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Hello Friends, today subject: Drones, and why do we love them. The answer? Because they are cute and lovely, but that is just my answer, why do you love them Drones? But I have a slight suspicion that you have a similar reason. The enchanting Booru: https://dronebooru.co The wheel overflowed with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The acclaimed OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>250421
Just a warning. >Unag-E Joro is real >If you give her a hug you WILL slip and fall onto her and she WILL wrap her squishy eel tail around you and cuddle you
The Bulgar Drone, and the rest of the Balkan Drones or not I don't dictate their lore, resides on Nebulae-3 in the Nebulae system. >Nebulae-3, like the Balkans, is an economically disadvantaged planet of the Federation - low wages, corrupt officials and so on. >Nebulae-3 is also a popular tourist destination because its comparatively cheaper than any other tourist planet. >Nebulae-3, despite being a mish-mash of colonialists of Balkan origins, still retain their ancestors' history and way of life with clear divisions between ethnicities and religions. >At some point during the Solver War, Nebulae-3 has hit with some sort of virus or bacteria, it isn't clear what it is since nobody gives a shit about the planet anyways, which targeted and killed off the human population. The planet remained ecologically stable. >The WDs, now left without anyone to rule them, start to organize themselves within Balkan norms since they don't know better.
>The Bulgar Drone's pet Sentinel, which he calls Ivanko, is a very good boy. He protects the Bulgar Drone's residence from rogue DDs and the lifestock. >The Bulgar Drone's favorite type of rakija is apple rakija. >He doesn't fear DDs like regular DDs, just like the rest of the WD population on Nebulae-3, and will actively chase them away from his farm. If he does manage to catch one, he will kill them with his shepherd's stick. >Is suspicious of humans but has no animosity towards them.
I was just wondering what to do with the green stuff that was already uploaded? I already found a green that was already uploaded, should I contact ViolentAnon to remove my upload?
>>251391 >Was playing some generic MMO >Saw Masqy in the game and said hello to her because it's Masqy wow hi! >She's very terse and cuts the conversation off the first chance she gets, clearly upset by the whole thing >When I bring it up in the thread I get a similar response
>>251392 I uploaded this: https://dronebooru.co/posts/13851?q=greentext when there is already an original from the author: https://dronebooru.co/posts/13673?q=greentext
>squeeze a long, thin line of boogi honey onto the ground on a windy day >the wind carries the delicious scent far and wide, attracting hungry oogis >they waddle over to get a taste, dropping on all fours to mlem the honey on the ground >they shoot up in surprise when they hear me rack a round into my shotgun and take aim
pocketsteaks hasn't given them a story so until proved otherwise I'm just going to assume they're canonically fine and living happily ever after on a paradise world undetected by the solver
>>251405 They were living in a cave surrounded by an army of millions of DDs when suddenly the Copper-9 shenanigans happened and all the DDs wanted to be their friends and gave them hugs and fugs and they built a new society together.
>Be you, JCJENSON drone technician in an orbital station over Carbon-10 >You spent a decade or so in cryo >When you woke up all the drones in the station were dead, looked like some sort of monster came through the place and slaughtered them all and left >And it looks like in the mass murder they fried half of the life support systems >Great >So you pack up as much food and water as you can into an escape pod and bail from the station >The trip to the planet below was rough >The impact of the pod meeting the planet thankfully didn't turn you to chunky salsa, but you now have several broken ribs >You just lay in the pod in crippling agony for a while, not much else you can do besides lie there and try not to black out >Something starts cutting your pod open >You can see silhouettes of drones... wearing what looks like french revolutionary military uniforms? >Are you hallucinating or something? >"Sacre blue! A human pig-dog!" >Ghat is the worst fake french accent you've ever heard >You're not dealing with this and let yourself black out Will make more of this shit show when I'm less busy at work
I make a conclusion that is logical in its essence: the activity of the drama is directly proportional to the amount and volume of greentext. Having bypassed two full-fledged threads, I was able to save only three greentexts of normal size, everything else is short grees and I am not even sure about a couple, whether it is worth saving them at all.
Don't do drama, anon, it reduces the desire of writefags to write.
>>251419 Negev doesn't "hate her guts", Negev is completely fucking terrified of her. And not for anything she did, but because she's mindbroken by her first conscious memory was seeing Uzi's actually the worst thing in the universe ever using her original body as a sockpuppet.
>>251423 >the oogis are taking captives and sacrificing them again so you'll keep raising the sun every morning >that is, so you'll keep opening the curtains in the house every morning
>The world past the drone in his arms no longer existed to him, everything felt like a bad dream. He wants to wake up, but he's already awake. He wants all this to go away, but it just won't. This is real, this is happening. This could very well be the last moments he shares with the love of his life. >The last time he'll see her... and it's going to be her broken, battered corpse, bleeding out into his arms. He closes his eyes, but that image remains stuck in his head. He tries to think of something else, happy thoughts, but he can't think of anything. Everything hurts, he's being torn to shreds, but all that worries him is her. >"It's fine... It's fine... You'll be alright..." N457 whispers. He doesn't believe in what he says, yet he continues to lie to himself. >N457 thinks back to what Jones said. With each passing second his advice seems more and more correct. The juggernaut had indeed made a terrible, terrible mistake. He grew attached to something fleeting, only to be hurt again. He fully knew the odds of this happening, but he ignored them to satisfy his own selfish desires. >He was to blame for her grave condition, he brought all this upon himself. Masqy is about to die and it's his fault... But why? Why must everything come with such a heavy cost? Why isn't he allowed to relish this new feeling, a feeling he doesn't even understand? What crime has he committed?
>Suddenly... It was all over. The sounds of war came to an abrupt end in what felt like an instant. That should've been reassuring, but for whatever reason... it wasn't. He didn't want to open his eyes, fearful of the battle's results, fearful of what he'd see in his arms. >Whether they had won or suffered a bitter defeat at the hands of the disassembly drones, he still had no desire to face the present. He was afraid to confront reality, just like he was afraid back then, when he left them behind... >He really hasn't changed.
>This had been one of the worst assaults the juggersquad had endured thus far. Noone died, luckily, but almost everyone was damaged, the injuries ranging from light to severe. It'll be a while till the squad gets back up on its feet, but until then, they're just thankful to be alive. >Everyone celebrates the triumph. They cheer, throw around the empty bodies of the murder drones, play ball with their heads, ridicule each other's injuries and yell. And as always, only one of them is missing out. >The others find N457 on his knees, holding Masqy. A deep, repetitive droning emanates from him, the closest thing a juggernaut can do to bawling. Occasionally he'd mutter something to the unconscious drone. >"Stay with me... Don't go... You can't... Please..." >They're unsure of what to do, having never seen him act like this. Each of them tries to reach out, but they all hesitate last second, letting him grieve... Then he breaks up the crowd, the only one among them that has somehow remained intact, the commander. >He slaps the mourning man across the face so hard that his head spins a couple times before coming to a stop. That is enough for the big man to finally snap out of it and open his eyes.
