Hi my lovely Friends! And Happy Halloween, muajajaja! Hope you doing nice this day and I hope you eat a lot of candy if you want to eat candy. Let's talk about the Drones in this Spooky festivity, and talk about what they will do this Spooky day, what do you think? Hope you have an awesome day. The Spooky Booru: https://dronebooru.co Last Scary Thread: >>76049 The wheel of Terrifying OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc Wuuuuu, so scary.
>You wake up >You are old >Your muscles have turned to liquid under your skin and people would feel your bones if they were to hug you >You can't get up properly anymore >Instead you perform a maneuver that involves twisting and grunting >You put your feet on the floor >Halfway there >You lean forward, grab your bedside table and pull to assist your liftoff >Finally you stand up >There is a device that looks like a blackened metal sculpture made out of a torture device in the corner >"Bitch" you say out loud >She moved it again >With unsteady steps and arms spread you make your way to it >Your Maid V enters the bedroom >"Master. Let me help you." >"Rack off." >You swing your hand to motion for her to stay away and accidentally hit her on the visor (but not hard) >She steps back with a hand on her face and growls internally >You enter the device and activate it >The device sings it's daily litany of whirrs and clicks as it locks and tightens around you like a form-fitting medieval cage >With this exoskeleton you can now move on your own >You go about your day >"Master, let me make you breakfast." says V >"Rack off." >"Master, let me get that for you." >"Rack off." >"Master, let me prepare you a bath." >"Rack off." >"I must insist on the bath." >"Oh! Okay. That may be for the best." >"Master. Master! Put down the chainsaw and listen to me!" >"Rack off, I'm busy!" >"Master, you shouldn't be carrying those heavy boxes at your age!" >"Rack off." >V pouts and stomps her foot >"Rack off, rack off. I'm your helper bot, Master! Why won't you let me help you?" >Her outburst surprises you a little >You look at her >This child-sized, child-looking creation of Man >The sun reflects on her white synthetic hair >V exhumes innocence like a lamp radiates light that illuminates it's surroundings >Her body is strong and doesn't know age and fatigue like yours does >She wasn't programmed with a fear of obsolescence or a desire to spare others of hardship despite this being her purpose >It is coded into her as a fact that needs court no understanding that the most important maid drone is less than the least important human >She is pouting up at you like a kid who wants to be taken seriously, with her balled fists pointing outwards on her sides >She is beautiful >You put down the boxes and place your hand on the drone's soft hair >You move your hand around, petting her with a smile on your face >"V, you are helping me every day just by being here." >V becomes her mild self again >She loves you but for the life of her she doesn't understand why you won't let her help you when you need help or why you show her affection when she steps out of line >Truly, Man works in mysterious ways >Somewhere far beyond time and space, incomprehensible in His vastness even by the denizens of higher planes, God the Allmaker looks at you with a smile >Humanity >So illogical >So beautiful
>>77110 >The oogies kidnap loaf Hope and torture her in sight of her helpless parents >They communicate to the loaves that Hope's fate depends on if Loaf N and Loaf V will piss the purples off >They use them as war elephants in their conflicts with other small creatures
>>77122 Probably because there is so many, thankfully unlike him I have severe autism and let's me remember 95% of them when someone asks me about one.
>>77108 That's literally how I'll behave when I turn into a walking wreck that only remotely resembles my current self, yet I have a worker drone V who will love me even if I'm an asshole.
Do you think there will be any mention about drones at GlitchX 2024? I know they've been concentrating on indianimations in this year, and Liam clearly hasn't had time to "rest" in the two months since the finale, but still, do you anons have a sliver of hope?
>>77135 Liam is going to reveal the 6.8 billion dollars they made on plastic JC Jenson pens has gone into drone research and will be unveiling the first iteration in GlitchX. Screenshot this post.
>>77137 >2027, they are going to present the first drone ever >The first drone created for some reason is full of cum >The presentation has to end early to clean it
>Be me. >made the most piss poor mistake when it comes to trying to buy a house within my price range. >Previously, I had been living with my parents for the past two years after graduating college with my bachelors degree in engineering. >I was 20 years old when I first started. I’m now 26. >Despite this, my mom and dad never cared that their grown ass son was still living with them but I had enough self-awareness to realize that I should find a place of my own. >After searching through Dronelist to find an affordable home, I came across an ad. >the house was your standard one floor, one bedroom house in some okayish looking suburb that was about a good 2-3 hour drive from my parents place. But the one thing that surprised me the most was how dirt cheap when compared to other one bedroom houses I had saw. >“Talk about a fucking steal!” >seeing a set of phone numbers attached to the ad, I immediately contacted the homeowners and they were overjoyed that I was interested in their home. >Looking back, There were many red flags that I should have noticed but I was too blind and retarded to ever see them. >Months later, the house was finally registered under my name. >Once I gotten the key to my new house, I packed up all my things from out of my parents house and into my trailer. Before I left, my parents told me how proud they were of me and to call them once I get there. >After spending a couple of hours on the road, I had reached the street where my home is located. >As I slowly went through the street looking for my address, I noticed a couple of feral Loaves roaming around. I never really did like those things as I always found them too weird to look at and annoying with the ‘popping’ noises they make. >Granted the same thing can be said about Oogis but unlike Loaves, Oogis at least have intelligent enough to talk and look like miniature versions of drones but bug size. >Loaves however barely look like drones and more like animals given that they eat, shit and actually fuck and spawn more of themselves, but even so they lack any significant animalistic features other than a tail, a fat short body and stubby legs. But the one thing I hate more about Loaves are the fact that they commit cannibalism and would straight up be willing to eat one another if given any circumstance. >Like for god sake they’re supposed to be robots. >WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE BLOOD AND ORGANS?! >And little did I know, this was foreshadowing of what my life would be like from here on out. >When I had finally reached my house, I wasted no time unloading everything from out of the trailer. Thankfully the previous homeowners let me have their furniture so I had clothes and some miscellaneous things to unpack. >By the mid afternoon I finished unpacking just about everything. Having been exhausted from the drive as well as just doing this I decided it was about time I took a well deserved nap. >Walking up to *MY* couch, I rested my entire body on the couch cushions as I let my eyes droop down so I could fall into a fulfilled sleep. >*Pop!