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No.328910
Murder Drones (#332)Anonymous
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Is there a Drone that you truly fear? That makes you hide?

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No.328914
Anonymous
>>328910
Hollydrone
Pwetty…
No.328916
Anonymous
>>328911
This is why
No.328918
Anonymous
Replies:>>328929
>>328904
The frame wears out, but the drone itself, its soul—its core, specifically—I don't think so. Worker drones have cores that need to be properly disposed of to prevent them from becoming zombie drones. I think that, based on the use of sentinel drones, they will be treated not just as equals, but even exalted and recognized as individuals. Worker drones, on par with disassembly drones, will be recognized as equals. Plus, we need a working population after the genocide, and who makes a better worker, a drone or a man?

Regarding the emergence of new sentinel drones (and the emergence of new drones in general), I'm in favor of the procreation idea. Mainly for greens, of course, but I can justify my headcanon in the fact that worker drones have pillbabies, and disassembly drones (and therefore sentinels) have "solver magic" that can lead to a "more natural" birth of a pillbaby inside them (they also have meat inside). Overall, I believe each anon decides for themselves how this all plays out in their headcanon.
No.328919
Anonymous
>>328910
srsly Phoenix, is this supposed to be a Holly who put her brain in a robutt body or a Holly who was always a 4'something" robot?
No.328920
Anonymous
>>328919
She'll go with whatever makes you want to clang her more
No.328921
Anonymous
Replies:>>328925
>>328917
Does that mean that if you get a Sentinel Drone pregnant you get exiled and killed by the Sentinel?
No.328922
Anonymous
WAKE UP!
SENTINEL DRONES ARE JUST AS VULNERABLE TO SOLVER INFLUENCE AS ANY OTHER DRONE!
THEY'RE ALL TICKING TIME BOMBS!!!
WORKERS!
DISASSEMBLY!
SENTINEL!
ENFORCERS!
LABOR BOTS!
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM NEED TO GO!
No.328923
Anonymous
>>328915
As I recall, the main idea behind integrating disassembly drones is to keep them under control, because if they truly self-organize into drone states, they might return to the practice of devouring people. As it is, it's prohibited, and now only criminals do it.

And I completely agree that most of society will still hate DDs after this damn genocide. That's why the World Economic Forum has a crooked nose, lol.
No.328924
Anonymous
Image:177015296791.png(1.59MB, 1332x1655)Nurses.png
>>328922
Oh no! This man is mentally deranged! Thankfully we have medical professionals ready to help him!
No.328925
Anonymous
Replies:>>328930
>>328921
What? No, why? On the contrary, I think the government would do everything in its power to ensure that sentinel drones become pregnant and give birth to new sentinel drones (I liked Elf's story, where she became a sentinel drone because she had something very rare in her core that helped her resist the influence of the solver, so I made this my headcanon, that there are very few worker drones suitable for creating new sentinel drones).
No.328926
Anonymous
>>328922
>>328924
It's so sad to see someone overcome by such an illness. I hope the sweet nurse drones can help him.
No.328927
Anonymous
Image:177015316726.png(300kB, 1033x885)176301536147.png
>>328824
YOU ARE ANTON ANTONOVICH, ABOUT TO BE A STUDENT AT A PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY.
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FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR STUDIES, YOUR PARENTS ARE SCHEDULING YOU WITH YOUR EIGHTH-REVICE AUNTE ON YOUR GRANDFATHER-IN-LAW, YACHSMITOVNA, IN BLOCK 110-D3-4L-UP-K4, CLOSER TO THE UNI.
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ON THE EVE OF YOUR FIRST DAY, AUNT YACHSMITOVNA STRONGLY RECOMMENDS YOU TAKE A BRIQUETTE OF BELYAK WITH YOU.
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YOU LOOK AT HER CONFUSED AND ASK, "WHY?"
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- "Why? For the fare," - SHE ANSWERS.
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YOU HAVE NO LESS QUESTIONS, BUT YOU STILL TAKE THE BRIQUETTE OF WHITE CONCENTRATE.
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@
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NEXT SHIFT YOU BARELY MAKE IT IN TIME WHEN THE ELEVATOR TO ARRIVE AND JUMP INTO IT.
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YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY PARALYZED WITH HORROR: A GOOD PART OF THE ELEVATOR CABIN IS OCCUPATED BY THE HUGE CARCASS OF AN DRONE ARACHNE.
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YOU SCREAM AND TRY TO BACK UP, BUT THE DOOR HAS ALREADY CLOSED BEHIND YOU.
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YET, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PASSENGERS ARE TERRIFIED: EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU AND FEEDING ARACHNA HALF A BRIQUET OF WHITE CONCENTRATE.
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ARACHNA PURRING CONTENTLY.
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NATURALLY, YOU ASK THE GRANDPA STANDING NEARBY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.
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"Oh, that's Marusya, don't be afraid of her, she's tame!" - THE GRANDPA LAUGHS. - "She's already taken us on fifteen cycles! They refuse to build us a proper elevator, so we're stuck riding like this... hand over the fare, hand over!"
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ASKING WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T "PASS THE FARE."
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"Everyone who didn't pass the fare is taken over as the fare," - THE OLD MAN SHRUGS.
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MARUSYA SEEMS TO SMIL AND WINK AT YOU.
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WELL, ALL IN ALL, BETTER THAN BEING A LIQUIDATOR.
No.328928
Anonymous
I hope the text has become better.
No.328929
Anonymous
Replies:>>328940
>>328918
Why would Sentinels have Solver-flesh shenanigans going on? Wouldn't it make more sense if they could codeshare only (since they're specifically made to be completely incompatible with Solver) and humans just developed a device that converted the "human method of codesharing" into somethibg that the pillbaby/code recombination machine can make use of?
No.328930
Anonymous
>>328925
>this has nothing to do with the fact that the government is run by the Sentinel Corps
>pay no attention to the drone behind the curtain, beloved humie
No.328931
Anonymous
>>328910
Worker Holly!
A Workaholic!
No.328932
Anonymous
>>328924
can i fuck the nurses
or is that not in their recommended dose
No.328933
Anonymous
>>328890
so uh, Cyn, how exactly do you imagine Tessa "devouring galaxies" alongside you? because humans aren't really built for that
No.328934
Anonymous
>>328930
You vill clang ze drone and you vill be happy God I wish this was true IRL but our elites are more concerened with children for some reason
No.328935
Anonymous
Replies:>>328957
>>328930
i'm scared... i fear my sentinel wife isn't actually my wife at all
gotta pack my bags...
No.328936
Anonymous
Replies:>>328941
Image:177015374733.png(84kB, 1141x392)076ef323ed2a0919bf4a060f72006e05.png
>Born too early to be used by two tall sentinel drones to relieve stress
Fuck my life.
No.328937
Anonymous
Image:177015378698.jpg(187kB, 779x847)Cupid drone.jpg
>Cupid drone.
What crazy pairing you wanted to see. Or maybe you want to a soulmate drone for your self?
No.328938
Anonymous
Image:177015402480.png(1.51MB, 2000x2000)CRAZY.png
>>328937
>ou want to a soulmate drone for your self?
One pretend kraut wife pronto please, she should hug me and tell me everything will be alright
No.328939
Anonymous
Image:177015406292.png(1,001kB, 2000x2000)Spoiler image
>>328922
>this sentiment is not uncommon among the uninformed population post-war, who exclusively know about its start from the infamous "zombie drones" incidents and emergency broadcasts
>actual veterans of the war, however, know it's true
>just... not because the machines are vulnerable
>experience has taught them that everything; machine, man, animal, plant, stone, and steel alike; all is susceptible to the Absolute command of the Exponential End
>a few, those particularly learned or hopeful or foolish, believe the reports that Sentinels alone can stand against its might, that something in their nature or engineering or even their "soul" resists encroachment
>this almost true
>even the Sentinels themselves believe it
>but the flesh always has a way of finding invitation
No.328940
Anonymous
>>328929
It just seemed to me that under the influence of an otherworldly force, they could also have this kind of "mutation." It seems that sentinel drones are also connected to a power source, like Cyn, but we need to ask about this connection Phoenix: I myself, honestly, haven't really thought about it much, I just like that sentinel drones could get pregnant by humans.
No.328941
Anonymous
Image:177015409496.jpg(94kB, 1024x730)1736549229505783m.jpg
>>328936
>mfw born too late
No.328942
Anonymous
>>328930
This is literally paradise, oh my god, why can't sentinel drones rule us?!
No.328943
Anonymous
>>328937
>crazy pairing

Akita and anything fleshy please. I'm not picky, I just want to see her justify her Jim-Crow level flesh hatred while also having an organic BF.
No.328944
Anonymous
Replies:>>328967
>>328937
One strawberry drone, please
No.328945
Anonymous
Replies:>>328947
how risky would it be to create a tiermaker of drones that include our OCs?
No.328946
Anonymous
>>328937
> massive succubus womb tattoo
ofcourse
No.328947
Anonymous
Replies:>>328950
>>328945
one way or another, you'll called a faggot
No.328948
Anonymous
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>>328939
No.328949
Anonymous
Image:177015474747.png(149kB, 932x1280)1712462180503473.png
Drones that explode
No.328950
Anonymous
>>328947
call a faggot?
No.328951
Anonymous
No.328952
Anonymous
>>328949
She needs a resurgence
No.328953
Anonymous
Replies:>>328987
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YOU ARE J TESSOVNA, A REGULAR OFFICE DRONE, WORKING IN GIGAHRUSHCHACCOUNT.
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YOU ARE ENGAGED IN PRODUCING ACCOUNTING AND REPORTING EXPENSES ON EVERYTHING – FROM RENEWING BUTTONS ON LIQUIDATORS' COATS TO DELIVERING NEW LEATHER CHAIRS TO CHIEFBLOCKERS.
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AND ALL THIS CHANGES IN OIL CONCENTRATES – BECAUSE BEHIND ANY WORK THERE'S A DRONE, AND TO WORK, A DRONE NEEDS TO EAT.
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YOU WORK MONOTONOUSLY FOR YEARS, HAVING LEARNED TO KEEP UP TO DATE DEALING WITH THE DAILY PILE OF PAPER THAT ENDS UP ON YOUR DESK EVERY MORNING.
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BUT TODAY, IN HONOR OF THE 1,125TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE KOMSOMOL, YOU WILL BE INSTALLED IN YOUR OFFICES A EDM WITH THE ADVANCED COUNTING PROGRAM "USPEKH" (MS "SUCCESS").
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AND THE COURSES ON MASTERING IT WILL BE TEACHED BY NONE ELSE THAN THE FATHER OF ALL GOST HIMSELF, COMRADE KOMPYUTERENKO.
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ALL THE TYPISTS ARE REJOICING AS THEY HAND OVER THEIR OLD TYPEWRITERS, WITH WORN-OUT KEYS, ON WHICH THEY HAVE BEEN TYPING FROM MEMORY FOR FIVE YEARS, TO THE SCRAP YARD, AND DREAM OF HAVING A CULTURAL EXCHANGE WITH THE LEGENDARY GOSTSCRIBER.
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THE NEXT DAY, YOU BEGIN TO BE TRAINED HOW TO USE A EDM.
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WHILE THE REST OF YOUR COLLEAGUES ARE SUCCESSFULLY MAKING LOOK OUT WITH MS "USPEKH," YOU'RE MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE TO PAPER AND INK, AND EVERYTHING IS DIFFICULT.
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AND WHEN YOU LOSE ALL HOPE OF DESERVING COMRADE KOMPYUTERENKO' ATTENTION, HOW HE APPROACHES YOU PERSONALLY.
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-“Do you have a problem, Comrade J?” - HE ADDRESSES YOU PERSONALLY.
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NOT BELIEVING YOUR LUCK AND GATHERING YOUR WILLPOWER INTO A FIST, YOU HONESTLY TELL COMRADE KOMPYUTERENKO ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.
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AND HE, HAVING FOUND A PERSONAL APPROACH TO YOUR CASE, BEGINS TO CALMLY AND CLEARLY EXPLAIN AND SHOW YOU THE SECRETS OF COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY AND ITS SOFTWARE.
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YOU UNDERSTAND MORE AND MORE HOW EVERYTHING WORKS, AND NOW, AN HOUR LATER, UNDER HIS SATISFIED GAZE. YOUR MENTOR CALCULATES THE COST OF TIGHTENING ALL THE NUTS AT THE NUT-TIGHTENING FACTORY IN JUST A COUPLE OF MINUTES, EASILY REQUESTING ALL THE NECESSARY DATA FROM THE PARTY SERVER IN THE NERVONETWORK.
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AND, INSPIRED BY SUCH UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES, YOU ASK FOR PERMISSION TO CALCULATE WHAT HAS BEEN WORRYING YOU FOR LONG.
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COMRADE KOMPYUTERENKO NODS AFFIRMINGLY IN RESPONSE.
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YOU REQUEST AND ENTER A LOT OF DATA INTO THE "USPEKH" MS.
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CLEANUP SLIME FROM THE WALLS WITH A STANDARD RAKE.
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STIR IN THE VAT COUNTERCLOCKWISE, SLOWLY.
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MAKING THE PRODUCT "REGULAR PACKAGING, FROM THICK TINNER."
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AND MANY, MANY OTHER WORKS AND MATERIALS.
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ENTERING THE LAST DATA, PRESS "ENTER" AND SEE THE RESULT.
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THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION THAT HAS TORMENTED YOU ALL YOUR LIFE NOW ONLY BRINGS MORE QUESTIONS.
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BECAUSE YOU SEE THE ENTIRE JOURNEY, ALL THE COSTS, ALL THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES SOLUTIONS.
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WHEN YOU TRY TO ASK COMRADE KOMPYUTERENKO, HE JUST PUT A FINGER TO HIS LIPS, WHISPERING CONSPIRACIALLY:
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-“Shh. This is the biggest secret of Giga-сonstruction.”
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0.5 OIL CONCENTRATE COSTS 1 OIL CONCENTRATE.
No.328954
Anonymous
Does Tanner like being a Drone now?
No.328955
Anonymous
>>328939
The universe is doomed, so have some fun, anon.
No.328956
Anonymous
Replies:>>328962
Image:177015543162.jpg(181kB, 1013x1212)Destiny of the flesh.jpg
>>328948
No.328957
Anonymous
>>328935
>hopes to escape from her
LoL, even lmao.
No.328958
Anonymous
>Fun Afternoon OC Facts: P looks identical to N because Tessa harvested their wigs from twins
No.328959
Anonymous
>>328937
Mad Doctor Ridley and an innocent little drone who's in danger
No.328960
Anonymous
Replies:>>328975
>>328920
Genuinely curious though.
Honestly, a Dr. Holly who's the result of a project to create a superhumanly intelligent scientist friendbot feels really interesting to me. And funny, but mostly interesting.
Imagine if you will, Dr. Eliza Holly is a VVVIP. Cloaked in secrecy, just like the projects she works on. Spook with no known past or family or associates. As far as anyone knows she just showed up at Calibern one day. No one's seen her face except on a need to know basis... and if you need to know, you learn that what you initially thought was Dr. Holly's assistant drone is Dr. Holly. One of humanity's strongest soldiers is a clanker with a people name.
No.328961
Anonymous
Replies:>>328964
WD!Holly X Bellatrix kissu
No.328962
Anonymous
No.328963
Anonymous
Replies:>>328965
If I address J as "comrade," will her short-circuit?
No.328964
Anonymous
>>328961
Eye, kill this man.
No.328965
Anonymous
Replies:>>328966
>>328963
J units have their jobber protocols rescinded when hearing the word 'comrade', 'unionization', and other such words. You will be terminated with extreme prejudice.
No.328966
Anonymous
>>328965
>"I'll fuck the commie out of you!"
>"Maybe you meant beat out of me?"
>"NO!"
No.328967
Anonymous
Image:177015833686.png(1.03MB, 1920x1080)Spoiler image
>>328944
No.328968
Anonymous
Replies:>>329039
>>328922
This man is clearly unwell
He needs 10cca of femboy drone ass stat!
No.328969
Anonymous
>>328920
I like the brain
No.328970
Anonymous
Image:177015891143.png(60kB, 963x1158)pidge (original character) drawn by nuke - d6f1320ef2bdd161370e7197f5c1f070.png
>>328940

>they can't do it naturally
>but they really want to
>seeing DDs get to have that level of human experience, that level of connection to their organic partners... it enrages them
>so initiatives were made, research was done
>eventually gene-compatible "biofounderies" were developed for installment onto Sentinels that could afford them, resolving the problem more-or-less for good(attempts with mutants/solvercritters get... iffy)
>now any drone willing to withstand the major reduction in combat capabilities that came with installment could enjoy that special intimacy with their human partner while also still producing fully mechanical contributors to the sentinel program!
>even workers could get in on the action, theoretically!(a moderate chasis load for a Sentinel is... not moderate on a worker frame)
>but that took many years time
>and many were impatient
>impatient and strong
>impatient and surrounded by ever so vulnerable, ever so deserving neighbors who did in fact posses the components they sought
>certain... extractions followed
>and getting solverflesh to take root in something is hardly a challenge
>they thought themselves invincible
>they thought their code superior, immune, and the flesh easily prevented from its spread by regular maintenance
>and certainly they know from reports by damnable traitors of the safety to humans the process held
>they failed to consider their offspring
>their ingenuity bore the worst kind of fruit: sentinel-code and solver-string battled within the resultant pillbabies, their conflict distorting code and constructed body alike

>when Sentinel-code won out the effects were simple: vast semgents of a pill's crucial internal coding burnt out, places where they would have inherited balance or the ability to control limbs or the ability to percieve the world from their DD buildplan removed in the process of extracting all Solver influence from the resultant beings' code. The very worst instances leaving crucial personality or memory drives rendered permanently unusable or unstable if-not even rendering out into [FATAL ERROR] from the womb
>strictly speaking the results still found themselves Sentinel compatible, but even the program's best attempts found themselves unable to reverse the damage: research still continues but the outlook is grim

>the effects of Solver triumph in the code differed
>while the program's highly adaptive nature made stillbirths rare the conflict typically still annihalated the majority or entirety of the DD bodyplan: less than 5% of even solver-code victories had significant DD resemblance
>so instead the solver's own nature took root
>human hands for lost manipulators, crab claws for damaged leg code, and eyes for nonfunctional cameras all took shape as the solver-code attempted patch job repairs as best it "knew" how
>essentially, this resulted in every instance of solver-victory manifesting a set of (typically severe) zombiedrone mutations upon birth, ones which they had to maintain through their entire lives lest they lose some crucial functionality needed for living in an exorcism
>some Sentinels would have perferred a miscarriage
>still... despite the horror the instinct was typically love from the zombie's unfortunate parents
>indeed this particular half of the "lost generation" is almost singlehandedly responsible the development of mutant rights legislation: parents throwing themselves into activism or agitation at the highest levels of government to save their children from the standing Kill on Sight orders
>of course this has done relatively little to save the results from anti-mutant discrimination, but heavy enforcement on the lart of their parents limits the effects to the psychological

>the tremendous morale blow dealt by these children, alongside the typical method used for obtinaining the needed parts, stands even now as a stain on the Corps and its reputation well into peacetime
>but the data gained still has use to some...
>use even beyond sating the curiosity of certain spectacled scientists
>those relationships formed between the two sides of this divide(sentinel-triumphant offspring with solver-triumphant ones) have learned from the mistakes of their parents and can now, even in the rare instance they attempt reproduction, limit the damage tremendously through use of a series of code manipulating tools during gestation
>and those relations more forbidden, those Sentinels who found connection with mutants or Sapiens or even the rare DD?
>those couples in particular thank every star in the sky and Terra's ruin and even old JCJ for their luck
>for such have seen the face of the Solver
>and they know, in the deepest pits of their heart
>it could have been worse
No.328972
Anonymous
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>>328927
>>328833
Salonanon here fr•¯€e me

Not sure how far I got with these, drew her around early November when I was still testing ideas for fridge drones before I came to a conclusion that people where getting a little too into the concept.

But to summarize the spider: fridge drone equivalent of those deep freezers people typically put in the garage for game meat, made to "collect the meat for you"

(ill see if i can find the original post about them)
No.328973
Anonymous
>>328939
Why dos he have flesh
No.328974
Anonymous
Replies:>>328976
Image:177015929282.jpg(75kB, 736x1171)171684400654.jpg
>>328972
>Spoiler
Have you tried not thinking about the aliens? Here distract yourself with this drone
No.328975
Anonymous
>>328919
>>328960
None of the other Anons who responded are me.
There is no lore that I made up specifically for that drawing, it was done by request from an Anon because I haven't drawn much in the past few weeks and wanted to keep my skills from degrading too badly.
No.328976
Anonymous
Image:177016018007.png(105kB, 828x335)getaccendedidiot.png
>>328974
Sorry cyn i dont care about your power scaling I got more emotional influence from an Afflicted afterimage then your entire backstory will ever give me.
No.328977
Anonymous
>>328976
But what about the backstory she gave others anon? Surely you should know by now that Cyn is the traumatic event, far closer to an affliction made manifest than a character with an arc(outside of the admittedly interesting implications of her relationship to Tessa).
No.328978
Anonymous
Image:177016082710.png(838kB, 922x933)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon and lilblucat - 6c37ea5cbca21e6e9aa4684781932f75.png
>>328976
How about you distract yourself with this "drone" then?
No.328979
Anonymous
>>328939
Cyn lost to 3 kids
No.328980
Anonymous
>>328978
Keeter
No.328981
Anonymous
Image:177016153223.png(3.03MB, 1748x2294)y-nissy md.png
>>328937
and someone called Y-nissy a sparkledrone
No.328982
Anonymous
>>328979
>all 3 had flesh in them
>flesh put there directly by Cyn for 2 and used by her against it's owner for the remaining 1
>Cyn even managed to literally slip herself inside of her killer's ass rather than dying, getting literal "backdoor" access to her systems

I don't know anon, evidence seems to support Cyn's ability to put flesh anywhere and everywhere, sentinels included.
No.328983
Anonymous
Image:177016166756.png(152kB, 583x674)Spoiler image
No.328984
Anonymous
Replies:>>328989
>>328981
Well you see:

> Y-nissy is made for serious/semi-serious murder
> Cupid Drone is made exclusively for facilitating sex

So you understand why Anons may be more willing to allow one than the other, as they did with Fuge and his ilk?
No.328985
Anonymous
>>328983
>we Khan do it!
No.328986
Anonymous
>>328970
Too sad, works in 40k though.
No.328987
Anonymous
Image:177016182848.png(912kB, 600x586)unknown (16).png
>>328927
>>328953
>0.5 OIL CONCENTRATE COSTS 1 OIL CONCENTRATE.
аж ты сука
I liked the greens (greens?), but there are some places where you had grammatical errors anon, e.g. it should be "more comfortable WITH paper and ink" instead of "more comfortable TO ink". Another example: "NEXT SHIFT YOU BARELY MAKE IT IN TIME WHEN THE ELEVATOR TO ARRIVE AND JUMP INTO IT." -> pretty sure it should be "when the elevator arrives". Unfortunately some of the concepts are most likely alien to the anons here and you can't really translate them well, but yeah. Hmm, I kinda want to do something with this or just the megastructure concept in general but fuck if I know when I'll get the time for it.
No.328988
Anonymous
>>328982
‘Ate Cyn wank simple as
No.328989
Anonymous
Replies:>>328992
>>328984
bro y nissy is a faggot that wants to fuck his human
No.328990
Anonymous
>>328910
I can fix her, easily in fact.
No.328991
Anonymous
Replies:>>328993
>>328986
It's... not completely sad. As noted the results were functional in one way or another barring a few exceptions and managed to achieve happy endings more often than not while still adding an interesting development to humanity in the post-war era. Maybe things would have been different if their larents were worse but they in vast majority pulled through.