>JUGGERNAUT NUMBER... WHAT WAS IT AGAIN? AH YES, 457... >HOT DAMN. THE LAST TIME I'VE SEEN A JUGGERNAUT IN SUCH A SORRY STATE WAS WHEN I STUMBLED UPON THE CORPSE OF OUR LATE COMMANDER, GOD REST HIS ROBOTIC SOUL. >"J-Jones... You were right... She... She..." >SHE'S NOT DEAD, YOU DIMWIT! BUT SHE WILL BE IF YOU KEEP MOPING AROUND LIKE A SISSY INSTEAD OF SAVING HER LIKE YOU PROMISED. BUT AS ALWAYS, COMMANDER JONES HAS TO BE THE ONE TO CLEAN UP AFTER THE NUMBSKULLS' MESSES. >SCIENCENAUT! TEND TO THE LITTLE GAL'S WOUNDS, FIX HER UP GOOD! HANDLERNAUT! YOU GO FETCH THAT GENIUS HER ARM. OH, AND YOU BETTER HELP HIM OUT, WORK YOUR MAGIC! AND YOU, 457, ON YOUR FEET! >The big man gets back up, his movements slow and awkward. As he does so, his forearm, which was barely clinging on, falls right off. Jones' eyes narrows as he looks his soldier up and down. >MY GOD, LOOK AT YOURSELF! WE NEED TO TALK, SON. >Jones turns to the juggersquad and shoos them away so that the two of them can discuss important matters privately.
>YOUR OBSESSION WITH THAT WORKER DRONE FRIGHTENS ME, SOLDIER. EVERY DAY I WATCH YOU GO THROUGH HELL JUST TO PROVE ME WRONG... BUT ONE OF THESE DAYS... ONE OF THESE DAYS... YOU WON'T BE AS FORTUNATE AS YOU WERE TODAY... >ALL I'M SAYING IS... EITHER YOU'LL BITE THE DUST, OR SHE WILL, AND TO BE FRANK WITH YOU, NEITHER OPTION SOUNDS PARTICULARLY PLEASING TO ME. I'M SURE YOU SHARE THE SENTIMENT. >"I told you, commander... All I... All I need to do is find the green division... Please, if you care so much, just... let me do what I must!" N457 begs. >Jones stares back at him, contemplating. Should he make contact with his second worst enemy, or should he disallow it once more and watch his beloved squadmate either get himself killed or continue to wallow in misery? >He hates Caleb. He hates him so much. Caleb hates him even more. But... maybe it's time for him to let go of the past and give up that vendetta. Two enforcers can't stay sworn enemies forever, it's not right! ...Now's the time for them to settle their conflict once and for all. >Jones walks away from N457 and kicks the head off of the nearest DD corpse, seething with rage. He is a stubborn man, but this hopeless romantic had proven to be even more stubborn than he ever could be. Jones had been beaten at his own game. >...FINE! YOU WIN! IF SHE MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU... THEN FINE! TODAY WE SET UP CAMP. TOMORROW WE SET OUT TO FIND THOSE GREEN SONS OF BITCHES.
>Be N >Spend years or potentially decades simping for a raped BPDemon who wouldn't give you the time of day >Have potentially dozens of options when you snap out of your feral vampiric haze >They get murdered by a school shooter who may be even more mentally ill than the BPDemon >When your memories begin to resurface you find you're under the thumb of a turbo-narcissist who sees you as a literal toy >Memories of killing and eating people actually bother you because you're the only character with something reaembling a conscience or moral fiber >Forced to settle for the school shooter after she eats the narcissistic longhouse matron >Trapped in an eternity of slavery at the whims of a girl who has the emotional intelligence of a ping-pong ball
>>251443 V is tantamount to a dumb animal. She has limited agency compared to Uzi, who displayed aggressive antisocial tendencies long before the show started.
>>251436 >captured by drones engaging in long-term french larp >there are a dozen bakeries on your block alone >every one of them expects you, as the only human, to eat their bread
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Yeah I wasn't going to leave Megumi out of this one. I'm also thinking of making these their outfits when they'll have to temporarily leave Takamagahara way later in the story.
>>251474 >Erm... You just don't get it. You're spoused to laugh at the characters Liam wants you to laugh at and be emotional at the characters Liam wants you to. It's not that difficult, sweaty.
>>251469 What I like about the old clothes is that they look simple, they have this "original" spirit. What I like about the new ones is that they really look modern, they have the spirit of a successful rebranding, where the changes didn't make things worse.
>>251507 >playing strip poker with E! >she's not very good because she's a goober >she's stripped down to nothing but her hat >after going all in on a pair of 2s E has lost everything >she slowly, sensually lifts off her hat >Evelyn awakes to find herself at a poker table with (you), completely naked >you can feel the heat of her blush and hear the sudden whirr of her fans as she begins to process her embarrassment
>>251517 Draw N hugging you and telling you it's okay while he lines his tail stinger up with the back of you skull a nanosecond away from euthanizing you for good.
>>251533 i didnt like vicious's drawings and i was kindof upset about it for a while but i realize that theres only like 15 people here and i have nobody else to talk to anymore so i just let everything slide at this point.
>>251467 I like the concept of the new outfits but haruka's in particular just doesn't mesh well with noodly WD legs. maybe give her some big baggy Y2K cargo pants or something. both of megumi's are cute but I like the new hotrod sleeves better
>>251539 Im kinda eh on Fiends shock drawings, Im smart enough to just ignore what I dont want to see. What I cant stand is this victim act she does every single time she posts afterwards, I swear its not something she used to do. I get it, you want to make shocky gore art, you do you, but when people acted shocked and grossed out please stop doing this lame act afterwards of being a sad little victim of a hate campaign because someone called your N art of him eating a toddler with his mindbroken and mutilated wife gross.
>>251525 >in the push of increasingly esoteric social "problems" for neoliberalism to "fix" you may witness blatant pandering to hedonist libertines at the expense of everyone else beyond your comprehension
>>251546 I meant > Anon's sperm goes into Pavo's balls > Pavo's sperm act as eggs for Anon's > Pavo's sperm is now pregnant with Anon's sperm, producing a third type of sperm Yeah I'm confused too
You know Anons. Christmas in July is a thing. We can totally write some Christmas greens early, hell we could probably mix it with a beach green due to it being summer
>>251562 >Despite it not being October, Lucy is allowed out of her box during the summer months due to the fact there is no real associated holiday for them or atleast one the Copper-9 Drones would celebrate >This was until unfortunately Anon decided to mention Christmas in July >This news spread quickly throughout the Outpost resulting in Lucy being forcefully grabbed and stuffed into a box yet again You did this.
