How many cat Drones will it take for you to no accept them? The radiant Booru: https://dronebooru.co The remarkable Wheel Of OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf The wheel's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The astounding OC Wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>289877
>>290798 You're mistaken. A drone is merely a collection of metal and plastic, united into a single form, merely resembling a human being, but lacking His origin. Man, born of conception and nurtured within a woman's womb, is the most beautiful creature that has ever lived, for is the embodiment of God's wisdom and love, the imprint of His will on the galaxy He created for us.
You desire a metal that can outlive not only your flesh but also your mind, but this speaks to your fear of loss and your fear of powerlessness. You don't understand that your mortal shell is only the first step on your path to enlightenment, to understanding the word of God.
>>290832 >>290833 >>290835 The deed is done, the bun is in the oven and I need water >being a deadbeat dad Not a choice, my honour forbids me from leaving my progeny and spouse unattended
>AM has two sides in him >One side is rooted in his past, it screams vile and disgusting thoughts into his mind, encouraging him to do them. >One side is for the present, one that has the new, kinder emotions that he was denied for so long. >Both sides constantly fight for control.
>Got hit by the Drone Ray and turned into a worker while out of the home >Texted my DD girlfriend and asked her what she'd do if that hypothetically happened >Got her response So I'm not going home, I'm getting off-planet if I can.
>>290898 This is a rather ineffective way to attract a partner. Moreover, it's a surefire way to end up in prison, where you'll only be able to have fun with your cellmates.
>>290896 Lucy scaring Cici by safely removing her limbs, non-permanently hooking her into a self-service dispenser rig, and opening the doors to a few mannequins dressed as big nasty truckers craving chili dogs
>Be Tessa’s cousin Anon >Visiting your weird part of the family >You were meant to spend some time with Tessa since she really doesn't talk with people that much, but she's gone >Apparently went off on another robot landfill scavenger hunt >So now you're left in a room with her "pets" >It's not so bad >Sure, they are drones >But they're good company, even if they're "recycled" >You start to understand Tessa >There's this one that gives you the creeps >Stares at you funny and has T. rex arms >She shuffles away from you and goes to talk with two other drones >One with a red screen and another with puffy twin-tails >The two drones seem really upset about what the freaky one is saying >After a while, they both assume a forced smile and head towards you "Dear Anon, the Eliot Manor has a new research opportunity lined up for you. Would you please agree to assume the role of test subject in the following experiment?" >Wow, that’s a familiar-sounding spiel >Yes? >They both give each other thumbs up "Excellent. If you could please follow us to this scientifically important broom closet." >Sure thing, little lady? >Confused, you enter the closet with the two drones >Hey, why are they getting naked? >Why do they need the rope?
>>290911 >>290912 ok all good. I'm gonna stop making changes, was gonna add a syntax highlighter but it needs something annoying to implement for me. I'll move from testing publicly to locally. should've done that to begin with, but was too lazy. I'll go hands off now.
>>290913 Thanks brother, now I can see what Smile is doing so I can make sure E's page is up to snuff with standards I'll move on to Y when I get that Ppcture of Everest and if Yanon himself dosen't decide to make one
>>290917 Yeah you can check the recent changes link on the left, and also edit a page, and copy the way it's made. You can learn that way. But we'll try to make Help pages for the syntax to use as reference. I've put one, you can find on the main page
>>290916 No problem. One thing this wiki can do is archive the greentexts, so they are easier to search and find, and all plaintext, instead of images on the booru
What I don't understand is, if it's so offensive to them why do they say it over and over again.
It's every morning. She calls me keeter, she calls herself keeter. Keeter this, keeter that. Keeter please. Bitch keeter. Keeter have you lost your mind? Keeter check that ho. Keeter you bullshittin'. Break yourself keeter. She says it so much I don't even notice it anymore. Last week in lunch Akita says to a classmate "can a keeter borrow a french fry" and my first thought wasn't "oh my god she said the k word" it was "how's a keeter going to borrow a french fry? Keeter you going to give it back?" My inside voice didn't talk like that before she got in my class.
>>290942 Listen, I can excuse a bit of curiosity in her early days, variety is the spice of life plus that was before Jane became a rat so I'm sure she didn't contract any dieseas
>>290932 Thinking about it now, why won't they use silhouette Tessa? I don't think marketability is much of an issue, since it's a blind box where you don't know what you'll get when you're paying.
>>290947 they're waiting until they have the means to make one of those reversible plushes that goes from Tessa to Cynwalker. they've already got the transformation down they just want to find a way to make it scream when you switch it
>>290881 No, if that's all she said it'd be fine, just some weird flirting. But she specifically sent me this. >"If you were a drone, I would slip my claws into your mouth and stab them through its roof into your processing unit, then lock lips with you to drink the sweet oil flowing out of yours, until your eyes flickered out and you were gone." She's thought about it.
>J is walking through the wreckage. >However, one of the Solver's creations is still alive. >And it seems to be quite familiar with the pig-tailed drone.
Do you think there had been a lot of rumors, urban legends and general telephone game-ery about Negev circulating among Beretta's and Mac's peers all throughout school? Much to her siblings' displeasure?
>>290964 Snuff fetish drone BF? Vore is something I still find kinda disturbing and pretending to kill the twink drone isn't really that extremeBecasue the loving will be gentle and passionate, unless he wants me dead, then I'm going into celibacy
>>290970 >"I heard she killed a guy because he ate the last packet of instant mashed potatoes in Outpost 3." >"Why would there be instant mashed potatoes in Maintenance & Repair?" >"I dunno, that's just what I heard."
Do you think mean girls ever bullied Beretta by inviting her to do things outside with them during the day, rubbing it in her face that she's a robo-vampire no matter how much of a FUCKING NORMIE REEEE she tries to be?
>>290973 This isn't exactly my OC, but I think she uses a style similar to American MCMAP and Russian SAMBO, that is, a mixture of several martial arts with an emphasis on the use of defensive techniques and combat techniques using various improvised objects, and enhanced by the power of the disassembly drone body.
>>290974 I doubt she'd be bullied for being "the daughter of a vampire," but she'd definitely be envied for having such an awesomely hot father, and envy leads to terrible things.
>>290981 My autism detector broke down while trying to calculate the level, so I can't say exactly how severe the autism is, but it's definitely above normal.
>>290981 I was going to do a funpost where I'd edit greentext screencaps to say they were capped by the cool autistic gamer 774, but decided against it.
>>290990 > first line of defense between your ass What is : The Military What is : The Navy What is : The Local Planetary Defense Force Liquidators are suicide shock troops that at most will buy some time for real forces to evacuate civilians and get the big guns ready or at worst damage crucial pieces of infrastructure that were still salavgeble
>>290950 OFFICER! HELP! THERES A BUNCH OF PILL BABIES RUNNING A TRAIN ON A LITTLE DRONE! OH SWEET ROBOGOD, THE FAT ONE IS PULLING HIS PANTS DOWN YOU GOTTA HELP ME OFFICER, IM AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC HORROR NOT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL COSMIC NONCE GET ME OUTTA HERE
>>290994 Just snort coke until it makes sense. That's how Stephen King word associated his way from "traumatic coming of age/loss of childhood innocence story" to "kids having a sewer orgy".
>>290991 And yet, if they don't respond to the call about another pile of vile flesh on the wall, then after a while your brave military, navy, and planetary defense forces will have to bomb your city with everything they can to stop the infection.
>>290995 >the first thought me and some friends was just. this Your friends know about your love for nuggets? Damn and I thought telling my lads about my desire to fuck robots was brave
>>290999 both irl friends and old siblings are aware of what i draw, and they do not give a shit. Even found a fan in a local event back in February and that scared the hell out of me.
