/md/ - Murder Drones

>>80075 (me)
I know it's not Friday shaddap. It's the only smug J I have...

Depressed drunkard J best J

>>80078
Uh oh, I'm a human... I need to hide.

>J Thread
JC bros? Is it finally time

>>80082
no, fuck off, no JC allowed

>>80082
I mean, if you want to risk it, you can try. I'd advise against it, though.

>>80082
By Sigmar I shall try

>>80083
JC is worse than Mac because people at one point tried to make Mac work
JC don’t got jack shit

>>80082
Honestly I think JC could work as a character, but you gotta tweak one thing. For his greentexts to work they need to be set during his rise to power not afterwards.
>>80086
Not true in the slightest, JC had an idea and layout, Hell some Anons actually tried their hand, but ya know the whole curse thing

>>80085
your opinion is invalid, your entire existence is invalid

>>80088
Erm... What the sigmar

>>80084
Weird. It's one thing if a thread OC gets little to no traction but somewhat active derision against it? Plain weird.

>>80088
>NTA
What's got you so upset?

>>80088
Why? What did I say that was so bad?

>>80090
>NTA
It's mostly because JC is infamously hard to write for, to make him work you kinda have to reinvent the character, but also there's the whole taboo going on with the "curse". I tried my hand at writing a JC green and immediately got sick afterwards, think that was the one where I had him wear a suit with a faded JCJenson logo on it

>>80093 (me)
Or maybe it's because people just hate the idea of J having a fankid?

>>80091
nothing, I’m choosing violence

>>80092
you said sigmar, that is a unforgivable sin

>>80093
The curse is bullshit and everyone is a pussy for not trying

>>80095
I will now say Sigmar from now on, just to fuck with you.

I want a lore book

>>80094
I like the idea of the fankids in principle but they require so much fucking contortion to make happen that it's impossible for them to exist outside of their vacuum. JC's is especially bad because in his story he basically takes over his setting. At that point it's Murder Drones 2077 instead of actual fanfiction.

>>80098
For the actual show? Yeah that'd be nice, I'd like to see some things we didn't get to see explained

>>80091
That's the anon who just constantly posts about other universes and how much better they are than MD, you should be able to recognize his posting style by now.

>>80101
wut

>>80099
I agree definitely with that last part. Maybe he'd work if we just...didn't let JC overtake the setting? I think the idea of him attempting to rebuild JCJenson could be interesting enough? I don't know, I just want J to actually have something

>>80098
I just wish people would realize they're building on old, poorly documented content. Not everyone's been here for a year and it's near impossible to understand the context without begging for an explanation. And some stories are so far along the "fan" continuity that nothing makes sense to new people.

>>80106
There really is no fan continuity, it's a floating timeline for greentexts. Although I'm not entirely sure what you're even talking or complaining about. Care to give an example?

Peacock drone...so gay...must kiss...

>>80108
look directly into their eyes

>>80101
Huh, is that so? I haven't been around as often lately. Funny it were true but I'm no stranger to strays trying to press people's buttons. Unproductive, as it is.

>>80107
Pretty much all of the thread favorites, John, Jane (who I only recently found out was just a meme offshoot of John thanks to the Anon updating the wiki.) Fucking Hope especially. I end up wanting to write greentexts with the oc's when I get bored and try to look up info on them only to get a bunch of disconnected shit that makes very little sense. I made a pass at Harper a while ago after her creator gave me a breakdown but I just couldn't wrap my head around the setting she's in.

>>80108
Better hope he doesn't have the "sets off flashers uncontrollably during climax" defect that Sentinel AC has. You'd probably get a sunburn from that many.

>>80111
Also note this bitching is mostly frustration on my part not a jab at the characters.

>>80112
>Anon why is there a drone shaped hole in your sunburn?

>>80104
Seriously though, what's the problem with the word?