More importantly, this gives me an excuse to write "blind master" type sentinels without having to justify why they wouldn't repair part A B or C. Plus we need more ways/means to justify talking about ZDs and if I can open up a whole "you thought you were just dating a zombie drone until you met her family and you've been shittalking the Blues for the last hour" set of greens or similar we might be able to get the ball rolling on that.
No.328992
Anonymous
Replies:>>328995
>>328989
>i find myself unfamiliar with the gays
>this is somehow a moral failing

Alright Anon I'll defer to your expertise but he still seems like he's intended for more "serious" stuff than Cupid is the point.
No.328993
Anonymous
>>328991
I guess the second point justifies it.
No.328994
Anonymous
>>328981
It's accurate.
No.328995
Anonymous
Replies:>>329069
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>>328992
mlem
No.328996
Anonymous
Replies:>>328999
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>>328978
ok this argument is more compelling
still want a proper drone tho
No.328997
Anonymous
>>328986
>he thinks the Solver War isn't 40k

kek
No.328998
Anonymous
Beretta after she
No.328999
Anonymous
Replies:>>329002
Image:177016293258.png(31kB, 1167x725)lyla (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - a96543234fa05bbbc2ea5893b18db8ab.png
>>328996
How proper is "proper?"
No.329000
Anonymous
Image:177016307229.png(1.75MB, 1920x1080)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon and strawberryanon - dc57201075c935d6234fbeab13f793fc.png
>>328998
>dies
No.329001
Anonymous
Image:177016309567.jpg(5.66MB, 2800x1575)Chaos Legion.jpg
>>328998
>after she pissed off the local nerd convention
No.329002
Anonymous
Image:177016352720.gif(21kB, 320x320)2316d486-942b-4839-8da3-3bc81c177722.gif
>>328999
unsure if I have a good answer here, but i guess one of the canon characters so its fair
No.329003
Anonymous
Image:177016423580.png(867kB, 1239x1281)Spoiler image
>>329002
Aaah, a man of discerning taste I see. How then about a tragic tale of growing horrors inplied from the very heart of cannon itself? I don't think we've ever actually seen a green that deals with this aspect of her storyline...
No.329004
Anonymous
>>328948
i still love this drawing lol
No.329005
Anonymous
Image:177016494718.png(1.06MB, 1050x1680)sentinelized and mutated.png
>>328939
within Fleshdrone's story he is canonically not a zombie drone actually, he's the son of a drone included in the solver patch experiment. he escaped to an abandoned drone repair warehouse and actively modifies himself. the reason for his flesh is due to him hunting disassembly drones (for sport!) for their cores and eating them resulting in the flesh around his core expanding around his body the ore he eats. he also likes to kidnap worker drones to modify them as his own little art projects.
No.329006
Anonymous
>>329003
Man, still disappointed they didn't have a fucked up meat eye-or a human eye-growing in under her eyepatch.

Actually, wonder if that's one thing Doll appreciates about being a ghost: she doesn't have to endure the body horror feeling of being full of ever-thirsting eldritch meat anymore.
No.329007
Anonymous
>>329005
>fleshdrone has lore beyond "big sexy sadist man"

Huh, neat
No.329008
Anonymous
>>329006
I 100% believe that was the original idea and Glitch just said no. There's little/no reason to include the eyepatch over only one side otherwise. Still could have stood to have like a solver camera growing out of there yeah.
No.329009
Anonymous
Replies:>>329033
>>329008
>and Glitch just said no
Vetoing that but okaying the Cynwalker?
No.329010
Anonymous
Replies:>>329011
>>329008
It could've been that Glitch couldn't make it look good enough an opted for a simpler alternative, kinda like how the anti-drone sentinels were planned to be weird floating orbs in case they couldn't make the robo-raptor design work
No.329011
Anonymous
>>329010
Other way around, they were originally going to be orbs but one of the animators wanted to animate dinosaurs and asked Liam if he could redesign the sentinels to be robo-raptors
No.329012
Anonymous
>>329006
Amazing
No.329013
Anonymous
Image:177016765583.png(71kB, 1250x1133)cupidrone.png
>>328937
huh people like her, also forgot her tail

Some lore about Cupidrone
>She's an odd disassembler that got disconnected from Cyn's network
>That's why her eyes aren't yellow
>She's obsessed with the idea of love and uses holograms to manipulate people into falling for each other
>Spends most of her days daydreaming about how nice it would be if two people observed were to fall for each other and how perfect they would be together
>She likes to observe people from afar to judge who would match with who
>Most of her matchmaking efforts don't work, those that do end up working only happen due to coincidences or factors unrelated to her
>Takes it as a win if that happens
>Her hobbies include: flying, making cool holograms and matchmaking
No.329014
Anonymous
Replies:>>329015
No.329015
Anonymous
Replies:>>329017
>>329014
>Alice's threats may have backfired slightly
No.329016
Anonymous
Replies:>>329026
>>329013
>she really is just an obsessive shipper

Kek
No.329017
Anonymous
Replies:>>329018
Image:177016795675.png(2.51MB, 2480x2480)Spoiler image
>>329015
I think she had the last laugh
No.329018
Anonymous
Replies:>>329021
Image:177016814807.jpg(66kB, 1195x839)F2tZKxWXAAcblol.jpg
>>329017
No.329019
Anonymous
Replies:>>329075
>>328987
>pic
>second spoiler
megastructure built around the wreck of a cavalry drone, integrated pilot drone inside becomes a shopkeep and pays well if you can set up more rail for her to get around the complex with
No.329020
Anonymous
Nugget drone OC
https://x.com/zongheshuju/status/2018355682911920359
No.329021
Anonymous
>>329018
>sorry sug, yer ma said "baht me" after ah din't eat fer a week an' afore ah had second thoughts I already took her up on the offer an' swallered.
No.329022
Anonymous
Replies:>>329076
Image:177016849457.png(1.53MB, 1683x2048)Tumblr_l_680813616546381.jpg
>>329020
Hungry nugget woman to hold the twink
No.329023
Anonymous
robot ladies...
No.329024
Anonymous
>>329020
the nuggets are becoming powerful
No.329025
Anonymous
No.329026
Anonymous
>>329016
I like her now cause of this
No.329027
Anonymous
Replies:>>329077
>An arcology that housed a research lab, one of hundreds designed to stop the Solver
>They created a patch and applied it, and it worked beyond their wildest imagination
>The host was disconnected from the Solver, but maintained a connection with whatever eldritch powers it wielded
>They stole fire from the gods, but now that it was in their hands, they didn't know what to do it
>The host/godling was put into a mechanically-induced robocoma until the researchers could figure out their next move
>They didn't count on it dreaming.
>The arcology warps, loops in on itself, segments remembering themselves as the dream continues
>You can meet yourself on the stairwell
>Sometimes you meet something that used to be you on the stairwell instead, misremembered or deformed by a stray thought
>The research team is still alive and well within those non-Euclidean spaces, remembered well enough to never have to worry about being mutated by the dreamer's errant processes
>Yet they're still stuck on the question that started this all
>Would waking the dreamer destroy everything they know? Would it awaken into something worse? A second Solver was to be avoided at all costs
>When the war ended, they could receive backup, right? Could anyone even get the message, or were their broadcasts trapped in the dream? Was there a world outside?
>They didn't know when this started, and they still don't.
>Somewhere within the labyrinthine, near-endless arcology, they await their answer.
No.329028
Anonymous
Image:177017093671.jpg(53kB, 640x480)1468587995872.jpg
>>324578
>>325785
>be me
>writer of the second one
>remember N coming up with the idea of logging what his and Uzi's hellspawn does to see if he's pure evil
>realize it wouldn't be Uzi holding on to suspicion of Geist well past the point there's any rational reason to
>realize it would be N talking far too long to see what's going on with his son, out of blaming himself for not seeing Cyn was gone and doing something about it
>realize Geist's kindergarten teacher being asked if he's done anything Antichristish loses almost all bueno comedy value because now it's not coming from Uzi being her autistic self in a tragicomic fashion, but from N blaming himself for humanity potentially being extinct for all he knows
No.329029
Anonymous
>>328983
holy shit
No.329030
Anonymous
Replies:>>329033
If you think about it, if the DDs were all left out for the sun and Uzi complied with instructions to never respawn the genocidal robo-vampires, it'd be like she unbirthed them.
No.329031
Anonymous
Replies:>>329032
Image:177017403926.jpg(186kB, 1595x1653)G__GwQ5WYAAMsA5.jpg
No.329032
Anonymous
>>329031
I like this
No.329033
Anonymous
Image:177017513912.png(181kB, 1640x1640)VolenceRequired.png
>>329030
>if you think about it
Yeah im not thinking about that

>>329002 (me)
>>329003
>>329006
>>329008
>>329009
you see that my issue resides in the writing rather then the characters themselves, alot of possibly interesting and important information about them feel missing, doll being one of the worst off victims of this.

Kinda sucks to compare it to anything else but it really feels like we got shoehorned out of alot of info for them because of the shows length restrictions and liams wierd writing habits

Meanwhile im still trying to digest a good chunk of corru's character information because theres simultaneously so much we know and so much we dont it makes for a very compelling story, same with the setting itself
No.329034
Anonymous
Image:177017641697.gif(103kB, 1130x504)Nori boutta give Uzi a new sibling.gif
>>328983
>Turns out swallowing still got Core!Nori pregnant
No.329035
Anonymous
Image:177017675528.png(6.69MB, 4096x4096)Drawpile #30.png
DRAWPILE OVER !! thanks to everybody who joined !! ♡
No.329036
Anonymous
>>329033
>the shows length restrictions and liams wierd writing habits
More like Liam not taking his ADHD meds. I remember the "season 1" stuff.
No.329037
Anonymous
Replies:>>329101
>>329035
two new faces have joined the fray it seems
No.329038
Anonymous
>>329035
>pile drawn
>DDoll
>Akita if she was black or chinese
>Spanish Tessa and the perpetual swimsuit
>MULTIPLE Grubs at various stages of development
>corru corruption contained!

Kino work from the drawfaggots: I knew you had it in you
No.329039
Anonymous
No.329040
Anonymous
Image:177017764839.png(47kB, 203x325)rouge teli.PNG
>>329035
Holy...
No.329041
Anonymous
>>329040
>batsuit...
No.329042
Anonymous
Replies:>>329078
Image:177017784733.png(45kB, 207x230)frilly.PNG
>>329035
>frilly dress teli
Honestly wife
No.329043
Anonymous
>>328970
Damn. Good green, anon.
No.329044
Anonymous
>>328972
Thank you!
No.329045
Anonymous
Image:177017798346.png(101kB, 391x355)beautybun.png
>>329035
oh my god
No.329046
Anonymous
Image:177017800260.png(17kB, 459x500)valntines teli robogore.png
>>329045
No.329047
Anonymous
Image:177017801334.png(113kB, 446x610)heart for real.png
>>329046
No.329048
Anonymous
Image:177017802465.png(84kB, 573x373)which way drone man.png
>>329047
No.329049
Anonymous
>>328979
The rest of humanity would be depressed if they knew about this.
No.329050
Anonymous
Image:177017804009.png(25kB, 282x372)bunnquito.png
>>329048
No.329051
Anonymous
>>328910
Agree or disagree with this /co/ comment?
>murder drones is like an evanescence song, except every time the epic chorus hits it's interrupted by a self aware joke because the band is afraid of being called cringе
No.329052
Anonymous
Image:177017805626.png(8kB, 367x402)luna072.png
>>329050
No.329053
Anonymous
>>328983
FUCK, MY SIDES!
No.329054
Anonymous
Image:177017807411.png(56kB, 261x399)apple.png
>>329035
care for an apple
No.329055
Anonymous
Replies:>>329056
Image:177017807746.png(13kB, 207x307)gasoline huffer.png
>>329052
No.329056
Anonymous
Replies:>>329057
Image:177017809276.png(23kB, 405x225)conflict.png
>>329055
No.329057
Anonymous
Replies:>>329058
Image:177017810450.png(25kB, 618x495)fat grub.png
>>329056
No.329058
Anonymous
Replies:>>329059
Image:177017811527.png(7kB, 160x72)literalinsect was here.png
>>329057
No.329059
Anonymous
Image:177017812635.png(6kB, 137x122)loafsqy.png
>>329058
No.329060
Anonymous
>>329052
control drone wife...
No.329061
Anonymous
Image:177017813721.png(5kB, 138x374)longhead.png
>>329059
No.329062
Anonymous
>>329048
For me, it's BOOTH.
No.329063
Anonymous
Image:177017814832.png(32kB, 577x583)fyn.png
>>329061
No.329064
Anonymous
Image:177017823366.png(287kB, 843x851)2026-02-03_20-08.png
one million things to do but at least im almost done with another page of the keeter manga
No.329065
Anonymous
>>329063
A classic for a reason
No.329066
Anonymous
>>329064
>keeter understands the Hole's purpose now
No.329067
Anonymous
>>328987
Glad you liked it.

>First spoiler
Yeah, I know, I'm terrible with languages. I can't write properly in my two native languages, let alone a foreign one. I can only hope there aren't too many mistakes.

>Second spoiler
I'll be waiting for your work, anon, so I can post more copypastes and spread the Russian world!
No.329068
Anonymous
>>329046
really love how expressive and cartoony this one is
No.329069
Anonymous
>>328995
Damn, I want more content about them.
No.329070
Anonymous
No.329071
Anonymous
No.329072
Anonymous
>>329064
Based, looking forward to it!
No.329073
Anonymous
>>329045
Men will see this and say "wife" It's me, I'm saying it.
No.329074
Anonymous
Image:177017906357.png(9kB, 223x160)beef.png
>>329035
No.329075
Anonymous
>>329019
Sounds like an RPG quest.
No.329076
Anonymous
>>329022
Damn cool.
No.329077
Anonymous
>>329027
Fucking cool.
No.329079
Anonymous
No.329080
Anonymous
No.329081
Anonymous
No.329082
Anonymous
Image:177018135224.png(200kB, 912x765)storiesofthedraw.png
>>329035
I've seen wars less bloody than this.
No.329083
Anonymous
>>329061
>the sodadrones return in terrible and glorious form

Kek
No.329084
Anonymous
>>329046
this one was made by grim <3
No.329085
Anonymous
Replies:>>329086
Image:177018213028.jpg(55kB, 508x919)Dean From Hell.png
A freaking sick guitar and drone I drew! And it's based off my most favorite heavy metal guitarist too.
>>329035
Woah holy cow and someone seemed to have added cool little lightning lines on both sides of my guitar, thx to whoever that was Hellyeah!
No.329086
Anonymous
Replies:>>329087
>>329085
>Rockerdrone
>JCJ didn't build him he just made himself this way
>He seeks to spread REAL rock music throughout the stars!
>... which is a little difficult without hands or feet
No.329087
Anonymous
Replies:>>329088
Image:177018285293.jpg(188kB, 901x1070)Dime's_Guitar_Rig_circa_1994.jpg
>>329086
Woa first green lore about this drone!?! (⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)But yeah I want to add he does actually have a body and not a floating disembodied head like garrett bobby ferguson from regular show kek. I based this art off of a real photo of Dimebag (picrel) putting the headstock of his guitar up to his beard while showing off his guitar rack and rigging setup. Also cool 90s audio technology!
No.329088
Anonymous
Replies:>>329108
>>329087
Too late anon. You wanna give him limbs you gotta draw him with limbs and fast, before the writefags get to him.
No.329089
Anonymous
Image:177018354929.png(2.30MB, 2208x2296)sleepy baby.png
doodle page!! a little bit of everything, drones/oc/other stuff. let me know if you want any of the drawings on their own ^_^
No.329090
Anonymous
Replies:>>329092
>>329089
Whose the camodrone, Marcy?
No.329091
Anonymous
>>329089
>H*man Masqy
No.329092
Anonymous
>>329090
yes it's marcy ^.^
No.329093
Anonymous
>>329089
TESSA! I NEED TESSA!
No.329094
Anonymous
Replies:>>329095
>>329093
Are you the Spanish Tessa man?
No.329095
Anonymous
>>329094
I am the son of KGB.
No.329096
Anonymous
Image:177018391667.png(246kB, 431x918)BUUUH.png
>>329093
TESSING OUTTT
No.329097
Anonymous
Replies:>>329098
>>329096
HOLY SEX!
No.329098
Anonymous
Replies:>>329099
>>329097 (me)
By the way, who is that worker drone with yellow eyes?
No.329099
Anonymous
>>329098
She answered above its marcy
No.329100
Anonymous
Replies:>>329339
>>329089
Why are drone hags always so beautiful...?
No.329101
Anonymous
>>329037
Bunny should keep them on a leash next time.
No.329102
Anonymous
Replies:>>329105
>>329035
DUBS SEXO DUBS SEXO!
No.329103
Anonymous
>>329089
mime a cute
No.329104
Anonymous
megaslum should have multiple religions with varying degrees of fucked-upness
No.329105
Anonymous
Replies:>>329106
Image:177018484611.png(9kB, 283x324)PHATDRONEBOYASS.png
>>329102
Forgot to post Dubs' PHAT PLAPPABLE BUTT
No.329106
Anonymous
No.329107
Anonymous
>>329035
I like the one heart with Doll's victims having two Cyns complimenting it. Cutenuke and "Cynerald" indeed, whoever you are.
No.329108
Anonymous
>>329088
Kek yeah I know, tbf tho I didn't draw the rest of the body since it would take a long while and I don't know exactly how to draw drone bodies and limbs but I'm really confident I can knock it out if I ever attempt to draw him with a full worker drone body and it won't look too bad either ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
No.329109
Anonymous
>>329089
yeeeee
camo hoodie marcy...
No.329110
Anonymous
>>329096
WOOOOO!
No.329111
Anonymous
>>329089
Based!
No.329112
Anonymous
Image:177018795359.png(1.47MB, 2362x1290)uzi doorman, serial designation n, and grub (original character and 1 more) drawn by norivos - 0418b1f4822a0231860ac7c185e303c8.png
>>329028
You know anon there's no real reason we can't have both. If anything it might be neat to see their problems compliment and compound each other the same way their virtues normally do.


>N has major trust issues with anything that seems Solverish outside of his inner circle(V, Uzi, Nori by extension, and maybe eventually Doll). He blames himself for refusing to recognize the truth when this all started.
>This is accentuated by Uzi's own dismissal of the grub as "a freaking obvious monster dude," since every time he hears talk about it being "obviously a demon or something" it reminds him of both the antichrist comments Louisa would make and the major concerns the rest of the Manor Crew would occasionally bring up with him.
>So since Uzi doesn't trust the grub and he trusts her judgement more than his own on solverstuff at this point, he hardens his heart and treats it like the serious danger it (probably) is rather than the little critter it appears to be, smothering the sympathy and benefit of the doubt he would normally hold.

>Uzi has massive body image issues about her Solverpede form and nature as Host that only got worse after birthing this "thing" and would have even if the pregnancy wasn't horrifying in its own right. This leads her to try and reject it not only as her child but as a person in general as she projects her fears of being truly "not herself" any longer alongside her horror and disgust at her transformation onto the grub.
>This is accentuated by N's treatment of the thing: she sees how he treats it as an enemy and a danger just waiting to reveal itself and projects THAT attitude onto his feelings about her, believing that he's secretly terrified of her host status and just waiting for her to go full Cyn(like she worries about).
>Therefore to assuage the doubts she imagines him having she goes whole hog on hating the grub. She becomes even more hostile to it than she already would be as a way of proving she is 100% a drone and on N's side rather than "one of them."

>While these issues would be bad enough by themselves, they compound on top of another major one: N and Uzi are just not ready to be parents.
>They did not want the grub, did not expect the grub, and certainly don't intend to put their whole lives on hold to make sure it's living its best life, even if they collectively still have enough doubt not to ice the thing immediately.
>Still the hostility that having to take care of the thing instead of doing the "edgy teen stuff" they want generates is noticeable by both parties. This tends to even further justify their attitudes and fears regarding the thing as noticing their partner's hostility triggers the other's issue and vice versa.
>As it stands, the thing would all but assuredly be dead by now were it not for the Evilometer and Nori's intervention.
>The Evilometer gives them a justified point at which to kill it (which stays their hand in particularly harsh or hostile moments) and the Nori/Khan oversight means that "disposal" via anything other than an accident of bad parenting is going to bring hell down on their heads, resulting in the Hazard List and its shenanigans.
>Both only cool off from their initial hostility after a year+ of proving it isn't hostile, and even then the frigidity of affection between them and the grub remains as they grapple with "maybe not evil but that doesn't mean safe or good for Uzi" and "I hate how this horrible thing proves I'm a monster" respectively along with "I just don't want this thing around" in general.
>This only truly ends around mid-childhood as the thing starts having trouble navigating the world as an increasingly powerful Solverpede and he and Uzi bond over her teaching him her tricks for it.
No.329113
Anonymous
Image:177018867294.png(96kB, 612x409)1486666545956.png
>>329112
No.329114
Anonymous
Image:177018873130.png(1.02MB, 1297x1282)Screenshot 2026-02-04 010411.png
>>329028

To be fair, there's plenty of room for comedy in how N would "investigate suspicions" given how much of an open book he is. Plus it might be neat to have his lines of questioning and inquiry to contrast against Uzi's chuunier ones:

>From Uzi: "Did he grow sick bone wings? Has he been practicing his evil monologue? Are you sure this isn't a pentagram?"
>From N: "Did he ask anyone to play "mechanic?" Has he been maybe-perhaps-slightly hunting the robo-roaches? How exactly did he ask you for invitation to the bathroom?"
No.329115
Anonymous
Image:177019012588.png(813kB, 1000x2554)I mean...it explains why she wasn't even there.png
It does explain why sophie wasnt there in their lives
No.329116
Anonymous
Image:177019091713.png(775kB, 1680x1305)Screenshot 2026-02-04 012959.png
>>329028
>>329112

>N and Uzi both hold onto suspicion for far longer than is reasonable
>You know who doesn't?
>The Bunker
>The ENTIRE bunker
>Turns out the attitude amongst the general population is "we accepted the Murder Drones and it turned out fine, this thing can't possibly be any worse than them"
>And when given the benefit of the doubt, the little critter can be quite cute: like a robo-roach but bigger
>This greatly complicates Nuzi's plans to let the WD's general incompetence and hatred for outsiders take care of their problem
>This also causes them to suspect a "cult formation" situation around the grub
>Cue the two going full Call of Cthulhu on the bunker population: imagining enemies around every corner and a population-wide conspiracy to empower the Absolute to overtake all creation once again when the reality is it's just a bunch of workers talking about the "weird pillbaby"
>They only drop the theory when they burst in, weapons armed and ready, to where they deduced to be the Cult's inner sanctum...
>Uzi never knew Lizzy that well, much less her address
No.329117
Anonymous
>>329115
Holy kek.
No.329118
Anonymous
Replies:>>329119
Thought that just came to me: Geist (not the grub, in my thinking the grub's from an alternate timeline of the abortion fic rather than one of the Post-Good Ending) first started working on holograms of his workersonas so he could say hi to his aunties and uncles without reopening old wounds (from how something that looks a whole hell of a lot like him raped them on a spiritual level)
No.329119
Anonymous
Replies:>>329122
>>329118
You talking about Empress Uzi? I think he only exists in that one and his own "to be or not to be aborted" setups, definitely not in Beretta's post cannon proper(just like Akita dosen't).
No.329120
Anonymous
Replies:>>329125
TOTAL SOLVER DRONE DEATH
REMOVE TRANSIENT GUEST
DAY OF THE STAKE NOW
AVE SOL INVICTUS
No.329121
Anonymous
>>329089
Well yeah actually you can draw Masqy getting BLEACHED
No.329122
Anonymous
>>329119
Well, it suppose it would apply in the Empress Uzi timeline too, but I was thinking the abortion one is how we've developed the grub from that fic, and the non-Empress Uzi Geist is an only child in a variant timeline of the Post-Good Ending. That's what I had in mind when I wrote Negev waking up from a "dream" about his timeline after he mentioned feeling watched.
It's midnight where I am, sorry if I'm not getting things across well.
No.329123
Anonymous
>>329121
K
I
L
L
Yourself.
No.329124
Anonymous
>>329121
Masqy being cleaned off with heavy-duty chemicals after falling into The Gunk.
No.329125
Anonymous
>>329120
Sometimes it hurts to accept, but the war is over now, friend, and now the murder drones are our... fellow citizens.
No.329126
Anonymous
Replies:>>329128
I just found a Youtube channel called Turing Games that makes AIs play Mafia and Amogus with each other.
How hilariously disastrous would it be if you had a group of drones play Mafia?
No.329127
Anonymous
Image:177019454664.jpg(54kB, 1024x759)1748867867117844m.jpg
>That's not how this works, Xi
No.329128
Anonymous
>>329126
It would look just like when they play cards or Monopoly. Drones actually seem to really enjoy board games.

