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No.248435
Murder Drones (#249)Anonymous
Image:175260970354.png(80kB, 434x433)Keeter the Drone.png
Hello Friends, my lovely Friends!
I hope you are doing well and I hope this day is amazing for you. Today we talk about Drones, like always do, but it is nice to talk about them, is it not? Drones, and Thread related accessories.
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The popular OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
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No.248437
Anonymous
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Just the Two of Us | Disco Elysium - Edityoutube thumb
Bonnie and Jane type shit
No.248438
Anonymous
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Manufactured for human milfs.
No.248439
Anonymous
Replies:>>248446>>248448
Image:175261134289.png(1.22MB, 1957x7422)M(ango)-Cups.png
Reposting for visibility
>>247551
>In case any of you wondered about the discrepancies between Tessa’s and Cynwalker’s “assets”

>>247539
More fruit jokes. For anyone who doesn’t know, the fandom outside of 4chan memes about Cyn being obsessed with mangos (I have no idea where it came from and why they find it so funny.) But it fit the fruit theme, so enjoy.
No.248442
Anonymous
Video:175261166526.mp4(458kB / 0:00:13 / avc1, 1350x978)6219a79c8694cff2e2fb6187f08be485.mp4
>>248437
No.248443
Anonymous
Image:175261191834.png(3kB, 409x190)jonesandwifey.png
dont trust the rabbit.
No.248444
Anonymous
>>248429
adorable! precious! 😭!
No.248445
Anonymous
DO NOT. TRUST THE RABBIT.
No.248446
Anonymous
>>248439
Kek, very nice work anon
No.248447
Anonymous
Replies:>>248449>>248481
Image:175261246679.png(391kB, 890x781)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 465e590e15f7fc4b8305eda79c819681.png
The harrowing tale of a young conscript, a fragile princess, and lotsa spaghetti:
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>>247153
>>247453
>>247454
>>247458
>>247799
>>247814
>>248226
>>248311
No.248448
Anonymous
Replies:>>248451
>>248439
M M M M MANGO!?!@?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
No.248449
Anonymous
Replies:>>248450
>>248447
Is the final post here the last part or are you writing more?
No.248450
Anonymous
>>248449
It's not even close to being finished.
No.248451
Anonymous
Replies:>>248452
>>248448
Put the still water down🔥
No.248452
Anonymous
Replies:>>248455
>>248451
WHAT THE HELLY IS GOING ON IN OHIO!? YO, LIL MANGO, COME TELL US WHATS GOING ON IN OHIO BLUD
No.248453
Anonymous
Replies:>>248454>>248493>>248604
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was playing with colors again and I accidentally made this.
No.248454
Anonymous
Replies:>>248456
>>248453
Bro learned how editing works💀😭
No.248455
Anonymous
Image:175261352373.jpg(390kB, 920x1054)Spoiler image
>>248452
What the helly? What the hellyelly? What the hellyante?
In OHIO you need to be a looksmaxxed sigma with a mewingstreak and cantal tilt so you can rizz the level five gyatts and be like Patrick Bateman but look out for the Gus. Gus who? AMON- Big ChunGUS🥵🥵🥵👁️🦷👁️✋😩🤚
No.248456
Anonymous
Replies:>>248457
Image:175261359521.jpg(1.09MB, 1456x1353)IMG_1789.jpeg
>>248454
For real, I just found about the “Tonal curve” and it’s like this graph that changes color tones when you move it around. Brightening it up reveals this. Holy fuck it’s like something from vita carnis
No.248457
Anonymous
Replies:>>248459
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>>248456
Das rite
No.248458
Anonymous
Image:175261395497.jpg(113kB, 736x674)IMG_20250715_231219.jpg
Bitey
No.248459
Anonymous
>>248457
Jesus Christ the eyes look so realistic
No.248460
Anonymous
Replies:>>248462>>248464>>248469>>248472>>248482
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this meme of editing pictures was kinda funny at first but has gotten annoying insanely fast
No.248461
Anonymous
that scares you?
No.248462
Anonymous
>>248460
Glad I'm not the only one who sees this.
