/md/ - Drones of Murder

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No.244683
Murder Dr. Ones (#246)Anonymous
Replies:>>244799
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brat drones pspspspspspspsps
Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
wheel modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
oc wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
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No.244684
Anonymous
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whoops
previous:>>243744
No.244686
Anonymous
Bonnie the Cyclops is my wife
No.244687
Anonymous
Replies:>>245484
Video:175171842479.mp4(2.95MB / 0:00:23 / avc1, 2400x1080)Devil inside (1).mp4
I'll repost this here.
No.244688
Anonymous
Replies:>>244695
Image:175171930514.png(305kB, 2500x2000)Sigmund Dreud.png
Reposting Sigmund Dreud's answer when asked why drones love humans.
No.244690
Anonymous
Replies:>>244700
Image:175171953651.jpg(106kB, 900x800)Gu3ezjZWwAEEo6G.jpg
Doll w/ short hair (in her own body, I now realize)
No.244691
Anonymous
Image:175172053190.jpg(106kB, 848x1200)GfGKLFAagAAawPq.jpg
Yeva in the back
No.244692
Anonymous
Image:175172129324.png(187kB, 525x444)bitchin.png
since nobody saw it yesterday, happy (now belated) 4th
No.244693
Anonymous
No.244694
Anonymous
>>244676
She isn't dead, dumbass
Can't be a ghost if you're alive
No.244695
Anonymous
Replies:>>244698
>>244688
What would drone psychoanalysis be like?
No.244696
Anonymous
Replies:>>244697
>>244694
Have sex with her
No.244697
Anonymous
>>244696
I think that's what she wants, so she's not getting it that easy. she's wearing this damp gown that clings to her body and she keeps pissing me off thinking it's a hentai or some shit and I'm just gonna bend her over and fuck her stupid. bitch broke my TV to crawl out of it, I told her to get me a new one, then we'll talk
No.244698
Anonymous
Replies:>>244699
>>244695
spaghetti code debugging
No.244699
Anonymous
>>244698
>Debug drone code
>Constant uppies request
No.244700
Anonymous
Replies:>>244704
>>244690
In Yeva's body
Now that I think of it, both Doll and Yeva had their cores destroyed, they should have been able to come back from any other damage except that, damn
No.244701
Anonymous
No.244702
Anonymous
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No.244703
Anonymous
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>>244702
what have you done!?
No.244704
Anonymous
Replies:>>244706
Image:175172865725.jpg(42kB, 598x714)She never sleeps.jpg
>>244700
Doll's back from that.
No.244705
Anonymous
Image:175172874962.jpg(680kB, 2047x2047)173496181998.jpg
Oogi carrying off your July 4th leftovers when you're drunk and have your face buried in plush drone belly.
No.244706
Anonymous
Replies:>>244708
>>244704
back in black
No.244707
Anonymous
Image:175172941549.gif(77kB, 220x94)haha.gif
>>244705
No.244708
Anonymous
Replies:>>244709
Image:175172960711.jpg(58kB, 1284x1275)22ie8qzx6wvd1.jpg
>>244706
Except when she doesn't want to be in black.
No.244709
Anonymous
Replies:>>244711
>>244708
Nigga Doll.
No.244710
Anonymous
No.244711
Anonymous
>>244709
Inconceivable
No.244712
Anonymous
Replies:>>244718
No.244713
Anonymous
Image:175173142438.png(46kB, 1200x1200)calebdagger.png
caleb maxwell
No.244714
Anonymous
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Doll's heavy heaving saggers
No.244715
Anonymous
Replies:>>244720
>>244713
AHHH he's so cool ˃ ⌵ ˂
No.244716
Anonymous
Image:175173274504.png(240kB, 1000x900)Morshu MG.png
>ammo,explosives,weed? It's yours my friend as long you got enough dosh
No.244717
Anonymous
>>244716
MG why
No.244718
Anonymous
>>244712
just an American drone
No.244719
Anonymous
>Illegal Drone gladiator fights
Who is our OC for this
No.244720
Anonymous
Replies:>>244740
>>244715
masqy continues to be the one-woman enfrocer fanclub
No.244721
Anonymous
>>244719
Q runs the show, obviously
No.244722
Anonymous
>>244719
Negev having a training arc/post-torture Kaneki-style slowly losing her shit arc
No.244723
Anonymous
Doll rapes Anon in his sleep
No.244724
Anonymous
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>>244723
You can't rape the willing, anon. I pray for her return each and every night
No.244725
Anonymous
>>244724
What if Uzi and N raped you?
No.244726
Anonymous
>>244723
she learned it from watching Lizzy
No.244727
Anonymous
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I too shall repost my 4th of July art :)
No.244728
Anonymous
>>244716
MG is open on shabbat? This is why I love his bodega.
No.244729
Anonymous
>>244725
Not my favorite choices but i would'nt mind
No.244730
Anonymous
Image:175173851581.jpg(158kB, 579x1130)5_July.jpg
No.244731
Anonymous
Replies:>>244741
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>>244724
>I pray for her return each and every night
I bet you do Lizzy.
No.244732
Anonymous
Image:175173958737.png(1.09MB, 695x703)Yujiro Dogma.png
>>244725
Uzi can jill herself to oblivion in the cuck chair while I show N how a real man rapes.
No.244733
Anonymous
>>244626
I want milk this boobs.
No.244734
Anonymous
>>244727
crossdressing slutbot
No.244735
Anonymous
I gave my N store brand drone oil and he has been refusing to drink it
Fucking JCJENSON probably programmed drones to only like their brand of oil
No.244736
Anonymous
Image:175173990142.jpg(165kB, 1079x783)Hosts.jpg
>Zombie drones
No.244737
Anonymous
Replies:>>244742
>>244713
At first I thought he had a red star on his cap and was my comrade, but then it turned out he wasn't such a comrade.
No.244738
Anonymous
No.244739
Anonymous
Replies:>>244750
>>244719
Buddy. Since they're illegal, I can pump him full of good old combat dopes and watch him beat the crap out of disassembly drones use just a damn rock.

But if the organizers are too pussy to let humans into the pit, then Molly. I'd like to see her become a monster again.
No.244740
Anonymous
>>244720
I like them too, especially the memes.
No.244741
Anonymous
>>244731
It's crazy you still go with this bit after lile 2 years plus
No.244742
Anonymous
Replies:>>244743
>>244737
nope, it's a red shield
as opposed to a blue one
No.244743
Anonymous
>>244742
'ate senti-mental drones
luv red
simple as
No.244745
Anonymous
>>244719
Switch, she'll feel like home and just rip and tear.
No.244746
Anonymous
Image:175174279408.png(55kB, 603x806)janesrst.png
rat the janeman
No.244747
Anonymous
>>244746
Did you mean the mother of my children?
No.244748
Anonymous
Image:175174377024.png(699kB, 2122x2976)What does jane do in abby body.png
No.244749
Anonymous
Fwuffy dwones
No.244750
Anonymous
>>244739
I meant can we think of a Drone who’s the champion of this shit
No.244751
Anonymous
Replies:>>244753
No.244752
Anonymous
>>244746
RATASS
No.244753
Anonymous
>>244751
> Boxo wins by doing absolutely nothing
No.244754
Anonymous
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Drones that are actually people
No.244755
Anonymous
>>244754
> V just with panties on
I can guess the reason why N isn't in this image
No.244756
Anonymous
>>244754
V Scissorhands.
>"Hold me..."
>"... I can't."
>"Not with that attitude, bestie."
No.244757
Anonymous
Replies:>>244759
>>244754
all drones are actually people, technophobe
No.244758
Anonymous
Replies:>>244760
>>244749
Oogies basically fill this role already.
No.244759
Anonymous
>>244757
The ones who reach sapience are, yeah.
No.244760
Anonymous
Replies:>>244761
>>244758
And Enns. But what of the other subspecies of Drono dwarfus retardius?
No.244761
Anonymous
Replies:>>244763
>>244760
Who cares?
No.244762
Anonymous
ooo?
No.244763
Anonymous
Replies:>>244764
>>244761
I care.
No.244764
Anonymous
>>244763
You shouldn't.
No.244765
Anonymous
Replies:>>244768
>>244692
Need more of patriotic drone
No.244766
Anonymous
Image:175174719111.png(44kB, 296x213)GcIwi0nWUAAlJs3.png
She's still the same old Tessa, she just looks a little different now is all.
No.244767
Anonymous
Image:175174726579.png(37kB, 1200x1200)murica.png
yeah i love posting it again
No.244768
Anonymous
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>>244765
I've drawn her once before, on the drawpile
No.244769
Anonymous
Replies:>>244770
drone tumby...
No.244770
Anonymous
Replies:>>244771
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>>244769
vampire tumby...
No.244771
Anonymous
>>244770
I squeal like a pig every time I see this art, it's too hilarious.
No.244772
Anonymous
Replies:>>244773
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>louisa seducing anon
No.244773
Anonymous
>>244772
hot but not nearly thicc enough to be a milf like Louisa
No.244774
Anonymous
Replies:>>244776
>>244773
This is more like her cousin then
No.244775
Anonymous
>>244692
this is the best and most on-model drone boobs I’ve ever seen
No.244776
Anonymous
>>244773
>>244774
haven't seen art of Louisa with that teal ghost lady in a while
did that trend die or what?
No.244777
Anonymous
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masqy & the handler
he's not allowed around her in this state
No.244778
Anonymous
Replies:>>244779
>>244777
I prefer the drones that don't submit easily. That's half the fun.
No.244779
Anonymous
>>244777
> They're both blushing

>>244778
You'll want a mesugaki drone, Masqy is merely small
No.244780
Anonymous
>>244337
Empress Uzi with a giant pregnant belly full of her and N's eggs
No.244781
Anonymous
>>244746
Designed for missionary sex with handholding after marriage
No.244782
Anonymous
Replies:>>244789
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>>244746
Bonnie my Beloved
No.244783
Anonymous
Replies:>>244784
Image:175175349104.png(263kB, 556x836)littlelady.png
little green about how jugg and masqy met. teehee.

>Juggernaut number 457, completely indistinguishable from the thousands of his brethren, yet still so different from the rest. Loss breaks even the hardest of men, it seems.
>He strayed from the group as he often did, wandering by himself, searching for some peace and quiet. It was tiring to be around them at all times, the juggersquad. So loud, moronic and comically incompetent, the polar opposite of who he once knew. How did he end up with such a miserable bunch?
>Maybe he shouldn't have ran away, maybe he should've shared the same fate as those he left behind, maybe he shouldn't even be alive. At least then he wouldn't have to deal with his new squadmates.
>Suddenly, N457's routine session of moping about is interrupted by the screams of a survivor, a much needed reminder of what he's supposed to be doing. He rushes over to the origin of the scream, eager to save a human life, only to be met with quite the unusual sight.
>The most frail, tiny little worker drone he had ever laid his eyes upon, with a black chassis, pink skirt and a matching bow on her head, all of which was, surprisingly, intact.
>And not too far away from her, a disassembly drone, an especially cocky one at that. It seems to have been stalking the WD for a while now, playing with its prey as if fear would make her taste any better.
>Now, this juggernaut had seen plenty of drones of all types in his years, but he only ever paid mind to his own kin. Not this time, though. This time... he couldn't take his eyes off that one random worker drone.
>He wants to look away, he tries his hardest to avert his gaze but he just can't. He turns his body to face the immediate threat, but his stubborn head won't follow. His vision zooms in automatically, or did he do that? He can't tell anymore.
>His head feels like it's about to combust and his core is running hotter than ever. Only one thing is clear: obliterating that demented creature is now second on his list of priorities. He. Wants. That. Drone.
>N457 sprints towards the DD. The enemy chooses to stand its ground rather than flee, a decision that blurs the line between bravery and stupidity.
>The disassembler's claws retract and return in the form of chainsaws. It takes a few steps forward with its arms outstretched before lunging forward at incredible speeds... directly into the juggernaut's embrace.
>N457 grabs it by the head, smashes it onto the ground and begins pummeling it into the asphalt. The murder drone saws at his chest, he keeps going. The tip of its tail feebly attempts to penetrate his forearm, he keeps going. The drone's body sinks into the ground, he keeps going.
>He doesn't stop until its head is completely gone, reduced to a black stain on his hand. Only then does he stand back up and crush its chest under his boot, eliminating the pesky bastard for good. That demon isn't coming back for a good while.
>The juggernaut turns to face the survivor once more, his inexpressive glare intimidating the pint-sized worker drone, who shivers like a small animal backed into a corner.
>At first, he felt furious at himself. A sudden burst of emotion unlike anything he had ever felt before had overtaken him. For the first time, it wasn't fury, or frustration, or sadness, but something else entirely, a glitch, perhaps?
>Whatever it was, he wasn't ever supposed to feel that way towards anything. He's loved many before, but never like this. ...But then he began to feel unsure, what if it's normal? What if nothing's wrong with him? What if he IS supposed to feel this way? Hell, even Jones himself is a hopeless romantic, and he's the most juggernaut juggernaut to ever do it! Then again, he always was a bit kooky...
>"To hell with it." He thinks to himself. "So what if I've gone mad? All that matters is... Whatever has come over me... I like feeling this way."
>He has made his choice. He kneels in front of the little lady and speaks.
>"You're coming with me."
No.244784
Anonymous
Replies:>>244787
Image:175175413451.png(297kB, 771x577)YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.png
>>244783
YEAHHHHH I LOVE ITTTTTTT
No.244785
Anonymous
Replies:>>244786
Image:175175820832.png(27kB, 809x797)174297099522.png
>gives her big brother N a knee-slapping disassembly dong
No.244786
Anonymous
>>244785
>she originally gave him one that dangled halfway down his thigh
>but she added another inch every time he complained
No.244787
Anonymous
>>244784
Masqy…
No.244788
Anonymous
Replies:>>244792
No.244789
Anonymous
>>244782
why is she so perfect bros
No.244790
Anonymous
my DD GF likes to bite my head whenever we're laying down cuddling. it's never hard enough to really hurt, but she can fit her mouth around nearly a quarter of my entire head. should I be worried about this behavior?
No.244791
Anonymous
Replies:>>244793
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>>244790
Only a quarter of your head? Mine can fit a watermelon in her mouth.
No.244792
Anonymous
Replies:>>245034
Image:175176237037.png(16kB, 840x834)the warrior.png
>>244719
>>244788
Did this for the lulz
No.244793
Anonymous
>>244791
it's possible she's just not going all the way
No.244794
Anonymous
Replies:>>244796
>>244790
Yeah, you should. What if she sneezes?
No.244795
Anonymous
Oil tastes pretty good, I can see why DD's like it so much.
No.244796
Anonymous
>>244794
not really a problem since she doesn't have a nose
No.244797
Anonymous
Molly's cottoncandy flavored clussy!
No.244798
Anonymous
>>244797
dumbass. her pubes look like cotton candy, she's strawberry flavored
No.244799
Anonymous
Image:175176647498.png(28kB, 184x180)Alas! A cornucopia of love!.png
>>244683
>"SON OF A BITCH, IT WAS UZI!" Rebecca yelled, slamming her fist on Negev's bed. Startled, Negev dropped her crayon and Emily dropped her head.
>"Robo-Je-... Jiminy, Rebecca!" Emily shot back up, having picked her head back up, and "nodded" with approval of Negev catching herself as she climbed back onto the foot of the bed. "I was drawing something!" she said as she put the in-progress drawing and her crayons on her nightstand.
>"I JUST realized Uzi was the unpopular purple kid who killed me!" Rebecca said as she rose to her waist stump. "That little pile of Hot Topic vomit...!"
>"What took you so long?" Emily asked. "I figured it out after a couple months."
>"I just... I don't like thinking about it..." Rebecca sighed.
>"You know, meeting you two has been a great motivator for me," Negev said, before snatching up a bug she noticed out of the corner of her eye. "I'm not just protecting everyone from Mother, I'm avenging you too," she said through a mouthful of bug.
>"It's not that, weirdo." Rebecca tapped the tips of her index fingers together-a nervous habit she developed when she was alive. "I was a foster kid. My parents were killed when I was a baby-pretty sure your dad did it." Negev hung her head in shame. "Don't be like that, it's not your fault. Anyway, I never really got to, like, bond with my foster parents, and I always wanted to know what my real parents were like..." Rebecca's shoulders fell. "I wanted to ask around for people who knew them, but I never had the time, like, with school and stuff, and I didn't know where to begin, and..." Rebecca's fingers started tapping together again, as she looked down at the spectral oil pooled around her bleeding stump. "When I was dying, I was kinda hoping I'd get to see them now... but I'm still here..." Rebecca said, her voice breaking.
>Negev swallowed the bug she'd been chewing on. "Do you want a hug? I wouldn't be able to really feel it, but..."
>"Fine..." Rebecca sniffled. She scooted over to Negev, who felt something cold come even closer to her. "It'll be like when I follow a boy around, you won't feel me but you can hold me..."
>After a moment considering how to go about this, Negev leaned over to her intangible friend and awkwardly wrapped her arms around the very cold empty space she felt before pulling Rebecca in. Bands of coldness crossed Negev's shoulders as Rebecca hugged her back.
>"Ohmigosh, you're so warm..." Rebecca mumbled.
>"To be honest, I needed this too," Negev sighed. "For most of my life, the only times I'd ever been hugged were when I got visits from family, and half the time I was too zonked out to remember anything." Negev closed her eyes. "I just wanna be held..."
>"You friggin' crybaby..." Rebecca chuckled. "When I was alive I'd, like, have recorded that for blackmail." Negev felt the bands of coldness grow colder as Rebecca "held" her tighter. "But now I like that you're a drama queen. Drama queens are fun."
>"Um, guys?" Emily asked. "Can I... can I join in?" Negev opened her eyes to see Emily clutching her head tighter against her chest, her arms crossed over her hardhat. "Rebecca got me thinking about my own parents, and how I wish I could do more for them, and..."
>"Sure," Negev grunted. She turned out her hands, and felt a round void of cold-Emily's head-enter it. Shortly after, Emily's body laid down next to her.
>"You guys are the best..." Negev half-whispered.
...
>Beretta and Jane walked away from Khan and Nori's guest bedroom, now Negev's bedroom-and the bizarre scene they saw from its doorway.
>"What was she doing?" Jane asked.
>Beretta sighed. "I don't know, man. I don't know."
No.244800
Anonymous
>>244795
Olive oil
No.244801
Anonymous
Replies:>>244802
>True /md/ Fact: Jane the dronesexual failgirl, and John the poorly-disguised human, are not Jane the war veteran and John the evil researcher. Most drones are too dumb to spot the difference, but not all. Their replacements made the mistake of not finishing the originals off. It will be their downfall.
No.244802
Anonymous
>>244801
Which one is which?
No.244803
Anonymous
>N shrinking every time J insults him, nanites transferring a bit of his size to J
>J's attitude becoming more and more domineering as she begins to tower above N, insulting him more because his size makes him a less effective employee
>N trying to find comfort in V only for V to take advantage of their size difference and constantly rape him
No.244804
Anonymous
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No.244805
Anonymous
>>244803
Poor bastard
No.244806
Anonymous
>>244803
>Size stealing via humiliation
Weird sex thing but alright.
No.244807
Anonymous
Image:175177207418.png(193kB, 1000x1300)Whoops no bonnie.png
Sorry jane, you get no bonnie
No.244808
Anonymous
Who needs their dronussy ate?
No.244809
Anonymous
>>244807
CYN NO
No.244810
Anonymous
>>244807
We outta bonnies
No.244811
Anonymous
Image:175177467263.jpg(313kB, 1580x1940)4stupid0fox5.jpg
>>244754
ok...
No.244812
Anonymous
Replies:>>244814
>>244799
bittersweet and cute
No.244813
Anonymous
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>>244807
kek
No.244814
Anonymous
>>244812
Thanks
No.244815
Anonymous
boy I sure hope the slowdown is because American anons are spending the holiday weekend with their families
No.244816
Anonymous
Replies:>>244852
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No.244817
Anonymous
Replies:>>244819
>>244815
Boy I sure hope you have a life outside of these threads.
No.244818
Anonymous
>You hear a distant "Chippi chippi chappa chappa."
No.244819
Anonymous
Replies:>>244820
>>244817
someone's a lil grumpy gus
No.244820
Anonymous
Replies:>>244821
>>244819
No, I'm just a concerned citizen looking out for his fellow man.
No.244821
Anonymous
Replies:>>244822
>>244820
uh huh. well I was building 30mm/ms up till now and was surprised there weren't more posts while I was away
No.244822
Anonymous
>>244821
Saturday evening.
People are either out with friends, playing vidya or sleeping.
No.244823
Anonymous
>>244815
It wouldn't bother me so much if the no-lifers didn't devolve into a human circlejerk every time there was a lull.
No.244824
Anonymous
do you guys' drones have any body mods? any you recommend?
No.244825
Anonymous
>>244727
Geneuinely 10/10 perspective and pose
No.244826
Anonymous
>>244823
cry more
No.244827
Anonymous
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>>244746
No.244828
Anonymous
Replies:>>244833
>>244827
uh oh, somebody's cranky cause he stayed up past his bedtime
No.244829
Anonymous
Replies:>>244833
Image:175177752410.gif(17kB, 220x220)vuknok.gif
>>244827
>>244823
Baby man
No.244830
Anonymous
Replies:>>244832
>>244795
I know right?
No.244831
Anonymous
>>244815
The threads have...FALLEN! Bilions must go...touch grass! IT'S ANNUDA SHOAH!!!
No.244832
Anonymous
>>244830
either you're workers that need the patch or humans about to be very poisoned
No.244833
Anonymous
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>>244828
Nigga it says 'she' is a ratman that's literally gay you fag in a river in Egypt😭🙏
Technically all janefags are fags considering jane was originally male btw
>>244829
23 isn't me, meds now
No.244834
Anonymous
>>244833
Why do you get off at being an annoying ass every thread
No.244835
Anonymous
Image:175177817813.gif(5.29MB, 374x374)174518851529.gif
>Anon, what are you doing still made out of flesh? Corporate wants you plushified immediately!
No.244836
Anonymous
Replies:>>244845
>>244799
good Negev ghost therapy green
No.244837
Anonymous
Image:175177840332.png(76kB, 840x797)IMG_7473.png
>>244833
pills then bed. now.
No.244838
Anonymous
>>244835
I already did one here: >>244702
No.244839
Anonymous
>>244835
Corporate promoted me to plushfucker today, actually.
No.244840
Anonymous
>>244815
....Anon I'm an American.
Also phones exist
No.244841
Anonymous
Replies:>>244842
Quit bickering and start Lickering
> pic of two anons making out
No.244842
Anonymous
Replies:>>244843
Image:175177957303.png(240kB, 458x600)172747888417.png
>>244841
okee
No.244843
Anonymous
>>244842
Jane and Y being a thing got forgotten too quickly
No.244844
Anonymous
Image:175178062688.jpg(146kB, 815x761)Impastaa.jpg
>Hey, Cherry have you seen Masqy also you look different?
No.244845
Anonymous
No.244846
Anonymous
>>244797
Well, every night Buddy gets to taste her "cottoncandy," and he hasn't complained yet.
No.244847
Anonymous
We eepy hours?
No.244848
Anonymous
Image:175178297695.png(103kB, 640x379)Go to bed.png
>>244847
me rn
No.244849
Anonymous
Replies:>>244866
>>244799
Awesome green.
No.244850
Anonymous
>>244803
>N trying to find comfort in V only for V to take advantage of their size difference and constantly rape him
No, I'm serious, WHAT does this little faggot expect from a psycho bitch whose only remnant of his old good V is the desire to fuck him?
No.244851
Anonymous
>>244807
Holy kek.
No.244852
Anonymous
Replies:>>244853
>>244816
J has a competitor, she will have to fight.
No.244853
Anonymous
Image:175178462066.jpg(52kB, 386x386)1518449369560.jpg
>>244852
She can fight if she wants, but she won't win.
No.244854
Anonymous
>>244815
Yesterday I spent the whole day at work playing Sims 2. I created myself and then built an android girl whom I married and then fucked, but since I was already on the verge of dying of old age, I created a second android girl, and after my Sim died I had a lesbian wedding between my two androids and made them have sex twice a day. At the end of the work day I adopted a human baby.

