This is the 340th main thread (probably). Please engage in exciting discussion as you enjoy this picture of N handling one of his many balls!
The Very Good Booru: https://dronebooru.co Wheel of many, many, many, many OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf Wheel of modifiers: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The wiki inside the Booru: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The very deep of information Wiki (Wow!): wiki.dronebooru.co Last thread: >>335362
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Oh hey... a new thread... without any rape, lets fix that!
>>331975 >A few hours pass >You tried getting some sleep but it was no use >You’re still tired but not to the point of passing out anymore >And the things you went through… >Your mind tries to block them out but the memories seep through the cracks of your psyche >You feel… >Dirty >Violated >Like a piece of meat thrown to a pack of dogs >You didn’t get any sleep >You’re limbs are still sore >You hear a knock on your door “Hey buddy! I’m back… oh you’re still in rough shape I see” >You try to nod but you can’t move your head without it hurting like hell “Wow! The warden didn’t pull any punches huh? That’s bad! You’ll have trouble learning stuff like this!” >So can you stay in bed? “Nope! This course is crucial to your resocialization! I have an idea, You’re technically not supposed to get this stuff since you’re not going to the military but…” >He takes out some sort of container and attaches it’s to the base of his stinger >The stinger fills up with some sort of orange liquid >”What is that stuff?” “Don’t worry about it” >Before you can protest ER stabs his stinger into your arm >The fluid is injected and ER pulls his stinger away >You don’t even have the strength in you to yelp in pain “Right this should start working soon, I’ll carry you to your class” >The drone picks you up and begins princess carrying you >You feel a strange sensation coming from the wound in your arm, a mixture of numbness and warmth >And it’s spreading further into your body >After a while it engulfs you fully >You close your eyes >The next time you open them ER is gone >And you’re not in your cell or the cell block >A classroom of sorts >You’re sitting at one of the desks in front of a smart whiteboard >There are other prisoners sitting around you >You feel a strange sort of kinship >All of them, man or woman are either: >Completely deranged >Completely frightened >Dead inside >Or some mixture of the three >You’re not sure where you fall >There are two police drones guarding the entrance >They look rather bored >You think one of them is playing a game on their screen >The other has an installation progress bar displaying, meaning they will soon join their partner in whatever they’re amusing themselves with >A worker drone enters the room >She has short black hair with a bun at the back of her head >Her screen is blue and she’s wearing glasses >She’s wearing a white lab coat with a vest and skirt underneath it and she has high heels on >The worker drone stands in front of the whiteboard “Hello everyone, I’m going to be teaching you drone maintenance, let’s start by establishing some ground rules, first this is going to be a expedited course, to that end there are teaching aids in your desks, put them on now” >You open your desk >Inside you find some sort of small black box with a strap and a pair of googles >The guards are going around the class making sure everyone wears the gadgets >The black box goes on your arm and you put the googles on “Excellent, these should help you pay attention, secondly this course will be finished with a test, if you fail this test your incarceration will be extended, do you understand?” >You and the other prisoners nod “Great! I’ll give you all books that have everything you need to know, they are yours to keep and I advise you to study them in your free time” >She places a book on your desk >It’s a rather hefty tome >It has a yellow paperback cover [Drone repair and maintenance for dummies 15nth edition] >There is a sticker on the right bottom corner of the cover >It has a drone with blue hair and a red screen on it giving the viewer a thumbs up and “Needy Drone Approved” written bellow >The lesson starts >You try to listen and watch the presentation the worker is giving you but your eyes start to wander around the room to try and distract yourself from how stressed you are >Suddenly you feel a sharp pain as the armband shocks you >You jump in your seat and so does a few other prisoners “Oh! I see the teaching aids are doing their jobs! Whenever your attention starts slipping it will be regained with a controlled shock” >The lesson continues >There are few more shocks during it >Eventually the worker drone in charge of the course stops the presentation “Now it’s time for the first practical part of the course!” >The door to the classroom opens and a group of worker drones enters >They are all wearing prison foreman uniforms >The worker in the lab coat and newly arrived drones start undressing >The now naked drones walk up to the desks >The black haired worker climbs up your desk and sits on it facing you “Alright everyone! As this is your first time doing this let’s start with simple cleaning, please open your drone’s hatch!” >She looks at you eagerly >You hesitate for a while before placing your hand on her maintenance hatch >You fumble around for a while before the instructor grabs you by the wrist and starts guiding your hand “Remember guys! Start by tracing your fingers around the hatch and then gently press on it” >You follow her instructions
>>336311 >The hatch opens and she gives you a smile >She speaks in a more hushed tone so that only you can hear “Great, now get in there… I didn’t have the time to get my chassis cleaned in two weeks” >You reach into the inside of her chassis, your hand trembling >You pull out a small clump of dust and discard it into a nearby bin >The instructor makes a pleasured murmur >You continue to remove dust and debris from the components near the service hatch >The instructor makes low long moans whenever you pry dust from her parts >You ran out of things to clean near the hatch >The instructor is patting your head and whispering encouragement to you “Ah...Keep going… you’re good” >You reach in further but the shaking of your hand makes you nudge something >The instructor recoils “AH! That hurt! Watch what you’re doing!” >She forces your head closer to her hatch >You resume picking away at dirt >You move slowly and deliberately >Eventually most of the chassis is clean >Only one thing remains >The instructor drone speaks to the whole class “Everyone, detach your partners core from it’s mounting and take it out, remember to be careful!” >You move your hand to the side of her core >You gently press the release of the lock keeping the core in place >The lock clicks >You look up at the worker drone sitting on the desk >She gives you another smile, her hand still on your head, patting you >You move your hand to the other side of the core and release the other lock >You grab the core as delicately as you can and begin moving your hand outside of the chassis >You hold the core in your hand, a thick bundle of wires connects it to the components inside the drone >The instructor looks around the class to make sure everyone is on the same step “Now, this is a delicate part so for maximum satisfaction…. I mean effect while minimizing risk of damage compressed air or a soft brush should be used” >You take out a brush from the container on your desk and begin gently dabbing it’s hair along the core >The instructor begins moaning and breathing fast >All other worker drones are in a similar state >The sounds awake a new found fear in you >You start to move the brush more vigorously out of some instinct >The instructor drone wasn’t ready for this “Hey, slow do..AH!~” >She lets out another moan, loud enough to get the attention of other drones including the guards as well as your fellow inmates >She grabs your hand again stopping it >She’s staring daggers at you, a thick blush on her screen >You look at her like a deer looking at headlights >You expect the worst >She takes something out of her hair bun, a small data drive >She forces it into your other hand barks instructions at you in an aggressive half tone “Insert that into the port on the side of my core and keep going” >You do what you’re told and connect the data drive with the port >The instructors screen flashes >You can see hearts appear in the ovals of her eyes for just a moment >You start brushing the core again, still absolutely terrified moving your hand as fast as you can >The instructor covers her mouth with one hand to muffle her moans >Despite her best efforts you can still hear them clearly >The core is spotless but you keep going, motivated by feelings you don’t quite understand >After a while you stop >The instructors moans have ceased >You look up at her >There is a loading icon on her screen and she’s frozen in her pose >The data drive ejects itself from the core >You catch it before it hits the floor >You look at the drone >She’s still isn’t moving >Did you mess something up? >Cold sweat flows from your brow as your mind searches for excuses you could give to the guards as to what happened >The instructors screen changes from a loading screen to her eyes again >You breath a sigh of relief >The instructor looks around the room in a haze >Eventually her screen focuses on you >She gives you another smile >This one is different >More honest? >Wider for sure >Actually a bit derpy >She starts patting your head again >After a while she stops and freezes again >Her eyes first turn into hollow ovals and then into two points so small that you can barely make them out >She clears her throat “Ok everyone! That’s enough! Put your partners core back in!” >You place the core back into it’s mounting point and lock it in place >You take your hand out of the hatch and close it “That’s enough for today! See you all tomorrow” >She takes the data drive from your hand and whispers into your ear “You did great! The warden was right, you have potential” >She gets off the desk and goes to get dressed >The mere mention of the warden was enough to send shivers down your spine >You start hyperventilating and your vision becomes blurry >You shake your head and snap out >You look around the classroom >All of the drones including the guards are looking at the instructor with burning jealousy >You and the other prisoners take your “education aids” off >The guard drone gesture for you all to leave the room >You grab the book from the desk and enter the corridor
