/md/ - Murder Drones

>>91874
Does N have a stomach hatch too?

>>91875
I'm sure you'll come Tuah conclusion eventually

>>91879
and tear Uzi's head off.

>>91884
>Toki Wartooth befriends N

I missed creating the Thread by so little. I was occupied, damn. :(

I like to think that each episode of MD summarizes one entire season.

>>91899
> even the tag
lol

>>91899
>the face you make when you know a bit of trivia your friends don't
THE SIGNATURE LOOK OF SUPERIORITY

I don't like V's hip piece. She looks like she has lordosis in episode 6.

>>91899
OUGH, SMUG TAG, NEEDS CORRECTION!

>>91899
Smug wife

>>91899
I love Amda so much.

>>91426
Well, drones are much more resilient than humans and can take ten times more the load, so he'll definitely be fine.

Nice art, anon.

>>91905
How many episodes did Goku spend in that damn tank?

>>91914
Take your hand out of your pants

>>91915
I will now put it in my mouth.

>test

>>91917
High glow for when the smug is most intense
Lower glow for when Anon begs her to turn it down a bit, his retinas are starting to hurt

>>91917
Looks amazing

I want to write something wholesome and something nasty.

>>91916
Somehow I wouldn't mind

>Femanon puts her hand in her pants
>N sees this
>"Umm could you take your hand off your pants? It is creeping me out."
>Femanon takes her hand off her pants and puts it in his mouth

>>91474

She is devil.

>>91931
I hate hands. They are hard to draw and animate. But so expressive.

>>91918
I wish I could draw, I would draw so many military drones

>>91481

Yeah, fuck Uzi.

Requesting Core Cyn trying to “Head-Crab” Tessa. (But it doesn’t work since she’s of course not a head crab and it’s just annoys Tessa)

>>91935
Cool of you to draw one of the background guys

>>91504

Fuck, my sides, it's too hilarious.

>>91935
Do you eyeball your proportions or do you measure them?

>>91937
I would draw tasteful porn. Like Louisa naked on a garden swing. Or Mussolini's hanged corpse being raped by devils.

>>91932
Mac was fine until incestcucks ruined him, direct your fury towards them
(Also you never finished that other green, so don't soapbox grandstand until you're settled up)

>>91935
>Hairlines fear him
>Women love him
>How does Sam do it?
>We may never truly know (but it probably involves magnets and other assorted drugs)

>>91928
>>91929
>>91932
I just hope you did that because you thought it'd be funny and expect nothing out of it. I gave it one thought, and I won't give it a second.
For the Love of all that is Good, Don't Respond to Nasty Comments (@2:08)
>>91941
Rest well.

>>91554

I would, without irony, like to read or see artwork about it.

>>91928
If only BatAnon was here to Freddy Krueger nightmare Mac

>>91948
>Mac was fine until incestcucks ruined him
Qrd?

>>91934
>In particular he kept replaying the scene where Chewie's pops gets aroused by VR
>That and the Harvey Korman scenes
>He is truly a monster

>>91577

Nice dick, cool balls.

>>91950
I will admit, that it was mostly humorous with a bit of anger especially that last part with the shockgreen November bit. Will delete since that one is way too whiny Truthfully, I overreacted I just haven't been in a good place for a long while. Hell I've pretended to be multiple different Anons.
>>91948
I hold nothing against AkitaAnon. And yeah that's fair, I do eventually gotta finish-up on my namesake. It's just so damn hard to not wanna go and do something else, I think in that way I understand Liam. It's just so tempting to follow-up on another and better idea that you have or go do something else entirely

>>91953
Basically, a handful of people thought Mac could play off Beretta and Jane by being the "brother who likes his sister's friend" type. Admittedly, his execution was bland and he didn't have a huge amount of time to bake and develop well, which was compounded by a fag or two deciding it would be funny to pivot him into being an incestual rapist. It was basically right as Ncest was at it's "peak" and the same tards were trying to turn "the Doorman family tree" into "the Doorman family ingrown shrub" in every way possible

>>91935
Draw an oogi riding a loaf pls

>>91583
Cute.
>>91592
Fuck!

