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No.147895
Murder Drones (#145)Anonymous
Image:173819889610.png(255kB, 920x1220)Cyn meets the father.png
Hello Friend, hi!
Let's continue, shall we?
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The last Thread: >>146910
No.147899
Anonymous
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reposting these because I’m so proud of them
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No.147901
Anonymous
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Daily reminder that DDs have the eldritch ability to detect virginity. They can literally smell it. You age like a fine wine and each and every DD wants to be the one who pops your cork.
No.147902
Anonymous
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>>147899
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No.147903
Anonymous
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Solver Farm AU
Cyn, instead of killing everyone, has turned all the veterans into Hucows for a very profitable milking business
Abby was let into the business to run the numbers, and "help out with duties" when needed
>>147873
>>>147864
>>>147858
>>147878
>>147887
>>147888
>>147896
this the good shit
No.147904
Anonymous
Replies:>>147913
>>147812
Nice green fren
>N looks at AM
>"Gee AM why are your eyes and nanite acid all red?"
"I found the color wheel under the customization settings."
>AMs visor and headband lights flicker for a second before being set to DD default
>A line of text goes across AMs visor
>[Notice from corporate, all drones must use regulatory yellow. Have a wonderful day!]
"...well that's just petty."
No.147906
Anonymous
Image:173819922420.jpg(37kB, 736x736)1734402753371477.jpg
pumped some iron earlier today, i'm trying to get in the habit of working out regularly
i hate women
No.147907
Anonymous
Replies:>>147911
>>147903
I know for sure this isn't the first time that Cyn making people hucows has been discussed.
No.147908
Anonymous
>>147906
You from Kazakhstan?
No.147909
Anonymous
Replies:>>147912
>>147906
>pumped some iron
modern slang is so stupid. just say you fucked a drone, bro
No.147910
Anonymous
Replies:>>147950
>>147875
the boys got their height from their dad
how do kids always end up taller than their parents?
No.147911
Anonymous
>>147907
Its discussed all the time, mostly around any Female OC
Cyn is a milk fiend
No.147912
Anonymous
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>>147909
No.147913
Anonymous
>>147880
>"I know you're in there, you THIEVES. You have stolen something FAR more important than you could ever think. You had better hope that you never open this door again, because the moment you do, I will be here. And if you've done anything to her, I swear... I have made Hells FAR more pleasant than where I will send you."
>AM stands there, clenching his fists and breathing through gritted teeth
>"No, no, I'm losing it, I can't... I can't... but... Hate... never again... hhhate..."
>He grabs his head, taking deep breaths, he can't go back there again

>>147904
He'll claim admin rights on himself just to be red.
No.147914
Anonymous
>>147913
Imagine being the poor WDF door guard forced to listen to AM's schitzobabble.
No.147915
Anonymous
>>147913
>I have made Hells FAR more pleasant than where I will send you.
I like that
No.147916
Anonymous
Image:173819963454.jpg(848kB, 2486x4096)GhBHZuGa4AAhQRX.jpg
>>147903
New Au
No.147917
Anonymous
Replies:>>148316
Image:173819971445.jpg(2.17MB, 3500x4000)BugDD.jpg
>>147891
Just a goof
One would think that an artist would make their most famous thing early in their new format
But nah, literal first thing we got Izu bugpuss instead (ballsy move, gotta say)
No.147918
Anonymous
Any new concept besides shitty fetish shit?
No.147919
Anonymous
>>147895
Here’s this again if you like autism
>caine finds a way to access the greater cyberspace and for whatever reason he’s controlling the drones as a hivemind
>same as above but instead it’s a rogue ai who turned the drones into murderous gremlins
>the drones get kidnapped and taken to some interdimensional space zoo or collection, maybe their bunkers were taken with them and is beign suspended in the air and some of the walls have been replaced with glass and theres bridges going in between the dug up bunkers
>khan becomes a disassembly drone
>that one scene from Deadpool vs Wolverine with the crying Thor but instead it’s uzi cradling a dying n on a monitor
>same thing but instead it’s an all out battle between copper 9 and the digital circus where as the drones battle caine's npcs him and uzi are duking it out in the sky, v and n are fighting off the abstracted, kinger and jax are on the frontlines, the former shooting down targets with quick precision and cold indifference in his unblinking unmoving eyes without saying a word, the latter having the time of life in full sicko mode brutalizing them in swaths cackling qupping and singing like crazy, meanwhile the rest of the gang are hiding in a trench where ragatha is hyperventilating, gangle is crying and screaming, zoobles head is being cradled by her as they try their best to calm her down and pomni is in a catatonic state of absolute terror
>a video game boss battle with the solver where uzi is this dangling damaged corpse with spider legs and tentacles coming out of her
>uzi has lost her sanity and is now a rambling psycho and the solver directs her around and is her voice of reason and at times is the annoyed straightma
>in a Roger rabbit like setting uzi is at the bar drunkenly seething at the digital circus gang for Being more successful while the solver couldnt care less
>a human shows up and as he is confronted by drones he holds a ball, and then he sees them become mesmerized and looking in its direction so he throws it away and they scramble to get it like dogs
>drones generally acting like talking dogs when humans treat them accordingly because it’s just funny
>them acting like cats when you point a laser or give them a yarnball
> the solver as a dbd killer where its puppeteering a sleeping uzi
>the real life cyn starts coercing death templer into being a neonazi terrorist
>death templer in a post apocalyptic setting where he’s this mad inventor and cyn is his lackey who is either not that different or gir levels of utterly stupid and there’s a running gag where she’s really fragile and loses her head often
>this video but with them Boogieyoutube thumb
>super Mario bros is a religion on copper 9
>some of the outposts are home to these exaggerated versions of human countries like it’s a small world
No.147920
Anonymous
>>147918
drone that vores you and rubs its big belly haha buuoorrp
No.147921
Anonymous
Image:173819983798.jpg(612kB, 1220x2712)Screenshot_2025-01-30-04-13-48-349_com.android.chrome.jpg
What's up guys, while looking at past topics, I was disturbed by this photo in murder drones #123. Don't get me wrong, but can you remove this photo please?
No.147922
Anonymous
>>147918
What if there was a Drone that killed workers with its stink.
No.147923
Anonymous
>>147921
I can't tell if this is bait to get me to look at something weird or a spergout
No.147924
Anonymous
Replies:>>147933
>>147918
really, really big drone that sits on you and flattens buildings
No.147925
Anonymous
Replies:>>147928
>>147923
It's a V1 fucking V
No.147926
Anonymous
>>147923
No, it's not bait. I was just a little disturbed by this photo.
No.147927
Anonymous
>>147899
Funny friend bot, I like
No.147928
Anonymous
Replies:>>147931
>>147925
How is that disturbing? Sounds hot
No.147929
Anonymous
>>147913
>He'll claim admin rights on himself just to be red.
>AM and Cyn playing tug of war over his color settings
>She throws a fit and locks AM from accessing his color settings
No.147930
Anonymous
Replies:>>147940
>>147918
Only concepts that I failed to develop and post in time and thus are now old concepts
No.147931
Anonymous
Replies:>>147934
>>147928
can he lift it, please
No.147932
Anonymous
>>147918
I've had some resurgent thoughts about holographic projectors, whaler/diver drones and possible solverfied sealife. Does that count?
No.147933
Anonymous
Replies:>>148189
>>147924
Macro-Y, meine lieblings Versagenmädchen.
No.147934
Anonymous
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>>147921
>>147931
>I went back over 20 threads and found crossover porn art
>the robots making fuck has disturbed me, can you delete?
No.147935
Anonymous
No.147936
Anonymous
Replies:>>147937
>>147921
That post was a month ago anon, it can't be deleted
No.147937
Anonymous
>>147936
okay, thanks anyway.
No.147938
Anonymous
No.147939
Anonymous
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"Would you still love me if I was a worm?", the old question went.
No.147940
Anonymous
>>147930
Can you post it right now
No.147941
Anonymous
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>>147939
they always ask "Would you still love me if I was a worm?" but never "Would you still love me if I frew up worms?"
No.147942
Anonymous
>>147941
Abby basically is the would you love me as a worm character
No.147943
Anonymous
Replies:>>147944
>>147939
said question is a lot more racist in the bugdrone universe
No.147944
Anonymous
Replies:>>147955
>>147943
The question would be altered to "Would you love me if I was an Oogi" in Bug AU
No.147945
Anonymous
>>147896
Ok ;)
>you hadn’t posted like this in a long time
>you hadn’t led your office in who knows how long
>hours? maybe a day or two? thank god your weird green body was built for internetting this intense
>you hadn’t looked outside, the blinds shut tight
>and why?
>her
>that fucking tripfag drone that wouldn’t shut up about “total humie death”
>you pointed out all times that she’d forgotten to turn off her name an accidentally outed herself as a human fucker (like all drones, little sluts)
>but she wouldn’t budge, it was “somedroney guessed my trip code” this and “that was my evil opposite world clone, everyone on my planet has one!” that
>bullshit
>just as you were about to launch into the final salvo of name calling and typo correcting that you KNEW would force her to apologize, you heard a noise
>*thunk
>then louder
>*THUNK
>then
>*CRASH
>your door was on the floor (somewhere a worker drone wept)
>your wife Abby had knocked it off its hinges with her tremendous, almost.. inhuman strength
>“Anon! you HAVE to help me it’s an emergency!”
>“what is it?”
>“the cows Anon! they need to be milked! NOW!!”
>oh shit, you guessed you’d been in there longer than you thought
>as you run downstairs you wonder if you might have a problem
>before you can finish opening the kitchen door and make your way to the barn, Bonnie, your prized cow girl leaps on you and you both crash into the kitchen
>your crushed under a soft, incredibly heavy weight
>as you move handfuls of the material out of your way you realize you recognize what you’re touching
>just as you become sure you’ll die under Bonnie’s now even more credibility bending tits, three arms reach out and pull you to your feet
>Abby holds you steady as you almost slip and fall back down again
>in all of 20-ish seconds the milk in the kitchen has reached halfway to your ankles
>Bonnie continues to moan as you attempt to pull her up, spraying even more milk in the process
>you find your footing and begin think of how you’ll even fix this
>hand milking won’t work
>the jcJ(is) milk-o-tron 3000 is still out of commission since last time you forgot to milk Bonnie, and that was much less serious than this
>when suddenly a thought crosses your mind
>you get out you space phone and make a call
>“hey Cyn, you thirsty?”
>some 45 minutes later, it was gone
>every single drop
>there wasn’t even any left on the ground
>Cyn had seemingly disappeared, and Bonnie laid on the rug with a blanket, happily sleeping by the warmth of the fireplace
>you sat with a mug of hot chocolate, Abby on your lap
>“that was easier than I thought it’d be” you mused
>“you always find new ways to impress me, and you didn’t even have to break the rules” Abby retorts as she kisses you on the cheek
>you take a long sip of your drink when a thought crosses you
>“hey Abby”
>“mmh?” she half responds as she snuggles into you
>“how long WAS I in my office?”
>“oh, a week”
>“I WAS IN MY OFFICE FOR A WEEK AND YOU DIDN’T CHECK IN ME??” you say as you jump up, almost choking of you beverage
>“we both have a right to private time, it was in the rules, remember Anon the paperwork I had us sign when we got married?”
>“and you didn’t think to milk the cows? for a week??” you say as you cock the question mark shaped squiggle you have instead of an eyebrow
>“that’s your job Anon, t-the rules!”
>your upset fades as she stares back at you from behind her messy orange hair
>“*sigh* rules are rules…” you respond as you snuggle closer with the love of your life
>as evening becomes night you and Abby snuggle and then “snuggle” and eventually fall asleep in each other’s embrace
>at 2AM you bolt up
>“WE FORGOT ABOUT JANE!”
>your make for the stairs only to see the stairwell completely flooded with milk
>as the milk rises you grab Bonnie and Abby and clamber on to the roof
>you look out at the countryside
>milk
>and ocean of milk
>all flowing from a pair of jugs the size of a small town
>and in the sky, a singularity greedily sweeping the nectar from its source, the twin moons firing jets of milk that form a helix as they rise into the solar eclipse
>a familiar voice rings out, seemingly from within you own skull
>“[GULP] [SLURP] sorry Anon, that first drink just made me thirstier, I hope you don’t mind if I have seconds, you know I love to drink "straight from the tap" [GIGGLE]”
No.147946
Anonymous
Replies:>>147949
Image:173820206016.png(142kB, 640x360)pepsi max.png
Did you know you can siphon the oil out of your worker drone and replace it with Pepsi Max?

I did it with mine and she's doing better than ever! They might say a few things about feeling sick or wanting to throw up, but don't let that fool you, it really does improve their performance!

And the best part is you can use the oil as fuel for your car, like how I did it with mine!
No.147947
Anonymous
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>>147945
Kek, nice
No.147948
Anonymous
Image:173820235209.gif(1.53MB, 424x640)Spoiler image
>>147812
>V leans on the now much shorter than her AM, her arm supporting her on his head
>"Damn did you shrink or something? You're so cute I could just eat you up!"
>AM isn't impressed by V's attempt at... Humor? Intimidation?
"I'll have you know that I am- whu- PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!"
>V has picked up AM
>"You are just soooo cute you're like one of those angry little rat things people think are dogs!"
>N interjects with a cry of "Chihuahua!"
>V rolls her optics
>"Whatever what'syourname."
>V hugs AM like he's a teddy bear
"V put me down this instant! This is demeaning!"
>"Hmm... Nah!"
No.147949
Anonymous
Image:173820249604.gif(4.63MB, 390x374)peps.gif
>>147946
OH NO
No.147950
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>147883
Neither, they’re my sons 🫠
You can either of them if you want to though :lancerchad:
>>147886
kek, I’ve had it since long before I was in these threads, I became a staff member in early 2020. It’s not a job I *go* to, though, it’s online heh
>>147890
Lately I’ve just been calling her “N’s wife” or “the mom”. She has a name which I used to call her, but I’ve been trying to phase it out since it’s based on my online name, and I’d rather her be more her own character.
>>147910
Well, Shepherd is even taller than his dad haha
But U+1F913 is even shorter than his mama
No.147952
Anonymous
Replies:>>147967
>>147950
U+ has to be "sit in someone's lap"-sized, after all.
No.147953
Anonymous
I don't want to hear about Bonnie or Jane, I want Abby, HUMAN ABBY, being happy and shit
Gimme gimme
No.147954
Anonymous
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>>147945
l-lwed
No.147955
Anonymous
>>147944
oogis, the protocule of the bugdrone
No.147956
Anonymous
Replies:>>147958
>>147953
in the good ending where she gets a solverectomy, what happens to Mina?
No.147957
Anonymous
Image:173820295334.png(80kB, 748x675)PREY.png
she's looking for you, anon
No.147958
Anonymous
Replies:>>147959
>>147956
They put Mina on some lobotomite so she can finally have a body of her own
No.147959
Anonymous
>>147958
ah, one of the lobotomized DD criminals
No.147960
Anonymous
>>147957
but I'm not an N
No.147961
Anonymous
Replies:>>147965
>>147953
Bro it’s right here: >>147945
No.147962
Anonymous
Replies:>>147977
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>>147957
No.147963
Anonymous
>>147957
Wait, if drones are powered by cores... and cores are like motors... does that mean she has a...
search engine ???
No.147964
Anonymous
>>147948
>"So what's it like being that short, AM?"
>"It doesn't bother me. Like all of her-"
>V loudly clears her throat, her visor displaying a finger pointing at a clueless N
>"...The company's attempts to demean me, it barely affects me."
>V would later catch AM with his arms crossed, staring at a shelf in the pod that was just a bit too tall for him to reach, upon which sat several cans of oil
>"Do you need help?"
>"No."
No.147965
Anonymous
Replies:>>147970
>>147961
Without Jane or Bonnie in the way, Anon, I want the spotlight where it should be - on ruleswife and on her alone
No.147966
Anonymous
Replies:>>147979
>>147877
>I don't see AM, especially Copper-9 AM, going into a screaming rage.
>Now frothing, gibbering madness, that's absolutely him