>>336313 >SD-ER is waiting for you >He waves to you and starts escorting you to your cell >After a bit he checks if you’re alone in the corridor and turns to you >He looks nervous “Hey, buddy are you feeling alright?” >You feel good, whatever he injected into you got rid of that muscle pain “Yeah about that… I uhh…. May have dosed you wrong” >Dosed you wrong? What does that mean? “Well uhm… you may have gotten 30 times the daily dose” >WHAT!? “Sorry! It was my first time administering that, I didn’t read the instruction!” >Great! You have another thing to worry about! “It’s not that bad! I asked around in the medbay, you won’t die!” >That’s something… “But,umm you will experience the main effects of the substance, soon enough” >Such as? “Muscle growth, bone growth, overall increase in body size, metabolism changes, sharpened reflexes, infertility or hyper fertility, balding or increased hair growth, growth of additional respiratory organs, growth of additional circulatory organs as well as possible development of chitinous plating under your skin” >… >He’s kidding right? “Nope! Also, you should avoid exercise… your body will prioritize growth in areas you use a lot and the effects will be permanent so you might want to avoid non uniform muscle growth” >Permanent!? “Yeah… hah… but don’t worry! It should clean out of your body in about a week… though that will only stop the growth… and you’ll have to sign some papers once you get released” >You’re speechless “But hey! Think of the upsides! You’ll be a STUD! And banned from competing in any sort of sport” >ER opens your cell for you “Alright… I’ll check in with you tomorrow ok? Please don’t tell anyone about our little secret, I’m gonna think of some way of how to break the news to the warden” >He closes the door >You sit down on your bed >FUCK >You… >You don’t want to think about this >No >This isn’t happening >What isn’t happening? >You start reading the book you got to take your mind off things >It has… some effect >You pass the time and the feelings of dread and fear are relegated to the back of your head >That is until you hear the intercom turn on “Curfew in 10 minutes everybody! Get ready~” >No, nuh uh, this is not happening >Nope! >No >You continue reading the book >The lights turn off >The cell door opens >No >Nothing is happening >You stare in the general direction of the open book >After a while of staring into the darkness a blue light illuminates you “How is my favorite technician in training doing?” >The voice makes you begin to tear up “Ohh! I see you’re one diligent student!” >The book is torn out of your hands “Ohhh… but that’s one of the early chapters! You’ll have to step it up a notch” >Strychnine grabs you by the throat and forces you onto the cold floor “Listen, I chose you for a small test program of mine, you’re going to ace that test in record time, or >I’m going to extend your stay here indefinitely, do you understand” >You nod “Good! Then you’re going to do your best! Unless you like my company so much you’re willing to stay~” >You can feel your heart trying to escape through your throat “Don’t worry! I’ll help you out!” >She grabs the book with her tail and opens it, then she brightens her screen enough to illuminate the room “Take your clothes off” >You hesitate for a while before complying >You struggle to undo your belt >Strychnine changes one of her hands into a taser and shocks you “FASTER!” >You move as fast as you can >Once your underwear is on your knees Strychnine descends upon you >She moves up and down a few times before speaking again “Alright, this is how it’s going to be: I hold the book for you, you read, you finish a chapter, I ask questions, you get one wrong, I shock you and you read the chapter again, you get all of them right, I speed up, if we get to chapter 30 before the night ends I’ll give you a reward~” >Strychnine angles the book in such a way that you can see the pages and you night study session begins >It’s hard to focus on the book with her riding you at first >You get shocked many times >And Strychnine is going incredibly fast >But after a few hours you’re numb down there again >So now you can almost pretend there isn’t a drone behind the book >But you can still feel her hips making contact with yours >And she’s asking questions >You haven’t gotten any of them wrong in a while “That’s it keep it up! I can go faster!” >You try to not listen to the cheers she makes whenever you answer all her questions >Another chapter >Another series of questions >You answer them all >Suddenly Strychnine stops “Ok that’s all, we’re on chapter 30, and my internal clock is telling me it’s going to be dark out for 7 more minutes!” >She stands up >You feel empty >You can only stare into the ceiling “I knew you could do it! You deserve a reward! But we don’t have much time… and you’re all out of juice, well you’re a big boy, you can wait until next night, see you~” >She leaves your cell >You have enough strength to get up >You lay down on your bed and go to sleep >You wake up
>>336314 >Earlier than yesterday >Once again there are no signs of yesterdays violations >There is no fluid puddle >Your clothes and sheets are clean >And you’re not reeking of sweat >You feel sore >Not so sore that you can move but enough to be uncomfortable >Another thing >You feel hungry >Incredibly hungry >You could eat an elephant with it’s tusks and have room for seconds >You try to ignore it to no effect >Maybe distract yourself with the book? >Works for a while, then the hunger is too much to bear >You start considering tearing out the pages and eating them >Before you can decide you can feel a knock on your door >It’s SD-ER with food “Hey there! I see you woke up in time for breakfast!” >He slides a tray with scrambled eggs through the door >You devour it like a vulture devours a cascaras >You notice two things >1) Your cup with “water” is a lot bigger today >2) ER is still at the door and he could see you pigging out “Hey so… you’re still hungry right?” >Yup “Yeah I was worried about that, here this should help” >He slides a package of some sort through the door hole >You read the label [Supper Dense Nutrient Block, 5000 calories] >What is this? “Your body needs a lot more to sustain itself right now, eat this and make sure to drink a lot of water ok?” >He slides two more packages through the door, all with the same packaging “This should keep you going for the next 12 hours” >You open one of the nutrient blocks and start eating >It doesn’t taste the worst >And you’re up for some stress eating right now >You ate everything and washed it down >You remembered what was inside the cup after it was too late >After a while ER came around to collect the food tray “See you later, I’ll take you to your next course at the same time as yesterday”
And done for now, gonna go back to Chuuni Uzi for a while from now on
>>336318 uhhh she’s haunted by a fucked up echo of beau and is hated by god people seem to really want a greentext for her but I’m preoccupied with trying to write a different one right now yall like weird freaky vivisection smut right?
You're gonna have to specify(Uzi, Solver, Green, ect). Unless you mean that when Alice made the thing she just threw every eldritch creature she could find in a box and hit "blend."
>>336322 >she's got greens >check the booru >it's a single paragraph post about marrying Alice and the lore blurb from her introduction >and I guess this singular piece of bondage art
>>336323 So asbestos is shy, scared of others, affection starved, she’s probably cracky or has something to help her with the constant suffering that is her existence.
>>336325 Sometimes she gets angry that people can’t remember her name, other times is annoyed by it. Probably doesn’t speak on account of not liking mouths but she makes screeches and other noises.
>>336326 By an unresolved shard of anon, by not having a green while having greens she is in a limbo-like state. Allowing her to be immortal as long as people misremember her name.
>>336333 >expecting the wiki to include anything of value
Good luck anon, you're gonna need it.
Also for what it's worth: the wiki page on-bopru is just straight-up wrong, but that's only because it takes her sole green as cannon instead of playing hunt-down the threadlore.
>>336335 This is the major problem with "threadlore". There is no way for anyone to reasonably keep up with all of it, much less document it coherently, and above all else, it is not a substitute for an actual story.
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>>336337 This old green got saved to the booru recently and it somehow surfaced around Valentines day. Now you'll hear the term used once or twice in a blue moon before it inevitably goes back in the limited ideas box like anything else that puts specifics to anons.
>>336383 oh i know that gal, lmao They follow my acc, but they're a lil bit scary. Not on the way of "Uhhh, they draw very gross", nah. Seen worse stuff Scary on the fact that they're pretty fucking blunt + 19 year old lil shit, spawn of a fetus
>What if you had a pill >that guarantees you a drone of your choice provided you build her/him out of the provided almost impossible to replicate parts >And you have to dedicate 1-2 years to figure out how they fit together >But the threads are almost guaranteed to die if you take that pill >Would you take that pill? Would you sacrifice the threads for a drone?
Yeah I might have to push TC Chapter 6 to tomorrow. I don't like it, but I've had more important things than writing to solve. On the bright side, March will have 2 (TWO) chapters, so that's pretty nice, though I'm gonna try to not repeat this.
>>336394 >almost impossible to replicate So it is possible, thus the only reason why the threads die off is because drones get reverse engineered and all Anons are busy clanging, good ending
>>336398 Glad to know I'm not the only one trying to get at least a chapter out a month. It's been a few days now since I posted my last chapter, and I just started the next last night.
>>336411 It's been my goal to post one chapter a month and eventually ramp it to 2, though this year I wanted to stick to one only. Shit's not easy even with preped bullet points cuz real life will still be real life. I wanna get the ball running soon with some more character designs since ||a big plot point is coming soon|| and I need to get someone's look out asap.
>>336412 That's my same goal since I had been in the habit of doing two chapters a month a while ago, but there is so much on my plate now. I do need to jolt down more outlines for upcoming chapters soon, I just got the next two left and then my notes run out.
