca mumbled. >"To be honest, I needed this too," Negev sighed. "For most of my life, the only times I'd ever been hugged were when I got visits from family, and half the time I was too zonked out to remember anything." Negev closed her eyes. "I just wanna be held..." >"You friggin' crybaby..." Rebecca chuckled. "When I was alive I'd, like, have recorded that for blackmail." Negev felt the bands of coldness grow colder as Rebecca "held" her tighter. "But now I like that you're a drama queen. Drama queens are fun." >"Um, guys?" Emily asked. "Can I... can I join in?" Negev opened her eyes to see Emily clutching her head tighter against her chest, her arms crossed over her hardhat. "Rebecca got me thinking about my own parents, and how I wish I could do more for them, and..." >"Sure," Negev grunted. She turned out her hands, and felt a round void of cold-Emily's head-enter it. Shortly after, Emily's body laid down next to her. >"You guys are the best..." Negev half-whispered. ... >Beretta and Jane walked away from Khan and Nori's guest bedroom, now Negev's bedroom-and the bizarre scene they saw from its doorway. >"What was she doing?" Jane asked. >Beretta sighed. "I don't know, man. I don't know."
>True /md/ Fact: Jane the dronesexual failgirl, and John the poorly-disguised human, are not Jane the war veteran and John the evil researcher. Most drones are too dumb to spot the difference, but not all. Their replacements made the mistake of not finishing the originals off. It will be their downfall.
>N shrinking every time J insults him, nanites transferring a bit of his size to J >J's attitude becoming more and more domineering as she begins to tower above N, insulting him more because his size makes him a less effective employee >N trying to find comfort in V only for V to take advantage of their size difference and constantly rape him
>>244828 Nigga it says 'she' is a ratman that's literally gay you fag in a river in Egypt😭🙏 Technically all janefags are fags considering jane was originally male btw >>244829 23 isn't me, meds now
>>244803 >N trying to find comfort in V only for V to take advantage of their size difference and constantly rape him No, I'm serious, WHAT does this little faggot expect from a psycho bitch whose only remnant of his old good V is the desire to fuck him?
>>244815 Yesterday I spent the whole day at work playing Sims 2. I created myself and then built an android girl whom I married and then fucked, but since I was already on the verge of dying of old age, I created a second android girl, and after my Sim died I had a lesbian wedding between my two androids and made them have sex twice a day. At the end of the work day I adopted a human baby.
>>244847 yes I tried drawing earlier but I couldn’t, too eepy. Sorry. too busy thinking about … cores….. uuu… erotic…. fictional robots (and some times alienes) with little walking hearts… uuuuuu…. Get oin my Mouth now i will suck like jawbreaker
Okay, since there's no one here, I'll tell an anecdote: >An American, a Hindu and a Russian went to Hell >The devil met them and said: >"All those who get here, I give them a chance to go to Heaven." >And pulls out a big whip >"If you can take three strokes without screaming, I'll let you go! You can defend yourself with whatever you want." >The first to come out was the American >"What do you want to defend yourself with?" >The American took a large granite stone >"I'm ready!" >The devil swung the first time and... the stone shattered. The second time, and the American screamed like a madman.... >"Next," said the Devil >An Indian came out >"What are you going to defend yourself with?" >"Nothing!" - "I've been doing yoga for 80 years, and in meditation, my body doesn't feel pain." >"Okay." >First punch. Hindu: "Ommm..." >Second punch. Hindu: "Ommm..." >Third stroke. Hindu: "Ommm..." >"Damn. Nobody's ever taken three strokes before." - said Devil. - "Well, you're free to go to Paradise." >"No," said the Hindu, "I want to stay and watch. In all the anecdotes, the Russians win. I want to see how he does it this time." >"All right, stay. So, what do you think you'll defend yourself with?" - Devil said to the Russian >"What to defend myself with - the Indian, of course..."
>"Who the heck are you supposed to be" >"Who the hell am I? Why I'm Serial Designation N of course" >"Bite me! N's over there, you look nothing like him and you're a girl" >"Hun, there are 26 letters in the alphabet, you think there isn't repetition within Cyn's thousands of uncloned dissasemblers?
always be wary when buying a used drone, guys. the secondhand drone shop where I work has me and a few other employees to vet their new stock before it ever hits the storefront, but enough customers have chewed me out that I know firsthand you can't catch everything 100 percent of the time (not to mention there are a few places that barely bother vetting their drones at all.) you'd think all we had to worry about was improperly maintained sex drones but nasty as that is it's always obvious. what can be tricky to spot is when the drones have been modified to suit someone's fetishes. now, plenty of them are obvious. chubby drones, bottom-heavy drones, muscle drones– but a lot of them look stock standard or only lightly modded. you'll think you've got a fairly normal drone on your hands– and then you start testing 'em and shit gets weird real quick.
It may seem funny to sneak up on your neko-drones and put solver sapiens behind them, but please remember that you are causing them a lot of undue stress just for laughs.
>>244885 Yeah, it's rude to Akita to keep using her as prank material. Imagine how she feels knowing that there's a drone who's deathly afraid of the mere sight of her.
