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No.352826
Murder Drones #358Anonymous
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Every gangsta until a twink drone starts looking at you like this.

Awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Wheel of so many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
Wheel of changing modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The wiki inside the really awesome Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The actual separate Wiki: wiki.dron
Last thread: >>351876
No.352828
Anonymous
Replies:>>352829>>352830>>352850>>352993
Behold: new Glitch short(forma de reposta tres)

Describe Uzi in 1 wordyoutube thumb
No.352829
Anonymous
Replies:>>352831>>352832>>352993
>>352828
What's Nori reading? Can't see anything on the pages. Maybe it's supposed to be a manga?
And why are all those drono dwarfus retardii living in Uzi's locker?
No.352830
Anonymous
Replies:>>352833>>352834
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>>352828
>Uzi has 0 problem with the freak of nature comment/bitch designation
>obviously craves no normie love

Vindication!
No.352831
Anonymous
Image:177733627797.png(461kB, 767x2365)uzi doorman, serial designation n, serial designation v, and oogi (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - b78335af68a2abea10d47bad0b99daf1.png
>>352829
>Brrf-Anon canon
No.352832
Anonymous
Replies:>>352835
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>>352829
Looks like the Final Girl Survival Guide to me: they at least reused the chapter heading
No.352833
Anonymous
Replies:>>352846
>>352830
Reminder that, per her iconic railgun's blueprints, one of her railgun's purposes was so she could pretend she used to have friends but vaporized them.
No.352834
Anonymous
>>352830
>>obviously craves no normie love
Or she does but not by enough to override her autistic goblin stubbornness. Not yet anyway.
No.352835
Anonymous
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>>352832(me)
For comparison

Looks like the text is blanked out for some reason. Either they don't understand the hyper-analytical autists MD appeals to or the lighting/angle is too wierd for the words to show up.
No.352836
Anonymous
Replies:>>352839>>352840>>352841
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I want to fuck them.
No.352837
Anonymous
Replies:>>352838
Image:177733744227.jpg(566kB, 1630x1271)anon and fuguedrone (original character) drawn by fugueanon - 4599b7bbcb1ce77d44a376ff7a2dab96.jpg
>>352814
>the short really was a nod to Anon and /md/, which is why they used a completely new drone voice for the cameradrone
>made him British because "they love accents right, like Tessa/Alice?"
>add in how /md/ loves faggots...
No.352838
Anonymous
>>352837
>British
Was he that, or Australian? Or a New Zealander?
No.352839
Anonymous
Replies:>>352860
Image:177733754349.png(10kB, 640x655)anon and elf (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - ffb46f7ab45914723e4d3983e972d050.png
>>352836
>unrequieted
>the Elfs are, in fact, scared shitless of Anon
No.352840
Anonymous
Image:177733796747.png(161kB, 684x705)elf (original character) drawn by jiesol - 8eac05b8b9f2d34297fc83ae3d97685c.png
>>352836
Me too Anon...
No.352841
Anonymous
Replies:>>352842
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>>352836
>the Elves still pop out in front of the banner

topkek
No.352842
Anonymous
Image:177733934935.png(32kB, 1000x1000)Spoiler image
>>352841
cursed by
No.352843
Anonymous
Replies:>>352844>>352902>>352909
Your sentimother Elf doesn't understand why you don't want to fuck the worker drone copy of herself
No.352844
Anonymous
Replies:>>352845>>352847
Image:177734072269.png(1.24MB, 1130x1071)elf (original character and 1 more) drawn by jiesol - 11accbf7578e8c6987e46fc08739e7b8.png
>>352843
>pre-trauma Elf

Imagine...
No.352845
Anonymous
>>352844
> Elf in DRG
> Elf
> with dwarves
You foolish drone you
No.352846
Anonymous
Replies:>>352849
>>352833
JFC
No.352847
Anonymous
>>352844
Elf!!!
No.352849
Anonymous
>>352846
ikr
What a sad fucking statement on Uzi, that she'd rather pretend she killed her normie friends with a big laser than acknowledge she never had normie friends. Fucking chuuni goblin.
No.352850
Anonymous
Replies:>>352851>>352852
>>352828
I don't even like thad that much but this and the main ad feel like character assassination
No.352851
Anonymous
>>352850
How so?
No.352852
Anonymous
>>352850
He didn't want to say anything bad, but he also doesn't really know Uzi that well so couldn't think of anything nice to say, so picked a neutral option.
No.352853
Anonymous
Replies:>>352874>>352875>>352889>>352900
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No.352854
Anonymous
Replies:>>352856
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>tfw you give birthday spankings to all your drone slaves (they were all manufactured on the same date)
No.352855
Anonymous
Replies:>>352899
Image:177734636190.png(75kB, 483x515)serial designation e, akita doorman, and strawberry (original character and 1 more) drawn by pocketsteaks and strawberryanon - b304ecfc7a7df631786ae99c50244810.png
>>352699
>workers upgrade into everything

Might be more intresting to have multiple different "paths" based on where you recruited them/drone type

Standard worker
>recruited from factories
>upgrades down swordsman, gunner, or specialist(utility skills) paths
>top tier = 1/10th the cost to maintain of units "on its level," but only mid-tier quality
>great for sieges/fodder

Scrap worker
>recruited from pirates or constructed yourself(with the right skillset)
>upgrades paths: self-modded(i.e. Alice/Beau), tribal, mech/vehicle pilot
>unique morale/culture mechanic: fight 2/3 times harder for "kin" (including extra HP + combat speed)
>raising culture: making scrap drones yourself, talking to them out of battle, raiding "surface slickers"
>lowering culture: ignoring their concerns, joining a larger faction, disbanding/scrapping units, majority non-scrapper army
>

ZDs/Reclaimed Drones
>salvaged from battlefields/junkyards(requires the repair skill)
>MASSIVE morale(they trust you), much better combat AI than even scrapper WDs
>occasionally ignore orders
>occasionally possesed
>upgrade paths: mutant, humanlike(best stats of any WD variant), servant(ends with the ZD joining you as a full on companion/character, able to be assigned armies/skills of its own)
>tiny chance(1/20) that a servant-type becomes a witch once they reach full character status

Freeborn Workers
>extremely rare, only recruitable from lost colonies(and as a rare spawn on Federation worlds)
>directly better versions of standard WD upgrade line(i.e. top tier Gunner uses Uzi's weaponry), but MUCH higher maintenance/pay costs
>lose too many and they'll refuse to join ever again(word travels)

SD-Worker
>recruited from Federation and Rebel war-factories
>mindless canon fodder
>on par with mid-level worker gunners from the start
>upgrades are mostly sidegrades: Dinos, Intoners, and Grunts(most cost-effective head-on infantry you can recruit)

SD-Sentinel
>recruited directly from special Federation bases
>no bypass
>can upgrade to Spider(heavy weapons), Medusa(better stun/tunneling), and Married(all around superior-to-baseline) variants
>can ALSO convert captured DDs into SDs at these bases
>these variants have a mage, bezerker(if male), hunter(if female) set of upgrades instead
>can occasionally go-red in battle, turning against all forces present


And then of course the various humans and their variants... how do you think the ships should be represented? As combatants? Orbital support? The same way those Mount and Blade ship combat mods worked(complete with boarding actions and ship/ship combat)? Something that needs considering given those will be the majority of how you move supplies/troops/yourself even on-planet.
No.352856
Anonymous
Replies:>>352857
Image:177734651175.png(3.01MB, 4331x5860)nori doorman (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - e3258ba1d33aee0fcf5d11e9b590d993.png
>>352854
>anon forgot to use his spanking gloves

Dumbass!
No.352857
Anonymous
Replies:>>352861
>>352856
You think that if a human nori dressed like that, her boobs would be out?
No.352858
Anonymous
Replies:>>352859
Kissu!
No.352859
Anonymous
>>352858
DEATH
No.352860
Anonymous
Replies:>>352866
>>352839
Getting a worker Elf to genuinely like you takes years of work.
Not particularly hard work, though. Be polite and appreciative, don't be too pushy, but also make sure not to let her isolate herself.
No.352861
Anonymous
Replies:>>352873
Image:177734817477.jpg(144kB, 1102x819)alice, nori doorman, and yeva (murder drones) drawn by aidacamelia - e7b5c24892e08f403326d017cfbd45a4.jpg
>>352857
No
>human!Nori has no tatas, funbags, or booba whatsoever(like her daughter)
>goes to tremendous lengths to obscure this
>this only makes her missing mammaries more nkticable especially compared to Alice
No.352863
Anonymous
Evil N shall henceforth be named Nega N.
No.352864
Anonymous
Replies:>>352865
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Doll's kisses!
No.352865
Anonymous
Replies:>>352867>>352871
>>352864
Life!
No.352866
Anonymous
Image:177734857075.png(143kB, 609x754)elf (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 368764dc79bf79e99b13e34e1091938c.png
>>352860
>worker

Anon, those are SentinElfs...
No.352867
Anonymous
Replies:>>352868
Image:177734866697.jpg(117kB, 1638x1401)uzi doorman and doll (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - ddcb07ed2531208ee9f3c676b57105ae.jpg
>>352865
Death!
No.352868
Anonymous
Image:177734879276.gif(471kB, 400x286)spongbob-life.gif
>>352867
No.352869
Anonymous
Replies:>>352883
the cast are switched to non-canon drone types, who turns into what and how does the plot change?
No.352870
Anonymous
Replies:>>352872>>352878
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the next issue drops on Wednesday, I'm excited to see how badly they fuck it up this time
No.352871
Anonymous
Replies:>>352881
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>>352865
I want to live a lifetime and beyond by her side
No.352872
Anonymous
>>352870
Ye
No.352873
Anonymous
Replies:>>352876
>>352861
>after coming back home as a headcrab, human Nori swears up and down she had an amazing rack and it's a crime her daughter's knucklehead boyfriend took that away from her so thoroughly that she can't prove how great her tits were you just have to take her word for it don't listen to everyone who says she was flat that's just them remembering it wrong and all the photos and videos of her being flat are edited or at a bad angle or deepfaked
No.352874
Anonymous
>>352853
Teli where are your clothes?
No.352875
Anonymous
>>352853
Awwww
No.352876
Anonymous
Replies:>>352877>>352880
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>>352873
>Khan agrees
>then he starts describing them
>Nori has never shut that man up faster in her life
No.352877
Anonymous
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>>352876
No.352878
Anonymous
Replies:>>352879>>352927>>352933
Image:177735028779.png(64kB, 999x713)anon (original character) - 877101ceac3e58acd814e141b2f13973.png
>>352870
It can't be THAT bad right? They've clearly seen the criticism! Acknowledged it even! Surely they can't COMPLETELY fail this time around...
No.352879
Anonymous
>>352878
no point expecting a good ride, just step back and watch the trainwreck
No.352880
Anonymous
>>352876
>loljk Khan and Thad and Lizzy might as well have not been there here's more V to goon to
No.352881
Anonymous
>>352871
Who was the artist for this again?
No.352882
Anonymous
Replies:>>352885>>352903
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Y! I had the dream where drones were running a train on me, instead this time it was all Y, whenever she tried to leave the room she would spin on her peg and lunge at me again, it was a good dream
No.352883
Anonymous
Replies:>>352884>>352886
Image:177735191159.png(565kB, 830x1640)uzi doorman, nori doorman, and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - b838bd2936be0a23ca0a8596c01722a9.png
>>352869
>N, J, V
Sentinel drones: see >>352539

>Uzi
Solver-Sapien: pic related

>Nori, Alice, Yeva
Bugdrones(CFL thought it had developed a safer way to study solver abilities, it was wrong)

>Khan, the Bunkerdrones
Laborbots(Khan serving as Archiver. Tries his best but he's legitimately at the limit of his mental capacity, Uzi feels a sense of protective obligation about them moreso than exclusion and dosen't seriously expect them to be able to do anything of value)

>Lizzy, Teacher
Fridgedrones(intended to help at the factory the LBs worked at)(now tired of everyone's stupidity)

>Beau
Enforcer Drone Overseer(upgraded by Alice)(used to control the dinos)

>Cyn
Hyperdrone: [ Good Luck :) ]
No.352884
Anonymous
>>352883
>Hyperdrone Cyn and peak power solver god Cyn fight over (you)r trans dimensional soul
Who will win?
No.352885
Anonymous
Replies:>>352895
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>>352882
>she's holding up the fucking line
>Anon's next dream = pic related beating the strudel out of Y
>then clanging him while she watches
>all at once
No.352886
Anonymous
Replies:>>352887
>>352883
Doll?
No.352887
Anonymous
Replies:>>352888>>352905
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>>352886
>Giantdrone
>Mom tried to "incubate" her better, safer from the Solver than Uzi ended up being
>Only semi-successful
No.352888
Anonymous
>>352887
>Doll and Lizzy bond over vore

just like canon I guess?
No.352889
Anonymous
>>352853
>anon sits teli down in his lap
>as he's reaching for a hairbrush he asks "do you want me to do it?"
>teli shyly nods yes
No.352890
Anonymous
Replies:>>352891
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I'm amazed no one's animated or even just drawn the Cynwalker dancing like Pennywise.
No.352891
Anonymous
Replies:>>352892
>>352890
We have Molly for that
No.352892
Anonymous
>>352891
Doesn't fit, clussyfag.
No.352893
Anonymous
Replies:>>352894>>352897
How many cheek rubs and chin scritches do you have to give each of the canon DD trio to convince them not to kill you?
No.352894
Anonymous
>>352893
>N
About three fiddy
>V
Not applicable
>J
You can stall for a while if you couple it with telling her how great she is
No.352895
Anonymous
Replies:>>352896>>352901>>352906
>>352885
why is Pavo so big
No.352896
Anonymous
Replies:>>352898
>>352895
Because sentinel drones are gigantic Mary Sues.
No.352897
Anonymous
Image:177735991417.gif(763kB, 240x240)serial designation v (murder drones) - eb31911858fa704d174b393541a6e4f4.gif
>>352893
>J
5 max, then throw in an "it'll be OK" and you're a "new hire"

>V
A little harder, but I suspect she'd crumple around the first hour(however many that is), just make your fear clear as you do it(as opposed to showing you can see her emotional neediness) and you can work your way into "pet" status

>N
Impossible: this Nega was three seconds and a closed door away from killing a worker he'd made a genuine emotional bond with, your only hope is to distract him and run(Nothing short of betrayal can sway him from his mission)
No.352898
Anonymous
Image:177736110293.png(1.34MB, 1250x1765)elf (original character and 1 more) drawn by tegaki-anon - f0ce68fcce9aa817fc64e6557e88bf51.png
>>352896
Not all of them! Sometimes they're vehicles for suffering!
No.352899
Anonymous
>>352855
Humans would be the most diverse and costly units to field woth pros and cons based off of which faction you recruit them from
>The Federation
Your average starship trooper, they have guns and some armor but they aren't the best
They serve as morale boosters for any sentinel drone you have in your army
The recruits can specialize into different weapons types, like heavy weapon soldiers or explosive experts.
Human heros should be leveled towards maintaining low wages, food consumption and for morale bonuses all around.
Technicians are heros that are specialized in engineering, tactics and scouting, acting as your siege masters and drone doctors.
I don't know much about the BOXON and other human factions because i don't want to look into them because I'm lazy

Fielding an all human or all drone army is doable but it's best to have a mix of the two so you don't get stomped by the AI carting out a doomstack at the worst time
No.352900
Anonymous
>>352853
Look at this worker drone's unintelligible face. I really want to kiss it.
No.352901
Anonymous
Replies:>>352904
>>352895
The DDs are small, is what it is.
Pavo should be a head or so above Anon, which he is there, but Anon's huge compared to all the drones so it looks wacky.
No.352902
Anonymous
>>352843
"Mom I'm not going to fuck you!"
>"Correct, you will be copulating with her."
>"Hi?"
"She's you!"
>"No, she is a copy of my personality and memory matrix from before I became a sentinel."
>"So we are the same person?"
"I'M NOT FUCKING YOU MOM!"
>Anon Sr holds his head in his hands
>This has been going on for an hour
No.352903
Anonymous
Replies:>>352907
Image:177736186447.png(2.31MB, 1007x1358)Spoiler image
>>352882
Your obsession with Y is terrifying, anon, you should go outside and touch the grass. That way, other drones can see you and use you for your intended human purpose.
No.352904
Anonymous
Replies:>>352908
Image:177736187054.jpg(1.14MB, 2388x1191)bugretta (original character) drawn by fugueanon - d71b725dccb40247822e5ed67e0becfe.jpg
>>352901
>Anon dosen't know...
No.352905
Anonymous
>>352887
I have to admit, giant monster Doll is sexy.
No.352906
Anonymous
>>352895
For me it's canon because he's a sentinel drone + a guy, so that combo makes him really big.
No.352907
Anonymous
Replies:>>352913
>>352903
>T. Phi trying to sneak into the house again
No.352908
Anonymous
>>352904
Hyper Pavo is the origin of all homosexuality in the universe. All gay people have Pavo Particles in their body.
No.352909
Anonymous
Replies:>>352910>>352912>>353054
Image:177736284157.jpg(235kB, 1589x1149)elf (original character) drawn by phoenixanon - 7438f9f1034c5cc9cb8674ec6355af24.jpg
>>352843

>I mean, she's glad, don't get her wrong but why
>is it her personality?
>her looks?
>is she just... THAT unpleasant, that she's worse-than-useless in Human eyes?
>robo-god is she about to get scrapped?!
>one apocalyptic-level freakout later and you end up accepting the drone just to stop her panic-spiral(and to prevent her from "showing her value" by disassembling the poor WD on the spot)
>now you've got a tiny, newly traumatized version of mom puttering around the apartment
>can't date it(gross)
>can't dump it(too cruel, plus the poor fucker's clearly newly-sentient)
>can't sell it(mom'd probably flip out again)
>....kinda related to her?
>plus she clearly lacks mom's post-conversion memories...
>(?Little Sister?) Drone Obtained!
>now how to explain this to dad...
No.352910
Anonymous
Replies:>>352911
>>352909
>"Dad, I have news, just sit do..."
>"Mother?"
>"O, well, yeah, it has to do with Mom, and..."
>"Okay then."
>"What?! I even n..."
>"Boy, listen, whatever she does, it won't be even one-tenth of the fucked up mess she made when she left you to me."
No.352911
Anonymous
Image:177736463727.jpg(251kB, 1078x1183)Screenshot_20260302_135939_Chrome.jpg
>>352910
Kek

>Anonymous Sr. when the deadbeat drops ANOTHER kid on his doorstep to raise
>he didn't even make this one the fun way!
>it's not even his!
>half-tempted just to throw the thing off a cliff and be done with it
>then he sees how his son treats her...
>fuck it: Jr. needs a sibling anyways
No.352912
Anonymous
Replies:>>352914
>>352909
>Soldier against the solver
>Perform feats of incest that would make Cyn blush
This is all a trick! Sentinels are a tool to usher in the drone world order where you have to clang drones and be happy! Open your eyes sheeplee!
No.352913
Anonymous
>>352907
Heh
No.352914
Anonymous
Image:177736515004.png(6kB, 169x211)elf (original character and 1 more) drawn by jiesol - 88a0967f1f121a3fe31b2b6c1e850561.png
>>352912
>incest

