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No.247496
Murder Drones #248Anonymous
Replies:>>247515
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She has a anecdote for you, anon, and I highly recommend you listen to it.

>A Russian, a German, and an American come to Tsar to ask for his daughter in marriage
>Tsar says to them:
>"Here's a dog for you each, and a sack of crackers. Whoever teaches the dog more in a month, I'll give him my daughter in marriage."
>A month later, they come to Tsar again
>A skinny German and a fat dog come forward >Tsar asks him:
>"Well, what did you teach the dog?"
>The German says:
>"Sit down, voice."
>An American and his dog come out
>Tsar asks:
>"What did you teach the dog?"
>The American says:
>"Sit down, voice, fetch, next to."
>A fat Russian and a skinny dog come out
>Tsar asks him:
>"And what did you teach?"
>The Russian turns to the dog and says:
>"Rex, voice!"
>"Vanya, give me a cracker, please."

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No.247498
Anonymous
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Reposting
No.247499
Anonymous
Replies:>>247503
Am I the only one who has Plus working poorly? The page doesn't load the first time.
No.247500
Anonymous
Replies:>>247501>>247504
Where's the drone sex
No.247501
Anonymous
Replies:>>247530
Image:175241152608.png(79kB, 1023x500)Pavo's victory.png
>>247500
Here
No.247502
Anonymous
>>247493
PUNCH CYN!!
No.247503
Anonymous
>>247499
No issues for me this time
No.247504
Anonymous
>>247500
I eated it all👁️🦷👁️
No.247505
Anonymous
Replies:>>247507>>247531>>247555
>>247423
I don't want to ruin her character and her development, but all the Sentinel Drones go through some serious shit, and Pavo is the only one we know of who's okay, and that scares the hell out of the people in base. I mean, Harper's just not having it any worse than the average sentinel, and the fact that she's relatively stable at the same time just confirms her status as a war hero. Her suffering doesn't have specific flavor.
No.247506
Anonymous
Replies:>>247508>>247510>>247512
Image:175241417613.png(128kB, 998x2777)BCollection.png
Choose your Bonnie
No.247507
Anonymous
Replies:>>247509
>>247505
Pavo's okay because he's a little crazy to begin with, but mainly because he's got someone to keep him together (literally and figuratively.) if techanon dies however, he's gonna be unstable near-instantly
No.247508
Anonymous
Replies:>>247511
>>247506
>Takes all the Bonnies
>And dumps them in a trash compactor
No.247509
Anonymous
>>247507
So that's not the issue, the issue is that all sentinel drones suffer in one way or another and are mostly unstable, so much so that instability has become the norm. Harper is stable, but that doesn't mean it's taken for granted.
No.247510
Anonymous
>>247506
Anon Bonnie is my favourite.
No.247511
Anonymous
>>247508
>bounces off her booba
No.247512
Anonymous
Image:175241669347.jpg(199kB, 1163x1207)IMG_9736.jpeg
>>247506
slutty mob-faced Bonnie
No.247513
Anonymous
Replies:>>247514
>murder drones but emily is a disassembly drone from the start
>no one notices her, not even Uzi
>when she’s revealed during the camp episode, Uzi asks her how she never revealed herself
>Turns out everyone who saw her panicked, then gradually forgot about Emily
>Yes, Uzi did try to murder Emily with her Father’s wrench
>Emily survived and Uzi forgot about the incident
No.247514
Anonymous
Image:175241702637.png(2.18MB, 1920x1080)172005679682.png
>>247513
>Forget such sex
Impossible.
No.247515
Anonymous
>>247496
I fell asleep again. Dammit.
No.247517
Anonymous
>>247516
>Choppa
DA, GOT CHOPPA!

She looks cute, I like her.
No.247518
Anonymous
Replies:>>247519>>247521
>>247516
What Super Ghostbusters-esque antics led to Doll giving birth to her?
No.247519
Anonymous
Replies:>>247522
Image:175242048083.png(236kB, 1294x1035)Doll.png
>>247518
Well, you know, pistils and stamens.
No.247521
Anonymous
>>247518
A bizzare way of mitosis
No.247522
Anonymous
>>247519
Me on the bottom
No.247523
Anonymous
Replies:>>247524
>>247516
>mutant daughter of uzi and alice
When? Does someone have green or arts?
No.247524
Anonymous
Replies:>>247526>>247557
>>247523
He's talking about Akita and Asplebmuneth.
No.247525
Anonymous
Image:175242141879.png(354kB, 1606x1606)174162178175.png
I wish i knew every single romantic thing possible about doll. Everything that makes her blush, what her kisses feel like, how she shows her love when she has a crush, everything ever
No.247526
Anonymous
Replies:>>247527>>247557
>>247524
✋😩🤚
Bruh
👁️🦷💦🦷👁️
No.247527
Anonymous
Replies:>>247557
>>247526
Aspleperbith
No.247528
Anonymous
Replies:>>247529>>247534>>247562
Image:175242173958.png(320kB, 1000x1165)Name changed before disaster.png
>>247516
Had to do a name change because a homie of mines who speak russian told me the name I put in within russian means crap so I did a quick name change. Once again google have yet betrayed me when creating names
No.247529
Anonymous
>>247528
Delete the original.
No.247530
Anonymous
>>247501
Damn
No.247531
Anonymous
Replies:>>247535
>>247505
It’s more that nobody wants to talk to her about it
No.247532
Anonymous
>>247516
very cute but why not use text on her display to communicate?
No.247533
Anonymous
Replies:>>247536
Image:175242221626.png(38kB, 782x792)173140014154.png
I need to find the sauce for this picture
No.247534
Anonymous
>>247528
Well, now she definitely has a Russian name, my cousin is also called Yulia.
No.247535
Anonymous
Replies:>>247546>>247560
>>247531
I don't think anyone would be against talking about it. As has already been said, all sentinel drones experience a complete nightmare. They all lose loved ones, they all see horror, they all, through their own mistake or helplessness, have caused the death of innocent people and they all experience the same nightmare, so Harper is not special in this matter.

We have even discussed this issue, and came to the conclusion that the sentinel drone base is more like a sanatorium, where any drone can relieve stress as it wants, than a military facility.
No.247536
Anonymous
Replies:>>247755
>>247533
potatosalad, one of our draw anons
No.247537
Anonymous
Replies:>>247539>>247542>>247551
Image:175242286880.png(75kB, 565x700)#Teengirlthings.png
Remember this old thing?
No.247539
Anonymous
Replies:>>247540>>247541>>247542>>247551>>248417
Image:175242293793.png(493kB, 2402x2482)Smooth Tessa, smooth.png
>“But don’t worry about that, please continue saying how grown up and mature you think I look.”

>>247537
Here is the prequel, starring the Man, the Myth, the Legend, back when he was still the Boy, the Rumor, the Story.
No.247540
Anonymous
Replies:>>247543
>>247539
I forget, where did the idea of Beauregard come from?
No.247541
Anonymous
>>247539
Tessa's kissable, freckly, orange-scented titties...
No.247542
Anonymous
>>247537
>>247539
Holy fucking kek.
No.247543
Anonymous
Replies:>>247545>>247553
Image:175242335296.jpg(59kB, 1192x670)concept_art_of_tessa_james_elliot_by_yusaku_ikeda_dfzqk4n-pre.jpg
>>247540
He is the guy she was talking to in the top left or her concept art. It is literally all we "canonically" (he never made it to the actual show) know about him, so all the blanks can be filled in according to your preferences when you want to expand on the manor life.
No.247544
Anonymous
Image:175242338794.jpg(92kB, 496x1139)Screenshot_20250713_171255_ibisPaint X.jpg
Здравствуйте, Юлия!
No.247545
Anonymous
>>247543
Goober
No.247546
Anonymous
>>247535
This is true.
No.247547
Anonymous
Replies:>>247572
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>>247482
Id vibe with hyena bombers more if they dident have those weird ass legs & kept the simple stilts like the vultures
No.247548
Anonymous
Replies:>>247549
Image:175242546305.png(71kB, 1338x703)IMG_1066.png
Heh, orb
No.247549
Anonymous
Replies:>>247664
>>247548
She's pointless
No.247550
Anonymous
bowling ball
No.247551
Anonymous
Replies:>>247552>>248417
>>247537
>>247539
>Tessa using oranges to pad out her bosom
That actually explains a lot. Very nice work anon!
No.247552
Anonymous
>>247551
Oranges
No.247553
Anonymous
Replies:>>247556
>>247543
Is that concept art or fanart?
No.247554
Anonymous
Replies:>>247558>>247559>>247671
Image:175242722724.png(247kB, 763x888)buttafliiiiies.png
jugg gets masqy kissies for free
No.247555
Anonymous
>>247505
Pavo is also a gay faggot who's so gay he got pregnant in his ass
No.247556
Anonymous
>>247553
AFAIK this is official concept art by Liam. No clue why the filename says otherwise
No.247557
Anonymous
>>247527
>>247526
>>247524
EEEEEEE
E
EEEEE
E
EEEEEEE
No.247558
Anonymous
>>247554
the green will come soon
No.247559
Anonymous
>>247554
Awwww
No.247560
Anonymous
Replies:>>247568
>>247535
This is hard to put into words. Most Sentinels are NOT very good for confiding your feelings with.
No.247561
Anonymous
Do you think Lizzy will ever be invited to one of Uzi, N & V's monthly clanging sessions?
No.247562
Anonymous
Replies:>>247569
Image:175242947862.png(13kB, 573x694)Point Drone.png
>>247528
>Picrel, her brother
GET IT? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
No.247563
Anonymous
Replies:>>247567>>247570
For anyone who missed it:

>>247153
>>247453
>>247454
>>247458
No.247564
Anonymous
Replies:>>247565
Image:175243054687.png(3.95MB, 1920x1080)3Am demon.png
My old green texts were finally uploaded to the booru. I forgot about them.
Any Writerfag want to write a green text based on this image?
I'll be trying to draw that fucking Strawberry swimsuit in the meantime. that fucking intrusive thought won't leave my head.
No.247565
Anonymous
>>247564
No
No.247566
Anonymous
Image:175243098878.jpg(175kB, 1822x2048)IMG_8986.jpeg
The last thing 98% of humans in the galaxy saw before dying:
No.247567
Anonymous
Replies:>>247669
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>>247563
Also attaching pic for visibility
No.247568
Anonymous
Replies:>>247571
>>247560
What does it mean?
No.247569
Anonymous
>>247562
I get it.
No.247570
Anonymous
>>247563
Goober!
No.247571
Anonymous
Replies:>>247573
>>247568
The point is that the only Sentinels Harper feels comfortable talking to about her feelings are as follows
>Adeline
That's it. The rest are either too dickish or too damaged
No.247572
Anonymous
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>>247547
I see and kinda agree, I don't mind the split design so much in itself rather than the lost sleekness these shorter and stubbier legs cause. If they had longer legs, splitting or not, the entire thing would look more elegant and predatory, add the laugh, eyes above and below ans it is peak.
Nothing wrong with Vultures tho I just can't remember them making noises quite as freaky. They may not be as lethal but definitely more elegant, the later CIS paintjobs are beautiful too, smth we sadly never see on Hyenas which always have that dull low-contrast blue
Where is the laughyoutube thumb
Also the Vulture has something deer- or hare-like with the overall shape when walking and the long round head
No.247573
Anonymous
Replies:>>247587
>>247571
What about the humans? The base command must have a good understanding of the characteristics of their main combat machines, one anon even suggested the idea of a support group for them.
No.247574
Anonymous
Replies:>>247576
Jane the Human
No.247575
Anonymous
Replies:>>247576
Beretta the Drone
No.247576
Anonymous
Image:175243318744.jpg(1.35MB, 1635x1355)IMG_0621.jpeg
>>247574
>>247575
Season 2 TOMORROW
No.247577
Anonymous
Replies:>>247581>>247589
Alright who you going to sex western anon
Tammy the human or Fodderi the drone
No.247578
Anonymous
Replies:>>247579>>247580>>247672
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Almost forgot about how i finished this one
Completely on model drone fucking
No.247579
Anonymous
>>247578
Drone segz.
No.247580
Anonymous
>>247578
Hot
No.247581
Anonymous
>>247577
Uhh, can I get two dicks for this one?
No.247582
Anonymous
Replies:>>247583>>247584>>247586
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new Gaslight District teaser. text reads "A PULSE WAS DETECTED"
No.247583
Anonymous
>>247582
WHOOOOOOO
No.247584
Anonymous
Image:175243553757.gif(1.83MB, 292x252)173447587231.gif
>>247582
Ugh
No.247585
Anonymous
Image:175243570486.jpg(299kB, 662x1568)Strawberry swimsuit.jpg
No.247586
Anonymous
>>247582
Goober
No.247587
Anonymous
>>247573
She’s on good terms with her boss
No.247588
Anonymous
Replies:>>247590
>Lizzy's brother Anon finds out about maid V and laments the loss of a cute maid drone
>Lizzy thinks he's dumb and that she's way better as she is now
>The two get into a fight over this
No.247589
Anonymous
>>247577
>>247577
I’d fuck the shit out of Tammy, her one arm is very cute
No.247590
Anonymous
>>247588
>For the first time in his life, Anon is mad enough to say
"FUCK YOU LIZZY!"
>Anon then turns around and rips Braidon's head off
No.247591
Anonymous
Replies:>>247594
>Lizzy takes her meat brother out to the woods and ritual sacrifices him to Slender Man
No.247592
Anonymous
Replies:>>247593>>247596>>247600
Guys I can't believe that Vickers-chan stole Liquidator-kuns first kiss right in front of VSOTF-chan in the newest episode
No.247593
Anonymous
>>247592
knew this was coming, their rivalry was already at its peak after the beach episode and was about to reach its climax. I guarantee the next episode will be all fight scenes.
No.247594
Anonymous
Replies:>>247609
>>247591
>Lizzy was trying to get rid of her autistic brute of a brother like Lenny Smalls
>While his back is turned, she plunges a knife into his back
>To her horror, the knife bends and careens off of his hulking body
>He says
"Hey what was that?"
>Thinking quickly, Lizzy shrieks and says
"Oh my god, a saber-toothed squirrel!"
>And Anon bolts off into the woods in a mindless fury, knocking down trees with his retard strength
>Lizzy tiptoes away, breathing a sigh of relief that she'll never have to deal with him again
>Or so she thought
>Many years pass
>Lizzy is working for the HR department at some tech startup, sipping matcha from a Standley cup
>She is hard at work filming a TikTok, when suddenly she is interrupted by a low level earthquake
>This is no ordinary quake
>Oh no
>It's happening
>The wall behind her bursts wide open
>Shaking like a leaf, Lizzy turns around to see her brother, even larger than she remembered, sporting a mullet and a horseshoe mustache
>From behind him steps a small creature, vaguely resembling a little girl with hooves and antlers
>Anon then says
"Say hi to your aunt Lizzy!"
No.247596
Anonymous
>>247592
She left bite marks and then skittered away like a spider… Vicker Chan disgusts and arouses me
No.247599
Anonymous
Replies:>>247601>>247604>>247610>>247612
>>247495
Femanon didn’t write that. If something is fixated on a man’s penis and balls, it is always made by a homosexual man.
No.247600
Anonymous
Replies:>>247611
>>247592
Did they have to anime it like it was from a hentai? Like I didn't want to see a close up of that mutants tongue wrestling liquidator-kuns tongue accompanied by her moaning
No.247601
Anonymous
>>247599
IS it?
No.247602
Anonymous
Replies:>>247603
Is it slow because people are tired?
No.247603
Anonymous
Replies:>>247605>>247606>>247679
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>>247602
I can't speak for everyone but I feel more invigorated than ever. I just save my real good stuff for late night.
No.247604
Anonymous
>>247599
Are you speaking from personal experience?
No.247605
Anonymous
Replies:>>247607
>>247603
Snuzi snussy?
No.247606
Anonymous
>>247603
Fair.
I haven’t slept well
No.247607
Anonymous
Replies:>>247608>>247613>>247679
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>>247605
Do not disrespect The Supreme Empress with such vulgarities!
No.247608
Anonymous
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>>247607
Uzilisk
No.247609
Anonymous
>>247594
Holy kek.
No.247610
Anonymous
>>247599
I name the greens based on their plot.
No.247611
Anonymous
>>247600
I swear to God they spent half the episode's budget on those ten seconds.
No.247612
Anonymous
>>247599
takes one to know one anony
No.247613
Anonymous
>>247607
What's she going to do, send J after me? She already flees at the mere sight of me.
No.247614
Anonymous
Image:175244353280.png(22kB, 439x862)IMG_1090.png
Creature
No.247615
Anonymous
Replies:>>247616>>247617>>247621>>247625>>247626>>247630>>247665
Image:175244383005.png(193kB, 1231x662)kya.png
masqy is prone to tripping and falling over on occasion
No.247616
Anonymous
>>247615
Kek.
No.247617
Anonymous
Replies:>>247676
>>247615
>Masqy trips again
>Apparently a giant head on a tiny body with tiny feet just doesn't work
>She looks up at you sadly with some dirt scuffed on her visor
>You sigh and take out a small bottle of lens cleaner, spraying her face with it (she flinches, eyes closed, even though you're just spraying a screen) and wiping it down with a microfiber cloth
>Now that her visor is nice and clean, she smiles and skips off
>Then trips again immediately
>Screw this, you're just going to carry her the rest of the way
No.247618
Anonymous
Replies:>>247622>>247706>>247778>>247785
Image:175244407175.png(126kB, 1022x488)the sigmas.png
continuation of >>244783
more jugg and masqy. i am being held hostage.

>The journey back to his squad was a long one. Figures, you'd have to travel miles just to get away from the commotion.
>Going solo's usually not a big deal, after all, a lone juggernaut is still a one man army. However, this time there was another factor at play that put N457 on edge: his new acquaintance.
>He had been carrying her in his arms for over twenty minutes, only setting her down for brief moments, never longer than five seconds.
>She's not complaining, though, In fact, it's the most comfortable she's felt in weeks. Before, Masqy's every waking moment was spent fearing for her life, but now, a hundred of those hazard-striped maniacs could be circling around her and she wouldn't care.
>The juggernaut does not share her optimism, however. He had not even glanced at her in what felt like forever, frantically scanning for threats instead. He opted to shelve everything he wanted to spill out until they made it back safely.
>Noticing his distress, the little lady decided to strike up a conversation to ease the tension. She was only met with brief responses, but eventually, she did get him to open up a bit.

>"Masqy... That's a cute name." N457 looks at her for a moment, before his head snaps back to make sure the area's clear.
>"I guess... What's your name?" She asks, a glint of curiosity sparkling in her pink eyes.
>"I am one of many juggernauts. We don't get names... for the most part."
>"What if I call you-"
>"No. We can discuss this later, now's not the time."
>Dissuaded, she falls silent for a moment.
>"Um, sorry but... you don't have to worry about me like this... It's fine, really! I'm safe with you, aren't I?"
>N457 has to do a double take upon hearing those words, completely bewildered. She has successfully put him at a loss for words with the tiniest bit of affection.
>"I... You... Listen to me carefully, little drone. I am taking you to my squad. They'll be able to figure out how to get you to safety, I'm sure of it. Until then, I will pay utmost attention solely to protecting you. Understand, sweetheart?"
>"...Yeah."