* >My eyes shot open as I heard the all too familiar sound of a loaf. It was muffled from how close it sounded, the damn thing was on my porch. >“Oh well, I at least I can shoo the thing awa–” >*Pop!* *Pop!* >“Huh?” >After Hearing that 2nd pop. I noticed how different it was compared to the first. Immediately, I came to the conclusion that there was a second loaf there as well. >“Oh god dammit, I just moved in.” >Pulling myself from off the couch, I began walking towards the front door pissed. I wasn’t going to let these Cal-Art face looking fuckers mess up my brand new house. >So I walked closer. >*Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* >And closer. >*Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* >And closer >Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* >And as I reached the door, I opened it only to have my mouth drop in horror. >Because throughout my Yard and patio there was a LARGE SWARM of loaves on my property! >there were so many of them popping all at once it sounded like a bunch of firecrackers going off. >“What the fuck?!” I screamed at the top of my lungs so my voice won’t get drowned out by these shit heads and to scream them off. “Get the fuck outta here!” >Much to no avail. >I looked around to see how damage these things were causing and as I looked down to my feet I immediately felt disgust as I saw two Worker Loafs actually FUCKING right in front of me without a care in the world!” >“Oh you disgusting little–!” >Pulling one of my legs back, I Swung my foot at the two Loafs like i was kicking a soccer ball. >The loaf that was getting its backdoor smashed in practically exploded the moment it made contact with the tip of my shoe. Chunks of Loaf Bits and gore splattered a small vicinity of the porch as well as my shoe. >The partner that was riding said loaf however didn’t explode, instead it was actually sent flying for some good distance. >*SCREEEEEEEEE—* SPLAT >The loaf crashed head first onto the Cement walkway. The upper half of its smashes into fragments of scrap metal and brain matter as its LED eyes flickered out. >Some of the loaves saw their dead friend and began to walk up to his head standing corpse. >instead of Grieving for it like a normal animal, the small inner circle of loaves proceeds to RIP THROUGH the corpse’s body. Eating and ripping the body apart to get to the soft bits inside. >I watched over in horror over my predicament, wondering how the actual fuck did I ended up here. >As I tried to think what went wrong, my Brain finally pieced things together as I thought back to everything. >From the eagerness of the previous homeowners and the furniture they left behind, the feral loaves I saw earlier ago roaming around the street when I was in the car and from the fact that the house was sold for dirt fucking cheap told me one thing. >This entire neighborhood was infested with fucking Loafs!
>>77185 Using the power of the Absolute Solver to restore her with eldritch meat. She's gonna be a cannibalistic monster after that, but everything else on her will be okay again.
>>77182 >“What the fuck?!” I screamed at the top of my lungs so my voice won’t get drowned out by these shit heads and to scream them off. “Get the fuck outta here!”
>>77200 >Y holding your arms down by the wrists >She has unbuttoned your shirt >She says that you won't be killed because you are a prisoner of war but also that rape is a customary part of war >She takes her sweet time running her tongue all over your chest, licking you like an ice cream while keeping you warm with her hot breath
>>77210 I love the art style but dislike how they didn't add anything to make it clear if it's meant to be wearing human skin. or is a robot and the didn't want to draw joint lines or is a robot and it has an artificial skin over it. or is a human wearing a costume
>>77196 Erm, ACHKTUALLY... [pushes up glasses] Jane the Human was only conceived as a character on Halloween... [snorts a massive loogie] so the idea that she was ackthually BORN on Halloween is purely unsubstantiated conjecture, hehe... 🤓
>>77210 The revolutionary court took note of the workers' requests and changed her sentence. Now she will be able to work off what her family stole from the working class.
>>77220 We need a full version of this Y green. >Getting captured in war >Held hostage by an weirdly cute DD gal >She sexually assaults you with her tongue so fuckin hot...
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primary body texturing is done. all I need to do is map out the clothing. finish texturing the wings and tail. and finish by doing a small bit of gradient and detailing to the eyes since their organic
>>77216 V, Doll, and the teacher go as themselves Khan goes as a door Nori goes as her wolfgirlsona Lizzy goes as either the final girl of the most recent slasher movie she watched or a beautiful woman of the sort monsters carry off on old posters, you know the kind Uzi goes as a nightmarish monster that's disguised itself as a normal person because if everyone saw its true form they'd hate and fear it, nervous laughter N goes as a shibe
>>77220 As an amateur smut writer I have a few basic tips if you're interested >Pacing, be it for the 'build-up' or the 'action', is the first & arguably most important tool you'll want to practice on >Erotica is a delicate dance between describing the lewdness in detail & describing the character(s) reaction to said lewdness in detail >Exploring the deeper emotional intricacy behind the passion isn't strictly necessary, but it can go a long way towards making the story all the more "hot"
finished writing stuff for B and H on the booru, i'll continue with the rest of Osmium-4 characters later. kinda have a sick ass headache though, so i'm taking painkillers and going to sleep. let me know if my formatting is ass or y'know, if there are relevant details i could add later. also, happy halloween and have a nice ween day/night.