No.248463
Anonymous
Replies:>>248468>>248470>>248471>>248475>>248597>>248601
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>with the hive growing and food supplies dwindling, oogis venture further and further to find food and material
>these brave oogis will lay their eyes on things never before seen by their tribe
>the oogi, on a scouting mission, has found an extraordinary prize
>an unblemished marshmallow, nearly the size of her body
>the oogi takes a bite, smiles, and rubs her belly
>this great gift could feed her growing tribe for a day... or
>the oogi shuffles around, her tiny optical lights looking left and right
>or perhaps the oogi will keep it for herself
>the oogi rolls the marshmallow into a small hollow, covering her prize with debris to hide it
>little does she know, the food situation at her hive is growing desparate
>when she returns empty handed, her hungry hive will deem her existence ancillary to their needs
>as she waddles into her hive tired from a day of exploring, a hungry mob will devour her instead
>her marshmallow prize will remain hidden, the hive devouring itself until a sustainable size is reached
No.248464
Anonymous
>>248460
Shaddupuzi and bring me a coffee
No.248465
Anonymous
Replies:>>248467>>248483>>248613
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aw yeah
No.248466
Anonymous
What do different parts of a drone taste like to a human?
And any idea ehat their neckmaterial could be? Just a recoloured rubberesque material like their waist or would it feel sturdier, due to the segments?
No.248467
Anonymous
>>248465
If it brings us closer to season 2 I guess
No.248468
Anonymous
Replies:>>248470
>>248463
This Oogi is well fed and hardy, it will prevail against its withered foes.
No.248469
Anonymous
>>248460
I don't get what you mean. What editing pictures meme?
No.248470
Anonymous
>>248463
>>248468
I won't tolerate a single ooger on my property. The Joblin Task Force has been deployed.
No.248471
Anonymous
>>248463
She will get what she deserves.
No.248472
Anonymous
Replies:>>248474>>248476>>248480
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>>248460
TBH it was a meme at first but now this is in horror territory.
I am getting bored though so here’s 3 for last
No.248473
Anonymous
Replies:>>248484>>248487>>248488>>248489
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liddol baby
No.248474
Anonymous
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>>248472
Nigga, if you are trying to make me hate the sight of these characters, you are succeeding.
No.248475
Anonymous
Replies:>>248477
>>248463
>The oogs are starving
God damn it, they will try to raid my vee hives again
No.248476
Anonymous
>>248472
Looks like something ITanon would make
No.248477
Anonymous
Replies:>>248478
>>248475
>he doesn't have a Joblin Task Force
lol
lmao
No.248478
Anonymous
Replies:>>248479>>248485
>>248477
What part of Vee hives do you not understand? The Vees will get agitated and start producing less vax if a single joblin shows up
No.248479
Anonymous
Replies:>>248485
>>248478
I meant wax, don't worry the Vees have not developed the ability to produce vaccines to my knowledge
No.248480
Anonymous
>>248472
Left and right are literally creepypasta characters
No.248481
Anonymous
>>248447
Awwww
No.248482
Anonymous
>>248460
It's amazing
No.248483
Anonymous
>>248465
This is just post-Solver humanity
No.248484
Anonymous
>>248473
Into the cannon. It will be our projectile.
No.248485
Anonymous
>>248478
>>248479
>Construct Vee hive
>Collect vax
>Get blood clots
No.248486
Anonymous
Replies:>>248500
So, do the humans send anyone to Copper-9 like Uzi sends her kids on vacation (accompanied by J) to the Trappist system? Maybe that's how this timeline's version of Anon meets Beretta, if so.
No.248487
Anonymous
>>248473
Awwww
No.248488
Anonymous
>>248473
awwwwwww
No.248489
Anonymous
Replies:>>248490
>>248473
So... do I... do I sit on it?
No.248490
Anonymous
>>248489
>Pingu
No.248492
Anonymous
Replies:>>248498>>248583
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>>248272
>>248304
Women ☕️
No.248493
Anonymous
>>248453
spoopy
No.248494
Anonymous
Replies:>>248502
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continuation of >>247618
even more jugg and masqy. and jones.

>After having suffered through the most nerve-wracking walk he'd ever been on, juggernaut number 457 finally reunited with the juggersquad. A sense of relief washed over him upon stepping foot onto the shoddy little temporary camp his brothers had set up.
