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No.77096
Murder Drones (#72)Anonymous
Replies:>>77098>>77101
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Hi my lovely Friends! And Happy Halloween, muajajaja!
Hope you doing nice this day and I hope you eat a lot of candy if you want to eat candy.
Let's talk about the Drones in this Spooky festivity, and talk about what they will do this Spooky day, what do you think?
Hope you have an awesome day.
The Spooky Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Last Scary Thread: >>76049
The wheel of Terrifying OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
Wuuuuu, so scary.
No.77098
Anonymous
Replies:>>77100
>>77096
Good to see you, smilanon! Thanks so much for creating new Threads for us on a regular basis.

How are you?
No.77099
Anonymous
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No.77100
Anonymous
Replies:>>77102
>>77098
Good to see you too Friend.
Sleepy, I just woke up. How are you my Friend?
No.77101
Anonymous
Replies:>>77104
>>77096
Aw dammit. I was just now writing an OP inspired by Tales From The Crypt for Halloween.
No.77102
Anonymous
Replies:>>77103
>>77100
I am good, just returned to home after university. What do you plan to do today?
No.77103
Anonymous
Replies:>>77105
>>77102
Probably just a goofy green, and I'll try to draw something, a funny small thing.
No.77104
Anonymous
>>77101
You could still share it Friend! Sounds interesting.
No.77105
Anonymous
>>77103
Thank you, smileanon, It will definitely be interesting.
No.77106
Anonymous
Replies:>>77110
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Loafs have come to celebrate Halloween.
No.77107
Anonymous
Image:173037877571.jpg(30kB, 480x368)its done.jpg
I am going to eep now as it's 9 am
I still need to proofread
Elf either today or tomorrow
No.77108
Anonymous
Replies:>>77128
Image:173037927901.png(230kB, 409x606)3RiF_cLMquY edit.png
>You wake up
>You are old
>Your muscles have turned to liquid under your skin and people would feel your bones if they were to hug you
>You can't get up properly anymore
>Instead you perform a maneuver that involves twisting and grunting
>You put your feet on the floor
>Halfway there
>You lean forward, grab your bedside table and pull to assist your liftoff
>Finally you stand up
>There is a device that looks like a blackened metal sculpture made out of a torture device in the corner
>"Bitch" you say out loud
>She moved it again
>With unsteady steps and arms spread you make your way to it
>Your Maid V enters the bedroom
>"Master. Let me help you."
>"Rack off."
>You swing your hand to motion for her to stay away and accidentally hit her on the visor (but not hard)
>She steps back with a hand on her face and growls internally
>You enter the device and activate it
>The device sings it's daily litany of whirrs and clicks as it locks and tightens around you like a form-fitting medieval cage
>With this exoskeleton you can now move on your own
>You go about your day
>"Master, let me make you breakfast." says V
>"Rack off."
>"Master, let me get that for you."
>"Rack off."
>"Master, let me prepare you a bath."
>"Rack off."
>"I must insist on the bath."
>"Oh! Okay. That may be for the best."
>"Master. Master! Put down the chainsaw and listen to me!"
>"Rack off, I'm busy!"
>"Master, you shouldn't be carrying those heavy boxes at your age!"
>"Rack off."
>V pouts and stomps her foot
>"Rack off, rack off. I'm your helper bot, Master! Why won't you let me help you?"
>Her outburst surprises you a little
>You look at her
>This child-sized, child-looking creation of Man
>The sun reflects on her white synthetic hair
>V exhumes innocence like a lamp radiates light that illuminates it's surroundings
>Her body is strong and doesn't know age and fatigue like yours does
>She wasn't programmed with a fear of obsolescence or a desire to spare others of hardship despite this being her purpose
>It is coded into her as a fact that needs court no understanding that the most important maid drone is less than the least important human
>She is pouting up at you like a kid who wants to be taken seriously, with her balled fists pointing outwards on her sides
>She is beautiful
>You put down the boxes and place your hand on the drone's soft hair
>You move your hand around, petting her with a smile on your face
>"V, you are helping me every day just by being here."
>V becomes her mild self again
>She loves you but for the life of her she doesn't understand why you won't let her help you when you need help or why you show her affection when she steps out of line
>Truly, Man works in mysterious ways
>Somewhere far beyond time and space, incomprehensible in His vastness even by the denizens of higher planes, God the Allmaker looks at you with a smile
>Humanity
>So illogical
>So beautiful
No.77109
Anonymous
Its Lucy's big day!
Be nice to Lucy on this Halloween
No.77110
Anonymous
Replies:>>77111>>77113>>77274
>>77106
Thats it. I’m writing a loaf abuse green text
No.77111
Anonymous
>>77110
don't you see that's what they want?
No.77112
Anonymous
Well its working!
No.77113
Anonymous
Replies:>>77114>>77115>>77116
>>77110
>The oogies kidnap loaf Hope and torture her in sight of her helpless parents
>They communicate to the loaves that Hope's fate depends on if Loaf N and Loaf V will piss the purples off
>They use them as war elephants in their conflicts with other small creatures
No.77114
Anonymous
>>77113
oog warcrime when?
No.77115
Anonymous
>>77113
Oogie primal
No.77116
Anonymous
>>77113
Torch them all
No.77117
Anonymous
Replies:>>77118
Hound is depressed
No.77118
Anonymous
Replies:>>77120>>77121
>>77117
You should play some monopoly with him, I hear he loves monopoly
No.77119
Anonymous
Replies:>>77122>>77123
Teen Choice Awards - Family Guyyoutube thumb
every day I feel like I recognize these OCs less and less
No.77120
Anonymous
>>77118
gay
play MADNESS: Project Nexus
No.77121
Anonymous
>>77118
> loves monopoly
damn, he really is fucked in the head
No.77122
Anonymous
Replies:>>77125
>>77119
Why
No.77123
Anonymous
>>77119
Hug
No.77124
Anonymous
Image:173038622831.jpg(340kB, 2949x1737)C8CD2F2C-45FA-406C-8F83-1B564B834392.jpeg
I want to hug the Drone Dog
No.77125
Anonymous
>>77122
Probably because there is so many, thankfully unlike him I have severe autism and let's me remember 95% of them when someone asks me about one.
No.77126
Anonymous
Replies:>>77131>>77132
Image:173038661498.png(111kB, 1016x726)LucyDracula.png
Lucy!
No.77127
Anonymous
Replies:>>77129>>77130>>77280
What would fit Alice for halloween
No.77128
Anonymous
>>77108
That's literally how I'll behave when I turn into a walking wreck that only remotely resembles my current self, yet I have a worker drone V who will love me even if I'm an asshole.

