/md/ - Murder Drones

>Hey hey people
>Sseth here
>Have YOU wanted to run a ponzee scheme and be able to get away with it?
>Have YOU ever wanted to experience the exquisite bliss of hiring illegal immigrants to pay them below the minimum wage?
>Have YOU ever wanted to return to the Democrat golden age when slavery was legal?
>I don't know why I went on that tangent, I've been huffing worker drone oil these past few days now so my grasp on cognition is at best loose
>Anyways
>Today I'm interviewing the Joblins and the Joblin family
>Lets start off with the positives for the Joblins
>Joblins are cute little wagies that speak with a retarded but cute speech impediment and are ten times more competent than your conventional J model drone
>On the downside you need to have at least ten of the little slut because like guinea pigs they need lots of company. And I don't know about you but I want my crack smoking hours to be quiet.
>Hobjoblins are a bigger and more sturdy varient of the typical Joblin and speak with an air of authority they don't have, perfect for middle managing your joblins.
>Unfortunately they're ravenous cock fiends and will ruin your gooning sessions
>And finally we come to the Jugbear
>I'm going to be honest, Jugbears scare me.
>Recently my J wife came home from a hunting trip at a worker drone rights rally, but she hasn't been the same
>Last I checked she wasn't seven feet tall, didn't have massive mommy milkers, or speak like a cave woman. At least she still has her massive plapcake ass.
>Anyways sorry to cut this video short, my wife told me it's cuddle time. And she doesn't take no for an answer.

>>238003
Cylly

>the emphasis given to that lingering Mr. Kill mode stare N gave Khan
>N suddenly looking nervous and guilty when Doll reminds Uzi the genocide robots killed her mom too
You will never convince me that not only was Nori supposed to be dead for real (and maybe still around as a ghost), but there was going to be a "Uzi finds out N killed her mom-ruining her and her dad's lives in the process-and was hoping she'd never find out and him trying to hide that from her destroys the trust that existed between them at some extremely inconvenient time" plot beat, and Nori telling N he looked familiar was a vestigial remnant of that.

do you think feddies every tried to cobble together prosthetic limbs out of discarded DD parts only to learn the hard way that they've got solver meat on the inside?

>>238011
Yeah, I hope we'll one day get a honest and complete statement on lore development. I doubt they had everything settled as episode 2 came out, I believe the, planned till 6 and then changed 7&8.
Also, someone recently pointed out that the early concept art of Alice&Beau (where she wears the WD jacket and boots) does not have her CFL collar, so she was initially intended for a very different role (obviously antagonist, but the current Alice is very intertwined with CFL, I wonder what exactly she would have been like, considering this was probably from the stage before cores and so were added.

>>238016
Autistic goblin. Bitey. Probably smelly too.

>>238017
no one can even handle the passion of a russian non disassembly drone so, nyet

>>238013
I think that after seeing on the battlefield that the disassembly drones had solver meat inside them, the Federation immediately realized that it would be a VERY BAD idea to use them as prosthetics.

>>238014
I think she was going to be straight up a cannibal, instead of just stripping bodies she finds for parts, living in exile in the middle of nowhere. And Beau was originally going to be her actual son instead of a homunculus.

>>238014
I'm also curious why the upper level of Cabin Fever "set" was so sprawling beyond what we saw of it in episode 6.

>>238018 (me)
>>238016
Also, desperate for a boyfriend who won't push back on her spergouts. Ideally, one who's also a dreamy vampire.

>>238024
Uzi's a goblin, not a gremlin.
Also, Lizzy should have been the protagonist.

>>238024
j exists to get killed by uzi in the pilot

N pp

>>238016
I understand her. She needs affection to make a long story short

>>238026
Since wacky Lovecraft XD the bacon narwhals at midnight was always going be part of MD, I feel like J was always going to be the demonstration that the Absolute Solver owns its vampire army's souls and just respawns them in a new body if they get damaged beyond their ability to regenerate.

>Quasimorphosis but it's the Solver

>>238028
Please be patient, she has autism.

>>238031 (me)
>>238028
To make a shorter story even shorter.

Stinky drone girls!
I need uzi to sit on my face! I CAN TANK THE STANK

>>238033
I wanna force Uzi to overheat so I can sear a steak on her crotch

>>238035
>filename
wat?

>>238035
Cute, she finally decided to become a full-fledged member of society and put on normal clothes! I'm so proud of her!

Now bunnydrone has to find a job, but it won't be as difficult as washing up.