>The peace and quiet that he had gotten so used to was replaced with a cacophony of deep voices, all discussing something stupid. On any other day, he'd feel a terrible, very realistic migraine coming on, but today... it felt good to see them again, which perplexed him quite a bit. Why did he feel so happy all of a sudden?
>As much as he disliked his peers, he no doubt loved them just as much, if not more, as paradoxical as that may be. No matter how obnoxious they were, the companionship they provided him was simply invaluable.
>His fellow juggernauts immediately paused their game of cards, looked up and cheered for his arrival, though they soon fell silent once they noticed what he had brought with him. Now was the moment of truth...

>"...Is that what I think it is, dude?" One of them asked, pointing at the little one.
>"Yes. A worker drone."
>Silence.
>...They cheered even louder than before, a surprising reaction. N457 wiped a nonexistent bead of sweat off his forehead, while Masqy buried her face in her hands.
>The squad quickly surrounded them, overwhelming the pair with chit-chat.
>"Where did you find one like this?"
>"Dude, give her the rifle, the rifle!"
>"Is it sentient or...?"
>Eventually, they forced them into crowd surfing and began chanting "ONE OF US, ONE OF US!" while N457 insisted they be careful with the newcomer.
>And that's when the commander showed up to put a stop to the fun.

>JUGGERNAUT NUMBERRRRR 457! ABOUT GOD DAMN TIME!
>The juggernauts carefully place Masqy back down, then drop N457 on his ass. Everyone stands at attention, even Masqy.
>WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? BETTER YET, WHAT IN THE WORLD HAVE YOU BROUGHT TO SHOW AND TELL TODAY?
>"She's a worker drone, sir, I saved her from a-"
>"NOW, WHY OH WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT US A LIL' WD?
>"She was about to die so I rescued her. That a good enough reason for you?"
>DID I JUST HEAR ATTITUDE FROM YOU? SO YOU'VE GROWN A PAIR, HUH?!
>"...Apologies, commander, I didn't mean to offend..." He paused for a moment, rethinking his approach, "Listen, I carried her all this way with good cause... She's different... We need to get this drone off this hellhole of a planet as soon as possible, or else she'll-"
>SON, DOES MY PATENTED MOBILE JONES CANNON LOOK LIKE A SPACESHIP TO YOU? BEST I CAN DO IS GIVE HER A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE MOON.
>"Then... Then what about the green division? They could help, if anyone can relocate her, it's them!"
>YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MIND TO EVEN SUGGEST THAT. I TAKE YOU IN, I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER NEED: GUNS, EXPLOSIONS, FRIENDSHIP... AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA REPAY ME BY RUNNIN' OFF TO CALEB AND KISSING HIS ASS IN HOPES OF A HANDOUT?
>"What's with you and him anyways? We're all on the same side, aren't we? don't you think it's time you, uh, squashed the beef?"
>THAT ASSHOLE TRIED TO GET ME EXECUTED SO MANY TIMES I LOST COUNT. HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE ME A GOOD OL' RESET, JUST WENT STRAIGHT TO KILLIN'. IF HE FIGURES OUT YOU'RE ONE OF MINE...
>"Then what am I supposed to, Jones? Let her go off and die on her own?! Can she at least stay with me?"
>OH, SURE, KEEP HER AROUND, MAKE SURE SHE GETS VAPORIZED IN A BALL OF FIRE WHEN HELLFIRE RAINS DOWN ON US. GOOD IDEA, SON. WITH A MIND LIKE THAT, YOU MIGHT JUST BECOME THE SECOND SCIENCENAUT HERE!

>N457's eyes narrowed as he glared at the commander, not annoyed or frustrated, but infuriated by the unfair treatment. Jones had left him with no options, just what the hell was he supposed to come up with? No way he'd give her up that easily.
>Jones was quick to notice his soldier's anger, approaching him and staring him down with dilated pupils. One more word out of him and N457 might've done the unthinkable and decked the bastard right in the face.
>DO YOU HATE ME?
>"...What?" His violent urges instantly subsided, too bemused to act them out.
>I SAID, DO YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOW? DO YOU THINK OF ME AS FOE, NOT FRIEND? DO YOU WANT ME DEAD?