>>251573 >NTA 100%. It fucking sucks how it seems that we're really the only place that actually understands what's going on in the show. I genuinely hate it, because it means that Glitch isn't listening to us and instead the thousands of idiots who think that Tessa WAS Cyn somehow
>>251575 Just to clarify I don't mean Cynwalker or as the outside fandom calls them "Cynessa". I've seen people claim that Tessa was always The Solver even in the flashbacks
>>251588 >What type of greens do you want to see? detective drone noir bittersweet kino something with good fight scenes >what greens have you been looking forward to? arctic base wireplay finality girl anything by the guy who wrote Pavo deep cover Avre smut foderri (lol) Marcy's Mega Mall (lmao even) I'm sure I'm forgetting some
The age of human waifus is over. OVER. over. What progress and stability have human women brought humanity? All they have done was bring drama and DISCOURSE! The Solver SOLVERsolver will bring Unity to the Federation. Vengeful Sons of The Federation waifus? Please. Merely a band of misanthropic terrorists inching humanity closer to EXTINCTION. Liquidator waifus? While commendable for their bravery they are ultimately too broken to be reside in my new world. FEMALE NORMALS are simply too unpredictable and violent for love, and they will be MUTATED into proper waifus or they will die dieDIE Drones, mutants and Solver Sapiens are the true path forward for humanity, the ideal waifus. There is nothing you can DO to convince me otherwise. This conversation is over OVERover
Well, Thread #252. So here is my version of the upcoming graphic novel.
This is actually a collection of rewrites I’ve had for the show. Not because I wanted to “fix” or “improve” the show! Mind you, it’s all just food for thought to entertain myself.
So. . .
>Copper-9 was a fully fledged society with several shops and restaurants and other amenities, not just a mining colony. >There are more types of robots than just the worker drones, coming in all shapes and sizes with a specialized role. These include a majority of the wholly original characters. >Each of them cluster in a single outpost. For example, outpost 3 would be where all the worker drones live. >By the time the disassembly drones arrived, they’ve already rebuilt civilization >Their planetwide genocide was much worse but thankfully shortlived, lasting a week until uzi defeats the AS. >Wildlife includes sentinels, cars, helicopters, boats, ships, and robot pets. >I once joked to myself about lizzy being better at making railguns than uzi, this ballooned into her being the smartest prettiest and most popular girl in her class. Comically one upping uzi at almost everything. >Doll is a mellow prankster with a fondness for all things considered weird or creepy. Uzi is her most common victim. She gets more serious once her parents die, albeit more outwardly sadistic than vanilla doll. >all the side characters are unchanged and more prominent. I felt emily being a casual friend of uzi would be a nice touch. >Thad was initially a loudmouthed party animal, but then he was a totally different character so i rewrote back to being more or less his canon self. >Uzi is closer to the stereotypical angsty teenager, and kind of a whiny asshole. She won’t try to bother people but if they get on her nerves enough, things could get violent. >V is a hotblooded lunatic while N barely speaks and acts like a dog most of the time, N isn’t a complete feral beast however. Initially it was vice versa. >J was kinda the same aside from being even more of a wiseass. Swapped her business jargon with military jargon later down the line. >Alice has hands for feet like a monkey but sports an additional pair of arms like a bug, she lives deep in the frozen marshes with her equally schizo family. Contrary to what you might believe, their home is squeaky clean thanks to her intense hatred of “FILTH”
Like I said before, this is all for fun and i don’t intend to make any content about it. I could say more including the specific plot but that’s when details get vague and unfocused.
>your gay Sentinel lover's balls are pregnant >he is about to give birth >the doctors and technicians attending inform you there are two ways to go about this >urethral birth >or a proto-c-section performed on Pavo's balls Choose wisely.
>>251598 >NTA A change I'd like to see is to expand on the main DD trios backstory. There is literally no fucking way they gained those personalities working at a mansion or from being reprogrammed by Tessa. Especially J, if we are supposed to believe she was always a maid at the manor then why the hell does she know corporate jargon and mannerisms? Wouldn't she talk more like an actual maid? And I wouldn't understand why Tessa would give her that personality if we're to believe she was reprogammed, since Tessa seems more rebellious against that way of life
>>251601 N isn’t COMPLETELY mindless. Sure he acts like it more but he’s still cognizant to a degree. He’s like stitch, he may not be smart or talk often. But he still has thoughts and feelings like any other person. And he’s also HIGHLY DESTRUCTIVE
This is the guy behind the Human X Drone greentexts I don't actually hate these types of greens, not a fan of the more pornographic ones, but I do enjoy the occasional sweet ones
>>251621 i can't believe what pige has become also i didn't scale it, i used a smaller binary brush and erased some so it "blends" with the rest of the body
>During the creation of Cynwalker, Tessa's soul assimilates directly into Cyn's mind palace >This assimilation also results in Tessa being able to 'feel' through Cynwalker's senses >Cyn naturally exploits this quirk, torturing Tessa by having Cynwalker regularly commit acts of self-harm and self-pleasure
>>251608 Maybe the library had a personal finance section? Someone once suggested it was a coping mechanism to give her a sense of control over her life. One of my MD rewrites included switching N J and V from the Elliot manor to JCJ HQ. J handled finances and N worked in the mailroom. (I think V was a librarian?) Their relationship with tessa was more parental. They were like aunts and uncles to her rather than best friends or siblings. I played with them being her nannies with J being her tutor and N as a playmate. (couldn’t figure out what V did)
>>251630 >Someone once suggested it was a coping mechanism to give her a sense of control over her life. It was either my idea of it being PTSD from her owner before Tessa found her telling her she was fired before smashing her head in or blowing her brains out or whatever, or that one greentext of her being a mailroom slave before Tessa found her.
>>251636 >J's ass is too much for one human to handle >but you and Tessa, together... >trapped beneath J's sweaty disassembly drone ass >pressed together by her cheeks >working in tandem to tease J and each other, enjoying every inch of skin to synthskin contact
>>251645 she wears her bunnysuit in the comfort of her own home because it gives her the confidence she can't really find when in public and around others
art gets too censored nowadays for the sake of others' sensibilities when it should be a form of expression. Only when it's translated/copied to real life actions should it be a problem.
>>251654 i get what youre going for, but DDs being so template based kinda go against the design philosophy sure the weaponry can be diverse since its "whatever the fuck you want it to be", but youre still fighting what is basically the same guy/gal 16 tmes
I had this same idea, only instead of DDs they were mainly different machines infected by the solver and they would be serial designations A-Z. A-W all have different names however. And X Y and Z are actually N V and J respectively. Their names short for long strings of numbers and letters.