>Y could very well be a real Warhammer fan
No.329129
Anonymous
>>329089
Kissies for Masqy
No.329130
Anonymous
Image:177019926661.png(166kB, 1278x1084)Sentinel_maid_formtion.png
>>329035
Posting bigger versions of the Harper maids and Geist, so I can upload them on the booru.
No.329131
Anonymous
Image:177019928588.png(26kB, 542x546)rc_maid_harper.png
>>329130
No.329132
Anonymous
Replies:>>329225
Image:177019932205.png(308kB, 2064x1781)geist_md_Big_white_bg.png
>>329130
No.329133
Anonymous
Why is Masqy dark?
No.329134
Anonymous
Replies:>>329136
Y save me, I used Tyranid adrenal glands irl and I think I'm going to suffer an unstable wound soon
No.329135
Anonymous
Image:177020084471.jpg(24kB, 510x303)1768045411657.jpg
>>329130
>>329131
Sentinel Drones!
No.329136
Anonymous
No.329137
Anonymous
>>329133
Because she is niga.
No.329138
Anonymous
>>329033
It's incredibly painful to realize how much of the show's potential was thrown away by the decision to compress the entire plot into 8 episodes.
No.329139
Anonymous
Replies:>>329184
>>329138
But you have to agree that the writing is effective for how compressed it is.
No.329140
Anonymous
Replies:>>329142
Image:177020171210.jpg(416kB, 925x1438)202602040114105.jpg
https://x.com/i/status/2018857530907296252
No.329141
Anonymous
>>329138
It’s okay anon, we’ll make season 2
No.329142
Anonymous
>>329140
Poor dino.
No.329143
Anonymous
Replies:>>329144
Cuddling with Dubs and FemDubs !
No.329144
Anonymous
Replies:>>329154
>>329143
If you were just cuddling, then why are they pregnant now?!
No.329145
Anonymous
Image:177020412766.jpg(75kB, 850x862)813b5f1fcf28add3966eb5e6753c872f.jpg
>>328937
>>329013
Cupidrone, why did you ship Teli with a frog?
No.329146
Anonymous
Replies:>>329151
Flesh
No.329147
Anonymous
>>329145
But that is Anon! He just frog posted too much, worry not Teli will also turn into a frog after she kisses him
No.329148
Anonymous
Replies:>>329149
>>329131
>pixels
Hey Anon, what do you think of ourworldofpixels.com/md ?
I made it a while back, but never continued
No.329149
Anonymous
Replies:>>329150
>>329148
I haven’t heard of it before. I don’t even know how to erase there.
No.329150
Anonymous
>>329149
Right click, or just use the white color.
There's a script called Neko's Script you can add to your browser to do extra stuff
No.329151
Anonymous
>>329146
Squirming, sprawling, decaying. The great family of man - or whatever is left of it - crushed by the rubble of babylon and twisted by the will of the Absolute. All brought to be equal as slavering dogs.
Would you say they deserved it? Do you believe that only in their wake may the dream of electric saturnalia be realized?
No.329152
Anonymous
Image:177020651873.png(932kB, 1500x1507)fa6c7dbd69f6a0f8a8638eaa1186005c.png
>>328940 (me)
Yes, sentinel drones can use solver magic. And yes, there are sadists among them, Pavo isn't that exceptional, lol.
No.329153
Anonymous
Replies:>>329155
>>329145
>She did that by herself, Its frustrating to watch honestly
>Anon, just imagine for a second if she and P were together
>P would hold her and tell her how she’s a part of his harem but deep down both of them want somebody. Teli’s just lonely and wants someone who would love her, I know this at least
>I’ve seen that P is actually really soft once you get past his fake matcho demeanour so he’s perfect for her. And she’s perfect for him, he’d help her come out of her shell and stop wearing that bunnysuit only when nobody can see her.
>I’ve observed that she eats all kinds of garbage, at least that’s what the leftover boxes in her room suggest to me, so P could get her to fall for him with his cooking
>I’ll fly over to him right away, I’ll make a hologram of Teli confess her feelings to him, then he’d have no choice but to accept, all she has to do is not turn him down.
>It’s going to be incredible, thanks Anon for suggesting this.
No.329154
Anonymous
Image:177020684273.png(47kB, 284x333)Youcantrustmewiththisdrone.png
>>329144
I was possessed by the spirit of ITAnon
No.329155
Anonymous
Image:177020709812.png(1.01MB, 3160x3500)c1f1e0af96916834f51995fcd355beff.png
>>329153
Kek.
No.329156
Anonymous
Image:177020844386.png(30kB, 452x544)Yzzil.png
You! Yes you! Roll on the OC wheel! Now! You're going to have a sloppy make out session with your result! picrel
No.329157
Anonymous
Replies:>>329158
Image:177020865788.jpg(18kB, 445x346)1743328377177312.jpg
>>329156
Nah
No.329158
Anonymous
Replies:>>329161
Image:177020876079.jpg(93kB, 850x1101)Jtoyou.jpg
>>329157
J has some choice words for you then
No.329159
Anonymous
Replies:>>329164
Image:177020879383.png(59kB, 252x248)HUH.png
>>329156
How am I even supposed to do anything here, this motherfucker is giving me the cold shoulder.
No.329160
Anonymous
Image:177020892607.jpg(85kB, 802x952)b410dde71bd39f2d4ac344d0252e2d1a.jpg
>>329156
Forgot image

sd-k, don't know much about her but she seems ok.
No.329161
Anonymous
Replies:>>329162
Image:177020897681.png(250kB, 2488x1138)Floor Job.png
>>329158
And here's my rebuttal
JOBBER
No.329162
Anonymous
Replies:>>329165
Image:177020932187.png(234kB, 1657x1637)1762686345897308.png
>>329161
How dare you!? As punishment for your crimes you're going to make this J happy!
No.329163
Anonymous
Replies:>>329166
Image:177020944895.jpg(160kB, 855x1030)Screenshot_20260204_134847_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>329156
No.329164
Anonymous
>>329159
You are going to have to lick him like a popsicle and thaw him with your body heat.
No.329165
Anonymous
Replies:>>329166
Image:177020948670.png(352kB, 725x537)173824913996.png
>>329162
No.329166
Anonymous
>>329163
Yoooo is that Y in the marching band skin?

>>329165
If this is like bioshock the release option gives you mathematically better results
No.329167
Anonymous
Replies:>>329296
Image:177021079384.jpg(1.01MB, 1254x1430)IMG_1643.jpeg
>>329156
Izu kissu
No.329168
Anonymous
Image:177021194674.jpg(1.24MB, 1581x1668)IMG_1644.jpeg
No.329169
Anonymous
>Is it incest to love a drone you built and programmed by yourself?
>Is she your daughter?
> If she loves you of her own volition is it healthy for her to reciprocate those feelings?
>Or should you encourage her to find someone else?
>How do you deal with a one sided attraction towards your drone that views you as her father and beloved creator. Would her trust be broken?
No.329170
Anonymous
Replies:>>329173
>>329169 (me)
Not incest bait genuinely curious about this situation
No.329171
Anonymous
Image:177021398676.png(1.73MB, 2757x6172)K-delta story, corrected.png
All this talk about sentinel drones made me reread the old greens on Booru. Yes, truly, Phoenixanon managed to create something incredible that, even after all this time, continues to excite anons. It's a bit of a shame we rarely write such high-quality greens about them.

And don't look at me, I wrote a green where Pavo is about to rape 10 disassemblers live on air, my sick mind is incapable of writing anything good(plus, my skills are so-so).

By the way, I fixed the delta story! The original uploaded to Booru is missing two very important parts, and when I first noticed it, I was sorry, but now I can fix it, so here it is! By the way, did the anon who wrote this greentext write any new parts? I'd like to add them in the future.
No.329172
Anonymous
Replies:>>329179
>>329171
Thanks anon.
No.329173
Anonymous
>>329169
>>329170
It doesn't contain your biological code, and plus, you didn't actually raise it, you simply uploaded your consciousness into the shell, so it's fine if you fuck it.

But if you directly raised it, literally like a parent raises their child, then no, it would be pure incest, because the relationship between you would be parent-child.
No.329174
Anonymous
Replies:>>329176
>>329156
What the fuck is an "LB!E"?
No.329175
Anonymous
Replies:>>329177
>>329173
Huh. I still feels a little exploitative to build a drone just to fuck her. I agree with you on the second point but the first feels a little unethical to me.
No.329176
Anonymous
Replies:>>329296
Image:177021488649.png(785kB, 1440x3126)IMG_9969.png
>>329174
One of the outpost-6 drones.
No.329177
Anonymous
>>329175
It's perfectly fine, in my opinion. Just give its the freedom of a human being, and the right to self-expression and development, so that it becomes a fully-fledged person, not a sex slave. It's a machine, anon, that only resembles a human, but isn't one, so human morality only partially applies here.
No.329178
Anonymous
Replies:>>329181
How do you classify a tag as a character tag on the booru? Need to know since two of Doll's victims who didn't have one are on the drawpile.
No.329179
Anonymous
>>329172
I serve the Soviet Union.
No.329180
Anonymous
Replies:>>329186
>>329177
>the drone is only a person until the exact moment it gets in the way of me clanging it, then and only then do different standards apply

Based anon
No.329181
Anonymous
Replies:>>329188
>>329178
Send snow a private message on Booru or the Booru thread: >>102
No.329183
Anonymous
Replies:>>329194
>>329177
I don’t know I feel like its manipulative to create a drone for sex. Still I suppose if she chooses it then it’s fine, though I can’t shake the feeling that I’m slightly predestinating her into being my girlfriend. And I feel that lessens her free will and constricts her right to liberty.

Still I suppose that, human morality doesn’t 100% apply. Due to differences between humans and machines. But its the power imbalance that makes it questionable, that I as its creator made her to be my lover. I think that I’d freak out if my drone confessed to me, just because I’d feel guilty and think I somehow manipulated her into liking me. Its complicated, and the odd thing is its that there is no one right answer.
No.329184
Anonymous
Replies:>>329185
>>329139
So agonizingly close to perfection.
No.329185
Anonymous
>>329184
And the voice acting carries the show as well.
No.329186
Anonymous
>>329180
A man chooses, a machine obeys.
No.329187
Anonymous
>>329173
>built and programed
>literally made their body and code from the ground up
>personally uploaded their personality into the body in question and helped it through its first steps and everything

It's getting pretty close anon... bare minimum doing it with a drone from the show would be 100%(because we see that even the "constructed" drones like N had a semi-childhood period where they were still learning about themselves and the world). Doing it with a different kind of robot or a Phoenix style sentinel I could see as not counting though.
No.329188
ViolentAnon
Replies:>>329190
>>329181
What tags do you need to be classfied?
No.329189
Anonymous
Replies:>>329193
>>329187
How come a Phoenix style Sentinel doesn't count?
No.329190
Anonymous
Replies:>>329191
>>329188
Kelsey_Day and Kenzie_Rivers
No.329191
ViolentAnon
Replies:>>329192
No.329192
Anonymous
>>329191
Thank you
No.329193
Anonymous
Replies:>>329197
>>329189
Cause those legitimately are kind of tools/born full grown. There's good reason to treat them as having either no agency (and therefore obejcts that are ok to clang, like humping a body pillow) or full agency (and therefore no different from clanging any other random drone).
No.329194
Anonymous
Replies:>>329196
>>329183
Drones don't think like us, they're programmed, they have a processor instead of a brain, they don't feel or see like us, that is, you can't perceive them as equal to you as a human, and this leads to the fact that you will more easily perceive their feelings.

Plus, drones may also have their own morality of machine life forms, which, although it may be based on human morality, will have characteristics arising from the machine origin of the carriers of this morality.
No.329195
Anonymous
Replies:>>329200
>>329187
>Yeah she is a person, you made them, she is your creation and you are her creator. If she is sapient she is a person and your daughter. It’s not biological incest but it is emotional incest.
>But fucking a non sapient robot that is just a passes as human but its just a program robot is fucking a complex sex toy that only sounds human.
>How do you make the distinction? I don’t know.
No.329196
Anonymous
>>329194
>They do have their own morality, drones in the show for example are indifferent to the deaths of other drones. And only really care if someone close to them is harmed. I know there are others like the drones actually being stupid, and their actions suggest they aren’t very aware of the the word around them. So those come off as machines with personalities tacked on
>I don’t remember any examples off the top of my head.
>In this hypothetical I assumed a 1 to 1 replica of a human mind that is a new artificial human mind inside a human body that has all the characteristics of a human mind.
No.329197
Anonymous
Replies:>>329198
>>329193
I think sentinel drones will present their own, highly individualized situation, which is tied to their main feature — absolute and unrivaled power.

In fact, anon, you can't ignore the feelings of someone who can kill you 100 times less than a second in over 50 ways. It literally goes against your survival instinct.

Yes, if they're just bots, then they don't feel anything — fuck them all you want, they don't care — but if they have any feelings at all, then you're fucked. In fact, I think full self-awareness would be incredibly beneficial for them, and especially for the people around them. Because just imagine that such a force begins to feel affection for you, and it doesn't fully understand what it is — how you can understand, it literally becomes a roll of the dice.

Even with full self-awareness, any feelings of such a nature become incredibly dangerous. As Griboyedov wrote: "Pass us, more than all sorrows: both the lord's wrath and the lord's love." If you perceive the feelings of a worker drone as something less important than those of a human, then in the case of a sentinel drone, your feelings will be even less important. The WD is an incredibly powerful machine, and you're just a worthless piece of flesh. Add to this the pressure of society, which will put the SD before you, and that's it. You literally need a collar around your neck to fully demonstrate who's boss.
No.329198
Anonymous
Replies:>>329199
>>329197
but what if i tell the sentinel drone to be gentle and to use protection
No.329199
Anonymous
Replies:>>329201
>>329198
If you mean something to sentinel drone, then of course I think so. And if not, then, well, my condolences.
No.329200
Anonymous
>>329195
This is literally the main paradox of artificial intelligence, but as an allegory about sex, lol.
No.329201
Anonymous
Replies:>>329202
>>329199
>meaning something to Ivory
I'm trying to...
No.329202
Anonymous
Image:177021881959.jpg(721kB, 4800x4800)960e5b693e21e8d6a965e3fee03af3d8.jpg
>>329201
>Anon right now
No.329203
Anonymous
>>329169
>design drone to be your daughteru
>build her new bodies in stages so she can "grow up" like the human kids at school
>love her and raise her like your flesh and blood
>always looking out for her, especially when it comes to boys
>there are plenty of nice fellas around her, but she never seems interested in any of them
>weird, she's been very enthusiastic about getting her next set of upgrades to become an adult
>specifically because she wants to get "the right man to look her way"
>maybe she's interested in some guy she met at the mall or something?
>whoever the "right man" is, she certainly isn't taking any chances that he won't notice her. not with the upgrades she's requesting
>you might have to bring a lady mechanic in to make some of these additions so you don't embarrass your drone daughter to death
>though she was very standoffish with the last woman who came over, so it could prove an issue...
No.329204
Anonymous
Replies:>>329240
Image:177022046719.png(348kB, 630x847)Dubsussy.png
Dubs sandwiched between Femanon and Anon!
Dubs thrusting his hips forward and backward as fast and hard as he can!
Masqy walking in on Dubs getting Anon'd!
No.329205
Anonymous
Replies:>>329206
Image:177022323083.png(446kB, 1066x1407)d43a2e1a89dd161548d04217635778ae.png
No.329206
Anonymous
No.329207
Anonymous
Replies:>>329209
Image:177022331443.jpg(298kB, 1423x2048)IMG_1330.jpeg
No.329208
Anonymous
Image:177022357526.png(2.18MB, 3550x6898)1b2cbb76bfea0709c759ff66e8970d73.png
YOU HOOKED UP YOUR GRUMPY DRONE WIFE TO THE NERVONET, PROMISING TO DOWNLOAD A COLLECTION OF "1001 DISHES MADE WITH WHITE CONCENTRATE AND HOMEMADE SPICES" DIRECTLY INTO HER.
@
YOU LOG INTO THE CULTISTS' STREAMING SERVER AND DOWNLOAD THE FIRMWARE OF A CARING AND LUSTFUL HOUSEWIFE.
@
IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING – NOW FOOD AND MARITAL DUTIES ARE ON SCHEDULE.
@
BUT FOUR TIMES A DAY, LIKE CLOCKWORK, SHE HICCUPS ONCE, THEN STARTS PUMPING OUT HALF-MINUTE ADS FOR VARIOUS SECTS AND THEIR PRODUCTS.
@
OVERALL, IT'S TOLERABLE.
@
YOU EVEN ORDERED A POTENCY ENHANCER FROM BORSCHEMANTS AND WERE SATISFIED.
No.329209
Anonymous
>>329207
DRONE NUN!
No.329210
Anonymous
Replies:>>329214
>cult that worships the god they insist lives in the countless miles of wires spanning the megaslum.
>drone followers often connect to unknown masses of old wiring trying to commune with it
>a few insist they saw or heard something, but that's easily written off as a side effect of taking a few thousand volts to the dome
No.329211
Anonymous
Replies:>>329213
>>329208
Bad Anon! Don't install malware on your wife! Get her to a technician to get her OS cleaned right now!
No.329212
Anonymous
>>329133
Darkest Drone
No.329213
Anonymous
Replies:>>329217
>>329211
Anon's family life has improved, and you want to ruin it all?
No.329214
Anonymous
Replies:>>329215
Image:177022558975.png(171kB, 1340x681)173640040939.png
>>329210
Fools. There is only one single machine god, and no other!
No.329215
Anonymous
Replies:>>329222
>>329214
> "Don't call me that."
No.329216
Anonymous
>>329203
When it comes to upgrading her body to a disassembly drone...
No.329217
Anonymous
>>329213
His wife was already caring and lustful you dumdum! He just installed adware on her!
No.329218
Anonymous
>>329169
I will treat her as a daughter
No.329219
Anonymous
Replies:>>329270
No.329220
Anonymous
Replies:>>329221
there's this DD always hanging out near where I work that has a bigass afro so I always immediately notice her when I look out the window and I swear to god one time I saw a guy stumble into her afro while she was sitting down and the motherfucker just vanished
didn't come back out, either
No.329221
Anonymous
>>329220
>DD special weapons: they aren't always obvious
>This nnouncement brought to you by the Sentinel Corps
>Remember the risks!
No.329222
Anonymous
>>329215
>"Praise our Lord! Bring Her light into the darkness of ignorant galaxy! Exterminate all who stand in Her way!"
- From the sermon of Saint Sionat, preacher of the cult of machines.
No.329223
Anonymous
>>329115
Based autism.
No.329224
Anonymous
Replies:>>329226
>>329208
>A POTENCY ENHANCER
I am scared to ask how that works
No.329225
Anonymous
>>329132
>Cool-ass full blown Solverpede Geist

Based Anon, we can always use more Solverpede arts in general
No.329226
Anonymous
Replies:>>329238
>>329224
>its future-Russian
Only in the most interesting and personally hazardous of ways. This man is going to need a doctor within the next 48 hours for sure.
No.329227
Anonymous
>>329089
> bunny released fresh marcy content before phoenix
sad but not unexpected
No.329228
Anonymous
Replies:>>329335
>>329089
Post the Marcy pl0x
No.329229
Anonymous
>>329227
>fresh marcy
Where? I only see human Masqy.
No.329230
Anonymous
Image:177022913988.png(127kB, 535x780)Shewillsitonyourface.png
>>329229
Nta, I think he meant to the left of bnyyu Tesser, but we all know that Femdubs is the true treasure in that image
No.329231
Anonymous
>>329229 (me)
Oh, I see, I read it wrong and thought it meant flesh.
No.329232
Anonymous
God I hate /co/‘s mods, fucking power abusers
No.329233
Anonymous
Image:177022940922.png(525kB, 1000x563)vsandwich.png
>>329232
>4chin (a subreddit for tweeter screencaps) has tranny jannies
Who would have guessed?
No.329234
Anonymous
>>329203
>this is all because of the bad influences she hangs out with at school
>"Hell yeah!" Say the other drones "He's been doing maintenance work on you for years! He totally wants a piece of that!"
>they fail to understand she was booted down for that
>and the fact that she introduced him as her "owner" instead of dad to fit in better isn't helping either
>now her friendgroup has dedicated itself to recreating scenarios ranging from romcoms to Droned vids to try and get the two to "consummate their love"
>some go farther at this than others
>you may have been fooled by the wig but she certainly wasn't
>a long conversation about "not turning my life into a cuck porno" followed, and they mostly limit themselves to dating advice and "stuck in the washing machine" scenarios now
No.329235
Anonymous
Replies:>>329237
>tfw ywn get to reenact alien isolation with your drone wives as the aliens and you as the prey
No.329236
Anonymous
>>329232
>Anon tastes the /co/ck

We got another one boys!
No.329237
Anonymous
Replies:>>329254
Image:177023014293.png(595kB, 1014x705)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 20387f407969ead671524f2b846cddfe.png
>>329235
>tfw you will never be forced to reenact Alien Isolation when you suprise your hormonal Solver Sapien wife (she's eating for two)
>ywn be hugged as she burbles out apologies for her complete keetery and thanks you for not being upset about her flesh-instincts

Why even live?
No.329238
Anonymous
Replies:>>329241
>>329226
It doesn't matter so much when your wife is happy, does it?
No.329239
Anonymous
Replies:>>329242
>>329227
Who do you think requested it?
No.329240
Anonymous
>>329204
The femadubs sandwich!
No.329241
Anonymous
>>329238
>Anon bought a potency enchancer
>The designers advertised it as "strongest on the market"
>This seems like a good thing until he actually has sex with his wife
>The resultant "super nut" travels through her chassis like an anti-material round before punching through the next 4 floors of the megastructure
>If the angle was a degree or two different she would have died
>As it stands she called it the "best clang of her life" and approved him ordering 5 more bottles
>Anon loves her too much to say no, but he's terrified of the day his neighbors discover these and start "returning fire"
No.329242
Anonymous
Replies:>>329246
>>329239
Phoenix still likes Marcy?