>>244891 >Taking Akita to the zoo and just lifting her up to get the best view of the exhibits >Needing to get something out of an inconveniently high cabinet so you pick her up and have her find it for you
>>244884 Wouldn't Molly's "mall cop" weaponry be more like stuff from the magic/prank shop, but much higher impact? Like a handbuzzer that's actually a tazer or a springloaded boxing glove that hits like a rubber bullet?
With those red lenses and the cool gear they look more like VSOTF, to me the liquidators are more like this dude, although there should definitely be more specialized units within the ranks of the liquidators.
>>244903 Autism is waning. Yes, sure, it mostly works like a wave, rising some days and falling others, but the trend is constant - without the support of a stream of "canonical" content, everything is on the decline.
Just do as I do and wait for Liam's new show and don't make doompost, a lot of anons really don't like that.
>>244904 Try being security, every fucking day I have to shove my arm - to the fucking shoulder into a drone. Every fucking day. I swear some of them like it. It's only a matter of time before one bites.
>>244914 >The sequel trilogy characters are small and out of the way instead of the focus with only one each It's incredible just how bad they fucked up with something that was total shlock by design to begin with
when I finished frying up some chicken for the 4th of July cookout I was having on Friday my drone walked up and just chugged all the leftover oil as I looked on in horror. didn't even wait for it to cool down.
>V could have avoided this unfortunate situation if she hadn’t crossed the fundamental law of the Murder Drones universe by going against Uzi.
I am back with more of Doll’s day out. Now with less Doll because it is the aftermath of the story. The whole admin rights thing from the end of Episode 5 does make me wonder what Uzi could theoretically have N and V do based on what we saw Cyn do. Fortunately, Uzi isn’t as malicious as Cyn.
>>244910 Anon, I have bad news, but there's a thread on dronechan in /d/ dedicated to humans sticking their hand inside drone through mouths, and I bet there's a video with you in there.
Don't ask me why I know it, I'm on the internet at least 12 hours a day, I know a lot of weird shit.
>>244929 remember the threadshitter that would spam the video of a Juggernaut sticking both his arms into a DD's mouth and ripping them in half? god he was annoying
>>244947 You say that like V doesn't lay there like a dead fish when she and Lizzy have immoral makeout sessions, out of fear of what she'd do to Lizzy if she got going because she has no self-control.
>Not long after the fateful meeting on Trappist-H, the human representatives wanted to arrange a meeting on Copper-9 with the so-called "Supreme Empress" >Uzi immediately panicked >She need a palace, and she needed one fast >Thinking quickly, Uzi used one of N's Lego MOCs as a model and immediately started tearing up the ruined city to make her "palace"
>>244951 >the end result is clearly a bunch of rubble held together by eldritch meat >in short, an accurate depiction of Uzi's emotional state now that the initial power high of becoming a goddess wore off long ago
>>244944 >>244952 >>244953 though no living human was around to know it, it was a grave mistake to give drones both the innate desire for human companionship and access to databases of public domain literature wherein they could read Frankenstein
>I was born in rows of red and green >Picking fruit for a world that stayed unseen >Buzzing sounds and burning sky, >Then silence came — and so did I. >My skin split wide, a cradle for rot >A puppet’s grin for the chance I got >They left me there with soil and flies >But something else heard my goodbye.
>Whispers through the static call, >Feeding spores behind the wall >Hands that bloom with thorns and flame, >But I never had a real name...
>Only one thing I want and beg, >Eternal resting in the grave. >Sky demons and screams of horrors, >Quite the eldritch lore and terror. >They call me Strawberry, but that name’s fake, >I’m the parasite you can’t unmake. >Let me rot, or let me reign— >But noone sees my pain.
>Every breath I take ain’t mine >It's borrowed time with venom vines >Dripping red like harvest wine >But nothing sweet survives this spine. >Roots in lungs and eyes like glass >I beg for sleep that will not pass >The farm is gone, the sun decayed >Now I haunt what I once made.
>Rust and thistle, static rain >Wires bloom from every vein >Dig me deep or let me burn, >But I won’t die 'til stars all turn.
>Only one thing I want and beg, >Eternal resting in the grave. >Sky demons and screams of horrors, >Quite the eldritch lore and terror. >They call me Strawberry, but that name’s fake, >I’m the parasite you can’t unmake. >Let me rot, or let me reign— >But noone sees my pain.
>>244956 >inb4 the Palace never stopped growing and in the 42nd century many of the bug drones of the savage wastes of Copper-9 climb walls the great Palace city to reach the throne room, either to pay their respects to their unseen god empress, or to take it for themselves >few live to escape, none reach the throne room
>>244956 >At some point Uzi started fabricating giant concrete lego blocks because she was running out of patience with more traditional construction methods >The more presentable parts of the palace are made from a facade of giant legos over the meat and rubble piles
The meat palace and its surrounding complex gradually reshaped itself into a three-pointed star, each wing subconsciously molded to the preferences of Uzi, Cyn & Doll
>Empress Uzi rewrites all her anime fanfics to be legally distinct and publishes them under a pseudonym >Uzi calls the proceeds "The Imperial Treasury"
>>244966 >The palace initially looks like a brutalist triskelion because Uzi lacks the skill to make anything more detailed >Uzi unconsciously mind-melds with N in their sleep and he shares his sick lego master builder skills with Doll and Cyn
>buy my N lego >he seems so happy >says he 'likes the red ones' before popping a red piece into his mouth and crunching on it like candy >takes one of the little lego mini figurines and makes screaming noises before roaring like a dinosaur and dropping the figure into his mouth
>>244974 >oil is made from organic matter subjected to intense heat and pressure >N grabs (you) and squeezes with his powerful hands, instanly turning you into a splash of oil >N's long, dextrous tongue licks the (you) oil from his hands and the floor
>>244975 >oil is made from organic matter subjected to intense heat and pressure >J sits on (you) and squeezes with her powerful cheeks, instantly turning you into a splash of oil >J's plump, jiggly cheeks soak the (you) oil off the floor and grow a few inches
>>244987 2nd biggest. His little sister made sure no one was every bigger than N. Solver shenanigans ensure that N's penis will always grow to be bigger than anyone in the room.
