/md/ - Murder Drones

>>82077
Holy shit, of course I learn about it here.
This is great, thanks, Anon.

>>82082
>"Anon, how did you discovered this?"
>"Well, I was on a thread of drone fuckers and-"
>"Excuse me?"

Question, does your human faction have a name in your AU?

>>81980
>>If Anon dies during the war, he'll keep fighting and stay stable, but he won't have any of that flamboyance and cheer- just monotonous killing and quiet days at the base.

>Pavo hasn't been the same since Anon was killed.
>The sentinel base in the jungle was surprise attack by DDs in an attempt by the Solver to knock out the last tangible threats against it.
>However, it made the mistake by attacking the place that has the highest amount of concentration of Anti-DD weaponry anywhere else.
>While the DDs did some damage, they were quickly quelled by the Sentinels. None of them were hurt but there were some casualties with the human and WD staff there.
>One of them was Anon, the Sentinel Drone technician assigned to Pavo.
>Once news of Anon's death reached Pavo, he became an entirely different person.
>He stopped being the cheerful but nervous, stopped reading horoscopes and stuff about astrology and even stopped listening to Boy Band. It's like he snapped and became a machine.
>He acts exactly as to how a default, newly built Worker Drone would react. Always has a blank face, monotonous way of speaking, barely reacts to outside stimuli and even when being sent out on the field to deal with Solver creatures, he doesn't laught like a maniac and torture his enemies, just cold clinical efficiency killing Solver creatures one after another like an assembly line robot.
>A proposal has been submitted to place Pavo in permanent statis to avoid further mental degradation or, if his mental condition worsens, permanent deactivation to put him out of his misery.
>The proposal is currently pending.

>>82084
Space express transportation group 451

>>82088
Sick

Would it be hot if Pavo and Sentinel!Everest double-teamed Anon?

N's penis pumping
N jelqing

>>82092
Thad eventually become Tessa new favorite

>>82095
hes just a lil guy :)

>>82101
Ugi screamnibg sj

>>82103
Can someone draw anon carrying J like this? I think it would be cute.

>>82107
bimbo n

>>82110
the silly

>>82105
Ye later

Rewatched 6 and holy Alice's laugh is so freaky

>>82116
Maybe being part of some human remnants I guess and they are trying to stop the solver

>>82116
Cyborg Werewolf

>>82116
Tessa the Human turns out to be Tessa the Former Human, this eldritch meat Cronenberg. Lab boys at JCJensen keep her segregated from the rest of the Quarian-ass surviving humans. Still the same old Tessa, she just looks a little different is all. Like Amy after she lost her jaw in that hammer accident.

>>82123
>cyn [null]s you in the head and buries you in a shallow grave
>rescued by the kind drones of Goodsprings, you make your way towards the Elliot Manor to confront Cyn and retrieve the platinum chip for delivery to Mrs. E

>>82115
Depends on what you want for a uniform, what style, what they do, etc. for me personally, I like the French combat uniform.

>>82115
Zeon.

>>82128
Filthy spaceborn

How about some drawing requests or ideas?

>>82132
Core N latched onto femanon's head like a brain slug. Femanon's eyes lacking focus, her mouth drooling (this is normal for her).

>>82132
Are you asking or requesting?

>>82134
Asking, I can't do much but I want to see what anons want to see, often something interesting among it

>>82136
>>82132
Nori's body being in Khan's right hand with her legs trailing onto his left.

>>82132
Tessa as a cyborg werewolf

>>82132
Pavo hugging Anon while Anon looks like he wants to be somewhere else.

>>82132
Tired

>>82132
Doll welcoming back fellow ghosts Rebecca and Emily.

>>82147
Whose steering wheel, Uzi?

>>82084
All i have for my human faction is just the JCJ(IS) Space Station humans.

>>82148
Yeah they put Uzi in the backseat

ROBO-DAMN IT I FUCKING HATE HUMANS AND I HATE THAT MY DAUGHTER HAS CHILDREN WITH A HUMAN! HUMANS ARE EVIL! EVIL!!!1!1!1!!!!11111

>>82132
Negev, out of the nitwit farm on supervised release, watching Star Wars for the first time with Beretta and Hope.

>>82118
Fun Fact: It's actually quite safe to eat drone ass considering that anatomy adapters are basically just high-tech onaholes

>>82151
Hug

>>82151
Why can’t you be happy for your kid?