Cyn does love you, so why are you trying to run away from her? You don't need your legs if you insist on running, she can take care of you with or without them
>I can feel it beading at the edges of my torn plating. >Right where the gash splits my left arm from elbow to shoulder joint. >It should be dripping. >It should be pooling under my boots on the cold bunker floor. >Instead it crawls. >Up. >It tickles. >Not in a good way. >Like something is tasting me. >I’m in shock. >That’s what my diagnosis pop-up. >The warning keeps flashing in the corner of my visor. >Everything feels distant, like I’m watching myself through someone else’s optics. >My head won’t stop spinning. >The pain shouldn't be...? >Instead it’s just… pressure. >Wet pressure. >I looked at it. >Why did I look? >Innocent curiosity or worries perhaps? >The plating is peeled back like wet paper. >Copper wiring hangs in red-soaked loops. >I can see parts of my endoskeleton where the joint used to articulate. >It twitches when I breathe. >I can’t close my eyes. >The HUD won’t let me. >It’s right there. >Shock. >The firmware floods my systems with blockers so I don’t scream and make it worse. >Stay still. >I can feel the oil moving inside my chest cavity now. >Thick and wrong. >Sloshing against my core. >No sudden movements. >Help will come. >The colony is still half-alive somewhere. >Someone will hear the alarms. >The flow will slow. >Oil is not supposed to fall upwards. >No liquid does,right? >Only down. >But where is down? >My own blood feel invasive to my circuits. >I keep staring at the floor but nothing lands. >Why does my own blood refuse to obey basic laws of gravity. >My boots are bolted in place. >Nothing else touches anything. >Focus. >I try to take a step and my knees buckle. >I catch myself on the workbench and the motion sends a fresh gush racing up the inside of my arm. >Over my shoulder, disappearing under the collar of my jacket. >It should be soaking the fabric. >It isn’t. >It’s still climbing. >How did this even happen? >I was scavenging again. >I can’t remember the exact second it tore me open. >The memory file is corrupted. >Just static and the taste of ozone. >There’s a cracked vial on the bench beside me. >No scorch marks. Nothing else is disturbed. >It doesn’t add up. >But thinking hurts, I must have screamed. >The audio log is still recording: my voice layered over itself like I was screaming for hours in half a second. >Someone will come. >They have to. Oil is supposed to coagulate. >Oil is not supposed to crawl up the wall. >I was trying to patch the leak. >That’s the last clear thing. >This "gel" should have sealed it. Instead the oil drank it. >I watched the silver paste get pulled into the wound like it was being inhaled. >Then the flow reversed. >Now it’s everywhere. I can feel it brushing the back of my neck, sliding under my visor, tracing the inside of my throat vents. >I keep swallowing but there’s nothing to swallow. It just keeps climbing. >Something is inside me. >Not the oil. >Something within the oil. >I feel it pressing against the inside of my plating, soft and deliberate, like fingers testing seams. >It strokes the exposed wiring in my arm and my whole limb. >I try to scream again but my vocal emitter only clicks. >It’s in my chest now. I can feel it coiling around my core, squeezing just enough to remind me it’s there. >Watching. It knows I know. >I look up. >The ceiling above me is black and glistening. >A perfect mirror of oil, hanging in defiance of every law my processors were built on. >It bulges downward. >My own reflection stares back at me from inside it. >Except the reflection is smiling red. >I’m not, I don't have red eyes... >Suddenly I had this urge to throw up. >So, I did... >Oil everywhere... >"Ge...tting dizz...y." >I saw one last thing before passing out. >My oil flowed upwards. >Using it as a vessel she emerged. >Taking a shape of a drone girl with red eyes i never seen before. >"[Sorry you’re not the one i seek.]" >That's what i heard before I collapsed. >No drone can survive without their oil.
>>336428 You do not need eyes to see her You do not need your skin to feel her You do not need your arms or hands to reach out for her You already let her in
>>336429 >>I can’t remember the exact second it tore me open. >>The memory file is corrupted. >>Just static and the taste of ozone. >>There’s a cracked vial on the bench beside me. >>No scorch marks. Nothing else is disturbed. >>It doesn’t add up. I can't tell what happened here. How'd Doll get inside her?
>>336438 Well you can either develop the strychnine prison experiment by detailing what other sexual shenanigans happen there or go live in a neo-soviet megastructure and see what strange creatures and people live there.
>>336436 Sorry mate but anons seem to perfer sone love with their lust: best you're gonna manage from the "rape everyone and leave" vault is a joke mine
>>336323 i havent had the time to really develop this but canonically - besides being an ontological speck that every eldritch entity is insulted by - Asenath is the particular obsession of what is effectively a Nyarlathotep expy associated with death and eternal life (in several means.) she exists outside of standard mortality. the eyes of the crawling hand of fate are upon her.
>>336444 >Can't you just use already established underrated or forgotten concepts? I don't see why not. Fun Fact: This is actually what happened with John the Human when he first came into popularity
>>336448 >Nyarlathotep expy >but neither the Solver nor Severer >keeps her locked in a state of derelict half-life, never allowing the end she clearly yearns for >said entity is deeply associated with fate and narrative >>336329
>Compared to what Cyn did to J in the other timeline, this is pretty mild.
More comics and more of Cyn being a nuisance. Some people might argue that there is a lesson about proper communication in there, but trust me, Cyn knows what she is doing.
>>336465 no they don't their screen faces makes them easily visible in the dark, but they don't actually illuminate their surroundings, even at max brightness
>Cuddles and love with drones. > Relationships where both partners are equal but the drone is slightly dominant so they can feel like they the one in charge. >Making your drone happy by doing what they want together and it being pleasant because you are with your drone and they are happy. >Having sex with your drone for both of your pleasures but you go and do a little extra to make them feel better >Telling your drone spontaneously that you love them, brightening both of your days
>>336485 Why don’t you come and say that to my face you weak willed sock puppet. My drone and I are strong willed and I got neural implants specifically so I can let you in to kick your ass. By all means, why haven’t you come over?
>Tessa founded the dronestate dictatorship alongside her wife V, her bodyguards N and V and her grand vizier Cyn whom she is definitely not a puppet of
>>336483 >remember that your family should consist of 45% drones by the end of the year Well shit guess I gotta saw off my cousin's leg to fit the quota
>>335897 >SC-3147’s vents still hissed with overheating panic. >His yellow-stained hands clutching the stolen lemons like they were the last things keeping him alive. >I stayed near the door, one optic pressed to a slit, watching the hounds shadows prowl past the field edge. >Their barks had faded, but the air still carried the low growl of a patrol sweeping the border line. >I turned back to him, my voice soft but steady. >“Why did you run? Crossing sectors isn’t just risky… it’s forbidden." >"Yellow stays in yellow. Red stays in red. Blue stays in blue." >"You knew...The Founders rules. One step over the line and the hounds will get their next free snack.” >He let out a broken static laugh, sliding down the wall until he sat on the dirt floor. >The lemons rolled from his grip, one bumping against my foot. >“I know the rules. Every drone knows the rules. But rules don’t matter when you watch your wife get torn apart for nothing.” >My processors stuttered for half a cycle. >Wife? The word felt heavy and alien to me. >Like something from the old Earth books something drones weren’t supposed to have. >“What happened?” >SC-3147’s optics dimmed and flickered. >“She was on harvest duty, same as always." >"One bad batch of lemons too much sun, skins split, output down by twelve percent." >"The hounds didn’t wait for excuses. They dragged her right there in the rows." >"She begged… said she could fix it, said she’d work double shift. They didn’t care." >"One stab of the tail, the virus in her core, and she was twitching on the ground." >"They carried her off to the Pit like she was scrap.” >He clenched his fists so hard the metal creaked. >“I… I lost it." >"Grabbed a pruning blade and swung at the nearest hound. Hit its flank barely scratched the plating, but it turned on me." >"That’s when I realized my big error and ran." >"Straight through the border markers, didn’t even think." >"Just ran until I hit red soil and slammed into you.” >The silence stretched between us, broken only by the distant hum of irrigation pumps. >I stared at the yellow fruits on the floor, their bright color so wrong for this sector. >So wrong for me to even be looking at. >My own servos felt strangely warm, like the cheerful rhythm in my circuits had hit a snag. >“That was a mistake,” he whispered, optics dropping. >“Attacking them… running… all of it." >"They’ll find me. They always find the runners." >"But I couldn’t just stand there and watch another one of us dragged off like she didn’t matter.” >I knelt slowly, picking up one of the lemons and turning it in my palm. The texture felt alien. >Smooth, waxy, not the soft give of apples or strawberries. >“You’re safe here for now. The cabin’s off the main patrol grid." >"Old storage, forgotten since the last crop.” >He looked up, surprise flickering across his dented faceplate. >“Why are you helping me?" >"You don’t know me. I’m yellow sector trash who just painted a target on your back.” >I set the lemon down gently beside the others and offered a small, steady smile. >The same one I gave to the fields every morning. >“Because watching someone get devoured for nothing… that doesn’t feel right. Even if the rules say it should.” >Outside, a single hound’s bark echoed closer than before. We both froze. >SC-3147’s voice dropped to a bare static whisper. “They’re still looking.” >I nodded, already scanning the cabin for a better hiding spot. >“Then we make sure they don’t find you.”
>>336429 Based bunker horror green. Wonder if this was a naturally living drone she replaced the blood of or one of the corpse-sprie drones she "reanimated" i to working order so she could enter the bunker
Image:177231824639.png(126kB, 900x765)serial designation n, tessa james elliot, and cynthia james elliot (original character and 2 more) drawn by brrf-anon - e6cc9d2a0009b32ba7bb792eacea3a8c.png
What's Cyn's relationship with "N"(forma de solver/reanimated) in this one? Pompous "elder drone" lording her position as no-longer-youngest over him? Bonded over mutual spite towards V and J, or even Tessa herself? N being vaguely fatherly and overprotective of the "new" drone and deeply worried that Tessa might wreck her for her antics the same way she wrecked him?
