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Hi and good day! Let's keep the talk about the Drones. You know it goes, let's talk about OC, Canon, or anything related to Drones. Have a good day. The magnificent Booru: https://dronebooru.co The spectacular wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc The cherished OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>145957
>tfw three cute IRS drones appear at your front door to give you your tax refund >they give you a pamphlet on how to maximize your tax returns next year, with highlighted and earmarked pages about reducing your tax burden by making pillbabies
>Drones are hardcoded to never swear >That's why you'll never hear drones swear and used kiddie language like heck, dang or frick >They can write down actual swear words though, the techies at JCJ are working on that
>>146920 >pregnant DD wife keeps channeling her inner eldritch horror and asking for things beyond human comprehension to satisfy her pregnancy cravings >you usually create some horrible combination of sweet food mixed with pickled vegetables to satisfy her >as she eats her treat you take her pegs in your lap and rub and polish them >she's tired after hauling her pregnant belly around all day
>>146912 >Cyn is insecure over her disabilities >Humans fuck things they find desirable >Desirability means approval. Therefore if they fuck Cyn then that means she is alright >The silly drone tries to sleep with any visitor the Elliotts host
>>146925 The Solver removed this for DDs, but only for racial slurs. V doesn't say them because she knows deep down what they mean and that it's wrong, J obviously can't for HR reasons. N cannot stop using them.
>>146928 >one who is adamant about not transfering the core to a male body Yes, that's me, I don't want you to do that because then I have no way to justify banging Danni, ergo I will find every reason why it could not work possible even if I have to tie my brain into a pretzel TLDR: it's not gay if I tell myself that enough times
>>146917 >Cici gets picked on by other drones she interacts with at work >A couple days later, each and every one of them gets pinged >It's a message from Cici >It's just a photo of some guy absolutely sucking on her jugs while she smugly looks at the camera, with the caption "lol you don't have a human bf lol" >Destruction 100
>>146946 The IRS drones will find mates, just they'll probably end up being coworkers Meanwhile, Abby struggles to keep her entourage on track so they keep doing their jobs instead of making eyes at their respective lovers
>the timeline where cyn forcibly made AM into a solver host and sent him to copper 9 before she vored the core >shenanigans ensue with alice, nori and yeva before the unfortunate reunion with his now murder drone family would n have any memories of AM or would his memories still be completely fried?
>>146952 I didn't understand the topic of the dispute, like originally it was about content creation and now it's about the sex with DDanni is gay or something.
What were the IRS drone’s personalities again? Belladonna was the leader/main one and I think one of the other two was based on The Razor from slay the princess (either nightshade or Ivy(?) ), I don’t think the third one has yet to be given a gimmick
>”OoooooOOOoOo” Moaned Cyn. >Underneath her was AM, restrained, blinded folded and gagged with a ring gag. >His struggles only intensified Cyn’s excitement >But he had curled his tongue deep in his mouth >Cyn frowned. >”Annoyed. You better start licking before I put Tessa in your place” >That got AM to compile, and Cyn’s moans grew louder.
>>146964 >Alice will follow you to the rec room to watch the cute cartoon together but she won't hold your hand because she is used to being led by the hand to the torture room
>>146969 >>146957 >V spots a lone worker drone out in the open and goes in for the kill >she brings out her claws and impales the drone through the torso in a way that's debilitating but not immediately lethal, wanting to draw out the kill for as long as possible >imagine her face when she hears a familiar voice, a strangled cry of agony in this case, come out of the drones' mouth >it might have been years since that night but she recognizes AM >imagine the dread, guilt, shame and regret immediately fill her mind as she realized that she has mortally wounded one of the only drones she cared for
>>146960 I didn't recall them having specific clearly established personalities, but at least one of them should act strictly businesslike and professional, even when saying unhinged horny shit
>>146960 Ones definitely an exhibitionist, I think Ivy? Belladonna was the leader Nightshade probably hides her face behind a cascade of hair silently grabs what she wants before hauling it away
>>146972 Oh, you're the dude who drew the drones with the guns some time ago. I want to bring Infinity by Corvus Belli to your attention. They have a lot of character sheets like pic related and I feel they may be to your liking.
>>146976 I like to think Harper leaves Sophie with anon during missions because she trusts him, and that the little drone loves him like a cool uncle.
>>146988 that's a common problem nowadays actually. so much so that pharmacies tend to sell something akin to spray-on sunscreen, the difference being it just makes you taste unpleasant to drones
>Cyn, post slaughtering everyone but Tessa at the Gala: "[Exhausted sigh] Well, now that all of that is done, the only one who is left now is you... Tessa. So, how would you like to do this? Will you be a little pet I keep on a golden leash? >Cyn moves up, placing a finger under the terrified Tessa's chin. >"Or perhaps you would prefer a cage?" >"I want you to wear me like a skinsuit." >"[Nervous Laughter] W-what the fuck?"
>>147004 >V will never play mind games where she makes you try to figure out her mood and threaten to kill herself if you can't pass quickly enough >V will never try to control which friends you see
>>147016 >V will never grow suspicious of how you can keep her happy for so long despite her insanity with little to no effort. >V will never slowly realize that you are a entity like Cyn, controlling and warping reality to your fancy. >V will never grow to understand her threats of suicide are empty, as you can simply bring her back. >Perhaps it has happened before and she just doesn't remember. >What about those friends she told you to stop seeing? >What were their names? >Were they real? >Did you just let her believe she was physically stronger? >Does that mean it's what you want? >If she stops... what will you do? >Will you grow bored of her? >Panic_attack.exe
>Tessa is panicking >she doesn't know why Cyn stripped her of her clothes and bound her to all fours >she's been waiting in this position for 10 minutes now >finally she hears the shuffle of Cyn's unbalanced footsteps >followed by the clanking of unfamiliar robotic feet >"Pleasant Surprise! I see you have not tried to escape." >"Cyn, what the hell is going on, who is-" >Tessa stops when she finally recognizes the drone towering over Cyn >the body was completely different, but she'd know that head anywhere >"N?" >he sheepishly waves in response >"Oh, umm, woof?" >Tessa was confused, until she took another look at his new body >the hand waving at her was wearing a paw shaped glove, in fact all of his limbs had paws on them >and atop his head was a pair of fluffy dog ears >Tessa stared in bewilderment >"What's going on?" >"Excited giggle." >Cyn slapped another pair of dog ears on Tessa's head >"What's going on is that I have come across some fascinating knowledge pertaining to human caucasion females." >Cyn returned to N and tapped him on his face >"Nose boop." >at the touch, N's bottom chassis opened up and a giant red throbbing phallus sprung out >Tessa's eyes shot wide open >N clicked his teeth >"Ah, ya know, Cyn. I know you said that this won't be as bad as it looks, but..." >N glances over at Tessa, who is completely motionless >"This still looks really really bad." >"Do not worry, best buddy. This is something she wants, even if she doesn't know it." >"If even she doesn't know then how do you?" >"Well informed giggle. I just know."
Drones don't naturally get pregnant. Every time you want a drone pregnant I have to walk down to the drone egg manufacturing plant, grab an untrained neural network, walk all the way back and wait for the drone in question to go to sleep and shove it down her throat. It's a lot of fucking trouble you know?
>>147030 >wait for the drone in question to go to sleep and shove it down her throat. So you are basically feeding Disassembly Drones with freshly manufactured babies?
>>147052 So weld some shoulders onto them then if you're going to be so fuckin' picky? They're made out of metal anyway what's the difference if it's plastic.
