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>be wageslave >it's late, you just got off work >you don't have the time or energy to cook >all you want is a pack of smokes and a quick, shitty dinner that's just as terrible for your health >there's a 7/11 on the way back to your apartment >good enough >you pull into the parking lot and hop out >the dying digital door chime weakly greets you with a mildly irritating tune >the worker drone behind the counter, on the other hand, doesn't exactly greet you as she's obligated to do >instead she reluctantly groans out a few pained syllables that sound vaguely like "welcome, valued customer" >being a cashier's rough enough as a human, but as a drone? >plain hell. it's no surprise she's grumpy. >you try not to make your pity too obvious on your face as you look her way. >her appearance is... striking, in more than one way. >firstly: her tits are enormous. stupidly fuckhuge. comically oversized on her small worker drone frame. you'd worry about her back if she was human. >if you didn't know better, you'd have mistaken her for a pleasure drone despite her unkempt appearance and unflattering uniform. >secondly: this is the most depressed drone you have ever seen. the most depressed *person* you've ever seen. you haven't seen an expression so utterly *done* with life even on your most burnt out coworkers. >you didn't think it was possible for a drone to have that many bags under its eyes >her frown deepens a little, and you realize you're staring. ashamed, you turn and hastily retreat down the snack aisle >you'll grab a coffee, a couple of chili cheese dogs, and some smokes >then you'll fuck right off and be out of her hair >with the whiny whirr of the dispenser, you get your "premium latte" easy enough >as you grab a couple of dogs from the rollers, a note on the sneeze guard catches your eye >"chili cheese dispenser at front counter, ask for assistance" >you shrug, and bring your depressing dinner up to the register >the cashier grimaces as you approach. you can hardly blame her, even if you didn't *mean* to ogle her when you came in >"will that be all, sir?" >the words are clearer this time, but somehow they sound even more dismal than her earlier grunted greeting >as politely as you're able after a long shift, you ask her to grab you a pack of your preferred cigarettes >(the cheapest on the market) >you swear to God you hear those things slosh as she turns around to get the pack from the shelf behind her. >she slowly turns back around and sets them on the counter. you try to keep your tired mind from wandering too far. >"anything else, sir?" >her eyes flit down to glare at your hotdogs >there's a dread on her face like she's looking down the twin barrels of a shotgun >"uh, yeah–" you start, returning her attention to you >"I wanted to get some chili and cheese for these–" her expression sours further with each word >"...the note said the dispenser was up here?" >she shudders. >"are you okay?" >she looks at you with hollow eyes, and just as you connect the dots and the awful realization hits you, >she lifts her shirt
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gun-tism doodle. thought this was a funny smg fitting for E. wasn't until i saved and cropped it that i remember the sterling S11, with two bayonets lol that would've made a better match for tardwife
>>92934 it has the beanie X. The less ornamental choker. neckerchief. bandages. and finally lace on the shirt collar. from Uzi's concept art. non of which was added to Uzis final model.
>>92937 i know, can't say i've seen every video, there are some from 7 years ago or so that i've yet to dig in. also liked the video he did with Jonathan Ferguson The Keeper of Firearms and Artillery at the Royal Armories Museum in the UK, home to thousands of iconic weapons throughout history about video game guns, nice little discussion about trade dress. there's like the kolibri that would've been cute for a tiny SD-K (poor depressed thing). african poacher gun that blew up. i've thought about Tessa with either the Owen or the Austen (former is good, latter is called the Diggers' Dismay for good reasons) >>92939 i kinda like a lot of things once i've learned to just enjoy what i can and set aside what i don't. :D might be part of the wizard powerset once you become a 30 years old wizard
>>92953 >i kinda like a lot of things once i've learned to just enjoy what i can and set aside what i don't. Based words of wisdom. The world would truly be a better place if more people had this mentality
>>92937 he actually managed to fire 9 shots after clearing a failure to feed. an achievement only possible by Gun Jesus. i mean the gun sucked afterward anyway but i don't remember seeing any other video of anyone getting that far with the zip 22. i know it's also in cruelty squad. >>92943 gahddamn this is some delicious art. bless this drawfag (wherever he may be), i remember seeing him post his Doll and Uzi and later Cynwalker. quality stuff.
