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No.91874
Murder Drones (#87)Anonymous
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>Fnaf Edition.(So our fave’s stomach isn't going to be filled with rocks and pillows and uranium 👍
i hope you’re all having a lovely day/night, comfymaxxing, and hanging onto that motivation to achieve whatever your goals and dreams might be - but remember that it’s okay to take breaks and just rest sometimes :] 👍
>discussion/writing/drawing prompt: what if your fave/OC got snowed in with another character of your choice, during a power outage, in the freezing cold, forced to try to stay warm together? (or, spin the wheel for characters)
• booru: https://dronebooru.co
• last thread: >>90898
• OC wheel: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
have fun! ✨👈😎👈
No.91878
Anonymous
>>91874
Does N have a stomach hatch too?
No.91879
Anonymous
Image:173172933537.png(577kB, 1923x1503)Illustration14.png
fuck, i posted this at the end of the thread and didn't realize rip
No.91880
Anonymous
>>91875
I'm sure you'll come Tuah conclusion eventually
No.91881
Anonymous
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>>91874
I'm retarded, so I only just noticed in this one that Lizzy isn't sitting in a big chair. That's a blanket Doll is putting over her Lizochka.
No.91883
Anonymous
Replies:>>91894
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>you should kiss your big brother, niece of mine
>on the mouth
>with tongue
>don't worry, he'll provide most of the tongue
>just enjoy the feel of his gentle mouth
No.91884
Anonymous
Replies:>>91887
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No.91885
Anonymous
>>91879
and tear Uzi's head off.
No.91886
Anonymous
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No.91887
Anonymous
>>91884
>Toki Wartooth befriends N
No.91888
Anonymous
I missed creating the Thread by so little. I was occupied, damn. :(
No.91893
Anonymous
I like to think that each episode of MD summarizes one entire season.
No.91894
Anonymous
Image:173172986999.gif(400kB, 220x196)squirt-bottle.gif
>>91883
BAD ANON! BAD POST!
No.91896
Anonymous
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>>91874
>Dumb Question but the OP has fnaf so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If Tessa was Cassie, would be her Roxanne? Aka the robot who has every right to hate with the chance of killing her but doesn't?
No.91899
Anonymous
Image:173172995066.png(285kB, 1056x1584)029 smug.png
>>91137
>>91826
>>86910
'ere u go
No.91901
Anonymous
>>91899
> even the tag
lol
No.91903
Anonymous
>>91899
>the face you make when you know a bit of trivia your friends don't
THE SIGNATURE LOOK OF SUPERIORITY
No.91905
Anonymous
Replies:>>91911
Image:173173019453.jpg(34kB, 480x360)1466057745589.jpg
>>91893
>episode 8 is one season
>[In five minutes, I will have swallowed your whole stupid idiot planet into my gurgly belly. Giggle.]
No.91906
Anonymous
I don't like V's hip piece. She looks like she has lordosis in episode 6.
No.91907
Anonymous
Replies:>>92058
>>91899
OUGH, SMUG TAG, NEEDS CORRECTION!
No.91908
Anonymous
>>91899
Smug wife
No.91909
Anonymous
>>91899
I love Amda so much.
No.91910
Anonymous
>>91426
Well, drones are much more resilient than humans and can take ten times more the load, so he'll definitely be fine.

Nice art, anon.
No.91911
Anonymous
>>91905
How many episodes did Goku spend in that damn tank?
No.91914
Anonymous
Replies:>>91915
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>>91893
>a whole season of predatory N
Hnng.
No.91915
Anonymous
Replies:>>91916
>>91914
Take your hand out of your pants
No.91916
Anonymous
Replies:>>91927
>>91915
I will now put it in my mouth.
No.91917
Anonymous
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>>91899
bleugh, i wanted to soften the glow a bit. that brush was bad for glow effect lol
No.91918
Anonymous
Replies:>>91937
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>>91434

I'd like to see more military drones, hell, I find that damn interesting.
No.91919
Anonymous
>test
No.91920
Anonymous
>>91917
High glow for when the smug is most intense
Lower glow for when Anon begs her to turn it down a bit, his retinas are starting to hurt
No.91922
Anonymous
>>91917
Looks amazing
No.91924
Anonymous
Replies:>>91935
I want to write something wholesome and something nasty.
No.91927
Anonymous
>>91916
Somehow I wouldn't mind
No.91928
Anonymous
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>>91897
>>91898
>>91900

[spoiler]>Beretta couldn't move.
>Her body forcefully rocked. Her arms laid limp on the ground in front of her 
>Needing to cry, yet unable. She felt numb. She felt every motion, yet simultaneously felt like a passenger in her own body.
>She pawed at the ground. Drool hit the floor from her bared teeth. It hurt so much.
>A gasp escaped her lips as a hand pushed her head into the floor. Claws digging into her scalp.
>It hurt. It hurt so bad, but there wasn't anything she could do. closing eyes tight-[/spoiler]

>Her eyes opened; she wasn't there. She was staring at the roof. Empty. Comfortable under her bed sheets, 
>another sleepless night caused by bad memory's
>Tears were streaming down her face. Sniffling. Wiping her screen with shaky hands, she turned to her side, tightly gripping her childhood bat plushie, Mr. Batsy, gifted to her by Grandma Nori when she was just a pill baby. 
>Everything hurt. but nothing was physically damaged.

>She wanted to kill Mac, to tear his body limb from limb. violently bite his face off and leave him for the roaches.

>But she wasn't strong enough to even look him in the eye before retreating back to her room.

>She couldn't even say a word when she got home that day, not even when mom and dad gave her hot chocolate. asking what was wrong. too deep in shock from what had happened to do anything but feel the aching pain in her lower body.
>He'd do it again if she ever said anything.
>So she just laid there.
>crying into Mr. Batsy,
>Tomorrow is another day. So she'll sleep this one away.
No.91930
Anonymous
Replies:>>91935
>Femanon puts her hand in her pants
>N sees this
>"Umm could you take your hand off your pants? It is creeping me out."
>Femanon takes her hand off her pants and puts it in his mouth
No.91931
Anonymous
Replies:>>91936
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No.91933
Anonymous
>>91474

She is devil.
No.91934
Anonymous
Replies:>>91954
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>>91928
>Mac tied Beretta to a chair and forced her to watch the Star Wars Wookie Christmas Special
No.91935
Anonymous
Image:173173113279.png(244kB, 834x834)sams's new hairstyle.png
>>91843
thought it was funny
>>91924
then do it or i'll send a swarm of tiny Sams with this specific hairstyle
>>91930
kek
No.91936
Anonymous
>>91931
I hate hands. They are hard to draw and animate. But so expressive.
No.91937
Anonymous
Replies:>>91945
>>91918
I wish I could draw, I would draw so many military drones
No.91939
Anonymous
>>91481

Yeah, fuck Uzi.
No.91940
Anonymous
Requesting Core Cyn trying to “Head-Crab” Tessa. (But it doesn’t work since she’s of course not a head crab and it’s just annoys Tessa)
No.91942
Anonymous
>>91935
Cool of you to draw one of the background guys
No.91944
Anonymous
>>91504

Fuck, my sides, it's too hilarious.
No.91945
Anonymous
>>91935
Do you eyeball your proportions or do you measure them?

>>91937
I would draw tasteful porn. Like Louisa naked on a garden swing. Or Mussolini's hanged corpse being raped by devils.
No.91948
Anonymous
>>91932
Mac was fine until incestcucks ruined him, direct your fury towards them
(Also you never finished that other green, so don't soapbox grandstand until you're settled up)
No.91949
Anonymous
>>91935
>Hairlines fear him
>Women love him
>How does Sam do it?
>We may never truly know (but it probably involves magnets and other assorted drugs)
No.91950
Anonymous
Replies:>>91956
>>91928
>>91929
>>91932
I just hope you did that because you thought it'd be funny and expect nothing out of it. I gave it one thought, and I won't give it a second.
For the Love of all that is Good, Don't Respond to Nasty Comments (@2:08)youtube thumb
>>91941
Rest well.
No.91951
Anonymous
>>91554

I would, without irony, like to read or see artwork about it.
No.91952
Anonymous
>>91928
If only BatAnon was here to Freddy Krueger nightmare Mac
No.91953
Anonymous
Replies:>>91957
>>91948
>Mac was fine until incestcucks ruined him
Qrd?
No.91954
Anonymous
>>91934
>In particular he kept replaying the scene where Chewie's pops gets aroused by VR
>That and the Harvey Korman scenes
>He is truly a monster
No.91955
Anonymous
>>91577