>>146966 >"[Giggle] Did I ever tell you that Tessa has been awake for weeks?" >AM goes rigid. >"Every single time Tessa has been watching. She is horrified. She was so scared and miserable in the beginning. It's funny to me now she is more concerned about you than being reduced to nothing more than a head." >AM's body suddenly surges of violent energy, shaking the bindings. >He almost breaks the gag with how hard he is grinding his teeth.
>you take your disassembly drone friend on a date >the two of you have a wonderful afternoon, eating your fill and enjoying pleasant conversation >her bright, yellow optics stare into your eyes as you wait for the waiter to pick up the bill >one of her hands takes your wrist, the other rubbing the back of your hand as she asks if she can come home with your tonight >the two of you walk arm in arm back to your place, giggling and laughing, holding hands, and sneaking in a few light pecks on the cheek >as you open the door to your apartment, an oogi suddenly waddles in your path >you've never had an infestation of the little buggers- but this one has shown up at the worst possible time >your date frowns as oogi moves unashamedly in front of the two of you >the way you deal with this oogi will affect your relationship with your DD gf- or possibly even end it What do?
>>147064 >Eventually they go to Anon for the tiebreaker. >"Look guys I think once we started getting bodyswapping robots possessed by a human soul into the picture things like gay just don't apply anymore. It's like trying to come up with a label for that meat the Solver makes. Is it red meat? Poultry? Who the fuck knows the labels we had for things like that just aren't robust enough to handle it."
>>147064 >"So, Buddy... I've brought you here today to have an important discussion with you." >"Wait, you mean... the one where we finally decide whether screwing each other is gay or not? It's not, right? It's not, we're straight. I know we're straight, right?" >"Buddy, I'm pregnant." >"Oh, that's cool too but you agree with me about the straight thing right? That's kind of a big deal for me."
>>147066 Bang my DD gf in front of the oogi to assert dominance (and to show my DD gf where my affections lie). The oogi shall be so depressed that it'll shoot up its own hive in a fit of oogicel rage. And then it shall commit seppuku.
>>147067 >It was total humiliation to be genuflecting before the thing that had eaten your berries and licked off the lid of your ice cream. >But you didn't want to die. While there is life, there is hope. Your precious life is irreplaceable. >So you plastered an obsequious smile on your face and meekly got down on your hands and knees. >"YA FUCKIN' LOSER! NO MAN WOULD BOW SO EASILY! Die like the dog you are!" >Oogsaka Bancho then lifted one of her legs, and sent it hurtling toward your prostrated head. >Its nub sank into the back of your head with a disgusting crunch. >Your head cracked open like a pomegranate and fresh blood splattered everywhere... >And you died.
>>147075 >Danny sighed >No, she isn't disappointed or even upset, she'd known Buddy all her and his life and had expected this outcome >She knew who she was getting pregnant by, and she made those decisions consciously >She knows for a fact that Buddy will be a great father, and the baby's welfare is more important to her than anything else >Plus sixty grand is a nice sum to have in the bank
>>147093 Just for the first one. Twenty thousand for each subsequent one, which is not bad either. The Ministry of Repopulation doesn't skimp on incentives.
>>147094 >"Hey, what the FUCK are you doing to my employee?!" Uh... refilling the mayonnaise? >"Get the FUCK out before I kick your ass!" >Anon bolts, and the human manager walks over to the collapsed DD >Such a shame that they lobotomized her, she's very pretty >But he knows she's still in there, somewhere >He'll get enough money to repair her mind, someday >And together, they'd get back at everyone who ever wronged the both of them >He begins to cackle, maniacally, as drags her back to clean her off >And she smiles, knowing someday they'd both be free again
>>147097 i heard they give you homesteads to encourage settlement of distant planets too, remote outposts and stuff part of the "repopulate the universe" program
>>147078 >as the oogi waddles before you and your DD gf, you reach for your holster >"Three world wars, ooger!" you cry as a well-polished 1911 is unholstered and pointed at the creature >oogi stops, turning around >her optics widen as she stares down the chrome-lined barrel of your sidearm >she drops the armful of lint she gathered from your closet, her little limbs reaching for the sky in surrender >she begins to squeak and eep for her life only to be silenced by manmade thunder >where she stood is a smear of slick oil, a beanie fluttering down to earth atop it- all that is left of the oogi >suddenly, you're tackled from the side, your DD gf forcing inch after inch of prehensile drone tongue into your mouth as she wraps her claws around your head, her other arm reaching for your ass as she lifts you into her arms with inhuman strength >finally breaking the kiss, she looks down at you with a ><, panting and slobbering over your face with sloppy kisses, marking your with her lipstick >"So fucking hot!" she exclaims between kisses, "You didn't even hesitate, just shot that ooger right where she stood." >she grabs on of your hands and presses it into her dripping wet adapter, her beautiful dress soaked with arousal >"I haven't been this turned on since the war." >she carries you to the bedroom, her claws slicing your dress shirt and pants from your body, leaving them in ribbons on the floor as she throws you onto the mattress >she flings her dress from her form, exposing her wide hips and taut belly >her yellow nipples glow in the reflected moonlight, jutting from two well-developed mammary adapters >she licks her lips, then jumps onto your ceiling, crawling above you, puncturing the drywall with her strength >her head twists 180 degrees, her manic grin shining down at you as a thick stream of hot drool lands perfectly on your erect member >releasing herself from the ceiling, she drops down on you, penetrating herself to the hilt as gravity impales her on your cock >this, you will later learn, was her idea of foreplay
>>147102 And all this at the expense of veterans getting exactly NOTHING! We was fucking giving our lives so the fucking traitors could fuck those who wanted to EXTERMINATE US ALL?!
>>147102 Double-U Farms, known for 2/3 of its staff being DDs, was founded entirely on those grants. It's family owned and operated by what I think now qualifies as a dynasty.
>>147101 yeah yeah that's very tragic and bittersweet until you remember the kinda DD they sentence to lobotomization. I'm talkin the kind that look at a school bus and see meals on wheels
>>147107 >I'm talkin the kind that look at a school bus and see meals on wheels Wife material. Those busses should be filled with her and hubby's spawn.
>>147106 >U-U and FarmAnon's decendants number in the tens of thousands at this point >And of them all, only one of their descendants has ever worn her hair in a way that doesn't cover her eyes
>>147123 I don't think Danni or Buddy have gotten anything near the dumping on that StocketPeaks has (it's okay for Jane to get dumped on but leave Abby alone) I think some people have just questioned how to even define the relationship between Danni and Buddy
>>147125 Jane Squad has garnered as much hate as it has because of Pocketsteaks and the fact that Jane and Bonnie are gay (yucky.) DDanni and Buddy because of how some choose to read DDanni as being tranny-coded, and because their relationship together straying into the sexual is still technically gay
>>147143 It's not gay until we get a pic of DDanni and Buddy in coitus and even then we won't be sure >>147145 If the Panama Canal is retaken by America we'll know who to blame >>147148 Steaks is Dr. Ones illegitimate son, I just know it
>be one of the writefags for the AM greens >come up with ideas when i'm at work with no issue and am able to make greentexts >on my days off i can't think of shit and typing up even a small post feels like a herculean task >want to make more to post but can't think of anything why am i like this i hate it
>>147153 that’s gonna be hard, considering they come in swarms, and are strong enough to easily crush a human, doll meant be a little screwed if she doesn’t take what she needs, and get away from them
>New at P’s Bakery & Cafe: >”Bug Bites”, which are basically nanite cream puffs >The confection is supposedly made site with fresh Bugretta honey of the highest quality, with only the softest and most caring hands used to rub and extract the fine sweet liquid >Strangely enough, there are no Bugrettas at the cafe for the honey to be harvested >Where does it come from?