>>80111
>There are anons who didn't know that Jane was female John spinoff
we lost so much after the booting and when booru.plus went down

im so skibidi gyat rizzing and i havent paid my baby gronk fanum tax

gonna go to sleep soon, need comfy scenarios with N

>>80101
bruh, wtf are you talking about, I haven’t got a clue on who you think I am
>posts about other universes and how much better they are than MD
why would someone do that, sounds like a lot of work, doing something like that here sounds boring, I guess, I’m not gonna tell people how to live their lives

>>80118
N gives you a root canal while asking you questions about dogs. Each time you try to answer he reminds you not to talk while he's working.

>>80111
>>80113
I'm going to give you some advice. You can straight-up ignore the setting for John and Jane, just as long as they're on Copper-9 it's all good. You don't need to worry really about character relationships unless you're going to bring in those characters. You can do this for A LOT of OCs, really. The only ones I think were you gotta pay attention is for
>Aoi & Haruka and any other OCs connected to them, they have their own planet and world
>Beretta BUT ONLY if you want to explore the post-show content, otherwise it's totally cool to just be silly
Honestly I think that's really it

>>80120
kek

>>80121 (me)
Basically look. DISREGARD POINTLESS INFORMATION IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FOCUS ON IT. JUST HAVE A SIMPLE UNDERSTANDING OF THE CHARACTER AND WRITE, STOP WORRYING ABOUT SHIT

>>80112
>>80114
>Having sex with Pavo was probably the best experience in your life.
>You guess you're gay now or something.

>What you didn't appreciate is when he came, he accidentally flashed you with his tail a bit too much yoy ended up with first degree sunburns on parta of yout body.

For the last time the Sentinels do not have the ability to influence you. There is no gay thought transmission device. Its funding was cut before completion.

>>80127
manually gay

Scalie detected

>>80121
>>80124
Yeah, sound advice. Continuities should really only be carried by a character's original writer. If you're not that and you just wanted to write for funsies, just pay some amount of care into the characterization for the involved characters and that's it.
I think some amount of compartmentalizing helps. I've written and drawn thread OC characters in small scenes when they're not even on the same planet. You need to have two boxes, basically. A box for things that you consider to be 'canon' for a character, and another box where you put ideas for improbable stories that are for fun/creative exercise.

>>80118
>You stow away with N on a starship headed for god knows where, hopefully not that shitty desert planet
>Right now you're stuck in close quarters in a cargo pod refurbished into a small safehouse with most amenities you need
>You have to sneak out and impersonate a crew member to use the facilities now and then, and sometimes you've felt daring enough to sneak out to the mess hall and get some actual food
>You can't tell if your disguise works, or if this is some weird roleplay seating arrangement you didn't know about
>Still, you spend most of your time in close proximity to one N, having barely enough space to ever be out of arm's reach of him
>This crawlspace of a dwelling was designed for one person, and there are two here, because drones are people no matter what anyone says
>This meant an entire week of having a convenient excuse to sleep way too close to him, oh no, how awful...

>>80118
The night is cold. You turn off the lights and lie down next to him. You gently place your arm over him and pull him into a cuddle. He responds with a gentle smile. The cute beeps and whirs of his mechanical body soothes your tired mind. With him using very little of his systems, he runs just warm enough to keep you cozy. Slowly, the two of you doze off into the night.

Americans are falling asleep. Quickly! We must post european drones!

>>80136
I'm not falling asleep. I'm wide awake.

>>80134
I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT thank you anon :] <3

>>80137
Ooooo you're feeling sleepy ooooo you must go snooze ooooooo

I can't believe Lucy married that guy who was afraid of commitment.

>>80126
>Pavo had been getting a bit kinky lately, wanting to do it in various places around the outpost as if daring to get caught
>This place felt a bit extreme, though, like you were defiling somewhere holy
>As long as you kept your voices down, though, you'd be fine, she wouldn't wake up and you'd be out in-
>SNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAPSNAP
>All three of you refuse to explain why you and Pavo were running down the halls, barely clothed, pursued by the rare specimen that was "an angry Harper with two rolled-up newspapers"
>You honestly preferred that outburst to her finding you later, sitting you both down, and calmly lecturing you on boundaries
>One was humiliating, the other was soul-crushing

>>80136
>V for vendetta Lucy.

>>80142
Cute krauts.