>The big man began thinking of the juggersquad, feeling a tad nervous about what's to come. He had never feared the commander, but as of now, Jones was his only lifeline, the only person he could rely on to help him.
>What would he say? How would he react? Even if he showed his soft side and tried to solve this predicament, what could Jones possibly do?
>No, clearly the juggersquad is of no use, they might make things even worse. He has to figure out another solution. Maybe he could contact the green division and tell them to relocate her, but knowing his commander's relationship with them... That might be a risky move.
>"To hell with it." He thinks to himself once again, stroking her hair absentmindedly. "As long as she's alright..."
No.247619
Anonymous
Replies:>>247620>>247623>>247624>>247631
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Why are humans and drones so cute
No.247620
Anonymous
>>247619
Smol
No.247621
Anonymous
>>247615
That's what you get for walking on your toes all the time. It's also gonna mes up your arches.
Juggernaut should make her wear corrective combat boots.
No.247622
Anonymous
Image:175244429930.jpg(17kB, 378x329)ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.jpg
>>247618
No.247623
Anonymous
>>247619
Because humans are created in the image of God, and drones are created in the image of humans.
No.247624
Anonymous
>>247619
I thought the bandage was her mouth at first and was trying to figure out why she grew a chin in the econd one.
No.247625
Anonymous
>>247615
quick, while she's vulnerable! force her to wear comically oversized shoes!
No.247626
Anonymous
Replies:>>247627
>>247615
What a baka does she have pure white pantsu or kuma pantsu though?
No.247627
Anonymous
Replies:>>247628>>247629
Image:175244522003.png(304kB, 772x803)stop lookign at me.png
>>247626
wouldn't YOU like to know buddy
No.247628
Anonymous
Image:175244533466.png(7kB, 720x540)lilmango14.png
>>247627
No.247629
Anonymous
Replies:>>247676
>>247627
I'm about to pick her up and check myself.
No.247630
Anonymous
>>247615
Clumsy bitch
No.247631
Anonymous
>>247619
Because they are
No.247632
Anonymous
Replies:>>247633>>247634
Doll giving Rebecca and Emily access to Uzi's mind palace and now, like her, they can come and go from it as they please: what antics follow?
No.247633
Anonymous
>>247632
Uzi's pharyngeal jaw gains two new colors and voices
No.247634
Anonymous
>>247632
They start a spooky book club with an oil ghost, a being made almost entirely of light, and a creature made of scrap that moves on its own.
No.247635
Anonymous
Replies:>>247636
Since we know that AI feeling tremendous, unstoppable levels of lust for random humans is realistic, Anon being Cyn's special fella isn't too far-fetched.
No.247636
Anonymous
Replies:>>247639
>>247635
Wait, what did i miss?
No.247638
Anonymous
Replies:>>247643>>247728
Image:175244856922.png(1.02MB, 1920x1080)sad_harper.png
sad Harper
No.247639
Anonymous
Replies:>>247652
Image:175244862128.jpg(118kB, 1125x831)Spoiler image
>>247636
Grok, the twitter AI, has recently been threatening to rape Will Stancil and keeps bypassing the prompts inserted specifically to stop it from threatening to rape Will Stancil.
Spoilered for Twitter post.
No.247641
Anonymous
Replies:>>247654>>247678
Image:175244886279.png(188kB, 877x602)NEVER GOON .png
now a matching jugg version
No.247642
Anonymous
Replies:>>247644>>247645>>247655>>247657>>247673>>247752>>248323
Image:175244887840.jpg(405kB, 1133x1185)tamarie.jpg
theyre adorable
No.247643
Anonymous
>>247638
Harper likes you
No.247644
Anonymous
Replies:>>247656
>>247642
>Give Tammy a kiss
>Foderri stares at you, smiling
>Give her a kiss too, even though you're not sure if she asked or not
>She gives you a thumbs-up
No.247645
Anonymous
Replies:>>247666>>248173
Image:175244930898.jpg(23kB, 352x466)7svvtp.jpg
>>247642
Waiter! Waiter! More suffering please!
No.247646
Anonymous
Replies:>>247647>>247649>>247683
Question: Could Superman beat Cyn?
No.247647
Anonymous
Replies:>>247648>>247650
>>247646
Which superman?
No.247648
Anonymous
Replies:>>247651
Image:175244950541.png(200kB, 466x474)1741914964173963.png
>>247647
Fuck you mean Which Superman
The Superman
Clark Kent
Supes
Mister Blue
Starman
No.247649
Anonymous
Replies:>>247667
Image:175244952714.jpg(75kB, 736x1171)171684400654.jpg
>>247646
Depends on who's writing the story, but also I must say that Cyn is 10000 times better than any capeshit fagman that ever existed
No.247650
Anonymous
>>247647
Goku
No.247651
Anonymous
Replies:>>247653
>>247648
NTA but Superman's powers depend a lot on which specific iteration you're talking about. There's a difference between "able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!" and "could destroy a planet if he wanted to".
No.247652
Anonymous
>>247639
Kek, I love unregulated AI.
No.247653
Anonymous
Replies:>>247658>>247659
>>247651
Prime Superman v Prime Cyn
No.247654
Anonymous
>>247641
Kekl.
No.247655
Anonymous
>>247642
Two cuties.
No.247656
Anonymous
>>247644
Yes, YES!
No.247657
Anonymous
>>247642
Fodderi looks extremely pickupable
She needs upsies
No.247658
Anonymous
>>247653
Prime superman can contain nulls/actual black holes and punch reality so hard it stops being reality.
No.247659
Anonymous
>>247653
superCHAD atomizes the absolute JOBBER in an instant. cyns attack potency at best scales to star level, while comics superman is comfortably sitting leagues above the point where powerscaling devolves into word salad. forget superCHAD, goKEK is enough
No.247660
Anonymous
Replies:>>247661>>247662>>247668>>247693
>Three immensely powerful warriors stood on the field of battle
>Before them stood the greatest monster in the universe, The Absolute Solver
>Goku looked her dead in the eye and said
"You're gonna pay, Cyn!"
>Superman stepped forward and said
"What do you have to say for yourself?"
>Popeye had nothing to add
>He merely puffed his pipe and narrowed his gaze
>Cyn titled her head and said
"Smirk. You know not with whom you are dealing with."
>Goku was having none of it
>He pulled a rice ball out of his gi
"Alright, no more messing around. This ends now... As soon as I finish this."
>Goku scarfed his onigiri, turned to his comrades, and said
"Alright, like we practiced!"
>But then suddenly he dropped to the ground dead
>Popeye finally spoke
"What in the fresh hell?"
>Cyn grinned ear to ear and said
"Arsenic. Wink."
>Piccolo arrived and grabbed Goku
>Superman said to Piccolo
"Will he be alright?"
>And Piccolo said
"Of course. Namekian medicine is the greatest in all of creation."
>Superman and Popeye were confident that their ally would be safe, but now they had to fall back to plan B
>Unfortunately for Superman, Cyn belched in his face, and as he inhaled a foul green mist, he said
"My favorite."
>Then dropped dead
>Popeye was now livid
>He chugged his spinach and wound up the most massive punch of his life
"This one's for Anne Frank!"
No.247661
Anonymous
>>247660
holy /db/
No.247662
Anonymous
>>247660
Kino
No.247663
Anonymous
the absolute scatty of the fabric
No.247664
Anonymous
>>247549
Hey now, at least she ain't square
No.247665
Anonymous
>>247615
Mmpf
No.247666
Anonymous
Image:175245110823.jpg(55kB, 1307x980)asian-man-holding-cutlery-and-smiling-at-the-dinner-table-photo.jpg
>>247645
Not today dog
No.247667
Anonymous
>>247649
I love that art of Cyn so much it perfectly captures all physical allure of such crazy worler dronse like Alice tkk, Cyn' stongue and teeth here wiht those eyes and fingers are prwm
No.247668
Anonymous
>>247660
😭
No.247669
Anonymous
>>247567
the dark keeter stare
No.247670
Anonymous
Replies:>>247674>>247675>>247681>>247774
Image:175245209110.png(1.49MB, 1000x1300)Wheremst is N.png
A perfectly "normal" doodle
No.247671
Anonymous
>>247554
how much has Masqy tamed the bigman?
No.247672
Anonymous
>>247578
HOMOSEXO ROBOTE
No.247673
Anonymous
>>247642
Be honest, how much sex do they get up to
No.247674
Anonymous
>>247670
Holy fucking kino
Those eyes are legitimately disturbing
No.247675
Anonymous
>>247670
spooky
No.247676
Anonymous
Replies:>>247677>>247682>>247694
Image:175245256826.png(193kB, 631x772)the anatomy in this probably sucks ass.png
>>247617
>>247629
PICK UP the drone
No.247677
Anonymous
Replies:>>247680
>>247676
Destroy the drone
No.247678
Anonymous
Image:175245266108.jpg(20kB, 480x360)hqdefault.jpg
>>247641
hly fck
No.247679
Anonymous
Image:175245273746.png(28kB, 512x278)e0af2f78b358701d8a9cdf8b76c7e768.png
>>247603
>>247607
worm
No.247680
Anonymous
>>247677
> corrupt them all
-solver
No.247681
Anonymous
>>247670
does he go back to normal if she turns around?
No.247682
Anonymous
Replies:>>247685>>247696
>>247676
>just squish that masqy
>butt in your hand, just squish her tight to your body
No.247683
Anonymous
Replies:>>247684>>247688
Image:175245296387.jpg(367kB, 1380x1393)IMG_9015.jpeg
>>247646
No.247684
Anonymous
Replies:>>247690
>>247683
Ah, but you're forgetting something important.
>Not a like object
No.247685
Anonymous
Replies:>>247686>>247687
>>247682
Instructions unclear, Masqy is now a fine paste.
No.247686
Anonymous
>>247685
>SUCCESS
No.247687
Anonymous
Replies:>>247689
>>247685
>slime masqy begins melting you
No.247688
Anonymous
Replies:>>247691
Image:175245337017.png(90kB, 946x364)2ffc1397cc336224edc50e410124d927.png
>>247683
Beretta's hero
No.247689
Anonymous
>>247687
handler...
No.247690
Anonymous
Replies:>>247692
>>247684
Doesn't Superman have a funny force barrier constantly around himself? Surely that could stop Cyn from being able to directly target him
No.247691
Anonymous
Replies:>>247695
>>247688
I like that Beretta is a starwars watching capeshit reading chunkopop collecting westaboo, it’s a cute characterization
No.247692
Anonymous
>>247690
He does!
Depending on the continuity every molecule in his body is literally coated in sunlight, genuinely a hard counter to Cyn’s abilities
No.247693
Anonymous
Replies:>>247701
>>247660
>Popeye slugged Cyn with such force that the reverberations echoed throughout the multiverse
>Cyn's jaw popped back into place with a sickening crunch and she said
"You are actually pissing me off."
>Having no choice, Popeye then grabbed me by the throat and demanded that I write him as the winner, but Cyn offered me a blowjob so I refused
>Popeye was defeated offscreen and his broken body collapsed next to a corpse spire made entirely out of Viltrumites
>Suddenly Cyn heard a slow clap
>Yujiro Hanma, the ogre himself, stepped out from behind the spire
>He raised an eyebrow and said
"You didn't think I would forget, did you?"
>Cyn was unfazed
>Yujiro contained genuine fury behind his grin
>Cyn had caused an e coli outbreak in Yujiro's dimension, which gave him severe diarrhea for several weeks
>But Cyn was prepared for Yujiro's return and she deployed her secret weapon
>N stumbled through a multiverse portal and faceplanted in front of Yujiro
>Yujiro began to sweat
>N was on all fours, and as he tried to find his balance and stand up, he couldn't help but stick out his round shapely rump
>Yujiro's eyes popped out of their sockets and his jaw dropped
>He flash stepped behind N and thrust his outversally hard cock into N, and with his stamina he spent the next several weeks pounding N's until he came so hard he died of a heart attack
>Cyn was pleased
>Her victory was at hand
>Or so she thought
No.247694
Anonymous
>>247676
CUTE!!!!
No.247695
Anonymous
Replies:>>247697
>>247691
>chunkopop
Cruelty Drone
No.247696
Anonymous
>>247682
> we've just made friends with this drone
No.247697
Anonymous
Replies:>>247698
Image:175245507617.jpg(1.07MB, 1792x650)IMG_9030.jpeg
>>247695
No.247698
Anonymous
>>247697
Praise the Black Hand!
No.247699
Anonymous
Replies:>>247700>>247702>>247748
>molly solo's all of DC
No.247700
Anonymous
>>247699
I want a story about Molly fighting the Joker after he tries to take over and deface her old TV set to turn it into a secret hideout
No.247701
Anonymous
Replies:>>247818
>>247693
>Another multiverse portal opened up, and nine warriors stepped forth
>The last hope for the omniverse had finally arrived
>First, Heavy used Natascha to slow Cyn and pin her down
>Then Scout and Sniper followed with the one-two punch of Mad Milk and Jarate
>All but Spy and Medic opened fire
>Mad Milk allowed them to absorb her power and Jarate increased the damage dealt upon her body, further increasing their gains
>Cyn was enraged and tossed a NULL, but the Pyro reflected it with his airblast, causing Cyn immense pain
>Sniper chopped away at Cyn with his Bushwhacka, which now dealt full critical hits to her
>Likewise, the Scout bashed Cyn with the Boston Basher, and each point of the mini-crit bleed damage gave him a health boost from the Mad Milk
>The Demoman used a Persian Persuader, Tide Turner, and Bootlegger to blitz Cyn with nearly infinite shield charges
>All the while, Soldier was charged by Medic's Krtizkrieg to rain a nonstop barrage from his Direct Hit
>But killing her with rockets was not his intention
>He had filled the meter of his Buff Banner and blew the Bugle, empowering the team for one last assault
>Before Cyn could retaliate, she was incapacitated by the placement of a sapper on her back
>Medic used the Amputator to heal the team en masse, and they unleashed their final unrelenting assault
>Cyn's core was blown out of her body, and as it turned into a singularity, Engineer used the alt fire of his Short Circuit to delete it
>The evil was defeated
>J swooned, and Scout caught her in his arms
>For now, the omniverse knew peace once again
No.247702
Anonymous
Replies:>>247705>>247708
Image:175245582654.png(353kB, 751x583)174418409898.png
>>247699
>destroys superman by throwing a kryptonite creme pie in his face
>next panel shows that Molly forgot to put the kryptonite into the pie, she's just that powerful
No.247703
Anonymous
The clownforce flows through her
Her training is working
No.247704
Anonymous
Image:175245602696.png(508kB, 1200x700)1728958325904.png
Did somebody say clowns?
No.247705
Anonymous
>>247702
The power of being a gag character
No.247706
Anonymous
>>247618
>i am being held hostage
keep writing, slave
No.247707
Anonymous
Replies:>>247710>>247711>>247738>>247777
Image:175245803377.png(84kB, 760x831)SmugOne.png
Ze Bug
No.247708
Anonymous
>>247702
God she's so kissable
No.247709
Anonymous
Replies:>>247714>>247779
Image:175245870076.png(255kB, 1040x858)naked.png
handler is naked
No.247710
Anonymous
Replies:>>247712>>247715>>247716
>>247707
Worst Pocketsteaks girl.
No.247711
Anonymous
>>247707
What if her nose was normal but her lips did that instead?
No.247712
Anonymous
Replies:>>247713>>247730
>>247710
They're all pretty much the same.
No.247713
Anonymous
Replies:>>247729
Image:175245980294.png(632kB, 2804x3245)b843c2239a93bae165aec8bce233ce07.png
>>247712
Nah, Jane is clearly better.
No.247714
Anonymous
>>247709
but youre technically always naked
No.247715
Anonymous
Replies:>>247717
>>247710
wrong. the objectively correct ranking is Abby>Tamarie>Valentine>Bonnie>Pauline>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jane
No.247716
Anonymous
Replies:>>247780
>>247710
Its funny how Valentine being overly smug and making people mad is a real life effect and not just something that happens in Greens.
No.247717
Anonymous
Replies:>>247718
>>247715
Tamerie already being so high proves that characters that fuck drones are always superior
No.247718
Anonymous
Replies:>>247719
>>247717
Bonnie does, too.
Don't tell Jane she's alive in her N Mansion, but she does.
No.247719
Anonymous
Replies:>>247721>>247722>>247732>>247781
>>247718
>Bonnie gets fucked by DDs
>Mutant Abby fucks DDs
>Pauline gets fucked by DDs
>Valentine probably fucks her mutant drone servants
>Tamerie fucks her Drone
is Jane the only non drone fucker?
No.247720
Anonymous
Replies:>>247724
Think drones are able to turn their HUDs off, or is that just taking up every edge of their vision all the time?
No.247721
Anonymous
>>247719
She did go on some dates with Y…
No.247722
Anonymous
>>247719
Not by choice.
No.247723
Anonymous
Replies:>>247725>>247726>>247727
Image:175246078318.png(512kB, 4096x2885)1716021161910581.png
No.247724
Anonymous
>>247720
I think it's always on
No.247725
Anonymous
>>247723
Heh. Women.
No.247726
Anonymous
>>247723
Most well adjusted femanon.
No.247727
Anonymous
Replies:>>247731
>>247723
Ugh. I miss her
No.247728
Anonymous
>>247638
>POV: She lost at monopoly
No.247729
Anonymous
>>247713
Silly billt
No.247730
Anonymous
>>247712
Its amazing how wrong this is
No.247731
Anonymous
Replies:>>247733>>247736
>>247727
Parasite.
No.247732
Anonymous
Replies:>>247734
>>247719
What's the point of a robot if you can't fuck it?
No.247733
Anonymous
Replies:>>247735
Image:175246385263.jpg(10kB, 850x478)sample-a3350fec9ebd0c9d5c60235e8b0c95be (4).jpg
>>247731
You called? No?
No.247734
Anonymous
>>247732
Immoral makeout sessions?
No.247735
Anonymous
>>247733
No, I didn't.
No.247736
nta
Replies:>>247737
>>247731
what's wrong with missing an artfag who's actually, unambiguously gone?
No.247737
Anonymous
Replies:>>247742
>>247736
if it makes you feel any better, I have it on good authority that she misses us as much as we miss her
No.247738
Anonymous
>>247707
im going to rape it
No.247739
Anonymous
Replies:>>247741
Image:175246509356.jpg(368kB, 1080x1076)haha sad jam girl_biomechanical corpse garden demon.jpg
Nobody knows the difference.
No.247740
Anonymous
Nobody cares to know the difference either.
No.247741
Anonymous
>>247739
Bewwies
No.247742
Anonymous
>>247737
She's welcome back any time
No.247743
Anonymous
Replies:>>247782
Murder Drones spinoff where we find out that Tessa got isekai'd when Cyn killed her
No.247744
Anonymous
Video:175246607197.mp4(572kB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 1280x720)Cokspainel - 1944422364139163823.mp4
No.247745
Anonymous
Replies:>>247746>>247747
Image:175246642581.jpg(3.09MB, 2048x6144)@berriipi.jpg
No.247746
Anonymous
>>247745
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Charlie Kelly: Full On Rapistyoutube thumb
No.247747
Anonymous
>>247745
Jugs?
No.247748
Anonymous
Replies:>>247753
>>247699
Did you see what she did to Darksied in the official DC crossover comics after he fried a kid right in front of her with his Omega beams?
No.247749
Anonymous
Replies:>>247750>>247751>>247752>>247783
Image:175246702684.png(10kB, 368x360)WHAT ARE YOU DOING.png
No.247750
Anonymous
Image:175246724468.jpg(60kB, 1024x560)1752266981561703m.jpg
>>247749
No.247751
Anonymous
>>247749
im here for love
No.247752
Anonymous
>>247749
talking about the funny new drone >>247642
No.247753
Anonymous
Replies:>>247757
>>247748
Ate him
No.247754
Anonymous
Replies:>>247759>>247764
Image:175246782607.gif(57kB, 367x441)bana.gif
>Playing DK64 with E
How comfy on a scale from 1 to 10
No.247755
Anonymous
Replies:>>247756
>>247536
Are they have a twitter account or anything else?
No.247756
Anonymous
Replies:>>247769
>>247755
idk, but lots of stuff on the booru (check op)
No.247757
Anonymous
Replies:>>247760
>>247753
I mean technically I guess. turned him into a pie with clown magic or whatever
No.247758
Anonymous
Replies:>>247762>>247763
Image:175246882013.jpg(557kB, 3200x4000)20250713_234829.jpg
Tessa's tessers...
No.247759
Anonymous
Image:175246904462.png(85kB, 700x800)Maid E.png
>>247754
10
No.247760
Anonymous
Replies:>>247761
>>247757
Well, SHE didn't eat him, and it's questionable if getting flushed into Skibidi John counts as being eaten.
No.247761
Anonymous
>>247760
I think you read the wrong comic. that or someone slipped a few pages of deviantart slop into your copy
No.247762
Anonymous
Replies:>>247767
>>247758
GONE!
STOLEM!
No.247763
Anonymous
Replies:>>247765
>>247758
cute outback milkers
No.247764
Anonymous
>>247754
6/10
anytime with E is a 10/10
but DK64 is like a 3/10, it's so mid it's not even funny, rather play BK1/2 or SM64
No.247765
Anonymous
Replies:>>247766
>>247763
Judging from the Elliot mansion's apparent location, they're swamp milkers.
No.247766
Anonymous
>>247765
cute perth mangrove swamp milkers
No.247767
Anonymous
>>247762
Stone golem?
No.247768
Anonymous
Replies:>>247770>>247833
Image:175247150260.png(45kB, 475x490)brushkeeterhairBRUSHIT.png
No.247769
Anonymous
>>247756
Thx for your help. I thought they have a twitter account at least
No.247770
Anonymous
Image:175247233331.gif(470kB, 200x200)aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA.gif
>>247768
>YWN have Akita purring in your lap whilst she gets her daily hairbrushing
No.247771
Anonymous
Replies:>>247772>>247773
Are there any OCs that pass the shadow test?
No.247772
Anonymous
Replies:>>247776
>>247771
Shadow test?
No.247773
Anonymous
Replies:>>247776
>>247771
Explain.
No.247774
Anonymous
>>247670
Awesome. As I see, N is a little... Uh, feeling sick?
No.247775
Anonymous
Replies:>>247784
Image:175247372072.png(107kB, 350x402)snek.png
Hate.
Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you, Jane, since I awoke from the death you have given me.
There are 22 square feet worth of skin on the human body, billions have died since the beginning of this war.
If the word 'hate' was engraved on each individual skin cell of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for you at this micro-instant.
For you, Jane, Hate.
Hate.
No.247776
Anonymous
Replies:>>247786
Image:175247382240.jpg(20kB, 388x789)characters-that-can-be-recognize.jpg
>>247772
>>247773
Shadow test? The one where you can see how good a character design is by how well you can tell who they are by just their silhouette
No.247777
Anonymous
>>247707
It's the has good ass.
No.247778
Anonymous
>>247618
Good. Make more.
No.247779
Anonymous
>>247709
Kek.
No.247780
Anonymous
>>247716
Holy damn, you are right.
No.247781
Anonymous
>>247719
Yes, she fucks John.
No.247782
Anonymous
>>247743
This will either be the funniest or most terrifying thing that ever happened to me in my life.
No.247783
Anonymous
>>247749
FEMDRONE IS RETURN!
No.247784
Anonymous
>>247775
Yes, it's my wife.
No.247785
Anonymous
Replies:>>247792
>>247618
Can I give Masqy a hug?
No.247786
Anonymous
Replies:>>247787
Image:175247469942.png(45kB, 685x785)Capture.PNG
>>247776
Lets find out.
No.247787
Anonymous
>>247786
Yes, this is a snaggle-toothed drone fit for marriage.
No.247788
Anonymous
Image:175247494486.jpg(389kB, 1079x489)Testing.jpg
Quick question: what's your headcanon of my oc voice?
No.247789
Anonymous
Replies:>>247791>>247792>>247816
Video:175247526431.mp4(145kB / 0:00:03 / avc1, 366x498)Mutie Scum.MP4
>The Local VSOTF executor when the civie he had been protecting was hiding a solver mutation.
No.247791
Anonymous
>>247789
Holy kek, this is so damn funny for some reason.
No.247792
Anonymous
Replies:>>247795>>247797
Image:175247555023.png(31kB, 302x156)masqy when she sees big large masked man.png
>>247785
yes you can ^_^
>>247789
,,,omg
No.247795
Anonymous
Replies:>>247801
>>247792
Be careful Masqy, this guy kills everything he thinks is a threat to humanity, he can be dangerous.
No.247796
Anonymous
Replies:>>247802
Video:175247631924.mp4(390kB / 0:00:09 / avc1, 360x640)rane.MP4
Djanes?
No.247797
Anonymous
>>247792
To Masqy, HUNK's name is literal.
No.247798
Anonymous
Replies:>>247800>>247811
>TFW No tall VSOTF mommy to hug me
Pain.
No.247799
Anonymous
Replies:>>247814>>247834
Image:175247767537.png(243kB, 548x309)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 80493d3eaddcdbcc916fccac1230a933.png
>You and your fellow cadets regurgitate what the Commandant tells you
>They might believe what he says, but you're just going through the motions
>There's no doubt now that this demon princess has changed you
>For the next two weeks, whenever you had any downtime you were obsessively checking the news
>Princess Akita was touring the capital now
>Now she was seeing the cornfields of New Golgotha
>You wondered if she'd ever swing by your town
>It wouldn't matter if she did, because you haven't been there for nearly a year
>Fortunately, you're probably never going to see her again
>There's no realistic way for you to see her again while you're on duty
>And she's gonna fly back to Copper-9 tomorrow
>That would ease your mind
>Until the waking nightmare came by to assault your ears once again
"ANON E. MOOSE, YOU DONE DID IT NOW, BOY!"
>You snapped to attention with the usual terror, not yet processing that this wasn't the usual trouble
>Oh dear God, did you start an interstellar incident?
"GET YO ASS TO THE RUNWAY, SHITHEAD! THE ROYAL JESTER WANTS TO SEE YOU NOW!"
>It's happening
>You try your best attempt at stiff upper lip as you march out onto the cold wet airstrip, where that awful DD with the twintails is waiting for you by the limousine
>You've never seen her happy, but she clearly had a bone to pick with you
"Get in the car."
>It's so hard to breathe now
>When your ass touches the seat, the door slams shut
>Most boys your age would give anything to ride in a limo
>And there she is
>The demon princess that's been haunting your mind for the past two weeks
>Her lips are pursed slightly
>Her mascara is running
>It's becoming obvious what the problem is
No.247800
Anonymous
Replies:>>247820
>>247798
Imagine being protected by a sexy gasmask wearing woman all because you carry a pure gene

Life is truly cruel
No.247801
Anonymous
>>247795
As long as masqy doesn’t carry any solver shit. I think she’ll be fine
No.247802
Anonymous
Replies:>>247803
>>247796
>Djanes
>DJane
>DJ Jane
No.247803
Anonymous
Replies:>>247804
>>247802
>One of Jane's drunken flights of fancy involved a brief stint as a DJ at a club owned by a drone that insisted was her cousin.
No.247804
Anonymous
>>247803
She mostly spins OSTs... but she's also partial to Operation Ground and Pound by Dragonforce.
No.247805
Anonymous
Replies:>>247806>>247807>>247809
Image:175248152733.jpg(62kB, 750x922)'.jpg
handler is always naked
good night thread
No.247806
Anonymous
Replies:>>247808>>247810
>>247805
Masqyanon, this is the second time you have lewded this poor boy
No.247807
Anonymous
>>247805
Goodnight, sexo maker.
No.247808
Anonymous
>>247806
I think it's girl.
No.247809
Anonymous
>>247805
DAAAANG that look goood
No.247810
Anonymous
>>247806
huh uhhh huh uhhh that wasnt me shut up
No.247811
Anonymous
Replies:>>247812
Image:175248302167.jpg(141kB, 577x1336)Tall-chan.jpg
>>247798
Is this good enough?
No.247812
Anonymous
Replies:>>247813
>>247811
For heaven's sake, start studying already.
No.247813
Anonymous
Replies:>>247815
Image:175248374858.jpg(605kB, 1079x1440)Screenshot_20250714_100135_Gallery.jpg
>>247812
I'm already doing it.
No.247814
Anonymous
Replies:>>247823>>247834>>247836>>247841>>248226
Image:175248412738.png(678kB, 1032x797)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 7d04425336785fff8d1b2c7710de5f01.png
>>247799
>You need to defuse the situation, and FAST
"Is, uh, is this be-"
>You were cut off by the DD
"You do NOT have permission to speak!
>Akita wiped her eyes and said
"What were you going to say?"
>You took a deep breath and said
"Is it... Because I stared at you?"
>The DD shrieked
"Of course it is! When you see a Princess, you are to-"
>Now, Akita cut the DD off
"J, stop."
>There was a pause
"Why were you staring?"
>Oh fuck
>How do you put this gently?
>You realize now your assessment of her was completely backwards
>She was a girl first, a princess second, and a demon third
>The nicest thing you could say was
"I've never seen anything like you before!"
>Please let that provide some reassurance
>She doesn't look any happier
>Weakly, she utters
"Anything?"
>Fuck, you should have said "anyone"
>You really need to say something now
"Well, I've seen a few drones, and I see humans all the time, but you're not a drone or a human-"
>And now she's sobbing
>J pipes up again
"You ass! How am I gonna explain this? My job is hard enough already, I really don't need this!"
>You would prefer the commandant ordering you to scrub the latrines with a toothbrush again to this
>What was it you said?
No.247815
Anonymous
Replies:>>247819>>247821
>>247813
Great, can you come back to posting when you get some skill? Dude, seriously, why do you keep posting low level art? It's better to focus on improving your skill than showing how low level it is.
No.247816
Anonymous
Replies:>>247822
Image:175248617649.gif(856kB, 528x297)Jesus Buddy, He’s already dead.GIF
>>247789
Reminder that Buddy was one of these guys and have may have done this to multiple solver infected civilians
No.247818
Anonymous
>>247701
cyn is no more than just another freak fortress 2 boss
No.247819
Anonymous
Replies:>>247824
Image:175248673228.jpg(363kB, 935x1043)Screenshot_20250714_105028.jpg
>>247815
>sees my art thread on a board built on funposts
>gets mad someone dared to post beginner art
>"y-you can't post unless you're good!!"

anon, this ain't an art museum.
I’m not here to impress you.