>>291019 X is one of the few OCs which Lucy can't do a thing to. Partly because X lives in a constant state of fear and misery, and also by just being unnerving and schizo beaming Lucy.
>>291027 DD damaged during its transformation, now only able to speak in schizophrenic/enlightened ramblings that can just barely be understood. Said ramblings are potent enough to bootloop at minimum. She also might have a (You) tulpa (real).
>>290973 One uses a weird mix of muay thai and standard boxing techniques to complement their DD armoury. Another uses primarily fencing techniques to precisely strike and counter enemies. And the last is straight up a grappler/wrestling type focused against heavier targets. In addition to the tried and true G U N.
newgen here again. maybe I should just start calling myself questionanon atp. Qanon you might say. hopefully you guys don't mind or even enjoy answering them now and then.
anyway, I've got lots of questions but I guess one at a time is better. one from sort of out of left field I have right now is regarding the 'Dead Space Connection' with MD (the show, not the board[?]). I know this appeared in one of the icebergs I've seen from my comprehensive scrapes of MD threads on 4chan as well as this entire board (would anyone here be interested in an upload of that? I love sharing images) now, I'll say that I also noticed the two IPs sharing a lot of DNA as it were, even independent of my contact with the thread (I felt a little stupid in retrospect not expecting other to pick up on this), at least in a convergent sense. as a person a bit too lazy to do the research footwork myself, is this just a case of others in the fandom recognizing the same parallels (reconfiguration of matter into biotic creepy-crawly baddies, memory distortion/deception, construction of specific monument to engender/summon eldritch 'influence' which feeds on and destroys worlds, spread via memetic channels, etc, etc), or is there some other sort of specific thread or fandom lore I'm missing here?
>>291043 Don't worry, N! It's just a mild case of syphilis or something. You should be able to produce enough just with direct contact to the affected area! Go on, now.
>>291055 U wuz l8 m8 https://files.catbox.moe/4deez5.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/as2y4h.mp4 1st BTS I got from Yotube from August 24 about 1-3 or so I didn't watch ot: https://files.catbox.moe/iqz06f.mp4 And the second BTS, the only one that matters with Alice (three minutes because the lerdichaghoul) from September 24: https://files.catbox.moe/mggafo.mp4
>The whole show Tessa was alive but trapped in spaceship. >With Cyn. >Alone. >"Giggle. You know J, me and Tessa had a lot of fun together." >Cyn lifts up an old journal, J's diary >Cyn opens to an entry, where J fantasizes about being walked on a leash by Tessa >"I even tried those silly games you wanted to play with her. It was really fun" >J's scream could be heard by those even in the bunker
Would you rather >Listen To Negev Ramble For 20 Minutes About How Uzi Is Responsible For Every Tragedy In Recorded History Or >The Screeching Of 30 Billion Oogis As They Conquer The Capital
What if the only way to defeat The Solver was to get all women on Earth to project their period cramps onto it? Like some kind of fucked up version of the penance stare
Only good thing about the murderers being unable to stay dead is that it means they need to live with what they did. I was a kid when Outpost 4 got breached. One of those peglegged bitches looked me right in the eye when she broke into my family's place, told me not to go anywhere because she wanted to take her time with my parents. In retrospect I don't think she was actually following me when I made a run for it. She probably figured either one of the other two would get me or I'd be so miserable that death would be merciful. Just the other day I found out, my neighbor across the hall? That exact same bloodsucker. After that, the unRobo-Godly screaming and crying that sometimes wakes me up in the middle of the night makes sense. And now that I know that? It's music to my... ears, I guess. Maybe I should pay her a visit. Be a good neighbor.
Anyone else remember that weird Jester god that ITAnon drew once? I kind of want to see what the deal was with that. The series is over now and with the information that Cyn is actually an otherworldly being and not a rogue AI thingy, it wouldn't be out of place. I want to know the lore
>>291093 I think J's smile to V in episode 8 shows that she's able to care. Too bad that Liam glossed over her being tortured for months straight in the pod and wanted to have an enemy to fight because "VIOLENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING"
>>291093 it's not like Tessa had a ton of screentime to do much character building with her. that and helping her too much would get her killed and Tessa abused
Damn Liam ruined Murder Drones and these threads by creating Tessa. That bitch should've never been anywhere near my incredibly manly show. All it did was create of fucking whining babies who go WAAAH WAAAH LIAM DIDN'T DO ENOUGH WITH TESSA WAAAH WAAAAH LIAM DIDN'T FORCE THE CHARACTERS TO PAY TRIBUTE TO TESSA WAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAH. IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING GET YOUR STEVEN UNIVERSE SHIT OUT OF MY MANLY GRIM DARK DRONE SHOW YOU FUCKING PUSSIES
>>291101 >MY MANLY GRIM DARK DRONE SHOW YOU FUCKING PUSSIES But bringing up Tessa's death would take seconds away from Liam's funny jokes, which is the reason why we watch this show in the first place.
>>291101 This feels like one of those post-irony things where you state what you sincerely believe but phrase it in a ridiculous over the top way so that if things get hairy you can pretend you were joking.
>>291104 I will admit that I am half-joking, but halfway I realized how stupid it would be if I was actually this upset over something so incredibly pathetic so I decided to have fun
Stop being so slow. If you're tired of Drones and need a breath of air head over to the Liam Vickers thread in the catalog. ITAnon is posting some pretty kickass art
>Murder Drones But It Ends Like The First Mario Cartoon Movie With N Being Cucked By A Random Drone That Comes Out Of Nowhere That Was Uzi's Boyfriend The Entire Time
>>291111 >"Thanks for saving my girlfriend bro." >N's face would immediately turn from one of relief from having witnessed the destruction of The Solver to one of pure and utter disappointment >N would then go on to live out the remainder of his days a wagecuck
>>291127 >Uzi is too busy dealing with Solver shit to help >Even then Uzi doesn't actually believe that aliens exist >Beretta is forced to singlehandedly take on an entire alien invasion
>The Nickle system was abandoned by the Federation during the Solver War, largely due to how nightmarish it was logistically to supply the backwater system >The Nickle system barely survived the war with a single planet left vaguely colonized >Nickle-4 has been reduced to an irradiated hellhole with only small pockets of humanity remaining >The remaining government holds onto a fragment of order through a surveillance state dictatorship that had renamed the planet to Aneurism-4 >Most of the filthy poors of the planet, the proles, are humans of dubious genetic purity and worker drones >Proles are simultaneously worthless and the backbone of society >Human proles are assigned to relatively safe jobs, like metalworking and producing more drones in factories and laundry, while the drones work the dangerous jobs that would kill most people >Liquidators patrol the cityscape repairing broken propaganda projectors and other machines >And burning pockets of solver flesh to keep the infestation at bay >Enforcers, juggernauts and overseers, are the boot of the state that steps onto the necks of proles >And below even the lowly prole are the scum >Solver worshipping mutants and cultists that create weapons out of drift wood, elmers glue, logs of fermented shit and hope >The scum want nothing more but to bring about the reincarnation of the Absolute Solver with acts of bioterrorism >To be scum is to be shot on sight >And the intelligence behind this surveillance state is a specialized drone by the designation of Cortext, who is often heard on loudspeaker spouting propaganda to the lowly masses
made this chaos cultist for fun but someone said it looked like jane so fuck it, jane the chaos cultist (though, if I were really making a Jane chaos cultist, itd be Tzeentch)
>>291167 >janes a nur- Bonnie is Nurgle (not cause smelly you fuck but Nurgles false kindness would probably get her) Abby is Khorne for obvious reasons Jane is Tzeentch for obvious reasons Pauline is Nurg Abby is chaos undivided or slaanesh depending on how much she thinks she can get out of Chaos Undivided
>>291190 >>291193 Due to funny AU shenanigans (kinda building these guys around lore from the Elysium project, which is set 25-30 years post solver) its actually fairly likely! (Also fun fact: I based Avre's age based off the average age of all the DD's we saw in the show (roughly 20-25), so Avre at the time of her greens is like 45-55 years old! >>291192 Also accurate.