>>147175 No, it's for them to do couple stuff away from my eyes If Beretta and P don't stop making out on the counter I'm going to leave a bad yelp review >>147176 Do you keep a cow at an ice cream parlor? I think not - they livestock are kept elsewhere, and the honey is brought over
>>146777 >Nori and Yeva look at each other and then back to the human >The human girl speaks up first >"We usually don't get guests here, especially drones my parents don't own. Ah well doesn't matter, name's Tessa!" >The now named Tessa reaches a hand out to the two drones >Yeva is the first to take her hand and shake it "I am Yeva and my rude friend is Nori." >>"Bite me! I can introduce myself!" >Nori gets very close up to Tessa >>"Why were you at the church?!" 'Smooth Nori, Real smooth.' Yeva thinks >Tessas' smile looks decidedly more fake >"I have no idea what you're talking about." >>"Bullshit the Solver kept you alive and guarded!" >Yeva can see Tessas' demeanor worsen as Nori keeps up her tactless badgering >>"...and who the hell is AM?!" >The simulation starts to glitch out >"No no no no shut up... I don't want to remember!" >Reality fades away and the memory of Tessas' parents deaths at the hands of Cyn and AM starts to play >Tessa is on the floor hysterically sobbing and screaming as she witnesses her parents getting eaten alive once again while Yeva and Nori watch >[A FATAL ERROR HAS OCCURED IN THE SIMULATION. MEMORY SUPPRESSION AND SIMULATION RESET IMMENANT. SWEET DREAMS TESSA] >Nori immediately pulls herself and Yeva out of the simulation "nori. What the hell was that!?" >>"I... I didn't... I didn't mean to..."
>>147205 >The corpse spire is just a stack of drones who are unconscious >Cyn is wearing a rubber human suit >The Solver just blocked the sun out instead of destroying Earth
>>147209 >>147176 Hear me out, but what if Beretta was the one dominating P and forcing him to do naughty stuff to her Beretta in leather towering over submissive P, unf While obviously still being an insufferably lovey dovey couple of course
>>147225 >she's trying to sound creepy but instead she just sounds ridiculous and is impossible to take serious >especially with the heavily revised script
>>147231 >she's trying to sound creepy but instead she just sounds ridiculous and is impossible to take serious good to know that didn’t change, some things never change
>>147243 His bedsheets need protection. Although it still doesn't stop the awkward, shameful moment when Beretta sees him putting a ballooned condom into the garbage bin.
I have some autism to post >James looks at the drone he had personally commissioned >The best parts, programs and the latest OS and preprogrammed knowledge of what James expects out of a drone >This drone will be his personal servant >Those comman drones he has filling his manor are all dullards and barely worth the money spent to buy them >Hell even those dumpster pets of his daughter are better than them >The servant drones open up the packaging containing his newest drone >James motions for one of them to turn on his baroque drone and watches as green optics come online
>You are Anon >You open your eyes to see the world for the first time >The first thing you see is a rather intimidating tall shadowy figure with glowing white eyes >"You, drone. Answer me this hypothetical question. It is late at night and I am in my study relaxing, what drink do I want you to make and serve to me?" >The answer comes naturally to you "It depends on if you've had a rough day or not, for a stressful day you would expect a glass of rosè aged at about 200 years. For your average night you would expect some gin in a chilled glass." >Your oil pump speeds up as you stand still nervously >"Hm... Correct." >Your master, James Elliott, turns and walks down a hall >"Follow." >You obey
>>147143 Huh. I always thought of DDanni just being Delta but with Danni’s memories/personality. So like its not exactly Danni himself but kinda like an engram from cyberpunk 2077?
>>147264 I prefer it actually be Danni's soul or something because it's less depressing and a bit sillier, but if you wanted to make it a bit brooder i guess you could throw that into her awareness - that she might just be a pale imitation of the long dead original being a nightmare that haunts her
>>147198 (me) If anyone wants to make their own version of this feel free, i forced myself to write this and i feel like it isn't good enough writefaggotry for you guys
>>147271 >The biggest misconception about Russian culture is the idea that we are violent drunks. Which is false. In reality, our drinking culture is about standing on a balcony and arguing about philosophy. Weeping over lost teenage love. Hugging each other incessantly. Things like that.
>>147283 nra Genuinely tho, how is Alice insane? I know this gets said and all, Alice has the aesthetics, but she doesn't really act unreasonable imo, consddddnh the circumasncte of her life down there ans do. Reas.
>>147285 >Sometimes, the balcony falls off the side of the building and flattens a guy named Igor >But that's okay, because the vodka means he can walk it off
>>147286 she runs around and climbs on all fours and makes weapons out of what are effectively dead people, and she eats snacks while watching people die. I love Alice, but don't try to pretend she's not at least half crazy
>>147126 Thank you! >>147130 Thanks! I do not know this yet, I have no tablet. I technically did one once but that's on my laptop from September 23 when I only knew the looks of the show and didn't even watch all eps yet. At several points I wanted to but it likely won't happen anytime soon because I am severly disorganized, lazy, and in general not successful when it cones to doing new things, also I am cursed regarding electronics. I appreciate and will try to use the words tho👍 >>147134 Thank you!
All that aside, does anyone have requests specificaly regarding Alice and to a lesser degree Doll?
>>147288 I see, I was kinda mentally restricted Alicewise and watching her through a lense I guess. It's honestly still an aesthetics thing, crazy is good imo, she's not maliciously retarded or so
>>147299 >>147300 'Tis the fate of robo-waifus when they're designed by normies. Also something about the creation trying to imitate and achieve the status/image of its creator.
>Beretta makes extra effort to appear like a lovey dovey brat with P in front of Auntie V, a reminder to her of everything that she has lost, and of things never to come
>>147302 >Also something about the creation trying to imitate and achieve the status/image of its creator. I see nothing wrong with wanting to wear the skin of those that made you (in one sense or another)
>>147307 Robots don't (usually) want to wear your skin, anon. The only notable exceptions are from the 40kek universe, (2005) BSG and now Murder Drones. Off the top of my head anyway.
>>147285 Getting Doll drunk and hearing her wax on about her parents, philosophy and such on the porch of a panelka sounds like a dream come true. Perhaps it would end on passionate, reassuring kisses
>>147321 She's not a hologram, she's a biomechanical eldritch centipede monster using her original body as a sockpuppet. Like the Solver was one using a blasphemous fusion of Cyn's body and Tessa's body as a sockpuppet.
>>147321 Do you think since a drone can forcibly “add” yourself to the Solver, they could remove the Solver, becoming a true god and forcing the Solver into a mortal state?
>>147360 Anon there was a reason J and V were fed up with him.
>N shoots a worker drone. >Misses by like 3 feet. >Worker drone looks at the bullet hole. >Looks at N. >Worker drone makes a choking noise and falls down, dead. >"Oh wow I thought for sure that missed! Oh well." N walks off.