>>82151
Mom, I keep telling you, Anon is a faceless homunculus that humans from another timeline astral project into, he's not a human himself.

>>82132
Loaf getting kicked into a wall.

>>82132
Lizzus watching in awe as a Dul kills a Loaf

>>82132
Issac clarke headbutting V in the face.

>>82132
Post an sample of your art

>>82113
thank you fren :3
drones are so pickupable

>>82132
Lainey pranking anon with a false pregnancy test

>>82164
Seconding

>>82132
Cynwalker Tessa (looks like Cynwalker Solver, but no chest light because the core's been ripped out and green drone eyes instead of yellow Xes) catching up with an overcome by emotion J.

>>82171
>>82132
Or yellow eyes, if you prefer. Point is, not Xes.

>>82132
Draw a genderbent Tessa who is buff as hell

Guys. What if the entire series was just child Tessa playing her toys(drones) and some old Halloween decoration (Solver)?

>>82181
Damn, your just like me

>>82132
A female spartan and a sentinel drone wheeling a dude after their nightly "session" and broke his pelvis

>>82181
Cute

>>82157
He's basically a walking meat puppet in a world of soulless tin cans

>>82144
>welcoming
as if. she'd just find another way to brutalize and eat them.

>>82181
I miss the old SMG4, the Disney one sent my sides into orbit when I was 14

>>82132
John and Mitchell smoking together and talking about their life maybe add holly too I guess

>>82187
They're all ghosts.

>>82116
I actually think the fact that she’s dead is excellent fuel for accenting the horror and tragedy of the show’s entire situation. The obvious catch would be that really diving into how sad and terrible her entire story is would utterly bury the element of comedy, and unlike Tessa’s relatives there’d be no way to dig it back up.

>>82191
>horror and tragedy
Liam is a sperg whose sense of empathy is completely arbitrary. No thought went into it beyond "Wouldn't it be fucking sick if a robot wore human skin?"

>>82190
yeah that's why I said "find another way", you can't kill a ghost like you can a drone. but I doubt Doll would suddenly see those two as anything more than disposable. whether she'd actually succeed in hurting them, who knows

>>82191
Anon, all it would have taken was replacing the snowball fight slide with a slide showing some sort of private little funeral. Just like all it would have taken for the idea V has changed, as we're apparently meant to believe, to seem credible was not having her rip the head off the guy sitting in front of her.
We need a cure for autism, to prevent fuckups like these.

>>82188
A lot of them did before they went all in with the OCs

>>82195
Yeah, although I feel like the joke quality has also sort of fallen off a cliff, not helped by the fact that some of the redesigns are ass

it's NNN, so i hope you're prepared for the month ahead anon. three excited, factory-new Ns are already en route to your house, compliments of HoDR

>>82082
NTA but what are you talking about?

>>82198
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet - Tales From the Internet

>>82197
Will they arrive in the male?

>>82194
Have you considered focusing your energy into writing a fix fic?

>>82201
post the full image you cuck

what if the solver was stinkmeaner

>>82204
please give the poor rubies their pixels back

>>82191
Sure but after everything she has done for N, J, and V, it seems incerdibly callous of all of them to not acknowledge her in the slightest.

>>82207
Presumably it was done offscreen, like V's epic victory over the sentinels that completely surrounded her and literally every other DD that went against them got destroyed by.

>>82170
Ouch.

>>82132
A bunch of the new OCs sitting around having a party

>>82188
Same. They fell off so hard

>>82192
I know, the real horror and tragedy is that nobody told Liam to have professional writers produce the show.

>>82213
NTA, if I'll be honest with you I never really cared much about SMG4s other than for Guards N Retards.

>>82211
What did he wanted again?

>>82215
Why are you looking at me?

>>82197
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>82219
I agree.

>>82116
>>82211
That's just deliberator

Wait, why did the Solver need to figure out who got patched if it was just going to eat the planet?

>>82218
You are next

>>82085
Would extensive therapy help this timeline's Pavo?

>>82226
A patched host is an uncontrollable host, and an uncontrollable host that's both immune to direct manipulation AND capable of casing Solver magic is a legitimate threat that cannot be allowed to proliferate

>>82224
IS HE GETTING BIGGER EVERY TIME

>>82229
I know, but they're not immune to the planet they're on being eaten. Just go to the flesh pit, Solver wins ezpz. No need to dick around with lists.
For that matter, why did the Solver need the keybug if it could just cut a way through the entrance with nulls? Admittedly, I haven't seen episode 6 since it came out.