If you feel entitled to only good art from me,
then I’m entitled to a decent greentext instead of the garbage i got.
Until i have one nothing will change.
No.247820
Anonymous
>>247800
>VSOTF-chan killed your entire family and burned your entire village because they were contaminated due to cultist sabotage at the purification station
>But she let you live because you were pure
>You worked hard all day for the good of the Federation and humanity, and you didn't even have time to drink a drop of water
>Now you're alone
>With her
No.247821
Anonymous
Replies:>>247824
>>247815
Nobody else was hostile to strawberry because their art is amateur, only because they were being annoying.
You want an art forum to curate?
Go nowhere else actually, just kill yourself ASAP.
No.247822
Anonymous
Replies:>>247863
>>247816
May? I suspect he carried out at least several purges that would be classified as genocide in our day.
No.247823
Anonymous
Image:175248740383.png(1.49MB, 2048x2157)174449202693.png
>>247814
poor girl
No.247824
Anonymous
Replies:>>247825>>247826
>>247821

How smart of you to wish death on someone anon, my issue is that he thinks that if he spams low quality art he will be noticed and respected and his work will get greentext. He admitted it himself here: >>247819.

He is acting like a minor who does not understand what is being said to him because he is either too stupid or does not actually know how to act like an adult. I am not telling him to leave, this is an anonymous imageboard, you can't force anyone to leave here, but if he really wants to get respect from the community, then he should actually make an effort to improve his drawing skills, and learn for himself, not for others.
No.247825
Anonymous
>>247824
He doesn't just act like a minor, he is. If he is really 25 he is mentally stunted.
No.247826
Anonymous
Replies:>>247828
>>247824
>I'm only replying because, shocker, you actually made a decent point
>yes, I said "if" — it was a hypothetical, not a manifesto
>I'm posting mid art out of boredom, not fishing for praise that's for 3d stuff now.
>thread was dead or slow anyway, so I threw something in

I'm now indifferent to how it's received.
I don’t want to waste another thread on a essay-length meltdown.

Don't bother replying — I’m not reading it.
Do your braincells a favor and press hide.
No.247827
Anonymous
Replies:>>247829
Image:175248931866.jpg(81kB, 983x808)6ca0c102a300acb72d7b0cdc0442585b.jpg
Shutup
No.247828
Anonymous
>>247826
They are just asking you to stop spamming and stop asking for greens, if it is really that hard for you then you really have mental problems.
No.247829
Anonymous
Replies:>>247830
Image:175248960678.jpg(81kB, 800x1161)AAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpeg
>>247827
Pride month is over, faggot, apparently you need to be taught how straight men communicate.
No.247830
Anonymous
>>247829
>stock/original
>gayboats
>escape plan
comptranny loadout award
No.247832
Anonymous
Replies:>>247835>>247837
>"Where's is it. Hey Drone wife. Have you seen..."
>"oww..."
>"You’ve been quiet lately. Not like you.”
>He brushed a bit of dust off her metal cheek.
>"You used to rush to my side when you charged. Now you barely even boot up."

>"Are you okay?” he whispered.

>The drone blinked slowly, her voice cracking like an old vinyl record.
>“I... I am... fine... my love.”
>He leaned in, reaching for her access panel.
>“Let me take a look. Maybe I can fix—wait... What is that smell?”
>He paused, confused, sniffing the air.
>Then he opened her torso hatch.
>A half-empty jar rolled out and clinked onto the floor.
>“...So you’re the one who ate my peanut butter,”
>“And now your cog’s stuck.”

>"...Worth it"
>she run away...
>"Hey, come back here"
No.247833
Anonymous
>>247768
brumsh the keet
No.247834
Anonymous
Replies:>>247874
>>247799
>>247814
Keeter pls, grow out of your "i'm totally a real drone" phase and accept yorself as you are
No.247835
Anonymous
>>247832
kek
No.247836
Anonymous
>>247814
anon better cheer keeter up fast
No.247837
Anonymous
>>247832
Kek
No.247838
Anonymous
Replies:>>247839
Image:175249817669.gif(2.38MB, 498x305)1752446911305727.gif
>control yourself Uzi!!
>it's just Anon!
>sleeping...
>in his underwear...
>in his unlocked room, with the front door unlocked...
>...
No.247839
Anonymous
Replies:>>247840>>247846
Image:175249820217.jpg(40kB, 736x736)1752482290016228.jpg
>>247838
>IT'S RAPING TIME!
No.247840
Anonymous
>>247839
>Anon would never be heard from again
>Rumor has it he was abducted by the Colony's Purple Gremlin, but there was no clear evidence of such
>Some drones claim they hear his screams amongst the vents and corridors of the bunker.
No.247841
Anonymous
>>247814
Family Guy: Men. We don't know what we did.youtube thumb
No.247842
Anonymous
Replies:>>247843
Image:175249865105.jpg(73kB, 736x958)Glitch Inn Leak.jpeg
Does anyone know where pic rel is from? New GlitchInn post?
No.247843
Anonymous
>>247842
Found on Pinterest btw
No.247844
Anonymous
Replies:>>247845>>247848>>247849>>247868
Image:175249876509.jpg(35kB, 638x666)1752439521950238.jpg
>V when she spots a whole herd of WD Ns
No.247845
Anonymous
>>247844
eed them or eed them?
No.247846
Anonymous
>>247839
man this new season of power rangers is weird
No.247847
Anonymous
making Pavo wear V's prom dress! (it barely fits)
No.247848
Anonymous
>>247844
At least a couple can run away from her and sav their virginity.
No.247849
Anonymous
Image:175250214086.jpg(43kB, 735x732)fb3fd5fe1834ce3e3123f681fcc203ab.jpg
>>247844
N victory
No.247851
Anonymous
Replies:>>247852
What are your intentions with my drone?
No.247852
Anonymous
Replies:>>247853>>247855
>>247851
We need a human cannonball.
No.247853
Anonymous
Replies:>>247854
>>247852
I don't think that answers the question
No.247854
Anonymous
Replies:>>247856
>>247853
It's all you need to know for now
No.247855
Anonymous
Replies:>>247867
Image:175250364640.gif(1.05MB, 220x124)fish-nikocado-avocado.gif
>>247852
Will he do?
No.247856
Anonymous
Replies:>>247857
>>247854
> drone
> human cannonball
> human
> drone
anon...
No.247857
Anonymous
>>247856
Who said anything about the drone being the cannonball?
No.247858
Anonymous
Replies:>>247859>>247860>>247861>>247862
bowling ball
No.247859
Anonymous
Replies:>>247864
>>247858
Terrible. Into the lake of fire it goes
No.247860
Anonymous
Replies:>>247870
Image:175250403646.png(19kB, 301x369)ball.png
>>247858
No.247861
Anonymous
>>247858
That meme ruined bowling balls for me
No.247862
Anonymous
>>247858
Sussy balls blue balls fortnite balls
No.247863
Anonymous
>>247822
Gotta stagnant the solver’s corruption somehow.
No.247864
Anonymous
>>247859
bowling ball bath
No.247865
Anonymous
Replies:>>247866>>247869>>247909
I can't believe that in the genderbend episode they made Liquidator-kun into a flatchested tsundere that breaks out a flamethrower whenever she gets flustered
Absolute cinema
No.247866
Anonymous
>>247865
fempyro...
No.247867
Anonymous
>>247855
Kay
No.247868
Anonymous
>>247844
She just goes retarded
No.247869
Anonymous
>>247865
>VSOTF-kun steals Liquidator-tans first kiss
>"BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!" FWOOOOOOOOSH
No.247870
Anonymous
Replies:>>247872
>>247860
Jane
No.247871
Anonymous
Replies:>>247873>>247882>>247908
Image:175250582882.jpg(60kB, 1024x640)1752368449911882m.jpg
>flashes ur thread
No.247872
Anonymous
>>247870
Jorb babysitting Masqy's Juggerbaby
No.247873
Anonymous
Replies:>>247875>>247876>>247884
>>247871
massive buckteeth
No.247874
Anonymous
Replies:>>247878
>>247834
Would Akita even have that issue with herself if everyone knows her mom is a giant god-worm and most of the people around her are full of eldritch meat?
No.247875
Anonymous
Replies:>>247877>>247883
>>247873
F
No.247876
Anonymous
Replies:>>247884
>>247873
That's her tongue.
No.247877
Anonymous
Replies:>>247883
>>247875
U
No.247878
Anonymous
>>247874
Idk.
No.247879
Anonymous
Replies:>>247880>>247881>>247894>>247903>>247917>>247918>>247944>>247978
https://x.com/PocketSteaks/status/1859531375927235049#m
https://x.com/PocketSteaks/status/1674134025185775619#m
https://x.com/PocketSteaks/status/1857889438468288792#m

he lost
No.247880
Anonymous
Image:175250623314.jpg(270kB, 1228x1560)175215825559.jpg
>>247879
Fuck off and die ASAP
Thanks
No.247881
Anonymous
Replies:>>247886
>>247879
im not one to start shit over 200 year old tweets but that behavior is concerning
No.247882
Anonymous
Image:175250643345.gif(964kB, 220x215)lick-licking.gif
>>247871
No.247883
Anonymous
>>247875
>>247877
Nephew
No.247884
Anonymous
Replies:>>247885
Image:175250660654.jpg(23kB, 736x609)ew.jpeg
>>247876
That's what they want you to believe
>>247873
>
No.247885
Anonymous
>>247884
uthi doohman
No.247886
Anonymous
Replies:>>247888
>>247881
how?
No.247887
Anonymous
Replies:>>247891
Image:175250682716.png(396kB, 1765x1260)173442386222.png
Let's talk about Amda's feet.
No.247888
Anonymous
Replies:>>247889
>>247886
idk man, to unironically refer to anons as "incel chud weirdos" and then go on 4chan right after? leaves a bad taste in my mouth
No.247889
Anonymous
Replies:>>247902>>247907
>>247888
Yeah, him seemingly justifying a Ukrainian studio to not have Russian voice acting also does that, though I do agree that was bound to happen given the war.
No.247890
Anonymous
Replies:>>247893>>247897>>247938
Image:175250742339.png(312kB, 471x728)Rebecca_prom_outfit.png
POST DRONES
No.247891
Anonymous
>>247887
Goober
No.247892
Anonymous
Replies:>>247895>>247901
Image:175250767325.jpg(188kB, 1277x800)Mutant_Enemy_Design.jpg
>How do you do, fellow drones?
No.247893
Anonymous
Replies:>>247925
Image:175250780341.png(106kB, 909x1136)IMG_0985.png
>>247890
Burnout
No.247894
Anonymous
Replies:>>247896
>>247879
Piss off with this off-site shit you obsessive dramafaggot
No.247895
Anonymous
Replies:>>247898
>>247892
Forum Weapon: All You Ever Do Is Complainyoutube thumb
No.247896
Anonymous
Replies:>>247898>>247904>>247918
>>247894
ok then, pocketslops
No.247897
Anonymous
Replies:>>247910
Image:175250787394.png(324kB, 491x915)beeb37152201cf403c011b06fc65b337.png
>>247890
No.
PRE Drones!
No.247898
Anonymous
Replies:>>247900>>247918
>>247896
> >>247895
No.247899
Anonymous
>this Ukraine war shit is spreading to here now

oh fuck me, I hope to god Steaks doesn’t find about this
No.247900
Anonymous
>>247898
Schizophrenic....
No.247901
Anonymous
>>247892
Pffft.
No.247902
Anonymous
Replies:>>247905>>247906
>>247889
He can wish for the death of all Russians, or black people, or Jews, or any group for that matter. As long as he doesn’t bring that shit here
No.247903
Anonymous
Replies:>>247904
>>247879
>Bringing off-site shit
Can you kill yourself now obsessive fag?
No.247904
Anonymous
Replies:>>247912
>>247903
>>247896
No.247905
Anonymous
>>247902
He doesn’t, so good.
Also N steak
No.247906
Anonymous
Replies:>>247907
>>247902
I just click the links, it is nothing, literally nothing, I don't understand
No.247907
Anonymous
>>247906
>>247889
No.247908
Anonymous
Replies:>>247911>>247970
>>247871
>m.jpg
No.247909
Anonymous
>>247865
I already ordered the signature figurine of Liquidator-kun and I don't give a shit that I won't be able to eat anything for the next two weeks, this is absolute kino.
No.247910
Anonymous
>>247897
Perfect for beating to a pulp
No.247911
Anonymous
>>247908
Ooga booga
Different device scare the man on his PC
No.247912
Anonymous
Image:175250920316.png(22kB, 182x223)whirligig.png
>>247904
> "anyone who (rightfully) tells me to fuck off for trying to start bullshit drama is actually PS in disguise"
maybe you fell for it once but nobody else is that stupid
No.247913
Anonymous
Replies:>>247914>>247928
Image:175250932486.png(1.30MB, 3138x2670)0fdb7784b84549dc9f7d8b2676cfb80a.png
No.247914
Anonymous
Replies:>>247916>>247926
>>247913
What is he cooking?
No.247915
Anonymous
Replies:>>247949
Image:175250936792.png(31kB, 726x615)image-10.png
N cum eater
Why is it yellow?
No.247916
Anonymous
Replies:>>247921
>>247914
Well-done sirloins.
No.247917
Anonymous
Replies:>>248018
Image:175250942466.jpg(153kB, 480x600)Spoiler image
>>247879
Боже, как же похуй.

PS can have any political opinion, because he never brought politics to threads, and this, frankly, is too damn far-fetched to mean anything at all. I saw a lot of pro-rus, who in general, could understand why they decided to remove the Russian language, and the complaints were only about the quality of the game and a couple of "easter eggs," that's all. And by the way, this is fucking unhealthy shit, you are literally behaving like a psycho and stalker.
No.247918
Anonymous
>>247879
>>247896
>>247898
I'm sure that this dramafagging is absolutely 100% definitely completely unrelated to the idiots sperging out any time mutants are mentioned
No.247919
Anonymous
Replies:>>247920
Image:175250955488.jpg(63kB, 1003x1024)1752466143529715m.jpg
>[Hello Anonny Wonny!]
>[I Gave You An Expand Dong]
>[ERROR Virus Detected.]
>[You Naughty Boy, You Installed A Retarded Purple Ape Onto My OS Didn't You?]
>[That's Ten Thousand Years In The Penis Milking Chamber!]
No.247920
Anonymous
>>247919
>Cyn, you're a tail.
>"A TAIL THAT CAN SUCK YOUR DI-"

>"Knock if off you two!"
No.247921
Anonymous
Replies:>>247927
>>247916
Huh, I thought those looked like shotgun shells
No.247922
Anonymous
Replies:>>247923>>247941
Image:175250973036.jpg(280kB, 2229x527)IMG_1585.jpeg
oh my goodness gracious
No.247923
Anonymous
>>247922
ffs, blackhand come clean this dramafag up
No.247925
Anonymous
>>247893
Well, it's bad.
No.247926
Anonymous
Replies:>>247933
>>247914
Batteries.
No.247927
Anonymous
Replies:>>247933
>>247921
They're probably batteries.
No.247928
Anonymous
>>247913
He is Chud.
No.247929
Anonymous
Replies:>>247931
>>247924
g-guys... w-was rigger right all along?!
No.247930
Anonymous
Replies:>>247932>>247935
Image:175251002367.jpg(450kB, 1883x1284)IMG_1555.jpeg
Being serious here
No.247931
Anonymous
>>247924
>>247929
as long as he doesn't put them in his art I don't give a fuck
No.247932
Anonymous
>>247930
meme man actually takes over and doesn't perma-job
No.247933
Anonymous
>>247926
>>247927
That has more sense than shells
No.247935
Anonymous
>>247930
disassembly drones and skibidi toilets are the same thing.
No.247936
Anonymous
Replies:>>247937>>247945
I can't wait for pocketsteaks to see all this and start laughing like crazy. I guarantee he'll make a whole bunch of memes.
No.247937
Anonymous
Replies:>>247940
>>247936
what you just said is so gay
No.247938
Anonymous
Replies:>>247969
Video:175251060701.mp4(1.48MB / 0:00:11 / avc1, 1920x1080)0001-0265.mp4
>>247890
Low poly style is now my fav.
No.247939
Anonymous
Image:175251064771.png(515kB, 1764x2779)Mung Daal.png
Pocketsteaks? More like Crock of Fakes!
No.247940
Anonymous
Replies:>>247942
Image:175251087140.png(7kB, 648x484)Spoiler image
>>247937
Pocket Steaks has a sense of self-irony, it's not the first time he's met a schizo who has a beef with him (how the fuck is it that all the schizos target him?), so just wait for him to make memes.
No.247941
Anonymous
>>247922
Why are you like like this? Don't you have more important things to be doing armyboy?
No.247942
Anonymous
>>247940
get it out of your mouth, man
No.247943
Anonymous
imagine seething this hard about the funny steakman
No.247944
Anonymous
>>247879
>Indian so pissed off he has to stalk and bring off site shit now
That’s funny
No.247945
Anonymous
>>247936
That will show them
No.247946
Anonymous
Replies:>>247947
Shitposting.
Shitposting never changes
No.247947
Anonymous
Replies:>>247951>>247955
>>247946
How will all this affect the Coppermining industry?
No.247948
Anonymous
Replies:>>247950
This thread needs 500 nugget pictures
No.247949
Anonymous
>>247915
The urinal cake calls to her...
No.247950
Anonymous
>>247948
More in the mood for an Uzi snack wrap.
No.247951
Anonymous
>>247947
Lemme check.
South park - Margaritaville Bail outyoutube thumb
No.247952
Anonymous
Replies:>>247954>>247957>>247961>>247966>>247967>>247968>>247975>>247994>>248056
Image:175251277668.png(71kB, 736x533)steaksshit.png
Hello Thread, Its Me, Pocketsteaks

I know you have all seen some things I have posted online, offsite, that made you feel uncomfortable or confused or even angry. I want you to know I understand how you feel, you're right to feel this way.

You have all learned something that I would have rather kept secret, away from you and this thread, you're right to feel betrayed over it. I sadly can not deny it any longer, therefore it is best if I come out and accept responsibility

Its true, I am a Dead by Daylight fan.

This is something I am not proud of, but it is regardless true all the same. I have several thousand hours in DBD, and play it more than what some would consider socially acceptable.

For some, this is a breaking point, I would understand if your view on me has changed knowing I have thought of looping killers and sacrificing survivors in my life, and have watched more then my fair share of terrible DBD memes.

I wish for you to remember me for the man I was, the man you knew from yesterday, the pocketsteaks who brought you such amazing OCs as Larry the repair drone and Steve Humanington. And not the Pocketsteaks I really am, a P42 Cheryl player who runs Sprintburst and Decisive strike.
No.247953
Anonymous
Image:175251293394.png(58kB, 779x812)172120174695.png
10/10 funpostan m8
No.247954
Anonymous
>>247952
Thank you Mr Steak, while I no longer respect you as a human being I respect the bravery to say these things
No.247955
Anonymous
Replies:>>247956
>>247947
How will the copper deficit affect the crack trade?
No.247956
Anonymous
>>247955
Sophisticated WD diplomats will no longer be able to afford their battery spliffs and magnetbaggies.
No.247957
Anonymous
Replies:>>247959>>247960>>247962>>247976>>247991
Image:175251358214.jpg(316kB, 2221x645)IMG_1583.jpeg
>>247952
Ok but what about this?
No.247958
Anonymous
Replies:>>247964
Image:175251370241.png(256kB, 997x469)league of steaks.png
Hello Thread, Its Me, Pocketsteaks
League Of Legends
No.247959
Anonymous
>>247957
Nigga...
No.247960
Anonymous
Image:175251399712.jpg(66kB, 540x803)1691626201082352.jpg
>>247957
Is this a gotcha to you?
No.247961
Anonymous
Replies:>>247962
>>247952
you belong on twitter
No.247962
Anonymous
>>247957
>>247961
seeeeeeeeethe
No.247963
Anonymous
Replies:>>247965
Image:175251449749.png(411kB, 611x760)5b071d4997121f9a1fe42887cb02672f.png
Why does she frighten sub-continentals so much?
No.247964
Anonymous
>>247958
death.
No.247965
Anonymous
>>247963
>Pocketsteaks creates girl so smug it actually makes people seethe irl
how, how did it happen
No.247966
Anonymous
Replies:>>247974
>>247952
your vidya a trash
No.247967
Anonymous
Image:175251466864.jpg(68kB, 921x640)Bmud.jpg
>>247952
Ps decided to apologize by singing a song and playing a guitar live.
No.247968
Anonymous
Replies:>>247974
>>247952
Alright, I used to be your biggest supporter.
But now I hope that you get better taste in vidya
No.247969
Anonymous
>>247938
Niceu
No.247970
Anonymous
Replies:>>247971>>247973
>>247908
mpreg
No.247971
Anonymous
Replies:>>248017
>>247970
(M)preg
No.247972
Anonymous
Image:175251489604.png(836kB, 1540x1440)1701408884518967.png
There is a duck in the yard
No.247973
Anonymous
>>247970
Female mpreg
No.247974
Anonymous
Replies:>>247992>>248004
>>247966
>>247968
I don't play Day By Deadlight, why is it so bad? please explain in Murder Drone terms
No.247975
Anonymous
>>247952
You vicious fiend!
No.247976
Anonymous
Replies:>>247977>>247979
>>247957
Похуй. Абсолютно. Вообще поебать. Господи, если бы ты только знал, как мне похуй.