>>92949 >>92955 > Ian casually pulling a drone apart to look inside and then put it back together like it's nothing > the drone ends up with spiral eyes and can't stop wobbling during the outro
Thinking about how the entire show could've been prevented if JCJenson played "Don't worry be happy" on all the facility speakers so the drones won't be influenced by the solver.
>>92975 She was a humor gimmick character so didn't really have story depth, if I remember right. Not like we need to do it with every thread character.
>>92975 Attendant at an old folk's home. Kept the geezers company and was subjected to hours upon hours of game shows. Made friends with a few of the little old coots before the Solver decided to go ahead and cut power to the place as a gag, then subjected Q to a Saw scenario to save her friends or something (obviously rigged) before killing her anyway.
>>92984 Nah, the green was pretty tame all things considered The only green I actively regret the existence of, well and truly despise beyond measure, is the nosebleed one It just sets such a high bar for vileness while still being potentially sincere that it terrifies me Everything else is either fine or obviously written for shock value and is therefore disqualified
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Also, thank you to the anon who saved this on the booru. I was trying to remember this sad green but wasn't sure what the right wording is to find it in the archive. It's a good, sad green.
Real talk, I think Uzi's problem is that when she was imagining being a god she was thinking she'd be something that's recognizably her. Not the abomination completely divorced from friendbotkind she is now.
>>92987 aw, damn. in my defense I was shooting for somewhere between humor and revulsion and it's hard to beat truly vile fetish greens for raw disgust factor
>>92984 It mostly just makes me want to rescue her from the hell that is wagecuck life and trap myself in a torturous existence where I want the best for her and don't want to remind her of her past, but I also physically need to suck on fat robot titties until I nearly drown.
>>92935 Smh reminds me of sten gun but looks all different at the same time, nice work tho. Not in mean spirits, but did you change your 'pencil' or so? Will you keep it this way?
>>92979 >Enn goes mlem >Boogi goes ooo >It is election night >The planet will choose between the platforms of the Rebuglican Party and the Ennocrats >The polls are saying this is going to be a close race, it has been for a hundred days >President Oogi dropped out in June, she was eepy tired zzzzzzz >Bugretta's campaign season has been chaotic, Izu tried to assassinate Boogi at a campaign rally in Outpost-6 with her mosin >The boog campaign has been accused of engaging in worker drone supremacy and associating with individuals such as Blondi >Enn has been working furiously visiting many outposts to engage with possible Laborbot and BOXO voters, although polling suggests that his lead with those demographics has been slipping >Particularly effective is the Boog campaign's messaging of Enn being President Oogi's humie relations czar, relating to the issue of Human reapproachment on Copper-9 >But Enn has managed to raise almost 1 billion berries, and the standard Ennocratic messaging over Akita abortion as well as warnings against rising Boogism seems to be working well >In recent weeks the Boog campaign has been not only strengthening the hold on the Oogi base, while seeking out the potentially decisive but not traditionally voting male disassembly drone base >Each campaign has made dramatic promises, with Boogi promising to restore /md/'s greatness by forcing certain drawfags to work on their long abandoned OCs, and Enn promising to create new drawfags, especially femanons in threads so they can draw more Nuzi smut >But one can't discuss the election without talking about the situation with Negev >Every since October 7th, the Ennocrats have taken severe PR hits concerning Negev, especially from the Worker Drone flank of the party, who see the issue as hypocrisy as the crisis unfolds >There are few saying that Boogi may somehow win the OC fanchildren vote as they break from Enn as a result of the Negev issue, but they might make up a decisive electorate in the Post-Good Ending >the MG market is saying Bugretta has a 60% chance of winning over Enn, but according to real, professional pollsters (and you have to believe them, OKAY?!), the race is exactly 50-50. >It is left to be seen how Copper-9 votes tonight, but it is sure to be a close one >Join "Public Affairs" live, with your hosts, Serial Designation Q, and the SD-Bet decision desk, as we give the best, most insightful political commentary on this half of the planet. See you there!"