Very good greentext, anon.
No.77129
Anonymous
Replies:>>77133
>>77127
Why not Di's outfit from Let's Split Up? I guess that's an easy mode answer. Maybe a scarecrow?
No.77130
Anonymous
Replies:>>77133
>>77127
Godzilla.
No.77131
Anonymous
>>77126
Baby
No.77132
Anonymous
>>77126
Lucy is cutie.
No.77133
Anonymous
>>77129
>>77130
Damn these are really good
No.77134
Anonymous
Replies:>>77138
Image:173038821967.png(197kB, 1007x622)BBbb.png
thinking of B again... I should put her in a halloween costume
No.77135
Anonymous
Replies:>>77137>>77148
Do you think there will be any mention about drones at GlitchX 2024? I know they've been concentrating on indianimations in this year, and Liam clearly hasn't had time to "rest" in the two months since the finale, but still, do you anons have a sliver of hope?
No.77136
Anonymous
Replies:>>77141
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Bugs
No.77137
Anonymous
Replies:>>77139>>77144
>>77135
Liam is going to reveal the 6.8 billion dollars they made on plastic JC Jenson pens has gone into drone research and will be unveiling the first iteration in GlitchX. Screenshot this post.
No.77138
Anonymous
>>77134
Big boobs is big good.
No.77139
Anonymous
>>77137
>2027, they are going to present the first drone ever
>The first drone created for some reason is full of cum
>The presentation has to end early to clean it
No.77140
Anonymous
Replies:>>77142>>77143>>77145>>77152>>77157>>77159
Image:173038898537.jpg(58kB, 841x846)smug from every angle.JPG
front facing Ivory is real
No.77141
Anonymous
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>>77136
...Would.
No.77142
Anonymous
Replies:>>77146>>77147
>>77140
Anon did you notice someone wrote a greentext with Ivory a thread or two ago?
No.77143
Anonymous
>>77140
target acquired
No.77144
Anonymous
>>77137
I thought he was gonna reveal the insect serium, where it's turn normal women's into cordie-like insect girls
No.77145
Anonymous
>>77140
I refuse to believe it
No.77146
Anonymous
Replies:>>77166
>>77142
not him but show me
No.77147
Anonymous
>>77142
I think so? not sure tbh
No.77148
Anonymous
>>77135
>Liam clearly hasn't had time to "rest" in the two months since the finale
wdym?
No.77149
Anonymous
Replies:>>77151
fukin bats get off mah screen >:(
No.77150
Anonymous
OC quirk: Lucy when not scaring people is seen laying in her Halloween decorated room in her coffin shaped bed humming The Citizens of Halloween - This Is Halloween (From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas")youtube thumb as she makes scare plans and lists her favorite slashers from most to least scary and sexy (you’ll never believe number 1)
No.77151
Anonymous
Replies:>>77155
>>77149
In reality, they are far away Uzis, yes, every single one is Uzis very far away, hide while you can or they are going to suck you dry
No.77152
Anonymous
Replies:>>77153
>>77140
Direct aiming at your penis.
No.77153
Anonymous
>>77152
MY BEEPIS?!
No.77155
Anonymous
>>77151
lil flying oogis
No.77157
Anonymous
>>77140
She is fren
No.77158
Anonymous
Replies:>>77160>>77161>>77162>>77164
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No.77159
Anonymous
>>77140
joker ivory.... does she make fucking cool jokes?
No.77160
Anonymous
>>77158
so fucing cool
nice job anon
could you do one for megatron? petty ples
No.77161
Anonymous
Replies:>>77163
>>77158
>Optimus Prime Vickers girling
No.77162
Anonymous
Replies:>>77163
>>77158
Tomboy Optimus...
No.77163
Anonymous
>>77161
>>77162
You have the figurines for that...anons...
No.77164
Anonymous
>>77158
>prime vickers girl posing
delete this....
No.77165
Anonymous
Replies:>>77375
You Wouldn't Want to Date a Lamiayoutube thumb
After watching this video, I need snek Tessa more
No.77166
Anonymous
>>77146
See >>75717
No.77167
Anonymous
Replies:>>77168
Video:173039177155.mp4(8.65MB / 0:02:28 / avc1, 480x480)KhanMeToTheDoor.mp4
How khan rizzed Nori
No.77168
Anonymous
>>77167
>Hey baby are you a door? Because I want to slide you up and down all night.
No.77169
Anonymous
Replies:>>77209
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This with Emily and a human
No.77170
Anonymous
Nori would actually fit very well under some floorboards. Perfect size.
No.77171
Anonymous
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Happy Halloween, /md/.
No.77172
Anonymous
Replies:>>77279
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I need to put a bulge on into her stomach
No.77173
Anonymous
Replies:>>77174>>77183>>77184
What character would celebrate halloween?
No.77174
Anonymous
>>77173
Sophie, and the monster hide from her horniness
No.77175
Anonymous
Replies:>>77180
Video:173039241759.mp4(430kB / 0:00:15 / avc1, 720x720)gE4GtvlWW7hE2Bvo.mp4
What is this new strange oogi?
No.77176
Anonymous
Replies:>>77178>>77181
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No.77177
Anonymous
Replies:>>77186>>77283
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Smoking weed everyday
No.77178
Anonymous
>>77176
>Once a cuck, always a cuck.
No.77179
Anonymous
Replies:>>77206
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No.77180
Anonymous
>>77175
Cyntipede possesed oogi, it tries to steal your enns.
No.77181
Anonymous
>>77176
Yes
No.77182
Anonymous
Replies:>>77204
>Be me.
>made the most piss poor mistake when it comes to trying to buy a house within my price range.
>Previously, I had been living with my parents for the past two years after graduating college with my bachelors degree in engineering.
>I was 20 years old when I first started. I’m now 26.
>Despite this, my mom and dad never cared that their grown ass son was still living with them but I had enough self-awareness to realize that I should find a place of my own.
>After searching through Dronelist to find an affordable home, I came across an ad.
>the house was your standard one floor, one bedroom house in some okayish looking suburb that was about a good 2-3 hour drive from my parents place. But the one thing that surprised me the most was how dirt cheap when compared to other one bedroom houses I had saw.
>“Talk about a fucking steal!”
>seeing a set of phone numbers attached to the ad, I immediately contacted the homeowners and they were overjoyed that I was interested in their home.
>Looking back, There were many red flags that I should have noticed but I was too blind and retarded to ever see them.
>Months later, the house was finally registered under my name.
>Once I gotten the key to my new house, I packed up all my things from out of my parents house and into my trailer.
Before I left, my parents told me how proud they were of me and to call them once I get there.
>After spending a couple of hours on the road, I had reached the street where my home is located.
>As I slowly went through the street looking for my address, I noticed a couple of feral Loaves roaming around. I never really did like those things as I always found them too weird to look at and annoying with the ‘popping’ noises they make.
>Granted the same thing can be said about Oogis but unlike Loaves, Oogis at least have intelligent enough to talk and look like miniature versions of drones but bug size.
>Loaves however barely look like drones and more like animals given that they eat, shit and actually fuck and spawn more of themselves, but even so they lack any significant animalistic features other than a tail, a fat short body and stubby legs. But the one thing I hate more about Loaves are the fact that they commit cannibalism and would straight up be willing to eat one another if given any circumstance.
>Like for god sake they’re supposed to be robots.
>WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE BLOOD AND ORGANS?!
>And little did I know, this was foreshadowing of what my life would be like from here on out.
>When I had finally reached my house, I wasted no time unloading everything from out of the trailer. Thankfully the previous homeowners let me have their furniture so I had clothes and some miscellaneous things to unpack.
>By the mid afternoon I finished unpacking just about everything. Having been exhausted from the drive as well as just doing this I decided it was about time I took a well deserved nap.
>Walking up to *MY* couch, I rested my entire body on the couch cushions as I let my eyes droop down so I could fall into a fulfilled sleep.
>*Pop!*
>My eyes shot open as I heard the all too familiar sound of a loaf. It was muffled from how close it sounded, the damn thing was on my porch.
>“Oh well, I at least I can shoo the thing awa–”
>*Pop!* *Pop!*
>“Huh?”
>After Hearing that 2nd pop. I noticed how different it was compared to the first. Immediately, I came to the conclusion that there was a second loaf there as well.
>“Oh god dammit, I just moved in.”
>Pulling myself from off the couch, I began walking towards the front door pissed. I wasn’t going to let these Cal-Art face looking fuckers mess up my brand new house.
>So I walked closer.
>*Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!*
>And closer.
>*Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!*
>And closer
>Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!*
>And as I reached the door, I opened it only to have my mouth drop in horror.
>Because throughout my Yard and patio there was a LARGE SWARM of loaves on my property! >there were so many of them popping all at once it sounded like a bunch of firecrackers going off.
>“What the fuck?!” I screamed at the top of my lungs so my voice won’t get drowned out by these shit heads and to scream them off. “Get the fuck outta here!”
>Much to no avail.
>I looked around to see how damage these things were causing and as I looked down to my feet I immediately felt disgust as I saw two Worker Loafs actually FUCKING right in front of me without a care in the world!”
>“Oh you disgusting little–!”
>Pulling one of my legs back, I Swung my foot at the two Loafs like i was kicking a soccer ball.
>The loaf that was getting its backdoor smashed in practically exploded the moment it made contact with the tip of my shoe. Chunks of Loaf Bits and gore splattered a small vicinity of the porch as well as my shoe.
>The partner that was riding said loaf however didn’t explode, instead it was actually sent flying for some good distance.
>*SCREEEEEEEEE—* SPLAT
>The loaf crashed head first onto the Cement walkway. The upper half of its smashes into fragments of scrap metal and brain matter as its LED eyes flickered out.
>Some of the loaves saw their dead friend and began to walk up to his head standing corpse.
>instead of Grieving for it like a normal animal, the small inner circle of loaves proceeds to RIP THROUGH the corpse’s body. Eating and ripping the body apart to get to the soft bits inside.
>I watched over in horror over my predicament, wondering how the actual fuck did I ended up here.
>As I tried to think what went wrong, my Brain finally pieced things together as I thought back to everything.
>From the eagerness of the previous homeowners and the furniture they left behind, the feral loaves I saw earlier ago roaming around the street when I was in the car and from the fact that the house was sold for dirt fucking cheap told me one thing.
>This entire neighborhood was infested with fucking Loafs!