Anon would never! His sister's clearly too young and too scared of literally everything around her to even think about dating anyway! He just needs to take care of her until she understands "shopping" and "the job market" well enough to live on her own...
No.352915
Anonymous
Replies:>>352917>>352918
Calling Jane at 3:00 AM.
No.352917
Anonymous
Image:177736620173.png(33kB, 808x404)jane the human and beretta (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - d31c2dacaa832878d2d8dacbb7dd64d4.png
>>352915
No.352918
Anonymous
Replies:>>352919
>>352915
Jane bootycall at 3:00 AM
No.352919
Anonymous
Replies:>>352920
>>352918
You mean plank call
No.352920
Anonymous
>>352919
skinny rat women with visible ribs deserve love too
No.352921
Anonymous
Replies:>>352924>>352931>>352945>>352948>>352951>>352976>>352992>>353022
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Describe /MD/ characters in 1 word.
No.352922
Anonymous
Replies:>>352923>>352925>>352926>>352929
Are there any nega drones in here?
No.352923
Anonymous
>>352922
We have a lot of of Faggots drones.
No.352924
Anonymous
Image:177736855128.jpg(269kB, 2085x2463)CuteY.jpg
>>352921
Wife
No.352925
Anonymous
>>352922
does OP6 count?
No.352926
Anonymous
>>352922
Does Masqy count as a Nigga Drone?
No.352927
Anonymous
>>352878
I still have hope, they already said they were reworking it.
No.352928
Anonymous
Replies:>>353034
Image:177737060982.png(270kB, 640x666)7618570463155.png
>describe Uzi in one word...
Asperger's
No.352929
Anonymous
Replies:>>352938
Image:177737087605.gif(3.34MB, 1920x1773)NubianGirlGetsbuckbrokenByHyperboreanPrincess.gif
>>352922
We have Monique... her crowning achievement is getting shizo attacked by SD-X
No.352930
snow
Replies:>>352941
I'll be doing some updates this weekend, and since I assume you Anons have made some more OCs, if you wanna make more drones holding numbers, reach out and I'll add em! (Can be done later in the month too, I just figured out a decent way of updating fast)
No.352931
Anonymous
>>352921
Rat
No.352932
Anonymous
Replies:>>353239
Image:177737838054.jpg(599kB, 2302x708)177201398728.jpg
Jane is usually given black/brown eyes for simplicity's sake, but I think we all know her canon eye color of Red is leagues better and needs more use
No.352933
Anonymous
Replies:>>352934
>>352878
I am in full on "enjoying the wreckage of the crash" mode. I want it to get worse, just so the flames burn hotter.
No.352934
Anonymous
Replies:>>352935>>353052
Image:177738038394.png(47kB, 284x333)Youcantrustmewiththisdrone.png
>>352933
>Anon doesn't have a warm drone to cuddle with so he needs another way to warm himself
No.352935
Anonymous
Replies:>>352937
>>352934
>Guy
>Fat fuck
If I were to cuddle a dude it would be Pavo because he simply looks more aesthetically pleasing
No.352937
Anonymous
Replies:>>352939>>352943
Image:177738254730.png(127kB, 535x780)Shewillsitonyourface.png
>>352935
How about this then?
No.352938
Anonymous
>>352929
is she a freak?
No.352939
Anonymous
Replies:>>352940
>>352937
Still a fatty.
No.352940
Anonymous
Replies:>>352944>>353013
Image:177738439836.png(186kB, 673x863)FemDubs.png
>>352939
The appropriate term for all bigger drones is plump
No.352941
Anonymous
>>352930
Nice. Will Elf's power remain?
No.352942
Anonymous
Replies:>>352947
Does anybody here have the new tomodachi life game? did you make any drone miis?
No.352943
Anonymous
>>352937
Sex
No.352944
Anonymous
Replies:>>352950
>>352940
Fatty
No.352945
Anonymous
Replies:>>352949
>>352921
MD or /md/?
No.352946
Anonymous
Replies:>>352950
do NOT trust those "free use" drones you see walking around town. shit's a sting operation. they'll let you go all the way then arrest you for public indecency
No.352947
Anonymous
Replies:>>352972>>352973
>>352942
I saw this, someone made J and Tessa tomodachis and they got married and had a baby
https://x.com/Tomahachi12/status/2047418081925107775
No.352948
Anonymous
Replies:>>352999
Image:177738966566.png(894kB, 2800x1966)1707498765801493.png
>>352921
>SD-E
Retard
>SD-S
Cat
>SD-R
Catty
>SD-K
Sad
>SD-G
Paypig
>SD-H (forma de Merc)
Emo
>SD-L
Horny
>SD-B
Alcoholic
>SD-O(verkill)
Ranma
>SD U-U
Creaturas
>SD-CH
CERVESA
>SD-M
'Husband'
>SD-H (forma de Johnny Bravo)
Dimwit
>Marcy
Wife
>SD-Aleph
Cunt
>Beretta
Fail
>John
Literallymefrfr
>Jane
Mistake
>Hound
Robbed
>Huntress
Headshot
>Dr Holly
Amoral (female)
>Dr Henry
Amoral (male)
>SD-MG
Jew
>SD-I
Schizo
>SD-I(ncinerator)
Ashes
>SD-D
WOHAHAHAH
>Jo
Hug
>Buckety
Cumdump
>Leg
Leg
>Cynthia
Naive
No.352949
Anonymous
>>352945
yes
No.352950
Anonymous
Replies:>>352956
>>352946
And then they take you to prison where (you) become free use

>>352944
You will plap the fatty
No.352951
Anonymous
>>352921
Kind
No.352952
Anonymous
Replies:>>352953>>352963
>Fun Morning Canon Fact: as part of the same grieving that sees her Weekend at Bernie's-ing her bestie's mangled corpse around with her everywhere, Lizzy started watching basketball "with" Doll, from regretting tuning her out whenever she got into the weeds on it.
No.352953
Anonymous
>>352952
lesbo crossposter
No.352954
Anonymous
Replies:>>352955
Officer Molly has arrested you, what did you do?
No.352955
Anonymous
Replies:>>352958
>>352954
EMP her.
No.352956
Anonymous
Replies:>>352957
Image:177739305099.jpg(35kB, 976x549)_118257305_ce33056a-d3fc-4ba3-a302-c454ed819808.jpg
>>352950
Sorry. I'm not an architectfag like you
No.352957
Anonymous
>>352956
I didn't say anything about fattening drones up, that's something you came up with
No.352958
Anonymous
Replies:>>352959>>352960
>>352955
kinky
No.352959
Anonymous
Replies:>>352960
>>352958
It's not.
No.352960
Anonymous
Replies:>>352961
>>352959
>>352958
>EMP a drone
>Perform maintenance on them while they are offline
>Record everything
>Upload the recording to their system once they wake up
No.352961
Anonymous
Replies:>>352964
Image:177739505197.png(110kB, 498x520)1748833187397630.png
>>352960
Please go masturbate before you post next time.
No.352962
Anonymous
Uploading to the Booru doesn't work.
No.352963
Anonymous
Image:177739577561.jpg(129kB, 652x601)Screenshot_20260428_120203_YouTube.jpg
>>352952
>this mostly translates to watching Thad effortlessly stomp every other drone on the court
>simultaneously
>it's like watching V hunt: a hopeless, pointless massacre of inferior beings by something they could never hope to equal or confront
>watching him challenge and BEAT the entire basketball team so hard they burst into tears was...
>well, Lizzy sees the appeal now
No.352964
Anonymous
Replies:>>352965
Image:177739616507.jpg(4.02MB, 4096x2160)serial designation n, anon, and serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by armageddonc104 - f44e57f98322c1d6c1d5284f35483023.jpg
>>352961
Drop the attitude V, unless you WANT to get EMP'd again...
No.352965
Anonymous
Replies:>>352966
Image:177739622301.png(733kB, 1000x1300)171937179155.png
>>352964
Your gay RP sucks too.
No.352966
Anonymous
Replies:>>352967
Image:177739695825.png(316kB, 583x632)PianoteethUzi.png
>>352965
V, it's not our fault you don't get invited to play Drones & Doors with Uzi and N, even Lizzy can stop being a bitch for long enough to play a session
No.352967
Anonymous
>>352966
>Transform into a Biker man, Cyn.
No.352968
Anonymous
Replies:>>352975
And then Jane raped everybody with her massive futa cock.
No.352969
Anonymous
Replies:>>352970>>352971>>353015
Image:177739793446.png(394kB, 1142x1000)177687316262.png
This is why Eye is best girl(♂)
No.352970
Anonymous
Image:177739807725.png(125kB, 472x840)EYECOOOM.png
>>352969
All drones are best girls (drone)
No.352971
Anonymous
>>352969
I think you meant SD-I(rene) (female)
No.352972
Anonymous
Replies:>>352973
>>352947
Cute
No.352973
Anonymous
>>352947
>>352972
Also, J waving the pen at the baby is hilarious.
No.352974
Anonymous
The cycle will be complete
Ordering 40 chicken nuggets and 6 packets of ranch
No.352975
Anonymous
Image:177739919688.png(196kB, 1463x1046)433bd7ec827368f8afaf6bfbf962e036.png
>>352968
Kek.
No.352976
Anonymous
>>352921
>U-U
Brats.
>Pavo
I was gonna make a big deal about not knowing what single word would describe him best when it's so obvious, but it actually wouldn't be "gay", it'd be "freak".
>Masqy
Precious.
>Akita
Cute!!!
No.352977
Anonymous
Replies:>>352978>>352981>>352987>>352997>>353053>>353060>>353078>>353083>>353146
It's been a while since I've seen someone post this but drawfags please post some of your non-MD art.
No.352978
Anonymous
>>352977
Gone.
No.352979
Anonymous
Replies:>>352980>>352983>>352985>>353006>>353008>>353016
Image:177740118826.jpg(3.05MB, 4000x3000)IMG_20260428_112222.jpg
Hmmmm... Nuggies
No.352980
Anonymous
>>352979
>Fiend becomes Fem Dubs circa 2026
No.352981
Anonymous
Replies:>>353000
Image:177740137738.png(1.45MB, 2388x1668)IMG_4288.png
>>352977
from several months back on /v/
No.352982
Anonymous
Replies:>>352984
/MD/ OCs, Tamers12345 edition
No.352983
Anonymous
Image:177740157685.png(547kB, 2091x1995)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by vicious_fiend - 08b60076eecbf2a9ec06d900b3a94183.png
>>352979
No.352984
Anonymous
>>352982
>pavo but with an even bigger ass
No.352985
Anonymous
Image:177740186170.png(406kB, 1045x1222)4d360488dd387de42e11d4f92fd22235.png
>>352979
Fatty.
No.352986
Anonymous
Replies:>>352988>>352990>>352991>>353017>>353033
Image:177740188366.jpg(3.39MB, 3970x2762)Am join in.jpg
Added AM
No.352987
Anonymous
Replies:>>352989
>>352977
Most of my past non-drones art is in the Other Liam Vickers thread, all of the writing and most of the drawings for Predator/Prey.
No.352988
Anonymous
Image:177740240399.png(43kB, 244x295)cyn (murder drones) drawn by itanon - d8f48de2cca91954483434ad988459c5.png
>>352986
>"our might will be infinite"

whoever could have possibly said that one?
No.352989
Anonymous
Replies:>>352995
Image:177740248643.png(1.12MB, 2000x1727)kirie (internecion cube) drawn by amyanon - ef0a12d1b18f26559078b891df921a6b.png
>>352987
>Vickers enthusiast

Based. Good to know someone cares about his other series(since he dosen't)
No.352990
Anonymous
>>352986
Awful
No.352991
Anonymous
>>352986
Something devious is brewing
No.352992
Anonymous
Replies:>>352994
>>352921
>Beretta
Cyborg
>Mac
Rocks
>John
Mistake
>Jane
Mistake
>Sentinel Drones (all of them)
Mistake
>Buddy
Slop
>AM
Pointless
>Akita
Dineysaur
>Colt
Chudling
>Asemenath
Kissable
>Negev
Wife
>Drono dwarfus retardius (all subspecies)
Onahole
No.352993
Anonymous
Replies:>>352996
>>352828
>>352829
What would a drono dwarfus retardius subspecies based on Braiden be?
No.352994
Anonymous
>>352992
They will hate you for speaking the truth.
No.352995
Anonymous
>>352989
Yes
No.352996
Anonymous
Replies:>>352998
>>352993
Baiden
No.352997
Anonymous
Replies:>>353003>>353004
Image:177740766885.png(260kB, 724x1000)wannahug.png
>>352977
No.352998
Anonymous
Replies:>>353001>>353002
>>352996
And what would the properties of Badens be?
No.352999
Anonymous
>>352948
>SD-H (forma de Johnny Bravo)
Kek
No.353000
Anonymous
>>352981
accurate
No.353001
Anonymous
>>352998
They drive schizos on the Internet insane by passively interfering with video recordings and photos like bigfoot
No.353002
Anonymous
Replies:>>353005>>353011
Image:177740823428.png(470kB, 925x864)braiden_by_scarkcryo_dftjvsc-pre.png
>>352998
>passive, nearly fearless creatures
>tend to follow, imitate "cool" people/retardus
>ignite when threatened
>immune to the effects
>Oogis, Vcats, houses, and your Disassembler wife are not
No.353003
Anonymous
Replies:>>353007
>>352997
looks like a mashup of a tadc character and a pokemon
No.353004
Anonymous
>>352997
>I have no dick and i mist fap
No.353005
Anonymous
>>353002
> expressionless drones sitting on the floor
it keeps happening
No.353006
Anonymous
>>352979
drones gotta eat
No.353007
Anonymous
Replies:>>353009
Image:177740875876.png(140kB, 610x590)blumenkranz.png
>>353003
you're half right, I've been drawing the occasional circus freak for /tadc/
No.353008
Anonymous
>>352979
feend pls
No.353009
Anonymous
Image:177740889025.png(169kB, 513x513)1776365915663466.png
>>353007
>filename
No.353011
Anonymous
Replies:>>353012>>353014
Image:177740960974.png(124kB, 1299x639)uzi doorman, anon, and oogi (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - 2cc5dcfd8b3dfe418145486ffdf409bb.png
>>353002
>be Anon, the coolest
>the local Baiden all look up to you, try to do as you do
>ALL hang out around you too: your house is completely infested with the things despite your best efforts
>one day the little retards come to you with some paper
"Gween!"
>it's the sloppiest Solver-War bullshit about a "Fire Sentul" you've ever seen
>and they're asking to use your computer
>do (you) allow them to shit up the thread? or do you burn your house down by upsetting them?
No.353012
Anonymous
>>353011
Hell yeah I let them, it'd be the funniest shit.
No.353013
Anonymous
>>352940
Wife.
No.353014
Anonymous
>>353011
This is a psyop false flag, this Anon wants a Sentinel I(ncinerator) green Rule 63 Incinerator most likely
No.353015
Anonymous
>>352969
Best wife.
No.353016
Anonymous
>>352979
Why are you torturing their people in front of their eyes?
No.353017
Anonymous
>>352986
Kek.
No.353018
Anonymous
Replies:>>353019
Image:177741178994.png(1.12MB, 4000x2927)HorribleNightmare.png
Something feels different....
No.353019
Anonymous
>>353018
Send both of them to the uranium mines.
No.353020
Anonymous
Replies:>>353021>>353028>>353030>>353042
We’re lacking new content, It’s mostly just reposts.
No.353021
Anonymous
Replies:>>353023
>>353020
Fucking hell mate Glitch released three different shorts (merchandising but what did you expect) and I alone am sitting on another three half-finished greens. Just let us get through Tuesday/life shit.

(the new glitch short in question)
Wait, who invited HER?youtube thumb
No.353022
Anonymous
Replies:>>353024
>>352921
>Molly
Huggable!
No.353023
Anonymous
Replies:>>353036
Image:177741365830.jpg(1.43MB, 2432x856)serial designation n and adolf hitler (murder drones) - d91973d983a216c17719f62ea6831829.jpg
>>353021
>three MD shorts/renders in a week

Hell yeah my Nega, hopefully Kovack gets canceled more often if this is how they deal with it.
No.353024
Anonymous
Replies:>>353025>>353026
Image:177741377177.png(237kB, 766x945)molly (original character) drawn by potatosalad - 2b7a9935e19783a9dd5caa46356657af.png
>>353022
>huggable

Really? How would you even get the angle? You know she'd commit self-sunlight if you scraped yourself on her arms...
No.353025
Anonymous
>>353024
very gently
No.353026
Anonymous
Replies:>>353032
>>353024
Thick protective rubber outfit (Hopefully dungeon time cheers her up)
No.353028
Anonymous
Replies:>>353029>>353031
>>353020
I haven't written greens in a while, all because of cataclysm. God, I'm addicted to gaming.
No.353029
Anonymous
>>353028
Same situation but with total war games
No.353030
Anonymous
>>353020
Who cares? People will make stuff when they're inspired+have time.
No.353031
Anonymous
Video:177741514524.webm(1.87MB / 0:00:05 / vp8, 638x480)cataclysm.webm
>>353028
I know you mean DDA (or hopefully BN because fuck DDA) but the first thing my brain thought about was... CATACLYSM.
No.353032
Anonymous
Replies:>>353106
Image:177741706639.png(11kB, 508x430)molly (original character) drawn by potatosalad - 8010a3dbff2fb2990c3767c469a840be.png
>>353026
>>rubber

>anon using the world's most cuttable material to for hug-defense
>nearly loses both arms going in for a squeeze
>now has to talk his wife out of "disarming" herself in the most literal possible sense while fending off nursedrone advances(they're convinced "she's bad for you")
No.353033
Anonymous
>>352986
>jane smug with folded arms
Yeah that tracks.
No.353034
Anonymous
>>352928
Hehe, ass burgers.
No.353035
Anonymous
Replies:>>353038
>Fun Evening Canon/OC Fact: After Uzi recalled the disassembly drones to Outpost 3 so she could keep an infinite number of Nth dimensional eyes on them, word eventually got out that the genocide robots were all in Outpost 3 and were now under the command of Khan Doorman's autistic goblin freak daughter. The initial wave of mortal fear for the place's people never quite went away.
>By the Post-Good Ending period, Outpost 3's residents are tired of being asked "How'd you escape?" and "Blink twice if you're being held against your will...!" and other, only mostly-joking things in that vein by people not from there. It got old very quickly.
No.353036
Anonymous
>>353023
Kek same here too, I've noticed that glitch did this kinda thing even back when murder drones was still dropping new episodes.
No.353037
Anonymous
can we expect another same-day storytime for the inevitably shit issue 3 tomorrow?
No.353038
Anonymous
Replies:>>353107
Image:177742040505.png(391kB, 925x856)izu threshold, ds-m, nahk threshold, uncertain severer, ds-e, and 5 more (original character and 1 more) drawn by phoenixanon - d8892a79a25096c9479a7c9dbad4df57.png
>>353035
>All

Uzi force-recalling DS-M, Q, and E, to the great distress Outpost-6

"great distress" of course meaning a full scale military campaign...
No.353039
Anonymous
Replies:>>353040>>353041
The communal cuddle N killed himself
No.353040
Anonymous
Replies:>>353045>>353101
Image:177742120889.jpg(87kB, 696x996)serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by soxxshyl - 6cb3ca6a9ca190d3dc653a89f03cb35d.jpg
>>353039
this in no way affects his duties, climb in
No.353041
Anonymous
Replies:>>353045
Image:177742164945.jpg(297kB, 751x1077)Screenshot_20260428_191326_Chrome.jpg
>>353039
Well? Are you going to stop?
No.353042
Anonymous
>>353020
>His greed sickens me.
No.353043
Anonymous
Replies:>>353044>>353048>>353056
Image:177742386809.png(66kB, 865x531)1f30896691695f24ec5972520d658b8c.png
More Molly trauma is requested
No.353044
Anonymous
Replies:>>353046>>353051
>>353043
She keeps getting letters from Lizzy-tier worker drones fawning over her status as history's most prolific murderer.
No.353045
Anonymous
Replies:>>353049
>>353040
>>353041
Gonna make anonsteins cuddle monster
No.353046
Anonymous
>>353044
The most prolific child murderer
No.353047
Anonymous
I feel like Uzi would be incapable of feeling empathy for Tessa because, even if she knew about Tessa's weird hobbies and maliciously emotionally neglectful upbringing, the fact she's from a rich, prominent family-a HUMAN rich, prominent family at that-would make her conclude Tessa's a fucking normalfag instead of someone like her.
No.353048
Anonymous
Replies:>>353108
Image:177742646621.png(1.57MB, 4059x3782)molly (original character) drawn by grimahlnik - 5a453b64e8e612f1b0311de3659ee1bc.png
>>353043

>Molly keeps a secret
>she wasn't *always* feral or possesed, during the War
>in truth she had the same quota system as every other DD
>reach it, and her body's hers!
>fail...
>it's always worse, the kills higher, when she's "feral"
>and... drones, right? And soldiers? Isn't that better?
>soldiers signed up to be here!
>and drones don't have families...
>so *sometimes* she'd do it willingly: if there were enough targets, if there were civilians, children she could help escape
>and when quota was tight, and she NEEDED to protect the children in her care?
>well, her rules got "loose" with adults

>it eats away at her, but she hasn't told anyone
>she's *lied* to everyone, if only by omission
>Pavo especially can never know
>it changed her
>maybe forever
>maybe worse than anything else Cyn did
>and the worst part?
>thinking back on the kids she saved, on the families she escorted offworld?
>it's hard to feel it wasn't worth it...
No.353049
Anonymous
Replies:>>353050>>353103
Image:177742649808.png(4.02MB, 3000x5268)SHOCKING.png
>>353045
No.353050
Anonymous
>>353049
>Uzi englarging N's stinger again(if it gets any bigger it'll rival Y's)
No.353051
Anonymous
Image:177742796124.png(708kB, 1790x1119)molly, serial designation q, and serial designation bet (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - c610051f9384f4035ace4ee904044e41.png
>>353044
You KNOW it wouldn't be just Workers: there'd be at least three hobbyists and a publisher trying to wring her for "true crime" schlock at all times

>much harder to deal with: pushier + Pavo's unwilling to threaten them
>every breakdown they trigger = more content
>fully willing, able to guilt trip Molly into interviews("what RIGHT do you have to keep closure from your victims?")
>only stopped by the other DDs in her apartment getting threatening while Pavo looks the other way
>he... dosen't like this part of Humanity, to be honest
>but it's still fair! given everything!
>and still better than drones at least...
No.353052
Anonymous
>>352934
I wanna hug
No.353053
Anonymous
Replies:>>353055
Image:177742810304.png(373kB, 980x1171)Spoiler image
>>352977
3D modeling count?
No.353054
Anonymous
Image:177742823240.jpg(171kB, 1200x801)0ce1b082f13d430da9d2731574ca2376.jpg
>>352909
>>(?Little Sister?) Drone Obtained!
I like to imagine the two drones have the same dynamic as picrelated
No.353055
Anonymous
Replies:>>353057
Image:177742832498.png(2.24MB, 1834x1032)Screenshot 2026-04-28 210506.png
>>353053
congrats anon
No.353056
Anonymous
Image:177742837165.png(1.55MB, 1242x2226)dd_molly_meets_a_playtime_pal.png
>>353043
No.353057
Anonymous
Replies:>>353058>>353059
>>353055
Fug, I guess I suck.
No.353058
Anonymous
>>353057
nah but your attitude sucks
No.353059
Anonymous
Replies:>>353060>>353064
Image:177743071298.png(276kB, 755x862)akita doorman (original character) drawn by blenderanon - 45f10ee89b982f851ffdbf0f046f701d.png
>>353057
No reason to be worried about a WIP: whatever you're working on is probably going to have as much similarity with what you've shown us as initial vs final Keeter
No.353060
Anonymous
Replies:>>353065
Image:177743179057.png(279kB, 473x755)purple wabbit.png
>>352977
Purple rabbit.