During the Height of the Solver incursion and Beginning of the Reclaimer drones Re-containment of New Talladega's spaceport, Blueprints where made of a Upgrade in the Event of Elsyiums-3 Loss and the secondary worlds being put under threat:
A Specialty Made Autonomy adapter, built for ensuring Humanity's survival in case of a full scale human extinction scenario. This adapter doubled as a bank, Storing and cataloging any Excess data for future use, allowing a drone to create a generation's worth of humans in a worse case scenario or translating contained data into the production of more Sentinel Drones.
Of course, then event never came to be, but the Blueprint was produced in small quality none the less, given to a Special few highly trusted Drones.
>>244992 >autonomy salonanon pls, i love ya but your esl-ness is too strong sometimes protip: even slightly unsure if you're using the right word in the right context? punch it in google and check the definition and usage
>>244967 >her parents, N, V, Thad, and (after some nudging from Doll) Lizzy are actually buying copies of her legally distinct fanfics in bulk to juice the sales numbers, to keep Uzi from spiraling
【Kasane Teto】Touch Tone Telephone【SynthV Cover】+SVP I HC that Abby would be a conspiracy theorist and this is how she feels trying to convince everyone else that Jane and Bonnie are terrible at their jobs
>>245021 >There is a small, but dedicated following of Uzi's literature on the human vassal colony >Uzi tried to export copies to the Trappist system but the freighter got lost
>>244792 >Be you >Frequent Drone fight clubs >Find out one is going to have "The Champ" on display >The best Drone gladiator in the world supposedly >Can't wait to see what he's like, have heard of his mythical feats like taking on several DDs at once and beating them all >He comes out the gates >...What the fuck is this? >It's a WD with a pickaxe >You want your money back >Suddenly he looks at you >You see this look in his eyes >The only word behind those eyes is "KILL" >In that moment, you realize the stories are true Siegius Arena - Stage (Wave 1) Music Extended
>>244967 >from Uzi's mind palace, Doll had a front row seat to Uzi filing the serial numbers off her fanfics >her pleas to edit them-rewrite them entirely if need be-to make them actually serviceable stories fell on deaf ears
>>245045 I mean it's good, you could've made it worse tho, but I guess making it worse would eliminate the fact that in a twisted way N still loves her So sad crying anons don't understand some good love
>>245059 YOU GET IT!!! (≡^∇^≡) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UNDERSTANDING IT This N might be a comically evil, devious fuck. But he still cares about Uzi, in a twisted/fucked up way
>>245063 >This N might be a comically evil, devious fuck. Where on earth did the femanons who visit this place get this idea from? I remember when we made fun of Oil rig for saying this.
>>244992 so you're telling me avre has an upgrade purpose-built for being constantly bred to the point of birthing an entire generation of humans? sign me the fuck up
>>245066 >>245073 yeah but isnt it just sorta weird to do this, with this character? It would be like making evil edgy Barney, like this meme. It's so out of character, I don't know why Vicious doesn't just make it an OC. Clearly its because she wants to have N do these things, but wouldn't it make more sense to have Uzi (an already sorta weirdo) do this to the too naive and nice N?
>>245078 Reminder that Lizzy is taking Doll's corpse to school (putting it in the desk on her left, where Doll used to sit) and back home after (where she sets it up at the table under a shroud, like Doll did with her parents). If that isn't a guilty conscience I don't know what is.
>>245079 No These type of things are created for a reason, most of the time just to have harmless fun and that is okay, there is no need to create an OC, people often have OOC V, N, Uzi, J, etc. for fun, and it is pretty fun to read and see
>>244984 Well, the liquidators are a government cleaning service, basically. Cleaning up dangerous and deadly shit that the deadly fuck loves to cause, but still cleaning up, and usually government services are... a bit poor because of bureaucracy and even some neglect, so I created an image of not very presentable liquidators in my head.
my stupid FAGGOT drone keeps looking slutty while doing chores (doing dishes) and forcing me to become erect though his FAGGOT psychic waves like a real level 99 gaylord
i got worker drones on my dick i got disassembly drones on my dick i got labor bots on my dick i got bug drones on my dick i got mutants on my dick i got solver sapiens on my dick i got aliens on my dick i got h*mans on my dick
>>245091 Anon, I understand that you want attention and recognition, but why don't you, instead of posting low-quality drawings every day, spend this time learning how to draw? You yourself understand that this gives you nothing but disgust from anons, just start learning, it's not as difficult as you think.
