/cod/ - Deviant Promotions

Welcome to /cod/ - Deviant Promotions. This board is for sexual material of a western nature. Please read the rules before posting:

1) Content must fall into one of the following categories:
- 1a) Western properties (Marvel, Mass Effect, Wakfu)
- 1b) Properties with a large Western interpration (Transformers, Sonic the Hedgehog)
- 1c) Original Content in Western "style" (Ganassa, Kyhu, Owler)
2) Content not allowed: guro, scat, beastiality.
3) Don't complain about someone's fetish, just hide the thread (whiners get a week's ban)
4) Lesbian and Straight-shota are considered /pco/ material
5) Due to the nature of Western material, furry is allowed on all promotion boards

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No.12471
Liquidmark
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Liquidmark's Freaky Friday drawthread!


Making a new thread for COD requests and to dump what I'm workin on. Ok, once again the brief list of rules and such. I'll be here periodically during the week, but friday's it will get the lion's share of my attention.

1) be cordial
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Any chance of seeing this finished Liquid?
No.12925
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I have a request, could you do a /ss/ action of Victor & Gym Teacher from Frankenweenie?
And have it so that she light-raping him cuz she overheard him saying "she don't care about science".
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Anonymous
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Are you still here, Liquidmark?
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Feet Thread Part 2. They aint gonna lick themselves, people.
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Can't find the Chel smut thread, so here goes. Some kinksters on /co/ suggested I do an unofficial "continuation" of Road to El Dorado where Chel goes on the road with Miguel and Tulio, gains weight, and gets into all sorts of compromising sexy situations. I've been playing with this idea for a long time, ever since my original Chel story http://zobstories.deviantart.com/art/Chel-s-Story-1-379208885 and I'd love to give it another try.

Thing is, I got the impression from /co/ that people want to see a lot of different things, from chubby to SSBBW to even a little bit of slob. So I'm starting this thread to gauge interest but also to see just how far we want to go with this. The floor is open to anything from "awkward chubby Chel ecchi" to "WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED WAISTLINES" level.

The plot is also up for debate, but I'd like to do something where Chel travels between various countries in the 1600s (time travel optional) and ends up here, for obvious fetish reasons: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockaigne The geniuses on /co/ suggested the adventure should go to some mythical place or other, and where better than the original Promised Land of hedonism and debauchery?
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>>12313

Hopefully there will be more tonight when I have more time to play with adjectives.

>All this was forgotten, however, when she saw the servants bringing out the feast for the nobility. Roast boar, thick dumplings, duck and game fowl cooked to perfection, and was that an entire beef flank they were hauling in on a platter? They might be here to steal, but Chel simply had to try one of everything, a weakness that had plagued her since coming to Madrid. Tearing into the food with gusto, she did her best to bat her eyelashes at the noble boys, trying to stick to the plan. It was hard to stick to the plan, though, when she was so hungry. Better to have a little bit to eat, first. And a drink or two, to calm her nerves.
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No.12319
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>Chel turned to see who had interrupted her love affair with Spain's cuisine. She was surprised to see a girl with white hair, a youthful heart-shaped face, and a curvy figure stuffed into a soft robin's-egg-blue courtesan gown smile and hand her a small fork, which was covered in cuneiform inscriptions.

>"You are one of us," said the woman, whispering in Chel's ear with a warm intimacy that made the girl shiver in her chair despite her sluggishness. "You will show us the way, across time and in spite of restraint. You will find the land of milk and honey..." She pressed the fork into Chel's hand. "You will find Cockaigne."