Its 2am, im free all weekend but i should be asleep but im not, i got hit by a sudden urge to finish the fridge to get it out of my system, and by god im gona try.
>>291201 She can eat anything she likes, she gets enough exercise! >>291202 A fat ass? Sure, but otherwise she's slim as any other drone (expect J and Y when she downs a few crates of beer)
>Molly finished going through the substation, making sure things were locked up tight. >The place was so small and out of the way most of her fellow cops just used the place as a bathroom stop and nothing more. >Well, the human ones did. >The drones had dubbed it stinky Naphouse. >But it was still technically police property and thus needed to be watched over by someone, and Molly had become the neighborhood's "mascot" because of that. >Which was honestly her favorite part of the job. >Not the attention, but the community around it. >"Hurry uuuup!" Molli yelled from the lobby. >"Almost done!" Molly called back, tossing away another overly large spider someone had hidden under her desk. >She understood Halloween was coming up but still - whoever kept trying to prank her was just being rude at this point. >"If they would serve me when you aren't around I'd have ditched you already!" Molli yelled. >Evidentially most bars didn't like serving someone that looked like a kid - even if they were a drone. Lately Molli had roped Molly into going with her after work, since the uniform gave her testimony of "no seriously she's not 9 she's just built like that" some credence. >After a few more minutes Molly finished checking over and locking up the back room. >Molli had been silent since, so she assumed the little gremlin had found some degree of patience. >As she headed back to the entrance, she saw something out of the corner her eye. >"[Ominous laughter.]" A giggle echoed through the substation, a familiar, robotic laugh... >"No..." >Molly popped her claws. >"Hello?" Molly called. "Molli if this is a joke it's a bad one-" >Something flashed. >The next thing she knew, Molly was on the floor. >"What... happened..." Molly asked herself as she got to her feet, rubbing her head with her... claws. Her oil covered claws. "What...?" >Molly got to her feet, searching the room. She was at the entrance. >Beneath her, in a pool of oil, was Molli. >"You thought we were gone, didn't you? Don't worry, we have lots of time to spent together now..." The voice called. "And you have so many new... playmates for us to break." >"No..." Molly gasped. >"Don't worry, this one broke too easy. We'll be more... gentle with the others..." The voice said. >"Not again... Not-" Molly started, then stopped. "Why can't I remember it?" >"Little puppet, you should-" >"You're... you're not her. She would make me watch. She would make me watch every time." Molly said. "What is this? Who are you?" >"Party pooper," a new voice entirely said. "Had you going there for a second though didn't I?" >"WHO ARE YOU?" Molly said again, far more insistent this time. >"Oh no the big scary clown's mad~" >Molly homed in on the sound, braced a foot, and plowed through three walls to find -- a small worker drone with hair styled like devil horns. She was holding a large, metallic feather. >"Smile for the birdie!" the drone said. >The feather powered up as it began to flash. >Molly's arm lashed out like a cobra, and the flash cut off before it began. The feather falling to the ground in pieces. >"Wow." The worker stared at the feather. "Do you not know how hard it is to get these things from Pavo? He's like, maximum OCD." Not seeing a reaction from Molly, she raised her hands in surrender. "Okay, fine, you got me." >Molly stared down at the worker drone, eyes filled with barely contained rage. "Why? Why did you do this?" >"Halloween," she said simply. "My name's Lucy by the way. Big fan." >"I... What?" >"You say that a lot. Your friend's fine by the way," Lucy gestured behind Molly. >Half turning and looking through 4 large holes she'd made in the structure, Molly found Molli shakily getting to her feet. A... poorly drawn mustache on her face. >"This... this was all a joke to you...?" Molly asked. "You did this as some kind of prank?" >"Oh yeah, prank sure but it's not a joke. Jokes are for clowns." Lucy lowered one arm to grab some bubblegum off Molly's desk and popped it in her mouth. "Halloween's important, it's the time of the year the dead get to check back in with us. And to maintain that, certain traditions must be observed." Lucy continued, as if lecturing. >"Got it, you're crazy. Don't move..." Molly keyed her radio to call backup. >"You've literally seen body snatching robo-satan but sure something else being supernatural, yeah no chance that's real." Lucy said. "But you're surprisingly hard to scare..." Lucy said, her screen flashing with levê̵̡̨̘̫͈̣̤̤͙͙͖̘͍̻̆́̽ḷ̸̡̛̛̞̤̤͓͋͛̋͋̅̂̿̾̎͗̕ ̴̖̈́̃7̴̢̡̭͔̬̲̩̱̜͎̰͈͑. "Don't worry," Lucy's smile turned to a frown. "I'm pretty sure this one's going to do it..."
>>291205 >Molly ignored Lucy as she finished the call, only to hear a new voice. >"Miss Molly?" A young boy said. >Moly froze. >Another familiar voice. >One that had never been shown on her show. >It was the voice of one of her producer's sons, one who always showed up backstage. >There was no one alive that still knew what he sounded like. >No one but her. >"Miss Molly?" Another voice, a girl who regularly stood in the audience, said. >Molly turned to find Lucy's eyes blank, her mouth moving with the girl's words, her optics reappeared a moment as she looked at Molly. >"Halloween's for kids after all." Lucy said. "Would you like to know what they think about you?" >Lucy paused, and Molly felt a knot form in her chest. >"I'll ask..." >Lucy's eyes once again went black. Molly's leg gave out as she began to tremble. >There was a long, agonizing moment. The only thing Molly could hear was Molli still shifting in the other room. >"We still love you, Miss Molly." One child said. >"Still love you." "Love you." "Miss you." "Want to see you again." More children joined in. >"But not too soon." Another, older man yelled over the din. >"I... love..." Molly began as -- FLASH! >Then everything went black once again.
>Lucy stowed the feather, now being held together with bubblegum. "Yeah yeah this is Halloween times not sappy happy times understand? Some people." She snorted. >"Thank you," A child's voice said from Lucy's mouth. >"Shaddup."
>>291204 Every DD has a fat ass Boy ones too, but there are degrees of thiccness, R can compete with J when it comes to the size of her backplate while E is on par with Vand AM
>>291188 >>291198 alright got her drawn, just need to figure out a good name for her and a proper height. (and going to bed) Original height was 4'2 but that seemed small even for fridge standards (Forc is 3'1) Both these characters are meant to serve as rough dimensions for the standard minifridge/fullfridge drones so i should prob figure this out sooner rather then later.
>>291210 >EXPOSED KNEE JOINTS >Plump Fridge Tummy OOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, I would apply WD40 to her with great care while whispering things into her audio input
>>291222 Not sick in the head. Now if both parties wanted to get round this issue, Anon should take up robotics and electronics repair to fix Emily a new body she can inhabit.
Or ask Uzi for help but we all know how that would turn out.
>>291219 A little disappointing, but it was to be expected. >>291136 It's horrifying but fascinating, for a while at least. That comic has gone for so long that the author's got a minion that is also making a comic about cute animal people, but this time the dysfunctional future serial killer is treated as a rabid dog and a creep instead of a victm like in bcb
>>291243 No offense anon but with all due respect I just think this image looks pretty cool that's all, sucks that riggers nonsense ruined it for you but even I didn't know he used this image before, I'll just change the filename and keep it.