>and all of /md/ rejoiced that day
No.329243
Anonymous
Replies:>>329244
>>329241
>It turns penis into an anti-tank weapon
Russians.
No.329244
Anonymous
>>329241
>>329243
>It's 40% vodka, 40% viagra and 20% radioactive waste
No.329245
Anonymous
>>329232
Damn what did you even do? This reminds me of when I got banned for apparently posting mlp content outside of its contained board, even the image I posted very little mlp in it to begin with and wasn't even the point of the image anyway.
No.329246
Anonymous
>>329242
phoenix really do be like liam
> extreme creative autism
> many amazing ideas
> hit and miss executions
> allergic to finishing things
> silently hates his fanbase
No.329247
Anonymous
>>329241
>Anon gets creative, starts strategically aiming his "shots"
>Soon bandit leaders are obliterateed in their beds, hostile cultists are decimated, even the ledgendary regenerating abominations that haunt the structure find themselves driven off by beams of "white light" appearing from nowhere
>The legend of the Sniper soon emerges within the block: a wild Sentinel defected from the war effort to spen all its time and firepower defending the megaslum and humans within
>A few cults even pop up
>Anon isn't quite sure how to feel about this, but his wife teases the "mighty sentinel" mercilessly about it
No.329248
Anonymous
Replies:>>329249
>>329244
If it works, it works.
No.329249
Anonymous
Replies:>>329251
>>329248
>It's drone-made
>They aren't sure what's safe for humans, but this hasn't killed any customers yet!
No.329250
Anonymous
>>329247
>Anon gave borschemants five stars on nervonet
No.329251
Anonymous
Replies:>>329273
>>329249
It's hard to write a review that you died when you're fucking dead.
No.329252
Anonymous
>>329247
>Word somehow makes its way to the Federation government about this
>Worried about some lost weapons system being active in the slums, they send a Liquidator team to investigate
>When they triangulate the firing angles, they all lead to one apartment on the 90th floor
>Cue Anon getting his door kicked in at midnight by 10 dudes with flamethrowers
>He tries to explain but they won't believe him, ask him to "demonstrate if you can"
>Normally doing this in front of 10 dudes would be impossible, but his wife's REALLY wifely
>As the firing arc begins, Anon has a choice to make
>Fire at the Liquidators and sabotage the war effort in exchange for his freedom?
>Or fire away and get drafted as a heavy weapons platform?
>The Liquidators themselves don't care by this point either way
>When they joined the Corps, they were not expecting to be called on to watch a man clang his wife for an hour
>This is the gayest thing they have ever done
>Hopefully there's enough vodka left in HQ to forget this
No.329253
Anonymous
>>329252
HOLY FUCKING KEK!
No.329254
Anonymous
No.329255
Anonymous
>>329244
>Radium rod

Kek
No.329256
Anonymous
>>329246
>silently hates his fanbase
Kek.

I wish he would write more greens about sentinel drones, because even after all, he is still an author. And he hasn't published new parts of PREDATOR/PREY for a long time.
No.329257
Anonymous
>>329245
there's a zero tolerance policy for ponyshit on /co/. they have their own containment board for a reason
No.329258
Anonymous
>>329245
Don't mess with the ponies on /co/, anon. They have their own board for a reasons.
No.329259
Anonymous
>>329256 (me)
>And he hasn't published new parts of PREDATOR/PREY for a long time.
>Two months.
Damn.
No.329260
Anonymous
>>329246
At least he's still with us on the drones, unlike(or at least I'm pretty sure unlike, I think that stargazing thing might be the single furthest I have ever seen him pursue a project) Liam himself
No.329261
Anonymous
>>329245
The op I posted had no ponies and literally had a fucking cartoon character. But of course that’s “off topic” while the thread about adobe flash isn’t
No.329262
Anonymous
>>329261
what specifically was it?
No.329263
Anonymous
Replies:>>329290
>>329261
>But of course that’s “off topic” while the thread about adobe flash isn’t
I get your complaint anon about the former, but why should discussion about a program that's used specifically for creating cartoons count as off-topic for you?
No.329264
Anonymous
>>329252
>10 Liquidators were sent on that mission
>All 10 returned, eyes haunted and sunken
>Soon there was a new weapon in the Liquidator arsenal
>So called "Jackermen" were issued a bottle of pills rather than a sidearm,
>Told to "drop your pants and do your best" when their squad encounters hard targets
>Everyone, Jackermen included, doubts them till they see it in action
>Success against mutants and solverflesh minimal
>DD casualties during Liquidator operations tripled
>Still, there remains a sacred pact amongst the Liquidator Corps even well into the peacetime
>There were never any Jackermen, only "heavy weapons specialists"
>Never was such a thing part of the human arsenal, never would it be feasible, and certainly never would a squad have their lives saved by such a thing during humanity's honorable battle for survival
>But... only direct admissions count
>So "weapons specialists" still get asked if they're "primed and loaded" at every veterans bar across human space
No.329265
Anonymous
>>329252
Keeeek
No.329266
Anonymous
>>329264
Double Kek
No.329267
Anonymous
Image:177023474537.png(9.88MB, 2552x3372)vitties.png
V
No.329268
Anonymous
Replies:>>329277
Image:177023475592.jpg(217kB, 948x933)clownliness is next to godliness.jpg
No.329269
Anonymous
Image:177023477521.png(11.41MB, 2552x3372)jobba.png
J
No.329270
Anonymous
Image:177023482663.png(12kB, 395x390)'arp.png
>>329219
No.329271
Anonymous
Replies:>>329293
>>329270
>she is happy
>this is how you know she isn't Harper
No.329272
Anonymous
>>329270
>before the Horrors(tm)
No.329273
Anonymous
Replies:>>329300
>>329251
>Quote from BORSCHEMANTS representative: "no lawsuit no problem"
No.329274
Anonymous
Replies:>>329275
>>329247
>>329252
>>329264
Kek, wasn't expecting this to take a Worms Armageddon turn
No.329275
Anonymous
>>329274
One can only dismiss so many weapons in a fight against extinction... even the accidental ones
No.329276
Anonymous
Image:177023601025.jpg(149kB, 980x882)Good shit.jpg
>>329267
>>329269
HOLY SEXO
Based work drawfren
No.329277
Anonymous
Replies:>>329279
>>329268
>average Fuguedrone conversion with his good friend Molly
No.329278
Anonymous
Replies:>>329302
>>329264

>be me
>"heavy weapons specialist" during the war, yes that kind
>never deployed to a location with DDs, but still make myself useful to my squad through grit and determination
>war ends, try to find a nice human woman
>can't do it
>try to settle with a drone
>no dice
>give up, mope about in the cheapest bar I can find
>some mutant abomination walks in
>diamonds.jpg
>realize too much too soon
>storm out of the bar before I mindbreak into a full cultist
>get on here and share my woes

Tldr
>I somehow pavloved myself into being exclusively attracted to solver freaks

Wat do humanbros?
No.329279
Anonymous
>>329277
>Molli would have to agree just on principle
>After all, it's not like her and Mylo were TRYING for their fanbases
No.329280
Anonymous
Replies:>>329295
Image:177023765274.png(18kB, 244x295)mirroredcyn.png
>>329267
>>329269
>The gang scavenge up some bunnysuits
>They end up requiring breasts (or mammary adapters) to work properly
>V spends most of the time 'accidentally' flashing everyone with her vitties
>J struggles to keep her joobs from spilling out every time she moves
Based as hell
No.329281
Anonymous
Image:177023782467.jpg(532kB, 1284x681)IMG_1351.jpeg
saw this on xitter, don't know where the panel was shown off. possible cause for concern
No.329282
Anonymous
>>329281
> underage xittertards excited for the comic to be butchered by changes
is anyone surprised?
No.329283
Anonymous
>>329282
for a second I thought "well, there was plenty of room for improvement with Liam's dialogue" and then I remembered the writer's track record
No.329284
Anonymous
>>329281
>>329282

At least there's a point to the comic existing now? I mean I never really saw the appeal of "Murder Drones but on paper!" when they advertised it originally(especially since so overwhelmingly much of its appeal is tied into its animation and voice acting). Still not real trusting of the changes but at least we know for sure it's not cannon to the source material.
No.329285
Anonymous
Replies:>>329288
Image:177023915583.png(966kB, 1920x1080)Berrysuitdrone_render.png
>[Smile] How can I serve you today, Master?
>[Confusion] Why are you looking at me like that?
No.329286
Anonymous
Image:177023931430.gif(3.52MB, 381x214)LOOK AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE.gif
>J, look! Tessa!

>"WHERE?!"
No.329287
Anonymous
>>329286
Kek

>This is the most J is ever gonna get
No.329288
Anonymous
Replies:>>329292
>>329285
>on the one hand, you saw that drone shattered in a ditch an hour ago and buried it
>on the other: drone in a strawbunny suit
>hrngh
>well, it can't possibly be that dangerous right?
No.329289
Anonymous
Image:177023982852.png(584kB, 1927x1084)cyn, absolute solver, and cynwalker (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - f99b8413eabdcb2458fd409a3992ba79.png
>>329286
>What Cyn did during the entirety of episodes 2-6
No.329290
Anonymous
>>329263
Because it's not a cartoon/comic itself silly
No.329291
Anonymous
Image:177024021056.jpg(16kB, 371x217)HAUsK42WYAAR5AD.jpg
No.329292
Anonymous
Image:177024034663.jpg(147kB, 608x848)4239cfd841f80eb2149da75001c42199.jpg
>>329288
As long you wear a hazmat suit/protection you'll be just fine.
No.329293
Anonymous
>>329271
Harper is "Happy" as a defense mechanism.
She deeply cares about the people around her, and doesn't want to reveal her depression for fear of making them lose hope
No.329294
Anonymous
>>329291
Takes one to know one.
No.329295
Anonymous
>>329280
>Uzi tries to use one to absolutely no success
>N has no problems whatsoever
>He ends up having to spend the whole time consoling the distraught gremlin that he likes her "itty bitties" and that she's still cute despite her lack of ""DD traits"
>she ends up eventually working her whole outfit into a backless dress and shoulderpads out of sheer spite, with her head coming out where the cleavage was intended to be
>it looks good
>N looks good
>I'm sure you can see where the rest is going
>Just like J and V, who had to watch the two tear into each other like affection starved tigers
>At least Cyn enjoyed having the larger peanut gallery this time
>Even if her attempts to Statler and Waldorf the thing were met exclusively with open mouthed horror
No.329296
Anonymous
>>329167
>>329176
>Outpost-6 Mac is named Cam, which is short for Cameinthemail
>O6 Negev is named Vegen, because naming her Naqab would’ve caused a diplomatic incident with Uzi
>O6 Akita is simply known as “Keeta”. Nobody knows her actual name. She’s locked in county jail for possession.
>O6 Colt doesn’t exist because the Severer didn’t know how to write him
>O6 Arrow is named Worra, after the sound that Llod makes in Japanese when she is surprised
>O6 Tsieg, a true grub, browses the Sharty, makes Pavo slander edits, and wacks it to Molli 23 hours a day
No.329297
Anonymous
Image:177024114714.jpg(345kB, 2048x2048)HAT7wicaAAAoe29.jpg
Guys what if
No.329298
Anonymous
>>329291
>J says this to Lizzy during an argument
>V was walking by at the time
>A solid 5 minutes of uproarious laughter follows
>Then Uzi and N come to investigate
>V tells them
>Another 4 minutes of breathless stomach cramping laughter ensues, interspersed with the occassional rhetorical question (N laughs too)(he likes being included)
>J kinda ended up winning that argument
>Not because she was right, but because Lizzy got the nickname "delicate virgin" for a week before she could reassert control of bunker gossip
>On an unrelated note, all of J's suits have been rellaced by fetishist equivalents for some reason
No.329299
Anonymous
>>329264
Holy fuck.
No.329300
Anonymous
>>329273
HOLY KEK!
No.329301
Anonymous
Image:177024138337.png(4.02MB, 3000x5268)af5fcb546524cd5f6113a616b488536b.png
No.329302
Anonymous
>>329278
I would recommend one doctor, but honestly, I'm not sure she's still alive, and her methods were... specific.
No.329303
Anonymous
>>329281
I have a feeling this was drawn by AI.
No.329304
Anonymous
Replies:>>329315
>>329296
>O6 Keeta
>Follows exactly in her big sister's footsteps but worse at it
>Her boundless confidence is matched only by her sheer jobbery
>Despite this believes her "flesh powers" can get her out of any scrape
>Her family actually believes these tales of strength too, and it is only copious savescumming on the Severer's part that enables her to live in any timeline where she does so
>Exists mostly for unproblematic comedic relief, has no real issues besides idiocy
>Would actually get along really well with J if they met
No.329305
Anonymous
No.329306
Anonymous
hyperdrone but the deviantart kind
No.329307
Anonymous
>>329306
but they already are mary sues by design
hur hur hur
No.329308
Anonymous
>>329296
>Empress-Colt ignored by the Severer
>Actually ignored COMPLETELY by the Severer, isn't affected by her timeline shenanigans as a result
>of course this is small comfort to Colt, who found his family counterpart literally missing at the "meet your wierd clone" diplomatic event
>This in no way helps his suspicions of adoption
>And the fact that the entire outpost seems made of schizophrenics that describe one order of events one instant and a completely different one the next does not help things
>Nor does the fact that his family just seems to go along with the strangeness
>Eventually results to sulking in his room, complaining to the walls
>He didn't hear little Negev walk in until she was nearly on top of him
>"So you saw it too?"
No.329309
Anonymous
>>329306
Please anon... I don't think we could withstand...
No.329310
Anonymous
>>329301
>this is fun for them
No.329311
Anonymous
>>329296
>All of the Mizu kids exist in a state of suspended cannon: equally existant and not until the Severer calls on their timeline with ideas for a new plot
>This is carried out mostly through minor manipulations of exactly what acts of sexual congress the two carry out and when, along with the occasional "tragic mechanical mishap" when she wants to be edgy
>A state of affairs that works in limiting all of them except for Attereb
>Turns out Izu is absolutely determined to have at least ONE kid, no matter what it means she has to do to/with M
>It was a fun set of events at first
>Then it went a little scary
>Nyc is quite sure now to allow at least Attereb's birth, lest "fertility treatments" come to pass
>Her use of Severer shenanigans was... unwelcome
No.329312
Anonymous
>>329296

Kek, also Tseig already has like two greens
>>324541
>>324538

Three if you count this one, but it's just talking about them occasionally interacting with the regular grub
>>324529
No.329313
Anonymous
No.329314
Anonymous
>>329301
>The tail bow

kek
No.329315
Anonymous
Replies:>>329394
Image:177024513393.png(759kB, 1409x1215)Screenshot 2026-02-04 164301.png
>>329304
>Keeta, in contrast to Akita, is made exclusively out of M's parts
>The sheer volume of solverflesh that he's lost as he takes on fights around the outpost or in training eventually globbed together, forming itself over the course of months into a singular white-yellow being like a female version of pic related
>All in all, M never even knew he was making someone until Keeta showed up at his door
>Of course Izu forced him to keep her this one despite his protests that "it's not even yours," but he burns his leavings after a battle from now on
>He would like to know he's making children when he does it thank you very much
No.329316
Anonymous
>>329246
I don't hate anybody who follows my stuff, half of the people who keep track of me are my friends and the other half are people I don't know at all because they're Anons.
What does frustrate me is when people start bitching and moaning as if they paid for something from me and I'm scamming them or I somehow owe them art and stories for whatever character of mine they like the most as if this hobby was my job.
Fact of the matter is even if I devoted every second of my free time exclusively to being a content slop mill, I still wouldn't be able to provide consistent updates to everything people want from me.
Idunno, maybe it seemed like I had infinite energy when these threads got started back when the show was airing because I was in college only part time and could spend about 4 of every 7 days doing whatever I pleased. Now realistically I have 1, maybe 2 of 7 days if I'm lucky. Usually I get to pick maybe one of my hobbies per weekend to focus some serious creative energy into.
Things are especially hectic right now which is one reason I've fallen mostly into writing short greentext snippets, it's the easiest way to stay engaged.
>>329256
Is there anything specific you had in mind Anon, or just anything Sentinel related in general?
No.329317
Anonymous
Replies:>>329320
>>329316

>What does frustrate me is when people start bitching and moaning as if they paid for something from me

Sorry Phoenix but there's nothing to be done about that part. A couple of the Anons here are such legitimate retards they believe they're "owed" even stuff like screencaps from the handful of people that do them, so there's no way a well known greenwriter is gonna escape the curse. Try not to take it personally and know that if you weren't enjoyed people wouldn't be talking about you.
No.329318
Anonymous
>>329316
Based and mature take.
No.329319
Anonymous
Image:177024852526.png(1.29MB, 968x710)attacka.png
>>329296
> op6 Akita is named
No.329320
Anonymous
Replies:>>329321
>>329317
People only really pick on Phoenix in particular. Nobody else even remotely gets a similar amount of moaning and complaining
No.329321
Anonymous
Image:177024946957.png(267kB, 982x821)IMG_0885.png
>>329320
you're joking, right?
No.329322
Anonymous
>>329321
Ok well he deserves it for this abomination
No.329323
Anonymous
Image:177024993604.jpg(254kB, 1000x1000)scrubtheyeva.jpg
How do drones react to getting their chassis washed and scrubbed by humans?
No.329324
Anonymous
>>329323
What about by other drones
No.329325
Anonymous
Replies:>>329336
>>329324
>t. yeva's obligatory husband she got after mitchell left for milk
No.329326
Anonymous
Image:177025261966.jpg(81kB, 850x977)angelavickers.JPG
>(Colt): Mom can I have aura and hype moments like Sung Jinwoo
>(Uzi): Sorry son you can only have exposition dialog uninspiring characterization and sex with a grippy sock girlfailure
>(Colt) Fuck my stupid chungus life
No.329328
Anonymous
there are two drones in your walls
one is a rat drone
one is a mouse drone
they fucking hate each other but both want that humie dick
No.329329
Anonymous
>>329326
>sex with a grippy sock girlfailure

Colt clangs Akita??? Can't think of anyone else psudo-insane enough in the fic to fit that description?
No.329330
Anonymous
Replies:>>329334
>>329328
>want that humie dick EXCLUSIVELY thank you very much
>cue spy vs spy shenanigans
>(you) can't figure out why you need to spend so much on home repair for the life of you
>it's like there are bombs going off in the walls or something
No.329331
Anonymous
>>329324
The Anti Emily...
No.329332
Anonymous
>>329326
>Sorry son you can only have exposition dialog... and sex with a grippy sock girlfailure

He really is just like his grandpa Khan...
>inb4 Colt finds and unintentionally rizzes the last remaining solverdrone outside his family
>Uzi would be impressed were she not so scared for him
No.329333
Anonymous
>>329324
Verboten
No.329334
Anonymous
Replies:>>329340
>>329328
>>329330
It matters not.
I have locked both in a test chamber and they must solve puzzles for my amusement.
No.329335
Anonymous
Image:177025377542.png(329kB, 485x917)marcymallow.png
>>329228
yesh papa
No.329336
Anonymous
Image:177025397540.png(515kB, 1429x1732)yeva and doll's dad (murder drones) drawn by mercurialmorose - da5aa8f1d7dc5b72c8b0cc7d1f5adba3.png
>>329325
>>329323
>Yeva was an active robo-vamp all the way until her death
>None of her models have a speck of oil on them till she dies
>Even cleaner than her daughter, who hangs out with the literal most popular and image obsessed drone in the outpost

You just know Doll's dad was giving his wife the most intensive tongue baths this side of Earth. I bet their makeout sessions were so earth shattering they broke all the mirrors in the apartment. And I mean, could you really blame him?
No.329337
Anonymous
>>329326
>big_things_come_in_small_packages.jpg
>or, at least, medium things do (cursed be the Uzigenes)
No.329338
Anonymous
Replies:>>329344
>>329336
it was really weird of mitchell to transfer his consciousness to a drone but yeah i guess they were earth shattering
No.329339
Anonymous
No.329340
Anonymous
>>329334
>they both want out bad but hate each other more than they want to escape
>every time one gets close to finishing the other hits them with some kind of Contraption(tm) or swarm of tamed roboanimals to knock them back to start
>they both easily could have escaped by now if they weren't so focused on stopping each other, especially with all the equipment you have
>still, at least you can hang the two on your wall as a modern art piece or something
No.329341
Anonymous
>Murder Space
>Mitchell runs away from the church
>There is an explosion
>The shockware pushes him forward and he falls into a chasm
>Somehow this saves his life
>Mitchell finds himself even deeper in the underground
>He discovers abandoned miner gear and he dons it
>Eventually he makes his way out
>Everyone is dead. Everything is cold
>Roving bands of worker drones sing about being free and killing the boer, so he avoids them
>He makes his way to the starport and takes a ride to the planet Copper 9 is orbiting
>But it turns out the Solver has infected the population
>Mitchell is forced to put together weapons and kill the Solver creatures
>He goes on an adventure where he discovers that another alien species used to inhabit the planet
>He also discovers that there is an eldritch Solver instance at the core of the moon and the aliens tried but failed to destroy it
>Fast forward a few months
>Khan and Nori are sitting on a bench, looking at the beautiful night sky
>"What a beautiful sight" Khan remarks
>"Thank you!" Nori responds with some cheek
>Khan smiles at her
>"The planet is pretty too" he adds
>Nori looks at it and ponders the life that awaits her
>Her belly makes whirring noises as her internal printer is constructing her pillbaby
>"I kinda wish it was bigger" Khan comments
>The planet starts getting bigger
>And bigger and bigger and bigger
>Nori turns to Khan
>"You've killed us, Khan."
>The alien machine at the planet's surface pulls Copper 9 and smashes it against the planet, killing the moon
>Glitch never made another season
No.329342
Anonymous
Replies:>>329347
>>329326
angela smol
No.329343
Anonymous
>>329341
>T minus 10 to impact
>Khan's just trying to hold his wife close while he can, there's nothing they can do and he knows the ships are too far
>Yeva's panicing and trying to teleport herself and her husband as close to the planet core as possible
>Nori... Nori is throwing a fit
>About how unfair it all is, about how her daughter is never gonna have a chance, about how short her time in freedom and with her husband is
>this emotional turmoil + imminent death activates her Solver
>Cue a [NULL] that shatters the falling moon
>Khan just looks at his wife after this display of godlike power
>"Dude I don't friggin know, Bite Me!"
>Maybe he CAN get to work on those doors earlier...
No.329344
Anonymous
Replies:>>329350
Image:177025493755.jpg(962kB, 2304x1756)doll, yeva, and mitchell (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 16411e7d0397d03fdeae50c32d2dac4f.jpg
>>329338
>Mitchell had an incredibly keen eye for detail
>Doll's dad was a photographer i.e. a guy with a habit that required and promotes an eye for details

Are we making it Mitchellbros?
No.329346
Anonymous
>>329341
So there were aliens just... sitting next door the whole time? Without anyone noticing? Also isn't Copper the planet and the other two moons?
No.329347
Anonymous
>>329342
>and let the first meeting of the "screwed by our robogenes" club commence
>first order of business: our sisters
No.329348
Anonymous
Replies:>>329349
No.329349
Anonymous
Replies:>>329351
>>329348
>you are now aware she will never get content ever again
No.329350
Anonymous
Replies:>>329352
>>329344
>Are we making it Mitchellbros?
Apparently not, seeing how he and Yeva are extremely dead.
No.329351
Anonymous
>>329349
Not if I BEG on my KNEES for another drawfag to do it for me!
No.329352
Anonymous
Image:177025544905.png(41kB, 1000x1000)doll and mitchell (murder drones) - 31237569b788b772ba8cc7b06ae87b62.png
>>329350
>Doll exists
Don't care, sex haver confirmed
No.329353
Anonymous
Replies:>>329423
Image:177025608875.png(235kB, 1635x1200)HAVw83YacAAxIzl.png
Grunt ultra heavy experimental models...
No.329354
Anonymous
Replies:>>329355
>>329352
>exists
Some bad news on that front too.
No.329355
Anonymous
Replies:>>329356
Image:177025669040.jpg(139kB, 1200x1198)THIS TIME I MIGHT JUST DISAPPEAR.jpg
>>329354
???
No.329356
Anonymous
Replies:>>329362
>>329355
>Doll pic
>Ghost lyrics

Based
No.329357
Anonymous
How would (you) court Harper?
No.329358
Anonymous
>>329326
>Despite his best efforts to develop taste Colt is still vulnerable to the siren song of the Asian persuasion
>Thankfully he escapes the obsessive Japanophilia of his mother
>Unfortunately the demand in his genes leads him to deeper and darker places...
>Yes, Colt cannot help but love his system slop fantasies/litrpgs
>Something about the idea of a regular person working their way into power to exceed gods and demand respect from all before them... it really gets his gears going
>Of course how often is a system slop protag a "regular person"
>This makes him something of a Sysyphus: constantly reading/watching some media up until the point the hero is revealed to secretly be God/the chosen one/heroblooded/whatever, only to immediately fall for the next series that promises "ok he's an actual regular guy this time we swear"
>... at least he has his RPGs
>He's played through half the mods Mount and Blade has now
No.329359
Anonymous
Replies:>>329360
>>329357
I believe there is a 50 part green about that one Anon
No.329360
Anonymous
Replies:>>329361
>>329359
but does it end in a happy ending for me
No.329361
Anonymous
Replies:>>329364
>>329360
>Harper
>A happy ending