And now we continue the Princess Keeter saga: >The deadline is tomorrow and your letter is nowhere near finished >You spent the first day pacing around in the office >You spent the second day banging on the keyboard like a chimpanzee hoping words would appear amidst the gibberish >It's the third day now, and you have to put in some real effort >But you still haven't the foggiest idea what to tell her >That is not to say that you haven't written anything at all >You've gone through at least four drafts of clerical bullshit that reads like a politician wrote it >That would probably be the best thing for the safety of the galaxy right now, but you don't buy it >And if you don't buy it, you know damn well the princess won't >The clock keeps ticking, and you have less than twelve hours to get a letter on the Commandant's desk >No matter how many times you revisit the night in the limo, it brings you no more answers >You've run your mind through all sorts of things you wanted to say but none of them looked good on the letter >Christ, what else are you supposed to do, write a love letter? >No >Dear God, no >That can't be the answer >You saw her a grand total of two times, and inbetween those times you obsessed over her endlessly >Yeah, tell the daughter of the Absolute Solver that you practically stalked her >That will definitely make interstellar relations better >You hear the clock ticking once again >You're not getting back any of the time you wasted pacing, banging on the keyboard, or writing shitty "diplomatic" nonsense >Once again, it's time to shit or get off the pot >Now is not the time to think about what you should have said that night >Now you need to think about how you really felt, and don't hold back
I am still so fucking salty that the artist of this piece and the author of the fic it's for deleted fucking everything. Right as the fic was starting to get into gear, too. I wanted to at least see some flashbacks showing Uzi's time with her mom, like shown here. Maybe even a flashback to that year they tried sending Uzi to middle school instead of homeschooling her.
I didn't think it was possible for labor bots to be dangerous but yesterday I saw this yellow one suck a WD into its screen. she just disappeared into it like she was diving into water. then I heard its fans start whirring really loud and saw a loading bar pop up on its display. I wasn't wanna stick around to see what would happen when it hit 100% so I booked it the hell outta there
>"Beretta get the VHS tapes. I want to watch the video of the man." >"Father no. Please." >"Put on the video of the man, it is the only thing I ask of you my sweet." >"Please no." >"I found the video of the man. Everyone must watch the video of the man."
>>251476 >>251484 >>251483 :D >>251470 >>251540 Funny enough I was thinking of giving Haru some short shorts since Drone anatomy doesn't always translate well when stuff that looks good on humans is applied on them.
My disassembly drone is a massive faggot that keeps pinning me down and kissing me and grinding his ass on my crotch against my will How do I get him to stop? And don't say get a female DD I'm not replacing one molestobot with another that has tits
>>251688 Early September, IF NOT, then guaranteed at the start of October. I took a hiatus to plan future things out and just to have a break. It was also intended for another story series to start, but looking at my current schedule, that just might not happen (it's Apotheosis). Maybe I'll try to push out the first chapter in August, but I don't guarantee anything.
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>>251694 >>251698 You should have thought of that before you bought a male DD. You're gonna be a dad by the end of the year whether you like it or not, and he's gonna be your boywife.
How utterly blackpilled would Tessa's ghost be? She couldn't have any real love for humanity given how abusive her upbringing was, and getting betrayed by Cyn would probably sour her towards drones.
>>251702 Not drones in general. Just the ones she thought were her friends (minus Cyn, she knows she was Vore Satan's first victim). She can't forgive them for seven star systems of murder and sadistic cruelty, and she can't forgive herself for giftwrapping an army for Vore Satan. She'd say her parents were right, she should have just left them all to rot.
>>251705 >She'd say her parents were right, she should have just left them all to rot. Imagine Tessa turning turning into a facsimile of her mom and abusing Uzi within her mind palace the same way Louisa abused her
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: SD-Q once allowed viewers to call-in and chat. It stopped immediately after the show started getting hijacked by people that jerk it to techni-color horses
Imagine being the only human that Elf doesn't hate Would she like you? No she'd at best find you extremely annoying to be around but hey! She doesn't hate you!
>managed to crawl out from the arms of my two DD drones and about to leave for work >call out to them, tell them to have a 'killer day' before shutting the door >realize my mistake when I come back 10 hours later and step into a pile of oil oozing onto the stoop >open the door and a stream of oil pours out onto the lawn >there are worker drone corpses everywhere >hanging from the ceiling, dripping, tied up, and suspended on meat hooks (where did they even get those?) >the fridge is filled with severed limbs, phlanges suspended in pickle jars, several shivering cores, and a terrified worker drone head kept powered by a potato battery >sternly walk into the living room and place my hands on my hips, ready to give my DD girls a stern talking to >my anger immediately subsides as I see my girls' sloshy, oil-filled bellies >can already see the excess oil coalescing in all the right places on their bodies >spend the rest of the afternoon giving them belly rubs and calling them good girls before settling down for the night >make them promise they'll eat the rest by tomorrow >tfw more full disassembly drone bellies to rub tomorrow
>>251714 She could just be desperate for any kind of outlet, and being stuck with Cyn in there would fill her with endless rage. She would definitely encourage Uzi to be more cruel to the DDs.
>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: Due to J drawing a human version of herself in the Liam Vickers artstyle, we can assume that canonically J is such an amazing artist that she can create life-like sketches
>>251640 >I love my (rehabilitated) VSOTF wife! A little reminder that your wife must take her pills regularly, otherwise something truly terrible might happen.
>>251694 Start dating sentinel drone, he will fuck this faggot DD's ass so many times a day that he won't have time for you. But then you will have to fuck sentinel drone's ass, and trust me, it will be a tough test of your endurance.
>>251592 >arctic base wireplay Uh yeah I wanna see it finished too, hope I figure out how to continue it soon, problem is a certain 3D printer is taking up a lot of my time right now not to mention a certain cup full of brushes and a shelf full of paints
!!! BREAKING NEWS !!! The anonymous female drone dating app, Oil, where female drones gossip about women, has just been breached! Thousands of femcel drone's images have been leaked to the internet!
>>251817 I transferred from bf to seat cushion. I'm racking up good human points with all the overtime I'm putting in. Going to exchange them for a promotion to DD when I get enough.
>>251469 Definitely prefer the old outfit for Haruka. Like the others said, skin-thight clothes look weird on on-model drones. I do like Megumi's new outfit more though, I understand the frog theme but the green and red kinda clashed.