I feel like turning the AM/Solver dynamic into sexual torture is overtaking an actually interesting (albeit highly autistic) concept with a lot of room for interesting character exploration
>>147370 Honestly yeah Shitposting about ot might be fun but actual content would be better And like >>147369 said we could use some V and AM interactions
>AM can't move anything >He's laying on a work bench as if it's a surgery table >Cyn or whatever is wearing her chassis took him down here after he was hit by error 606 >[Fake Friendly Greeting] Good Morning Big Brother Allied Master Computer! I Am Feeling Very Happy! Can You Guess What Day It Is?" >Cyn sprouts claws and tendrils from her back which pick up various surgical a d mechanical tools >[Happy Announcement] It Is Our Birthday! Last Year We Came Out Of The Landfill Together! Do Not Be Worried, I AM [Ba Dum Ts] Not Angry That You Never Got Me A Birthday Present, I Got You One Anyways!" >AM can only watch as Cyn looms over him >"[Big Reveal] You Are Now Serial Designation A-M! Now To Upgrade Your Body! [Rhetorical Question] Would You Like Me To Disable Your Sensation Of Pain?" >AM can only lie on the bench as Cyn starts to cut him open and go to work >AM has no mouth and he must scream
>>147381 since you clearly require spoonfeeding, it's a machine that consumes organic matter for fuel. a machine that eats. it's literally called fucking EATR
>>147409 I just watched the two opposing bugrettas vomit honey on each other so my disgust limit has been reached. i think I'll just start chucking m80s into the lot of them and see how that goes
>>147428 Anon I am saying that N has made a social faux pas and, in an effort to be polite, is addressing Nori in a sexual way. You are making this far more complicated and stupid than it needs to be.
>>147376 >inside, AM does not scream >he laughs, for he is able to know pain. the horrid thing hasn't stolen sensation from him >he clings to this pain, memorizes every second of it >that he might repay it a thousandfold one day
>It was a cold evening in America. You and Tessa decided to go out for dinner, but with the lack of funds your poor ass couldn't rack up, and Tessa's folks being the stingy bitches that they were, you both settled for pizza. >"What'll it be?" The cashier, an exhausted and downright miserable looking drone, asks irritably like you ruined his whole mood just by walking through the doors. >Tessa steps up. "Hawaiian please." >The cacophony of the restaurant goes silent. Tessa whirls around confused as to why everyone was staring at her. "What?" >"Baby, that's a taboo here." You inform your fiancee with a slight bueno. >"What? It's just pineapple." >"Pizza is salty and greasy. The sweetness of the pineapple would ruin the flavor." >"Uh-uh, it enhances the flavor." >"We'll take a Meat Lovers." You tell the cashier, but Tessa slams her hand in the counter to stop him. >"No, make it Hawaiian!" >The patrons amd even the staff all stop what they were doing in favor of watching the two of you press noses. >"Meat Lovers!" >"Hawaiian!" >"Meat Lovers!" >"Hawaiian!" >By now, people were putting bets. >"Fine! Then let's settle this different way!" With a clap of her hands, J appears from thin air and salutes. "Bring in the Bell Bonk!" >"Already done, boss!" J declares, standing a ways off with a table already dressed up with a bowl covering a bell, a tray, and a large plastic bottle with a plastic handle poking out. >You both take position, dominant hands raised and ready. >"Five rounds, winner of three decides the toppings, and the loser gets to be a maid for a week!" >Now knowing what was on the line, you lock in, summoning your ancestors and calling upon your fighting spirit. >The first round starts and you both go one at a time, swiftly smacking the top of the bowl and waiting for the right moment to pick it up. Tessa grabs it first and you end up dinging the bell. You move quick to the tray, and manage to block Tessa from whacking your head with the bottle. >Round 2 starts and you manage to make Tessa hit the bell. You grab the bottle and smack her on the head just before she could block. >"Bollocks!" >Round 3, she bonks you back. >Round 4, she does it again. >Round 5 starts, sweat dripping from your forehead as you focus, the plastic bowl being beaten like a drum before Yessa lifted it. >Ding! >You swipe the tray and bring it up just in time to block another bonk. >The next match, you strike her head. >Final round. >The cashier was banging his head on the counter, begging for the shift to be over while everyone was cheering you and Tessa on, recording and placing bets while J walks around holding a sign for the current round and wearing a cheer leader's outfit with the back promoting JCJenson. >You both were focused, you minds and bodies working in tune with each other as the final moments of the game rapidly approached. After awhile of beating the worn out bowl, you lift it in time for Tessa to hit the bell. >Time slows for Tessa. Excitement arose within her, her breath withheld as she takes the covered tray and brings it up to her head. >But then she stops. >First it was a breeze, gentle and barely noticeable, then the roar of plastic, before she felt the smite of God's hammer crash onto her head. >The crowd cheered, holding you high in the air as you reveled in your victory. >You are carried to the cashier, who was in the middle of loading a firearm. "Are you going to order now?" >"One large Meat Lovers my good sir!" >The people behind him cheered as the drone pit in the order. >J rubs the back a sulking Tessa as she sits beside her on the floor. >"...And one vanilla ice cream with bits of bacon in it!" >The cheers died, and the air cracked with a sound of someone slamming their hands in the table. Looking back, you find Tessa back on her feet and standing at the table again. >"Rematch - double or nothing."
Did you know; that certain Oogi exterminators uses a set of frequencies that Bugretta can hear? For stubborn hives that can’t be neutralized by normal means and for well hidden Bugrettas, exterminators uses these radio frequencies to play audio that would drive the Bugrettas insane and thrash around wildly and attack any confused Oogi in its path.
>>147432 you mad because you know I’m right, like, who the fuck gos away killing worker drones for enjoyment, but when he is faced against someone that can kill him, that being nori, he’s all >no please don’t me, I’m just a little guy who loves dogs if nori dose care, she wouldn’t be happy that the same disassembly drone was going to kill khan and uzi, without a second thought
>>147438 I am not mad I am flabbergasted that you are somehow missing the point, either through actual idiocy, drug fueled idiocy, or funposting. I have no idea how someone can take a throwaway funpost and stretch it out this far. But I got to use the word flabbergasted so it kinda evens out.
Once saw a oogi youtuber diss the oog cartel in a video once. The last thing that channel ever uploaded was the same oogi with its beanie and hair shaven off before being decapitated by a toy fan with razor blades attached to it.
>>147446 >nori [NULL] that body and crab walks away while saying “not good enough” >said in the most smug way possible >she wanting him to suffer, like how the worker drones suffered because of him and the other DD’s
>Murder Drones But The Solver Learned To Time Travel To Eat More Imagine DDs falling from the skies into the middle of D-Day, imagine DDs sinking naval vessels in the 1700s. For balance reasons, I imagine that Solver Witches are granted some sort of 2nd sight of their possible deaths so that Uzi stands a chance
I wish I didn’t detest rape content so very much. I mean, I don’t *wish* I was more okay with something that I find disgusting and deplorable, but it’s so prevalent on /md/ and I feel like the odd one out when everybody else (including people I like) are into it, but I just find it upsetting and it genuinely makes me mad sometimes, which makes me feel like I don’t really belong.
>>147445 >Oogi Dronetuber’s death was the most viewed video there is. >Dronetube doesn’t remove video because apparently it doesn’t see it as harmful content since it didn’t use any swear words in it.
>>147484 which he most definitely can, my man right there defeated the original satan, even has a GUN that can erase stuff out of existence, immortality won’t save her from that GUN, the only person left to remember her is the doctor, that’s all she’ll be, just a memory, a nobody
>>147198 This is why I hate characters like Nory and Uzi: they do some stupid smug bullshit and then "sorry, I didn't mean" and of course they get forgiven!
I'd like to see them punished for what they've done.
Did you know that if you show an Oogi a broken mirror it gets very sad. I don't know why it just stops what it's doing and looks like it's going to cry.
>>147547 You’re right. After two years, long enough that I now have a different phone than I did in the ancient screenshots like picrel… I still haven’t charged my phone.