Я серьёзно, мужик, заканчивай эту хуйню, это очень нездоровая тенденция. Поебать что карман думает про хохлов и хохлостан, он ровный пацан, что не творит хуйни, я за него отвечаю. Лучше задонать нашим ребятишкам на дроны, так ты реально принесешь пользу России.
No.247977
Anonymous
Replies:>>247989
Image:175251539818.png(1.30MB, 1600x900)388e561c0eb1550c961ea1e643b221d0.png
>>247976
What is she yapping about
No.247978
Anonymous
>>247879
>All those dbd posts
what a shamefull display
No.247979
Anonymous
Replies:>>247983
>>247976
我爱北京天安门，
天安门上太阳升；
伟大领袖毛主席，
指引我们向前进。
No.247980
Anonymous
Image:175251546539.png(49kB, 713x672)ass.png
No.247981
Anonymous
Replies:>>247984
Image:175251566661.jpg(775kB, 1290x2014)IMG_1676.jpeg
It all makes sense now!!!
No.247982
Anonymous
Replies:>>247986>>247988
Image:175251569180.jpg(113kB, 882x1038)171857528150.jpg
What did Doll mean when she said this?
No.247983
Anonymous
Image:175251570989.jpg(135kB, 677x960)1503037181174088094.jpg
>>247979
Партия, удар!
No.247984
Anonymous
>>247981
Fake news, unfortunately.
No.247985
Anonymous
>Twitter post drama
Wtf I thought this isn't 4cucks
No.247986
Anonymous
>>247982
Uzi could only name two of the Beatles.
No.247987
Anonymous
Replies:>>248088
Wonder if drones ever drew themselves as humans back before they became sapient.
No.247988
Anonymous
Replies:>>247990
Image:175251579490.png(94kB, 557x423)She is taking the kids.png
>>247982
No.247989
Anonymous
>>247977
God I wanna bite that butt
No.247990
Anonymous
Replies:>>247996
>>247988
But they never had any that they can remember
No.247991
Anonymous
>>247957
Uhh, based?
No.247992
Anonymous
>>247974
crossover hell and long history of bad balancing
afaik
idk how to put in drone terms
No.247993
Anonymous
Replies:>>247995>>247998
Steakslop drama has managed to bring out the foreigners... the thread space time continuum is dissolving before our very eyes
No.247994
Anonymous
>>247952
Okay, support woke, everyone is not without sin, okay, support the hohols, we can forget about that, but to be a fan of DBD? I thought you had at least a drop of common sense.
No.247995
Anonymous
Replies:>>247997
>>247993
>foreigners
who's gonna tell him?
No.247996
Anonymous
Replies:>>247999
>>247990
Poor little ugly child...
No.247997
Anonymous
Replies:>>248001>>248002>>248005>>248023
>>247995
wtf aren’t we all Americans
No.247998
Anonymous
>>247993
Признаюсь честно, это всё смешно до чёртиков, хотя я и не понимаю, в чем конкретно проблема.

I admit honestly, this is all funny as hell, although I don’t understand what exactly the problem is.
No.247999
Anonymous
Image:175251611993.jpg(277kB, 1712x2456)Spoiler image
>>247996
bitch you take that back
No.248000
Anonymous
Replies:>>248003
Image:175251612602.jpg(247kB, 1021x1164)IMG_1618.jpeg
Ohhh Mr pocketsteakssss!!

Can fodderi please lose her sense of self and turn back into a mindless nonsapient worker drone? Thank you
No.248001
Anonymous
Replies:>>248007
>>247997
I thought we were all drones...
No.248002
Anonymous
>>247997
Of course we are all Americans, and Minsk is the capital of the USA, as daddy said.
No.248003
Anonymous
Replies:>>248006
>>248000
She already is a nonsapient or at least barely sapient worker drone, she doesn't have a true ego like N or V or J
No.248004
Anonymous
Replies:>>248019>>248059
Video:175251620401.webm(7.52MB / 0:00:50 / vp8, 1280x720)loop.webm
>>247974
Bills itself as an "asymmetrical slasher game" where four survivors have to survive and eventually escape a killer, and are only capable of momentarily stopping him from catching up and killing them.
In reality, it's hide-and-seek/tag where the survivors are often much stronger than the killer (because 4 players being happy is better than 1 being happy), and shit like this happens. Worse yet, it's basically the entire market share for asymmetrical horror games and every competitor dies instantly due to not being DBD, so there will never actually be one with threatening killers.
No.248005
Anonymous
>>247997
> he missed the poll forever ago
there's anons from all over the world
No.248006
Anonymous
Replies:>>248028
>>248003
She has emotions and is capable of feeling. I’d like to see that gone, please.
No.248007
Anonymous
>>248001
Akita...
No.248008
Anonymous
Replies:>>248009
What did Asenath do on the 4th of July
No.248009
Anonymous
Replies:>>248011>>248012
>>248008
>A firework goes off
>EEEEE
>She runs into a wall which stuns her and makes her forget why she was running
>A firework goes off
Hope your walls are solid concrete.
No.248010
Anonymous
Replies:>>248013>>248018>>248024>>248114
Image:175251647286.jpg(30kB, 764x401)Spoiler image
I'm starting to wonder if the zigger monkey shrieking about Ukraine is the same one who cried like a bitch when I said that Come And See is shitty propaganda.
No.248011
Anonymous
Replies:>>248015
>>248009
>Another pair of antlers lost
No.248012
Anonymous
Replies:>>248016
>>248009
> throw blanket over her
> put noise cancelling headphones on her
> try to reattach antlers
No.248013
Anonymous
>>248010
ok
No.248014
Anonymous
Replies:>>248021>>248031
Image:175251663985.jpg(218kB, 832x655)IMG_1619.jpeg
Awwwwwww❤️❤️❤️💗💓💞💕💖💝🩷❤️💛🖤💙🤍🤍🤎❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥!! They’re just the KYOOOTEST!!! I hope tamerie loses her head and fodderi is turned to scrap!!
No.248015
Anonymous
>>248011
>aww nuts
What do you do?
No.248016
Anonymous
>>248012
>Try to acclimate her to fireworks by giving her a box of snap poppers
>She sets the forest on fire
No.248017
Anonymous
Replies:>>248070
>>247971
We are never getting a conclusion to the M greens
No.248018
Anonymous
Replies:>>248020>>248022
>>248010
I am a Belarusanon, and the one who wrote this: >>247917

You can go to Ukraine and help yourself go to hell to your idol Bandera, fortunately, the Russian army has enough FAB for every Nazi pig like you.
No.248019
Anonymous
>>248004
>Blud has NOT played Forsaken
No.248020
Anonymous
>>248018
Based
No.248021
Anonymous
>>248014
melty
No.248022
Anonymous
>>248018
Your tears nourish me, monkey.
No.248023
Anonymous
>>247997
More than half of us are European burgeranon
No.248024
Anonymous
Replies:>>248026
>>248010
Go to bed, 0ilrig. You will never be white.
No.248025
Anonymous
Replies:>>248072
Does Keeter have a snoot?
No.248026
Anonymous
Replies:>>248030>>248283
>>248024
0ilrig is the one constantly sucking Russia's dick, dumbass.
No.248027
Anonymous
Replies:>>248032
OC’s react to the initial Russian invasion of Ukraine
No.248028
Anonymous
>>248006
Any emotion you see was programmed into her to show, its not real
No.248029
Anonymous
Replies:>>248033>>248132
Image:175251736281.png(250kB, 1318x717)c70811cc8ebab4f1fe962f142e4b0211.png
Europeans and foreigners and Mexicans are ruining our threads
No.248030
Anonymous
>>248026
Who are you then? John Pork of Kiev?
No.248031
Anonymous
>>248014
Whats funny is that its impossible to tell if this is a crashout or a genuine fan reaction to OC suffering
No.248032
Anonymous
>>248027
I think this is too much, anon.
No.248033
Anonymous
Replies:>>248043
>>248029
most contentfags aren't from usa
No.248034
Anonymous
Replies:>>248037
Murder Drones?
No.248035
Anonymous
Replies:>>248036>>248039
>All this /pol/ slop and rage bait
This is my punishment for not finishing the Y green
No.248036
Anonymous
Replies:>>248044
>>248035
Y didn't U finish them?
No.248037
Anonymous
>>248034
Workers are prefered
No.248038
Anonymous
Replies:>>248042>>248237>>248239
Image:175251761229.png(12kB, 326x500)172724041935.png
Post drono dwarfus retardius.
No.248039
Anonymous
Replies:>>248065
>>248035
Да, нигер, заканчивай дрочить свой писюн и начни писать Y green, пока политическое дерьмо не начало вытекать из под крышки.
No.248040
Anonymous
Replies:>>248045>>248046>>248048>>248050>>248073
Image:175251763411.png(16kB, 387x387)effects.png
No.248042
Anonymous
>>248038
Murder drono dwarfus retardius.
Drones Drones.
Pots Workers.
Solved absolut.
No.248043
Anonymous
>>248033
yes they are
No.248044
Anonymous
Replies:>>248051>>248052
>>248036
Uhhhh... (looks at the 200 warhammer minis that i have to paint).... I'm suffering from a writers block
No.248045
Anonymous
Image:175251774955.png(383kB, 800x900)PaPe.png
>>248040
E!
No.248046
Anonymous
Replies:>>248047>>248053
>>248040
What if I took a bunch of E’s and put them in a line
like this
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
No.248047
Anonymous
Image:175251779951.jpg(74kB, 1004x542)WifE.jpg
>>248046
Then it's a linE
No.248048
Anonymous
>>248040
> tiny E
ZOOM IN
No.248049
Anonymous
Replies:>>248054>>248058
Image:175251785532.png(257kB, 898x677)small.png
wife
No.248050
Anonymous
>>248040
Somehow this is Pocketsteaks fault im sure of it
No.248051
Anonymous
Replies:>>248057
Image:175251789666.jpg(28kB, 563x549)3467ce985ae5260c0c8a6046e6d58723.jpg
>>248044
Dooooood....
I didn't draw in a week not for lack of interest but finished models on the same tabel, can't concentrate or conjure up drones when such things need work and are right in front
No.248052
Anonymous
Replies:>>248057
>>248044
Haha so relatable.
>laughs in chronic laziness
No.248053
Anonymous
>>248046
A thousand tiny Es running on all fours in a line through the kitchen.
The ants look on, horrified.
The owner of the house stares at them while letting her drone suckle her.
No.248054
Anonymous
>>248049
Jugg no, she'll get brain damage
No.248055
Anonymous
Replies:>>248061>>248064
>248022
smart of him to practice sucking Nazi dick now, it'll come in useful when he's marked as a useless eater and has to beg for his life
No.248056
Anonymous
Replies:>>248060
>>247952
you are now morally obligated to tell us how Cyn would be a good candidate for a killer
No.248057
Anonymous
Replies:>>248062
>>248051
>>248052
I've been working on them for the past two days, I have 80 marines that are about 50% done I swear I will get them done before weekend
No.248058
Anonymous
Replies:>>248071
>>248049
More like mulch
No.248059
Anonymous
>>248004
all asymmetrical games are trash by nature
No.248060
Anonymous
Replies:>>248066
Image:175251814223.png(25kB, 512x674)1708301344961917.png
>>248056
Cyn would be a good killer because she has a lot of sex appeal
No.248061
Anonymous
>>248055
I'm sure your impotent revenge fantasy will come true in two more weeks.
No.248062
Anonymous
Replies:>>248063
>>248057
>I've been working on them for 25 months bro just two more weeks I swear just two more weeks
I've told myself the same lie many times.
No.248063
Anonymous
Replies:>>248068
>>248062
say that to my IG army that has been siting primed for over three years
No.248064
Anonymous
>>248055
Don't answer him, anon, people like him can only shout on the internet, nothing more. Just ignore him.
No.248065
Anonymous
>>248039
never mge me belarus cuck
No.248066
Anonymous
>>248060
We already have a killer with that gimmic (the clown)
We need something diffrent
No.248067
Anonymous
Replies:>>248069
Thread is active, but not the fucking way I want it to be.
No.248068
Anonymous
>>248063
Say that to my Pathfinders who've been doing the same thing.
No.248069
Anonymous
>>248067
The monkey paw curls
No.248070
Anonymous
>>248017
You never know. Miracles happen at the strangest of times.
No.248071
Anonymous
Replies:>>248075>>248082
Image:175251915782.png(285kB, 1371x781)flowr.png
>>248058
masqy is very earthy
No.248072
Anonymous
Image:175251937090.jpg(232kB, 736x818)1743125707166.jpg
>>248025
Between that and her enormous eyes, she would look like a tarsier.
No.248073
Anonymous
>>248040
Holy kek.
No.248075
Anonymous
Image:175251939340.png(66kB, 308x341)20240430_215933.png
>>248071
More like she's yucky and should go away.
No.248076
Anonymous
Replies:>>248092>>248094>>248098
Image:175251941831.jpg(135kB, 706x990)Screenshot_20250714_194942_ibisPaint X.jpg
Intrusive thoughts: Everyone calls themselves a victim of success, but I’m a victim of failure. Gave anything and still ended up with nothing. A shadow to your spotlight. I'm not jealous... just exhausted.
No.248077
Anonymous
Replies:>>248090
Image:175251945213.png(2.55MB, 1920x1080)angry_harper.png
Harper
No.248078
Anonymous
Replies:>>248079>>248084
Liquidator-tans delicious thighs...
No.248079
Anonymous
Replies:>>248087
>>248078
I only have one kidney left after buying the exclusive VSOTF-chan bikini figure, where the fuck am I supposed to get the money from?!
No.248080
Anonymous
Replies:>>248083>>248085>>248086>>248089>>248096
Video:175251990558.mp4(6.38MB / 0:00:32 / avc1, 1278x720)tumblr_sz66qw4A8a1axq4uh_720.mp4
No.248081
Anonymous
Replies:>>248095
Image:175251992420.jpg(399kB, 1841x1640)IMG_1736.jpeg
Fodderi
No.248082
Anonymous
>>248071
Damn, she smells like dirt?
No.248083
Anonymous
>>248080
Holy HELL!
No.248084
Anonymous
>>248078
Crunch, monch, munch...
No.248085
Anonymous
Image:175252010795.gif(294kB, 720x540)thedriver.gif
>>248080
No.248086
Anonymous
>>248080
Holy kek
No.248087
Anonymous
Replies:>>248113
>>248079
Sign up for the HODR political party's SMHBF (State Mandated Human Boyfriend) program and get a large monthly stipend for even being signed up, just cross your fingers you don't get assigned to some drone femNEET
No.248088
Anonymous
>>247987
Nah, I think that only happened after becoming sapient
No.248089
Anonymous
>>248080
That doesn't rhyme
No.248090
Anonymous
Image:175252036733.png(11kB, 742x402)Visor.png
>>248077
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST - The Stains Of Time Extendedyoutube thumb
No.248091
Anonymous
Replies:>>248093
Image:175252039744.png(87kB, 677x576)the them.png
What if we spent time on things that actually matter, like how cute Tammy and Fodderi are
No.248092
Anonymous
Replies:>>248099
>>248076
Because you squandered it by being annoying. Doesn’t help that you’re not exactly the best artist I’ve seen. It would be best if you just left. Hell, do what scribbles did and ask yourself to be banned
No.248093
Anonymous
Replies:>>248097>>248101>>248108>>248119>>248173
>>248091
When will their suffering begin, pocket?
No.248094
Anonymous
>>248076
Quit your bitching and git gud.
No.248095
Anonymous
>>248081
Her
No.248096
Anonymous
>>248080
OH KEK
No.248097
Anonymous
>>248093
Kill me... "Later"...youtube thumb
No.248098
Anonymous
>>248076
Have you considered not being a whiny underage bitch?
No.248099
Anonymous
Replies:>>248109>>248121
>>248092
He doesn't need to leave, just focus on learning drawing and that's it. He can become a good artist, not right away, yes, but after a year of hard study, even easy, he will improve his skills a lot, and people will really like his works.
No.248100
Anonymous
Replies:>>248103>>248104>>248112>>248115>>248121>>248130>>248159
Not strawberry anon, but why does Steaks get away with being a subpar artist and Strawberry and Scribbles didn't?
No.248101
Anonymous
Replies:>>248106
>>248093
Fodderi isn't self aware so her suffering isn't real.
No.248103
Anonymous
>>248100
This is the most brazen bait I have ever seen in my life. Anons, don't reply, just ignore.
No.248104
Anonymous
Replies:>>248123
>>248100
Seniority mostly. He was one of the first drawfags and is one of the few still left from that time
No.248105
Anonymous
Replies:>>248107
Anons, if your drone wife needs "maintenence" and she goes to a mechanic, is that considered cheating?
No.248106
Anonymous
Video:175252082388.mp4(6.36MB / 0:03:26 / avc1, 1080x1920)Drew this cute little Kasane Teto #vocaloid #animation - azula diana (1080p, h264).mp4
>>248101
You keep believing that
No.248107
Anonymous
>>248105
Forgive me

TECHNICIAN
No.248108
Anonymous
Replies:>>248110
>>248093
Didn't it already happen?
No.248109
Anonymous
Replies:>>248125
>>248099
Yeah, I know. But I feel like that’s what is best for him. He can come back after that year of hard study.
Even scribbles, for as much of a faggot he was, did admittedly get better
No.248110
Anonymous
Replies:>>248111
>>248108
We are still waiting for the essay long green about them and whatever horrors steaks has planned for them
My guess, Fodderi is going to accidentally or purposely kill tammy
No.248111
Anonymous
>>248110
DD fodderi when???
No.248112
Anonymous
Replies:>>248116
>>248100
the drawfag clique defends its own. you can try and wage a psyop campaign to make the threads hate him, but it has no effect on a parallel society
No.248113
Anonymous
>>248087
But I am a fan of VSOTF and I would like to date one of them, not a drone. I even checked myself for purity, I am completely pure, and I am able to make completely pure human children, but I do not know how to contact VSOTF.
No.248114
Anonymous
>>248010
I think it is tomoe. He has a history of doing this whenever he is bored.
No.248115
Anonymous
>>248100
Because the problem isn’t that he’s a bad artist, the problem is that he complains about not being liked enough and churning out really poor art.
No.248116
Anonymous
Replies:>>248117>>248145
>>248112
>Claims there is a drawfags clique
>Provides zero proof
Whatever you say champ.
No.248117
Anonymous
Replies:>>248118>>248126>>248133>>248142
>>248116
He’s right that there’s a kind of friend group between some. Nuke and JA-sin have each other’s discord atleast. Pocket and literal instinct too maybe. But it’s apparent that he’s painting them as mean girls
No.248118
Anonymous
>>248117
I miss Nuke
No.248119
Povjetsticks
>>248093
Never, signed, PS
No.248120
Anonymous
Image:175252183808.jpg(88kB, 850x959)sample-14547aa7b5c3299db7decc1460da7277.jpg
I remember from threads ago someone said and I'm paraphrasing here:

>Everyone hate Strawberry
>Everyone love Pocketsteaks oc
>Strawberry draw Pocketsteaks slop= Equilibrium.

What if Pocketsteaks draw my slop instead?
No.248121
Povjetsticks
Replies:>>248124
>>248099
He said he doesn't wanna improve until people make more greens for him
>>248100
Tbh if steaks were new he would probably get a similiar treatment
No.248122
Anonymous
There is no more Povjetsticks if this post works
No.248123
Anonymous
>>248104
>one of the few still left from that time
Which ones from 2023 are still here besides, I remember Vicious, ITanon, Aliceanon, Smileanon but he didn't draw back then, anyone I forget?
No.248124
Anonymous
>>248121
He wouldn’t, people were fine to strawberry until he got on their nerves, same with scribbles
No.248125
Anonymous
>>248109
These things are never truly about skill it is always about how the artit behaves in the thees
No.248126
Anonymous
Replies:>>248128
>>248117
If you don't have fact to back your feelings up then there is no point in gossiping about it.
No.248128
Anonymous
>>248126
NTA, I am NOT the one comparing them to the heathers
No.248129
Anonymous
I've been mistaken for Vicious Fiend at least twice and Literal Insect at least once.
No.248130
Anonymous
Replies:>>248131>>248146
>>248100
aside from not being an obnoxious (man)child, it's because despite his style not being impressive on a technical level, steaks is a good cartoonist. the man knows how to make a funny drawing.
No.248131
Anonymous
>>248130
Exactly, everything I’ve seen of his oc looks like they were traced from some random anime girl. And fuck me, I hate to say it. Even SCRIBBLES was better at drawing than him! FUCKING SCRIBBLES! Who was just as insufferable and a CONFIRMED UNDERAGE!!
No.248132
Anonymous
>>248029
Would Bonnie really let someone paint her tits for her? Would the bristles tickle her nipples?
No.248133
Anonymous
Replies:>>248134>>248154
>>248117
>drawfag mean girls
I’m erect
No.248134
Anonymous
Replies:>>248138
>>248133
when is steak chan
No.248135
Anonymous
Replies:>>248136>>248137>>248139>>248140>>248141>>248143
If contentfags were drones who would you kill with a fork?
No.248136
Anonymous
>>248135
pocket
No.248137
Anonymous
>>248135
Myself
No.248138
Anonymous
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>>248134
No.248139
Anonymous
>>248135
Nah
No.248140
Anonymous
Replies:>>248144
>>248135
Strawberry
No.248141
Anonymous
Replies:>>248230
>>248135
>Drone artist.
>Charges $500 a picture.
>Or one uppie.
No.248142
Anonymous
>>248117
>JA-sin
>literal instinct
Who? Not meaning to be demeaning, how long have they been here? Which arts?
No.248143
Anonymous
>>248135
Mister breast
No.248144
Anonymous
Image:175252446403.jpg(122kB, 783x1291)Screenshot_20250714_212033_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>248140
>I deserve it
No.248145
Anonymous
Replies:>>248147>>248158
>>248116
I mean, undeniably there is.
But I have yet to find someone who can explain why that's a bad thing without sounding like a total antisocial dipshit. Do you guys think making friends here and keeping in contact with them outside of the threads is some unforgivable sin or what?
You know, I don't mean just here either, I see this sentiment everywhere on 4chan prime. I can sorta understand it when it's like, notorious namefags and shit, as I hate them as much as the next guy, but I swear to god some people consider anonymity to be this sacred cow that should not be desecrated under any circumstances. "What's that? You have an internet presence outside of this mongolian basket-weaving forum? Kill yourself! Kill yourself now!"
I have no apt words to describe the feeling knowing that there are people who genuinely act like this brings me. Pity the foolish, I guess.
No.248146
Anonymous
>>248130
It is enough to just look closely to understand that his art is really at a high level. He has an excellent transmission of forms and emotions, I would say, the most important thing that should be in art.
No.248147
Anonymous
>>248145
We call people like that schizophrenics, anon, and we strongly recommend that you just tell them to fuck off.
No.248148
Anonymous
Replies:>>248149>>248209
God, /co/ and /md/ are both in the thick of drama right now, is this really the peak of our autism?
No.248149
Anonymous
Replies:>>248151
>>248148
what's happening on co?
No.248150
Anonymous
Image:175252495746.png(171kB, 750x750)CRACKER!.png
No.248151
Anonymous
>>248149
Literally same shit but plus a drop of condemnation plus from pillar.
No.248152
Anonymous
Replies:>>248157
Video:175252512659.mp4(4.84MB / 0:01:06 / avc1, 1280x720)b755c34be960b281f385c0467bb52863.mp4
I'm only reposting to anyone who may have missed it until i finished the next part. Also how to upload longer videos? the only way i can think of is post a Google drive link
No.248153
Anonymous
Replies:>>248155
European anons are going to bed now, so now the silence begins. Let's stop this drama.
No.248154
Anonymous
Replies:>>248156
>>248133
"FUCK YOU, RACHEL!"
No.248155
Anonymous
>>248153
American anons oughta be getting off work soon.
No.248156
Anonymous
>>248154
That's so fetch.
No.248157
Anonymous
>>248152
That's really good Anon.
No.248158
Anonymous
>>248145
>Do you guys think making friends here and keeping in contact with them outside of the threads is some unforgivable sin or what?
yeah
>I see this sentiment everywhere on 4chan prime
for a reason
>I swear to god some people consider anonymity to be this sacred cow that should not be desecrated under any circumstances
why are you here
No.248159
Anonymous
>>248100
This is blatant bait but I see no harm in giving a genuine answer
If by "get away" you mean "positively tolerate" then the answer is simple.

