/md/ - Murder Drones

Cyntipede wuv Uunon

>>84042
this is how a sentrygun is made

So we all know Uzi's a crow, N's a dog, and V's a cat, but why is that?

Well Uzi's shockingly smart, able to figure out how different things work through mostly observation, and jury-rigging her own stuff, like how Corvids are able to use makeshift tools to crack nuts or get food, and even just for the sake of having fun.

N's incredibly friendly, and if he decides you are his friend, he's unflinchingly loyal, and willing to do extremely violent things to protect the people he cares about.

And V's cat thing may have started as a silly thing the fans did like 'N's a dog, so V's a cat' to the point that one of the new plushes GLITCH is releasing is a Cat V, but I think it goes deeper. She's very standoffish, seems to have no real interest in what N or Uzi do, and enjoys lazing around when she's not eating or hunting something. But she's always around them, doing things to get attention, and pretends it's just a coincidence that she's watching the same thing you are, on your phone, with no one else around, shut up, it's not deep. And when you manage to learn to understand how she works, she's deeply affectionate, and friendly, even if she's still a little bitchy.

>>84049
Wife

>>84016
Khan is going to be kept very, very busy for the first week or so of the new body.

>>84051
the redpill, its the only way to pull the secret NUzi stash porn

>>84051
Blue. It immediately skips over the learning process and I csn use it to potentially get a job at Glitch in the future

>>84051
Is it a worker drone with a personality, or is it gonna be a blue-eyed background character who mostly stares and does tasks?

>drone wife won’t talk to me after our vacation to Autobot city because I stared at a Cybertronian’s legs a bit too long
it’s not even my fault! she was all legs! I had to crane my neck to not see her legs!

>>84054 (me)
I'd pick black, but I have no where to hide my Drone, if literally anyone saw it they'd all talk about it. Eventually the state governor would be on my asshole then eventually the U.S government which will most likely lead to me mysteriously vanishing

>>84051
Blue

I saw talk about Cliffside OCs last thread. Can anyone do a quick-run down of lore we don't see on-screen? I kinda like the idea of us expanding on it yourself

>>84059
>Yourself
Well, auto-correct, I do intend on doing that, but I meant
>*Ourselves

>>84051
Blue, easily blue.

>>84051
Yellow

Harper protects Elf on her first real date!

>>84063
>date!
With who?

>>84051
Blue and black are very tempting.

>>84051
Blackpill is invaluable, already have blue good enough for my demands, yellow would not work out at all.
Red seems good too, but does it give you animation skills? You'd still have to work on what they order you too
Nothing beats a real WD, is it some random or can one manage to make them like someone specific after some time?

>>84066
WD!Anon is kissable
>>84064
(You)

>>84064
Jerry from accountant

>>84048
So what is J? She's loyal, headstrong but cowardly? I don't know any animal that matches those traits

>>84051
>Anon picks the blue pill, the obvious choice
>However, he doesn't realize - it doesn't make him able to draw like he sees things in his head
>It makes him see things in his head like how he draws them
>Crude representations of barely identifiable humans and drones now clutter his mind, crayon on construction paper

>You are finally a DD, no more mister weak drone!
>No more "Green is an ugly color"
>No more hiding your eyes
>You are going to destroy everyone that did you wrong!
>You are a powerful machine that will make everyone submit to you!
>You-! Have... Peg legs...
>You look at yourself
>Female DD frame
>You look around, an Anon, with a Sentinel handheld flash
>You are tied down
>Things are going to get worse

>>84071
A donkey is dependable but will let you fall to your demise rather than try to jump a gap
Or else maybe a meerkat? They're loyal but also bail at the first sign of damger

So since I'm a dipshit that ended up making that new fic rec post at the end of the last thread, I'm just gonna post the link to said post here: >>84039
The fact that we ain't got jack or shit in terms of crossovers annoys me to no end.