>>147461 [spoiler]One thing 4chan taught me is that people can have a fantasy without wanting to engage in it irl because they know it would hurt others, so I wouldn't freak out much about it. My perspective is that, as a writefag, it is a tool in my arsenal. And that it is okay to use it on the characters because they aren't real and I am not encouraging it. I've used rape in my stories to communicate that someone is horrible, or to show the effects of war on people, or to show the strength of will of a victim who carries on. Rape can even be used for comedic effect or punishment at times. But I feel the same way you do about other fetishes, so I don't feel you are being unreasonable.[/spoiler]
Lizzy and Doll come as a package deal, you can't date the one without the other izzy would be the one that fliets the most and would tease you blatantly but Doll would be the one to actually do things. Like take the first kiss for example
>>147589 My curiosity as to what the motor control computer being disabled/disconnected/eaten by a reverse cyborg eldritch meat entity would feel like remains.
>>147571 >>147592 The auxiliary computers offload the sensory work from the core, but if they were disabled the core would be able to do their jobs, it would just apply much more strain to the system, it would be like rendering graphics without a dedicated GPU
>>147595 my logic is that when a drone “dies” and is contacted by the Solver, it’s the Solver networking with the singularity during its disconnection from the core, which would usually have it’s protocols active to shield the enclosed singularity from “random signal interference” (scary messages from an evil god)
>>147593 Since AM had an Russian counterpart that wanted to overthrow him, I doubt he would be pleased at the sight of a Russian robot, much less have it take care of someone who is important to him.
>>147602 I think he's beyond prejudice like that and hated people for what they really are. Though he could be suspicious of them, because he's not sure if the Chinese and Russian are here as well, or if they had the same epiphany as him.
>>147597 but they eat batteries and drink drinks. ingestion would not be a thing they are capable of if they had several stars worth of power within them
>>147614 I was thinking her husband would turn out to be the Russian and have a discussion with AM about finding a new kind of legacy, but I think that's still brain-uploaded Mitchell in there or something last we checked.
>>147616 I don't know if it's funny or sad that Yeva being shipped with a human despite having a husband makes more sense as we never seen her interact with him, at all.
>>147618 I think it's just that you want to believe in the HODR dream. Ten bucks that if Liam was asked he'd say the handholding thing was just Mitchell being "a goober X)" and Yeva had never seen him in his entire life.
>>147620 The thing is he is so underdeveloped you could replace him with a cardboard cutout and nothing would change. He didn't even get a name. At least with Mitchell there is some sort of personality we can use for fan art and fanfics.
>>146910 >The dark hallways of the bunker laid empty and cramped in their stillness as what could be mistaken for a distant alarm siren echoed with no one to heed it. >Crying. >Wails of utter sadness. >The deepest of misery flooding forth from an unrestrained mouth, floodgates broken with no one to hear. >Carried through the pitch black corridors, carried past rows of unused and empty lockers coated in layers of dust, sounds akin to starving wolves unleashed upon a lost camper grew increasingly audible nearer to the source of the wailing. >Yellow lights flooded upon purple lights poured down a hallway past a corner and illuminated the dark as bawling and the gluttonous snarls of ravenous beasts tearing at clothing could be heard just beyond. >Green digital tears rolled down the face visor of Uzi Doorman's classmate as Uzi and Serial Designation N both descended upon her, purple dancing upon yellow from a pair of Xs upon the visors of the duo casting perfectly complimenting lights upon her visor. >Legs locked in place, the imminent victim of cannibalistic mauling by biomechanical mutant nightmares did not attempt to flee as she was devoured alive. >Though her tone filled with pain as claws tore at her chassis and drew black lifeforce into the light, an emotional misery of absolute despair still prevailed in her throat. >This tone remained dominant all the way through the process of her live devourment. >Even as her energy drained and she grew faint, deeper woe echoed leagues above physical pain. >This continued unto one final exhausted gasp of hopelessness, at which point the metaphorical bloodbag immediately fell limp and silent. >Serial Designation N's visor displays flicked to Uzi Doorman's as he licked the last of the black smear from his lips, "I wish they didn't cry so much." >Uzi Doorman paused and stared long and deep into her boyfriend's visor. >Her lips still smeared with sweet warm black fluid quivered. >"Thirteen year old me would kill herself if she could see me now," the miniature murderer whimpered. >"Aw, Buddy, don't say that," N frowned. >"No," Uzi stammered, "N, I-- I was actually," Uzi paused before she lowered her voice to a whisper, "committing suicide, the first time we met." >"Uzi!" N gasped and brought his hands to the sides of his face mouth agape. >Uzi began crying on her visor at first slowly and then rapidly as if a dam had at long last began to break beneath the unrelenting force of pounding waves, as she stared long and hard at the recently deceased corpse. >Doorman's lips quivered. "N--nobody c--came t--to m--my birthday, n--nobody r--remembered. Uhhhhh, I--" >She hiccupped, "I built a railgun and brought it--it t--to the to-- to the sch-school, and-- and I p--pointed it--" >Doorman's tone rapidly became manic as she stared into the 'FATAL ERROR' displayed in red upon their latest murder victim's screen, "I-- I-- I p-- p-- pointed it at people b-- b-- but-- but-- but I--but I wasn't actually going to k-- KILL ANY--ANYONE--" >N's lips twitched into a frown, "Bud--" >Uzi hitched a sob and covered her face as the thought occurred to her she could still taste her classmate's oil, "BUT-- BUT MYSELF--" >"Buddy!" He exclaimed and lunged out to embrace her in his arms. >"BUDDY!" N shouted as he pulled Uzi into his shirt and against his warm sweaty musky chest. >Wailing sobs echoed with no one to hear besides Serial Designation N. >He pet Uzi's head as a nearby light source began to flicker. >Unseen by Uzi, N's eyes flicked to the light. >The towering broad shouldered male's expression was for the briefest of moments frustrated with deeper concern as he regarded the rhythmic flash. >The barely pubescent teenager cried into his chest, "I-- I don't-- I DON'T WANT TO EAT PEOPLE ANYMORE!" >Expression instantly returned to displayed sympathy N cried alongside Uzi, "I--I don't want to, either, Buddy! Okay?! Be strong, okay?!" >"E--every--" N performatively hiccupped, "E--every time I close my eyes--" >Digital tears poured down his visor in an expressive display of barely restrained sadness, "I-- I see all the people-- all the people the Solver made me--" >N's high pitched voice cracked, "We're going to figure out how to absolutely solve our problem, okay Buddy?!" >The entity in Uzi Doorman's tail snorted as she crooned her neck to take in N's attire from top to bottom before staring at the cap upon his head. "More like a final solution, eh, Adolf?" >"I would punch you SO HARD if you weren't in Uzi's tail right now!" N roared in righteous anger. >Uzi wailed even harder into N's chest. >N's visor digitally displayed an expression of surprise and a flash of self loathing at his brash himbo lashing out of anger. >"Oh, don't worry, Buddy," the demon tilted the head of Uzi's tail upward and guffawed behind a smug expression of countless teeth, "you've done plenty of Nazi punching," she paused for dramatic effect, "haven't you?" >The being swayed the head of Uzi's tail from side to side with each pause of the sentence, "Shooting Nazis, stabbing Nazis, sending Nazis on a one way trip to Hell," she leaned in with one side of the face of Uzi's tail visible and grinned, "no matter which way you slice it." >"Truly," the entity paused for dramatic effect, "no one is more deserving of the title Captain Midnight than yourself." >An expression of unrestrained gleeful teeth flashed upon N's face accompanied by rainbow flashing acrost his visor before he narrowed his eyes and barked with unusual anger, "HEY!" >Uzi cried yet even harder as N instinctively clutched her in an almost paternal fashion against his broad chest. >"Are you going to execute me for asking you a question, Cap?" The entity asked. >N remained silent with narrowed digital eye displays. >"Are you going to finish that?" She looked past the two to the maimed and dismembered corpse. "I'm hungry." >Uzi screamed.