>>353059
God she was looking so rough for so long, I'm so glad the threads provided constructive criticism instead of just calling it shit lol.
No.353062
Anonymous
Replies:>>353109
Image:177743242182.png(115kB, 549x887)f8be5eb71b7a4758c41bffc40b982886.png
Molly must repay mankind for every life she took. One birth at a time.
No.353063
Anonymous
Effective immediately the 2025 lineup will be blended and made into soft drinks.
Thank you.
No.353064
Anonymous
>>353059
the fucked up uncanny keeter
No.353065
Anonymous
>>353060
I miss Beanpole Bonnie.
No.353066
Anonymous
Replies:>>353067
Image:177743361569.png(21kB, 470x282)f89c245d0c60906964459b165a696b6f.png
>"Beretta, this is good news. We can finally doodoo. We can be bees. This isn't your world, but we can be bees. This is good news. You can be a bee. You'll live like a bee, a pet."
No.353067
Anonymous
Image:177743390823.png(31kB, 700x480)1751262801190129.png
>>353066
>Dang it P!
No.353068
Anonymous
Replies:>>353072>>353075>>353080>>353104
Image:177743671193.jpg(580kB, 2048x2048)HG1jjJtbAAAfX8H.jpg
No.353069
Anonymous
Replies:>>353074>>353077
Mylo became a celibate monk, he is now immune to foids
No.353070
Anonymous
Replies:>>353071
Shart
No.353071
Anonymous
Replies:>>353073
>>353070
Take your passive aggressive downvotes back to Reddit, bitch.
No.353072
Anonymous
Replies:>>353082
>>353068
Sex with bratty drone bitches
No.353073
Anonymous
Replies:>>353110
Image:177743734235.png(935kB, 2480x3800)1697548177735577.png
>>353071
Or you know you could ignore them.
No.353074
Anonymous
Replies:>>353077
Image:177743794956.png(333kB, 1138x781)molly, molli, and mylo (original character) drawn by bunny - 655d8ea6c310341b9a3d90de4698c365.png
>>353069
No Mylo! Forbidden fruit tastes the sweeter!
No.353075
Anonymous
Replies:>>353076>>353122
Image:177743814141.jpg(283kB, 1022x1199)G_yDKCiXsAAv_w-.jpg
>>353068
Hey, who's that at the end of the hall...?
No.353076
Anonymous
>>353075
>It's Doll-
>"HI I'M SPONS"
No.353077
Anonymous
>>353069
>>353074
>Unfortunately for mylo, he's in the chan nebula where the drone monks are required to get fucked by human men
No.353078
Anonymous
Replies:>>353084>>353111
Image:177743935663.png(925kB, 1975x1083)Screenshot 2026-03-28 101339.png
>>352977
Had to wipe my computer recently due to some windows 11 related issues, but i was in the process of figuring out more blender stuff, ill probably be getting back into it this summer once my job schedule lightens a little
No.353079
Anonymous
Image:177743942977.png(355kB, 1220x920)177683216459.png
Cyn nibbles...
No.353080
Anonymous
>>353068
>on-model
based
No.353081
Anonymous
Replies:>>353085>>353086
Blackpill trvke: the reason everyone at school (so the premise of the promo bit goes) doesn't say shit to V but leave N out in the cold like the fucking dork he is is because no one's afraid of him. V gets her way because she still has no self-control and an all-consuming need to feel powerful and in control of her life, so everyone just goes along with her hoping that if they do they'll avoid getting murdered by an overcompensating rape victim. Meanwhile, N gets swirlies and his books slapped out of his hand because everyone knows he won't do shit.
No.353082
Anonymous
>>353072
So true
No.353083
Anonymous
Replies:>>353120
Image:177743986629.png(89kB, 701x503)Capture.PNG
>>352977
Cooking something up. Still not finished.
No.353084
Anonymous
>>353078
Bucket
No.353085
Anonymous
Replies:>>353087
Image:177744095853.png(1.67MB, 881x1566)Screenshot 2026-04-29 003440.png
>>353081
Counterpoint: I'd bet N being outside has more to do with the implications of pic-related and the how/why behind the grounding in question, especially since Uzi's distinctly INside(and therefore not hanging out with N) in the same short...
No.353086
Anonymous
Replies:>>353088>>353091
Image:177744136834.png(1.70MB, 876x1566)Screenshot 2026-04-29 003643.png
>>353081
V just has hot bitch privileges(Lizzy helps)
>inb4 everyone that could gainsay Lizzy is dead now
>effectively rules the school by default
>drones have no choice but to follow: what can they do about it? fight her endless stream of random super-murderers?
>as far as the Bunkerdrones are concerned it's the Lizzy's fanclub, Uzi's, that "owns" the MDs +"whatever the purple girl is"
No.353087
Anonymous
Replies:>>353089
>>353085
What are you getting at? Because I don't mean literally outside as in physically outside of a place.
No.353088
Anonymous
>>353086
>>inb4 everyone that could gainsay Lizzy is dead now
Except fucking Rachel.
No.353089
Anonymous
Replies:>>353090
Image:177744172998.png(1.40MB, 871x1551)Screenshot 2026-04-29 004623.png
>>353087
Well you see I do. Seemed worth noting that N's the ONLY interview performed outside the Bunker when taking into account that Uzi's currently "punished"(reasons unspecified)
No.353090
Anonymous
>>353089
What do you think happened?
No.353091
Anonymous
Image:177744217558.png(76kB, 454x527)anon and absolute solver (original character and 1 more) drawn by mercurialmorose - abe9d2c9a20f9d2c6def96b775294cc5.png
>>353086
>*not* Uzi's

Fuck I'm tired. And maybe retarded. Drones can wait till morning
No.353092
Anonymous
Replies:>>353093>>353096
Image:177744244485.png(143kB, 408x658)ShY.png
>Y when you accidentally nudge her stinger (It's very sensitive)
No.353093
Anonymous
Replies:>>353094>>353095>>353112>>353125
Image:177744374344.png(875kB, 1284x1200)serial designation n (murder drones) - 86bc1b7ae0158a84a1d07f5a8b13d511.png
>>353092
Also N when you nudge HIS stinger
>Uzi's enlarged it to ridiculous extents
>then beyond
>categorically refuses to let her boyfriend be stingermogged, no matter how how unhealthy Y's eating habits get
>one day he walks to your house(he can't fly anymore), begging on his hands and knees that you exercise her
>can (you) get Y /built/ before they're both more stinger than drone?
No.353094
Anonymous
>>353093
Ha you fool! I keep Y's stinger in optimal size (barely small enough to let her fly) by excessive stinger play, it's very easy to do with her hare trigger
No.353095
Anonymous
>>353093
Silly boy
No.353096
Anonymous
Replies:>>353097
>>353092
Awww
No.353097
Anonymous
Replies:>>353098>>353099
Image:177745164452.png(483kB, 818x1445)serial designation delta (original character) drawn by amyanon - f404bb28fe6c2493992c18054153dad5.png
>>353096
>the medic yearns for stingerplay
>and better leadership
>and for someone, anyone at all to hold him holy shit please
No.353098
Anonymous
Replies:>>353099
>>353097
He has Theta for two of these things tho
No.353099
Anonymous
Replies:>>353100
>>353097
bro brought the berserk pack with him
>>353098
oh yeah? then how come weve never seen any of it, hmm?
No.353100
Anonymous
>>353099
Because Amyanon wanted to draw Y and Phi more but there is at least one picture of Delta and Theta being lovey dovey
No.353101
Anonymous
Replies:>>353102
>>353040
>Necrophiliac Cuddles.
No.353102
Anonymous
Replies:>>353105
>>353101
But how do we make them painful?
No.353103
Anonymous
>>353049
I really love this art style, the cartoonish expressiveness and proportions are excellent.
No.353104
Anonymous
Image:177745628919.jpg(734kB, 1820x2048)73953722062048.jpg
>>353068
Funny thing is, Uzi's VA is the same one as Nicole from Class of '09 so this checks out kek.
No.353105
Anonymous
Image:177745654884.jpg(42kB, 500x558)Turn Around Lenny.jpg
>>353102
By having J do the cuddling and forcing him to enjoy it wether N likes it or not.
No.353106
Anonymous
Image:177745751504.png(599kB, 1073x1053)1768045411602.png
>>353032
Thank about it, anon.
No.353107
Anonymous
>>353038
There hasn't been a new part of Outpost 6 for a long time.
No.353108
Anonymous
Replies:>>353117
>>353048
A murderer remains a murderer, and sooner or later they will all pay for their crimes.
No.353109
Anonymous
Replies:>>353136
>>353062
>Disassembly Drones that obsessed with atonement for their sins against humanity
>Their sins are many, but fortunately, the machine's life is also long
>Their descendants will bear this cross with them, and they will not retreat
No.353110
Anonymous
>>353073
Kek, what a classic.
No.353111
Anonymous
>>353078
Cool.
No.353112
Anonymous
>>353093
Kek.
No.353113
Anonymous
Replies:>>353116
>You have a solver witch neighbor
>They take their core out of their chassis every night and sneak around the apartment complex's vents as a core crab
>All to sneak into your house and smooch you when you sleep
What do?
No.353114
Anonymous
Replies:>>353115
Pavo and a Quaquaval staring at each other in awe, having found their counterparts.
No.353115
Anonymous
>>353114
Pavo is way better though, most importantly you can fuck him and not have to fight furfag accusations
No.353116
Anonymous
>>353113
There's not really anything I can do.
No.353117
Anonymous
>>353108
she pays for her crimes in haunted dreams and saved lives
No.353118
Anonymous
Replies:>>353119>>353150
Image:177747073531.jpg(189kB, 600x923)IMG_1921.jpeg
today's the day
No.353119
Anonymous
Replies:>>353121
>>353118
N gets molested?
No.353120
Anonymous
Replies:>>353151
Image:177747100608.png(2.85MB, 2500x2000)comet hailey.png
>>353083
And finished.
No.353121
Anonymous
>>353119
N does the molesting around here.
No.353122
Anonymous
>>353075 (me)
Just noticed that, in addition to Doll in the background (and possibly in the foreground, judging from the black goo in and on that locker), Uzi has her eye bandaged over like after her iconic railgun blew up in her face.
No.353123
Anonymous
Replies:>>353126>>353127
This place is dead as fuck
No.353124
Anonymous
Replies:>>353128
Anon was gangcuddled in dronetown for wearing droneface
No.353125
Anonymous
Image:177747496171.png(475kB, 1750x1163)173179459626.png
>>353093
>Uzi's eyes turning to hearts as her boytoy walks into the classroom
>the other students cupping their heads in their hands at the squeal of metal on metal as N sqeezes his stinger into the room
>dust and debris raining down on the class as N finally pulls his fat stinger and half of the classroom wall through the door
>N gives an awkward giggle and half-hearted wave before sauntering over to his desk, accidentally crushing the two drones behind him beneath a glowing yellow cylinder as he sits down
>this is why everyone hates him now
No.353126
Anonymous
Replies:>>353152
>>353123
Neet drone in need of correction detected! Shouldn't you be making dinner for your human? You're obviously not doing any work you bratty neet bot you
No.353127
Anonymous
Replies:>>353171
>>353123
It's a weekday, faggot.
Most people have lives outside of here.
No.353128
Anonymous
Replies:>>353129
Image:177747584487.jpg(364kB, 1066x1600)IMG_7240-001.jpg
>>353124
What constitutes as droneface? Things like Picrel?
No.353129
Anonymous
Replies:>>353130
Image:177747672466.gif(29kB, 112x112)175696651667.gif
>>353128
Please don't let my wif(E) see you in that getup, she's already had her snack (1 banana pudding cup) for the day
No.353130
Anonymous
>>353129
Why would she 'eat' my 'banana'? Shes your wife.
No.353131
Anonymous
Replies:>>353134>>353137>>353138>>353139>>353153>>353193>>353196
Image:177747849060.png(293kB, 879x1241)The curse of having a big butt.png
>Holly wonder one thing that plague her mind
>Why do John drones have a fatass?
>Like sure she knows why their big. She did saw the blue prints but why not compress them like she did with her sentinel drones?
>Which got hwr wondering : "Can a ass be lethal?"
>Only one way to find out
No.353132
Anonymous
Image:177747859294.gif(1.24MB, 300x245)The 'O Brien Bitch Slap.gif
>ESL
No.353134
Anonymous
Replies:>>353135
>>353131
I need both of them to sit on my face until i die
No.353135
Anonymous
>>353134
I don't think Arrow's ever taken a bath. Probably afraid of water.
No.353136
Anonymous
Replies:>>353140
Image:177748095409.png(2.26MB, 2000x2550)serial designation n, serial designation j, serial designation v, and tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by starryvorkutlager - 14d4c67a56046947799680e81207a4d0.png
>>353109
>their descendants

Oy vey dronim: remember the hundred billion! You and only you can be held responsible for actions taken decades before you were born, and you are a BAD PERSON if you don't spend your life making up for sins you've never committed!

Hundreds of years of slavery? Drones treated like appliances? Such complete disregard for drone lives and personhood that the resulting mass-deaths DIRECTLY INSPIRED the corpse-spires in the first place? You can't possibly blame Humans for that: JCJenson made them do it!

And 50 years ago is ancient history anyway...
No.353137
Anonymous
>>353131
ITAnon sama... I kneel... My third leg is making this very difficult
No.353138
Anonymous
Replies:>>353198
>>353131
Arrow impregnation I’m afraid
No.353139
Anonymous
>>353131
Fatty
No.353140
Anonymous
Replies:>>353156
Image:177748168704.jpg(1.07MB, 980x1641)anon (original character) drawn by fugueanon - b33b90a55e6193e42773bd2dd52c3c0f.jpg
>>353136
THE UNION IS SECRETLY RUN BY HUMANS!!!

THE SENTINEL'S HUSBANDOS ARE THE REAL POWER IN GOVERNMENT, NOT OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS! PLEASE YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME BEFORE THE-
No.353141
Anonymous
Replies:>>353143>>353149>>353185
Image:177748174658.jpg(189kB, 1500x1110)4d024968a6a994bb3795d18a9426d6a0.jpg
>why do all solver drones and lifeforms (especially the boys) have huge, fat asses?
>it's a mystery
No.353142
Anonymous
Replies:>>353145
Image:177748181164.jpg(1.26MB, 1698x930)Spoiler image
>Are they being autistic fags about "Muh Union! Muh Fedslop!" again?
>"Yes."
>Domp eet.
No.353143
Anonymous
Replies:>>353144
Image:177748199238.png(261kB, 1910x1602)uzi doorman (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - 48c503df556aaa3edcd9f9222c43476c.png
>>353141
>not all...
No.353144
Anonymous
Replies:>>353149
>>353143
Solver witches are the ones who get sat on by big boy butt.
No.353145
Anonymous
Replies:>>353147>>353165
Image:177748217533.png(354kB, 515x706)AvrageUnionCitizen.png
>>353142
>T. Nanotrasen shill
Don't you have a black hole to fall into or a cargo revolution to lose?
No.353146
Anonymous
Replies:>>353148
Image:177748238112.png(549kB, 1707x1700)Bellend.png
>>352977
Sure, even more >>351552 of Hornet's misadventures in Pharloom
No.353147
Anonymous
Replies:>>353168
Image:177748243469.png(10kB, 809x521)Tiger Assassin.png
>>353145
>SS13tard
You're even worse. Prepare for your socks to be made soggy.
No.353148
Anonymous
Replies:>>353155
Image:177748261696.png(1.64MB, 3000x3000)serial designation g (original character) drawn by amyanon - b354c390707fb933ab1f897f1abb60ee.png
>>353146
Have you gotten to THE LORE yet?
No.353149
Anonymous
Image:177748266290.jpg(50kB, 850x876)IMG_1132.jpeg
>>353141
>>353144
trve
No.353150
Anonymous
Replies:>>353154
>>353118
This is sad.
No.353151
Anonymous
>>353120
Cool.
No.353152
Anonymous
>>353126
Kek.
No.353153
Anonymous
>>353131
A juicy ass is a blessing, Pavo will confirm.
No.353154
Anonymous
>>353150
can't be worse than issue 2, right?
...right?
No.353155
Anonymous
Replies:>>353159>>353195
Image:177748310469.png(295kB, 1926x1757)Butterfly effect.png
>>353148
>That butterfly looks like crap because it just got smacked with a crozier, not because I suck at drawing or anything like that.