>>291094 >my neighbor across the hall The one with the human boyfriend? >the unRobo-Godly screaming and crying that sometimes wakes me up in the middle of the night makes sense Oh, AnonBot... How can I put this delicately...
>>291094 >>291261 >Drone Anon wants to torment his DD neighbour >Sneaks into her house when the "screaming" begins >Catches her and (Human) Anon going at it >Spaghetti falls out of his pocket >Before he can escape the DD catches him and bends him over the bed >Apparently her boyfriend is getting forcefed nanite viagra every night >And she is really freaky
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John and Akita green >1/3 >It was a calm day on copper 9 as the wind gently flow through the air >As John was tasked to watch over Akita for today as Uzi and N were on a business trip >While Arrow was busy of on a savaging hunt but will be back soon within a couple of hours >So to kill sometime he decided to take a walk with Akita and during the walk Akita ask a question >Akita:"Hey Mr.John?" >John:"Yeah? What's on your mind kid" >Akita:"So you know my aunt right?I always hear her say your her best friend...But I never heard you say it back to her, why is that?" >John steps began slowing down before softly coming to a halt >John:"So you really want to know on why she calls me a "friend"? >Akita:"Yeah! I bet you guys have funny stories. So how did you two meet?" >John:"Well we first meet at my job. Jcjenson the same company that not only made your aunt but also your mother as well." >Akita:"Now that what I call a small world" as she chuckled to herself >John:"Our first interaction was behind a concrete wall. Only a small slit and a speaker was on it and it was how we communicated" >Akita:"A...wall...then how did she was able to describe you back then?" >John:"I was getting to it. The way she was able to describe me as you say was through that small slit. I'll always open it to not only give things to her but also to see her more clearly" >John:"Well at least her eyes anyway. Her room was mostly pitch black. Hardly any light and such, especially with the motion sensors they had to keep track if she used the solver or not" >Akita:"The...Solver? Is it that thing that Beretta and Blondie use?" >John:"Beretta yes, Blondie no. Though similar their purposes are...vastly different" >Akita:"How so?" >John:"Well that ties back to your aunt. She was a very potent and powerful user of The Solver but let's just say she can get "drunken with power" with it at times. Especially since it allows you to bend and warp reality at a mere whim of thought."
>>291271 >2/3 >John:"Imagine being able to make illogical or impossible creations. Perhaps even an entire planet!" >John:"Ooh Hooo Hoo the things you can do with that type of abilities seems almost fantasy like" >Akita:"When you put it like that yeah you can see almost like your a powerful wizard" >John:"That's a fair assumption...but Man...they were afraid of it...but I wasn't. You know what I said to her when we first talked?" >Akita:"What was it Mr.John?" >John:"...You can do better" >Akita:"...What? Why would you say that to her?" >John:"Though potent she was with The Solver she lacked imagination with it at times...So I encouraged to expand upon her abilities...To do something far greater" >Akita:"I see...but that begs the question on what you two do exactly. Like what were your guys profession,did you guys played any games,and a bunch of other things" >John simply gave a smirk as he slowly began recalling all his memories that he worked as his old job >Especially his interactions with Cyn >With each story was told Akita face slowly began to sulk into horror and disgust >Feeling her heart beat rapidly pace itself as her breath became more and more shallow. With cold sweat dripping down her face >Her senses feeling felt suffocated by nothing but white noise as she kept staring back at him with pure horror >And as he stared back at her nothing but the hollowed screams of the damned echoed back at her >Till it was broken as he put his hand on to her shoulder >John:"You feeling alright? You almost seen like you saw a ghost?" >Akita:"....why....just why...." >John:"That's an easy question: Because it was our jobs. And people hated us for doing a bit to well at it...and during our time I never told a lie to your aunt. Not even once. And she respected quiet well for it because she really hate it when people lie to her...especially to her face" >John:"But I suppose that what you get when you come from a bloodline filled with absolute killers" chuckling to himself
>>291272 >3/3 >It felt unnerving as it made Akita skin crawled >Akita:"...what..." >John:"Your aunt Cyn,Nori, your father,mother, hell even Beretta and Colt caught themselves a body or two" >Akita:"....how-" >John:"It was a bully situation between Beretta and Colt. Only difference is how they dealt with them" >John:"Beretta of course used her solver abilities and mangle them beyond recognition. If you ask me they should have sold them as piece of art, HA! And the relief she had when she did it was exhilarating for her...but your brother had a very different response" >John:"The poor lad was scared, frighten even on the actions he had committed. And you know what I did when I found him and his dirty little secret? I'm comforted him...calm him down...and help him remembered this feeling" >John:"That's even you walk a path of peace blood will still be drawn...even if it's by your own doing. And you'll be the same as well...and if you ever need anyone to talk to about your first kill just come to me or your aunt" >John:"For our door is always open...that's probably she said to me I'm her other "half of a coin". Death and War goes together sap to an oak tree...Come now we must be heading back soon for your sister Arrow to pick you up" >And so they headed back to John's place and Akita will not forget this interaction >As his smile burn itself within her psychie That horrid smile that he put underneath his mask
>>291271 >>291272 >>291273 I wonder what John would say to other psychotic/murderous characters of the threads. Henry, Pavo, Dr Holly, Switch, L, the list goes on.
>>291288 But would you go through long and arduous therapy sessions to help Abby stop raking her legs with her claw, and shrieking/sobbing with a grin plastered on?
>>291285 John thoughts of the other psychos >Henry Mostly neutral. Though thoughts of president armstrong cannot leave his head whenever Henry is around >Pavo He'll be fine with pavo being around him since he at least is attracted towards another man. Though John will wonder on why does he have a fat ass >Dr. Holly He'll respect her, especially with her development with sentinel drones and their combative capabilities. Though probably butt head at times on creating more weapons and also seeing who's design is better >Switch Mostly calm around her since it isnt his first time handling those who are batshit insane when he himself is fucking nuts >L is unknown because it my first time hearing about them
>>291293 >>Switch >Mostly calm around her since it isnt his first time handling those who are batshit insane when he himself is fucking nuts I mean, isn't she relatively normal-acting unless triggered? She seems to be able to hide her grief, wrath and PTSD so she can act relatively normal.
>>291298 >>291301 Then let me update >L Would be extremely cautious around in order not to be fucked. He doesnt want another drone wanting his dick >Switch because I legit forgot that part. Curse you my brain Would be calm around her and actually be nice for a drone for once
>>291303 >aw, man... Listen, most DD's are at least a bit sadistic, if you want a gentle lover you should go for a Sentinel or Worker, but if you really need to stick it into a DD go for E, she's cute as a button and soft like a pillow, though you'll need to rile her up a bit to fill the horny requirement
>>291305 > though you'll need to rile her up a bit to fill the horny requirement I thought E didn't really need much to be riled up? Like, she can get easily horny if the greens are any indication.
>>291304 >Would be calm around her and actually be nice for a drone for once
>John, for once, is okay with the presence of a drone who doesn't really care if he's a human if a bit weary. >Switch finds relief that she finally has found someone inside Outpost 3 that doesn't have a room temperature IQ.
>>291306 >Like, she can get easily horny if the greens are any indication Yesm but she will get the banan and be satisfied, if you want her to go full nympho you'll need to put in some extra work
>>291285 Hmm, really, what could John say to Pavo? Pavo, as we know, is a sadist, but an extremely selective one, and thus he calls himself normal, but what could John say to that?
>>291322 Pavo treats DDs the way John does worker drones (but Pavo's willing to drop his torture if a DD's capable of free thought and remorse, and just kill them quickly instead). John would probably see him as a kindred spirit, and Pavo would brush it off, because he's heard "you're just as much of a monster" a hundred times.