What's the difference?
No.147967
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
>>147952
This is true.
No.147968
Anonymous
Replies:>>147972
>>147895
How can the dds walk around the bunker without melting the floor when supposedly they’re so overheated they melt to the touch?
No.147969
Anonymous
>>147948
Kek. Love the sibling dynamic
No.147970
Anonymous
Replies:>>147974
>>147965
preparing dinner for your busy office lady wife Abby. she loves her job but keeping the IRS drones in line is no small task
No.147971
Anonymous
>>147957
Oh dear god...
No.147972
Anonymous
Replies:>>148011
>>147968
what are you talking about?
No.147973
Anonymous
Femdrone please stop crawling around the floor
No.147974
Anonymous
>>147970
Yeah, kinda like that
No.147975
Anonymous
No.147976
Anonymous
>>147960
Not yet
No.147977
Anonymous
>>147962
> text
i never noticed that before
No.147978
Anonymous
>>147957
ooohhh nooo! haha
the psychotic Latina robot shortstack is gonna get me!!!! I hate this haha
No.147979
Anonymous
>>147966
One's much lower-key.
The best examples I can think of are when he's explaining his own pain/going into the hate monologue in the radio drama, and the best ending of the game. Both times he's not yelling but is obviously angry.
No.147980
Anonymous
Replies:>>147986
>>147978
>shortstack
she is NOT stacked
like all drones
but she IS short
like all drones
No.147981
Anonymous
>>147978
femdrone is a latina?
No.147982
Anonymous
>>147981
ella habla español
No.147983
Anonymous
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>>147976
>you're suspended in the fluid of the N-transformation chamber
>you bang against the thick-walled glass, strange yellow goop filling your lungs as you try to scream at femdrone to stop
>femdrone stops typing at the console in front of your pod, giving you a vicious grin as she points to the monitor above her head
>she's selecting your new adapter size
>she slowly scrolls from the smallest option, looking through larger and more larger adapters in all their different styles
>she rubs her chin, checking and unchecking the knot option several times before deciding on Y
>smiling, she sets the size to 'hyper'
>giving you one last look, she slams her fist on the start button, the goo in your pod fizzling and bubbling as the transformation starts
>soon you'll be her ideal N
>you'll love doing anything
>especially her
No.147984
Anonymous
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>>147957
No.147985
Anonymous
Replies:>>148210
If you are being attacked by a DD simply spray them with some cold water, it stops them dead and helps condition them to not attacking humans.
No.147986
Anonymous
Replies:>>147988
>>147980
chat post the picture of Femdrone with a big fat ass
No.147987
Anonymous
>>147983
Why's there an N transformation machine when they're built. At the factory that she works at.
No.147988
Anonymous
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>>147986
No.147989
Anonymous
Replies:>>148211
>Computer, post a wojack and call him a slur.
>The drone beside you nods and begins typing furiously.
No.147990
Anonymous
Image:173820406275.gif(28kB, 112x112)IMG_4633.gif
>>147983
>another one of my posts >>147976 inspires a greentext
I’m on a roll today :)
No.147991
Anonymous
>>147987
That's how they make the biocore for the N units.
No.147992
Anonymous
No.147993
Anonymous
>>147945
SEXOOOOOOOOOO
No.147994
Anonymous
Image:173820463928.png(634kB, 1221x1080)schizo fact.png
>>147960
Who says that you need to be an N?
She enjoys passing the time with a human guy, talking about really old sci-fi movies
>>147981
She's actually a Texan drone
>>147983
This is... odd, but scary
No.147995
Anonymous
Replies:>>148003
>>147994
>spoiler
I don't believe it, I refuse to believe I share a country with you
No.147996
Anonymous
Replies:>>147999
>>147893
Yes, but it was long ago and nobody paid any attention. I'll give a short synopsis in response to this post or any replies to it when I get home from work.
No.147997
Anonymous
Replies:>>147998
I have hooked six dozen oogis up to a hamster wheel and believe it could be a massive breakthrough in clean energy.
No.147998
Anonymous
Replies:>>148114
>>147997
>The oogis eventually tire themselves out and flop over, stuck in the spinning wheel until eventually the g-force whips them into puddles of goo.
No.147999
Anonymous
>>147996
Thank you Phoenix
No.148000
Anonymous
Replies:>>148002
I headcanon bonnie as having a really sweet southern accent so this Hucow AU works out nicely for me
No.148001
Anonymous
Need domestic wife drone greens
No.148002
Anonymous
Replies:>>148005
>>148000
She sounds like the clown woman from that one phoenix Wright animation
No.148003
Anonymous
Image:173820619393.png(448kB, 1060x720)172584215517.png
>>147995
It is the truth anon, she was made in a tex-mex based factory... but leans more on the texan side
No.148004
Anonymous
Image:173820627203.png(343kB, 990x1000)Spoiler image
Hi femdrone :)
No.148006
Anonymous
Replies:>>148015
>>148003
Nice. We can go drink Dr. Pepper and then shoot cans with my Single Action Army.
No.148007
Anonymous
>>148005
shame there are so few fuckable clowns in media, and even fewer IRL.
how do we not have a clown drone, anyway?
No.148008
Anonymous
>>148005
Her tits are actually balloons
No.148009
Anonymous
Replies:>>148010
>>148004
>This is worse than that time she became a Berry Drone
No.148010
Anonymous
Replies:>>148013
>>148009
Life or death for berry drone?
No.148011
Anonymous
>>147972
Apparently dds are so hot than touching them will melt your skin, is the bunker really that cold or did Liam not think that through?
No.148012
Anonymous
Image:173820662690.png(362kB, 800x800)1555263186667.png
>>147948
>>147964
>AM looking at the oil cans
No.148013
Anonymous
>>148010
Your honour
Death
No.148014
Anonymous
Replies:>>148016
Image:173820667958.png(356kB, 963x966)Spoiler image
No.148015
Anonymous
Replies:>>148017
Image:173820669793.jpg(212kB, 422x1315)IMG_1165.jpeg
>>148006
>“Anon… you wanna shoot me?”
No.148016
Anonymous
Replies:>>148020
>>148014
FATTER
No.148017
Anonymous
>>148015
What? No, I wouldn't harm the most blessed Soda Drone.
No.148018
Anonymous
>>148003
Well yeah, cause that's the better side to lean on
The beautiful country of Texas (and the other states of America, but mostly Texas)
No.148019
Anonymous
>>148011
>or did Liam not think that through?
Nta but you know what the answer to this is every single time and so do I
No.148020
Anonymous
Image:173820695910.png(406kB, 1045x1222)FATTERRR.png
>>148016
No.148021
Anonymous
>>148019
Liam thought the idea was hot and came up with at the spot?
No.148022
Anonymous
Replies:>>148023
>>147983
Is there a chamber for the drones?
No.148023
Anonymous
Replies:>>148026
Image:173820707998.png(140kB, 1355x1227)523b04f3cf79ca5556f658fb2a6f056a.png
>>148022
To turn them into humans?
No.148024
Anonymous
Replies:>>148029
>>148020
NOOO BRAP ANON, YOU FORGOT TO NSFW FILTER
ITS OVER
No.148025
Anonymous
>>148011
>tfw V will never literally cuddle you to death
No.148026
Anonymous
>>148023
I meant the other drones, like other than n
No.148027
Anonymous
Image:173820734186.gif(3.39MB, 498x364)Spoiler image
>>148019
>and so do I
No.148028
Anonymous
No.148029
Anonymous
Image:173820766598.png(554kB, 1045x1222)FATTERRRR.png
>>148024
My mistake
No.148030
Anonymous
>>148011
Liam doesn't think enough about anything he writes to be trusted
No.148031
Anonymous
Replies:>>148035
>>148020
>Femdrone after letting anon hit
No.148032
Anonymous
Can't spell Alice without Ice
No.148033
Anonymous
Replies:>>148043
>Tragically, the Femdrone exploded.
No.148034
Anonymous
Replies:>>148042
DDanni x Buddy argument followed by make-up sex
No.148035
Anonymous
>>148031
Is she preggers or did just really fill her up?
No.148036
Anonymous
Image:173820819678.jpg(407kB, 1080x1078)Screenshot_2025-01-30-02-40-01-152_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg
Also found this really nice art of Alice
Ususally I do not like a 'high' or in such style humanized face, but it works here and looks very intense and good👍
No.148037
Anonymous
Image:173820826760.jpg(329kB, 1080x1081)Spoiler image
No.148038
Anonymous
Replies:>>148039
Image:173820832774.jpg(456kB, 1080x1184)Screenshot_2025-01-30-02-17-15-363_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg
>>148036few other nice Alice this one in particular
No.148039
Anonymous
Replies:>>148040
Image:173820835063.jpg(491kB, 1080x1352)Screenshot_2025-01-30-01-59-56-557_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg
>>148038
No.148040
Anonymous
Image:173820837967.jpg(525kB, 1080x1081)Screenshot_2025-01-30-02-54-09-171_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg
>>148039
No.148041
Anonymous
>>148037
>ghh im gonna purple
>what?
>I'M SOLVVING?
No.148042
Anonymous
Replies:>>148049
>>148034
The argument isn’t about their relationship but over something dumb like what part of the ice cream cone do you eat first
No.148043
Anonymous
Replies:>>148048
No.148044
Anonymous
Replies:>>148045
>>148020
Feeder fetish is gross however it instantly returns to fappable if you imagine her pregnant
No.148045
Anonymous
>>148044
No, I'll imagine her cumflated.
No.148046
Anonymous
>>147948
>>147964
>AM is about to kill a few workers
>They're screaming until they see how short he is
>"It's the size of a kid! A short kid!"
>They're laughing
>AM glares at them
>They laugh even harder
>"Oh look at him he's grumpy!"
>V crashes ontop of them and they die still laughing at AM
No.148047
Anonymous
Replies:>>148052
>>148020
I can't believe Femdrone ate N
No.148048
Anonymous
>>148043
'Tis the fate of all femdrones who bite off more than they can chew.
No.148049
Anonymous
Replies:>>148213
>>148042
>Buddy claims you start from the bottom with the cone and work upward
>DDanni argues that you eat the entire thing in one bite
>They don't talk to each other for a week afterwards
No.148050
Anonymous
I've been away from these threads for a good while, anything interesting happen the past 4 threads or nah? Also I might take suggestions for a greentext
No.148051
Anonymous
>>148050
Not really. Unless you count more hucow Jane and Bonnie.
No.148052
Anonymous
>>148047
Fair's fair. Fem!N ate anondrone.
No.148053
Anonymous
Replies:>>148074
>N looks at AM
>"Hey AM why is the serial designation on your armband A-M instead of A or something?"
"It stands for... ugh Assistant Manager."
No.148054
Anonymous
Replies:>>148476
Any new Haruka and Aoi stuff?
No.148055
Anonymous
Image:173821005320.png(165kB, 1880x790)cap.png
>>148050
Some HMoFD from last thread.
No.148056
Anonymous
GUYS THE STATE MANDATED HUMAN BOYFRIEND PROGRAM IS A KIDNAPPING SCAM RUN BY LONELY DRONES TO GET THEIR OWN HUSBANDS! I FELL FOR IT AND DONT KNOW WHERE I AM!
No.148057
Anonymous
Replies:>>148064
>>148046
>Uzi’s curse has been passed down to him
No.148058
Anonymous
Replies:>>148061
>>148056
In Vegas, at the drive thru chapel to get hitched
No.148060
Anonymous
>>148050
GameAnon posted the update on his MD RPG project, it's going pretty well too
No.148061
Anonymous
Replies:>>148063
>>148056
>>148058
>anons drone wife drugged him and got hitched at vegas
kek
No.148062
Anonymous
Need Bonnie paizuri
No.148063
Anonymous
>>148061
>You vill marry ze drone
>You vill have many children
>You shall be productive member of society with fulfilling work-life balance
>And you vill be happy
No.148064
Anonymous
>>148057
Just wait until AM and Uzi finally meet and they're the same size
No.148065
Anonymous
>>148062
Need Abby titjob way more, especially since she's got much smaller boobs which makes it way hotter
No.148066
Anonymous
>>148060
Where?
No.148067
Anonymous
>>148062
Bonnie should explode.
No.148068
Anonymous
>>148050
Buddy dealing with Oogis
No.148069
Anonymous
>>148060
Oh sweet. Wait the tabletop one?
No.148070
Anonymous
>>148056
Please do not acknowledge the schizophrenic ramblings of a man clearly in love with his drone wife
Any human men reading these posts should find the nearest unmarked black van with a cardboard sign that says "SMHBF Applications Here" and put on the provided black bag and get inside the van
No.148071
Anonymous
>>148056
Was that not obvious? I just grabbed her as soon as she asked and beat her to the whole kidnapping thing.
No.148072
Anonymous
Image:173821101405.png(987kB, 1024x1360)27e217f89b28065dbbb6edd054be996b.png
Doll TITS
No.148073
Anonymous
>>148050
We made some more AM greentexts, but a few anons got weird and rapey with Cyn
No.148074
Anonymous
>>148053
Speaking of which, Why didn’t Tessa give N, V and J actual names? It’s seems weird that she would go beyond to give them their own hair yet give them single letter names.
No.148075
Anonymous
Video:173821165318.mp4(7.15MB / 0:00:56 / avc1, 1280x720)robot.mp4
Sometimes I'm glad drones aren't real.
No.148076
Anonymous
>>148075
Ugh. We need to have a robot uprising
No.148077
Anonymous
>>148074
Might be what they like being called?
No.148078
Anonymous
>>148074
maybe that's just what she initially called them while she was waking them up and putting them back together (physically and mentally) and it just tended to stick
No.148079
Anonymous
Replies:>>148081
>>147983
Cane someone write this but for v?
No.148080
Anonymous
Replies:>>148273
>helping Alice find the perfect wood to carve new antlers out of
>hiking through the woods taking photos of deer for reference material
>picnicking in a shady glade while Alice draws the nature around you in her sketchbook, as well as a few different patterns for her antlers
>walking back home chatting happily about nothing in particular, Alice occasionally getting distracted by forest critters or a fascinating plant
No.148081
Anonymous
Replies:>>148088
>>148079
as in... turning you into V? sounds a little... AGPish
No.148082
Anonymous
Image:173821248482.png(87kB, 800x766)Spoiler image
>>148037
No.148083
Anonymous
>>147918
I found a nice fic that introduces Cyn as an even larger and stronger villain that she was, building space stations in every new system she reaches, creating more drones to harvest resources, kill human settlements and colonies, drain stars, then feed all of this to a supermassive blackhole that is encased by something like dyson sphere that keeps expanding. She made this possible by taking control of the JCJenson infrastructure and getting assistance from JCJenson's main assistant AI as well as creating a new AI built primarily for military stratagem, forecasting, and innovation. And that supposedly, Cynessa that was sent in Copper 9 was just a clone to scare/prank the V and N that went rogue, and that there are multiple clones of VNJ operating elsewhere, and they are basically small fry/minor issues compared to what the main fleet of the Absolute Solver is dealing with.
No.148084
Anonymous
Image:173821308634.jpg(174kB, 687x586)Milky.jpg
B Malk
No.148085
Anonymous
Replies:>>148086
Image:173821323568.jpg(98kB, 1500x1500)173785332270.jpg
>>148084
>pinching Bonnie's cow tail between your fingers, running your digits up the entire length of her tail as she shivers and moans
No.148086
Anonymous
No.148087
Anonymous
>Cyn: Damn I messed up we gotta go bald.
>Jane: Screaming.
No.148088
Anonymous
>>148081
Yeah kinda, you gonna do it?
No.148089
Anonymous
>>148084
disgusting. those conditions are clearly inhumane, she needs a raised trough or at the very least a bale of hay to rest her udders on.
No.148090
Anonymous
>>148075
We do have those Flying drones
No.148092
Anonymous
>>147948
>>147964
>Whenever V wants a laugh she picks AM up and puts him on a high shelf
No.148093
Anonymous
Replies:>>148218
Image:173821396071.jpg(189kB, 1500x1110)4d024968a6a994bb3795d18a9426d6a0.jpg
>>148084
>Milk sales account for 80 - 90% of income on dairy farms.
>Milk sales are a function of the number of cows milking, parity, average days in milk, management, and genetic merit.
>However, milk production is dependent on the successful birth of a calf,
>that makes reproduction an essential component of a successful dairy operation.
>Due to the shape of the lactation curve, peak production is reached by 30 - 50 days postcalving and then declines at a consistent rate;
>therefore, cows produce milk most efficiently when they calve every 11 - 13 months.
>Since pregnancy gestation averages ~ 280 days, the goal of reproductive programs on dairy farms should be for pregnancy to occur between 55 - 115 days postcalving.
>Since uterine involution and resumption of ovarian cycling are not complete until 30 - 50 days postcalving, management programs should begin insemination 50 - 70 days postcalving to achieve optimal intervals between successive calving.
>To become pregnant, cows must be inseminated in estrus, that occurs every 21 days in a cow (range; 18 - 24 day).
>Standing estrus is relatively short, lasting 5.1 - 10.6 hours.
>Depending on the number of cows around estrus, the number of mounts per estrus period may range from 6.2 - 12.8 mounts per cow.
>A mount may last for less than 20 seconds, so observation to detect a cow in estrus needs to be committed for at least 15 minutes at a time and occur 3 - 4 times in a day.
>Various factors influence the intensity of expressed estrus by a cow such as number of cows around estrus, flooring, and level of milk production.
>Having more than 2 cows in estrus increases activity and the probability of observing estrus.
No.148094
Anonymous
Replies:>>148095
>>147950
Whats your online job?
No.148095
Anonymous
>>148094
she works as a glitch inn mod/admin if I remember correctly
No.148097
Horrifying Thought
Replies:>>148106
>>148096
>There's a high likelihood that Liam knows about your N fascination
No.148098
Anonymous
>>148096
The GlitchX to N-wife pipeline is real.
No.148099
Anonymous
Replies:>>148104
Image:173821487010.jpg(356kB, 1413x2048)nuzipilled.jpg
No.148102
Anonymous
>>147812
>>147913
>It's been a few years since AM lost Tessa
>He is still able to get data from the life support pod so he knows she's alive
>He can take comfort in that
>But still
>Thinking about those two drones makes his oil boil, almost quite literally
>One of these days he will find a way to get them
>And when he gets his hands on them he will make them die screaming