It was fun and I even got paid.
No.244855
Anonymous
Replies:>>244857
Image:175178567448.jpg(94kB, 826x1200)GYSzcQOWUAEuIUm.jpeg
>>244853
Who said a little stinky gremlin could compete with J? The only competitors for J are V.
No.244857
Anonymous
Image:175178592963.jpg(91kB, 581x600)1436195745927.jpg
>>244855
You don't seem to understand. There is no competition. N is my property.
No.244858
Anonymous
>>244847
yes
I tried drawing earlier but I couldn’t, too eepy. Sorry.
too busy thinking about … cores….. uuu… erotic….
fictional robots (and some times alienes) with little walking hearts… uuuuuu…. Get oin my Mouth now i will suck like jawbreaker
No.244859
Anonymous
Nooooooo
No.244860
Anonymous
>>244847
Nah I woked up
No.244861
Anonymous
Goodnight, American anon.
No.244862
Anonymous
Okay, since there's no one here, I'll tell an anecdote:
>An American, a Hindu and a Russian went to Hell
>The devil met them and said:
>"All those who get here, I give them a chance to go to Heaven."
>And pulls out a big whip
>"If you can take three strokes without screaming, I'll let you go! You can defend yourself with whatever you want."
>The first to come out was the American
>"What do you want to defend yourself with?"
>The American took a large granite stone
>"I'm ready!"
>The devil swung the first time and... the stone shattered. The second time, and the American screamed like a madman....
>"Next," said the Devil
>An Indian came out
>"What are you going to defend yourself with?"
>"Nothing!" - "I've been doing yoga for 80 years, and in meditation, my body doesn't feel pain."
>"Okay."
>First punch. Hindu: "Ommm..."
>Second punch. Hindu: "Ommm..."
>Third stroke. Hindu: "Ommm..."
>"Damn. Nobody's ever taken three strokes before." - said Devil. - "Well, you're free to go to Paradise."
>"No," said the Hindu, "I want to stay and watch. In all the anecdotes, the Russians win. I want to see how he does it this time."
>"All right, stay. So, what do you think you'll defend yourself with?" - Devil said to the Russian
>"What to defend myself with - the Indian, of course..."
No.244863
Anonymous
>>244862
I can't believe Doll would do this...
No.244866
Anonymous
No.244867
Anonymous
Image:175180679724.jpg(124kB, 850x942)Plot twist.jpg
So John was Molli father in Molly z? What a twist. Next you're going to tell me Molly and Molli will make out.
No.244868
Anonymous
Replies:>>244869
>"Who the heck are you supposed to be"
>"Who the hell am I? Why I'm Serial Designation N of course"
>"Bite me! N's over there, you look nothing like him and you're a girl"
>"Hun, there are 26 letters in the alphabet, you think there isn't repetition within Cyn's thousands of uncloned dissasemblers?
No.244869
Anonymous
>>244868
>Every copy of N is personalised.
No.244870
Anonymous
always be wary when buying a used drone, guys. the secondhand drone shop where I work has me and a few other employees to vet their new stock before it ever hits the storefront, but enough customers have chewed me out that I know firsthand you can't catch everything 100 percent of the time (not to mention there are a few places that barely bother vetting their drones at all.)
you'd think all we had to worry about was improperly maintained sex drones but nasty as that is it's always obvious. what can be tricky to spot is when the drones have been modified to suit someone's fetishes. now, plenty of them are obvious. chubby drones, bottom-heavy drones, muscle drones– but a lot of them look stock standard or only lightly modded. you'll think you've got a fairly normal drone on your hands– and then you start testing 'em and shit gets weird real quick.
No.244871
Anonymous
Image:175181197618.jpg(41kB, 460x308)zegz.jpg
>>244870
It's even sweeter.
No.244872
Anonymous
>>244862
Huhuhu
No.244873
Anonymous
Image:175181666615.png(639kB, 900x900)173748689416.png
Post Lizzy suffering
No.244874
Anonymous
No.244875
Anonymous
No.244876
Anonymous
>>244835
cuddledrones with soft, padded plushy plating instead of hard plastic and metal
No.244877
Anonymous
Image:175181907139.jpg(2.64MB, 3024x4032)IMG_1057.jpeg
Found this and I couldn’t
No.244878
Anonymous
Image:175181929797.jpg(682kB, 954x1360)Retro.jpg
No.244879
Anonymous
>>244877
Chicken breats? CHICKEN JOCKEY
No.244880
Anonymous
Replies:>>244881
Image:175181935410.png(206kB, 800x800)92FS.png
>>244877
Wait until you hear about this.
No.244881
Anonymous
No.244882
Anonymous
So really why the silence
No.244883
Anonymous
Mall cop Molly
No.244884
Anonymous
Replies:>>244898
>>244883
Not as harmless as it sounds considering DDs actually know how to utilize ninja stars and other mall cop weaponry.
No.244885
Anonymous
Replies:>>244887
Image:175182182768.png(1.55MB, 3706x2276)Akita and S.png
It may seem funny to sneak up on your neko-drones and put solver sapiens behind them, but please remember that you are causing them a lot of undue stress just for laughs.
No.244886
Anonymous
Replies:>>244888
Image:175182195645.jpg(134kB, 1000x1488)IMG_1062.jpeg
>>244883
No.244887
Anonymous
>>244885
Yeah, it's rude to Akita to keep using her as prank material. Imagine how she feels knowing that there's a drone who's deathly afraid of the mere sight of her.
No.244888
Anonymous
Replies:>>244939
>>244883
>>244886
>MOLL COLL
>DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T!
No.244889
Anonymous
Image:175182298458.jpg(184kB, 1048x719)1722800132576593.jpg
Sex with Enn!
No.244890
Anonymous
>>244887
She’s a lil’ person
No.244891
Anonymous
>>244890
Weighs as much as a bag of tennis balls. You can pick her up and hold her up to things.
No.244892
Anonymous
Replies:>>244894
>>244887
Why S scared of the keet
No.244893
Anonymous
No.244894
Anonymous
>>244892
she has a bizarre misunderstanding of the term "SKeet shooting"
No.244895
Anonymous
Replies:>>244896
Image:175182443396.jpg(97kB, 1076x792)Boo.jpg
No.244896
Anonymous
No.244897
Anonymous
>>244891
>Taking Akita to the zoo and just lifting her up to get the best view of the exhibits
>Needing to get something out of an inconveniently high cabinet so you pick her up and have her find it for you
No.244898
Anonymous
Replies:>>244900
Image:175182596500.jpg(198kB, 1583x1080)08KJ85BSLWK1PZTQPX6Y-4185007888.jpg
>>244884
Wouldn't Molly's "mall cop" weaponry be more like stuff from the magic/prank shop, but much higher impact? Like a handbuzzer that's actually a tazer or a springloaded boxing glove that hits like a rubber bullet?
No.244899
Anonymous
Image:175182625216.jpg(123kB, 1079x1205)Streaming goals.jpg
>even with a solver genie, i don't think Molli with her new body and her streams will get more popular.
No.244900
Anonymous
No.244901
Anonymous
Replies:>>244913
>>244897
Imagine.
No.244902
Anonymous
Image:175182714037.jpg(32kB, 679x367)20250706_133743.jpg
PWEASE WIQUIDATOWS I'M JUST A SIWWY WITTWE SOWVER SAPIEN! PWEASE WET ME GO!
No.244903
Anonymous
/md/ feels slower than usual.

Is everything all right?
No.244904
Anonymous
Replies:>>244910
drone shoplifters are the worst because instead of hiding stuff in their pockets and clothes they just fucking swallow it to retrieve later
No.244905
Anonymous
Replies:>>244984
Image:175182789359.jpg(1.12MB, 1527x2160)Yes it's SAMOSBOR.jpeg
>>244902
Kek.

With those red lenses and the cool gear they look more like VSOTF, to me the liquidators are more like this dude, although there should definitely be more specialized units within the ranks of the liquidators.
No.244906
Anonymous
>>244903
Mein sleep schexuke is levitating
No.244907
Anonymous
do you think there are drones that are like furries but for humans so they wear weird cartoony costumes of their human OCs?
No.244908
Anonymous
>>244903
Autism is waning. Yes, sure, it mostly works like a wave, rising some days and falling others, but the trend is constant - without the support of a stream of "canonical" content, everything is on the decline.

Just do as I do and wait for Liam's new show and don't make doompost, a lot of anons really don't like that.
No.244909
Anonymous
>>244907
Anon, the specialist has already confirmed all your most terrible theories:
>>244870
No.244910
Anonymous
>>244904
Try being security, every fucking day I have to shove my arm - to the fucking shoulder into a drone. Every fucking day. I swear some of them like it. It's only a matter of time before one bites.
No.244911
Anonymous
>>244907
Cyn costume is very realistic.
No.244912
Anonymous
>>244902
I have an idea
No.244913
Anonymous
>>244897
>>244901
> you know i have wings and long tentacles, right?
No.244914
Anonymous
Replies:>>244915
Image:175182933999.jpg(121kB, 1500x1000)Oreo-Star-Wars-Cookie-FT-BLOG0524-01-7816e20aa7264c24b90c23a31821709a.jpg
>>244877
Beretta snacks
No.244915
Anonymous
>>244914
>The sequel trilogy characters are small and out of the way instead of the focus with only one each
It's incredible just how bad they fucked up with something that was total shlock by design to begin with
No.244916
Anonymous
Replies:>>244921
Image:175182999488.png(889kB, 800x1200)Spoiler image
No.244917
Anonymous
when I finished frying up some chicken for the 4th of July cookout I was having on Friday my drone walked up and just chugged all the leftover oil as I looked on in horror. didn't even wait for it to cool down.
No.244918
Anonymous
Replies:>>245078
Video:175183032387.mp4(1.58MB / 0:00:08 / avc1, 720x720)174464645132.mp4
>>244873
No.244919
Anonymous
Image:175183036506.png(1.59MB, 2569x10000)Admin rights.png
>V could have avoided this unfortunate situation if she hadn’t crossed the fundamental law of the Murder Drones universe by going against Uzi.

I am back with more of Doll’s day out. Now with less Doll because it is the aftermath of the story. The whole admin rights thing from the end of Episode 5 does make me wonder what Uzi could theoretically have N and V do based on what we saw Cyn do. Fortunately, Uzi isn’t as malicious as Cyn.
No.244920
Anonymous
>>244908
>Autism is waning.

oh, ok. We've all been there.
No.244921
Anonymous
Image:175183057560.jpg(64kB, 500x462)Spoiler image
>>244916
No.244922
Anonymous
No.244923
Anonymous
Uzi has daddy issues up the ass
No.244924
Anonymous
Replies:>>244931
Image:175183159746.jpg(116kB, 791x449)tumblr_4ef4c7c69ce34112b4aa5ec4a0f84119_57adb9c6_1280.jpg
>>244923
So does Lizzy. Her dad is just completely dead inside, that can't be good for a child.
No.244925
Anonymous
>>244919
> put the fucking maid outfit on, V
No.244926
Anonymous
>>244923
That's not the only thing she's gonna have up her ass
No.244927
Anonymous
>>244919
kek. V should just be thankful Uzi didn't decide to get more creative
No.244928
Anonymous
>>244919
>V pretending to not enjoy it as if she won't overheat and crash if Uzi calls her a good little maid
No.244929
Anonymous
Replies:>>244932
>>244910
Anon, I have bad news, but there's a thread on dronechan in /d/ dedicated to humans sticking their hand inside drone through mouths, and I bet there's a video with you in there.