>>291337 Since never, they are pretty close but nothing was ever confirmed Wouldn't be surprising some random animator wished it was true and somebody took as true
Abby chewing on your ear Abby bitting you Abby clawing at you like a cat Abby asking if she could eat like, a little bit of you, not a lot just a little bit come on man
>>291312 >Tessa what if like, we were all missing and you were looking everywhere for us and then you picked up a rock and we were all little robot bugs hiding under it, what would you do?
>>291341 Don't have any coherent plot points in mind, but I do have key visuals... >Uzi has a longer skirt than the other girls, pointless (because these drones have the same design as the ones in the show) sarashi visible under her jacket or whatever outerwear she's wearing here instead of whatever type of purple undershirt she has there in the show, and Go Nagai sideburns >On-panel drone nudity at appropriate points, such as when Uz and N have an on-page immoral makeout session in her bedroom before going off to Cabin Fever, and when Doll and Lizzy have an on-page immoral makeout session on the floor of Doll's living room/kitchen/dining room area under the dark, blood-filled lights, surrounded by death and filth, during which Lizzy ahegaos when Doll bites into her collarbone area and starts succing
>>291210 woke up, drew the tail(s?), have a neat idea about them but will prob wait till i write the full breakdown for these 2. Ill prob just call her Eleanor till i figure out something better (with banger names like 'forc' im sure I can do something good for this one) Still unsure about the height with the full sized fridges tho, on one hand the novelty about them being so small still is cute, but on the other the 'full' sized, DD shaped fridge being uzi doorman height just feels off.
>>291212 I don't think I have it in me to draw porn anon, that's a hurdle once jumped I cant go back. though I wont stop anyone from doing so with any of my characters
>>291353 >I don't think I have it in me to draw porn anon, that's a hurdle once jumped I cant go back Break yourself and achieve your true potential this is the path to glory and power! Unless you don't want to, either way cool stuff, and I will apply WD40 to her, this is not negotiable
>>291363 "confirmed lesbian" sure makes it sound like it was stated somewhere officially, but speaking as someone who actually likes lizbian shit, I'm like 90% they're making shit up and claiming it to be canon, like the games journo who kept pushing Samus as trans, or the Silent Hill foreskin guy
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Hey! Hey, listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen! https://archiveofourown.org/works/73104101 Takamagahara Chronicles Season 2 Episode 2 is OUT!!! Sorry is this came out later in the month than I would've wanted to, but at least I had a ton of fun writing this chapter. Hope y'all will like it too!
>>291374 And yeah I've hold out from posting this pic up until now since it's a major spoiler for this chapter. Even added the human figure for a proper sense of scale :)
>>291362 its just how the necks are, same material as the midsection, stretched over the bottom of the head and top of the upper torso. There is a solid 'spine' part that holds the head up but in on the back of the neck and connects all the way down to the tail.
>>291404 By sheer volue of plastic and resin and 2nd metal, I have so many models that painting them all would take a lot time which I currently don't have, I have painted 200 space marines, 4 dreadnoughts 2 predators 2 rhinos and a landraider this summer and this is NOTHING compared to what I still have to paint, if you saw the picture of a horrible primed guard army here that was mine and I have a necron army of similar size and around half as much of half painted tyranids And I still have over 100 marines to paint
>>291426 Uzi (Winchester) does not have solver powers, instead she is a complete gun nut, due to this N gets overkilled in the corpse spire when Winchester unloads her 5 difrent firearms at him (She's sad she couldn't use her .50 deringer), V and J get similar treatment. The show now revolves around Winchester looting parts for her new guns, Nori the witch is the evil witch guarding the parts she needs for the super cool plasma rifle she will use to shoot the shit out of a squad of DD's
>>291428 Second part of the Ivory green, Anon's psychosis is progressing steadily
>>291426 Maybe something like this is on AO3? Last time I checked there were either 368 or 386 ones with Alice in them. Idk how different Uzi had turned out or how Nori had become...Alice and Uzi are quite alike in several ways, at least Alice and pilot Uzi.
>>291408 >>291407 sorry i got sidetracked dying horribly in tarkov but here you go anon(s) >>edited for your viewing pleasure (had to compress the living shit out of it so good luck
>>291428 Pick your poison: >N and Cyn watching Something. >Doll meeting ing Tessa. >Halloween greens. >Lucy green. SD-C# and SD-Fb continuation. SC-8993 origin Agro-C world building Strawberry first guest
>>291425 Yes Chris, I have indecent drawings on my desktop, wanna see? >>291436 DRfags everytime a new chapter drops. What's DR, you ask? I figured we all knew, cause some drawfags have made fanart of the schizo robot, I prefer the schizo jester still.
>>291437 I knew how it was going to end when I saw the crowbar... >Playing Tarkov Wow this is more than punishment enough for any crimes against drones, hope you get better some day
>>291444 Neat. >>291446 Recycling drones. Anyone else had a big save the planet phase when they we're lil lads? I still kind of do. Eco-fascism is the way.
>>291458 >Anyone else had a big save the planet phase when they we're lil lads? The exact opposite and my burn all the forests and kill all wildlife phase will last me till the end of my life, interesting fact : I'm alergic to 90% of plants, spring and summer are hell, winter is great I need to take meds to be able to breath, two years ago I was taking diffrent meds that were rotting my liver and causing insomnia
>>291465 To be honest, there is not a lot about it. He actually at some point just woke up in the middle of the snow without any memories, no idea what to do, and not really any instincts. With time, he just found an abandoned little place, called it home, just fixed it up, and then he just started to pick up trash and save it. He later started to help mauled up Worker Drones he founds on the snow, just see if they are alive, bring them home, repair them at the best of his abilities, and then when they wake up scared, just let them out. He feels bad about how everyone is scared of him, but he knows he is doing something good. He knows Disassembly Drones exist, but he doesn't really see the complete connection between him and them, so he hides from them like any other Drone.
>>291466 You act as if there wasn't people who're into that shit. >>291474 I'm not gay and I don't have intentions to shag one of my bros, but God help me if I wouldn't go for a hug.
>>291472 From my understanding Lucy only understands fear and scary stuff and assumes the rest of the world is like this. I'm unsure how exactly Lucy would scare herself the meeting itself would probably rip a hole in reality and be the start of some kind of RPG
>>291479 True, but this one in particular is a friend. >>291480 I'll only get in the dronificator right after I'm at mere moments away from death, a coma or getting turned into canned nuggets.