>>84051
Black
>Red requires abilities
>Yellow helps develop abilities for Red
>Blue allows you to skip Yellow
>Black has a robot do it all for you

>>84082
>>84067
>>84066
You are literally all forgetting that only (You) get a Worker Drone, that doesn't mean the world advances in technology to get that far, it just means that you spontaneously get a futuristic piece of hardware that literally every single powerful man on Earth will now want. Expect all kinds of horrible shit headed your way

>>84082
Blue

>>84068
oh NO

N’s heart beet

>>84091
Gosh I hope he says 'Radical Highway'

>>84092
She gonna gonna bite off your dick off if you don't satisfy her

>>84085
Nope. No one can

>>84094
Trust me, i will. I'm not stopping until she's pregnant

>>84098
Will you pay child support?

>>84077
>>84078
>>84080
>>84081
>>84084
>>84086
>>84091
>>84096
>>84097
I'm so fucking sorry anons I downloaded then when looking on redit for stuff a few days ago that's where the filename is from I cannot do blender

>>84097
And that is why Nori gave Khan erectile dysfunction

>>84098
Preg!Alice my beloved

>>84099
Yes, by happily raising our children together

>>84100
Womp womp

>>84100
You shall be executed by J's ass as punishment

I've been seeing some weird oogis wandering around outside my house. I dunno how exactly to explain it, they just looked off somehow. so I tried looking around online to see if anyone knew what might be wrong with them, since I don't want my oogi to catch anything. I kept seeing posts about "false oogis" and kinda freaked myself out. those are just an urban legend, r-right?

>>84100
i was wondering why that post had so many seemingly random replies
didnt check the filename

>>84068
eh, give her a propane canister and she'll mellow out

>>84107
Just go to eep

>>84076
yes
powerful dangerous girls don't need to be big
this also counts for the whole Mitchell/Yeva thing

>>84113
Heh, clever

>>84113
I didn't cynpedes were endoparasitics, can they infect humans like botfly?

>>84115
I wouldn't worry about it.

Do you think Murder Drones would've worked if it was in 2D Vickers style instead of 3D?

>>84118
No.

>>84089
Femdrone is kissable

>>84076
Kissies

>>84073
Ah fuck

>>84126
So how do a oogi find a infected, because ants do find infected cordycep ants and dispose them out of the colony

>>84126
You had me interested and then you just had to say this
>but at the end of it the new born cyntipeed bursts out the head of the bugretta and feasts on the oogi colony.
Yeah this idea blows

>>84131
Why does new Oogi content genuinely suck now?

>>84118
If I'm looking at it from the perspective of Cliffside and Internecion Cube, eh... kinda. Problem is, the environment. In 3D, I thought it was really well done, especially parts in the pilot but also later episodes. They did pretty darn good in highlighting how desolate Copper 9 is after the initial core collapse/failed Eldritch consuming ritual of the planet. Those cars buried in snow/asbestos with skeletons in the seats.. The cryo pod corridor. The spire outside. Hell, even the Camp 98.7 had some nice shots to really sell the bleakness of humanity being wiped out by that failed [NULL]ing. I liked the frozen lake area, which kind of reminded me of his old crashed UFO concept art.
I'm not saying it can't be done in 2D, might just be a little different. You can see he pulls off cold, bleak location art on his site, it's possible.
Side note, I have been thinking about human deaths on Copper 9. Sure the ones working in the cathedral research center below would've been assimilated and had their flesh stripped off of their very being. But there were many DDs in the Cabin Fever Labs and maybe the ones who arrived early could've been responsible for killing existing humans on the surface. The timeline is a bit coarse to sort out but it might be possible. And those humans didn't face N, V or J. Likely, they were killed by the drones that didn't develop personalities since Cyn outright said she only let N's team retain their personalities. So.. efficient and merciless killers. It would've been terrifying if I was an ordinary civilian worker on Copper 9 when that happened.

>>84133
Or that's just the line Vore Demon GLaDOS keeps in its back cargo shorts pocket in case any of its cute puppets dig too deep, to make them think they're alone and hopeless. That their squad was the only one interesting enough to keep as neurotic damaged fuckups.