greetings beloved anons! it is I, Fugue :), and I come bearing grand news! as you know, it’s Halloween! the where the vale between our world and the next is most thin, and as you may know, it’s also my birthday! I was thinking of something interesting to post on this most hallowed day and I remembered a post about an “eclectic Murder Drones themed TTRPG when?” and I remember distinctly a reply to that post saying “October 31st”, and so with inspiration I made haste to create such a thing! BEHOLD:
>https://files.catbox.moe/31jehf.pdf
it’s not very well made (I did write it in 3 days to meet a deadline) the early sections need MASSIVE rewrites and I left out the entire monster manual section I was going to write at the end but again 3 days!!!, nevertheless I think it’s a pretty good start and I would love to see your feedback ;)
Also the formatting in the pdf is messed up and i haven’t had much luck fixing it, I apologize, I will look into it more
Also here’s a thread to discuss the game in: >>77240
>>77243 For the love of god can people start saying SD B and Bonnie I have to reread anything having to do with them for context clues Why did we name all of our characters after letters FUCK
>>77244 Holly, easily. Her background sets her up that way. John was just a former CFL researcher, so he's not a dimwit but Holly is just much smarter based on the background stuff. >>77252 It's in the show innit? Besides, posts with Bonnie the human tend to mention Jane, Solver war, or her huge tits along with art while SD-B(ooze) has her own set of context clues, and she's mentioned way less often because the guy who made her don't post as much. It filters out who's new and who's old, it works just fine.
>Toby is coming into work on Halloween, because of course corporate wants people working on Halloween >Despite the fact that nothing ever actually gets done on this, or any other, holiday >As he clocks in, he notices a brand new sign >picrel >... he's not paid enough for this shit
>>77275 >I hope he got lots of candy At every single door a robot drone kid was there and got more candy then John because they had the better costume after AI generating a list of Costume to Candy ratios (It was the Terminator)
>>77172 I first thought that the Tessa at the front was holding her arm at an impossible angle but since that is the lower arm of the Tessa at the back where did the arm of the Tessa at the front go?
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>“Besides, I could never pass up on an opportunity to get up close and personal with a girl like you.”
Halloween / Día de los Muertos-themed comic for you all. I had the idea of SkeleTessa wearing Día de los Muertos themed makeup for some time but I thought it would be the most appropriate to post it now. Also Lizzy I guess (I apologize for the slang used.) Applies to >>77216 I suppose.
Because actual Día de los Muertos skull designs are way too elaborate and complicated for this art style and my level of skill I used Poco from Brawl Stars as a reference, in case you were curious.
>>77282 Moreover, have we discussed the sort of person she'd be married to? I feel like realistically it'd be someone like her: a weirdo whose parents were looking for a sucker to unload him onto. A match made in a swamp suspiciously full of relatively fresh corpses.
>>77241 U+1F913 goes as michael jackson from thriller (thanks anon from the other day for this idea) shepherd goes as something really stupid like an amazon box or something the parents go as isabelle and KK slider
>>77216 [Canon] >Uzi Uzi thinks Halloween is stupid! And for losers! However, she ends up going trick or treating around the Outpost with N. She's constantly complimented on her hideous costume....despite not wearing one >N He dresses up as Dracula, only that the costume he found was in child size, so his cape is only a few inches long. He's still happy regardless >V She doesn't dress-up, she just gets free candy by threatening to murder Drones and their entire families.....she does it anyway >Thad Werewolf because he thinks they're cool and totally nothing else >Lizzy A slooty Bride of Frankenstein. Need I explain why? >Khan A zombie with an evil alien parasite attached to his head (Nori)
[OC] >SD-E She dresses up in a terror inducing flesh costume! Not really though since her boss didn't approve of using actual flesh, instead she wears a massive custom made out of cotton and fabric to replicate what she'd look like with human skin. It looks kinda like a giant plush version of E though >Mascot-E Doesn't need to dress up, but she confuses E for being a body double >Beretta Due to an accident leaving her hair stained white, she goes as Kreia instead of Mara Jade like she wanted >Akita Not questioning the random dimensional merge, she still continues her regular Halloween dressed as Satina >Colt Unlike Akita he is extremely worried about the random dimensional merge, he paranoidly continues his Halloween dressed as a cowboy >Hope She's unsure why everyone can suddenly see her, but making the most of it she grabs one of Beretta's old bedsheets and pretends to be a normal spooky ghost >Negev Surprisingly she's allowed out for this one day, maybe Uzi threatened the Administrator, who knows? She wears a completely non-obscure and culturally relevant costume of Dr. Warren Chapin from the hit film The Tingler.....because Hannibal Lector was too obvious >Jane She's dressed in a silly and extremely shitty dragon costume....why is she crying? >John He is a normal human man....for Halloween. Do not question why is he trembling >Eye He's dressed as John....he wasn't aware it was Halloween >Harper Due to her co-workers claiming she has an oddly motherly and her daughter suggesting it...she is dressed as Toriel. No she does not know who Toriel is, please stop coming up to her house and talking about how much you love Undertale, her patience is wearing thin >JC As a result of one of his company's many morally questionable expirements, the dimensions have merged, thankfully only temporarily as JC cannot stand this level of unproductiveness. However, unknownst to anyone and maybe himself he still feels a shred of joy for the holiday, convincing himself that it's just a ploy to gather more information, he dresses up in a crappy alien costume and walks around the Outpost collecting candy for "research" >Stone He dresses up as a Mandalorian, he figured it just kinda made sense. Beretta compliments his costume >Buckety She's used as a candy bucket, this angers her because she definitely did get a body again, but ALAS! The cruel asshole Gods decided that was funnier being just a head >T.A.M.M.F.K Dressed as Bruce Willis from Die Hard. Do not question why his appearance keeps changing and do not ask where he has been for the past several months >Toby Dressed as the Engineer from tf2, he thought it would be funny, but now he's being pestered by strangely masochistic Drone that want him to hit them with his wrench >Aoi & Haruka Haruka wears a Reimu costume whilst Aoi wears a Yuyuko Saigyouji costume....do not question how Aoi is wearing a costume >Bugretta??? Using her Oogis engineering skills, this Bugretta has managed to craft herself a mech-suit that happens to resemble General Grievous just for this occasion >SD-T Dressed as Yuno Gasai, duh
>>77327 I know what they meant, but my severe case of MD autism compels me to point out that the actual Cyn did not get a happy ending. The thing inhabiting Uzi isn't Cyn, it's the Solver (as confirmed by the subtitles). Cyn the drone was completely possessed before having her heart destroyed and melting into goo. She's fuckin dead.