>>82230
Yes, N is standing on his knees now. Perfect belly hugging height.

>>82219
Fuck

>>82232
Best answer I can come up with is that Cyn/Solver was actively treating everything since the Gala Massacre (and likely before that) as some elaborate game that they didn't want to _totally_ spoil the fun of. Whether this is because they were simply confident in inevitable victory or they were more interested in having "fun" rather than "winning" is entirely up to speculation

I think I figured out what happened: the insistence on entering Cabin Fever the normal way and finding the subject list makes perfect sense if the Solver doesn't already have a host planetside. That stuff was written with "the Solver needs to find a host before it can vore the planet" in mind. But then Liam had the idea of using the robot wearing human skin as a way to have the Solver bypass the need to find a host and go HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?, but he didn't change the approach the Solver used to accommodate that new plot twist so now Vore Demon GLaDOS is just dicking around.

>>82221
best characters

guys i just realized murder drones fucking sucks, how do i cope with this

>>82238
I would recommend getting some taste

>>82233
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>82238
>>82239
Sharty is over yonder.

blowing raspberries on N’s belly

tickling N’s belly and making him flail and have a giggling fit

why doesn’t N, the biggest of the DDs, simply eat the other two?

>>82242
>>82243
God I wish I could do that to N...

>>82244
They're saving that for sweeps.

>>82091
Yes. Very hot.

>>82091
Who?

>>82248
GO V GO!

>>82099
It's really hot green, I reread this from time to time and it's still just as hot every time.

>>82095
Literally everything he listed is what President Bugretta did while in-office. President Enn wrecked the economy with his free puppy legislation along with his, "Just say sorry", law. I can literally rape and eat my Labor Bot neighbors, and not get in trouble just as long as I say sorry

>>82107
Just. look. at. this. BOOBS!

>>82091
>Sentinel!Everest
i have yet to see this
E-anon has work to do

>>82245
me too anon, me too…

>>82118
It should be me!

Who would win in a fight between U- and U+?

>>82215
Neat art! Artist?

>>82238
It still looks great and the character designs are spot-on.

>>82116
The series villain, the Solver's true identity. Not season villain like Khan was planned to be or like Cyn was. Her being the true puppet master would make for a unique double twist during a later season. Liam also implies she's very suspicious in Inn posts and his recent QnA.

>>82263
>Liam also implies
Liam is a gooner

>>82263
Where did he imply she was sus and not a maladjusted emotionally abused girl?

>>82265
When a writer reminded him of Tessa's existence

>>82265
Nta but the posts on his Discord (?) after eight released were arguably trying to paint her in a worse light than the show did, iirc it was only about her having used hair of real bodies for her drones tho.
Could have been an attempt at trying to make what happened to her and how it was glossed over better since apparently it makes her bad or whatever. Maybe it was just random info badly timed, no clue.

>>82268
That's what I was referring to with the maladjusted emotionally abused girl part.

>>82266
>>82269
Now I need to figure out, which looks more suited for an Eldritch Horror

>>82242
>>82243
>>82244
with how often I see posts like this I'm surprised vorefags, fatfags, etc. don't make many greens or art

>>82272
One does, but he disguises it as a silly meme greentext even though it's incredibly obvious it's fetish fuel. I mean seriously, you're wacking off to Oogis? What a fucking freak.

>>82268
>>82273
Besides unnecessary making Tessa look a budding serial killer, it makes the fact JNV don’t even acknowledge her death all that more sad.

I need a list of SD weapons

If a Tessafag wrote episode 8 it would go like this
>The Solver is dead...for realsies, no inhibiting Uzi's body or nothing
>Suddenly all three of the DDs fall to their knees and begin to sob intensely
>"WE DID IT TESSA! FINALLY YOU ARE AVENGED, YES YOU AMAZING GODDESS OF A PERSON WHO DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG AND DID NOT GRAVEROB ANYONE, YOU ARE AMAZING!", they all say in unison before beginning construction on a 50ft golden idol resembling Tessa
>This scene goes on for 14 entire minutes whilst Uzi looks on confused before breaking the silence
>"Who the fuck is Tessa?"
>In a complete 360 all the DDs turn around and begin to beat Uzi to death for daring to even insinuate that their Goddess was even remotely forgettable and Unimportant to the plot

>>82278
>t.Cyn

>>82278
This but with Thad and Lizzyfags acting like they're actual characters and not just props meant to take up space on the screen

>>82278
Or
>The Solver is defeated, for super ultra mega realises this time
>WITH THE HELP OF TESSA! WHO IS NOW ACTUALLY LIKE A SUPER COOL MONSTER OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE WE NEED TO EXPLAIN HOW SHE ISN'T A WITHERING OLD LADY!
>Tessa using her incredibly OP powers and master fighting prowess solos The Solver
>J immediately apologizes to Tessa and begins kissing her ass
>V offers to return to being nothing more than Tessa's pet again
>N throws Uzi in the dumpster and begins to worship Tessa
>TESSA IS FUCKING AMAZING! FUCK YOU!