>>84136
Nope. Not yet. Be the first

>>84136
Not as far as I know.

>>84136
Hey, wait a second. Anon, why does Cordie have a big floppy weiner?

>>84140
Warring over stupid shit probably

>>84140
It's an interspecies reality show. Several aliens have bets on which drones/people will survive.

>>84140
Killing eachother for scraps. The only possible surviving humans are government leaders or rich assholes that are stuck in cryochambers

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Will more drawfriends appear?...no offense to that one DevilDroneAnon artfriend

>>84144
once I get confidence to post

Does anyone have the Patriotic Thad pic?

>>84144
I can't tell if this fortune is wanting it to be a surprise or if it's telling me an exodus is about to occur

Jigger

>>84144
When I'm good enough to throw my autism at you people twofold

>>84148
>J exits the room crying
Nice going, bigot

>>84150
Jobber deserved it

Would you like to take care of a femdrone?
She has no evil intentions, just a disc with a cold war sci-fi movie

>>84154
I do not trust her

>>84154
She may take my balls

>>84154
Yes, yes I would.

I miss the Crash Test Drones

>>84157
> other J models
including the male one?

>>84163
Especially the male one

>>84146 (me)
Does anyone have the Patriotic Thad pic?

>>84116
I cast BRICK!

>>84157
>Be a security guard on your first day at the sperm bank
>Lose your job that very night and get a new one as "chief supply strategist" in a drone's house
>Apparently there's room for promotion to husband once you're accustomed to workplace culture

>>84092
What would human Alice look like?

Gah dam

>>84172
She's so my type even without the personality it's crazy
Imagine Alice with such a body nice...both the torn 'jacket' thing from her concept art like in your pic as well as the tattered gown in canon would make for an amazing hot look

>>84173
Thad's a bro.

>>84169
Sensual. Very nice anon.

>>84175
Shame you can't just wander into the old forest and find girls like this nowadays.

>>84178
😭🙏
Don't remind me of reality like that, Alice irl would be 🤯

>>84083
>You got a free Worker Drone, complete with cute maid dress and personality, and you love her
>In a very pure and chaste way- she's not equipped for that sort of thing, and even though she has a mouth, you'd rather kiss it
>Still, you enjoy your questionably-moral relationship with your robotic servant girl
>Unfortunately, you fail to recognize the telltale signs of government agency stalking, and both of you are taken in the night
>You're stuck alone in a holding cell for god knows how long, on the edge of starvation as they routinely waterboard and interrogate you
>You're pretty sure your usefulness is soon to be outlived, and you're proven right when they start dragging you around and mock-executing you as a new daily occurrence
>On one of those days, the hallway blacks out, and when the lights come back on, you're alone, the guards gone
>Skulking down the halls, you see her, standing in front of a guard who's kneeling in front of her, sobbing
>As you approach, she waves, and you see the guard's pistol is in his mouth, his arm tensed up, finger on the trigger
>"What... are you doing?" you ask
>She raises a finger and crooks it, and the guard pulls the trigger, his head nearly exploding
>"Finishing up," she says in an inflection you immediately recognize
>"They wanted to know what I was. So I, showed them. Oopsie."
>You're not prepared for this, and turn- she's right behind you, looking up, still smiling
>"You recognize me. Don't worry, Anon. You are not an asset or puppet. You are..."
>She plays with the hem of her dress. "Nervous fidget. Important."
>You pat her head, and her smile turns into a wide scary grin
>Cute
>"Let's go. I have work to do. And you need clothes."
>Months later, you're back at home, keeping yourself busy doing mundane things
>The world is now in a state of chaos due to the mysterious assassinations and disappearances of most of your country's government, as well as many key figures in other countries
>According to her, this universe is not due for harvest for quite some time, so the rest get to live until some time after they go heavily interstellar
>In the meantime, she's going to find a way to fix your mortality, you're far too transient and killable to survive the aeons with her

>>84177
Thanks, needed to do something or I'd feel to unaccomplished. Not clean yet but in the end any drawing is practice

>>84180
I love this. Short as it is, the sequence is effective and well-described. I LOVE CYN

>>84180
If this affects you remember that this is exactly what those girls who send letters to serial killers feel. Only the robots are hotter.