1/?
No.77183
Anonymous
>>77173
Harper’s daughter wanted to go trick or treating.
So Harper proceeded to modify the whole base into an impromptu neighborhood
No.77184
Anonymous
>>77173
Lizzy
Nori
V (it's a great way to launder the bodies, passing them off as decorations)
No.77185
Anonymous
Replies:>>77188>>77192>>77346
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Ho would you take care of this Tessa?
No.77186
Anonymous
Replies:>>77187
>>77177
I can't believe Cyn is dead...
No.77187
Anonymous
Replies:>>77238
>>77186
Who killed her?
No.77188
Anonymous
>>77185
Using the power of the Absolute Solver to restore her with eldritch meat. She's gonna be a cannibalistic monster after that, but everything else on her will be okay again.
No.77189
Anonymous
Replies:>>77193>>77194
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I think she would look cool as one of those hot women painted in the sides of fighter planes idk.
No.77190
Anonymous
Replies:>>77200>>77202
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Disassembly drones on the street keep describing me as mlem-able, what do they mean?
No.77191
Anonymous
Replies:>>77202
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Man we are all gonna go insane
No.77192
Anonymous
>>77185
Bullet of Mercy.
No.77193
Anonymous
>>77189
Nice
No.77194
Anonymous
>>77189
Her hips are beautiful.
No.77195
Anonymous
Replies:>>77205>>77293
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No.77196
Anonymous
Replies:>>77217>>77228
Image:173039448440.jpg(255kB, 832x874)d26e0c0706e23de2caea4fb415b65d27.jpg
IT IS JANE’S BIRTHDAY
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
No.77197
Anonymous
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No.77198
Anonymous
Replies:>>77199
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No.77199
Anonymous
Replies:>>77201
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>>77198
No.77200
Anonymous
Replies:>>77208
>>77190
It's nothing anon, they just want to shove their long fat desasembly tongues down your throat.