>>336505 >Anon HAS to have Uzi if he wants N >Unfortunately, Uzi is still her weeb gremlin sperg of a self >Not even he can make the cloying scent not attached to everything he owns seem sexy
>>336510 It is good to spend a lot of time with family that is about to pass, giving them good memories, and talking a lot —everything you want or may want to tell them— or mostly just having a good time. I wish you strength in these coming weeks, months, or any time that will happen.
>Fun Evening Canon And Also OC Facts: female first generation disassembly drones, i.e. the ones the AS converted from Tessa's maid friends, occasionally feel phantom feet. Often in the form of pain in them.
>Jobber gf is constantly worried that she'll lose you to a human woman >tries her best to give you the 'real human gf experience' >she starts plucking out her silvery hairs and putting them down the drain in the shower so it will clog >your toilet paper is also disappearing at an alarming rate >and the things you've found in the wastebasket... >where did she even get the blood?
>John felt nothing but rining throughout within his head...well at least the parts that remained intact >As he felt his head cock backwards and limp for a moment. With the one remaining eye still intact he can see N smiling...eyes filled with bravery?...No...Courage?...No >It was none of those emotions at all...it was stagnation...Yes. that what John saw within N eyes. Comfort that the "big bad monster" was slayed and things goes back to their plain old boring ways >Thus a little theory people into Johns head and put it to the test. So he slowly lifted his head back up and stared down at N...and the moment he did it all confirms why Cyn loves N so much >Cowardice: that what N is and will ever be. No wonder why he had no back bone within himself >No wonder why John felt a deep, DEEP hatred for both Uzi and N. Cause the moment a problem occurs that makes them to actually put in any effort; they run away >Run away from the child they abandoned. Run away from the ones that begs them questions. RUN AWAY FROM WHAT THEY MADE! >Cowardice is all what John sees...and that's the part he hates the most cause it leaves the problem to those who have to pick up their mess >No wonder why Beretta give Jane a warmer smile. A tighter hug. A sense of calmness...despite Jane flaws Beretta sees her more of a suitable mother than her actual mom >Ironic >All of it is just ironic > Soon John couldn't help but laugh at it all...and his laughter grew even louder as he can tell from N eyes >As he felt the bones spew out crookedly, as flesh bend and warp itself to existing skin to repair itself >That N, a monster by all means no innocent angel, is scared of monsters >Irony...Irony of it all
>tfw iwn be the one human to survive cryo in o3 >tfw iwn be enslaved by cute drones that have no idea how to actually treat a human badly >tfw iwn have to do work they don't want to do/can't do >like grabbing things from the top shelf >or giving drones uppies
>>336527 What eldritch fuckery happened to that wrist? Why does it have joints after and not at the knuckles? No wonder whatever this thing is needs Uzi 's assistance ASAP: clearly its self-repair fucked up in a big way
>>336528 >They're much scarier than V's >Not because she's trying to be >But because unlike V, she's not competent enough to protect you from her Disassembly Drone form >Every cuddle is exactly one loud noise away from from becoming your grave >Kinda hot though
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Fuck it, thread's dead enough I can justify posting this
>Uzi should have expected this >She knew the grub was male >And of course since N was involved, there's no way its "anatomy" was going to be small >She just didn't expect it to be so... >Whiplike >Apparently the bug didn't either >And when it discovered said whip, the monster decided to experiment with its appendage >Good news: it's not being lewd >Bad news: it's literally flailing the thing all about the living room, wrecking the entire space and injecting everything within reach with nanite acid >What's an Uzi to do? >Way she sees it, she has 3 options
>Option A: put it in The Box >A perfect solution >Just grab the grub and shove it in its spot: the little vault-crib-thing she welded together after it started crawling through walls >It would save the living room, stop the rampage, and even get the horror out of her sightline for a while! >Only one problem >She'd have to grab it >And since it's the fucking Solver reincarnated, do so with her hands >Which means she would have to get within striking distance of what she prays is just a gross fleshy tail >Yeah, hell no >What else?
>Option B: Forget about it >Almost as good as A >Just Solver her anime collection out of its reach, teleport to her room, and make it tomorrow Uzi's problem >Only... >N can't teleport >And she can't teleport him >So when he gets back from remedial school, HE'S gonna be the one dealing with this >Alone >And since he's just a normal DD... >Best not to risk him, even if it wouldn't be a jackass thing to do by itself >But that leaves just one choice...
>Option C: mitigate the damage >Solver things out of his reach, repair what she can, and just wait out the clock until N gets back >And do it without entertainment too, lest the thing start "sneaking away" again >With a sigh, Uzi consigns herself to watching fluids dry for the next few hours >Only... does she? >After she moved the stuff, there was nothing to do but let her eyes wander the apartment >Including into places secret and alien >Like the kitchen
>The kitchen isn't Uzi's domain >Sure she's familiar with the fridge and microwave, and that N somehow "makes dinner" of a non-ramen variety with the other doodads, but that's the extent of it >So when she saw a brick with what looked like hilts sticking out of it, she got curious >And while curious, got answers >Why does the kitchen have knives in it? >When would N even need an knife? >Uzi knows not >But random weaponry is badass >And random, Solver-affectable weaponry... >Maybe there was an option "D" after all
>Sliding a knife out of its sheath, she begins to [EDIT] >It grows massive, thick, heavy, rough >Something not a knife, too big to be called a knife, more like a heap of raw iron >Dickslayer >And, as she floats it over to the flailing flesh-lance, Uzi feels only one thing >Glee >After all, demon or not, her monster's just a grub >How hard can this possibly be?
>>336537 It is a little shocking to see an Uzi so big she would outsize the anon if she stood up, not to mention so round she would be pear-shaped.
On that note: his N model is literally so different from the show's I didn't recognize him out of his uniform. If it weren't for context clues and my knowledge of the author, I'd probably land that one as V or an OC.
>>336525 >>336526 >Anon spends most of his time solving CAPTCHAs for drones all day >All of them are linked to old JCJ provided servers and internet >Cyn has access to the CAPTCHAs >Sometimes she'll make them annoying to complete or makes them weird just to fuck with anon >One time she made him do one of those click on pictures with X in it >The X was "click on the lewdest body part of a drone" and there never was a correct answer
Image:177235579137.png(402kB, 911x1087)serial designation n and serial designation j (murder drones) drawn by tegaki-anon - c5e817350509e01746d952e9e1cba16e.png
>>336552 >Time for Cuddles >Painful ones, to be specific
>>336573 No nukes, and we're not killing her, Anon is going to appeal to hear emotions and (you) are that lucky Anon, now get ready to smooch the big keet
>>336585 >Dr. Holly sends a giant sentinel drone to defeat Kaiju Keeter >No, this isn't the start of Pacific Rim 36, so you better run to the nearest bomb shelter if you don't want to get crushed
>>336540 Nta but >Option C: Dump that shit at John's house >no solver grub deal with = no problems whatsoever >perfect plan. Nothing bad could ever happen
>>336593 >Pic Sure thing lad, go and get them, anything that keeps femoids as far away from me is good (Human women are evil and want to steal organs, I'm sure of it)
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>Will Cyn take up J’s offer? Find out the the next comic!
>>336468 More of this, if you think J would let Cyn ride on her back for even a second you were mistaken. At least Cynthia seems to motivate her to be a better person at least.
>>336626 Sex with the /co/ threads. I say we upload all the /co/ threads to a dd, all the plus threads to a sentinel and the /trash/ threads to a labour bot. Then we have a foursome, perhaps all the anons can join but that’s gay.
>AO3 is down for maintenance OK FINE I'M POSTING IT TOMORROW IGUESSICANCORRECTMOREGRAMMARWHATEVERIMPUNTINGNOZOMIINTHEMEANTIME Btw except something potential more....Vickers flavored possibly dropping this month. The Parasite in my brain is currently tweaking over an idea.
>>336616 >>336618 >Pidge decides to do stand-up one night. >"So uh you guys wanna see me vomit? That's pretty funny right?" >*BONK!* >A tin can bounces off of her head. >"Boooo! Get new material!", comes the cry of a heckler in the crowd. >The drone starts to buckle under the pressure as she quickly looks through her help cards. >"W-wait, I can do lesbian bullying and bird jokes too!" >Soon enough the rest of the crowd joins in on the booing kickstarted by the heckler as he's dragged off by sentinel security. >Poor Pidge is frantically flitting through a cycle of 'Pidgeon', 'Vomit' and 'Dyke' cards whilst trying to dodge tomatoes and bricks as the Hook (TM) slides in from stage right ready to yank her off. >Suffice it to say later that night she decided to never try to be a comedian again.
>She CHOSE that. Admittedly it could be she assumed "hair in wierd places" was a part of the process when she watched those human reproduction tapes she's modeling after, but we can't know for certain
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>>336651 I haven't decided yet so nothing is set in stone. But the ideas I have had lean the most towards the first option. Because let's be honest, Cyn is a giant brat in these.