>>84186
>>84187
>>84188
They're both great and kissable. Especially that last Alice, those fangs drive my heartbeat through the roof

>>84172
Ah yes, the Vickers standard.

>>84163
>the female J's have contracted with male!J to replace what they take
>dozens of samples are replaced with male!J's nanite nut
>male!J is babymaxxing while avoiding the financial burden of raising his progeny

>>83998
Actually yeah, pretty high quality for something like this. It's quite unusual for what is essentially a concept to have such smooth animations

>>84194
Damn I missed this. And Doll definitely does stand like that.

>>84190
My first thought was some random nightmare messing with Alice's sleep cycle as the Solver tries to reach to her zombie AI systems.
I'll be honest, it's a personal headcanon but I like to think every zombie drone who revives even without noticeable change (though N clearly shows his strength control were probably bugged from the reboot process to some extent) may be susceptible to the Solver reaching to them to offer that invitation, basically a weakening in their internal security from Eldritch influence that I headcanon JCJenson people had to implement if we go by their hubris and them knowing that they're stealing power from an Eldritch being. Have to make sure that these are just my interpretations, eheh.
Maybe that's one way of allowing a short interaction between them, Cyn messing around a little with Alice. Maybe trying to have Alice see things her way.

>>84051
Is there even a choice here? Of course I choose black!

>>84074
Cute.

>>84076
>"Бля, матрёшка, я тока с завода, дай передохнуть!"

"Fuck, matryoshka, I've just come from the factory, give me a break!

I dropped my drone on the ground and cracked her screen.

>>84079
I honestly don't know how to harmonise MD with some other universe, though I'd try to do it with Frostpunk, there are already greens about it and I liked it.

>>84204
i know one that could possibly work but nothing will come of it because probably like 2 people here know about it:
MD|Starbase
Starbase - Announcement Trailer
ever wanted to know what would happen if you gave WD's like a thousand years to do their own thing? probably something akin to starbase.

Did you know the drones you find outside are free? You can just grab them and bring them home. Most companies just assume they died and never bother investigating. I have 37 drones at home.

>>84124
Alice looks good. With her manic smile, she'll look even better.

>>84169
I love your art Anon. I don't have any requests that wouldn't be me just throwing out a random scenario but look forward to what you do on your time off.

>>84130
Yeah, a porno comic!

Looking back on the Rimworld mod I failed to make with Episode 8 finished, yeah, Rimworld would fit in post-canon.
>Generation ships were sent out to distant stars even before the Solver started its plans
>Several were also launched when that mess began, maybe even a few surviving drones set out for new stars
>They land on and colonize distant rimworlds, restarting human society far from Earth, not even knowing it's been destroyed
>When the post-Solver ships arrive and tell them the news, opinions on drones are now heavily slanted to one side or the other
>Drones can be total pariahs who are kill-on-sight to one colony, useful slave labor to another, or even welcomed as fellows in yet another colony
>JCJ tech being very proprietary means the equipment to create new drones is rare, even pillbaby manufacture is a repurposed drone fabricator, leading to most planets having never seen one
The only issue is DDs. Though it'd be funny to say there's only a single DD available to your colony and it's J crashing down in her fixed pod.

>>84136
Ow, her human leg is ugly, she obviously doesn't use it.

>>84211
Honestly, in that setting I'd try to accommodate her if she's not outright hostile. I mean, she's lost her structure of command and if we go by her knowing everything from the beginning, she's lost a lot. Without the Solver chaining her fate anymore, maybe it's her chance to turn over a new leaf.

If the perfect game and/or mod to roleplay murder drone shit in appeared, would you play it?