Don't ask me why I know it, I'm on the internet at least 12 hours a day, I know a lot of weird shit.
No.244930
Anonymous
>>244919
Awesome work, anon, as always.

>Fortunately, Uzi isn’t as malicious as Cyn.
Yes, she is much worse.
No.244931
Anonymous
No.244932
Anonymous
>>244929
remember the threadshitter that would spam the video of a Juggernaut sticking both his arms into a DD's mouth and ripping them in half?
god he was annoying
No.244933
Anonymous
>>244932
those SFM models were so jank
No.244934
Anonymous
Video:175183403347.mp4(4.84MB / 0:01:06 / avc1, 1280x720)Awakening.mp4
It’s finally done. This short animation took way longer than expected also small lore drop inside.
No.244935
Anonymous
Replies:>>244936
>>244910
great, now you reminded me of the Marcy's MegaMall green
...
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT??
No.244936
Anonymous
Replies:>>244949
Image:175183482323.jpg(1.25MB, 1788x1378)IMG_6509.jpeg
>>244935
No.244937
Anonymous
>>244934
well the opening was eerie, I'll give you that
No.244938
Anonymous
>>244923
How far?
No.244939
Anonymous
No.244940
Anonymous
>>244934
Freakish
No.244941
Anonymous
Replies:>>244946
>>244934
high effort strawberry?
No.244942
Anonymous
Bodybuilder Drones?
No.244943
Anonymous
>>244932
this is why jones is hardware banned from dronechan
No.244944
Anonymous
drones that build bodies
No.244945
Anonymous
Replies:>>244947
lizzy has no bitches...
No.244946
Anonymous
>>244941
More like greentext/lore accurate Strawberry.
No.244947
Anonymous
Replies:>>244950
>>244945
True, since Lizzy is the bitch of V
No.244948
Anonymous
>>244891
So you're saying we could yeet the keet several feet?
No.244949
Anonymous
Replies:>>244991
>>244936
THE LAST PART WAS 4
THEN IT JUST STOPPED
No.244950
Anonymous
>>244947
You say that like V doesn't lay there like a dead fish when she and Lizzy have immoral makeout sessions, out of fear of what she'd do to Lizzy if she got going because she has no self-control.
No.244951
Anonymous
Replies:>>244956
>Not long after the fateful meeting on Trappist-H, the human representatives wanted to arrange a meeting on Copper-9 with the so-called "Supreme Empress"
>Uzi immediately panicked
>She need a palace, and she needed one fast
>Thinking quickly, Uzi used one of N's Lego MOCs as a model and immediately started tearing up the ruined city to make her "palace"
No.244952
Anonymous
>>244944
For more Drones?
No.244953
Anonymous
Replies:>>244957
>>244952
probably, the alternative is very gross
No.244954
Anonymous
Replies:>>244959
Alice had a shotgun wedding with Anon and live streamed it to DroneChan
No.244956
Anonymous
>>244951
>the end result is clearly a bunch of rubble held together by eldritch meat
>in short, an accurate depiction of Uzi's emotional state now that the initial power high of becoming a goddess wore off long ago
No.244957
Anonymous
Replies:>>244958
>>244944
>>244952
>>244953
though no living human was around to know it, it was a grave mistake to give drones both the innate desire for human companionship and access to databases of public domain literature wherein they could read Frankenstein
No.244958
Anonymous
>>244957
There's only bones around though.
No.244959
Anonymous
>>244954
since when can you stream on dronechan
No.244961
Anonymous
>I was born in rows of red and green
>Picking fruit for a world that stayed unseen
>Buzzing sounds and burning sky,
>Then silence came — and so did I.
>My skin split wide, a cradle for rot
>A puppet’s grin for the chance I got
>They left me there with soil and flies
>But something else heard my goodbye.

>Whispers through the static call,
>Feeding spores behind the wall
>Hands that bloom with thorns and flame,
>But I never had a real name...

>Only one thing I want and beg,
>Eternal resting in the grave.
>Sky demons and screams of horrors,
>Quite the eldritch lore and terror.
>They call me Strawberry, but that name’s fake,
>I’m the parasite you can’t unmake.
>Let me rot, or let me reign—
>But noone sees my pain.

>Every breath I take ain’t mine
>It's borrowed time with venom vines
>Dripping red like harvest wine
>But nothing sweet survives this spine.
>Roots in lungs and eyes like glass
>I beg for sleep that will not pass
>The farm is gone, the sun decayed
>Now I haunt what I once made.

>Rust and thistle, static rain
>Wires bloom from every vein
>Dig me deep or let me burn,
>But I won’t die 'til stars all turn.

>Only one thing I want and beg,
>Eternal resting in the grave.
>Sky demons and screams of horrors,
>Quite the eldritch lore and terror.
>They call me Strawberry, but that name’s fake,
>I’m the parasite you can’t unmake.
>Let me rot, or let me reign—
>But noone sees my pain.
No.244962
Anonymous
>>244956
>inb4 the Palace never stopped growing and in the 42nd century many of the bug drones of the savage wastes of Copper-9 climb walls the great Palace city to reach the throne room, either to pay their respects to their unseen god empress, or to take it for themselves
>few live to escape, none reach the throne room
No.244963
Anonymous
Replies:>>244971
>>244958
bones and mountains of solver flesh
No.244964
Anonymous
Image:175184267412.gif(248kB, 220x233)IMG_8085.gif
>>244958
such is the power of Nagash
BAD TO THE BONE(s)youtube thumb
No.244965
Anonymous
Image:175184351241.jpg(59kB, 600x600)concrete-blocks-1.jpg
>>244956
>At some point Uzi started fabricating giant concrete lego blocks because she was running out of patience with more traditional construction methods
>The more presentable parts of the palace are made from a facade of giant legos over the meat and rubble piles
No.244966
Anonymous
Replies:>>244968
The meat palace and its surrounding complex gradually reshaped itself into a three-pointed star, each wing subconsciously molded to the preferences of Uzi, Cyn & Doll
No.244967
Anonymous
>Empress Uzi rewrites all her anime fanfics to be legally distinct and publishes them under a pseudonym
>Uzi calls the proceeds "The Imperial Treasury"
No.244968
Anonymous
>>244966
>The palace initially looks like a brutalist triskelion because Uzi lacks the skill to make anything more detailed
>Uzi unconsciously mind-melds with N in their sleep and he shares his sick lego master builder skills with Doll and Cyn
No.244969
Anonymous
Image:175184464709.png(1.73MB, 3869x4096)173468564542.png
>buy my N lego
>he seems so happy
>says he 'likes the red ones' before popping a red piece into his mouth and crunching on it like candy
>takes one of the little lego mini figurines and makes screaming noises before roaring like a dinosaur and dropping the figure into his mouth
No.244970
Anonymous
>OH BANANA
No.244971
Anonymous
>>244963
Or just synthetic meat they found in a lab
No.244972
Anonymous
>MOOOOOOOOM AKITA ATE MY LEGOS AGAIN
No.244973
Anonymous
>>244969
Look at that slutty mouth
No.244974
Anonymous
Replies:>>244975
>>244969
>pwastic is oil
>muwdow dwones wuv teh oilz
>wegos awe pwastic
waow!!!
No.244975
Anonymous
>>244974
>oil is made from organic matter subjected to intense heat and pressure
>N grabs (you) and squeezes with his powerful hands, instanly turning you into a splash of oil
>N's long, dextrous tongue licks the (you) oil from his hands and the floor
No.244976
Anonymous
Image:175184587271.jpg(472kB, 1455x1800)1488730290053.jpg
>>244975
>oil is made from organic matter subjected to intense heat and pressure

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenic_petroleum_origin
No.244977
Anonymous
Replies:>>244978
>>244975
>oil is made from organic matter subjected to intense heat and pressure
>J sits on (you) and squeezes with her powerful cheeks, instantly turning you into a splash of oil
>J's plump, jiggly cheeks soak the (you) oil off the floor and grow a few inches
No.244978
Anonymous
>>244977
Sorry, but I'm going directly into making J's thighs thicker and legs longer.
No.244979
Anonymous
Image:175184825940.png(8.03MB, 2836x3610)0al44po3sh8e1.png
less transformation and pseudo vore fetish crap please
No.244980
Anonymous
>>244979
She likes female DDs, and male humans
No.244981
Anonymous
Image:175184848141.png(529kB, 1651x1269)lol.PNG
>>244979
👍
No.244982
Anonymous
>>244979
What are you gonna do about it?
No.244983
Anonymous
So seriously, I feel like we're dead
No.244984
Anonymous
Replies:>>245088
>>244905
So they would look like helghasts?
No.244985
Anonymous
>>244908
I feel like we have too many lurkers.
If you're reading this, say something. Post a Drone.
No.244986
Anonymous
Replies:>>244987
Male /md/ oc penis size chart
No.244987
Anonymous
>>244986
Pavo is biggest
No.244988
Anonymous
>>244987
He needs a big urethra to push out all those babies
No.244989
Anonymous
Image:175185008895.png(425kB, 476x896)Rebecca_(Heartbeat).png
>>244985
No.244990
Anonymous
>>244987
2nd biggest. His little sister made sure no one was every bigger than N. Solver shenanigans ensure that N's penis will always grow to be bigger than anyone in the room.
No.244991
Anonymous
>>244949
Anon died and couldn't continue his log.
No.244992
Anonymous
Image:175185068663.png(148kB, 476x772)Capture.PNG
>>244985
Fun AVRE Fact:

During the Height of the Solver incursion and Beginning of the Reclaimer drones Re-containment of New Talladega's spaceport, Blueprints where made of a Upgrade in the Event of Elsyiums-3 Loss and the secondary worlds being put under threat:

A Specialty Made Autonomy adapter, built for ensuring Humanity's survival in case of a full scale human extinction scenario. This adapter doubled as a bank, Storing and cataloging any Excess data for future use, allowing a drone to create a generation's worth of humans in a worse case scenario or translating contained data into the production of more Sentinel Drones.

Of course, then event never came to be, but the Blueprint was produced in small quality none the less, given to a Special few highly trusted Drones.

...

Avre's 1st anniversary is rapidly approaching.

AVRE Sexo SOON.

I need to draw
No.244993
Anonymous
No.244994
Anonymous
Image:175185112570.png(30kB, 914x581)175150228627.png
>>244979
This anon is correct.
No.244995
Anonymous
>>244994
wheres the femdrone plush
No.244996
Anonymous
Image:175185263824.jpg(18kB, 474x266)08af8ef8.jpg
>>244992
>autonomy
salonanon pls, i love ya but your esl-ness is too strong sometimes
protip: even slightly unsure if you're using the right word in the right context? punch it in google and check the definition and usage

> spoiler
>
No.244997
Anonymous
>>244981
You should get bitten in the fingernails and have them viciously ripped out so you cannot post shit like that again
No.244998
Anonymous
Image:175185300741.jpg(21kB, 640x360)RBY.jpg
>>244995
No.244999
Anonymous
Replies:>>245000
>>244997
They still have fingers. You only tortured them, not fully stopped them from doing it
No.245000
Anonymous
>>244999
the hope is tha anon is capable of learning
which might be a big ask tbf
No.245002
Anonymous
No.245003
Anonymous
Replies:>>245004
>>244995
More importantly, does she feel what the plushie feels?
No.245004
Anonymous
Replies:>>245006
>>245003
Yes.
So if you set it on fire, she will definitely feel the pain of such.
No.245005
Anonymous
Replies:>>245007
Image:175185449363.png(155kB, 500x375)174599439853.png
>>244996
>esl (English as a Second Language)

Anon I hate to say this but I only know English.

Let me be a little Stupid, its enrichment at this point
No.245006
Anonymous
Replies:>>245008
>>245004
Not the first activity I was thinking of tbh.
No.245007
Anonymous
Replies:>>245011
>>244996
Personally I was more offended by the excess capitalisation more than anything.
>>245005
Read more books, you dollop.
No.245008
Anonymous
>>245006
It's better than the first activity you were thinking of.
No.245009
Anonymous
I want MORE
No.245010
Anonymous
>>244994
Say it
No.245011
Anonymous
Replies:>>245012
Image:175185605702.png(82kB, 270x146)F8m0q4dW0AAL_k7.png
>>245007
Having the time to read a book? In this economy?