>>91956
>go do something else entirely
Fair enough, I can't exactly blame you for that
I put the "pro" in "procrastinate" myself, so I'm not in much of a position to gripe

>>91935
Aw hell nah, bro got a haircut from a sentient weedeater

>>91957
Mac having the hots for Jane could have been funny, damn.
>incestual rapist
I'm one of the fags who thinks the reaction to incest is overblown and that's still the worst shit. Mainly because it goes against the ironclad "no incest" rule Beretta's meant to have, and also because what the fuck, dude.

>>91964
I'd watch out of curiosity

>>91964
I want to punch a drone in the belly.

>>91962 nta
damn. I have 2-4 depending on how bad of a headache I have and how much sleep I've gotten.

>>91641

I like how this story is developing, well written, anon.

>>91964
hnng

>>91963
I don't personally care about the fetish myself, for or against it. It just ended up being that he was too new and too flat, so those greens ended up defining him more than the relatively wholesome ones. The reaction was negative, Mac became a pariah OC, and he never got a chance to ask Beretta to set him up with Jane for a "not date but hopefully a date"

>>91662

Hilarious, love greens like that.

>>91970
Honestly the coolest mascot design McDanks has ever had

>>91964
Are you into bellies or what?

>>91971
Not to get political, but
>Make Copper-9 oog again

>>91978
You cooked and I dined
I rate it an MRE on the scale - good enough but I don't want to eat it more than once a month

How old is the drawfags ?

>>91970
You know we could actually replace Mac with this guy fairly easily, Hell here's some lore for it
>Mac To-Night, was an ancient food icon from Earth's early age that was sadly discarded due to...reasons
>A thousand years later, Mac To-Night was brought back by the McDonald's corporation as his history has been forgetten
>In a collaborative effort with JCJenson they crafted a special Mac To-Night Drone, he was smug, swauve, had the uncanny ability to sneak-up on people, and could play the piano
>However.....an intern who was later thrown into the incinerator, decided to be a cunt and upload ancient internet history into Mac's cloud causing him to have some unique feelings about humans and Drones of other colors
>Mac was set to debut on Copper-9's first McDonald's, however a little apocalypse and then core put an end to that dream
>Mac To-Night now roams the wasteland of Copper-9....doing whatever the greentext writer decides I guess

>>91979
Many are oooing this

>>91983
At least 1

>>91981
Rebecca is just Fender Pinwheeler from Robots but with awooga legs, holy shit

>>91981
Mommy

>>91984
>MoonMan is Mac To-Night's Solver form

>>91984
>Anon sits back in his chair, fingers tented
>Thinking
>It was a funny idea, but... it lacked something
>Panache
>But what?
>An ancient incandescent lightbulb flickered to life in his brain
>Of course, that was it!
>This new, flavorful direction for Mac... needed boobs

>>91990
>[niggle]

>>91968
It's already ended Anon.
>>91850

>>91992
>His wings are shaped like a certain German symbol from their government in the 1940s
>His armband is red, to represent the McDonald's colors

>>91988
Alternate Universe where Amda is my wife.

>>91973
From what I remember, this was what happened. I'd probably go check in the archive some other time. There is one other anon who made a thread about archive-diving so maybe he might post something there, but better I go search myself when I find the time.

>>91995
Real

>>91812

Gorgeous, anon, beautiful green.

Would you suck on N's salty white balls?

>>91996
I'm currently on one of the Jun 2023 threads.
haven't really seen too much chatter about OC creation.
seeing a lot of Jhan stuff though.

>>91999
For the last time N I'm glad you like cooking but for the love of fuck please phrase that differently.

>>91999
I'd love to roll them around in my mouth with my tongue working them back and forth

>>91850

Why is it always this emotional roller coaster! Don't I get enough suffering in real life?!

>>92000
Nice. They say those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. You'd probably be more intimate with how things ebb and flow for the 4chan Murder Drones fans after this archive dive. I just hope you don't do it like the guy before you, I think he was... straining himself a bit more than he should have. Hopefully he's in good health.
>>92001
KEK

>>91879
A cute art without vulgarity and eating other people's balls? Wow, that's, uh.... unusual.

Very cute art, anon, good job.

>>91899
That look of utter smug self-satisfaction and superiority. I wonder what's in her RAM right now.

>>91999
> you know what suck the heads means?
> its about eating

>>92016
must- resist. urge. to model

>>92016
Built
For
Uppies

>>92016
>hats has a fat fetish

>>91928
Man, I so wish I could reread that green about Mac and Beretta right now.