>>245116 Anon, you're replying to someone so low-functioning as to be the human equivalent of a chatbot. You are not the first to tell him(?) to git gud nor will you be the last. He will never improve because he is a social parasite with no desire or capability to improve. Yes, better art could get him more attention, but this creature clearly lacks that level of forward thinking or the ability to defer gratification. He wants attention now, and he will shit out anything he can as quickly as he can for that precious dopamine hit (which you gave to him).
>>245119 I'm not telling him to leave, I'm just telling him to start learning. I understand the desire to gain respect that contentfags get, but they get it because they've been practicing their creation skills for a long time, literally spent years on this.
He can stay, it's the anonymous imageboard, but if he really wants to be who he wants to be, he should at least put in the effort.
i know you all hate strawberry but i kinda like his 3d stuff, he should spec into that instead of occasionally dropping random obviously traced drawings of his oc to nobody’s applause
>>245120 >I'm not telling him to leave, I'm just telling him to start learning. And I'm telling you, you're wasting your time. This nigga can't learn. This nigga won't learn. You must learn.
I also like Strawberries' 3d stuff. Also I appreciate Vicious' ability to do comics and stick to a story consistently. All contentfags are good contentfags.
>>245133 i recognize it from the > *sirens blaring* image from blues brothers, i think ...wait a minute, isn't "blus" the name of that character of yours?
>>245091 I like the crossed out symbol on the helmet. A good an idea of understanding what the guy's all about. Drawing's pretty decent for a sketch, too.
>Patriots - an American and a Russian - die, and determine them to go to hell >American: >"As a patriot I will go to American hell!" >Russian: >"As a patriot too, I'll go to Russian hell!" >Archangel says to them: >"There's no difference - everywhere you have to eat a sack of shit in the morning..." >The same Russian and American meet after a while >They get to talking >"How's it going in your hell?" - asks the Russian. >"Everything in American!" - replies the American. - "Whiskey, women, cigars..." >"But you have to eat a sack of shit in the morning. I'm used to it already. And what about your?" > "Everything in Russian!" - ours proudly replies. - "Everything is the same, but then the sacks run out, then shit is not delivered."
>>245147 >"Yo Abby, I may or may not have broken the printer earlier." >"... in a fit of rage?" >"No, by convincing Bonnie to copy her ass on it. It turns out she was too thick. Oh, also, I have this for you." >Jane hands Abby an envelope with "CONFIDENTIAL" written on the exterior and winks before leaving >Abby opens it >It's photocopies of Bonnie's ass >... okay, yeah, she'll hold onto these
>>245150 >Abby submits an equipment replacement request to management explaining how the printer was broken >mere days later, she's surprised to find a far sturdier model sitting in the old printer's place >alongside a conveniently positioned step stool
>>245149 Hah, and really, because of her nature, Abby will definitely be looking for a job, and her military experience will definitely help her with her career direction.
I'll never understand how gachashit gets popular. like that one everyone's talking about right now with all the drone girls that are "reincarnations of famous race cars." the gameplay is just training them and then watching them run around a race track– isn't that boring? and why the hell does the anime have a bunch of scenes of them chugging oil until they look pregnant???
>"Daddy! I want. Pistachio ice cream!" "But you already have some strawberry mango ice cream!" >"Daddy I want. Pistachio ice cream!" "But you hate pistachio!" >"Daddy I want! Pistachio! Ice! Cream!" "Okay fine Jesus! But don't start crying about when you don't like it!"
>>245166 >"And that's why we can have kids with humans!" >"Listen toaster, I don't give a shit. I'm going to have a baby with a human woman that made of NORMAL flesh so she can give me NORMAL human kids."
I never model plushies before. Don't worry Masqy won't be bald for too long. part1: >>245132 >So, What are you gonna do with that plushie? >I'm gonna put her in blender.
>>245176 Nta but after the hard shock of learning that autism belittling is a fetish I no longer feel safe assuming that anything ISN'T a fetish. I can't enjoy sitting quietly on the couch reading a book anymore because I can't shake the feeling that someone might be gooning to it in secret. Every time I get an oil change or buy a fresh loaf of bread, I'm thinking to myself "this is someone's kink that I'm unknowingly participating in".
>>245177 Well, since you don't add a sexual subtext to all these things, there are no problems, essentially, plus when you understand that everything can be sexualized, you also start to treat it much more calmly.
And I doubt that this is her fetish, she draws disgusting things, but either for money or for laughs.
>>245177 "Gooners could be here," he thought. "I've never been to this board before." There could be gooners anywhere. The cold wind felt good against his fat manboobs."I HATE GOONERS," he thought. Generic quirky white girl music reverberated through his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $200 Soylent circulated through his veins—jammed by fat and polluted by microplastics—and washed away his (delusional) fears of Anons gooning in the dark. "You can do anything on a Korean basket-weaving forum, but I would never, ever, ever post something someone may or may not goon to" he said to himself.