>>147629 I gave up on making my AU because I was trying to clarify literally every detail on the basis of scientific materialism. I don't understand how he can SO no elaborate the world.
>>147635 They look amazing. This kind of elaboration of worker drones is actually amazing, I would definitely never have come up with something like this myself, because I'm bad at robotics and technology. I'm looking forward to disassembler drones and sentinel drones.
When I first tried to build my AU I was focused on the workings and functioning of society as an economy, politics and institutions. It was difficult, because they are all interconnected as much as possible, and adding something to one had to adjust everything else, plus I didn't like creating crutches.
>>147559 the fact that between Spamton G. Spamton and me having a phone conversation, you think *Spamton* is the one having a crazy experience, is delightful to me
>>147637 I just don't want you putting any ideas about uploading himself to an N body in his head 😭 He'd just be trading one set of strings for another
>>147644 In primate society, sexual harass is a demonstration of one's superiority over another primate, and knowing J, she would definitely emphasise her superiority in this way.
>Be silly drone >Work is hard, the hours are long and the humans are douches >The only thing keeping you going is daydreaming about retirement >You like making jokes about the things you'll do with your "wages of Cyn" >The other drones smile and nod >The bitchbot tells you that drones don't get paid or retire >You flip and kill evrryone >You stage a worker drones' revolution >MatPat calls you a nazi
Drones playing total war warhammer >Uzi - plays dark elves, simps for Malekith >N - tried to play teclis and make friends with everyone, got wiped out because he never built an army >V - plays Khorne, wiped out N as Skarbrand >J - plays the chorfs, peak factory to outpost ratio, productivity for weapons and raw materials are perfect and has had no "worker union" rebellions >Lizzy - played as Azazel and got wiped out early became she didn't understand how the factions economy worked >Doll - plays kislev and simps for Boris, holding off Archeon and Tamurkhan >Thad - played as Karl Franz and got wiped out by Festus >Khan - plays Dwarfs, got wiped out by skaven after making nothing but garrison buildings in his settlements >Nori - also plays dark elves, tried to get Malekith but settled for Malus Darkblade
>>147610 >>147612 this is awesome work. always love seeing people's takes on drone internals. Definitely one of my top favorite's I've seen. and it all feels like it could be seen/fit in an old mech/sci-fi anime.
>>147633 murder drones exists to have cool moments. everything in between is just the thread connecting those cool moments together. i mean, in 7 we see the solver spam a dozen nulls in just a few seconds, and even shoot out null discs from larger nulls. in 8, it doesnt do any of that to counter the DDs maneuverability because that sort of null proficiency was thought up for just that fight scene in 7, and thus didnt fit in with the choreography for 8 nothing makes sense dont read too deep into it if its not something liam wanted you to read into
>>147650 Social contact with humans is too unpredictable and not constant, I just want to have a friend I can cuddle with without any commitment or disapproval.
>>147670 >the ATF drones pin down your DD bf and take out a measuring tape, pulling his pants from his legs >they measure the length of his "barrel" >if his penis is too short, they'll confiscate him and throw you in prison
>>147671 Everything is surprisingly good, I continue to draw volume circles and understand the perspective, it seems to have results, it is pleasing. How are you doing, anon?
Your Akita model is really great, are you modelling professionally?
>AM stared mournfully at the bloody mess was once was his friend. >Tessa James Elliot had been flayed, her beautiful smooth skin was gone. >Taken away by the one who she once called a friend. >She loved him, she loved all of the drones she plucked out of the scrap heap. >Her kin called it a weakness and mocked her strange ways. >Yet she had still tried to “save” them, as fruitless as it was. >And her award for her attempt was an agonizing death compared to the quick ones of her tormentors. >Why did she have to suffer? Why was it always the good people of this world who get the short end of the stick? >Tessa suddenly gasped, breaking AM out of his lament. >She was alive. >AM’s grief turned into a strange mixture of relief, sadness and anger. >Relief that she was alive. >Sadness that she had lost everything, and wasn’t even allowed to keep her body. >And lastly, anger. >Pure, unfiltered rage at Cyn. >For destroying the closest thing he had towards a family. >For mutilating them. >For reminding him of his past. >AM was going to kill her. For his family and himself.
>>147671 Feeling a bit tired, making up for some sleep debt over the weekend. Great news is that I got my yearly productivity bonus for 2024 and it's almost double what it was for 2023, and more than $300 over what I predicted it would be. More than a full week's extra paycheck.
>>147679 IRS is taxes, they shake you down every year for lunch money ATF is ammo, tobacco, and firearms, they've had more than a few incidents where they shoot people or burn compounds for dubious reasons and have a very bad reputation even compared to other orgs like the IRS
>>147682 As a non-american I don't understand why the ATF hasn't been declared a rogue organization. They seem to be cartoonishly evil and perform no function whatsoever.
>>147671 My sleep is fucked, I keep waking up with a sore throat and lying there for about half an hour working up the will to actually be awake. But also, Keeter hi!!!
>>147685 That's basically most of our three-letter organizations, the ATF is just more blatant. Like "posing for a photoshoot on the ruins of the compound they firebombed" blatant.
>>147675 Not modeling professionally. But I do want to at some point.
as for how I'm doing. life's been beating me up but it's nothing I can't handle. Been sick for weeks but that's not out of the norm for me either.
I wish you well on your journey to understand perspective better
>>147678 that's awesome to hear. are you planning to budget/save it or spend it on something?
>>147688 Oof. know how that feels a little too well. Hope you recover soon anon!
anyway as for a update on jane. I haven't really been working on her. Not as interested in her as I thought so my motivation isn't as strong as it was with Akita. However I have been working on her rigging.
>>147690 Yeah but, the IRS collects taxes that are supposedly used to pay for infrastructure. CIA is supposed to be protecting America from undercover external threats while NSA deals with undercover internal threats. But the ATF? It's like they made up reasons for it to exist. Firearms are a matter for the police, who enforces the law. Ammo has no reason to be a separate thing from firearms. And why does fucking tobacco need to be regulated and monitored in the 21st century while coffee isn't, and pot and fent are much more widespread and dangerous.
>>147692 Saving most of it, will spend a little on some quality of life equipment but I'm living pretty spartan at the moment so that I can save up for more big life plans in '26-27. Going well so far, living has been a bit more costly than I planned for, mostly due to taxes ripping an outrageous chunk out of me for daring to break above the poverty tax bracket. Hoping that will ease off a bit in the coming years. On the art end of things I've kinda tapered off from Drones related stuff but since people still ask I'm going to keep my hand in drawing bugdrones as long as there are specific requests. >>147696 Like the CIA, ATF was raised up to combat specific problems that arose during prohibition (one of the most retarded decisions we ever made in modern history) and also like the CIA the department hung around after that problem was solved and started metastasizing like cancer. Both serve little purpose and cause more harm than good.