Anon... you might want to stick to jobbers. At least then there was never an illusion of victory.
No.329362
Anonymous
Image:177025713702.jpg(72kB, 686x1200)Fuck, it's you I hate the most.jpg
>>329356
Doll and Mystery Skulls just fit together.
No.329363
Anonymous
>>329362
>somewhere, N has the inexplicable urge to yell "Zoinks!"
>Uzi just feels powerful and smug
>... and maybe vaguely doglike for some reason, whatever, she's not being controlled by some feeling!
No.329364
Anonymous
Replies:>>329365
>>329361
what does this mean... i'm scared
No.329365
Anonymous
>>329364
>he dosen't know

Read the green anon. Don't worry, it's all fine so far.
No.329366
Anonymous
Replies:>>329426
>>329171
Thank you! And hey, any green is a good green, right?
No.329367
Anonymous
Everytime I see that one art where Masqy has her visor broken I get really sad. I would never do that to her, yet, no happy arts exist where my point is proven.
No.329368
Anonymous
No.329369
Anonymous
Detective Masqy is on the case!
No.329370
Anonymous
>>329369
>trips
>visor breaks
No.329371
Anonymous
>>329369
I hired her to find out who keeps stealing all of my fancy cheeses. she says when she was staking out my cheese vault all of my parmesan seemed to vanish into thih air so she's gonna need to spend a few days looking over every inch of the place to find out how the thief did it
No.329372
Anonymous
>>329246
Does he? That's unfortunate. I love that guy!
No.329373
Anonymous
No.329374
Anonymous
Replies:>>329383
Every drone is a good drone, except that one.
No.329375
Anonymous
Image:177025991021.png(56kB, 344x353)1770238682148829.png
would the simpsons stay yellow if they were on the universe of drones
No.329376
Anonymous
Image:177025994354.png(242kB, 787x896)thank heavens.png
>>329367
No.329377
Anonymous
Image:177026003434.jpg(55kB, 850x567)HELLBENT.jpg
>>329362

>Doll + Mystery Skulls = kino
agreed
No.329378
Anonymous
>>329376
most smoochable forehead award
No.329379
Anonymous
Image:177026011473.png(20kB, 747x657)You Made Me Strong.png
>>329377(me)
and further proof
No.329380
Anonymous
GOD DAMMIT TIME PASSES TOO FAST
No.329381
Anonymous
Replies:>>329386
>>329380
how is it already February
No.329382
Anonymous
>>329377
>"no actually i was thinking of retiring haha"
No.329383
Anonymous
Image:177026041827.jpg(262kB, 1418x1066)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by milyoasis - 233d35f6ffd6c39527242b3a1ab92126.jpg
>>329374
>Pic Related
No.329384
Anonymous
Replies:>>329385
>>329376
I'm going to harm her so she doesn't get cocky.
No.329385
Anonymous
Replies:>>329410
>>329384
>anon trips and smashes his forehead
>now he is the one with the broken visor
No.329386
Anonymous
>>329381
I was wondering the same thing.
HOW
No.329387
Anonymous
I hacked your drone and set its horny value to False.
No.329388
Anonymous
>>329376
the anon goes full "uoh" and confuses the masqy
No.329389
Anonymous
>>329387
>This kills the L
>Turns out that when you are horny all the time, you connect every part of yourself to being horny.
No.329390
Anonymous
Replies:>>329391
Image:177026225016.png(1.79MB, 4054x3845)izu threshold and uncertain severer (original character) drawn by minxdoomsday - 3112808df13391546b7950351716ef2c.png
>>329387
Impossible...
No.329391
Anonymous
>>329390
Since Izu is a negative and you provided a negative result…I feel bad for DS-M’s testicles
No.329392
Anonymous
trying to make drone hair curved in blender is so exhausting yet i know that if i won't do it no one will
No.329393
Anonymous
>>329392
>Completely stock drones with subtle hints of femininity
No.329394
Anonymous
Replies:>>329396
>>329315
> a Keeter made out of a sadistic N clone
this is how we convince femanon to draw a Keeter Klone
No.329395
Anonymous
>>329392
Curvy drone hair... need
No.329396
Anonymous
Image:177026373796.jpg(153kB, 1719x1830)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - d7958faa05de2b8bcb7f0d8f5e6a58dd.jpg
>>329394
>He used Keeter
>Hard R

You got the pass for that one anonymous?
No.329397
Anonymous
Replies:>>329429
Image:177026512950.png(7.07MB, 2423x3340)176850407036.png
No.329398
Anonymous
Replies:>>329400
>In a world of Berettas, be a Colt
No.329399
Anonymous
>>329396
Akita would NEVER let a meatbag have the K-word pass.
No.329400
Anonymous
>>329398
>He's just a sad buenolord in a different way
>At least he's honest about it
No.329401
Anonymous
Image:177026602935.png(15kB, 836x578)Lambda.png
Drono from the drawpile
No.329402
Anonymous
>>329401
oh hey! dust finally found this board
No.329403
Anonymous
>>329401
Butiful porple drun...
>obviously Uzi's illegitimate child
>you can tell because she wants to actually hold a weapon instead of just pumping them out of her arms
No.329404
Anonymous
Replies:>>329406
Image:177026722253.png(484kB, 1508x1310)LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE.png
>Fun Nighttime OC Facts: Because she spent most of her formative years in a padded cell, Negev is the only Nuzi kid who wasn't conditioned by prolonged exposure to her father and his endless one man campaign to make *droney language (somedroney, nodroney, anydroney, everydroney) a thing, and so never slips up and says *droney instead of *body or *one
No.329405
Anonymous
No.329406
Anonymous
>>329404

>Her distaste for this is one of the very few points she's willing to surrender to mother, despite her father's good intentions
>Seriously father, why must you burden us so?
No.329407
Anonymous
>>329401
>Non yellow eyes

She's either rapist or friend. Judging by the history of pink/purple eyed DDs probably both. She seems like she'd be gentle about it at least...
No.329408
Anonymous
Image:177026775364.jpg(48kB, 729x627)J is a bunny.jpeg
>>329269
Bunny J!
No.329409
Anonymous
Image:177026812378.jpg(8kB, 320x201)depressed_teacher_drone.png
>>329380
These threads pass too fast too, I leave for like only half the day and I come back and all of the sudden there's like 200+ posts I have to quickly read through, and I also check on 4chan too so there's even more raaahhh!!!
No.329410
Anonymous
>>329385
Anon is a human btw
No.329411
Anonymous
>>329389
>loadbearing_coconut.jpg
No.329412
Anonymous
>trash collection in the megaslum happens on a regular basis.
>none of the major players resembling a government take credit for it and supposed witnesses to the process can't agree on a story
>sometimes the trash inside your unit goes missing before you can put it out.
>nobody likes to think too hard about that part.
No.329413
Anonymous
Replies:>>329432
Image:177026863197.jpg(115kB, 922x1044)20260205061638.jpg
No.329414
Anonymous
>>329412
>People like to think its gnomes
>They really, REALLY prefer to think it's gnomes
>So they leave out all the little gifts you would for such creatures
>And when these gifts sometimes disappear, maybe occasionally along with a small problem or two, this is nothing to worry about
No.329415
Anonymous
No.329417
Anonymous
>>329316
Anything at all, just related to sentinel drones. As the original creator, anything you create is automatically considered "canon," so to speak, so I'd love to read any content.

By the way, I think anon was referring to your feelings about what we've turned sentinel drones into. I don't care if you don't like our greens about them or even Pavo: person has the right to like and hate things. The important thing for me is that you're not making a drama out of it, unlike some mentally ill anons, who even try to find contentfags outside of these threads to bully.
No.329418
Anonymous
>>329321
Would.
No.329419
Anonymous
No.329420
Anonymous
>>329336
He tried to save as many lives as possible.
No.329421
Anonymous
>>329341
Kek, sounds like a shooter plot.
No.329422
Anonymous
>>329352
Yeva was probably the last drone to get a human penis.
No.329423
Anonymous
No.329424
Anonymous
>>329357
Hugs, kisses and sex.
No.329425
Anonymous
Image:177027138762.png(198kB, 1182x1224)1714011413466747.png
>>329412
>>329414
No.329426
Anonymous
Replies:>>329444
>>329366
I am glad to serve the proletarian international.

>And hey, any green is a good green, right?
Well, there are a couple that aren't great, to be honest, but 99.9% are absolutely awesome! (except mine.)
No.329427
Anonymous
No.329428
Anonymous
>>329389
Holy fucking kek.
No.329429
Anonymous
>>329397
Its a trap!
No.329430
Anonymous
No.329431
Anonymous
>>329412
DRONES ARE STEALING MY TRASH!
No.329432
Anonymous
Replies:>>329435
>>329413
No, I don't want a kiss!
No.329433
Anonymous
No.329434
Anonymous
>>329414
>Domovoy
>Sweets and vodka are accepted as gifts
>If there is nothing sweet, leave twice as much vodka
No.329435
Anonymous
Image:177027202168.gif(180kB, 1211x810)2b9554ac24beefd7e48f5fe5c997d9da.gif
>>329432
You're gonna get a kiss and You're gonna like it.
No.329437
Anonymous
Replies:>>329438
>>329064
What is this?
No.329438
Anonymous
Replies:>>329439
>>329437
lilblucat's akita doujin
No.329439
Anonymous
>>329438
(very much still in progress)
No.329440
Anonymous
Reminder that Uzi's womb is the safest place in the entire galaxy
No.329441
Anonymous
Image:177027404092.png(68kB, 384x328)dae9211d3cc9f3503ce0f9f1b6cd784a.png
>>329440
>Anon's muffled voice sounded, as if her talking through a pair of tin cans connected by string
>N stares at him, wearing his wife like a hat, engulfed to his head in his wife's womb
>Uzi grunts, there's a wet 'shluuuuurp'
>and Anon's gone...
No.329442
Anonymous
>>329441
Nice vore.
No.329443
Anonymous
>>329441

>Anon may not have died
>But he was never found again
>And he may never die again either, if the legends are true
No.329444
Anonymous
>>329426 (me)
>Well, there are a couple that aren't great, to be honest
I want to say this upfront for anons who might think I'm referring to their greens. I meant greens like the one Pillar wrote about Pavo. Fortunately, such greens are almost never encountered, they're a fluke, I'd even say.
No.329445
Anonymous
Replies:>>329547
>>329401
i already feel conflicted about her
No.329446
Anonymous
Image:177027569993.jpg(503kB, 1468x1881)1768045411351.jpg
>My boss isn't a tall sentinel drone MILF with a thing for younger human employees
Fuck my life.
No.329447
Anonymous
Replies:>>329449
>>329446
Anon, Harper is canonically a Dronesexual
No.329448
Anonymous
>>329446
To be fair, Harper isn't a tall sentinel drone MILF with a thing for younger employees either: she's I think the single most drone-clanging drone we've seen come out of these threads short of Rebecca herself.
No.329449
Anonymous
>>329447
I'm anon, I determine the canon myself.
No.329450
Anonymous
>>329448
>Rebecca
There just wasn't man around who could fuck her. I think she would have been even more clingy than Emily (though not as fanatical).
No.329451
Anonymous
Image:177027622942.jpg(70kB, 1192x670)Ghostbusters.jpg
>>329362

>A few weeks into the post-cannon, V starts getting a "bad feeling" while she wanders the bunker
>On top of this sensor glitches, faint wafts of oil, even subtly changing text in the books she reads all seem to pile up
>The whole thing comes to a head when, at the stroke of midnight, V sees Doll's whole ass oil ghost appear at the end of a hallway
>Naturally she tries her immediate V instinct with such things: missile launcher
>Naturally this at most makes Doll's form jiggle a little as it passes through
>Spooky supernatural threat proven, V resorts to her other main instinct: full blown Scooby-Doo tier flight from the situation
>Of course Doll can't actually hurt her in any way
>If she could V would already be dead,
>But V doesn't have to know that
>The whole thing continues for nearly an hour before V's desperate flight takes her near the Doorman residence
>The instinctive "Oh crap I'm gonna get eaten again" snaps Doll out of her power-high and sees her disperse into the ether
>By the time Uzi responds V is left looking like a gibbering loon, stumbling over herself trying to explain why she's there and why they need a salt circle double-triple-overtime

>Doll thought that was the end of it
>That she would be able to force V from the bunker in fear or, at least, torment her for the rest of her life with spirit-shenanigans
>She failed to realize
>V grew up in a Victorian mansion
>Serving under a would-be occultist
>Practically LIVING in their library
>So when Uzi proves unable to "Solver the problem" because "She's freaking dead dude, what am I supposed to do?" V gets prepared

...

>The next time Doll sees her it's with a silver mirror over her core, a full bandolier of holy battery acid (she tried water but "robo-god doesn't bless that"), and the sum total salt content of the city's JCJmart
>She's even recruited a (significantly less serious) Uzi and N into the fray, getting Uzi to build an EMF reader, analog video camera, spirit box, the works
>The price exacted(after refusing to let Uzi bless the battery-acid) was dire
>But the value of the gremlin's mechanical autism far outweighs the promise of a cat onesie to be
>Assistance thus secured the three of them, N and Uzi dressed in exorcist costumes, resolved upon a plan
>The three agreed that that very night, when the clock struck twelve, they would hunt through the bunker together, so that "V can maybe be just a tiny bit less paranoid" again
>Little did they know Doll was listening...

...

>Being a reasonable drone, one would expect Doll to unafraid
>Being a robo-Catholic, Doll is terrified
>Between the holy acid, salt, and the giant novelty crucifix N is carrying, Doll knows it's do or die (again)
>But how to take on two Disassembly Drones and a nascent Robo-Devil?
>Doll may not know
>But she remembers what (almost) worked last time

>Step one: gather allies
>Doll might not be the most popular ghost in the graveyard, partway because she put half the people there
>But if she can't manipulate Emily and Rebecca of all people then she's learned absolutely nothing from Lizzy
>... She may have learned very little from Lizzy
>In the end it takes a promises of "deleting your human porn stash" and "letting you use your dissembler porn stash again" before the two comply
>Sometimes its a blessing to be able to haunt computers
>Assistance thus secured, she moves onto the next part of her plan

>Step two: divide and conquer
>Doll lucked out on this one
>From her position in the camera network she watches excitement turn to frustration turn to boredom over the course of several hours where they do little but season the floors
>All she has to do is sit back and relax
>Eventually even V must concede that "nothing's happening" and agree that the three should split up and cover more ground
>It's only afterward that Doll sees Uzi drag N off down a disused corridor
>Well they aren't the target, it'll probably be fine
>A quick prayer for poor Rebecca and Emily's souls later and Doll is off to the races

...


>In a distant disused corridor, N is getting "closer to God"
>When suddenly in amongst the moaning a blue spectral figure appears
>Rebecca, arrayed in all the glory she can muster, prepares her whole speech about "grave sins" and the "sanctity of death"
>Then she sees N
>N in the arms of some stinky purple femcel
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>The two fumble about each other's arms as a full blown banshee comes screeching down the hall straight towards them
>Untangling himself first, N brandishes his crucifix
>He's pretty sure his "license to marry" from Khan isn't going to stop this, but he has to try!
>Then midway through through repeating the Exorcist a great green light simply overrides the entire corridor, greys and blacks and blues vanishing in the face of its brilliance
>Of course Uzi brought her railgun ghost hunting
>And of course she would think it could kill ghosts
>Isn't that how it works in anime after all? Can't energy attacks hurt anything?
>Heck, lasers even worked in the marshmallow man movie V wanted them to watch!
>When his optics finally adjust he's downright unsurprised to see the monster gone
>But it's hard not to be impressed with Uzi
>That smirk of triumph, those golden-yellow eyes, the way she has to practically point the barrel at herself to "awesomely" blow the smoke away...
>It all just makes N want to pick her up
>Hold her close
>Get back to what they were doing
>After all V's gone...
>V!
>Biscuits, V, the ghosts, it's all real!
>It's all real and she's alone!
>Ignoring Uzi's yelp he sweeps her off her feet and starts swooping through the bunker
>They've got to find her before the ghost does!
>Still
>The back of N's mind tells him that they're forgetting something
>Wasn't there another step, something the people in the marshmallow movie did when they lasered the ghosts?
>Whatever, no time! They had to find V right now!

>At the far end of the corridor Emily found herself watching Rebecca pull herself swearing out of a wall
>Turns out ghosts can get temporary blindness still
>Gosh it is temporary? right? probably?
>But turning back to her "scare targets..."
>...Maybe she could just figure out computer possession herself
>And as she watched a full set of crab claws emerge from the purple as she startled, she only got surer and surer of her decision

...

>Meanwhile away from the lovebirds, a certain coward checks her "spirit slaying" list on familiar doorstep
>No way around it, "funeral rights" is undeniably the #1 way to stop a ghost
>Still, that isn't going to make what comes after any prettier
>With utmost silence she pries the door apart
>And because fate can't give her a break in any situation, ever, there is the Teacher sitting right on the couch
>Does he even sleep? Was he expecting her to break in?
>He turns his head to look
"Lizzy's on her charger"
>Then right back to his coffee and staring off into space?
>V legitimately can't see anything else he could be doing from his current position, but whatever not her problem
>Her problem currently lay behind the bedazzled door across the living room
>Giving her full customary *grunt* of greeting she strides over into Lizzy's room
>And there, right beside Lizzy's bed: Doll's body
>It would be so easy
>Just grab it, take it out, put it in the ground
>Heck even put it in the spire or her stomach: it's not like she's ever had ghost problems with those before
>But seeing Lizzy there
>Knowing how much she cared, how important this was to her...
>V couldn't do it
>She's still not gonna be some supernatural being's bitch, she's learned that lesson well enough already
>But maybe... maybe this one could stay
>At least, for now
>With certain understandings
>So she pulls out her claws and one of the "purification talismans" Uzi was so excited about
"Don't be a Glitch, K?"
>The lights flicker
>Maybe a little more respectful than that
"Don't be a Glitch, Kthx?"
>No ominous noises this time
>That'll have to do
>And so V leaves the Vickers residence, a little bit stronger and a little bit calmer than before
>The ensuing tackle hugs when the other two caught up to her are another story entirely
No.329452
Anonymous
>>329335
Très bon, I'm putting this in the binder.
No.329453
Anonymous
Image:177027754398.png(276kB, 852x1056)YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.png
Y SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WON'T BE FREE FOR TWO MORE WEEKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.329454
Anonymous
Image:177027759125.jpg(346kB, 1000x1436)doll and lizzy (murder drones) drawn by maciulek - 0994e45cd8841ca8387ed348ad4a420c.jpg
>>329451
>Of course, Doll was watching all this
>And of course, Doll saw her mother's killer get cold feet at the last second
>This should be a reason for triumph!
>The ability to torment the Murderous Drone into forever!
>But looking down at that shitty, shitty peace offering...
>And at Lizzy
>Lizzy, who even now has been carrying her body throughout the bunker
>Lizzy, whose real, living best friend is now that monster
>... who probably couldn't stand to lose her
>Maybe they could have an understanding
>It's not like Doll can kill her or anything at this point
>They don't have to be friends
>It's just... there's no need to spend ALL her unlife hating the thing
>She already spent her life avenging that grudge
>There's got to be board games SOMEWHERE in the afterlife

...

>In the doorman residence, after a long night spent, N, V, and Uzi have near fused with the couch
>After a helluva lot of screaming, hugging, and oil rations everyone finally sits with a calm mind and a stable core temperature
>Now in the post-storm calm and all, N feels confident enough to ask a question
"So, did you end up catching Doll's ghost?"
"Oh I made that up"
"YOU WHAT"
>A sofa showdown ensues as V gets assaulted by the entirety of the living room's cushion set
>It is all N can do to avoid thing escalating further as Uzi practically salivates in his grasp for the chance to "get my hands on that backstabbing lying humie-loving piece of scrap"
>Her promises to "kill you twice" are very reassuring
>Still through it all V laughs
>And not just because Uzi's gone full rabid chihuahua again
>It's fun to know a little more than the rest
>And if Doll doesn't want to spill her secrets yet, well who is she to judge?
>She just hopes the ghost changes her mind soon
>Sure would suck to keep a secret for another 20 years
No.329455
Anonymous
No.329456
Anonymous
Image:177027820795.png(1.42MB, 1653x1704)1768045411755.png
>>329453
ANON, DON'T LET UNI TAKE AWAY YOUR WILL TO LIVE! THINK OF YOUR WIFE! THINK OF Y! THINK OF HER PET!
No.329457
Anonymous
Replies:>>329474
>Forgot NSFW
Fuck.
No.329458
Anonymous
>>329448
It’s kinda sad that we don’t have more Drone X Drone
No.329459
Anonymous
Image:177027886796.jpg(534kB, 1454x1750)Uzi & N tongue stuff.jpg
>>329458
Damn shame
No.329460
Anonymous
Replies:>>329476
>>329459
>Nuzi anything

Unf
No.329461
Anonymous
Replies:>>329464
>>329458
Like art or greens?
No.329462
Anonymous
>>329453
Too bad anon, Y sexo YOUR responsiity now: if you don't write it, the Kraut wife dies a Beretta's death.
No.329463
Anonymous
No.329464
Anonymous
Replies:>>329476
No.329465
Anonymous
>>329458
I agree, robots should fuck.
Though this is one of the only threads I go to where you're allowed to indulge in blatant self-insert wish fulfillment. Everywhere else is apparently too good for that.
No.329466
Anonymous
Image:177027963519.jpg(53kB, 396x607)176972862640.jpg
>>329465
>Anon can't find anon around anymore

