/md/ - Murder Drones

>>81045
Lay him down
Give him a ton of insulin and hope he has the internal devices to distribute it properly himself

>>81045
Don't worry, N, drone diabete can be reversed and even cured! You just have to consume only oil and drone components. No people food.
Or grass, or rocks, just oil and the limbs of hapless worker drones.

Ah fuck it, I'm bored I'm now going to assign lightsaber crystals to some canon characters and some OC. Feel free to debate or give your own change
[Canon]
>Uzi
Purple, duh
>N
Green
>J
Red
>V
Yellow
>Doll
Indigo
[OC]
>Beretta
Copper
>Negev
Fire Orange
>Jane
Yellow
>John
Blue
>Akita
Purple
>Bugretta???
Darksaber

>>81047
The fuck, there was no Sentinel in that scene

>>81051
N has diabetes, not drone diabetes

>>81054
I know right!?
Has the old Glitch logo, I wonder what else changed with time

>>81059
>N casually sucks the pillow into his mouth and swallows it

>>81052
>Cyn
Porple. It's like purple but...wrong.

Lucy keeps stacking all these barrels next to Khan's office and muttering something about the 5th.

>>81064
>The hearts
>The rawr XD
Liam wanted us to fuck these things. This is proof

>>81064
>DD turns off their eyes
>gets rip apart

If Becca was in the HoDR AU instead of the horror show shes stuck in. She would make put a ring on it. And when its time for the honeymoon, her medical and human psychological knowledge would make any lucky guy experience nirvana.

>>81068
Bot

>>81070
I mean, hot

>>81064
>bricks OS
Scary as shit to think about, good thing they got nerfed.

>>81070
wtf?

>>81074
I MEANT TO SAY HOT

>>81064
Can't you just, cut the back wires? They seem like a really easy weak point to hit

>>81077
why, that isn’t nice, how’d you like it if someone cut your finger off

>>81078
Louisa on left, Tessa on right, swap heights

>>81078
D-did you just post your own family?

>>81078
Damn, Cyn discarded that.

>>81077
You can, but they hunt in packs and are very intelligent.
"Chop their back wires" works on one, but what about the rest? And are you going to land that kind of hit on a moving target who kills you if you look at it, when it has friends who also kill you if you look at them?

>>81077
Yeah, maybe V killing them all wasn't as far fetched.
Idk how it would have gone usually, but Alice not being around this time must have been decisive. If we want another reason than that the plot needed her to win ofc

>>81081
No that just a pic I found in twitter

>>81084
She was in worse circumstances than the DD squads they rekt. No.

Question, which one have the most biggest milkers between the sister

Louisa or Martha?

>>81090
remove the J in Jog, replace it with l

>>81090
>Forcing J to watch as her plushies are beloved by humans
>Knowing that she can never know that love.

>>81084
I knew she was going to survive, but it does feel bullshit for her to go against an entire lab worth of drone murderers with a perfect success rate, and come out on top, without it being explained.
Unless she just ran like hell. Blinded herself and used automap to escape.

>>81094
And so have I!

>>81096
Kek

>>81096
Tasty

>>81095
I liked one Anon's theory that she's basically a blind swordswoman without her glasses anyway so shutting off her eyes isn't much of a nerf.

>>81095
>ran like hell. Blinded herself and used automap to escape
this is canon now

>>81095
Which would you have preferred more, her surviving as a core or her dying but having her soul sucked into Uzi's mind palace?

>>81104
I'd have preferred her dying then J having a moment to actually be a character instead of the premier mook to the big bad.

>>81096
NICE

>>81105
DDs can't die as long as they have an admin.

>>81103
kill yourself

>>81096
>N had a wonderful dream that he was eating a marshmallow
>However, when he woke up, his pillow had disappeared
>How odd

>>81104
You could have a funny where V survives as a core, manages to take out J with Thad and Lizzy's help, and steals her body.
She somehow does the Vergil hair smoothing thing to turn J's back into her own hairstyle after chopping off the pigtails, and rips her dress in half to be like her jacket.