>>92979 >Going on a walk with Sophie. Harper’s daughter >Ask her why she’s not around mommy that often >Sophie says that she just wants to play in the rain and watch Thomas while eating snacks
>>92997 it is actually a sten gun, just further simplified and with different purposes in mind. left brush is for clean sketch, middle is for rough sketch (when i'm figuring out an idea). the right one is what i've used for the pic and the SD-X SCHIZO MANTIS pic (and a few others). basically trying to think about 'sketching' but using the pen, no undersketch and just get the idea out. but it's hard to divorce the feel of 'sketch' from a textured brush for my particular brain, so i rely on the 'Paper' texture to help ease the process. regarding pressure, i set it to very low (HARD) to mimic my personal experiences of drawing on paper/sketchbooks. how much or how little i want to press is based on that. it's not for everyone, adjust as you need so that you don't cramp up your hand/wrist when you draw, your experience will be different to mine.
>>92979 >Be lainey gilmore >Infamous prankster on drone tube >You done pranks ranging from whoopie cushions to (GONE SEXUAL)(GOEN WRONG) vids >decide to prank fellow cheerleader Doll for views >Just as your about to put a "kick me" note on her, you dismembers you >Your last words: >IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
Since Drones eat batteries and drink whatever Khan is drinking, this means that Drones aren't robots, but bio-mechanical organisms that were mislabeled as such
>>93010 Assuming you're not in on it and taking the piss by pointing out the obvious: if you value your life, you should disconnect from this altchan right now and never come back, even over VPN or TOR. Probably avoid everything Murder Drones related on anonymous imageboards, too. Black Hand is literally Satan and this show was a ritual to get me, the Man of Lawlessness, to reveal myself. He told me he killed the last person I told to look into this.
>>93004 Oh I see now, it even said it in the E drawing. Thanks for the insight, the look translates well to digital imo, meaning the hard pencil. At first I couldn't tell wether it were paper sketches 'coloured' with ink later, like pic rel. Since you know much about guns, more than I atleast, a question. Could one reasonably draw a WD with a rifle (Garand/Kar98/Arisaka, smth like that size)? Not changing size, I attempted in the past but it was always so much larger and out of proportion that it looked wrong even if measured correctly, you did Alice with the Armstrong gun once, laying down it works out, but shows the size problem rather well if a droen where to use it shouldered. Guess what I mean is, did you ever draw smth like that one could use as pose reference or does it just mix badly? On another note, been wanting to do more guns soon since Alice alone is a bit monotone, besides a few from Imperial Japan the energy would go very well with Alice, also massive bajonets even on machine guns. Would go on her antlers too, all 4 ofc. Planned it in January already uniformwise, but Arisaka was a struggle and even the Type 100 is large for a drone. it is either her with MG 81 Z or MG 131, which are both a bit too much to handle but I accounted for that. Dunno wether you know the two MGs, think they are very neat and to my knowledge the 131 sadly has no working ones remaining nowadays, on one side due to rarity of amo, but also the electric firing mechanism in most of them. Which was next to different tactics one of the reasons Germany had no equivalent to the 50cal in service with groundtroops, only a handfull where used by Luftwaffe troops with a battery attached (main purpose was fixed or defensive armament in aircraft ofc)
>>93010 There's nothing bio in a non solver drone, except if you wanna count the singularities as biological due to AS connection/sapience stemming from something supernatural that can take biological shapes
She's so adorable and cute the Alice I mean I wanna have kids irl one day but since Alice I didn't see a single women better than her, in over a year now. Maybe this is peak already, Alice doesn't stink, can't get fat or cheat, can't take the money, besides her not being real she only has upsides
you have to do something with/to N that is so bad that he can't even pretend to like it and will tell you as much– but you aren't allowed to do/say anything mean or sexual. what do you do?