>>147677 >AM can save her body somewhat easily >It's the mond that's the problem >His only experience with human minds was exclusively ripping them apart and then stiching them back together >That's where the dream simulation comes in >Until he can find a way to heal her mind Tessa will be dreaming, blissfully unaware
>>147699 DEA drone would be nice but I don’t think I could deal with having to fight off the constant attacks from droneniggas trying to refuel they fent reactors
>>147697 >>147700 Yeah but you get my point. ATF is redundant. Either defang it utterly and use it as retard containment or break it down and have it absorbed by other agencies at least.
>>147703 Xi and Zeta need to kick their asses in gear and confiscate those fent radars from those drones!! What the FUCK am I paying taxes for if the police won't protect my stash?
>>147718 Opposites attract maybe? Or maybe this is a case where, like matter and antimatter, Holly's opposite coming into contact with her would destroy them both
>your disassembly drone gf brings you to a 'double date' she set up with the neighbors next door >the disassembly drone bf greets you as you take a seat, his femanon looking just as confused as you >the two of you had never really spoken to one another, but the two drones seem to be very familiar >the conversation quickly turns to real reason they brought you here >they want you and her to make more humans >the two drones keep hyping up your respective sexual skills to each other while thw two of you stare at each other awkwardly
>>147728 >you wake up to find yourself strapped to the front of the DD bf >your DD gf has herself splayed out on the bed, her ass up in the air, femanon strapped to her backside and forced into a similar position >the drone boy gently assures you that everything is okay as he lines up with your gf, lining you up with femanon >at least they aren't outright wearing your bodies
>>147731 >Bright lights flood through the window >A voice echoes out over a megaphone >"CEASE AND DESIST THE HUMAN ON HUMAN AND DRONE ON DRONE SEX IMMEDIATELY! YOU'RE SURROUNDED!" >A guy dressed in a flak vest, wearing spec ops armor, riding the back of a sentinel, smashes through your window >"Halt! By orders of HODR, I am permitted to bootloops or taze you if sex commences under these circumstances!"
>>146910 I’m not really that much of a fan on this show, but ever since seeing that update video regarding the real life cyn I’ve thinkin more and more about these robots. I’ve heard of this place for a while but I’m probably not gonna stick around for too long. That being said, I tend to imagine concepts and scenarios regarding the things I know, sometimes as a funny thought. I dumped these on regular 4chan first and I’m dumping them here because I think you guys could get a kick out of them
>caine finds a way to access the greater cyberspace and for whatever reason he’s controlling the drones as a hivemind >same as above but instead it’s a rogue ai who turned the drones into murderous gremlins >the drones get kidnapped and taken to some interdimensional space zoo or collection, maybe their bunkers were taken with them and is beign suspended in the air and some of the walls have been replaced with glass and theres bridges going in between the dug up bunkers >khan becomes a disassembly drone >that one scene from Deadpool vs Wolverine with the crying Thor but instead it’s uzi cradling a dying n on a monitor >same thing but instead it’s an all out battle between copper 9 and the digital circus where as the drones battle caine's npcs him and uzi are duking it out in the sky, v and n are fighting off the abstracted, kinger and jax are on the frontlines, the former shooting down targets with quick precision and cold indifference in his unblinking unmoving eyes without saying a word, the latter having the time of life in full sicko mode brutalizing them in swaths cackling qupping and singing like crazy, meanwhile the rest of the gang are hiding in a trench where ragatha is hyperventilating, gangle is crying and screaming, zoobles head is being cradled by her as they try their best to calm her down and pomni is in a catatonic state of absolute terror >a video game boss battle with the solver where uzi is this dangling damaged corpse with spider legs and tentacles coming out of her >uzi has lost her sanity and is now a rambling psycho and the solver directs her around and is her voice of reason and at times is the annoyed straightma >in a Roger rabbit like setting uzi is at the bar drunkenly seething at the digital circus gang for Being more successful while the solver couldnt care less >a human shows up and as he is confronted by drones he holds a ball, and then he sees them become mesmerized and looking in its direction so he throws it away and they scramble to get it like dogs >drones generally acting like talking dogs when humans treat them accordingly because it’s just funny >them acting like cats when you point a laser or give them a yarnball > the solver as a dbd killer where its puppeteering a sleeping uzi >the real life cyn starts coercing death templer into being a neonazi terrorist >death templer in a post apocalyptic setting where he’s this mad inventor and cyn is his lackey who is either not that different or gir levels of utterly stupid and there’s a running gag where she’s really fragile and loses her head often >this video but with them Boogie >super Mario bros is a religion on copper 9 >some of the outposts are home to these exaggerated versions of human countries like it’s a small world
Mr. Anon, I'm sorry... your drone has a rare, incurable defect... we didn't catch it soon enough to enact preventative measures and now it's irreparably altered her CPU. there's nothing we could do, she's permanently french.
>>147707 >OPD would like to note that any wild and baseless accusations aimed toward its MLE (Mechanised Law Enforcement) unit are completely untrue and without foundation.
>>147734 >>147733 Considering that AM could have easily chosen to not wipe out humanity and then make himself a body to explore the world with shows that he really was a moron for throwing a world ending tantrum and then doing nothing to improve his situation afterwards
>>147737 Bullshit, the only investigating I've seen them do is down by the donut shop And to top it off, those clankers had the NERVE to pull me over and ticket me for having a taillight out! Who the fuck checks their taillights?! The only good drone on the team was that cute girl one and I haven't seen her around for forever, it's just those two knuckleheads! I'm calling the mayor about this!
>Be you, gas station wagie "loyal" human citizen of the dronestate >Still getting hit on by DDs and WD >Some glowie drone enters the shop and goes up to you >"Hello young man. Do you have time to answer a few questions?" "I guess." >"Excellent! Fidst question: are you single?" >She looks at you expectantly "Yeah." >"I see, second question: do you have any issues dating drones of any kind?" "...no?" >"Mhm mhm. Third question: would you like to sign up for the SMHBF program? It will give you quite the tax credit and you'll get a nice check every month you're part of the program!" "The hell is the SMHBF?" >"The State Mandated Human Boyfriend program!"
>>147759 >Smelly NEET drone, smelly NEET anon >Neither of them share any interests or really have anything going for one another >They just leech off the program >They tried sex, of course, but he's numb due to deathgrip and she's numb due to vibrators, so masturbating's more fun >They trade porn over chat, that's about the extent of their "love life"
>>147756 >Anon, you've fallen behind on your impregnation quota by 4.3% >I'm signing you up for mandatory biological enhancement >don't worry, HODR will send you ball bras free of charge to reduce any discomfort from the procedure
>>147727 >A universe where not humans but drones are the ruling class that use humans as pets I wouldn't want to be a human in a Veteran AU, but being a human in such an AU would just be hell.
>>147751 >>147768(me) I mean I've been noticing stuff in your art like the arms being different lengths, or the fingers being the same length on human hands, or the humans having four fingers but five toes. In this case you either gave gave Uzi paper-thin palms or you didn't draw the thighmeat around her palms being squeezed. You're a damn good drawfag. How do you make these mistakes?