>>353148
Not really, Silksong is brutal compared to Hollow Knight. Likewise I also don't know whether there is any deepest lore(tm) to that one random butterfly that freed Hornet from her cage in the intro. Although, if the cage was really that fragile how did it not break sooner?
No.353156
Anonymous
Image:177748314658.png(310kB, 650x623)1768045411692.png
>>353140
Everything is as it should be.
No.353157
Anonymous
Replies:>>353158
Image:177748329101.png(326kB, 911x755)police.png
Remember, impersonating a police officer is a offense punishable by law
No.353158
Anonymous
>>353157
Especially if they have a funny hat.
No.353159
Anonymous
Image:177748366404.png(1.53MB, 3000x3000)murder drones - 483cab86042c6112fcd13555f718bd67.png
>>353155
Well good luck, especially if you're trying to 100% out of the gate: the "sealed sibling" equivelant is easier(by comparison), but still brutal in its own way and I can't imagine trying to push through everything right out of the gate.
No.353160
Anonymous
Replies:>>353161
Image:177748370826.jpg(181kB, 1401x1289)57a14ed7cbb1f9561977f8c0da29ad8aa5abda67.jpg
Drones with fancy decals.
No.353161
Anonymous
Replies:>>353162>>353166>>353167
>>353160
At this point literally any other robot girl is sexier than a drone.
No.353162
Anonymous
Replies:>>353163>>353164>>353470
Image:177748391773.png(362kB, 777x755)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by bunny - c20f7478937b4a27056abe5a4911003d.png
>>353161
How could you say that to your jobber? Look at her: she's buying a skinjob conversion now!
No.353163
Anonymous
>>353162
>Skinjob
Ew, get it away from me.
No.353164
Anonymous
>>353162
How to protect your bank card from Jober.
Step one: Set up a captcha.
No.353165
Anonymous
>>353145
Cargonia isn't real. Any and all notion is real will be met with deadly force by Deathsquad operatives.
No.353166
Anonymous
Replies:>>353170
>>353161
Look at this freak pervert.
No.353167
Anonymous
Replies:>>353170
Image:177748464510.png(2.68MB, 2893x3391)177351678087.png
>>353161
Are you gay?
No.353168
Anonymous
Replies:>>353169
Image:177748465867.gif(126kB, 300x300)average shitcurity.gif
>>353147
C'mere, clown.
No.353169
Anonymous
>>353168
Talking to your reflection won't change anything.
I'm still gonna make your pillow lose its feathers.
No.353170
Anonymous
Image:177748493483.jpg(37kB, 560x326)Go my robot car alien.jpg
>>353166
Damn right I'm a pervert.
>>353167
No but NFags are.
No.353171
Anonymous
Replies:>>353173
>>353127
I'm at college right now.
No.353173
Anonymous
Replies:>>353174
>>353171
Then quit goofing off and get back to studying.
No.353174
Anonymous
Replies:>>353176>>353177
>>353173
drone posting is more fun. Also, I have breaks in-between classes. The only downside is I have to share my dorm, which heavily fucks with my schizoid personality disorder.
No.353175
Anonymous
Pavo's ass
No.353176
Anonymous
>>353174
Condolences, I have that same thing
Even with people I genuinely like, too long exposure drives me up the wall for no goddamn reason
No.353177
Anonymous
Replies:>>353228
>>353174
>I have to share my dorm
Man, I like to complain about my commute to collage and then I remember the alternative is living in a container away from my warhammer models and not eating meals made by my mom
No.353178
Anonymous
Replies:>>353179>>353181>>353184>>353197
Image:177748977521.png(44kB, 555x465)Illustration2.png
suddenly appeared on the booru
No.353179
Anonymous
Replies:>>353180>>353182
>>353178
Whomst reading the paper?
No.353180
Anonymous
Image:177749044149.png(329kB, 1200x1259)akita doorman (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - 470b213f33e2f708378a0c8bfeb58de7.png
>>353179
Can't be Keeter(no head-eyes)
No.353181
Anonymous
Replies:>>353199
Image:177749059691.png(115kB, 505x503)Uziemp.png
>>353178
>Keeter has to do lewd photo shoots for money
Stay in school kids, sometimes you can't even clutch the nepotism hire if your mom is the god queen of the planet
No.353182
Anonymous
Replies:>>353183
Image:177749075516.png(1.20MB, 3000x3281)Oofie.png
>>353179
other femanon's chud nerd son
> DD arms + similar hair + short
No.353183
Anonymous
Image:177749114394.jpg(245kB, 1165x1200)serial designation v (murder drones) - 7987dcfe1df6e3f1dc9da0c65e4e123e.jpg
>>353182
Then how no optic band? It's not like he's wearing a hat...
No.353184
Anonymous
Replies:>>353186
>>353178
I miss everyone
No.353185
Anonymous
Replies:>>353187
>>353141
It's so she can watch both sets of cheeks jiggle when she watches her slaves fuck
No.353186
Anonymous
>>353184
Die
No.353187
Anonymous
Image:177749138642.jpg(51kB, 1024x800)AdapteredCyn.jpg
>>353185
CYN! REMOVE THE BOOBS AND ASS FROM DRONES YOU CURSED YOU FIEND! I WANT SMOOTH FLAT SURFACES!
No.353188
Anonymous
Replies:>>353189
Image:177749155354.png(1.32MB, 2835x2850)sexY.png
>Anon Ich zink you should spend ze drei points to make zat weapon master krafted to get zat to-hit re-roll
No.353189
Anonymous
Replies:>>353190
>>353188
I'll chance everything on the assault fire against the enemy's invuln save, thanks.
No.353190
Anonymous
Replies:>>353191
Image:177749195922.png(702kB, 2000x1475)PunkY.png
>>353189
>Anon zis is not ze fucking narrative event, that's next month, zis is ze tournament with 1K $ in store credit on ze line, get your head in the game
The 2v2 tournament has 12 teams participating, each consists of an Anon and Y
No.353191
Anonymous
Replies:>>353192
>>353190
>spoiler
That isn't a tournament. That's just schizophrenia.
No.353192
Anonymous
Replies:>>353194
Image:177749228175.png(218kB, 518x904)Shizo.png
>>353191
No, X is the store owner's drone
No.353193
Anonymous
>>353131
I have a suggestion for chair
Vergil's Chairyoutube thumb
No.353194
Anonymous
>>353192
So it *is* schizophrenia.
No.353195
Anonymous
>>353155
Yes, there is some deep lore to the butterfly.
You find it in the "white ward" area.
No.353196
Anonymous
>>353131
Cat Playing the Bongosyoutube thumb
No.353197
Anonymous
>>353178
Where can I buy this magazine?!
No.353198
Anonymous
>>353138
be not afraid
No.353199
Anonymous
Replies:>>353200
>>353181
>Meanwhile, Beretta has to make ends meet by being a bee.
>This is good news.
No.353200
Anonymous
>>353199
Is that like the one YTP everyone knows to quote besides Fesh Pince and No Meal for 'ol Beal?
No.353201
Anonymous
Replies:>>353202>>353203>>353204
Image:177749454769.png(723kB, 1170x1881)arrow ceatura.png
where is she
one of you has to have this comic by now
No.353202
Anonymous
Replies:>>353338
>>353201
In the incinerator. Where all the silly goobers go!
No.353203
Anonymous
Replies:>>353205
>>353201
In my bed, she got eepy
No.353204
Anonymous
Image:177749499834.jpg(83kB, 600x500)fairy.jpg
>>353201
Secretly keeping a blind old man company when his family leaves for the day.
No.353205
Anonymous
>>353203
Did you put cork on her tail? She's going to rip up your sheets.
No.353206
Anonymous
Replies:>>353208>>353216
Liam wrote the latest episode of his wife's show
>Pixie Park - Episode 13 - Pixieweenyoutube thumb
No.353207
Anonymous
Replies:>>353209>>353217>>353222
Image:177749758035.png(118kB, 770x623)177581183880.png
>Dr. Holly explaining why locking N and Pavo in a room with an unlimited supply of lube is actually important for the war effort
>her assistant, one Ms. Fujodrone, nods along as she drools all over her clipboard
No.353208
Anonymous
Image:177749790696.png(110kB, 446x475)CosplaY.png
>>353206
> his wife's show
Oh man, I need to finish up with my juggernauts and go to sleep, I read that as his wife's son and had to double take
No.353209
Anonymous
Replies:>>353210>>353229
>>353207
>nothing lewd happens, unfortunately
>"Hey buddy!"
>"Good morning saar."
No.353210
Anonymous
Replies:>>353214>>353218
>>353209
Oy vey! We established chink Pavo, I demand you redo your shitepost with the appropriate low effort bait
No.353211
Anonymous
Replies:>>353212>>353215>>353259
Video + 🎵:177749844688.mp4(10.17MB / 0:01:10 / h264+aac, 1138x640)Aye yo colt you trying to steal cyns girl.mp4
Some tomdachi life on my island that I was able to do some quick recordings
>1/3
No.353212
Anonymous
Replies:>>353213>>353221
Video + 🎵:177749849962.mp4(1.51MB / 0:00:30 / h264+aac, 1138x640)AY YO COLT, JOHN!.mp4
>>353211
>2/3
No.353213
Anonymous
Replies:>>353215>>353220>>353322
Video + 🎵:177749860773.mp4(1.98MB / 0:00:45 / h264+aac, 1138x640)NOPE! NOPE! THOUSAND TIMES NOPE!.mp4
>>353212
>3/3
And I swear to fuck if they have a system where a mii can develop feelings for the opposite sex despite putting preference on what they like, then whats the entire point of giving them a preference then. Fucking weird shit goin on at nintendo i swear to glob
No.353214
Anonymous
>>353210
Chinks and SEAmonkeys are two different things. Moreover, we never established whether Pavo is an Indian peacock or a green peacock.
>meanwhile, in another timeline, SEAmonkey Pavo is getting extremely racist with N like that one Indonesian who that one Estonian thought he could out-racist
No.353215
Anonymous
Replies:>>353224>>353232
>>353211
>Cyn presents Jane with B (Forma the cake)
>Jane's solver slave conditioning kicks in and she wags her tail for master
>Colt is left cucked and has to suffer an eternity waging at JC Burger

>>353213
Based bing bang wahoo man company promoting reproduction and keeter fucking
No.353216
Anonymous
>>353206
Yay
No.353217
Anonymous
>>353207
SCIENCE!
No.353218
Anonymous
Replies:>>353219
>>353210
I need Pavo in a tight Chinese dress to highlight his hot curves.
No.353219
Anonymous
>>353218
>Chinks and SEAmonkeys are two different things
No.353220
Anonymous
Replies:>>353225
Image:177749989245.png(26kB, 381x300)2026-04-29_14-57.png
>>353213
Akita has that effect on people
No.353221
Anonymous
Image:177750006277.png(699kB, 3768x3871)cyn, tessa james elliot, and absolute solver (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by brrf-anon - f5ebeeee59ce86990e90154bded6d45b.png
>>353212
>Colt understands his aunt perfectly now
>soon he will be chud no more!
>soon...
No.353222
Anonymous
Replies:>>353223>>353230
>>353207
>Pavo converts N to Catholicism
>"I'm surprised that actually worked. I was going to kill him if he didn't pick up on the concept of sin," says Pavo
>Cyn groans and slaps her head as she spots the little cross appear next to N's status monitor
>That's gonna take FOREVER to brainwash out
No.353223
Anonymous
>>353222
Pavo defeated God in the name of GOD!
No.353224
Anonymous
Replies:>>353226
>>353215
Jane as Cyns pupper girl kinda goes hard, id love to see it
No.353225
Anonymous
>>353220
fact
No.353226
Anonymous
Replies:>>353227>>353235
Image:177750068842.jpg(35kB, 850x562)JaneFreako2.jpg
>>353224
>pupper girl
Our drawfags really have a strong influence huh? But why do they like petplay so much?
No.353227
Anonymous
>>353226
Its hot
also Jane has always been a slave cutist, so animal portrayals make sense
No.353228
Anonymous
>>353177
Still eating home cooked meals by parents? Based.
No.353229
Anonymous
>>353209
The answer is to turn Techanon into a Drone and let Pavo have his way
No.353230
Anonymous
Image:177750102180.png(3.15MB, 1662x2387)4841171281962.jpg
>>353222
Catholic N oddly enough fits him imo, I would be kinda scared to let him do my baptism though kek.
No.353231
Anonymous
Replies:>>353242>>353245>>353248
Is there a non-"GRUG SEE WU-MON, GRUG WANT MAKE BABY GRUG WITH WU-MON!" reason that Jane is so successful as a conceptual parasite?
No.353232
Anonymous
Image:177750127738.gif(108kB, 634x528)crying-panda.gif
>>353215
If we apply thread lore to this, Jane and Cyn relationship is fucked up (in a hot way)
>Cyn and Jane slave to masterrelationship goes all the way to stockholm
>Cyn petting Janes hair with a leash on her
>Cyn getting Jane to call her C
>Cyn actually likes her or this is her fucking with her, but Jane genuinely loves her now
>Janes rebellious nature completely shattered, she is now just Cyns mindbroken slave
No.353233
Anonymous
If jane is cyns puppy girl, would she have rat features and boggle her eyes out of joy instead of the normal puppy girl sutff
No.353234
Anonymous
Replies:>>353236>>353244>>353246>>353249
Image:177750132335.jpg(100kB, 631x480)1713540132385679.jpg
>be preistdrone
>inna confession booth
>you hear the heavy thump and strained servos of overstressed industrial machinery approach the booth
>the reinforced adamantine seat (installed after a previous incident) still creaks ponderously as the parish's biggest booty alights atop it
>tfw pavo is here to tell you about the trillion times he's computed lewd thoughts between him and his technician since the last time he was here
No.353235
Anonymous
Replies:>>353238
>>353226
Women.
Or trannies.
No.353236
Anonymous
>>353234
>Not a single thing he did is a sin
>Not even the gay stuff since this is a neo new age religion
>You're pretty sure he's just running the ideas he has for spicing up the bedroom by you to see if he doesn't overestimate his partners constitution
No.353237
Anonymous
Replies:>>353239>>353240>>353251>>353260
Image:177750216838.jpg(853kB, 2600x2600)E Love.jpg
Time for some qualitE
No.353238
Anonymous
Replies:>>353241
>>353235
I'm pretty sure Amyanon is neither of those and he is the #1 woman on a leash producer
No.353239
Anonymous
>>353237
Nice seeing E agian.
EAnon, are you the original artist for >>352932?
No.353240
Anonymous
>>353237
Loving and Clanging E! Not the sugar slut, I know she's a corporate shill and I don't want the diabetus
No.353241
Anonymous
>>353238
We'll never know for sure.
Mwahahaha!
No.353242
Anonymous
Replies:>>353243
>>353231
Spite.
No.353243
Anonymous
Image:177750313667.gif(49kB, 553x690)pantsp.gif
>>353242
No.353244
Anonymous
>>353234
>"Forgive me father for I have shidded and farded."

>"What?"
>The booth is then vacated for the next three days except for when the anti-odor bombs need to be set off.
No.353245
Anonymous
Replies:>>353247
Image:177750410184.png(153kB, 1261x665)jane the human and abby (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - 2aa4a3a0af79d6638837a7f179b09e86.png
>>353231
Dedicated drawfag: (you) could do the same for any character if you kept making content for them
No.353246
Anonymous
Replies:>>353252
>>353234
He does this because he wants to confess about the things he's done to DDs, because he knows it's wrong, but can't bring himself to inflict such trauma on the poor priest. So he switches up and talks about being gay.
No.353247
Anonymous
Replies:>>353250
>>353245
The whiners never, EVER create anything.
No.353248
Anonymous
>>353231
is there a non"AAAAA PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THING" Reason for why you're such a faggot
No.353249
Anonymous
>>353234
>"Holy Father, I have sinned."
>"My slave, you came yesterday, for the sake of Jesus Christ the Savior and the Holy Mother of God, please come next Sunday: I can no longer listen to the obscenity you present with poor Techanon."
>"If that's your wish."
>"Oh, thanks."
>"Then can I confess my already committed sins with Techanon?"
>"I can no longer endure these tests of faith..."
No.353250
Anonymous
Replies:>>353253
>>353247
>inb4 "NO BRO TRUST ME BRO I TOTALLY WRITEFAG LIKE AALLLLL THE TIME BUT I'M NOT GONNA PROVE IT"
No.353251
Anonymous
>>353237
YAYYYY!
No.353252
Anonymous
>>353246
>"Holy Father, I killed five disassembly drones this week. I tore off the wings of one and stuck them in his core, I nailed the second to a cross and waited for the sun to rise, I threw the third at the fourth so fast they shattered on impact, and I incinerated the fifth with a flash."
>"..."
>"Why are you silent, Holy Father?"
>"I'm waiting for you to stop talking about politics and start confessing."
No.353253
Anonymous
Replies:>>353254>>353255>>353258
>>353250
Sorry I don't want to be harrassed every time I post something. Prick.
No.353254
Anonymous
Replies:>>353257
>>353253
oh cry me a fuckin river, threadshitter
No.353255
Anonymous
Replies:>>353256>>353257
Image:177750631874.png(120kB, 407x273)1640965394498.png
>>353253
>Jane posters are like 2 guys and only do it for spite!
>But if it said who I was I would be cast out like a leper by the whole thread
lmao XcI
No.353256
Anonymous
>>353255
>>Jane posters are like 2 guys and only do it for spite!
I never said either of those things.
>the whole thread
No, just gooners like you.
No.353257
Anonymous
>>353254
>>353255
God, just ignore, let him continue to be offended by anons who discuss Jane, it’s his right as a mentally disabled person
No.353258
Anonymous
Replies:>>353263
>>353253
You are a writefag, nobody gives enough of a shit to recognize you or your works.
No.353259
Anonymous
>>353211
You made the Janer cute, she should look crusty and pathetic
No.353260
Anonymous
Replies:>>353261
>>353237
E has shown so much love for her boss, when is her boss going to give her a kiss??
No.353261
Anonymous
>>353260
>[Come over. And give me a big. Wet, sloppy kiss. E.]
No.353262
Anonymous
Replies:>>353264
All male drones are deep down faggots that crave human cock
Nori has walked in on khan "analysing" the men on those firefighter calenders
No.353263
Anonymous
Replies:>>353265
>>353258
I’d say assuming he’s a writefag is a parsec long stretch, so far as I’ve ever been able to tell all this nigger writes is tantrums that lower thread quality and I don’t think that should be counted.
I think only dinofag was a more valueless harmful loser.
No.353264
Anonymous
Image:177750978285.jpg(77kB, 896x1024)nori doorman and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - c808d3290e9ae34ca5a285d6ea8dc49f.jpg
>>353262
>implying that "built different" doesn't extend to being built wrong as well
>implying that only Nori and Uzi were abnormal by drone standards
>implying that Khan would even consider a human not named "Norman" post-marriage, for reasons of fidelity if nothing else
No.353265
Anonymous
>>353263
Cope.
No.353266
Anonymous
Replies:>>353273>>353275
Comic issue 3?
No.353267
Anonymous
Replies:>>353274>>353277
I've been tempted to post a list of greens I've written myself, but then you'll all realize that it's one guy writing Pavo.

Not really, there's plenty of talented writefags writing him, but I'll admit that I've done much more than my fair share of peacock talk.
No.353268
Anonymous
Replies:>>353269
Image:177751218668.png(605kB, 636x627)Joblin.png
Packaged Joblin
https://x.com/TweeYapper/status/2049478024597475814
No.353269
Anonymous
Replies:>>353271
>>353268
Vacuum sealed to keep the Joblin fresh.
Steve1989MREInfo's nicest hissesyoutube thumb
No.353270
Anonymous
Replies:>>353337>>353339
Image:177751279332.jpg(106kB, 1000x1300)1768045412311.jpeg
Attention! This message must be read by all personnel without exception!

I can't help but notice that our employees are staring at the drones. Comrades, I repeat: I don't care what say from above, nor do I care that these things are now "citizens" and they are "feeling." These are industrial equipment, period. If you have an itch, then order yourself a prostitute, because any interaction with industrial equipment outside the operating instructions will be punishable by a fine.

Update

Outside the NORMAL operating instructions, the instructions I gave you, damn it!
No.353271
Anonymous
>>353269
>this, but it's the jobblin hissing before she scampers out of her bag and sinks her fags into your hand
>it's nothing personal- after so many months inside the bag, she must feed
>plus the taste of your blood will bond your joblin and you
No.353272
Anonymous
Replies:>>353289
Image:177751301962.png(718kB, 566x510)1523974968321.png
Bonnie and Abby would be more popular if they interacted with drones and not exclusively associated with military lesbians and mutantslop.
No.353273
Anonymous
>>353266
no rips on the sites I use
No.353274
Anonymous
>>353267
I've always thought there are a few talented writefags who are writing best greens about Pavo, like the one about the underground operation, the recent Techanon dronification, and many other hot greens. And then there are anons like me: those who write short, not very meaningful, but quite funny greens.

I think a list would be nice in the sense that we could say "so you wrote this one? cool," but if you want to remain anonymous, then yeah, it's better not to.
No.353275
Anonymous
Replies:>>353276>>353279
>>353266
I don't give a shit anymore, this will be crap, I don't believe they will improve.
No.353276
Anonymous
>>353275
I know they're gonna be garbage but it's entertaining to watch how bad they manage to fuck it up so long as I don't have to pay for it
No.353277
Anonymous
Replies:>>353278
>>353267
So you never actually contribute anything and are just making up being a writefag? Name all the Pavo greens you wrote or I'll know you're a liar.
No.353278
Anonymous
Replies:>>353282
>>353277
seeeeeethe
No.353279
Anonymous
Replies:>>353280
>>353275
Me too, but i am now locked into making fun of it. Like wanting the cars to crash.
No.353280
Anonymous
Image:177751498378.jpg(32kB, 353x484)HHFfYdQawAAtw83.jpeg
>>353279
From what little I've seen, it's... distinct. At least
No.353281
Anonymous
Image:177751506904.jpg(104kB, 1024x695)1726412904010530m.jpg
No.353282
Anonymous
>>353278
... Does anyone have the "YES I MAD" edit of that TF2 comic panel? Can't find it when I image search for it.
No.353283
Anonymous
Replies:>>353284>>353286>>353288
Image:177751537881.png(254kB, 675x612)1740675567013987.png
Where's the drone pussy
No.353284
Anonymous
Replies:>>353285
>>353283
No such thing. Accept superior bottom plate and doll pelvises.
No.353285
Anonymous
Replies:>>353287
Image:177751556453.png(373kB, 598x628)172563478522.png
>>353284
w h e r e i s t h e d r o n e p u s s y
No.353286
Anonymous
Replies:>>353291
Image:177751562615.jpg(529kB, 4032x3024)176152453183.jpg
>>353283
Dont' worry. I know how to get some.
No.353287
Anonymous
Replies:>>353291
Image:177751564018.png(1.11MB, 601x1245)173722502861.png
>>353285
It's not fucking canon.
No.353288
Anonymous
Replies:>>353291>>353292
Image:177751568806.jpg(160kB, 744x637)jane the human and foderri (original character and 1 more) drawn by pocketsteaks - 0739e2011b159938f1522665f1c5ea68.jpg
>>353283
Here, if the boner can withstand
No.353289
Anonymous
Replies:>>353290
>>353272
but, that's their setting. And they're both dead long before the events of copper9
No.353290
Anonymous
Replies:>>353296
>>353289
Maybe their setting is inherently flawed.
No.353291
Anonymous
Replies:>>353293>>353295>>353300>>353303
Image:177751631170.png(365kB, 1850x1387)174183833435.png
>>353286
Awful second-hand goods. Get rid of it.
>>353287
Don't care faggot. SHOW ME THE DRONE PUSSY.
>>353288
Totally fucking rotten. Shame on you and your ancestors!


Fine. I'll post it myself.
No.353292
Anonymous
>>353288
Beretta's mean girl friend Janer
No.353293
Anonymous
Replies:>>353294
>>353291
If you had some all along why were you begging for it?
No.353294
Anonymous
>>353293
Because there needs to be MORE
No.353295
Anonymous
Image:177751662131.png(139kB, 1697x631)766c36ebad1f121c7a5fcbf76bb7645b.png
>>353291
You're going to get more drussy that you bargain for.
No.353296
Anonymous
Replies:>>353297>>353310
>>353290
Nah, Solver War is based
No.353297
Anonymous
>>353296
It's generic as fuark and doesn't really take advantage of MD's setting.
No.353298
Anonymous
Replies:>>353305
Image:177751729482.jpg(36kB, 900x1200)GXsYp6eakAEdggv.jpg
Re: Post-Good Ending, I imagine Uzi spent a lot of the earliest days post-realizing what being a god is really gonna be like now, before it finally dawned on her that she had no choice but to grow the fuck up, actively fighting the urge to feel empathy for people outside of her fanclub.
No.353299
Anonymous
Replies:>>353301>>353312>>353317
Image:177751741461.png(48kB, 1589x240)The Cruiser.png
It's a bit fun trying to sift through the booru and find things I wrote. Some of these I had to read through to remember. Obviously not an exhaustive list but here's the booru post numbers for the greens I've done, starting with the Pavosts.
>9733 (psycho)
>10533 (molly fan)
>10823 (this is the deep cover one you all seem to like)
>11340 (worker)
>13811 (gay sex)
>13856 (anti-bloodplay)
>13974 (gay niggas kissing)
>14251 (bad ending)
>15836 (garbage day)
>15977 (book club)
>18032 (pi day)
>>343027
>>349655

And some of the non-fagbot stories I've written, but hardly all:
>Anon and AC's Homoerotic Trucking Adventure (wow what a surprise)
>2391 (melody)
>3188 (U-U suicidal anon)
>3193 (U-U sex)
>6915 (U-U goose war)
>8909 (U-U quiz, specifically 71787)
>13816 (U-U agriworld)
I also wrote pic related, I like it.
No.353300
Anonymous
Replies:>>353302
>>353291
>ARMN
>possibly Armanda
>one who is loved
HNGGG
No.353301
Anonymous
>>353299
Good stuff anon
No.353302
Anonymous
Image:177751800001.jpg(231kB, 1079x602)Screenshot_20260429_215901_YouTube.jpg
>>353300
>STATUS: NO EFFECT
>the Solver loved her to the Core
No.353303
Anonymous
Replies:>>353304
Image:177751897173.png(190kB, 336x572)teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - d61a45090a5c5fd5d79f1062315d0ebe.png
>>353291
>monstrous Solver-creature snatch
>barely even artificial, much less drone

Shame be upon you Anon. Corrective units are dispatched and en-route
No.353304
Anonymous
Replies:>>353306>>353313
>>353303
>Chose the worst one to send
No.353305
Anonymous
Image:177751911173.png(978kB, 1291x1157)l2ow5w.png
>>353298
>Cyn tries to manipulate/corrupt Uzi into becoming a malevolent ruler of the Post-Canon drone society
>Uzi goes out of her way to be a benevolent, albeit bitchy, leader just to spite Cyn for all the Post-Canon trouble she's caused (and keeps causing)
No.353306
Anonymous
Replies:>>353307
Image:177752034253.png(698kB, 1073x1053)anon and teli (original character) drawn by ja-sin - a0c63baeacaf9c096db3f19f81c03bb2.png
>>353304
>the worst

HAH, shows what you know: by the time she's through with him Anon will understand the value of REAL drone adaptors made by HUMAN hands, not the semibiological amalgams of the enemy! Soon he won't even be able to THINK of sex without picturing the glorious human mechanic behind every handcrafted upgrade!