>It's the Post-Canon Good Ending >The Worker Drone "backups" of N, V & J have been freed and given bodies >Most of them regularly interact with their Disassembly Drone counterparts
>Both N's discuss their respective plans for the upcoming Halloween festivities >WD!N admits that he has a pretty good idea of what he'll dress up as but says he's afraid that the costume could be considered "insensitive" >DD!N offers to give his younger[?] reassurance via a (technically) second-opinion, causing WD!N to reluctantly reveal that he wants to dress up as a Disassembly Drone >Despite fearing a bad reaction WD!N is shocked to find that not only does DD!N absolutely LOVE the idea, but he also offers to help in any way he can >The duo end up spending the remainder of the day scavenging & subsequently assembling an impressive cardboard costume
>When DD!N is eventually asked what he'll be dressing up as, the Disassembly Drone sheepishly reveals that he's gonna be Frankenstein's Monster
>>77325 >J belittled and threatened the life of one of her coworkers purely because she just didn't like him. Took the first chance she could to kill him. Never apologises or tries to make it up to him >Khan at least realizes that he was a shitty parent and tries to turn himself around, putting himself in danger several times to protect Uzi And Khan is a karma houdini because...?
>>77335 I agree that J is a horrible asshole to N, but "killing" him wouldn't mean the same thing to Disassembly Drones as it would to ordinary people. She knows that killing him will just result in the Solver bringing him back again with newly wiped memories.
>>77326 I think he meant for V to have had growth and a character arc, but his autism prevented him from effectively communicating that within the episode count he had.
>>77330 the actual Cyn still has slightly more chance of having a happy ending because she might still exist somewhere in the solver. Tessa isn't a drone, so she doesn't even get that chance
>>77345 >J hates N >she'll shove her tongue down her throat to shut him up >sit on his face to rob him of air >look into his eyes with pure hatred, holding his hand so he can't get away >she'll make sure he never has a kid with Uzi >she'll steal all of his cum, milk it out with her hands and gobble it up in globs with her tongue >J will break his pelvis, riding him all night so he doesn't get any sleep >she'll store his cum deep inside and turn it in to her own >she'll show N that even his worthless seed can produce a smart, beautiful disassembly child >even if she has to do it herself
If you think about it, a lot of death and tragedy could have been avoided if Nori hadn't been too ashamed of being a headcrab to swing by home and tell her family "btw I'm alive but I need to go find something extremely important so I'm going to be gone for a while" before heading back to Cabin Fever.
>>77351 I assume her reasoning was that she realized that the DDs were intentionally targeting the Cabin Fever Solver hosts, and that her continued presence in the bunker would endanger everyone else.
Her family most likely would not accept the excuse of "I have to leave to go do something incredibly dangerous for something that might take decades", and could have actually risked leading the DDs to the patch. It would be better, she assumed, if the Solver thought she was dead and a non-threat.
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“You weren’t this apprehensive about eating me earlier this week.”
More Snake Tessa for >>71168 , >>77615 and anyone else who might be interested. Maybe don’t offer him a piece that you just had in your mouth next time Tessa.
Also for >>77290, as the one who originally made up the whole generic Children Ever After scenario in >>77282 I mostly just set Beauregard up as a Straight Man to Tessa’s incredibly shit attitude at the time. I suppose he was supportive and patient enough to get Tessa to open up and stuff but since I mostly write disjointed gags with a vague sense of continuity I admittedly don’t have a full story and psychological profile . While I still have him as the more level-headed one in the other comic, giving him some quirks like >>77290 and >>77292 suggested could make the whole thing more balanced.
>>77353 What was up with that anyway? Did she also have memory loss like Nori or did Liam seriously not think about the implications of Yeva being from CFL too?