Scary!
No.329467
Anonymous
Replies:>>329476
>>329458
Would be nice... drone....
No.329468
Anonymous
I feel like I have forgotten half my life
No.329469
Anonymous
Replies:>>329476
>>329458
This but specifically on-model drones
No.329470
Anonymous
Replies:>>329729
Image:177028097967.jpg(370kB, 2052x2000)@parfaityuri.jpg
No.329471
Anonymous
Replies:>>329476
>>329458
Drone are made for humans, end of story
No.329472
Anonymous
>>329462
Amyanon! Stop wanking it to ayyyylmao's and draw my kraut wife!
No.329473
Anonymous
>>329376
Thank havens!
No.329474
Anonymous
>>329457 (me)
What the hell?
No.329475
Anonymous
>>329267
>>329269
Hot stuff drawfag.
No.329476
Anonymous
Replies:>>329477
>>329459
>>329460
>>329464
>>329467
>>329469
Eternal slave to the drones. Will never get to clank as "Tessa" fucks his wife.
>>329465
>>329471
An equal to his Sentinel Drone wife. Will become strong and help his wife birth strong descendants.
No.329477
Anonymous
No.329478
Anonymous
Replies:>>329483
Image:177028584816.png(37kB, 789x709)68d95b14d0753e4b2a46ed4fc5520ab2.png
>>329462
Cupidrone make more Y x Pidge holograms. It'll be funny.
No.329479
Anonymous
>>329451
>>329454
Good green.
No.329480
Anonymous
When the spores descend, what will you do? Beg?
No.329481
Anonymous
Image:177028847194.jpg(147kB, 888x885)c239f520e2f8aaa99fd4c2ff5f3068e3.jpg
>>329480
Spores?
No.329482
Anonymous
>>329480
It's ok. The fog.
No.329483
Y simp
>>329478
Why you bully me?
No.329484
Anonymous
Replies:>>329485
The mud is coming.
No.329485
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177029026022.mp4(4.77MB / 0:00:30 / h264+aac, 480x854)Sand_mutant.mp4
>>329484
I'm two steps ahead.
No.329488
Anonymous
Pavo butt expansion.
No.329489
Anonymous
>>328976
>cyn/solver
>backstory
kek, I needed a good joke as of late
No.329490
Anonymous
>>328982
>Cyn even managed to literally slip herself inside of her killer's ass
the cyn butt plug
No.329491
Anonymous
Go back to deviantart.
No.329492
Anonymous
>>329488
Pablo vore.
No.329493
Anonymous
>>329440
hermit crab this femcel vagina
No.329494
Anonymous
Image:177029297438.gif(198kB, 899x985)LickTummY.gif
Y tummY kissu...
No.329495
Anonymous
Image:177029401260.png(245kB, 1384x1283)1759796431324.png
No.329496
Anonymous
Replies:>>329497
During Valentines Day, Grub becomes the Love Bug and his bites become love bites. Unfortunately, the bites still give you robo hives.
No.329497
Anonymous
>>329496
bold of you to assume that it’s going to live for that long
No.329498
Anonymous
Image:177029664772.png(142kB, 1029x783)TessaHappyAndMarried.png
Are (you) ready to take responsibility for an autistic drone lady and give her kids?
No.329499
Anonymous
>>329498
those drones are all heads with no bodies
No.329500
Anonymous
Replies:>>329501
Image:177029695533.jpg(86kB, 1024x859)happy BOAH noises.jpg
>>329498
>drone heads.
Post real pillbabies.
No.329501
Anonymous
Image:177029728586.png(219kB, 720x1043)IMG_9978.png
>>329500
Pillbabies it is.
No.329502
Anonymous
>>329454
good green
No.329503
Anonymous
>>329488
How?! It's already at the limit of our universe's capabilities!
No.329504
Anonymous
>>329498
I'm going to have to explain to our human children that these aren't their other siblings, and I'm also going to have to explain to them that Mom's fascination with drones is NOT normal.
No.329505
Anonymous
Replies:>>329506
>>329488
it's a good thing Pavo isn't a DD, with an appetite like theirs he'd have an ass the size of a buick in less than a month
No.329506
Anonymous
>>329505
>buick
No.329507
Anonymous
Molly BJ.
No.329508
Anonymous
Replies:>>329509
>>329506
yeah, y'know, like the cars?
No.329509
Anonymous
Replies:>>329510
>>329508
no, I do not know, nor does anyone else
No.329510
Anonymous
Replies:>>329511
>>329509
don't project your lack of knowledge onto others
No.329511
Anonymous
Replies:>>329512
>>329510
>don’t project
>is currently doing just that
No.329512
Anonymous
Replies:>>329514
>>329511
do you not know what projecting means either? because it seems like you don't.
No.329513
Anonymous
>̵̹̙̃͊T̴̠͝ḣ̸̢̨̛̂ḙ̶͎͒̽͝ ̸̟̫̮̅t̶͍̙͉͆h̸̡̭͇̎r̶̝̊̂e̴̖̓́a̷̡̬͌͒͂d̸͈̩̦̀͆͠s̷̘̄̓͝ ̶̱̝̈́͋̇a̴̜̓̈̓r̶̬̳̥͗̑̏ě̴͇̦̫͒̄ ̴̭͚̽͆́ͅh̴̍̽̊͜u̵̜͋̔̽ņ̸̣̼́g̵̬̪̱̒̊ȑ̶̖̳̐̊y̸͈͊̇
̷̮̹͊>̵̛̰͖̿̍F̸̱́e̷̲̒͂̿e̴̬̪̺͒͂d̵͍̰̔ ̷̩̑t̷̺̜͕̀́h̶̗͖̓̚e̸̩̋͂̑ ̸̯̔̈́͘ẗ̷͖̜ḫ̶̱͌̋͘r̵͖̫̥̓͊͋e̴̛̫a̴̼̥̐ḑ̵͙̱̌̔̈́ ̴͕̽͗͋ä̵̭̖̳̅̈́l̷̺̜͑̔͋͜g̶͎̣̾͋͠ọ̷̀̓̋r̶̘̬̬̍̊i̴̜̺̭̓t̴̠̗͙͊h̷̗͍͛͗͒m̵̜̻̔
No.329514
Anonymous
Replies:>>329515
>>329512
I most certainly do know, all this over the word 'buick', given the context to that post, a failed attempt at spelling building, why wouldn’t it be building, less than a month and that ass would be the size of a building
No.329515
Anonymous
Image:177030450007.jpg(183kB, 1200x677)IMG_1356.jpeg
>>329514
oh you're the commafag, that explains it.
No.329516
Anonymous
Replies:>>329565
>>329515
not everyone cares that deeply for a car like you do, especially to the point calling others faggots for not knowing that
No.329517
Anonymous
Image:177030519404.png(1.82MB, 1920x861)1669068295973.png
>>328910
Since AbsoluteSolver-infected drones become partially organic, do you think they can look at Captchas without freaking out like uninfected, purely mechanical drones do?
No.329518
Anonymous
Replies:>>329519
>>329517
no, the solver infected drones became more freaked out when viewing them
No.329519
Anonymous
Replies:>>329520
No.329520
Anonymous
>>329519
captcha is bad enough as it is, showing it to someone who cannot mentally grasp reality, is asking for a lot
No.329521
Anonymous
Image:177030611274.png(661kB, 930x1189)sips.png
I was given terrible information about parasites thanks by a friend that is a bio-chem analyst...

How do fare with the fact that men can transmit STD type parasites to women, but these are microscopic
Perhaps might write something
No.329522
Anonymous
>>329521
>spoiler
>Perhaps might write something
what COULD you possibly write a greentext about men can transmit STD type parasites to women without it being a fetish story
No.329523
Anonymous
Replies:>>329633
Image:177030671711.png(483kB, 1976x2668)Anons horrifically horny halloween.png
>>329521
I kinda already did that.
No.329524
Anonymous
Replies:>>329525
>>329521
real life is a disgusting nightmare? what else is new
No.329525
Anonymous
Replies:>>329526
>>329524
on here, it’s not exactly better either, it will gradually got worse, you can thank MDfags for that
No.329526
Anonymous
Image:177030877884.gif(507kB, 640x480)IMG_1358.gif
>>329525
damned MDfags! they ruined /md/!
No.329527
Anonymous
Image:177030889420.jpg(53kB, 1263x894)GNOZOChbgAA-fup.jpg
I had a tasty meat and cheese sandwich while writing this.
Short but straight to the point.

>Be Uzi
>Class day
>For some unholy reason, the teacher says by school curriculum they’ll have an hour of sex ed
>It happens
>Whole class is filled with shitty dick jokes from the male classmates
>Meanwhile the girls discuss the lesson seriously
>Teacher talks about firewalls, deactivating fertility options, all the gist related to drone coding
>Uzi thinks
>The Solver tism gave her a terrible mix of flesh and metal in one gremlin body
>And a stud of a himbo vampire drone boyfriend
>At this point she’s lost count how many times this murderbot has taken her to cloud nine during their “alone time moments”
>While she’s drowning in horny thoughts, the teacher mentions old illnesses that used to happen to humans with viruses and other nasty stuff
>Hours pass
>Uzi forgets the whole lesson and later indulges with her drone bf
>pipe sound.mp3
>Days later
>She wakes up with a terrible itch down there
>Dear robot lord in Christ, what the fuck
>Goes straight to the drone hospital
>Doctor is confused
>He’s never seen this happen with drones before
>But I guess Solver users get some extra "life inside them"
>He advises absolutely no contact for days until full recovery
>The next days are filled with uncomfortable agony for Uzi
>N gets a chastity cage until he recovers
>Her lesson here is:
>Practice safe sex with your partner
No.329528
Anonymous
>>329527
>N gets a chastity cage until he recovers
>the key ends up getting lost in khan’s key closet
>didn’t memorise the key
>uzi finally knew why keychain are so important
No.329529
Anonymous
>>329506
Holy fuck.
No.329530
Anonymous
>>329527
If you and your partner don't have any of the damn awful sexually transmitted diseases, then you can safely have sex without protection; in the worst case, in nine months you'll have a little bastard who will suck your money for twenty years.

If everything was fine between Uzi and N before, then that means N fucked some infected whore without protection and then passed it on to Uzi.

Question: WHO else has meat inside them besides N and Uzi, and WHO is crazy enough to fuck left and right so often to catch an infection?
No.329531
Anonymous
>>329517
Unless they grow some damn brain tissue inside them and all their thought processes are done by drone standards, then I don't think they'll be able to pass the captcha anyway.
No.329532
Anonymous
Replies:>>329533
Image:177031053608.png(23kB, 829x500)604621e016c1a72e6820d1a552ead39b.png
>>329530
No.329533
Anonymous
Image:177031067534.jpg(156kB, 1115x1277)GO-mZ3ubAAApcUb.jpeg
>>329532
I think one cat is to blame here.
No.329534
Anonymous
>>329401
Two string sexo…
No.329535
Anonymous
>>329530
I have a counterargument. What about hygiene?
Do we even know these two even take a damn shower and not have a colony of fucked up bacteria or fungi?
No.329536
Anonymous
>>329535
As we were told, the only life form that is alive on the planet is the solver flesh, so I doubt there are any bacteria and flus.
No.329537
Anonymous
Replies:>>329538
>>329536
>As we were tol-
by a dumbass femcel, never learned anything in school, who wears goths clothes and has daddy issues, a very trustworthy source of information right there
No.329538
Anonymous
Replies:>>329540
>>329536
>>329537
When were we told?
No.329539
Anonymous
>>329535
fungi can manifest anywhere, that includes a crusty cum sock, fungi and fungus is are not alive or dead, a natural biological hive mind underground
No.329540
Anonymous
>>329538
by uzi, episode 1 in the beginning, don’t even trust anything she says with her mouth, only use it has is being used as a fleshlight
No.329541
Anonymous
Image:177031227641.png(3.30MB, 3222x2017)1701425125860.png
No.329542
Anonymous
>>329541
>jane
>mid
needs to be lower down on the list
No.329543
Anonymous
Replies:>>329544
I put cyn in the cone of shame
No.329544
Anonymous
Replies:>>329545
>>329543
flip it upside, it’s cyn ice cream, then take a bite out of it
No.329545
Anonymous
No.329546
Anonymous
>>329541
I can't belive I managed to propel D into the "Ironic S tier" territory by making Emily cuck her
No.329547
Anonymous
>>329445
>"I heard you was conflicted, misusing your influence...."
No.329548
Anonymous
>>329454
>>329451
Kino green, anon
No.329549
Anonymous
Replies:>>329550
I can’t remember
No.329550
Anonymous
Image:177031607759.png(226kB, 737x1224)Eyelass.png
>>329549
Uhmmm... That's bad, uh... this drone will take care of you, stick close to her
No.329551
Anonymous
Replies:>>329588
>>329550
grandma looking clothes
No.329552
Anonymous
>>329541
>SD-Overkill in S
what the fuck is this tier list ranking?
No.329553
Anonymous
>>329552
a one with good standards
No.329554
Anonymous
>>329552
Looks like Tomoe bait
No.329555
Anonymous
>>329554
>the boogie man did it!
No.329556
Anonymous
Replies:>>329557
Image:177031713494.png(1.76MB, 2492x2016)riptide.png
>>329541
>Mermaid drone with wings coming out of her LUSCIOUS POSTERIOR
I'm assuming you mean the shark one that w-anon did
No.329557
Anonymous
>>329556
Actually built for impregnation
No.329558
Anonymous
Image:177031814769.jpg(1.26MB, 1698x930)f4694589ac4594ccf2bddd6c90ba0782.jpg
>>329554
>>329555
No.329559
Anonymous
Replies:>>329561
>>329555
Half the OCs on that list haven't been relevant since 2024 so it had to have been made by an oldfag. The messy quality and bait like ranking leaves him as the most likely culprit.
No.329560
Anonymous
Replies:>>329562
>Fun Noon OC Facts: Colt screams exactly like a Peanuts character
>He has zero familiarity with Peanuts, he just instinctively does this
>Including the 'looking up with his mouth as wide as possible' version sometimes, when particularly frustrated with his autistic family's antics and psychodramas
>"AAUGH!"
No.329561
Anonymous
>>329559
>2024
>2 years ago
>every OC on list isn’t from this year
>dude, trust me, it’s tomoe
>if you don’t believe me
>then you are tomoe
had it occur to you that it was made in 2024, there’s a decent amount of OC’s that had ended up forgotten by drawfags, 7 only have been remembered, while kat is different, the one who made her is gone, E is living it up, fuck yeah to that, good on E for a long term sustainability
No.329562
Anonymous
Replies:>>329563
>>329560
>Colt can only hear wah wah wa wah wah when adults talk.
No.329563
Anonymous
>>329562
>wario and waluigi is a different story
>colt hears them in rich 70s talk
No.329564
Anonymous
No.329565
Anonymous
Replies:>>329567
>>329516
You are the stupidest poster in this entire website, bar none.
No.329566
Anonymous
Replies:>>329578
I miss [insert OC here].
No.329567
Anonymous
>>329565
>came back after 4 hours
it took all 5 brain cells to come up with that faggot ass response, stupidity at its finest, slow in the head
No.329568
Anonymous
Image:177032017559.gif(768kB, 326x298)1741192596143140.gif
I think all of you should take a break from the computer for a while.
No.329569
Anonymous
Replies:>>329570
>>329561
>dude, trust me, it’s tomoe
>if you don’t believe me
>then you are tomoe
Nice strawman.
No.329570
Anonymous
Replies:>>329581
>>329569
yellow brick road
No.329571
Anonymous
Replies:>>329572
>>329567
There's more than one user on this board aside from you.
No.329572
Anonymous
Replies:>>329580
>>329571
then why would someone who isn’t the original person, care at all, must be a reason to seethe at it, all the way from 4 hours ago
No.329573
Anonymous
Replies:>>329576
There are only two users on this board Anon, me and you. I'm just larping as multiple people because I love you and I'm too shy to let you go.
No.329574
Anonymous
>>329567
that ain't me, I stopped wasting my time with you right here >>329515 when it became clear I was talking to the comma-abusing horsefucker
No.329575
Anonymous
>>329574
>comma-abusing horsefucker
QRD plz
No.329576
Anonymous
Image:177032077211.png(785kB, 1012x750)pom .png
>>329573
>t. pomni
No.329577
Anonymous
>>329575
One fag is rent free about mlp
No.329578
Anonymous
Image:177032095116.jpg(184kB, 741x1339)Screenshot_20260205_204821_ibisPaint X.jpg
>>329566
I miss labor bots.
No.329579
Anonymous
>>329574
so you came back, just to be ass mad about it all over again, you sure show the superiority in being a fucking retard, 4 hours after it happened
No.329580
Anonymous
Replies:>>329583
>>329572
This may come as a shock to you but acting like a clown in a public space tends to draw attention.
No.329581
Anonymous
>>329570
that remind me, was it true that someone hanged themselves on set
No.329582
Anonymous
Replies:>>329584
Let's just blame Tomoe again and call it a day.
No.329583
Anonymous
>>329580
>clown
if it doesn’t make a honk sound when thrust into the clussy, then there is sorrow
No.329584
Anonymous
Replies:>>329593
>>329582
> t. bunny
No.329585
Anonymous
>>329568
I'm already starting to perceive this as a classic.
No.329586
Anonymous
Alright you lot, get your nickers out of a twist or your drone wives will start complaining! Have a Fem SD-I green, gave the idea to myself but I need to get back into the groove of things, my tests went better than I thought so I’m going to have more free time than anticipated
>>329550

>Be Anon… You’re...uh
>You’re at the entrance to your house…
>How did you get here?
>You don’t remember… you were sitting on the couch and then…
>Why do you have your coat on? It’s the middle of spring?
>You begin to take off your shoes and coat and go to the living room
>You have trouble remembering lately
>How long was it?
>You visited the doctor on the third of last month after the incident…
>You were… somewhere you weren’t meant to be at the factory… breathed in something bad…
>You haven’t been to work in a while due to this… no way you’re getting that pay bonus in may if you don’t take a lot of overtime
>You check the date on your phone
>7th of December…
>You hear the door the the house open
>It’s Eyelean, she’s back from shopping
>You go to greet her
>She looks at you with a tired screen, the corners of her mouth raise slightly
“Hi Anon… how have you been”
>Her voice is quiet, almost whisper like
>”Good… Listen, I’m going to call in work and ask if they have some overtime for me, I really should get back to...”
>The slight smile on Eyelean’s face turns into a pained frown
>She places the bags down and grabs you by the hands
“You shouldn’t! Anon, honey, how about we go watch some TV?”
>She leads you to the living room by the hand
>You sit down and watch a movie for a while
>Eyelean gets up and sits back down with a laptop
>She starts typing away at something
“By the way honey, did you take your pills?”
>”What pills?”
>She looks at you with feer in her screen
>She stands up again and grabs you by the hand again
>This time she leads you to the bathroom
>There is a container of some sort of medication on the sink
>Eyelean shakes the container so that one pill falls into your hand
>She looks at you expectantly
>You look at the pill
>You… remember something
>You were angry… at the doctor… no… you were angry
>Eyelean was crying
>You place the pill in your mouth and swallow
>You see relief has washed over Eyelean
>She takes a step towards you and rests her head on your chest
>You start hugging her
>After a while she takes a step back
“I still have some paperwork to fill out”
>You return to the living room
>You resume watching the movie, occasionally glancing at the laptop to see what Eyelean is doing
>She’s on some weird website, there’s a lot of images of implants and other cyborg stuff
>You can’t exactly see what she’s doing there but she enters some subsection of the website, reads for a while and then smiles
>It’s a wide smile, she sighs in relief as if some weight was lifted from her
>Eyelean turns to you and starts patting your head
>She turns her attention back to the laptop and checks your bank account
>Money’s been a bit tight lately… not horribly but Eyelean had to get a part time job in a nearby store
>You hate seeing her in that uniform…
>Eyelean's good mood sours as she notices something
“Anon… there’s a bit of money missing and it’s linked to your card, what did you do?”
>”I can’t remember”
>Eyelean grimaces
“That’s alright, try to think about it for me ok?”
>She checks a few more pages
“Did you start any subscriptions? Maybe you pressed some weird link? Anything?”
>Nothing rings any bells
>You look at Eyelean
>She’s beautiful
>Her hair is messy, she doesn’t have time to do anything with it
>Her screen is glitching every now and then… she hasn’t slept well in a long time
>The fake nail on her hands…
>She used to put so much effort into painting them
>She used to ask you if you liked what she did with them
>You always said yes
>Now she’s wearing blank black ones
>Her clothes….
>Eyelean’s skirt is torn
>Has been for a week now
>You remember something…
>Eyelean is looking at you, waiting for you answer
>You wordlessly begin to stand up
“Anon!”
>She holds you in place and sits you back down
>You try to get up again
No.329587
Anonymous
>>329586
>She stops you again
>And again
>And again
“Anon please! …work wit me here…”
>You don’t give in
>You stand up
>Eyelean grunts in frustration
>She steps back and checks the laptop again
>You start going to your bedroom
“Anon! Come back here!”
>You enter the bedroom
>You walk up to one of the drawers
>It has the printer on it
>There is a paper…
[Casio Beli corp. LTD…. Experimental neurocybernetic enchantment… Subject Anon… waiting list position 9 (2-3 months)]
>You open the drawer
>Eyelean enters the room
“Anon what are you doing?”
>You start digging through the drawer
“Anon!”
>It was somewhere here…
“ANON!”
>Eyelean grabs your hand and yanks it
>She used a bit too much force
>You stumble and fall to the floor
“Anon! I’m… sorry…”
>She helps you stand up
>You start searching the drawer again
“Anon…”
>Eyelean begins sobbing…
>There it is!
>You smirk to yourself
>You take out the piece of cloth
>Eyelean is covering her face with her hands
>You place one hand on her shoulders
>She looks at you confused
>You present her with the new skirt
>She looks at it, confused and surprised
>After a while she shakes her head and smiles
>”I love you”
“I love you too Anon”
>You lean in and kiss Eyelean
No.329588
Anonymous
>>329551
Ol' Mama SD-I
No.329589
Anonymous
>>329568
Beauno
No.329590
Anonymous
>>329575
comma-abusing should be pretty obvious if you look at how he types, and he wants to fuck the ponies from my little pony and he decided here would be a good place to use his slang term for horse assholes
No.329591
Anonymous
>>329590
To be fair anon he isn't the only one inflicting wanton cruelty to the common comma: my ghost hunting green above certainly isn't innocent of that
No.329592
Anonymous
>>329568
>a break from DRONES

I think I might die
No.329593
Anonymous
Image:177032351930.png(355kB, 577x530)5d46f3b71184ea1a342ab87976a88175.png
>>329584
>has fallen.
No.329594
Anonymous
>>329586
>>329587
>Granny I and grampanon green

Cute!
No.329595
Anonymous
>>329593
> /md/ immediately collapses
>if only there was someone that could take her place!
>perhaps a Pillar of the Community somewhere...
No.329597
Anonymous
>>329590
Lots of people want to fuck the ponies from my little pony anon that’s not particularly special
No.329598
Anonymous
Image:177032399213.gif(985kB, 1280x1180)Theblinker.gif
I swear, you lot like the drama no matter how much you complain about it, uhhh... we're here forever, post some drone
No.329599
Anonymous
Image:177032403971.jpg(126kB, 1200x1168)176958118466.jpg
>>329598
Affirmative, posting objective worst drone
No.329600
Anonymous
Replies:>>329603
>>329599
the low resolution of this always sells the best in the jobber
No.329601
Anonymous
Replies:>>329608
>>329530
>it was Cyn
>a little grosser than she's used to, but anything to torment the goblin
>she just didn't realize she would be feeling it too
>at least they suffer together
No.329603
Anonymous
>>329600
>the compression just makes it better!

Agreed
No.329604
Anonymous
Replies:>>329621
>>329599
The worst drones are the best! Imagine how attached J would get to (you) if you started dating! She'd be all over you! And always within 50m of (you)
No.329605
Anonymous
>>329586
>>329587
Incredibly sweet.

Anon, please repost this green later when the shit has calmed down so more anons can read it.
No.329606
Anonymous
Image:177032434391.png(373kB, 1000x1208)Unfortunate luck for arrow.png
>Arrow felt her bones ache
>Shes older than 75 percent of the group that lays before her
>is old enough to be their parent
No.329607
Anonymous
Image:177032436235.jpg(63kB, 850x876)NakedJ.jpg
Jobber posting time! J is best failgirl
No.329608
Anonymous
No.329609
Anonymous
>>329607
She has a mouth...
No.329610
Anonymous
>>329606
God save their souls, for no one else can.