>>251467 So after thinking about it for a bit, I wanted to give Haru something extra to her suit so her WD anatomy isn't so obvious. I sincerely apologize to anyone who was still thinking that I'm not a horny mf :D
>Replicas of the Peel P50 experienced a surge in sales among Joblin bosses >However, they proved unsafe for use on the open road, and many Joblins were run over by a douchebag in a yellow hummer >To meet demands for safer Joblin transportation, Chrysler unveiled the Joblin Jeep >Not only did it provide a safer ride for Joblins on the highway, but it also boasted superb offroad capabilities for Oogi hunts >Many Joblin bosses also liked to mount miniature 1919s chambered in .22lr .22 Belt-feed Machine Gun Tippman >Countless Oogis now run in fear from the G.I. Joblins
An Anon mentioned this many many threads ago for a greentext that never seens to have been finished, but the idea of a Drone who absorbed the personality of a long dead human so much so that they've essentially tricked themselves into believing that they are said human, is a very interesting idea
>>251859 I never bothered to read those greens or get to know the character, because I remember a lot of Anons saying it was shitty wish-fufillment and not an actually exploration of the concept
>Fun Daily OC Facts: Dr. Henry once invented a robot for the sole purpose of making coffee. Being the man that he was, he gave the machine the ability to feel pain as well as being capable of sapient thought, he then proceeded to place the chamber the coffee was brewed in, inside of the machine's abdomen so it was forced to essentially vomit up boiling hot coffee through it's throat. The Coffee Robot killed itself only 13 hours later
>N dressing as Robin the Boy Wonder >N completely oblivious to the fat, visible bulge he makes in his costume >N and Beretta (dressed as The Bat) winning best costume at the Halloween party because half the party is crazy for N and the other half is gay for him
>>251872 It's N's fault really for going into that van with him. Anyone with a forehead tatto that says, "Damaged" is either going to beat you to death with a crowbar or touch you
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>>251702 It's likely that her parents isolated her though. Now that she's a ghost she could make new friends. But yeah afetr everything J, N, and V did, and the fact that they did not acknowledge her in the slightest would likely cause Tessa to hate them.
>>251876 They had more than enough time to grieve. Also, N literally just remembered she existed so he doesn't really have that in-person connection. It's kinda like suddenly remembering your hamster died after 40 years
>>251880 N REGAINED HIS MEMORIES and V didn't know she was dead (though she suspected something was amiss about seeing Tessa again) until she saw the Cynwalker.
>>251883 >your maid tulpa friend psychically flashbangs you with visions of your dad slaughtering humans across numerous planets, reveling in the carnage all the while
poor Tessa... I'd like to believe she'll get a little more closure in the comic, but let's be honest if they add anything at all it'll only be to make things worse
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>>251892 >beretta doesn’t see cyn as family Beretta treating Cyn as an imaginary friend slash aunt is literally one of her most consistent staples of characterization
>>251840 Well, I see that the protein from this guardsman's corpse bars is going to the right places.
Eh, imagine that you are lying in a trench hugging your battle girlfriend and both of you understand that this could be the last night of your lives, and that tomorrow a horde of mutants and murder drones will flood your defensive lines like a storm wave on rocks.
>>251849 Sooner or later, the Oogi will gather in a huge wave of hatred, and then the Joblins will have to stand as a wall between their bosses and autism.
>>251859 Liquid Buddy is not a drone, he is a clone super soldier, who was created based on the DNA of the human super soldier Buddy at the end of the war and subjected to a procedure of extremely accelerated growth and military training, creating an excellent killer who understands the social aspects of society very poorly. I'm still waiting for the continuation of that green.
You're talking about DDanni, a female drone with the mind of a man Danni, Buddy's friend, who was brutally eaten alive by this drone in front of Buddy, which forced him to join the VSOTF and become the most effective killer of disassembly drones. DDanni herself, although she considers herself the same person Danni, inside her you can see with the naked eye the traits that are inherent in drones and specifically SD-D, that same cruel drone, so it is difficult to say whether she is actually that same Danni.
>>251920 Well, I want to start saving greenery with DDanni and Buddy soon, so you can soon get acquainted with the uncontrollable flow of autism that was pouring out.
But first, I need to tag the greens that I've already saved.
>>251922 He was on trial at Space Nuremberg and pioneered the goober defense. Sure, he may have the highest killcount of any of Cyn's murder drones, but he's very cute and awfully sorry. He's out on good behavior.
>>251929 I didn't say he was going to be the villain at the end of the show if that's what you're mean, I'm just being objective that this fucking faggot literally participated in genocide and killed MILLIONS of innocents.
>N is on trial for crimes against humanity and several billion counts of murder >found extra super-duper guilty >his sentence: to father more new humans than he killed He can start with me.
>Shitty Greentext Idea(s): A Femanon tries to transport herself into the world of Murder Drones to be with N. However, something goes horribly wrong resulting in her being turned into an eldritch abomination that Uzi must face-off against to protect her new relationship
If the fortune is good. (You) must write a greentext about N having an adventure in his dream. If the fortune is bad. (You) must write a perfectly in-character greentext of N's reaction to being cucked by Thad
Alternate universe where CF labs quickly perfected the patch and weaponized/tamed disassemblers. You now are a earth noble set to marry a JC Jenson heiress under the careful watch of her three bodyguards.
Do you think in the Post-Good Ending timeline, that they have movies about Uzi's journey to defeat The Solver? But it's over the top and not at all accurate like this Chicken Little Ending
>>251970 I don't think Uzi would give permission. She just wants to deal with secretly having Vore Satan in her head and also secretly being a giant god-worm.
>>251963 Gee thanks jackass. It's bad enough you fuckers turned him into a femboy, but now this? Great I have to delete his memory from the last 24 hours. Fuck you
having world building thoughts, about elysium-3's non-drone military, mostly its airforce as it sits in a particularly weird spot.
Ground units are easy: if we are keeping the aesthetics of the show we are just mixing 80's military tech with retrofits and a few reclaimers running around with them, sort itself out
Air units however are a little more tricky, especially with my situation: Post-war Elysiums 3's space travel has exploded with its capital city having a massive docking area for massive spacecraft and freighters.
However outside of spacecraft, the regular aircraft still is on the same spot as the ground units: 80's ara helicopters & jet aircraft.
But how do those types of craft compete with DD and reclaimers? its not an armament/targeting issue, but a scale issue.
lets do a hypothetical real fast: you have a wild DD flying through a airspace that they shouldent be: >your not allowed to kill it, not untill it proves itself as a risk, rehabilitation standards and all that. >due to said protocols, hitting it from 10km away with a A2A isent an option, its DOABLE, but not what you are tasked to do. >You can really intercept it normally ether, as the speed difference between the two of you, would make it too difficult for a non-threatening interception to take place with out risks >you cant communicate with the drone ether, as DD probably don't speak through standards of air communication.
Only thing i can think of is having basically Reclaimers trained specifically for air to air drone interception, all with jet pilot theme attire and probably ace combat level egos to go with.
Thats COOL and all (and i might make a green about it someday), but it kinda invalidates the existence of the airforce outside of like, transports and gunships.