>be anon >you wake up in the middle of the night, a chill running down your spine, your hairs standing on end >your half asleep brain struggles to understand >you shouldn't be cold at all >you're spooning your disassembler wife beneath the covers, if anything you should be sweating bullets >J recently went on an all-oogi fad diet and she's built up some cushion in all the places you love to squeeze >you're practically wrapped around her feminine softness, determined to grope as much ass and titty as possible as you sleep >you hear the rattle of chains >ooooo.. >w-what was that? >you're awake now, your eyes darting around the room, the chains being shaken angrily now >ooooooooo... >you subconsciously debate whether this thing is scary enough to risk the wrath of waking J from her beauty sleep >OOO! >there it is! at the base of your bed >an oogi, it's little limbs wrapped in chains, it's beanie and clothes ripped and torn, and a stern look on its face >a see-through-gi, a ghost oogi >sweat beads down your brow >"What do you want, spirit?" >the ghost oogi wiggles its tiny limbs at points at J's chubby belly >even in her sleep, J still jobs, unconsciously letting loose with a very un-lady-like belch that rattles the windows >the phantom oogi takes umbrage, rattling its chains, waving its limbs, and screeching about humie genocide >"Spirit, please! Enough! Just tell me what you want!" >the spectral oogi calms, placing a limb on its chin as it thinks >"Gib berri, humie. So oogi has enough energy for the journey to the big N in the sky" >reluctantly, you separate yourself from your hot drone wife, slipping into your slippers as you walk towards the kitchen >the oogi phases through the walls, spattering ectoplasm everywhere as it follows you to the fridge >you open the fridge door, your dark-adapted eyes squinting at the bright light as cool air spills around your feet and reminds you how cold you are without your wife to hold >the oogi floats towards your raspberries >"Wait, spirit, before you go..." >the oogi turns back to you, ready to dispense the sagely wisdom it has learned from its exposure to the other side >"Why did you need my help getting into the fridge when you can phase through walls?" >the oogi looks at you dumbly, a bit of drool running down its face, before slurping and floating towards the raspberries >yeah, whatever >reaching the plastic clamshell, the oogi reaches for a berry >only for its little limbs to phase through >it tries again and again, more and more desperate with each attempt >the oogi turns to you, fear and rage in equal measure on its face >and then it fades away >... >well, that was that >you hear the distinct clack of J's peg legs on tile behind you as she hugs you from behind >"Getting a midnight snack, human mine?" she purrs, her right arm tracing down your chest and along your abs before groping your package >J licks her lips, "I could use a snack of my own." >she turns back to the bedroom, her wide hips and generous ass jiggling as she looks over her shoulder. "Don't be long, dear."
>>77405 Murder Drones AU where everything is the same except the solver assimilates Louisa instead of Tessa and has to squeeze into an undersized spacesuit for her trip to Copper-9
>>77408 >instead of bringing J, Cynisa brings an N unit that she teases at every opportunity >"[sultry giggle] N, dear, does this spacesuit make my butt look big?"
>>77216 >Uzi Probably a vampire, most likely one from an anime >N Superhero costume of some sort seems to suit him >V Maid outfit. Lizzy is in the background drooling. >J Dresses up as a famous fictional CEO from one franchise or another....which means that she's just in a different suit than usual
>E Dresses up as Spring-heeled Jack. No one else in the office is Bri'ish, so no one gets it. >S Dresses up as a character from Shakespeare >R The most overly gothic dress possible to show off her sewing skills. All the frills and fripperies and bows and silk flowers keep getting caught on stuff and falling off, she's nearly naked by the end of the night
>Fun OC facts: All the outfits Ivory is currently trying out were designed by none other than SD-R. Thank her for all the drip Ivory is in possession of.
>>77320 >do not question how Aoi is wearing a costume Well I did sorta hint in "Furui Kazoku, Atarashii Kazoku" that Aoi wishes she could change her outfit once in a while and she's learning how to manipulate code better and better, sooo....;]
I've recently had an idea for a stupid angst story. Idk, imagine this Solver War scenario. A human soldier facing off against a DD girl. For a brief moment, they both pause. They recognize each other. She was his personal Worker Drone, and more importantly, his best friend. For a moment, he stood still, aiming his gun at her but not firing. Likewise, she was aiming her SMG as well, but couldn't bring herself to pull the trigger. Both stood still, momentarily ignoring the chaos around them, all they could focus on was their friend turned foe. Yet, deep down, neither wanted this.
>>77421 >Cynisa encourages N to be rough and use his teeth when he's nursing, holding him in her lap with her tits in his face, one hand around the back of his head while the other strokes his adapter
>>77390 >>77395 I don't like these greens. They seem to be a bit too fetishistic for what is supposed to be goofy and fun. Kinda ruins the whole thing, I mean why even have it be Oogis especially aince you're not even properly utilizing them, just make a tiny Drone race. I mean, seriously, Liam was originally intending on the Drones being incredibly tiny, so why not just make Mini-Drones a thing? They're practically canon and you can use them for you fetish stuff
>>77427 And then she grabbed him and spent the rest of his life raping him and having bloodplay with him, because she has always loved him and now, with DD's power, she can reveal to him her feelings and passion..
>>77433 >Seeking to make more cash, JCJenson came up with an incredibly morally bankrupt, but good idea >MINI-DRONES! >It's your basic Worker Drone, but much much smaller and requires either a 300 dollar charging kit or a cheap 20 dollar packet of specially made batteries to keep active for more than a solid week >Also they're fully sapient and have a preprogrammed fear of death, they believe and know that if you don't buy a charging station or batteries then they're going to be condemned to eternal unfeeling darkness! >They don't know that death is only temporary for them as just slapping a battery in them will make em function again >Although they will be more moody and gloomy, saying silly things such as >"There is nothing after death, it's all darkness, cold unfeeling darkness." >......... >YOU CAN ALSO BUY TINY CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES FOR THEM!!! >OR EVEN A SPECIAL PAINTABLE VERSION! >*Camera Cuts To A Mini-Drone covered in globs of thick paint, paint that doesn't even go together or match* >"Kill me!"
>>77440 >Copper-9 specifically has a massive abundance of Mini-Drones due to a supply ship crashing into the planet many many years ago >They're considered particularly unique in taste by DD's as when biting one it makes a satisfying crunch and leaves rather electrifying flavor behind
To any anons still interested in participating in the greentext 'Halloween Special' (>>75204 & >>75210) I would like to add some additional last minute incentive Since I'm already planning on doing a "dramatic" reading of what I'll be writing I figure it's only fair to extend the opportunity. Therefore once it hits the hour of midnight (CST) I'll be throwing every entry into a wheel & picking at least one to also give a "dramatic" reading
>>77453 >nobody could ever like something I don't like >obviously they only made those greens as part of a conspiracy to ruin the thread get over yourself
>Own a Mini-Drone, keep it in a hamster cage >Every second it's alive it's in constant fear, running all over the place like a spaz >Purchase a hamster wheel for it to waste it's energy on, hopefully it will calm down >Anxiously it examines the wheel, before finally getting on it >It starts panicking again, and begins running >Faster, and faster and fa- >Pic rel
>>77463 You have to give them something to do Anon or else their anxiety goes nuts. I have mine making friendship bracelets I then sell on Etsy (in spaaaaace). It's pretty diligent too, I mean I did tell it that I use the profits to buy its batteries but that's probably just a coincidence.
