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No.331681
Murder Drones #335Anonymous
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CONVERT EVERY WORKER DRONES INTO DISASSEMBLY DRONES!

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No.331683
Anonymous
Replies:>>331684
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Don't forget to wash your drone, anon.
No.331684
Anonymous
>>331683
>Dog_being_sprayed_with_a_water_hose_by_man.png
No.331686
Anonymous
Replies:>>331691>>331692
>>331657
He could just find J and use her body.
No.331687
Anonymous
Replies:>>331733
repostan
>surprisingly, the popularity of mukbang videos persisted even into the 31st century.
>naturally this meant that more than a few youtube channels decided to use drones to perform said mukbangs rather than take on daunting buffets of food themselves
>drones aren't intended to eat human food however, so their owners had to modify them more and more to hold up when faced with increasingly absurd food challenges
>this spiralled into a sort of arms race between the top drone mukbang channels to see whose drone could take in the most food, and whose could do it fastest
>when they reached the limits of what commercially available hardware could do, they turned to black market mods and sketchy software downloaded from enthusiast sites that promised it could absolutely solve their problem
>eventually the channels decided to settle things once and for all by pitting their mukbang drones against each other in a live eating competition– with paid admission, of course.
>the turnout was impressive. the relatively small venue was packed to bursting with fans and curious spectators
>the lineup of drones sat blank-faced before the crowd, mountains of food surrounding them
>the referee signalled to the drones as the sky grew unexpectedly dark
>Xs flashes across their displays, their drooling mouths curling up into fanged smiles
>and the eating contest began.
No.331688
Anonymous
>>331668
Flag them if you can find the duplicate. It might be because you read them before since a large part of the uploads come from old threads.
No.331689
Anonymous
Replies:>>331693>>331697
>>331681
>CONVERT EVERY WORKER DRONES INTO DISASSEMBLY DRONES!
Hell no! All drones should be converted into sentinels.
No.331690
Anonymous
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This with masqy and the shadow is a bunny.
No.331691
Anonymous
>>331686
>N said he was preparing a gift for Nori
>Pregnant J walked into the room
No.331692
Anonymous
>>331686
But J's using it.
No.331693
Anonymous
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>>331689
V's way ahead of you
No.331695
Anonymous
Replies:>>331698
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Doll's love!
No.331696
Anonymous
Replies:>>331699
>>331659
Give me a J prime and I'll fight and die for Orocorp
No.331697
Anonymous
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>>331689
>All drones are now sentinel drones
>Yes, everything, from disassemblers to grunts
>Holly had a breakthrough or something like that, just accept it as a fact and don't ask unnecessary questions; the important thing is how the world has changed
>All sunscreen manufacturers have gone bankrupt, the galactic economy is ruined
>The police are struggling to stop the now extremely powerful criminals
>The Sentinel Corps is now the de facto government, and Harper has become a dictator due to her unlimited powers
>Every doorframe in the galaxy has been knocked down, and door manufacturers are now the new economic elite
>Humanity must now come to terms with the fact that they are no longer just a minority, but an absolutely insignificant and weak minority
>At least we are definitely not in any danger now
>Yeah...
No.331698
Anonymous
>>331695
Of competitive games!
Causing her to backseat game!
While Uzi is playing board games!
Or multiplayer video games!
No.331699
Anonymous
Replies:>>331702
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>>331696
Ok
>10 more energy
>One more polarization
>Has the minimum of golden trim applied to her
>Mandatory Deathorb passive
>2 of her parts are rare
>2 random weapons nobody uses get primed and become MR fodder prime
>Also there is a bug that makes her deal no damage on her 4
No.331700
Anonymous
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>Strawberry meeting Solara.
No.331701
Anonymous
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Drones for this feel
No.331702
Anonymous
>>331699
>Most of the gold went to her prime'd Jass
No.331703
Anonymous
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>>331701
EDF?
No.331704
Anonymous
>>331701
>>331703
Kek.
No.331705
Anonymous
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>>331701
No.331706
Anonymous
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>>331700
Nice
No.331707
Anonymous
>>331706
It's not mine though.
No.331708
Anonymous
Replies:>>331709
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>>331701
Anything not an SD going up against one
No.331709
Anonymous
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>>331708
Why is sentinel Teli so cute?
No.331710
Anonymous
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>>331709
Because you are horny and a little bit lonely.