[I wish the Y would stick her tongue down my throat.
No.77201
Anonymous
Replies:>>77203
Image:173039460655.jpg(324kB, 2048x1247)Ga38ygUWYAAD7hK.jpeg
>>77199
No.77202
Anonymous
>>77190
Keep you mouth closed and pay no attention to them, just hope they'll lose interest.
>>77191
>picrel
This and rapidly developing alcoholism
No.77203
Anonymous
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>>77201
No.77204
Anonymous
Image:173039467139.gif(14kB, 640x360)peppino-scream-pizza-tower.png
>>77182
>“What the fuck?!” I screamed at the top of my lungs so my voice won’t get drowned out by these shit heads and to scream them off. “Get the fuck outta here!”
No.77205
Anonymous
>>77195
Cheesed to meet
No.77206
Anonymous
Replies:>>77616
>>77179

just noticed Alice is scraping the wall with her other hand
No.77208
Anonymous
Replies:>>77214
>>77200
>Y holding your arms down by the wrists
>She has unbuttoned your shirt
>She says that you won't be killed because you are a prisoner of war but also that rape is a customary part of war
>She takes her sweet time running her tongue all over your chest, licking you like an ice cream while keeping you warm with her hot breath
No.77209
Anonymous
Replies:>>77211
>>77169
>>77207
why reposting
No.77210
Anonymous
Replies:>>77212>>77215>>77218
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No.77211
Anonymous
>>77209
I accidently press the wrong image
No.77212
Anonymous
Replies:>>77213
>>77210
Labor Tessa
No.77213
Anonymous
>>77212
>She going into a labor
No.77214
Anonymous
Replies:>>77220
>>77208
>Shuddering at the warm touch of her tongue, I say through clenched teeth in a trembling voice.
>"Тевтонская... сука." "Teutonic... bitch."
No.77215
Anonymous
>>77210
I love the art style but dislike how they didn't add anything to make it clear if it's meant to be wearing human skin. or is a robot and the didn't want to draw joint lines
or is a robot and it has an artificial skin over it.
or is a human wearing a costume
No.77216
Anonymous
Replies:>>77219>>77230>>77284>>77320>>77322>>77419
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This is your last fricking chance to tell me what each character dresses as for Halloween.
No.77217
Anonymous
Replies:>>77226>>77545
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>>77196
Erm, ACHKTUALLY... [pushes up glasses] Jane the Human was only conceived as a character on Halloween... [snorts a massive loogie] so the idea that she was ackthually BORN on Halloween is purely unsubstantiated conjecture, hehe... 🤓
No.77218
Anonymous
>>77210
The revolutionary court took note of the workers' requests and changed her sentence. Now she will be able to work off what her family stole from the working class.
No.77219
Anonymous
>>77216
N would be a werewolf
No.77220
Anonymous
Replies:>>77222>>77223>>77231
>>77214
I should learn how to write erotica.
No.77221
Anonymous
Replies:>>77224
Image:173039634296.jpg(634kB, 2048x2048)GaAi0O1bsAAR-uH.jpeg
Skinsuit kleiner
No.77222
Anonymous
>>77220
You're already doing great, just keep writing.
No.77223
Anonymous
>>77220
We need a full version of this Y green.
>Getting captured in war
>Held hostage by an weirdly cute DD gal
>She sexually assaults you with her tongue
so fuckin hot...
No.77224
Anonymous
>>77221
>four tentacles
Cringe
No.77225
Anonymous
Replies:>>77227>>77260>>77879
Image:173039674157.png(675kB, 818x866)Akita model wip33 textureing.PNG
primary body texturing is done. all I need to do is map out the clothing. finish texturing the wings and tail.
and finish by doing a small bit of gradient and detailing to the eyes since their organic
No.77226
Anonymous
Replies:>>77261
>>77217
And if I fucking killed you what then.
No.77227
Anonymous
>>77225
Awesome work, anon, she looks great.
No.77228
Anonymous
>>77196
Only a creature as vile as Jane would be born this day.
No.77229
Anonymous
Image:173039701104.jpg(349kB, 2048x2048)GbKHVSMWYAAXige.jpeg
Emo hunter
No.77230
Anonymous
Replies:>>77674
>>77216
V, Doll, and the teacher go as themselves
Khan goes as a door
Nori goes as her wolfgirlsona
Lizzy goes as either the final girl of the most recent slasher movie she watched or a beautiful woman of the sort monsters carry off on old posters, you know the kind
Uzi goes as a nightmarish monster that's disguised itself as a normal person because if everyone saw its true form they'd hate and fear it, nervous laughter
N goes as a shibe
No.77231
Anonymous
Replies:>>77236
Image:173039736947.png(198kB, 920x1099)Tessa gonna fucking insane yet again.png
>>77220
As an amateur smut writer I have a few basic tips if you're interested
>Pacing, be it for the 'build-up' or the 'action', is the first & arguably most important tool you'll want to practice on
>Erotica is a delicate dance between describing the lewdness in detail & describing the character(s) reaction to said lewdness in detail
>Exploring the deeper emotional intricacy behind the passion isn't strictly necessary, but it can go a long way towards making the story all the more "hot"
No.77232
Anonymous
Replies:>>77236
Image:173039766876.jpg(249kB, 1536x2048)GaqDRBNWoAAbUXu.jpeg
Would this be a solver mech?
No.77233
Anonymous
Replies:>>77234>>77237>>77239>>77251>>77258>>77348
Image:173039768310.png(4.02MB, 3000x5268)SHOCKING.png
No.77234
Anonymous
>>77233
Kinky
No.77235
Anonymous
Image:173039792263.jpg(187kB, 1600x1200)tumblr_2553003dc0317f1f736ce6ad667d1bf0_c55d40a8_2048.jpg
Bugs
No.77236
Anonymous
>>77231
I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

>>77232
Bitchin.
No.77237
Anonymous
>>77233
It looks amazing, anon!
No.77238
Anonymous
>>77187
Me.
No.77239
Anonymous
>>77233
She's about to attach an enormous schwanzstucker to N!
No.77241
Anonymous
Replies:>>77246>>77248>>77257>>77295>>77300
What are the OCs Halloween costumes
>inb4 John and Jane as robots
What about really?
No.77243
Anonymous
Replies:>>77252>>77263
Image:173039850879.png(860kB, 2562x1830)halloweeners.png
finished writing stuff for B and H on the booru, i'll continue with the rest of Osmium-4 characters later. kinda have a sick ass headache though, so i'm taking painkillers and going to sleep. let me know if my formatting is ass or y'know, if there are relevant details i could add later.
also, happy halloween and have a nice ween day/night.
No.77244
Anonymous
Replies:>>77264>>77267>>77281
Who smarter john or Eliza holly?
No.77246
Anonymous
>>77241
John dresses as TherapyAnon. Jane dresses as a slutty TherapyAnon.
No.77248
Anonymous
Replies:>>77527
>>77241
Harper dresses as Maka from Soul Eater
No.77249
Anonymous
Replies:>>77253>>77256>>77259>>77270>>77316
Image:173039860361.png(556kB, 2480x3508)IMG_3522.png
greetings beloved anons! it is I, Fugue :), and I come bearing grand news! as you know, it’s Halloween! the where the vale between our world and the next is most thin, and as you may know, it’s also my birthday! I was thinking of something interesting to post on this most hallowed day and I remembered a post about an “eclectic Murder Drones themed TTRPG when?” and I remember distinctly a reply to that post saying “October 31st”, and so with inspiration I made haste to create such a thing!
BEHOLD:

>https://files.catbox.moe/31jehf.pdf

it’s not very well made (I did write it in 3 days to meet a deadline) the early sections need MASSIVE rewrites and I left out the entire monster manual section I was going to write at the end but again 3 days!!!, nevertheless I think it’s a pretty good start and I would love to see your feedback ;)

Also the formatting in the pdf is messed up and i haven’t had much luck fixing it, I apologize, I will look into it more

Also here’s a thread to discuss the game in: >>77240
No.77251
Anonymous
>>77233
CUTE
No.77252
Anonymous
Replies:>>77267
>>77243
For the love of god can people start saying SD B and Bonnie I have to reread anything having to do with them for context clues
Why did we name all of our characters after letters FUCK
No.77253
Anonymous
>>77249
Neat, I'll check it out when I have time.
No.77256
Anonymous
>>77249
Happy birthday.
No.77257
Anonymous
>>77241
Beretta goes as Mara Jade
No.77258
Anonymous
>>77233
Grim always killin' it with these pieces
No.77259
Anonymous
>>77249
>Fugue and Jane share a birthday
I have never seen Fugue and Jane in the same room...
No.77260
Anonymous
Image:173039909555.png(368kB, 914x1251)1547951593747.png
>>77225
No.77261
Anonymous
>>77226
You lack the power to slay me
No.77262
Anonymous
Replies:>>77265>>77268>>77275>>77285
Image:173039918118.jpg(63kB, 850x419)sample-a9315477bd4d84c5d499da87337c520f.jpg
I forgot there was an image of (young) Jane, John, and [redacted] doing Halloween
No.77263
Anonymous
>>77243
Good dreams to you, anon.
No.77264
Anonymous
Replies:>>77266
>>77244
Eliza, but John is (arguably) more mentally stable
No.77265
Anonymous
>>77262
Damn, john was a sweet adorable kid
No.77266
Anonymous
>>77264
What if they kiss?
No.77267
Anonymous
>>77244
Holly, easily. Her background sets her up that way. John was just a former CFL researcher, so he's not a dimwit but Holly is just much smarter based on the background stuff.
>>77252
It's in the show innit? Besides, posts with Bonnie the human tend to mention Jane, Solver war, or her huge tits along with art while SD-B(ooze) has her own set of context clues, and she's mentioned way less often because the guy who made her don't post as much. It filters out who's new and who's old, it works just fine.
No.77268
Anonymous
Replies:>>77269
Image:173039941451.jpg(201kB, 2048x1152)1699991261371132.jpg
>>77262
Jane and B being so radically different personality wise is so cute
No.77269
Anonymous
>>77268
>Tfw the cold distant one and the fun loving energetic one love each other very much
Kino
No.77270
Anonymous
>>77249
Happy birthday, Fugue! I just opened the file, and damn, this looks promising.

You know, you made me think that Glitch should really create a board game based on MD, that would be very interesting.
No.77271
Anonymous
Replies:>>77273
What’s femanon’s handle?
No.77272
Anonymous
Replies:>>77277
Image:173039970854.jpg(24kB, 640x450)safetymandate.jpg
>Toby is coming into work on Halloween, because of course corporate wants people working on Halloween
>Despite the fact that nothing ever actually gets done on this, or any other, holiday
>As he clocks in, he notices a brand new sign
>picrel
>... he's not paid enough for this shit
No.77273
Anonymous
>>77271
Idk
No.77274
Anonymous
>>77110
Don't do it, anon. That's what they want.
No.77275
Anonymous
Replies:>>77276
>>77262
Seeing Innocent and Happy kid John makes me very sad for some reason
I hope he got lots of candy
No.77276
Anonymous
>>77275
>I hope he got lots of candy
At every single door a robot drone kid was there and got more candy then John because they had the better costume after AI generating a list of Costume to Candy ratios (It was the Terminator)
No.77277
Anonymous
Replies:>>77315
>>77272
He should wear a bunnysuit
No.77278
Anonymous
Image:173040017311.jpg(370kB, 1224x1386)172719032294.jpg
No.77279
Anonymous
>>77172
I first thought that the Tessa at the front was holding her arm at an impossible angle but since that is the lower arm of the Tessa at the back where did the arm of the Tessa at the front go?
No.77280
Anonymous
>>77127
Wendigo or atleast the modern mockery of it with the skull mask
No.77281
Anonymous
>>77244
me
No.77282
Anonymous
Replies:>>77286>>77290>>77291>>77370>>77372
Image:173040046305.png(605kB, 1200x3166)70a428c555fee4b913dd2bc8e76d32d1.png
So how would Tessa raise her own daughter?
No.77283
Anonymous
>>77177
Cyn forgot to inhale. She just kept endlessly exhaling
No.77284
Anonymous
Replies:>>77287>>77288>>77289>>77309
Image:173040082651.png(138kB, 900x980)Día de los Murder Drones.png
>“Besides, I could never pass up on an opportunity to get up close and personal with a girl like you.”

Halloween / Día de los Muertos-themed comic for you all. I had the idea of SkeleTessa wearing Día de los Muertos themed makeup for some time but I thought it would be the most appropriate to post it now. Also Lizzy I guess (I apologize for the slang used.) Applies to >>77216 I suppose.