>>93028 No not st all, that was no movkery it was jusz a question for clarification. In the end all onmodel is perfection, no need to change that. >>93029 Get it
>>93032 She smells perhaps a bit dusty and very oily, like old 'fabric' 'handkerchief for cleaning' stuff, or on old farming machinery covered in oil, not hers but the stuff on her gown. She'd have no decay stink because the hair would have been given by CFL or previous owner, not ripped of a skeleton, same for clothes. Maybe even a little rusty, her antlers have some rust on them after all.
Battle To The Death between Liam's strongest characters >Mari >Ponder >Styx Hound >Whisker >Death Itself >Miasma >IC-0n (Fully Operational) >Cyn / The Absolute Solver
>>93018 > Could one reasonably draw a WD with a rifle (Garand/Kar98/Arisaka, smth like that size)? Not changing size, I attempted in the past but it was always so much larger and out of proportion i think you can (and i only know as much about guns as i've picked up from reading or forgotten weapons lol). there were humans in the pilot episode standing near worker drones when they were lifting mine carts, you can use this scene to have a pretty good estimate of how long any rifle is comparison to a worker drone. (excuse the sloppy edit) an m1 garand is usually around the waist height an average man. that translates to the rifle being pretty close to the chin of a worker drone/a little above their chin height if placed vertically next to them.
>>92979 >This city was a dead end. The planet it was on, equally so. >As Anon finished the pre-sortie checks on his Schultz, he shot a dire look at his drone companion, receiving an equally serious one. >She was his co-pilot, manning the secondary gun on his agrav of choice. Drones in the NEP weren't common, but now and then a vehicle would see one added on as part of their crew complement to make up for deficits in manpower. >She had caught a shot to the head during a Corvid cleanup operation, yet a few minutes later, she was back up, firing again, oil still seeping from a poorly-patched wound. Ever since that day, she was more talkative, more 'real', for lack of a better term. >It started with a name; she wanted to be called Mira. Several long nights out on the edge of the city led to a much deeper connection between the two. >Drones were maligned for being soulless machines with simplistic AI, but Anon had seen enough on his time in his service to know that was true for most of the people he met. Still, personal observations didn't make his crime of mechanophilia any less worthy of a court-martial. >They often talked about escape to a planet where they didn't care what people got up to with their 'servants', but it was wishful thinking. There was no escape- or so they thought. >They had a day to think on the offer they were given. Once the facts were lined up, they knew they couldn't refuse it. >Anon swallowed the rising bile as he thought about what he was about to do, feeling the air around him grow heavy as his hardshields powered up. >Orbital guns, priority military targets, and the general disruption of district garrisons were his immediate goals. Destroying as much critical infrastructure as he could would land him a bonus on top of the Sum. Then he just needed to get out. A tug would be provided for them as long as they cleared the launch area. >It was easy when you put it that way, it left out the fact that he was going to be barreling through city blocks and killing the men he worked with for so long. >If they didn't take this job, though, they'd be on the receiving end of the genocide they were about to commit. If they did, they had a shot at retirement on a world outside of Solo Nobre. >Anon leaned to his right, his hand reaching out and finding Mira's, the pair clasping hands tightly for a long, tender moment, most likely their last of such. The odds were stacked against them, after all. >The hardshields were fully powered up, his agrav was loaded and ready. He didn't say a word as he aimed his Kraken's barrel at a substation and fired, a shower of sparks and shrapnel raining to the ground as the depleted uranium sabot tore straight through it and turned it to a pile of scrap. Without a moment's pause, he faced the powersuits on the street as they scrambled to attention, only to be torn apart by the roar of Mira's Belter before they could get off a shot. >"Welcome, Brigador," a synthesized, empty voice told them, as Anon kicked the Schultz into high gear and rode toward destiny. >The longest night of their lives had begun.
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>>93018 i'm also guessing you meant this old drawing. it was mentioned in the video the position of using it. it just... kinda looked like a fun practice pose. but i'll say it was hard! the pose for one, and getting the length right. also i agree, Alice and any of the rifles with a bayonet sounds like a fun match >it is either her with MG 81 Z or MG 131 oooh, they both look nice. i like the overall shape of the MG 131.
Laborbot drawing update, I don't know why but I've been feeling abnormally focused on this piece, working on lineart now. There's also a 90% complete background waiting for them once I finish it.