I joke, but ill try to make my next greens a little more readable, didn't really think it was that noticeable till now.
No.245012
Anonymous
>>245011
TIMBO NOOOO
No.245013
Anonymous
Image:175185744793.png(372kB, 1123x1652)drones.png
>>244995
it does exist, even the other one
No.245014
Anonymous
>>245013
Femdwone kissies!
No.245015
Anonymous
>>245014
>>245013
Femdrone bimboification!
No.245016
Anonymous
Replies:>>245017
>>245015
Femdrone in a micro-bikini
No.245017
Anonymous
Replies:>>245018
>>245014
>>245015
>>245016
maledrone! apprehend these anons, they are going to cause workplace accidents!
No.245018
Anonymous
Replies:>>245019
>>245017
>Implying I don't do that already by leaving my plasma torch next to the drive engines every lunch break.
No.245019
Anonymous
Replies:>>245020
>>245018
Lunch for WHAT
No.245020
Anonymous
Image:175185965524.jpg(35kB, 475x585)173507244238.jpg
>>245019
Lunch for me teehee
No.245021
Anonymous
Replies:>>245026
>>244967
>her parents, N, V, Thad, and (after some nudging from Doll) Lizzy are actually buying copies of her legally distinct fanfics in bulk to juice the sales numbers, to keep Uzi from spiraling
No.245022
Anonymous
Image:175186026213.jpg(90kB, 704x872)Spoiler image
Don't open.
No.245023
Anonymous
【Kasane Teto】Touch Tone Telephone【SynthV Cover】+SVPyoutube thumb
I HC that Abby would be a conspiracy theorist and this is how she feels trying to convince everyone else that Jane and Bonnie are terrible at their jobs
No.245024
Anonymous
Image:175186108544.jpg(277kB, 500x366)1463936621382.jpg
>>245022
No.245025
Anonymous
>>245022
>Her smile and optimism: gone.
No.245026
Anonymous
>>245021
>There is a small, but dedicated following of Uzi's literature on the human vassal colony
>Uzi tried to export copies to the Trappist system but the freighter got lost
No.245027
Anonymous
>>245013
Femdrone plushie goes in the crazy box
Maledrone plushie receives a coffee and a neckrub because he clearly needs it
No.245028
Anonymous
Replies:>>245033
Image:175186158051.jpg(139kB, 2048x2048)57e295047be5025c374dff708b1f8d30.jpeg
lood oogi
No.245029
Anonymous
Image:175186159133.jpg(172kB, 2048x2048)d49359b3b5e2a7f71069fe674312e79d.jpeg
No.245030
Anonymous
Replies:>>245031
>>245013
Do the other drawfags have plushies?
No.245031
Anonymous
>>245030
Drawfag OC's? Yes
Drawfags Persona's/self inserts? not unless they've included them in their art alot.
No.245032
Anonymous
The molli plush has a built in onahole... I don't know how to feel about this
No.245033
Anonymous
No.245034
Anonymous
>>244792
>Be you
>Frequent Drone fight clubs
>Find out one is going to have "The Champ" on display
>The best Drone gladiator in the world supposedly
>Can't wait to see what he's like, have heard of his mythical feats like taking on several DDs at once and beating them all
>He comes out the gates
>...What the fuck is this?
>It's a WD with a pickaxe
>You want your money back
>Suddenly he looks at you
>You see this look in his eyes
>The only word behind those eyes is "KILL"
>In that moment, you realize the stories are true
Siegius Arena - Stage (Wave 1) Music Extendedyoutube thumb
No.245035
Anonymous
>>244967
>from Uzi's mind palace, Doll had a front row seat to Uzi filing the serial numbers off her fanfics
>her pleas to edit them-rewrite them entirely if need be-to make them actually serviceable stories fell on deaf ears
No.245036
Anonymous
Replies:>>245051
Image:175186290824.png(991kB, 1414x2000)1.png
I will proceed to share comic...
Oopsie
No.245037
Anonymous
Replies:>>245051
Image:175186293522.png(809kB, 1414x2000)2.png
No.245038
Anonymous
Replies:>>245051
Image:175186295875.png(1.14MB, 1414x2000)3.png
No.245039
Anonymous
Replies:>>245051
Image:175186297296.png(808kB, 1414x2000)4.png
No.245040
Anonymous
Replies:>>245051
Image:175186298654.png(884kB, 1414x2000)5.png
No.245041
Anonymous
Replies:>>245051
Image:175186300058.png(973kB, 1414x2000)6.png
No.245042
Anonymous
Replies:>>245051
Image:175186301330.png(979kB, 1414x2000)7.png
No.245043
Anonymous
Replies:>>245051
Image:175186302706.png(870kB, 1414x2000)8.png
No.245044
Anonymous
Replies:>>245051
Image:175186304065.png(841kB, 1414x2000)9.png
No.245045
Anonymous
Image:175186309056.png(827kB, 1414x2000)10.png
and done, fun lil thingy
yipe
I was laughing when drawing the dumb stupid faces of the drones
No.245046
Anonymous
>>244981
have I seen this artstyle before
No.245047
Anonymous
>>245045
u nasty
No.245048
Anonymous
Replies:>>245050
Femanon you are deeply disturbing and upsetting to me
No.245049
Anonymous
No.245050
Anonymous
Replies:>>245176
>>245048
Every new fetish she gets is worse then the last, I just wish she wouldn't share it with us, at least NSFW it.
No.245052
Anonymous
Image:175186362982.jpg(29kB, 289x450)450.jpg
No.245053
Anonymous
Video:175186382698.mp4(3.86MB / 0:00:14 / avc1, 480x480)srdylanarg.v2_1746436967186.mp4
>>245051
I like writing and drawing psychological horror
No.245054
Anonymous
Replies:>>245055
I purchased a drone for every day of the week. Serial Designation's monday to sunday. I fucking hate monday.
No.245055
Anonymous
Replies:>>245058
>>245054
Monday is a whiney bitch isn't it
No.245056
Anonymous
>>245053
Does a fetish count as psychological horror
No.245057
Anonymous
Image:175186451443.jpg(86kB, 1000x563)1ciq40cl7_Blank_67f41e074889eb3a3b0b2547ca65cea5.jpg
>>245045
No.245058
Anonymous
>>245055
Absolutely.
No.245059
Anonymous
Replies:>>245063
>>245045
I mean it's good, you could've made it worse tho, but I guess making it worse would eliminate the fact that in a twisted way N still loves her
So sad crying anons don't understand some good love
No.245060
Anonymous
>>245045
When Uzi breaks and Cyn gets to take over again, she's going to have such sights to show her brother.
No.245061
Anonymous
Replies:>>245062
Image:175186530497.jpg(62kB, 850x478)Eldritch Strawberry.jpg
Fuck, my file got corrupted now i have to re-model this abomination.
No.245062
Anonymous
>>245061
That's why you save every 5 seconds and do a back-uo every so often
No.245063
Anonymous
Image:175186553443.png(690kB, 2327x2091)THE EVIL STARE.png
>>245059
YOU GET IT!!! (≡^∇^≡)
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UNDERSTANDING IT
This N might be a comically evil, devious fuck. But he still cares about Uzi, in a twisted/fucked up way
No.245064
Anonymous
Image:175186553937.png(105kB, 710x849)174660627643.png
My Beloved
No.245065
Anonymous
Image:175186579782.jpg(35kB, 736x736)1704677019470865.jpg
>>245063
>This N might be a comically evil, devious fuck.
Where on earth did the femanons who visit this place get this idea from? I remember when we made fun of Oil rig for saying this.
No.245066
Anonymous
Replies:>>245079
>>245065
>this N
>OOC N
Canon N is still a lovely goober, but it's just fun to write it just a lil evil
No.245067
Anonymous
>>244862
I laughed. Got me.
No.245068
Anonymous
Replies:>>245070
>>245065
>the femanons who visit this place
it’s really just vicious. izz and blu and nuke and everyone else portray a normal N
No.245069
Anonymous
Replies:>>245098
>>245045
>kill me
>no
kek'd
No.245070
Anonymous
Replies:>>245074
>>245068
Blu?
Also… Izz
No.245071
Anonymous
>>245053
So do I but thy doesn’t mean I introduce it into every facet of my story ffs
No.245072
Anonymous
>>245045
good fucking lord. I mean, Jesus fuck femanon
No.245073
Anonymous
Replies:>>245079
>>245065
She is talking about the comic version retard, not the canon N
No.245074
Anonymous
>>245070
blu is akita’s creator
No.245075
Anonymous
>>244992
so you're telling me avre has an upgrade purpose-built for being constantly bred to the point of birthing an entire generation of humans? sign me the fuck up
No.245077
Anonymous
I'm impressed that even one anon is affected by the comic, its not really that bad, are these new anons that just arrived? If so, welcome I guess
No.245078
Anonymous
Replies:>>245081
>>244918
Damn man. Fuck.
No.245079
Anonymous
Image:175186653847.jpg(58kB, 636x607)Evil Hamburgers.jpg
>>245066
>>245073
yeah but isnt it just sorta weird to do this, with this character?
It would be like making evil edgy Barney, like this meme. It's so out of character, I don't know why Vicious doesn't just make it an OC. Clearly its because she wants to have N do these things, but wouldn't it make more sense to have Uzi (an already sorta weirdo) do this to the too naive and nice N?
No.245080
Anonymous
>>245077
>make shockbait grossout comic
>anons are shocked and grossed out
what reaction were you expecting?
No.245081
Anonymous
Image:175186666188.jpg(153kB, 2048x922)Lizzy was here.jpg
>>245078
Reminder that Lizzy is taking Doll's corpse to school (putting it in the desk on her left, where Doll used to sit) and back home after (where she sets it up at the table under a shroud, like Doll did with her parents).
If that isn't a guilty conscience I don't know what is.
No.245082
Anonymous
Replies:>>245085
SentinElf but she has great big dumbo ears
No.245083
Anonymous
>>245079
No
These type of things are created for a reason, most of the time just to have harmless fun and that is okay, there is no need to create an OC, people often have OOC V, N, Uzi, J, etc. for fun, and it is pretty fun to read and see
No.245084
Anonymous
Replies:>>245109
>>245079
A common horror trope technique is taking something innocent and twisting it.
No.245085
Anonymous
>>245082
she did not appreciate her tech's april fools prank
he kinda regret it too, those wing bits are not easy reattach
No.245086
Anonymous
Image:175186820944.png(232kB, 847x459)gaylittledroneisbeholdentothemutantslop.png
look guys, a "rone"
ignore the other thing there idk how that got in the pic
No.245087
Anonymous
Image:175186865339.png(75kB, 907x794)Abby mood.png
Abby mood
No.245088
Anonymous
Replies:>>245104
>>244984
Well, the liquidators are a government cleaning service, basically. Cleaning up dangerous and deadly shit that the deadly fuck loves to cause, but still cleaning up, and usually government services are... a bit poor because of bureaucracy and even some neglect, so I created an image of not very presentable liquidators in my head.
No.245089
Anonymous
Replies:>>245090
>>245086
> pelvis triangle light
the thread influence is strong
No.245090
Anonymous
Replies:>>245244
>>245089
the pussy triangle is canon there’s pics of it trust
No.245091
Anonymous
Image:175186910351.jpg(104kB, 409x1143)The only good solver sapien is a dead solver sapien.jpg
I don’t know anything about "Liquidators" but i try drawing one
No.245092
Anonymous
>>244992
YES! I will wait Avre sexo anon, in the name of sentinel drones, in the name of mankind!
No.245093
Anonymous
>>245022
This is what I understand as Russian melancholy.
No.245094
Anonymous
>>245029
Holy lord, but holy kek.
No.245095
Anonymous
>>245045
Holy fucking kek!
No.245096
Anonymous
>>245063
Another addition to my meme collection.
No.245097
Anonymous
>>245065
But she didn't say that it's canon, it's funon, anon.
No.245098
Anonymous
>>245069
This was the final KEK blow.
No.245099
Anonymous
>>245077
This isn't even the weirdest thing anons have created here, and calling it horrible? It seems like they are really newfags.
No.245100
Anonymous
>>245079
Anon, she does it for fun, because she can, and because it's funny, she doesn't have to do what you want.
No.245101
Anonymous
No.245102
Anonymous
>>245087
>Abby saw anon's cock
No.245103
Anonymous
Image:175187126114.png(12kB, 733x271)Interracial Couple.png
No.245104
Anonymous
Replies:>>245107
>>245088
I meant VSOTF
No.245105
Anonymous
No.245106
Anonymous
Image:175187183430.jpg(57kB, 934x893)1702392792190583.jpg
>Femanon reminds me why I should be misogynist to the point of homosexuality
Huh, good thing drones don't count as women
No.245107
Anonymous
>>245104
I think you can use any cool looking gas mask wearing soldiers for VSOTF, including helghasts.
No.245108
Anonymous
Replies:>>245115
>>245106
>Anon hates crazy women.
>Posts crazy woman drone.
Anon...
No.245109
Anonymous
>>245084
Anon if she's trying to do horror and not "author's barely disguised fetish" she has failed horribly. Not saying it bothers me just saying.
No.245110
Anonymous
Replies:>>245114
my stupid FAGGOT drone keeps looking slutty while doing chores (doing dishes) and forcing me to become erect though his FAGGOT psychic waves like a real level 99 gaylord

how do I punish him for his fruitiness
No.245111
Anonymous
Image:175187304173.png(51kB, 712x1853)Murder Drones but N is actually evil.png
>>245106
So true, oomphie!
No.245112
Anonymous
Replies:>>245115
>>245106
Anon, I think that even under the Colombian cocaine, Vicious will be much more prudent than V.
No.245113
Anonymous
i got worker drones on my dick
i got disassembly drones on my dick
i got labor bots on my dick
i got bug drones on my dick
i got mutants on my dick
i got solver sapiens on my dick
i got aliens on my dick
i got h*mans on my dick
No.245114
Anonymous
>>245110
Cuddle on the couch and watch Friends with him. This is not fun to them.
No.245115
Anonymous
Replies:>>245117
Video:175187342403.webm(1,010kB / 0:00:08 / V_VP9, 720x720)174535532414.webm
>>245108
>>245112
Listen, V may be crazy, she may even be a little bit silly and dangerous but she, at the very least is not a fl*sh and blood w*man
No.245116
Anonymous
Replies:>>245119
>>245091
Anon, I understand that you want attention and recognition, but why don't you, instead of posting low-quality drawings every day, spend this time learning how to draw? You yourself understand that this gives you nothing but disgust from anons, just start learning, it's not as difficult as you think.
No.245117
Anonymous
Replies:>>245118
Image:175187365824.png(20kB, 864x589)173241551546.png
>>245115
>at the very least is not a fl*sh and blood w*man
>V
No.245118
Anonymous
Image:175187395214.png(484kB, 2480x1656)172494418317.png
>>245117
I see no skin and no meat
>INB4ribcage and flesh inside
Fake news and solver propaganda, simple as
No.245119
Anonymous
Replies:>>245120
Image:175187414657.jpg(949kB, 1080x1080)bear.jpg
>>245116
Anon, you're replying to someone so low-functioning as to be the human equivalent of a chatbot. You are not the first to tell him(?) to git gud nor will you be the last. He will never improve because he is a social parasite with no desire or capability to improve. Yes, better art could get him more attention, but this creature clearly lacks that level of forward thinking or the ability to defer gratification. He wants attention now, and he will shit out anything he can as quickly as he can for that precious dopamine hit (which you gave to him).
No.245120
Anonymous
Replies:>>245122
>>245119
I'm not telling him to leave, I'm just telling him to start learning. I understand the desire to gain respect that contentfags get, but they get it because they've been practicing their creation skills for a long time, literally spent years on this.

He can stay, it's the anonymous imageboard, but if he really wants to be who he wants to be, he should at least put in the effort.
No.245121
Anonymous
Replies:>>245123
i know you all hate strawberry but i kinda like his 3d stuff, he should spec into that instead of occasionally dropping random obviously traced drawings of his oc to nobody’s applause
No.245122
Anonymous
>>245120
>I'm not telling him to leave, I'm just telling him to start learning.
And I'm telling you, you're wasting your time.
This nigga can't learn.
This nigga won't learn.
You must learn.
No.245123
Anonymous
Replies:>>245128
Image:175187536391.png(142kB, 832x676)2023_04_11_0dr_Kleki.png
>>245121
>Strawberry has gotten farther in 3D Stuff then ive have, despite wanting to pursue it for several years

Unironically one hell of a wakeup call for me ngl

Good for you strawberry
No.245124
Anonymous
Replies:>>245175
I also like Strawberries' 3d stuff. Also I appreciate Vicious' ability to do comics and stick to a story consistently. All contentfags are good contentfags.
No.245125
Anonymous
Image:175187610859.png(360kB, 568x866)174536969123.png
>makes two teams of differently-hued disassembly drones eternally fight inside a box canyon for her amusement
She is so silly.
No.245126
Anonymous
>>245125
The state-designated drones were weirdly competent.
No.245127
Anonymous
Replies:>>245129
>>245125
red is better btw
No.245128
Anonymous
Image:175187672175.jpg(297kB, 1447x1957)@0ffAnh.jpg
imo this negativity toward strawberryanon is unproductive and undeserved

>>245123
you really like them cars
No.245129
Anonymous
Replies:>>245131
Image:175187679418.jpg(30kB, 462x374)Надо же поддержать анонов ёмаё.jpg
>>245127
I completely agree, comrade!
No.245130
Anonymous
Image:175187696586.png(1.27MB, 701x1979)pregnant anne frank.png
>>245128
Nori in that image is very Anne Frank coded
No.245131
Anonymous
>>245129
mgebrother
No.245132
Anonymous
Replies:>>245172
Image:175187732557.png(1.46MB, 2122x2976)Bootleg.png
Damn, I was sleeping alright here's a repost of higher effort art.
No.245133
Anonymous
Image:175187738230.png(307kB, 461x468)pain.png
>>245128
>You really like them cars

Years of Pre-MD funposting and un-checked ADHD/Autism got me latched on to this absolute shitcube of a automobile.

I think its neat, so I use it as a signature sometimes.
No.245134
Anonymous
Replies:>>245135
>>245133
i recognize it from the
> *sirens blaring*
image
from blues brothers, i think
...wait a minute, isn't "blus" the name of that character of yours?
No.245135
Anonymous
Image:175187791181.png(57kB, 158x256)stuff.png
>>245134
Yes.

That name is entirely unrelated from that unfortunately (Stole it from a genuinely schizo JP twitter artist)
No.245137
Anonymous
Replies:>>245193
>>245133
is that a zhiguli
No.245138
Anonymous
Image:175188180817.png(1.01MB, 2388x1668)IMG_8163.png
Empress Uzi’s palace concept
No.245139
Anonymous
Replies:>>245193
Image:175188265860.png(145kB, 1128x832)c07ee69f77063bb18296907c3d76f5e5.png
>>245133
>A foreigner loves Zhiguli
Big Russia has everything you need, comrade, if, of course, you have rubles.
No.245140
Anonymous
>>245091
I like the crossed out symbol on the helmet. A good an idea of understanding what the guy's all about. Drawing's pretty decent for a sketch, too.
No.245142
Anonymous
At this point I'm convinced someone really did just make Twilight but with robots.
No.245143
Anonymous
>>245138
I dig it.
No.245144
Anonymous
>>245138
Where are the cool flames on the sides?
No.245145
Anonymous
Anecdote time!

>Patriots - an American and a Russian - die, and determine them to go to hell
>American:
>"As a patriot I will go to American hell!"
>Russian:
>"As a patriot too, I'll go to Russian hell!"
>Archangel says to them:
>"There's no difference - everywhere you have to eat a sack of shit in the morning..."
>The same Russian and American meet after a while
>They get to talking
>"How's it going in your hell?" - asks the Russian.
>"Everything in American!" - replies the American. - "Whiskey, women, cigars..."
>"But you have to eat a sack of shit in the morning. I'm used to it already. And what about your?"
> "Everything in Russian!" - ours proudly replies. - "Everything is the same, but then the sacks run out, then shit is not delivered."
No.245147
Anonymous
Replies:>>245150
>>245087
>Jane just stepped into her office for the fifth time today
No.245148
Anonymous
>>245128
Goth Nori is an underappreciated aspect of her.
Still curious where she found the headcrab-sized mourning veil and lace cuffs.
No.245149
Anonymous
Liquidator Abby
No.245150
Anonymous
>>245147
>"Yo Abby, I may or may not have broken the printer earlier."
>"... in a fit of rage?"
>"No, by convincing Bonnie to copy her ass on it. It turns out she was too thick. Oh, also, I have this for you."
>Jane hands Abby an envelope with "CONFIDENTIAL" written on the exterior and winks before leaving
>Abby opens it
>It's photocopies of Bonnie's ass
>... okay, yeah, she'll hold onto these
No.245151
Anonymous
No.245152
Anonymous
>>245150
>Abby submits an equipment replacement request to management explaining how the printer was broken
>mere days later, she's surprised to find a far sturdier model sitting in the old printer's place
>alongside a conveniently positioned step stool
No.245153
Anonymous
>>245149
Hah, and really, because of her nature, Abby will definitely be looking for a job, and her military experience will definitely help her with her career direction.

If her PTSD allows it, of course.
No.245154
Anonymous
>>245150
Holy kek.
No.245155
Anonymous
Replies:>>245170
/md/swap or /md/fell?
No.245156
Anonymous
>>245149
>Liquidator Bonnie
>Sbe crushes mutants to death with her fat ass
No.245157
Anonymous
Replies:>>245159
I'll never understand how gachashit gets popular. like that one everyone's talking about right now with all the drone girls that are "reincarnations of famous race cars." the gameplay is just training them and then watching them run around a race track– isn't that boring? and why the hell does the anime have a bunch of scenes of them chugging oil until they look pregnant???
No.245158
Anonymous
Image:175189592443.jpg(288kB, 828x1152)Spider clown.jpg
Super Molly!
No.245159
Anonymous
>>245157
Why are you watching anime for drones, anon?
No.245160
Anonymous
>>245158
hnng... why are clowns so sexy bros...?
No.245161
Anonymous
Image:175189649958.png(834kB, 2526x2431)IMG_9689.png
>>245158
patriotic molly!
No.245162
Anonymous
Replies:>>245163
>>245161
This is art from a drawthread on /co/.