J ends up watching the final fight from inside a jar Thad's holding. This gives her time to reflect.

>>81102
>N is having leftover Uzi for dinner again

>>81107
The rules of how they actually come back are pretty vague. All we have to go on is what J said and the admin thing Uzi did to V and N and we don't even know if that's involved at all or required. Or if Solver just poops out a drone when she feels like it and gives it a personality she's absorbed. Is each clone just a clone with the drone's memories? Are they unique to the universe or can there be 15 N's with identical memories and personalities just doing what they do? Is consciousness a joke and existence nothing more than a series of reactions to your environment? What does a DD's mouth taste like? All questions we'll never know the answer to.

>>81107
>headcanon
you gonna take your head out of your ass anytime soon

>>81095
>V goes into great detail describing an epic battle with all the sentinels
>cut back to her blind and afraid and running for her life
Vegeta explains how he became a Super Saiyan DBZ Abridged

>>81113
>t. incapable of making inferences

>>81112
Judging from episode 2 and everything else we see, if you're a DD's admin you literally own their soul. The Solver respawns them by making new bodies and putting their souls into them.

>>81115
if your trying to insult me, jokes on you, I don’t know what that is, so it’s over for you

>>81116
Robots don't have souls Anon. Female DD's don't even have soles.

>>81116
>NTA
That can't be true. If it was, why didn't The Solver just resurrect all the Cabin Fever DDs to kick Uzi's ass?

>>81108
What wrong with the picrel?

>>81119
Alice had their cores in her oven.

>>81119
the solver doesn’t resurrect, even if it’ll help her

>>81124
even uzi is taller than this womanlet

>>81045
Give him Diabetes instead of Diabete

Anons, I've broken through the brain-rot and I'm starting to think that Murder Drones is probably shit.

>>81126
I choose the third option of funposting about the flaws.

>>81123
I'm gonna steal that idea now

>>80994
>>81030
kekkerz

> the mini cyn
love it

>>81120
That V is too tall. Or that human is too short.

>>81133
not really stealing it since it's in the show

>>81126
To do any less is tantamount to admitting defeat

>>81129
It's just a little bit shit, but it's still good.

>>81126
I do both

>>81134
that’s not cyn, cyn doesn’t wear a helmet, it’s mac

>>80982
>>81004
>>81017
so...
did anon live?

>>81142
Elf hugs anon

>>81140
Stupid buttwing drone butting her head into other's business.

I like this.

>>81143
This kills the Anon.

>>81140
KILL ALL FUJOS! I FUCKING HATE FUJOS! DIE FUJOS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>81145
nu uh

>>81142
Elf finally found the one human she's okay with. She will defend him with her life.

>>81110
>J ends up watching the final fight from inside a jar
>J
>inside a jar
ANON NO

>>81149
J must be punished Anon.

>>81146
>Kill both fujo and Yuricuck

>>81126
I honestly prefer the fanfiction over the actual show.

>>81150
That Y is a based one, good face

>>81150
Fending off the increasingly aggressive advances of a drunk Y.

>>81153
Threadlore and stories have significantly warped my view of the show.

>>81144
> bug flappy thing on the ass
Intoner and Pavo must've had the same designer
or someone plagiarized someone else

Do you think Beretta sometimes coughs up honey and stares in wonder and horror?

>>81102
N eating Uzi (The bad way)

>>81162
Beretta just has honey instead of oil in her.

>>81162
That's her spit, totally normal.
Anon's fine with the "good kisser" allegations, he doesn't want to tell her that her mouth tastes amazing.

>>81165
>Uzi got vored

>>81162
Beretta turns into a giant bug....sometimes, so wouldn't it make sense for her to actually produce honey?

>>81170
Honey is bee vomit.