>>84160
It became illegal after president Enn took office, I swear to god this damn iron is going to ruin America.

How did a drone, which is legally considered just an object, become president?!.

>>84174
Humanity, fuck yeah!

>>84169
Hot.

>>84215
If bein' an object's good enough for women it's good enough for our president.

Here’s a cute:
>Avre always had issues going outside. She preferred to stay in her little locker, rarely if ever exiting it. If it was up to her, she never wanted to be anywhere that wasn’t enclosed and tight ever again. Unfortunately it wasn’t, because if they needed her on a mission she’d have to go. Every time the required team got called, she prayed it wasn’t her on the list.
>She was at least content sitting in her locker, and that was it. But one day, she heard a noise. Knocking, and then a voice.
>“Excuse me? Are you there?”
>Avre glanced out the peephole only to see a Worker Drone. And not just any Worker, it was Sophie. Harper’s daughter. Just great, now she had to deal with this.
>“I noticed you were being sad the last time I saw you. Also, why do you say in that locker? Doesn’t it hurt?”
>Avre wasn’t sure what to feel about this.
>“Do you want to go for a walk? I think you’d like it!”
>Avre felt absolutely confused to say the least. Did Sophie not even know about how scared she was of open spaces? Avre spoke for the first time in this conversation
>“I’d rather not. I don’t like to be in a place where I’m vulnerable.”
>Sophie tilted her head
>“Why?”
>That almost struck a chord with Avre, but before she could respond, Sophie said something absolutely bizarre
>“Don’t worry, if you’re scared I can just roll your locker around with one of these!”
>Out of seemingly nowhere, Sophie produced one of those hand trucks before sliding it under the locker. Avre felt a little weird. She sheepishly spoke
>“Can we… Try for outside?”
>Sophie enthusiastically smiled and within minutes, Avre could feel and hear the rain on the metallic surface of her locker. They were on a safe route, and so Avre had time to take in the scenery. That and get over her in initial befuddlement as to how a Worker was casually dragging her around

>>84180
It's scary as hell and hot as hell at the same time.

>>84214
☝️🤓 erm actually there are already plenty of murder drones roleplay games on roblox

>>84221
Sorry Anon I'm over 18 the FBI flags me if I download roblox.

>>84219
That is indeed a cute.

>>84196
I think Sophie picked up such a diverse amount of cosmic AIDS that they all combined into one super AIDS and made her super human.

>>84202
Die, bastard.

>>84202
>>84225
the tragic reality is that in-universe, drone drop tests and torture testing a la iphone reviews would absolutely be a thing.

>>84214
Yes, and I honestly think Rimworld's got a good shot at it, given it's a colony sim where you're constantly trying to keep everyone from dying in the dumbest ways possible, and can do horrible things to people and wear human skin.
Kenshi would also be funny, we've already got a Nandroid mod for it.

>>84207
Why do you need 37 drones? What do you even have them doing?

>>84226
There was some kind of media I saw years ago that was a "stress test" of a robot girl. With some youtuber guy asking if the robot could understand him after he wailed on her with a sledgehammer. This is why I'm voting Enn in for president so he can start legislation to avoid these things. Because they make me sad.

>>84197
>Have Alice see things her way
That's new and a neat concept...if I could write. Maybe I can make pics of it. In any case, the 'dream' scenario is a great opportunity for Alice&Cyn to meet
>spoiler
It is what I believe in too. The 'failsafe mechanism', these eight pins on the core, they trigger immediately when Solver activity is occuring (and most likely after FATAL ERROR but I honestly cannot remember why I believe that), Zombie drones like Alice however had their failsafe breakdown before, since the ZD tape lists the reason for that happening as 'wear' it is probably due to age and the mechanism being instable in nature, either requiring all eight pins to work or whatever tech they are is so prone to failure that the eight pins are all redundant, so if it failed once it's gone. Meaning Alice is accessible to the Solver.
Doll&Uzi are ultra rare exceptions, but every other Solverhost must have gotten an 'invitation' like Cyn. Maybe that's also where Alices drawings in the Nori chamber are from, AS spamming her with stuff for the sake of it.
Your dream idea is great!
Still, I wish in the end stuff could be resolved with no one having to be crippled or killed, but perhaps there's something someone can come up with to make it work. Alice and Cyn in a room, no one can leave or kill/harm the other..eh