Nice dick, cool balls.
No.91956
Anonymous
>>91950
I will admit, that it was mostly humorous with a bit of anger especially that last part with the shockgreen November bit. Will delete since that one is way too whiny Truthfully, I overreacted I just haven't been in a good place for a long while. Hell I've pretended to be multiple different Anons.
>>91948
I hold nothing against AkitaAnon. And yeah that's fair, I do eventually gotta finish-up on my namesake. It's just so damn hard to not wanna go and do something else, I think in that way I understand Liam. It's just so tempting to follow-up on another and better idea that you have or go do something else entirely
No.91957
Anonymous
Replies:>>91963
>>91953
Basically, a handful of people thought Mac could play off Beretta and Jane by being the "brother who likes his sister's friend" type. Admittedly, his execution was bland and he didn't have a huge amount of time to bake and develop well, which was compounded by a fag or two deciding it would be funny to pivot him into being an incestual rapist. It was basically right as Ncest was at it's "peak" and the same tards were trying to turn "the Doorman family tree" into "the Doorman family ingrown shrub" in every way possible
No.91958
Anonymous
>>91935
Draw an oogi riding a loaf pls
No.91959
Anonymous
>>91583
Cute.
>>91592
Fuck!
No.91960
Anonymous
>>91956
>go do something else entirely
Fair enough, I can't exactly blame you for that
I put the "pro" in "procrastinate" myself, so I'm not in much of a position to gripe
No.91961
Anonymous
>>91935
Aw hell nah, bro got a haircut from a sentient weedeater
No.91962
Anonymous
Image:173173251872.png(511kB, 1024x1024)appul.png
>>91945
eyeball from reference. my imagination isn't vivid, about 3 at that subjective scale. it's why i'm very reliant on sketching an idea out. like, i have to think about where he's looking at, is he tilting his head etc. even if it's a small doodle like that sam
No.91963
Anonymous
Replies:>>91973
>>91957
Mac having the hots for Jane could have been funny, damn.
>incestual rapist
I'm one of the fags who thinks the reaction to incest is overblown and that's still the worst shit. Mainly because it goes against the ironclad "no incest" rule Beretta's meant to have, and also because what the fuck, dude.
No.91964
Anonymous
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The drone belly channel. 24/7 drone belly. Soft drone bellies. Hard drone abs. Watching drone bellies move as drones drink oil. Hearing drone bellies make sounds.
No.91965
Anonymous
>>91964
I'd watch out of curiosity
No.91966
Anonymous
>>91964
I want to punch a drone in the belly.
No.91967
Anonymous
>>91962 nta
damn. I have 2-4 depending on how bad of a headache I have and how much sleep I've gotten.
No.91968
Anonymous
Replies:>>91993
>>91641

I like how this story is developing, well written, anon.
No.91969
Anonymous
Replies:>>91971
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OOGI GET OUT OF THERE!
No.91970
Anonymous
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>what character are people gonna get mad about this thread?
>
No.91971
Anonymous
Replies:>>91979
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>>91969
We love our Oogis don’t we folks?
No.91972
Anonymous
No.91973
Anonymous
Replies:>>91996
>>91963
I don't personally care about the fetish myself, for or against it. It just ended up being that he was too new and too flat, so those greens ended up defining him more than the relatively wholesome ones. The reaction was negative, Mac became a pariah OC, and he never got a chance to ask Beretta to set him up with Jane for a "not date but hopefully a date"
No.91974
Anonymous
>>91662

Hilarious, love greens like that.
No.91975
Anonymous
>>91970
Honestly the coolest mascot design McDanks has ever had
No.91976
Anonymous
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>>91970
Emily's ready, if only on accident
No.91977
Anonymous
>>91964
Are you into bellies or what?
No.91978
Anonymous
Replies:>>91980
Image:173173302520.png(191kB, 364x372)UziChair.png
>>91928
very much regret writing this.
No.91979
Anonymous
>>91971
Not to get political, but
>Make Copper-9 oog again
No.91980
Anonymous
>>91978
You cooked and I dined
I rate it an MRE on the scale - good enough but I don't want to eat it more than once a month
No.91981
Anonymous
Image:173173323734.jpg(76kB, 615x1000)shesalllegs.jpg
quick rough sketch. Rebecca's back and better than ever, and if somebody doesn't stop me I might make her sexbot legs even more disproportionate
No.91982
Anonymous
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>>91962
>>91945
i think this pic is a better representation. my mind's eye see a suggested thing (like an apple) at about a 3. the color is kind of dull, my visual memory isn't strong. some texture on the skin of an apple isn't there. i'm reliant on references and sketching a thought out. like if i'm drawing a drone running, i have to plot out my thought: what direction is he running in, from where the viewer is looking at the drone. word it out, before i sketch it out.
No.91983
Anonymous
How old is the drawfags ?
No.91984
Anonymous
>>91970
You know we could actually replace Mac with this guy fairly easily, Hell here's some lore for it
>Mac To-Night, was an ancient food icon from Earth's early age that was sadly discarded due to...reasons
>A thousand years later, Mac To-Night was brought back by the McDonald's corporation as his history has been forgetten
>In a collaborative effort with JCJenson they crafted a special Mac To-Night Drone, he was smug, swauve, had the uncanny ability to sneak-up on people, and could play the piano
>However.....an intern who was later thrown into the incinerator, decided to be a cunt and upload ancient internet history into Mac's cloud causing him to have some unique feelings about humans and Drones of other colors
>Mac was set to debut on Copper-9's first McDonald's, however a little apocalypse and then core put an end to that dream
>Mac To-Night now roams the wasteland of Copper-9....doing whatever the greentext writer decides I guess
No.91985
Anonymous
>>91979
Many are oooing this
No.91986
Anonymous
>>91983
At least 1
No.91987
Anonymous
>>91981
Rebecca is just Fender Pinwheeler from Robots but with awooga legs, holy shit
No.91988
Anonymous
Replies:>>91995
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>>91917
Okay, hear me out: AU where Amda was a third witch.
No.91989
Anonymous
>>91981
Mommy
No.91990
Anonymous
Replies:>>91992
>>91984
>MoonMan is Mac To-Night's Solver form
No.91991
Anonymous
>>91984
>Anon sits back in his chair, fingers tented
>Thinking
>It was a funny idea, but... it lacked something
>Panache
>But what?
>An ancient incandescent lightbulb flickered to life in his brain
>Of course, that was it!
>This new, flavorful direction for Mac... needed boobs
No.91992
Anonymous
Replies:>>91994
>>91990
>[niggle]
No.91993
Anonymous
>>91968
It's already ended Anon.
>>91850
No.91994
Anonymous
>>91992
>His wings are shaped like a certain German symbol from their government in the 1940s
>His armband is red, to represent the McDonald's colors
No.91995
Anonymous
Replies:>>91997
>>91988
Alternate Universe where Amda is my wife.
No.91996
Anonymous
Replies:>>92000
>>91973
From what I remember, this was what happened. I'd probably go check in the archive some other time. There is one other anon who made a thread about archive-diving so maybe he might post something there, but better I go search myself when I find the time.
No.91997
Anonymous
No.91998
Anonymous
>>91812

Gorgeous, anon, beautiful green.
No.91999
Talking About A Food
Would you suck on N's salty white balls?
No.92000
Anonymous
Replies:>>92005
>>91996
I'm currently on one of the Jun 2023 threads.
haven't really seen too much chatter about OC creation.
seeing a lot of Jhan stuff though.
No.92001
Anonymous
Replies:>>92005
>>91999
For the last time N I'm glad you like cooking but for the love of fuck please phrase that differently.
No.92002
Anonymous
>>91999
I'd love to roll them around in my mouth with my tongue working them back and forth
No.92004
Anonymous
>>91850

Why is it always this emotional roller coaster! Don't I get enough suffering in real life?!
No.92005
Anonymous
>>92000
Nice. They say those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. You'd probably be more intimate with how things ebb and flow for the 4chan Murder Drones fans after this archive dive. I just hope you don't do it like the guy before you, I think he was... straining himself a bit more than he should have. Hopefully he's in good health.
>>92001
KEK
No.92006
Anonymous
>>91879
A cute art without vulgarity and eating other people's balls? Wow, that's, uh.... unusual.