>>238037
SEX

>>238038
I'VE DRAWN HER IN NORMAL CLOTHES BEFORE, I SWEAR WAAAAHHHH

>>238031
Basically Khan’s neglect led to her developing issues, which led to her alienating everyone.
N broke that cycle by being an open-minded sweetheart

>>238040
NO PROOF, NO CASE!

>>238034
>I DRIVE A STEAK IN YOU

>>238035
>>238037
かわいい

>>238043
Yum

>>238014
>>238021
crazy cannibal innawoods Alice... cozy little home furnished with dead DDs...

>>238048
>because they are fucking monsters
They're that good at fucking, huh?

>Fun Daily Murder Drones Canon Facts: Khan having a magazine dedicated to doors implies that Copper-9's Outpost has an entire printing industry which means that Drones are creating their own books and stories

>>238050
Drone Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition when?

>>238024
>J should've been the protagonist
Based. Get Kitsch to write it aswell.

>>238048
>Implying the Average human male WOULDN'T date the first semi-attractive sentient entity that showed any interest in them.

Does the same apply to femanons?

>>238053
>bunnydrone secretly hoping there are train molesters
>absolutely none show up

>>238053
She has such an expression on her face that it's like she's been denied rape and she's just asking her reflection "why?"

By the way, this suit really looks very cute on her.

>>238054
My brother in christ, concept-art Male J got lewded by Femdrone Femanon within an hour of the glitchinn leak. What do you think?

>Fun Daily Murder Drones RPG Facts: In the side-quest "Walking With Giants" if you turn to the right after talking to Marcy you can discover an exhibition dedicated to the elusive "Copper-9 Duende" It's a statue of Uzi

>>238059
>SD-U-U shrieks in gutwrenching terror after gazing upon the statue

>>238058
Where's the image anon?

>>238060
Look at the booru i don't have the image readily available rn

>Fun Daily Murder Drones RPG Facts: You can actually sell Mac into slavery if you encounter the "Strange Drone In Welding Mask". Of course having Beretta or (good alignment/neutral) Negev in the party will result in a massive disposition loss or even them leaving the party entirely/turning hostile, however JC (From the Shattered Dimensions DLC) will praise you and argue for you to be paid triple the amount offered by the "Welding Mask Drone", this bypasses the speech check that grants you the unique rifle "The Slaver"

>>238055
she wants physical affection and someone who cares, not molestation

>>238065
She's so horribly touch-starved that she'll take anything.

>>238054
Anon, this things committed genocide against YOUR species. Entire nations have been hated for far less, so it's unlikely that more than a couple of psychos will date them.

>>238060
>>238062
https://dronebooru.co/posts/1790?q=serial_designation_j_%28concept%29+
There's also a clean version that I forgot about

>Fun Daily Murder Drones RPG Facts: Admiral Oogi canonically has the highest kill-count out of every NPC in the game, The Solver included

>>238071
Kek

>>238070
>hammer
Oh no

>>238070
I feel like this is a reference I don't get but I dig it

>>238076
I just wanted to draw her intimidating

If you open the maintenance port on your worker drones chest you'll expose their core
It's meant for actual maintenance on the drone but nowadays it's used for sexual acts
Every human dating a drone knows the bare minimum for maintaining their drone partner, and this enables lewd coreplay options

>>238079
I'm going to lick strawberry jam off of it

The (E)vil Within

>>238068
appreciated

>>238064
you can start the weird route if you bring N

>>238080
ANON YOU'LL CLOG UP YOUR DRONES WIRES AND CAUSE DEADLY OVERHEATING!

>>238070
Brutal.

>>238071
Kek.

>>238078
She looks funny.

>>238064
Why does Femdrone have a gun?

>>238088
I think the artist who draws her is a gun autist irl.

>>238079
>The more you dating with a drone, the better you know robotics
I knew that all the technicians at the base are dronefuckers, I knew it!

>>238083
>if N is also in your party, he happily sells himself into slavery as well for some father-son bonding
>you can later find him and Mac in a random encounter, the 'Strange Drone in a Welding Mask' lying nearby with her chassis fatally dented on both ends
>N and Mac will rejoin your party
>you can pick up the worker drone's corpse and carry it around
>visiting the "inVentory" in Outpost 3 will prompt the proprietor, the eponymous V, to buy the corpse while salivating

>>238079
There needs to be more wire play drawings

>>238061
>and pukes

>>238090
>Except that one guy
>He's completely oblivious
>He doesn't know why the drones keep asking for maintenance ahead of schedule
>He completely believes the manual about how the writhing and erotic moaning are just quirks related to the BIOS

>>238094
that one green

>>238095
?