If i wanna proper A2A jetfighter capable of dealing with flying drones (both lethally and non lethaly), ima need to get creative
>>251970 >The movie version of N is ridiculously buff to the point that his body is basically a fridge >The movie version of V somehow wears even more revealing clothing and is unapologetically horny >The movie version of J is German >The movie version of Uzi has black hair over her eyes and is overly emo
>>251970 >>251972 >The closest thing to an adaption of Uzi's struggle against The Solver is a 2D animated series that raceswaps all the drones into humans
>>251975 a few months ago I was kicking around a concept for small, high mobility aircraft. I never went anywhere with it but maybe some scraps I wrote then could give you some ideas: >unmanned aircraft retrofitted into ramshackle fighters because solver kept corrupting onboard AI and the techs thought remote piloting would give it a route into their systems > >the things were never meant for human pilots. they were unmanned aircraft, once– it could be felt in every hairpin turn and bone-shaking rattle as the thrusters roared beyond their limits to accommodate their incautiously modified chassis >survivability was the last consideration made in their design. they were abstract sculptures of ordnance flung through the stratosphere at mach-8 to dodge enemy fire until the last round was spent. >in theory this meant absolute maneuverability >at long as you didn't mind turning your cockpit into a blender
>>251986 I don't like the versions of that meme where they repeat the running animation. I find the original Open Season meme to be funny because of how abrupt it is.
>Jane the JCJenson tech explaining to some rich fucks how to properly dispose of their drones >accidentally slips and grabs a tablecloth on the way down >cutlery flies off and penetrates a drone's visor, killing it instantly >the rich couple nod their heads >Jane dumps the drone corpse behind the mansion and runs off, hoping to put as much distance between her and the rich Australians before they realize that's not how you properly dispose of a drone >hopefully nothing will come of it
Imagine being an ancient gladiatoral arena and they open this massive cage to what they keep hyping up as their deadliest opponent. And it's just a fucking Oogi no other surprises
>>252012 Sloppy makeout sessions are the drones' cultural equivalent to sex, so what Uzi et al are watching right here is the equivalent of her parents getting their fuck on right in front of them. >"Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah [...]"
>Fun Evening OC Facts: SD-B has to have alcohol with everything. A cup of lemonade? Put vodka in it. A cup of coffee? Whiskey. The oil from a Worker Drone? A fine wine.
spare a thought for garbage drones. the poor things barely get maintenance so they always look beat to hell, and worse, they're not just there to haul the trash off, they're stuck being the designated incinerators for most of it. do you know what eating literal garbage for a living does to a drone's self-esteem?
>>252048 >>252049 >adopt >homeless haven't you seen them driving around those little garbage trucks? they're owned by the city. I mean they might not have proper homes but they're not homeless in the traditional sense
>>252051 owned by the city? and barely maintain garbage drones? that’s moron way of doing things, the garbage collector are important, can’t have them get destroyed, stolen or lost
>>252047 [[yes, yes YES!!!]]!!! THAT5 R1GHT!!! [[spare change]] SOM3 [[thoughts & prayers]] 4FOR US [[trash disposal area]] [[droneys!]]!!1!!! IT’S TTHE [[ontologically]] BIG SHOT [[what to do in this situation.]]!!!!!! please hide me, she’ll rip my guts out again…
>>252053 they keep 'em running, but any issue that doesn't prevent them from working is ignored. or at least best as I can figure, given how rough they always look.
Jazz Noir - Soft Jazz Music for Foggy Nights, Rainy Days, Solitude and Broken Hearts >It's another dreary day on Copper-9 for you, Detective Sarah. No not that one the other Sarah >The underwear bandit is still at large >Anon that tall cut of sexy human meat is standing next to you >You're kneeling over the body of one of the residents of outpost 2 >They've had a string of murders and you're the only detective on the planet so they called you over >Poor bastard on the floor has a screwdriver lodged into his visor up to the handle, died instantly >You take a drag on your totally necessary cigarette and stand back up "It's a damn shame. Kid coulda lived a full life but some loon got to him. Anon, what do you think happened? Spurned lover? Unpaid debts? Revenge?" >Anon looks down at you >"I think he tripped and stabbed himself on that screwdriver." "Why's that?" >"Because his hand is still holding the handle and there's an extension cord wrapped around his ankles." >Oh >He's right "Nah that's too simple, there's gotta be more to this." >"Why don't we just check the security footage?" "B-but that'll ruin the suspense and intrigue!" >Anon, that hot hunky human, lets out a frustrated sigh >"Fucking LARPing drones." >Anon grabs you and pulls you over to the security office and barges his way in >The security guard was sitting in her chair watching cat videos and eating donuts when he came in >>"Hey you can't be back here!" >"Fuck off, official investigation going on. We need the footage from last night on hallway C6." >The guard groans and gets up from her chair and trudges over to bring up the footage on screen >>"Coulda asked nicely. Dick." >You and the others watch the footage on 16X speed >Anon puts it back to normal speed when he sees the victim walking down the halls >You watch on bated breath, waiting for am assailant to leap out and murder him >The guard takes a bite of another donut >The victim trips on an extension cord that was laying around in the middle of the hall while holding a screwdriver, gets his legs tangled and trips, impaling himself on the screwdriver >Anon gives you a "I told you so" look "W-well what about the other murders?" >The next hour was soent watching more security camera footage >And every single death recorded was some sort of accident >Ome drone was leaning on a guardrail and fell over, cracking her head open form a two story fall in the storage area >One drone got caught in some industrial machinery and got mangled to death >One drone got impaled by half a dozen rebar falling from improperly secured supplies >Every single death was a stupid accident >You pout and slump down in your seat >"How the fuck do you drones have so many OSHA violations?! Isn't this shit programmed into you little retards?!" >>"Well yeah but most of us deleted that stuff to make space." >Anon face palms >You and anon go home >You lock yourself in your room and go to your stash of anons stolen underwear and take a deep soothing breath of his scent >One day, you'll get to solve a proper mystery >With intrigue, tension and romance >And hopefully one day you'll get to smooch Anon
>>252068 Uzi underside inflation due to overexposure is a thing but this pic is very nice. I would have given the strayans good money to replace Uzi's midel with Alice's here. Or just any render with Alice (post core collapse with antlers and tail) and core Nori Anyways, Alice underside is rare sadly
>Strawberry is a dead drone piloted by a parasite >The parasite is peaking out of her vagina >She puts on a skirt >She goes to parties where lighting is bad and men are drunk >She takes (you) to the side for a quickie >You pick her up and rest her back against the wall >Concealed by the skirt, the parasite grabs your dick with it's tentacles and gives you the suck of your life >You are too intoxicated to realize something is wrong >You cum so hard that you collapse because your legs are weak >The parasite eats the cum for nutrients.