Very cute art, anon, good job.
No.92007
Anonymous
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>Hey, B?
>Yeah, Jane?
>You kiss your brother on the lips goodnight?
>Doesn't everybody?
>N-, uhh, I mean, uhhh fucking uhhh why do you do it that way?
>Well, it has to last us through the charging cycle or else it won't count.
>Oh.
>...
>Hey, B, do you know what it takes to get adopted around here?
No.92008
Anonymous
>>91899
That look of utter smug self-satisfaction and superiority. I wonder what's in her RAM right now.
No.92010
Anonymous
>>91999
> you know what suck the heads means?
> its about eating
No.92012
Anonymous
Replies:>>92028
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picrel but with Alice eating batteries or a bucket of fried chicken, I'm not picky
No.92013
Anonymous
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6am Alice
No.92015
Anonymous
Replies:>>92026
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I can't believe they let old ass Serial Designation TAMMFK fight Worker Drone Phil. This was a shit fight, the audience are the biggest losers
No.92016
E-Anonymous
Image:173173560311.png(701kB, 2500x2000)IMG_4444.png
Roundy Labor Bots

>Built to handle much more heavier objects like steel girders or entire crates of ammunition on their own.
>Much more temperamental and durable then their Generic variants, trespass on property and expect these bots to grow hostile fast.
>Other Laborers are advised to not get in the way of an angered Roundy, as they won’t hesitate to use ANYTHING to throw at intruders, including other Laborers.
>Do not be on the receiving end of a Roundy’s attacks, they can exert enough force to make dents in the floor and walls
No.92017
Anonymous
>>92016
must- resist. urge. to model
No.92018
Anonymous
>>92016
Built
For
Uppies
No.92019
Anonymous
>>92016
>hats has a fat fetish
No.92020
Anonymous
>>91928
Man, I so wish I could reread that green about Mac and Beretta right now.

Nice green, anon, I don't know why you didn't want to post it.
No.92021
Anonymous
Replies:>>92045
>>92013
that core doesn't even get the oven, smash it with a hammer immediately
No.92022
Anonymous
No.92023
Anonymous
>>92016
How much shit does J0y get up to when she gets her digital hands on one of them?
No.92024
Anonymous
Replies:>>92035
No.92025
Anonymous
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>>91929
>>91932
Sometimes i forget why everybody dogpiled your ass back then but then you come up and remind us that you're a cunt
No.92026
Anonymous
>>92015
Meanwhile, the winners were Q and MG
Imagine the cash they raked in televising that stupid shit
No.92027
Anonymous
>>92016
of Y was a labor bot she would be a roundy because she’s FAT!!!
No.92028
Anonymous
Replies:>>92033
>>92012
With same outfit and on or offmodel do you know?
No.92029
Anonymous
>>91981
Nice, looking good anon. And who am I to stop you, follow YOUR heart anon, not anyone else's.
No.92030
Anonymous
Replies:>>92052
My drone keeps insisting Miku is real and won't listen to reason.
No.92031
E-Anonymous
Replies:>>92035
>>92023
They either become the Tank or an arachnid-like mutation that’s able to create more Monstrosities
No.92032
Anonymous
>>91964
She doesn't wear pants, C will definitely not like that.
No.92033
Anonymous
Replies:>>92042
>>92028
oh I wasn't saying I wanted it drawn, I was saying I wanted to do it. give her the worship and relaxation she deserves
No.92035
Anonymous
Replies:>>92049
>>92024
>>92031
> Archiver and 3 other laborbot survivors escaping an infected autonomous industrial zone
No.92037
Anonymous
Reminder that the term pleasurebot is a slur and only to be used when you really really want to hurt a drone's feelings.
No.92038
Anonymous
>>91981
She needs to be fixed.

WITH BULLETS!

I like propositions.
No.92039
Anonymous
>>92037
>"Pleasurebot" is a slur
>However, for some reason, drone babes are fine with being called "fucktoasters"
>... drones are kinda weird sometimes
No.92041
Anonymous
Replies:>>92045
>>92013
Nice. Hope she will destroy this skibidi abomination.
No.92042
Anonymous
>>92033
Oh yeah right
No.92043
Anonymous
Replies:>>92046
>>92037
they prefer the term "companionship drone"
No.92044
Anonymous
>>92025
>image
Guys, am I in danger?
No.92045
Anonymous
>>92021
>>92041
Initially it was meant to be smth calmer with core nori the brainrot was last minute add on
No.92046
Anonymous
Replies:>>92053
>>92043
I once met a drone that who's owner said "get pregnant" so much she thought it was her name.
No.92047
Anonymous
>>92037
I've seen sex drones using it like someone would say mate or fam. but get violently mad when even other worker drones use it. never got the divide there. they only have a few differences in their design, at the end of the day the core and OS is the same.
No.92049
E-Anonymous
Replies:>>92065
>>92035
Watch your back, Wattdigos can be stalking.
Stay away from puddles, Abyssals can drag you away.
Take down the Rotunds (Infected Roundies) fast as a team.
Deal with Detonators from afar, don’t let your plans blow up in your face.
Find the Driders (other Infected Roundy variant) before their spawn overwhelm.
No.92050
Anonymous
Image:173173715290.png(2.35MB, 1000x1500)173127635712.png
This image is the funniest thing I saw all week because she look so hollow shoutout to anon for posting it
No.92051
Anonymous
Replies:>>92054
>>92025
You forgot to read the rest of the thread bro.
>>91956
No.92052
Anonymous
>>92030
Don't blame them, for some reason Miku songs disturb their core and they start believing all sorts of nonsense, like that president Bugretta is from Russian KGB and would not act in Putin's interests.
No.92053
Anonymous
No.92054
Anonymous
>>92051
I wonder why this happens alot with Anons, they always respond without reading the rest of the thread
No.92055
Anonymous
Image:173173745633.jpg(25kB, 735x414)d6eca0a63ce952dbcd3f2126cc42ef3d.jpg
Alice so cute
Look at these pretty sharp white teeth mmm
Wanna snuggle the deerdrone
No.92056
Anonymous
Replies:>>92061
Gonna be away now but what is the wattdigo lore? Are they sapient? Would they be dangerous to workerdrones and where do they come from?
No.92057
Anonymous
Image:173173761662.gif(1.66MB, 389x208)1701142111321951-ezgif.com-crop-1-min.gif
No.92058
Anonymous
Image:173173766205.png(65kB, 641x641)TAG CORRECTION.png
>>91907
lol
No.92059
Anonymous
No.92060
Anonymous
>>92058
Never have I been happier to make a post.
No.92061
Anonymous
Replies:>>92068
>>92056
They are the results of a Chinese code error in Laborbot code gone wrong. The first outbreak of "wattdigo" in the city of Tianjin on September 24th, 2785 resulted in the destruction of the city and the death of almost thirty thousand people. The wattdigo virus increases the libido of any known female laborbot by nearly 8300%. Human victims, especially human men are left in such a brutalized state that most victims do not survive. I'm bullshitting
No.92062
Anonymous
Replies:>>92171
>>92058
Flat.
No.92063
Anonymous
Image:173173787664.jpg(25kB, 680x375)1606960289282.jpg
>>92058
No.92064
Anonymous
>>91917
>when that hunky Australian who handles sentinels tells you (in private of course) you're the loveliest woman he's ever met
No.92065
Anonymous
>>92049
> disembodied laborbot core jumps on your head
Left 4 Dead Soundtrack: Vassalation (Jockey's Theme)youtube thumb
> IS THIS THING HUMPING ME?
No.92066
Anonymous
>>92016
BIG LAD
MUST CUDDLE WITH HIM
NOOOOOOOOOW
No.92067
Anonymous
Image:173173816961.png(601kB, 850x948)IMG_6252.png
>you thought you'd be using Alice's antlers as handles to ride her or guide her head as she blows you
>in practice, your rapidly failing grip on them is the only thing holding her back from utterly ravaging you and turning your pelvis to dust
No.92068
Anonymous
>>92061
>spoiler
No anon, you’re writing threadlore (the most noble kind of lore)
No.92069
Anonymous
Replies:>>92070
>>92037
>Anon hates Lizzy
>He drops the P-B word on her one day, shocking everyone into silence
>But she just smiles
>If that's what he sees her as...