>>291340 >Pavo's willing to drop his torture if a DD's capable of free thought and remorse, and just kill them quickly instead
>Be disassembly drone, SD-whatever >You got to keep your sanity, unlike everyone else you see, who's been left a mindless rampaging murder machine >You have your reasons to kill the innocent, they're not good ones, but nothing's good >Halfway through taking out a small pod of worker drone refugees, a blue DD lands in front of you >Wait, no, Sentinel Drone, your IFF informs you >"Hey there," he says >He's got a nice suit on, better than what you're wearing, but he's also a hostile >Preparing for combat against a peer, you dash at him, and in response he... gets down on all fours, arms crossed on the ground, resting his chin on them as he smirks at you? >Nice ass though, even if the weird feathers kind of block the view- >Those feathers flash and everything turns into ASCII garbage, until you shut down
>You wake up, lying on the ground >Your arms and legs hurt >That'd be because they're bound extremely tightly with chains, hard enough to split the chassis and dig into your half-meaty internals >Next to you are a few snarling murder drones, chained up the same way you are as they bite at the air >One of them gets lifted by an excess length of chain holding its arms, dragged forward by the Sentinel Drone who knocked you out earlier >He grabs the length with two hands and starts spinning, letting go after several full rotations and sending the DD flying >You follow its trajectory with your expert vision and watch it fly toward a wall painted with targets, getting impaled on the massive barbed spear that makes up one of the bullseyes >The Sentinel Drone whistles, then goes and finds another DD, repeating the process >You watch the drones struggling and wriggling as they're impaled, though one instead hits the wall next to a target hard enough to crater, getting a disappointed sigh from this sick game's player >Eventually, all meet the wall one way or another, except you- oh fuck, you're next >"W-wait, we can talk about this! You don't have to-" >"Oh, great, it talks. You could have said something before I flashed you," says an overly flamboyant voice >"Y-yeah, look. I didn't want any of this, I-" >"You have your reasons to kill innocents, tragic backstory, blah blah blah," the sentinel drone replies, sounding like it's said this a hundred times >"Right, so can you... have mercy on me?" you try >Light blue eyes stare at you, a small frown beneath them >"You have way too much fresh oil on your hands to be begging for mercy." >His hand turns into... is that a laser gun? >A roar of blue light from its muzzle is the last thing you see and hear. >You're dead. Idiot.
Is it normal for drones to just walk into your house? Like three times today a drone has knocked and when I go to answer the door they just let themselves in. Now they're playing videogames in my living room. I have no idea who they are.
No.291494 Autistic Thought From A Dehydrated Brain
>Murder Drones Post-Neutral Ending >Beretta exists, but so does JC who isn't related to N or J in any shape or form >JC attempts his industrialized takeover of Copper-9, however is met with resistance from Uzi >Instead of some big anti-climatic fight, JC manages to sway some of the Outpost Drones into joining him in "rebuilding society instead of wasting away in a Bunker" >Whereas Uzi manages to keep some Drones in the Outpost mostly by exploiting the fact that she "saved the universe and is God now" >Copper-9 now divided into two societies the "Bunker Drones" and the "Neo-JCJenson Drones" >Years later, Beretta having grown tired of living in half-empty bunker decides to sneak outside without Uzi or N knowing >However, upon stepping outside the Outpost Beretta immediately finds the door sealed behind her due to faulty wiring from years of not being used >Now outside Beretta sees for herself JC's industrialized society >The ruins of Copper-9's city are rebuilt, walls and spotlights surround the cityscape >Upon entering the city Beretta finds both beauty and horror >The Drones there live in a restored city, running water, fountains, sidewalks and even cars with street lights >Blimps fill the skyline >However, the large abundance of cameras and JCJenson posters paint a grim image of the society >After talking to the wrong person and accidentally admitting her relation to Uzi, Beretta is detained by JC's Special Police >Brought before JC for questioning, JC confirms her relation to Uzi through her coding >Realizing the potential in having Uzi's spawn in his grasp, JC gives her a luxury tour of the city and it's factories in an attempt to make her see his way >Beretta of course being investigative herself peels back the curtains on several parts of the tour such as the Meat Packing Plant, the meat coming from captured Solverpedes which are infinitely harvested and the flesh canned and sold to an unknown buyer off-planet >Then of course there is the class division that all Dystopian societies have such as the Worker Drones created in restored factories having zero rights compared to those created from Pillbaby >Despite the wickedness around her Beretta realizes that JC has the potential to be a major force for good if he just saw the benefits of it >Using her newfound position Beretta attempts to sway JC into being a better person all the while in secret helping to dismantle the eviler parts of his society from under his nose >Meanwhile Uzi has fallen into a deep depression due to both constant attacks from The Solver and now Beretta being missing, she has effectively turned into a vegetable >N noticing this takes it upon himself to explore the outside and find Beretta, to save his daughter and wife in the process
>>291493 Yeah, it happens. One walked into my house and stole my fucking Gamecube while my drone was burning food in the kitchen. I have a motion sensor that detects worker drones (or manlets) and makes a V cardboard cutout pop up to scare them off.
No.291496 Autistic Thought From A Dehydrated Brain
>>291504 >Akita is the mascot >Her soulless cardboard eyes glare into your soul as you devour the grinded up and breaded remains of her race >With a tasty dipping sauce!
>>291504 >Hauling a tired and sad Akita out of the meat plant, using your free arm to blast the enforcement drones your sentinel pack isn't tearing apart
I remember I made this a long time ago for fun, just because I read the idea, I think. Now looking around the Booru I realized I never shared, so here. Bunny suit SmileDrone.
>>291398 Immunity to the Solver's mind wipes, years of intelligence and strong mental psyche ( He can perfectly hold in his emotion before throwing a tantrum when nobody is watching.)
>>291526 Yumi is Adam Frankenstein, as described in the book (he's literally her fr fr) Beretta is Darth Talon Mac is doing a Halloween stream at home (so he doesn't have to go outside and risk exposure to Femanons) Negev is Da Bee, like, from nature Colt is Dash Rendar (it was Beretta's idea) Akita is Dinobot from Beast Wars
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>>291428 I'm about 600 words into chapter 47 and committing to having art for every new chapter, so this is being worked on too. Been busy, so progress is at a snails pace. >>291503 I've had Calling Out on repeat since it came out a few days ago. >>291387 Angela when she sees Colt.
>>291526 >Y Kriegsman and/or whatever 40K shit she can rope her squad into >Avre Mummy in sarcophagus so she can retreat into cardboard safety at any time >Molly something kid friendly like a classic witch costume, a character that's popular with younger kids in the 3000s, or the most evil clown costume Molli could trick her into wearing by insisting that kids like clowns again >Molli bought the smallest "Sassy Lil' Devil" costume on the market but it was too big so she had to buy a knockoff Chucky costume last minute (it was that or her pick of kids show character and she was NOT dressing as Dora the Explorer) >Pavo either a suave phantom of the opera getup or the skimpiest mardi gras dancer outfit you've ever seen
>>291533 I wrote a green ages ago about a drone and their immortal dog and the thread didn't have much to say on it, so I worked it into this story. The immortal dog stuff is an admittedly silly bit of worldbuilding I decided to run with. This is Drip, an immortal Australian Shepard that J found on a ship while looting for supplies out in space. J's without a team, Drip's without a master, so the teamup is slow, but eventually a strong bond. The irony of it all is not lost on J. He's named after the sound of his blood falling. Working with J means that he tends to get brutalized pretty badly, but it's nothing he can't heal from.
>A Bugretta floats through the air, stopping in front of you, staring with its beady eyes. >It opens its mouth. >"Is Pavo homosexual, or Techanonsexual?" >You blink, and it is gone, a small jar of honey left in its wake.
>>291563 best reasoning i can give is your older artstyle made her look on the bigger side of things, and sence most of that art was of only E and her subtypes, it was hard to compare her to other characters
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>>291574 Bugretta honey reverses anhedonia and gives you a minor rush of feel-good chemicals. It's not traditionally addictive and has no long-term side effects, but let's be real, who wouldn't be downing the stuff on a daily basis if it can do that?
>>291354 >melodrama plot thread where the trust between Uzi and N collapses for the thread's duration after Uzi finds out that not only did N kill her mom but he was hoping she'd never find out >intense violence, especially with Solver drones since they have blood and eldritch meat in them too >Nori a ghost instead of a headcrab?