>>80142
C U T E
U
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E

>>80142
A drunken Y never ends well.
Is there a drunken DD who ever ends well, actually? Aside from B.

Really want to make a cute worker Drone OC but my god awful writing skills refuse me to make a coherent piece about her.

>>80147
You don't need to go super heavy into like, dialogue and setting Anon. Just write about a cute drone doing cute drone shit and that's enough. The story doesn't need to have a beginning middle or end as a greentext, just a snapshot of their life. And you won't get better at writing by avoiding writing.

>>80147
You need to take the leap into writing eventually, lad. Or else you'll never get better. We're all retarded here, we don't judge (often)

>>80147
Just go ahead and make her. I didn't even make my OC intentionally, she's literally a happy accident.

>>80153
I'm not drunk, so I can't understand this yet.

Fucked up how Lucy made that human with serious self-esteem issues have a blind date with Elf.
Now she's stuck in her room trying to format the day's events, and he's stuck in his room thinking she was afraid of him because he was that ugly and weird.

Worse yet, Lucy's now telling a falsified recount of their date, and making everyone think they go great together!

>>80139
Nah, unfortunate insomnia.

>>80147
SON, WE HAD BRICKS AND SWEEPS, ONE THROWS BRICKS AND ONE SWEEPS AND IS A BIT OF A RETARD (A LOT). JUST DO IT RAAAAAAAAAH

>>80147
I made my OC because the name sounded funny. Just start

Anyone notice Lucy made an entire ass award ceremony for that one worker drone that has a fear of public speaking. I mean I'm glad he got the recognition but that was really involved.

>>80147
The worst thing that can happen is people enjoy your story in the short-term and past that they get an "oh yeah, that drone". Which is still pretty good, all things considered, especially since notoriety is lame.

>>80142
Tushy.

>>80147
Unironically read a book.

>>80142
They are cute.

>>80153
A heart attack is not an option, Jane.

>>80161
I like the idea of Lucy doing things that aren't scary, like performing ceremonies for people who are afraid of something like this, but it is not actually dangerous.

>As worker drone, #3528 didn’t understand why she liked the name Becca.
>Perhaps it was in her programming to know of the functionality of human psychology (Though, the other drones has such things as well) and by associating herself with a human name that it would be a more “approachable” solution to her human patients.
>Perhaps it was a matter of imprinting. Learning from her patients during their therapy sessions and slowly gathering up a large size of data that would develop a personality attached with the name Becca
>Or maybe it was because that she simply liked the name.
>But its not like she can openly say it anyways.
>After the destruction of the Earth by the Solver and the communication blackout of Copper-9. The Humans on the JCJ(IS) Space Station had grown paranoid to their own drones.
>Fearful of their own creations, They kept the drones on near constant supervision in fear that they could potentially show signs of what they call a zombie drone and are dealt with immediately.
>From this paranoia, The use of drones over certain important tasks decreased as the use of human workers began to increase. Because of this, human injury and fatality on the space station seemed to have skyrocketed over the years.
>She will admit; the space station is definitely not the most… safest place for what is in her sensory optics the last knowing remnants of humanity.
>It is definitely hard for her as a nurse, having to comfort humans sent to the station’s hospital with preprogrammed phrases instead of something more genuine to help ease them of their worries or sorrow and be at risk of termination.
>But despite this. She is still glad to be at service for her humans. Hopefully when the day comes that the solver is destroyed or leave for somewhere else, the humans can finally loosen their restrictions on the drones and perhaps she can finally use the name she came up by herself.
>That day, would be the day she would look forward to themost

Welp here’s my OC. Thanks to the Anons who forced me into attempting to write her. And if anyone is curious, this is also connected to another work I did a few threads ago recording a transmission. Those who get it, get it.

>>80171
Sadly I might've missed your previous greentext, however this idea of a somewhat reverse John being a Drone attempting to act like a default mode one intrigues me, especially the space station

>>80172
Yeah when i was making Becca, immediately the thought i had her was “wait, she’s basically reverse John.” As for the greentext i’ll try to find it.

