/md/ - Murder Drones

>>88954
I am depressed over slowness

>>88959
Time flies as you grow old.

N human | Murder Drones fan art

Sure, he looks too much like Cyntessa, but the animation itself and the style is pretty good.

>>88954
Hi, anon, I am glad to see you. Haw are you?

>>88959
In writing, in time, in what?

>>88965
I'm doing good, today is going to be a terrifying day, but that is not going to make me feel sad. And you?

>>88969
Everything okay smileanon?

>>88969
I'm sorry to hear that, but I'm glad you're doing well. Pretty good, I'm a little sick so I'm staying home, but all in all I'm fine.

>>88972
Yes, of course! Just University stuff, that it can go bad, but even if it goes bad, it will not let it affect me.
>>88974
Good to know you are doing good, Friend! I hope you feel better soon.

I want to make sweet love to Tessa. The kind with interlocked fingers, kissing and connection.

>>88973
She loves you just as much, and young interns too.

Harper wants uppies

>>88979
I give Harper uppies and call her a good girl.

>>88981
The Harper is pleased

>>88921
Or the Joker.

>>88979
How much do the Desasembly and Sentinel drones weigh? Considering the pilot episode where N could hold and even slide a damn big door with a damn strong closing mechanism, a couple of dozen tonnes at least.

>>88981
Wouldn't she be a little heavy to pick up like that?

>>88985
Brooooooo💀💀💀
We do think alike

>>88978
Based

>>88985
Do vampires weigh heavier than regular humans?

>>88986
Don't call her fat, that's rude!

>>88985
But I mean, he did not need to use his weight at all, the closing mechanism presses the upper cover down and lifted the lower one up, he only had to have the strength to keep them from moving further with his arms. All that counted was wether he is strong enough to keep his shape against sucha resistance, he didn't need to use his own weight

>>88985
strength =/= weight

>>88991
But anon, according to the law of conservation of cube mass, N must have a certain density to have enough forces.

>>88982
>Harper’s daughter is lonely at times and wants friends who are like her
>You, a Worker on the Sentinel base, have been given the suggestion to befriend her
What do?

>>88995
>Ask her if she's named for the legendary goddess of fertility (and sleeping around), Sophie

>>88997
You mean the icon of STD

>>88995
Invite her for Netflix and Chill. This is how humans make friends from what the drones have heard. You invite a woman for Netflix and Chill, you make "a move", and she says she wants you to be friends.

>>88996
>J Kill la Kill

>>88995
Honestly, I don't know, I don't know how to be friends with children, I don't like children's things, and since according to the Supreme Command's decree, sentinel drones can only watch harmless children's cartoons and read harmless children's books, I don't know what to do together.

Though, I'd watch Thomas the Steam Train with her, I haven't watched it in a hundred years.

Can drones speack to eachother in binaric?

>>89001
God, what a disgusting thing, the sight of it makes me want to vomit.

>>89003
They sure think it's dumb. They can communicate in it, but it would look like some dude at a party trying to speak old English to show his purebred English ancestry.

>>89003
Only when rizzing up that admech person

>>89005
But wouldn't it be more efficient for drones to communicate this way? It's pure data in audio form.

does it clap?

>Pavo gets a raging murderboner during a particularly violent battle
>this isn't unusual for him, it's just an involuntary physiological response to the excitement of combat
>he's not *that* much of a sadist
>but even as he's heading back to base
>even after he's cleared his head and calmed down
>he's still ROCK hard
>it's been over an hour since he got back to home base and it *still* won't go down
>trying the usual methods in his private quarters offer him no relief
>his teammates don't question his behavior during battle anymore, but the rank-and-file human soldiers? the noncombatant staff?
>they already give him funny looks, he can't let them see him like this
>especially not his beloved anon
>a prominent bulge in Pavo's pants would make even his most debonair seductions come across as lecherous and crude
>he had to do something about it, but was there even a protocol for this sort of thing?
>he consulted with his digital handbook, eventually finding his answer:
>"any unusual physiological phenomenon, especially those which persist for an extended duration, should be reported to and discussed with your assigned technician ASAP."
>Pavo hit his head against the wall, burying his blushing face in his hands
>he wanted to die.

>>89007
What's the point for them? They're thinking at the speed of a normal human, and using a language that's just a little faster isn't going to improve their cognitive abilities. Even more, since they have completely adopted human culture, they are literally required to speak human language, because language is a major part of any culture.

>>89003
only when they enact the 'X to X communication' meme, with their mouths hanging open and modem noises coming out

>>89009
Poor Pavo, let's hope anon doesn't think anything wrong of him. Although, it can't get worse than it is.