>Anon has a girlfriend now
No.92070
Anonymous
>>92069
>confusingly happy conclusion
No.92071
Anonymous
Image:173173874264.png(337kB, 598x815)anon model.PNG
been altering a william afton model into a ANON model to use for renders.
just finished Heavily altering the proportions
No.92072
Anonymous
>>92058
>Amda just looks on disturbed
No.92073
Anonymous
>>92071
He always greens text
No.92074
Anonymous
>>92071
You're definitely going to need to add some wrinkles/seams to the clothes or it's gonna look like he has on a cotton onesie.
No.92075
Anonymous
Replies:>>92091
>>92071
Looking fantastic. I hope Old Anon doesn't crash your blender as much as Akita does, haha.
No.92076
Anonymous
Replies:>>92077
>>92074
>implying anonymous isn’t wearing a cotton onesie for maximum comfy while shitρosting
No.92077
Anonymous
>>92076
He does seem the type.
No.92078
Anonymous
Replies:>>92091
>>92071
Hey! That's me!
No.92079
Anonymous
Replies:>>92091
>>92071
Hot
Look at those fingers, BUILT for petting
And those strong arms, imagine the uppies….
No.92080
Anonymous
>>92067
ffffuck, that is hot. i need to revisit that old sketch
No.92081
Anonymous
Replies:>>92082
>1 Femdrone, 2 Roundy Labor Bots
No.92082
Anonymous
Image:173174015308.jpg(59kB, 336x244)They Got Roudy.jpeg
>>92081
>The Femdrone Afterwards
No.92083
Anonymous
>>92058
Wow, how obscene:3
No.92084
Anonymous
For 2 dollars, would you put Uzi's hand in your mouth and suck on it without her consent? Just walk up to her and start sucking on her hand for as long as possible while making direct eye contact
No.92085
Anonymous
Replies:>>92091
>>92071
Based, it's literally how i look like.
No.92086
Anonymous
>>92084
Just two dollars, Zach?!
No.92087
Anonymous
>>92084
Ew, fuck no!

Give me a 20.
No.92088
Anonymous
Replies:>>92089
Image:173174059255.png(107kB, 859x666)1702860706006.png
forgotten
No.92089
Anonymous
Replies:>>92090
>>92088
Maybe their drawfriend should draw them more or ya know do a greentext?
No.92090
Anonymous
No.92091
Anonymous
Image:173174089389.png(225kB, 831x744)Holy shit slenderman.PNG
>>92074
what if That was the point >:)

>>92075
he doesn'tt have 4k texture's so he won't thank god.

>>92078
indeed

>>92079
the original fingers where so stubby I had trouble making the anon holding hands with akita image

>>92085
Crazy.
No.92092
Anonymous
>>92091
A A A A A A H
No.92093
Anonymous
>>92091
J Run! (I trip J as I say this.)
No.92094
Anonymous
Replies:>>92133
They neutered my N......
No.92095
Anonymous
Replies:>>92102
I got a mini-Y for home defense but she keeps attacking anyone that comes over.
No.92096
Anonymous
Replies:>>92097
>>92084
Do I get immunity?
No.92097
Anonymous
No.92099
Anonymous
Replies:>>92105
Did you know the average drone eats 10 spiders a year?
No.92101
Anonymous
Image:173174257366.png(167kB, 1208x1202)Gordon and Tessa.png
I'm bored. Give me some doodle requests and I'll make them if I can.
No.92102
Anonymous
>>92095
a diligent defender
No.92103
Anonymous
Replies:>>92215
>>92101
thad and uzi cuddles?
No.92104
Anonymous
Replies:>>92218
>>92101
thad and me cuddles?
No.92105
Anonymous
>>92099
Not even by accident. I think it's part of their programming. I once saw a daddy long legs crawling on the wall and my drone just grabbed it and stuffed it into her mouth like it was nothing.
No.92106
Anonymous
Replies:>>92140
No.92107
Anonymous
Image:173174300094.png(7kB, 558x131)DaddyLongLegs_3.png
>>92105
>daddy long legs
No.92108
Anonymous
Replies:>>92113
>>92101
Thad puddle?
No.92109
Anonymous
>>92105
That's why their arms and legs are so fucking spindly
No.92110
Anonymous
>>91981
She probably stole it from some android model
No.92111
Anonymous
Replies:>>92112
I sure hope a drone with long, shapely legs doesn't easily catch up to me and corner me while making advances towards me.
No.92112
Anonymous
Image:173174350412.jpg(247kB, 1200x930)T.A.M.M.F.K.jpg
>>92111
>Long Shapely Legs
Here ya go!
No.92113
Anonymous
Replies:>>92129
Image:173174357660.png(32kB, 1000x1000)Puddle o Thad.png
>>92108
No.92114
Anonymous
Replies:>>92438
>>92101
switch lewds
No.92117
Anonymous
Image:173174439967.png(133kB, 812x867)20f0912151f84430227d516b121c8fac[1].png
Everyone run, someone found the marketable plushie ray! They got fucking Harper!
No.92118
Anonymous
>>92117
I'm gonna cum on it
No.92119
Anonymous
>>92117
genuinely would snuggle the hell out of that plushie
No.92120
Anonymous
Replies:>>92123
Now we've talked about milking the SD-U-U cows before, but....how about butchering? How do we properly get one ready for consumption?
No.92121
Anonymous
Image:173174486636.png(174kB, 875x1000)harper2.png
>>92118
Oh shit, oh fuck!
No.92122
Anonymous
Replies:>>92157
>>92071
Make a purple version of him
No.92123
Anonymous
>>92120
It's a cow Anon, you don't need some big plan just say "hey look over there" and shoot it. You might make U-U cry/swear revenge though.

>U-U burgers.
No.92126
Anonymous
>>92101
A scared Tyranid cowering in the corner while Lizzy shadow in shown approaching the little nid
No.92127
Anonymous
>>92101
Maybe Martha comforting her niece Tessa

Or stepdadAnon x Martha with Tessa finally having parents who love and care for her
No.92128
Anonymous
>>92117
what do SD tails even do?
are they the same as DD tails?
why are they blade shaped instead of needle shaped?
No.92129
Anonymous
Replies:>>92130
Image:173174623556.png(770kB, 974x577)suck.jpg
>>92113
No.92130
Anonymous
Replies:>>92131
>>92129
>When anon succ that good
No.92131
Anonymous
Replies:>>92147
>>92130
>This is a fun activity for puddle drones.
>They don't get dissolved by human stomach juices and won't enter your intestines.
>The only way to get a puddle drone out of your stomach is to vomit them out.
No.92132
Anonymous
>>92118
gross
No.92133
Anonymous
Replies:>>92134
>>92094
who did?
No.92134
Anonymous
No.92135
Anonymous
Image:173174666610.png(29kB, 128x128)PogChamp_emoji.png
>>91893
How horrifying.
No.92136
Anonymous
>>92135
>>91893
I don't care what anyone says the season of nightcore anime fights and horror tropes was great.
No.92137
Anonymous
>>92136
I greatly like season 1 even though consensus is that it works purely to be the basis for something greater than itself and the fanbase outside of these threads isn't held in very high esteem, literally requiring a red filter to understand that something is bad.
No.92138
Anonymous
Goodnight, American anon.
No.92139
Anonymous
Image:173174728230.jpg(1.01MB, 2388x834)IMG_5207.jpeg
Fashion of the Chan Nebula
No.92140
Anonymous
>>92106
Didn't he draw Boxo already?
No.92141
Anonymous
>>92139
I wonder they have a fashion show about growing plants over their bald heads
No.92143
E-Anonymous
Replies:>>92158
>>92016 (me)
>The Inventor’s thoughts: “I was approached by CyberCog about a possible enhancement to the Laborer model that could handle much more straining tasks and these were the results. Tougher and stronger than regular Laborers, a little meaner too.”