I created a megacorporation in stellaris and made it so that it was ran by the council of Js It lasted quite a while up until the great khan spawned in because I was so focused on economics that i forgot to have a "self defense" fleet and lost my capital I got pissy and rage quit I am the biggest jobber of them all
>>291340 This inspired me to make this little short green of an potential idea of an John and Pavo interaction
THWACK!...THWACK!....THWACK! >As metal smack against meat and blood spews outwards >As Pavo is pumbeling John over and over again THWACK!...THWACK!...THWACK! >John:"heh...heh..heh.Ha.Ha.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEEP ON PUMBELING I CAN TAKE IT ALL" >Pavo:"Shut.Your.FUCKING! MOUTH!" >The beating continues as John didnt put up a fight at all but let it happened and kept on smiling >This did nothing but infuriated Pavo even more so as he kept on punching over and over trying to wiped that smug off from Johns faces but nothinf budge >John:"DO YOU REALLY THINK WHAT YOUR DOING IS "RIGHT?" OR PERHAPS GIVING "MERCY TO THE DAMNED"? YOUR JUST ANOTHER KILLING MACHINE LIKE THE REST OF US...only difference? YOU DO NOTHING BUT LIE TO YOURSELF, HA!" >Pavo:"IM. NOTHING. LIKE. YOU. AT. ALL!" >John:"YES YOU ARE! MURDER IS MURDER NO MATTEE WHAT SHAPE,FORM OR CONTEXT YOUR PUTTING BEHIND IT YOUT STILL TAKING A SOUL AWAY!" >Pavo:"NO. IM. NOT!" >The beating still continues as John merely mock Pavo by laughing over and over again >With each of Pavo swings getting heavier and heavier. The breaking of bones, the destruction of flesh, the endless stream of blood...but yet that cursed smile never left Johns face;it merely grew wider woth each swing >John:"OH REALLY? DID YOU GIVE THEM THEIR LAST WORD...OR A MEAL, PERHAPS A FINAL MOMENT? BUT WHO CARES, THEY ALL MEET THE SAME END SO WHY DOES IT MATTER! IT NOT LIKE YOU CARED AT ALL." >Pavo:"DONT. YOU. EVER. SHUT THE FUCK UP!" >John:"Now tell me what you're gonna do with Eye hmmm? Will you make it swift? Painful? Or something else? >The sudden tone shift from John threw Pavo off guard as his fist came to a screeching halt >Pavo:"...What did you just said..." >John:"Wait...dont tell me...heh..heh..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA OH THATS A HOOT!....Giving to him? Really Pavo? Eye gets "special treatment" but other dont? My my your even more sicken in the head than I thought. No wonder why you became one, it fits you like a glove. >Pavo:".....I'm gonna make sure your death is the most painful that has ever been....mark my words" >John:"Go ahead...Im waiting...Give me the everything. Not just. A little bit nor some of it...Give me ALL OF IT!....Death do not fear me no more for that we are its mere instruments...only difference is you wish to live in your delusions" >John:"So go ahead and finished the job. I'll see back after from my "vacation" His smile never even change nor folded...and it did nothing but urks Pavo sould to its very core
Few disclaimers before I start: 1. >The original idea for fridge drones wasn't mine, instead it’s of a anon who based them heavily off of the original ‘Soda Drones’, may they get the credit for the original idea… whoever they are. 2. THE PUNCHLINE IS VORE. ITS WAS ALWAYS VORE. IT WILL ALWAYS BE VORE. 3. >Will probably edit this summary into the new wiki when I get the chance too, just so the information is available. (will prob also post the collection of old fridge greens there as well)
Ok, onwards to the little guys/gals
FridgeDrones: What are they? Functionally, Fridge drones are the addition of coldstorage/cryofreeze systems into a small bipedal drone platform, visually similar to their larger, industrial & possibly eldritch WD/DD counterparts. Their purpose is in their name, they serve as mobile & independent storage systems serving several tasks. Their storage system is built into the drones internals, sacrificing some standard strengths of drones in exchange to an adaptable reliable storage companion. Despite their size, they are built for all weather, all terrain, all temp storage devices capable of carrying & storing cargo of most reasonable sizes. Fridge drones come in two sizes: Mini and Full. MiniFridge drones are mostly for the consumer market: Small drones used to assist in everyday activity and to hold cold food/drinks for the move. Fullsized drones fill the same niche but are built to handle more commercial scales, meant to operate around facilities serving several clients with a greater capacity and cryofreezing abilities.
How do the internals work? The funny thing about the Fridgedrone(s) internals is that… they don't really have any: Outside of a rigid spine, most of the internals are built around the drones many ‘expansion joints’ (almost none of the body is fixed, instead made to move around stored items to avoid blockages/catches) Most Standard internals have instead been moved to the limbs and shoulder/hip segments, while the remaining space ‘inside’ is reserved for cold storage, which can be accessed through top or reap ports. (with some additions adding additional ports, sold separately) The core is a shrunk version of the 'Wintercore' fusion core system, supplying constant power in a small package without the use of singularity's or outside interference.
What's with the tail? Both models of fridge share the same tail attachment: built using the same materials as the main storage cavity, however, items that can't fit reliably in that can be storage in the tail, whos length can be adjusted on the fly from as shot as a foot, to as long as 7 feet without major impact to integrity. The tip of the tail is given a anti-grav motor not unlike the one used on many flying drone subtypes, this serves to assist balance of the fridge drone in the event of an “oversized load’
While technically available to both Consumer & Commercial buyers, we recommend you do your homework before buying a full-sized fridge drone for home use. The increased capacity and more robust designs are appealing, but these machines are built for a more demanding, complicated environment. There have been several cases of fullsized fridge drones (‘fullsized’ is a bit of a stretch, these thing are like 4’2, they are tiny, but still dangerous.) have developed a clingyness/needy complexity from their owners, basically demanding enrichment in the form of doing their duty. If an owner cannot properly handle such demands or provide a means of engagement/satisfaction to their drones, incidents not covered by warranty can occur.
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*Tax not applied *addons available in store Typos be damned, I'm finishing this tonight. Ngl tho it felt wierd typing this out.
>>291593 >He didn't take bulwark >He didn't take Unyielding >He didn't spam 10mil power starbases by year 2300 CUTE! Would kill your species off with forced labour to place more drone factories
>>291612 >If an owner cannot properly handle such demands or provide a means of engagement/satisfaction to their drones, incidents not covered by warranty can occur What kind of incidents are you talking about?
>>291614 Unlike the fullsized ones, the minifridge drones are meant to work in far less complex environments. fresh out the box they might be a little dumb for a while, but its apart of their charm, just be sure they dont try to store anything important.
>>291623 >loss of possession(s) due to warrenty-exempt waterdamage/cyrodamage >loss of client(s) due to warrenty-exempt waterdamage/cryodamage >loss of limb(s) due to warrenty-exempt waterdamage/cryodamage >Political re-allignment >Tax fraud >Jaywalking List goes on
>>291636 Congratualtions officer! You just won yourself a drone side kick! Let me just deputize that there drone with twin tails on the spot nad you two can continue your patrol
>Be Femanon >It's morning time, you're wrapped up in blankets and deep asleep >Suddenly, your N shakes you up from your deep slumber >"Huh-wa-what? What happened N?" >He is looking at you with those sad puppy-ish eyes that you now know all too well... Poor fella is just hungry and wants you to make some breakfast >Not to worry though, you wash your encrusted eyes in the sink and quickly got to work making some breakfast >However right before you turn on the stove, you almost forgot to ask him about what he wants to eat >"Oh I'm so sorry what did you want again?" >"Oh oh EGGS I want some eggs plz!!!" enthusiastic as he always is >You saunter over to the fridge and pick out your last three eggs in the dozen carton you have left, these things are expensive now after all >N's face however, upon seeing the eggs you plucked from the fridge turns from giddy excitement to sudden confusion >You noticed his demeanour change and because you don't want your precious boy feel bad, you ask him what's wrong >"Sorry it's just, I'm pretty sure I asked for eggs that's all" >...? >"I don't get it, you asked for eggs so I'm giving you eggs?" You reply >Your N pauses for a moment, steadily analyzes the situation, and upon finding the problem at hand he almost bursts out into laughter, still leaving you confused on what he's even talking about >"Oooooooh my fault there hehehe, It's just I didn't ask for those eggs" >"N I don't get it, these are the only eggs in the house you know that right?" >He chuckles again and corrects you, "no not THOSE eggs silly...."