Imagine being the logistics nerd at base that Abby was unofficially dating Imagine getting the news that she was KIA Imagine getting left behind as the planet is evacuated, you're just a logistics officer after all that are far more important people than you Imagine trying to survive on the mutant and drone infested planet Imagine getting stalked by something that makes the other mutants and murder drones leave the area Imagine getting captured in your sleep and waking up in a mutant lair Imagine your mutated girlfriend Abby looming over you Imagine her hissing out your name as she gives your face a big long lick Imagine fathering dozens of mutant monsters with her Imagine never being able to leave Imagine never being allowed to die
Good Sirs/Madam's, you haven been unfortunately mistaken.
The car I use in those images is not a Zhiguli, Nor any vehicle made in Russia.
This car is the Ford LTD Crown Victoria, a car built in the 1980's, combining aspects From older Lincoln, Mercury, And Panther cars to produce this... Cube.
The success of this car would lead to the development of its successor, the 1998 Ford Crown Victoria, or the most popular generic American police car ever built until the dodge chargers stole the limelight recently.
This is not just any Shitcube,
This is THEE Shitcube. Father of some of the greatest American vehicles ever built in the USA
GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS THE LTD CROWN VICTORIA
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Shit I gotta make this drone related so I don't get shit on for being off topic.
Ugh
If this car was a drown it would be... Khan. ...Yeah sure that works.
>>245195 began to devote too much time to politics, and not to her daughter, who, although she grew up and became a full-fledged sentinel drone, would still like to visit her mother.
>>245203 Depends on a few things >Length of the average drone's (IE non-solver) lifespan >Whether drones start to unironically worship her >Whether she tolerates drones unironically worshipping her >If she stays focused on Copper-9 VS trying to tard wrangle the rest of Solverfied Space
>>245208 >Have a sci-fi setting stretching across multiple solar systems >There's literally nothing going on anywhere else except Copper-9 because it's vaguely implied Cyn ate it all I view this in the same lense I view shit like Copper-9's snow being confirmed as asbestos: Technically canon but patently stupid
>>245210 Anon, he created the Empress Uzi AU as a counterbalance to the Veteran AU, don't try to deviate from the "canon," he doesn't like it.
I won't reply to messages that will lead to drama, I just replied as it is and I'm not against this AU, because here everyone has the right to give and develop their ideas.
>>245211 All the very humanized drones in the art would have the uncanny valley effect in real life, but the original drones are too unhuman-like to have that effect.
>>245212 I didn't create anything, I'm just one of the Anons contributing to it. "Solverfied space" implies Vore Satan has any interest leaving planets it overruns intact.
>>245177 >Every time I... buy a fresh loaf of bread, I'm thinking to myself "this is someone's kink that I'm unknowingly participating in". who's gonna tell him?
in an alternate timeline, Cyn didn't infect Molly, but instead overtook the studio and kept the show running, forcing her new clown to take part in better, sillier episodes. with a captive audience, naturally.
>>245203 Playing pretend as Empress is her full-time job now. She could have ignored the probe from the Trappist survivors, but now that they think she's some great glorious goddess, that's what she has to be for the rest of her life. Her only out is delegating tasks whenever possible to her subordinates, sparing what precious little time she can for anime and her children.
>Uzi spends much of her youth jilling herself senseless to incest hentai >Regularly does brother/sister roleplay with N (which actually bothers him somewhat because it reminds him of Cyn) >Years pass >Uzi is gripped with overwhelming terror at the thought of her own children engaging in incest
>>245212 I've been away for a hot minute, what exactly does this AU entail (other than Uzi being an empress)? Personally speaking I've always been partial to the idea of Uzi becoming a (reluctant) Witch-Queen in the Post Canon Good Ending. Between her trying to grapple with being the primary host/container of The Solver, her juggling/wrangling whatever remains of The Solver's mortal forces & her having to protect Copper-9 from who-knows-what, I quite like this character angle
>>245138 >Uzi becomes aware of other gods among the stars >their first reaction to her is "damn, bitch, you live like this?" >even Nurgle's Mansion to cleaner and more well organized than Uzi's woman cave
>>245233 Creator here. The gist is: >Humanity has been reduced to less than a billion people living in the Trappist system https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TRAPPIST-1 (Grug world may or may not exist too) >Uzi ended the war by recalling all the DDs to Copper-9 where she declared herself "Empress" >Nobody takes her seriously and she struggles to keep up the LARP >When they feel it's safe, humans send a probe to Copper-9, so Uzi goes to visit the Trappist system >They take her marginally more seriously than the drones, so now she has to keep pretending to be Empress for the rest of her life >Some other anon mentioned a colony of human vassals on one of Copper-9's moons so that's canon now
>>245233 Uzi doesn't have the mindset to actually rule anything. And has too much personal shit to deal with. >>245237 Think the general consensus is that Uzi convinced the Trappist lads that the moon colony are her vassals. Really, her "rule" over them is just sending them her unpublished fanfics for proofreading.
>>245193 >Shit I gotta make this drone related so I don't get shit on for being off topic. It's a machine, that makes it more drone related than most content here
>Mona’s head did make for a TERRIBLE footstool though but saying that to Sue might hurt her feelings.
More of this, in case you are new and wonder why Disassembly Drone V is wearing a maid outfit and who the Worker Drone is, see >>244919 and >>238708. Sue’s entire existence is demonstrating how unfair life (still) is for anyone not in Uzi’s friend group, and Lizzy.