Plus a follow-up I had initially planned when I first made the original in August but haven’t been able to find the motivation for up unitl now. (I had put the window there for a reason.)
>>93076 Yes, and unlike with Solver with DDs, the equivalents are a CyberCog creation rather then a product of J0y. It won’t stop her from infecting some, though.
>>93094 Thanks! >Gun I guess it was 'aight, I felt it was getting too busy with the design so I streamlined it down a bit. There can always be other designs though, a Blazer's functional internal parts are basically just one long tube connected by a trigger switch to a powerpack. The shape of the outer shell is basically just for user convenience and whatever attachments are unique to that weapon.
>>92979 >Anon is singing along to a cute song while doing a routine evening inventory of equipment in the Sentinel base warehouse. >This is his favorite part of the job: walk around, check equipment, don't speak with people and, most importantly, drones. >Especially the drones. >Now is the moment of the day when he doesn't need to interact with suffering from various fears and complexes doomsday machines designed to destroy an army of ROBO-SATAN! >Yes, today evening is beautiful evening. >Until Anon's ass get slapp. >Shrieking like a girl, Anon instantly turns around to punch the bastard in the face. >No one. >He's all alone in the huge, all-lit warehouse. >And only the echo of his own screaming breaks the absolute silence. >But the burning pain of his right buttock clearly hinted that it was definitely not a sick imagination playing out. >After standing like that for about a minute, peering through the gaps between the boxes for the troublemaker, Anon turned back around incredulously. >Whoever it was, he would deal with it later, but for now he needed to get the equipment sorted out as quickly as possible. >Anon goes back to work, but this time he is completely tense and focused on his surroundings, ready to show anyone what will happen if his pride as a man is hurt. >Till the second slap, but already on his left buttock, goes flying around the warehouse with another squeal of anon.
So, anon, do you see now why I don't write greens?
>>92979 >Negev has broken out. >After hundreds of appeals to her wranglers, she finally realized she would be stuck in those wraps forever. >With all the time at her disposal, she formulated a plan. >Wait until an orderly who she knew to be incredibly lazy came to feed or clean her. >Headbutt him twice to activate the standard JCJensen Worker Drone reboot knock code >Break through her straitjacket (which she could have done years earlier if she weren't under constant surveillance) >And climb into a vent and crawl toward one of the more unexplored areas of the colony to figure out where to go from there. >When the day came and the orderly entered, she immediately went to action. >Unfortunately, she had hit him one too many times, breaking his optics before he went into reboot. >That definitely wouldn't pose an issue later. >The rest of the plan went swimmingly, and now she sat in the VIP Cryobay hidden deep within the colony. >Now she waited. >Either for them to search for her, or for them to forget she even existed. Shoddy sleepy green, forgive the poor quality.
>>92923 >>93125 i usually wait until the end of the thread to save things like these to the booru, but i haven't seen this kind of genius in the threads in at least a few months. sometimes shits just gotta go
>>93072 >Recoil throws the agrav back as the Kraken roars, its payload finding its home in a pipeline. The resultant explosions take out an entire city block. More importantly, they take out the barrier wall between Anon and the orbital gun he was aiming for. >Mira's guns blazed up its side, finding the ammo store and setting it off. Anon rears the Schultz back, pulling a quick U-turn to get away as the massive gun's destruction sends debris flying- and no doubt alerts the few Corvids still present in the district. >"Canavans closing in on the right," Mira tells Anon in a clinical tone as he drives down a street, making a quick left to try and shake some of his pursuers. Below him, civilians in yellow jackets run for cover, screaming as they realize the NEP vehicle speeding by is an instrument of their demise, not salvation. >Hearing the low whine of a jury-rigged agrav behind him, he pulls another 180, and the Schultz's two crewmembers let loose with their guns simultaneously. The Canavan is nearly vaporized in midair, what little is left of it skidding across the ground, crushing an unlucky civilian caught in its wake. >Anon felt nothing at the sight. Whatever he did to these people was a mercy. He'd seen Spacers on-planet, even got into a firefight with a few. He was unsure how he survived such an