>>89004
Same, I'm sick and that shit made me feel worse

>>89008
dronussy?

>>89002
Kids desire recognition from adults. It is almost exciting to them when they find an adult who speaks their language. Most adults are bored, dismissive or angry when a child speaks to them. But if you are too much of a child then they will come to socially regard you as a child. They will try to draw your attention like a child or dismiss you like a child. They will become pestering or disobedient. So you have to remind them frequently that they are beneath you. Not by putting them down but by one-uping them. By owning cooler stuff, by knowing raunchier jokes, by going where they can't, by knowing tricks they don't. Like a sort big brother but not antagonistic and a party clown but not undignified.

>>89015
Feed it to a Bugretta.

>”Trick or Treat! We’re faggots!”
How would each character react if they heard this outside the doors?

>>88829
>>88830
fucking KINO. as much as I love Lucy I didn't think it was possible to make her a compelling character without an overhaul, but you've proved me wrong

Which OCs would Lucy avoid scaring and why?

>>89020
Blondi, because she hates the antichrist and wants to behead all satans.

>>88932 Really late response but ETRS stands for Engineering and Technical Repair Specialist.

>>89001
I still regret ever posting that fetus in the older threads

>>89023
You people are being babies about loaves and fluffies.

>>89002
Hug her

Will you Anons play Half-Life 2 on its 20th anniversary this saturday?

>>89027
I think he's a homunculus she made to be her assistant. He's a good helper.

>>89018
>Okay!

>>89002
You know that Sentinels have a free selection of stuff, right?
Unless they don’t feel they can handle it.

>>89024
Unironically fluffies I’m somewhat ok with. Probably because i’ve been conditioned to see them a good… 7-8 years ago? But the thing about Fluffies that i can tell which animal they’re supposed to be. Loafs? They’re so deformed i can’t even tell what animal they’re supposed to be. And quite honestly i would rather deal with baby talk instead of literal mouth popping noises.

>>89027
Created characters with incredible charisma and possibly the coolest storyline, and drain them in TWENTY BLOODY MINUTES! I can't understand it, no matter how many times I try, I can't understand it.

>>88970
>>88971
damn, who's the artist?

I miss when fluffy stories were about them dying in improbable or straight up impossible ways. Some Johnny Quickdeath shit.

>>89032
You often mention fluffies, but what is this?

>>88994
unrelated but these ouzo candies are THE SHIT

>>89031
A tessa loaf surprisingly doesn’t make me feel sick to my stomach like the other loafs.

>>89036

You asking a rhetoric question or genuinely asking on what exactly is a fluffy?

>>89039
Yes, I ask what is it.

>>89040
Okay in a nutshell. Fluffies are basically bio-toys made by hasbro based on the my little pony ponies. The thing about them is that they are straight up incomplete, mostly because PETA was going full retard and released these things in the wild.

Because they weren’t complete. Fluffies would have runny shit, breed like fucking rabbits, constant baby talk and if they scared from even one little thing. They shit everywhere. They so problematic and practically invasive to the world altogether. They were labeled akin to like pests and soon people killed these things with sadistic glee.

>>88999
She wants to watch stuff for slightly older audiences because she’s a BIG girl now, at least she says so

>>89042
Oh and the fluffies are also racist to their own kids if they have like brown fur.

How do you think Liam feels about Tessa x J?

>>89018
>Uzi: O...kay?
>N: Aww that's sweet! Love is love
>V: *Recites Leviticus 20:13*

>>89042
>>89044
They're a bit like Oogi.

But from the description it's disgusting, both the concept itself and the way they were used. Oogi are more better.

>>89020
If Becca ever came across Lucy she would be sobbing because she doesn’t want to be reminded how badly she failed her patients.

>>89047
What the fuck? Who the fuck thought of animating THIS?

>>89048
>Oogi are more better.
oogi typed this

>>89048
Oogis are a degree of intelligence that makes feel more tolerable. I mean i do like the occasional Oogi abuse and love it when these things get put in their place. But they are still better than loafs and fluffies.

>>89049
If think about it, Lucy's notoriety as the one that can scare anyone already makes her scary, which will cause everyone aware of her to be at 0 level forever, because they're already afraid of her.

>>89031
Give me the loaf, I want it

>>89031
Of all these creatures, Tessa-loaf is most tolerable.

>>89055
I've watched that cartoon, but it's not so awful as THIS!

>>89056
Fact my man

>>89031
This warm my heart

J meets Tessa Loaf. What happens next?

Harper bites!