>"I'm not doing this." The big man turned to walk away, but was immediately stopped in his tracks by Jones placing his hand on his shoulder.
>SON, BELIEVE ME, I UNDERSTAND YOU... BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME! THIS MAY SEEM A LITTLE HARSH, BUT... IT'S BEST IF YOU... WELL, AVOID GETTING ATTACHED TO ANYTHING FROM NOW ON.
>>"Too late for that..." N457 thought to himself, before snapping out of it. Jones patted him on the shoulder.
>I JUST DON'T WANT HER TO TURN TO DUST IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES, Y'KNOW? ...YOU'VE ALREADY LOST ENOUGH, SOLDIER.

>Masqy stares at N457, confused. Just who was her savior?
No.248495
Anonymous
Replies:>>248496>>248497
Molly's cottoncandy flavored milk
No.248496
Anonymous
Replies:>>248501>>248624
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>>248495
>Molly looking at a billboard of herself with giant tits (balloons) advertising pink milk.
No.248497
Anonymous
>>248495
I don’t trust clown milk
Not after the incident
No.248498
Anonymous
>>248492
Kek.
No.248500
Anonymous
>>248486
You'll see.
No.248501
Anonymous
>>248496
Heh
No.248502
Anonymous
Replies:>>248538
>>248494
How does Masqy sound?
No.248503
Anonymous
Replies:>>248507>>248508>>248509
>exploiting Pavo's hyper-sensitive prostate for an infinite orgasm
>listening to him paint the floor with his cum like a hose while he pants and drools all over the floor, desperately trying to stay conscious
>Pavo's orgasm finally coming to an end as he bootloops and collapses into a pool of his own sticky cum, his fat ass high in the air
No.248504
Anonymous
Replies:>>248505>>248506
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So considering Lizzy is taking Doll's body to school every day-even putting it on her left where Doll used to sit-and is almost certainly responsible for the single shrouded body at Doll's family's dining room table in the credits, what do you think is more likely to be Lizzy's reaction to running into ghost Doll: "hysterical paroxysm of remorse and confession of wrongdoing" or "thinking she's about to suffer a horrible death by J-horror ghost and wordlessly submitting to what she thinks is her fate, then being surprised and slightly disappointed when she realizes Doll's not there to kill her"?
No.248505
Anonymous
>>248504
Both.
No.248506
Anonymous
>>248504
the cruelest thing doll could do is ignore her
No.248507
Anonymous
>>248503
Holy kek, it's disgusting but god it's kek.
No.248508
Anonymous
Replies:>>248510
>>248503
How much worse would his self control issues become when he gets pregnant?
No.248509
Anonymous
Replies:>>248511>>248512
>>248503
easy way to make some quick cash at the sperm bank
No.248510
Anonymous
>>248508
Yes
No.248511
Anonymous
Replies:>>248514
>>248509
Why do they need so much? Are they going to eat it?
No.248512
Anonymous
Replies:>>248515>>248517
>>248509
Why pay for sentinel spunk when you can get it for free? Just go up to Pavo and stick your thumb up his butt.
No.248513
Anonymous
Replies:>>248516>>248614
Murder Drones but every character is a drono dwarfus retardus.
No.248514
Anonymous
>>248511
look man, I give the drone at the counter the bird batter, she gives me the cash– neither of us asks any questions. soon as we part ways she can bathe in the shit for all I care
No.248515
Anonymous
Replies:>>248521>>248522
>>248512
you think you can just sneak up on an experimental sentinel? nah, nothing's going up Pavo's pristine poopchute unless he wants it there
No.248516
Anonymous
Replies:>>248519>>248520
>>248513
>oogi waddles outside the bunker to look for berri
>wanders into the murder spire, puts the glowing green battery in her mouth because she thinks it might be food
>she's spotted by Enn, who drops from the ceiling and 'tags' her 'it' because he wants to play
>oogi shoots him with her tiny railgun
No.248517
Anonymous
Replies:>>248518
>>248512
every character? because if Cyn is a retard she's probably not gonna drive mankind to extinction.
No.248518
Anonymous
>>248517
Cyn is Cyntipede here
No.248519
Anonymous
>>248516
>Oogi is ousted by the arrival of Drono Dwarfus Laborator, commonly known as the Joblin
No.248520
Anonymous
Replies:>>248599
>>248516
This implies a drono dwarfus retardius equivalent to Khan. Kon?