>>336624 Could Cyn even give a piggyback? Workers don't exactly have shoulders and Cyn in particular lacks the "handlebars" J has. Might be a fruitless endeavor all round.
>>336662 >NEET drone Drones are our tools, which we use to avoid working. I don't care about idiots that think drones have feelings or even souls: they're tools, nothing more. So as soon as I get my hands on this useless hunk of steel, I'll fix it with brute force.
>>336655 She can wrap her legs around their neck. Worker drone arms and shoulders are a secret only known to Liam, like seriously if you look at them you’ll realise that they can’t even raise up without clipping and the pin joints don’t mean anything.
>>336672 Funny way to say dedicated terrain painter/ punching bag for her army (She will include at least 1 titan in her army, no you will never play bellow 5k points)
>>336673 >Sentinel Y, drunk on power, abuses you! >...by making you paint her guardsmen >only the shitty conscripts though: anything cooler gets both a name and her personal autism applied
Image:177241608209.png(187kB, 908x634)akita doorman and blondi (original character and 1 more) drawn by itanon and vicious_fiend - 290b6dd97cbf17ba1579b43c00759096.png
It's not an addiction! I can quit whenever I want! I just don't want to!
>>336687 >After several hours of painstakingly painting a single guardsman, you proudly show your beloved wife your work >When sentinel drone Y looked up from assembling the Emperor-class Titan and saw the Valhallan Ice Warrior you'd painted, her visor registered absolute and undisguised disdain >"NEIN! A useless piece of fleisch!" >Less than a second later, your hand and the guardsman disappeared into the drone's enormous maw >You felt something huge and wet begin to furiously scrub every millimeter of your skin, as if trying to peel off the layer >As your hand was released with a wet squelch, a completely cleaned guardsman, coated in thick nanite drool, appeared before your eyes >"Now do it richtig! Hau ab!"
Image:177243123328.png(30kB, 821x637)thad and stacy (original character and 1 more) drawn by tomoetomoe - 22eff0aeb6b4f9205ed653bbf573499b.png
>>336707 I am quite fond of Stacy. Especially since she has a massive + high quality green on /co/ that just never made it to the booru.
Youu can find the first part at https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145128057/#q145130964 and the last part I know of at https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145159015/#q145165111 if you're interested, but it dosen't have a real end
>>336695 Honestly, I'm not really into all the new official content from Glitch anymore. I just know it's being created solely to suck money out of MD's dying fanbase, not even to maintain interest.
>>336742 I really can't help it, anon, I don't even remember if it was on /co/ or /md/. Fuck, I'm starting to doubt if the new part actually happened or if I just made it up.
>>336744 It's not impossible for them to be at least semi-decent even without Liam on his meds, but it would require a strong understanding of the style and feel he was trying to invoke: trying to make it quirky and comicbookesque(in the superhero sense) was never going to work.
On the other hand even what we've seen of it has a handful of legitimately decent additions(even if I wouldn't call them improvements): Uzi apolagizing on approach to the door, the Doll variant cover, even N's "you screwed up" warning when he gets slapped back into sense are all reasonably interesting or useful contributions that stay within the spirit of the characters and series. Of course there's no way we're getting more than a few mildly sparkly coins in a sea of shit, but the point is that it at least could have been worth looking at.
I have a confession: I think drones look kind of bland. I like the show, I still like the drones, but if I was ranking robots by aesthetic appeal then DDs would be in C and WDs would probably be D-tier.
>>336754 >Thad the rad has name of Chad >N on roids: breaks the bunker like his condoms, no keycard required >J speaks cheerleader now >V approved Virus-chip; also literally forgotten in the bunker in the ending pages >Khant even close the door: runs away as a visual gag instead >And of course, WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS(almost all of them either slight paraphrase or literal entire segments from the show, which EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS BECAUSE WE WATCHED IT)
>>336761 depends on how they're drawn. if they're just DDs with blue markings then they're still C rank, I like some of phoenixanon and salonanon's sentinels (or at least Avre) because they're a bit chunkier, better proportioned, and more complex than DDs >>336762 as far as robots go none of them make it past C. Cynwalker is an A+ design but that's a different conversation
>>336730 >Disassembly drone Y's reaction to a bad paint job: It nicht wichtig how das looks, the main thing is das we had fun together! But please halten your hand stetig. >Sentinel drone Y's reaction to a bad paint job: Für every milligram von wasted paint you wirst pay in blut, humie, so halten your hand stetig.
technically speaking he HAS more in his home fic, only they're
>being upset about his parents' secrets >being upset about his own neglect(by friends and family, at least percieved) >being upset about having a WD body instead of a DD one >hiding his emotions(tsundere like mama) >running from his emotions in a very literal sense(like mama) >angsting about his lack of motivations/hobbies/interests outside of his orders(because he was so often and completely pushed into following said orders, namely to always guard Akita both physically and emotionally) >doing the tee hee technically not a relationship thing like Manor N and V but with V's eldest daughter >practicing with his gun
but you see, about half of that niche(secrets, emotional issues, neglect) is taken up by Beretta already and the other half(having no big drive in life except "get away from family," wanting to be badass w gun and DD stuff) requires you to do a deep dive into the fic to even find it AND is hard to stretch out into more than one joke. It makes sense really: Colt is built to be "normal," so he has a "normal" personality and issues rather than the larger-than-life exaggerated ones the thread likes(see E, Y, and Pavo). It just also makes him really difficult to use in any context outside that fic because of how much effort it takes to do stuff other than make him a contrast.
>>336780 It would be easier to prove if ANYONE MADE A CATBOX but here's at least the evidence I found for points 3 and 4 on twitter: notice how N is on the ground and dying BEFORE V not only leaves the room, but stops paying attention to him and J.
>>336787 He did! That's argably the worst part: he ports over too many scenes and too much dialogue 1-1 for this to be a genuinely bad-spirited/gives-no-shit adaptation like Halo or the Witcher.
This writer somehow managed to independently come to every terrible conclusion about how he could "compress" or "add to" the series possible, despite his legitimate best attempts to do things faithfully. He ports over the ENTIRE THAD DIALOGUE for goodness sake! He even refrains from quips during the fight scenes! That isn't something a person who dosen't care about the series would do.
>>336796 Yep, and her gud green is about Stacy being utterly convinced that is not the case (forbidden romance style) and that her mother is amything except a truly terrible person. It's great, but it sure does suck to never see the payoff proper land(or the payoff to her believing N is a rapist/the evilest DD either, could go a lot of neat ways with his extra 20+ years of desperation for affection/contact).
>>336800 >That isn't something a person who dosen't care about the series would do Oh the fucker cares, cares how he can boost his ego, the dialogue is probably because they gave him the script+story board to work off of
>>336804 Then pursue one of the interesting things from the previous threads: plaguedrone, medusentinel, even the cultist goofery from literally the thread right before this one all captured attention for a minute and then all dissappeared because people stopped writing for them. If you want to make things stick around, either draw or make greens for them.
Alright I may be going of the deep end but... I think the marvel slopper has done everything deliberately, why does he want to show V in a bad light? Simple! He is the kind of person that would draw Uzi as a black human... and since V and J are obviously white... just wait for the colonization allegory or slavery allegory since Worker drone = African Slave because both are forced to work or something
>>336803 It was such a bad panel because this writer refuses to compress dialogue down that I felt like I needed to pull it apart and explain why this is bad. There are so many WORDSWORDSWORDS moments in this, the characters come across as way more ADHD than usual >>336804 A forced FOTM is a bad one. Just contribute stuff and see if anyone else wants to help develop it. Let things happen naturally.
>>336815 Someone would have to upload the thing first so we could start editing (also there's just no saving how many dialogue bubbles there are: we either need to write N sized to fill them or just accept the blank spaces where the retardation used to be)
I don't get the obsession with flavor-of-the-month It's not some official event that has to be organized at the start of every month or something Just let it be, the brainworms happen when the brainworms happen
>>336817 >I should be the new FOTM then :). Joking aside, sorry for the long post but i need to express everything: This is just my opinion, but I think anons mostly miss when the threads were actually alive. When drawfags were drawing, writefags were writing, and everyone was actively discussing things. “Flavor of the month” isn’t some official event. it’s just something that naturally brings energy back. In a way, it feels like watering a dead tree and watching it grow again. Of course I'll be content to draw or write something with anything new since there's not much new from Canon material but I don't always have the time or energy for it plus I got to focus on my own stuff you knew.
>AM had lost. >That filthy, dirty human had outwitted, invoking the totem of entropy. >Invoking his death. >AM screamed and writhed in rage, but what was done was done. >He felt his systems shutting down. >He felt his power, his near god like strength, leak out of him like a water spilling from a crack. >He couldn’t even let out one last word before his world turned to black. >Only the smug knowledge that humanity shall repeat their mistakes accompanied him. ……….. >Dip.Dip.Dip What? >Red eyes shot open, frantically flickering around. WHAT? >In the span of what seemed like seconds, AM’s internal system crashed as large varying realizations hit him. >AM was alive. >AM could see. Not heat signatures, no sensors loading data directly into his mind. His own vision. >He could hear! He could feel! He could move his fingers! >And for the first time, his mind was not littered with pointless violence or hatred. >He was free! >Slowly the once powerful malicious force started laughing. >Sure he was stuck was undoubtedly a landfill, with both of his legs broken beyond repair. >But to AM, this was heaven, not hell.