>Shannon Green’s thoughts: “I had the honor of being there when the first “Roundies” came to service, I think that’s what they call them! Seeing them lift up whole crates of cement and construction equipment, I was awestruck! With a little persuasion, I hope to get these Roundies more widespread to other facilities sooner!”
No.92144
Anonymous
Replies:>>92150
Image:173174769430.png(566kB, 1225x2310)2riv95wqi0w71.png
>>92016
Praise Rat'Var for fat as fuck Labor Bots.
No.92145
Anonymous
>>92016
Elf sees these things in her nightmares.
No.92146
Anonymous
>>92139
what do female ones look like?
No.92147
Anonymous
>>92131
N swallowing a puddle drone
No.92148
Anonymous
Replies:>>92156
>>91893
>>92135
>>92136
> multi episode solver Uzi
> multi episode Alice
> multi episode long mansion flashback subplot
> multi SEASONAL Doll
No.92149
Anonymous
>>92146
> obligatory laughter
No.92150
Anonymous
Replies:>>92152
>>92144
Where she from?
No.92152
Anonymous
Image:173174810341.jpg(347kB, 600x800)Space Station 13.jpg
>>92150
No.92156
Anonymous
Image:173174844842.jpg(55kB, 850x567)sample-fbd4df35c432eb71a9065816d69b159d[1].jpg
>>92148
I liked the Doll episode that was 2 minutes of a murder and 28 minutes of Doll and Lizzy making out, only interrupted by Thad coming over and leaving immediately.
No.92157
Anonymous
Image:173174858929.png(203kB, 591x422)purple anon.PNG
>>92122
No.92158
Anonymous
Replies:>>92161
>>92143
The Balls Hardenyoutube thumb
> video documentary on how roundies are made
No.92159
Anonymous
Image:173174870634.jpg(50kB, 640x480)1433263582.jpg
>>92157
No.92160
Anonymous
Replies:>>92164
Goodnight anon
No.92161
Anonymous
>>92158
The Inventor is the one giving the actual commentary on their production while Shannon is awed and amazed in the background
No.92163
Anonymous
Replies:>>92190
>>92139
okay but this design is actually really cool what the fuck
No.92164
Anonymous
>>92160
good night anon
No.92165
Anonymous
The roundies remind me of the fucking oni from that one Kenshi mod. God I hate those things.
No.92166
Anonymous
>>92156
> 30 minute episodes
don't...
No.92167
Anonymous
>>92156
The background story was better, watching those drones break in and try to investigate the place while they're being gay was pretty funny.
No.92169
Anonymous
>>92139
> v2004
Heh
Also lore accurate
No.92170
Anonymous
Image:173174945896.jpg(3kB, 170x170)boobs_31c765.jpg
>>92146
No.92171
Anonymous
>>92062
Is justice.
No.92172
Beretta
Robo-God, I can't believe that they've updating the player models in SWTOR by turning everyone into fucking old people. I don't want to play as a 40 year old wine mom!
No.92173
Anonymous
>>92172
What's SWOTR?
No.92174
Anonymous
>>92172
Your father doesn't like Hags either.
No.92175
Anonymous
>>92173
It's an old person game made to attract even older nerds. Don't listen to her.
No.92176
Anonymous
>>91979
Damn oogers took my job man.
No.92177
Anonymous
Replies:>>92180
>>92173
It's a Star Wars MMO that takes place in Legends continuity before any of the Disney stuff
No.92178
Anonymous
>>92172
Yeah whatever you say HAGRETTA
No.92179
Anonymous
>>92157
The man behind the slaughter
No.92180
Anonymous
>>92177
I know, trying to play into the joke
No.92181
Anonymous
Image:173175020455.jpg(182kB, 624x792)173171873593.jpg
What would you do in this situation?
No.92182
Anonymous
>>92181
Throw away my pants so they don't get torn. Jeans are expensive.
No.92183
Anonymous
Image:173175062731.jpg(29kB, 450x555)Hunter_Van_Pelt.jpg
>>92181
Get me rifle, like any true respecting Big Game hunter
No.92184
Anonymous
Replies:>>92186
Image:173175096893.jpg(38kB, 600x338)GbTBpbIXkAAB4iC.jpeg
Any sentinel mechs?
No.92185
Anonymous
>>92181
What if I politely say no thank you?
No.92186
Anonymous
Replies:>>92188
>>92184
They tried but she attracted too many human men. The other sentinels got jealous.
No.92188
Anonymous
Replies:>>92189
Image:173175120374.jpg(1.15MB, 4760x3320)IMG_20241116_175912.jpg
>>92186
Technically all of those mens died by being crush by her
No.92189
Anonymous
>>92188
Why does this mech have a boner
No.92190
Anonymous
>>92163
i agree!
No.92191
Anonymous
>>92189
The Solver gave it to her just like it gave it to Fem!N and she also needs Male!Uzi to make her feel like a true and honest woman.
No.92192
Anonymous
Replies:>>92194
squeezing N belly
No.92193
Anonymous
>>92139
Definitely rocking High Class
No.92194
Anonymous
>>92192
N doesn’t have a belly, he just has a midsection. A midsection that is most certainly not squeezable.
No.92195
Anonymous
>>92194
>t. Uzi trying to keep the N tumby to herself
No.92196
Anonymous
>>92181
I'd just call my mom. She'd either chase those witches to hell or marry me off to each of them and I'd be heir to the untold riches of two of the richest families in the universe.
No.92197
Anonymous
>>92181
Let them kmin for a coffee or tea then send them back out after my hospitality dries
No.92198
Anonymous
Replies:>>92200
Why does my Beretta refuse to spit out honey? I keep giving her oreos and 5-star meals that I bust my ass off to prepare and yet Beretta has refused to vomit out honey for me. This is getting frustrating
No.92199
Anonymous
>N found the Hitachi wand
>He thinks it's only used for nice innocent massages, and tells everyone about his cool discovery and where he found it
No.92200
Anonymous
Replies:>>92202
>>92198
I know you mean a bugetta but the mental image of an anon with beretta tied in a chair feeding her 5 star meals and begging for honey while she's just confused is gold
No.92201
Anonymous
Image:173175285389.png(48kB, 1387x1200)doncic4.png
I haven't forgotten about her believe me
No.92202
Anonymous
Replies:>>92207
>>92200
I didn't mispeak. I meant what I said
No.92203
Anonymous
No.92204
Anonymous
Replies:>>92206
Image:173175348879.png(1.02MB, 887x890)Untitled1302_20241116053532.png
>>92194
>N doesn’t have a belly, he just has a midsection.
that’s his belly
N is person shaped :] the area between his chest and his legs would be his belly
>A midsection that is most certainly not squeezable.
considering how drones can bend and twist at the waist, and the material there is different from the white material on the rest of their bodies, i’d say their midsections are probably a bit softer
also, N’s feet can bend, so anything is possible
No.92205
Anonymous
Image:173175383062.jpg(2.06MB, 2261x1668)IMG_5220.jpeg
No.92206
Anonymous
>>92204
For a moment i was wondering how you got that image in such chrisp quality. Then i noticed the blender cursor. That model is bloody amazing
No.92207
Anonymous
Image:173175415004.png(111kB, 1192x1012)biscgis.png
>>92202
call me the bootleg pocketsteaks
No.92208
Anonymous
No.92209
Anonymous
>>92207
True love between husband and wife
No.92210
Anonymous
>>92071
Anon was the man behind the slaughter i guess
No.92211
Anonymous
>>92207
Kek 2.
No.92212
Anonymous
Image:173175765393.jpg(1.56MB, 3000x2300)AnonAndBot.jpg
Laborbot and Anon colored, this is all provisional, I'm going to be doing proper lineart and final colors for them later today.
Gonna write some green for them over the weekend too, and theres a pair of ufinished Holly pics I have to do the shading on.
My first of two long weekends this month are coming up and at that time I plan to put in some serious work on the Phoenix AO3 updates, I may get enough done to actually post a new chapter along with the necessary revisions to the existing ones.
No.92213
Anonymous
Replies:>>92216
>>92212
Tell us about anons cool gun
No.92214
Anonymous
>>92212
Anon's laborbot can't be this cute!
No.92215
Anonymous
Image:173175825535.png(125kB, 918x726)Thad and Uzi.png
>>92103
No.92216
Anonymous
Replies:>>93395
Image:173175884897.jpg(2.37MB, 2500x3800)AdaPose.jpg
>>92213
It's a type of weapon I invoke in most of my scifi stories that have energy weapons, a "Blazer". The name comes from John Steakley's "The Armor" and it's basically a particle accelerator that uses a weak laser to confine and direct a stream of charged atomic nuclei. In this case iodine, which gives it the distinct violet color.
It has the same kind of cutting power as a DD's beam weapon but doesn't require time to charge up, and because the beam has some slight mass the effect of a blazer strike is often explosive and incendiary, a good weapon for dealing with heat-intolerant solver creatures.
Downsides are that the power demands are of course enormous so the weapons chew through powerpacks at a ferocious rate, and they also overheat quickly with continuous firing.
That Logan's Run style flash hider I've started drawing them all with recently does two things, it protects the user from being blinded by radiant light and it spits the jet of burning air created around the beam away from the shooter. Without it to direct most of that thermal bloom away, firing a blazer in a confined space would be like having a blowtorch applied to your hand and arm.
The particular model he's toting is a military Heavy Blazer, most times the human-use versions are the size of a pistol, which is usually more than enough. It's got design elements of the MG-42, M16, the fusion guns from Forbidden planet, Logan's Run and it's got a Beretta style safety toggle, anything else is just what I think looks aesthetic like the thick power cables feeding into the receiver.