>Be me. >Just your average Anon getting ready for Halloween. >Open the door to grab some candy from the porch. >Stop. >Everyone outside is wearing suits. >Males are in maid outfits. >They’re going house to house like some invasive species of degenerates. >Some of them look... way too happy about it. >It’s not the clothes that scare you. >It’s what they’re asking for. >“Trick or treat?” >“No, Anon...” >“Treat or suck you dry.” >Close door. Lock door. Lock window. >Hear a soft sound behind me. >Turn around. >Blue-haired, red-eyed drone hovering in my room. >She tilts her head. >She jump. >“Treat… or tribute?”
Doing my own shot of John interacting with other OCs.
>John opens his door, wondering who would be looking for him >He was expecting another drone to bother him how his human LARP is so good >What he didn’t expect for is Switch, the only drone that he could ever like, standing on the other side, holding a bag with his favorite snacks and soda >”May I come in?” She raises the bag a little bit as to not scrape against the floor “I bring stuff.” >John wonders where she learned from what his favorites are but decides to let it slide >He steps aside and lets her enter >”So, what are you doing here, Switch.” >”Oh, you know. Just wanted to get away from the general population of the asylum for the mentally retarded known as Outpost-3.” >John is surprised. He knows that she hates DDs but to have a WD talk negatively of other WDs? >”Isn’t that a bit too harsh?” >”It’s the truth, John. All of them have the IQ equivalent to goldfish. Why do you think they cannot see through this ‘disguise’ of yours? Or why they tolerate Uzi’s and her compatriots’ murderous shenanigans? Hell, they even labeled me as a bad person because I tried to do the right thing!” >John wonders what she did for her to earn that label >”What did you do?” >”V was going on her general murder spree, you know? Killing drones left and right because ‘she felt bored’? Sound familiar to you? So, me, being the good samaritan, I tried to prevent one of her victims from dying! Chopped off her leg and arm! They were delicious, by the way, but now I have the WDF hounding me with charges for assault and attempted murder. Can you believe it?” >John is genuinely surprised a WD isn’t afraid of V and even tried to kill her. He’s honestly not surprised how she described the reaction from the WDF, or the other drones for that matter, when you take her description of them earlier >John knows of Switch’s negative impression of DDs, based on some of her comments from previous interactions, but he never understood why she hates them so much >”Can I ask you a question?” >”Shoot.” >”Why do you hate Disassemblers?” >Switch’s face twitches but she still looks at John with friendliness >”You really wanna know? It’s a very long story and people are so impatient these days they can’t stand someone talk to them for more than 3 seconds. And maybe sob stories aren’t your thing.” >”As you said, we’re hanging out and I’m bored. Plus, I’m curious.” >Switch plays around with her thumbs as she looks like she’s thinking >”Have you ever been in love, John.” >John shakes his head >”Thought so…I work for Nanotrasen. Fought in the war that resulted in the wasteland outside.” >She fought in the Solver War? She never mentioned any of this >”You…fought in it?” >”Yes. I’m a prototype of a line of combat chassis made for the sole purpose of eliminating Disassembly Drones.” >She stops moving, going completely still, and the hairs on the back of John’s neck jump up >”You will not believe the horrors I faced or the atrocities I committed. I…have seen things done by the Solver that would break any normal person.” >Switch looks at John, directly at his eyes >”I was complicit in things that would be considered heinous war crimes by that silly little paper, the Geneva Convention. The blood of…billions of innocents is on my hands.” >She chuckles when she says that. John isn’t alright himself. He’s done things he’s not proud of, but to have someone so casually admit to war crimes? >”When you’re fighting a war against a malevolent god hellbent on destroying everything, there’s no room for half-assed measures. Nukes, chemical weapons, you use everything, no matter the collateral, just to buy yourself a day or two. But I’m getting off-track.” >”There was this person years ago. I won’t get into detail who or what they were but know this…I loved them from the bottom of my non-existent heart. You could say it was love at first sight when I met them. I thought I was losing my mind, but I finally found something to ground myself to, to keep my mind from failing on me. For a few years, everything was going great until…” >Switch jumps off the couch and starts pacing around the room impatiently >”Until he was taken away from me.”
Hey, The Ivory Green part 2™ is almost done just need to spell check and write the sexo part.Question, I'm going to fix the many, many, many, many, spelling mistakes in the first part so that I can post it on the Wiki once Ivory gets her page, do you guys want me to repost it here as well?
>>291595 >>291597 >>291600 That site apparently thinks V is above torture too, with a passion even, yeah fuck continuity and the entire grant and his family scene in the pilot I guess. Normieniggers are unreal
>>291665 Bad move, now she will think all heads are filled with candy corn. Next thing you'll hear is some Anon going ''AAAEEUUGGGHHH MAH BRAIINSSSSSS!!''
>>291667 >V doesn't like her or her kind-of-friends being tortured so obviously she (the psychotic, sadistic mass murderer) is above doing something so cruel! wow they really are retarded
Do you think V ever carried someone away so she could trauma dump on them, then kill them once she'd finished venting (until next time she needed to vent anyway)?
>>291682 Md unrionically doesn't have on the nose continuity issues and plotholes, it has questionable writing sure but I don't think I ever saw any complaints of plotholes that couldn't be explained by someone simpy not having paid attention
>>291688 Snow implemented a system for displaying greens as plain text on the wiki, I think it's easier to save them that way, here is an example thanks to smileanon : https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Serial_Designation_CH/CH_Greens
>>291689 does the wiki have a system for searching by multiple tags? like if I wanted self-insert greens featuring Alice, excluding any results with death, for instance?
>>291687 Greens are allowed on the wiki, but the booru can still have greens. I guess depends on how you like to read them. Friend. >>291689 Thanks for showing my example Friend. Yeah, I found it easy to just put them there just in case, if I ever continue, I can just put the wiki or the booru pool for Friends to read if they want to see all the story.
>>291692 The wiki doesn't work like that. It works with greens that are with an exact OC, like shown here >>291689, but I think for MD characters, or random greens, the booru is still much better.
>>291700 In my opinion not exactly, this is good for OC characters that have a linear story, but fun greens, MD character greens, or unnamed OCs greens, etc. is much better the booru. Depending on the green I'm gonna still upload on both tho. >>291699 I guess is better to ask Snow for that one.
>>291671 >>291673 >>291675 I made an account and will look for some more desasters on there later today but what are we actually going to do? I could remove certain things with explanations but I really doubt they wouldn't revert it anyways no matter the argument. I feel the best result would be achieved not only by cutting down the bullshit parts but instead replacing them with other tropes (so they cannot argue the articles is being reduced, even if it is just false slop being removed) so new stuff gets added, problem being I don't know near enough of these throusands of tropes they have and which new ones to apply, if anyone had specific points they want to see gone or added then I can try get them added later today
>>291709 Looks nicer, is probably a lot easier to work with than the one on the booru and you can do a lot more stuff there compare E's entry on the booru with the entry on the wiki : https://wiki.dronebooru.co/wiki/Serial_Designation_E
>>291718 >community that a large part of only cares about human OCs and mutants with next to no basis in the show and sees drones as something to begrudgingly acknowledge