Bugretta demands big num nums, what should she eat?
>A.) A Pumpkin
>B.) Blackberry pie
>C.) The Souls Of The Damned

>>81160
>Remember me?
>Of course you don’t
>I was just one disposable drone among hundreds
>You never looked for me when I left
>But I never forgot you

>>81159
Tried to get Avre’s personality down

>>81173
Sending Elf and other Sentinels that start to show signs of anything but absolute loyalty on increasingly suicidal missions.

when Pavo drinks he's either tactless and frisky or his battlefield personality starts bleeding into his regular one and he's unsettling to be around
>"you have such beautiful eyes anon, I'm so glad nobody's pulled them out of your skull."
>"sometimes I think about those solver freaks hurting you and I just can't help but turn them inside out. I hope someday me and you can sit in the shade and watch one of them crawling around trying to keep its organs from spilling everywhere."
>"would it be okay if I tasted a little of your blood? I promise I won't take too much."
>"I feel so guilty... I should only get hard thinking about you, but I got such a rush from bootlooping an entire Disassembly platoon at once... the smell from friction-welding all of them together just turned me on even more– but it doesn't mean anything, I swear!"

>>81163
But what if it was a collab between Liam and one of those people?

>>81172
My star wars dvd collection.

>>81173
>Show even the slightest amount of care to Elf.
>Congrats: you now have a drone stalker!

>>81180
This fucking sucks

Who would win

Pavo or donut from RVB?

>>81172
2 metal bagels

>>81140
BRAT!

>>81182
>t. oogi

>>81186
you uncultured swine, oogis love to be eaten by N, it’s the highest honor

>>81183
donut, this fight wasn’t even close

E and Y kissing.
I wants John

>>81186
No. I just think it's gay

>>81180
>>81182
Good thing N has no stomach, so it’s not possible

I only ship drones if their names or letters make a funny word.

>>81195
Give an example

>>81190
pave is a fake peacock, my money is on pavé

If I slap Pave's ass while he's looking at the mirror will he bootloop himself?

>Elf but she's an Affinity/Bond Drone

>>81175
Befriending Elf and getting her to assassinate anyone you want
Getting caught because it's extremely obvious whenever she kills someone
Getting sentenced to death and executed by Elf

>>80968
Holy shit.

>>81197
Serial designation S and Elf. Self. Serial designation S and Harper, Sharper. Serial designation B and U-U. Buu (boo). Lucy and some random goose, lucy goosey.

>>81199
Yes.

>>81192
>gay
it wasn't about Pavo, though?

>>81203
His real name is bone

>>81206
Yeah, but still it's pretty gay

>Pavo to Anon
Grant Macdonald - ya sure are hung

>>81207
sausages dog are called dachshund, doesn’t sounded all that interesting now, does it, that’s why everyone calls him bane

>>81195
Jizzy = J + Lizzy

>>81191
Why E and Y?

>>81209
I'm so sorry the oogi shock greentext couldn't pull your mind away from homosexuality for even a second anon, I'll pray for you 🙏

>>81216
Well to be fair, shock greens are inherently gay.

>>81214
from the thumbnail, through it was uzi crying into a plush uzi

Not even yurifags have this power. I kneel to homo peacock drone supremacy.

>Harper was on a walk. She did this from time to time, when she needed to clear her head.
>She sat down at the top of a waterfall and looked at the rainforest around her.
>And as she sat, she sighed. She thought of her career. See, she knew exactly what was going on with the Solver Hosts. The limited ones, with the claws and wings. Disassembly Drones, if she recalled correctly.
>She had killed the same Drones multiple times, as if the Solver had revived them and wiped their memories. Every time she killed one, she desperately hoped that would be their release
>But it never was
>She recalled seeing a little girl get eaten alive by a fleshy monstrosity. How she tried to reach out to her but failed. How it gave her nightmares of the same thing happening to her own daughter
>She thought about seeing.. That thing infest her love, forcing her to put an end. She wore a black veil for weeks after that.
>She curled into a ball and began to cry.
>She cried for all those who were unable to escape that monster.
>For all those she couldn’t save
>For all those she had lost
>She stood up and, after a moment’s hesitation, cast herself from the cliff. She slammed into the rocks below, but was unscathed beyond messed up hair.
>Every day she did this
Kratos Falling From A Cliff | Dream On (4K) (120FPS) (Extended Version) [Template]
TLDR Harper might actually be the most traumatized Sentinel after Elf or Hound/Huntress but does an excellent job at hiding it.