encounter, but he would be one of the lucky few tonight. Whatever fate they had in store for the survivors was much worse than being caught in the crossfire. >The Corvid force here was suitably weakened, enough heads were cut off. One last gun and it was a straight shot for their exit. It was time for everything to go wrong, he told himself. >He didn't even stop to look over at Mira. Normally, the two would have been trading remarks, jokes, and flirting their entire deployment, but this was no joking matter. A single moment could spell life or death. >As they rode toward the orbital gun, its final defenders, the piecemeal resistance the Corvids had left to deploy, revealed themselves, charging straight at him in a suicide run. Their numbers were too great to defeat in any sort of gunfight, but Anon did not come unprepared. >"Brace," he said as he flipped a switch on his controls and pressed the button simply labeled "BOOM". >A wall of pure noise met his opposition, leaving his ears ringing as it demolished the buildings around them and turned their vehicles to rubble. He could see jets of red spraying out from cockpits as the pilots were pulped within their seats. >Permanent hearing damage. The money he would make if he made it out alive would easily pay for bioregeneration. If he didn't make it out, it didn't matter. >With them and the last buildings out of the way, Anon fired a shot into the orbital gun, seeing the barrel burst and fall to the ground, leveling an apartment as it landed. >"CONTRACT COMPLETE. PROCEED TO EXIT," that mechanical voice directed him. He needed no further spurring on as he pushed his engine to its limits. >He makes it to the spaceport and sees the tug promising salvation, just as he makes out the silhouette of the Ultra-class mech to his left, sees its cannons firing. Two Königs, by the sound of it. Death. >The world slows as an torrent of machine gun fire slams into his hardshields. He hears the crack of his shields bursting, the sound of his hull being torn apart by 30mm fire. The armor plate in front of him rips off completely, laying him bare to the world. >No options left. Nothing left. Anon spares one last look toward Mira as his trusty Schultz breathes its last. >He looks forward... and realizes he's still looking forward. There are no warning lights blaring at him, as his agrav has lost the ability to do anything but drive forward, engines failing even as they do. A straight course for the tug, an open cargo container in front of him, just large enough to crash into. >He turns and sees a lance of light strike the Ultra that had nearly killed him, blowing it apart just as it sets its guns on his escape route. His hand eases on the throttle as what's left of his trusty steed sputters into the container and collapses. >Anon was rattled, his entire body vibrating, his bloodstream no doubt pure adrenaline at this point. But as the tug's doors shut behind him, he feels that wired energy fall away, leaving nothing in its place. He drops onto the wreckage that brought him here, looking up at Mira. >The way her oily-black mop of hair framed her maroon eyes, as that trademark drone stare turned into a look of concern, brought him peace. She looked as badly beaten as he did, but she wore it better. He tries to make a comment, yet all that escapes is a weak rasping. >She quickly picks him up and disembarks, moving him to sit at the side of the container, letting him catch his breath. >They made it. Against all odds, they had made it. They felt the sensation of the tug's engines igniting below them and beginning their slow yet certain ascent, and sat with bated breath, waiting for an orbital cannon to end them. >Instead, Anon receives a call. With the last of his strength, he answers it, getting a pre-recorded message from an all-too-chipper woman. >"This is a call on behalf of the Solo Nobre Concern, congratulating you on the successful completion of your Contract and exemplary service throughout. You will soon be escorted to one of our ships waiting in orbit and brought to an undisclosed location, where you may safely wait out the next two weeks before receiving your payment. Any particularly outstanding work you carried out during your contract will be reflected by according bonuses in addition to the previously agreed-upon Sum. Thank you, and have a pleasant journey." >The call ends, and Anon tries to laugh, but all he manages is a weak smile as he passes out.
>>93174 >In a strange alternate universe, N is replaced by George Washington >And J is replaced by The King Himself, Elvis >Uzi doesn't make it past episode 1
>>93171 >”You know what’s cool about me being *defective,* little buddy?” >N unbuckles the belt around his waist, loosening up his coat >”It means I was forced to learn to use the weapons around me.”