>>80142
>T is offscreen, he is in a cave still by himself
>T knows that he has been excluded from the fun stuff...he's not angry just a bit disappointed

>>80175
T is really the only OC remembered for having a sick-ass design and nothing else

Found it.

>>74809

>>80171
Does anyone know? Do they care?
Either way, I'm hoping she achieves her dream of being free one day, in a brighter future-
>>80177
oh

Inspired by dead space 2 yo.

I can't believe that N called me a faggot and ate my balls in front of Uzi

>>80150
kek Well done.

>>80180
It could've been worse, he could've called you a faggot then have eaten you with his balls

>>80178
Thankfully she isn’t the one that sent the transmission.

How did holly become best girl?

>>80184
She used narcotics on all of us. We just didn't notice it

>>80171
>Becca
>Suddenly get edgerunner flashback

>>80184
Because someone wrote that hypothetical VN route and P drew swimsuit Holly
Basically a coalescence of the two greatest brainworm creators - romancing the kuudere and sexy swimsuit
The game was rigged from the start

>>80186
Not gonna lie. I was fighting the urge of just calling her rebecca.

>>80141
Holy mother of KEK

How do you think the Drone's celebrate Thanksgiving? They don't exactly have a turkey....unless....robo-turkey....

>>80190
Maybe? While on the topic of drone food, I had this idea for a while that the drone equivalent of pork is mineral wool cut into a square while steak is ceramic fibers cut into a square.

>>80191
with what sauce?

>>80173
Honestly that would be funny if one if her patients belched and for a moment that they said her name. Almost causing her to break her own cover.

Holy moly, how much stuff has been uploaded to Booru. Thank you, anons.

Damn, pocketsteaks turned out to draw even more cool stuff than I originally thought..

>>80198
Who is BRRF?

>>80201
That girl

>>80201
Is that his name? I just call him hourglass comics.

Why were there lots of homosexual posting last thread?

>>80204
I just call him bootleg Viva Reverie

>>80205
Cuz drawfag is a literal descriptor.

>>80208
Islam taking over will drive you niggers extinct at least.

>>80210
The Solver needs to eat less holy shit

>>80210
You can't make this shit up.

>>80210
I guarantee whoever made this image has enough mental illnesses to bring Freud back from the dead just so he can categorize them

>>80171
I like the drones that continue to stay true to humanity.

I hope you continue to develop her character, anon.

>Hope wandered through the seemingly infinite abyss.
>It didn’t look like anywhere she’d been before.
>Not even her usual state of nonbeing was quite this… bleak.
>She turned around to get a better grip on her (lack of) surroundings and was startled to see a man.
>A green man, in a chair - perhaps it was better described as a throne? – made of red and black plastic, sitting atop a rolling, pivoting base.
Hello, Hope.
>“H-hello? Who are you?”
I’m a ‘friend’ of your father’s. And your mother’s.
>Hope’s eyes widened.
>“You… you know my mom and dad?! Can you…”
>Hope trailed off.
>No, there was no way that he’d be able to bring them here, much less let them see her.
Well, there is a way, actually. That’s why I’m here.
>“How did you-“
Don’t worry about that. I brought you here because I’m sympathetic to you. I want to make you… an offer.
He leaned forward in his wheeled throne, tenting his fingers in front of his face.
How would you like to exist? To possess a corporeal form once again – to be reunited with Mommy and Daddy? To be loved?
Hope was stunned. Was… was such a thing possible?
She nodded quickly.
The man smiled.
Alright. I just need something from you first.
It’s not much. Nothing from you, even, really, at all.
It’s more of an… assurance. A promise.
That if I ever want you to do something, you’ll do it.
>“Like what?”
I dunno.
>He shrugged.
I don’t think that far ahead, I’m not a genius. I’m just a guy. If I screw up, well, I’ll just retcon it.
>Ret… con?
It’s a term of art in writing meaning… never mind. Do you agree or not?
I’ve already got a perfect vessel for you, too.
>Anon snapped his fingers and a group photo of sorts fizzled into existence. He searched the scene for a second before pointing at one drone towards the center.
That one.
>“Beretta?”
Yeah, her. Just needs a bit of repositioning in the timeline, badabing badaboom, done. She was a great brainwave of mine but… well, she’s kind of run her course. She’s still great, mind you – I DID create her after all – but…
I just haven’t been able to do much with her lately. I’ve been racking my brain and no ideas come. So, I figured I’d go ahead and give you a try.
>Hope frowned.
>“But… what happens to her?”
>Anon shrugged, unconcerned.
I don’t really know, honestly. Same thing that happens to the others.
She’s just kind of gone until I decide she isn’t. No idea where she goes. She’ll be fine, though, she always has before.
>“You’ve done this before?!”
She never finds out, it’s fine.
>Hope recoiled in horror, then realized something. Something she didn’t like.
>“Have you ever done that to me before? Have you made an offer like this to me already, just redoing over and over?”
>Anon paused.
>A smile slowly spread across his face.
Well, now, that’s an interesting question.
>His face creased slightly, the grin widening.
>The divots where eyes should have been grew shadowed, sunken.
You know, it’s not really MY fault. I try to avoid stepping on the toes of my creations; I love you all, after all. Well, maybe just most of you. There are a few I made to be bona fide stinkers. The point is, I don’t want to hurt you.
But I have to if I can’t think of anything else.
Because otherwise you lack form. You can’t exist in a vacuum, and believe me, I’ve checked.
You and every other one like you need… a ‘scenario.’ A backdrop against which to act.
You probably realized it by now, since you’re a smart girl, but we’re doing exactly that RIGHT NOW.
>Hope, distraught, tried to run. She couldn’t.
>He sighed.
I’m sorry. I don’t think I can do anything for you right now after all.
I’ll see you again Hope, ideally with a better scenario for you.
>“What do you mean that