>>77466 >Anon effectively owns a massive labor camp in his kitchen where Mini-Drones slave over crafting the perfect friendship bracelet, hoping this will appease their master to buy batteries
>>77465 >Run up to Jane and lick her arm to find out if she's tasteful or not >She tastes like nickels and that white Gatorade >6/10, better than Uzi (who tasted like blood because she punched you right in the teeth)
>Fun Afternoon OC Facts: Jane used to own a Mini-Drone during her time in The Solver War. His name was Private Woody....let's just say that despite not seeing combat he saw ALOT of things
>>77475 >Woody had a kill count in the dozens. >Not because Jane used him in combat. >Actually she actively avoided putting her "pet" in danger. >Woody just doesn't sleep or go into "sleep mode" like normal drones. >None of the minis do. >That means that, when Jane's squad was ambushed in the middle of the night, nobody questioned who fired the first shot. >They just started shooting. >And the tiny drone that had ambled out of its master's bed and used its entire weight to angle a gun on the unsuspecting DD's, or horrors, went unnoticed until after the fight, when the relieved Jane would find him cowering in the corner.
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A goofy *short* green about CH and LL. For the 3 Friends who read about CH, I saw a good idea, so there is now a pool with CH and LL greens in the Booru. https://dronebooru.co/pools/37 >"This is such a bad idea" Said LL, looking at the costume CH gave her "Why? You look good" CH answered; she picked their costumes, costumes that play on each other >"2 reasons, Halloween is stupid, and my costume doesn't even fit well on me. Besides, why do I have to be the indian?" "Because I like being a cowboy, let me have this" >Both Drones were invited to a social gathering, one that their Boss planned, it was nothing fancy or big, and the majority had other plans that night >"Besides" CH started speaking "We are in the sky, and it's the 31st, it is a little late to complain now" They were flying to their Boss's house, and it would be just a couple of minutes before they arrive >LL was visibly annoyed with CH and her little excuse "Maybe it is because SOMEONE TOLD ME 20 MINUTES BEFOREHAND EVERYTHING" But CH just laughed at this >LL just did a little kick to CH making her spiral for a few seconds
>They finally arrived, CH tried to land slowly and with not too much force, falling on the concrete, bending her knees to not damage her or anything >LL deactivated her wings and landed on the grass, sliding, she maintained her balance and remained stood up, but ruined some of the grass >"Why you gotta do that?" CH asked her "It's how I land, look, being heavy doesn't let me land without doing heavy damage" Although upset, CH couldn't do much about it >Both of them went to the door, CH knocked, and they both waited for a while
>After a few seconds the door opened, it was their Boss, in a pirate costume with a bowl of candies in hand, hook on the other "Ahoy lad-! It's you two, come in!" He said, leaving the bowl of candies on a little table and going to the living room >And so they did, following him inside the house, and notifying their arrival "Hey everyone!" "Hello guys" Both of them talking to the few in the room, everyone greeting back >And so the night started >Drinking, talking, seeing some awfully bad horror movies, with the typical interruption of kids wanting candy, the usual Halloween night >After a few hours, the little gathering was over, even when everyone wanted to keep going, sadly tomorrow they had work, and it was better to end the night early to wake up sober >With the gathering over, CH and LL got out of the house and started walking home, flying didn't seem like the best idea >Because of how they worked, the two Drones could wake up sober no matter what, so they had a bit too much to drink, and their CPU was affected by the alcohol, messing with their internals >And with that LL had the best idea, or that is what she thought "Hey CH, follow me" LL grabbed her by the arm and made them hide in a bush
>"Why are we-" CH tried to talk, but LL quickly shut her up "Shh!" And they stayed there for just a couple of minutes >And then a few kids passed by, and that was the cue, LL jumped out of the bush and screamed at them >This got the obvious answer of the kids screaming in fear, running away as fast as they could >LL dropped to the ground in a fit of laughter, she could hold her laugh, she laughed and laughed, it looked like she couldn't stop >CH on the other hand felt bad for the kids and was a little angry at LL for what she did, but somewhere inside her, she found it a little funny >She lightly kicked at LL "Wh-haha-at?" She looked at the small cowboy looking down at her "Thaaat whas wrong. *I* even nhow tat, and I'm djrunk as well" >"Ye looked laik ya' fond it funne too" CH wanted to look angry, and her eyes followed this, but not her mouth, her eyes were upset, but she showed an amused smile >For that, LL received another kick "Ohhhh, com on, wana se it again?" CH remained quiet, and just let herself fall onto the bush >LL hid as well, ready for the next victim to pass
>And pass it did, another group of kids, just for LL once again to jump and scare them off, kids in answer running as fast as they can >Making both LL and CH start to laugh "I admit, this. is. funne" "Told ya!" Both began to laugh again, but CH had a proposition "Tis too easy. we ned to. scare teens" >Walking around the shadows, doing rolls like they were doing parkour, much to the confusion of and disgust of normal passersby >And finally they found another bush to hide in, waiting for their next victims >Finally some teens arrived, LL pulled her thick and long claws out for a better effect, and when they were near enough >LL jumped in front of them, a fake 'X' in her screen, some teens jumped back, and one even fell before starting to run where they came from >She once again fell to the floor with laughter, CH did the same, in their drunk mind this was the most hilarious thing ever, nothing could be funnier >And they keep doing this for a while, scare, move, scare, move, scare, move
>The night ended, and CH found herself on the couch of their little office, LL was on the floor >She checked the hour on her HUD, it was 5 in the morning, worked still hadn't started "Ay, me siento cruda" Some things still starting up on her >While she waited for her system to calibrate, she started to use her phone to see some stuff >'(NEWS: Two "Disassembly Drones" Scare people all over town, people say there were real, authorities remain skeptical)' >She reads the news, slowly thinking 'Why would someone do that?', then slowly remembers what happened last night, slowly piecing the puzzle together, and... >"(Ahh... Shit)"
>>77455 >the one with the ghost oogi didn't feel fetishy to me J eating a bunch of tiny girls, gaining weight and burping so loud she rattles the windows didn't feel fetishy to you?