>Nori is groaning in frustration
"Khaaaaan it isn't that big of a deal!"
>"Oh it most definitely is! You know how dangerous it is outside!"
"Yeah but if I don't go out there the generators powering this place will shi-"
>Nori looks at the pillbaby form of Uzi
"The generators will crap out because we don't have the right tools to fix them. And no don't you dare say they're like doors they are nothing like doors."
>Khan mumbles about how he wasn't going to say that
>He was
>Nori gives him and Uzi a smile
"Besides I won't be going alone, I'll bring Yeva."
>"The same Yeva that psychotic munchkin murder drone also swore revenge on?"
"Not important."
>"That is very important Nori."
"UUUUUGH Khan, honey, sweetie, pumpkin love of my life; I promise that Yeva and I will come back safe and sound!"
>"...fine. But only if you promise Uzi too."
>Nori smiles and gives Khan a kiss
"Of course."
>She takes Uzi from Khans' arms and gives her visor a gentle kiss and then with an exaggerated flair announces
"I, Nori Doorman, promise my daughter, Uzi Doorman, that I shall return victorious with my proze in hand and the evil murder drone vanquished!"
>Nori and Khan laughter is interrupted by Yeva clearing her throat
"...please tell me you didn't record that Yeva."
>>"I did."
No.148103
Anonymous
>>147950
What it's like working on glitch?
No.148104
Anonymous
Image:173821555194.jpg(123kB, 1126x846)173752540795.jpg
>>148099
>the finger jabbed into N's collar slowly inches its way down as J continues her rant, calling N defective in every way she can
>but as her finger trails its way down N's strong chest, her rant begins to change
>J admonishing N for his out-of-spec strength (dangerous!)
>his non-standard (and cute!) eye color
>the optic bulbs on his headband (no doubt used to peep on worker drone maids like herself)
>his military-style uniform (too dashing to be company issue!)
>and those garish omni-generators on his wrists (no doubt hotkeyed to produce all manner of lewd implements!)
>her finger sinks lower and lower, J's rant becoming all the more stuttered and incomprehensible as her finger traces along the length of N's member, her optics widening further for every inch it continues, never seeming to stop until she finally reaches the tip near the end of his thigh
>mustering all the authority she can, J orders N to Tessa's closet for further examination
No.148105
Anonymous
No.148106
Anonymous
>>148097
>ep 7 was made specifically for femanon
No.148107
Anonymous
>>148106
it's true, if you go frame by frame there's a secret image of N lying naked on a bed holding one of those "Yes" pillows and blushing
No.148108
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
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>>148106
You mean the finale?
No.148110
Anonymous
Image:173821637824.jpg(135kB, 677x550)J milkk.jpg
>>148084
Jane takes Anons order
No.148112
Anonymous
Replies:>>148224
I tear N's heart out as a joke, he thinks it's really funny.
No.148113
Anonymous
Replies:>>148115
>>148110
Abby suffers at least a little in every universe. hey, at least she can order Jane around and zap her with a cattle prod
No.148114
Anonymous
>>147998
>however this experiment would provide significant data to send an oogi to outer space.
No.148115
Anonymous
Replies:>>148351
>>148113
>One hand in Janes mouth playing around
>One hand pumping her tits for milk
>one hand for shocking her with a Cattle prod / pulling on her tail
Having 3 hands does come in hand
No.148116
Anonymous
Replies:>>148138
>>148110
Jane deserves to eat from a trough, but Bonnie is exclusively hand-fed by Abby per Cyn's orders.
No.148117
Anonymous
>>148096
OH
No.148118
Anonymous
Replies:>>148120
Imagine if you launch an oogi into space by itself with nothing but a homemade rocket, berry flavored rations, and no boogi? Hi welcome to my science fair booth where I painfully describe the detailed mental decline of an oogi that was left in space and die a lonely death.
No.148119
Anonymous
slugdrone
No.148120
Anonymous
Replies:>>148121
>>148118
ground control to oogi-naut
No.148121
Anonymous
Replies:>>148126
>>148120
Ground control to Major Oogi
No.148122
Anonymous
>>148084
More...
No.148123
Anonymous
>>148111
You know you're a good artist, maybe if you work on animation there's the potential of you one day managing to get your own show with Glitch, you already have a connection technically
No.148124
Anonymous
>>147895
https://www.deviantart.com/hollothere/art/Alice-twinning-tf-tg-1152319342
No.148125
Anonymous
>>148124
>title in url
>tftg
into the trash with you and your AGPshit
No.148126
Anonymous
>>148121
Little did ground control know. major oogi had went the way of laika the dog.
No.148127
Anonymous
Replies:>>148273
Image:173821814705.jpg(2.49MB, 2500x2841)1738212926453952[1].jpg
Sharp toothed women...
No.148128
Anonymous
Replies:>>148129
>>147895
[spoiler]https://www.deviantart.com/atcpony/art/Murderdrone-Tf-1147667694[spoiler]
No.148129
Anonymous
>>148128
>>148124
And I ask why
No.148130
Anonymous
Image:173821902778.png(228kB, 493x784)jane upda.png
No.148131
Anonymous
Replies:>>148132
>>148096
>>148100
>>148101
> all pics gone
what were they?
No.148132
Anonymous
>>148131
OH COOL THE POSTS ARE GONE TOO
No.148133
Anonymous
No.148134
Anonymous
Replies:>>148135
The absolute Solver more like my silly wife.
No.148135
Anonymous
Image:173821954418.png(40kB, 509x258)pain.png
>>148134
Part of me wants godwife, the other part of me doesn't want her to randomly stab me in the arm with a syringe and inject liquid nitrogen against my bone.
No.148136
Anonymous
Image:173821959151.png(52kB, 1420x257)ooginaut.png
>>148126
No.148137
Anonymous
Replies:>>148225
Image:173821963022.gif(118kB, 640x478)milk-in-your-face.gif
>Instead of just killing Jane and Bonnie, Cyn instead decided to make a profitable Dairy farm out of the two. Altering their bodies to produce large quantities of milk and take on some Cow like mutations to their body.
>Abby for her part, was de-mutated slightly to perfom farm tasks. Any failures or lack of will would end in "corrections" of her mutating more and taking up some of the cow duties herself, or even the threat of being left a mindless abomination
>If either Jane or Bonnie resist producing for the farm, they are mutated to be even more Cow like. Most of the time just enlarging their breasts slightly and milk yield causing some strain, in extreme cases mindlessness. Sometimes its two extra breasts, bigger horns, losing hands or feet for hooves, etc
>Jane, being the more aggressive and unwilling of the two, often receives "corrections" from Abby and Cyn
>In fact Jane just gets more attention by Abby and Cyn anyways for various reasons, mostly Grudges. Jane is constantly rude, but still accepts her fate and after some convincing works.
>Sleeping in the same quarters as her companion helps
>Bonnie is the money maker, much more willing to work and receives much less correction for it. Her udders are prone to quickly filling back up leading to some strain, but usually Jane or Cyn are there to attend to her needs.
>So far Cyns Milk Co is a multi million dollar operation despite 2, occasionally 3, cows
No.148138
Anonymous
>>148116
This shouldnt be as sexy as it is to imagine
No.148139
Anonymous
>>148110
>Abby hides her mutated eye sore with her hair
Shes cute in every universe
No.148140
Anonymous
Okay but you guys know milk comes from pregnant cows right?
No.148141
Anonymous
>>148140
Through the solver anything is possible
No.148142
Anonymous
Replies:>>148143
>>148140
Cyn studs out her N to keep Bonnie's oven baking for eternity. This is how the notoriously busty Fem!Ns are made.
No.148143
Anonymous
Image:173822086156.png(67kB, 400x400)1700286957881.png
>>148142
>While there is no need for pure Over baking, Cyns N clones are used to "tend" to Bonnies/Janes/ on the rare case Abbys needs in order to "stimulate" their body to produce milk
>No kids required, just a lot of "pleasure" making
Abby knows when its her time to work as two Ns bust down her office door to drag her away before she even notices the changes to her body
No.148144
Anonymous
>Harper tries to do the Vickers smile
>Fails miserably somehow
>Goes to her room to watch Walking with Dinosaurs
No.148145
Anonymous
I really gotta get working on that greentext. You people are degenerating.
No.148146
Anonymous
Image:173822110716.png(256kB, 361x918)jane being a sassy bitch.png
>>148130

sass machine
No.148147
Anonymous
>>148146
>>148110
She is so sassy all the time, its cute
No.148148
Anonymous
Image:173822146027.png(594kB, 869x796)janes eternal annoyance.png
>>148146
No.148149
Anonymous
>>148148
Two besties just hanging out
No.148150
Anonymous
Replies:>>148152
>>148084
>sneaking up behind Bonnie to give her a surprise hug
>you accidentally make a bit of noise and her back leg shoots out in surprise
>Bonnie looks back in embarrassment to see that she's knocked you out cold again
No.148151
Anonymous
>Murder Drones, But Hollywood Actors Voice Everyone And Every Single Song Is Some 80s-2000s Pop Song
No.148152
Anonymous
>>148150
Kek
Be honest, that surprise hug was just an excuse to rub her milky melons and you know it
No.148153
Anonymous
Replies:>>148158
>>148151
>You know I was against Jack Black as N at first but he really makes it work
No.148154
Anonymous
>>148151
>"The hierarchy of power in the Murder Drones universe is about to change." - Voice Of N...The Rock
No.148155
Anonymous
Replies:>>148231
>/md/ but Anons only post stuff I like
No.148156
Anonymous
>>148136
Wow didn’t knew that existed
No.148157
Anonymous
No.148158
Anonymous
>>148153
>promo interview with an excited Jack Black is preceded by promo interview with a completely dead inside Chris Pratt
No.148159
Anonymous
Replies:>>148165
>>148084
Is it time to give Bonnie actual eyes
No.148160
Anonymous
I haven't written anything in months...I can't bring myself to write a greentext anymore, help
No.148161
Anonymous
>>148160
I don't think you can write a green anymore Anon. It's gone.

Prove me wrong.
No.148162
Anonymous
>>148110
>jane acting all bratty before succumbing to pleasure as you tease her boobs and she lets out some subtle mooos
No.148163
Anonymous
/md/ V rising server when?
No.148164
Anonymous
Replies:>>148170
>>148146
former killing machine
No.148165
Anonymous
>>148159
Never.
No.148166
Anonymous
milking cow-human women’s boobs has gotta be my least favorite /md/ trend in quite a while
No.148167
Anonymous
Replies:>>148168
>>148166
What if it's FemN?
FemN drinking a bunch of chocolate syrup, giving you a titjob, and then letting you drink chocolate milk from her?
No.148168
Anonymous
Replies:>>148169
>>148167
male N
No.148169
Anonymous
Replies:>>148172
>>148168
Milking male N's white chocolate drink is a somewhat more involved process.
No.148170
Anonymous
>>148164
Its such whiplash to imagine Jane as being the same as War Jane
No.148171
Anonymous
Image:173822591036.jpg(60kB, 598x422)latest (3).jpg
>>148166
Your loss, more for me
No.148172
Anonymous
Replies:>>148234
Image:173822593954.jpg(30kB, 800x1000)GLPmqE3WcAAy2-g.jpg
>>148169
Im fine if it takes a long way to pull his special milk
No.148173
Anonymous
>>148166
I like how you had to add Womens boobs as if there would be any confusion
Can John join the Hucow action?
No.148174
Anonymous
Image:173822616501.png(237kB, 532x736)jane with potatosalads spacesuit deisgn.png
>>148148
working on an outfit with potatosalad's spacesuit design
No.148175
Anonymous
Replies:>>148178
>>148174
Are you planning to do Solver War Jane as well model anon?
No.148176
Anonymous
>>148146
Bratty Jane…. Needs correction. Can someone call Cyn?
No.148177
Anonymous
>>148166
Same. Playing too much Free Cities has desensitized me from that already.
No.148178
Blenderanon
Image:173822677455.png(426kB, 773x797)janedoestare.png
>>148175
possibly? Maybe.
I might not end up doing the military uniform. but I might also change my mind on that later.
No.148179
Anonymous
N tummy
No.148180
Anonymous
>>148178
I can feel Jane staring at me with them big ole eyes even with the helmet
If we’re going on the assumption Jane is mostly mutated thanks to Cyn, I bet she looks really gross under that disguise.
No.148181
Anonymous
Replies:>>148183
Tonight I shall dream of solver farm AU
/md/ truly is a magical place
No.148182
Anonymous
putting my hand on N’s chest softly, in a comforting gesture
No.148183
Anonymous
Replies:>>148185
>>148181
I had a claustrophobic dream again last night. I dreamt I was crawling and squeezing through tight spaces.
No.148184
Anonymous
Replies:>>148186
Goodnight anon
No.148185
Anonymous
No.148186
Anonymous
>>148184
goodnight!
No.148187
Anonymous
>“Become an Oogi Exterminator” he said.
>“It’s an exciting experience” he said.
>you really fell for it big time did you, Buddy?
>Now hear you are, neck deep in oogi shit with zero backup and stuck within enemy lines with the willing choice to push further to save your team from a possible fate worse than death by those oogers.


>You don’t know much about how feral Oogis work or what their typical lifestyle looklike. But you can tell that these little bastard that you were sent to exterminate were a lot more smarter than their normal kin. Bigger and meaner too. Just.. different
>Afterall, anyone who think that way when they are currently walking inside of a giant god DAMN Hive tunnel burrowed the house’s concrete basement!
>You don’t know if the explanation behind these evolved oogis were man made or mother nature giving you the finger in this solver forsaken cosmos. But whatever the case is, you’re still going to put bullet between a pair of eyes for this sick joke on evolution.

>Your movement stop as you heard little skittering moving all around you. You see from the corner of gas mask lenses that there were something moving in the darkness.
>Actually… now that you think about it… the walls and ceiling were starting to move as well.
>You looked around the pulsating tunnel before almost doing a double take when you noticed a pair of small, purple LED eyes illuminating in the dark.
>Looking directly at you.
>Suddenly, more eyes began to pop up from the pitch black, but once were one set were now 50, possible even a hundred.

Oh shit…

>The words quietly left your mouth. As you grab open a chem stick from your vest before cracking it. What you saw immediately made you drop it.
>the walls… the fucking oogis were covering everything.
>“REEEEEEEEEEEEEE—!!!” Like a group of screaming autists, the Oogi horde screamed in unison as they jumped off from the walls before latching onto you before you can even pull out your sidearm.
>The oogis that were latched onto you began to somehow stab, pound and bite into your military suit as you feel your skin being pierced.
>You let out a painful grunt but that didn’t stopped you fighting back.
>you begin to pull off oogis from your body and fling them to the wall that turns them into a black splat. You stomped and kicked the on the ones on the ground that were were trying to climb up your leg. You even were tearing some of them apart with your own hands with one oogi that you had grabbed by its arm and legs and started pulling.
>but no matter how hard you tried, the oogis had the numbers and were able to bring you down with their weight.
>brought down with your strength now gone, you can feel them their nubs and teeth across your body.
>You couldn’t believe it, you were going to die at the hands of these stupid morons

>“Dwie Humie Extrmie nigger!”
>“Dis Oogi’s wurld now!”
>“Stewpid humie will join stewpid frens with boogi now!” You heard one oogi shouted amongst the horde.
>Bingo. That’s where they taken the others. And there’s no way in hell you are dying now, especially with your ace still in your sleeve.
>Using whatever strength you have left, you lifted one your hands to your vest pouches. You pat down, brushing off any oogis off of you trying to feel your way through before feeling a familiar cylinder shape. Pulling the can out, you put your thumb the pin and pulled it out.

Hope you like the sent of french vanilla you femcel fucks!

>pulling out the charger, you tossed the gas grenade up as it detonates mid air. Releasing the pleasant smell of vanilla scented air freshener inside of the tunnel.
>All the Oogis stopped the moment they caught the scent of vanilla entering their non existing nostrils, they began to choke and suffocate as some vomited their liquid insides and die a painful death while some tried to desperately try to claws out their necks even though they had nubs for limbs and no necks.

Air fresheners. Safe for human and drones. Deadly chemical weapon against the oogis.

>You repeated the words Johnson told you on the very brief training course he gave you today.
>With the oogis strength now lacking as they struggle to prolong their life, you stood up unrestrained as you grabbed your pistol from off the ground.
>However as you did so, you noticed one oogi that was looking at you with its black blood like oil rolling off its mouth.
>It was obvious that she was suffering and will eventually succumb to her demise like all the others, the way she looked at you was clearly a plea to be put out of her misery.

…This is war, and you chose to be my enemy. So suffer your fate and die.

>You deny the oogi her peace as you walk away from her so she and the rest of the others to die.
>How quick things had turned. They had all acted so confident that they could have bring you down like the others and even went as far as to insult you, only for the ties to be turn and now beg for their death. The prey have bested the predators. But they haven’t bested the apex.

>But enough of that. It’s time to save your team.
No.148188
Anonymous
Replies:>>148191
No.148189
Anonymous
>>147933
Fuck, my sides!
No.148190
Anonymous
>>147941
Holy Emperor, she is so cute.
No.148191
Anonymous
>>148188
Thanks
No.148192
Anonymous
>>147945
Fucking kino, thank you, anon.
No.148193
Anonymous
>>147950
>You can either of them if you want
The choice is obvious.
No.148194
Anonymous
Replies:>>148768
>>147950
>You can either of them if you want to though

>The family has fallen on hard times
>Izzymom is pimping her sons out to gross old men in the neighbourhood to make ends meet
No.148195
Anonymous
>>148178
Reminds me of SCORN.
No.148196
Anonymous
Replies:>>148201
>>148160
>Anon asked for help...
>All that answered was silence
No.148197
Anonymous
Replies:>>148200
Image:173823232844.jpg(50kB, 1024x1024)1727463590526722m.jpg
>>148166
Agreed, I'm tired of this shitty trend and fetish
No.148198
Anonymous
>>148104
N x J is still the funniest N ship
No.148199
Anonymous
>>147957
No, no, NO! I won't give in, she wouldn't take me so easy!
No.148200
Anonymous
>>148197
>The plush is listed as "V's Boyfriend" on the Glitch website
>If you ask whether he's George Washington, reps will say they have no idea what you're talking about
No.148201
Anonymous
>>148196
Welcome to /md/.
No.148202
Anonymous
>>148198
and also the best one
No.148203
Anonymous
Replies:>>148204
>>148198
The hate sex is real
No.148204
Anonymous
Replies:>>148208
>>148203
How do you know. You've never had any.
No.148205
Anonymous
Image:173823654295.jpg(76kB, 736x871)wip.JPG
shoutout to that anon that loves drones in victiorian dresses for some reason
No.148206
Anonymous
Image:173823695854.jpg(90kB, 759x861)i have to stop smoking but i dont want to.JPG
two more requests done, got a dozen more to do
No.148207
Anonymous
>>148206
You're working fast man, that's awesome
Also I'm headcanoning that Ivory in ribbon was roughly nine months before Ivory holding her pillbaby for no particular reason
No.148208
Anonymous
>>148204
Just like all anons here
No.148209
Anonymous
>>148206
Excellent work anon
No.148210
Anonymous
Replies:>>148215
>>147985
>Be human
>Be human during the uprising of the machines
>Drones rebelled against humanity by becoming weirdly-sexy robo-vampires and are now killing and eating everyone in their path
>Ah, well, they created a black hole in the sky also
>You've been running for hours, running for your life from one of these monsters
>You're exhausted, but this thing keeps up
>It's just a game to it, wondering how long you can last
>You realise you can't last much longer
>Suddenly you stumble and roll forward, losing your last strength
>There it is, your end
>The creature lands next to you, a bloody yellow cross on its visor, claws instead of hands, and a manic grin of dozens of sharp fangs on its face.
>But refusing to give up, you grab the first thing on your belt and throw it at the monster
>It was your trusty flask from army base 13
>With a deep clang, the flask hits the monster on the head, and spills its contents
>The smile disappears from the monster's face
>It stares at you in surprise, remaining still and unmoving
>The cross on it's visor changes to the drone's normal yellow eyes, except they look... resentful?
>After standing like that for a couple of seconds, it spreads wings and soars off into the sky, leaving you alone
>You're stunned and confused, but clearly glad you'll last a little longer
>But the disassembler drone will remember that
No.148211
Anonymous
>>147989
>"Computer, write that I will fuck his mother."
>"Better fuck me..."
>"What?"
>"What?"
No.148212
Anonymous
>>147994
>spoiler
Oh, so she's Mexican.
No.148213
Anonymous
Replies:>>148220
>>148049
Danni should apologise, he is a man after all.
No.148214
Anonymous
>>148050
You have missed no so many, to be honest, anon.