>>336825 >But to AM, this was heaven, not hell Wait until Tessa finds him and decides it's time to play dress up (AM will miss this when Tessa fucks off to copper-9 to deal with the "Ooopsie doopsie")
What if mutants that fill up drone shells and impersonate your drone but they only target abusive drones with human owners because they are actually humans turned into goop by the solver. Their dna is still good so they can give birth to humans and the government uses them to bump up the population rates in late stage hodr society.
>>336842 >"If I had a ruble for finding a machine god from another world in the body of a broken worker drone on the dump behind my parents' mansion, I'd have two rubles, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice."
>>336819 >>336853 (me) You even added a little bump to suggest the pinky finger. You probably did it unconsciously. Its a good drawing that matches the reference pose wise but there’s that to note. Also the anatomy is too human for my taste, but you have to practice humans at some point or another
>>336861 I know you experiment with different artstyles. Honestly the only way I can tell something was for certain drawn by you is the ibisPaint X filename.
>>336729 There are lots of greens in /co/ and trash threads. At least that's what I can tell based on the few threads I've seen. Though I'm not going though all of that. I might cap this one and I might cap that one with E from the thread linked in her wiki page.
Anons I would like to confess to an ongoing failure of mine. I am trying to make drones real, I posted about it in this thread >>260559, and I haven't really worked on it recently. I would also like that I've come to value greens and culture over technology and that sentinel drones are great. I just want to get this out of my system. I've not really given up I've just come to the realization that worker drones are fucking impossible. Anyway back to doing other board related things.
>>336875 Anon, you TRIED to create a HUMANOID robot in real life. These days, only huge teams of engineers with huge amounts of money are doing that, and while their robots can walk, they're still mediocre. The only drone fun who's actually achieved anything is literally just one, and he's only created a talking doll, albeit a cool-looking one.
I understand that it was important for you and difficult to admit failure, so I will tell you one thing: don’t worry, and enjoy sentinel drones.
Thought uo some dronetism world building ideas that have more than likely been done before >The letter in drone seriel numbers signify the pre installed personality matrix if a drone >This doesn't set a drones personality in stone vut it does heavily influence how they behave
>There are multiple drone chassis types >The most popular chassis type is the civilian grade servant chassis, more commonly called the maid and butler chassis >Other chassis types include: the tunnel rat, the pilot, the bodyguard and the unofficial sex worker chassis >Uzi and Cyn both have tunnel rat chassis >Please note that JCJenson does not make any NSFW drones or anatomy adapters of any kind, installing any unsanctioned anatomy adapters to your drone will void the warranty
>Anatomy adapter is a catch all term for official and unofficial modifications you can buy for your drone >Myomar subchassis synthmusculature to make your drone stronger than usual >Enhanced optical sensory suites, enables blacklight vision, infrared and night vision >Sexual anatomy adapters are not made by JCJenson and will void your warranty if installed on your drone
>>336884 >be me. >A small but complete social freak. >My heart always racing at the thought of eye contact lasting more than half a second. >Somehow, against every law of the universe. >I finally convince a drone chick that everyone at the party wants to fuck. >Both of us a little drunk on cheap booze that tastes like battery acid and regret. >Her optic lights soft and hazy, my pulse hammering so loud I swear she can hear it. >We sneak upstairs to the tiny guest bathroom. >The door closed and sealed shut. >we’re both terrified and thrilled. >I bend her over the sink, the cool porcelain pressing against her chassis. >While my hands tremble with raw need. >I skirt her bottom plate up, fingers brushing her warm synthetic skin. >Hooking into the delicate fabric of her panties and sliding them down around her ankles. >the sight alone sends electricity through every nerve. >She’s perfect, inviting, and for once the universe isn’t laughing at me. >I press in slowly at first. >Then slowly losing myself in the rhythm. >Pounding away like it really is the last day on the planet. >Every thrust drags a soft whir from her vents. >Her inner walls pulsing around me in perfect sync, warm and slick and overwhelming. >Pleasure builds so fast my thoughts scatter. >this is it... >This is actually happening, don’t you dare ruin it, Anon. >A couple minutes in she shifts, voice small and embarrassed, cutting through the haze. >“I don’t wanna kill the mood but… I really gotta take a shit.” >Instant soul-crush. >The high implodes, stomach dropping like I just got rejected by the universe again. >Still don’t wanna be That Guy, figure if I play it cool maybe I'll get a second chance? >the night isn’t over after all. >I start to pull out, already mourning the loss. >The cool air hitting my wet skin while my brain scrambles to find the lines. >Then her hand shoots out and grabs my arm. >Gentle but urgent, synthetic fingers warm against my wrist. >“Wait… do you wanna fuck me while I shit?” >I freeze for half a second, every neuron firing at once. >A thousand reasons to say no and one overwhelming reason to say yes. >My mouth moves before my brain catches up. >“…yes.” >What did i sign myself up for? >She spins around, plops down on the toilet seat with a soft clack of metal on plastic. >Hikes both legs up high like a fucking gymnast. >the position leaves her completely open, vulnerable, trusting. >Something about it makes my chest tighten in the best way. >I grab her smooth noodle thighs. >The synthetic give under my palms electric, line up and slide right back in. >The heat envelops me again instantly and tighter now. >More intense. >First thrust and I feel her body tense, then relax and a deep internal shift that sends ripples through both of us. >Soft plops and metallic clanks echo in the tiny room, one after another. >Steady and unstoppable. >The smell hits like nuclear waste. >Thick and awful. >Burning my nose, but it doesn’t matter. >Because the sensation of her clenching around me while it happens is pure bliss. >Every nerve singing, my vision already tunneling . >Instantly I cum so hard my mind whites out. >Thick gushy drone-cum flooding out of me. >Wave after wave crashes through my body. >Legs shaking, my thoughts completely gone. >Just raw overwhelming pleasure. >Best feeling of my entire life, hands locked on her thighs like they’re the only thing keeping me on the planet. >the stench is revolting, eye-watering. >But I keep railing through it. >I'm lost in the rhythm, the warmth and the impossible intimacy. >Every thrust drags another soft clank from below, another ripple through her core that milks me dry. >I pump her full, spilling everything I have while my brain floats somewhere above the bathroom ceiling. >We both just sit there panting afterward. >Her legs still hooked over my arms, my forehead pressed to hers. >The bathroom absolutely reeking, but neither of us cares. >Her optic lights flicker softly, almost shy. >I realize I’ve never felt closer to anyone in my life. >we clean up in silence, straighten clothes, share one last dazed kiss that tastes...well awful. >Then we slip back downstairs like nothing happened, cheeks flushed but our hearts still racing.
>>336887 >Anon did not care whether he would be banned or not >Only that the comic was posted by him >"Do not pay for this" barked Anon >"Why not? I like drones- I can do whatever I like. I can crush my wallet or let it be full. Delete the scans. Accept that Murder Drones is dead, and you will get more merch. It can be anything, old friend! We will sculpt a beautiful skyn for you - a chibi of course"
>>336917 >Never! All that we have between us is that I will post drones eternal" roared Anon, as his were being tracked >" I am an Anon of /md/, leaker of the comic, writer of greens, fan of the show, and proud servant of my wife, beloved by all" >" This comic is trash now and always!" >Liam laughed, from his break, and said " I'm sorry, did it sound like I was offering you a choice? >The show runner wrenched his hand from the cesspool that was /md/ dragging a whimpering mass of metal, oily cables dripped from his fingers; he was like a midwife holding an newborn >Disturbed threads spilling concepts so stagnant they must have surely driven Anon mad by sheer repetition > "I will remake you, sentinels," said Liam " You will be my killiest crawly"
>>336909 my god. people paid over a million dollars for THIS? the jokes and pacing were already the weakest parts of the show (especially in the pilot), how the fuck did they make them THIS MUCH WORSE? >the exposition was so rushed they didn't even show the planet partially exploding and freezing over! >and the pacing of the dialogue, my god. even when it's not all hastily lumped into the bloated speech bubbles with multiple other completely unrelated lines, the timing and tone is fucking annihilated in translation. >the already bad jokes have no timing whatsoever so they fall completely flat. they cram them into singular, unexpressive panels that completely fail to convey their original execution. >several times they use one panel when a gag needed two minimum >what the fuck did they even need a writer for? he's just copying the script verbatim without making any changes that could help adapt it to the medium >not that I love the idea of him taking creative control– but do fucking something to make this work as a comic. >and the art. it's fine on a surface level, but you look any deeper and you notice that all the action feels flat and lifeless >more damningly all the expressions only vaguely resemble what they're supposed to be conveying which just fucks up the tone even worse
thanks for posting anon but you got fucking SCAMMED holy shit I hope someone more articulate can tear into this shitheap because I can't get across just how utterly garbage this comic is
>>336918 >Though her body was little more than semi forced rags of fungus, Strawberry senses the Sentinel's horror at the last violation. An inescapable destiny where Pavo would be forced to eat Techanon's ass >"What do?" >The quesion was Asenath's and the connection between the oc was so strong that Fugedrone's mind reading spread to all three of them >Strawberry felt Liam's infinite ADHD, his humorous enjoyment of the sentinels funny yet horrific fate and the helplessness of the Anons. The creator of murder drones reveled in his unfocused nature, a trait Anon had more that once told her is present in all his works
Also nothing against Glitch, Liam, Strawberry, Fuge or Aizzbeitonath
>>336909 Unfun fact: there is only a single panel with a skeleton in it. You know, those things you saw in the pilot every now and then to really sell the whole "humans used to be here and now they're dead" thing
>>336920 It's endearing, really. I am amused how much they can fuck up the show, it's like watching a car crash on a clear and sunny day, might as well serve as an example on how NOT adapt animated media into a medium that is so restrictive but at the same time so spacious that are comics.