Nice green, anon, I don't know why you didn't want to post it.

>>92013
that core doesn't even get the oven, smash it with a hammer immediately

>>91935
Kek.

>>92016
How much shit does J0y get up to when she gets her digital hands on one of them?

>>92023
Left 4 Dead Soundtrack- 'Tank'

>>92015
Meanwhile, the winners were Q and MG
Imagine the cash they raked in televising that stupid shit

>>92016
of Y was a labor bot she would be a roundy because she’s FAT!!!

>>92012
With same outfit and on or offmodel do you know?

>>91981
Nice, looking good anon. And who am I to stop you, follow YOUR heart anon, not anyone else's.

My drone keeps insisting Miku is real and won't listen to reason.

>>92023
They either become the Tank or an arachnid-like mutation that’s able to create more Monstrosities

>>91964
She doesn't wear pants, C will definitely not like that.

>>92028
oh I wasn't saying I wanted it drawn, I was saying I wanted to do it. give her the worship and relaxation she deserves

>>92024
>>92031
> Archiver and 3 other laborbot survivors escaping an infected autonomous industrial zone

Reminder that the term pleasurebot is a slur and only to be used when you really really want to hurt a drone's feelings.

>>91981
She needs to be fixed.

WITH BULLETS!

I like propositions.

>>92037
>"Pleasurebot" is a slur
>However, for some reason, drone babes are fine with being called "fucktoasters"
>... drones are kinda weird sometimes

>>92013
Nice. Hope she will destroy this skibidi abomination.

>>92033
Oh yeah right

>>92037
they prefer the term "companionship drone"

>>92025
>image
Guys, am I in danger?

>>92021
>>92041
Initially it was meant to be smth calmer with core nori the brainrot was last minute add on

>>92043
I once met a drone that who's owner said "get pregnant" so much she thought it was her name.

>>92037
I've seen sex drones using it like someone would say mate or fam. but get violently mad when even other worker drones use it. never got the divide there. they only have a few differences in their design, at the end of the day the core and OS is the same.

>>92035
Watch your back, Wattdigos can be stalking.
Stay away from puddles, Abyssals can drag you away.
Take down the Rotunds (Infected Roundies) fast as a team.
Deal with Detonators from afar, don’t let your plans blow up in your face.
Find the Driders (other Infected Roundy variant) before their spawn overwhelm.

>>92025
You forgot to read the rest of the thread bro.
>>91956

>>92030
Don't blame them, for some reason Miku songs disturb their core and they start believing all sorts of nonsense, like that president Bugretta is from Russian KGB and would not act in Putin's interests.

>>92046
kek

>>92051
I wonder why this happens alot with Anons, they always respond without reading the rest of the thread

Gonna be away now but what is the wattdigo lore? Are they sapient? Would they be dangerous to workerdrones and where do they come from?

>>92058
KEK

>>92058
Never have I been happier to make a post.

>>92056
They are the results of a Chinese code error in Laborbot code gone wrong. The first outbreak of "wattdigo" in the city of Tianjin on September 24th, 2785 resulted in the destruction of the city and the death of almost thirty thousand people. The wattdigo virus increases the libido of any known female laborbot by nearly 8300%. Human victims, especially human men are left in such a brutalized state that most victims do not survive. I'm bullshitting

>>92058
Flat.

>>91917
>when that hunky Australian who handles sentinels tells you (in private of course) you're the loveliest woman he's ever met

>>92049
> disembodied laborbot core jumps on your head
Left 4 Dead Soundtrack: Vassalation (Jockey's Theme)
> IS THIS THING HUMPING ME?

>>92016
BIG LAD
MUST CUDDLE WITH HIM
NOOOOOOOOOW

>>92061
>spoiler
No anon, you’re writing threadlore (the most noble kind of lore)

>>92037
>Anon hates Lizzy
>He drops the P-B word on her one day, shocking everyone into silence
>But she just smiles
>If that's what he sees her as...

>Anon has a girlfriend now

>>92069
>confusingly happy conclusion

>>92058
>Amda just looks on disturbed

>>92071
He always greens text

>>92071
You're definitely going to need to add some wrinkles/seams to the clothes or it's gonna look like he has on a cotton onesie.