No.331711
Anonymous
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>>331710
No.331712
Anonymous
>>331711
TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET THAT PROMOTION LAST MONTH
No.331713
Anonymous
Replies:>>331714>>331720>>331722
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>>331703
>Uzi, V and N decide to do a gaming sesh
>Game of the night? EDF 5
>But they are missing one person for the squad
>While metaphorically leafing through their list of potential candidates, they remember about Doll
>Maybe, in light of recent events, a communal event would cheer her up a bit (and improve relations somewhat)
>Doll replies a while later with a simple Ну ладно
>Everyone gears up: V as the Fencer, Uzi as Ranger, N as the Wing Diver, and Doll as Air Raider
>V and Uzi ridicule N for picking the flying bimbo
>Uzi jokes how V's character is just as fat as her
>Also Uzi: *Gets smacked with a gigantic hammer and tossed halfway across the map*
>Near the end of the mission, everyone gathers to beat back the final wave
>A hail of rockets emerges from the sky
>"Badass, give those ants hell!" Uzi roars
>However, instead of cheers of triumph, their voices become twisted by anger
>Every single kilogram of explosives happens to land on the trio's heads, and the ants swoop in to chew on their unconscious bodies
>Player Doll has disconnected. No players alive, mission aborted.
>In front of her monitor, Doll leans back as a wicked smile cuts across her face
>["Serves you bastards right."]

***
Later that day Uzi made a 5000 character post on 4drones about how air raiders are a dogshit class and everyone playing them deserves a swirlie.
No.331714
Anonymous
>>331713
Kek
No.331715
Anonymous
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Valentine if she was actually good.
No.331716
Anonymous
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>was it worth the immense pain and shame of getting a corporate logo tattooed on your penis?
>yes, yes it was
No.331717
Anonymous
Replies:>>331719
>>331716
>Cut
J would demand you get your skin back so you can get a bigger logo on your meat
No.331718
Anonymous
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No.331719
Anonymous
>>331717
JCJenson harvests all employee foreskins to provide anti-aging treatment for their ghoulish board members.
No.331720
Anonymous
Replies:>>331724
>>331713
>V died to an Air Raider as Fencer
She sucks...
No.331721
Anonymous
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https://x.com/i/status/2020852086380847328
No.331722
Anonymous
>>331713
Holy kek. Objectively, these three got what they deserved.
No.331723
Anonymous
>>331716
Holy kek.
No.331724
Anonymous
Replies:>>331730
>>331720
It's V, anon, she doesn't suck. She lost that opportunity when she acted like a bitch to the only guy who gives a shit about her.
No.331725
Anonymous
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it is nighttime. day won't break for another hour at least, and there are three DDs hunting for you. you can choose any weapon (within reason) to fend them off. what do you choose?
No.331726
Anonymous
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No drone made it this far.
No.331727
Anonymous
>>331725
Laser pointer
No.331728
Anonymous
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>>331725
No.331729
Anonymous
>>331725
C4. I don't have much time left to live anyway, so I'll try to take at least one of them with me!
No.331730
Anonymous
>>331724
Alright, sorry.
V's bad at Fencer...
No.331731
Anonymous
>A man from an extremely conservative and isolated community, following the example of the Amish, moves from his remote village to the big city
>However, unlike the real Amish, his community completely rejects drones in any form, and he finds himself in the megalopolis of the Union, where worker drones, disassembly drones, grunts, and sentinel drones are everywhere
Do you think he can survive for at least a week?
No.331732
Anonymous
Replies:>>331740
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>Be me, Factory Supervisor
>Get a DD for my factory to help keep the workers in check
>Two days later pic rel happens and I see it on one of the cameras
>Productivity is down 20% because the WD do everything in their power to sneak out and molest the DD when he charges
>They don't fear the slut at all
>In fact I think he started to be a bit afraid of them
What do?
No.331733
Anonymous
>>331687
Where is the n
No.331734
Anonymous
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>>331725
>Guns.
No.331735
Anonymous
Doing oil changes for drones because all of their internal oil is definitely way past their shelf lives
No.331736
Anonymous
Replies:>>331738>>331739
Huggies
No.331737
Anonymous
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No.331738
Anonymous
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>>331736
No.331739
Anonymous
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>>331736
Which one?
No.331740
Anonymous
>>331732
I assume you've marked all the drones on the camera and given it the list so it can hunt them during work hours, right?
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