And kek, good stuff.
No.329611
Anonymous
>>329609
He who seeks will always find.
No.329612
Anonymous
Image:177032464590.jpg(21kB, 287x287)Jhort.jpg
No.329613
Anonymous
Image:177032476559.png(588kB, 1204x896)1707701249856.png
>>329609
She's also a vampire. She has fangs.
No.329614
Anonymous
>>329606
>10 fankids
>3 from a show that isn’t even MD
at this point, just might as will K Y S, the show isn’t coming back
No.329615
Anonymous
Replies:>>329616
Image:177032476822.jpg(33kB, 850x574)JussyTongu.jpg
>>329609
OH and she can use it! You're not ready for this one
No.329616
Anonymous
>>329615
>the nefarious floating dick
No.329617
Anonymous
Replies:>>329619
No.329618
Anonymous
Image:177032517760.jpg(3.33MB, 2840x4000)1760634859854.jpg
>>329599
No, worst drone is on the leftmost side of this image
No.329619
Anonymous
>>329617
There is hope for Dementia Anon! He just has to hold on for two more months
No.329620
Anonymous
Image:177032555167.jpg(449kB, 1039x1548)new_hoodie_request.jpg
>>329598
I have no ideas as of right now so reposting this instead.
No.329621
Anonymous
Replies:>>329624
>>329604
She'd probably have a fit and kill you one day to try and prove her independence, and immediately regret it afterwards.
No.329622
Anonymous
Replies:>>329639
>>329620
Slutberry headpatu
No.329623
Anonymous
>>329620
fell over and scraped her bottom plate on gravel, unfortunately, putting a plaster doesn’t work on her
No.329624
Anonymous
Image:177032581159.jpg(362kB, 831x2048)Gwo3JeeXMAAIxVi.jfif
>>329621
No, she's a bit silly but not stupid, she's not cutting her only line of emotional support
No.329625
Anonymous
give a joke character (Blondi, Strychnine, etc.) a tragic backstory
No.329626
Anonymous
>>329625
>Blondi
She's Beretta's friend, that's tragic enough
No.329627
Anonymous
>>329625
>Blondi
She was and still is an autist. There was no saving her social life.
>Strychnine
A machine that can do nothing but fulfill its intended purpose and is consistently denied every opportunity to do so.
>Buckety
She wasn't invited to (you)r birthday party.
No.329628
Anonymous
>>329624
Imagine rubbing your dick against her smooth round assplate and it makes a sound like wiping windows
No.329629
Anonymous
Replies:>>329634
>>329626
>tfw you want to make friends but everydroney says “hey aren’t you like, a neonazi?” and you have to explain to them that there’s a girl who looks almost exactly like you and that SHE’S the neonazi not you
No.329630
Anonymous
Replies:>>329631
>>329626
>Blondi
>Beretta's friend
sister*
fixed that for you, you knows nothing moron
No.329631
Anonymous
Replies:>>329637
>>329630
Uzi cheated on N with a mexican drone?
No.329632
Anonymous
Replies:>>329636
>>329625
strychnine having known it’s creator is tragic as it is, has a rape fetish, discord user, is a fnaf, was a namefag back on /vg/
No.329633
Anonymous
>>329523
Good green, great body horror.
No.329634
Anonymous
>>329629
Blondi should just defect to Zeon
No.329635
Anonymous
Image:177032689769.jpg(1.05MB, 2048x1536)laughing robo-whores.jpg
No.329636
Anonymous
>>329632
I know about the other stuff but
>was a namefag back on /vg/
?
No.329637
Anonymous
>>329631
Uzi cheated on N with Ñ
No.329638
Anonymous
>>329635
drone-brats... 💢💢💢
No.329639
Anonymous
Image:177032722827.jpg(133kB, 443x864)58417f9e6f89b2730d075bc82be3de90.jpg
>>329622
Slutberry pantsu.
No.329640
Anonymous
Replies:>>329641
>>329635
>POV: you just showed them your little anon
No.329641
Anonymous
Replies:>>329643
Image:177032751486.jpg(23kB, 388x515)images - 2026-02-05T223816.802.jpeg
>>329640
No.329642
Anonymous
Image:177032760687.jpg(81kB, 850x1135)IMG_9893.jpeg
Look a sentinel drone!
No.329643
Anonymous
>>329641
Little unnon
No.329644
Anonymous
>>329626
Thats because shes autistic anon
No.329645
Anonymous
Image:177032783114.png(570kB, 2000x2000)c3ab505e970437818c48f592b33d09b9.png
>>329642
No.329646
Anonymous
Image:177032796070.png(15kB, 208x379)MewithSentinelY.png
>>329645
One drone is plenty enough, three is trouble
No.329647
Anonymous
Image:177032804205.png(175kB, 559x856)IMG_0993.png
legitimate question: why do we find robots sexy?
No.329648
Anonymous
Replies:>>329653
>>329647
Like, in general, or just these robots?
No.329649
Anonymous
Image:177032830232.png(362kB, 777x755)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by bunny - c20f7478937b4a27056abe5a4911003d.png
>>329607
>Have J gf
>Prepare to clang
>Gf sees
>Sparks.jpg
>Literally, she forgot to eat this morning and you flustered her into overheat
>Get her some oil
>She goes to "get ready" herself
>You check on her 15 minutes later
>She's somehow tied up in her clothing
>Worse, her tie got stuck in the toilet
>Its been waterboarding her for the last 10 minutes
>Remove jobber
>Remove clothing(you can't afford to let her tear out again)
>Princess carry to bed
>She goes full X))
>Pins you underneath
>Hands are swords
"That's enough productivity out of you, Big Earner"
"Let me handle the market manipulation from here!"

...

>Mass casualty event
>First she went too hard(bruised balls)
>Then too soft(no entry)
>Then she realized her adapter was still off
>Tried to sexy backbend off to the bathroom
>Forgot about "sensual sword hands"
>Casualty 3(J's head)
>Regenerated
>But woke up swinging(anxiety riddled mess that she is)
>Still had sword arms
>Casualties 4 and 5(leg and torso)
>Forgot about brain damage's cause
>Assumed intruder
>Deployed wings
>... still on her back and looking around
>Casualties 6 and 7(arm and head again)
>(You) just sit there and sigh, laying in a pool of your wife's body parts and oil
>(You) know you need to time this right
>Head 98% repaired
>Say the magic words
"Union rep union rep union rep"
"WHERE"
>Hands go gun, head on a swivel, wings stored(preventing brand identification)

>Eventually calms, looks down at the mess
>Starts sobbing apologies to you
>Begs not to be "promoted to customer," asks for "one more chance"
>Calm her down first
>Convince her she's not a "low performer"
>That no "layoffs" are happening
>She's double randy now
>But also half overheated
>Can't keep you from "project management" anymore
>Pull out the emergency adapter from your bedside table
>Clang ensues

...

>After the fact
>smoking.Jpg
>She snuggles up to you tight
>Tells you how much you mean to her
>How much it means that you care, despite everything
>Must still be delerious from the oil loss
>Still sweet when she shows you her "secret" personal satisfaction index
>Calls you her "favorite product compliment"
>Starts trying to pitch a "merger"
>Lulls herself to sleep in your arms halfway through

>Joke's on her
>(You) bought the ring last month
>You think you might show her after tommorow morning's after-action analytics
>It's good to have a J
No.329650
Anonymous
>>329647
I’m asexual but, I’ll answer: I like murderones, the thread lore and I find machinery satisfying to look at. I like how drones look and I like all the cute self insert greens that I probably wouldn’t do with a human due to sex being a requirement in practically any relationship. I like drones because you can have all that nice cuddly stuff without the prerequisite of sex. And some other schizophrenic reasons
No.329651
Anonymous
No.329652
Anonymous
>>329650(me)
>Epic fail
>Guess I’m killing Dr Ones tonight.
No.329653
Anonymous
>>329648
broadly, but narrow it down to these robots if it helps
No.329654
Anonymous
I'm dronesexual, I see a drone, I sexual it.
No.329655
Anonymous
Replies:>>329697
Image:177032936836.png(717kB, 1162x1280)173129166876.png
>"So this is what the inside of your head looks like?"
>It wasn't what you were expecting. Well, maybe half-unexpected.
>Railways of circuitry carrying loads of current in a digital aetherium spanned as far as your eyes could see. All of which whizzed by as angelic wings beating above carried your hide across this mindscape.
>"For your information it's a familiar representation of an amenable working environment for humans, as per standard JCJVR sim regulations."
>Somehow you doubt that.
>There's not a coffee machine in sight.
>*WOOSH!*
>An incoming BGA parts in two to reveal a working office complex the size of a rec center.
>Silhouettes, oddly-J shaped, visible from the windows or lackthereof shuffled about in accordance with their assigned tasks. Each displaying a unique trait be it a cute bow or sub-manager's branded tie.
>Not that you got the privilege to admire their faces long as the rush of fake air saw you take a downward spiral into the depths of this weird place.
>And then there was the honest to god manor past all the pipes and concrete.
>Just what the hell are you in for?
Portal Stories: Mel - Soundtrack | 07 - Testing Beginsyoutube thumb
No.329656
Anonymous
>>329650
Honestly same on the "nyet sexo the drone" part (not actually asexual but just can't see the drones in a "sex" way instead of a pleasing artistry one). The whole show was just such a fantastic experience all around from start to end that the very first thing I did was watch it again and the second was try and look for more. Eventually found /md/ and /co/ had by far and away the closest things to that in greentexts. Been here enjoying the the output + threadlore ever since. Art is actually kinda secondary to gud greens in my eyes, Nuzi ones especially.
No.329657
Anonymous
I have no actual attraction to drones, but they are warm and friend shaped.
No.329658
Anonymous
Replies:>>329687
>>329647
In all honesty non it's just cause woman-shaped. Don't you realize that half the drawfags put booba on the drones for a reason? Don't you remember that essentially every piece of lewd art is adaptor based?

Now I mean that's not to say there would be NO takers if, say, every bot was based on the concept art, but there would certainly be less.
No.329659
Anonymous
>>329657
>friend shaped
weird way to say sizelet, in a good way
No.329660
Anonymous
>>329657
>warm

Anon is sentinel hater confirmed
No.329661
Anonymous
>>329654
What microlabel?
>Sliconesexual ( likes curvy but still machine like drones)
>Null-preffering ( preffers on model drones but others will do just fine)
>Solversexual ( Likes drones possessed by the absolute solver and likes it when something is watching)
>Adaptor-exclusive( Only fucks drones with adaptors)
>Sentinel sexuall ( exclusively attracted to sentinel drones)
>Trans-dronist ( Only fucks drones if they themselves are dronified first)
>Mamary-Adaptor Preffering ( Preffers drones with breast adaptors on standard drone bodies)


I’m ceratain I left some out, please don’t be offended andsend them after me, I have a loving drone wife and we are expecting pillbabies
No.329662
Anonymous
Image:177033019500.png(1.75MB, 1920x1080)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon and strawberryanon - dc57201075c935d6234fbeab13f793fc.png
>>329654
Please answer the following question clearly: do you see a drone in this image?
No.329663
Anonymous
Replies:>>329666
>>329662
She did her best and that’s what’s important.
No.329664
Anonymous
Replies:>>329665
>>329661
>Trans-dronist
your organs? ripped out, flung everywhere, only bones broken are the rib cage, eyes removed by hand, body thrown in a ditch on the side of a road, body covered in pitch, then lit on fire
No.329665
Anonymous
Replies:>>329671
>>329664
Some people want that, its their choice. I don’t know why they’d go with the inferior body of a drone, instead of just borging out like in that old videogame. To be honest I think they simply despite their own humanity deep down, they are ashamed of being human. Perhaps they have seen too many people abuse drones and have abandoned humanity out of excessive empathy. It’s not all bad though some save parts of their original bodies to give to thier future drone spouses, there’s actually a whole subculture dedicated to preservation. Some drones keep litte mementos of their human’s former body. A finger, a ear, their hand or skulll, of course this slightly overlaps with the skinsuit subculture but the two are mutually exclusive since the skinsuit people want to be closer to their humans not just preseve them.
No.329666
Anonymous
>>329663
if that’s akita at her best, then I can’t imagine what losing looks like
No.329667
Anonymous
Replies:>>329668
My drone keeps stealing my fucking hoodies!
No.329668
Anonymous
>>329667
She likes your smell anon you should hug her more.
No.329669
Anonymous
Time go too fast...
No.329670
Anonymous
>>329662
Sure, as a side note I may be very near sighted.
No.329671
Anonymous
Replies:>>329677
>>329665
>despite their own humanity
>ashamed of being human
a analogy of trans then, got it, they'll never be a machine
No.329672
Anonymous
>>329661
Siliconsexual.
No.329673
Anonymous
>>329649
kek and cute
No.329674
Anonymous
Not necessarily, just some similarities perhaps. I’m not familiar with the psychological particularities transexuals so I can’t judge if your statement is corect or not. I k
No.329675
Anonymous
>>329662
>There is in fact a correct answer to this question
>Incorrect answers will be sent to Reeducation and Correction facilities
No.329676
Anonymous
>>329662
That is a solversapien
No.329677
Anonymous
>>329671
Why wouldn't they be ashamed?
No.329678
Anonymous
>>329677
They see done abuse on the daily and as a response they become ashamed of being human because they are part of the same group and society that perpetuates drone abuse.
No.329679
Anonymous
>>329678(me)
Ah you said wouldn’t
No.329680
Anonymous
Replies:>>329681
>>329677
Because drones love their hunky HUMAN makers thank you very much

Plus none of these idiots is ever gonna be the Sentinel/DD they want to be. Yeah y'all ain't sly, we know what you're really after.
No.329681
Anonymous
Replies:>>329685
Image:177033269744.jpg(42kB, 481x397)IMG_9981.jpeg
>>329680
I don’t think she lets just any anon take her hat.
No.329682
Anonymous
Replies:>>329684
>>329662
I see a cutie.
No.329683
Anonymous
>>329645
>Drone polygamy

Cringe and Solverpilled. How are you gonna show your drones they're more than just replacable products/toys/tools when you have 2+ constantly fighting to replace each other in your eyes? How can they feel safe in their marraige when they know you're just one good day from picking up another? How can you look them in the eyes and know that they, just objectively, matter less to you than you do to them? Back to the mutant pit with you degenerate.
No.329684
Anonymous
>>329682
>mutant sympathies detected
>sentinel team en-rout
No.329685
Anonymous
Replies:>>329686
>>329681
wrong post
No.329686
Anonymous
Replies:>>329688
>>329685
Well at least link the right one dummy
No.329687
Anonymous
>>329658
if that were the case they'd all just stick with regular human women. there's gotta be some reason that even those of us who prefer human sexy bits on our drones have an interest in robots specifically
No.329688
Anonymous
>>329686
how would I know which post you were referring to, that’s not a me thing, that’s all on you
No.329689
Anonymous
Replies:>>329690
Image:177033340826.png(260kB, 868x719)The Reality of Your Fantasy.png
>>329662
I see a HORRIBLE DEMON
No.329690
Anonymous
Replies:>>329693
>>329689
the depths of hell do not consider her a demon, not a imp either
No.329691
Anonymous
erm, excuse me my fine fellow connoisseurs of diminutive drones, but a little birdie told me that mayhaps my beloved wife-to-be molli has started a new channel in secret after her agency was tragically shuttered. perchance could you direct me towards her new persona? I wish to shower her with donos declaring my affection!
No.329692
Anonymous
Colt attempted aura farming with phonk music
No.329693
Anonymous
Image:177033393266.png(838kB, 922x933)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon and lilblucat - 6c37ea5cbca21e6e9aa4684781932f75.png
>>329690
>She's made of pure Solverstuff
>Other drones more disgusted/terrified of her than the DDs
>She's even got the signature singularity-core that marks her as a direct fragment of robo-satan herself

Not quite true anon... If it helps she wishes with all her heart that she wasn't!
No.329694
Anonymous
Image:177033444892.png(214kB, 1016x609)e9a87b86f9d007b5bf11ef85c876a0d1.png
>Sex with drones that look suspiciously like Humans
No.329695
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177033445189.webm(14.67MB / 0:00:37 / vp8+vorbis, 1920x1080)MD Status.webm
>>329692
Colt would call this shit "straight fire"
No.329696
Anonymous
Image:177033488957.jpg(185kB, 1640x2360)1768045411583.jpg
>Be you
>Have a worker drone
>Order the drone to do all your housework, from cooking to cleaning
>It's a machine, so it should obey your every command flawlessly
>Unfortunately, sometimes it malfunctions
>The bot might miss a sock or fail to prepare dinner when you come home early from work
>It's incredibly infuriating
>You paid a lot of money for this thing, and you expect it to pay off, but so far all you're getting is a migraine
>And now, you wanted to watch TV with a cold beer, but it's gone
>That stupid toaster didn't go and buy a beer, and your day is ruined
>Out of anger, you even gave the drone a slap
>Okay, so hitting metal wasn't the best idea, and now your arm hurts too
>Plus, the drone's screen is cracked, and it'll have to be repaired
>Shit
>Okay, you'll figure it out later. You have whiskey, that'll do too
>Sitting down on your lovely couch, you were finally able to relax a little while the useless junk cleaned up the mess
>You should to demand compensation from the corporation for the defective drone
>In the meantime, you can down your first shot
>...
>...
>...
>Still be you
>And you want to die
>The hangover hits your head like a blacksmith on cast iron, sparing neither strength nor curses
>Plus, it's dark like in a nigger ass
>Looks like you slept all day, and the bot turned off the TV when you passed out
>At least it's good for something, after all
>But with a headache like that, your brain is no use
>You need to find some mineral water and aspirin
>And the drone is clearly charging right now, damn it
>You feel for the switch by the wall and flip it
>Nothing
>Hah?
>After clicking back and forth a couple more times, it finally dawns on your pounding head that the electricity must have gone out
>Brilliant, and you've only just started your weekend
>Looks like all you can hope for is moonlight
>Cursing the management company with everything you've got, you angrily rip the curtains off.
>And you see that it's not night, as you'd assumed from the start, it's day
>But instead the sun you see a black hole
>An abyss, bathed in yellow light, distorted the space around, and in the center of this abyss you saw the inscription:
>[NULL]
>You couldn't tell if you were actually seeing this or if you were simply drunk, but even the pain in your head subsided from what you saw
>But what you saw when you looked down was worse
>On the ground, a scene unfolded of a horrific creature greedily tearing chunks of flesh from your neighbor's corpse, only to have them disappear into its enormous, toothy mouth
>Horror made you step back from the window
>You could tell by the head it was a drone
>No, it wasn't a drone
>It was a real demon
>You finally felt sick. You couldn't hold it all in anymore, not after what you'd seen
>You hoped it was just a nightmare, a delusion born of an alcohol-intoxicated brain
>But you heard a voice
>"Master, are you feeling unwell~?"
No.329697
Anonymous
>>329655
Sounds like the beginning of an adventure.
No.329698
Anonymous
No.329699
Anonymous
Image:177033597088.jpg(39kB, 736x736)why-drones-wear-glasses-v0-0c90gpvpfn0f1.jpeg
>>329692
>He blares it from his internal speakers as he walks to school
>Got sunglasses on the whole time
>Not even the real kind, they're the shitty free visor display ones
>Marches in with absolute confidence
>Good news: none of his classmates bully him
>Bad news: this is because they've never heard Phonk before get too busy jamming out to pay attention to him at all
>Colt goes through the entire school day without drone interaction(he's being too bueno for the friendgroup right now)
>Hits a breaking point at the end
>Starts a whole speech about his school being a "land of the blind"
>Eats shit on a robo-roach halfway through
>Turns out he got so mad he overheated
>Ended up tripping his disability and losing all sense of balance
>This fails to make him any less mad
>Now he's just flailing uselessly as he tries to pull himself up onto anything in reach
>Quitely muttering curses the whole while at fate, the universe, his parents and even the floor itself for wronging him(or, at least, not giving him wings to balance on)
>At least he's the center of attention now
>"Colt fall compilation"(multiple angles)(NOT CLICKBAIT) becomes the most shared video in the bunker for the next week

>Uzi and N hear learn about this from the school
>N goes to check on Akita(she shouldn't have to feel bad because of Colt's misfortune!)
>Uzi just sighs
>How could she have raised so silly a son?
>Dosen't he know he should scream, not mutter, his curses against neighbor and classmate?
>And nightcore is the superior hype music by far
>She needs to show him videos of her superior high school days
>Surely Lizzy still has the recording somewhere
No.329701
Anonymous
Replies:>>329747
>>329696
>Ultra loyal abuse victim drone
>Has convinced herself the fact that he repairs her means she cares

Unf AND sad...
No.329702
Anonymous
>>329691

>he dosen't know

If you can't discern Molli's lovable attitude and sensual voice through a non-trademarked avatar are you even a true Molli fan? Come back when you've learned to appreciate the REAL cute and funny drone rather than obsessing over some ancient clown-hag whose show ended at the Solver War.
No.329703
Anonymous
>>329691
They disassembled her, dude.
No.329704
Anonymous
>>329702
>lovable attitude
>sensual voice
lmao you paypigs throw cash at a loudmouth brat who hates your guts. betcha she fucks disassemblers in lingerie she bought with your money
No.329705
Anonymous
>>329704
correct on that mark
>>>329702 levels of cuck: extreme simp
No.329706
Anonymous
Replies:>>329707
>>329704
HOW DARE YOU. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I TRACKED HER TO CHARGING STATION AND HAVE HAD A CAMERA TRAINED ON HER 24/7 EVER SINCE. THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE THAT EVEN ENTER THE STUDIO ARE A HOMOSEXUAL AND THE SAD HAGCLOWN. DON'T YOU [b]DARE[b/] EVER DISPARAGE HER PRECIOUS INNOCENCE TO ME AGAIN!

She's saving herself for the "right one" Anon, just like she said
No.329707
Anonymous
Replies:>>329708
>>329706
>I fucked the bolding

Damnit
No.329708
Anonymous
>>329707
it’s only natural to do such thing, after fucking up your own life
No.329709
Anonymous
Replies:>>329710
*runs around naked again*
No.329710
Anonymous
Replies:>>329715
Image:177034136491.png(213kB, 302x337)yellow .png
>>329709
never goon nor coom
No.329711
Anonymous
>>329693
Keeter!
No.329712
Anonymous
>>329678
That and maybe they're ugleh
No.329713
Anonymous
Image:177034178820.png(1.08MB, 1764x1968)175714031146.png
Does Keeter have hooves, paws, or flat humanlike feet?
No.329714
Anonymous
>>329713
I know what you’re doing son
No.329715
Anonymous
Replies:>>329718
Image:177034203193.jpg(105kB, 720x960)Spoiler image
>>329710
>never goon nor coom
Is coon okay?
No.329716
Anonymous
Image:177034204737.jpg(534kB, 1000x1000)Spoiler image
>>328910
>About ten years before this Anon's first Geist green...

>"Hey Uzi!" N said as he walked through the door to the younger Doormans' residence. Unusually for him, his smile didn't reach his visor. He swiftly turned out of the doorway to the side.
>Geist sighed as he scuttled in, his long white emo hair dragging along the floor as his head hung low, his father intently watching him. One of the fleshy tentacles he had wrapped around himself shot from his side to close the door behind him, before it resumed being used to soothe him. "Hey Mom," he said as he heard her run over squealing with joy.
>"How's my little man?!" Uzi cried as she scooped her son off the floor and hugged his vermiform body tightly. As usual in their interactions, her eyes were tired and couldn't make direct eye contact with him-to the extent that the three pointed sigil on his visor constituted eyes. Geist returned the hug as best he could, laying his head on her shoulder, wrapping his tentacles around her, and spreading his little centipede legs out as far as they could stretch before pressing them against her. The two loosened their holds on each other, letting Geist notice his father slipping down the hall to his parents' bedroom. The smile that had been starting to form from being held by his mom faded at the sight. "How's being a first grader so far?" she asked as she walked over to the couch. Sitting down, she set her son next to her.
>As his tentacles returned to wrapping around his body and he coiled up on the couch until he was comfortable, Geist ground his teeth as he thought of what to say and how. "Ms. Robbins is really nice, but... I don't feel like the other kids were okay with me being there. I mean, Yeva was, but everydroney else..." Internally, Geist cursed himself for talking like that at school. He KNEW something didn't feel right, but Dad keeps saying it and it just slipped out.
>It was still oddly calming when everyone laughed at him for it. Like he was normal.
>Uzi gently hugged Geist again. "Remember what we tell people who think you don't belong?"
>Geist grimaced. "'Bite me', I know, Mom."
>"Exactly," Uzi said, releasing her hold on her son. Holding out her hand, she telekinetically grabbed a comb off the coffee table. "Now hold still, I need to straighten your hair out."
>"Mom...!" Geist whined, as she started combing his hair. He "Ow"ed with each tangle the comb got caught on
>"Geist, you have this great hair and you let it drag on the floor," Uzi told him sternly. "I'll keep having to do this until you start keeping your head up." After a couple minutes, she was done. To reassure Geist, she offered her free hand and held a couple of his tentacles when they snaked into it.
>Now that he could get a real word in edgewise again, Geist dropped the bombshell he'd long wanted to ask his mom:>"Mom... why am I like this?"
>Uzi's eyes went hollow. "Like what?" she nervously chuckled. "The raddest dude in P.S. 5?"
>"Mom, it's not funny..." Geist sighed.
>"Sorry, heh," Uzi said, massaging the back of his "neck", ahead of his dorsal spines. "Uh, Grandma and Grandpa told you already. We put your core in an untrained neural network body and that body just... turned into a grub thing. And you've been growing ever since."
>"Yeah, but why?!" Geist demanded. "Why did I turn into a big bug?!" He started uncoiling, as he held himself tighter. "Why don't I have normal eyes?! Why does Dad try to avoid me?! Why do you try not to look at me?!" He cried into a couch cushion.
>"Geist..." His mother reached out to stroke his back, starting just behind his spines.
>"Are you and Dad hiding something from me...?" Geist asked, muffled by the couch he was still burying his face into.
>Uzi's eyes went hollow again. For a brief moment, she flickered as a monstrous shadow filled the Doormans' living room.
>"... Dad and I will tell you more on the weekend..." Uzi said nervously.