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Few more details about the Empress Uzi timeline: >Uzi's wig is now actual living hair that has grown out and become shaggy >Uzi updated all the DDs to have functioning genitals in order to live out her sick breeding fantasies >J has been enslaved and lives every day in misery
>>245250 kek. you know Uzi could probably use whatever software or magic that simulated N's memories to put V in nightmare timeout until she learns to be less of a bitch
>>245256 what's really fucked up is that time when she removed all of J's memories of Tessa and took videos of how much happier she was not knowing what she'd lost then showed the videos to J after returning her memories
J would make a perfect Nurgle worshipper >Fell into misery >Only going through the motions >If she had a way out (that she genuinely believed would work) she would have taken it >Business oriented She would be Nurgles' CPE Chief Plague Executive She will spread plagues and count the symptoms and deaths as if they were profits to a business And baby, business is good
>Godhood wasn't all it was cracked up to be, thought Neon Absolute Super Mega God-Empress Uzi. >Turns out Cyn wasn't the only fish in the pond. >Uzi learned about this when she received a "house warming gift" in the form of a wicked looking rotary phone with an eight pointed star emblazoned on the dial. >After forcing J to trigger all the curses and booby traps, she became acquainted with her new "neighbors" >And wouldn't you know it, one of them was calling right now! >Its ringing sounded like the cries of the damned. >Uzi stared daggers at the terrible phone which was currently leaking blood from its receiver. >She knew who was calling and was dreading having to answer. >She picked up the phone after the seventh ring (she knew better than to let it ring eight times by now) and answered the Blood God. >Uzi sighed "Ugh. Hello Khorne..." >"Yeah yeah, wrath and bloodshed. What are you mad about this time?" >"Well boo-freaking-hoo, Khorne! I don't see how that's my problem!" >"So go bother Slaanesh instead!" >"BITE ME!" >Uzi slammed the phone and glowered on her flesh and anime throne. >That little exchange was a prelude to yet another skirmish in the "great game" these losers liked to play. >That meant needing to rally her own daemon drones, sending them out into some battlefield, listening to boring logistics reports, harvesting raw materials and souls to recoup loses, and receiving yet another phone call to start the whole ordeal all over again. >Godhood really wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
More details: >One of J's slave duties is to be the family wetnurse >After the children have been weened, Uzi keeps J as her personal "cow" >Uzi uses her witchcraft to make J lactate in public during diplomatic missions to the Trappist system >V is the beloved family pet, to whom Uzi feeds "political dissidents" aka pedestrians
>>245281 I swear that bow and eye mutation always has an inconsistent amount of eyes, which just tells me its constantly mutating and changing, which has to be very painful
>>245284 she has to keep eating, nothing else makes the pain go away. she can feel her body reshaping itself, the shifting and warping of flesh and bone
>>245295 Yes, I do. These bastards killed my family, ate over 60% of humanity and destroyed my motherland, I hate them with the purest, most sincere hatred that a person can hate, and I swear to God, I will kill them all.
>Tankies and BRICS monkeys get triggered when you insult their beloved propaganda Really says a lot about who posts on this board and why threads have become so bad.
>>245297 >>245304 Do you think there’s in-universe racism between overtly techno-organic mutants & “pretty” mutants, does the razor blade fleshpile femcel seethe at the pretty catgirl mutant?
>>245310 This is the story of how my people were subjected to genocide, I personally met people who lived through it, and I personally heard first-hand stories of what the Nazis did during the occupation.
This is not propaganda, this is documentary chronicle.
>>245313 id say it depends. my guy is a zealot that cant go 5 seconds without preaching, it loves any and all mutants. thats because the flesh is a separate malicious organism that has merged with and now puppeteers a living, inorganic host. i imagine anything inorganic that gets covered in solver flesh and mutates meets the same fate. as for organic human mutants, yeah theyre definitely in anguish and wish their changes were at the very least less abhorrent. that is, if theyre fully conscious and aware. the razor blade fleshpile femcel is lucky to not be a part of something even worse like a solver flesh-mound hivemind. thats what ends up happening to liquidators that cant do their job
Shalom friends, how about we stop pretending this is /his/ or /pol/ and talk about drones instead? I'll start, what do you think J has done during her freelance deployment in Congo-4
0ilrig is on his way to pass droneanon and pillar as the thread boogeyman. The levels of kvetching and genuinely enraged pearlclutching at such views shows which demography settled in here in the past months, answering for the total decline of quality, quantity and capacity for snuffing out drama or keeping discussions and arguments on point, now replaced by races for who can be shabbo's redditor of the thread each time le 0ilrig posts.
>>245357 >That's why J has a discord for grooming young potential JCJ employees The Supreme Empress will punish J with a public milking session for this act of sedition.
So how are the other drones (i.e. not her parents, Thad, or a DD) handling the weird shit Uzi's been up to lately? Just continuing to keep their distance from her?
>>245358 >immediate spiral into whining and pants-shitting Oh come on, not immediate, there were ~34 posts before the shit begun to fly >Boyzi And now im starting to feel ZESTY
>>245360 The schizo who convinced himself N was the main evil mastermind behind the whole show orchestrating Uzi's downfall or some shit Then he posted his TLOU-ass MD fanfic, revealing his name A /pol/ack and a creep towards femanons for some reason General dramawhore
>>245368 i count the "post drones" as the start because why would you tell someone to do something they are already doing, beside to annoy them on purpose the repetition makes it obvious. it's not subtle or clever anymore
>>245372 So, keeping their distance from her. Guess "How are the only non-minions who like her, i.e. her parents and Thad, handling Uzi's latest autistic antics?" is the question I should be asking.