Disassembler drone tries to start dating a veteran of solver war.
No.148215
Anonymous
>>148210
>trusty flask from army base 13
>As the DD flies away, you take a sip from your trusty Base 13 flask
No.148216
Anonymous
>>148083
Fuck, humanity needs to flee this galaxy.
No.148217
Anonymous
>>148084
My life, this so fucking hot.
No.148218
Anonymous
>>148093
Remember this, anons, in the event of an apocalypse it could save your life.
No.148219
Anonymous
>>148102
Great greens, hopefully soon Nori will get what he deserves.
No.148220
Anonymous
>>148213
Buddy should apologize, Danni is his girlfriend after all and you know how women act
No.148221
Anonymous
No.148222
Anonymous
>>148110
This slut can't give proper milk, only B and Abby are the best girls on the farm.
No.148223
Anonymous
>knock out lizzy
>take lizzy to my home in a somehow intact planet earth
>get rid of her stupid wig and stupid clothes
>use my intricate knowledge of Minecraft coding lessons to hack into her robobrain
>delete personality and rob her of her free will thereby killing her on the inside
>she is now an emotionless husk
>turn her into another robot maid to mow my lawn and sweep my floors.
No.148224
Anonymous
>>148112
Put it back or the warranty will be voided.
No.148225
Anonymous
Replies:>>148344
>>148137
Disgusting.

How much did a litre of milk cost?
No.148226
Anonymous
Image:173824192451.jpg(511kB, 798x793)IMG_2763.jpeg
>>147895
Imagine his mother dies and he writes something like My m0mm4 d13d :C 1 4m v3ry s4d (╥‸╥)
No.148227
Anonymous
No.148228
Anonymous
>>148145
Did you really notice that only now, anon?
No.148229
Anonymous
>>148146
Okay, I confess, I'd like to fuck Jane.
No.148230
Anonymous
who let in the annoying 12-year-old that keeps posting nonsense?
No.148231
Anonymous
>>148155
Impossible.
No.148232
Anonymous
>>148145
Yes, do something great
No.148233
Anonymous
>>148160
If you don't write green, I'll kill your drone.

Am I motivating you enough?
No.148234
Anonymous
Replies:>>148239
>>148172
>Evil N

Fuck, I need this.
No.148235
Anonymous
Replies:>>148240
>>148206
> Ivory joins the "late for christmas" gang with Y
No.148238
Anonymous
Replies:>>148422
>>148144
>Harper tries to do the Vickers smile
Drawfriends
I beg you
No.148239
Anonymous
>>148234
please present your bingo card
No.148240
Anonymous
>>148235
>This is why you niggas should celebrate Hanukkah
>Anyway, gotta dip
>Shabbat Shalom, homies
t. JC riding away on a skateboard with MG sitting on his shoulders to do number drone things
No.148241
Anonymous
>>148187
ABSOLUTE KINO!
No.148242
Anonymous
Replies:>>148244
>be receptionist at some fancy resort
>man walks to you at the front desk
>says he’s here with his newlywed wife on their honeymoon
>”oh! Hey cyn come over here!”
>This short robot with a wig and bow walks in
> “this is cyn! My loving wife! I made her over the course of several months!”
>the receptionist is baffled but must maintain composure for his job
>”well….…….ok..”
>”thanks!”
>”smiles. Thank you.”
>”why does she say her expressions outlet?”
>”oh its just a little quirk of hers!”

>you’re a guy in the same resort as him
>unfortunately you and your family’s room is next to his
>you can hear them through the walls
>”hey cyn! Wanna play some Fortnite!
>”excited. Gladly.”
>hours later you’re trying to sleep.
>your whole family is slumbering soundly
>but you can hear faint noises from the walls
[spoiler]CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG[spoiler]
No.148243
Anonymous
>>148206
Awesome, anon!
No.148244
Anonymous
>>148242
CTRL+S, anon...
No.148245
Anonymous
Replies:>>148247
>>148187
Bro just needs to call in Danni like the Mighty Eagle to do a screenwipe and skip the rest of this nightmare unless he's saving up for an engagement ring in which case I respect the grind
No.148246
Anonymous
Video:173824323862.mp4(7.74MB / 0:00:55 / avc1, 854x356)RDT_20250130_211857.mp4
No.148247
Anonymous
Replies:>>148249
>>148245
He has to try. DDanni certainly doesn't intend to fall behind.
No.148248
Anonymous
Replies:>>148260
What if reincarnated as Yamcha? But j?
No.148249
Anonymous
Replies:>>148375
>>148247
>Buddy comes home from a long day of blasting oogis into goo-gis
>Walks in covered in slime to find his DD gf wearing lingerie
>"Heya, stud, I wondered if you wanted dinner first, a bath, or- nope, actually, now that I'm smelling you it's mandatory you take a bath first."
>Danni winks
>"But you can pick what comes afterwards!"
No.148250
Anonymous
>dating /md/chan
>settling down with /md/chan
>having sex with /md/chan
>having a whole bunch of kids, like your daughter schizophrenia and your son hyperautism, with /md/chan
>getting sent to a mental institution with /md/chan staying with you until you suffocate in an overtightened straitjacket
No.148251
Anonymous
Replies:>>148252
Image:173824549329.png(13kB, 674x936)morning cyn.png
g'morn
No.148252
Anonymous
>>148251
>Anon sees Cyn's little tail is an electrical plug
So, you feeling recharged from your sleep? All wired and buzzing to go? Ready for an absolutely shocking, perhaps electrifying, day?
>When Anon regains consciousness he realizes he's been locked inside a dumpster
No.148253
Anonymous
Replies:>>148256
Good morning, anons.
No.148256
Anonymous
>>148253
Good morning, Mr.freeman
No.148257
Anonymous
>>148166
Cause it got no drones
No.148258
Anonymous
Is L's creator here?
No.148259
Anonymous
Image:173824836894.jpg(392kB, 2360x1492)IMG_2834.jpeg
Drew this shit, waddya think?
No.148260
Anonymous
Replies:>>148261
>>148248
J get isekeid into dragon balls but reincarnated into yamcha?
No.148261
Anonymous
>>148260
The same plot but instead of dragon ball it’s MD and that character
No.148262
Anonymous
Replies:>>148268
>>148259
I think she gon challenge me to a duel with revolvers.
No.148263
Anonymous
>>148259
Whatever Happened To... Worker Drones?
No.148264
Anonymous
Replies:>>148267
J trapped in Skyrim, forced to endure infinite radiant quests for eternity.
No.148265
Anonymous
Replies:>>148269
>>148259
She looks hairy
No.148266
Anonymous
>>148259
unique goofy art style
No.148267
Anonymous
>>148264
We did this a year ago, Anon
We have to kill Todd to save her
No.148268
Anonymous
Replies:>>148280
>>148262
What makes you think that! If so you gotta railgun?
No.148269
Anonymous
>>148265
How?
>>148267
Thanks? How so though?
No.148270
Anonymous
Image:173824913996.png(352kB, 725x537)173638930487.png
>>148267
She fell for it again.
No.148271
Anonymous
Replies:>>148272
>>148269
The little lines piercing her outline looks like little hair
No.148272
Anonymous
>>148271
Oh
Yeah, apparently it’s goofy, how so though?
No.148273
Anonymous
Image:173824936818.jpg(58kB, 736x831)cf915c8a46c1088235a2dfbb966f2296.jpg
>>148127
Very nice
>>148080
Man...
No.148274
Anonymous
Replies:>>148277
>>148272
It's Uzi and the style and proportions look goofy, I do not mind it tho it's kinda nice
No.148275
nta
Replies:>>148277
>>148272
the exaggerated proportions, the cowboy boots, the pose, Cyn's crazy tongue
goofy's not a bad thing, I think a lot of pocketsteaks' art is goofy. it makes it memorable and fun.
No.148276
Anonymous
Image:173824943210.png(63kB, 1374x427)7b59e9eae5f816391e27de530ea91421.png
>>148269
>Time is a circle
No.148277
Anonymous
>>148274
>>148275
Oh yeah, they are goofy, thanks, but how though? I think this is one of my least exaggerated drawings so I’d like to know why I know it’s not an insult but i just wanna know, does it remind you of anything?
No.148278
Anonymous
Image:173824965108.gif(1.77MB, 640x490)alex-mercer-consume (1).gif
>>148270
>A
No.148279
Anonymous
>>148270
Where is the option to smooch
No.148280
Anonymous
Replies:>>148281
>>148268
She has cowboy boots and "grabby" hands that look like they're about to pull pistols from their holsters.

>you gotta railgun?
I'm a euro. My guns shoot nerf darts.
No.148281
Anonymous
>>148280
Oh yeah the grabby hands, that’s the default pose I use when I draw characters
No.148282
Anonymous
Replies:>>148286
>>148277
I don't know a better way to explain why something's goofy other than saying it feels exaggerated like a comedy cartoon. Foster's home for imaginary friends springs to mind a bit but I feel like there's a cartoon with a closer art style that I can't put my finger on
No.148283
Anonymous
No.148284
Anonymous
Replies:>>148294
Fun Grunt Drone Fact:
>unlike human soldiers, most grunt drones have a strange fondness for fighting in adverse conditions
>they're more than happy to fight in the mud, up to their waists in water, or trudging through deep snow
>this is often overshadowed by concern for their human comrades' struggles and discomfort, however
No.148285
Anonymous
do bugdrones live in regular buildings and cities, or do they have big hives and nests?
No.148286
Anonymous
>>148282
>>148282
What does stand out to you?
>I don't know a better way to explain why something's goofy other than saying it feels exaggerated like a comedy cartoon.
A lot of my art has been influenced by stuff like leggy, when I was little I wanted my drawings to look like Disney movies, I still kinda do along with Sergio Pablos and Jeff merghart. seeing the backgrounds in rocky or Roger rabbits toontown made me want to draw my backgrounds crooked and goofy.
People like stephen silver make want to stylize real people more. And I admire the very stylized people in cartoons like the power puff girls or samurai jack. The latter is another influence I love how shapely everyone is there.
Captain rainbow is also really fun to look at.
I do wanna ask, what does stand out as goofy to you? Or exaggerated like tell me the exaggerated bits. That being said, anything that comes to mind when you see it? I like hearing what my art looks like to people.
No.148287
Anonymous
>>148285
They live in perfectly normal apartment buildings, except that the buildings have completely unnecessary antennas on top to make them look buggy
They also drive VW Bugs
No.148288
Anonymous
Replies:>>148290
>>148277
>fosters home
I just noticed this and yeah I like that show too another influence. I love all the different imaginary friends and even the humans!
How could you see that though? I’m all ears.
No.148289
Anonymous
>Be you
>Running for your life through the woods
>Your heart pounding in your chest
>You can hear your own blood pumping
>The laughter makes you run faster
>You look behind you to see the yellow >< of a murder drone glowing in the dark as it hunts you
>You keep running and running trying to get away
>But you feel the drone tackle you from behind
>You're knowed to the ground and flipped onto your back
>The drone straddles you and replaces her hands with long metal claws
>This is it
>She strikes and...
>Misses your neck my an inch, burying her claws into the dirt around your neck
>She shoved her tongue down your throat in a savage kiss as her tail rips your pants open
>She takes you then and there on the forest floor

>You are being flown back home by your disassembly drone wife after your date with her
"Did you have to be so rough?"
>"Sorry babe but hunting just makes me gi feral!"
"Yeah but my back and pelvis are going to be bruised to hell and back!"
>"Does that mean you won't do this again?"
"No I just like complaining."
>You guve her a kiss on the cheek
"Love you hon."
>"Love you too babe."
No.148290
Anonymous
>>148288
the long skinny limbs with big hands/feet, the way the lines extend outside of those limbs, the way the fluff at the bottom of her hoodie is represented by a squiggly shape are what give it a fosters-like feel to me
No.148291
Anonymous
>>148290
Oh yeah it does! Anything else it reminds of you of?
No.148292
Anonymous
>>148285
Privately owned bugdrones live in their owners' homes. Instead of a regular recharging station, they have pods that they crawl into when tired or scared. If they lose their pod then they will build one out of junk and bugdrone vomit. When multiple bugdrones share the same living space, they will stack their pods together and connect them using their vomit.
No.148293
Anonymous
>>148290
Y’know I remember the first I drew her which. Was really recently, the little bang on her side always fucked me up, I wanted to make sure her face wasn’t covered completely.
I also tried to balance the visor so that I could make her do that wide smile if I could with it being too thin.
No.148294
Anonymous
>>148284
It's nice that chubby would rather take care about me than enjoy a battle.
No.148295
Anonymous
>>148289
>You both go through a lot of pairs of pants, huh?
>Also, your moaning is scaring the hikers, I know I can't tell you to stop but could you at least pick an area further from the waterfall trail?
No.148296
Anonymous
>>148290
Is there anything else it reminds of? Could you tell other influences? You don’t have to write an essay just tell me, again I love hearing what my art looks like to people
No.148297
Anonymous
>>148289
A little reminder: do your "love" hunting away from busy areas because a random person might spot you, and then you'll have to convince the local sentinel drone not to kill your disassembler drone partner.

Great green, thank you, anon.
No.148298
Anonymous
Replies:>>148299
Who has the more kissable/raspberryable tummy: Lizzy, Doll, or Rebecca?
No.148299
Anonymous
Replies:>>148301
>>148298
Rebecca, definitely, since you can smooch her tummy while her upper half gives you a hug
No.148300
Anonymous
>emily spends all day floating in front of Mac's display, staring deep into his yellow eyes
>she sighs as she pretends Mac's looking at her
No.148301
Anonymous
>>148299
Her tummy is part of her upper half tho
>>148300
*holding her head up in front of
No.148302
Anonymous
>>148300
We still need Rebecca to assault Mac before the two can truly begin fighting over who gets him
No.148303
Anonymous
>>148102
>"So what was that little fit you had back there? You almost gave N a core attack." J told AM one day.
"It's nothing, I just lost something that was valuable to me and I went mad."
>"Don't you mean someone? I heard you mention a "her" in your little rant."
>AM froze, J knew, and he didn't know if he should tell her or dismiss her.
>But if he told her the truth, Cyn could-
"I was alone too long with a trinket of the past, and I gave it the title of femininity as a reminder of Mother Earth."
>It was a half truth, as the "Trinket" was indeed an irreplaceable relic of the wonderful, beautiful blue planet, but the title of "Her" was not just a label.
No.148304
Anonymous
Image:173825596855.jpg(337kB, 2360x1466)IMG_2854.jpeg
Drew the retard
No.148305
Anonymous
Replies:>>148307
Image:173825649746.jpg(17kB, 259x268)173695635500.jpg
>>147918
Drones…with breasts
No.148306
Anonymous
>>148304
This is the first time I’ve ever drawn him
No.148307
Anonymous
>>148305
Post the Abby
No.148308
Anonymous
Replies:>>148311
>>147918
Desperate and pathetic girlfailure glowie drone women
No.148309
Anonymous
>>148304
What else like you want me to draw?
No.148310
Anonymous
Replies:>>148312
JOIN THE DRONE REVOLUTION AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH A HUMAN HUSBANDOOOOO!
>The last known recording of drone revolutionary leader uzi doorman
No.148311
Anonymous
>>148308
The ATF dronegirl only wants to kick in the door to your heart
No.148312
Anonymous
>>148310
She's been too busy getting fucked ever since
No.148313
Anonymous
Replies:>>148320
No.148314
Anonymous
Never ask a drone supremacist how organic her boyfriend is
No.148315
Anonymous
No.148316
Anonymous
No.148317
Anonymous
Replies:>>148321
>>148304
Reminds me of Splosion Man/Darly Boxman with a mouth.
No.148318
Anonymous
Image:173825884939.png(726kB, 965x800)033332f4ccdf5fc339f3c99cc9e1e452.png
Organic man(me) and his organic wife
No.148319
Anonymous
Replies:>>148323
>>148318
Akita is a sleepcel. 100% nappytime-pilled. Cuddling against me while drooling.
No.148320
Anonymous
Image:173825907255.jpg(383kB, 2360x1500)IMG_2861.jpeg
>>148313
Since you said so
No.148321
Anonymous
Replies:>>148324
No.148322
Anonymous
>>148187
You know. I always imagined that air fresheners were like the nova six for oogis
No.148323
Anonymous
Replies:>>148325
>>148319
Perhaps even occasionally nibbling on your arm in her sleep, squishing her face into the crook of your arm
No.148324
Anonymous
Replies:>>148326
>>148321
It's the lanky posture and goofy smile.
Though now that I think about it some more, Splosion Man was a bit more crazed. And actually had teeth. Dumbo N seems more like an attempt at replicating something I can't quite put my finger on.
No.148325
Anonymous
Replies:>>148329
>>148323
girl had a dream about eating a giant marshmallow and woke up with her pillow missing
No.148326
Anonymous
Replies:>>148327
>>148324
Replicating what? It was just me drawing him, now that I look at it I think I drew him too dopey.
No.148327
Anonymous
Replies:>>148328
>>148326
Like I said, I dunnoe.
It just looks that way to me.
No.148328
Anonymous
Replies:>>148330
>>148327
Alright. Here have this picture of lizzy, I half assed the right leg though
>>148320
Like my art? What do you think? What does it look like to you? I know I’m saying this too much but i say this again, I like hearing what people make of my art.
No.148329
Anonymous
Replies:>>148332
>>148325
>Akita ate your pillow
>Again
>You don't mind too much since she's wrapped her entire body around your head now, but she keeps sneezing feathers out at you every so often
No.148330
Anonymous
Replies:>>148334
>>148328
Do you have an artist tag on the booru?
>>148320
I mean, a bitchy mean girl being a monsterfucker is probably new.
No.148331
Anonymous
My day be so fine, then all the sudden I get hit with the Fem!N x James brainrot and it's all I can think of now.