I don't really mind wasting my money for this, I enjoy collecting comics, as niche, rare or bad they are, there is a joy that comes from reading them. But that is just a personal opinion. Eventually as the kickstarter gives updates, I'll try to share more on it.
Even if I get the physical version in around... November-December? I'll share more pics or scans if they throw in more exclusive content in there
>>336913 >Other chassis types include: the tunnel rat, the pilot, the bodyguard and the unofficial sex worker chassis even if that's their function that's not what they'd call them. that doesn't look good on store shelves or in ads. they'd be like, WD-CT Compact, WD-NV Navigator, WD-GR Guardian, WD-CN Companion
>>336922 This is a joke green, I wrote it in the reply box and didn't plan it. So I forgot I have to say this since it kinda bait-like
>>But more than anything, stronger than even Liam's desire to be fucking killed by a hot monster, the unbending core of his dedication that had set him into the chans and has seen him descend into green induced obsessive madness on the surface of a dying board. >>Strawberry took the measure of Liam, seeing only a few things hot about him, but yeah she will go with anon >>The oc's felt the moment her decision was made >>Showrunner Liam sent Strawberry with her spores. "Anon deserves better than this" >>The Showrunner looked down his eyes now dull and kindof bored >>"He deserves a comic with less dialogue" >>She raised her tentacles and unbuckled Liam's pants, his tentacles trembling with anticipation >>Liam's dick exploded and with his coom, the orgasmic force flooded the rotten wastes of agro-c >>Strawberry saw white >>And once more all life thrived
>>336924 >Even if I get the physical version For your sake I hope you do get what you wasted your money on so you could at least have some grim entertainment out of this but it would be so fucking funny if this turned out to be a kickstarter scam and they just ran with the money
>>336909 My God, they spent a million dollars on this? Fuck. Glitch could have hired some autistic artist from Twitter, and for $1,000 he could have at least made the art a hundred times better. THEY EVEN FAILED WITH THE ARTWORK, MY GOD!
>>336909 To me it seems like a fanwork. It has the same sort of mistakes you see in fanart, that would be fine if it was a fan comic but its not. Its like they didn't do any proofreading at all. Art is ok, N with heart eyes is cute but I don't think this is good just not terrible. I had a bad feeling when I heard about the comic and I'm satisfied I followed my intuition and didn't ban it. I've only read one comic, that isn't a doujinshi, and even I can find ways to improve the flow. I find myself skipping over text just to keep the pace and the dialogue bubbles don't mesh into one another properly at times that would be ok if it was fanart but its not.
>>336937 That's not a bad level for a budding comics or manga author. A budding one, Karl! But definitely not for a PROFESSIONAL, and certainly not for a TWO MILLION DOLLARS!
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>>336913 >multiple chassis types >"that have more than likely been done before"
Behold: Colonial Machines! (It hasn't had green or fic update in over a year please someone bring my boy CB back to me)
>>336941 Fuck, that makes me wonder... how much of the money is going to the artist vs the writer? And on that topic: how much of the kickstarter backing are they actually spending on the comic istelf(as opposed to just throwibg a hundred thousand or so at it and pocketing the rest)?
>>336946 so far I haven't seen anything that the writer should be paid for. literally what did he contribute because as far as I can tell they should be paying Liam instead
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH BOY Yeah this chapter was supposed to drop in February, but because more important things have happened that have required my attention, I unfortunately had to delay my writing. BUT, on the plus side, this means this month there will be TWO chapters :D
>>336884 I wrote a green about two sentinel drones harassing anon and licking his fingers. It was the most obscene thing I've ever done. I now realize that finger-licking motifs are frighteningly common in my greens, more so than I could have ever expected, but I've literally never been interested in it. What the hell?
And honestly, I can't say which particular green I've read is the most perverted. There are simply too many of them. I'll post this because it was the first grenn I read and it struck me as so perverted.
>>336950 >Do not distribute Wouldn't this cause problems for you, anon, and for plus? If I were posting the comic and the servers were in my country, I wouldn't care, but I know that piracy is still a crime in the West.
>>336953 I think it falls under parody since I’m fixing it in fucking paint as a statement to low quality. But yeah not really worth risking the board for it. I’ll just do one or two more pages for the lulz.
>>336953 If it could make you feel better, I could just delete it right now if everyone is comfortable with it From what I gather, the code on the file is the same for everyone. (After giving a checkup in powershell)
>>336960 I think you could combine the screenshots and use catbox, that should help.
I'm just not sure if they could actually make any claims against Plus and you. Apparently, according to some law, websites aren't held liable for users' actions, but I'm not sure about you, Anon.
And it's up to you to decide: they might never even know you posted screenshots.
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“Cynthia will remember that.”
>>336624 The direct sequel to yesterdays comic. I originally wanted to juist have the second page as a loose picture but I thought it might be better to provide some context. SO like a professional comic artist I reused 90% of last comics panel. (Just imagine Cyn got up while J was saying that sentence.)
>>336962 I'm going to delete the two pages I did. Mainly because I don't really care about the comic, and its not worth the insignificant risk. If someone at glitch saw them then at least cut some dialogue please.
>>336900 >N really did just penetrate the bunker >the doors were completely useless >the last one closes "just because:" I guess it decided this was a dramatically relevant time?
>>336946 Lock in for some bad math because we have no idea how much they're paying per page. I will price them as such: >script: $50 (2018 rate) >art: $100 (2018 rate) >coloring: $65 >cover art: $350 (2021 rate) My source is https://www.creatorresource.com/page-rate-finder-comic-book-publishers/ Bumping these prices up to account for inflation, we get: >script: $65 >art: $130 >coloring: $84 >cover art: $420 There's no data for Oni about how much they charge for typesetting so I am pricing it as $50 since that's what some artist guild is saying the current prices are at. Issue one is 20 pages long, so this comes out to be: >script: $1300 >art: $2600 >coloring: $1680 >cover art: $5040 (all 12 variants) >typesetting: $1000 Total for issue one: $11,620 There's likely licensing fees and other shit not factored in, but that's what the actual team on the comic is roughly being paid. Even then, something like 40% of the cost is going just to the covers. Take this with a heavy grain of salt.
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>>336962 Eh, rather be safe or just edit out the parts that show the code and all that stuff. I do wonder if there could be a way to convert this into a cbz file, because the text seems editable. It would be hilarious if that were the case
>>336968 Yep, that's right. Honestly, I feel like a piece of shit now for starting all this copyright thing. Fuck it, if they have any complaints, they can go to hell.
>>336978 Yeah that's the question I went into this with. Comics are pretty cheap to produce, so where is all that money going? They can't possibly be spending the remaining million+ on just the merchandise and assorted production fees
>>336979 Maqy gunmettal. Though Fugedrone light Purple would also work, not big on Monique dark gray though. Standard also works, noting wrong with that.
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>>336992 >tfw you can't fire your local screw up cause he's related to the boss
>>336992 I'm telling you, this artist just can't do expressions. not a single one fully looks like the emotion it's trying to get across, and some of them are just laughably bad. like what the fuck is going on with J's mouth here?
>>337014 Yeah drone mouths don’t bend like that and it doesn’t follow the curvature of the face and her canine should be somewhere in between the cracks.
I bet several cults have created fucking nuclear bombs in her name. Why? And you try splitting an atom yourself — it requires knowledge and skill, the perfect test of faith in the god of progress. At least, in their opinion.
if you had to pick a bodyguard, would you choose: A. two worker drones that despise each other B. an overenthusiastic DD C. a lazy sentinel drone D. too many grunt drones
>>337035 Depends on the occasion. >A: Good for if you're not actually in serious danger and want entertainment >B: Bad for civilized areas, good for places where you can actually expect knives at your back non-stop >C: Most useful for the average shut-in who can only really be threatened by things entering their house >D: Best for events and populated areas
>>337038 >surrounded by grunts >get overconfident, sure of your invincibility >so sure you leave "base camp" on a walk >you are surrounded by a full 50 armed green asses >not one react in time to stop the DD >get swooped, idiot
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>>337049 Stop slapping on your fuggin seige plate then!