Because actual Día de los Muertos skull designs are way too elaborate and complicated for this art style and my level of skill I used Poco from Brawl Stars as a reference, in case you were curious.
No.77285
Anonymous
>>77262
Cute
No.77286
Anonymous
>>77282
Better than James and Louisa raised her. Not a high bar to cross though.
No.77287
Anonymous
>>77284
ENTER
No.77288
Anonymous
>>77284
She looks cute.
No.77289
Anonymous
>>77284
She should dress up as sans or skeleton in the next Halloween party
No.77290
Anonymous
Replies:>>77292>>77370
>>77282
Moreover, have we discussed the sort of person she'd be married to? I feel like realistically it'd be someone like her: a weirdo whose parents were looking for a sucker to unload him onto. A match made in a swamp suspiciously full of relatively fresh corpses.
No.77291
Anonymous
>>77282
Better than her parents, but worse than she would wanted.
No.77292
Anonymous
Replies:>>77370
>>77290
The guy she married to is beaugard he probably weird as her but he just really good at hiding being weird
No.77293
Anonymous
Replies:>>77294>>77297
>>77195
femdrone walking into Ratdrone's grocery store to buy some eggs for valentine's day....
No.77294
Anonymous
>>77293
That a mouse, not a rat
No.77295
Anonymous
Replies:>>77310
Image:173040147390.png(109kB, 799x877)Shadow Jane.png
>>77241
John and Jane as shadowhumans
No.77296
Anonymous
Replies:>>77299
What’s femanon’s handle?
No.77297
Anonymous
Replies:>>77298
>>77293
Why? What's wrong with her eggs?
No.77298
Anonymous
Replies:>>77302
>>77297
it's a reference to a touhou comic
No.77299
Anonymous
Replies:>>77301
Image:173040173149.png(38kB, 453x410)file(17).png
>>77296
It's "femanon" obviously
No.77300
Anonymous
Replies:>>77303
>>77241
U+1F913 goes as michael jackson from thriller (thanks anon from the other day for this idea)
shepherd goes as something really stupid like an amazon box or something
the parents go as isabelle and KK slider
No.77301
Anonymous
Replies:>>77305
>>77299
The fiend one
No.77302
Anonymous
>>77298
I only consume porn from that franchise.
No.77303
Anonymous
Replies:>>77304
>>77300
It would be funny Shepard dress up as commander Shepard or corporal Shepard
No.77304
Anonymous
>>77303
heh yeah
No.77305
Anonymous
Replies:>>77307
>>77301
What about the other one?
No.77307
Anonymous
>>77305
The rock one
No.77308
Anonymous
Replies:>>77311
I want to have sex with the femanons out of the morbid curiosity of which of us is going to end up regreting it the most.
No.77309
Anonymous
Replies:>>77317>>77352
Image:173040256235.jpg(153kB, 690x800)1730377986492155.jpg
>>77284
Need skeletessa doing this
No.77310
Anonymous
Replies:>>77312
>>77295
What stopped Shadow Jane from taking off?
No.77311
Anonymous
Replies:>>77314
>>77308
Your probably gonna end up pregnant
No.77312
Anonymous
>>77310
My AA.
No.77313
Anonymous
Why Does Albino Xenomorphs Have a Long Pink Tongue? #Shorts #Viralyoutube thumb
>Lizzy: hear me out
No.77314
Anonymous
>>77311
I'm keeping the child.
No.77315
Anonymous
>>77277
You and I couldn't handle Toby in a bunny suit, let alone all the HoDR-crazed drones
No.77316
Anonymous
>>77249
Cool shit, happy birthday
No.77317
Anonymous
Replies:>>77318>>77319>>77321
Image:173040332003.png(131kB, 602x1145)There's nothing there numbnuts.png
>>77309
I am always willing to accommodate you guys (as long as you don’t set your expectations too high.)
No.77318
Anonymous
>>77317
Nice
No.77319
Anonymous
Image:173040336759.jpg(91kB, 803x1024)1730396832251734m.jpg
>>77317
Now make her wear a bunnysuit
No.77320
I RAN OUT OF TIME! SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE FOR ME! I LUV U!
Replies:>>77331>>77347>>77355>>77360>>77367>>77373>>77423>>77467
>>77216
[Canon]
>Uzi
Uzi thinks Halloween is stupid! And for losers! However, she ends up going trick or treating around the Outpost with N. She's constantly complimented on her hideous costume....despite not wearing one
>N
He dresses up as Dracula, only that the costume he found was in child size, so his cape is only a few inches long. He's still happy regardless
>V
She doesn't dress-up, she just gets free candy by threatening to murder Drones and their entire families.....she does it anyway
>Thad
Werewolf because he thinks they're cool and totally nothing else
>Lizzy
A slooty Bride of Frankenstein. Need I explain why?
>Khan
A zombie with an evil alien parasite attached to his head (Nori)