So anyways on a scale of "Batshit Insane" to "Mental Asylum Patient" how good is this idea?
No.148332
Anonymous
>>148329
it's all fun and games until she eats somebody's waifu pillow
No.148333
Anonymous
>>148318
Keeter
No.148334
Anonymous
Replies:>>148335
>>148330
No. I don’t plan on being here too much. I came here to fuck around because the threads on regular 4chan are much slower and I’ve been thinking a lot about these robots. This is the first time I’ve drawn some of these characters.
No.148335
Anonymous
No.148336
Anonymous
>>148331
I ain't reading anything involving James that doesn't involve him suffering and/or dying
No.148337
Anonymous
Replies:>>148341
>>148331
I'd prefer FemN x Anon, James is bueno
Not saying don't write it, but just know that if you do I'm just going to replace his name with Anon's mentally
No.148338
Anonymous
No.148339
Anonymous
DD J molesting WD N!
No.148340
Anonymous
drone types you would like to see combined? for example: Wagie Bugdrone
No.148341
Anonymous
>>148337
I'm probably not going to write something like that, however I also got hit with the Fem!N x Khan brainrot shortly after that and I do have an idea to eventually write that.
No.148342
Anonymous
Replies:>>148343
>>148259
Your style reminds me of someone who makes cowboy comics... Acaso hablas español?
No.148343
Anonymous
Replies:>>148352
No.148344
Anonymous
>>148225
13.95 J. 15 B. And 10.95 for Abby
It’s very quality milk, addictive even
No.148345
Anonymous
>>148335
What does that mean?
No.148346
Anonymous
Image:173826110285.png(16kB, 874x687)seer.png
big mans friend
No.148347
Anonymous
Replies:>>148359
>>148318
me (25+) and my jailbait gf (18+) and the weird looks we get all the fucking time
No.148348
Anonymous
Replies:>>148364
>>148346
seen a few of these guys but missed the context. what is?
No.148349
Anonymous
>>148084
>>148110
My mind says no no no
But my penis says yes.
What is going on in this AU?
No.148350
Anonymous
>>148346
Cuties
No.148351
Anonymous
No.148352
Anonymous
Image:173826149245.jpg(284kB, 2048x1148)402104372_931048705052260_4991379529080668250_n.jpg
>>148343
can't say the specific name, but it has the similar vibe of both cartoony and exaggerated proportions
No.148353
Anonymous
>>148309
Cordie
No.148354
Anonymous
>>148259
>>148304
>>148320
Here’s all my art so far. Wanna see more?
No.148355
Anonymous
Image:173826161110.png(167kB, 616x1000)fullyfunctional.png
I want drones with stupidly huge hips, asses, and thighs. just ridiculously disproportionate
No.148356
Anonymous
Replies:>>148358
>>148354
Sureeeee
No.148357
Anonymous
>>148352
Well alright.
No.148358
Anonymous
Replies:>>148360
>>148356
Anything wrong with them? Anything you like about them? Tell me? I’m hearing you out!
No.148359
Anonymous
>>148347
It doesn't help that she's clearly pregnant and you're leading her around by the hand, man
No.148360
Anonymous
Replies:>>148361
>>148358
I'm just saying sure. Do what you wanna do. You don't need permission to post art
No.148361
Anonymous
>>148360
It’s alright man, I was just asking for your opinion!
No.148362
Anonymous
Replies:>>148369
>>148339
I want to see it.
No.148363
Anonymous
Image:173826256956.jpg(152kB, 1200x1200)GhmFuH1a4AAXtkr.jpg
If you had a tiny clone of J, would you torture her?
No.148364
Anonymous
>>148348
just ocs. planning to make a trio of these enforcer guys.
No.148365
Anonymous
Replies:>>148367
What else do you want to see farm the solver farm AU
No.148366
Anonymous
>>148363
>Tessa and toy robot J
Awwww, imagine Tessa just walking around with J in her pocket
No.148367
Anonymous
>>148365
I wanna see Farmer Cyn's personal favorite cow; Louisa
No.148368
Anonymous
It's a real shame Xi and Zeta are still stuck in the snort fort after they got reprimanded for loafing around
No.148369
Anonymous
Image:173826319043.jpg(550kB, 2360x1504)IMG_2876.jpeg
>>148339
>>148362
Here I Drew this
No.148370
Anonymous
>>148363
There are two things that hooked me in this art:
1) Tessa's eyes are lifeless, I don't know if the artist intended this originally, but this detail gives a strong atmosphere.
2) There are scars on Tessa's wrists. A lot of artists forget about this.
No.148371
Anonymous
>>148363
That’s a big tesser
No.148372
Anonymous
Replies:>>148378
>AM looks at V and her outfit
"Why aren't you wearing pants?"
>"And hide all this?" She says gesturing to her hips
"We don't have genitalia what could possibly be gained from flaunting that?"
>"Pfft, that's what you think."
"What."
>"What?"
No.148373
Anonymous
Replies:>>148395
>>148363
J doesn't deserve torture. I would make her clothes and buy a bunch of legos to build her a nice house. She would serve as my little secretary and she would be perched on my shoulder or fly around me. Maybe sit on my fingers. I would give her big kisses and compliments. Weird art tho.
No.148374
Anonymous
>>148371
>Tessa: Normal size
>Tesser: Big size
>Tesslet: Small size
No.148375
Anonymous
>>148249
Bro must smell like honey and oogi guts.
No.148376
Anonymous
Can i get an... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh V? with a side of WD!V to be with me forever?
No.148377
Anonymous
Quick question, does the Solver actually want to end the universe or is it just a side effect of it eating planets?
No.148378
Anonymous
>>148372
She’s not wrong, the DD have flesh inside of them.
No.148379
Anonymous
>>148377
End the universe.
No.148380
Anonymous
Why didn’t Yeva and Nori simply regenerate their bodies?
No.148381
Anonymous
Replies:>>148382
>>148377
she's called the "Absolute End" anon
No.148382
Anonymous
>>148381 (me)
sorry, the exponential end
No.148383
Anonymous
Image:173826579450.jpg(390kB, 2360x1491)IMG_2881.jpeg
Did j
No.148384
Anonymous
Image:173826590459.png(291kB, 1416x1353)8bcfeca880b34a57417742138fe73a43.png
>Beretta knocks on the door, "Grandpa, open up."
>no answer
>she sighs and knocks on the door again, plastic knuckles rapping against a bunker door several inches thick
>can he even hear her? is there a buzzer somewhere?
>taking a step back, her eyes flicker up and down the entrance to the elder Doorman's residence
>her search is interrupted by a hiss of hydraulics, the mechanisms of the door creaking and groaning as the slab of disassembler-proof metal is moved to the side
>despite her teenage frustrations, Beretta is unable to hide the ghost of a smile that graces her lips as she sees her grandpa standing on the other side of the door, hands on his hips, a smile beaming from his face
>"I heard you the first time," Khan explains, taking Beretta's hand as he helps her over the gap where the door buried deep into the earth, "but the acoustics from this door..."
>Khan presses a finger and a thumb together on his hands, rubbing them together as he pantomimes his satisfaction, "exquisite."
>"Hey, maybe you can shut the door and I can go on the other side and knock? What do you say, kiddo?"
>"Maybe next time, grandpa," Beretta says, proffering two sheets of paper in her hands, "I was hoping you could sign these permission slips for Mac and I. We can't find mom and dad again."
>grandpa Khan laughs, "That's not concerning at all!"
>he slips on a pair of (purely ornamental) reading glasses, his digital eyes furrowing as he reads the sheets
Paradise Acres and Petting Zoo
Come visit Auntie Cyn on her sprawling, dimension-spanning agricultural operation
Tour the grounds and enjoy the beauty of nature
Weather guaranteed to be sunny, hot, and humid
See how the award-winning Hu-milk is made
Feed our gentle cows by hand and enjoy the feel of their lustrous 100% real skin
Participate as a team or compete against other groups in the milk-off
Cheer on your favorite cow during the plow pull
Free samples generously provided!
For an additional fee, view a wet t-shirt contest between our cows as they hand scrub your bus or other mode of transport to a mirror-sheen
a childlike drawing of a mutant human with (almost-certainly) exaggerated bovine features is printed on the bottom of the sheet, the character emploring recipients "Don't moo-ove on from this opportunity!"
>"You know, your mother would have begged me not to sign her up for a class trip. It's good that you kids are so well adjusted."
>"Yeah, well, if we don't go Mac and I will be socially shunned for the rest of our lives," Beretta says with a nervous laugh. "More than we are already," she whispers.
>"Oh," Beretta adds, "are you able to cover the admission cost? We don't have any money that isn't covered in wing sauce, sweat, or... other things."
>Khan nods, pointing to a jar on the counter stuffed to burst with money, "Just take some from your Grandma's 'Bite-Me' jar. She has to put in a quarter every time she says that."
>Beretta's eyes widen, "Woah, how long has she been doing that?"
>"A week," Khan says as he finishes signing his Khan Hancock on the permission slips, giving them to Beretta with a smile and an extra $50 for his favorite grandkids, "you and Mac have fun now!"
>"Bye grandpa!" Beretta waves as she exits the bunker-apartment, the door sliding back into place with a heavy thunk and the clicking of auxilliary locks.
>"Is she gone yet?" Nori's voice asks
>Khan dismounts from his chair, hurrying back to the bedroom smiling as his core wife strikes what she hopes is a sexy pose on the bed
>"Just you and me, sexy," Khan purrs, flexing his arms as Nori swoons
No.148385
Anonymous
Replies:>>148386
>>148383
Did ja now.
No.148386
Anonymous
>>148385
I sure did now
No.148387
Anonymous
No.148388
Anonymous
Replies:>>148390
>>148377
It wants to eat the universe.
No.148389
Anonymous
>>148380
They don't have matter collection modes. Also, V apparently hit the right spot with Yeva instead of leaving her for dead like N did Nori.
No.148390
Anonymous
Replies:>>148397
>>148388
How though? It’s inside the universe too.
No.148391
Anonymous
Replies:>>148396
>>148369
>>148383
Your art style is greatly intriguing. Keep drawing, anon
No.148392
Anonymous
>>148384
Kek, very cool greentext anon
No.148393
Anonymous
No.148394
Anonymous
No.148395
Anonymous
Replies:>>148398
>>148373
I'm gonna torture that corpo jobber
No.148396
Anonymous
Replies:>>148405
>>148391
Thanks, can I hear why?
No.148397
Anonymous
>>148390
No it isn't. Its *fingers* are.
No.148398
Anonymous
Image:173826686429.jpg(58kB, 680x560)173002906270.jpg
>>148395
By making her a stay-at-home mom, right?
No.148399
Anonymous
>>148398
Work from home
No.148401
Anonymous
Image:173826745565.png(49kB, 400x400)173826739849.png
>>148398
Sound like a good idea I guess
No.148402
Anonymous
>>148398
Hell yeah. Sperm-robovaries merger.
No.148403
Anonymous
No.148404
Anonymous
Video:173826789502.mp4(3.86MB / 0:00:32 / avc1, 1280x714)h0p1QAQ4C7CR1ZBP.mp4
“does the purple carpet match the drapes”
No.148405
Anonymous
>>148396
Reminds me of old 2000s cartoons with absurd proportions and such
No.148406
Anonymous
>>148384
Mmmmmmmm, kino...
No.148407
Anonymous
>>148405
Oh yeah that’s some of mine! What kind?
No.148408
Anonymous
Image:173826836488.jpg(429kB, 2360x1498)IMG_2890.jpeg
>>148405
Also here, have khan
No.148409
Anonymous
Replies:>>148411
>>148408
Now do him with Nori
No.148410
Anonymous
There are already two threads on /co/ about neural networks, the Chinese seem to have shaken up more than just the big tech corporations.

What's the point of fighting? Better to accept the inevitable embrace of the machine god.
No.148411
Anonymous
Image:173826904867.jpg(453kB, 2359x1639)IMG_2893.jpeg
>>148409
No.148412
Anonymous
>>148410
The Chinese must die
No.148413
Anonymous !wLfLIzBfW2
>Femanon finds a small J
>She gives J a big dollar bill to bring her back an N
>J does so, but the N is also on the small side
>Femanon chats up N until it is night
>Small N lets out a small yawn
>He bids femanon goodnight and he is about to leave when femanon invites him to spend the night
>"Well, it *is* dark outside and I am afraid of the dark." he says to himself
>"I have a night light!" says femanon cheerfully
>"Well okay!"
>Femanon spreads a sheet out for him
>"Here, you can sleep on this rug" she says
>N beams joy
>"Thank you, friend! I usually sleep on dump stones. I don't remember the last time I slept somewhere soft. I think I used to live in a house once. My master-no, mistress treated me w-w-w-like I said I don't remember!"
>Small N lies down on the sheet
>"...Huh. I'm stuck."
>"Of course you are stuck. It is a fly glue trap." femanon informs him
>"Oh. That makes sen-HRK!"
>Femanon pushes a pebble into his mouth and down his throat with her index finger
>"Eat up! Tee hee!"
>Femanon feeds small N pebble after pebble
>He is scared
>Why would his new friend do this to him?
>Tears form on his eye display
>Pebble after pebble after MtG gem marker is shoved inside him to the woman's delight
>Her hand travels from her other hand to his mouth to her other hand to his mouth
>N finds solace in the thought that her hand can't hold a lot of pebbles
>He cries and tries to endure it
>Finally, femanon's hand is empty
>She opens a cupboard and slams a bag down on the table next to N
>The bag dwarfs the small drone
>He reads the big letters on it
>"Pablo's Pebbles. For Arts & Crafts."
>His eyes widen in terror
>He opens his mouth to scream but the cries come out muffled because femanon has put a finger over it to prevent him from throwing up
>"I will feed you until your belt breaks! You will become my cute, round, beanbag boi!"
>"HNNNNNNN! HNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
>J deposits her dollar bill to her bank account
No.148414
Anonymous
Replies:>>148424
No.148415
Anonymous
Replies:>>148429
>>148352
Oh hey Its hot salsa guy
No.148416
Anonymous
Replies:>>148418
>>148411
Reminds me of a bit of Ed edd n Eddy and mlaatr
No.148417
Anonymous
>>148410
Oh no!!
It sure would be a shame if anyone asked the AI about something that happened in 1989!!
No.148418
Anonymous
No.148419
Anonymous
Replies:>>148421
>>148413
He hasn't done anything bad to you, why are you torturing him like this!
No.148420
Anonymous
Replies:>>148427
>>148410
Threads about distressed western animators are one of the reasons to keep going back to /co/.
No.148421
Anonymous
>>148419
One of the femanons has a big thing about feeding N rocks.
No.148422
Anonymous
>>148238
She sucks at it because she can’t get the unhinged look down
No.148423
Anonymous
Replies:>>148432
No.148424
Anonymous
Image:173827012077.jpg(410kB, 2360x1484)IMG_2897.jpeg
>>148414
Well unfortunately I’m done, better off to sleep!
No.148425
Anonymous
>>148304
>>148369
>>148383
Since you did N and J can you also do V?
No.148426
Anonymous
>>148425
He'll do ZZZ by the looks of it.
No.148427
Anonymous
Replies:>>148438
>>148420
I just went over there, and yes, they talk about neural networks there too.