Latest update! The background was mostly finished earlier today, the biggest effort has been porting the characters into the existing background, they will obviously need to have their palates changed and rendered to match but I'm really enjoying myself on this one. There will be some short one-shot greentexts about them soon.
>walk down a sidewalk near a park >see a loaf >get slightly annoyed; you know what's going to happen next >it sees you >it waddles over to you [spoiler]>"Hey man! Over here!" >You stop in your tracks >Was that loaf speaking perfect English? >"Exuse me?" >"Hey man, sorry to bother you, but do you have any food or anything that I could have? Normally I wouldn't ask, but my previous owner left me out here a few days ago..." >You're still taken aback >You've found the Brian Griffin of loaves >"Wait a second, how can you talk properly?" >It seems confused by your question for a second >"Oh! Do you think I'm a loaf?" >"You're not?" >"Naw; I'm just a really big talking guinea pig." >"Oh, no shit?" >Yeah." >"That actually makes a lot of sense!" >You bring him home >You both live happily ever after [/spoiler]
>Thread is a little slow >Perfect time to sleep! >Go to sleep >Wake up >Hundred of posts >Thread started to run instead of crawl the moment I slept Hey, don't do that!
>>93262 People are assholes and drawfags are unstable people. They get into cliques and fights with other unstable people in their circles and shit happens.
>>92923(me) morning everyone, man this thread really got moving once I went to bed >>93125 KEK. amazing work, really captured how completely fed up she is with everything >>93148 glad to know I've left a strong impression >>93162 >>93164 kek >>93168 this anon's got the right idea but it's not quite depressing enough. I had one in mind last night but didn't get a chance to post it: her name is Cici. it made her happy when she got it because she thought it sounded cute– until her "upgrades" were installed. after that her cute name was a retroactive acronym, and a constant reminder of what she'd become.
>>93289 I don't mean a normal Drone stupido! I mean the ones customized for the Holiday, ya know the special seasonal ones JCJENSON sells like the Saint Patricks Day one with the green paintjob and that booze dispenser inside
>>93286 they tried those about a decade ago, and stopped selling them shortly after– with good reason: they kept encountering the same defect where they'd help you cook your Thanksgiving dinner– then as soon as the table was nice and set, and your family started arriving– the drones would gorge themselves until there wasn't a crumb left
>>93262 It's kinda funny when you hang around drawfags and you see them interacting. They are like the Quintessons. They show you a different face based on where you're standing. If you pay them, they show you their chore face. If you are a worse artist than them, they just might show you their social face. If you are a more famous artist than them then they show you their puppy face and try to lick your boots. If they want to fuck you then they will show you their lovebomber face. But if you hurt their ego by rejecting, mogging, mocking or exposing them then they will show you their true face. At their core they are the center of the universe. They don't draw because they like it but because they like the prestige. They will embrace what politics make them look good as well.That's why the animation industry is full of weirdos who can barely draw and want to "tell their story". And because they're crazy, so are their relationships. Whenever they break up they do stuff like airring eachother's dirty laundry. Stuff like "They used to beat me!" or "They raped me a few times!" or "They were grooming minors!" But they only speak up about it when they have beef, not as it happened. It was fine when they were on good terms. Moral compass of a sociopath.
>>93293 >the Saint Patricks Day one with the green paintjob and that booze dispenser inside heh >freckly red-headed Irish drone >constantly drunk, tries to start a bar fight >you have to scoop her up and drag her out of the pub >she fusses and fights against the unwanted uppies >then passes out cuddled up to you in the back of the taxi
>be working very late night at $JOB >no one around but you and your drone coworker and close friend (holy shit are you lonely) (but you couldn't have just stood by while another coworker put a cute girl on top of a filing cabinet) >your coworker and close friend who, come to think of it, never seems to have a shirt on under her jacket >stop thinking about why friend-shaped little robots would be given visible collarbones >she stops drumming her fingers at her little workstation >"You know Anon, I have a mouth. Just throwing that out there."