No.248521
Anonymous
>>248515
>If you try to put anything in Pavo's ass without his permission, he'll just clench his cheeks
>Hard
>Very. Hard
>Your arm will will literally fall apart into its constituent pieces from the force of his butt press, he's a fucking absolute war machine, what are you even thinking, moron?!
No.248522
Anonymous
Replies:>>248523>>248524
>>248515
>implying Pavo isn't a degenerate coomer
>implying Pavo wouldn't let you sneak up behind him so he can 'accidentally' cum buckets while in public before bootlooping with his dumptruck ass in the air for more public use
No.248523
Anonymous
>>248522
>public use
Pavo will very clearly explain to the silly disassembly drones that "public" means "only for techanon."

They will never ask such silly questions again.
No.248524
Anonymous
>>248522
he's a fag, not a slut. even at his horniest he only has eyes for his beloved techanon
No.248525
Anonymous
Replies:>>248528>>248530
Video:175262649341.webm(316kB / 0:00:05 / vp8, 320x240)1744447031473228.webm
God hates fags and fagposters
No.248527
Anonymous
Replies:>>248529
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No.248528
Anonymous
Replies:>>248531
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>>248525
She's definitely not against Yaoi.
No.248529
Anonymous
>>248527
Me & my bunny
No.248530
Anonymous
Replies:>>248557
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>>248525
>"sorry, what was that anon? I couldn't hear you over the clap of my asscheeks"
No.248531
Anonymous
Replies:>>248536
Image:175262710647.png(287kB, 1030x1288)it's an expression of pain.png
>>248528
>someone actually capped one of my funposts
No.248532
Anonymous
Replies:>>248534
>makes ur drone big and round
No.248533
Anonymous
Replies:>>248535
bowling ball
No.248534
Anonymous
>>248532
rubbing my drone's big round belly
No.248535
Anonymous
>>248533
GETS THROWN INTO THE PIT
No.248536
Anonymous
>>248531
Kiss Amda!
No.248537
Anonymous
Replies:>>248546
Masqy isn't around so I can say Masqy thighjob.
No.248538
Anonymous
Replies:>>248541>>248556>>248558
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>>248502
my current voice claim for her is wildberry princess from adventure time
Adventure Time - Jake and Finn visit Wildberry Princess (@0:24)youtube thumb
it's not exact (ideally masqy's voice is a little more soft and less exaggerated) but its really close to what i have in mind
No.248539
Anonymous
masqy footjob
No.248540
Anonymous
SHIT
No.248541
Anonymous
>>248538
Destroy the drone
No.248542
Anonymous
Replies:>>248545
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Images you no longer remember the context of.
No.248543
Anonymous
Replies:>>248544
feeding masqy a borger
No.248544
Anonymous
>>248543
>Masqy dies from internal congestion because drones can't eat people food, silly.
No.248545
Anonymous
>>248542
What in the world
No.248546
Anonymous
Replies:>>248553
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>>248537
HUH
No.248547
Anonymous
Replies:>>248548>>248587
Injecting Masqy with robo-testosterone to help her grow.
No.248548
Anonymous
Replies:>>248549>>248550
>>248547
>Masqy becomes a robo bulldyke and breaks up with Juggernaut
No.248549
Anonymous
Replies:>>248551>>248555
>>248548
>Masqy's personality does a 180 now that she's bigger than everyone else
>bullies any man (all of them) smaller and weaker than her
No.248550
Anonymous
Replies:>>248552
>>248548
>Masqy's sexuality remains intact however she becomes far more aggressive.
>Sexually.
No.248551
Anonymous
Replies:>>248555
>>248549
>immediately folds when bullied by a strong-willed worker drone
No.248552
Anonymous
>>248550
>It also renders her infertile and extra prone to code-cancer.
No.248553
Anonymous
>>248546
Masqy wasn't supposed to be around for that. Guess she'll start wearing pants.
No.248554
Anonymous
Masqy has a bow, therefore she is a solver-host.
No.248555
Anonymous
Replies:>>248565
Image:175263063026.png(180kB, 615x698)red masqy.png
>>248549
>>248551
this is just enforcer masqy
No.248556
Anonymous
>>248538
Cute!