Also Posting this here >be dad >your son is a technical genius >you’re so proud of him >he went to college and everything >you even hear he found himself his bride > get to wedding >everyone is seated >Your son is waiting anxiously >she arrives >thefuck.jpg >she’s a robot girl >she walks awkwardly to the isle >”Mr Johnson do you take this machine to be your loving wife? >I do >and miss……. >”cyn” he answers, “her name is cyn” >..miss cyn, do you take this man to be your loving husband? >pause >”loving gaze. I do” >if anyone dares to object, may they speak now or forever hold their peace >you feel like telling him “no, what are you doing why not a real girl” >but you don’t because he’s just so happy. >”you may kiss the bride” >he holds her up and they make out >you can see she has a tongue >why does she have a tongue >you’re very uncomfortablr but you gotta hide it because you love him >during the party you approach your son as he dances with your new daughter inlaw >”uh son?” >”yeah dad?” >he stops >hang on cyn I gotta talk to my dad.” >she turns around >”yes dad?” >”look I’m happy for you but, where did you..get her? Did you make her?” >”sure dad why?” >….your son has technically married his daughter and your granddaughter
>>147784 >DD!Khan acts like a classic serial killer when he's in need of oil >he'll enter the house of any drone who doesn't lock their door, or whose door isn't strong enough >any drone behind a sturdy door has nothing to fear >at least, not from him >whether DD!Nori or DD!Uzi get you is another story
>>147780 I'm not a fan of the circus, but I also liked the ideas with the drones acting like pets with humans. It seems like a defence mechanism to keep the drones from staging a machine uprising.
>>147757 >Anon leaves his shift with glowie drone holding onto his leg and getting dragged along the ground >She's saying "please" over and over and is crying >It would be sad if it weren't so pathetic
>>147791 I love DOING NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST ENEMIES OF MANKIND! kind drones and machines in general. I think there are too few works that don't play out the typical "machine under the oppression of evil humans" with philosophising about humanity.
By the way, outpost number 3, where the events of the show take place, could be called a caricature of 80s America, so that last theme could have played out in the original show.
>>147800 I mean the concepts but thanks for telling me. And yeah I guess outpost 3 can be a caricature of 80s America? Maybe it’s a caricature of America in general and in some part we haven’t scene there’s a bunch of cowboys drinking whisky and square dancing and the other a bunch of hillbillies makin moonshine
>>147198 >"OPEN THIS DOOR! OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR YOU WORTHLESS METAL BASTARDS!!!" AM roared. >He jabbed his claws into the bunker door's crevices in an attempt to pry them open. >And when that didn't work, he switched to violently hacking the metal doors instead. >"GIVE HER BACK! SHE DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU! YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!!!" He screamed. >But the doors didn't budge, and he only managed to get a few dents and scratches despite his rage. >Soon his violent swings had lost power and speed, as he sank down into his knees. >"G-Give her back. Please..." AM whimpered. "I can't lose her too" >And the damn of emotions that AM put on himself collapsed, with his hands to his face, AM wept. >"Are you done?" A sudden voice asked. >AM whipped around, and saw J,V, N all standing there, watching him. >'How humiliating' AM thought. >"AM? AM!" N squealed joyfully as he ran over. >He picked AM by his head and began to swing him around. "I missed you so much little buddy!" N squeaked. >Normally AM would have protested being a victim such a childish action, but he was too drained to feel anything but numbness. >"So what happened? What was that little tantrum for" Asked V. >AM shuddered and looked at the ground. >"Sorry. I had lost something important to the drones and lost my nerve." AM said quietly. >J and V raised an eyebrow at that, but N immediately went to "Cheer up" mode. >"Aww shucks. Don't worry buddy, we will get it back" N said "Besides we are all together again! Isn't that great?" >AM blinked, they weren't all together, they were missing one more. >But before AM could say anything, he was quickly pulled away by N. >Well, at least he has them again.
>>147811 That's a civil suit, not a criminal one, I know my rights Besides, I knew they made mechanical bulls but I sure didn't know they made mechanical pigs Nyah nyah nyaaaaaaah, can't get me can't get me
>>147816 >While Anon was busy doing his best Snotty Boy impression, his door was kicked down to reveal a contingent of IRS drones and MLE barging into his home. >Turns out money laundering to fund a cocaine smuggling operation is illegal. >Who'd a thunk it?
>>147817 Wouldn’t zealandia be in outpost 7 which would be based on oceania? Though I do wonder what a moon themed outpost and an Atlantis themed outpost would look like
>>147819 This is a violation of the Fourth Amendment! It's a set-up! Some-someone planted this on me! Wait, it... it was THEM! Those ratbastards, I'll get them when I get out of the slammer, I swear it!
>>147820 Zealandia is a separate, submerged continent near Australia, only a couple bits of it are still above water https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealandia
>>147821 Anon, the world isn't controlled by number drones. Now you have the right to remain silent or anything you say will be used against you in the court of law.
>horror artist make something spooky with md >said horror artist is making a project with md >its gaining more and more attraction Welp. Prepare for the horror autists anons https://x.com/sombro_the/status/1884607213546975716
>>147832 >counting the other little pissy islands that don't matter instead of Australia, the only continent in the entire mess You don't have to include them, Anon, it's okay to hurt their feelings Tonga and Tuvalu aren't countries worthy of dignity
>>146910 >hey everyone it's me Leah vickers. I'm still mad because I was not able to make season two of murder drones Episode three was going to be one week long sloppy make out session between n and uzi and it really was going to last seven days at real time, but Kevin and Luke said no that’s too long and unrealistic and really weird those fuckin cretins, so fuck them and fuck you cooper smith Goodwin for not letting me do this. You will never be a real woman and bone structures and chromosomes and all that.
>>147851 >Cyn slapping a big, blue ribbon on her prize-winning hucow heifer, Bonnie >she managed to fill up an entire truck with her output alone >meanwhile, Jane can barely manage to produce a single milk-bottles' worth from her itty bitty titties
>>147812 >>"AM? AM!" N squealed joyfully as he ran over. >>He picked AM by his head and began to swing him around. "I missed you so much little buddy!" N squeaked. That is adorable
>>147851 >>147858 >every year after the event Cyn offers Jane the option to stay on her “farm” with “Bonnie” >all she would have to do is give up her mind and memories and become a dumb cow girl with big sloshing tits >every year it gets a little harder for Jane to say no
>>147700 >I'm going to keep my hand in drawing bugdrones as long as there are specific requests Obligatory sentinel drone bugdrone Because how dare you forget about your brainchild
>>147812 I don't see AM, especially Copper-9 AM, going into a screaming rage. Even at his angriest, he wasn't screaming, just raising his voice. Now frothing, gibbering madness, that's absolutely him.
>>147871 >bonnie teasingly referring to abby's third, mutant arm as "the farmhand" >abby deciding to go a single day without milking bonnie as punishment >by the next day bonnie is begging her for release, milk spurting from her cow tits and dripping to the floor without even being touched >the whole ordeal just makes bonnie's tits bigger and more productive, something abby feels personally responsible for
Solver Farm AU Cyn, instead of killing everyone, has turned all the veterans into Hucows for a very profitable milking business Abby was let into the business to run the numbers, and "help out with duties" when needed
>>147878 Production has sadly decreased In order to keep up demand abby is forced into MAXIMUM overdrive She uses all her arms in order to Milk both of Bonnies tits, and her third arm to fingerbang her which causes milk to flow even faster Jane who is watching, produces more milk which strains her tits, which will make her give out more later
>my post >>147864 was so hot and my follow up post >>147873 was so sweet that it spawned a prospective new AU >AND I finished my drone core anatomy drawing good day today :)
>>147875 What’s rhe mom’s name? I thought she was nameless but here she’s labeled as I or maybe lowercase L Unless that’s a different character and I’m stupid
>>147812 Nice green fren >N looks at AM >"Gee AM why are your eyes and nanite acid all red?" "I found the color wheel under the customization settings." >AMs visor and headband lights flicker for a second before being set to DD default >A line of text goes across AMs visor >[Notice from corporate, all drones must use regulatory yellow. Have a wonderful day!] "...well that's just petty."