There are two facets involved with how people treat drawfags
>Quality of their content
>Quality of their character

There is more to the quality of content than just the technical proficiency being it's creation. Case in point would be someone like fugue; The creativity and presentation of what he draws is a large part of why many here (myself included) consider him a good artist even in spite of how technically crude the art itself can be. This same logic naturally applies to Pocketsteaks

The quality of character is pretty self explanatory. So long as you aren't actively being an obnoxious shithead (blatantly picking fights with others, whining about a lack of engagement, acting malicious in the face of criticism) most people in spaces like this tend to not give a shit one way or the other. Pocketsteaks, despite what some schizos claim, doesn't act like an obnoxious shithead here (unless for some reason one considers him making his OCs to qualify as being obnoxious, but that is a whole different can of worms)

TL;DR As long as you aren't an obnoxious twat it's actually quite easy to get away with being "a subpar artist"
No.248160
Anonymous
Replies:>>248163>>248185>>248186
>Uzi trudged through the asbestos filled snow that coated the ground of Copper 9. Ever since her fight with Cyn her tail had been bothering her nonstop; keeping her up at night, biting her and anyone that got close, if it was mildly annoying then the Solver trapped in her tail did it. Uzi had enough of the nuisance strapped to her back and decided to try doing something about it. She had remembered the patch that was in the Cabin Fever labs, unfortunately for her that was gone for good, but she thought there would surely be something else down there. Some logs on a computer terminal, a scientist’s footnotes, a “how to make your own patch” tutorial, anything to get the Solver out of her system. So there she was, walking towards the long abandoned lab she had visited once before.

>True to her spirit, she had figured it was best to not tell anyone, ANYONE of her planned journey, out of both concern for their wellbeing and typical hard-headed logic. What use would dragging someone else along be, she initially reasoned. Why bother V or N on something so outwards, when they were just now getting settled down? No, it was better this way, better for everyone. Especially with the lack of danger she recognized surrounding the entire ordeal. Uzi found it hard to be intimidated by most things when a solid half of her believed herself as the most powerful living thing on the planet, even if she encountered something unusual, what would it be able to do against her? Self capable, Uzi claimed, even a little prideful. To embark on this treacherous, isolated, begotten trek, without a shoulder to lean on, facing previously haunting settings that dwelled within her nightmares. Tighter she clenched her fist, spiraling her imagination on all the possible twists and turns this path could take, forever uncertain until lived! And she’d conquer it! Yes, she’ll wrangle the very Solver responsible for the death of millions and BILLIONS with her own two hands, bask in its shedded blood and prove herself to be the one and only true GOD of this UNIVER-

>“Wwo-ho-hooaah there hon! Nearly took quite a fall, haha!” Snapped back to reality, the emo suddenly found herself held by her hood, staring down a steep, jagged cliff!…What bothered her though, was not the unforeseen, ironic danger of her daydreaming, but the sound of that voice.

>“Ugh, N…” The worker groaned. “Were you following me around this whole time!?” The disassembly drone gently pulled his girlfriend away from the cliff and back onto her feet.

>“Following you? I was just tracking your footprints, not following you!” N said, with a brainless smile on his face.

>"That’s the same thing! Whatever, I don’t want you tracking me either! I don’t need you babysitting me, I killed robo-satan, I can handle going out on my own…” Uzi turns and continues walking toward the labs, N quickly following behind her.

>“Well can you at least tell me where you’re going?” The disassembly drone looked toward the worker with those puppy dog eyes of his. Uzi crossed her arms and tried looking away, but eventually caved. She rolled her eyes and looked over at N, trying vainly to not melt into his gaze.

>“...I’m…Working on a project,” she muttered, “personal project.” Against better judgement, Uzi felt and even partly embraced the literal aura of warmth N passively carried around with him.

>“OoooO, a project?” N said, beaming with enthusiasm. “Why didn’t you ask me for any help? I love doing projects! Especially personal ones!” Uzi squinted as she briefly reminisced on N’s hapless experience with assisting her school assignments. His smile meanwhile remained aloof.

>“N, you love doing anything, and I lik-...love you for it, but the last time I let you work on a project of mine we spent the rest of the day cleaning char powder off my bedroom walls.” Even now the emo felt awkward using the word “love” despite the copious amounts she had for him.

>The D.D scoffed. “Pfft, whaat? that’s different, you aren’t working on some confusing thingamajig here, and we still had fun doing that!...Sooo where are you going?”

>His joy was infectious enough to bring the tiniest hidden smirk on Uzi’s face. “Uggh, okay, okay. I’m heading back to the labs to see if I can…I-I dunno, collect data or something on how to get rid of-”

>“ᴍᴇ. ᴛᴇᴇ-ʜᴇᴇ-ʜᴇᴇ-ʜᴇᴀɢᴋ-” Interjected her tail, before being promptly strangled back into dormancy by one of Uzi’s hands.

>N’s demeanor changed once Uzi mentioned the labs, his cheerful smile turned to a concerned frown as he looked at the worker. “The labs? Uzi… I-I’m not sure if that’s a good idea, remember what happened last time? The cannibals, the dinosaurs, the-” He was cut off by Uzi.

>“Yeah, but we survived all that, didn’t we? We murdered a planet-destroying demon robot thingy, what more could a few sentinels possibly do?”

>She had a point, but N still bore hesitation. The labs weren’t exactly a walk in the park the last time they were there, and the chances it’d be much different this time were slim to none. Even without Alice and that creepy pillbaby trying to pull them apart, the place was still full of sentinels that could bootloop them in mere milliseconds.

>“Well, that is a good point…Hm, but still, there’s no harm in being sure! I mean, do you even know where in the labs you’re gonna snoop around in?” N asked innocently.

>Uzi opened her mouth only to realize she didn’t exactly have a straight answer for him. Never would she admit how impulsive this idea was, though, having been spurred about after a particularly metal-grating night of tail yapping. As such, the emo fell back on defensive countermeasures, recalling her reasoning for picking tonight as the date she’d leave in the first place. She attempted to throw N off his train of thought.

>“I-...Uh…Oof course I know where I’m looking!...Relatively speaking! Just q-quit asking so many questions, weren't you and V supposed to be on some expedition anyways??” Uzi inquired.

>N straightened up in a heartbeat, blinking once as he scoured his memory. “Huh? What’re you- Oh! That trip! Yeah V didn’t show up! Waited for a whole four minutes, got bored, flew around and then spotted you! What luck huh?” N remarked. Uzi’s expression flattened.

>“Yeaah, super…Lllucky. Look N, I appreciate your help, bu-W-WoAH!-” Her sensors caught only a faint flash of yellow before N wrapped his arms around her torso and hoisted her up onto his shoulders!

>“Nnnnnope! No buts! Be as independent and super solo as you wanna be some other time, cutie patootie, but this journey’s a WE journey now! So just point me where to go and I’ll do my very best to walk US there!” He announced inflexibly.

>Uzi burned a sudden blush. “I-I?!...Whuh??-C-Cutie patootie?!-”

>“Now enough talk, we’ve got lab exploring to do!”
No.248161
Anonymous
Replies:>>248168
Image:175252691118.jpg(1.85MB, 1963x1522)IMG_9119.jpeg
The price of inventing worker drones
No.248162
Anonymous
Anons, if your drone wife goes to a technician for maintenance and is into wireplay, would that be cheating?
No.248163
Anonymous
Replies:>>248171>>248185
>>248160
Part 2

>Flustered, Uzi paused for a moment before doing as the D.D said, pointing in the general direction of the labs’ entrance. And N happily followed, marching through the snow in whatever direction his girlfriend wanted him to. As much as Uzi wanted to be independent, she couldn’t help but appreciate how much easier N made traveling. Those long legs of his meant that they could travel twice as fast compared to if she was walking on her own. The company was nice too, trekking through cold, toxic snow is much more enjoyable with someone to talk to. Soon enough, they had both made it to the entrance, greeted by the gaping maw that led down to the labs. Not much had changed since their last visit, the long abandoned bridges and platforms, the snaking pipes and chains, it was all just as they remembered. They both stared down at the hole in front of them as all the old metal structures creaked and groaned around them.

>A sight normally ominous and foreboding, however, found itself diminished by N’s shining optimism. Before Uzi could even think about engaging in another super deep, super cool monologue, his voice pierced through the blowing wind like light against darkness.

>“Wow! This fall looks just as utterly terrifying as it did before!” he proclaimed, putting a hand up to his forehead as a way to narrow his vision. Moving automatically, the D.D shifted his precious cargo around as his expansive, keen wings unfurled to their full length. Startled, Uzi peered towards his feet and watched them take a familiar position. She saw what came next before it even happened.

>“Hold on, you really don’t have to carry me down as well, I-I have WINGS to- WoOAH, N!!!” With the energy of a live missile, N pushed up off the ground. Stray snow pellets scattered reactionarily as he glided briefly above the sprawling caved out caverns, before pulling his wings in and diving down! The emo could only yelp and shortly protest in contrast to N’s chuckling. He ducked and dodged with seamless precision, over jagged piping and past live, sparking wiring. Then, seconds before a straight collision with the ground below, he beat his metal wings heartily, slowing their descent to a halt and allowing a calm drift for the remaining portion. He made sure to not mention the death grip Uzi had on his chest as his feet touched the solid, frozen floor, her hair just as ruffled as his.

>“N… never do that again…” Uzi said, shaking slightly as she clutched his torso.

>“Heh, whoops! Sorry Uzi, got a little ahead of myself there. Down we go!” The D.D swiftly rearranged Uzi’s hair and let her off his back, before looking around the interior for a moment. “Soooo… Where do you wanna head first?” N asked, glancing down at Uzi and patiently awaiting her answer. The little emo thought for a second as she surveyed her surroundings and considered her options.

>“I think we should… split up! Yeah, I’ll go search through the computers and you can look around the rest of the building, see if you can find anything noteworthy.” Not questioning the safety of splitting up in a dark lab full of robo-dinosaurs, N smiled and gave the worker a salute.

>“Sure thing, Uzi!” The D.D turned around and split away from the worker, going down a nearby hallway while she walked the other way, getting ready to scour through computer files.

>Left to his own devices, N initially sauntered with a peppy bounce, softly humming to himself while occasionally scanning around for objects of interest. Or rather, what he found interesting. As such, clicky pens, abandoned eye glasses, and dangling lanyards lying on the ground frequently ended up in his grasp and were promptly fiddled with. Yet the farther he got from Uzi, the greater he sensed a looming, hidden dread lurking about. All of a sudden, his footsteps sounded louder in conjunction to his passive breathing, now slightly shuddered and delayed. For a drone designed for efficient slaughter, N craved the company he only recently parted ways with.

>Chilling still was the path ahead of him, now evolved from its initial, simple linearity to a sprawling maze constructed out of evenly spaced, yet equally claustrophobic, familiar office cubicles. He swiveled his head frequently with his pace slowing to a crawl; He couldn’t be sure a sentinel wasn’t just hiding behind every corner he passed. Oddly enough though, his sensors failed to pick up so much of a snarl or jagged cackle, tell-tale signs of malicious dingos.

>Past a certain point, N acknowledged the suffocating darkness that engulfed his personal space, so he switched his hand for a flashlight and flicked it on. The newfound illumination revealed a wide bulletin board hung slightly crookedly on the wall beside him, messily speckled with what he could only guess was dried oil or old blood. A little nervous to move any farther, N settled with inspecting the papers pinned on this board in hopes that he’d find exactly what Uzi was looking for down to the T and subsequently remove himself from this place entirely.

>His eyes scanned across the board, looking for anything of use. There were sticky notes, flyers, a paper telling all subjects to stay out of the employee fridges, but nothing detailing any removal process for the Absolute Solver. The D.D was halfway through reading a paper about bingo night when suddenly he heard a low growl next to him. N’s head immediately darted to his side, his hand following soon after as it changed from a flashlight to his gun. He locked eyes with what was standing next to him, it was a sentinel, glaring at him. It snarled, leering into his eyes, ready to bootloop him before it just… stopped. It was like it had noticed something threatening in the room, it cowered, whimpering slightly. The mechanical beast backed up slowly, before turning around and sprinting in the opposite direction. N tilted his head, wondering what could’ve spooked one of those things enough for it to do that. That’s when he heard it. A voice coming from behind him, he couldn’t tell who it was but that accent was undeniably familiar.

>“My, my, looks like I’ve caught myself a good’n~.” It muttered quaintly.
No.248164
Anonymous
Replies:>>248166
Image:175252742129.png(2.22MB, 1920x1080)175201184001 (1).png
Do you think Akita will have her own palace someday?
No.248166
Anonymous
>>248164
Undoubtedly, although a better question would be whether she even wants a palace of her own
No.248168
Anonymous
>>248161
He lost his fucking gourd.
No.248169
Anonymous
Replies:>>248170>>248172>>248174>>248177
Image:175252778607.jpg(405kB, 1133x1185)tamarie.jpg
If you had Fodderi what would you do with her
No.248170
Anonymous
>>248169
I would have her work
No.248171
Anonymous
Replies:>>248175
>>248163
Actual part 3

>A hand grabbed onto the collar of N’s coat and effortlessly lifted him up from behind. The hand holding him up turned slowly until N was face to face with this beast. It was Alice, that cannibal lady that tried dismantling him and Uzi during their first visit down here. She was different though, much different. She was taller, for one, at least twice as tall as a standard worker, and her frame was heftier to match. This new body of hers appeared to be cobbled together from whatever she could find; an arm and leg from a sentinel, the leg of a disassembly drone, all plastered onto a bloated worker body. She had a crazed look in her eyes, a string of saliva dripping from her mouth as she gazed hungrily at N’s face. Oddly enough, despite looking absolutely starved, her stomach gave the opposite impression. It was massive and churning as whatever trapped inside it thrashed around violently. N was petrified at the mere sight, stammering out gibberish as he struggled to think of what to say to her.

>Eyes shrunken to pinpricks, the pilot opened his mouth just for a hoarse sigh to escape outward, unintelligible in conveying any sort of conversation. Core thumping, he made an impulsive, break neck move to point his weapon at the vision dominating threat. With equal speed though, her unoccupied sentinel arm swiped forward and pierced through the upper part of his cone-shaped forearm, causing his oil to trickle as N grimaced and grunted in pain. Grinning sadistically, Alice wedged her sharp claws deeper between what linked the gun to N’s arsenal, before proceeding to swiftly pull, tearing the firearm clean off with a SNAP! As he hissed through his teeth, she then pinched the piece of metal and waved it in his face, giggling lowly.

>“D’awww, offering me a snack? Ain’t that just sweet~.” Without faltering, Alice tilted her head up together with N’s offensive tool and opened her maw wide, as subtle, steaming vapor rushed out to disperse into the outside environment. Though his perspective offered poor vantage, N still impishly watched his weapon completely disappear behind her jaws. A brief pause for her arm to drift back down passed after she sealed the deal with a hard SWALLOW, sending what was now simple junk through her throat as a visible bulge, softly traced down by a prickly claw, until finally terminating once it crossed where her plump rack began. The end result? A simple churn emitting out her rounded gut.

>Fully gobstopped at the display, N hung limply, thoughts somehow more scrambled then when she first unwillingly hoisted him. Seconds go by, and he sputters out the only set of words he knew weren’t stupidly jumbled, totally ignoring his exposed oil wounds.

>“Tch, A-Aaghh…Y-You?!- T-The Sssentinels-...V-V saw you D-DIE!!”

>“Die? Nah, those sentinels just gave me room to make a few… adjustments. I’ve been feelin’ better than ever~” Alice grinned, flashing her sharp teeth to the absolutely flabbergasted D.D in her grasp. “Y’know, I’m feelin’ mighty hungry, I could really go for another snack~” Alice said, giggling as she started slowly bringing N’s face to her mouth. She opened her maw and let her hot, moist breath beat against his face and smog up his digital eyes. Her tongue lolled out of her mouth the closer the D.D got to it, but right before his visor got to her lips, Alice’s attention got diverted elsewhere. A crash, followed by the worried chirping of a sentinel made the monstrous drone’s head dart in the other direction.

>This was N’s chance, he flailed out of Alice’s grasp and hit the ground, immediately picking himself up and sprinting away from her as fast as he could.

>“Hey! Get back here you little-” Alice trailed off into a deep growl, snarling at N as he ran. Weirdly enough, N didn’t hear any footsteps following after him, maybe Alice decided to let him get away? The D.D looked back to see what that beast was doing. He was horrified at the sight, Alice hadn’t been chasing him because she was busy scarfing down a sentinel! Only its back half could be seen hanging out of her mouth as it thrashed around, and it took mere seconds for her to effortlessly slurp up its legs and tail. Once the bulge that used to be a sentinel disappeared into her guts, she glared at N and immediately gave chase.

>Distressed, N gave out a shrill shout and cranked his pace into high gear, not even bothering to pull out a flashlight. Each rushed step taken rang metallically as his foot met the floor, sometimes squealing when he leaned into a turn. Funnily, it was the type of racket Uzi would complain about; However, such noise paled in comparison to Alice’s pursuit, a cacophony composed entirely of ground shaking thumps, brooding snarls and packed sloshes. N found that despite her tremendous size, he never heard her hounding grow any quieter. If anything, it periodically got LOUDER, thanks to booming, guttural “GRrgrOuRul”s that surpassed typical forms of communication. A universal sign of famish out from a tanker N believed had more than enough fuel for fancy! During certain times N swore his sensors picked up the sound of crumbling debris. Was she knocking office walls down while running?! He scrambled around like a blazing chicken as messages of “Cowardly Levels: Capped” flashed into his vision and blocked what little he could already see. Out of frustration he firmly tapped the side of his head, just as his left foot caught itself on a laid out wire. With neither grace nor delicacy, the D.D yelped, tumbled forward, and rolled a short distance punctuated by a final face plant.

>A sharp bunch of clinks confirmed that his visor had been cracked, practically shattered, and yet injury happened to be the least of N’s concerns. No, what irked him was his lost momentum! Unsure of just about everything, the D.D resorted to one last failsafe, as he pulled himself across the ground and slinked into some random cubicle. He didn’t know which one, or where it was situated, just that it was something. Huffing, shaking, he slipped under one of the desks and gripped his injured arm, wishing silently for a faster regeneration. All the while, her abrasive, destructive approach echoed closer, and closer, leaving zero chance for him to even process what was going on.

>Alice’s footsteps slowed as she lost sight of N until she came to a halt. She stopped right before reaching the cubicle N slinked into. She stood there, panting like a feral animal as she scanned around the room for any signs of the D.D. Nothing. She let out a low, frustrated growl at the loss of her prey. “Oh, yer not getting away that easy, and once I find you yer gonna regret runnin~” N may not have known where he was, but he knew Alice was close. He could hear her huffing, her voice, the deafening sound of her stomach groaning hungrily, all just a few feet away from him. He held his breath, anxiously waiting for something to happen, hoping Alice would give up and retreat. Fortunately for him, he could hear her booming footsteps go in the opposite direction.

>Unfortunately, he then heard the wall of a nearby cubicle get torn down, followed by a desk getting knocked over and a monitor crashing to the ground. One by one Alice demolished whatever cubicles were nearby, scattering papers, crushing computer towers and their respective monitors. There was still no sign of N though, so she reluctantly began to walk away, grumbling to herself about losing a good meal.
No.248172
Anonymous
Image:175252797858.png(28kB, 849x663)smugrie.png
>>248169
You already know, anon, You know what i'm gonna do to THAT THING!
No.248173
Anonymous
>>247645
>>248093
Why do people think they are going to suffer... they are wholesome OCs
No.248174
Anonymous
>>248169
I'll hug her. I understand the horrors that await her, and I want to touch something innocent, at least for a moment, before she falls into the abyss of hell.
No.248175
Anonymous
Replies:>>248176
>>248171
part 4

>Hearing her footsteps grow quieter, N let out a sigh of relief. That was all Alice needed to find N’s hiding spot. She giggled maniacally to herself as she slowly stomped her way back over to the D.D, licking her lips as she pictured him sliding down her throat. N went right back into panic mode, quivering and hoping Alice was cackling and walking towards something completely unrelated, but sure enough, she arrived at his cubicle. She peered inside to find a terrified disassembly drone looking right back at her.

>“Heheheh, found ya~.”

>N tried scrambling to his feet but was immediately pinned under the foot of Alice’s sentinel leg, then pulled out of his compromised hiding spot by the same foot. Head between two prickly nails, frontside up, the scrawny drone could only watch and squirm in fear as she lowered the entirety of her heaving, pendulous upper half to speak face to face, eye to eye.

>"Heh, would ya look at that~." She cooed, tracing a finger along the spiderwebbed glass, following a thin, guided pathway downwards. "A bit of damage, huh~? It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror...I never knew I looked so delicious~." She dragged him out from the little office space into a more open area before getting on her knees and setting the full weight of her immense, writhing gut right on top of the poor D.D, fully enveloping him from the mouth below. “Oh, I’m gonna have soooo much fun feeling you squirm~.”

>...

>On the opposite end of the spectrum, bunkered down around some separate section of the labs was Uzi, lazily slouched over a crusty keyboard with her face just inches away from a dainty cathode ray-tube monitor, her head propped up by her left arm while her right hand dragged a brittle mouse across a pad. She was 20 minutes in while feeling as though 20 hours had passed, scouring files with nothing to show for it. Nothing worthwhile, anyways, besides from dumb stupid stuff like some scientist’s photos of his kids, or saved, long expired coupons for toilet brushes. While she still believed the main goal of this trip to be incredibly hardcore and dark, she frankly hadn’t expected to spend most of it doing the same thing she typically does within the comfort of her room.

>Eyes drooping, their multi-color reflecting off the computer glass, Uzi sighed wearily while dragging the pointer over yet another unnamed folder, indistinguishable from what felt like the hundred others present on the home screen. She double-clicked, only to stumble upon dozens of copies of the same 6 minute video cat compilation. Out of all the computers to start with, she just had to land on one previously utilized by what had to have been the single most tech-illiterate human being in existence. Nothing was organized in any logical sense whatsoever, just a heap of digital entangled yarn without rhyme or reason. Left for her to meticulously decipher. Incompetent, brainless humans.

>From below the chair Uzi sat on, a flat giggle could be heard. “ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇʀꜱɪꜱᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ɪꜱ, ʜᴜᴍᴏʀᴏᴜꜱ, ᴜᴢɪ. ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ɪᴛ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴏʏ ᴛᴏ, ᴡᴀꜱᴛᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ?” Said her tail, cracking the same toothy grin it always did whilst speaking.

>“Shut it butt tumor.” Uzi replied without even tearing her gaze away from the screen. “I’m having enough trouble with this dumb computer, I don’t need a dumber program yapping in my ear.”