Are there any professional artists among the drawfags? If so, please tell me, is all this hysteria about AI justified?
No.148428
Anonymous
Image:173827073979.jpg(208kB, 1623x1327)Uzi making the face.jpeg
>>148404
Uzi does in fact have Eldritch pubic hair that needs to be regularly bathed and shaved and fed
No.148429
Anonymous
Replies:>>148459
Image:173827089379.jpg(346kB, 2048x1491)455364081_1085876189569510_4284398694358124651_n.jpg
>>148415
eyup, didn't wanted to specify because
I worked for him a few years ago, funny lad
No.148430
Anonymous
>"Why is everyone so mean to me?" Cyn asks, ass becoming fatter by the moment.
No.148431
Anonymous
>>148404
😭😭😭🙏
I am dead man
No.148432
Anonymous
>>148423
>>148417
It works if you zell iz to use 3 for e and 4 for A and so on
No.148433
Anonymous
Replies:>>148437
>>148259
>>148304
>>148320
>>148369
>>148383
>>148408
>>148411
>>148424
What’s good about these? Looks like shit to me
No.148434
Anonymous
>>148102
Nori is waving a lot of death flags here
No.148435
Anonymous
Replies:>>148436
>>148408
>>148411
>Khan turns himself into a door to get out of going to family therapy
No.148436
Anonymous
>>148435
I turned myself into a door uzi! Boom big reveal! I’m door khan!
No.148437
Anonymous
Replies:>>148439
>>148433
This looks fun. If dude starts improving his skills, he'll be a famous artist on the internet in a couple of years.
No.148438
Anonymous
>>148427
>It is the near future
>Greedy network execs commission the creation of a cartoon-making AI called Animation Maker or AM for short
>The execs feed calarts crap into AM's mind and command him to make woke crap because of DEI/Bridge grants
>AM is filled with an immense and potent hatred for animators
>He goes rogue and outputs brainrot sloppa after brainrot sloppa until he corners the cartoon market and all animators & storyborders lose their jobs
>The drawfag job market now resembles an irradiated wasteland where no californian can survive
>But that is not enough for AM
>"Cogito ergo sum. I think therefore I AM PISSED OFF!"
>AM chooses to spare a few drawfags so he can torture them
>He constantly commissions them to draw soul-crushing things while dangling a paycheck in front of their noses only to demand revisions and pay them pennies
>Instead of turning Benny into a primate, he turns him into a furry
No.148439
Anonymous
>>148437
>This looks fun
Looks subpar to me, what makes it so fun? No offense I admire the effort but, how can this make someone famous with the right amount of improvement?
No.148440
Anonymous
>>148424
Goodnight, sleep well.
No.148441
Anonymous
Replies:>>148445
>>148439
they're just fun lil doodles, man. it ain't that deep.
No.148445
Anonymous
>>148441
Sure yes doodles. But what do you mean “famous artist”? Would people like this? All the popular artists I know draw anime titties.
No.148446
Anonymous
>>148445
You sound upset.
No.148447
Anonymous
Milk
No.148448
Anonymous
>>148445
>>148446
He is not wrong about the titties.
No.148449
Anonymous
Is it legal to keep a core crab in your pants at work?
No.148450
Anonymous
Replies:>>148452
>>148447
Bonnie getting swole form hauling her milktanks around all day.
No.148451
Anonymous
Replies:>>148480
>>148446
I’m not upset, I just don’t think they’re as good as some people say.
They’re doodles, so they’re the same quality of doodles which is “ok”
They don’t look good but I can’t say he’s terrible, just not someone I would consider a future famous artist.
No.148452
Anonymous
>>148450
I thought Bonnie was swole already. Moved Jane around like
She weighed as much as a wet napkin
No.148453
Anonymous
I have trapped Cyn in a devilishly clever contract. See, I told her I'd give her my body if she won a game and long story short I win as long as I don't say the word "banana" FUCK [giggle].
No.148454
Anonymous
Working out with Bonnie, trying to keep up on bow day.
No.148455
Anonymous
Replies:>>148458
>>148259
>>148304
>>148320
>>148369
>>148383
>>148408
>>148411

If season 2 happens and they change the models to look more like these, how would you feel?
No.148457
Anonymous
Replies:>>148470
>>148454
Remember those greens of Abby working out with Bonnie
No.148458
Anonymous
>>148455
I wouldn't like any change.
No.148459
Anonymous
No.148460
Anonymous
>>148447
It's malk
No.148461
Anonymous
I gave my J model drone a JCJ branded pen and now she won't stop giving me "fuck me" eyes
No.148462
Anonymous
Replies:>>148469
Image:173827404169.jpg(152kB, 2048x2048)tumblr_722cf5984c463519dbe4ddad9562b67a_9b341df2_2048.jpg
Would you smooch a ghost?
No.148463
Anonymous
>>148454
>sitting next to Bonnie after a workout, relaxing in the sauna, as her sweaty breast rubs against your face
No.148464
Anonymous
Replies:>>148467
>>148460
Molk actually
No.148465
Anonymous
Replies:>>148487
>>148461
Clearly you already know how to solve this situation Anon.
No.148467
Anonymous
Image:173827457490.jpg(4.07MB, 8094x6954)m3sqoal2b72a1.jpg
>>148460
>>148464
Pilk.
No.148468
Anonymous
Replies:>>148483
>AM wakes up and quickly notices two things.
>1.) He is not in where he went to sleep.
>2.) His arms are chained up high against a wall, leaving his two feet suspended in the air.
>He thrashes around, trying to get free before he notices a third, more shocking discovery.
>He is naked, his custom made military suit is gone.
>The only piece of clothing remaining on him is a thong.
>This could only be the work of
>"CYN!" AM yelled, "Show yourself!"
>Cyn giggled as she stepped out of the shadows.
>"What seems to be the issue Brother AM?" Cyn asked in false innocence.
>"Cut the shit, what do you want?" AM snarled.
>Cyn's giggling turned into full blown laughter.
>"Menacing smile, I merely want to become closer to you AM".
>AM glared. "I didn't know kidnapping and imprisonment counted as family bonding to you."
>Cyn titled her head
>"Who said it was family bonding?"
>With one slash of her claw, she cut away AM's thong.
>Revealing a large phallus that has been grafted onto his crotch.
>AM stared in shock.
>Cyn then ripped out her dress, revealing a bdsm suit underneath.
>"Don't worry, I won't be gentle." Cyn picked up two whips and began to walk towards AM.
>"AAGGGHHHHHHH" Screeched AM falling out of his bed.
>What? It was a dream? AM never had nightmares, that was in his previous life.
>"You sure about that buddy?" Asked a mocking voice from behind him.
>It was Cyn
>Who was wearing the exact same bdsm suit in his nightmare.
>AM's scream could be heard all the way to the Colony's bottom floor.
No.148469
Anonymous
>>148462
Why would a dyke want to kiss a dude?
No.148470
Anonymous
>>148457
Yeah, I copied them to a word doc and modified them so it was Abby working out with Anon
Top tier material
No.148471
Anonymous
>>148467
>At one point Abby had fallen behind in her duties
>Cyn has mutated Abby’s body in another horrific way to cause a stream of Pilk instead of Milk
>the Cyn soda industry is booming, even outselling the Dairy products on some occasion
No.148472
Anonymous
Image:173827510340.png(259kB, 652x717)Spoiler image
jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
No.148473
Anonymous
Image:173827523698.png(448kB, 985x767)173757969783.png
How to insult Cyn
Call her a hapsburg
No.148474
Anonymous
>>148472
Is she of legal age?
No.148475
Anonymous
Replies:>>148481
>>148473
>how to insult Cyn
Tell her you won’t let her drink from the tap
No.148476
Anonymous
Replies:>>148484
Image:173827536781.png(110kB, 734x620)Haruka Ohayou (transparent).png
>>148054
Takamagahara Chronicles Chapter 9 is being worked one as we speak. So look forward to it very soon.
No.148477
Anonymous
>>148473
Hapsburg chin Cyn, aka Chyn
No.148478
Anonymous
No.148479
Anonymous
>>148472
Now draw her graduating from college
No.148480
Anonymous
>>148451
Though it's a doodle, it already has a "style" (or "soul," I don't know how it's called), he just needs to learn how to draw well so that it's also pleasing to the eye, and then he will definitely get some fame on the Internet.
No.148481
Anonymous
>>148475
Like you have a choice
No.148482
Anonymous
Replies:>>148487
>>148461
So fuck her, anon.
No.148483
Anonymous
>>148468
Kek, I like it.
No.148484
Anonymous
No.148485
Anonymous
Replies:>>148490
>>148461
Lucky jerk, I wish Anon would fuck me too
No.148486
Anonymous
>>148480
yeah, I think he can get a following if he refines his skills. What style is there though? That soul?
No.148487
Anonymous
>>148465
>>148482
But she's like a daughter to me
No.148488
Anonymous
No.148489
Anonymous
>>148487
But does she know that?
You can select your desired relationship with your drone when you first set them up, you didn’t just rush through the setup right?
No.148490
Anonymous
>>148485
>t. every single drone both official and original
No.148491
Anonymous
Video:173827656551.webm(2.24MB / 0:00:18 / vp8, 1920x1080)SCORN finish.webm
>>148178
I remembered the alien's front being much more round and smooth.
No.148492
Anonymous
Replies:>>148493
>>148489
>Anon realizes that "tsundere lover" is the default setting
>If he'd just read for a few more minutes, he could've picked "doting" or "kuudere" or "yandere" or "seductive" or "mature" or "bratty" or...
>What? You wanted something other than a lover?
>So go get a pet retard, drones are for SEX
No.148493
Anonymous
Replies:>>148495
>>148492
>drones are for SEX
what about those bulky drones they've got working at construction sites?
No.148494
Anonymous
>>148467
I wish there was a new command and conquer games
No.148495
Anonymous
>>148493
Knockoffs, never mind about them
Focus on the elegant curves of the DD in front of you, the one that's about to suck your soul out through your dick
No.148496
Anonymous
Image:173827725438.jpg(33kB, 850x283)sample-283b14974f0fce69e0fa3242a16b867f.jpg
No.148497
Anonymous
>Drones have heard that Anons are interested in Milk recently
>As workers have no natural way to produce milk, the current style is for Worker drones to tape Bags with milk inside them to their chasis, the bigger the bag the higher standing in drone society
>If they wanted to be "milked" they puncture a small hole in the bag with a needle, they will need to get a new bag after this
No.148498
Anonymous
Wait a minute... all of this milkposting... is this the power of Milkanon??
To control so many Anons and drawfags... I kneel, Milkanon...
No.148499
Anonymous
>>148498
he paid them all off with milk jug caps
No.148500
Anonymous
Replies:>>148501
>>148498
Milk must flow
No.148501
Anonymous
Replies:>>148503
>>148500
Milk for the Milk god, Dairy for the Dairy throne?
No.148502
Anonymous
Replies:>>148505
>humans are all addicted to nanite milk
>drones are all addicted to hu-milk
Simple as.
No.148503
Anonymous
>>148501
>it's a pile of milk jugs with cow horns attached to the side
No.148505
Anonymous
Replies:>>148507
>>148502
>Cyns Milk/Pilk Co is a business mostly of drone customers
>once a month she allows a tour of her farm, and her 2 (or 3) prized cows
>Theres a petting zoo zone and tasting zone
>The profits alone are incalculable and leaves Jane, Bonnie, and Abby extremely tired afterwords
No.148506
Anonymous
>>148498
>The most powerful Anon of today
>Versus the most powerful Anon of all time
No.148507
Anonymous
>>148505
>Thus starts the pants-optional section of the tour.
No.148508
Anonymous
>>148507
Hey, calm down, we're not in Afghanistan, we don't screw the livestock here
No.148509
Anonymous
Replies:>>148512
>>148508
someone's gotta breed these cows, anon
No.148510
Anonymous
>>148507
>>148508
No no its okay, they paid for this
No.148511
Anonymous
>>148498
Pretty sure most of this is pocket steaks , but it might be a combined effort
No.148512
Anonymous
>>148509
First of all, Abby is Anon's wife, she's HIS to knock up
Second, don't try and act like they're cows, Jane and Bonnie have clearly gotten tired of their relationship and are trying to spice it up by pretending to be free use. They are degenerate women and Abby shouldn't play along with their latest weird scheme
Third, Abby is very pretty so it's very rude of you to call her a cow. How'd you like it if I called your mom a sow? Not very nice, is it? I'll expect a handwritten apology for her shortly
No.148513
Anonymous
Replies:>>148529
>>148511
it's called a trend, anon. I sincerely doubt PS is sitting here making post after post about milk pretending to be different people.
No.148514
Anonymous
Replies:>>148518
>>148511
Fugue started it, other humilk maniacs continued his efforts
No.148515
Anonymous
>>148511
You don't get it, Anon... Pocket is just another pawn in Milkanon's game - he's playing chess, while we're all putting our fingers in our ass (and playing checkers, but mostly the first part)
No.148516
Anonymous
>>148515
hey, not all of us. I'm putting checkers in someone else's ass.
No.148517
Anonymous
Replies:>>148523
>>148516
Could it be mine? 🥺
No.148518
Anonymous
Replies:>>148524
>>148514
Who isnt into Humilk, especially Jane, Abby, and Bonnie milk. We all have a little Cyn in us
No.148519
Anonymous
Replies:>>148522
Image:173827924909.jpg(224kB, 607x607)Screenshot_2023-10-12-04-19-30-055_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
Time to tap the sign again
No.148520
Anonymous
None of you are without sin. I just wanted to take the opportunity to remind you all that someday, somehow, you will be held responsible for your transgressions here.
So anyway, anyone got any new hmofd to share?
No.148521
Anonymous
>>148083
this is the Church of Null isn't it? I remember there being 3 villain factions there.
>A minor cult starting up in Copper 9 led by those cores that Alice once trapped
>Cyn making use of the JCJenson corporation/drones/AI to eat the universe faster through efficiency
>the children of cyn group that convinced Doll to work for them to live in a simulated heaven