>>89061
I think she used an empty pillbaby, odds and ends, and tissue samples harvested from the DDs' cores and totaled bodies to make Beau.

>>89062
I go to town on J.

>>89063
Maybe she is hungry.

I think Harper is a NERD! And I wanna give her an Indian Burn

>>89060
Ah, good old YouTube, without all these "care" about the psyche of the younger generation.

>>89068
Damn

So regarding something Alice, which of these you think would look best/fit her most? Off model somewhat
>Very tight short shorts
>Upskirt (panties/none?)(dress/gown?)
>Nothing covering at all
brainrot is too much I need to draw it to get it out of my head 24/7

>>89068
The boy grows up with the genocide machine that is his father, the good god of absolute end that is his mother, and the supernatural flesh abomination that is his sister, and he himself is perfectly normal, without supernatural or weird shit.

He's definitely not find a girlfriend

>>89026
Depends on whether the 20th anniversary update Valve is supposedly doing comes out by then

>>89071
She would definitely wear tight shorts to emphasize her "virtues."

>>89071
Tight shorts but the button undone and the zipper unzipped

>>89072
>dad has the deaths of millions on his conscience
>mom is a living nightmare who wishes she was still normal-ish like she has to pretend she is and has the Devil in her head, always waiting for opportunities to torment her
>sister is an ontological outsider
I think Colt lucked out.

>>89074
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>>89076
I love that we all collectively agree Alice would dress like a hick.

>>89074
>>89075
>>89076
Thought so already but seems to fit then

>>89079
>"Alice would dress like a hick."
>"Agreed."

Dressing like a white trash dancer for a nascar race.

>>89083
Oh

if beau had a voice (as a homunculus or a fully fledged drone) what would it sound like?

I'm genuinely curious, out of all the drawfags here, how many have taken art classes and how many are self-taught?

>>89082
I'll do multiple anyways, we'll see wether anything of it gets done kek.
Something racing themed has long been on the nonexistent list, nothing too outright slutty tho. (At least in public idk)

>>89052
Oh please, loafs are far superior. Especially since the og artist moved away from the dumb gore stuff.

>>89092
I took some general art classes from middle school through college, but I'm mostly self taught

>>89094(me) superior to fluffies I mean.

>>89092
I can't speak for others, but the only artclass I ever had was having to draw in school, always had A for every single drawing (except when I had the socialist old witch as a techer) other than human-animal-mixface. Was never fun tho since you had to draw what some retarded 50 something artfanhag thought was good. Still ended up with straight Cs since I always had E for theoretical part and I refused to speak.
Other than that it was just a ton of practice since age 3 or 4 due to having grown up with Il2 1946 (ww2 plane game), always drew planes exclusively and didn't do shape or perspective practice, which ended up making me unable to do humans properly, Drones are a different thing entirely tho.

I thought of something cute, then immediately remembered this is still technically 4chan and you'd all be gross with it

>>89098
I doubt we have the same definition of cute.

>>89098
I probably wouldn't be

>>89101
Alright. Get this.
>Labor Bot Step-Sister in Drone Family

>>89102
That's it? That's just a sitcon.

>>89100
I wish this dude would just release his model instead of grooming kids on discord

>>89102
why exactly would we be grossed out with that?

>>89103
>>89105
I meant that you'd make it gross, not that the idea itself was

>>89075
Speaking of cleavage and top, tits or dronechest?

>>89096
Sorry but its hard to unsee the loafs cannibalizing one another.

>>89100
Does Cynwalker actually have a red fleshy tongue? Wasn't it black like the DD's?

>>89107
Oh yeah that makes more sense.

Yeah that's a valid expectation.

>>89108
Drone chest

>>89092
No classes, just self-taught. And I only started drawing last year.

>>89092
Self taught

Quick question for artfags: When drawing, Do you use your wrist or fingers more? Asking for a friend.

>>89115
I use my elbow or shoulder to draw bigger lines, barely use my wrist to make lines, too restrictive

>>89091
smiling friends but it only profeesor psychotic creation (SMILING FRIENDS SPOILER)

>>89116
Sucks that Rebecca bled to death.

>>89092
Stupid question but how do art classes teach? Every time I went to them it's just "draw this".

>>88880
aah thanks a bunch anon :] 👍 means a lot to me, i appreciate your comment!

>>89122
Simplified, focusing on perspective and proportions first

>>89117
I see, I'm looking to get into drawing so this will help. Thank you.

>>89126
Hand & Wrist Strength & Durability - Rice or Sand Bucket

>>89125
Telling someone to just do something with no advice isn't teaching

>>89128
How is that going to help me?