I don't mind, but I want anons to know.
No.245163
Anonymous
Replies:>>245167
>>245162
okay..? I don't think anyone was gonna assume I made it
No.245165
Anonymous
Image:175189694142.png(333kB, 845x1076)1751663999911051.png
>"Daddy! I want. Pistachio ice cream!"
"But you already have some strawberry mango ice cream!"
>"Daddy I want. Pistachio ice cream!"
"But you hate pistachio!"
>"Daddy I want! Pistachio! Ice! Cream!"
"Okay fine Jesus! But don't start crying about when you don't like it!"
No.245166
Anonymous
Reminder that disassembly drones are made of not just metal, but blood, and flesh too
No.245167
Anonymous
>>245163
Just don't give false hope, anon.
No.245168
Anonymous
Image:175189727397.png(56kB, 207x253)JC.png
>>245166
No, J's rib cage doesn't count, as stated before by real copper-9 patriots that is all fake news and solver propaganda
No.245169
Anonymous
>>245166
>"And that's why we can have kids with humans!"
>"Listen toaster, I don't give a shit. I'm going to have a baby with a human woman that made of NORMAL flesh so she can give me NORMAL human kids."
No.245170
Anonymous
Image:175189741304.png(435kB, 1600x1200)izrefnoco.png
>>245155
>/md/swap
don't we have that already?
No.245171
Anonymous
>>245161
Merc's art!
No.245172
Anonymous
Replies:>>245173
Image:175189748337.png(362kB, 1122x626)Screenshot (12).png
I never model plushies before. Don't worry Masqy won't be bald for too long.
part1: >>245132
>So, What are you gonna do with that plushie?
>I'm gonna put her in blender.
No.245173
Anonymous
Image:175189817916.png(107kB, 640x427)hey-do-yall-get-your-emily-plush-yet-v0-zvflupsofp5e1.png
>>245172
3d plush time
No.245174
Anonymous
Replies:>>245186
>>245141
New part of PREDATOR/PREY.
No.245175
Anonymous
Replies:>>245187
>>245124
What about the contentfags who don't make content anymore?
No.245176
Anonymous
Replies:>>245177
>>245050
Why do you assume that it's a fetish?
No.245177
Anonymous
>>245176
Nta but after the hard shock of learning that autism belittling is a fetish I no longer feel safe assuming that anything ISN'T a fetish. I can't enjoy sitting quietly on the couch reading a book anymore because I can't shake the feeling that someone might be gooning to it in secret. Every time I get an oil change or buy a fresh loaf of bread, I'm thinking to myself "this is someone's kink that I'm unknowingly participating in".
No.245178
Anonymous
Replies:>>245182
>>245177
Your fear of being involved in a fetish somehow is actually my fetish
No.245179
Anonymous
>>245177
Well, since you don't add a sexual subtext to all these things, there are no problems, essentially, plus when you understand that everything can be sexualized, you also start to treat it much more calmly.

And I doubt that this is her fetish, she draws disgusting things, but either for money or for laughs.
No.245180
Anonymous
No.245181
Anonymous
Image:175190239515.jpg(295kB, 2704x2711)1712215013459702.jpg
>>245177
"Gooners could be here," he thought. "I've never been to this board before." There could be gooners anywhere. The cold wind felt good against his fat manboobs."I HATE GOONERS," he thought. Generic quirky white girl music reverberated through his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $200 Soylent circulated through his veins—jammed by fat and polluted by microplastics—and washed away his (delusional) fears of Anons gooning in the dark. "You can do anything on a Korean basket-weaving forum, but I would never, ever, ever post something someone may or may not goon to" he said to himself.
No.245182
Anonymous
Image:175190246315.jpg(38kB, 800x534)screaming-guy-7767115-3760419252.jpg
>>245178
No.245183
Anonymous
Image:175190252444.png(11kB, 586x525)cow TITS.png
No.245184
Anonymous
>>245183
She is an udder disgrace
No.245185
Anonymous
>>245183
cute bandage look... wife material
No.245186
Anonymous
>>245174
Andy boutta be in trouble...
No.245187
Anonymous
Replies:>>245204
>>245175
At least say something
No.245188
Anonymous
Replies:>>245189
Image:175190331809.png(325kB, 640x480)1751229628047948.png
Might as well go full force with fetishes at this point.
No.245189
Anonymous
Replies:>>245191
>>245188
Pfft, honey, we never held back.
No.245190
Anonymous
Imagine being the logistics nerd at base that Abby was unofficially dating
Imagine getting the news that she was KIA
Imagine getting left behind as the planet is evacuated, you're just a logistics officer after all that are far more important people than you
Imagine trying to survive on the mutant and drone infested planet
Imagine getting stalked by something that makes the other mutants and murder drones leave the area
Imagine getting captured in your sleep and waking up in a mutant lair
Imagine your mutated girlfriend Abby looming over you
Imagine her hissing out your name as she gives your face a big long lick
Imagine fathering dozens of mutant monsters with her
Imagine never being able to leave
Imagine never being allowed to die
No.245191
Anonymous
>>245189
Ahahah....
Yes, you did.
No.245192
Anonymous
>>245190
>"Honey, have you seen my keys?"
>Mutie Abby horks up your keys in a thick blob of crimson slime.
>"Thank you. See you after work."
No.245193
Anonymous
Image:175190447176.jpg(612kB, 2250x1375)2-1980-ford-ltd-01-1528403501.jpg
>>245137
>>245139
... What the fuck is a Zhiguli

>(looks it up)

Oh.

Good Sirs/Madam's, you haven been unfortunately mistaken.

The car I use in those images is not a Zhiguli, Nor any vehicle made in Russia.

This car is the Ford LTD Crown Victoria, a car built in the 1980's, combining aspects From older Lincoln, Mercury, And Panther cars to produce this... Cube.

The success of this car would lead to the development of its successor, the 1998 Ford Crown Victoria, or the most popular generic American police car ever built until the dodge chargers stole the limelight recently.

This is not just any Shitcube,

This is THEE Shitcube. Father of some of the greatest American vehicles ever built in the USA

GOD BLESS AMERICA
GOD BLESS THE LTD CROWN VICTORIA

...

Shit I gotta make this drone related so I don't get shit on for being off topic.

Ugh

If this car was a drown it would be... Khan.
...Yeah sure that works.
No.245194
Anonymous
No.245195
Anonymous
Replies:>>245199
Harper...
No.245196
Anonymous
Image:175190471226.jpg(98kB, 1200x778)Gag5kjebUAA5z-i.jpeg
Shoulda been the Solverpede eyes reflection on the left, but the point still hits.
No.245197
Anonymous
>>245192
"Honey why'd you eat my keys?"
>"Sssmelled liiike youu..."
No.245198
Anonymous
Image:175190474856.png(81kB, 601x318)1705311348223953.png
>>245183
>>245190
>>245192
reminder: You dont hate jane enough for what shes done
No.245199
Anonymous
Replies:>>245528
>>245195
began to devote too much time to politics, and not to her daughter, who, although she grew up and became a full-fledged sentinel drone, would still like to visit her mother.
No.245200
Anonymous
>>245198
I WILL fuck the war criminal into a functional member of society!
No.245201
Anonymous
>>245198
Anon, she is the mother of my children. Yes, she is not the brightest mind in this world, but she is still a wife and a mother.
No.245202
Anonymous
Replies:>>245205
>>245077
We got a bunch of newfags during April/May 2025
No.245203
Anonymous
Image:175190510766.jpg(27kB, 256x389)God_Emperor_of_Dune-Frank_Herbert_(1981)_First_edition.jpg
How long do you imagine Uzi would be able to keep up that God-Empress LARP before even that maladaptive coping mechanism breaks down beyond repair?
No.245204
Anonymous
>>245187
Something
No.245205
Anonymous
>>245202
I wonder what that has to do with it? I'm quite happy, there are a lot of good contentfags out there, but I really don't see the connection.
No.245206
Anonymous
Replies:>>245208
>>245203
Depends on a few things
>Length of the average drone's (IE non-solver) lifespan
>Whether drones start to unironically worship her
>Whether she tolerates drones unironically worshipping her
>If she stays focused on Copper-9 VS trying to tard wrangle the rest of Solverfied Space
No.245207
Anonymous
>>245203
20 minutes.
No.245208
Anonymous
Replies:>>245210
>>245206
>Solverfied Space
You mean a bunch of debris fields orbiting black holes?
No.245209
Anonymous
>>245190
Nothing that can't be fixed with holistic remedies and some minor surgery!
No.245210
Anonymous
Replies:>>245212
>>245208
>Have a sci-fi setting stretching across multiple solar systems
>There's literally nothing going on anywhere else except Copper-9 because it's vaguely implied Cyn ate it all
I view this in the same lense I view shit like Copper-9's snow being confirmed as asbestos: Technically canon but patently stupid
No.245211
Anonymous
Replies:>>245213
Drone uncanny valley?
No.245212
Anonymous
>>245210
Anon, he created the Empress Uzi AU as a counterbalance to the Veteran AU, don't try to deviate from the "canon," he doesn't like it.

I won't reply to messages that will lead to drama, I just replied as it is and I'm not against this AU, because here everyone has the right to give and develop their ideas.
No.245213
Anonymous
Replies:>>245216
>>245211
All the very humanized drones in the art would have the uncanny valley effect in real life, but the original drones are too unhuman-like to have that effect.
No.245214
Anonymous
I gave a HF blade to an off-duty civil protector drone and now he's starting to creep me out with how into it he is.

How badly did I screw up?
No.245215
Anonymous
>>245212
I didn't create anything, I'm just one of the Anons contributing to it.
"Solverfied space" implies Vore Satan has any interest leaving planets it overruns intact.
No.245216
Anonymous
Image:175190761641.jpg(116kB, 1192x1200)Ggx-kZ2XgAAuWDg.jpg
>>245213
They're small and friend-shaped.
No.245217
Anonymous
>>245177
>Every time I... buy a fresh loaf of bread, I'm thinking to myself "this is someone's kink that I'm unknowingly participating in".
who's gonna tell him?
No.245218
Anonymous
>>245217
>tfw your J wife returns with a shopping cart full of wonderbread after a long day of chopping down forests with her chainsaw
No.245219
Anonymous
>>245217
OH IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
No.245220
Anonymous
Replies:>>245224
>>245219
do you have tiled floors, anon?
No.245221
Anonymous
Image:175190836359.png(191kB, 562x907)waaa.png
unposted masqy while i work on something else
No.245222
Anonymous
in an alternate timeline, Cyn didn't infect Molly, but instead overtook the studio and kept the show running, forcing her new clown to take part in better, sillier episodes. with a captive audience, naturally.
No.245223
Anonymous
>>245221
cute dapper lil lady
No.245224
Anonymous
>>245220
>>245219
I'm a different anon, but I know exactly what you're referencing.
No.245225
Anonymous
Image:175190918571.jpg(111kB, 1080x1080)1699644327046.jpg
>>245203
Playing pretend as Empress is her full-time job now. She could have ignored the probe from the Trappist survivors, but now that they think she's some great glorious goddess, that's what she has to be for the rest of her life. Her only out is delegating tasks whenever possible to her subordinates, sparing what precious little time she can for anime and her children.
No.245226
Anonymous
Replies:>>245227
Image:175190930389.jpg(223kB, 853x1227)Visit pg 1.jpg
No.245227
Anonymous
Image:175190931919.jpg(224kB, 838x1190)Visit pg 2.jpg
>>245226
No.245228
Anonymous
No.245229
Anonymous
>>245045
This comic
Chefs kiss
No.245230
Anonymous
>Uzi spends much of her youth jilling herself senseless to incest hentai
>Regularly does brother/sister roleplay with N (which actually bothers him somewhat because it reminds him of Cyn)
>Years pass
>Uzi is gripped with overwhelming terror at the thought of her own children engaging in incest
No.245231
Anonymous
>>245221
Why is she black
No.245232
Anonymous
>>245231
Why are you black
No.245233
Anonymous
>>245212
I've been away for a hot minute, what exactly does this AU entail (other than Uzi being an empress)?
Personally speaking I've always been partial to the idea of Uzi becoming a (reluctant) Witch-Queen in the Post Canon Good Ending. Between her trying to grapple with being the primary host/container of The Solver, her juggling/wrangling whatever remains of The Solver's mortal forces & her having to protect Copper-9 from who-knows-what, I quite like this character angle
No.245234
Anonymous
>>245231
>>245232
Double nigger!
No.245235
Anonymous
Replies:>>245242
Image:175191323413.jpg(289kB, 1600x950)The_Garden_of_Nurgle.jpg
>>245138
>Uzi becomes aware of other gods among the stars
>their first reaction to her is "damn, bitch, you live like this?"
>even Nurgle's Mansion to cleaner and more well organized than Uzi's woman cave
No.245236
Anonymous
Image:175191342873.jpg(88kB, 1061x1136)172920639561.jpg
>>245232
No.245237
Anonymous
>>245233
Creator here. The gist is:
>Humanity has been reduced to less than a billion people living in the Trappist system https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TRAPPIST-1 (Grug world may or may not exist too)
>Uzi ended the war by recalling all the DDs to Copper-9 where she declared herself "Empress"
>Nobody takes her seriously and she struggles to keep up the LARP
>When they feel it's safe, humans send a probe to Copper-9, so Uzi goes to visit the Trappist system
>They take her marginally more seriously than the drones, so now she has to keep pretending to be Empress for the rest of her life
>Some other anon mentioned a colony of human vassals on one of Copper-9's moons so that's canon now
No.245238
Anonymous
>>245233
One anon actually uses it as a counterweight, which is a bit weird: >>242188
No.245239
Anonymous
Replies:>>245241
>>245233
Uzi doesn't have the mindset to actually rule anything. And has too much personal shit to deal with.
>>245237
Think the general consensus is that Uzi convinced the Trappist lads that the moon colony are her vassals. Really, her "rule" over them is just sending them her unpublished fanfics for proofreading.
No.245240
Anonymous
>>245183
is this a reference to homestuck?
No.245241
Anonymous
>>245239
I see the moon colony vassals as a cult that goons to Uzi nonstop
No.245242
Anonymous
No.245243
Anonymous
No.245244
Anonymous
Replies:>>245246
Image:175191461078.jpg(148kB, 1682x1080)IMG_20250219_025747.jpg
>>245090
No need to trust only, Alice literally has it in ep 6, see arrows in pic rel
No.245245
Anonymous
No.245246
Anonymous
Replies:>>245248
>>245244
That's a rendering fuckup.
No.245247
Anonymous
>>245193
>Shit I gotta make this drone related so I don't get shit on for being off topic.
It's a machine, that makes it more drone related than most content here
No.245248
Anonymous
Image:175191536962.png(1.66MB, 1080x2244)0fc0badd-afb0-4541-952f-5a68359beb02.png
>>245246
That's what they want you to believe. But that's fine, more for me then
No.245249
Anonymous
>>245233
>I've always been partial to the idea of Uzi becoming a (reluctant) Witch-Queen in the Post Canon Good Ending
the witch-queen of copper-nean?
Redbone ~ The Witch Queen Of New Orleans (1971)youtube thumb
No.245250
Anonymous
Image:175191664886.png(1.73MB, 2247x10000)''Neutral'' parties.png
>Mona’s head did make for a TERRIBLE footstool though but saying that to Sue might hurt her feelings.