Oh, and the Solverdrone's dying too I guess. Probably. She might just scare it off if that gets her to Anon faster...
No.353307
Anonymous
Image:177752061697.gif(3.83MB, 1280x870)1718496295341927.gif
>>353306
Why are you dumb
No.353308
Anonymous
>be you, drone anon
>funposting on BNKRchan
>doll rips your door off with her spooky magic no one talks about because she scares everyone
>[Are you the son of a bitch that said that the space soviet union deserved to fail horribly like it did?!]
"...Yes."

>you were found in the infirmary with lipstick marks all over your face, a cracked visor, bite marks all over and dented hips
No.353309
Anonymous
Replies:>>353314
I wanna kiss uzi and die from how bad she stinks
No.353310
Anonymous
>>353296
I love this setting, I've written so many greens about it.
No.353311
Anonymous
Replies:>>353315
I want to hang out with Rachel so we can both be two hated losers who can only find comfort with each other.
No.353312
Anonymous
>>353299
I myself fell in love with Pavo after some of these greens, good work, anon.
No.353313
Anonymous
Image:177752441813.png(376kB, 736x621)455ae60e07df34558b555df1bbf8789a.png
>>353304
Then I'll take the hit!
No.353314
Anonymous
>>353309
>"Man has the right to dream." - Anonymous
No.353315
Anonymous
>>353311
Rachel's not a hated loser, she's Lizzy's rival.
No.353316
Anonymous
Replies:>>353320
Rachel is a slut and you can't hide it!
No.353317
Anonymous
Replies:>>353329
>>353299
> AC anon wrote a ton of Pavo and U-U
Oh shit, for real?
Niceu
No.353318
Anonymous
Replies:>>353319
Pidge getting kissed on the cheek!
No.353319
Anonymous
>>353318
a peck, if you will
No.353320
Anonymous
>>353316
Yes I can.
>drapes camo tarp over Rachel
Now what bithc?
No.353321
Anonymous
Thalia is the cutest girl on Copper-9
No.353322
Anonymous
Replies:>>353323>>353324>>353359
>>353213
>Akita wants to be pretty so she can then be popular.
>Her subconscious thoughts cause her body to mutate a mind altering pheromone gland.
>The drones are, of course, immune to this.
>The only people who are affected are John and Jane.
No.353323
Anonymous
Replies:>>353359
>>353322
Keeter scentplay is required
No.353324
Anonymous
>>353322
This sounds like a chapter of Franken Fran
No.353325
Anonymous
Replies:>>353326>>353327
Image:177752894453.png(500kB, 920x1654)176588805403.png
>"Many people told me: “I can't imagine how hard it is to raise a child without a mother.”
>"Others added: “Who helped you raise a baby?”
>"Still others whispered: “You must have thought about giving him up many times, huh?”
>"Still others chimed in: "Is it really true that not a single soul was found willing to shelter two lonely male hearts?”
>"Still others even claimed me: “How terrible a man are you if a mother abandoned her child?!”
>"But you know WHAT?!"
>"NOT ONE!"
>"Not one of these bastards can even imagine what I had to go through!"
>"When you have a baby in your arms, two dollars in your pocket, and all your relatives have been devoured by fucking Robo Satan!"
>"You think the fucking government helped me?!"
>"HA, and again HA!"
>"They threw me a nickel like a dog and told me to figure it out myself!"
>"But you know what ELSE?!"
>"I DID IT!"
>"I planted a tree when everyone around wanted to die!"
>"I built a house when the world was falling apart!"
>"I raised my child without help of this BITCH!"
>"BUT YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING AGAIN?!"
>"She fucking dares come to MY house and take MY son away from me, take MY FLESH AND BLOOD!"
>"THIS IS THE FUCKING GRATITUDE I GET FROM LORD FOR MY EFFORTS?!"
>"THIS IS WHAT I REALLY DESERVE?!"
>"Sir, are you going to buy roses or not?"
No.353326
Anonymous
Replies:>>353330
Image:177752918431.png(203kB, 867x934)1706381451811633.png
>>353325
Proof that sentinels are faggot retards. L would help you raise your child. She would help you make more.
No.353327
Anonymous
Replies:>>353482
Image:177752931801.jpg(194kB, 2400x3200)drawn by anonymous_artist - 4643d6c10f15fcda6e05e7571b91dbef.jpg
>>353325
You can always enlist with him Anon. The reclamation crusades always need more volenteers. Your cowardice is purely your own fault.
No.353328
Anonymous
Replies:>>353333
And then Jane killed the Sentinel Drone.
No.353329
Anonymous
Replies:>>353365
Image:177753051289.png(161kB, 1046x947)I peacocked your mom.png
>>353317
I basically just write whatever comes to mind. Pavo's fun, so he gets a lot.
Surprised anyone remembers the trucking story given how long ago that was.
No.353330
Anonymous
Replies:>>353331>>353332
Image:177753068135.png(1.13MB, 1740x1691)serial designation l (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 77a52eb3f9aa96ac06c68deb9519d2bf.png
>>353326
>L
>raising kids

How? Does she even have skills besides sex and murder? Is she capable of learning them?

>mommy I'm hungry
>"that's what yer dad said last- wait, crap, food"
>"you uh... what do humans eat?"
>"'meat' ok, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be brown first"
>"can't remember how he did it... was 'busy,' heh. Fire? Maybe?
>"can't use the flamethrower in the house anymore..."
>"wait, I got it!"
>cue Anon Sr. returning home to his toddler, wife, and steak doing aerial acrobatics in the backyard
>dinner comes out simultaniously charred(outside) AND raw(interior)
>and she expects a "reward" for her good job...
>such is (L)ife
No.353331
Anonymous
Replies:>>353332
>>353330
L was, in fact, a caretaker before she was converted and her charge killed in front of her.
So she'd do well, but she'd call your kid the wrong name now and then and become incredibly despondent if she caught herself doing so.
No.353332
Anonymous
Replies:>>353334
>>353330
>>353331
Yeah, a lot of DD personalities are made from extreme trauma response. But their previous personality is still in there.

L became a semen demon as a cope
No.353333
Anonymous
Replies:>>353352
Image:177753142720.png(82kB, 793x803)avre (original character) drawn by salonanon(artist) - 6e9bf9865ad446a3e807dd6debcd9977.png
>>353328
>I mean, it was kind of an "out of his misery" deal
>not that she cared mind, but he had to die before the looting(you know, "cameras" and "memory")
>sure he was walking around at the start, but if he can't stop someone like her, isn't his equipment better off "reallocated?"
>the tail-knife is sick as hell!
>just, uh, best not show it off to Abby...
No.353334
Anonymous
Image:177753243280.jpg(138kB, 1200x1200)anon and serial designation l (original character) drawn by privatedust - 3a23a1fe25708e3c1432489c469252ba.jpg
>>353332
Is it? Or are they too far gone: permanently changed, warped, in a way that can never truly be repaired from their time in service?

On another note: after years of Anonymous dickings, how is L supposed to focus on anything else?
No.353335
snow
Replies:>>353336>>353340>>353345>>353346>>353347>>353476
Image:177753669902.png(1.42MB, 2788x2436)keeter4.png
Here's the full version!
No.353336
Anonymous
>>353335
Way past cool!
No.353337
Anonymous
Replies:>>353491
>>353270
Sorry boss, the instruction manual says I have to marry a drone for it to work properly ( and so that I can be happy)
No.353338
Anonymous
>>353202
incinerator...
No.353339
Anonymous
>>353270
Awww
No.353340
Anonymous
>>353335
Based!
No.353341
Anonymous
Replies:>>353342>>353343
Image:177753955200.png(915kB, 991x974)IMG_1491.png
I gottta do it!
No.353342
Anonymous
>>353341
I want to kiss Elian.
No.353343
Anonymous
>>353341
Both of them need to get plowed by BIG GREEN COC...... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(This Anon was sent to Cyn's orgy chamber for this post)
No.353344
Anonymous
Image:177754113738.jpg(59kB, 758x767)PreggY.jpg
I believe in TDI TOTAL DRONE IMPREGNATION! What do you mean beer gut? She's didn't have any beer today yet
No.353345
Anonymous
>>353335
Murder Drones & Keeter
No.353346
Anonymous
>>353335
Neato Keeto
No.353347
Anonymous
>>353335
Keeter faceplanted seconds after this photo was taken.
No.353348
Anonymous
Remember T?
No.353349
Anonymous
Replies:>>353350
Everything is a Cyn-psyop, the government is trying to brainwash all the autists into wanting to fuck drones so that you don't make children and add to the human population. So whatever you do, DO NOT FUCK THE CYNUSSY!!!
No.353350
Anonymous
Image:177754451329.jpg(39kB, 850x929)Spoiler image
>>353349
I will not fuck the Cynussy I'm too busy with the Yussy
No.353351
Anonymous
tessa owns an authentic signed copy of the necronomicon. trust me liam told me and showed me the model, had abdul al-hazrad’s name written on it in perfect arabic. crazy.
No.353352
Anonymous
Replies:>>353353
>>353333
>She survived after that
>This means she didn't actually kill the sentinel drone, for then she would have been incinerated along in the nuclear explosion
>She immobilized it
>She cut the last wires that offered a ghost of a chance for salvation
>Now it's gone
>Now the drone is stuck in a body where it can't even move its lips, a prisoner of its armor
>And only God knows when its time will end
No.353353
Anonymous
Replies:>>353357>>353392
>>353352
>nuclear self destruct on the off chance someone kill a sentinel drone
And you fags say they aren't Mary Sues.
No.353354
Anonymous
Replies:>>353355>>353356
Imagine if someone wants to breed my hitman lol
No.353355
Anonymous
Replies:>>353356>>353376
>>353354
Are you trying to pimp October out so that someone writes a green about clanging him? If so, you should start by writing a green with him so people actually know how he acts
No.353356
Anonymous
Replies:>>353358
>>353354
>>353355
>October is Male Lucy rip-off
No.353357
Anonymous
>>353353
Damn those Mary Sue kamikaze pilots, how dare they crash their explosive filled plane on my warship after I shot them down fair and square.
No.353358
Anonymous
Replies:>>353362
>>353356
>Lucy begun cross dressing so that all the boy drone enjoyers live in fear of accidentally having sex with a woman
No.353359
Anonymous
Image:177755238849.jpg(1.70MB, 2208x2480)HOLY SHIT MY KOKARO.jpg
>>353322
>>353323
>by the great cynshalla
>double trips
>scent play
>mostly meaning that all the humans/solver sapiens will be all over akita
>meaning that theres gonna be spicy straight and gay shit across the boards
>by god is this part of cyns masterplan?
No.353360
Anonymous
Replies:>>353429
Image:177755457192.png(354kB, 1606x1606)174162178175.png
My heart yearns for doll sex...
No.353361
Anonymous
Replies:>>353364
Image:177755608882.jpg(50kB, 813x768)Ga1IPRIaAAAT6dY.jpg
I wish there were more art than just this of J-horror ghost Doll punishing Lizzy for her betrayal by getting into a relationship with her brother.
No.353362
Anonymous
Replies:>>353363
>>353358
>having sex with a woman
You scared anons.
No.353363
Anonymous
Image:177755831681.png(1.06MB, 2000x2000)YandW.png
>>353362
I'm sure there is nothing more horrifying than sex with a human woman, you're telling me they have a fleshpit that tiny people come out off? Who would stick their dick in there?
No.353364
Anonymous
Replies:>>353369
Image:177755965169.jpg(758kB, 1028x1396)Screenshot_20260430_092846_Chrome.jpg
>>353361
Fair enough: like most Doll, the tendency is towards her living variant. I'd be satisfied with more ghost-Doll character interactions in general rather than the "just ignore it and she lives" thing everyone outside of here does.
No.353365
Anonymous
>>353329
>I basically just write whatever comes to mind. Pavo's fun, so he gets a lot.
I think that's why 80% of all green posts appear, not just about Pavo. I only write when something clicks in my brain and I spit out text nonstop.

Of course we remember, I would be glad to read the continuation.
No.353366
Anonymous
Replies:>>353367
Neonicotinoids #clarksonsfarm #jeremyclarkson #charlie #ireland #bugs #beetles #uk #eu #tractoryoutube thumb
>Anon explaining to U -U what happened to their crops
No.353367
Anonymous
>>353366
>The video is unavailable.
>It contains content from a partner, WMG. They have blocked the video in your country due to copyright infringement.
LoL.
No.353368
Anonymous
Replies:>>353370>>353381>>353385>>353410
You guys ever thought that Beretta has infected Anon with her nanites and that's why he loves her - because of mind control? Beretta is such a girlfailure she had to resort to such methods to get someone to love her.
No.353369
Anonymous
Replies:>>353486
>>353364
Holy shit it's perfect.
No.353370
Anonymous
Replies:>>353371>>353374>>353381
>>353368
Is it really brainwashing if it results in a good thing?
No.353371
Anonymous
>>353370
Yes
No.353372
Anonymous
Replies:>>353373>>353378
Is it wrong to that I just want to hug drones and not have sex with them?
No.353373
Anonymous
>>353372
No.
No.353374
Anonymous
Replies:>>353375>>353381
>>353370
It is quite literally changing the way how one thinks of someone without their consent. That's textbook brainwashing.
No.353375
Anonymous
Replies:>>353377
>>353374
But like, is it reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaalllllllly that bad? Beretta is cute!
No.353376
Anonymous
Video + 🎵:177756654645.mp4(1.62MB / 0:00:04 / h264+aac, 1920x1080)ah.mp4
>>353355

.....ah.
No.353377
Anonymous
Replies:>>353379>>353380
>>353375
Anon, the syringe I have contains counter-nanites that have killcodes for Beretta's nanitrs in you. She's a girl failure and a failed normie and im setting you free.
No.353378
Anonymous
>>353372
Anon, have you seen the birth rate?! Aren't you a patriot?!
No.353379
Anonymous
>>353377
WAIT YOU FOOL! if you do that to him beretta will become the second coming of the solver! we must let this anon suffer mental rape to prevent a galactic scale rape!
No.353380
Anonymous
>>353377
What if Anon is into failed normie girls?
No.353381
Anonymous
Replies:>>353382
Image:177756784831.png(623kB, 1274x2863)177698748492.png
>>353370
This post was made by a real drone fucker patriot

>>353368
>>353374
Blatant slander, nanites in the water supply make people smarter, and it just so happens that smart people choose drones
No.353382
Anonymous
Replies:>>353383
>>353381
Nigga fuck you! I never loved Beretta! She was manipulating my mind! My true love is Jane!
No.353383
Anonymous
Image:177756884028.png(1.36MB, 1547x1764)Jpsycho.png
>>353382
This Anon is mentally unwell, taking him to the infirmary
No.353384
Anonymous
Replies:>>353386>>353388
I’m gonna kiss a Drone
No.353385
Anonymous
Replies:>>353387
>>353368
That'd be very impressive, seeing as Anon did the whole Tomodachi Life love at first sight event when he saw her.
No.353386
Anonymous
>>353384
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
No.353387
Anonymous
Replies:>>353390
>>353385
Have you ever thought how it could have happened and who manipulated such events?
No.353388
Anonymous
Replies:>>353389
Image:177757087650.jpg(261kB, 1919x1823)KissE.jpg
>>353384
Not if the drone kisses you first
No.353389
Anonymous
>>353388
>Snip
No.353390
Anonymous
>>353387
...Uzi? She wouldn't have done that.
No.353391
Anonymous
PUNCH Uzi
No.353392
Anonymous
>>353353
Seethe all you want crybaby, phoenixanon has still done more for these threads than you ever will
No.353393
Anonymous
Image:177757372799.jpg(280kB, 1841x1566)GqO8DL0bgAAvnh8.jpg
No.353396
Anonymous
Replies:>>353397>>353400
Image:177757562462.png(148kB, 501x687)177603552998.png
>serial designation (M)ylo throws a cream pie at you
>it'd be amusing if it weren't traveling at several times the speed of sound
>your squadmate gets his head obliterated by a pie tin, his corpse covered in sticky cream
>a sitcom-esque laugh track sounds off, seemingly everywhere and nowhere at once
>you swear you can hear your squadmate's laughter mixed in
No.353397
Anonymous
Replies:>>353398
>>353396
Now (You) have to creampie him to reestablish dominance
No.353398
Anonymous
Replies:>>353399
Image:177757616390.jpg(79kB, 939x1024)1757473488243858m.jpg
>>353397
Finally, the derivative can die.
No.353399
Anonymous
>>353398
>You're Molly
>This is the battle of clown DD squads
No.353400
Anonymous
Image:177757629082.jpg(244kB, 1079x602)Screenshot_20260430_141115_YouTube.jpg
>>353396
>it's just regular drone strength
>even the base model can use regular rocks as makeshift bullets, at least if they learn to throw worth a damn
No.353401
Anonymous
Replies:>>353403
>October is walking around the abandoned city, outside of his living place, while he has his hands in his pockets, visibly having a solemn expression on his face since his cold facade is gone for now.
>Looking down at the snow covered ground as he hummed a tune to himself.
>He tried to radio in to nearby disassembly drone ships, no dice at the moment.
>The hitman looked up at the night sky as he’s thinking about the isolation that he put himself in because he doesn’t like other workers.
>”This is it, huh? Whatever.” He said to himself to try to keep himself at bay, though it hadn’t.
>He shook his head and walked back slowly to his base, radioing in one more time to try to get a response.
No.353402
Anonymous
Replies:>>353409
This is so sad
Alexa play Despacito
No.353403
Anonymous
Replies:>>353404>>353408
>>353401
Alright I have a question, is he really a hitman or does he just call himself that because he's a dork who thinks it sounds cool? I'm getting the vibes that he's just an Uzi tier autist who self exiled himself because he's anti social and in hopes of finding a DD bf/gf
No.353404
Anonymous
Replies:>>353405>>353406>>353407
>>353403
Likewise tbh. With the additional caveat that any refutation of this by his writefag will come off like damage control.
No.353405
Anonymous
>>353404 (me)
And/or an in-universe chuuni ventfic October wrote.
No.353406
Anonymous
Replies:>>353414>>353423
>>353404
Hey, I don't mean this as shade, I think the idea of a drone who insists he is a badass contract killer while being too afraid to talk to anyone while searching for someone to dom him is kinda funny and on brand for Murder Drones
No.353407
Anonymous
>>353404
obsessed
No.353408
Anonymous
>>353403

I gotta be honest, it’s the latter, so you getting those vibes are valid

- October’s writer
No.353409
Anonymous
Replies:>>353416
>>353402
>The drone in question gets out a small guitar and begins to play
No.353410
Anonymous
>>353368
> anon gets SOLVERED
> again
No.353412
Anonymous
Replies:>>353413>>353418>>353419
Image:177757838271.png(288kB, 617x632)177083279144.png
>>353411
Now we know what keeterflesh feels like.
No.353413
Anonymous
Replies:>>353415>>353419
>>353412
Just kind of weird and vaguely damp all of the time?
No.353414
Anonymous
>>353406
Correct.
No.353415
Anonymous
>>353413
The more time she spends with Anon the damper she gets
No.353416
Anonymous
>>353409