>>81190
>>81198
what if they gay kissed instead?

>>81170
people tend to forget that beretta is a biological organism like akita, she just has far better cover

What is with all this pavo whatever the hell pushing?

>>81222
that’s gay, pavé is straight, even get more dates than you as well

>>81226
anon never learns

>>81226
Sentinel slop from bottom of the barrel content creators except even more homosexual than usual.

Isn't it election day tomorrow in America? Will american anons stay around?

>>81233
Day after tomorrow.

>>81226
>>81230
you could try and post something you like instead, or you could whine again and guarantee more Pavo posts

>>81231
kek

>>81233
>President Bugretta vs Jay
I know who I'm voting for

>>81237
>Not re-electing President N

>>81238
President N is a fucking idiot. Fuck him

>>81187
Yaaay, that's adorable. I definitely trust that bun robot.

>>81239
>"Poor kids are just as bright and talented as Disassembly Drone children." - President N

>>81241
Fuck you! Atleast President N isn't paling around with MG, unlike President Bugretta!

>>81243
I'm not sure what this has to do with the election but I support it

We all know that Jay is going to rig the election

>>81230
Agreed

>>81187
lucy would spend a minute around Pumpkin Rabbit and start taking notes

You can either vote for President Bugretta or SD-Oogi

>>81246
>Jay rigs the election
>However, since she is a miniature version of J, she is destined to job horribly
>When the votes come in, President Boogi wins in a landslide
>As it turns out, she put her ballets in the wrong box

>>81233
Clovis Flinkston said he's banning all autism forever if he gets elected, so no, we'd have until he takes office to say our goodbyes.

>>81252
>Alice if she actually met her fans

>>81255
I don't understand

>>81226
Cute faggot drones are cute

>>81220
Sounds like Harper needs a chance to go back and change it all.

>>81163
>imagine Steven Universe
You could've stopped there.
I liked the show and I've liked some of the fanfics. Without Liam making something flawed but still fun, there'd be no fanfics to dig into. I like it when it's people trying to explore ideas already in the show but cut short because Liam couldn't pace things out for his own reasons. Like how humans treat drones or basically small moments in drone colonies and their day-to-day activity. Or the experimentation on drones. Small finishable stories that are memorable.
He made something, he completed it. I hope there'd be future opportunities for him to make more stuff and finish it, now that he's had the experiences of being a director, even if it's just one time.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

FUCK YOU!
>Un-Enns Your Enn

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>81261
Oh wait, hold on the spell is being weird. I swear my wand usually doesn't malfunction like this. Okay, now
>Un-Enns Your Enn

>>81260
Or he'll stop doing professional stuff because after the experience of being contractually obligated to finish something he's come to appreciate being able to just drop a project the moment he loses interest in it.

>>81262
>All N's in existence are now turned into Enns

>>81124
tags: size_difference, impossible_fit

>>81265
I can't believe he shoved Femanon up his ass

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Will President N get re-elected?

>>81163
>>81260
My thoughts exactly. It's cool to see ideas that were left unexplored or new ideas that fit in with the world. I don't want to see multicolored gay drones.

>>81266
she just needed to make sure his intestines were feeling okay (they were until he did that)

>>81268
you gotta take the “multicolored gay drones” autism with the “ideas that were left unexplored or new ideas that fit in with the world” autism
you can’t have only one

>There’s no doubting what you’ve achieved on a technical level.
>These are clearly state-of-the-art.
>There are just certain design choices that were made for these robots that we don’t fully understand.
>We were hoping that you could shed some light on those.

>They can walk, they can talk.
>They're equipped with adaptive AI to solve complex algorithms right at their fingertips.
>They can take work requests.
>They can even mine for weeks without charging.