>>238096
that one green thats exactly that

>>238069
>Admiral Oogi Theme
General Nausea (Gooseworx Original)

>>238078
gunny bunny

>>238099
foxy jumpscare fnaf 2

>>238069
How does she have such a high kill count?

>>238071
I don't get the reference, but
gooBer-etta

>>238081
> Everest lost to the horniness again

Liquidator Bunnydrone!

>>238091
>pidge is worthless joining the party
>thinking they'll eventually reach some kind of hidden potential upon reaching mid game
>still dog poop
>dialogue option to leave pidge with V to unlock their real potential
>pidge leaves the party
>visit the inVentory every few chapters
>still no option to get them back
>eventually go through V's sale equipment tab
>oil stained black beanie for sale

>You Exist In The Murder Drones Universe And You're A Drone
>BUT
>You still age like a human and die of old age/disease unlike everyone else
Do you accept?

>>238099
>pull bunnydrone in from the screen
>"wai—"
>she falls into anon's lap

>>238107
Atleast Pidge got to "explore" V in a way

>>238104
>"Fuck you (S)creamer!"
>Everest proceeds to breakdance whilst lighting all the oil spills on fire with his sick moves.

>>238099
KISS!

>>238107
Pidge isn't worthless in the rpg, if you go to the out of control drone manufacturarium and use Pidge as a template for all the new drones coming out you'll unlock a third ending where you don't need to blow up the factory or sacrifice a party member. Problem is that's endgame and you have to drag her around that entire time to get her disposition high enough to volunteer. Afterwards there'll be like 10 Pidges per city that just give you shit if you talk to them.

>>238094
He is like an innocent child who does not suspect the indecency happening around him. No one has the courage to tell him the truth.

>>238099
Holy shit, that's seriously scary. Great job, anon.

>>238108
OF COURSE FUCKING NO! Oh my God, this is the worst offer I've ever received in my life! I'd rather sell my house for some panties than agree to this!

>>238119
>BEHOLD
>A THOUSAND CEREALS

>>238102
Oogis have a higher population than humans even before the solver was unleashed.

>>238108
That's a double negative m8

>>238119
>YTPs still existing as an artform in the year 3071.
CINEMA

>>238099
>>238116
yet more irrefutable proof that bunnydrone has secretly been Lucy the whole time

>>238125
SHE IS!

>>238119
> Molly downloads sony vegas
[YTP] The King Downloads Sony Vegas

>>238119
>show molly
>she doesn't understand that it's edited and thinks that not only did the solver possess her long before the lost episode
>it made her act really racist to a bunch of kids

>>238125
>>238126
I'll believe it if we don't see any bunnydrone all october

>>238129
the ears are just another costume to wear, anon. hope you bought enough candy

Smooching Ns' faggotbait mouth!

>>238134
if you press a little lower down you can feel around for an artificial womb mod

>>238133
>t. Femanon

Male Cyn's peepee

>>238138
male cyns peepee
in male n bussy

>>238140
>sequel image
>hamster eating banana.jpg

>>238106
Kek

>>238143
He's still bottoming. By choice

>>238142
post the E version

>>238138
male Cyn destroyed earth, killed the human race, and got a skin suit all because of penis envy

>>238147
>the world was destroyed because male!Cyn got a glimpse of what male!Tessa was packing

>>238143
Where did the drunk anon go?

>>238149
To somewhere less gay.

Grasp the drone FIRMLY.

>>238151
Darn

>>238151
>>238149
I miss all the artfags that left for no reason

>>238154
All that's gonna be left of Murder Drones is AI slop art and AI slop chatbots, just like Liam foresaw

>>238156
Thad supports ukraine, he would never interact with a zigger like Doll.

Oil ghost Doll giving (You) jumpscares because she finds your scared face funny!

Oil ghost Doll eating all your unhealthy food so you stay alive longer.

i wanna upload viruses to Emily and tell her that it's robo god being mad at her

>>238152
>grasping drone soft midsection
>it contours to your grip

>>238162
>i wanna upload programs to Emily and tell her that it's robo god being proud of her

>>238160
Nuuuu!

>>238155
Can I PLEASE have hope

>>238163
>This means they can no longer get uppies from any other human.

>>238150
Side tangent, I really don't think Kirie is against the IC hivemind but rather became the new core of the IC hivemind. To escape without being detected it swapped part of itself onto Kirie and part of Kirie onto itself, which would explain IC0n's human-like behavior, crush on Max, and "safe mode". And the reason Kirie is killing off other ICs is because these "offshoots" are mostly/fully controlled by their human hosts and would be a threat to its power.