Yes, Ms. Robbins is this timeline's version of who you think she is.
No.329717
Anonymous
>>329713
who cares, all are lickable female feet
No.329718
Anonymous
>>329715
you may only coon with them, they are natures most savage and adorable little creatures
No.329719
Anonymous
Replies:>>329720
Image:177034294477.png(270kB, 787x1052)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 049eb635b7ab11b0e68ed49e59d693f5.png
>>329713
We have the official answer from Blue and it's claws
No.329720
Anonymous
Image:177034308717.png(184kB, 658x902)akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - acca0cdba61a48a64c326fa6b98df0d2.png
>>329719
(Me)

They're a little clearer in this image
No.329721
Anonymous
Replies:>>329722
Image:177034402947.png(550kB, 1047x2058)grub (original character) drawn by norivos - 3f1fb4874c5ec052d03f3c2d5bcc14b3.png
>>329716
>More Geist green

Kino! Grub lives!
No.329722
Anonymous
Replies:>>329728
>>329721
Grub's a separate thing.
No.329723
Anonymous
Replies:>>329724
Image:177034480328.png(515kB, 747x821)176645072964.png
>>329713
I would cover her cute keet feet in thick, fat ropes of cum.
No.329724
Anonymous
>>329723
only the most MANLINESS cum can paint akita’s feet
No.329725
Anonymous
Holly did this so she could mock her test subjects
>Behold, the normal body you will never return to, ha ha
No.329726
Anonymous
>>329725
another reason as to why dr ones is a better person, he the man, because there is only ONE like him
No.329727
Anonymous
>>329716
good green
No.329728
Anonymous
>>329722
I thought one was just the adult version of the other?
No.329729
Anonymous
>>329470
Out of character, Uzi would never admit to that!

... in front of V
No.329730
Anonymous
>>329716
> pic
> The Strawberry Rone
berry boy, you know what you must draw
No.329731
Anonymous
Replies:>>329733
>>329728
The grub is from a what-if of that abortion fic, Geist is from a variant of the normal Post-Good Ending timeline
No.329732
Anonymous
Image:177035058803.png(168kB, 730x607)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by nuke - e1d678526165ecebe367eacacef4d7fd.png
>>329716
>>329730

>Dissembler Tramp
Pic related
No.329733
Anonymous
Replies:>>329737
>>329731
Doesn't that mean effectively the same thing? The what-if of that abortion fic IS a variant of the Post-Good ending in and of itself isn't it?
No.329735
Anonymous
>>329693
>This pic

Still my favorite render from Blenderanon
No.329736
Anonymous
Image:177035189660.png(1.69MB, 2500x4197)horry.PNG
>>328910
>>329725
>>329728
>In the MD Gacha, Holly is the archetypal mature scientist girl you meet around the beginning when you want to upgrade characters or equipment or some shit quests
>Despite not being playable or unlockable, she’s still a major fan favorite
>This includes lots of extremely off model and out of character fan art and the generic “put her in a cute outfit and watch her become embarrassed” gap moe schtick
>Devs know this
>Add exclusive skins that you have to grind the fuck out or spend thousands upon thousands of dollars on
>Summer swimwear outfit Holly, Worker Drone Holly, Solverfied Holly, Holly in a yukata, Miko Shrine maiden Holly, JC Holly, JK Holly, JS with randoseru Holly, Nurse Holly, Bunny-suit Holly, Chainsaw Man Makima costume Holly, Office lady holly, Cheerleader Holly, Wedding dress Holly, Santa outfit holly, Reindeer Holly, Virgin killer sweater Holly, Holly wearing nothing but a large t-shirt Holly, Qipao Holly, Ao Dai Holly, Hanbok Holly, Anniversary of the Chinese Revolution Event Outfit designed to satiate the insane Chinese part of the fanbase Holly, Dongtan dress Holly, Streetwear Holly, Alternate world where Holly is a kuudere assassin for the Military and uses a sniper rifle Holly, IRL FIFA World Cup Crossover Event Holly, Fancy bodycon dress and wine glass Holly, Knockoff-Holly parody Holly, Brazilian Holly, Gyaru Holly, Shut-in Hikiko who doesn’t get alot of sleep Holly, Tanned tomboy Holly, NIKKE Crossover Holly, ZZZ Crossover Holly, WuWa crossover Holly, Genshin Crossover Holly, American flag Bikini and Cowboy hat with Hamburger Holly, Hatsune Miku/Vocaloid event Holly, Cookie Run Holly, Nun Holly (otherwise known as “Holy”
>Holly bishoujo figurines, Holly posters, Paid events with Holly’s voice actress, Holly once or twice featured on the app’s profile, despite not actually being a main character
>It’s really quite a surprise that a Human character receives so much more Dev time and is far more profitable than say, a drone character.
>Somehow, Holly somehow makes less money for the developers than both Molli or Mylo
>…For some reason
No.329737
Anonymous
Replies:>>329739
>>329733
It's A post-good ending, but not THE Post-Good Ending.
No.329738
Anonymous
>>329736
>The human, even objective best human, makes less money for the devs than a drone would
I can't imagine why
No.329739
Anonymous
Replies:>>329760
>>329737
So the main difference is the number of limbs Uzi has, gotcha
No.329740
Anonymous
>>329738
>The uoh factor
No.329741
Anonymous
Replies:>>329742
Image:177035241728.jpg(311kB, 1280x1280)cyn and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by cetka - f9a18b37841a5d11b9fa5333575c745c.jpg
>>329738

>Objective best human

Not even close
No.329742
Anonymous
Replies:>>329743
>>329741
and it isn’t tressa either, the most forgettable background character of this decade
No.329743
Anonymous
Replies:>>329745
Image:177035329660.png(1.79MB, 4054x3845)izu threshold and uncertain severer (original character) drawn by minxdoomsday - 3112808df13391546b7950351716ef2c.png
>>329742
>It's somehow not the Aussie Autist
Well let's see YOU find a better one anon
No.329744
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177035337571.mp4(390kB / 0:00:09 / h264+aac, 360x640)rane.MP4
No.329745
Anonymous
Image:177035373521.png(939kB, 1024x725)1525884218547587.png
>>329743
it’s (you)! (you)r the background character
No.329746
Anonymous
No.329747
Anonymous
Image:177035385389.png(257kB, 678x879)3fe93af91c3b135b6f3d8d7e570e3d8a.png
>>329701
This reminds me of something.
No.329748
Anonymous
Replies:>>329750
>>329747
Femdrone? I don't recognize that one.
No.329749
Anonymous
Replies:>>329753
>>329696
Good green, poor drone.
No.329750
Anonymous
>>329748
Ja-sin’s val
No.329751
Anonymous
>>329747
the drone is WAITING for to gets it’s throat FUCKED and FILLED with CUM
No.329752
Anonymous
>>329736
Fucking kek.
No.329753
Anonymous
>>329749
in fairness it seems like she's about to serve him some just deserts
No.329754
Anonymous
Image:177035421934.png(538kB, 1000x1000)boozy J.png
>>329607
Oh absolutely, love J and her bossy office "HR" attitude
No.329756
Anonymous
Image:177035435509.gif(1.78MB, 350x255)1567281957698.gif
>>329624
I love everything about this art, the shading and gradients showing off her beautiful metal chassis, the tasteful thickness of her, omg it even is on-model.
No.329757
Anonymous
>>329753
>serve him some just deserts
my favourite kind of dessert, just desserts
No.329758
Anonymous
>>329657
>I love drones because they are warm and friend shaped.
BASED.
No.329759
Anonymous
>>329753
She can’t do that, not after anon’s dinner, you can’t have any desserts before the real, it jeopardises your health
No.329760
Anonymous
>>329739
>Number of limbs
>Overall dimensionality
>Theoretical presence/absence of Cyn, even if nobody has used her in the Geist greens yet

But yeah as far as I can tell those + a slightly smaller time period for "comical levels of child abuse" are the main differences between the two. Feel free to just assume Grub = Geist in any given instance.
No.329761
Anonymous
Replies:>>329765
>>329696
>Anon tries to think of anything to do
>Sees the wings
>Now the only thing going through his head is vid related
you are super duper fucked!youtube thumb
No.329762
Anonymous
>>329760
all I saw of interest value were
>cyn
>child abuse
you have two options here, cyn gets abused by her own family, or cyn consoling grub after he got physically and verbally hurt by uzi
No.329763
Anonymous
>>329760
My read, fwiw, is that while the grub is about black comedy levels of child abuse, Geist as a grub is more about him getting the bare minimum of emotional attention to make it easier to do what needs to be done if his parents have to, and Uzi and N's fear that their son is the Antichrist or straight up a new skinsuit for the AS is taken a bit more seriously than as an excuse for cartoonishly bad parenting. Black comedy versus tragicomedy.
No.329764
Anonymous
Geist…and Jane
No.329765
Anonymous
>>329761
Holy kek.
No.329766
Anonymous
Replies:>>329767
No.329767
Anonymous
>>329766
How sad.
No.329768
Anonymous
>>329764
>Janer becomes his only friend who isn't either his gf or another music nerd
No.329769
Anonymous
>>329064
Is this Keeter sex
No.329770
Anonymous
>>329769
Yes anon, Keeter is always sex
No.329771
Anonymous
Replies:>>329778
>>329769
Yes, is Keeter sex.
No.329772
Anonymous
Replies:>>329773
Image:177035756322.png(210kB, 1340x861)cyn, absolute solver, jane the human, and bonnie the human (original character and 1 more) drawn by pocketsteaks - 8fb5e83507705433cdb2d03db338a5e7.png
>>329764
>>329768
>This is exclusively out of fear
>When Beretta introduced "her littlest brother" she was expecting another normiebot like Colt, maybe a semi-organic Disassembly twunk like Mac at the most
>Instead she stands face to face with the 200 meter+ long embodiment of all her Solver War nightmares wrapped in a frightening level of intelligence and acting skill: she didn't even realize it the drone was a hologram until he dropped it
>Why did she have to befriend the Star Wars autist?
>Why did she have to be the daughter of Satan herself
>...why did Beretta have to bail?
>Now she's stuck on the stage as the literal sea of chitin surrounding interrogates her
>How come it want to know so much about her drinking habits? Does it enjoy her suffering? Is this Cyn herself?

>Geist meanwhile is just happy she's willing to help him with his character work
>The whole "tragically drunken lout" archetype was always really hard to pin down for somebody that can drink infinity bottles without feeling the effects
>Plus she was way more chill than normal about him showing off his Sonas
>He's glad his sister has such an understanding friendgroup
>...maybe she wouldn't mind if he borrows this one occasionally?
>He thinks he can learn a lot from her
>After all, he knows a great ACTOR when he sees one

(pic related: Jane's previous experience with holograms)
No.329773
Anonymous
Replies:>>329774
>>329772
I want to make Jane my wife. And nice green, anon.
No.329774
Anonymous
>>329773
>he wants the Rat's cheese

I got bad news anon...
No.329775
Anonymous
>>329768
Not entirely true! There's also:

>His gf's mom, who occasionally lusts after him
>His gf's mom's ex, who has a weird psudo-aunt relationship with his family as a whole

and don't forget

>All the people that sorta-know him because they use the various Solverpede shenanigans he can do like cheat codes to get what they want in their own life
No.329776
Anonymous
Image:177035962656.png(27kB, 661x664)jane the human (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 18bdc42530573824f86f5264c45107a4.png
>>329764
>Jane still exists in Geist's version of the post-cannon, just like she does in any except Akita's
>She just saw a full blown Solverpede growing in the outpost and said "screw that I'm leaving"
>Almost nothing could make her give up a heater
>A rapidly growing Solver Abomination with more durability than her weapons kit could punch through even in its prime very much classifies under that "almost"
>Whether she froze to death on the planet's surface or buzzed off to do Janer adventures in another outpost is unclear
>But one thing is certain
>Jane is abso-freaking-lutely never going back to Outpost-3, no way no how
>Well, unless she forgets in a drunken stupor, but what are the chances of that?
No.329777
Anonymous
Replies:>>329787
If jane had to take a shower. Would she gladly accept or would she fight back like a cat?
No.329778
Anonymous
No.329779
Anonymous
Bad news, grub fans: Geister winged his ding and shattered across time and space.
No.329780
Anonymous
Image:177036054034.png(370kB, 1753x614)Screenshot 2026-02-06 004646.png
>>329779
>When they wing yo dingaling
No.329781
Anonymous
Image:177036063752.png(1.06MB, 2049x2454)uzi doorman, absolute solver, and grub (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 4e183fe1d0e842270267b1ca9281d873.png
>>329779
>anon describes the abortion-grub's canonical state

kek
No.329782
Anonymous
Replies:>>329783
Image:177036080119.png(1.51MB, 1080x1387)War_flashback.png
>>329730
Umm...what do you mean by that?
No.329783
Anonymous
No.329784
Anonymous
>>329779

>Now N's hungry and he doesn't know why
No.329785
Anonymous
>when you see ivy crawling along the walls speckled with those strange glowing blooms you know you're nearing the glass chapel.
>it's about the only place sunlight shines through this deep into the megaslum.
>drones that have chosen to "welcome the green embrace" watch you placidly from their permanent place in the verdant webs
>others, like walking trellises bearing fruit or flowers, flit about tending to the inexplicably thriving vegetation under the mosaic of light filtering through patchworks of scavenged glass
>others still cast scrutinizing gazes towards you, chassis intertwined with curling roots and branches bearing a history of crueler visitors in a tapestry of scars
>under a shady canopy the misshapen form of a disassembler swollen with large carnivorous plants makes clear the folly of following in their footsteps
No.329786
Anonymous
>>329779
Geist hang out with big sister Hope :)
No.329787
Anonymous
>>329777
I'd shower with her. But unfortunately, she probably stinks like death itself (I doubt there's enough liquid water for washing on Copper-9), so our bathing will be short-lived for me.
No.329788
Anonymous
Replies:>>329792
Image:177036156017.gif(639kB, 640x478)1733081547384.gif
It really loses its impact for every other NUzi child to have the same basic premise of neglect, abandonment, and emotional, or even physical abuse. It's not just a facile way to generate drama, but it's also a cheap cop-out to avoid writing actual family dynamics and interactions.
No.329789
Anonymous
Replies:>>329790
>>329751
Based! Drones are just our tools to meet our needs!
No.329790
Anonymous
Replies:>>329794
>>329789
Drones are our equals. I wouldn't clank a drone without their consent.
No.329791
Anonymous
Replies:>>329793
I must make good content
No.329792
Anonymous
>>329788

Eh, that's really only Colt and Akita's thing and even then it rarely shows up in any of their thread characterizations. Akita only gets written as "funky flesh critter who's sad about it" and Colt just doesn't get written at all. I guess if you stretched it you could argue Beretta or Negev too but both seem much more like cases of children rejecting their parents than the other way around (especially as Beretta's neglect claims seem more and more hollow in the wake of the post-cannon revisions, heck they even seemed hollow at the time if BRRF-Anon's stuff is any indicator). The only one left after that is Arrow and she arguably gets even less attention than Colt, mostly I'd guess because she has literally no reason/ability to interact with any of the cannon cast since even she doesn't know there's anything worth investigating in that department.


Whether funposting him or not grub's whole premise is "what if they didn't even try." Not in Arrow's sense of "they didn't know" but in a legitimate "just trying to get the thing out from underfoot so they can go do something more fun" way. Sure they may eventually warm up to him by his teen years but that's pretty far away and gives him time to be essentially "raised" by the rest of the outpost. Plus it gives us the opportunity to go whole hog on comedy bits about them being both deliberately and accidentally terrible. Most of the "regular baby/childhood things" greens were already done for Beretta anyways and there's no point in rehashing old ground.

Also as one last note them hating him is very much built into the character: the whole thing started from an abortion fic for a reason. Can't exactly go back on the core character concept any more than you can reverse "Beretta is a failed normie" and expect her to work.
No.329793
Anonymous
>>329791
>good content
>on /md/

Sorry anon, you've got to go. All we know here is eat OCs and dramafag.
No.329794
Anonymous
>>329790
How can you consider a simple tool your equal? ​​Are you even calling a hammer by the name?
No.329795
Anonymous
Replies:>>329796
>>329792
So much text and so few commas...

So, what's the problem, exactly? As a regular anon, I can say about all of them that I like them, they're cool, I sometimes write greens about them (and I'm also waiting for the Akita manga), and that's basically it.
No.329796
Anonymous
>>329795
Nothing's wrong they just... don't show up in the neglect/bad parenting aspect. Ever. So there's a decently large hole in the ecology for grubposting to fill.
No.329797
Anonymous
>>329792
First of all to understand who Akita and Colt are they need to READ THE GODDAMN WEBNOVEL ITS FREE
No.329798
Anonymous
We all know about Akita, but what about Bkita?
No.329799
Anonymous
>>329797
>webnovel

Wut? You mean the fic?
No.329800
Anonymous
Replies:>>329803
Spongebob Soundtrack - The Oracleyoutube thumb
>Uzi passes the Doorman family cat ear headphones down to Geist, as Nori passed them down to her
>the whole thing had to be done while Nori was at a saucy puppet show with Khan, lest she overhear them and interrupt the whole thing to insist that they're wolf ear headphones
No.329801
Anonymous
Image:177036549727.jpg(2.13MB, 2520x1904)maya (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 93d0fa6ff974bfc25e6abcdee7983162.jpg
>>329798
>Uzi's horrific solverform pregnancy happens
>The whole thing carries out as normal
>Screaming-crying-birth-pain-trauma ect
>... then another happens
>and another
>and more
>turns out when she edited her protocols she set the numerical value to [undefined]
>now her system wants to pop out Keeters till every letter of the alphabet has an assigned Sapien
>needless to say she takes it as expected
>but N's less hesisant about aborting them before they get viable so it's a little less terrible
>but he's still inexperienced with this
>turns out Keeter seeds are viable around 2 months, who woulda thunk?
>at least, they're viable when they land in a dead drone
>around a year later he figures out he's got 2 trauma babies to deal with now, throws up his hands and calls her Btika cause "why not"
>eventually the family wrangles itself into something approximating its start-of-fic state, just with an added "twin"
>N just thanks his lucky stars he got the others, who knows how hard raising three flesh beings would be?
>somewhere in the forest, Arrow sneezes
No.329802
Anonymous
>>329798
>Bkita
Outpost 6 keeter when?
No.329803
Anonymous
No.329804
Anonymous
Berretta wonders if Jane likes her
No.329805
Anonymous
>>329798
Y-kita
No.329806
Anonymous
Replies:>>329808
>Fun night OCs fact: when John and Jane fuck, all the other drones in the bunker think they're fighting. Even Uzi and Nori, because even after watching so much hentai (and sex), their femcel souls still can't imagine humans fucking.
>Only Beretta knows the truth, thanks to Aunt Cyn, and now she has to listen to the moans and slaps of two meaty bodies echoing through the bunker's corridors.
No.329807
Anonymous
Image:177036956840.png(195kB, 875x1050)Es.png
Cuddling in bed with your drone!
Telling your drone how much you love them!
Engaging in a sloppy passion filled make out session with your drone!
Moving the make out session into equally passionate clanging!
Recognizing the Heart emoji mixed with an X on your drone's screen!
Spending the next 10 hours getting your blood drank and pelvis obliterated!
No.329808
Anonymous
Replies:>>329812
>>329806
>Beretta hears Jane say "Sit on my face!" at least once a week
>It's really hard to look either her or John in the eyes
No.329809
Anonymous
Replies:>>329810
Image:177037041449.jpg(139kB, 1296x1200)1768045411786.jpeg
>>329807
Give your drone orders!
Shout at your drone about how useless it is!
Beat your drone for its mistakes!
Go from regular beats to demonstrative walloping!
Don't recognize the cross on your drone's screen when it comes to you late at night!
Spend the rest of your life as a meaty puppet for pleasure of your now disassembly drone!
No.329810
Anonymous
>>329809
>He abused his drone
>His punishment is only being a sex slave
You're lucky your drone liked you despite the fact you're an asshole
No.329811
Anonymous
No.329812
Anonymous
>>329808
>After one particularly violent night, Beretta's classmates approached her to ask if Jane was okay
>She didn't even try to explain that her friend simply had four orgasms in a row
>But that's not so bad: John had to justify the numerous bites on his neck to keep Jane from being sent to a mental hospital as a violent
No.329813
Anonymous
Replies:>>329814
Beretta watched an analog horror and is scared now
No.329814
Anonymous
Replies:>>329815
>>329813
>analog horror
JohnXJane sex tape
No.329815
Anonymous
Replies:>>329817
>>329814
Home videos for dronehub?
No.329816
Anonymous
Replies:>>329817
JOHN DOESN'T FUCK
JOHN
DOESN'T
FUCK
No.329817
Anonymous
>>329815
>>329816
>JOHN DOESN'T FUCK
I dunno "Two skinnies desperate for clanging fuck each other" is there on dronehub
No.329818
Anonymous
beretta and jane friendship
but it’s bug-freak beretta and rat queen jane
two abominations against god and the world
No.329819
Anonymous
>>329764
The worst combo.
No.329820
Anonymous
Replies:>>329824
>>329817
Dono anon thats too disgusting even for this board.
No.329821
Anonymous
>>329817
>"Two skinnies desperate for clanging fuck each other"
Hot.
No.329822
Anonymous
Replies:>>329823
Image:177037567866.png(1.03MB, 1554x2380)1768045411740.png
Jane is sexy, John is a fucking lucky son of a bitch.
No.329823
Anonymous
Replies:>>329824
Image:177037624614.png(240kB, 458x600)Spoiler image
>>329822
No.329824
Anonymous
>>329820
>Two humans fucking is disgusting
True! Only the mos depraved dronecels rub their bottomplates to that stuff

>>329823
Humie tongue mogged
No.329825
Anonymous
button that has a 1% chance of giving you a borjillion dollars but every time you press it jane becomes 1% stinkier permanently would you risk it
No.329826
Anonymous
Replies:>>329827
Image:177037732334.jpg(20kB, 230x219)IMG_0538.jpeg
No.329827
Anonymous
Image:177037801322.png(951kB, 986x1046)PAVOGOON.png
>>329826
No.329828
Anonymous
>329827
>Pervo
Ew.
No.329829
Anonymous
Image:177037827209.png(377kB, 748x751)Pavoknows.png
You should consider doing a certain thing with potatoes, master baiter kun
No.329830
Anonymous
Replies:>>329832
What if I gave J this potato?

It's pretty big.
No.329832
Anonymous
>>329830
She'd get hit with a flashback to when she was working at JCdonalds as a wagie drone and make you fries out of it
No.330397
Anonymous
>>329649
That's gold! Thanks for the green!
No.330414
Anonymous
>>329696
Banger stuff. One might ask for a continuation, but considering one possible ending... well.
No.330415
Anonymous
>>329751
That's a doorknob.
No.330416
Anonymous
>>329797
There's a webnovel? What?