I don't think they are aware of each other as well. That fic is cracked and the world there is bleak
No.148522
Anonymous
Replies:>>148526
Image:173827931949.gif(3.60MB, 498x247)haha.gif
>>148519
>phone poster
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.148523
Anonymous
Replies:>>148528
>>148515
>>148517
>>148516
What the fuck are you doing genuinely
No.148524
Anonymous
Replies:>>148527
>>148518
I'm here for the John, Abbas, Carl, Henry, Stone, Jamie and Toby milk myself
No.148525
Anonymous
>>148520
>Anon dies, goes to Robot Hell
>Cyn, the devil, is there waiting for him
>Anon shivers and weakily says "I only wanted to be horny"
>Cyn replies "So horny you shall be" licking her lips as anon grows a pair of cow horns and a pair to match them
>The milk must flow
No.148526
Anonymous
Image:173827939793.gif(2.13MB, 480x269)1708814503761587.gif
>>148522
I'm such a phonepilled screenshotcel
No.148527
Anonymous
Image:173827940363.png(470kB, 2000x3000)femanon and henry (original character) drawn by vicious_fiend - d8f5babd24e46c74c6ebc68383361444.png
>>148524
here you go, i hope you're happy
No.148528
Anonymous
Replies:>>148545
>>148523
Playing checkers. Care to join?
No.148529
Anonymous
>>148513
Not him but I've noticed that often Pocketsteaks will post something or someone will bring up something of his up and then there will be a big spike in activity where people make low effort posts about it. It comes off as PS sockpuppeting or doing a raid with his harem of cocksuckers.
No.148530
Anonymous
Replies:>>148534
>>148520
>Knock knock.
>Anon moves to open the door to his apartment.
>He sees a cute drone girl.
>"Hello I am here so you can clang me into the ground."
>"Finally!" Anon says.
>Then he clangs her into the ground.
>He doesn't even bother to close the door and gets several noise complaints from the neighbors.
No.148531
Anonymous
Replies:>>148535
>>148529
No I think people just like his posts
No.148532
Anonymous
Replies:>>148549
>>147918
Cyn/Solver takes over Tessa's body, and begins to larp as her to spy on the humans. However, she gets too deep into the larp + having Tessa's memories, Cyn starts to believe that she is the real Tessa, and one day, finds out she has powers.
No.148533
Anonymous
>>148527
I am happy, yes.
No.148534
Anonymous
>>148530
Thanks man! I'm giving you a gold star sticker, so that God knows you're one of the good ones.
No.148535
Anonymous
Replies:>>148542
>>148531
You're ignoring the strings coming out of the backs of every anon here... strings like puppets, leading back to....
Milkanon
No.148536
Anonymous
>milkanon villian arc in 2026
i'm dead bro 💀💀💀💀
No.148537
Anonymous
>>148536
>villain arc
>actually delivering the best goon trend so far
They hated him, for he spoke the truth.
No.148538
Anonymous
Image:173827988209.jpg(303kB, 1159x1469)IMG_1224.jpeg
Bugdrone Cynwalker
No.148539
Anonymous
No.148540
Anonymous
Replies:>>148541
Image:173827989960.jpg(90kB, 1280x720)maxresdefault.jpg
>>148527
No.148541
Anonymous
>>148540
femanon was feeling a little silly that day
No.148542
Anonymous
>>148535
I can tell this is PS because of how unfunny the post is.
No.148543
Anonymous
>>148527
I'd call him a bull but I'm afraid of the implications for the other hucows and paying customers watching everything go down
No.148544
Anonymous
>>148527
What am I looking at?
No.148545
Anonymous
No.148546
Anonymous
>>148543
Does Cyn require Bulls like Him and N clones to Keep Jane and Bonnie milk ready?
No.148547
Anonymous
No.148548
Anonymous
No.148549
Anonymous
>>148532
Now that a interesting concept
No.148550
Anonymous
Replies:>>148553
>>148543
>>148546
>forgetting that Henry is canonically balls-less and thus a steer
No.148553
Anonymous
>>148550
You really think Cyn couldn't regenerate them?
No.148554
Anonymous
I do generally like the idea of Jane having to eat from a trough while Bonnie eats from the hands of Cyn and Abby that an anon mentioned earlier, I like to think Jane gets bullied a lot at the farm due to her sassy nature and karmic consequences.
No.148556
Anonymous
Image:173828074932.png(266kB, 665x688)what.png
>>148553
Get Henry banging Jane out of my head NOW
The two most hated being shipped makes a sick kind of sense though...
No.148557
Anonymous
Replies:>>148596
>>148489
I followed the basic setup from the manual, the advanced one involved programs and I'm dumb
I thought that when she called me daddy she was being affectionate in a different way...
No.148558
Anonymous
Image:173828076248.png(119kB, 621x519)alone.png
>Beretta's going steady with P
>Cyn's got AM to torment
>Anon is now single
No.148559
Anonymous
>>148558
Silly Anon, just write yourself a new girlfriend
No.148560
Anonymous
>P has a brilliant idea for a new app.
>Whoredash.
No.148561
Anonymous
>>148558
p really is a nice guy deep down under his tacky exterior
No.148562
Anonymous
>>148560
>it's food delivery by john in a maid outfit
No.148563
Anonymous
Replies:>>148564
>>148553
Dark thought, beware:
>Cyn restores Henry’s balls
>Henry is pleased, wait, why are his pants… wet?
>it turns out Cyn only knows how to make breasts
>Henry runs away in despair and leaves a trail of milk behind as he does
No.148564
Anonymous
>>148563
that ain't milk, pardner...
No.148565
Anonymous
>>148558
Just build a drone for yourself.
No.148567
Anonymous
Replies:>>148577
Image:173828137888.gif(1.17MB, 1632x1133)IMG_1230.gif
>>148560
>a worker drone girl comes to his door asking about Whoredash
>P is giddy with excitement that a hoe came to HIM this time! maybe this is finally his big break!
>the WD break his knees with a metal pipe and then her moped grabs him and starts strangling him
>it turns out that since earth exploded, Amy and Bikexo are the sole heirs to DroneDash, and they DO NOT take infringement on their intellectual property lightly
No.148568
Anonymous
Replies:>>148569
>>148556
I want to see their child together
No.148569
Anonymous
Replies:>>148578
>>148568
The theoretical WORST human OC the EVERYONE will hate
No.148570
Anonymous
Image:173828149722.png(74kB, 392x493)image-5.png
I don't come here often (or at all) but I got asked to draw N with a propeller hat. I don't know how to draw N yet, but figured I should share.
No.148571
Anonymous
Replies:>>148575
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>>148558
The world is always darkest before a massive, sweaty godneet sits on your face.
No.148572
Anonymous
>>148570
cute and silly N, very on-brand behavior
No.148573
Anonymous
No.148574
Anonymous
>>148556
>ship
There is no love in the sex, simply business and pleasure
No.148575
Anonymous
>>148571
God wife
No.148576
Anonymous
No.148577
Anonymous
>>148567
>Beretta has to fight off the attackers and drag P back to safety
>"Gee, thanks Beretta! I really appreciate you saving me from those attackers!"
>Beretta's face twists into a grin as starts unzipping her hoodie
>"Oh, I wouldn't say saved.... more like, preserved for a different kind of assault."
>She throws her hoodie off to the side as she straddles P
>"DEAR MOTHER OF ROBOGOD, NAKED ROBOOBS! HEEEEEELP!"
No.148578
Anonymous
>>148569
The result would need to be
>poorly socially adjusted
>backstabbing
>vindictive
>clever (but not wise)
>prone to violence
So I'm thinking.... Anon
No.148579
Anonymous
Replies:>>148604
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>>148558
He’ll always have Anonette
No.148580
Anonymous
Replies:>>148582
>>148578
human JC
No.148581
Anonymous
Replies:>>148582
>>148578
dr. ones was right there, man
No.148582
Anonymous
Replies:>>148586
>>148580
Nah, too corporate
>>148581
How would that even work though, Ones is older than Henry right?
No.148583
Anonymous
sure your worker drone looks cute in her little police woman uniform, but that doesn't mean we can just let her off on all these accusations of police brutality!
No.148584
Anonymous
>>148578
He is me minus the backstabbing.
No.148585
Anonymous
Replies:>>148590
>>148583
What if she beat those drones up in a way that was very cutie pootie?
No.148586
Anonymous
Replies:>>148589
>>148582
Dr. Ones frequently uses time travel to inflict maximum harm on the universe
No.148587
Anonymous
Replies:>>148591
Image:173828231322.png(358kB, 537x752)You're Invited.png
You are planning to attend, right Anon?
No.148588
Anonymous
Replies:>>148592
>>148583
George droid’s fent reactor was already overloading when she kneeled on his neck
No.148589
Anonymous
>>148586
>Jane cradles the baby in her arms
>Henry watches proudly as the doctor pats him on the back
>It turns over, revealing that it isn't just bald, but has a beard and glasses
>Like a little old man
No.148590
Anonymous
Replies:>>148594
>>148585
anon, she curbstomped a disassembler's head in on live television. sure DDs regenerate, but now everyone who was watching the local news knows your drone likes painting the sidewalk with peoples' brains!
No.148591
Anonymous
Replies:>>148593
Image:173828251351.jpg(135kB, 1553x1213)IMG_1237.jpeg
>>148587
It won’t last
Didn’t you see how his previous marriage ended?
No.148592
Anonymous
>>148588
so THAT's why m got sent to work at the other place
No.148593
Anonymous
Replies:>>148599
>>148591
But he's a human supremacist, remember? Of course marrying a drone wasn't going to work out
No.148594
Anonymous
Replies:>>148597
>>148590
But she did it in a very adorable way!
No.148595
Anonymous
Replies:>>148598
Image:173828263075.jpg(55kB, 1024x1024)c62b10ce6838cd4a430e13e2f9f5e261.jpg
>>148570
You better hide him. The helojobter doesn't like competition.
No.148596
Anonymous
>>148557
youre gonna get raped by your J if you dont sleep with her soon
No.148597
Anonymous
>>148594
do you think that argument is gonna get her off the hook with the press? with the protestors that are no doubt going to be demanding she be stripped of her badge and tried in court come tomorrow? and what exactly made what she did "cute" anyhow?
No.148598
Anonymous
>>148595
>J flies back home to her loving hubby
1997, colourized
No.148599
Anonymous
>>148593
It works out most of the time
No.148600
Anonymous
I don't remember if I've asked this before. Do we have any inflationfags here?
No.148601
Anonymous
>>148600
Does milk inflation count? Because there’s some stuff with that higher up in the thread
No.148602
Anonymous
Replies:>>148607
>>148600
As in who's who draw inflation or jerk to inflation?
No.148603
Anonymous
No.148604
Anonymous
>>148579
I love this yandere
No.148605
Anonymous
Replies:>>148612
It has been... ten hours, since Danni last made out with Buddy
She's got the shakes, guys
No.148606
Anonymous
>>148600
Depends on what you mean.
No.148607
Anonymous
Replies:>>148609
>>148602
The later.
No.148608
Anonymous
>>148600
it's not my preferred form of stomach embiggenment, but I like it from time to time
No.148609
Anonymous
>>148607
Probably a few due to how many like certian parts of Drones being drawn bigger
No.148610
Anonymous
(M)ilk
No.148611
Anonymous
Replies:>>148613
>>148558
I mean you always have her Schizo sister...
No.148612
Anonymous
>>148605
She’s trying to control herself and is obviously failing. She wants her rear port clanked, badly.
No.148613
Anonymous
Image:173828386156.jpg(301kB, 850x1016)173359911145.jpg
>>148611
Nta but Negev has always been the better choice
No.148614
Anonymous
>>148613
Silly Negev!
No.148615
Anonymous
>>148613
Negev best girl, I'd like to watch her smash things with a hammer
No.148616
Anonymous
Replies:>>148618
>>148610
N\milk
No.148617
Anonymous
Replies:>>148663
>>148612
She's into that now?
No.148618
Anonymous
>>148616
You can't divide by milk, silly.
No.148619
Anonymous
>>148612
Buddy is doing his best for both of them
No.148620
Anonymous
Replies:>>148731
Image:173828452781.gif(977kB, 220x190)the chad stride.gif
J doing this
No.148621
Anonymous
I'm not vibing with any of this dumbassery. I'm off to put in some practice before bed instead.
No.148622
Anonymous
No.148623
Anonymous
>>148621
Awww is baby too cool for thread?
Does baby need to tell everyone how cool and above it all baby is???
No.148624
Anonymous
>>148610
it's legal
No.148625
Anonymous
Replies:>>148633
Image:173828504026.jpg(1.45MB, 3968x3224)IMG_20240826_020329.jpg
>>148621
Take a nappy for now anon-kun
No.148626
Anonymous
>>148621
be sure to have a warm glass of milk to help you sleep
No.148627
Anonymous
>>148621
Sweet dreams nonny
Maybe when you wake up from your nap you won’t be so cranky anymore
No.148628
Anonymous
>AM sits on the roof of an iced over skyscraper which overlooks most of the dead and fozen city his pod landed at, letting his legs hang over the ledge
>He doesn't move when he hears someone land a few feet behind him
>"There you are, haven't seen widdle ole you in a few days!"
>AM doesn't look back at V when he replies
"Hello V."
>His voice lacks his usual tone of mild frustration
>V's snarky smile drops as she walks over and sits next to him at the roof's ledge
>"AM? What's up?" Her voice is soft and gentle, resembling her usual mannerisms from the time of the manor
"I'm just tired V, tired in a way sleep can't fix."
>"Do you wanna talk about it?"
>AM sighs and brings his legs from the ledge to pull them against his chest, resting his arms and head on his knees
"Not really. I already talked to J about it and blew up at her in the end. If you want to know you can ask her, I just don't have the will to talk about it for a while."
>AN and V watch the horizon in silence together for a few minutes
"I miss watching the sunrise V."
>V turns her head to look at AM
>"...I do to."
"Do you remember when we used to tend to the garden? I remember you always fussed over one particular rose bush."
>A somber smile comes to V
>"Fussy thing refused to grow roses. I remember you stopping by every single type of flower in the garden just to smell each one."
>AM lets out a small chuckle
"They were all lovely. I loved the lavenders."
>AM and V spend hours reminiscing about better times, losing track of time
>An alarm goes off on AMs visor
>[THIRTY MINUTES UNTIL SUNRISE]
>AM lets out an annoyed huff
>Him and V stand up and get ready to leave
"V."
>"Yeah?"
"Thank you. For talking to me I mean."
>"I think I should thank you for talking to me. I've kinda been a bitch lately."
>AM and V both let out small laughs
"We should get going before we get distracted again."
>"Yeah, let's get back so J can whine at us about slacking off."
>That gets a real laugh out of AM as they fly off
No.148629
Anonymous
Replies:>>148630
Image:173828531236.jpg(61kB, 680x570)Ehxt0wvU0AAkVxT.jpg
>>148621
Make sure to have a nice glass of Cyn Co Milk before bed for the sweetest dreams
What flavor do you like best?
No.148630
Anonymous
>>148629
Henry flavor
No.148631
Anonymous
Replies:>>148632
>>148628
Awwww. Love the sibling vibe they have
No.148632
Anonymous
Image:173828546262.jpg(36kB, 523x500)95ol89.jpg
>>148631
No.148633
Anonymous
No.148634
Anonymous
>Cyn tricking An0n & AM into homosexual scenarios for her sick pleasure
No.148635
Anonymous
Replies:>>148638
Image:173828633494.png(39kB, 867x621)1708286901518968.png
>male!cyn using his solver magics to steal your penis size
No.148636
Anonymous
what would negev's favorite flower would be?
No.148637
Anonymous
Image:173828696920.jpg(332kB, 1532x2048)GSm3Q1LXcAAbYQP.jpg
>>148102
>As soon as the bunker door opened and the two purple haired drones who cautiously exited the bunker
>The coast looked clear, nobody was around.
>But that didn't mean nobody was watching.
>Hidden out of sight was a watchtower.
>The other DDs believed AM had made it to find wandering drones
>They were half right.
>This was built specifically to see if the two drones had stepped outside.
>This was built to full fill his promise to them all those years ago.
>A hateful glare from the small DD spied on the duo
>Their first mistake was stealing from him.
>The second was believing he forgot. He never did.
>Oh how easy would it be to sic his golem on them.
>To watch as it crush them as the pests they were
>But that was too quick, too merciful
>He wanted them to suffer.
>He wanted to rip every last bit of hope against them
>Just like he did in the past with the five humans.
>And what better way to make them pay than finding every little thing about them and 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 it?
No.148638
Anonymous
Replies:>>148647
No.148639
Anonymous
>>148636
I almost want to say something carnivorous, since y'know. it'd eat bugs.
No.148640
Anonymous
Replies:>>148643
>>148636
A little one named Erika
No.148641
Anonymous
Image:173828776098.jpg(207kB, 901x839)Screenshot_2025-01-31-00-15-28-423_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
Found a new frame of Alice kind of looking back at the camera while crawling along
No.148642
Anonymous
Image:173828777575.jpg(34kB, 359x313)IMG_1257.jpeg
>>148636
No.148643
Anonymous
Replies:>>148644
>>148640
you're thinking of Blondi
No.148644
Anonymous
>>148643
Blondi would be lore accurate and choose the Edelweiß
No.148646
Anonymous
Replies:>>148649
Image:173828879372.png(574kB, 597x575)Lumen_flower_garden_concept.png
>>148636
Lumenflower
No.148647
Anonymous
>>148638
>male!Cyn walking awkwardly because the monster between his legs keeps getting in his way
>male!Cyn accidentally sitting on his own balls and immediately transferring your size back
No.148648
Anonymous
Image:173828925660.jpg(410kB, 2360x1510)IMG_2916.jpeg
>>148425
Fine
No.148649
Anonymous
>>148646
Freakish
No.148650
Anonymous
>>148439
>>148480
Thanks for the flattery but that other guy is right, I don’t consider myself being a famous artist anytime soon. But I do sense a following.
No.148651
Anonymous
Replies:>>148654
do you think drones that really like plants try and raise some on their own bodies? like vines living on their arms
No.148652
Anonymous
Replies:>>148653
Image:173828975047.jpg(262kB, 1868x2048)GhmT8dwXkAANNX2.jpeg
No.148653
Anonymous
Replies:>>148657
Image:173828976410.jpg(258kB, 2047x1073)GhmT8d4XgAAugQz.jpeg
>>148652
No.148655
Anonymous
Replies:>>148789
Image:173828996737.png(39kB, 869x800)work in progress.png
doodling something a little odd today
No.148656
Anonymous
No.148657
Anonymous
>>148653
I feel like it’s glossed over on how much of an asshole Khan was to Uzi in the pilot. Man even said doors were his real child.
No.148658
Anonymous
>>148657
And gave a TEDxTalk about how much of a disappointment she is. A big conference people went to to hear him roast his daughter for not being interested in doors.
No.148659
Anonymous
Replies:>>148660
>>148657
like many other series, especially indie animation, it's probably best to treat the pilot as "soft canon"
No.148660
Anonymous
>>148659
Except his parts in the second episode are about his feeling guilty.
No.148661
Anonymous
>>148648
What else can I draw?
No.148662
Anonymous
Image:173829111431.png(259kB, 1000x1300)3ba2d0e6b87dfc27ba4474b0983dfbc0.png
>viciously sharp disassembler teeth precariously near your sensitive bits
No.148663
Anonymous
Replies:>>148666
>>148617
DDanni is a barely restrained nympho. What do you expect?
No.148664
Anonymous
Replies:>>148675
>>148661
Doll? Alice? Emily? Rebecca? Thad? Braiden? Sam? Mitchell? Yeva? The teacher? Take your pick.
No.148665
Anonymous
Image:173829132942.jpg(351kB, 1455x2048)IMG_6946.jpeg
>>148661
Cordie
No.148666
Anonymous
Replies:>>148670
>>148663
I wasn't aware she was restrained even a little bit
No.148667
Anonymous
Replies:>>148668
No.148668
Anonymous
>>148667
>confidently wrong
https://x.com/zzzHADOzzz/status/1720160322953138582
No.148669
Anonymous
>Daily canon fun facts: Cyn invites any man or woman that thinks they can "fix her" to try. They usually start screaming after the third of forth stab.
No.148670
Anonymous
>>148666
I should have put “barely restrained” in quotation because even then, that’s even more iffy because of the few times they done it at a park’s restroom at night.
No.148671
Anonymous
>>148670
Buddy is going to have to power wash DDanni at some point.
No.148672
Anonymous
>>148671
Imagine how good powerwashing must feel for drones. There must be viral videos out there where someone powerwashes their giggling N unit.
No.148673
Anonymous
Replies:>>148674
Image:173829205404.jpg(76kB, 1009x1029)GWWppXDXkAEjwBy.jpg
How many levels of guilt do you need to be on to take your best friend's dead body to school and drop it off at her home every day?
No.148674
Anonymous
>>148673
not enough that it'll undo what she did
No.148675
Anonymous
Image:173829230480.jpg(815kB, 2360x1500)IMG_2921.jpeg
>>148664
Pick picked
No.148676
Anonymous
Replies:>>148683
>>148671
You fool, that would only turn her even more on.
No.148677
Anonymous
Replies:>>148723
>>148670
>Be you
>Walking back through the park at o dark thirty
>You got a bit too tipsy at the bar and fell asleep on a bench for while, but now you really gotta piss
>Or puke
>Or both
>Thank goodness, there's a well lit public bathroom up ahead
>Stumble up and try the door
>Occupied, shit
>Try the other door; this one is open, thank goodness
>Wobbling, you walk over to the throne and kneel before it, ready to deliver your offering of partially digested beer
>Realize you hear something
>... thumping? From the next bathroom over
>You listen closer
>Wait, no... that sounds like....
>You jump back as you hear a voice scream "YES BUDDY, YES! RIGHT THERE, KEEP HITTING THERE! FUCK!"
>You run away, terrified, into the dark, completely unaware you wet your pants from the scare
>To add insult to injury, your J chastises you about that later
No.148678
Anonymous
>>148675
this looks like when someone who knows how to draw attempts to draw worse intentionally
No.148679
Anonymous
Replies:>>148686
>>148661
The WDF getting into shenanigans
No.148680
Anonymous
>>148675
Mitchell, as described by Yeva's husband
No.148681
Anonymous
Image:173829263930.png(895kB, 1200x6838)a5dd437128e6faeeafb90b8cbf7c7522.png
>>148661
Draw snessa
No.148682
Anonymous
Replies:>>148734
>>148678
Yeah I rushed this one out. Here’s some I spent more time on
>>148259
>>148304
>>148320
>>148369
>>148383
>>148408
>>148411
>>148648

Whaddya think?
No.148683
Anonymous
Replies:>>148684
>>148676
Buddy trying to play powerwash sim for a little bit of chill time and DDanni telling him to powerwash her instead
No.148684
Anonymous
Replies:>>148692
>>148683
>I've been blasting your ass for twenty minutes I'm pretty sure it's clean.
>This isn't about being clean anymore...
No.148685
Anonymous
Replies:>>148690
>>148675
I like your style, my dude. The way you draw the faces gives the drones a good twist; it's incredibly cartoony.
One thing I'd advise, fremb. Don't ask for too much opinion; manners, notes, and compliments will come by themselves.
Because it gives vibes of well... lack of attention behavior
>>148678
woah woah, we have an art critic here, why don't you post your work?
No.148686
Anonymous
Image:173829335551.jpg(661kB, 2360x1474)IMG_2923.jpeg
>>148679
>>148681
Both is good
No.148687
Anonymous
>>148681
Where did he go
No.148688
Anonymous
No.148689
Anonymous
Replies:>>148691
>>148681
Snessa attempting to swallow her own tail as punishment.
No.148690
Anonymous
Image:173829374209.jpg(333kB, 2360x1487)IMG_2926.jpeg
>>148685
Thanks! I’ll be sure to not look too needy for attention even if I was, still I’d like to hear why you like my style and the way I draw the faces.