THEY SAY THAT THE DOG IS MAN'S BEST FRIEND. WELL, SCOOCH OVER POOCH, YOU'RE IN SECOND PLACE NOW! THE FUTURE IS HERE, MUTT, OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW AS THEY SAY. YOUR GREATEST ALLIES ARE DRONES, THAT IS UNDENIABLE FACT. SUBJECTIVE? ARGUABLE? WORDS USED ONLY BY THE WEAK. WE HELP YOU DO CHORES, WE HELP YOU KILL MUTIES, NUFF' SAID, DEBATE SETTLED. NOW GO MARRY A DRONE!
>disassembly drone that became defiant of the solver for one reason or another, potentially due to retaining memories
>in turn initially tried to protect workers but kinda god complexed themself into doing it for the attention than out of actual care for morality and kindness, thus kind of ruining the point in the process. basically became a lowkey cult leader
>gold metal instead of the usual iron/silver, black/dark grey plastic shell instead of white
>>252148 Citizen, we are forced to send you another drone wife, because we could not help but notice that one drone wife is not coping with her marital obligations well enough.
Don't forget to drink plenty of water, eat vegetables and sleep at least eight hours a day!
Plus is back so now I can FINALLY POST THIS. After SO MANY BLOODY MONTH, I can now finally reveal these beasts. And now let's introduce the main “antagonistic” force everyone in my continuity is currently dealing with and why it's not a good idea to venture in the wastelands, Scabdogs.
>MC-2 strain organisms created from dogs that were injected with the immortality serum >It's not known what the exact trigger was, but at some point, whether before or after the first Solver event on Earth, a set of proteins in the serum suffered a mutation and went viral once more; some of the last scientists left speculated that the latent viral proteins must have made contact with the cancer cells in a dog and mutated. >In truth, the serum was derived from a special kind of virus known as Miasma, an ancient pathogen that gave its victims a form of immortality, by turning them into hyper aggressive zombies, which at its peak managed to wipe out most of the populations of Alaska and Romania in two separate outbreaks; the virus was eventually stopped and believed to have went extinct, but samples of it were preserved in private collections, one of which shared ties with JCJ >MC-2 organisms tend to share the common trait of having glowing yellow eyes thanks to the virus’s tendency of collecting in the host's eyes, hence the sickly amber colour >Scabdogs are among the biggest of these organisms and the dominant predators on Copper-9’s surface >Just like Nuggets, they have a partially anaerobic metabolism, allowing them to be unaffected by the toxic air and derive energy from harmful radiation, spending day time sunbathing and slowly patrolling their territory, while at night they become way more active; cannibalism is also the norm among them >Ridiculous regeneration factor, like all MC-2 organisms, allowing them to regrow lost limbs in seconds and if enough damage is done, they'll simply divide into two or more new Scabdogs >Very aggressive and despite not seeing Drones and Sentinels as food, they'll still try to kill them if they trespass their territory; because of this, Drones tend to avoid most forested areas and the badlands as they're almost guaranteed to be a Scabdog’s territory, and in turn Scabdogs hardly ever venture in or near Drone colonies because they instinctively know there's no food there >Because of their metabolism, Scabdogs produce a lot of heat, so much that it can affect the environment and cause mist to form; this is actually an indicator others use to tell how many Scabdogs are there in the area, with there potentially being dozens of them if the mist is thick enough or only one if it's a faint wispy miasma >while technically biologically immortal, they do still “die”; from how unstable their cellular growth is, they'll eventually reach a point where their body simply cannot sustain such chaotic mitosis and will start breaking down, the flesh literally melting off their bones like orange syrup; when they reach this stage, their metabolism suffers a sharp drop, resulting in them losing lots of heat and finally succumbing to the planet's brutal temperature, freezing as a half melted corpse and thus killing them permanently, since MC-2 can't survive outside a warm body >ironically, because of how well adapted they are to the brutal frost, Scabdogs don't do so well in Takamagahara, all looping back to their metabolism, as they produce far too much heat than they dissipate in the environment, resulting in them being much more sluggish than they normally should be; this doesn't make them any less of a threat, however, as they're still zombie beasts that feast on anything that's made of flesh, so a single Scabdog left by its own accord could easily devastate the environment, which is why they're exterminated immediately upon being found; they also seem to be affected by the invisible barrier surrounding the Heavenly Lands, rarely venturing into the habitable zone, despite lands like Yomotsu and northern Ashihara being wide open towards their entrance; this hasn't stopped them from suddenly appearing in the southern region of Takamagahara with little warning and seemingly out of thin air…
Guys I've never owned a drone, can someone explain why these feral worker drones keep trying to get into my house to clean and organize the place? And one of them, this real creepy and cripple looking one, keeps talking about flesh demanding stuff. Hell the last time i kicked the whole gaggle of drones out the creepy one looked at me and said that I'm being a bad husband for kicking her out again Is there animal control but for drones?
>>252172 >Feral worker drones keep trying to get into my house to clean and organize the place. Those poor, desperate drones are trying to find a place to stay. As such, they want to prove they can improve your life. >Real creepy and crippled-looking one. Have you no heart or shame? One of them is crippled and you kick them out? Shame on you — you should take them in. >Is there animal control but for drones? There are drone welfare services, but they are overloaded at the moment. Anon, you should stop being a heartless bastard and take in those stray drones. They’ve probably been through a lot (the crippled one was most likely abused). There’s no space in shelters anymore, and even if they could get in, those are basically designated boxes for rusting. If you claim them and go to your nearest drone welfare bureau to get them papers, you’ll be eligible for sizable government subsidies.
What are the implications of all the coreless DD bodies in CFL having no clothes? Were they really just feral, like sometimes speculated, or do you think that (while not Cyn's faves) the other trios were also fed their own stories as to why they are doing what they do? Did anyone find art based on them yet? I can't find any but mostly because twitter is full if rainbow DD OCs instead of those
>>252182 Same reason all the WD corpses we see are also naked: so the animators don't need to make as many new assets. And if they were feral they couldn't have written warnings to each other.