>Chel felt another bout of indigestion coming and clutched her stomach; when she looked up, the girl was gone and the golden fork was still sitting in her slightly-chubby palm. Miguel and Tulio, abandoning their plots, came to see what all the fuss was about.
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>>12314
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No.12063
Ball/Cunt BustingAnonymous
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No.417217
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No.10516
T4 was Here
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Mass Effect next gen thread.
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No.417402
Anonymous
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Holy shit this thread is from 6 years ago.
How is the Obama administration treating you OP?
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No.10813
Diaper threadAnonymous
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New diaper thread since the previews one is two years old and its better to potty train it.
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No.417367
Anonymous
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is webm and gif of a cartoon character in diaper is allowed here or should I post them in /co/?
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>>417367
hyrosdiaperdivas
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No.417296
Major Doctor Andedonia Ghastly
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Hey there, fellow nerds! How big is a typical bear penis?

I'm the only doctor around here for a thousand miles so this is kind of a life or death question.
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No.10898
Van DrawthreadAnonymous
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So, let's see if I can make this work, request thread and general dumping ground for my lewds.

If you can see your fetish in pic related chances are I'll draw it.
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No.12952
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>>12385
can you do olive?
No.417258
van
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I haven't been here in a while, Have drawn a lot and gotten marginally better since, will take requests here.
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>>417258
Ok, requesting a milf Felina Feral with thick thighs trying to squeeze into an old uniform.
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No.417239
10 Year Anniversary of Mighty B! DrawthreadAnonymous
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This is a drawthread for the 10 Year Anniversary of Mighty B!

1) Give your references and clear, specific, and understandable details on the content.
1a) Only post 4 reference images if they're part of 1 request.
1b) Don't keep flooding the thread with the same request over and over. Once is enough.
2) Be Patient and give the artists time to finish. Make sure to thank them before or after the request is finished.
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Wreck-It Rhonda's Fantastic Milkshakes. A Leson in Growth and Change.Anonymous
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Alright let's see how this shakes out.

An idea was formed on /co/ about a gender-flipped version of Wreck-It Ralph that involves lactation, shortstacks, various expansions, and possibly mild corruption.

Everything we discussed can be found here http://pastebin.com/0SnYW2cG
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No.12946
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Eh people there don't know how to let go of a grudge. You could always try a new site to get a clean slate. I know 8ch has a few porn boards that allow loli material.
No.12947
Anonymous
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>>12946
>Eh people there don't know how to let go of a grudge. You could always try a new site to get a clean slate. I know 8ch has a few porn boards that allow loli material.
you can say that again(especially considering I haven't even used my trip over there in at least a year), and as for using another site, maybe, might wait for more news regarding WiR2 to emerge first though
No.417232
Anonymous
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I know this is pretty much a sepulchre, but with actual trailers for WiR2 out now, who knows? Maybe it will spark some inspiration again.
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No.10519
T4 was Here
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Better get the bug thread up and crawling again!
Thanks again btw~
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No.12786
T4 was here
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No.12823
T4 was here
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666494
No.417202
Swift
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>>12791
Glad I am not the only one who thought Queen Bea was hot!!!
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No.12970
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Detachable Heads ThreadAnonymous
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I can barely find anything for this, since most of it is either anime, or shitty edits.
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No.12933
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A very interesting and unusual concept.
No.12967
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No.12968
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Pregnancy ThreadAnonymous
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Time for some preggos to hit the scene
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full size version here → http://imgur.com/7uinKGQ
Alternate Versions if you are not into Preggo → http://justthepapercat.tumblr.com/post/139412977302/another-little-piece-of-moral-degeneration
was deleted in the other thread. dont know why
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>>12800
More preggo Gwen
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Mind Control and HypnosisAnonymous
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Posting some of my own stuff first.
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Mind Control and Hypnosis
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SQL statistics:

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((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '10779' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '12695' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) no error
time taken: 0.00024700 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 11 AND `postid` IN(12313,12945,12385,12791)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

actions:

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setup_html actions: 3 start: 1679303461.20804800 end: 1679303461.21420500 took (total): 0.006157
validation actions: 2 start: 1679303461.20604600 end: 1679303461.20798400 took (total): 0.001938

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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Current time:

2023-03-20 02:11:01