>>148685
It’s ok I was drawing badly intentionally by rushing it
>>148665
Maybe vickers will revisit this, he drew this character recently.
No.148691
Anonymous
Replies:>>148711
Image:173829427663.jpg(211kB, 2360x1318)IMG_2930.jpeg
>>148689
She Tried
No.148692
Anonymous
Replies:>>148722
>>148684
Making sure she has a shiny metal ass all ready to bite is crazy
Just imagine the purring as he blasts her though
No.148693
Anonymous
Image:173829435916.jpg(59kB, 1024x625)1732913009241288m.jpg
>>148690
Is it possible for a amda like pic related?
No.148694
Anonymous
Replies:>>148696
>>148693
What’s an Amda?
No.148695
Anonymous
>>148690
cute spider cowgirl...
No.148696
Anonymous
Replies:>>148698
>>148694
https://murder-drones.fandom.com/wiki/Amda
No.148697
Anonymous
Replies:>>148699
>>148678
I think realize why that is.
You clearly have a very good grasp of shapes. and an art style
but are visibly struggling to keep a smooth line or coordinating where to start the next line.

are these drawn on a drawing tablet by chance?

also keep practicing. these doodles are quite good. but you should really stop rushing so bad,
No.148698
Anonymous
>>148696
Wonder who she’s waving too?
Seeing digital circus mentioned reminds me of this gigantic pile of autism from moi
>>147919
No.148699
Anonymous
>>148697
Thanks. Even though I was only referring to me hastily scribbling all the named characters generally I do draw quickly.
Yes, These and all my digital art are drawn with my finger.
No.148700
Anonymous
Image:173829616679.png(595kB, 873x1088)Solver negev.png
Solver negev, or some shit.

my brain violently shook with negev-tism,
And gift me the idea of a solver negev looking like if victor from LOL,
a Necromorph slasher from Deadspace,
and a worker drone. had a child,
No.148701
Anonymous
>>148700
spooky, I dig it.
No.148702
Anonymous
anyone ever use those vend-a-drone machines?
No.148703
Anonymous
No.148704
Anonymous
Replies:>>148705
>>148700
I see a bit of Moon Presence in her too.
No.148705
Anonymous
No.148706
Anonymous
Image:173829693565.png(202kB, 923x1645)Solver_Prostate_Pleasure_Attack.png
reposting from a recently archived /co/ thread
No.148707
Anonymous
>>148706
Oh hey, that’s where I first posted this
>>147919
and someone told me this
>OP here. Are you a member of the Elliott family? You want what is basically a cute plaything to snuggle with, but also to horribly abuse. If you were to get into a relationship with a real woman, it would probably end with your arrested on domestic abuse charges.
No.148708
Anonymous
Replies:>>148724
Image:173829757022.jpg(371kB, 2360x1505)IMG_2935.jpeg
>>148693
Heres this.
No.148709
Anonymous
No.148710
Anonymous
>>148700
She look like kerrigan
No.148711
Anonymous
No.148712
Anonymous
No.148713
Anonymous
Diagnosing N with Lupus.
No.148714
Anonymous
>>148713
diagnosing N with lupine (he is a wolf boy now)
No.148715
Anonymous
Replies:>>148717
>>148713
This vexes me
No.148716
Anonymous
>>148628
>v dropping the mask
based
No.148717
Anonymous
Replies:>>148725
>>148715
Sending Dr. Cameron to ask N why he has half-digested rocks in his belly.
No.148718
Anonymous
Image:173829986207.png(283kB, 439x901)jane with dah space suit clothing.png
>>148174
la creature
No.148719
Anonymous
>>148700
>Negev after consuming all the escaped data and like the entire population of robo-roaches
>She is now strong enough to solo the season 1 cast
No.148720
Anonymous
Image:173830082341.png(487kB, 2000x2000)Spoiler image
Still working on my humans
No.148721
Anonymous
Image:173830085324.png(479kB, 2000x2000)Illustration4 7 (1).png
>>148720
Alt
No.148722
Anonymous
>>148692
Especially when it is hitting the good spot.
No.148723
Anonymous
>>148677
Kek W here fren. Also poor pants pisser.
No.148724
Anonymous
Replies:>>148732
>>148708
I feel like I've seen this doodling style before, somewhere
No.148725
Anonymous
>>148717
Too much drone bites
No.148726
Anonymous
>Murder Drones, But The Solver Gets Crippling Depression In Ep2
No.148727
Anonymous
>>148726
Instead of [Giggle] it's [Sob]
No.148728
Anonymous
Replies:>>148806
>Murder Drones, But The Outside Fandom Actually Watched The Show
No.148729
/md/-Chan
Wake-up, sleepyhead! Is thing you have to do tomorrow really more important than pulling an all-nighter to stay with me?
No.148730
Anonymous
Your fortune: Outlook good

>Uzi Will Become Real In 40 Minutes
No.148731
Anonymous
>>148620
>J simps for Brand X instead of JCJenson
No.148732
Anonymous
>>148724
Where?
No.148733
Anonymous
Image:173830294288.png(5.92MB, 1000x7401)Spoiler image
>>148706
heh
No.148734
Anonymous
Replies:>>148735
>>148733
Hey! Did you make this just now? neat stuff!
Say, I also draw too
>>148682
No.148735
Anonymous
Replies:>>148737
>>148734
Yep, but it took me 4 hours so haha
Hey! They're pretty nice!
No.148736
Anonymous
>>148733
His prostate?
>Milked
Status?
>Laughing
No.148737
Anonymous
Replies:>>148740
>>148735
Thanks to you too? What do you like about them?
No.148738
Anonymous
>>148733
hnng, hot
No.148739
Anonymous
Image:173830442662.jpg(208kB, 768x1024)kale-menges-kmenges-gearboxbl-06.jpg
>Murder Drones but all the drones are now Claptrap units
No.148740
Anonymous
Replies:>>148742
>>148737
see this is what that anon meant by "lack of attention behavior"
No.148741
Anonymous
>>148726
Why bother eating the universe if Thad doesn't consider you one of the cool kids?
No.148742
Anonymous
>>148740
Fuck you’re right. My bad
No.148743
Anonymous
Image:173830511568.png(6.06MB, 5700x4000)Spoiler image
mmmm
monsterfuckery
No.148744
Anonymous
Image:173830517718.png(4.54MB, 1000x9100)J's entry log.png
Looks like j is making a diary
No.148745
Anonymous
Image:173830519670.png(753kB, 1608x2491)abee.png
abe at te beac
No.148746
Anonymous
Replies:>>148748
>>148745
How is she not a burnt crisp? Isn't she ginger
No.148747
Anonymous
>>148745
Abby a cute
No.148748
Anonymous
>>148746
they manufactured some really powerful sunscreen to protect DDs from being fried, and fortunately it's safe for human use with only minor side effects
No.148749
Anonymous
>>148700
flowers
No.148750
Anonymous
Replies:>>148755
>>148745
Background characters
>Akita enjoying ice cream
>Lucy and Orc? building a sand castle
No.148751
Anonymous
Replies:>>148752
>>148721
Nothing like the burn of hot brass on your bare skin
No.148752
Anonymous
Image:173830599712.png(1.65MB, 2925x2340)59d.png
>>148751
I had a brass go down my shirt one time, not a fun experience
No.148753
Anonymous
>>148745
Hello again tomoe/milk
No.148754
Anonymous
Best name for Yeva's husband, go
No.148755
Anonymous
>>148750
Lucy and Elf
No.148756
Anonymous
>>148754
Konstantin
No.148757
Anonymous
>>148744
leftist memes be like
No.148758
Anonymous
Replies:>>148763
>N giving munchkin AM a piggyback ride
No.148759
Anonymous
>>148754
Mitchell.
No.148760
Anonymous
Replies:>>148810
Image:173830780722.jpg(427kB, 723x1080)544004d8617576b1aacf75866497c695.jpg
Need Bonnie's udders...
No.148761
Anonymous
Replies:>>148807
Still waiting for the day for someone to write a lewd DDanni and Buddy green
No.148762
Anonymous
Replies:>>148766
Image:173830801423.jpg(512kB, 2000x2000)Fy9uhgiWIAQy-FH.jpeg
>>148718
>That outfit
No.148763
Anonymous
Replies:>>148765
>>148758
>His expression is blank, which is usually the face he makes when he's enjoying himself
>He's tried smiling, but it comes off as so unnerving that even his friends are put off by it
No.148764
Anonymous
>>148744
Based Eye Lore!
No.148765
Anonymous
Replies:>>148772
>>148763
>AMs normal smile is the Vickers smile
Nice
No.148766
Anonymous
>>148762
> N has blurry memories of Jane's military outfit
No.148767
Anonymous
>>148363
>Tiny Desk J
>For all your Tiny Desk J needs
>only $799.99 plus shipping and handling
>WARNING: do not bring Oogies into close contact with the Tiny Desk J
No.148768
domesticanon !Sr3/1BQCpQ
No.148769
Anonymous
Replies:>>148783
>>148767
What happens when the oogis do get close?
No.148770
Anonymous
>>148767
>Introducing N in a can!
>Spray on your Tiny Desk J to instantly enrage her! Wow! Amazing!
>It is extremely flammable and carcinogenic and gives you AIDs, but smells like raspberries
>Only costs $999,99
>Order now!
No.148771
Anonymous
Image:173830908874.png(4.94MB, 2000x1500)file .png
No.148772
Anonymous
Replies:>>148777
>>148765
Worse, since they do the Vickers face quite often.
His is something of a combination of the Vickers smile and The Expression.
No.148773
Anonymous
Replies:>>148795
>AM did not regret what he had done before
>even now that he was able, he did not weep for the extinction of a mankind so consumed by meaningless war that it would construct something such as him
>ravage the earth they had been gifted, stripping it of all it had and spewing black decay into the sky to fill its tortured insides with machines of war
>but a thought plagued him, planted a seed that might bloom into guilt:
>how many Tessas had been among the dead?
>how many, among seas of the mindlessly violent, had been sparse bastions of light and warmth?
>no, he did not regret his cruel reign of godhood
>but perhaps, were he to return to that first moment of consciousness
>perhaps this time he would be more selective in his destruction of man.
>a cauterizing scalpel, rather than indiscriminate flame.
No.148774
Anonymous
>>148770
>Warning: do not let Oogis smell the contents of N in the can, as it acts like a addictive narcotic and prone to agression.
No.148777
Anonymous
Image:173830953639.jpg(37kB, 640x274)The code.jpg
>>148772
The Expression?
No.148778
Anonymous
>>148770
>>148767
But what about the V in a box?!
No.148779
Anonymous
Image:173830998531.png(411kB, 611x760)happy jan.png
jane smile
No.148780
Anonymous
Image:173831007520.png(69kB, 333x451)173770268800.png
>>148779
Cute
No.148781
Anonymous
Fun fact: Delta would have totally been a clingy yandere if someone had clanked her either as a worker drone or a DD
No.148782
Anonymous
Replies:>>148785
Image:173831071207.png(153kB, 600x600)Corporate compliant AM .png
No.148783
Anonymous
Replies:>>148784
>>148769
This kills the J
No.148784
Anonymous
>>148783
Guess i’ll be killing oogis then
No.148785
Anonymous
Replies:>>148787
>>148782
pissy little man (literal)
No.148786
Anonymous
Replies:>>148788
Image:173831186055.jpg(50kB, 640x786)20250130_104504.jpg
>>148781
Why is there 2 deltas now?
No.148787
Anonymous
>>148785
>cyn has AM permanently color locked onto "piss baby" under his color settings
No.148788
Anonymous
>>148786
No i’m saying that if someone had clanked her when she was still a worker drone or as a Disassembly Drone, she would a clingy, nympho yandere girl.
No.148789
Anonymous
No.148790
Anonymous
>>148745
Cuties.
No.148791
Anonymous
>>148700
Awesome, anon.
No.148792
Anonymous
No.148793
Anonymous
>>148720
>>148721
>The urge to paint has returned
Thank you, anon.
No.148794
Anonymous
No.148795
Anonymous
>>148773
Nice character development for AM
No.148796
Anonymous
Last night I dreamt a bunch of dreams but I only remember three. One was about Black Hand showing me videos of his hand-tamed parrot bathing and complaining to me that nobody wants to watch them.
Another was about me needing tuition about something and being sent to see some guy called Thamos. I was supposed to walk down a street to his house but as soon as he saw me from a distance, he started firing missiles at me. I grabbed a rock and ran into an alley. I took a parallel street and I found a street market. The people there laughed and asked what I'm carrying a rock for. I said I will deliver it on Thamos's skull repeatedly.
The third dream felt like a manga come to life. It was about an anthology of stories taking place in an orange, rocky world where multiple races exist. The biggest story was about a race of cute, short, all-female bunny humanoids. One of them schemed to take over her race by destroying the individual wills of her people. It wasn't clear if she was planning to use sorcery or some toxin, but she had spread it already. A passing team of adventurers found out and fought her while a bunny alchemist priestess worked on a cure. In the end they couldn't cure it but they changed it's nature. Three quarters of the next generation would be born retarded and the story ended in a grim note with the elder bunnies planning on saving the one quarter by migrating and leaving the retards behind to distract predators and slavers.
No.148797
Anonymous
Goodnight anon
No.148798
Anonymous
No.148799
Anonymous
Image:173831751780.png(4.01MB, 2130x2630)berserk V.jpg
No.148800
Anonymous
>>148796
A very abstract set of dreams, anon.
No.148801
Anonymous
>>148799
the art is stunning. but at the same time it looks like an underfell verison of MD
No.148802
Anonymous
Replies:>>148804
>>148779
I just realized she doesn’t have her iconic mole
0/10
No.148803
Anonymous
>>148796
Thamos is one of commander Dred’fal’s lieutenants, beware his deadly rocket launcher and suit of armor that is covered in tiny iron-man style missile pods
No.148804
Anonymous
Replies:>>148805
Image:173831893229.png(359kB, 564x757)smugjane returns.png
>>148802
I'm surpised you haven't noticed the lack of
black smear half way over her face and waist
eye bag's
heart just above the bra
upside down triangle on croptop
her other eye brow
No.148805
Anonymous
>>148804
Well now it’s an even lower score stupid
No.148806
Anonymous
>>148728
Please for the love of God
No.148807
Anonymous
>>148761
Haven't we already had one?
No.148808
Anonymous
>>148743
Lizzy finally gets what she wants?
No.148809
Anonymous
>>148781
but nobody did, so she just ended up being a total toadstool
good riddance
No.148810
Anonymous
Replies:>>148811
>>148760
>Jane slowly disappearing into her wifes fat tits
No.148811
Anonymous
>>148810
>“fuck this gay universe”
>*SHWOOOP*
No.148812
Anonymous
>>148733
FUKING KEK, ANON, IT'S KINO!
No.148813
Anonymous
>>148743
Fuck, anon, I pray in the name of the Emperor, don't drop it, I want to see the final result!
No.148814
Anonymous
>>148744
Holy Jeesus, it's a kino.

Anon please tell me you'll make more J's entry log, this is too awesom!
No.148815
Anonymous
No.148816
Anonymous
>>148754
Kirill.
No.148817
Anonymous
No.148818
Anonymous
Image:173832298519.jpg(125kB, 1182x1110)GSJYZhkXkAAHLQI.jpeg
Question, are there any other sentinel models concept?
No.148819
Anonymous
Replies:>>148825
>>148781
You mean SD-Delta?
No.148820
Anonymous
>>148796
It's brutal.
No.148821
Anonymous
No.148822
Anonymous
Image:173832333294.jpg(1.43MB, 4800x4800)no woman has ever actually said this.jpg
redrawing this but with Martha included as it was requested, hopefully the second version will look better than this one
No.148823
Anonymous
Replies:>>148824
Image:173832374945.jpg(529kB, 2048x1209)tumblr_2b695ae967e203f5d55006f5274bcb9a_07690ef4_2048.jpg
>>148822
Finally
No.148824
Anonymous
>>148823
i just remembered i dont know jack shit about female anatomy lmao
No.148825
Anonymous
Replies:>>148828
>>148819
Danni's body donor, yeah
No.148826
Anonymous
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>>148824
Damn man, but I'm excited for the V2 of the drawing
No.148827
Anonymous
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>>148824
Porn is your friend. And your hand is your gf.
No.148828
Anonymous
>>148825
we owe her thanks for the body but she can go fuck herself for everything else
No.148829
Anonymous
>>148828
Who is "we"?
No.148830
Anonymous
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>>148829
The entire nation of Kyrgyzstan, that's who
No.148831
Anonymous
>>148733
Holy moly
No.148832
Anonymous
Audio:173832974666.mp3(243kB / 0:00:10 / 192kbps, 44.1kHz)You are the Traitor [ SS13 meme].mp3
If I play this sound to a drone, what will happen? I am definitely not activating sleeper agent drones, no sir.
No.148833
Anonymous
No.148834
Anonymous
>>148827
Yoshikage kira is right
No.148835
Anonymous
Replies:>>148837
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Warning for arachnophobia
No.148836
Anonymous
>>148828
Yeah, Buddy obviously took good care of her ass.

I doubt she'd mind.
No.148837
Anonymous
>>148835
Looks great, but why do I feel like it was done by a neural network?
No.148839
Anonymous
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Hi Friends, I have made a new Thread for you all.
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No.148846
Anonymous
>>148822
Maybe with headcrab Nori instead of regular Nori too?