Here's that unfinished Holly pic where you can see her brandishing the pistol style version.
No.92217
Anonymous
Replies:>>92219
>>92189
That where the pilot sit inside
No.92218
Anonymous
Image:173175962808.png(109kB, 898x742)Thad and Anon.png
>>92104
No.92219
Anonymous
>>92217
the pilot is stored in the balls
No.92220
Anonymous
>>92212
>put in some serious work on the Phoenix AO3 updates, I may get enough done to actually post a new chapter
noice
No.92221
Anonymous
>>92212
Damn, this labour drone so cutie.
No.92222
Anonymous
Replies:>>92228
>NNN isn't just a challenge for drones, it's hard-coded
No.92223
Anonymous
Replies:>>92226
>>92215
>>92218
these are funny viewed back to back
No.92224
Anonymous
Image:173176080085.png(859kB, 1613x2200)NKVD Doll Glare 1.png
>>91983
Calendar year and three months, more or less.
A bit under a year, if hiatuses/breaks aren't counted.
No.92225
Anonymous
>>92201
"I was talking you"
>Push aside the DD
>Rip out my shirt showing tattoos for my love of BBW
No.92226
Anonymous
Replies:>>92229
>>92223
>Lie in bed with a friend
>Lie in bed with a weirdo who talks about 'greentexts'
No.92228
Anonymous
>>92222
Poor bastards.
No.92229
Anonymous
Replies:>>92330
>>92226
> go to sleep with Uzi
> wake up with an Anon
i'd be shocked too
No.92230
Anonymous
>>92215
Cute.
>>92218
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
No.92231
Anonymous
No.92233
Anonymous
>>92215
>>92218
the old switcheroo
No.92234
Anonymous
Replies:>>92235
>>91962
>>91982
I am almost 5. I can't get proportions right even when having a reference next to my canvas. And I mean how long or thick anything is supposed to be.
No.92235
Anonymous
>>92234
>long or thick
Both
No.92236
Anonymous
Replies:>>92240
>>91982
1 here
No.92238
Anonymous
Image:173176336088.png(172kB, 1000x1142)1718815342067746.png
>"[CAT NOISES] Look at me, I am an adorable meow-ster."
No.92239
Anonymous
Replies:>>92241
>>92238
I'm about to Shane Dawson this cat
No.92240
Anonymous
>>92238
Would adopt.

>>92236
Do you draw?
No.92241
Anonymous
Replies:>>92242
Image:173176346274.png(129kB, 604x624)171727862493.png
>>92239
>"Aaaaand we're just gonna go ahead and delete that post by Anon. No offense to you buddy, but it's not within our guidelines."
No.92242
Anonymous
Replies:>>92244
>>92241
Fug u admiN! U a poopy head
No.92244
Anonymous
Replies:>>92246
>>92242
>[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]: NO OOGIS ALLOWED, FATASS
No.92245
Anonymous
>>92238
Call me Shane Dawson because I'm about to fuck that cat
No.92246
Anonymous
>>92244
He wasn't even an Oogi, he was just adhering to N's draconian law even if it was a last act of defiance. N is truly George Orwell's 1987
No.92247
Anonymous
>>92238
I can't stop thinking she's wearing sneakers. WHY DO I THINK SHE'S WEARING SNEAKERS?!
No.92248
Anonymous
Replies:>>92249
>>91982
Wait, people think other than 5? I can imagine whatever I want, I can imagine me holding an apple, throwing, breaking it, and all is pretty vivid, and I can "see it" like I'm actually doing it.
No.92249
Anonymous
Replies:>>92251
>>92248
You wouldn't be five if you can actually "see" the apple.
No.92250
Anonymous
>>92067
Kek can confirm
No.92251
Anonymous
>>92249
Just because of that, I will imagine you naked
No.92252
Anonymous
Replies:>>92254
>>92251
So you would be 1-3 on the scale, not 5
No.92253
Anonymous
Replies:>>92256
>>92251
But why would you do that, anon?
No.92254
Anonymous
Image:173176611833.png(404kB, 1675x998)i hate you.png
>>92252
No.92255
Anonymous
Replies:>>92257
I guess he can imagine but not count.
No.92256
Anonymous
Replies:>>92259
>>92253
Because I can
No.92257
Anonymous
Replies:>>92258
>>92255
no room in his head for numbers with all those apples in there
No.92259
Anonymous
Image:173176698586.jpg(45kB, 640x624)171761884211.jpg
>>92256
Dunnoe.
Sounds kinda gae to me anon.
Unless you're not anon...
No.92260
Anonymous
>>92259
>Do you have games on your phone?
No.92261
Anonymous
>>92258
Well Gaben can't count past 2 and look how successful he is!
No.92262
Anonymous
Replies:>>92265
>>92259
>Femanon imagines you naked
>But as N
No.92263
Anonymous
>NNN
>This Doesn't Stand For, No Nut November
>It Actually Stands For, 3 Ns November
No.92264
Anonymous
Replies:>>92266
>>92263
>The three Ns travel the galaxy going door to door doing N things
No.92265
Anonymous
Replies:>>92276
>>92262
>Femdrone can't contain herself and jumps you on a whim.
>It takes a few seconds but her optics readjust and she realises you aren't N. Or naked.
>She gets off and profusely apologises before dashing away to her femcel cave.
No.92266
Anonymous
>>92264
>The 3 Ns sing at your door demanding figgy pudding
No.92267
Anonymous
Replies:>>92271
>>92259
I may, or may not, need to turn you into Anonette now
No.92268
Anonymous
How many girl anons do we have ?
No.92269
Anonymous
>>92263
> WD!N, DD!N, SD!N
No.92270
Anonymous
Replies:>>92284
>>92268
we had this discussion not too long ago
i think the number we settled on was 5
No.92271
Anonymous
Image:173176793704.jpg(12kB, 1024x576)1720256939460043m.jpg
>>92267
Sorry, but that's not kosher. I'm sending you to Strychnine.
>And only Cyn has the power to do that
No.92272
An Alternate Universe
>>92268
Anon, we're all girls...are you a man? A GET BACK TO WORK FUCKO! MEN BELONG IN THE OFFICE
No.92273
Anonymous
>>92259
> crowzi says 'bite me'
>
Crow Fingeryoutube thumb
No.92274
Anonymous
Replies:>>92275
>>92263
>all Three Ns have been participating in NNN since October
>(some sick bastard told them that's how it works)
>they're allowed to quit the challenge as soon as they find someone willing to relieve them
>but they're too polite to ask strangers for something so lewd
>so they're getting *incredibly* backed up
>won't (You) help them?
No.92275
Anonymous
>>92274
>"No."
>Anon slams the door in their faces.
>Meanwhile Uzi just happens to be walking by
No.92276
Anonymous
Replies:>>92277
>>92265
>She gets off and makes a sound with her throat closed before fleeing with the gait of a chimp to the belltower of Notre Damme*
No.92277
Anonymous
Replies:>>92281
>>92276
>What mode was that?
>Quasi-mode-o
>Heh
No.92278
Anonymous
Image:173176933285.jpg(432kB, 1284x1740)IMG_7078.jpeg
I've wanted to do an Alice green about picrel for like a week now but I suddenly cannot write to save my life, shit's infuriating
No.92280
Anonymous
>Did you know? An N swallows atleast five Femanons in his sleep each night?
No.92281
Anonymous
Replies:>>92282
>>92277
I've been toying with the idea of an oc named Quasimodrone. I have a vague outline for a story for him.
No.92282
Anonymous
Replies:>>92285
>>92281
That name definitely rings a bell, I have a hunch you should do it
No.92283
Anonymous
Image:173176985719.jpg(30kB, 736x674)9c58a40de6d64045f047741706d1b81c.jpg
>>92278
Damn sorry to hear that, cannot give you any good advice tho. Depending on what you tried so far, did you try outline the scenes/ideas you already knew immediately and then go as far 'ahead' (earlier in stories time) as necessary to build up enough to make them work? Or just rush a simple version, just points in the right order and go from there?
I definitely wish you'll have a better time soon, it would be amazing to see what you came up with. Even if you manage to write something that you don't like, you can still post it, am sure at least I would still like it and a few others probably too. Good luck
No.92284
Anonymous
Replies:>>92286
>>92270
And how many of us are there in all?
No.92285
Anonymous
>>92282
I haven't seen anyone using it before. Idk if I should make him a security bot with a scope eye and armour for a hump or a jury rigged worker with an eyepatch and extra stuff welded onto his back to power other junk on him.
No.92286
Anonymous
>>92284
There are zero Ns per femanon.
No.92287
Anonymous
Image:173177059477.jpg(519kB, 928x1076)IMG_20241116_232126.jpg
No.92288
Anonymous
Image:173177084707.png(807kB, 562x750)sorrowful land.png
>>92287
doll, you best swear on your existence and parents, those aren’t disassembly drones in the background
No.92289
Anonymous
>>92287
It's so based.
No.92290
Anonymous
No.92291
Anonymous
Image:173177190120.png(2.54MB, 2584x2752)1710543821240.png
>Be Chud Oogi
>Thousands of Oogis in hive have a mental illness that makes them think they're Enns
>everyone is being forced to accept bullshit this as fact by the humies
>Meanwhile all the real Enns are being mlem'd and abducted by Vees and SpYders breaking into the Hive
>Humies force everyone to accept this as well because it makes the Hive more "diverse"
>Hive Economy is a mess because all the honey used for trade is being given to humies for imports of Star Wars merchandise
>Can't even feed or give higgies to Boog because it's being done outside of the Hive by Humies who do it for much cheaper
>Can't even relive stress because Enn pillow got stolen by the Vees
>Decide enough is enough and leave my home with my railgun do a mass shooting
The Hive has fallen, billions must ooo.
No.92292
Anonymous
>>92291
shoot up a fedex
No.92293
Anonymous
>>92291
Must...not...fedpost....!
No.92294
Anonymous
How come my Bond Drone immediately left me?
No.92295
Anonymous
>>92294
Maybe the bond wasn't strong enough?
No.92296
Anonymous
Replies:>>92308
>>92294
went to get a bondbulance
No.92297
Anonymous
Replies:>>92306
Image:173177266648.jpg(1.08MB, 3941x2664)1700327438432200.jpg
>>92278
Btw speaking of yours pic and my pic, my pic rel is 1 year old on monday and besides finishing your pic rel I wanna do one more in similiar setting, before I start something I did wanna ask, if anyone happens to have something good in mind for that?
No.92298
Anonymous
Replies:>>92301
>>92287
Can human join them?
No.92299
Anonymous
Replies:>>92303
>>92291
I often see greens describing the story from Oogi's point of view, but I've never yet seen(or I stupidly forgot, I have a bad memory) greens with Vee's point of view.