>>238168
I'm thinking Miku. I can't stop thinking Miku. Please Miku, give me my mind back. Miku. Miku...

>>238169
Why then the MAKE US WHOLE-ass messages to her on the vending machine, clearly by something that wants to finish Cubeifying her?

>>238171 (me)
>>238169
And the traumatic flashback nightmare?

>>238171
Probably

>>238163
>Let go
>Midsection reverts to normal shape like a sponge.

>>238173
Probably what?

>>238171
>>238172
Like I said it's not fully the IC hivemind, part of Kirie is still there and wants to stop it, not knowing that eliminating the other ICs is part of its bigger plan.

>>238174
Soft dronaholes...

>>238176
ngl, I feel like this idea is the result of seeing Solver traits shared with Kirie and concluding Cynwalker is a recycling of her, rather than her traits being separated into Doll and the Solver.

>>238177
>WD V is forced to dress in a Tenga promotional swimsuit
>As is Uzi

>>238178
Well sorry for thinking "Kirie" isn't a le honest good guy and that the whole "The devil is a lying conniving manipulator" thing she talks about IC0n fully applies to her too

>>238174
Yes

>>238180
>le honest good guy
I think she's vindictive and driven by extremely dark emotions.

>>238182 (me)
>>238180
Like, someone murking a confused loli couldn't be anything else.

but she’s hot

heavily armored combat drones (that are too heavy to receive uppies)

>>238184
Correct. And more importantly, a portrayal of psychological consequences of getting Cronenberged that aren't "complete insanity", which is sorely underexplored an angle. Profound hatred the only thing getting her out of bed.

Still Wakes the Deep but Droens

I have taught my drone to sing Miku.

>>238188
>Drone learns to sing what is, from her perspective, classical music made by her ancestors.

>>238168
jatsune jiku

>>238189
Cute

>>238192
>keypad funky town

>>238194
>Strawberry
More like the reject pile lol

>>238194
>norwood 7
>ice u-u
>strawberry
>pidges
>eepy
summerpile is always a treat to look through

>>238194
>>238195
>>238196
Only decent things on the pile were the J Buns.

>>238070
I want her to forcibly kiss me

>>238194
It's so small.... Where did everyone go?

>>238201
To the other drawpile. These are the late arrivals that didn't make it on time and had to make their own inferior drawpile

>>238202
There was another? Where did Merc go?

>>238204
He left bro

>>238205
Did he really just leave?

>>238208
I hope he comes back one day....

>>238194
aw man I wanna join

>>238208
Where is Steaks?

>>238212
Where is anyone?

>live on a tidally locked shithole of a planet
>the only reason it's worth living on is the mining operations that got set up
>most of the sun facing side of the planet is too hot for worker drones to go
>the lightless part of the planet is so cold it freezes drone oil unless properly mixed with antifreeze
>but in the twilight zone between both hells is where you live
>it isn't heaven or anything, you'd call it purgatory if you were to compare it to anything
>your job is to oversee the delivery of mined resources off planet
>it isn't an exciting life but it's your life
>at least you can go home to your drone wife at the end of the day
>thank god they legalized human/robot marriage

>>238214
CLANKER

>>238208
Lol that ice oogi

the fuck is up with the excessive doomposting today?

>>238219
Is it unjustified?

>>238220
do you lack object permanence?

>>238221
No. I just haven't seen the best of the best

Molli joined DronoLive and her streams got weird

>>238223
Draw eet

>>238194
bunfestation
sneaky harper
suprise strychnine

>>238219
It will pass, this is the twentietht iteration of the doom and gloom cycle

>>238194
I miss springlock

>>238228
Love you.

Khan: "Stay away from the Murder Drones"
Uzi: *gets Murder Drone boyfriend*
Dad and the Murder Drone:

>>238230
Khan and N probably do get along. Because N likes doing anything and listening to a six hour long rant about doors is anything.

>>238230
What do you hope to achieve with these posts? Their point seems to be solely to resemble "normie reddit memes", you did them on /co/ as well for a while now

>>238228
The fuck?

>>238233
I haven't been on /co/ in two months the fuck you mean?

>>238235
>not leddit
>not /co/
This is the schizobunker

>>238236
Jane’s rat genes

>>238236
I wanna take ratjane out on dates that she would inevitably ruin by acting like a rat

>>238236
Jane would walk around the house nude and drink milk out of the cart

love jane

>>238228
pocketsteaks?

>>238240
Yeah