>>93073 Yeah that was the one I thought of, it's surely in my top5 most favourite artpieces of MD. Alice is well drawn, very onmodel but still some nice stylization. what I am most envious off is the eyes on the target line, the entire drawing is just so appealing to me. Also with the way the dress is drawn, the small 'folds' on the Silouette are smth I copied from this, as well as the styilization of the outermost knives. Technically they are thinner and longer, but I found making them get slightly wider to the outside(not so much on this pic, but few others of your Alices iirc) isn't only faster but looks 'right'. Your stuff is always very inspiring, I hooe you'll stay around for a long time, you are my favourite drawfag here and have been for over a year
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>>93324 my dronetism may be waning because i definitely let it slip my mind that James was literally standing next to worker drones. at least my rough guess was pretty close, an M1 Garand should be just a bit taller than a worker drone's chin level given IRL, they're about an average man's waist level. take this screenshot with a grain of salt though, James is standing with a POWER STANCE and the worker drone is cowering in fear, so both aren't standing up straight. but still useful as a reference point. >>93328 >"eyes on the target, sugar" there's something charming about the southern lingo :D granted i don't hear it all the time but just enough from Alice (and a few other things I watch) that it stays charming. time will tell.
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Hello Friends! Today is CH's Birthday! She is celebrating it with LL and her Friends at the mine. Can you, Friend, wish her a happy Birthday? Look at how happy she is!
Surprised that nobody's done classical painting edits (Last Supper, the Scream, etc) with drones yet The pun potential for "the Drona Lisa" is right there
>>93355 She is CH! A security Disassembly Drone for a copper mine. You can look all her greens that I made, and that are her story here: https://dronebooru.co/pools/37
>>93367 Hey, that's some nice work Friend! It is very detailed, and well detailed. Seems like the coloring will take some time, wish you luck. Also, remember to take some breaks, I hope you are no longer feeling bad.
>>93350 I had always thought that humans would either build vehicles that look a lot like old-timey scifi rockets or near-future NASAcore ships. Visually at least, human technology in the Murder Drones setting seems to be stuck in the 1970s-2000s era. Of course we never actually see a human-made spacecraft or any high technology really, the fact that they have interstellar spaceflight economical enough to have a regular trade economy between colony planets, biological immortality, practical humanoid robots, etc implies a pretty high standard of tech, but because the human sets are basically just mishmashes of free 3D assets there isn't any visual coherence to a speculated human tech style. I personally choose to believe it sits somewhere between the big chrome darts of 50's scifi and the chunky near-future utilitarian design of something like 2001 or Interstellar.
>>93374 >Dr. Jiggle and Mr. Wide >The story of an Anon who jiggles random drones following an experiment where he divides his mind into HANDS acolyte and an HODR fanatic >Which side will prevail? >The astute human lover.... >Or the depraved dronefucker?
>>93376 >interstellar spaceflight economical enough to have a regular trade economy between colony planets, biological immortality, practical humanoid robots, etc Don't forget being able to mass produce micro-gravitational singularities for so cheap that the robots powered by them are completely expendable.
>>93376 The Chan Nebula faction by my estimation exists pretty squarely in the generalized threadlore setting, which itself exists within the absurd proposition of all conceivable sci-fi fictions existing in one universe together, I imagine the homo sapiens & homo umbra human clades that inhabit much of human controlled space probably follow a design language similar to what you’ve described
Personally I designed the sleek, curvy plus4 ship to contrast with the angular, heavy Chan ships I’m designing
>>93381 I mean he did link his discord account at least a couple times to these threads over the past year and a half The first time was him hitting on Femanon and the second time was him reaching out shortly after the first booru died
>>93303 >Your manager never figures out why you agree so easily to start doing overtime >Nobody even shows up for most of those hours, so it's pretty boring
>>93389 No, I do remember, just... why? Anon's loadout is pretty great, though I'd swap out the Belter. He survived in-story because I was able to win with it when I tried it.
>>93294 The red text is a patented trade secret known only to the dedicated screencappers! All you have to do is use inspect element on the spoilered text in question & swap the type from 'quote' to 'ban'. Be aware that refreshing the page will revert the text back to normal