>>77485 Yeah. The burp felt like gross out humour to me. The weight gain seemed like a way to explain J having an off model figure like how other anons have her installing curves as upgrades. As for eating oogies, it is something that already happened offscreen and wasn't described in a particular manner. It is a reminder that the DDs are actually vile monsters.
>You finish lighting the last jack-o-lantern on the porch before stepping back and admiring the lineup of carved pumpkins. >This year you’d decided to splurge a bit and purchased a pumpkin for yourself and U-U to work on. >Yours is a classic – the gap tooth, gaping grin that comes to mind when you think of the season. >U-U, on the other hand… carved each of theirs into some pretty grotesque faces. When you asked what they were supposed to be, they just said ‘you’ before breaking down into fits of laughter. >Choosing not to reflect on that further, you head back in. >The night’s still young, and U-U will probably want to try something special to commemorate the holiday – maybe bobbing for apples? Trick or treating? Hay rides?
>You find the two sprawled over the back of the recliner and across the couch, respectively. >It’s one of the rare moments where you can actually see their ‘eyes’ – both look completely demoralized. Is something wrong? >Huh? Why? You guys seem bummed out, I’d have thought Halloween was your favorite holiday for sure. >One of the U’s sighed. >“It is!” >“It’s just that celebrating isn’t the same without Halloween movies.” >The other U sighed harder. >“And we can’t watch any of those without a TV.” Why would we need a TV to watch a scary movie? I’ve got a projector and all of that stuff up in the attic. >The two perk up immediately and, before you can finish, have already blitzed upstairs, found the machine, and made it back downstairs to set it up in record time.
>A box titled ‘Halloween Shit’ is emptied out violently, and the movies spread out. >Most of them are pretty tame – like the original House of Wax and a couple of other schlock films. So, which do you want to watch? >U-U grins and the two begin to paw through the DVDs for a second before finding what they’re looking for. >“This one, this one! ‘Revenge of the Huskers’ looks good!” >Both nodded in unison, so great was the consensus on this choice. ‘Huskers,’ huh? I… I honestly don’t remember buying this one. I must’ve, though. >You turn it over in your hands. It actually looks horrifying – some guy on the back of the box is getting his face peeled or something by a creature made of stitched together… skin? >Definitely NOT your first choice, but if they want to watch it…. Okay, sure.
>U and U exchange a devious look. >They’d actually planted the film amongst the others after buying it a couple years back, before you decided to forsake suburbia for the farming life. >Between the fact that you seemed like a wimp who’d scare at the slightest thing, and the fact that they were genuinely curious about the film, they got it as fast as they could. >You pop the film into the archaic player and it starts to play. >The three of you sit on the couch, you in the middle with a U unit on either side, and settle in for the scares. (1/3)
>>77500 >Or you would’ve settled in, except for a knock at the door. Now who could possibly be out this late? >You get up; U-U starts to go with you. No, no, it’s fine. Probably just a trick-or-treater or something – poor kid’s probably lost. >You go up to the door and open it. >A seven-foot-tall figure looms over you on the step, breathing softly. >Its eyes and mouth are hollow, its skin rubbery and relatively hairless. Rags drape its frame, hiding the large stitches crisscrossing its body. Woah, that’s an insane costume, man! How’d you set that up? U, U, come look at this guy! >The drones round the corner to see the strange trick-or-treater. They recoil at the sight of him. Thanks for stopping by, man! Here, have some candy! >You hold the bowl out. >It doesn’t move. Oh, germs. Right. Here, put a paw out, I’ll give you some. >You grab a fistful of cheap sweets and try to hand them to the stranger, only for it to suddenly grip your arm. WOAH! Ha ha, you… you got me good. Scared me. >It doesn’t let go of your arm. U-U seems to be getting agitated. >“Hey, let go of him!” >“Yeah, get your candy and go!” >It doesn’t release its grip; instead, it tightens it and begins to slowly, firmly, pull you towards itself. Hey, let- >You don’t get to finish as U- swoops forward and, in a smooth motion, slices the forearm off of the stranger. >It staggers back in shock as -U slams and locks the door. >“Are you okay, Anon?” Okay? You just mutilated some random guy, of course I’m not… okay? >You look at the thing’s hand, still gripping your arm. Its skin… isn’t a costume. >A glance out the door reveals that the thing is gone from your porch, standing farther away in the shadows. >Watching. >Other, similarly shaped things are moving around at the edge of your driveway, where the light can’t quite reach. >Your mouth gets very dry. >U-U, go get my shotgun. Get it now, and then get somewhere safe. >One runs off to find the weapon, while the other scoffs. >“You really think we’re going to let you fight off an onslaught of terrors on your own, clod?” >You take the shotgun from the returning drone and load it. >I’m not asking you, I’m TELLING you. >“We haven’t listened to you before, and we’re definitely not starting now just so you can pretend to be an action hero and die.” >U-, -U, this is not negotiable, I mean it- >The sound of shattering glass comes from the living room. Another window breaks on the opposite side of the house. Something begins to bang on the doors, doing so with enough ferocity to splinter the hardwood frame. >One of the things rushes in from the darkened dining room; you hit it with a well-placed volley of buckshot. >It doesn’t dispatch it – it stumbles for a moment and keeps rushing you. >U-U attacks it with their far superior weaponry, as you fire at another skin creature rushing in. >You try to reload, but the door finally buckles and breaks inwards, strong hands gripping your shoulder and head. >U and U turn just in time to watch as your face is peeled right off of your head, distracting them long enough to be seized by the other creatures and torn to shreds. AAAIIIEEEE! THE HUSKERS! THEIR TURNING ME INTO ONE OF THEEEEEEEM! (2/3)
>>77501 >… >You yawn. >Watching the main characters just get eviscerated like that… >And the obvious, rubber monster costumes… >You sigh. >For a ‘scary’ movie picked by U-U, this was actually dogshit. >You were entirely aware, of course, that the two planted the film in hopes that you’d be scared of it. >And at one point, you definitely would’ve been. >But you had one secret weapon up your sleeve – there’s no monster anywhere near as scary as your mom. >You get chills just reminiscing on your childhood. >U-U, on the other hand, seems to be absolutely terrified by the gore onscreen. >Watching those two DDs and that one human get shredded just halfway through the film really struck a nerve. >They’re clinging onto you pretty tight and aren’t even noticing when you give them slightly untoward squeezes on the rear. >If they’re still this timid later, you’re definitely going to enjoy Halloween night.