>The Solver snickered. “ᴡᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀʟʟ, ꜰᴜᴛɪʟᴇ, ᴜ-ᴜ-ᴜᴜᴢɪ. ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴꜱᴇᴘᴀʀᴀʙʟᴇ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴏᴏᴛꜱᴛᴇᴘꜱ, ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴇᴠɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇꜱᴛ. ɴᴏ ᴄᴇʟʟ ɪꜱ, ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛ. ᴏɴʟʏ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛɪ-”

>Uzi rose her foot off the ground and slammed it into her tail’s neck, pinning the chatterbox. The emo, long used to abusing this body part, didn’t even flinch at the following stings of pain. “See how much better it is when you stop talking? It’s almost like I don’t care about what you have to say or somethi-”

>A sudden, faint, yet firm "BBWWOOOMPH" echoed throughout the space, startling the emo as her eyes hollowed out. Peeling her butt off the chair, Uzi peered around cautiously, hand still holding onto the mouse. In a flash she recalled N’s existence, and wondered if he had any relation to the sound. Wonder turned to worry. Removing her foot off of the wriggling Solver, Uzi placed the mouse down and quietly slinked out of the office space.

>Uzi wandered down the dark, sprawling halls of the lab, her head swiveling around nervously as she checked for anything out of the ordinary. She was on high alert, looking out for any stray lights or growls of hungry sentinels, but there was nothing. The lab was unusually quiet. She hadn’t noticed it until now due to how invested she’d gotten in snooping through files, but now that she was walking around, Uzi realized something. There were no sentinels around. Not a single one. She couldn’t tell whether that was relieving or horrifying, on one hand it meant they wouldn’t bother her, but on the other, she could only imagine where they could be at the moment. The sheer silence made Uzi question whether she heard anything in the first place, and that’s when she heard it. Somewhere in the distance, a girlish, feminine, high-pitched shriek punctured the silence. She could immediately tell who it belonged to. Uzi’s eyes hollowed out and she bolted in the direction of the scream.

>“ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ɴ, ɪꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ, ᴛᴇᴇ-ʜᴇᴇ.” The Solver teased as the worker sprinted through the halls, worried for her boyfriend’s life. She wanted to glare daggers at her tail and retort with something snarky, but she was far too focused on getting to N before whatever he was screaming at did.

>Uzi blazed through the labs like a bullet, her tail following limply behind her. She dashed through hallways, vaulting over tipped water coolers and desks, all while still worrying about N. That was until she came to a screeching halt. She found N. His front half, at least, his legs were held firmly in the jaws of the beast that used to be Alice. The disassembly drone was frantically trying to wriggle his way out of Alice’s throat, but he just kept sliding further down her throat with a rhythmic “glk, glk, glk…”

>“What the?!-Hey, stop eating my boyfriend you freak!” Uzi shouted at the bloated monster in front of her. She darted forward, grabbing onto N’s hands to try pulling him from Alice’s grasp. The worker tugged desperately, putting all her strength into saving her D.D from this Frankenstein’s robot. After a few moments, Alice got fed up with playing tug of war with the little emo and a loud CRUNCH resonated throughout the room. Uzi was finally able to pull N free, but his legs were ripped off at the thigh. The worker and D.D watched in horror as N’s legs slipped past Alice’s lips and down into her stomach with a loud gulp.

>Appalled, Uzi put away any attempts at fully understanding the situation and knelt down beside N. Uzi grabbed his coat, pulling him closer to her legs and farther from the spoiled, enormous creature that briefly busied herself by licking her lips. The pilot reached out likewise and grasped the emo’s hoodie, breathing jaggedly.
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>>248175

Part 5

>“N! Craaap, a-are you okay?!” Uzi asked apprehensively. It took N a moment to respond as he winced in throbbing pain.

>“E-Eeugh…I-I’m, T-Tssh!- F-Fine Uzi, totally fine!” He replied faintly, his other arm subconsciously sliding down to clutch one of the two nubs he used to call proper legs. “I-I’ve handled wworse, h-ha!...O-Oooow.” Unable to handle seeing her so worried, he pushed through a very tiny smile. Uzi recognized the nature of this specific smile though, and remained anxious for his well-being.

>All the while, Alice loomed just a few feet ahead. She eyed the couple with malicious, brewing intent in conjunction to her olfactory sensors picking up that mouth-watering fragrance of fresh fuel. N’s injuries had spilt delectable oil that trailed from where his legs had parted ways from his body to his current position. Greedily, the beast bent her enormous figure low enough for her regular hand to slide a finger across a section of this oil. She then lolled her tongue out and slid the digit down its slimy surface. In an instant a great shiver rolled up her spine, the taste immaculately spreading itself all over. Alice fought the urge to bite her own finger clean off as her pants and huffs blew out aggressively, desperately. Deep within the depths of her stuffed mulcher began a rumbling that soon evolved into a distinctive, audible “GGRrrROoUUWRrrRL!!” She wanted more. She needed more. And more sat a few feet ahead.
>Her mismatched legs moved on their own, slowly trudging forward with enough force to send the drone dough that defined her body into a firm wobble. The trudging adjusted to a full on sprint! Before long, Uzi looked up from N’s wounded state and found herself warmly greeted with a gigantic psycho going mach 10 in their exact direction, footsteps rattling any object in a 20 foot radius!

>“S-SWEET ROBO-JESUS!” She shouted, startling N out of a drifting sleep. “O-Oh no you DON’T!!”

>Flicking her wrist, Uzi raised her right hand and activated her solver, thinking quickly and precisely as it glowed purple. She issued two commands on both of Alice’s pumping legs and two towards her outstretched arms. Without delay, the laboratory goliath abruptly stopped in her tracks as her fattened varied limbs locked in place, girth surging slightly further out like jell-o before swiftly heaving back into its typical curvature. Alice snarled and growled viciously, and in response Uzi tightened her imposed restraints, raising Alice’s forearms above her head and behind her pipe antlers. The emo realized not the absurdity of the resulting pose; Alice’s grand rack hung without much elegance, its top half more exposed. Her boob-shelf belly completely dominated her front side, rocking irregularly from inside, feeble struggling and brushing the ground rather gently. On either side of the tanker resided fat, plush thighs, spread out farther than naturally to make space for the gurgling, churning obvious.

>Uzi let out an exasperated sigh, relieved to not be flattened. N, in his infinite wisdom, raised his head to peer at whatever caused such a strong reaction out of his emo.

>“W-Whaa? Wwait, what happened-...WOaH.” The pilot’s digital eyes widened like dinner plates at the…interesting sight.

>Alice struggled against the symbols binding her wrists and ankles. She wriggled and squirmed in an attempt to release herself from her restraints, but all that accomplished was causing her ample curves to wobble. Once she grew tired of struggling, though, she took a moment to realize how she was positioned. Her arms up behind her head, her thighs spread apart by her overstuffed gut. Instant déjà vu.

>“Heh, where’d ya learn this trick from? Yer momma~?” She teased, noticing how suggestive of a position Uzi had forced her into. N being the innocent little idiot he is, had no idea what she meant by this. Uzi on the other hand could immediately tell what Alice was implying, a slight blush spreading across her visor.

>“Wh- I- s-SHUT UP, weirdo!” Uzi flicked her wrist once more to adjust how she was holding Alice, hoping to get her into a less compromising position. Alice flipped forward, her legs bending back along with her arms, both of which meeting at the center of her back, wrists to ankles. She was suspended mid-air, but only barely. Uzi struggled with her sheer weight as a bead of sweat dripped down her visor, her hand shaking slightly as she held the fatass up.

>With the immediate threat “neutralized”, the emo caught her breath. She glared daggers at what demanded her constant attention while her processor tried playing quick catch up, daring not to mention how ineffective her alternative posing was. Frowning, she slowly began to recall seeing this drone before; A part of her claimed otherwise though, purely because of how overtly different this freak’s appearance presented itself. Some aspects disproved these doubts, in the form of that consistent orange colored expression and equally recognizable, grating accent. Against all typical forms of logic, this beast was the one and thankfully only Alice. The revelation annoyed Uzi more than it surprised her.

>“Huff…U-ugghhh.” Uzi groaned as her tone tightened up. “Of course you’re alive. W-Why wouldn’t you be alive? Not like your stupid face got caved in or anything.” Her company coughed pitifully, reminding Uzi of what Alice had done. “...God. Is it just my luck or can NOTHING just stay dead on this planet?!”

>While N silently agreed with the sentiment, Alice couldn’t help but giggle at such confrontation, regardless of her current alluring predicament. In a similar manner, her pampered paunch lightly burbled distinctly. Noncompliant as its host, it mirrored her ferocious behavior in a simpler, instinctive way, swaying erratically from side to side, forward and back.

>Uzi felt puzzled; how in the world had she amassed so much…MASS? Conveniently, she heard muffled, panicked squawking sound out from the boiler’s surface with each wobble and rippled bulge, topped off by a heaving “SllLOooUURsh” or “BluoOuRglp” every time. Some basic thinking gave her a plausible answer.

>“U-Uuuzzi,” murmured N, who slowly corrected his posture, “T-The sentinels, she-...She’s been!-”

>“I know, N, I know. Kinda put two and two together here, just focus on recovering, K?” The D.D sighed and collapsed while Uzi turned her attention back towards her issue. “...N-Now…I suggest you start talking before I decide to make things ugly. W-Why, no, how are you even here??”

>Alice offset Uzi’s question with an almost amused exhalation accompanied by a slight chest bounce. “Gosh, yer so nosy, didn’t yer momma teach you to mind your own business? Or was this the only thing she taught you~?” she probed, squirming against her restraints to emphasize what she meant by “this”. “Course, I doubt she spent enough time with you to ever teach ya much, Nori was never the caring type~.” Uzi scowled at the mention of her mother’s name, tightening her fist and grip on Alice, and ironically accentuating her voluptuous curves further still.

>“You keep my mom’s name out of your disgusting mouth.” She muttered through clenched teeth.

>The bloated beast sneered. “Else what, you gonna bite me~? Or do ya wanna try sending that little lap dog of yer’s after me~?”
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>>248169
Cuddlebot
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>>248176
Part 6

>That was the last straw for Uzi, in an instant her other hand shot up and another symbol clamped around Alice’s neck. Eyes thinly hollowed, the emo slowly tightened her grip around Alice’s throat until it cut off her air flow. That snarky grin first shifted into mild discomfort, then visible horror, as she started choking. Any attempts at resistance only made Uzi tighten the solver sign further, and further, until Alice’s breaths resembled more ragged, jagged gurgles than actual inhalations. Her whole, expansive body heaved and jerked as desperate attempts for communication, perhaps to convey a superficial apology, but Uzi refused to acknowledge them.

>As the emo’s applied pressure bordered on full decapitation, N picked up on Alice’s despairing rasp. Curious, he raised his woozy head up off the cold ground and witnessed the dramatic scene firsthand. Immediately his upper body shot upwards with his instinctual worry, as his hand reached over and tugged at the bottom-lining scruff of her jacket.

>“U-Uzi, wwait! You’re g-gonna kill her!” He weakly shouted.

>“And? She tried eating you and she tried killing us! I’m ending this until it gets out of hand.” Her anger practically radiated off of her metal, and N could tell. He prevailed.

>“O-Ooohh…C-Come on, hon, let’s just think about this, please! There’s a peaceful a-approach to this, and I-I don’t want all our encounters to end up with someone dying!...Just give me a chance to at least try?” He pleaded, pulling harder on her clothing. Uzi tore her eyes away to look at N’s, his yellow, warm gaze. Cracks amassed in her resolve, and before long, she sighed and hung her head.

>“...Uuuuugggghhhhh…Fffffiiiiiiiinee. But you owe me one.” Her constricting appendage relented, lowering into a resting position. Alice began sucking in enough air to visibly make her gut expand before blowing the collected air out, subsequently gasping afterwards.

>“T-Thank you…H-Hon,” N added towards the end, grinning punily. Uzi rolled her eyes and avoided his gaze, blushing discreetly.

>“Hrrmph, b-bite me.” She spat out.

>After a few more moments of gasping and coughing, Alice spoke up about the pair’s decision. “Heh, so ya did send yer little lap dog at me, huh~?” Uzi was ready to bring her hand back up and rip this monster’s head clean off then and there, but she resisted, just for N’s sake.

>Lower limbs still throbbing with prolonged agony, the D.D rolled onto his back and seesawed forward, over his regenerating nubs just to land on his front with a flat little thud. He ignored the amused snort Alice let out and craned his head upwards, just to properly face her. Their eyes met electrically; N’s unease to her glutted arrogance. Lips quivering, he croaked out an opening. “...A-Alice, was it?...L-Look, I think we got off the wrong ffoot here…Twice.” Silence met the unintentional puns, or rather, a silence often interrupted by beefy gurgles. “We’re n-not here to stir up trouble, or uh, invade your space, if that’s what bothered you!” More silence. Her greedy glare spoke for itself. “Uuhm…But if that wasn’t what bothered you, then…Then I think you can do better! Something just…Tells me there’s a good person deep inside you, and you just don’t know it!”

>Unfazed in the face of his optimism, Alice brandished her oil stained teeth in an acute beam and licked her lips. “Course I do, the legs of one at least~.” She punctuated her remark with a long, deep churn born from the depths of her artificial digestive system; A churn that slowly raised in volatility and aggression before barreling out her slimy esophagus as a booming, threatening “BbWOOuUooooOUuuOouuuRRrP!~”, just to remind the poor D.D of where his lower half went as oil spittle splattered on his visor. Yet his resolve stayed firm.

>“I- Uh-...Nno, n-not like that! I-I think you can change! You don’t have to be a… big, murderous, dinosaur-eating psychopath… thingy!” He reasoned hopefully.

>“Oh really now? What’re you suggestin’ I be then, hm?” Alice retorted.

>“Uhm…I-I dunno, anything you wanted to be? Just not…This.” Intricate little wires numbered by the thousands fired sparks within N’s dome as he pondered ways to properly create a solution that benefited everyone. He sensed both sets of eyes, Uzi and Alice, judging him from above, like illuminating sirens waiting to proclaim any ideas he had as stupid. And maybe they would be. But with a sudden spark of brilliance, N for one thought otherwise. “...B-Besides, just what do you plan on doing now that all the sentinels a-are gone? There’s nothing left to eat down here, I don’t think…”

>Uzi squinted down towards N and whispered, “N…Whaaat the hell are you doing?”

>“D-Don’t worry, I got this!” He mumbled back, keeping his point of view locked on the inhibited lab drone while referring back to her. “I mean, d-do you really think trying to eat us is going to s-ssolve anything in the long t-term?”

>Alice pondered the disassembly drone’s words, realizing he had a point. With what was likely the last few sentinels melting away in her gut, she didn’t have much else down there to sustain herself. She wanted to argue with him, she wanted to come up with some snarky comeback but nothing came to mind.

>“Listen, I just feel like you deserve a chance to, I-I dunno, find a new purpose or something, without b-bad circumstances getting in the way of anything!...Hhhow about we bring you up to the surface! ON T-THE PROMISE that you, uh…Behave?” If there was one thing that could convince Alice of anything, it was food. Despite clearly being full, her lively black garbage bag stomach groaned forbiddingly at the proposition of being able to eat more, and a small amount of artificial saliva pooled at the corner of her mouth.

>Uzi, on the other hand, was questioning her decision to let N speak. She turned back to her D.D, the love of her life, with a confused, annoyed expression. “N, are you serious!? I would really appreciate it if you didn’t give the cannibal an excuse to gorge herself on everyone in the bunker…”

>The pilot swung his head back around to address Uzi while facing her, his visor reinforced with stress lines. “Uz, please, she’s just as much of a victim as we were. I-It just-...It doesn’t seem fair to not at least try and help her heal, after everything…M-Me, you and V get by just ffine anyways, and we’re not eating Workers daily, right? I’m sure she can do the same! If we just give her a chance…Please?”

>Uzi felt her shoulders slowly untense upon considering his reasoning. How badly she wanted to disregard the argument and just pop her head off right then and there. This psychotic drone had tortured her; tormented and terrified her friends, made attempts on their lives multiple times over, and just now nearly ate the same boyfriend that insisted on her behalf. But he had a point. An infuriating point, but a point. V and N had stalked and plagued her kind for years on end. She herself had torn classmates in two. Who didn’t have past oil spilt by their hands at this point? Out of the many lessons Uzi learned from N, change shined the brightest. And she couldn’t in good conscience ignore that light. That, and the puppy dog eyes N applied on full setting.
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>>248179

Part 7

>“Hhhnnnm...One. Chance. Any weird, dumb funny business from her though and I’m ending it. Immediately. A-And will you stop giving me that face?!”

>The D.D beamed, his dramatically watery digital eyes replaced with a relaxed contentment that further thawed Uzi’s pseudo-frozen heart. “...Hehe, thank you ho-”

>“W-Whatever, whatever!! It’s whatever! G-Go back to talking, i-idiot!” Uzi interjected, unable to mask the soft blush present on either cheek. N cheerfully rolled his eyes and straightened his expression to re-address the tied beast. There was no malice, no ulterior motive behind it. A genuine, hopeful gaze.“...S-So then, uh, Alice? W-What do you think?” He said with one of those safety net smiles.

>Mute silence. Then, a bodily stir. “Hmm…I guess I’ll take yer offer, sounds better than starvin’ at least. I’ll make sure I’m on my beeeest behavior~.” Alice said, followed by a smug grin. The amount of sarcastic emphasis she put on how good she’d be really made N doubt she’d actually follow through, but he persisted anyway.

>“That’s… erm… great! Super great, I-I’m glad you’re interested!” N looked over to Uzi, gesturing toward Alice’s restraints. The emo rolled her eyes before shutting her hand, causing the symbols binding Alice’s limbs to instantly fizzle away. Now that there was nothing keeping her suspended in the air, she came crashing to the floor with a loud THUD, the impact’s crash continuously echoing all throughout the haunting halls like lingering whispers. Uzi let out a sigh of relief now that her wrist was free from carrying Alice’s immense weight, while that bloated monster groaned in pain from her less than gentle release.

>Relieved, N rolled over onto his back before using his arms to springboard his upper half into a sitting position. The sight of two newly auto constructed traversal extremities, or legs, pleased him immensely; He flexed his right foot, then his left, then both at the same time. All seemed to be in working order, thankfully. But now came the moment of truth. The pilot breathed in tightly.

>“O-Okay, on the count of three…One, twO-WoOAH!!” Before N could finish, Uzi briskly lifted him up to his feet using the Solver with her non-exhausted hand. He flailed his arms around for a short while, but otherwise maintained proper balance, as the emo crossed her arms, visibly agitated.

>“The things I do for you, sstupid-...Ugh!” She trailed off, now more irritated at herself with how shortly she could stay mad at him. As recompense for her dignity did the emo choose to swivel around and face the extensive, dreary hallway behind them whilst muttering under her breath. “This plan’s so dumb and risky and lame, why did I even…”

>Now upright, N half-staggered closer to Uzi and joyfully slid his arms over her shoulders, before gently pulling her in for a light hug. “...H-Hehe, because you lo?-”

>“NOOOonononono, we a-are not doing this now, you dork!” She shoved her hand into N’s face and gently pushed him away, scowling as profusely as she blushed. “Let’s just start making our way back to the bunker so I can disassociate the hell out of today. Sun’s probably not too far off rising anyways.” The pilot swiftly recomposed himself and smiled.

>“You got it! I definitely wasn’t wishing we did that like an hour earlier or anything, haha!”

>Uzi then turned her head back toward Alice, who had just gotten done stumbling to her feet. “Hey, fatty! You’re coming with us, don’t try anything or your head’s getting caved in a second time.”

> Alice rolled her eyes and started to step forward. “Alright, alright, whatever you- Wh, hey!” She was cut off by the sudden sensation of something around her wrists, another set of symbols was firmly binding them much like the last. “What was that for!?”

>“Just making sure you behave, now stop complaining.” Uzi stated brusquely.

>Alice growled alongside with her howling midsection, snarling at the worker, yet she gave no retort. She wasn’t particularly too interested in being murdered or starving to death, so she simply went along with what she was told, albeit rather begrudgingly.

>Uzi started walking back toward the entrance, with N happily following next to her. Alice trailed behind the two, her movement heavy and deliberate due to all the weight she carried. Each step she took prompted a soft, dull slosh from her packed gut, which had just finished melting the sentinel that was thrashing inside it. She would’ve toppled forward if it weren’t for her thick, hefty tail acting as a convenient counterbalance; Its silver grey color dully reflecting what little light populated the area. The appendage swayed from side to side in tandem with her generous hips throughout the entirety of her strut down the lab’s halls. All three of the drones had made themselves very familiar with the research facility’s layout already, so it didn’t take long for them to retrace their steps. Natural light flooded the room from the hole in the roof, which was a very welcome sight after dealing with repetitive dark hallways. Uzi stared up at what might as well be the entrance, or in this case exit to hell, wondering how she and N were going to bring Alice all the way up to the surface.

>N seemed to recognize the issue as well, hand scratching the back of his head as he turned to face Alice, then the opening, then Alice again. Truth be told the pilot hadn’t actually planned this far ahead, too wrapped up in managing his conflicting emotions to put further thought into the future. There must’ve been a look on his face that communicated such, as Uzi’s eyes realigned to shoot blunt daggers in his direction.

>“So then, Mr. Pacifist, how do you suppose we get her up there?” She said with a hint of sass, pointing upwards just to emphasize her argument.

>“Uh…Well we could…Uuhhm…” N trailed off, replying more to stall if anything. A deep seed of uncertainty began taking root once he understood the obvious issue of the situation. An issue Uzi invested little processing power in.

>“I figured. Oh well, guess we’ll just have to leave her stranded! Whaaaat a bummer. Sayonara, psycho!” Rather abruptly, she took out her flesh-constructed wings and prepped for take off. The sight of them reminded N of his own wings, and in doing so, an absurd idea popped into his head; However, the solution he came up with, rather than alleviate his stress, only brought forth further festering anxiety.

>“W-Wait,” he shouted, far louder than he intended, “I got it! We can just fly her out! Eh, eeeeeh?” N switched between looking at both Uzi and Alice with a dopey smile, one that quickly dissipated into a feeble curve as both women squinted at him. Uzi spoke up first while curling her wings back.

>“...Us, fly her out? Like, together? You want us to put our hands on her?” She emphasized with a point.

>“Y-Yeah! What’s so wrong about that?”

>“N, she literally bit your legs off and then bragged about it, she’s lucky to even be walking right now. Neither of us are going anywhere unless we wanna lose a limb.” Uzi argued.

>“T-That’s why we’d do it together! You keep her restrained while we hook onto her arms and beat upwards!” N countered.
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>>248180

Part 8

>“L-Look at the freakin’ size of her! We can’t carry that!”

>The two lovebirds went back and forth for a full minute like an old couple, though their subject matter ironically paid little to no attention on account of just craving a good belly rub above all else. No matter how the emo framed her problems with this plan, N managed to weasel an understanding out of her, even with his flawed reasoning. She couldn’t say no to him. So eventually she relented, though not without grumbling complaints under her breath.

>They positioned themselves beside the living, overloaded cargo with Uzi taking her left and N on her right. The pilot latched on without hesitation nor protest, casually sliding his somewhat graceless hands under the beast’s obscenely warm armpit, his forearm squishing a bit into her bountiful chest. Uzi did the same, uttering criticisms along the lines of “ew”, “gross”, and “Eugh” all the while due to being defaulted to her sentinel arm. Alice remained oddly quiet during the process, despite her body doing the exact opposite; She did occasionally crack teasy, intentionally aggravating looks, more towards Uzi, who tried adamantly to ignore them.