>>82281
>J’s first Murder Drones fic draft
>refuses to take criticism since she never makes mistakes

>>82260
> bully vs nerd
gee anon, i don't know

>>82282
>Point out a typo to J
>J crying, sobbing, shidding herself

>>82238
Watch it again.

>>82286
>the Solver has a different, more "mechanical" font than everyone else
Always love that.

>>82286
Same, they really should have dealt with Solver more outside of anime battles.

>>82283
What’s U~U like?

>>82288
Please understand, just getting seven 20something minute episodes was hard for Liam as it was. Being contractually obligated to finish something even after he lost interest in it was torture for him.

>>82278
>Tessa's soul was like actually still alive in Cyn the whole time!
>Uzi, N, V & J (J joined them in this universe because friendship™) expel Solver and revive Tessa with the power of FRIENDSHIP™!
>everyone lives happily ever after

>>82291
>Liam really wanted to drop the show after 4
>Hell he almost made it out of the building without telling anyone, until the Liam Alarm activated

>>82273
Liam somehow talks exactly like I'd imagine him.

>>82289
That's just U-U when they get bent out of shape and dented up from trying to milk a cow a little too hard
Generally disheveled and a little embarrassed as Anon laughs at them (at least until they spray him with a hose)

>>82278
Are you that same guy who sperged out when someone said MD’s writing is mid?

>>82296
Oh fuck the public approved so hard he's now double president. This is unprecedented.

>>82296
Lucky bastard

>>82302
This one is canon

>>82297
Based Asterix enjoyer, I'd give a shitton to see an MD comic in the Asterix style (with the Asterix humor too, of course)

>>82132
Wow, there's a lot of replies here.

These tiny Alice's are hard to grab but they sure are cu

>>82107
Wholeome

>President Enn has a big stump speech coming up
>he paces about the Resolute Desk as he thinks of what to say to the Dronemerican public
>gathering his thoughts, he clambers aboard a red protrusion on the desk so he can imagine himself on stage giving his speech
>there's a click beneath him as the red button beneath Enn is forced down beneath his weight
>"Uh oh..." Enn squeaks innocently, stepping off the button
>deep underground, sirens blare
>drones dimly lit in red light salute one another and turn their keys
>in thousands of locations across the country, silo doors open, their contents rocketing upwards
>white trails of exhaust crisscross the open expanse of the skies as missiles streak towards their pre-determined targets
>militaries across the world struggle to respond, not believing their own reports of missile launches from Dronemerica
>the red telephone blares, showing calls from a steadily-growing number of heads of state
>but Enn is distracted, his trusty secretary has just brought in a tray of milk and cookies, his tail wagging as the disassembler places his food on the desk and leans over him, showing a downright-inappropriate level of cleavage
>foreign missiles are caught in their silos as nuclear fire rains down, their ability to strike back neutralized
>in a single stroke, Enn has successfully launched a nuclear first strike
>as the world is inundated with a thousand man-made suns, President Enn happily chews on a cookie while his V secretary runs his little tail between her fingers

>>82151
Calm the fuck down, your daughter is an adult drone and decides for herself who her kids get their DNA from.

>>82276
Nice

>>82180
Why did I feel aroused?

>>82180
That's me too, and I'm not a femanon

>>82181
Grandpa, lie down on the bed, it's time for your afternoon nap.

>>82197
My grandfather's Mosin rifle awaits these bastards with open arms!

>>82314
Just trick them into doing chores for you, they like doing anything right?

>>82210 (nta)
In halloween style?

>>82314
good, they like it when you struggle

N says he likes doing anything but the second I start cutting off parts of him to reassemble N husks for sale to lonely drone girls suddenly he isn't having fun. Lying fuck.

>>82224
I'm not sure, but it seems to me, or N has become.... wider?