>>89107
There's nothing yo make gross. It's s family with an erasmus student or the quirky guest such as ALF.

>>89108
Whats it gonna be Kyle? Tits or destiny?

>>89130
When a muscle gets strong enough it stops feeling pain from being moved

Do this every day twice a day for 2 weeks

>>89125
what

>>89098
Go ahead, anon, you certainly can't think of anything worse than loaf.

>>89108
Boobs and ass.

You have left your child with a drone. Depending on which drone it is, what happens to your child?

>>89136
>"Hello beautiful! Show bob and vagine!"
>"Not the injuns ah was expectin..."

>>89119
Lucy felt horror.

>>89126
Fuck...

>>89126
Dude, these are the stuff of nightmares.

J and V suckling from cynisa's titties while N patiently waits his turn.

>>89141
Gee thanks

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Has Elf been enslaved by Sandy Claws?

THIS IS THE MURDER DRONES SONG!

This with giantessa singing the song
Garfield Show - "Go Away" ... (cover of the best song ever)

>>89142
Anon, do you forget to take your pills again?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>89144
Is Holly-Claus using Elf to assassinate everyone on the naughty list?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>89149
Does this mean I'm on the naughty list?

>>89151
no. you have fucked files or something man, try redownloading that shit

>>89155
We need this but with new OCs

>>89154
Drones yowling in despair as they are pulled on chains into grueling packed heated sweaty assembly lines where they are barked at and beaten with whips as mocking laughter rings in their ears...

>>89126
okay but Like being able to do that with your hand is actually really cool in my opinion.

>>89160
Tebba. From Gainax/Trigger.

>>89156
I wouldn't think any less of you if it were.

>>89126
try drawing with a mouse.
it's harder to learn then with a pen. but it's possible.

>>89160
>>89161
Amazing Bootleg Friend.

>>89160
>>89161
if you have links to those boot legs could you send them?

Gonna buy them

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Did MG vore Henry?

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>89167
You heard me. Now answer, fucking coward

>>89160
>>89161
Let them fight.

Cool arts, anon.

>>89161
>Doll speaks Russian
>Brodll speaks Belarusian with a suspiciously thick Polish accent

>>89166
https://www.ebay.com/itm/335619732750?
https://www.ebay.com/itm/167048563194?
These are the ones I was able to find. The tessa one though only links back to a reddit page

>>89172
The Magic 8ball foretells of the coming of The Fallen!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Does Negev know how to draw?

>>89174
>Negev's cell is lined with pictures of almost photo-realistic drawings of bizarre creatures and people that no one has ever seen before
>Despite this, Negev claims that they're all around us, poisoning our minds, attempting to suck out our souls
>The Administrator has recommended the burning of every picture, except for the small few landscape ones, she can keep those

>>89175
Adventure Time | Wizard Eyes | Ice King

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Can I fornicate with this Drone?

>>89168
SD-MG definitely didn't. Brain-in-a-jar MG, however, might have crawled into Henry's back and become a tumor

>>89179
>endorsing the Cardinals
Shame upon you and your bloodline

>>89179
Who is this child?

>>89179
I just did a tiny doodle of one. So I hope he's happy.

>>89137
>V
He'll be scared, but generally okay, since V threatened him that if he hurt himself in any way, she'd make it ten times worse.

>J
He'll be totally fine and learning tax fraud, probably will also get a fetish for dominant women of age.

>N
Anything. Even though N is literally a golden retriever puppy in the body of a genocidal machine, his childlike nature could lead him and my son on all sorts of adventures.

>Uzi
I will not let that bitch come to my son on shooting distance of my AK, let she fucking try.

>Lizzy
Likewise, let she fucking try to come near my son.

>Doll
He'll be completely fine and fed and have some candy in pockets.

>Alice
He'll have a great time gutting drone corpses and studying their anatomy and learning a few redneck words.

>Cyn
50%: He will have a good time watching cartoons and playing with toys.
50%: it will be anything but not my son.

>>89170
Oh, she's from the Grodno region just like me.

>>89184
>Anons coworker sees M in the office
>M waves at the two of them
>"Who is that?"
>Anon turned and squints at M
I dunno, man. Doesn't look like he plays card games either. Now, let's go talk about sports.

>>89083
Cute!!!

>>89179
I don’t forget Crash

>>89184
No matter how many times I look at that image, M is still just as damn sexy.

>>89179
She looks cute.

>>89084
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>>89089
Canon

>>89196
😊

Negev OWES me cuddles

>>89195
>>89175
*Maids