>>92071
Looking fantastic. I hope Old Anon doesn't crash your blender as much as Akita does, haha.

>>92074
>implying anonymous isn’t wearing a cotton onesie for maximum comfy while shitρosting

>>92076
He does seem the type.

>>92071
Hey! That's me!

>>92071
Hot
Look at those fingers, BUILT for petting
And those strong arms, imagine the uppies….

>>92067
ffffuck, that is hot. i need to revisit that old sketch

>1 Femdrone, 2 Roundy Labor Bots

>>92058
Wow, how obscene:3

For 2 dollars, would you put Uzi's hand in your mouth and suck on it without her consent? Just walk up to her and start sucking on her hand for as long as possible while making direct eye contact

>>92071
Based, it's literally how i look like.

>>92084
Just two dollars, Zach?!

>>92084
Ew, fuck no!

Give me a 20.

>>92088
Maybe their drawfriend should draw them more or ya know do a greentext?

>>92089
No, no! What they need is
Smiling Friends - Warren Buffett, Mr. Peanut, And Ronald Reagan

>>92091
A A A A A A H

>>92091
J Run! (I trip J as I say this.)

They neutered my N......

I got a mini-Y for home defense but she keeps attacking anyone that comes over.

>>92084
Do I get immunity?

>>92096
No

Did you know the average drone eats 10 spiders a year?

>>92095
a diligent defender

>>92101
thad and uzi cuddles?

>>92101
thad and me cuddles?

>>92099
Not even by accident. I think it's part of their programming. I once saw a daddy long legs crawling on the wall and my drone just grabbed it and stuffed it into her mouth like it was nothing.

>>92101
Boxo

>>92101
Thad puddle?

>>92105
That's why their arms and legs are so fucking spindly

>>91981
She probably stole it from some android model

I sure hope a drone with long, shapely legs doesn't easily catch up to me and corner me while making advances towards me.

>>92101
switch lewds

>>92117
I'm gonna cum on it

>>92117
genuinely would snuggle the hell out of that plushie

Now we've talked about milking the SD-U-U cows before, but....how about butchering? How do we properly get one ready for consumption?

>>92071
Make a purple version of him

>>92120
It's a cow Anon, you don't need some big plan just say "hey look over there" and shoot it. You might make U-U cry/swear revenge though.

>U-U burgers.

>>92101
A scared Tyranid cowering in the corner while Lizzy shadow in shown approaching the little nid

>>92101
Maybe Martha comforting her niece Tessa

Or stepdadAnon x Martha with Tessa finally having parents who love and care for her

>>92117
what do SD tails even do?
are they the same as DD tails?
why are they blade shaped instead of needle shaped?

>>92129
>When anon succ that good

>>92130
>This is a fun activity for puddle drones.
>They don't get dissolved by human stomach juices and won't enter your intestines.
>The only way to get a puddle drone out of your stomach is to vomit them out.

>>92118
gross

>>92094
who did?

>>92133
Me.

>>92135
>>91893
I don't care what anyone says the season of nightcore anime fights and horror tropes was great.

>>92136
I greatly like season 1 even though consensus is that it works purely to be the basis for something greater than itself and the fanbase outside of these threads isn't held in very high esteem, literally requiring a red filter to understand that something is bad.

Goodnight, American anon.

>>92106
Didn't he draw Boxo already?

>>92139
I wonder they have a fashion show about growing plants over their bald heads

>>92016 (me)
>The Inventor’s thoughts: “I was approached by CyberCog about a possible enhancement to the Laborer model that could handle much more straining tasks and these were the results. Tougher and stronger than regular Laborers, a little meaner too.”

>Shannon Green’s thoughts: “I had the honor of being there when the first “Roundies” came to service, I think that’s what they call them! Seeing them lift up whole crates of cement and construction equipment, I was awestruck! With a little persuasion, I hope to get these Roundies more widespread to other facilities sooner!”

>>92016
Elf sees these things in her nightmares.

>>92139
what do female ones look like?

>>92131
N swallowing a puddle drone

>>91893
>>92135
>>92136
> multi episode solver Uzi
> multi episode Alice
> multi episode long mansion flashback subplot
> multi SEASONAL Doll

>>92146
> obligatory laughter