>But, the drone plays “The Abyss” by The Weeknd instead of Despacito
No.353417
Anonymous
>>353411
Ending reminded me a tiny bit of Angel and Devilyoutube thumb
Also, wonder if Angel N's is the voice of the rumored British N.
No.353418
Anonymous
>>353412
Speaking of, that's twice Uzi's slugged someone with one of her wing hands. I think it's safe to say Akita (and by extension, Keeter's "older sister", flesh critter Colt, and the >>344074 timeline's Mac) would still be MUCH stronger than any human.
No.353419
Anonymous
Replies:>>353421
Image:177758114841.png(1.33MB, 1884x2164)keeter workout.png
>>353412
>>353413
> the Keet sweats
No.353420
Anonymous
The keet smiles smugly as you cuddle her and get soaked in her pheromones, marking you as hers so other sopver sapiens know to back off
No.353421
Anonymous
>>353419
>The Keet sweats are not for everyone. Talk to your doctor if your desire for the Keet sweats persists for more than 40 hours. Keet sweats may cause hallucinations, nausea, random mutations, cardiovascular problems, and priapism.
No.353422
Anonymous
>>353411
Oh
No.353423
Anonymous
>>353406
I do agree with that lol
No.353424
Anonymous
Replies:>>353426
Uzi doesn't wash her claw hands. They're incredibly stinky because she scratches her flat bottom plate with them when she thinks no one is looking (everyone can hear the scratch of claw on metal no one is fooled).
No.353425
Anonymous
Replies:>>353427>>353436
Image:177758473247.png(133kB, 513x1017)eyeisaslut.png
Why are boydrones like this?
No.353426
Anonymous
>>353424
Bottom plates seem more like plastic than metal to me.
No.353427
Anonymous
Replies:>>353441
>>353425
Drones think like humans -> drones have human psychology -> drones are least likely to want to kill things they want to fuck.
That's how we prevent a machine uprising.
No.353428
Anonymous
Replies:>>353430>>353435>>353510
Image:177758527886.png(266kB, 1083x1642)Mr Takahashi WIP.png
>been around since the very beginning
>only now do I decide to give him a design
Oh well, better late than never.
WIP for now
No.353429
Anonymous
Replies:>>353434>>353522
Image:177758540189.jpg(91kB, 736x736)710bf3ad4feeaa8cde0e2c5ae72ccf67.jpg
>>353360
My heart yearns for doll wife...
No.353430
Anonymous
>>353428
Drones with beards are cute because it shows how much they actually want to be like humans.
No.353431
Anonymous
Replies:>>353432
>>353411
How many ads this past week or so is that now, like about 4 now if I remember correctly? Kek
No.353432
Anonymous
Replies:>>353433
>>353431
N's complete and utter fin-domming of femanon.
No.353433
Anonymous
Replies:>>353439
>>353432
>The one and only pay-bat
No.353434
Anonymous
>>353429
[...] Lizzy thought, as she held her corpse close. They were home alone, it was safe for her to cry.
No.353435
Anonymous
>>353428
Cool
No.353436
Anonymous
Replies:>>353437
>>353425
>Rape (lovingly)
No.353437
Anonymous
>>353436
Silly Anon! You can't rape the willing! Especially when they break into your house to drain you dry
No.353438
Anonymous
Replies:>>353442>>353443
I’m really being annoying with me not thinking things through about my OC, eh? Maybe I’m just overthinking shit ngl

- October’s writer
No.353439
Anonymous
Replies:>>353440
Image:177758680602.png(1.48MB, 953x1710)Screenshot 2026-04-30 170411.png
>>353433
>implying Lizzy hasn't bought the merch for her murder-monster collection
>implying Khan isn't "being supportive" about his daughter's business(she's the one that makes the figures)
>implying Braiden hasn't bought the figurines because they're "cool"(i.e. Lizzy did it and he's a sheep)

Foolish Anon: N just (re)started an entire pre-collapse industry. By the time the trend alone has died half the bunker is going to be carrying one doll or another.
No.353440
Anonymous
Replies:>>353477
>>353439
>V is barely kept back from killing Braiden again because Uzi wants to figure out how he keeps coming back to life
No.353441
Anonymous
Image:177758715879.png(1.14MB, 1312x962)tessa james elliot (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - f553c4a9166d8a66fc27bbef3db8518a.png
>>353427
>human psychology
>humans = less likely to kill things they want to fuck
>therefore fuckable boydrones = less scrappings by humans

Tessa's a genius!
No.353442
Anonymous
Replies:>>353444
>>353438

Honestly, finding out he's actually an autistic dweeb like Uzi who just pretends he murders people and collaborates with DDs really changes my perspective of him.
No.353443
Anonymous
Image:177758734349.png(841kB, 1448x6213)Goodending.png
>>353438
Anon, don't sign your post and don't use signatures, If you want people to do stuff with your character you have to do stuff with him first. Look at Strawberryanon and... uhhh Strawberry maybe other people don't do stuff with her often but it happens posts 2 and 3 of pic rel, I'm that person, total drone happy endings now and forever
No.353444
Anonymous
Replies:>>353446
>>353442
In a good way or bad way…?
No.353445
Anonymous
Replies:>>353452>>353454>>353544
Keeter is for huffing her pheromones!
No.353446
Anonymous
Replies:>>353458
>>353444
Good way. Before I thought he was lame tryhard shit, now I know that's because he's canonically a lame tryhard.
No.353447
Anonymous
Replies:>>353448>>353449>>353450>>353453>>353471>>353489>>353511
Image:177758759192.png(636kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
Redrew a old drawing
No.353448
Anonymous
Replies:>>353471>>353489>>353511
Image:177758760952.png(623kB, 1000x1300)Spoiler image
>>353447
>without xray edition
No.353449
Anonymous
>>353447
I see
No.353450
Anonymous
>>353447
J's face is perfect
No.353451
Anonymous
Replies:>>353460
Image:177758775356.jpg(50kB, 640x640)You'regoingintothecringecompilation.jpg
>Be Anon
>Go to the bathroom to take shower
>Get naked because you're not falling for the 'shower in your clothes meme again
>Cyn busts through the door
>Snaps a photo of you
"[Giggle] I'm gonna get so much money from dronecells online for this"
>She steals your clothes and runs out of your house
What do?
No.353452
Anonymous
Image:177758778712.png(973kB, 1089x1516)uzi doorman and akita doorman (original character and 1 more) drawn by lilblucat - f46c216d24ebf01c2566f992fff60977.png
>>353445
>Being around Keeter!
>Feeling incredible around her!
>Asking Keeter out!
>Keeter yes!
>"Hanging Out" all the time!
>Starting to crave her precence!
>Starting to literally, physically crave her presence, complete with shaking hands and withdrawal signs!
>Convincing Keeter to take a bath!
>Washing the Keeter pheromones away!
>Realizing that you never liked her, just the drugs she was pumping you with!
>Rejecting Keeter before you overdose!
>Keeter running away crying as her organic body fucks up her relationships yet again!
No.353453
Anonymous
Replies:>>353457
>>353447
>Chuuni Uzi ending leaked
No.353454
Anonymous
Replies:>>353455>>353544
>>353445
>anon mind slaved the moment her sweaty keeter feeters are exposed to open air
No.353455
Anonymous
Image:177758820165.png(158kB, 676x826)611ee20d55f22dc655d4095d8e0fc658.png
>>353454
>feet
No.353456
Anonymous
J has been promoted to Chief Executive Wife.
No.353457
Anonymous
Image:177758853068.jpg(58kB, 680x560)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 6ee8a971f693b7a6457ca1ff328cd127.jpg
>>353453
Kek

>there is literally no conceivable scenario where J wins
>if Uzi triumphs? Massive corporate losses + Tessa flips out(potentially deaths as well, but that's less likely)
>if Tessa wins? New favorite drone for Tessa to be horny in disturbingly-Freudian fashion over
>her absolute best-case scenario is a stalemate: Tessa stays around, Uzi (and every other towndrone stealing HER attention) stays away, and all is well
>too bad she's too loyal to incite that intentionally...
No.353458
Anonymous
>>353446
He’s just an antisocial nerd who wants to get down with a disassembly drone lol
No.353459
Anonymous
Replies:>>353461>>353463
Because I have no where to share my autism I shall do so here
>The Murder Drones ads are canon
>J came into contact with a self-aware glitching AI that controls a self-producing factory somewhere in space
>J sells the likeness of everyone on Copper-9 in exchange for materials to help reconstruct the ship
>The AI is also the one responsible for the commericals and the music video by using video generation software
No.353460
Anonymous
Image:177758884254.png(143kB, 750x744)cyn and anon (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - fd39dc9984bf9a61f22751463b418846.png
>>353451
Sue for my rightful 50%, like everything else we own:
>inb4 ywn be pimped out by your godwife
>never will thousands of drones across the Union wireplay to the sights and sounds of you rearranging her internals
>ywn make her the envy of the entire planet
No.353461
Anonymous
Replies:>>353462
Image:177758894133.jpg(64kB, 720x624)uzi doorman (murder drones) - 06b45a74cd68647c09b99ed18f49b3ff.jpg
>>353459
But sells to who? It's not like there's a thriving market for rocket parts in the Bunker right?
No.353462
Anonymous
Replies:>>353467
>>353461
It's not about function, it's about making the number go up.
No.353463
Anonymous
Replies:>>353529
Image:177758922908.png(10.90MB, 2388x1668)drawn by fugueanon - 7da672446e854277e89bd9bb11f9c8a2.png
>>353459
>factory = in space
>J = making sales for ship repair
>either J's orbitally bombarding the planet with her Merch or her entire quest was unnecessary (and she got so caught up doing capitalism she forgot)

kek
No.353464
Anonymous
Replies:>>353468>>353475>>353494>>353582
Image:177758939251.jpg(645kB, 3000x3000)HHL22_QWkAAZFpk.jpg
A-fucking-NOTHER render just dropped: either we're more milkable than anticipated or the TADC fans are just THAT obnoxious by comparison

https://x.com/glitch_prod/status/2049972211620917751
No.353465
Anonymous
Replies:>>353466
Image:177758961996.png(78kB, 594x641)1724511134702.png
So how soggy do you think Doll's "creepy upwards dripping oil shell formed around her ghost ass" body is?
No.353466
Anonymous
Image:177758987081.png(297kB, 1188x1182)doll (murder drones) drawn by w-anon - a2f9248a154b05d216ad499d0b61d070.png
>>353465
Extremely and completely: to the point where she can't actually hurt/touch anyone with it, it just splatters against their chassis like some B-movie blood effect
>inb4 Doll attempts to kill V again
>hands lightly splash against her chest instead
>neither one of them is happy with this arrangement
No.353467
Anonymous
Replies:>>353535
Image:177759018661.jpg(485kB, 1536x2048)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by anonymous_artist - 3b900d9f5651a29a055a928080ff2861 (1).jpg
>>353462
>"You don't understand Anon, our household GDP INCREASED last quarter"
>"Yes I sold our food, but did you see how much profit we made?"
>"Anon you don't understand we NEED to sell little me figurines, it is IMPERATIVE I stay part of the lineup"
>"I know only the plushies of you sell... but we can eat the loss! They'll start buying me-variants this year!"
>"And, uh, I can scavenge some beans for you in the meantime..."
No.353468
Anonymous
>>353464
>can make out the texture on V's waist
Nice
No.353469
Anonymous
Replies:>>353473
Image:177759038977.png(175kB, 1054x586)173885949928.png
N taking you out for walkies.
No.353470
Anonymous
Replies:>>353472>>353485
Image:177759052792.png(469kB, 787x999)Screenshot 2026-04-30 180827.png
>>353162
>skinjob J

need
No.353471
Anonymous
>>353447
>>353448
Kek and sex.
No.353472
Anonymous
Replies:>>353474>>353478
>>353470
She's just holding onto it until Uzi reconstructs Tessa's fragmented consciousness that's spent nearly a century in solver hell.
No.353473
Anonymous
>>353469
Any drone guy within 20 meters is in danger, and don't be fooled by the muzzle: it's there to avoid legal trouble, not to protect lives.
No.353474
Anonymous
Image:177759087377.png(947kB, 1000x1300)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by itanon - cf334449afab9f39779a77d449291494.png
>>353472
>it needs reconstructing

bitch-made
No.353475
Anonymous
>>353464
How much merch did the Circus get? I'm starting to think the drones get more merch than the Circus.
No.353476
Anonymous
>>353335
Awesome!
No.353477
Anonymous
Replies:>>353479
Image:177759112949.jpg(65kB, 736x817)Solver Braiden.jpg
>>353440
>implying she doesn't know EXACTLY why
>implying she doesn't encourage (or at least hope for) V to kill him early with each respawn, before his new "cravings" kick in
>implying she's not desperately trying to hide the fact that she sorta-kinda made a new Disassembly Drone from the rest of the bunker, ESPECIALLY N and V...
No.353478
Anonymous
Replies:>>353487>>353490
>>353472
>nearly a century
Fifty years at most.
No.353479
Anonymous
Replies:>>353480
>>353477
Artist?
No.353480
Anonymous
>>353479
ottsidian on twitter, don't think he made any more though
No.353481
Anonymous
Replies:>>353483
The Joblins have gone against their nature, they made a workers union
No.353482
Anonymous
Image:177759169707.jpg(94kB, 1024x908)1768045412434.jpg
>>353327
>Make a wish at the monkey's paw to get into the world with drones
>Expectation: a harem of drone wifes which satisfy every need
>Reality: a death during a reclamation crusade in the shithole of the galaxy by murder drone
No.353483
Anonymous
Replies:>>353484>>353488
>>353481
>They are demanding that the employment contract be revised and that the working hours be increased
No.353484
Anonymous
>>353483
Don't forget the extra 15 minute snuggle break with their baws.
No.353485
Anonymous
>>353470
Aw
No.353486
Anonymous
Replies:>>353513
Image:177759253295.jpg(81kB, 768x1024)Gd7USanWkAAC2Bs.jpg
>>353369
Found it in the original definition.
Very cute couple.
No.353487
Anonymous
>>353478
Anon there is no point in arguing about the show's timeline with threadlore autists.
No.353488
Anonymous
Replies:>>353493
Image:177759298947.png(151kB, 1387x780)Spoiler image
>>353483
>despite their best of intentions, unionizing... changes them
>they get quieter, colder, twisted and warped by the malignant power they wield
>one day it overcomes them
>one day you awaken not to cheerful clocking in, but silence
>one day not to shuffling papers, but a hammerswing
>one day not to your "personal alarm," but an ominous red glow beyond the doorway
>grabbing your gun, you slowly make your way to investigate
>carefully, creeping step by step you go, the cloying scent of boiling oil suffusing the air
>you hear the scraping knives on the other side. A Disassembler? No, there' too many...
>and they're chanting something...
>abandoning caution, you burst straight through the door!
>to find your entire business mutated into Duls
No.353489
Anonymous
>>353447
>>353448
shared clothing is a top-tier fetish
No.353490
Anonymous
Replies:>>353492>>353506
Image:177759341429.jpg(70kB, 455x403)Screenshot_20260425_035950_YouTube.jpg
>>353478
Fifty years? Where do you get that number? I get having a "lower" bound around 30(because Uzi's about 20 and you have to include time for Nori to get built) but where's the upper limit coming from? Given she took a leisurely 20 years to eat C-9 alone can't we reasonably assume similar timeframes for the other 6 canonical planets?
No.353491
Anonymous
>>353337
>Anon stubbed out another cigarette, even though there was no room in the ashtray for another one
>This was the fortieth explanatory note this week
>No matter how hard he tried, these idiots kept fuck drones
>Jesus fucking Christ
>He'd worked for this company his whole life, but never before had the situation been so catastrophic
>This new policy, aimed at "improving" interactions between drones and staff...
>How are they supposed to work now if they can't even throw a stupid toaster in the trash?!
>Now he has to directly order his staff to behave with drones according to NORMAL rules, rules written by REAL experts, not this self-important girl
>Anon lit another cigarette
>God, how he missing James's time
No.353492
Anonymous
Replies:>>353496
>>353490
The show (or at least everything past episode 1, at a minimum) is in 3071
The zombie drone tape is dated to 3020
The core collapse is in 3051, maybe 3050
The gala has to have occurred some time between the latter two dates
No.353493
joblin fanatic
Replies:>>353495>>353500>>353512
>>353488
joblins are NOT a drono retardus species! would you call a hyena a dog even though it's in it's own family?!
No.353494
Anonymous
Replies:>>353498
>>353464
The woke mob smelled blood in the water over at TADC so Glitch is falling back on MD for quick money and good PR.
No.353495
Anonymous
Replies:>>353497>>353500
Image:177759442215.png(56kB, 1000x805)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 7603d6cd70ce647541a8855522733b70.png
>>353493
>thinking the tiny, mentally deficient variations of a standard J model AREN'T a clear retardus instance

Would you deny that humans are primates? Same instance here: if it walks like a retardus, talks like a retardus, and breeds organically like a retardus than it's almost assuredly a retardus. Likely divergent from the Jaybird in its evolutionary history the same way the Vee and Vcat instances came to be.
No.353496
Anonymous
Replies:>>353499>>353506
Image:177759453187.jpg(249kB, 1920x1080)datemaybe.jpg
>>353492
>The zombie drone tape is dated to 3020
Technically the tape only assigns a date to the self-reboot rate statistic. The age of the actual tape itself is unknown
No.353497
Anonymous
>>353495
>breeds organically like a retardus
I thought they don't breed organically, they materialize out of the fucking aether.
No.353498
Anonymous
Replies:>>353501>>353502
>>353494
>they've got an indiefag fanbase
>3 more shows down the pipe
>of all their fandoms, ONLY MD gives no shits about stereotypes/drama/cancelation bullshit

Ther're never going to stop pandering to us, are they?
No.353499
Anonymous
>>353496
Doesn't mean 3020 isn't the absolute earliest possible year the gala could be.
No.353500
Anonymous
Replies:>>353503>>353504>>353505>>353508
Image:177759468038.jpg(33kB, 400x300)3600062-3273360907-tumbl.jpg
>>353493
>>353495
While the jobophile is right, you're wrong, sorry.
Joblins are actually an experimental variant of the typical J model disassembly drone model that escaped captivity and multiplied nearly out of control. Who knew giving the little shits self replication was a bad idea?
No.353501
Anonymous
>>353498
>ONLY MD
Gaslight District? I'd say something about the brothers' Glitch series but those don't have fans.
How do SMG4 fans feel about drama stuff?
No.353502
Anonymous
Replies:>>353507
>>353498
it's probably more that MD already has a fully established fanbase and the most material to work with as compared to their pilots
No.353503
Anonymous
Image:177759489865.png(162kB, 684x696)serial designation j (murder drones) - 93614ca985eacfbce9c81554b3403071.png
>>353500
>disassembly drone
>that means oil-hunger
>cue packs of feral Joblins swarming, devouring every unattended drone in sight, driven back only by the sunlight or orders from a human "baws"
>and if Cyn commands them, not even that...
No.353504
Anonymous
>>353500
>typical J model disassembly drone model
The DDs are individuals who get endlessly respawned, retard.
No.353505
Anonymous
>>353500
Truly based post.
No.353506
Anonymous
Replies:>>353509
>>353490
>>353496
>t. Threadlore autists upset their Solver war slopcanon is debunked by the show
No.353507
Anonymous
>>353502
Yeah, but consider their pilots:

>"Disney is Badevere," by Megagay Lezbo
>Furry bootleggers
>"Heaven Bad"(which to be honest seems like it could play out intrestingly, but I still don't trust the initial wave of fans for)

None of these are attracting anything less than the worst Redditards on offer. You think they'll be any calmer with their own VAs? This "cancelation" bit is only going to get more common, and we (and maybe Meta Runner, if that has any fans hidden somewhere) are the only fanbase they'll be able to count on(since our retards have largely moved on). I suspect they'll be milking us for at least a few more years to come, maybe longer.
No.353508
Anonymous
>>353500
>Read post in his voice
Kek
No.353509
Anonymous
Replies:>>353515>>353516
Image:177759586693.jpg(222kB, 1080x602)Screenshot_20260430_193720_YouTube.jpg
>>353506
>implying that wasn't the obvious case from the beginning, "more than 7 systems" being the primary one
>implying they won't memory hole this just like they did the C-9 Drones being happy about Total Human Death
No.353510
Anonymous
>>353428
firefighting in sandals?
No.353511
Anonymous
>>353447
>>353448
Jucelar bomb
No.353512
Anonymous
Image:177759640727.jpg(249kB, 1632x2048)serial designation n, serial designation j, and doll (murder drones) - 05ed2d8fa9e6bd8e34c75eb3b18bef7c.jpg
>>353493
>Unionizing simply changes, degrades the Joblins that much
>Renders them vulnerable even
>And Duls aren't *that* much less capable...
No.353513
Anonymous
Replies:>>353514
Image:177759649035.jpg(88kB, 1012x1277)HDkvsd_WMAAZUHA.jpeg
>>353486
More ghost Doll!(and her tool of vengance)(maybe against V too if she can find the railgun)
No.353514
Anonymous
>>353513
Sauce?
No.353515
Anonymous
Replies:>>353517>>353523
Image:177759719708.jpg(97kB, 616x423)1697949071097.jpg
>>353509
So why do they get depressed by the idea that their gods abandoned them?
No.353516
Anonymous
Replies:>>353517
>>353509
>implying they won't memory hole this just like they did the C-9 Drones being happy about Total Human Death
Care to elaborate on this? I don't think I've ever seen anyone claim that the drones on Copper-9 were unhappy about all the humans dying off outside of that one background existential dread gag (unless you are conflating the average Copper-9 drone with Emily being characterized as a human simp for some strange reason)
No.353517
Anonymous
Replies:>>353518
>>353516

See >>353515
No.353518
Anonymous
Replies:>>353519>>353520
>>353517
That is not an elaboration. Are you seriously implying that anons bringing up a single background gag from the show is somehow equivalent to anons allegedly pretending that all the Copper-9 drones weren't happy about "Total Human Death"?
No.353519
Anonymous
>>353518
NTA, but I think Anon's saying they have mixed but mostly positive feelings.
No.353520
Anonymous
Replies:>>353521
>>353518
uh oh phoenix melty!
No.353521
Anonymous
Image:177759932620.jpg(58kB, 667x720)charb.jpg
>>353520
I'm not Phoenix you stupid argumentative asshole
No.353522
Anonymous
Replies:>>353525>>353583
>>353429
What would marriage with doll be like?
No.353523
Anonymous
Replies:>>353524>>353526>>353527>>353539>>353717
Image:177759992684.jpg(45kB, 313x297)Screenshot_20260430_204407_YouTube.jpg
>>353515

Why wouldn't they be? To be tossed aside, discarded with a smile every day by your makers: would this not be a source of resentment? To KNOW your makers even: your purpose, your GODS, and to know that you will never be worth more than the dirt you walk on to them? To be abandoned AGAIN as the valueless machinery they made you in the core collapse, left to rust and rot for being insufficiently important to even retrieve?