>With all due respect, those aren’t the design choices we were curious about, Mr. Elliott.

>>81141
who's mac?

>>81271
Don't have to. Haven't started and never will.
Sincerely, sometimes you can read a fanfic and tell if the author is invested in the base story first or if they want to squeeze themselves (and their friends + get their approval or whatever) into a fanfic based on the thing they're making fanfic of. I prefer it when a fanfic author is in love with a thing first, flaws and all than whatever the fuck this is >>80210

>>81102
That look, full of realisation of the inevitable, is just gorgeous.

>>81194
mini elf bellybutton
must put finger in

>>81271
>>81275
I meant the Hyper Drones that sound like some sonic oc shit, but those too

>>81278
Big B-oobers

>>81259
What are you getting at

>>81278
anons, I want to know who B is

>>81275
I think that anon meant that any IP that gets fanfics is going to get both interesting ones and hypergay sparkledog garbage. you can choose to avoid the garbage ones read but you have to accept that they're going to keep getting made no matter what

>Be me
>20 year old Engineering and Technical Repair Specialist (ETRS): AE-051. Or to my co-workers “Anon” (not even close to my real name but quite frankly I stopped giving a shit).
>Currently living and working on the JCJenson (IN SPAAAAACE)… Space Station.
>Born here, possibly gonna die here. Either by old age or by freak workplace accident but I’m willing to bet my credits on the latter.
>Just recently clocked out from my 23 hour and 35 minute shift to finally go on my 15 minute break in my dormitory.
>having spent my last break sleeping and it is still too early for my weekly shower. I think I should spend today’s break having a bite to eat.
>Walking through my doorway into my living room/bedroom/kitchen. I opened up my cabinet to grab myself a bowl, a spoon, a gallon of synthetic nanite milk box of JCJenson board approved Lieutenant Munch’s: Berry Blentiful™️
>Pouring the cereal first then the milk onto the bowl because i’m not a fucking animal. I gathered all the contents with a spoon and brought it close to my mouth.
>Suddenly my phone rings.
>“oh god dammit what now?!”
>drop my spoon into the bowl and bring my phone close to see who the hell is calling me on my break.
>it’s my boss’ caller I.D. Not wanting to get my ass chewed for hanging up on him, I begrudgingly answered the phone.
>“Ey Anon, are you on ya’ break yet?”
>No Shit i’m on my break, you stupid fucking fatass.
>“Yeah, I just clocked out.”
>“Well clock back in, I need some help. Ya’ remember ‘Satan’s door’? Back in Transit Station 7?”
>I pinched the bridge of my nose over the mention of ‘Satan’s door’. Satan’s door was an automatic doorway with a faulty motion and presence sensor.
>Whenever the sensor detects too many things crossing through the doorway. The door’s system would start to overtax, sending the thing through an absolute frenzy of constant opening and shutting
>it might sound bad at first but when two sliding doors are going with enough force to cause body dismemberment. It tends to become troublesome.
>And if it’s about that door again, then someone must have gotten flattened.
>“How many fatalities?”
>“Just two, thankfully. Best get ‘ere quickly.”
>Despite the urgency that my boss was giving me, I felt more annoyed than concerned over the fact that my fucking break has to be put aside for this.
>“Can’t there be someone else working on the door, like 066? I’m sure that wrench wouldn’t mind fixing the door.”
>After saying that, my boss went quiet for a few seconds before finally answering.
>“… Who do you think was the 2nd fatality? Just get your ass back here!”
>The call then hangs up.
>greeted back to the silence, I slowly placed a hand over my face before dragging it.
>“fuuuuuuuuuuck!”
>getting out of the chair, i immediately readjusted my uniform as I walked back to my doorway.
>As I reached for the doorknob I realized that I didn’t put away my bowl of cereal.
>Oh fuck it, that would be a problem for future me.
>Leave my dorm and shift to go back to my shitty job.

>It’s bullshit if you asked me.

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