No.248557
Anonymous
Replies:>>248559>>248560
>>248530
Where did the N's ass joke come from?
No.248558
Anonymous
>>248538
CUTE
No.248559
Anonymous
>>248557
nothing
No.248560
Anonymous
>>248557
His ass clips through his coat in one scene.
No.248561
Anonymous
Replies:>>248562>>248563>>248564>>248568
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Dingus gremlin
No.248562
Anonymous
>>248561
Doorman genes at work...
No.248563
Anonymous
>>248561
>A 3-foot tall Uzi looking like this appears in your room
>There is nothing you can do
No.248564
Anonymous
>>248561
Goober!
No.248565
Anonymous
Replies:>>248567
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>>248555
enforcer masqy is just phi, they have the same hat
No.248566
Anonymous
Replies:>>248572
I don't physically want to fuck drones, like I don't lust after them, but spiritually, I want to fuck drones. Same exact scenarios, but somehow the feeling's completely different.
I suppose I yearn for drones more than I crave them.
No.248567
Anonymous
>>248565
Wrong.
>If you try to boop Phi, she will attack you
>If you boop Enforsqy, she will reprimand you, then hold her hands up to her lack of nose and blush when you're not looking
No.248568
Anonymous
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>>248561
No.248569
Anonymous
drone that's scaled up to human height but with no change to proportions so it looks like a living mascot costume
No.248570
Anonymous
Replies:>>248571>>248573>>248574>>248584>>248588
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No.248571
Anonymous
>>248570
Do NOT get your oil from this drone.
No.248572
Anonymous
>>248566
I don't physically want to fuck drones. I just want to pick one up, take it to my bed, hold it for several hours, then debate whether or not I should kill it to delete my "search history."
No.248573
Anonymous
>>248570
momoi drone...?!
No.248574
Anonymous
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>>248570
gutter oil drone
No.248575
Anonymous
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What if mutants?
No.248576
Anonymous
Replies:>>248577
Uzi is jewish.
No.248577
Anonymous
Replies:>>248579
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>>248576
Yes
And there's only one way to solve the (((Doorman))) problem
No.248578
Anonymous
Replies:>>248580>>248581>>248589>>248591>>248594
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what if dubs was a tiny little fairy
No.248579
Anonymous
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>>248577
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.248580
Anonymous
>>248578
Get the fly swatter.
No.248581
Anonymous
Replies:>>248582
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>>248578
Just go towards the light little guy.
No.248582
Anonymous
>>248581
Don't forget the Masqyfly repellant
No.248583
Anonymous
>>248492
fugue you idiot don't encourage her
No.248584
Anonymous
Replies:>>248586>>248588>>248592
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>>248570
No.248585
Anonymous
Replies:>>248596
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No.248586
Anonymous
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>>248584
>walking near a chinese drone
>see a liveleak logo in the corner of your vision
No.248587
Anonymous
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>>248547
No.248588
Anonymous
>>248570
>>248584
Welcome to the rice fields | Filthy Frankyoutube thumb
No.248589
Anonymous
>>248578
His fat ass is NOT flying
No.248590
Anonymous
I put molli in the pizzaplex and she immediately got into a fight with a certain BPDemon wolf
No.248591
Anonymous
>>248578
Fatty
No.248592
Anonymous
>>248584
>I'll use my credit card
Classic ep
South Park - Chinese mock Americansyoutube thumb
No.248593
Anonymous
Replies:>>248595>>248598>>248602>>248603>>248607
Your fortune: Godly Luck

FUCK YOU!

>turns your OC into a drono dawrfus retardus
No.248594
Anonymous
>>248578
>If you call him fat his dust turns carcinogenic and gives you every kind of cancer
No.248595
Anonymous
>>248593
no!
No.248596
Anonymous
>>248585
Pudge!
No.248597
Anonymous
>>248463
Stupid ooger. The marshmallow will harden eventually and no longer edible she has doomed her hive because of her selfishness. The bitch.
No.248598
Anonymous
>>248593
MOLLI NOOOOO!
No.248599
Anonymous
Replies:>>248600
>>248520
What would a kon’s personality be?