>>84228
Chores, work, little things around the house. I no longer have a car, I just have the drones carry me around on a litter. Also electricity's become a problem charging them all, obviously, so I have a few on a giant hamster wheel they built to generate power.

>>84214
I think, yes. There's already a couple of enthusiasts that are creating a couple of MD games right now.

>>84229
I've seen that one too, and it makes me want to see robot reviewers like that get pulped with a claw hammer

>>84219
Man, that's really cute.

>Playing with Uzi chatbot on Caveduck
>Run out of points
>Take advantage of the free point system like usual by deleting my cookies and etc...
>Start a new conversation with Uzi
>Uzi immediately begins to reference the previous chat, the same chat that was completely deleted

What the fuck, does anyone have any experience with this shit? I've done this before and never once has it ever referenced a past conversation

>>84235
Probably just the result of some jank code that references your IP.

>>84226
that’s canon in my domestic AU
i wrote in a lorepost one time about two rich young YouTuber boys who bought an N just to drown him in their pool and film it, which went viral

Do you think Uzi likes it when N throws her into the stratosphere?

>>84238
She can't come if he doesn't.

>>84226
If it makes you feel any better, DDs killed them all in the end.
The Solver doesn't really seem to be one for ironic punishments, or I'd say that it would have done its own stress-testing on humans.

beatrix LaBeau from slime rancher coming across an injured N in the wild and taking care of him

>>84241
Beatrix LaBeau from slime rancher sucking solver's core into her vacuum and unlocking a new recipe.

living a comfy domestic life with N, being outside in our garden one late evening and hugging, hearing his heartbeat while i hug him, him enjoying that, mutual comfort for us both

>>84242
based

Watching N get shot in a driveby

>>84245
will you help him?

>>84245
Gonna stick my fingers in the holes and widen them

>>84245
Honestly, the tragic N-on-N violence in the city is staggering.
The government ought to do something about it.

I have found a way to remove N's heart and mount it as a desk ornament. Don't worry this is fun to N.

>>84250
YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUCHHH

>>84250
Horrifying thank you.

>>84249
Terrifying

>>84248
why do they do this?

>>84250
i can work with this

>>84247
why would you do this?

>>84251
how did you find this out?

>>84255
They watched Highlander

>>84258
N was playing in the yard and tried to fix the lawnmower but something happened and long story short he's more liquid than solid at this point. But I put his heart on a nice platform and now he keeps me company in core form.

>>84250
>"Haha, ow!"

>>84250
Double the fun!

>>84257
To eventually make the holes big enough so I can play with his searing hot insides

>>84250
why are women like this?

>>84264
So they can satisfy their fantasies.
Duh.

>>84264
Cuz they're based

>>84265
>>84266
I'm a Christian, but sometimes I curse God for making me straight. Why did he make me attracted to such vile creatures?

I showed N this thread and now he's crying in the closet.

>>84267
[TF2] Hmph. Women, Hahahahaha! ☕ (HD)

>>84251
It probably unironically would be.

All non-artfags should doodle at least one image and post it here

>>84271
You first

>>84271
Alright, anything in particular?

>>84224
She collected them like Pokemons, and who ever had sex with her will die randomly, because they have super aids

>>84274
Why do we need the condoms? She's a robot.

>>84274
Do we get to share the Dr. Pepper or do I have to bring my own?

>>84272
I already did a while ago, but I can do it again

>>84273
A drone, an OC off the wheel, an OC you like, whatever you want so long as it's a doodle

>>84249
Goddamn, now she need a arm cannon

>>84250
Critical damage