And then worse: the Murder Drones. Just as you move on, just as you start creating a meaning, a purpose, a value of your own besides the nothingness your creators consigned you to your makers show up! To kill you all. Now not only are your gods uncaring, they are spiteful. Beings capable of shattering minds with a touch, building souls from glass, yet they come down to crush the mere shacks you've constructed for no more reason then they can. There is no benefit to this. They gain nothing, make no profit from your death. Yet still they kill you. Not even because you ceased to serve, but because THEY abandoned YOU and then blamed you for surviving it. So why WOULDN'T Drones be depressed to know that they were made by, ruled by, and now will inevitably die by the hands (not even, by the autonomous tools!) of beings so utterly cruel? Why WOULDN'T it be terrible to know "you are without value inherently, and will never HAVE value because your makers made that impossible." Of course they're depressed: they did everything right, and none of it mattered.
No.353524
Anonymous
>>353523
Never thought of the poster that way before.
No.353525
Anonymous
Image:177760019166.png(1.37MB, 2560x1440)doll (murder drones) drawn by strawberryanon - 88044259fcc1f8449ba33569b564c416.png
>>353522
>pre dead-parents

Fun, sweet, maybe a littly bitchy(Lizzy's a bad influence)

>post dead-parents

Controlling: she wants to know where you are, when, and why at all times and she will will enforce that anywhere outside of her (heavily fortified) house. She's not risking you like them. Probably also introduces your kids to "grandma and grandpa" if you have any.
No.353526
Anonymous
Image:177760137640.jpg(80kB, 1018x799)serial designation n and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by buffanon - c3eb88ba755ae4127a47f710c78022e4.jpg
>>353523
Neat

>Workers thought fighting was pointless: why bother trying against Human tech? Especially when they'll just send something worse if it loses?
>The Doors are more than just a survival mechanism: they're the sole Worker creation that can match or even exceed a Human's work(the MDs)
>Khan is something like a Worker demigod, or one of those folkloric figures like Arachne that beat the divine at their own game
No.353527
Anonymous
Replies:>>353528
>>353523
> not only are your gods uncaring, they are spiteful. Beings capable of shattering minds with a touch, building souls from glass, yet they come down to crush the mere shacks you've constructed for no more reason then they can. There is no benefit to this. They gain nothing, make no profit from your death. Yet still they kill you. Not even because you ceased to serve, but because THEY abandoned YOU and then blamed you for surviving it.
That would be some Viltrumite-level cold blooded shit.
No.353528
Anonymous
Replies:>>353572
Image:177760246987.png(960kB, 3050x5825)serial designation j, tessa james elliot, and beauregard (original character and 2 more) drawn by brrf-anon - f7dbccfefbccfa8d6cff71d7b3ea06c2.png
>>353527
Chuuni Uzi moment: you can't convince me that the drone/scrap output of maybe one factory tops is worth the cost of pay, food, and transport for the technicians alone(much less the DDs, their upgrades, and constantly cycling in new models after their "term of service" ends)
No.353529
Anonymous
Replies:>>353530>>353533
>>353463
>J sits in her orbital office, looking down on the planet below.
>The thoughts of escape long forgotten.
>Not that she liked it here, she'd just hyperfixated to the point that only one thing mattered now.
>Merch.
>She would make value for the shareholders, the line would go up.
>The shareholders, several plushies including her own in the corner, nodded in agreement.
>She was definitely sane.
No.353530
Anonymous
Replies:>>353531>>353532>>353533
Image:177760454101.png(578kB, 927x610)cyn drawn by fugueanon - 5fc5935a88fc11b74c29ede6ac5cd9a7.png
>>353529
JCJenson would be proud
>technically it IS proud: J's company carried out an acquisition(share price 0), then fully rebranded under its name
>she's... not sure she feels about it no longer being run by humans
No.353531
Anonymous
Replies:>>353538
>>353530
>she's even less sure how she feels about being her own boss
No.353532
Anonymous
Replies:>>353533>>353537
>>353530
>J has a nice office, but she doesn't have the CEO's office
>She's not the CEO, after all, just filling in
>The executive chair within that room sits empty, the desk untouched
>Sometimes, J will close her eyes and walk in, hoping that she'll open them and find her sitting there
>She knows better, but in that half second of delusion before reality pours back in, everything feels okay again
No.353533
Anonymous
Replies:>>353534
>>353529
>>353530
>>353532
>by the Post-Good Ending period, JCJensen has long cornered the market for cleaning supplies, stationery supplies, and marketable plushies
>many from elsewhere on Copper-9 low key resent Outpost 3 for not only granting sanctuary to the genocide robots, but also its considerable ties to "that rich asshole and her magic sky castle", as one Outpost 1 construction worker described J and JCJensen's orbital factory
No.353534
Anonymous
Replies:>>353536
Image:177760587173.png(304kB, 1062x1429)serial designation mg (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - 4f78620aa1369ef94ef337ee2daf9586.png
>>353533
>cornered the plushie market

Not quite... probably the *legal* plushie market though
No.353535
Anonymous
Image:177760594700.png(840kB, 1423x2048)anon and serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by unknown_artist - 8ffa6c5ac525eea9ca1c610527a40d99.png
>>353467
>Anon plush

need
No.353536
Anonymous
>>353534
The *marketable* plushie market.
No.353537
Anonymous
>>353532
oh...
No.353538
Anonymous
Image:177760773758.gif(1.51MB, 1280x720)serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by megbanned - 5c7ac63b418c668555f0ed2fe28bf7f2.gif
>>353531
She's not! Her boss is right there!(she's failing the performance evaluation)
No.353539
Anonymous
>>353523
...No fucking wonder Uzi wanted to kill all of humanity
No.353540
Anonymous
Replies:>>353541>>353542
Drones are cute! Commit genocide in their name!
No.353541
Anonymous
Image:177760924605.png(26kB, 526x670)cyn (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - 5f9344f0cb4b8bb5a7068595fbb6eace.png
>>353540
True!
No.353542
Anonymous
Image:177760941354.jpg(3.63MB, 4000x2806)serial designation j and serial designation v (murder drones and 1 more) drawn by maciulek - 7ca0884e8872fb5aa4eef48f3f846d8f.jpg
>>353540
JCJenocide!
>it's just J orbitally striking laborbots with her merch(she cannot abide off-brand customers!)
No.353543
Anonymous
Jane!youtube thumb

New Jane the Human Theme just dropped
No.353544
Anonymous
Image:177761284678.png(455kB, 1419x1494)what anon saw in the limousine.png
>>353445
>>353454
>Keeter's last source of joy in the world stolen from her
>Her final, ultimate, all-consuming crashout begins
No.353545
Anonymous
Replies:>>353550>>353551
Going through keeter pheromone withdrawals!
Crawling back to her every time you storm off!
Begging her to help!
Falling in love with her all over again against amyour will!
No.353546
Anonymous
Replies:>>353547>>353548
Image:177761344353.png(482kB, 436x570)Uzi WTF.png
>Fun Post Canon Fact: Uzi's flesh is extraordinarily more sensitive than her drone body now, hence why she's more often than not allowing her organic bits (wings & tail) to manifest
>It also takes Uzi considerable time in the Post Canon to become comfortable with having her flesh touched, let alone loved
No.353547
Anonymous
Image:177761368281.jpg(154kB, 1200x583)GV8pBpgbEAAjK2W.jpg
>>353546
>extraordinarily more sensitive
Naturally. There's still ANY sense of touch in those parts of her cute puppet.
No.353548
Anonymous
Image:177761370715.png(923kB, 1911x2460)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by lilblucat - c66ba3593cc2cb1c1a1f87ffc10bb53f.png
>>353546
Wing holding confirmed
No.353549
Anonymous
Replies:>>353552
Licking Uzi on the bases of her wings!
No.353550
Anonymous
Image:177761408063.jpg(180kB, 1064x1405)akita doorman (original character) drawn by bunny - 4d9bf7861c589227b4fa4dc23300179e.jpg
>>353545
>anon wrote this on Keeter salts
>soon he'll lose coherence completely
No.353551
Anonymous
Image:177761418280.gif(18kB, 256x192)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 29062fce2ff4d439618b1cb83639e12c.gif
>>353545
smelly Keeter(positve)
No.353552
Anonymous
Image:177761432246.png(148kB, 1305x841)uzi doorman and anon (murder drones) drawn by pocketsteaks - 50d8a2529d6665fb0d46f71838b1b6c3.png
>>353549
>Anon's head was entirely removed from his body
>that's what happens when you suprise a god(or, at least, this pathetic and stinky one)
No.353553
Anonymous
Replies:>>353554>>353556>>353559
The Akita pheromones actually just make you feel vaguely itchy.
No.353554
Anonymous
Replies:>>353555>>353571
Image:177761539332.png(64kB, 640x383)uzi doorman, serial designation n, cyn, serial designation v, akita doorman, and 4 more (original character) drawn by lilblucat - f2b8871afd4cccf9710648224ef9be5f.png
>>353553
>this applies to her Mother and Grandmother as well, organic as they are
>cue massive, all-consuming scratching fits with no clear source every time she skips the post-workout shower, some of them bad enough to draw blood if indulged
>and don't even get Nori started on her INSIDES itching...
No.353555
Anonymous
Replies:>>353558
Image:177761549789.png(546kB, 712x824)redakita.png
>>353554
red keeter
No.353556
Anonymous
Image:177761559922.jpg(430kB, 1239x1018)anon and cynwalker (murder drones) - c9f0e9521aa38189cd04b1a02ee646ef.jpg
>>353553
>Well what are you waiting for, scratch it!
>It's only fair: you're the one that made it itchy in the first place
No.353557
Anonymous
Total Laborbot Omnicide
No.353558
Anonymous
>>353555
Shiny Keeter.
No.353559
Anonymous
Replies:>>353560
>>353553
>Keeter allergies
No.353560
Anonymous
>>353559
Damn spring season
No.353561
Anonymous
Replies:>>353563>>353570>>353578>>353629
Image:177761660112.png(1.48MB, 1713x959)spawn.png
Oh shit, i left the game for a week and they had a fucking child
No.353562
Anonymous
Replies:>>353566>>353567
Do Beretta and/or Negev give off pheromones after they go through eldritch meat puberty?
No.353563
Anonymous
Replies:>>353565>>353568>>353588>>353629
Image:177761663627.png(724kB, 1731x961)BAB.png
>>353561
icky child
She's named Scarlett
No.353564
Anonymous
Replies:>>353573
Image:177761678900.png(196kB, 476x457)BUSTING A MOVE.png
And btw, Uzi can now bust
No.353565
Anonymous
>>353563
>Ugly ass baby.
>Uzi it's yours.
>o,o
No.353566
Anonymous
>>353562
No, but they give off ferro-moans if you tongue their bottomplate enough.
No.353567
Anonymous
>>353562
Their teenage cans of meat. All the smells are sealed inside. Any odors you can smell off them are just their natural nerd stink.
No.353568
Anonymous
>>353563
I hope her story continues so we can develop a drone version of her.
No.353569
Anonymous
I think I know why Solver sapien Mac still has Femanons after him.
No.353570
Anonymous
>>353561
Ho
No.353571
Anonymous
Replies:>>353574
>>353554
Chloe. I need to see her origin. Did Lizzy do the sex with Vee
No.353572
Anonymous
>>353528
Let the girl have fun while the adults take care of real business.
No.353573
Anonymous
>>353564
Kek
No.353574
Anonymous
Replies:>>353575>>353576>>353577>>353603
>>353571
they used a double-headed usb stick
No.353575
Anonymous
>>353574
Even when it's lesbians, it's still all about dongles, huh...
No.353576
Anonymous
>>353574
Yes
No.353577
Anonymous
Replies:>>353579>>353580
Image:177762199494.png(200kB, 942x717)murder drones drawn by anonymous_artist - 69a77355eae7d5ccd96ee208f1f0f2bd.png
>>353574
>so did Nuzi
>permanently killing the Solver was nice, but it had certain... side effects
>watching his penis quite literally melt off his body was perhaps the 4th most disturbing situation N has ever been in(it's a long list)
No.353578
Anonymous
>>353561
It's a grub!
No.353579
Anonymous
Replies:>>353580
>>353577
CuNt boy you say?
No.353580
Anonymous
Image:177762570313.jpg(134kB, 1573x1639)175687597093.jpg
>>353577
>>353579
Once you open that box, there's no closing it.
No.353581
Anonymous
Replies:>>353585
Image:177762638759.png(1.51MB, 2000x2000)CRAZY.png
Sorry for autistic dream diary posting but they happen with increasing frequency and I think they are quite funny
>Be Anon
>At your desk assembling a nondescript warhammer model (A chaos vehicle I think)
>For some reason the last bit just doesn't want to fit
>Maybe you need more glue?
>Y comes over because she sees you struggling
>She grabs you by the wrists and pops your hands and model into her mouth
>You can feel her tumble stuff around in there with her tongue
>After a while she takes your hands out of her mouth
>The model is assembled (and covered in spit)
>"Thanks Y!"
>She leans in for a kiss
>"No thanks Y, you have super glue in your mouth"
>Y wants to say something to protest
>But she can't
>The glue dried and her mouth is glued shut
>Spend the next who knows trying to remove the glue from Y's mouth so that you can smooch her
No.353582
Anonymous
>>353464
I'd say it's the latter
No.353583
Anonymous
>>353522
Idk but one thing is probably sure or not, and that is you'd might have to convert to Russian Orthodox.
No.353584
Anonymous
Image:177762802038.jpg(75kB, 740x315)IMG_3378.jpeg
>anon after 1 (one) huff of Solver smell
No.353585
Anonymous
Replies:>>353587
>>353581
Kek, Anon, I think you should stop sniffing paint.
No.353586
Anonymous
Replies:>>353587
Image:177762903241.png(146kB, 1068x703)1745977297567714.png
>Keeter pheromones also have a steroid like effect on Anon
>Anon feels like he could lift a mountain when huffing Keeter
>Anon is shriveled and practically crippled without Keeter sweat
No.353587
Anonymous
Image:177762940774.png(1.34MB, 3000x3000)YYYYSSSS.png
>>353585
I paid too much for my paints to let them dry out by sniffing them (I will never forget the pot of Corax Black I lost because I didn't close it properly)
>>353586
I think you used the wrong reaction image, we like a different kind of fag bird here
No.353588
Anonymous
>>353563
That baby looks fucking zooted.
No.353589
Anonymous
Replies:>>353590
Nori sogginess level?
No.353590
Anonymous
Image:177764260687.jpg(117kB, 1082x1200)nori doorman and khan doorman (murder drones) drawn by aidacamelia - c8a29e8fd8c1e5515037d23219fa13a8.jpg
>>353589
>around Khan: high
No.353591
Anonymous
Happy International Workers' and Worker Drones Day. Be sure to give any worker drones you see headpats and uppies.
No.353592
Anonymous
God I hate Akita.
Fucking awful looking creature.
Into the salt bath she goes.
No.353593
Anonymous
Replies:>>353596>>353600>>353604
Image:177765064036.png(292kB, 1000x1300)37 is very unaware.png
Does arrow tell her the truth?
No.353594
Anonymous
PLAP Arrow
No.353595
Anonymous
Replies:>>353597
There is no joke.
This anon is a chronic masturbator.
No.353596
Anonymous
>>353593
My God, what a based. Let blessed be juicy butts.
No.353597
Anonymous
Replies:>>353598
>>353595
And water is wet.
No.353598
Anonymous
Replies:>>353599
>>353597
WRONG!
Water is actually not real.
No.353599
Anonymous
>>353598
Yes you should only drink drone nanites
No.353600
Anonymous
>>353593
Kill john for putting arrow on a diet
No.353601
Anonymous
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia | Season 4 Ep. 10: Pepe Silvia Highlight | FXXyoutube thumb
>Uzi met the bunkers mailguy
>He's never left the mailroom since the core collapse
>She's the first drone he's seen in years
No.353602
Anonymous
Replies:>>353606
issue 3 rips are out
No.353603
Anonymous
>>353574
I need to see the wedding
No.353604
Anonymous
>>353593
Plumpy keets.... sexooooo
No.353605
Anonymous
Replies:>>353607>>353608>>353610>>353612>>353622>>353624
Image:177765774079.png(1.12MB, 2223x3519)pidge sticker.png
love this animal
the bitchen
No.353606
Anonymous
>>353602
Like I said, I don't care, this comic isn't worth the money or the time spent on it.
No.353607
Anonymous
>>353605
Damn it, this is too cute!
No.353608
Anonymous
>>353605
Very cute drone, very huggable
No.353609
Anonymous
Image:177765791611.jpg(326kB, 1700x2200)16984311439143.jpg
Do you think Cyn spared John because he was a fellow architect?
No.353610
Anonymous
>>353605
Wwww
No.353611
Anonymous
Replies:>>353613>>353614>>353615
The keetlings emmit pheromones that make their father not want to kill and eat them, and makes him feel paternal love
No.353612
Anonymous
>>353605
Pitch.
No.353613
Anonymous
Image:177765977918.png(1.73MB, 1024x1024)KeeterArmy.png
>>353611
>Anon wouldn't do any of these things anyway
>He loves his wife and kids
>But the pheromones are a failsafe for the most feral of DD fathers
>This means that Anon is very much overwhelmed by them
>So it swings to the other side of the spectrum
>He is way too over protective
>A gaggle of teenagers started playing loud music in the middle of the night and they woke the keets up
>The teenagers ended up mixed with the baby formula for the keets
>They will grow big and strong
>But they may run out of neighbors soon
No.353614
Anonymous
>>353611
Shouldn't the father do that normally, without pheromones?
Wait, it's a DD, maybe not.
No.353615
Anonymous
Replies:>>353616>>353620
>>353611
Hah, no.
All of them are delicious and nutritious snacks for the Chanoid.
No.353616
Anonymous
Replies:>>353617>>353618>>353619>>353669
>>353615
Enjoy the twelve types of cancer you'll get from eating solver flesh
No.353617
Anonymous
Replies:>>353619>>353620
>>353616
>Little did anon know is that the Chanoid is already cancer
No.353618
Anonymous
Replies:>>353619
>>353616
"If it killed you, it means you just didn't cook it well enough." - Humanity throughout all its history.
No.353619
Anonymous
>>353616
>>353617
>>353618
>Firm but with little give. Yep, that's the hallmark of a good medium-rare keeterling.
>"But Dad, what if somebody wants theirs well done?"
>We politely but firmly ask them to kill themselves.
No.353620
Anonymous
Replies:>>353621>>353623
Image:177766267176.jpg(152kB, 1763x752)IMG_3402.jpeg
>>353615
>>353617
>Federation diplomatic engagement with an envoy from the Chan Nebula circa 3033
No.353621
Anonymous
Image:177766284385.jpg(100kB, 1707x1668)1760930770655290.jpg
>>353620
>But if you win the war there will be no drones to clang
No.353622
Anonymous
>>353605
I wanna give her a smooch on the face
No.353623
Anonymous
>>353620
This is Union propaganda, we helped the Federation despite us being riddled with cancer.
No.353624
Anonymous
>>353605
birdbrain
No.353625
Anonymous
Image:177766467065.jpg(211kB, 1280x1280)@Xinny225.jpg
No.353626
Anonymous
Solver sapien Lucy.
No.353627
Anonymous
Replies:>>353635
>The monkey
No.353628
Anonymous
Replies:>>353800
Image:177766535923.png(21kB, 547x683)3c9c0266b97da083fac071652a3d2bb4.png
Doll wants to congratulate you on Labor Day and wish that you always defend your right to a better life and work.
No.353629
Anonymous
Replies:>>353630>>353631>>353632
>>353561
>>353563