No.248600
Anonymous
>>248599
Doors.
No.248601
Anonymous
>>248463
David Attenborough would be proud
No.248602
Anonymous
>>248593
Negoobs:
>like Duls, Lizzus, Enns, Bugrettas, Unnons
>terrified of Oogis (which makes it hard for them to find Bugrettas)
No.248603
Anonymous
>>248593
BUGGY, THE OOGI SLAYER!*

Not to be confused with Buggydwones
No.248604
Anonymous
>>248453
neat
No.248605
Anonymous
My bugretta screams whenever I don't have Mollys Playhouse reruns playing
How do I fix this?
No.248606
Anonymous
Replies:>>248610>>248611
It's been a while since we've gotton any doll lovemaking content...
No.248607
Anonymous
Replies:>>248608
>>248593
>Lyla
>Did you forget about her?
>Now she's small, but her claws are just as sharp.
>Her tail is full of anesthetic now, too, making things so much easier.
>Don't worry, the scars will be hard to notice. Just let her root around in there a bit. Everything will be where it belongs when she's done.
>Not like you have a choice. You'll fall asleep sooner or later.
No.248608
Anonymous
>>248607
>Lyla
??
No.248609
Anonymous
Replies:>>248621
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>with their limited abilities, venturing out of the hive for an oogi is the equivalent of a human going to the zone in A Roadside Picnic
>digging through unfathomable alien technologies callously thrown aside as trash to be repurposed
>most die in terrible ways they cannot comprehend, but the promise of riches and berris means there is a never-ending stream of oogis seeking to strike it big
>oogis whisper of a being that can grant one's any desire
>and the terrible fates of those oogis who are destroyed by what they wish for
No.248610
Anonymous
Replies:>>248612>>248615
>>248606
>You were new to the colony.
>Which is why you were surprised when one of the drones, "Lizzy", said her friend had a crush on you.
>She'd set you up with a blind date.
>Problem is you're not really into drones.
>They're more like... kids made out of metal. Kind of stupid kids at that.
>But a date doesn't really mean anything and you'd hate to step on mechanical toes in your first few weeks there.
>So, not wanting to offend anyone, you agree to a blind date.
>Which is why you are currently seated at a somewhat nice restaurant across from a... drone's corpse.
>It's wearing a very pretty dress.
>And its chest is torn open.
>You hear a phone's camera ping as a photo is taken, and find Lizzy there.
>"Anon, Doll. Doll, you totally know Anon. Well, I'll leave you two alone. Have fun~"
>Before you can answer, or verify whether or not this is a prank, Lizzy is gone.
>Leaving you with the corpse.
>And everyone else around you... pretending like everything is normal.
>...
No.248611
Anonymous
>>248606
I'm currently writing some Doll Lovemaking Content™
No.248612
Anonymous
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>>248610
MOAR
No.248613
Anonymous
>>248465
Oh yeah, that show exists
No.248614
Anonymous
>>248513
Sounds like a nature documentary
No.248615
Anonymous
Replies:>>248622
>>248610
>When you turn back around, you feel something rest on your hand.
>The corpse... has its hand on yours.
>You didn't see, or hear it move.
>It definitely isn't a functional drone, you can literally see its internal components and none of them are live.
>But you're no technician so... you roll with it.
>"Uh, hi? Hello."
>The corpse doesn't answer. Obviously. It's a corpse.
>And you are becoming more and more sure this is some kind of elaborate prank.
>As you contemplate how to get out of this, he waiter moves up to take your order.
>"Sup new guy." The waiter, a surprisingly California-esque drone says as he nods to you, then the corpse. "Sup Doll."
>"Ohhh, so... you two know each other?" You ask.
>He winks at you. "Small bunker. Pretty much all of us went to class together."
>"Uhuh. So gonna guess you're all big on pranks." You say, deadpan.
>"Oh. No. Nooooo." The waiter says in response. "No Uzi outlawed them after 'the incident'."
>"The incident?"
>"The incident." The waiter says with finality. "See." He points at a sign hanging nearby which lists several rules."
>At the bottom of which, sure enough, is what he's talking about.
>[No killing.] [No stealing.] [No shirts, no shoes, no wig, no service.][No pranks.]