More of this, in case you are new and wonder why Disassembly Drone V is wearing a maid outfit and who the Worker Drone is, see >>244919 and >>238708. Sue’s entire existence is demonstrating how unfair life (still) is for anyone not in Uzi’s friend group, and Lizzy.
No.245251
Dark Helmet
Image:175191666781.png(115kB, 505x503)The Great Exalted Empress of Copper-9.png
Few more details about the Empress Uzi timeline:
>Uzi's wig is now actual living hair that has grown out and become shaggy
>Uzi updated all the DDs to have functioning genitals in order to live out her sick breeding fantasies
>J has been enslaved and lives every day in misery
No.245252
Anonymous
>>245250
Based work drawfren!
No.245253
Anonymous
>>245250
Kek, good work. V is a bad person, no matter how you look at it.
No.245254
Anonymous
Replies:>>245256
Image:175191721582.jpg(104kB, 929x929)Gnn5aJJXQAAtJ3h.jpg
>J has been enslaved and lives every day in misery
So nothing's changed?
No.245255
Anonymous
Replies:>>245257
>>245250
kek. you know Uzi could probably use whatever software or magic that simulated N's memories to put V in nightmare timeout until she learns to be less of a bitch
No.245256
Dark Helmet
Image:175191765138.jpg(105kB, 1206x818)138c6937f8cf73e70599253ceb02152c.jpg
>>245254
Arguably worse because Uzi likes to humiliate J and torture her (sexually) whenever she can.
No.245257
Anonymous
Replies:>>245258
>>245255
I'm not sure that would help.
No.245258
Anonymous
>>245257
could be funny
No.245259
Anonymous
Replies:>>245262
>>245256
what's really fucked up is that time when she removed all of J's memories of Tessa and took videos of how much happier she was not knowing what she'd lost then showed the videos to J after returning her memories
No.245260
Anonymous
Replies:>>245261
No.245261
Dark Helmet
Replies:>>245266
>>245260
Because it's hot
No.245262
Anonymous
>>245259
Just one of the many stratagems of torment Uzi borrowed from the Tomanifesto of Joshua Tomar.
No.245263
Anonymous
Image:175191825611.png(20kB, 898x684)average look.png
No.245264
Anonymous
Image:175191837621.png(230kB, 1820x1028)b5be3baa37d88aa84ed9163828ff19d2.png
Post drones.
No.245265
Anonymous
Image:175191843076.jpg(434kB, 1417x1668)175161220058.jpg
>>245264
Did you say pones?
No.245266
Anonymous
No.245267
Anonymous
>>245265
Uzi Doormane, my favorite drony
No.245268
Anonymous
Replies:>>245276
Image:175191874374.png(1.25MB, 2024x1624)3512174__safe_artist-colon-arky2000_earth+pony_pony_robot_robot+pony_abstract+background_bow_clothes_doll+murder+drones_duo_duo+female_female_friends_frown_hard.png
>>245265
Pone drones are fine too. Such magnificent snoots.
No.245269
Anonymous
Image:175191876140.png(184kB, 728x797)IMG_8653.png
>>245264
sorry, your kind aren't allowed to have drones
No.245270
Anonymous
Replies:>>245271
>>245264
Why don't you post more drones.
No.245271
Anonymous
Replies:>>245273
Image:175191908891.png(926kB, 1638x2048)tumblr_c474c4c3bf788853b7b4b1b4d9fdf015_89fbb303_2048.png
>>245270
Can do.
No.245272
Anonymous
Replies:>>245277
J would make a perfect Nurgle worshipper
>Fell into misery
>Only going through the motions
>If she had a way out (that she genuinely believed would work) she would have taken it
>Business oriented
She would be Nurgles' CPE
Chief Plague Executive
She will spread plagues and count the symptoms and deaths as if they were profits to a business
And baby, business is good
No.245273
Anonymous
Replies:>>245292
>>245271
Good, then keep doing that quietly.
No.245274
Anonymous
Image:175191919399.jpg(60kB, 856x934)1585721305633.jpg
>Godhood wasn't all it was cracked up to be, thought Neon Absolute Super Mega God-Empress Uzi.
>Turns out Cyn wasn't the only fish in the pond.
>Uzi learned about this when she received a "house warming gift" in the form of a wicked looking rotary phone with an eight pointed star emblazoned on the dial.
>After forcing J to trigger all the curses and booby traps, she became acquainted with her new "neighbors"
>And wouldn't you know it, one of them was calling right now!
>Its ringing sounded like the cries of the damned.
>Uzi stared daggers at the terrible phone which was currently leaking blood from its receiver.
>She knew who was calling and was dreading having to answer.
>She picked up the phone after the seventh ring (she knew better than to let it ring eight times by now) and answered the Blood God.
>Uzi sighed "Ugh. Hello Khorne..."
>"Yeah yeah, wrath and bloodshed. What are you mad about this time?"
>"Well boo-freaking-hoo, Khorne! I don't see how that's my problem!"
>"So go bother Slaanesh instead!"
>"BITE ME!"
>Uzi slammed the phone and glowered on her flesh and anime throne.
>That little exchange was a prelude to yet another skirmish in the "great game" these losers liked to play.
>That meant needing to rally her own daemon drones, sending them out into some battlefield, listening to boring logistics reports, harvesting raw materials and souls to recoup loses, and receiving yet another phone call to start the whole ordeal all over again.
>Godhood really wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
No.245275
Dark Helmet
Image:175191921718.jpg(85kB, 959x958)1725132908736.jpg
More details:
>One of J's slave duties is to be the family wetnurse
>After the children have been weened, Uzi keeps J as her personal "cow"
>Uzi uses her witchcraft to make J lactate in public during diplomatic missions to the Trappist system
>V is the beloved family pet, to whom Uzi feeds "political dissidents" aka pedestrians
No.245276
Anonymous
Image:175191955604.jpg(345kB, 1159x1500)IMG_0568.jpeg
>>245268
Did someone say snoots?
No.245277
Anonymous
Replies:>>245278
>>245272
Also because she’s a fat bitch
No.245278
Anonymous
Replies:>>245279
>>245277
Only her ass is fat.
No.245279
Anonymous
Replies:>>245280
>>245278
She also has a squeezable tumby
No.245280
Anonymous
Replies:>>245282
>>245279
All drones do, their tumbys are made of silicone.
No.245281
Anonymous
Image:175192030814.png(72kB, 810x648)smuggie.png
>>245264
Someone say post smug mutants?
No.245282
Anonymous
>>245280
chumby drone tumby... J ate too many workers...
>>245281
chumby mutie tumby... Abby ate too many people...
No.245283
Anonymous
Image:175192059046.jpg(915kB, 921x1186)Vote.jpg
>We're not sure how this plushie became a president or why she kept sending nukes but if everyone is happy then it's fine. She has my vote.
No.245284
Anonymous
Replies:>>245287
>>245281
I swear that bow and eye mutation always has an inconsistent amount of eyes, which just tells me its constantly mutating and changing, which has to be very painful
No.245285
Anonymous
Replies:>>245286
>>245263
She'll make a lousy mother, but damn it, I'll make a mother out of her.
No.245286
Anonymous
>>245285
Shes the best, and therefore she will produce the best children, who will be just like her
No.245287
Anonymous
>>245284
she has to keep eating, nothing else makes the pain go away. she can feel her body reshaping itself, the shifting and warping of flesh and bone
No.245289
Anonymous
petting my mutant wife abby like an agitated housecat as she purrs, resting on my lap
No.245290
Anonymous
Replies:>>245293
Image:175192128319.png(64kB, 1180x1200)aurafarm.png
muties won
No.245291
Anonymous
Image:175192129386.png(1.03MB, 1554x2380)06611f465eafcd528cd47b99ab72430f.png
>>245281
Oh, you ara fucking damn right!
No.245292
Anonymous
Replies:>>245295
>>245273
You say that as if posting drones is a bad thing
No.245293
Anonymous
Replies:>>245296
>>245290
And killed the board
No.245294
Anonymous
>>245291
Cute drone
No.245295
Anonymous
>>245292
It's very obvious that someone here does not actually like Murder Drones.
No.245296
Anonymous
Replies:>>245297
Image:175192187740.png(7kB, 690x870)disciple.png
>>245293
this board now belongs to muties
No.245297
Anonymous
>>245296
At least this one is actually a partly-mechanical fleshy horror and not just an animal person.
No.245298
Anonymous
Image:175192214287.jpg(199kB, 1600x973)35124.jpg
>>245295
Yes, I do. These bastards killed my family, ate over 60% of humanity and destroyed my motherland, I hate them with the purest, most sincere hatred that a person can hate, and I swear to God, I will kill them all.
No.245299
Anonymous
>>245298
Good luck. They can't stay dead even though a lot of them want to.
No.245300
Anonymous
Image:175192251007.jpg(86kB, 1024x1024)1725828756709311.jpg
>>245298
>Come and See
Please for the love of God don't tell me you actually take that film seriously.
No.245301
Anonymous
Image:175192257757.png(116kB, 974x632)JANER.png
>>245291
No.245302
Anonymous
>>245300
What is your objection?
No.245303
Anonymous
>>245300
Anon, this film is essentially a theatrical performance, it's a way to convey emotion, and damn, it does it brilliantly.

And yes, I took it seriously, because I know very well how the Nazis burned down the villages of my homeland.
No.245304
Anonymous
Replies:>>245313
Image:175192292572.png(25kB, 1200x760)AGONANDPET.png
>>245297
its not an animal person, but IS an animal person
No.245305
Anonymous
>>245300
inb4 "da nazees wuz da good guise!!1!!1"
No.245306
Anonymous
>>245295
Not just one
No.245307
Anonymous
Replies:>>245314
>>245305
They were idiot
No.245308
Anonymous
Image:175192324789.jpg(326kB, 589x1172)Not a mutant.jpg
Is this good enough?
No.245309
Anonymous
Replies:>>245336
Image:175192327091.png(396kB, 1760x2001)1712618064794478.png
>>245305
The holocaust don't real
No.245310
Anonymous
Image:175192328715.jpg(25kB, 720x405)1675682285717080.jpg
>Tankies and BRICS monkeys get triggered when you insult their beloved propaganda
Really says a lot about who posts on this board and why threads have become so bad.
No.245311
Anonymous
>>245308
Look at this fruity bitch
No.245312
Anonymous
>>245301
hot but I hate her
No.245313
Anonymous
Replies:>>245323
>>245297
>>245304
Do you think there’s in-universe racism between overtly techno-organic mutants & “pretty” mutants, does the razor blade fleshpile femcel seethe at the pretty catgirl mutant?
No.245314
Anonymous
>>245307
*they were idiots
No.245315
Anonymous
Image:175192351027.png(119kB, 506x343)174853857301.png
>>245310
Well I know for a fact that we actually have anons from Russia and Belarus here. obviously they take the subject personally
No.245316
Anonymous
Replies:>>245413
>>245310
0ilrig, it's past your bedtime.
No.245317
Anonymous
Replies:>>245332
>>245301
WHERE IS THE EYE
No.245318
Anonymous
Replies:>>245325
>>245310
This is the story of how my people were subjected to genocide, I personally met people who lived through it, and I personally heard first-hand stories of what the Nazis did during the occupation.