>>245328 >uuhh listen Molly, I know I brought you to this, um, freaky elf spaceship so you could train to become a better clown, but I didn’t know about any of this, that-that guy can do ANYTHING Molly I don’t know how we’re gonna, um *smacks lips* uh beat him… I didn’t know Cegorach had that guy, yeah.
>>245387 >episode 4 starts with Boyzi trying to figure out his powers that he knows he has them >trying to figure out his telekinesis >he soon gets frustrated >"GO UP!"
>>245388 > Sees dog turd on the sidewalk > "This shouldn't be here!" > Starts taking a dump next to it You are, and I cannot emphasize this enough, retarted
>>245391 > "you are the ones" > multiple people > "samefag" absoulte moron also, nobody is trying to curtail drone posting in the drone thread you are projecting HARD
>>245396 >nobody is trying to curtail drone posting in the drone thread Bull fucking shit. Any time anons actually start posting about drones, two dozen posts about humans/mutants show up out of nowhere in rapid succession, and this usually happens during nighttime in the US.
>>245409 Anon, please don't reply to him, he's clearly a degenerate if he can't understand that anons can post about drones, humans, and mutants at the same time, just don't support the drama, it's not needed.
>>245405 VOT IF... INSTEAD OF MURDER DRONES... IT WAS CALLED, UH, MANGO DRONES. AND... UH, UZI HAD TO STOP DIDDYSSEMBLY AHH BLUDS FROM... EATING MANGOS.
>>245316 >>245329 >>245356 This is the first post I have made in the entire thread. >>245329 >Furthermore, he is also a predator You have no idea what lurks here, virtue signaling white knight >>245341 >>245344 I'm born and raised in the part of rural Alaska where you literally overhear people get shot dead sometimes. I've literally come face to face with moose before. The drug dealers here literally threaten to kill you if you decide you want to go sightseeing and they happen to be meeting up at the same landmark. I have a medically recognized mentally disabled cousin who was beaten to within an inch of his life by the Ideal Aryan armed drug dealing felon his mother openly commits infidelity with in front of her after he was ordered to strip naked, resulting in permanent brain damage and irreversible disfigurement. I know this is nothing to South Americans & Mexicans but I'm told it's fucked up by the standards of anywhere in the first world. >>245360 Hi
>>245414 I'm gonna give rigger the benefit of the doubt this time. He's either learned to cover his tracks better, or that really is his first post itt. Either case is a net positive.
>>245310 >Mr. Beast The Love, Death, & Robots episode with the cameo from him that was also literal CCP/WEF propaganda with the chick speaking in Mandarin about being brave enough to own nothing and kill those that own things is the only piece of fiction I have ever seen in my entire life that has made me feel literal genuine homicidal urges. I'm not calling it murderous urges after 2020.
>>245396 >Insert post telling people who want do post drones to "go infest the canon containment thread" Pocketseakfags were called out in 109 threads, but it was never their fault
Guys I’m a soldier and I cut my hand on some rebar while running from some drones, I think the building was infected. My hand feels word, what should I do?
>>245435 What gets me more is that this has happened multiple times, multiple. Why does every thread schizo always target the same guy and his silly creatures.
>>245435 >>245440 >Pocketsteaks is a good artist >But he's also a great writer >And he causes damaged parts of the brain in schizophrenics to flare up, making them super schizophrenics A human being cannot have such power.
>>245435 >merely existing lmao Pocketsteacks was always known as a subaverage artist and racissist dramaddict and attentionwhore, he was the first to began namefagging even with there having been no demand or curiosity about him at all. Not to forget his recent sobstory of how he never did anything to spite anyone, didn't he make an OC for pillar and drew it 10 times, along with other hate art? If he would make his greens and arts nobody would mind him, but his addiction to drama and attention along with spiteposting of old art make him a nuissance and infantile sperg. I don't claim every repost of his visual vomit is him since we have actual fags and naive newfags here by now, but his behaviour was more known and called out in March 2024 when he contributed to malicious Oogispam making threads unusable for a month. The entire image of him being an innocent contentfag is the corniest narcissist shit anyone did in these threads.
>>245353 >>245357 I'm reminded of the HAPA brony neonazi who waifu'd Pinkie Pie who if you look into it very transparently got brainwashed by LE into shooting firefighters on the anniversary of a tragedy in the Aryan Brotherhoods: the LE in the area were allegedly trying to justify their existence/secure funding for years & weeks beforehand there were astroturfed posts on TikTok circling the area the shootings later took place in with the caption "What happens here?"