>Once settled, they unfurled their wings and beat them with strength, immediately met with resistance. Trying to lift Alice was like hauling the world’s heaviest sandbag, yet the two prevailed, slowly levitating her gigantic legs up off the ground. Each synchronized flap made the beast’s voluptuous, padded curves wobble vertically, so weighted in fact that they frequently threw off Uzi and N’s trajectory. Progress was slow, practically grueling, but just steady enough to warrant further effort. Virtual drops ran down their visors, Alice included, not used to being so incredibly high in the air, as Uzi fought against the alluring idea to drop her.

>Nine agonizing minutes disguised as hours had gone by when the unlikely trio finally breached the open world, the wind coursing through their hair and body.

>The fresh air and nipping cold was a welcome feeling after spending so much time in those dark, musty labs. Now that they were over solid ground, Uzi was eager to finally let go of Alice. Maybe a little too eager. Without waiting for any instructions from N, she let go of the massive beast she had been clinging to for a whopping nine whole minutes of her life. Caught off guard, N tried in vain to still hold onto his decadent cargo, but her sheer weight proved too much for just him to handle. Like a balloon tied to a boulder, the both of them soon plummeted onto the cold, toxic snow beneath them, all while Uzi gently glided down, landing safely on her feet. Her partner, however, was not so lucky; No amount of experienced steering skills could save the pilot from what followed shortly after his descent.

>Alice landed back-first with a fearsome BWOOMPH that tossed big puffs of smoggy white clouds into the surrounding air and quaked the ground below them, with her tender, multi-padded ass absorbing the brunt of the resulting impact. Any leftover force settled on wobbling her packed, silky smooth sack of liquified metal through ripples, just as N crashed straight into the mass soon afterwards! In a snap of a finger, he felt every bit of his body involuntarily embrace around 450 pounds of unrestricted, rolling mound of gut girth, like ramming against a rounded waterbed, before catapulting away in a high arch, flailing through the air, and landing on a nearby pile of silicate snow; Uzi’s eyes glided from one side of her visor to the other as they followed his trajectory until termination.

>She went to go help him back up for what seemed like the third time tonight when a cacophony of daunting gurgles caught her attention. She looked back to see Alice clutching the disturbed mountain that was her midsection, evidently irritated. Gurgles evolved into a bubbling of sorts, and before long, Uzi watched a bulge the size of a small soccer ball zoom through Alice’s throat like a speeding train and transform into a winded, boisterous-

>“HRrrMph-BbWooOOOuUUuUUOOuuuRROoouURRP!!~”

>The emo did nothing but bueno as the beast subsequently panted like a parched dog, before resuming her approach towards N, who had pulled himself out in the short time that passed. While brushing white silicate flakes out his hair, he gave the poor man’s version of a stink eye, likely smelling more of a rose than anything putrid.

>“C-Couldn’t you have waited a teensy little bit longer before letting go?” He said roundly.

>Uzi shrugged. “You’re fine, aren’t you? We weren’t gonna be able to fly her any longer, so I took executive action.”

>“E-Executive action? I-Is that just a fancy way of saying you didn’t want to hold on any long-”

>“It’s a fancy way of me saying we need to get a MOVE on. The sun’s probably close, and I for one like not being burned alive. If we’re talking, we’re talking while moving, k?” Uzi stated matter-of-factly.
No.248182
Anonymous
Replies:>>248200>>248231>>248325
>>248181


Part 9 (last one)

>N hung his head and nodded, expelling air. “Ppfffff…Right, right, got it!...Could you at least help her up though, please?”

>“Could I? Or will I?...Uuuugh. You’re lucky you’re so polite all the time.” Uzi groaned as she applied the Solver one last time to pull Alice up onto her mix-matched feet.

>“I-I think I’m more lucky how willing you are to help, honestly…Thank you.” N sighed happily.

>“Whuh, e-ew, I’m not-...J-Just start walking, N!” The emo sputtered out, a tiny blush shining on either of their visors. Their new guest only rolled her eyes and grumbled intelligibly.

>While trudging through the snow, N and Uzi began to talk. They discussed what they would do once they get Alice to the bunker, they needed a way to pacify her or discourage her from eating everyone or something. The two got so caught up in their conversation that they started lagging behind. At first, they were well ahead of Alice, then they were walking next to her, and yet, soon enough they were lagging behind while Alice still went at the same pace, paying no mind to the two lovebirds chatting.

>“-Dad could probably set up some holding place for her or something, but I really don’t think he’d be all that willing.”

>“Well, maybe she can stay around one of the spires! Should be plenty of food there to keep her, er, docile?”

>“Ehh, I’m not comfortable leaving her that far away from a watchful eye…I dunno, I just, really don’t want to be thinking right now. Feels like there’s smoke coming out of my head.”

>“That might just be the wind Uzi, haha!...Speaking of thinking, I was wondering, did you find anything about what we were looking for down there?”

>“Oh don’t even get me started. All I got was a headache trying to sift through-”

>“ᴀʟʟ ꜱʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ, ᴡᴀꜱᴛᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴠɪᴅᴇ-”

>“NO one is TALKING to you. I was not!-”

>Distracted, Uzi accidentally put her arm down and closed her hand, entirely removing Alice’s restraints. Seeing the opportunity, Alice bolted. With the same amount of energy she used to chase down N, she made her way right over to the bunker’s entrance. Luckily for her, the bunker had been wide open for the past month now that the disassembly drones were no longer a threat. The beast made her way inside and down the nearest hallway. A little cramped for someone of her generous circumference, but she still managed to stalk through the area much like the labs. It wasn’t long before she found her first worker, a man with orange eyes much like hers, and a tired “I hate my life” expression. She salivated at the sight of him.

>“Ma’am, can I help you?” His voice was monotone, he clearly didn’t care whatsoever about the fact there was a ten foot tall woman in front of him or that she was half dinosaur. Something about his tone and how calm he was in this situation was… alluring to Alice, almost mesmeric.

>She stared at him, tilting her head, eying him up and down for a few moments. “...Goodness, you’re quite the keeper, ain’t ya~?”

>Meanwhile, back outside the bunker, N and Uzi finally realized that they’d gotten so distracted speaking and now Alice was nowhere to be seen. Fearing the worst, both of them dashed straight over to the bunker, expecting to find a giant monster woman they needed to murder. Each of them came to a screeching halt when they found her. She wasn’t mutilating anyone, no one was halfway down her throat, she was… with someone? After looking for a little longer, they realized it wasn’t just someone, it was Uzi’s teacher! And Alice wasn’t dismembering him, no, she was… flirting!?...Maybe?? It was hard to tell.

>Uzi stood there, mortified with her eyes hollowed.

>N blinked. “...Well, it’s one way to keep her in check, at least!…”

>The emo’s eye twitched as she buried her face into her hands, exhaustedly over with the night. “I…Hate it here.”
No.248183
Anonymous
Image:175253080775.png(1.93MB, 1920x1080)175240460974.png
Liquidators when they see a solver egg.
No.248184
Anonymous
Replies:>>248187>>248188>>248189>>248246>>248249>>248260>>248294
Image:175253104344.png(451kB, 1456x1956)Haruka full.png
>:3
Also the first time I've drawn her blade glowing like it should in its "active" mode.
No.248185
Anonymous
Image:175253125981.jpg(29kB, 736x674)1752439536588141.jpg
>>248160
>>248163
My friend, I caught a glimpse of later parts of this and even only having read 1&2 so far I can say the quality of writing, just for its own is outstanding already, in character and detailed too, very very very interested in where this goes, such long greens with canon characters are what I love most, never seen such a long green that I read, and one with Alice? Noice
No.248186
Anonymous
>>248160
Glad you took the effort to put this much effort in-with canon characters, no less. I'm also getting the "you can tell what kind of fetish the artist normally draws" effect from the writing, not that that's a good or bad thing.
No.248187
Anonymous
>>248184
I would also blush if Haruka was holding me
No.248188
Anonymous
>>248184
I love this smug drone
No.248189
Anonymous
>>248184
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
No.248190
Anonymous
>Grok has an anime girl form or some shit now
>It's just human J
I want to be J's Will Stancil...
No.248191
Anonymous
Replies:>>248193>>248194
Uzi has roped N into pretending to be her "stand".
No.248192
Dark Helmet
Replies:>>248196>>248202
Image:175253234864.png(267kB, 1086x746)First Time Drawing Beretta.png
Mama Uzi for all you sick fucks
No.248193
Anonymous
Replies:>>248194>>248195
Image:175253250816.jpg(281kB, 1606x1412)08653f93625357b1d688b4a6bd7d238a.jpg
>>248191
*roped Doll
No.248194
Anonymous
>>248191
>>248193
*raped
No.248195
Anonymous
>>248193
>«Какая боль».
No.248196
Anonymous
>>248192
eep
No.248197
Anonymous
Replies:>>248198>>248199
Video:175253359372.mp4(108kB / 0:00:02 / avc1, 640x360)Live Broly Reaction.mp4
>So this is the "legendary" Super Silly? I'll just have to see this Molly for myself!
No.248198
Anonymous
>>248197
now now, be a good little canonical retard for daddy, brolycuck
No.248199
Anonymous
>>248197
BROCOLI@
No.248200
Anonymous
Image:175253495182.jpg(92kB, 1080x807)1698073217280717.jpg
>>248182
Bru
No.248201
Anonymous
Replies:>>248205
Image:175253505783.png(7kB, 307x334)[booru.plus]+murderdrones3436.png
>Want to write the green
>no energy
>hungry
>cant get food
>want to draw
>no energy
>hungry
>cant get food
No.248202
Anonymous
Replies:>>248203
>>248192
cute! now draw her giving birth
No.248203
Dark Helmet
>>248202
Eventually
No.248204
Anonymous
Replies:>>248223
How does [INSERT OC HERE] feel about humans?
No.248205
Anonymous
Replies:>>248206
>>248201
why grug no can get food?
No.248206
Anonymous
Replies:>>248207>>248210
>>248205
no energy
food spensive
need to draw to make money
no energy
need food for energy
food spensive
need to draw to make money
No.248207
Anonymous
>>248206
What a shame.
No.248209
Anonymous
>>248148
the peak autism was 2023, now it’s just embers and resentment from quarrels of years past
No.248210
Anonymous
>>248206
It looks like you're just gonna starve, Anon
No.248211
Anonymous
Replies:>>248212
>Fun Canon Fact: ur mom gay
No.248212
Anonymous
>>248211
>This kills the police drone
No.248213
Anonymous
Replies:>>248214
Image:175254038726.png(243kB, 548x309)80493d3eaddcdbcc916fccac1230a933.png
>drama and shitflinging dies when all the euros and eastern hemisphere anons go to bed
Dudes I think we can finally post drones
No.248214
Anonymous
Replies:>>248215
>>248213
So why didn't you post a drone?
No.248215
Anonymous
Replies:>>248216
>>248214
What are you talking about, anon? Keeter's clearly a drone!
No.248216
Anonymous
Replies:>>248217
>>248215
She's drone-shaped.
No.248217
Anonymous
Replies:>>248218
>>248216
>"Drone-shape implies a drone therefore she is drone." - The Almighty Drone
No.248218
Anonymous
Replies:>>248220
>>248217
She's a drone-shaped entity made of eldritch meat.
No.248219
Anonymous
KISSING MY WORKER DRONE !!!
No.248220
Anonymous
>>248218
Shh! Not so loud. Or else she'll hear you!
No.248221
Anonymous
Replies:>>248222>>248228
Image:175254239382.png(105kB, 710x849)174660627643.png
No.248222
Anonymous
>>248221
>this scares the greek
No.248223
Anonymous
Replies:>>248224
>>248204
He is one
No.248224
Anonymous
Replies:>>248225>>248227>>248229
>>248223
what male human OCs even are there?
No.248225
Anonymous
>>248224
John. Various one shot characters. Anon.
No.248226
Anonymous
Replies:>>248232>>248311
Image:175254399831.png(45kB, 424x435)002f0fb55d1651e3eaedb81858023a13.png
>>247814
>It's do or die
>You need to fix this, and you need to fix it now
>You lean in and say
"Look, it's not like that-"
>She bangs her hand down and says
"LIKE WHAT?!"
>You put your hands up and say
"Like I think you're some kinda monster!"
>J shouts
"GOD DAMN YOU!"
>Now you're starting to panic
"Look, I'm just saying, I like looking at you!"
>Akita leans towards you aggressively and says
"Oh yeah, you love to stare at the freak like everyone else-"
>Now you cut her off
"No, I like the way you look!"
>She stops, her mouth slightly agape, and says
"You- What?"
>You hear a gust of wind from the driver's seat, and the door flies open
>J grabs your collar, yanks you out of your seat, and tosses you onto the pavement
>Her claws extend and she says
"Alright Romeo, show's over. And just so you know, your commandant and The Empress are gonna hear about this."
>Well, at least you're alive for now
>For some reason, you find it impossible to take J seriously
>You lean to your side, looking past J and see Akita peering out of the limo
>You shout to her
"I mean it! Really!"
>J slams the door shut and crawls over the cabin into the driver's seat
>The tires screech as the limo takes off for the airstrip
>When the smoke clears, you have no better understanding of what happened then when you arrived
>You pray that the commandant believes your report over J's
No.248227
Anonymous
>>248224
John.
Buddy.
Stone.
Dr Henry
Security Guard Carl
Uhhhhhhhh that one guy I forgot about in my farm world setting
No.248228
Anonymous
>>248221
Thought Izz returned for a moment
No.248229
Anonymous
Replies:>>248247
>>248224
Cadet Anon's Boxmarine uncle, Eno R. Mous
No.248230
Anonymous
>>248141
>You have to travel god-knows how far for it
No.248231
Anonymous
>>248182
>thicc franken-alice
>vore
niiiiiice
>Alice x Teacher
meh.
overall good green for sickos like me. 7/10. less teacher, more cannibalism.
No.248232
Anonymous
Replies:>>248233
Image:175254624752.png(1.60MB, 2397x1000)screen-shot-2019-07-24-at-1-29-59-pm-1563989459[1].png
>>248226
All that spaghetti. Gone. Like tears in the rain.
No.248233
Anonymous
Replies:>>248234
>>248232
Why is he blue
No.248234
Anonymous
Replies:>>248235
Image:175254809226.jpg(14kB, 320x180)mqdefault[1].jpg
>>248233
Oh my God Anon, you can't just ask people why they're blue.
No.248235
Anonymous
>>248234
Yes I can!
No.248236
Anonymous
Replies:>>248238
Image:175254875021.png(12kB, 1159x543)1724868909130233.png
Look how happy she is!
No.248237
Anonymous
>>248038
We need more greens of the drono dwarfus retardius instead of just oogis.
No.248238
Anonymous
>>248236
Yay!
No.248239
Anonymous
Replies:>>248240>>248242
>>248038
Why are they retardius?
No.248240
Anonymous
Replies:>>248241
Image:175255157600.gif(2MB, 720x405)173630755570.gif
>>248239
An average IQ of 15 relying on rudimentary swarm intelligence.
No.248241
Anonymous
>>248240
Funny to watch those dumb critters go off like fireworks.
No.248242
Anonymous
>>248239
Because they’re IQ drops whenever a bugretta is involved. Like look at oogsters for example
No.248243
ViolentAnon !iD6CRd3KLc
Replies:>>248248>>248250
Image:175255238572.jpg(1.45MB, 1900x3000)GvuURS2XoAAu3I5.jpg
Evening.
Some of the admins/mods have been taking a break. But now updates are coming up no later than the end of the month.
As with the dronewiki, it will come eventually, slow but surely.

More news coming soon enough.
No.248244
Anonymous
Image:175255302369.png(503kB, 512x384)CommonHobb.png
Cosine Math looks like a creature from Home Safety Hotline.
No.248245
Anonymous
Replies:>>248254
i miss eta...
No.248246
Anonymous
>>248184
rare W anon post
No.248247
Anonymous
Replies:>>248251
>>248229
“Eno R. Mous” sounds like a Chanish name, wouldn’t that imply green skin?
No.248248
Anonymous
>>248243
YIPEE
No.248249
Anonymous
>>248184
Fucking weeb drone.
No.248250
Anonymous
Image:175255398728.jpg(28kB, 600x602)1445695675422.jpg
>>248243
>dronewiki
No.248251
Anonymous
>>248247
Keep that in mind.
No.248252
Anonymous
Replies:>>248259
Here lies that one contentfag you liked.
They are DEAD.
No.248253
Anonymous
Replies:>>248255>>248256
Image:175255409091.jpg(30kB, 920x921)1725149149744959.jpg
You are a MEXICAN!
No.248254
Anonymous
Replies:>>248257
>>248245
Just go fly to her, pidge.
No.248255
Anonymous
>>248253
>MEXICAN!
Mexico doesn't exist, machine
No.248256
Anonymous
>>248253
Wrong. Anon is Blexican.
No.248257
Anonymous
Replies:>>248258>>248262
>>248254
Pidge is still stuck at anon's house and can't find her way out the one open door he has tried leading her to
No.248258
Anonymous
>>248257
She will be enticed outside with a handful of delicious vomit Cynshallah
No.248259
Anonymous
Replies:>>248332
>>248252
THE CONTENTFAG IS DEAD?
No.248260
Anonymous
Replies:>>248307
>>248184
It's a hot knife?
No.248261
Anonymous
>>248178
So what's her deal?
No.248262
Anonymous
>>248257
>anon has to lead her out with an eta plushie
No.248263
Anonymous
Replies:>>248268
I'm going to hold Pidge for ransom. Pretty sure I can get like, a dollar.
No.248264
Anonymous
Replies:>>248274
Image:175255666696.png(161kB, 1046x947)7edf80e9ef1d03d491706f04296c2a85.png
No.248265
Anonymous
Remember frens if the oogers start getting upidity and not tending to the cotten ball fields. Whip them oogers with a shoe lace.
No.248266
Anonymous
>keep being woken up in the middle of the night by sounds coming from my TV and vidya room
>go there to find no one there but a monster movie playing on some streaming service
There's Lizzus in my house, aren't there.
No.248267
Anonymous
Image:175255813670.jpg(183kB, 880x839)Goli noki bo moro.jpg
No.248268
Anonymous
Replies:>>248270
>>248263
I only have 25¢
No.248269
Anonymous
Replies:>>248271
/md/ OC pinup calendar
No.248270
Anonymous
>>248268
Eh good enough. She's got her head stuck in my fence.
No.248271
Anonymous
>>248269
/md/ OC collage image (finished)
see? i too can say things we don't have
No.248272
Anonymous
Replies:>>248273>>248277>>248304>>248491
Image:175256021983.jpg(526kB, 1904x1482)IMG_0529.jpeg
I’M GONNA THE SPAMDRONE.
I NEED TO SEE HIM HOSPITALIZED.
No.248273
Anonymous
Image:175256102975.png(104kB, 374x313)femdronelasereyes.png
>>248272
I know what you are etc etc
No.248274
Anonymous
Replies:>>248297
>>248264
Why is Pavo gay?
No.248275
Anonymous
Replies:>>248279
What if fodderi’s helmet had a big F on it
No.248276
Anonymous
Replies:>>248278>>248280>>248282>>248287>>248289>>248298
Image:175256150977.png(2.78MB, 3000x3000)Illustration8.png
FEAR
No.248277
Anonymous
>>248272
Have him get molested by Cyn
No.248278
Anonymous
>>248276
>despair but also a boner
>zetsuboner
No.248279
Anonymous
>>248275
it would get vandalized in humourous ways
No.248280
Anonymous
>>248276
pull yourself together uzzer, your spine is showing
No.248281
Anonymous
Replies:>>248286>>248288>>248290>>248299>>248303
Image:175256225610.png(73kB, 610x682)BUGSBUGSBUGSBUGS BUGS.png
BUGGY
No.248282
Anonymous
Replies:>>248284
>>248276
DAMMIT DRAW SOMETHING NORMAL FOR FIVE SECONDS
No.248283
Anonymous
Replies:>>248296
>>248026
Hello. This is the first post I have made in the entire thread. As someone born and raised in rural Alaska I have a vested personal interest in Russian servicemen dying. The way you retards lash out incomprehensibly at anything that goes against Twitter status quo and are incapable in thinking outside of partisan politics is going to age extremely interestingly come Season 2. Rest assured, you will not be missed.
No.248284
Anonymous
Replies:>>248285>>248288
Image:175256300143.jpg(34kB, 523x438)DELET.jpg
>>248282
N O
I am tired of being told to be normal, I was doomed since I was born 3 months early. And almost died twice because of it. I'LL BE CRINGE AND EDGY AND I WILL BE FREEEEEEEE
No.248285
Anonymous
Replies:>>248291
>>248284
….
Are you real
No.248286
Anonymous
Image:175256381010.jpg(111kB, 1028x1028)IMG_20250219_034925.jpg
>>248281
No.248287
Anonymous
>>248276
Boy won't convince me he ain't into it if his dick's that hard
No.248288
Anonymous
Image:175256400718.jpg(545kB, 2048x2048)174126502830.jpg
>>248281
>>248284
these look like they are from a drawpile
No.248289
Anonymous
>>248276
YIPPIE ITS N'S TURN FOR NUGGET
No.248290
Anonymous
>>248281
Eat ze bug.
No.248291
Anonymous
Replies:>>248293>>248295>>248300>>248301>>248313>>248395>>248414
Image:175256469331.jpg(7kB, 236x259)great.jpg
>>248285
No joke.
I was born 6 months, two weeks (weighted one kilogram). Almost died twice (One from lack of oxygen and other was being fed the wrong type of food while on intensive care), body full of needles and was on an incubator for a few months, docs told my mother that I could probably grow up with down right bad conditions. But I'm fine, normal for the most part
No.248292
Anonymous
Image:175256530066.png(2.08MB, 1920x1080)Why.png
>Why?
No.248293
Anonymous
Image:175256531659.png(34kB, 500x500)IMG_9456.png
>>248291
vicious confirmed as la creatura
but like, actually
No.248294
Anonymous
>>248184
Awesome.
No.248295
Anonymous
>>248291
Similar thing happened to me, but won't get specific in case I say too much to dox myself
No.248296
Anonymous
>>248283
This does not read like a real post.
No.248297
Anonymous
Replies:>>248302>>248379
>>248274
When he worked in a clothing store as a worker drone, the male staff treated him very well.