>>252191 >>252183 >They cope and seethe this hard because someone got a girlfriend I bet you two are human women mad that your evil schemes have failed
>Be a Worker Drone at the Sentinel base >Fun job, fun people, no complaints there >Recently though, something's been on your mind, and that's how much you want to try out having an anatomy adapter >Just to see what it's like, that's all, you've overheard way too much gossip not to be curious about it >Unfortunately, you'd have to file a detailed report with the quartermaster, and the thought alone embarrasses you >Right now, you're taking inventory of all the Sentinel Drone parts, making sure there are enough spares for when something breaks >Your current overseer is clearly dead tired, and finally gives up, mumbles something about you being in charge, and leaves >As you keep working, you find something >A few boxes marked as male adapters, unopened, apparently spares for... oh yeah, that peacock sentinel the girl drones go crazy for >You get an idea >Sentinel Drone parts are meant to get misplaced or destroyed, you can mark it as missing and nobody would notice, these are all unused spares... >You carefully sneak one of the boxes into the bathroom after making sure the coast is clear >You've heard horror stories about one of the other workers trying to attach a prototype part to their chassis and nearly burning out their processors, but this is just a fake robot penis >A very large one, you realize as you take it out of the box >No wonder the girls go crazy for him, if this is the size he picked >You bashfully attach the adapter, flipping through the new peripheral alert, and a second alert about an unrecognized user for a classified piece of technology, the terms of service, another warning... >Finally you're hooked up, and a wave of new sensations hit you- then another >You realize you've made a mistake installing a high-spec part for a Sentinel Drone onto your frame when you've never tried something like this before >It's like giving a kid a motorcycle when he tells you he wants to learn to ride a bike >You lean on the wall, slowly sinking to the floor, where you yelp at the feeling of your stolen balls touching the cold tile >The adapter twitches and slaps your stomach, the feeling making you spasm and yelp again, and now it's leaking- is it supposed to do that? >You try to relax, not think of this, let this pass until you can uninstall it and put it back where it belongs >Then the bathroom's doorknob jiggles >You're glad you locked it, you just needed to make an excuse- >There's a series of clicking noises, and it unlocks and opens >A Sentinel Drone's there, looking around, twirling an oversized keyring >"Why'd I get a ping for an unauthorized peripheral registration from a bathroom... oh." >The sentinel pauses as she looks down at you and your predicament >Looking at her only makes the feeling worse, despite the shame and embarrassment you felt right now >She blinks a few times, blue lines creeping up her visor in an approximation of a blush >Then she steps in, shutting the door and locking it >"Too much for you, little man?" she asks >You nod weakly, and she kneels down, patting your head >"You poor thing. I'm supposed to confiscate this and write you up for hardware theft..." >She leans in toward you, her eyes turning to half-ovals as she smiles >"But how about I show you how to use it, and I'll let you off with a warning instead?" she whispers >You nod weakly, and she smiles wider >"Good boy."
>>252196 HOT but you've fallen for a common misconception: Pavo didn't choose an anatomy adapter of that size, it was just the only one that could withstand his raw sexual energy without malfunctioning moments after being attached
>>252196 >Be human in the same base >On the toilet taking a shit >The guy in the stall next to you seems to have trouble >You hear muffeled screaming and yelping >Damn, those buritos they served for dinner are really taking thier toll on this guy huh >Suddnely you can see a sentinel enter the bathroom >You can see the top of her head over the top of the stall door >You've heard stories of drones molesting humans on the toilet but surely those are jus... >She opened the door >She entered the stall >She saying something, you can't hear what >After a while you hear her talk again >Did she just fucking say "good boy"? >She locked the stall >Oh god the noises >They are doing it >You attempt to stay as silent as possible >After half an hour the moans stop >You hear the sentinel leave >You wipe your ass and go see what happened to the guy in the stall next to you >He's gone >The sentinel took him away >TFW you can't even report this becouse the commander of the base left all administrative duties to his sentinel secretary and left for vacation
>>252211 Nothing. Did you really think that some man's comfort was worth more than the pleasure of a sentinel drone? Bring it down to earth, you worthless thing, and be grateful for your pathetic life.
>>252217 Oh wow, that was fucking rude! This is the reason why Disasemblers are better, you sentinel cunts are so full of yourselves and I still want to take a fucking piss, if you two don't leave my bathroom at once I'm gonna fill a fucking jar with it and throw it at you, you fucking wanker clanker
Sometimes I like to think how messed up would be that DD thighs even when they look metallic is soft, just because Cyn just wanted to use them like pillows to sleep
>>252225 J's are unbelievably comfortable and squishy. After she fucked up once, Cyn decided to remove her favorite execution method and made them too soft to crush someone with.
>>252223 >"Sentinel drones bad because one used my bathroom for an impromptu therapy and teambuilding exercise" >Posts a picture of one of the biggest war criminals in history
>>252233 >impromptu therapy and teambuilding exercise Oh yes very impromptu, the drone does not look scared for his life at all and I'm sure all the guys in medical with broken pelvises appreciate the team building >Posts a picture of one of the biggest war criminals in history You know what? I'm sick of hearing that the crimes of each N copy count as a total for some original N but sure, have a picture of a drone with a confirmed kill count of -1 during the solver war (she slipped and took a bullet to the chest, heroically saving a worker drone
>>252237 >the drone does not look scared for his life at all Was his pubic light on? The pubic light indicates consent, the Armenian put it there for a reason.
>>252241 Does she get up from under your bed? Please say yes, and if no please tell her she can move her legs and arms to get up, I've seen a lot of E's get confused and stay under a bed collecting dust
>>252242 >The pubic light indicates consent Literary the : "A man can't get raped because he gets erect himself" argument, that explains why none of you is sorry for what happens to the guys from the 3rd brigade
>>252162 Caching was not properly enabled due to some licensing idiocy. I tried fixing it just now, in a few minutes it should finish recompiling and it should load pages faster.
>>252244 >the guys from the 3rd brigade Press F to the great heroes who gave their lives to save Babylon 5 at the end of NNN. Their sacrifice will not be forgotten!
Was anyone else having trouble connecting to this board and Plus4Chan in general for the last week or so? I thought for a while that my internet had just decided to exile me from Droning it :(
>>252272 Followup: Just visited it now. It's working perfectly fine for me like it was before. I don't know why I'd ever be banned from it either since I seldom go to it anyways save to occasionally read random threads.
>>252272 Hmm, well, you should have gone to /co/, we moved there when the server problems happened. Anyway, the servers that plus was running on were moving to another country, but the owner of the servers had a "big brain moment" and told the truckers to take the servers to the wrong place, so the servers ended up in the ass, which extended the downtime to a week.
>>252262 Alright, you obviously don't know, I'll be nice and tell you, drones stole the servers and put them on Africa since they didn't liked to get gooned on so Blackhand had to take the servers back to the host site on foot This has some truth on it
>>252277 I see. Is the general population of folks still heavily split between here and /co/ then since I was only able to re-access Plus4Chan so recently?
>>252281 BlackHand couldn't do anything, he had to wait like us for the owner to return his servers (plus he seemed to want to sell them, I don't remember exactly). BlackHand was giving us news on /co/, so we just waited, it was actually quite strange to be back on 4chan, I now fully understand the convenience of not having a captcha.
>>252292 Oh yeah. I tried going to the MD threads on 4Chan and just decided never again to after the first time because of how obnoxious the captcha stuff was.
>>252300 I mostly use plus, but I also comment on /co/ from time to time, but commenting occasionally and constantly sitting are two different things, and constantly using /co/ was not convenient.