>Anon sat back in his seat, pondering.
>It’s a shame Hope was such a hard character to write for.
>Maybe… he should actually write something about… a drone being horny.
>A dom?
>Naaah. Sub.
>Bratty sub. DD. Maybe an SD?
>Being put in her place by a human male.
>Yeah. That’d be funny. A little horny, a little cute, perfect.

>>80171
more ?

>>80208
Eww

>>80216
Great greentext

>>80211
Huh?

>>80210
THIS is why we have to do what we do
to balance out the existence of things like this

>>80211
hi 0ilrig
hiiiiiiiii 👋👋👋👋👋

>>80220
Nope, lore machine broke.

>>80224
Damn

>>80223
I don't frequent your discord.

>>80223
So it's been him all this time? How embarrassing.

>>80226
Do some updates, this needs to reach perfection

does Pavo always approach anon like a pick-up artist, or does he get more creative? has he ever been desperate enough to try and trick anon, or does he have relatively decent morals romance-wise?

>>80155
please be patient she has Elftism

>>80238
>remake
Forshame

>>80231
Pavo wouldn't try to assault Anon, he's just VERY persistent on asking him out almost every day. On certain days if the daily horoscope says Anon's zodiac sign would be more susceptible or if the star and planet's allignment on a particular day would grant him good luck, he would get more creative with his wooing such as bringing gifts or dancing while showing off his tail feathers in a colorful display.

there's speculation that the solver might contain the souls of those it devours– but imagine if the same was true of the DDs. every one of them would be a haunted house

I'm starting to consider issuing takedown requests to the booru.

>>80243
Which writefag/drawfag are you and why

>>80244
This isn't a fun place anymore. The people here are giving me a headache and are burning me out. I don't want to give them anything anymore.

>>80246
post your name so we know whether to give a shit

>>80246
Maybe you should take a break

>>80246
Hey, go for it. Just make sure you have no plans to come back if you go through with it because anons here won't let you live it down. I don't know what's setting you off but I'm not the type to cage any one person down just because I like Murder Drones. It's kind of stupid. I've seen it happen with what used to be called TF2-tubers.
Get some rest, get something to drink, take a break from the board for a couple of days, maybe a week even, two weeks, hell go for a month. Maybe you just happen to be checking the thread when there's inane as all fuck posters who don't really make anything meaningful to contribute. Maybe you need to fill your think tank with other things you still enjoy.
Have a good one.