[OC]
>SD-E
She dresses up in a terror inducing flesh costume! Not really though since her boss didn't approve of using actual flesh, instead she wears a massive custom made out of cotton and fabric to replicate what she'd look like with human skin. It looks kinda like a giant plush version of E though
>Mascot-E
Doesn't need to dress up, but she confuses E for being a body double
>Beretta
Due to an accident leaving her hair stained white, she goes as Kreia instead of Mara Jade like she wanted
>Akita
Not questioning the random dimensional merge, she still continues her regular Halloween dressed as Satina
>Colt
Unlike Akita he is extremely worried about the random dimensional merge, he paranoidly continues his Halloween dressed as a cowboy
>Hope
She's unsure why everyone can suddenly see her, but making the most of it she grabs one of Beretta's old bedsheets and pretends to be a normal spooky ghost
>Negev
Surprisingly she's allowed out for this one day, maybe Uzi threatened the Administrator, who knows? She wears a completely non-obscure and culturally relevant costume of Dr. Warren Chapin from the hit film The Tingler.....because Hannibal Lector was too obvious
>Jane
She's dressed in a silly and extremely shitty dragon costume....why is she crying?
>John
He is a normal human man....for Halloween. Do not question why is he trembling
>Eye
He's dressed as John....he wasn't aware it was Halloween
>Harper
Due to her co-workers claiming she has an oddly motherly and her daughter suggesting it...she is dressed as Toriel. No she does not know who Toriel is, please stop coming up to her house and talking about how much you love Undertale, her patience is wearing thin
>JC
As a result of one of his company's many morally questionable expirements, the dimensions have merged, thankfully only temporarily as JC cannot stand this level of unproductiveness. However, unknownst to anyone and maybe himself he still feels a shred of joy for the holiday, convincing himself that it's just a ploy to gather more information, he dresses up in a crappy alien costume and walks around the Outpost collecting candy for "research"
>Stone
He dresses up as a Mandalorian, he figured it just kinda made sense. Beretta compliments his costume
>Buckety
She's used as a candy bucket, this angers her because she definitely did get a body again, but ALAS! The cruel asshole Gods decided that was funnier being just a head
>T.A.M.M.F.K
Dressed as Bruce Willis from Die Hard. Do not question why his appearance keeps changing and do not ask where he has been for the past several months
>Toby
Dressed as the Engineer from tf2, he thought it would be funny, but now he's being pestered by strangely masochistic Drone that want him to hit them with his wrench
>Aoi & Haruka
Haruka wears a Reimu costume whilst Aoi wears a Yuyuko Saigyouji costume....do not question how Aoi is wearing a costume
>Bugretta???
Using her Oogis engineering skills, this Bugretta has managed to craft herself a mech-suit that happens to resemble General Grievous just for this occasion
>SD-T
Dressed as Yuno Gasai, duh
No.77321
Anonymous
>>77317
Putting her bones on display for a bunch of unwashed strangers on the internet! What would her parents say!
No.77322
Anonymous
Replies:>>77329
>>77216
J just has Tessa’s underwear on her face. Says she’s a “bandit”
No.77323
Anonymous
Replies:>>77324>>77325>>77326>>77336>>77342
Image:173040402141.png(1.27MB, 1161x1144)Booooo.png
No.77324
Anonymous
>>77323
That so true
No.77325
Anonymous
Replies:>>77327>>77328>>77334>>77335
Image:173040412965.png(1.25MB, 1088x1066)Grrrrr.png
>>77323
No.77326
Anonymous
Replies:>>77339
>>77323
Please stop bullying Liam-Sama, he just wants to coom
No.77327
Anonymous
Replies:>>77330
Image:173040415338.png(1.11MB, 1076x1030)Rawr.png
>>77325
No.77328
Anonymous
>>77325
Nah J is guilty like V
No.77329
Anonymous
>>77322
While you go as is and say you are a turd burglar.
No.77330
Anonymous
Replies:>>77332>>77340
>>77327
I know what they meant, but my severe case of MD autism compels me to point out that the actual Cyn did not get a happy ending. The thing inhabiting Uzi isn't Cyn, it's the Solver (as confirmed by the subtitles). Cyn the drone was completely possessed before having her heart destroyed and melting into goo. She's fuckin dead.
No.77331
Anonymous
Replies:>>77337
>>77320
It's beautiful, anon.
No.77332
Anonymous
>>77330
Cyn like Tessa isn’t a character just an excuse to have a robot wearing the skin of a dead child
No.77333
Anonymous
Replies:>>77387
Image:173040480868.png(2.25MB, 3000x3300)173023088349.png
>It's the Post-Canon Good Ending
>The Worker Drone "backups" of N, V & J have been freed and given bodies
>Most of them regularly interact with their Disassembly Drone counterparts

>Both N's discuss their respective plans for the upcoming Halloween festivities
>WD!N admits that he has a pretty good idea of what he'll dress up as but says he's afraid that the costume could be considered "insensitive"
>DD!N offers to give his younger[?] reassurance via a (technically) second-opinion, causing WD!N to reluctantly reveal that he wants to dress up as a Disassembly Drone
>Despite fearing a bad reaction WD!N is shocked to find that not only does DD!N absolutely LOVE the idea, but he also offers to help in any way he can
>The duo end up spending the remainder of the day scavenging & subsequently assembling an impressive cardboard costume

>When DD!N is eventually asked what he'll be dressing up as, the Disassembly Drone sheepishly reveals that he's gonna be Frankenstein's Monster
No.77334
Anonymous
>>77325
J panty shot
No.77335
Anonymous
Replies:>>77338
>>77325
>J belittled and threatened the life of one of her coworkers purely because she just didn't like him. Took the first chance she could to kill him. Never apologises or tries to make it up to him
>Khan at least realizes that he was a shitty parent and tries to turn himself around, putting himself in danger several times to protect Uzi
And Khan is a karma houdini because...?
No.77336
Anonymous
Image:173040494843.jpg(69kB, 1062x1200)GWApSB2WQAAana3.jpeg
>>77323
Well she knows Uzi pulled through now.
No.77337
Anonymous
>>77331
Thanks for reading and responding to it, friend
No.77338
Anonymous
>>77335
I agree that J is a horrible asshole to N, but "killing" him wouldn't mean the same thing to Disassembly Drones as it would to ordinary people. She knows that killing him will just result in the Solver bringing him back again with newly wiped memories.
No.77339
Anonymous
>>77326
I think he meant for V to have had growth and a character arc, but his autism prevented him from effectively communicating that within the episode count he had.
No.77340
Anonymous
Replies:>>77341
>>77330
the actual Cyn still has slightly more chance of having a happy ending because she might still exist somewhere in the solver. Tessa isn't a drone, so she doesn't even get that chance
No.77341
Anonymous
>>77340
How do we know the Solver doesn't assimilate humans?
No.77342
Anonymous
Replies:>>77344
Image:173040556347.png(874kB, 2495x2003)172978748733.png
>>77323
Consider this: V gets a pass because she's sexier and that's a good thing.
No.77343
Anonymous
gentle mouth
No.77344
Anonymous
>>77342
>Twist your nuts
No.77345
Anonymous
Replies:>>77350
Image:173040584586.jpg(106kB, 736x407)GbL03QnWkAI5rvv.jpeg
No.77346
Anonymous
>>77185
Reminds me of Vicky from the Terrifier movies
No.77347
Anonymous
>>77320
Nice shit
No.77348
Anonymous
>>77233
Stand strong Anon,you cooked
No.77349
Anonymous
Replies:>>77389
Image:173040615950.png(516kB, 1622x1052)GaR6-A7XcAAxikl.png
More tactical drones
No.77350
Anonymous
Replies:>>77391>>77393>>77397>>77399
Image:173040627422.png(3.45MB, 6000x6000)172965205443.png
>>77345
>J hates N
>she'll shove her tongue down her throat to shut him up
>sit on his face to rob him of air
>look into his eyes with pure hatred, holding his hand so he can't get away
>she'll make sure he never has a kid with Uzi
>she'll steal all of his cum, milk it out with her hands and gobble it up in globs with her tongue
>J will break his pelvis, riding him all night so he doesn't get any sleep
>she'll store his cum deep inside and turn it in to her own
>she'll show N that even his worthless seed can produce a smart, beautiful disassembly child
>even if she has to do it herself
No.77351
Anonymous
Replies:>>77353>>77354
If you think about it, a lot of death and tragedy could have been avoided if Nori hadn't been too ashamed of being a headcrab to swing by home and tell her family "btw I'm alive but I need to go find something extremely important so I'm going to be gone for a while" before heading back to Cabin Fever.
No.77352
Anonymous
>>77309
who is this?
No.77353
Anonymous
Replies:>>77376
>>77351
Yeva didn't say a peep either.
No.77354
Anonymous
Replies:>>77356>>77362
>>77351
I assume her reasoning was that she realized that the DDs were intentionally targeting the Cabin Fever Solver hosts, and that her continued presence in the bunker would endanger everyone else.