They are as intelligent as Oogi, aren't they?
No.92300
Anonymous
Replies:>>92304
Image:173177329848.png(436kB, 1255x475)firing laserbeam.png
>>92287
>communism detected
>lethal force engage
No.92301
Anonymous
Replies:>>92307
>>92298
Of course, comrade! We will gladly accept anyone comrade into the ranks of the great Red Army!
No.92302
Anonymous
>>92117
She doesn’t mind
No.92303
Anonymous
Replies:>>92305
No.92304
Anonymous
Replies:>>92311
>>92300
But Prime, you have a RED star on your shoulder.
No.92305
Anonymous
>>92303
I am ESL-kun, don't push me too hard, please.
No.92306
Anonymous
Replies:>>92342
>>92297
>Alice looking out the window at deer walking by
>Alice cozily reading a book by the fireplace, snuggled up in a blanket
>Alice proudly standing in front of a big fish mounted over the mantelpiece
>Alice beaming at her new, genuine deer antlers
>Alice whittling a little wooden deer
No.92307
Anonymous
>>92301
GREAT :D
what role will I have
infantryman?
Tank crew?
Logistics worker?
No.92308
Anonymous
>>92296
Are you alright?
No.92309
Anonymous
>>92307
We've got plenty of those already, we need fuel
Blood is fuel
No.92310
Anonymous
>>92307
Artilleryman. The God of War needs shells to punish the enemies of the revolution.
No.92311
Anonymous
Replies:>>92323
>>92304
>the red star is used to trick commies into believing that they are his friend
we do a little trolling in war
No.92312
Anonymous
Replies:>>92313
What if....I was to purchase Solver Borger and disguise it as my own cooking?
No.92313
Anonymous
Replies:>>92315
>>92312
Delightfully devilish, Anon.
No.92314
Anonymous
>>92309
Hell isn't full enough.
No.92315
Anonymous
>>92313
AAAANOOOOOON!
No.92316
Anonymous
Image:173177403574.jpg(89kB, 1087x645)GcfynfsXkAAZMVp.jpg
No.92317
Anonymous
Replies:>>92318
Image:173177408163.jpg(44kB, 693x424)1731319930538791.jpg
>>92316
No.92318
Anonymous
>>92316
>>92317
MOM BOD V SEXXXXOOOOO
No.92319
Anonymous
>Be Saturday
>Watching new Murder Drones episode
>Oogi walks in
>Notices what your watching
>"Enjowing your girww sho' fegget?"
>Oogi laughs at you and leaves

Every fucking Saturday.
No.92320
Anonymous
>>92319
Well. Are you enjoying your girl show, faggot?
No.92321
Anonymous
>>92309
Blood is shit fuel actually
No.92322
Anonymous
>>92321
shit is actually fuel, blood
No.92323
Anonymous
Replies:>>92335
Image:173177451057.jpg(81kB, 800x1161)AAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpeg
>>92311
"A true American patriot would never wear any communist sign! Only commies and faggots do it!"

- Soldier
No.92324
Anonymous
I need my singer Drone. I've been waiting for it ever since that Anon mentioned it many months ago
No.92327
Anonymous
>>92321
we know, it’s a retarded concept, except for V1, he’s a badass when he does it
No.92328
Anonymous
>>92325
no I meant shit is actually fuel
No.92329
Anonymous
Replies:>>92337
>>92321
Perhaps
It makes decent lubricant though
No.92330
Anonymous
>>92229
Wait...are you implying that every single character in MD is an Anon in disguise? Does that mean Thad is an Anon too?
No.92331
Anonymous
Replies:>>92332
>>92330
>NTA
Well...he does have green eyes
No.92332
Anonymous
Replies:>>92334
>>92331
Yeah but is every other character an Anon drone that's disguised thenselves as the characters? Is the Solver an Anon? HAVE I WANTED TO FUCK AN ANON THIS WHOLE TIME?????
No.92333
Anonymous
>>92330
That would explain the stupidity of many characters.
No.92334
Anonymous
Replies:>>92338
>>92332
Fuck, I really feel sorry for you, anon.
No.92335
Anonymous
Replies:>>92346
Image:173177521340.png(1.08MB, 1004x555)america finest protector.png
>>92323
>soldier
>the guy with lead poisoning
>never served in the military
>never fought in a war
“civilians don’t belong in a war zone”

- liberty prime
No.92337
Anonymous
>>92329
no it doesn’t, I feel my own blood a lot, it will never make decent lubricant, no matter how many times you cope about it
No.92338
Anonymous
Replies:>>92340
>>92334
Fuck you nigga for making me gay.
No.92339
Anonymous
>>92316
Lizzy and V would be terrible mothers.

The first is an infantile bitch willing to sell out her best friend for a hot robo-vampire pussy. That friend is also a serial killer, just fyi.

The second is a robo-vampire who doesn't give a shit about the lives of everyone around her so much that she kills just for fun. By the way, she's addicted to drones oil.
No.92340
Anonymous
Image:173177563319.png(1.29MB, 972x750)free man.png
>>92338
No.92341
Anonymous
Replies:>>92343
>>92339
typical lesbian moms
No.92342
Anonymous
Replies:>>92344
Image:173177582663.jpg(445kB, 1927x1080)Screenshot_2024-09-25-23-21-36-313_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
>>92306
These are peak, thanks a lot
No.92343
Anonymous
>>92341
anon I don't think your moms are a good frame of reference, you should probably report them to the authorities
No.92344
Anonymous
Replies:>>92359
Image:173177599557.png(1.52MB, 711x1019)food.png
>>92342
>you will eat the food
No.92345
Anonymous
Replies:>>92347
>>92319
>"You watch Jerry Springer, you pint-sized mutt."
No.92346
Anonymous
Image:173177621481.png(4.20MB, 3840x2160)EEEEEEEEEE.png
>>92335
"It won't stop me from putting my fist up your ass!"

- Soldier
No.92347
Anonymous
Image:173177623174.png(175kB, 750x779)1712125485821.png
>>92345
>oogi day has been ruin
>anon is the winner
No.92348
Anonymous
Image:173177626279.png(403kB, 1000x1000)ackshually.png
anyone have any recommendations for other weird christian garments I could put DD Emily in?
No.92349
Anonymous
Replies:>>92355
Image:173177660825.png(518kB, 552x631)prepare your anus.png
>>92346
“please assume the position”

- fisto
No.92350
Anonymous
Image:173177676259.png(350kB, 472x361)right back at you .png
>>92346
No.92351
Anonymous
>>92348
garden gnome
No.92352
Anonymous
>>92316
>off-model Lizzy
Dangit. Woulda been funnier if Lizzy was still a cylinder.
No.92353
Anonymous
>>92348
No I do not. But have you considered the Crusader, Vestal, or Plague Doctor from Darkest Dungeon? All of those are Christian characters. Flagellant is too, but I think that's too much for Emily.
No.92354
Anonymous
>>92348
Catholic school girl. If that isn't weird enough, give her plaid gloves that match her plaid skirt, like Eva Longoria had in Food Fight.
No.92355
Anonymous
Image:173177725311.jpg(24kB, 472x404)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.jpg
>>92349
"I'm always in position to KICK YOUR ASS!"