>>80246
Hi droneanon

>>80243
PUSSY
if you want to leave then leave
but why take all your stuff with you? all that does is antagonize people and limit their ability to make cool things with your ideas

>>80246
Remember, it's so much easier to complain than to create. Hopefully you'd just take a breather and bounce back.

>>80251
He is probably lying, he doesn't seem to have any proof he has created stuff. The only way to do that would be to draw something in his style to confirm what he has done, and any image can be easily trackable to see if it was uploaded before
Basically, he is just baiting

>>80252
I will assume she does not, but that brings a good question of how many drones follow robo-god

>>80142
Cute

>>80142
the tails look like they can be unplugged
i want to pull on them

>>80257
Will you the tail port? It is a dangerous task

>>80254
If I ID myself then what will stop retards from poking on sight for a laugh.

>>80258
Not the Psychopomp anon, but I do have the Gold edition. The original is more or less a "demo". Consider Gold as the full game.

>>80254
He posts any proof and he's painting a target on his back. Are you stupid? I get where the complaint is coming from though any reasoning or effort to change is pointless because it's fucking 4chan. Some people aren't built for the board culture.
It'd be funny if the yurihating faggot is the cause though. He's very dedicated to responding to anything he perceives containing yuri and I can see that being boring or outright annoying to some, from the outside looking in.

>>80262
imagine letting a sperg like the anti-yuri fag decide what you draw. pitiful.

>>80263
>Anon is getting pegged for a "scientific experiment"

>>80262
Then get out, yuricuck

>>80266
I think she fisting him with her cybernetic arm

>>80266
>experiments on herself to cause a rapid mutation that somehow gives her a fully functioning dick for the sole purpose of pegging you

>>80126
Butt

>>80262
i would count it as spam and that dude should get banned
exact same words for the purpose of shit-stirring

>>80269
Oh god no

>>80267
Wrong anon dimwit.

>>80266
Why... Why he would want that?

>>80274
She is really retarded

>>80275
Anon is a bottom

>>80277
I see, then he should carry on

>>80260
Take a break. Have a Snickers. Do anything except looking at this board because you clearly need time away from it.
>>80264
It'd also be equally funny if he's posted enough to warrant a compilation to show to BlackHand. One guy has been ousted before, if I remember right. I have no dogs in this race, I just think it'd be hilarious.

>>80281
By the thought of "I can fix her" probably

>>80250
Kek

>>80248
>>80249
I guess I'll take a small break and see how it goes. And to think I used to come here to get away from things.

>>80286
I'm sure it is supposed to be Beretta on a cosplay

>>80108
The gayness

>>80283
I mean I can fix her

>>80289
No you can't anon, no you can't

>>80287
Makes sense

>>80216
Based

>>80274
Wife

>>80295
Why she has white hair? Is she old?

>>80285
Happens man. Look at 4chan or /co/ prime. Shit changes all the time usually for the worse. I used to like going into the general drawthread. Slowly I got the hint that it became a wall of reposts for much longer than I've lurked there. Now you need an e-mail just to post. I mean, that change didn't hit every board but then it's been some time since I've checked.
You need a thicker skin though. Barring that, just a better grasp on how you feel while you're browsing. If shit's getting aggravating for whatever reason, take a break and do something else. You need different options for your spare time. It's not worth going mental on any anonymous imageboards. It just makes you look like a retard and people love pushing a retard's button. If you do come back, don't announce it like a diva. No one likes it.

>>80300
Explain why I'm seeing a normal Tessa and a whiter than snow Tessa that has the hair wither than my grandma's

>>80301
> Di

>>80295
>>80300
outpost 6

>>80302
The white haired version of tessa is the opposite version of Tessa personality

>>80305
I see, thanks for informing me

>>80292
Sauce?

>>80306
>The flower flops to wither when he sees her doing this

>>80310
>He now into it

>>80285
Take a rest anon, everyone needs a rest from time to time.

>>80306
>suitor thinks he'll be able to convince her what she's doing is wrong
>instead Tessa's autism wins him over to her side
>now they regularly go gravedigging on dates
>they take turns being the lookout

>>80141
Harper has a gun