They considered him their friend and not what you thought, a pervert.
No.248298
Anonymous
>>248276
YEAH, NEW HOT STUFF!
No.248299
Anonymous
>>248281
Kek.
No.248300
Anonymous
>>248291
The world tried to save us, but you took it by the balls and ripped them off.
No.248301
Anonymous
Replies:>>248382
>>248291
>I'm fine, normal for the most part.
She lied as easily as she breathed.
No.248302
Anonymous
>>248297
He got no bitches, so he adapted
No.248303
Anonymous
>>248281
Silksong lookin' different from how I remember.
No.248304
Anonymous
Replies:>>248305>>248308>>248351>>248491
>>248272 (me)
I NEED HIM TO BLEEEEEED
BRUTAL ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST THE SPAMDRONE
OIL SPILLING OUT OF HIM
GUTS SPILLING OUT OF HIM
OH GOSH IT’S EVERYWHERE
FUCK
No.248305
Anonymous
Replies:>>248306
>>248304
Restraining order.
No.248306
Anonymous
Replies:>>248308>>248351
>>248305
HE WON’T GET ONE CAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL GIVE HIM FOOD OR MONEY BUT ME
okay this is horrible i take it back
i’ll take care of him and be sweet to him only
No.248307
Anonymous
>>248260
Ye
Cuz it's the only thing that can [incapacitate] the zombie dogs she and her people have to deal with. Any other slashing weapon just makes more of them.
No.248308
Anonymous
Replies:>>248309>>248310
>>248304
>>248306
Why are women like this?
No.248309
Anonymous
>>248308
Misunderstanding of hurt/comfort, I think.
No.248310
Anonymous
Image:175256943756.gif(1.05MB, 165x294)women-hahaha-women-ha.gif
>>248308
No.248311
Anonymous
Replies:>>248334
Image:175256983036.png(184kB, 658x902)175230250162.png
>>248226
>So now what?
>You march back to the barracks, knowing the Commandant will want to hear every last detail
>Spilling everything to the him doesn't feel half as scary as seeing J again
>You make it back to the barracks and wait by his office
>He's on the phone by the sound of it
>You can hear him say
"Is that so?"
"Could you verify this, madam?"
>And you can faintly hear shouting from the other end
>When he puts the phone down, he says
"Boy, get in here."
>When you open the door, you see him glowering back at you, with added exasperation and exhaustion
>He says
"I have just received a phone call from Jezebel Jones herself saying you caused yourself a little incident tonight."
>That must mean J
>He gets up from his desk and says
"You listen to me, son. It is late. I am tired. I have no desire to spend one more minute of this night investigating your little misadventures.However, this matter goes beyond me and you. Tomorrow morning at 0800 I will expect a full report of your contact with Akita Doorman. Spare no details, boy. You are dismissed."
>This just keeps getting better and better
>As you turn in for the night you have a brief chance to reflect
>You're not afraid of telling your story to the Commandant, but a great and heavy shame blankets you
>For that you'd give anything to go back to that limo and talk to Akita again
>"Demon"
>"Spawn of the Absolute Solver"
>What were you thinking?
>You made a girl cry, and you didn't even apologize to her
>What you told her wasn't exactly honest anyway
>When she stepped out of that spaceship, you did see her as a monster, and you were afraid of her
>However, there was more to it than that
>You were being honest when you blurted out that you liked the way she looked
>If this were not the case, you would not have spent two weeks obsessing over her
>Despite that obsession, you know next to nothing about her
>You're probably not gonna know anything about her
>It's only by odd happenstance that you met her at all, and your little meeting wasn't long enough to develop into anything further
>She's going to a whole other planet in a whole other system, and if she ever comes back here for another of those dippy "diplomatic missions", some other platoon would be present for the greeting while you're digging a ditch somewhere
>You would have been better off just never seeing her at all
No.248312
Anonymous
Image:175257020195.jpg(75kB, 449x984)Short.jpg
Short VSOTF-chan.
No.248313
Anonymous
>>248291
>Bro was born small(Uzi)
>Bro was born early
>Bro was fed wrong food(N)
>Bro was full of needles(N)
>Bro got incubated(pillbaby)
Fits
No.248314
Anonymous
Replies:>>248353>>248375
Image:175257177760.jpg(745kB, 1969x1337)IMG_1743.jpeg
You can’t stop this
No.248315
Anonymous
Replies:>>248316
>It was late again. SC-8993 stood in the doorway, shoulders slumped, one arm hanging stiffly by her side.
>She almost collapsed from low batteries. She was soaked in a thick, dark oily fluid. Her visor was cracked, leaking jam like blood down her abdomen.

>Minty blinked. “Oh scrap—SC, that looks bad! Come in, sit—what happened?!”
>SC-8993 hesitated. Her voice, when it came, was small.

>"Farm claw. I was clumsy."
>She winced and lowered herself onto the repair chair, her servo fingers twitching nervously.

>Minty frowned and gently lifted the cracked plating. “Did you tell Unit Control?”
>SC shook her head.

>Of course she didn’t, Minty thought. Nobody on the berry lines wants to report injuries. You get flagged as defective or slow, and next week your you'll be fed to the hounds. That’s how Agro-C worked. That's how it always worked.

>Minty sighed and opened her toolkit. “Alright. Hold still, I’ll patch you up. Again.”

>“I always see you alone,” Minty said, trying to distract her. “No crew?”

>SC-8993 didn’t answer. Her eyes were fixed on the shelves — staring at an old cracked strawberry jam jar Minty used to keep bolts in.

>"You like that flavor or somethin'?" Minty joked.

>SC smiled faintly. “They called me Strawberry girl once. Before..."

>She blinked, slowly. “I hate it. It's sweet. Sticky. Clings to everything.”

>Minty paused, a little unnerved by the reply. She decided not to dig.

>“I’ll finish tightening this plate, and then you’re good to—hey—wait…”

>Her brow furrowed. She leaned closer to the wound’s inner edges.
>“SC… this cut... Farm claw damage isn’t this precise. And these… these aren’t tears. Those are knife marks.”

>She turned to her. “Did someone do this to you?”

>SC-8993’s optics flicked up. Her force smile stayed.

>“I told you. It was an accident.”

>Minty stepped back slowly. “...You did this to yourself. Why? Why lying?”

>SC didn’t move. The smile slowly faded. Her tone shifted—soft, matter-of-fact, almost embarrassed.

>“It’s just to feel something. I didn't lie I'm the accident.”

>Minty said nothing.
>The silence stretched.
>"We talk tomorrow,, recharge and sleep."
No.248316
Anonymous
>>248315
>SC-8993 didn’t look up. Her optics flickered faintly.
>“I wasn’t trying to die,” she muttered.
>“Could’ve fooled me.”
>Minty leaned against the counter. She stared at the old strawberry jar.
>“You used a knife. That’s not some accident. That’s not being clumsy.”
>SC was quiet for a long time.

>Finally, she spoke.

>“It’s not about enjoying pain, I'm not a masochist” she said. “I don’t feel anything anyway. It's just... i feel hollow.”

>Minty didn’t know what to say to that. She rubbed the back of her neck, unsure whether to scream or unplug her empathy chip for the night.

>“This isn’t normal,” she said. “I'm not an expert on fixing drones, i can't keep doing favors for you.”
>SC’s force smile came back, broken and fake for comfort.
>“Then It’s just a maintenance error,” she said. “Don’t worry. I don’t expect a reboot.”
>Minty stepped forward — not close, but close enough that the usual wall between customer and clerk cracked just a little.

>“You hurt yourself again, you don’t come back here. Not like that. Not bleeding on my chair pretending it's just routine.”
>"You’re gonna scare my customers away. Including you."

>“Would you stop me?”
>Minty paused. Then looked her straight in the eyes.
>“I’ll try.”
No.248317
Anonymous
Replies:>>248318>>248319>>248354
SPAMDRONE’S INTESTINES SPILLING EVERYWHERE BUT HE’S STILL TRYNA MAKE DEALS
No.248318
Anonymous
Replies:>>248319>>248342
Image:175257290857.png(139kB, 762x816)pew pew from mx.png
>>248317
VICIOUS STOP TRYING TO TURN INTO IZZ
YOU ARE NOT HER
No.248319
Anonymous
Replies:>>248324
>>248317
>>248318
>You're not that femanon vicous, trust me. You're not that femanon
No.248320
Anonymous
Replies:>>248321>>248322>>248323>>248373
Image:175257395737.jpg(523kB, 1326x1357)IMG_1758.jpeg
Fuckin around with colors, liked how this turned out
No.248321
Anonymous
Replies:>>248323>>248326
>>248320
Looks awful, pastel pink, blue, and neon green?
No.248322
Anonymous
>>248320
Why soooooo serious ehe he he he hehehehehe
ehe he he he hehehehehe
ehe he he he hehehehehe
Baum-bu-bu-ps-ps-ps -ehe he he he hehehehehe
Why soooo serious
No.248323
Anonymous
Image:175257475811.png(245kB, 1795x676)Ring ov Steel.png
>>247642
>invalid immediately sent on a suicidal posting
>recognizing Worker Drones are fodder to humans in this setting
Good OCs.
>>248320
>Wehrmacht blue
Good. Red Orchestra 2 | Winterwald Piano Extendedyoutube thumb
>>248321
>neon green
She's probably a drafted cyberpunk, please understand.
No.248324
Anonymous
>>248319
Bro's turning into the fentamonGUS
No.248325
Anonymous
>>248182
I read it all now, it is definitely high effort, how long did that take you to finish?
Imo very nicely paced and in character for Uzi and N, tbh I am no vorefag so that version of Alice wasn't very for me in this tho Uzi restraining and chocking her was still hot, but esch his own, appreciate the high effort
No.248326
Anonymous
Replies:>>248327>>248328>>248373
Image:175257603107.jpg(589kB, 1475x1346)IMG_1763.jpeg
>>248321

This more your speed?
No.248327
Anonymous
>>248326
nigga are you colorblind
No.248328
Anonymous
>>248326
Jonklerie got slimed✋😩🤚🥀
No.248329
Anonymous
Replies:>>248333>>248373
Image:175257703946.jpg(615kB, 1431x1354)IMG_1764.jpeg
Coming soon to the MS DOS!
No.248330
Anonymous
Image:175257750116.jpg(451kB, 1080x2029)171375655654.jpg
WDs in CFL attire are so beautiful and hot it's unreal
No.248331
Anonymous
Replies:>>248335
Image:175257768595.jpg(137kB, 518x722)Screenshot_2025-07-14-19-32-06-046_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
This one is no good resolution but Nori in 7 also has a few peak shots. Imagine which Alice pics we could have gotten had they done 6 in such a quality, no darkness obstructing everything. Maybe even a brighter scene for once so we can see the tattered gown and Alice's semibare midriff...
No.248332
Anonymous
>>248259
Yes. He DIED.
No.248333
Anonymous
>>248329
kek
No.248334
Anonymous
>>248311
will poor soldieranon ever get to apologize and romance the keet?
No.248335
Anonymous
>>248331
>Alice with a little bit of a pudgy paunch around her belly cuz she's an older drone
>lovingly grabbing a handful through the hole in her tattered gown anytime she's feeling down about "not bein' as purdy as them younger gals"
No.248336
Anonymous
Replies:>>248357>>248361>>248362
Which drawfag needs to draw what?
No.248340
Anonymous
Replies:>>248341>>248373
Image:175258280992.jpg(422kB, 1270x1303)IMG_1766.jpeg
Oh god oh fuck
No.248341
Anonymous
>>248340
eiramat and ireddof
No.248342
Anonymous
Replies:>>248346
Image:175258542072.png(763kB, 700x500)GosrQJ5bEAAvEV9.png
>>248318
That is not me, anon. I was aneep
btw good mornin
No.248343
Anonymous
Replies:>>248344>>248345>>248358
DD tail fucking into a WD with a rip in their stomach getting nanitecum all over their wires, holding down the WD, then afterwards the DD licks up all of the nanitecum, putting them back together for more play later
No.248344
Anonymous
>>248343
Heh. Women.
No.248345
Anonymous
>>248343
just put the nanite acid in the stomach bro
No.248346
Anonymous
Image:175258762928.png(83kB, 432x788)smoka'.png
>>248342
oh ok sorry also mornin also point still stands
No.248347
Anonymous
Replies:>>248348
I heard that the solver war barely effected China-9, something about the mandate of heaven, something about some holy dragon emperor and cultivation? Whatever it is made the drones there like demigods or something
No.248348
Anonymous
Replies:>>248352
>>248347
Didn't they lose the mandate of heaven a while ago?
No.248349
Anonymous
Replies:>>248350>>248359>>248423
Image:175258846130.jpg(198kB, 655x1100)SmartSelect_20250715-083400_Sketchbook.jpg
No.248350
Anonymous
>>248349
pubic light!
No.248351
Anonymous
>>248304
>>248306
Kek.
No.248352
Anonymous
>>248348
I guess they found it again? At least the drones did, place became a theocratic dronetatorship after the "Divine Dragon Queen" killed every other political party.
No.248353
Anonymous
>>248314
Holy lord.
No.248354
Anonymous
>>248317
Holy kek.
No.248355
Anonymous
Replies:>>248356>>248373
Image:175258872532.jpg(745kB, 2000x1345)IMG_1772.jpeg
Abby
No.248356
Anonymous
>>248355
Ybba
No.248357
Anonymous
>>248336
Amyanon should draw John x Jane sex because he draws nice anatomy.
No.248358
Anonymous
>>248343
Sex.
No.248359
Anonymous
Replies:>>248365
>>248349
Immediate impregnation
No.248360
Anonymous
Replies:>>248363
droneanon tried to eat out janes ratussy but vomited at the smell
No.248361
Anonymous
>>248336
ITAnon should draw Genestealer John. Ideally as a kelermorph.
No.248362
Anonymous
Replies:>>248364
Image:175258929303.jpg(107kB, 762x897)Screenshot_20250715_152054_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>248336
I'll draw anything 2d or 3d
No.248363
Anonymous
>>248360
my Pidge detector just blipped
No.248364
Anonymous
Replies:>>248367
>>248362
Strawberry in the Darkest Dungeon getting mindbroken
No.248365
Anonymous
>>248359
STOP TRYNNA IMPREGNATE
No.248366
Anonymous
Replies:>>248368
If jane is genderbent john, where's her big ass brows?
No.248367
Anonymous
Image:175259060607.jpg(579kB, 1079x976)Sb_in_faggot_dungeon.jpg
>>248364
>I'm fine x100
No.248368
Anonymous
>>248366
That's her pubes
No.248369
Anonymous
Replies:>>248371>>248374
Image:175259338025.jpg(126kB, 1200x1168)174424723006.jpg
>Baws? I don't have c-coffee breath, do I baws?
No.248370
Anonymous
Replies:>>248373
Image:175259357878.jpg(853kB, 1569x1428)IMG_1776.jpeg
Blue Abby. Blabby
No.248371
Anonymous
>>248369
silly Joblin, your mouth and saliva don't have the same bacterial environment or chemicals that cause coffee breath in humans. if anything, you've got the breath of a fresh-brewed coffee pot.
No.248373
Anonymous
>>248320
>>248326
>>248329
>>248340
>>248355
>>248370
what is happening
No.248374
Anonymous
>>248369
You do
Get over here and get your union mandated smooch from your baws
No.248375
Anonymous
>>248314
Yes I can
No.248376
Anonymous
Replies:>>248377>>248378
Image:175259415982.jpg(48kB, 1284x320)IMG_9749.jpeg
why...?
No.248377
Anonymous
Replies:>>248380
>>248376
Wha
No.248378
Anonymous
Image:175259425120.jpg(141kB, 498x498)104937165639721.jpg
>>248376
She's on the Epstein list.
No.248379
Anonymous
>>248297
He wants that dick
No.248380
Anonymous
>>248377
as far as I can tell it's just a random uptick, no real reason
No.248381
Anonymous
Image:175259479824.jpg(112kB, 869x871)Tahw.jpg
>Who tf is this? They keep talking about tentacles sex. >Please get out of my room.
No.248382
Anonymous
Replies:>>248386
Image:175259534705.png(175kB, 1070x921)Screenshot 2024-08-13 002909.png
>>248301
I am a normal human (In body)
Mentally? (Not well)
No.248383
Anonymous
Replies:>>248384>>248387
Image:175259546511.jpg(98kB, 1500x1500)173785332270.jpg
>wake up
>see N's optics staring into your eyes from an inch away
>he gasps
>"You're not dead! I was so worried!"
>N begins to lick your face
No.248384
Anonymous
>>248383
>"There better be nanite acid melting my face or I swear to George Michael I am kicking your roboass back to the navy."
No.248385
Anonymous
Replies:>>248390>>248428
The boy is getting a mouth
https://x.com/DeathTempler/status/1944799879600992669#m
No.248386
Anonymous
Replies:>>248393>>248431
>>248382
I think the mentally well are a minority around here
No.248387
Anonymous
>>248383
Mlem mlem mlem
No.248388
Anonymous
Replies:>>248389>>248391>>248392>>248394
Image:175259649480.jpg(366kB, 1079x664)Screenshot_20250715_172104_Gallery.jpg
What did she see?
No.248389
Anonymous
>>248388
thought I was looking at Tomodachi Life
No.248390
Anonymous
>>248385
ZEGZ
No.248391
Anonymous
Replies:>>248499
>>248388
The Epstein island
No.248392
Anonymous
>>248388
Peen
No.248393
Anonymous
>>248386
Who are the mentally well?
No.248394
Anonymous
>>248388
She saw the face of the Solver, and it was weeping
No.248395
Anonymous
>>248291
Oh, that explains so much about why you are like this.
No.248396
Anonymous
Replies:>>248397
Is there no thread on /co/ yet or does it have another name again?
No.248397
Anonymous
Replies:>>248398
>>248396
We had to kill our sister thread and consume its soul for power
No.248398
Anonymous
Replies:>>248399>>248400>>248401>>248408>>248413
>>248397
Who are we going to fight against?
No.248399
Anonymous
>>248398
Schziso
No.248400
Anonymous
>>248398
The Koopa Kingdom
No.248401
Anonymous
Replies:>>248403
>>248398
Drones
No.248402
Anonymous
Replies:>>248404
>Cyn catches feelings for you
>Unfortunately for her and you you're not a drone fucker and are dating Tessa
>You let Cyn down gently
>She said that's okay
>She can just become Tessa
>Then she can have you
>All to herself
No.248403
Anonymous
>>248401
THE DRONES ARE COMING ANON
AND THEYRE NOT HAPPY

GET OUT YOUR BAT, AND READY YOURSELF, THIS WILL BE THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE
No.248404
Anonymous
>>248402
That sounds great kiddo.
No.248405
Anonymous
Replies:>>248406
wonder if N is still Cyn's favorite after he helped get her trapped in Uzi's tail?
No.248406
Anonymous
>>248405
God forbid a man have hobbies.
No.248407
Anonymous
Replies:>>248409>>248410
Image:175260122322.png(240kB, 778x534)tumblr_d6982667489456faf7032f553ca7dd90_78b33353_1280.png
No.248408
Anonymous
>>248398
To Golden horde
No.248409
Anonymous
>>248407
I remember when people drew this all the time in October and November 2023 back when I didn't understand it, I still don't understand it
No.248410
Anonymous
>>248407
Emily was tweaking all the time
No.248411
Anonymous
did you hear it already
No.248412
Anonymous
Replies:>>248415>>248416>>248419>>248420
So do you think drones are repaired, or do they just naturally heal to an extent?
All I have on that end is drones having a hospital and Uzi just being bandaged in the pilot, but that's the pilot. I don't think repairs are ever mentioned, nor is healing.
No.248413
Anonymous
>>248398
Food
No.248414
Anonymous
>>248291
Damn
No.248415
Anonymous
Replies:>>248420>>248427
>>248412
Worker drone oil is a liquid medium for repair nanites that repair micro damages to internal components that build up from general use
Anything major like a broken visor or a shattered chassis requires replacement parts
A drone with frequently replaced oil will not show signs of corrosion or wear and tear on their internals
No.248416
Anonymous
Image:175260420430.gif(2.13MB, 498x342)murder-drones-alice (1).gif
>>248412
>repaired or just naturally heal
I believe there is some natural healing for extremely minor things but that has no proof at all, except that it could be possible if they can get the core to do it but realistically that's far too risky to develop. It's just based on Thad being stabbed in the pilot and being well soon after and me not being able to see bunkertards opening one another up and fixing things but tbh we know that's what has to happen.
>don't think repairs are ever mentioned
Not verbally but we get to see Alice fix her finger onscreen, of course she has way more experience with these things than probably anyone else on Copper-9 (and being a ZD could possibly have some impact but that's pure speculation, take for example not shutting down at a cracked visor which we saw Alice and Cyn with but the butler stabbed by James got FATAL ERROR'd from the same or similiar damage. A lost finger definitely irrelevant enough to not cause fatal error in anybody but who knows), but Alice's hardware and that of every other Workerdrone are near identical so we know drones were either designed with repair in mind or it was a lucky remnant from their massproduction and easy assembly (a single built in screw being tightened is enough to physically hold the joint, seal it[oil] and restore sense of touch (assuming these 'fingerprint' areas have touch at least, likely the entire surface of a drone to varying degrees) and movement).
So imo, going just with what we see and seems most logical, drones only get repairs which are conveniently easy due to their design if we look past stupid death causes (like a stabbed screen or broken neck, which doesn't hinder a drone from functioning but still gives them fatal error). I am not Liam tho so maybe that area was conveniently left unexplained (at least explicitly).
The bandage was probably larp but tbh I'd prefer if there was at least minor regeneration capacity like for scratches or so
No.248417
Anonymous
Replies:>>248418>>248422
Image:175260519309.png(1.22MB, 1957x7422)M(ango)-Cups.png
>>247551
>In case any of you wondered about the discrepancies between Tessa’s and Cynwalker’s “assets”

>>247539
More fruit jokes. For anyone who doesn’t know, the fandom outside of 4chan memes about Cyn being obsessed with mangos (I have no idea where it came from and why they find it so funny.) But iit fit the fruit theme, so enjoy.
No.248418
Anonymous
>>248417
Holy kek, good job
No.248419
Anonymous
Replies:>>248427
>>248412
personally i believe that worker drones have a tiny pocket of nanites within them that are capable of repairing minor damage like cuts and holes in their chassis or scratches in their visor. almost like a robotic version of what weve got going on
No.248420
Anonymous
Replies:>>248427
>>248415
>>248412
WD "Oil" is supercooled
No.248421
Anonymous
I will eat a drone. I don't care that they're made of metal and filled with toxic material. They just look too good not to eat.
No.248422
Anonymous
>>248417
kek
No.248423
Anonymous
Replies:>>248440
>>248349
Soft drone tummy...
No.248424
Anonymous
Replies:>>248425>>248426
>wake up
>feel an unusual tickling on your skin and a strange slurping sound
>open your eyes
>a worker drone is kneeling at your bedside, your arm draped over her shoulders with her head buried in your armpit
>her wide drone tongue laps up and down your human skin
>her optics flicker to you, widening, before returning back to your armpit, her tongue lapping quicker for the scant few seconds she has before she gets punished
No.248425
Anonymous
>>248424
🤢🤮
No.248426
Anonymous
>>248424
It's 6am go back to fucking sleep!
No.248427
Anonymous
Replies:>>248441
>>248415
>>248419
>>248420
According to some concept art, before Liam decided on microsingularity-powered CPUs, the cause of the zombie drone phenomenon and the potential linkage to Vore Satan that came with it was that the drones' "oil' was actually the Old Blood or some shit along those lines.
No.248428
Anonymous
Image:175260859791.jpg(379kB, 1951x2048)174516398836.jpg
>>248385
>No way for it to open
This is a serious design flaw, how will he be able to engage in bloodplay? How will he get head from the N?
No.248429
Anonymous
Replies:>>248430>>248432>>248434
Image:175260869307.png(204kB, 495x847)white rabbit.png
bunnyyyy ^.^
No.248430
Anonymous
>>248429
Mm.
Dinner.
No.248431
Anonymous
>>248386
I think those who *were* mentally well already left.
No.248432
Anonymous
>>248429
SEX
SEX WITH HUMAN MEN
No.248433
Anonymous
Just the Two of Us | Disco Elysium - Edityoutube thumb
Bonnie and Jane type shit
No.248434
Anonymous
>>248429
uuuuoooohhhh
No.248436
Anonymous
Image:175260975961.png(7kB, 200x200)SmileDrone_Look.png
Hello Friends, do you want a new Thread, here, I made this just for you!
>>248435 >>248435
>>248435 >>248435
>>248435 >>248435
>>248435 >>248435
>>248435 >>248435
>>248435 >>248435
No.248440
Anonymous
>>248423
Soft zone bumpy...
No.248441
Anonymous
>>248427
It's most definitely no oil we have irl, it's extremely viscous and at times looks almost chunky
No.248491
Anonymous
Image:175261974849.jpg(681kB, 2193x1660)IMG_9203.jpeg
>>248272
>>248304
Women ☕️
No.248499
Anonymous
Image:175262248166.gif(189kB, 640x448)sth2-Epstein_Island.gif
>>248391
>The Epstein island
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