This is not propaganda, this is documentary chronicle.
No.245319
Anonymous
>Molly, slave of Slaanesh
No.245320
Anonymous
Replies:>>245324
>>245305
I mean…
No.245321
Anonymous
Image:175192395401.png(50kB, 565x767)youcanneverhatejaneenough.png
Casual Wear Abby
【Kasane Teto】Touch Tone Telephone【SynthV Cover】+SVPyoutube thumb
No.245322
Anonymous
>>245319
All drones belong to Vashtorr by default, what did the prince of pleasure give the Arkifane for Molly’s soul?
No.245323
Anonymous
>>245313
id say it depends. my guy is a zealot that cant go 5 seconds without preaching, it loves any and all mutants. thats because the flesh is a separate malicious organism that has merged with and now puppeteers a living, inorganic host. i imagine anything inorganic that gets covered in solver flesh and mutates meets the same fate.
as for organic human mutants, yeah theyre definitely in anguish and wish their changes were at the very least less abhorrent. that is, if theyre fully conscious and aware. the razor blade fleshpile femcel is lucky to not be a part of something even worse like a solver flesh-mound hivemind. thats what ends up happening to liquidators that cant do their job
No.245324
Anonymous
Image:175192405290.png(340kB, 1384x1155)1521301538327.png
>>245320
No.245325
Anonymous
Image:175192407332.jpg(32kB, 640x480)I_came_here_to_laugh_at_you (1).jpg
>>245318
Lemme guess, they made lampshades out of your grandma's skin too, didn't they?
No.245326
Anonymous
Replies:>>245338
>>245321
cutie
>BOW FORESHADOWING
No.245327
Anonymous
No.245328
Anonymous
Replies:>>245377
Image:175192422746.jpg(698kB, 1284x1770)IMG_9690.jpeg
>>245319
c'mon now. harlequins are right there.
No.245329
Anonymous
Image:175192423366.png(667kB, 1500x1340)174862444881.png
Reminder that you're not to engage with oilrig -
Furthermore, he is also a predator
No.245330
Anonymous
Somedroney post the screenshot with the looney tunes gun that bends through walls
No.245331
Anonymous
>>245329
Damn, I thought she was pregnant for a moment. Fuck...
No.245332
Anonymous
Image:175192428797.png(84kB, 1153x732)cyclops.png
>>245317
freaky ass cyclops
No.245333
Anonymous
Replies:>>245335
Image:175192435350.png(34kB, 1536x2048)1712347552631906.png
Shalom friends, how about we stop pretending this is /his/ or /pol/ and talk about drones instead? I'll start, what do you think J has done during her freelance deployment in Congo-4
No.245334
Anonymous
Replies:>>245364
>>245308
could be grosser
No.245335
Anonymous
>>245333
>Shalom
Uzi, is that you?
No.245336
Anonymous
Image:175192446008.png(242kB, 572x572)1749938717320081.png
>>245309
No.245337
Anonymous
Image:175192448208.png(101kB, 515x514)agarthan.png
No.245338
Anonymous
>>245326
"If only there was... somebody to blame."youtube thumb
Abby when she gets her hands on Jane
No.245339
Anonymous
Replies:>>245342
>>245335
How can Uzi be Jewish when she's clearly a dogfucking white girl?
No.245340
Anonymous
Image:175192463947.jpg(296kB, 1019x1434)fff150c828804bc92cec841e0610c43e.jpg
>>245335
N-no, I'm not a violet vixen, now discuss J's involvment in the confilct in the Congo system in 3060-3066
No.245341
Anonymous
>>245329
People like him are brave only on the Internet, he is not the first and not the last.
No.245342
Anonymous
Replies:>>245343
>>245339
Because Uzi is jewish.
No.245343
Anonymous
Replies:>>245345
>>245342
Her boyfriend's a dog.
No.245344
Anonymous
>>245341
the funniest part is he thinks he'd be one of them and not fodder for Mengele jr.
No.245345
Anonymous
>>245343
You need to accept that Uzi is jewish.
No.245346
Anonymous
Image:175192493106.jpg(75kB, 828x748)oilrigger.jpeg
>>245344
Sorry for prolonging this discussion, but this post made me think about picrel and its just so funny
No.245347
Anonymous
>>245221
fancy pants
No.245348
Anonymous
No.245349
Anonymous
shoutout to my favorite reformed orthodox rabbi now shia muslim as_oilrig
No.245350
Anonymous
>>245346
>Filename
Holy kek.
No.245351
Anonymous
>>245346
>Sorry for prolonging this discussion
You're deliberately dredging it up to get the last word in.
No.245352
Anonymous
Replies:>>245355
>>245335
UsurpingZionistIsraeli
No.245353
Anonymous
>>245346
Wonder whatever happened to that kid. Wouldn't be surprised if he's a communist tranny now.
No.245354
Anonymous
Image:175192535204.png(16kB, 403x575)172723746505.png
>>245319
Molly, slave to ME! I ORDER her to take charge of the Enn habitat and its hundreds of happy Enns.
No.245355
Anonymous
Image:175192549972.png(34kB, 800x900)174769916562.png
>>245352
And that's why I stand with Jran!
No.245356
Anonymous
0ilrig is on his way to pass droneanon and pillar as the thread boogeyman.
The levels of kvetching and genuinely enraged pearlclutching at such views shows which demography settled in here in the past months, answering for the total decline of quality, quantity and capacity for snuffing out drama or keeping discussions and arguments on point, now replaced by races for who can be shabbo's redditor of the thread each time le 0ilrig posts.
No.245357
Anonymous
>>245353
Yeah, groomer discords are a hell of a pipeline That's why J has a discord for grooming young potential JCJ employees
No.245358
Anonymous
Image:175192582797.jpg(33kB, 632x773)1696736192742.jpg
> pages of drones
> canon ones even
> one (1) Val image >>245263
> immediate spiral into whining and pants-shitting
get real
No.245359
Anonymous
Replies:>>245365
>>245356
Did Droneanon redeem himself?
No.245360
Anonymous
>>245329
Who's oilrig
No.245361
Anonymous
>>245357
>That's why J has a discord for grooming young potential JCJ employees
The Supreme Empress will punish J with a public milking session for this act of sedition.
No.245362
Anonymous
>>245356
this doesnt apply to me because im awesome the quality of the thread rises dramatically when i post
No.245363
Anonymous
Image:175192589872.gif(97kB, 964x646)AbbyPainYippie.gif
>>245321
<3 Abbyer
No.245364
Anonymous
Image:175192591549.jpg(459kB, 842x1353)Gross.jpg
>>245334
Alright
No.245365
Anonymous
Replies:>>245380
Image:175192593511.png(179kB, 2047x888)1716593475542.png
>>245359
Harper anon is drone anon
No.245366
Anonymous
Replies:>>245372
So how are the other drones (i.e. not her parents, Thad, or a DD) handling the weird shit Uzi's been up to lately? Just continuing to keep their distance from her?
No.245367
Anonymous
>>245356
Droneanon has become a good anon and contentfag, he is truly an example that people can change for the better, even 4chaners.
No.245368
Anonymous
>>245358
>immediate spiral into whining and pants-shitting
Oh come on, not immediate, there were ~34 posts before the shit begun to fly
>Boyzi
And now im starting to feel ZESTY
No.245369
Anonymous
Image:175192612109.png(150kB, 512x288)unnamed.png
>>245363
>mutant abby gives you her head to hold
>this is a sign of trust and respect
No.245370
Anonymous
Image:175192620355.png(340kB, 2664x2181)1722982482436206.png
>>245360
The schizo who convinced himself N was the main evil mastermind behind the whole show orchestrating Uzi's downfall or some shit
Then he posted his TLOU-ass MD fanfic, revealing his name
A /pol/ack and a creep towards femanons for some reason
General dramawhore
No.245371
Anonymous
Replies:>>245375
>>245368
Boyzi is the one raping you. You can't excape.
No.245372
Dark Helmet
Replies:>>245376
>>245366
I figure they mostly live normal lives and none of them have any real respect for Uzi.
No.245373
Anonymous
Replies:>>245383
>>245301
>>245321
>>245332
>>245363
Damn, I almost missed out on some awesome Pocketsteaks content because of all this drama.
No.245374
Anonymous
Image:175192633473.jpg(81kB, 1200x1200)m!doll.jpg
>>245368
i count the "post drones" as the start
because why would you tell someone to do something they are already doing, beside to annoy them on purpose
the repetition makes it obvious. it's not subtle or clever anymore
No.245375
Anonymous
Replies:>>245378
>>245368
>>245371
Boyzi would turn the show into a turbo school shooter fantasy.
No.245376
Anonymous
>>245372
So, keeping their distance from her.
Guess "How are the only non-minions who like her, i.e. her parents and Thad, handling Uzi's latest autistic antics?" is the question I should be asking.
No.245377
Anonymous
Image:175192641383.png(897kB, 2388x1668)IMG_8269.png
>>245328
>uuhh listen Molly, I know I brought you to this, um, freaky elf spaceship so you could train to become a better clown, but I didn’t know about any of this, that-that guy can do ANYTHING Molly I don’t know how we’re gonna, um *smacks lips* uh beat him… I didn’t know Cegorach had that guy, yeah.
No.245378
Anonymous
Replies:>>245387
Image:175192644315.jpg(183kB, 1200x975)kszne6mirleb1.jpg
>>245375
Or Cory Spazkid's big break as a voice actor.
No.245379
Anonymous
>>245358
Was that self awareness? You found the issue, a miracle, can you draw the right conclusion from that too?
No.245380
Anonymous
>>245365
So maybe?
No.245381
Anonymous
>>245377
Holy fucking kek.
No.245382
Anonymous
>>245321
Stylish Abby
No.245383
Anonymous
No.245384
Anonymous
Replies:>>245388
>>245379
What, youre going to keep spazzing out if a Drawfag keeps making content here?
No.245385
Anonymous
Image:175192673400.png(720kB, 1280x1629)tumblr_a2245525715e92bb2fdd0e7862e01f77_0c4ddedd_1280.png
No.245386
Anonymous
Replies:>>245391
Image:175192676155.jpg(149kB, 963x944)1612667545673.jpg
>>245379
> nobody is allowed post something i don't like even once or i'll start threadshitting
No.245387
Anonymous
Replies:>>245390
>>245378
>Boyzi aims his AS at fem!N
>“you can’t excape I WILL rape you”
No.245388
Anonymous
Replies:>>245392
>>245384
If it is shit and offtopic I shall do public service and call it shit and offtopic, no need to thank me.
No.245389
Anonymous
>>245377
fucking kek
No.245390
Anonymous
Replies:>>245393
Image:175192692076.jpg(77kB, 1280x332)g0f22fs0ltsd1.jpeg
>>245387
>episode 4 starts with Boyzi trying to figure out his powers that he knows he has them
>trying to figure out his telekinesis
>he soon gets frustrated
>"GO UP!"
No.245391
Anonymous
Replies:>>245396
>>245386
You're the ones who deliberately samefag and spam humans out of spite whenever anyone actually starts talking about drones.
No.245392
Anonymous
>>245388
> Sees dog turd on the sidewalk
> "This shouldn't be here!"
> Starts taking a dump next to it
You are, and I cannot emphasize this enough, retarted
No.245393
Anonymous
No.245394
Anonymous
Replies:>>245398
Alright, I'm gonna go to the Susie threads until this gets sorted out.
No.245395
Anonymous
Image:175192706093.png(103kB, 1020x820)summer fromg.png
>this cute thing causes so much seething
sad
No.245396
Anonymous
>>245391
> "you are the ones"
> multiple people
> "samefag"
absoulte moron
also, nobody is trying to curtail drone posting in the drone thread
you are projecting HARD
No.245397
Anonymous
Video:175192710876.mp4(7.62MB / 0:00:34 / avc1, 1440x1080)MUTIESREAL.mp4
No.245398
Anonymous
Replies:>>245402
Image:175192713866.png(3.36MB, 2732x7675)1632520041952.png
>>245394
Make sure to have a special sandwich when you get there.
No.245399
Anonymous
Image:175192715093.png(392kB, 1547x2442)you are so fucking gay.png
Don't let homosexual thoughts into your head, anon! You have to be strong!
No.245400
Anonymous
Replies:>>245404
Image:175192719899.png(2.89MB, 1579x2211)ENTER_J.png
>>245397
> certified big nigga
> POV: you are Jugg getting your Big Man certificate
No.245401
Anonymous
Thought I had: Rule 63 version of the AS being voiced by Dave PhantomArcade. The fucking psycho.
No.245402
Anonymous
>>245398
> 2019
God...
No.245403
Anonymous
Replies:>>245409
>>245396
>nobody is trying to curtail drone posting in the drone thread
Bull fucking shit. Any time anons actually start posting about drones, two dozen posts about humans/mutants show up out of nowhere in rapid succession, and this usually happens during nighttime in the US.
No.245404
Anonymous
>>245400
i-it cant be...! JOBren!
No.245405
Anonymous
Replies:>>245412
>>245397
lil Mango CRAZY for dis one yaknow 💀
No.245406
Anonymous
Image:175192742559.png(396kB, 1765x1260)173442386222.png
Why?
No.245407
Anonymous
>>245406
I dread the day when I have to learn to draw feet and hands with fingers. I literally feel an animal terror.
No.245408
Anonymous
>>245406
Gimmie those cleated segments baby girl
No.245409
Anonymous
Image:175192752926.gif(6kB, 139x116)abby suffer machine.gif
>>245403
>OCs get talked about
this is a truly insane world we live in where this kind of thing can happen
No.245410
Anonymous
Image:175192763746.jpg(27kB, 640x334)1708817265818776.jpg
>>245409
>OCs get talked about
No.245411
Anonymous
>>245409
Anon, please don't reply to him, he's clearly a degenerate if he can't understand that anons can post about drones, humans, and mutants at the same time, just don't support the drama, it's not needed.
No.245412
Anonymous
>>245405
VOT IF... INSTEAD OF MURDER DRONES... IT WAS CALLED, UH, MANGO DRONES. AND... UH, UZI HAD TO STOP DIDDYSSEMBLY AHH BLUDS FROM... EATING MANGOS.
No.245413
Anonymous
Replies:>>245486
>>245316
>>245329
>>245356
This is the first post I have made in the entire thread.
>>245329
>Furthermore, he is also a predator
You have no idea what lurks here, virtue signaling white knight
>>245341
>>245344
I'm born and raised in the part of rural Alaska where you literally overhear people get shot dead sometimes. I've literally come face to face with moose before. The drug dealers here literally threaten to kill you if you decide you want to go sightseeing and they happen to be meeting up at the same landmark. I have a medically recognized mentally disabled cousin who was beaten to within an inch of his life by the Ideal Aryan armed drug dealing felon his mother openly commits infidelity with in front of her after he was ordered to strip naked, resulting in permanent brain damage and irreversible disfigurement. I know this is nothing to South Americans & Mexicans but I'm told it's fucked up by the standards of anywhere in the first world.
>>245360
Hi
No.245414
Anonymous
Yeah but we know you’re lying, the trick no longer works
No.245415
Anonymous
Hypothetically what would happen if I stuck my dick in a [null]? Also it won't come out.
No.245416
Anonymous
Replies:>>245420
>>245409
I thought the pic was Jackenstein for a second
No.245417
Anonymous
>>245415
It's black hole, anon, haw do you think?
No.245418
Anonymous
>>245415
I know this is fake because if you’d actually done that you’d be crying and screaming in pleasure/pain from the Solver Sloppy
No.245419
Anonymous
>>245415
spagoot
No.245420
Anonymous
>>245416
JANE
YOUR LONG
No.245421
Anonymous
fuuhhhh you solvin in me bro you solvin in a humie boyyy
No.245422
Anonymous
No.245423
Anonymous
Replies:>>245424
>>245414
I'm gonna give rigger the benefit of the doubt this time. He's either learned to cover his tracks better, or that really is his first post itt. Either case is a net positive.
No.245424
Anonymous
Replies:>>245426
>>245423
Thank you.
No.245425
Anonymous
Replies:>>245427
>>245310
>Mr. Beast
The Love, Death, & Robots episode with the cameo from him that was also literal CCP/WEF propaganda with the chick speaking in Mandarin about being brave enough to own nothing and kill those that own things is the only piece of fiction I have ever seen in my entire life that has made me feel literal genuine homicidal urges. I'm not calling it murderous urges after 2020.
No.245426
Anonymous
>>245424
I did not give you permission to reply to me, slave.
No.245427
Anonymous
>>245425
What if his name was mr yeast and he was made of bread?
No.245428
Anonymous
>>245427
vot if... he was like, mr mango and, gave out a BUNCHa mangos
No.245429
Anonymous
>>245427
Now I want a chef drone that only cooks bread
No.245430
Anonymous
Replies:>>245435
>>245396
>Insert post telling people who want do post drones to "go infest the canon containment thread"
Pocketseakfags were called out in 109 threads, but it was never their fault
No.245431
Anonymous
UOOOOOOHHHH BOYZI
No.245432
Anonymous
My daughter is incredibly off-putting to EVERYONE.
No.245433
Anonymous
Replies:>>245441
Guys I’m a soldier and I cut my hand on some rebar while running from some drones, I think the building was infected. My hand feels word, what should I do?
No.245434
Anonymous
>>245432
Drone daughter? How? Are you a drone?
No.245435
Anonymous
>>245430
>pocketsteaks merely existing turned OilRig from a normal schizo into a super schizo
How does he do it
No.245436
Anonymous
Image:175192875890.jpg(3.30MB, 2905x2910)doctordoctorbemylover.jpg
Another Dr. Rook to practice usin my pencils
No.245437
Anonymous
>>245432
How so?
No.245438
Anonymous
Replies:>>245478
>>245435
I do not if to envy or fear that power
No.245439
Anonymous
>>245436
I do not trust this quack
No.245440
Anonymous
>>245435
What gets me more is that this has happened multiple times, multiple. Why does every thread schizo always target the same guy and his silly creatures.
No.245441
Anonymous
>>245433
Find the guys in gas masks and black uniforms and tell them what happened, they will definitely help you.
No.245442
Anonymous
>>245435
It’s steaks-chan’s cute face, it drives riggers to madness
No.245443
Anonymous
Replies:>>245444
>>245436
We have an excess of doctor OCs, we need some different professions
No.245444
Anonymous
Image:175192904390.png(49kB, 800x800)AntiSmokeBrigade.png
>>245443
Don't worry, we have an arsonist and a firefighter too!
No.245445
Anonymous
Replies:>>245447
>>245441
which one theres a lot of those
No.245446
Anonymous
Replies:>>245478
>>245435
>>245440
>Pocketsteaks is a good artist
>But he's also a great writer
>And he causes damaged parts of the brain in schizophrenics to flare up, making them super schizophrenics
A human being cannot have such power.
No.245447
Anonymous
>>245445
Anyone, they all know what to do with mutants.
No.245448
Anonymous
Image:175192928882.jpg(9kB, 743x413)Sad-Hamster-meme-8gmiw7.jpg
>>245435
>merely existing
lmao
Pocketsteacks was always known as a subaverage artist and racissist dramaddict and attentionwhore, he was the first to began namefagging even with there having been no demand or curiosity about him at all.
Not to forget his recent sobstory of how he never did anything to spite anyone, didn't he make an OC for pillar and drew it 10 times, along with other hate art?
If he would make his greens and arts nobody would mind him, but his addiction to drama and attention along with spiteposting of old art make him a nuissance and infantile sperg.
I don't claim every repost of his visual vomit is him since we have actual fags and naive newfags here by now, but his behaviour was more known and called out in March 2024 when he contributed to malicious Oogispam making threads unusable for a month.
The entire image of him being an innocent contentfag is the corniest narcissist shit anyone did in these threads.
No.245449
Anonymous
>>245436
I doubt he has a license(Do drones even get licenses?).
No.245450
Anonymous
Replies:>>245453
>>245448
That's why no one believes you, Oilrig.
No.245451
Anonymous
Image:175192952461.gif(1.32MB, 422x234)begone.gif
>>245448
No.245452
Anonymous
>>245448
It’s crazy how absolutely none of this is true whatsoever.
No.245453
Anonymous
>>245450
That wasn't me.
No.245454
Anonymous
I like boyzi, he's cute
No.245455
Anonymous
Replies:>>245458
No.245456
Anonymous
>>245454
kissu Boyzi
hold hands with Boyzi
frot Boyzi’s small, synthetic penis
plap Boyzi lovingly
No.245457
Anonymous
Replies:>>245459
>>245454
> Boyzi but no femN
No.245458
Anonymous
Replies:>>245464
>>245455
Yes, do not make me kiss you anon
No.245459
Anonymous
Replies:>>245461
Image:175192994844.jpg(123kB, 680x680)GW2UcQwXsAAMVYE.jpeg
>>245457
Yes, because FemN is my!
No.245460
Anonymous
Image:175193034155.png(118kB, 713x528)ooooo.png
>>245441
gas masks and black uniforms.... siiiigh...
No.245461
Anonymous
>>245459
Motherbearing hips.
No.245462
Anonymous
>>245353
>>245357
I'm reminded of the HAPA brony neonazi who waifu'd Pinkie Pie who if you look into it very transparently got brainwashed by LE into shooting firefighters on the anniversary of a tragedy in the Aryan Brotherhoods: the LE in the area were allegedly trying to justify their existence/secure funding for years & weeks beforehand there were astroturfed posts on TikTok circling the area the shootings later took place in with the caption "What happens here?"
No.245463
Anonymous
>>245461
Is that a line from one of Boyzi's anime?
No.245464
Anonymous
Replies:>>245470
Image:175193093252.jpg(84kB, 640x612)soviet friendly kiss.jpg
>>245458
No homo, comrade.
No.245465
Anonymous
Replies:>>245474
>>245461
>Motherbearing
anon...
No.245466
Anonymous
Image:175193109867.gif(192kB, 621x462)burger-guy.gif
>245413
>my honest reaction to whatever the fuck this tirade is
No.245467
Anonymous
>>245466
>happiest Auntie Cyn’s employee in the Ebott-1 subterranean mega-arcology
No.245468
Anonymous
>>245466
>undertale
oh boy, get ready for another paragraph of his toby fox conspiracy
No.245469
Anonymous
Image:175193208043.png(114kB, 493x757)Capture.PNG
working on new avre ref a bit more
I Think i did really good with the new head shape.
No.245470
Anonymous
Image:175193209656.png(10kB, 960x640)they kiss.png
>>245464
Thanks anon
No.245471
Anonymous
>>245469
there's something so visually satisfying about this design, and those love handles, UNF.
No.245472
Anonymous
Replies:>>245482
>>245469
Kek, she has a beak. Good work, anon.
No.245473
Anonymous
Replies:>>245475
you get to fuck the drone you find most attractive BUT you also have to fuck the male version of her.
who is it, do you accept, and how does it go?
No.245474
Anonymous
>>245465
>He doesn't know
No.245475
Anonymous
Image:175193239847.jpg(52kB, 386x386)1518449369560.jpg
>>245473
N and N get pregnant with my children.
No.245476
Anonymous
>>245469
That's a lot of small mechanical detailing
No.245477
Anonymous
Image:175193245477.jpg(172kB, 1080x1260)IMG_3650.jpeg
>>245448
No.245478
Anonymous
Replies:>>245488
Image:175193250572.jpg(628kB, 1920x1080)warhammer-40k-psykers-sanctioned-psyker.jpg
>>245435
>>245438
>>245440
>>245442
>>245446
Clearly this is the work of an individual with dangerous mental powers.
No.245479
Anonymous
Image:175193253120.png(622kB, 1280x1149)d7286142725fe2c74bca174973ed7578.png
Anon, there's no time to explain, you have to impregnate sentinel drone! NOW!
No.245480
Anonymous
>>245479
understood, impregnating Pavo's balls now
No.245481
Anonymous
>>245480
Somebody needs to upload the recent mpreg stuff to the booru
No.245482
Anonymous
>>245472
nah, just teef mixed with her ususal ":>" face

Though she could probably rock a plaugedoc mask ngl
No.245483
Anonymous
Replies:>>245497
>>245442
Steak Chan should be drawn I need to see what it would look like
No.245484
Anonymous
So i tried this thing called "Suno" and...
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gRMz52l40APEJtAuGeb9csE0ejXUuLVM/view?usp=drivesdk
Also more of my other work to anyone new who missed it
>>244687
>>244934
No.245485
Anonymous
>>245469
put on some clothes
No.245486
Anonymous
>>245413
>You have no idea what lurks here, virtue signaling white knight
Did you learn this before or after they blew up your microwave?
No.245487
Anonymous
>>245469
do not put on some clothes
No.245488
Anonymous
Replies:>>245491
Image:175193389541.gif(28kB, 112x112)IMG_4633.gif
>>245478
Leave me out of this
No.245489
Anonymous
>>245479
No thanks. I'll impregnate my worker wife.
No.245490
Anonymous
>>245489
Sorry anon, she’s already been sentinelized
No.245491
Anonymous
>>245488
The *other* individual with dangerous mental powers.
No.245492
Anonymous
Replies:>>245502
>>245490
Jokes on you. I made a new WD body for her and transferred her program to it.
No.245493
Anonymous
>>245489
Congratulations! Your Worker wife has been scheduled for a free upgrade package!
No.245494
Anonymous
Image:175193406413.png(79kB, 499x770)kek.png
kek
No.245495
Anonymous
Replies:>>245499
>>245490
Foreverial sentinelized and loving it?
No.245496
Anonymous
>>245494
smug mosquito bitch needs correction
No.245497
Anonymous
Image:175193424349.jpg(100kB, 741x1097)Who.jpg
>>245483
Maybe someone more serious than me will draw it for you until then have this.
No.245498
Anonymous
>>245480
[/b]Report to the Supreme Commander of the Earth Systems Federation, from General [Redacted], [Redacted] base by [Redacted]. Top Secret.[/b]

Sir, I am informing you that our program to increase the number of core drone units in the Sentinel Corps has completely failed. We expected soldiers and personnel to undergo [Redacted] with core drone units, to [Redacted] and then receive an untrained neural network unit suitable for the upgrade procedure. It turned out that soldiers and personnel either refused to [Redacted] with core drone units, or they underwent [Redacted] with core drone units of the same gender, which did not result to [Redacted]. Due to the failure of the first program, I am initiating an executive order forcing all soldiers and personnel to [Redacted] with core drone units regardless of their choice. Please approve my petition no later than [Redacted].