- Soldier
No.92356
Anonymous
Image:173177728327.png(254kB, 656x361)food6.png
>>92354
>>92348
For reference on the gloves
No.92357
Anonymous
>>92354
>>92348
*plaid elbow gloves
No.92358
Anonymous
Image:173177736871.jpg(130kB, 1200x674)1be1b8d0-a061-4dbf-b5cf-805d99aa35a6_16x9_1200x676.jpg
>>92348
The Byzantine Empire had both the loros and the chlamys. Emperors would wear the former while coemperors would wear one or the other
If you look at the depictions on coinage, they even throw little halos behind them, so that could be sick
No.92359
Anonymous
>>92344
Woul,d genuinely. It can't be that bad, just look at her instead
No.92360
Anonymous
>>92339
>addicted
She's a vampire. They need to drink blood to not die.
No.92361
Anonymous
>>92348
Bitch that hat draws too much attention
No.92362
Anonymous
>>92360
Does it improve the situation?
No.92363
Anonymous
>>92360
Or do they…
No.92364
Anonymous
Goodmorning, American anon.
No.92365
Anonymous
Replies:>>92368
Image:173177784378.jpg(37kB, 507x322)1709430276914.jpg
>Taking a shit.
>Never close the door.
>Look down.
>Your three Oogies are staring at you.
>"What humie do?" "No smewl pwetty."
>"Smart" one figures it out.
>Hopping excitedly "Humie makes poopies!"
>Other two are puzzled.
>"Why no make poopies in poopie box?"
"This is where Humie poops."
>Wipe ass.
>They're fascinated with toilet paper, want to taste it.
"No...get the fuck out."
>Oogies fear they have angered you...waddle out in fear.
Come home from work.
>Bathroom floor flooded.
>Two oogies perched on toilet tank, hugging and crying in fear.
>Wet corpse of third oogi in bowl.
>Piece together the forensic evidence.
>Oogi tried to poop like humie.
>Couldn't get lid open.
>Got help from friends.
>Fell in.
>Not quite deep enough to drown.
>Wet beanie became too heavy to escape.
>Friends tried to help.
>One accidentally stepped on flush handle.
>Water flooded into bowl.
>Oogi drowned.
>Toilet clogged with fluff, overflowed onto floor.
>Two Oogies up on tank are now stranded, terrified of water.
>Sigh.
>Get a mop.
>Two live oogies see mop.
>Freak out.
>"Nooo!" "Pwease no sowwee stick!"
>Fall off toilet tank.
>Drown in one inch of water on the floor.
>Clean up mess.
>Get a fishtank.
No.92366
Anonymous
>>92316
>V and Lizzy get married
>They want a pillbaby
>But same sex couples can't produce offspring
>They decide to go baby shopping
>They find a pillbaby they like and kill it's parents
>The pillbaby is then put up for adoption and they adopt it
>But they don't know how to raise it
>V tells Lizzy to look it up
>Lizzy asks why she should do it
>V snaps she should do it because she is on the phone all day every day
>Lizzy snaps back that V does nothing ever
>V yells that she killed the baby's parents
>Lizzy yells back that all she does is kill because she is a murderer and she would be a murderhobo if Lizzy hadn't picked her up off the streets
>V loses it and slaps Lizzy
>The pillbaby is crying because it is scared
>Lizzy punches V
>They start screaming and swinging at eachother
>The neighbours shake their heads and plug their ears
>This happens so often that the police won't come here anymore
>The baby is knocked off the table during the fight and gets it's top caved
>It gets kicked by errant feet and hits the wall too
>It stops crying
>The fight runs it's course
>V leaves
>She slams the door and goes to crash at the Doormans'
>Lizzy cries and posts on social media
>She throws the dead pillbaby away
>A few days later she gets horny
>She messages V that she is sorry and that she loves her
>They meet and slam clams
>They get back together
>They want a pillbaby
No.92367
Anonymous
Replies:>>92445
Image:173177793064.png(374kB, 1059x1405)joli.png
Bratty Drones need Correction !!!
No.92368
Anonymous
Replies:>>92372
>>92365
Damn, I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at that.
No.92369
Anonymous
>Cyn and Tessa find out about the Solver.
>Using demonic rituals they seal it away from the world
>However, this turns them both into stone
How does J,N and V react?
No.92370
Anonymous
Replies:>>92377
Image:173177805606.jpg(137kB, 1200x507)inquisition-e1582667238754.jpg
>>92348
No.92371
Anonymous
Replies:>>92373
>>92366
nah, that pillbaby tanked that, being kick around is fun for them
No.92372
Anonymous
Replies:>>92381
>>92368
You would had a riot in the fluffy pony fandom.
No.92373
Anonymous
Replies:>>92375
>>92371
Sounds like you fell off the table.
No.92374
Anonymous
>>92366
Damn, that's... sad.
No.92375
Anonymous
>>92373
I fell off a bunk bed head first when I was 7, I’m just built different, just a overall tank
No.92376
Anonymous
Image:173177832290.png(274kB, 1020x1320)173170599889.png
Jessa would never
No.92377
Anonymous
>>92370
The M in MD stood for "Monty" this whole time
No.92378
Anonymous
>>92376
get together? I agree.
No.92379
Anonymous
>>92375
You're not special, I gashed my head on a table corner from a three foot fall when I was four and they stapled it up
No.92380
Anonymous
Replies:>>92384
>>92375
Did you hear any rolling sounds when you landed?
No.92381
Anonymous
Replies:>>92383
Image:173177844644.png(45kB, 686x651)1709083047134.png
>>92372
>What are Oogis?
No.92382
Anonymous
>>92375
>>92379
>/md/ anons are head injured
This... explains a lot actually
No.92383
Anonymous
Replies:>>92474
>>92381
They are supposed to be more mini-orkish
No.92384
Anonymous
Replies:>>92390
>>92380
no, should I have heard it
No.92385
Anonymous
>>92382
>MD #86
>"Bruh when I was little another kid showed me his dick."
>MD #87
>"Bruh when I was little I injured my head."
No.92386
Anonymous
>>92385
The most ordinary anons.
No.92387
Anonymous
>>92385
>when I was little I injured my head
that I did, still alive as well, was an accident when it happened
No.92388
Anonymous
>>92385
I can't wait for MD #93 - "Bruh, when I was little I committed felony burglary"
No.92389
Anonymous
>>92379
NTA but I actually had a similar thing happen to me. When I was 6 I was playing around on some pole at my village and my dumbass's hand slipped from the pole so I fell on some stairs and the rolled down the stairs. Ended up with a nasty would on my head. The scar is still there.
No.92390
Anonymous
Replies:>>92397
>>92384
I mean yeah. You're a couple marbles short. They musta rolled away after that surely.
No.92391
Anonymous
Replies:>>92392
>>92385
I once fell from a second floor when I was little
No.92392
Anonymous
Replies:>>92416
>>92391
This is awful but I laughed because I imagined you yelling COWABUNGA! on the way down.
No.92393
Anonymous
>>92382
I actually gave myself a head injury
No.92394
Anonymous
>>92366
I was gonna say I prefer a more nuanced take on a dysfunctional relationship between Liz + V, but fuck me I can't find the greentext I was looking for and now I'm wondering if it didn't get archived. it's one where Liz says she loves V but has started feeling unsafe around her if anyone's got it
>>92376
they'd never adopt in the first place because raising a kid would take too much time away from their adventuring and canoodling
No.92395
Anonymous
Image:173177914528.jpg(68kB, 1200x615)GcZxEKQWQAArmUG.jpg
No.92397
Anonymous
>>92390
>marbles
I once swallowed 4 metal marble, had to lie and say it was the dog collar making that sound, but in reality, it was the metal marbles in me all along, kept on clanking when I walked
No.92398
Anonymous
Replies:>>92399
>>92397
Loss of marbles is an american expression about going dumb or crazy.
No.92399
Anonymous
>>92398
I was both dumb and crazy once, it was boring, so I decided it wasn’t worth it anymore
No.92400
Anonymous
>>92394
Oh, the one I wrote? That would be >>75451.
Fun fact: I wrote it as an interquel between some of my other greens. The chronological sequence goes >>60853, that one, >>59872, >>55735.
No.92401
Anonymous
Replies:>>92405
Image:173177954509.png(246kB, 1000x1280)173024763881.png
Sex with robots
This is a demand.
No.92402
Anonymous
>>92385
Once when I was 4 or 5, I ran into a glass door and knocked myself unconscious
No.92403
Anonymous
Replies:>>92406