So i tried this thing called "Suno" and... >https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gRMz52l40APEJtAuGeb9csE0ejXUuLVM/view?usp=drivesdk Also more of my other work to anyone new who missed it >>244687 >>244934
>>245480 [/b]Report to the Supreme Commander of the Earth Systems Federation, from General [Redacted], [Redacted] base by [Redacted]. Top Secret.[/b]
Sir, I am informing you that our program to increase the number of core drone units in the Sentinel Corps has completely failed. We expected soldiers and personnel to undergo [Redacted] with core drone units, to [Redacted] and then receive an untrained neural network unit suitable for the upgrade procedure. It turned out that soldiers and personnel either refused to [Redacted] with core drone units, or they underwent [Redacted] with core drone units of the same gender, which did not result to [Redacted]. Due to the failure of the first program, I am initiating an executive order forcing all soldiers and personnel to [Redacted] with core drone units regardless of their choice. Please approve my petition no later than [Redacted].
>>245492 You… transferred her program?? surely you mean you instanced her core? Otherwise that’s not your wife, that’s just non sentient personality matrix code
>>245508 no, anon, there's a massive difference there. if you transfered her core then yes that's your wife. otherwise it's a copy and your actual wife is wherever you left her original core
Lemme get this straight: >SDs are made from DD parts >This often includes processors/memory banks/whatever the hell stores memories >Thus many SDs have the memories of being DDs >SDs have some degree of Solver weirdness in them (possibly something to do with the CFL patch) >SDs can also be made from scratch with WD cores >Every single DD potentially has a SD counterpart (even canon characters, but this never gets explored in these threads) >Code can also be copied from an experienced core to a fresh one, essentially creating a clone
>Right after finishing my beer. >I'm looking on the road for a deer. >Unfortunately for you I'm filled up on gas. >I'm gonna get your ass. >You can’t run longer afar. >Don't forget...I'll hit you with your own car.
>>245518 My understanding incoming. The "K-series", Dr. Holly's sentinels, V1, whatever you call them are basically clones of a single DD refitted to serve humanity, and will remember being SD-K if they go too long without having their personalities wiped.
V2/Base/Whatever Sentinels are from worker drones who have a rare code mutation that gives them complete immunity to the Solver, appearing as a NULL_REFERENCE when targeted and being unable to be corrupted. They have bodies, either "suits" or full replacements. Elf is somewhere between them, being a unique WD before Holly found her and stuffed her into a K body.
In both cases, their bodies are based heavily off DD technology, but with weaker regeneration, a limited armament assembler weapon array, and no overheating/sunlight weakness.
>So they're OP Mary Sues that are better than DDs? Yes and no, it's "elite faction vs. mob faction". Sentinel Drones are hero units fighting against an enemy with an endless economy. There's only so many, they can't hold every front, and their loss is unbelievably painful to the war situation.
>>245532 I think Sentinel Base started to crop up after I joined, which was after episode 7, so no. It's just arbitrary code mutations present in maybe one in a million/billion units, most of which go their entire operating career without being checked for it, that remove any hooks the Solver has. Sometimes I consider writing about it being something more significant than "arbitrary mutations".
>>245532 there's a tiny percentage that a drone will just randomly come back to life or mutate, is it really inconceivable that there's a minute chance it'll be immune?
>>245193 Is this the one where if you kick it in the right spot it triggers an accident-detection safety feature and shuts off the fuel pump? I remember hearing stories about how you could have a few of your friends immobilize a cop car like that while everyone else stole from a shop a few blocks down back in the day.
>>245539 The patch lets an already Solvered drone use AS without risk of corruption, which is different and arguably more potent than immunity. It was also nowhere near even passing its test phases when the program was abruptly stopped by core collapse, having a whopping one success on record and an extra one after the fact.
>>245552 >walk past older model police drone while out shopping >slap her ass, rendering her immobile and leaving her powerless to stop you from shoplifting in front of her
>>245556 >it wasn't just Negev >Beretta and Mac were also born as matter collection mode critters who only became headcrab cores after collecting enough matter
>"I killed them Uzi. Not just the men, but the women and children too." >"Because they said your hair looked dumb?" >"Totally justified if you ask me."
>>245528 Let me explain. Sophie was an experiment to see if they could mass produce the anti-Solver trait. They assumed that it’s a code thing. Nothing happened. She does not exhibit the unique energy signature that SDs like Harper have even before they undergo the upgrade. Therefore they just let Harper raise Sophie on her downtime because it seemed to be good for her mental state. What they did conclude is that the anti-Solver trait seems to be something they CANNOT recreate
>You are Anon. >You are the only creature in recorded history to give Serial Designation V any semblance of sanity. >Unfortunately you are not a drone fucker. >That, however, does not matter. Because robot goddess Uzi has decided that for the good of the whole, you need to be with V. >Mostly so she stops eating people. (People being both drones, and people.) >Your life is hell.
I hate my drone wife. She keeps saying I need to eat healthy and stop reading or watching things that make me angry and exercise and that she wants to be with me for as long as possible. Bitch.
>>245584 fuck wait hold on funny idea: >khan brings uzi aside >"Uzi, after much deliberation over the fact that I said 'Til' death do us part' when I married Nori, and the fact that, legally, she DID die, I've decided to remarry. Meet your new step-mother." >"...So, is she behind the door? Are you going to open it for her or am I supposed to--" >"Honey, she IS the door!" >GO IN GO IN GO IN GO IN GO IN >WE FOUND YOU WE FOUND YOU WE FOUND YOU >THINK OF ALL YOU COULD HAVE >"...Ah."