>That last one was bolded, and underlined.
>"Haha yeah. Lots of people died." The waiter continues. "Anyway, what can I getcha?"
>You know what, screw it, prank or not you're going to lean into this.
>"Ladies first." You gesture to your date.
>The waiter turns to Doll, and looks back to you.
>"You know she's dead, right bro?"
>Seeing some semblance of sanity, you grab the waiter and bring him in close. "Yes! What gives? Lizzy set me up on a date and-"
>"Ohhhhhh... a daaaate." The waiter says. "I getcha. Don't worry, I'll help ya out new guy."
>"What?"
>Without another word the waiter moves off and returns with several candles, wine, and two salads. One made out of salad, one made out of metal chips.
>And of course, by the time you look up from the meal, the corpse has moved. It now has its head in its hands, seemingly staring at you.
>Once is a coincidence, twice... something is happening...
>As you eat your... actually pretty decent, appetizer, the drones around you begin to filter out one by one.
>Some quite obviously forced out by your waiter.
>You're... not really sure what's happening.
>Until the lights turn off, plunging you into darkness.
>Leaving you just with the candles.
>And a corpse...
No.248620
Anonymous
Replies:>>248623
>>248618
>>248619
Kay srry
No.248621
Anonymous
>>248609
It’s literally this
ant cultyoutube thumb
No.248622
Anonymous
Replies:>>248625>>248630
>>248615
>"...Hello?" You say out into the darkness.
>Nothing answers.
>Then, you hear a giggle.
>"Hello!" You say more insistently.
>That of course does nothing to help.
>It's at this point you notice the corpse is gone.
>Your first instinct is to get up, and bolt for the door.
>However, you've seen enough horror movies and seen enough bullshit in the war to know that's probably a dumbass and ultimately useless idea.
>And, sure enough, you feel a soft hand land on your shoulder.
>"Oh, there you are." You say, as calmly as possible, assuming this is going to be your waiter or someone that'll give you a "boo" then flip on the lights.
>Instead, when you look up, you see red glowing eyes, and a wide, tooth filled smile.
>"Ohhhh." You say. "Solver stuff. I get it. Sorry."
>The creature... mutant? You're not really sure, people are still arguing about categorizations and labels for solver related phenomena.
>At this point everyone's just sort of accepted you now live in a universe where physics are a suggestion and reality is a bit more fluid than our species was used to.
>Seeing the creature's smile was fading, you remembered you were on a date.
>Not the kind you were expecting, but hey, no reason to be impolite.
>"Ah, great dress by the way?" You say.
>The creature blushes, a nearby lightbulb shatters.
>"Спасибо."
No.248623
Anonymous
Replies:>>248627
>>248620
Sorry Anon, Doll green person here, I didn't see what you posted but don't stop anything on my behalf.
No.248624
Anonymous
Replies:>>248626
>>248496
Clown milk is black idiot
No.248625
Anonymous
>>248622
Edge of my seat.
No.248626
Anonymous
>>248624
Should get that looked at
No.248627
Anonymous
Replies:>>248628
>>248623
It was about Pauline. She looks too much like tsuyu IMO and I think warts and boils would help make her look like a mutant. But I’m not gonna cry about how she doesn’t belong here because she deviates from the source material by a bit.
No.248628
Anonymous
Replies:>>248629
>>248627
Dude, please.
No.248629
Anonymous
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>>248628
I don’t hate pauline. She’s fine. I’m not gonna run to /co/ and complain about how you’re all furries who hate murder drones. But I like valentine because she looks creepier. And even I think she could benefit from different skin and an extra pair of arms.
No.248630
Anonymous
>>248622
>Conversation went a bit easier after that, though you'd needed to break out your phone to translate more than once.
>Your Russian was decent but not really conversational quite yet. More of a keeping in touch with your heritage, sort of thing.
>And, despite yourself, you kind of enjoyed the conversation. It reminded you of your parents who had drilled the language and culture into you from birth.
>Which led to a second date.
>And a third.
>And then several "accidental" meetups in dark maintenance hatches while you were working.
>Which led to...
>Heavy breathing and a liquid, ephemeral form, pressed close to your chest.
>"Αпɵп..."
[Anyone else feel free to take it from here I must sleep.]
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