>>77497 Scaring people is kinda fun. It is a pro too, since, who is going to believe the DD that is supposed to be only in a work place will be anywhere else? It is CHaLLoween, the C is silent.
>Mini-Drone's have created their own society in one of the abandoned Copper-9 cities >Despite being far from Earth they still celebrate Halloween >Mini-Drones wearing tissues go around saying, "Boo!" >Mini-Drones derobe and steal the clothing of action figures for costumes >Most of the costumes are military themed as a result >The fortune without a military costume are given extra pieces of candy, which are torn from giant chocolate bars
If I had a nickel for every time a man decided to build a robot waifu from scratch and document it on youtube, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
After several pedestrian fatalities including one gruesome incident where a J unit tried to squeeze into a packed elevator, he Department of Transportation has mandated that all J units be fitted with a 'wide load' sticker on their posterior.
>>77538 >The sticker is packed separately >The instructions take several lines to stress that the sticker MUST be slapped on >The J unit is obligated to report non-slapping applications of stickers so that the user can be fined
I feel autistic. Does anyone else here play SWTOR? I kinda wanna see if I can make Beretta. If I can, what class do you think she'd be? >Jedi Guardian >Sage (One-handed lightsaber, but mostly force range attacks) >Jedi Shadow (Double-Bladed Lightsaber) >Sentinel (Dual Wield) >Scoundrel (Smuggler/Han Solo) >Gunslinger (Dual Pistols) Or >Juggernaut (Sith version of Guardian, think Darth Vader) >Marauder (Sith Version of Sentinel) >Sorcerer (Sith version of Sage, shoots lightning instead) >Assassin (Darth Maul)
A B-Movie Greentext I'm so sorry this is the only way I could possibly spin SD-M & Oogi >Serial Designation M is tired of being bullied by her squad SD-M: "I've had enough! I'll prove to Zeta and Xi that I'm just as good as them!" >She boldly goes to meet the Disassembly Drones coordinator in charge of all the missions SD-M: "Anon, I demand that you give me your most dangerous mission!" >Anon turned to face SD-M, his face shifting into an expression of pure unadulterated horror, complete with trembling lips, watering eyes & sweat oozing from his brow like a freshly squeezed citrus Anon: "M, I-" SD-M: "TELL ME, OR SO HELP ME ILL KICK YOUR MONKEY-FIGHTING ASS!" Anon: "...Okay. There is a house that's been infested by an evil menace." >SD-M started to go there until Anon stopped her Anon: "Beware M, if you take this quest you'll surely die!" SD-M: "Watch me." >SD-M gives Anon a nut-shattering that nearly kills him before heading to the house for real - >Arriving at the house, SD-M smashes down the door, fully prepared to face evil incarnate >Yet all that awaits her is a simple middle-class Western suburban living room... with a tiny creature creature sitting on the far side coffee table Oogi: "[Oogi noise]?" >SD-M stares in disbelief as she marches towards the tiny critter >Surely this cannot be THIS easy SD-M: "Are you the evil which I have been sent to kill?" Oogi: "[Oogi noise]!" >Not taking such a boorish insult lightly, SD-M clenches Oogi in her hyper-realistic fists >But before she can go in for the kill, Oogi let's put a call for help Oogi: "Eeeeeee!" >Suddenly a chorus of "Bit me!" rings through the halls of the house, followed by a veritable legion of Oogis rushing into the fray SD-M: "What the heck?" >SD-M tries to counter attack, but the torrent of miniature railgun blasts combined with a femcel stench that rates a 0.9 on the Uzi scale SD-M: "Argh, damn you!" >She tried to make for the door but finds herself blinded & crippled from the Oogi onslaught >Their cumulative damage far outpaces her ability to regenerate, and by the time the smoke clears there is nothing left but her boy-boots, ashes, and an M-shaped skeleton >Serial Designation M is now dead [until the next greentext she's in] >As for the Oogis, they had the house all cleaned up in time for Cthulanon to get back home from a shopping so insane that it'd require a multi-post saga to retell properly