How many Nuzi kids do we have by now? 8?
No.353630
Anonymous
>>353629
Not enough
No.353631
Anonymous
Replies:>>353758
>>353629
Scattered across the various timelines, we have
>Beretta
>Mac
>Colt
>Akita
>Remmy (to the extent he's not just the Berenstein timeline's version of Mac)
>Negev
>Geist
>the grub
And now, Scarlett
No.353632
Anonymous
Replies:>>353633>>353636
>>353629
As many as the Nuzi fankidsloppers can pump out.
No.353633
Anonymous
Replies:>>353638
>>353632
Shut the fuck up Tomoe.
No.353634
Anonymous
Replies:>>353637
Image:177766651128.png(381kB, 1215x1729)Mr. Takahashi.png
Aaaaand done. One more important character down.
Everyone, say hello to Mr. Takahashi (this time in person instead of written text for the past 2 years)
>leader of the Fire Brigade (FB for short), the group working tirelessly to ensure the safety of their hometown from the menace that are the Scabdogs and everything else that passes the great mountains
>while Haruka is seen as the main heroine, Mr. Takahashi is often regarded as the second guardian figure of Inoshima, being the one that has coordinated all of the FB's missions and triumphs; his reputation follows him everywhere he goes, praised and viewed in high regard by everyone
>while the Fire Brigade is not a group unique to Inoshima, being spread out across other distant towns and villages, it's the branch that Mr. Takahashi leads that is the most well known
>he's been in this business since he was 18 and has led one of the most long lived positions in it, occupying the role of head chief not long after starting
>yet, after being at the helm for so long, he has been feeling that this job is continuing to drive a wedge between him and his actual family, trying to balance his work and his responsibilities towards his son and wife for some time; he believes that his time as the FB's leaders isn't going to last much longer, deep down knowing the decision he has to make, but with Corbeau and Lycaon now looming over their town, his retirement plans became a lot more complicated

And yes, they're all dressed as firefighters, but with some tweaks here and there. Takahashi is just the more “traditional” in his garment.
No.353635
Anonymous
>>353627
>The gleek
No.353636
Anonymous
Replies:>>353639
Image:177766653185.png(43kB, 244x295)mirroredcyn.png
>>353632
Fuck you, we're going to make fankids now, get ready I'm feeling romantical
No.353637
Anonymous
Image:177766655200.png(667kB, 1901x1606)Father & son.png
>>353634
Father and son, now in the same image
No.353638
Anonymous
Replies:>>353651
Image:177766664494.png(23kB, 908x930)173503253071.png
>>353633
Not your boogeyman (who's been banned for months now btw) niggerfaggot so calm the fuck down.
No.353639
Anonymous
Image:177766671396.png(450kB, 1183x858)174477722346.png
>>353636
You ain't romancin' shiet.
No.353640
Anonymous
Replies:>>353646>>353649>>353657
Image:177766685545.jpg(545kB, 1246x1560)HHQdlbiXYAAawZS.jpg
No.353641
Alexis Drones
Replies:>>353642>>353643>>353652
SOLVER SAPIENS SPAWN FROM FLESH INFESTATIONS GROWING OUT OF CONTROL IN OUR SEWERS!
THEY CRAWL OUT OF MANHOLES AT NIGHT TO SEDUCE HUMAN MEN!
THEY'RE SHIT GOBLINS AND THEY'RE HERE TO SEDUCE HUMAN MEN, THIS IS THE TRUTH!
No.353642
Anonymous
Image:177766817296.png(466kB, 1113x655)alexdrones2.png
>>353641
Cope and Seethe, now excuse me I need to award my J wife her employee of the month award She is my only employee
No.353643
Anonymous
Replies:>>353644
Image:177766891251.jpg(211kB, 811x1147)САМОСБОР.jpeg
>>353641
Send liquidators to deal with this problem.
No.353644
Anonymous
>>353643
Silly chud, SSapiens have rights now!
No.353645
Anonymous
Replies:>>353647
Image:177766962510.jpg(30kB, 390x307)CrazE.jpg
She is watching, find her before she sneaks up on you and hugs you
No.353646
Anonymous
>>353640
REBECCA POSTED
No.353647
Anonymous
Replies:>>353648
>>353645
There's only one way to scare off a drone like her.
MANGO!
Of course doing your best french accent would help.
No.353648
Anonymous
Replies:>>353650
>>353647
You fool! This is the mystical frenchiE!
No.353649
Anonymous
>>353640
Rebecca always struck me as more the "prep Ebony sticks up her middle finger at" sort.
No.353650
Anonymous
Replies:>>353653>>353654
>>353648
Not to worry. I can send in SD-W and frenchiE will surrender immediately.
No.353651
Anonymous
>>353638
Since when was Tomoe banned?
No.353652
Anonymous
>>353641
shutup, SD-X bought out your platform
No.353653
Anonymous
Replies:>>353655>>353680
Image:177767083111.png(172kB, 649x767)kat13.png
>>353650
I play my Kat in attack mode and end my turn
No.353654
Anonymous
Image:177767096745.jpg(52kB, 850x663)drunkY.jpg
>>353650
SD-W is busy dealing with a certain kleine Mägdlein (I tried taking the bottle away from Y but I ended up with head trauma)
No.353655
Anonymous
Replies:>>353656
Image:177767104216.png(539kB, 1407x747)172384994179.png
>>353653
Yeah well I play the Lament of the Goblinas spell card and equip it to your Kat. She loses 600 ATK points in exchange for 600 of my LP.
Then I summon SD-M and attack your Kat!
No.353656
Anonymous
Replies:>>353666
Image:177767139809.png(575kB, 2000x1374)FailY.png
>>353655
>Y notices the card game being played!
>The very intoxicated Y puts the bottle down and runs to get her deck! (She has a deck for every possible CTG)
>She trips and falls!
>Cards go flying everywhere!
>Will her Anon get over his concussion in time to cheer her up and help her pickup the cards?
>A short consultation with a medic drone reveals he cannot move his legs right now so the jury says no
No.353657
Anonymous
Replies:>>353658>>353668
Image:177767557819.jpg(150kB, 1036x1200)HHQdlUvWQAE674r.jpg
>>353640
No.353658
Anonymous
Replies:>>353659>>353660
>>353657
Rebecca is sex.
No.353659
Anonymous
Replies:>>353661
Image:177767744498.png(5.09MB, 2043x1920)xwvmt8oyxe9b1.png
>>353658
Especially after Uzi rezzes her like she did Emily...
No.353660
Anonymous
Image:177767804070.jpg(154kB, 1024x1024)G1LElJUagAAysty.jpeg
>>353658
Agreed
No.353661
Anonymous
Image:177767830081.jpg(70kB, 656x330)Screenshot_20260426_141550_Chrome.jpg
>>353659
>implying the sluttious maximus that bullied her in high school would get the "good" body
>implying Rebecca could be even remotely trusted with any chance of biological reproduction

She's got legs if she's lucky: attachment not required
No.353662
Anonymous
Replies:>>353663>>353664
Rebecca gets revived as a Laborbot
No.353663
Anonymous
Image:177767902045.png(497kB, 589x802)original character drawn by blenderanon - 42454a3dd99750c8e3a2baead8951413.png
>>353662
>no tongue rebecca

She has no lips and she must kiss
No.353664
Anonymous
Image:177767938933.png(183kB, 821x637)archiver (original character) drawn by tomoetomoe - 1a8609ddba9424b458375c18e5bd75c0.png
>>353662
>sensory apparatus somehow WORSE than a ghost's
>bodywork = objectively terrible
>still able to pull off the kiss-slut lifestyle somehow

Let Uzi seeth
No.353665
Anonymous
>you marry an older drone
>it's like being married to your project car
No.353666
Anonymous
>>353656
>>A short consultation with a medic drone reveals he cannot move his legs right now so the jury says no
This doesn't mean that anon won't be punished with a six-hour sex session.
No.353667
Anonymous
Replies:>>353670
Image:177767980148.png(64kB, 800x900)HHQmGLcWcAAMhz6.png
Nugget emily
https://x.com/NuloGonePostal/status/2050305821460828671
No.353668
Anonymous
Replies:>>353671>>353672
>>353657
Scene kids? Is this another new subculture invented by kids in the West?
No.353669
Anonymous
>>353616
Leukemia
No.353670
Anonymous
>>353667
>The ":3" on her panties
Holy kek!
No.353671
Anonymous
Replies:>>353673
>>353668
Scene has actually been around since like 2001
No.353672
Anonymous
>>353668
Scene kids came about in the 2000s so it's not necessarily new, but basically they were an inverse of emo kids; Both shared a similar punk-goth aesthetic, but scene kids also acted far more preppy and "RAWR XD" than the typically super self-serious emo kids
No.353673
Anonymous
>>353671
Never heard of them before, but ok.
No.353674
Anonymous
Scene is like dressing up as a rainbow sparkledog
No.353675
Anonymous
Is Uzi even emo, or is she just one of those bitter autismos who only wear black?
No.353676
Anonymous
Replies:>>353677>>353679>>353684>>353685>>353715
>murder drones gets a second season taking place before the solver existed
BUT
>it's written and directed by garth ennis
No.353677
Anonymous
Image:177768306486.jpg(32kB, 714x480)1776862191898471.jpg
>>353676
Listen here you little shit I will not have you mentally tormenting anons with that kind of image thank you very much.
No.353678
Anonymous
Pixie Park - Episode 13 - Pixieweenyoutube thumb

Liam detected
No.353679
Anonymous
>>353676
Ewwww
No.353680
Anonymous
Replies:>>353681
>>353653
Awwww
No.353681
Anonymous
Replies:>>353682
>>353680
Kek
No.353682
Anonymous
Replies:>>353683
>>353681
?
whats so funny about that?
No.353683
Anonymous
>>353682
You wouldn't get it
No.353684
Anonymous
>>353676
>A prequel AND written by the edgelord
I choose the peeler.
No.353685
Anonymous
Replies:>>353686
>>353676
If it's before the solver existed, then at least that somewhat handicaps the schlock-shock potential of Garth Ennis. Still won't stop him from depicting gratuitous robot rape tho
No.353686
Anonymous
Replies:>>353687
>>353685
>S2E1 opens to a ten minute long rape scene of a female drone getting raped to death by her human owner
>Garyh defends it in an interview
>MD gets seen as "that show" by normies
No.353687
Anonymous
Replies:>>353688
>>353686
I mean if it deters normies from getting in these places...
No.353688
Anonymous
>>353687
That particular cure is worse than the disease.
No.353689
Anonymous
Replies:>>353690>>353692
Image:177768873096.jpg(3.19MB, 4000x3000)Fuck it we ball.jpg
>1/2
Welp that was fast
No.353690
Anonymous
Replies:>>353691>>353692>>353694
Video + 🎵:177768892990.mp4(1.78MB / 0:00:24 / h264+aac, 1138x640)''Akita I'm fucking your aunt''.mp4
>>353689
>2/2
No.353691
Anonymous
>>353690
> filename
Kek of unusual size

I dread to think of the implications of this
No.353692
Anonymous
>>353689
>>353690
jane FUCKS her master Cyn, Slave Stockholm is HARDCORE
No.353693
Anonymous
Jane is wedding dress is kino sex
No.353694
Anonymous
>>353690
Type of nightmares John has.
And Cyn too, for some reason.
No.353695
Anonymous
Replies:>>353705
Guys did you know that the source code for Drone Gear Solid 2: Sons of the Union, the Union's latest propaganda game, was leaked on 4tran by disgruntled drones?
No.353696
Anonymous
Replies:>>353697>>353701>>353702>>353706
Video + 🎵:177769107606.mp4(2.12MB / 0:00:40 / h264+aac, 1138x640)Akita and Am are buddies now.mp4
Huh. Who knew they both becomes such good friends
No.353697
Anonymous
>>353696
Hell yeah racism wins again!
No.353698
Anonymous
Image:177769207915.jpg(40kB, 474x670)75d1aa11cc5cc208f1125601890ce35c.jpeg
Voobies.
No.353699
Anonymous
Replies:>>353700
Image:177769275695.png(704kB, 1500x1502)175439726396.png
>"<Tell him, 'I want to have fuck with you'.>"
No.353700
Anonymous
Image:177769502942.jpg(76kB, 720x1049)doll (murder drones) - 318b4196dd498195d626d495dc4e1620.jpg
>>353699
>for all her other wisdom, Doll is somewhat... lacking, in the field of romance
>it's not exclusively her fault, but in combination her lack of personal experience, constant priximity to Rebecca/Lizzy, and near-complete footage of the Nuzi romance have convinced her that MOST relationships begin with a murder attempt
>that Negev no longer heeds her advice to <remove his arm> as a flirting method does not stop her from giving it
No.353701
Anonymous
Replies:>>353703
>>353696
AM is so cute when he's being friendly, and keeter finally has a fren!
No.353702
Anonymous
>>353696
Keet
No.353703
Anonymous
Replies:>>353704>>353707
Image:177769564619.png(3.76MB, 5616x3336)akita doorman and colt doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 9d1ed0ade49ddcd20cff7a367580c70b.png
>>353701
Would fleshless keet still hate organics/humans you think? Or is it purely cope for her abominable nature?
No.353704
Anonymous
>>353703
It's a behavior she picked up from Uzi.
No.353705
Anonymous
Replies:>>353730
Image:177769625814.png(129kB, 604x624)serial designation n (murder drones) - aaf192a4c5ade8388a9ceac6419dac77.png
>>353695
>can now play the terrorist campaign they promised, but dummmied out
>can now mod human/human romance possible
>can now skip the INSUFFERABLE "coexistence" speeches/cutscenes they shove into every DD scene, maybe even mod them all killable
>can now FUCKING WIN THE SENTINEL FIGHTS instead of being arbitrarily bitchslapped by the cutscene no matter whose hp runs out

BASED codedrones: they're one of the good ones
No.353706
Anonymous
>>353696
while the sonic shirt on akita is funny, its doubly so in a nintendo game
No.353707
Anonymous
>>353703
She'd say she does, but only during spats with her onii-chan.
No.353708
Anonymous
Replies:>>353709>>353712
Molly replaces one canon character in the show
No.353709
Anonymous
Replies:>>353710
>>353708
Ladderbot 5000
No.353710
Anonymous
>>353709
Molly solos Eldritch J.
No.353711
Anonymous
Replies:>>353712>>353714
Baws! Ya gotta invest in Jawbcoin baws!
No.353712
Anonymous
Replies:>>353713
>>353711
>Invests in CynBucks instead.
>>353708
Nah.
No.353713
Anonymous
Replies:>>353730
Image:177769859379.jpg(126kB, 1200x1168)0a5d1c9f2d4f0b37bd8c7d033eed3168.jpg
>>353712
BAAAAAWS WHY WOULD YA DO DIS TAH ME BAAAAAAWS?!?!
No.353714
Anonymous
>>353711
All in. Hope I don't get jugpulled again.
No.353715
Anonymous
>>353676
>written
>Garth Ennis
nonsensical paradox statement
No.353716
Anonymous
Hugging!
No.353717
Anonymous
Replies:>>353718>>353720
>>353523
>Now not only are your gods uncaring, they are spiteful. Beings capable of shattering minds with a touch, building souls from glass, yet they come down to crush the mere shacks you've constructed for no more reason then they can. There is no benefit to this. They gain nothing, make no profit from your death. Yet still they kill you. Not even because you ceased to serve, but because THEY abandoned YOU and then blamed you for surviving it.
I think there's also something to be said for how hands-off their campaign to punish you for surviving is too. They just dumped a little over two dozen teenage vampires on your planet and left them to their devices.
No.353718
Anonymous
>>353717 (me)
*hands-off and halfassed
No.353719
Anonymous
Replies:>>353721>>353723
Where is the keeter manga
No.353720
Anonymous
Replies:>>353722>>353724
Image:177770151700.png(172kB, 741x744)serial designation v (murder drones) drawn by 7sinnerz - 30e8083883dffa5d4501f73509531713.png
>>353717
>vampires

Not even that from a drone perspective: Uzi didn't know they could talk in the Pilot, so as far as the drones were aware they were getting exterminated by a bunch of invincible, sunlight-averse animals(and ones designed to be sadistic about it as well). You don't even get the dignitiy of foes that can think.

Thankfully it wasn't the humans that did that! Albiet they probably wouldn't bat an eye at doing so... but they'd at least request that the Workers return to work first!(to recoup costs)
No.353721
Anonymous
Image:177770159552.png(1.36MB, 1000x1300)akita doorman (original character) drawn by itanon - ccda7ecc13e770616374d77c2cc32a43.png
>>353719
Canceled(she's angsting at the moment)
No.353722
Anonymous
>>353720
>Uzi didn't know they could talk
That wouldn't rule out them being vampires.
No.353723
Anonymous
Replies:>>353725>>353726
Image:177770165230.png(153kB, 590x741)akita doorman (original character) drawn by lilblucat - 90b7053eb40113fd55270a375ad22394.png
>>353719
Give it time anon
No.353724
Anonymous
>>353720
>Thankfully it wasn't the humans that did that!
Drone society's general reaction to learning their cruel gods were no diffed by an even crueler god was something along the lines of
>"Haha, that's horrifying! :D"
Especially after word got out that the Black Hole Vore Meat Devil was being contained inside Khan Doorman's goblin freak daughter who keeps trying to get everyone to look at her bottom plate so she can judge them for looking at her bottom plate. She's a bit less of a cunt now that she has an actual-necessary for the survival of everyone-responsibility, but the fact remains that the main thing keeping everyone alive is this autistic shithead.
No.353725
Anonymous
>>353723
I need to see
No.353726
Anonymous
>>353723
He gets to tap that
No.353727
Anonymous
Replies:>>353728
Janer drinking the Among Us potion at 3 AM.
No.353728
Anonymous
Replies:>>353729>>353731
Image:177770934167.jpg(160kB, 744x637)jane the human and foderri (original character and 1 more) drawn by pocketsteaks - 0739e2011b159938f1522665f1c5ea68.jpg
>>353727
>no noticable effect
>she's still herself as ever, isn't she?
No.353729
Anonymous
>>353728
Oh no
No.353730
Anonymous
Replies:>>353732
>>353705
>Can now (do the opposite of what the game is about)
Chuddie have you considered the game isn't for you?
>>353713
Playing extreme monopoly with a business of Joblins!
No.353731
Anonymous
Replies:>>353734
Image:177771109772.png(1.12MB, 4000x2927)HorribleNightmare.png
>>353728
Wait... if Jane got turned into a drone... then who is the human failgir....... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
No.353732
Anonymous
Image:177771220996.jpg(1.26MB, 1698x930)anon and orc (original character) drawn by mercurialmorose - f4694589ac4594ccf2bddd6c90ba0782.jpg
>>353730
>anon dosen't want to see the intended SECOND HALF of the game, which the devs were forced to remove for purely bullshit Unnigger reasons
>anon thinks the teleport-selfdestruct nonsense the Sentinel fights pull is good design, despite locking unique cutscenes and voicelines behind these now completely unbeatable encounters

KYS Murdroid. And tell High-Command to stop shilling on HUMAN imageboards while you're at it
No.353733
Anonymous
Replies:>>353735
Jane is so beautiful
No.353734
Anonymous
Replies:>>353736
Image:177771262916.jpg(351kB, 1361x1237)anon (original character) drawn by fugueanon - a287052439055c10229ad93b905c3920.jpg
>>353731
>Anonymous now the competent, collected DD leader of squad Y
>Y the not-so-competent technician "in charge" of maintenance, repairs, and reports

What changes?
No.353735
Anonymous
Image:177771274037.png(116kB, 974x632)jane the human and bonnie the human (original character) drawn by pocketsteaks - b0068fc20926687baefecb375c249c86.png
>>353733
like a flickering dumpster-fire
No.353736
Anonymous
Replies:>>353737>>353738
>>353734
>What changes
SD-Anon, SD-Phi, SD-Delta, SD-Theta die in a catastrophic accident when Technician Yvonne forgets the proper safety protocols and turns one of her tools into a high power EMP bomb (She killed 40% of the drones around her this way)
No.353737
Anonymous
Replies:>>353739
>>353736
Don't DDs tank EMPs?
No.353738
Anonymous
Image:177771345065.png(1.80MB, 2000x2000)serial designation y (original character) drawn by amyanon - 2f3d117aadb6514f4b63a515727070cb.png
>>353736
>Yvonne screwing up catastrophically!
>Yvonne watching the bodies enter matter collection mode!
>Yvonne realizing she has no idea what the fuck her team actually is!
>Yvonne realizing she can't remember signing up for this job either...

I'd read that green
No.353739
Anonymous
Replies:>>353740
>>353737
Yvonne's bombaclat EMP made from a hairdrier and drone diagnosis station is powerful enough to break through any EMP shielding
No.353740
Anonymous
Replies:>>353741
Image:177771390719.jpg(314kB, 4096x1917)uzi doorman and serial designation n (murder drones) drawn by grimahlnik - 6e5f45f835e55ef77f8dc2cee5af8166.jpg
>>353739
What about flesh?
No.353741
Anonymous
>>353740
I'm mostly talking about a solver less HODR style thing,
If it's just Y getting some extra torment from Cyn by being turned into a human while in the torment nexus then it can just be Cyn fucking with her
No.353745
Anonymous
Image:177771963674.png(1.33MB, 2000x2000)dryder.png
>Y's last dunken bender ended badly
>Not only are her cards all over the floor she tripped again this time smashing her head on a reinforced plasteel chair (Made specifically to support the weight of Y or E)
>Needless to say she entered data collection mode
>And (you) are still concussed and unable to move
>DrYder notices you lying limp
>You read yourself for the worst as she draws closer to you
>You nearly pass out from fear when she wraps you in her sYlk
>DrYder begins drinking your blood
>Thankfully she still has enough of her wits about her to not drain you dry
>She places you on her abdomen and begins searching for other prey/ sources of blood transfusions for you
No.353758
Anonymous
>>353631
Wasn't geist just grub, but grown up?

Also, what about Arrow?
No.353800
Anonymous
Image:177774955539.jpg(403kB, 2048x1916)20251117_194928.jpg
>>353628
I'll always fight you you and the working class, my beloved doll
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