Glory to the Federation and Mankind!
No.245499
Anonymous
>>245495
Indubitably
No.245500
Anonymous
>>245363
never forget that Jane did this and it's impossible to hate her enough for it
No.245501
Anonymous
Replies:>>245504
>>245497
Why so fat
No.245502
Anonymous
Replies:>>245508
>>245492
You… transferred her program??
surely you mean you instanced her core? Otherwise that’s not your wife, that’s just non sentient personality matrix code
No.245503
Anonymous
Image:175193437731.jpg(6kB, 251x201)1751920159065167.jpg
>"Wow Jane, it sure was nice of you to let those desperate refugees go past the checkpoint."

>"Refugees?"
No.245504
Anonymous
Replies:>>245510
>>245497
>>245501
Draw her as a thicc shortstack
No.245505
Anonymous
>>245494
Whats with the bows on all these women!??
No.245506
Anonymous
>>245505
I noticed that only the villains have bows.
No.245507
Anonymous
Replies:>>245509
Mutants tongue my anus.
No.245508
Anonymous
Replies:>>245512
>>245502
Core, program, whatever.
She's my wife.
No.245509
Anonymous
Replies:>>245515
>>245507
What are you, gay?
No.245510
Anonymous
Replies:>>245513
Image:175193470938.jpg(108kB, 587x1228)Shorty.jpg
>>245504
Like this?
No.245511
Anonymous
>>245505
That’s how u know they’re girls stupid
No.245512
Anonymous
Replies:>>245514
>>245508
no, anon, there's a massive difference there. if you transfered her core then yes that's your wife. otherwise it's a copy and your actual wife is wherever you left her original core
No.245513
Anonymous
Replies:>>245517
>>245510
Add her iconic seifuku!!!!
No.245514
Anonymous
>>245512
Ok. So I transferred the core. Right.
No.245515
Anonymous
>>245509
No, I'm a Pocketsteaks simp.
No.245516
Anonymous
Image:175193501213.png(212kB, 325x508)the horrible chicken man.png
>this is whats caused so much destruction and schizophernia
steaks chan.... contrap her
No.245517
Anonymous
Replies:>>245519
Image:175193525378.jpg(113kB, 589x1175)Baka.jpg
>>245513
Is this good?
No.245518
Anonymous
Lemme get this straight:
>SDs are made from DD parts
>This often includes processors/memory banks/whatever the hell stores memories
>Thus many SDs have the memories of being DDs
>SDs have some degree of Solver weirdness in them (possibly something to do with the CFL patch)
>SDs can also be made from scratch with WD cores
>Every single DD potentially has a SD counterpart (even canon characters, but this never gets explored in these threads)
>Code can also be copied from an experienced core to a fresh one, essentially creating a clone
No.245519
Anonymous
>>245517
She’s perfect
My wife
No.245520
Anonymous
>>245518
>SDs are made from DD parts
No I don’t think that’s true nonny
No.245521
Anonymous
Replies:>>245523
>>245518
>>245520
Untrue for K-class Drones, True for Reclaimers, hand toss for the rest
No.245522
Anonymous
Replies:>>245524
Image:175193585511.jpg(4kB, 116x124)175104698999s.jpg
>Right after finishing my beer.
>I'm looking on the road for a deer.
>Unfortunately for you I'm filled up on gas.
>I'm gonna get your ass.
>You can’t run longer afar.
>Don't forget...I'll hit you with your own car.
No.245523
Anonymous
Replies:>>245525
>>245520
>>245521
Somebody said that SDs are made from DD parts and I wanna know who. Furthermore, which SDs are reclaimers?
No.245524
Anonymous
>>245522
the jones is coming
No.245525
Anonymous
Replies:>>245529
Image:175193616106.png(331kB, 588x588)AvreAponYe.png
>>245523
>Which SD's Are reclaimers?

Avre, All mech drones (minus one), and Any Sentinel Drone originating from Elysium-3 (its how they are made there, Its one of their exports post war)
No.245526
Anonymous
I put 5 DDs into the sentinelizer at the same time and it spat out a slightly bulky, very schizophrenic SD
No.245527
Anonymous
DRONE PILE!
No.245528
Anonymous
Replies:>>245559
>>245199
Anon Sophie isn't able to accept SD upgrades
No.245529
Anonymous
>>245525
IT SAYS NOT TO DO SPECIFICALLY THAT ON THE INSTRUCTIONS!!!
No.245530
Anonymous
>>245518
My understanding incoming.
The "K-series", Dr. Holly's sentinels, V1, whatever you call them are basically clones of a single DD refitted to serve humanity, and will remember being SD-K if they go too long without having their personalities wiped.

V2/Base/Whatever Sentinels are from worker drones who have a rare code mutation that gives them complete immunity to the Solver, appearing as a NULL_REFERENCE when targeted and being unable to be corrupted. They have bodies, either "suits" or full replacements. Elf is somewhere between them, being a unique WD before Holly found her and stuffed her into a K body.

In both cases, their bodies are based heavily off DD technology, but with weaker regeneration, a limited armament assembler weapon array, and no overheating/sunlight weakness.

>So they're OP Mary Sues that are better than DDs?
Yes and no, it's "elite faction vs. mob faction". Sentinel Drones are hero units fighting against an enemy with an endless economy. There's only so many, they can't hold every front, and their loss is unbelievably painful to the war situation.
No.245531
Anonymous
Image:175193669964.jpg(264kB, 823x444)Screenshot_20250708_020355_ibisPaint X.jpg
I need to draw more of Zinnia i like her design. So what are you or your oc wish from this Solver genie?
No.245532
Anonymous
>>245530
>worker drones innately immune to solver for literally no reason
This was written before Mass Destruction, wasn't it?
No.245533
Anonymous
Image:175193719306.jpg(849kB, 1284x916)IMG_9695.jpeg
I can't believe YouTube is allowing such blatantly technophobic content
No.245534
Anonymous
Image:175193784528.png(409kB, 1000x1300)Uzi gambles.png
Stupid meme doodles
>1/2
No.245535
Anonymous
Image:175193786036.png(219kB, 1000x857)Silence tourist.png
>>245534
>2/2
No.245536
Anonymous
Replies:>>245543
Image:175193819099.jpg(1.19MB, 2388x1412)IMG_6969.jpeg
>>245530
No.245537
Anonymous
Replies:>>245539
>>245532
I think Sentinel Base started to crop up after I joined, which was after episode 7, so no. It's just arbitrary code mutations present in maybe one in a million/billion units, most of which go their entire operating career without being checked for it, that remove any hooks the Solver has.
Sometimes I consider writing about it being something more significant than "arbitrary mutations".
No.245538
Anonymous
>>245532
there's a tiny percentage that a drone will just randomly come back to life or mutate, is it really inconceivable that there's a minute chance it'll be immune?
No.245539
Anonymous
Replies:>>245553
>>245537
The show already gives a sufficient explanation in the form of the patch.
No.245540
Anonymous
I'm just going out to get some milk and cigarettes guys, I'll be back soon.
No.245541
Anonymous
>>245540
>Last online: 15 years ago.
No.245542
Anonymous
>>245534
>>245535
You are amazing
No.245543
Anonymous
>>245536
I like it!
No.245544
Anonymous
Replies:>>245545
>>245540
>He barely made it 10 feet from the door before a DD Swooped down and snatched him up mid flight.

>I can still hear his screams.

>We still need milk.
No.245545
Anonymous
>>245544
I mean he's technically getting what he wanted. sort of.
the DD's gonna make him milk her while she smokes cigarettes
No.245546
Anonymous
Replies:>>245548
>>245494
Smug... SEXO!!!
No.245547
Anonymous
Don’t forget to punch an oogi when you’re out frens
No.245548
Anonymous
>>245546
Bug... SEXO!!!
No.245549
Anonymous
>>244749
That would be loafs.
No.245550
Anonymous
I want a DD (or SD, I'm not picky) with particularly big chompers to affectionately nip and nibble me
No.245551
Anonymous
>>245534
>>245535
Kek
Thank you ITAnon
No.245552
Anonymous
>>245193
Is this the one where if you kick it in the right spot it triggers an accident-detection safety feature and shuts off the fuel pump? I remember hearing stories about how you could have a few of your friends immobilize a cop car like that while everyone else stole from a shop a few blocks down back in the day.
No.245553
Anonymous
>>245539
The patch lets an already Solvered drone use AS without risk of corruption, which is different and arguably more potent than immunity.
It was also nowhere near even passing its test phases when the program was abruptly stopped by core collapse, having a whopping one success on record and an extra one after the fact.
No.245554
Anonymous
Replies:>>245555
>>245552
>walk past older model police drone while out shopping
>slap her ass, rendering her immobile and leaving her powerless to stop you from shoplifting in front of her
No.245555
Anonymous
Image:175194046770.jpg(39kB, 640x480)2FABP43F0FX254917-1985-Ford-Ltd-Crown-Victoria-front-left-23289377.jpg
>>245552
Yup.
>>245554
KEK.
No.245556
Anonymous
Replies:>>245557
Uzi giving birth to creepy crawlers after she had sex with N
The absolute solver giggling at the horror
No.245557
Anonymous
>>245556
>it wasn't just Negev
>Beretta and Mac were also born as matter collection mode critters who only became headcrab cores after collecting enough matter
No.245558
Anonymous
Image:175194522620.jpg(120kB, 850x695)sample-ddb013c2f9f36be85b96ae4c43e1f4ff[1].jpg
>"I killed them Uzi. Not just the men, but the women and children too."
>"Because they said your hair looked dumb?"
>"Totally justified if you ask me."
No.245559
Anonymous
Replies:>>245618
>>245528
Let me explain.
Sophie was an experiment to see if they could mass produce the anti-Solver trait. They assumed that it’s a code thing. Nothing happened. She does not exhibit the unique energy signature that SDs like Harper have even before they undergo the upgrade. Therefore they just let Harper raise Sophie on her downtime because it seemed to be good for her mental state.
What they did conclude is that the anti-Solver trait seems to be something they CANNOT recreate
No.245560
Anonymous
Image:175194875807.jpg(110kB, 1636x1179)1713932097579.jpg
>mlem
>"Oogi wub Enn."
>mlem
>"Enn wub Oogi."
>mlem
>"Oogi wub Enn."
>mlem
>"Enn wub Oogi."
>mlem
>"Oogi wub Enn."
>mlem
>"Enn wub Oogi."
No.245561
Anonymous
>>245560
>This killed God
No.245562
Anonymous
Image:175194927351.png(12kB, 326x500)dbe815f867d057b7798a63f1022a9109.png
>>245560
>"Errm, what the sigma?"
No.245563
Anonymous
Replies:>>245570
Idea for a new Drono dwarfus retardius subspecies: Mlemily
No.245564
Anonymous
No.245565
Anonymous
Dronestuck.
No.245566
Anonymous
>>245565
Gnomestruck>Dronestuck
No.245567
Anonymous
Replies:>>245575
>>245565
Drone romance
No.245568
Anonymous
>>245565
> YOURE A GENUINE DICKSUCKER
No.245569
Anonymous
>>245560
This resurrected God
No.245570
Anonymous
Replies:>>245576
Image:175195028405.png(1.95MB, 1080x1440)random-doodles-to-start-the-year-off-v0-pgd3mgbdxfae1.png
>>245563
i approve of this
No.245572
Anonymous
Replies:>>245577
Image:175195040790.jpg(254kB, 1920x1013)You Couldn't Help Yourself.jpg
>Vass
No.245573
Anonymous
Replies:>>245588
Video:175195068679.mp4(1.88MB / 0:00:19 / avc1, 1280x720)Farmer ghost.mp4
Full version:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gRMz52l40APEJtAuGeb9csE0ejXUuLVM/view?usp=drivesdk
No.245574
Anonymous
Replies:>>245592
>>245494
Why is she so damn smug
and why am I slightly upset about it
No.245575
Anonymous
>>245567
You and me could write a drone romance.
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
No.245576
Anonymous
Replies:>>245583
>>245570
I am not marrying this creature before sex.
No.245577
Anonymous
Image:175195148110.png(111kB, 672x434)1449361337554.png
>>245572
>demure maid DD V
No.245578
Anonymous
Replies:>>245579
>You are Anon.
>You are the only creature in recorded history to give Serial Designation V any semblance of sanity.
>Unfortunately you are not a drone fucker.
>That, however, does not matter. Because robot goddess Uzi has decided that for the good of the whole, you need to be with V.
>Mostly so she stops eating people. (People being both drones, and people.)
>Your life is hell.
No.245579
Anonymous
>>245578
Oh no!
What a terrible fate!
No.245580
Anonymous
Image:175195218847.png(65kB, 221x227)AbbyinHell.png
Playing Library of Ruina for the first time
Sending the Wife to Hell
No.245581
Anonymous
Replies:>>245582
kissing every last one of Abby's freckles
No.245582
Anonymous
>>245581
That’s a lot of kissing.. gonna take forever
No.245583
Anonymous
>>245576
The closest thing Emily can physically have to sex is immoral makeouts. Unless you're going off-model like a coward.
No.245584
Anonymous
Image:175195289780.jpg(37kB, 460x215)header.jpg
Trapping Uzi at the bottom of Substructure 17.
No.245585
Anonymous
I hate my drone wife. She keeps saying I need to eat healthy and stop reading or watching things that make me angry and exercise and that she wants to be with me for as long as possible. Bitch.
No.245586
Anonymous
Replies:>>245587
>>245584
Flying
No.245587
Anonymous
>>245586
Not enough room.
No.245588
Anonymous
Replies:>>245605
>>245573
Okay can you explain her lore
No.245589
Anonymous
Replies:>>245590
Post Juggernaut’s Asgore thing
No.245590
Anonymous
Video:175195447409.mp4(511kB / 0:00:03 / avc1, 720x540)175069283604.mp4
>>245589
No.245591
Anonymous
Image:175195449656.png(113kB, 319x319)DEN_EngravedDoor.png
>>245584
fuck wait hold on funny idea:
>khan brings uzi aside
>"Uzi, after much deliberation over the fact that I said 'Til' death do us part' when I married Nori, and the fact that, legally, she DID die, I've decided to remarry. Meet your new step-mother."
>"...So, is she behind the door? Are you going to open it for her or am I supposed to--"
>"Honey, she IS the door!"
>GO IN GO IN GO IN GO IN GO IN
>WE FOUND YOU WE FOUND YOU WE FOUND YOU
>THINK OF ALL YOU COULD HAVE
>"...Ah."
No.245592
Anonymous
>>245574
Question: how much money is in your bank account anon?
No.245593
Anonymous
>>245590
I love this idiot
No.245594
Anonymous
Replies:>>245596
>>245590
Oh no, Activision!
No.245595
Anonymous
Image:175195722562.png(1.05MB, 2000x1642)Illustration2.png
I was busy on the 4th
No.245596
Anonymous
>>245594
Her name is Acetaminophen
No.245597
Anonymous
>>245595
Hell Yeah
No.245598
Anonymous
Image:175195854677.png(1.43MB, 2000x1934)Spoiler image
before you ask, no. This is just bondage. No nugget
No.245599
Anonymous
>>245590
I can't believe asprin is dead
No.245600
Anonymous
Replies:>>245602
>>245599
Her name is Aspergers
No.245601
Anonymous
Replies:>>245603
>>245598
nipples lights
No.245602
Anonymous
Replies:>>245604
>>245599
>>245600
Asparagus is incapable of dying and always comes back
No.245603
Anonymous
Image:175195956184.jpg(253kB, 1682x1080)Screenshot_2025-02-19-02-55-46-714_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
>>245601
Canon btw (Viewer's lect to the WD symbol)
No.245604
Anonymous
>>245602
Astigmatism dies on the inside
No.245605
Anonymous
>>245588
Her booru wiki:
https://dronebooru.co/posts?tags=strawberry+&z=5
No.245606
Anonymous
Asenath. Her name is Asenath. Got that?
Say her name.
No.245607
Anonymous
>>245606
Assemblywoman...
No.245608
Anonymous
>>245606
Ass in bath?
No.245609
Anonymous
>>245606
Assign a bath
No.245611
Anonymous
>>245598
Yes, excellent. Excellent.
No.245612
Anonymous
>>245595
If I remove their bathing suits, will they die?
Cute.
No.245613
Anonymous
>>245598
shouldn't the bands around her arms also be colored in black?
No.245614
Anonymous
>>245598
>the chainsaw actually has those soft tips meant for stimulation
No.245615
Anonymous
Image:175196776199.jpg(123kB, 677x855)Heal slut and heal sadist.jpg
>Do we count as medics or technicians or both?
>What?
No.245616
Anonymous
>>245598
Holy kek.
No.245617
Anonymous
>>245595
SEXO! So fucking damn sexo!
No.245618
Anonymous
>>245559
Meh, in my canon, sentinel drone babies have solver protection, so Sophie will have to enter government service like a normal sentinel drone.
No.245631
Anonymous
>>245595
I love y so much man
No.245659
Anonymous
>>245606
Ampersand