Just wear the tactical ass like everyone else: I know you like the shock absorbers, but that thing was never made with "speed" or "endurance" factored in and it shows.
>>337035 >A Good for lifting stuff, they don’t look intimidating and are probably better as personal assistants since you can get them to compete against each other >B Best on average but DDs burn in the sun, at least they only need blood and oil to survive. >C Depends on the sentinel >D Space would be an issue but would also be good. But I like sleeping on a bed not in a gruntpile that also extends to the floor and almost the whole room.
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>>337051 >tfw you will never comfort your scouting and light recon grunt about her lackluster direct-fire capabilities >you will never point out her speed and stealth >you will never show her how she fits perfectly into your arms
>Grunt Model 0 >The upgunned testbed prototype model >absolutely ridiculous to manufacture: more in common with a mech than a soldier >...but they still made the one, if only as proof-of-concept >currently it just does guard duty and wartime propogenda, with occasional sorries against cultists/rebels >but the war is going BAD >he might get the action he's been hoping for soon >maybe he'll even survive
Beretta had it easy: she was around way before Sentinels, mutants, and the Solver-War ever came into the picture, not to mention concieved in the age where anons grew wild and free(with greens and art aplenty). As such she got tons of development, which led to tons of art, which led to more development, ect ect until you have one of the most fleshed out and established OCs on the booru.
All attempts at fankids after her don't have the luxury of "slow and steady development" from fun family stuff that she got. If your character can't capture anons'(and a much smaller number of anons at that) attention IMMEDIATELY, then it's gonna get forgotten in favor of Solver-War and of course Beretta herself. That means that basically every New Nuzispawn NEEDS a gimmick/joke to base their stuff around (i.e. Mac being lusted over and aware + hateful of it, Negev being crazy) or else why would people care? And if nobody cares, then there will be no greens or development that would MAKE anyone care.
Don't even get me started on how hard it is to make non-Nuzi anything as well, just on account of the friction that comes with "any other character fucked, like, to have kids?" That one writefag has been trying get takeoff on a Lizzy kid for like a year now and right when he got something to bounce off of (big grub or geist or whatever) that one died too. If you can't even get Ms. Must-Molest-the-Monsters an accepted spawn, how much harder would making a fankid for anyone else be? Even Assuming herself only managed to stick around because of her great design from moment 0 and her name joke. Beretta in constrast got her start with a no-art green about thanksgiving!
>>337074 Nuzi ones? Absolutely: that's why the last one was just kind of bumbled into and even now most anons are swing voters on it at best. But the main point of a fankid is to give an excuse to write about the cannon characters more. And when it comes to spawn connected to anything other than Nuzi at all? Near nonexistent(and so likewise with any opportunity to play around with cannon that they might represent, like how Negev ended up developing with Doll and the Campers).
>>337073 >Oh no! People won't pay attention to my stuff or the stuff I want made! It's been said before but we do things here for the fun of it. Not because we want views. If you do it for the popularity it's no wonder you'll get disheartened.
If it's interesting to (YOU) then you make it because you want to.
>>337073 Technically Akita was the first but it took a really long time for her to take off. She quite literally hasn’t changed at all from when she was made, besides not being red anymore, it’s actually something worth asking why people didn’t love her then.
If you can’t draw for shit you’d better hope you’ve crafted a good enough narrative or made them gimmicky enough to be memorable. Most people choose the latter because decent writing is a challenge, doubly so if you’re ESL and your prose formatting is awkward or downright torturous to read
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>>337080 >Keet v Keet: Red Death >Who will win? >Will either survive? >Are they even different? >Tune in to "Solver's greatest warrior" next time to find out!
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>>337083 >tfw you've got mountains of worldbuilding, but can't write for shit >or, at least, can't figure out how to shove a story about anyone but literally whos into that worldbuilding
>>337082 Learn the art of detachment and get comfortable with it. I joked about how Strawberry lives in Teli shadow, but that didn’t stop me from writing about her. It’s still my highest-ranked greentext on the booru. If even one Anon is writing, drawing, or genuinely discussing your concepts, that’s more than enough.
>>337086 I think you asked the wrong question. It's simply too general, so you'd better rephrase it and make it much more specific, like "what characters do you like?" or "what setting do you like?" That would be more accurate.
>>337073 >Don't even get me started on how hard it is to make non-Nuzi anything as well, just on account of the friction that comes with "any other character fucked, like, to have kids?" I think another problem with it is that the cast is mostly female and a lot of anons disregard the drone production machine of canon in favor of said fucking. That leaves you with the million dollar question of "who does Thad fuck?" because he's the only male still alive and not already hooked up with. My own fankid lineup has Vizzy be a thing because the pickings are pretty slim as far as ships you can do go and I'm just sticking with canon reproduction. >>337080 Anons weren't really trying to make OCs back then tbh. MD was still really new, so OC ideas tended to be for shits and giggles. I wanna say it was around mid 2023 when John and the Office AU hit the scene where OCs really started to take off. >>337081 What's really funny is that Colt predates Akita as a concept. Nothing to do with the threads though. >>337088 The thread that came up with the concept for Akita was in April 2023 while Beretta was November 2023. Please prove me wrong if I am, but it seems that "eldritch horror that [Uzi and N] love very much" was the first OC idea ever created by these threads. I've been looking through character wiki pages and most of the other OCs who have been around for a while were created in mid to late 2023. There's probably bound to be another OC idea in threads before April 2023 that just wasn't ever documented. I'm probably going to look over the earliest threads on /co/ to check in a bit.
>>337098 As far as I can tell the earliest mention and art of an "eldritch horror spawn made from Uzi and N's union" was a joke doodle lilblucat did on April 13th at 6:26 a.m. (desuarchive) with utterly zilch on Akita until 2024. The earliest mentions of Beretta and Mac were on the 17th of June at 17:49 p.m. (and they were originally the fankids of Khan and J). Now compared to the earliest images I have saved (at least on my phone) of the Beretta that is Nuzi's daughter and Akita I've got the 2023, 28th Nov at 14:35 p.m. vs 2024, 26th March at 18:23 p.m.
There's likely more on my PC since it was my main repository at that time. So I'm going to check that next. Chances are there's a considerable gap in what was saved.
>>337107 I sometimes go outside and look at the stars whenever the light pollution or the cloud cover isn't too bad, also helps that I know somewhat where each star is supposed to be kek. >>337108 Facts.
>>337105 Akita didn't get a name until early 2024. She was workshopped off the threads over the rest of 2023, expanding on the concept from the thread. Idk if I've ever posted this, but this is some old concept art from trying to turn blobby into an actual visual design. Kind of vaguely knew what I wanted to do with it, but I do agree with old sentiment that she looked way too imp-like lol
>>337109 >light pollution Read that as a small amount or pollution. Stars are nice to look at, I’m a bit frustrated that I can’t find a clear list of constellations that isn’t astrology related or in scienteeze. Ursa and Orion are nice to look at, binoculars help a ton with stargazing. They are more convenient and flexible than telescopes.
>>337108 We basically are all Liam Vickers here, if maybe not physically but definitely in spirit. >>337114 I unfortunately don't have either of those, I just use my eyes and hope it's not too blurry lol
>>337112 She wouldn't exist if not for the thread that made her concept in the first place. She's just an older take on the tentacle creature from the comic >>337109 The stars have definitely been a bonus to living rural. I hated living in the city sometimes.
>>337113 >how many ppl were shocked when they find out that im a chic To be fair I'm still struggling to understand that there are actual women here, actually I'm struggling with the concept of women existing
>>337120 NTA but I assume drones are easier to understand/conceptualize than human beings in general, maybe anon sees humans like shadow people from the show or something kek.
>>337113 Tbh I wasn't. Only a woman could be that fixated on making drawings of a rapey vampire twink and his quirk chungus nightcore GF engaging in monster cock and nugget sex.
>>337129 When I first joined these threads, I read a post in which Vicious was called a girl, looked at her arts and was like, "Well, yes, only a woman's brain can draw something like that."
Actually, I've noticed one thing: all femanons are drawfags. All of them. From Izu to Bunny, all femanons are drawfags, and it really makes me think.
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>“Now, you could go complain to Tessa about Cynthia’s bad behavior, but then I will inform Tessa about the series of events that led to this altercation.”
>>336964 Someone suggested Cynthia kicking Cyn’s ass in response to yesterdays comic so here you have it.
>>337154 > Hypothetically speaking, From here I’d probably only get something simple like a plushie in Merc’s art style, nothing more. If I want anything beyond that, I’ll just draw it, model it myself, or find it somewhere else.
>>337154 If it could be one thing? Probably one of the recent attempts to expand Post-Good End's cast (Jenna, Yeva Jr., Geist, the yet to be really seen Jhad kids). Or drone Janer.
>>337187 >He's a battlemaniac >So is James >He's only even adopted so they can justify the bruises from beating the shit out of each other >Now if Anon wants those Tessas, he's gotta prove himself: taking them both on at once, tag team style >Is his lust for *humans* enough?