/cod/ - Deviant Promotions

Welcome to /cod/ - Deviant Promotions. This board is for sexual material of a western nature. Please read the rules before posting:

1) Content must fall into one of the following categories:
- 1a) Western properties (Marvel, Mass Effect, Wakfu)
- 1b) Properties with a large Western interpration (Transformers, Sonic the Hedgehog)
- 1c) Original Content in Western "style" (Ganassa, Kyhu, Owler)
2) Content not allowed: guro, scat, beastiality.
3) Don't complain about someone's fetish, just hide the thread (whiners get a week's ban)
4) Lesbian and Straight-shota are considered /pco/ material
5) Due to the nature of Western material, furry is allowed on all promotion boards

DO NOT POST LIST
- MILFToon
- Jab Comix
- John Persons (The Pitt, etc)
- BannaGalactic

Posting content from any of these will be a week's ban for first offense.

Board stats: 2482 total posts, 49 threads

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No.10630
Deviant Cat ThreadAnonymous
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Fetishized feline fun! Males and females both allowed.
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>>12956
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Gumball's granny.
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>>12958
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Crossdressing Thread

Didn't see one so figured i'd start one. i'm just gonna post these 4 pics i did recently of the character humphrey(dressed in harpy gee's garb) from brianne drouhard's webcomic "Harpy Gee" feel free to post whatever else u guys want.
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>>10668
Nobody asked for this but i found it quite an interesting idea and may do others later as well
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chaikovsky2 from deviantart and Patreon
No.12923
Anonymous
didn't know this guy did lewd stuff, a pleasant surprise
No.12924
Anonymous
http://thatpervert.com/post/2693631
No.12930
Anonymous
that's a patreon I might actually join
No.10625
The Return of the Muscle ThreadAnonymous
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The new boards have been up for a while now, and still no muscle thread? I've got to rectify that.
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Buff Amy best Amy.
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No.12904
Fatty Thread reduxAnonymous
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Let's get a new fat thread going.
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Have some fat Judy Hopps.
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Ruby Gloom Futa
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How about a monster on human thread.
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No.12784
T4 was here
And I'm out postable stuff...
So its up to you now.
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this is a thread for futa homestuck

http://pastebin.com/3UABbj2s
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Return of the male recieving thread.

Bend over, boys.
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The Jokers newest gas has an even more insidious effect on the human body, filling the victim with an insatiable desire for futacock
No.12709
Anonymous
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Are there any Steven Universe pictures where he's getting fucked by Connie or one of the Gems?
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>>12709
No.
But I found this.
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Would anyone be interested in collaborating on the "Flavor High" concept from /co/? Basically it involves girls in varying sizes made of food, cute schoolgirl shenanigans, and Gordon Ramsay as a fitness coach. Ecchi or sexy stuff was not possible on /co/, which is why I'm bringing it to +4.

Original artist:

ridiculouscake.tumblr.com
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New pic.
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>12623

I see you lurkin' there pal!

Anyone got any ideas? Or should we just have a general food-girls thread? Pic related.
No.12724
Anonymous
http://boards.plus4chan.org/cod/t12571.html#p12623

>death by ass

There are... Worse ways to go.
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Tentacle thread got lost when dreamhost died
No.11132
Way Above Parr "It's a Working Title"Anonymous
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A /co/ created project and fan work of The Incredibles featuring Helen and Violet Parr.

>Tensions rise and asses expand as Mother and Daughter engage in sexy brinkmanship, falling into the depths of depravity...

Since the comic will contain deviant kinks (mind control, expansion, mild transformation, body envy, incest, etc.) and will almost certainly be graphic in it's depictions, I thought it safest to post the WIP thread here. If any mods have a problem, I can post this elsewhere.
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No.12464
Anonymous
>Some Mezmerella/Helen/Violet comic thing just popped up on Paheal

OH BABY
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This seems related
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>>12631
As does this
No.12309
Mobile Trace SuitsAnonymous
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The mobile trace suits from G Gundam, preferably pics of suiting up. Male and female both are good.
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Starting the new board with a new pic.
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Flonne, as promised. Enjoy
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gotta 34 fast.
Could be better, might refine it another day
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some love for Lolirock.
refined squid sisters are next.
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Let's do this over again with a little less drama this time (but also a little less of posting pay content)
No.12351
Anonymous
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>>12349
It's been past the bump limit for a couple of months, I think.

>>12350
We're no longer on the front page, so I'd say we should.
No.12353
Anonymous
>>12351
http://boards.plus4chan.org/cod/t12352.html#p12352

Here ya go, a fresh new thread
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time taken: 0.00439215 ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '10630' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '10668' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '12911' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '10625' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '12904' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '12790' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '12780' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '12125' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '10523' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '12571' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '10549' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '11132' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '12309' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '10518' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) UNION ALL ((SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid FROM `kobapost` p USE INDEX(`boardid`, `parentid`, `deleted`) LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '11' AND p.`parentid` = '10511' AND p.`deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `postid` DESC LIMIT 3) ) no error
time taken: 0.00072002 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 11 AND `postid` IN(12349,12350,12956)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

actions:

before_validation actions: 1 start: 1679305185.24915900 end: 1679305185.24917500 took (total): 0.000016
footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679305185.26168300 end: 1679305185.26175900 took (total): 0.000076
header_meta actions: 4 start: 1679305185.25902500 end: 1679305185.25910900 took (total): 0.000084
setup_html actions: 3 start: 1679305185.25100800 end: 1679305185.25883900 took (total): 0.007831
validation actions: 2 start: 1679305185.24920300 end: 1679305185.25093800 took (total): 0.001735

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$ /$1/thumbs/$2s.png [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)/(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1&pagenumber=$2 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=catalog&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=thread&board=$1&thread=$2&ext=$3 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA]

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2023-03-20 02:39:45