Her family most likely would not accept the excuse of "I have to leave to go do something incredibly dangerous for something that might take decades", and could have actually risked leading the DDs to the patch. It would be better, she assumed, if the Solver thought she was dead and a non-threat.
No.77355
Anonymous
Replies:>>77358
>>77320
> Khan and Nori go as a headcrab zombie
heh
No.77356
Anonymous
Replies:>>77357
>>77354
Yeva continued to live in the Outpost.
No.77357
Anonymous
Replies:>>77359
>>77356
That didn't turn out so well for her.
No.77358
Anonymous
>>77355
>"What does 'Yabba my icing' mean?"
>"It's something zombies say, stop questioning it and say it!"
No.77359
Anonymous
Replies:>>77361
>>77357
Her presence made the place a target.
No.77360
Anonymous
Image:173040724600.jpg(36kB, 800x600)1557797355589.jpg
>>77320
> Akita Satina
No.77361
Anonymous
Replies:>>77362
>>77359
It was already a target. Everything was a target.
No.77362
Anonymous
Replies:>>77363
>>77361
Are you >>77354
No.77363
Anonymous
>>77362
No.
No.77365
Anonymous
Replies:>>77368
Doctor Who - The Age of Steel - The Doctor defeats the Cyber Controlleryoutube thumb
Would this work on a DD?
No.77366
Anonymous
Replies:>>77369
Video:173040774714.mp4(2.76MB / 0:00:41 / avc1, 480x480)Hey_ya_Skeleton_Mode.mp4
This with skeletessa with her wacky schanigans
No.77367
Anonymous
>>77320
Cuteeeeee
No.77368
Anonymous
>>77365
No. They're resigned to being weirdly hot robo-vampires.
No.77369
Anonymous
>>77366
YES YES YES
No.77370
Anonymous
Replies:>>77371>>77372>>77375>>77392>>77489>>77949
Image:173040839036.png(271kB, 900x1543)It's an acquired taste.png
“You weren’t this apprehensive about eating me earlier this week.”

More Snake Tessa for >>71168 , >>77615 and anyone else who might be interested. Maybe don’t offer him a piece that you just had in your mouth next time Tessa.

Also for >>77290, as the one who originally made up the whole generic Children Ever After scenario in >>77282 I mostly just set Beauregard up as a Straight Man to Tessa’s incredibly shit attitude at the time. I suppose he was supportive and patient enough to get Tessa to open up and stuff but since I mostly write disjointed gags with a vague sense of continuity I admittedly don’t have a full story and psychological profile . While I still have him as the more level-headed one in the other comic, giving him some quirks like >>77290 and >>77292 suggested could make the whole thing more balanced.
No.77371
Anonymous
Replies:>>77392
Image:173040842782.png(245kB, 1200x1743)You're lucky you somehow make the constant negativity weirdly endearing.png
>>77370
In case you are new to these, here is the one about him being the Straight Man (1/2)
No.77372
Anonymous
Replies:>>77392
Image:173040845516.png(545kB, 1200x3254)Filling the gaps in each other's parenting style.png
>>77370
And (2/2) about him being the more levelheaded one which is the direct sequel to >>77282
No.77373
Anonymous
Replies:>>77527
>>77320
Harper dresses as Maka Albarn actually, because she watched Soul Eater and related to her immensely.
Soul Eater Opening | Resonance by T.M. Revolutionyoutube thumb
No.77375
Anonymous
>>77370
77615 was meant to be >>77165
No.77376
Anonymous
Replies:>>77377>>77378>>77385
>>77353
What was up with that anyway? Did she also have memory loss like Nori or did Liam seriously not think about the implications of Yeva being from CFL too?
No.77377
Anonymous
>>77376
For Liam's sake, I'm hoping it's the former.
No.77378
Anonymous
Replies:>>77379>>77380
>>77376
It's always that Liam didn't think any further because that mf is lost as hell
No.77379
Anonymous
Replies:>>77381
>>77378
We should throw Liam a search party.
No.77380
Anonymous
Replies:>>77381>>77382
>>77378
This is why we need a cure for autism.
No.77381
Anonymous
Replies:>>77386
>>77379
Kek
>>77380
No we need to lynch Liam
No.77382
Anonymous
Replies:>>77383>>77384
>>77380
I have the cure for autism, but be warned it have some dire consequences like turning you into a sexy bug lady
No.77383
Anonymous
>>77382
>Sexy bug lady without autism
What's the fucking point?
No.77384
Anonymous
>>77382
Hell yeah. I'll get myself a Beel.
No.77385
Anonymous
>>77376
“Liam forgot” is the new “Araki forgot”
No.77386
Anonymous
>>77381
>Wearing Liam as a skinsuit in an attempt to gain a fraction of his Eldritch power
No.77387
Anonymous
>>77333
Good greentext.
No.77388
Anonymous
🥵
No.77389
Anonymous
>>77349
More of this please
No.77390
Anonymous
Replies:>>77395>>77396>>77433
Image:173041007567.jpg(81kB, 680x653)172944953727.jpg
>be anon
>you wake up in the middle of the night, a chill running down your spine, your hairs standing on end
>your half asleep brain struggles to understand
>you shouldn't be cold at all
>you're spooning your disassembler wife beneath the covers, if anything you should be sweating bullets
>J recently went on an all-oogi fad diet and she's built up some cushion in all the places you love to squeeze
>you're practically wrapped around her feminine softness, determined to grope as much ass and titty as possible as you sleep
>you hear the rattle of chains
>ooooo..
>w-what was that?
>you're awake now, your eyes darting around the room, the chains being shaken angrily now
>ooooooooo...
>you subconsciously debate whether this thing is scary enough to risk the wrath of waking J from her beauty sleep
>OOO!
>there it is! at the base of your bed
>an oogi, it's little limbs wrapped in chains, it's beanie and clothes ripped and torn, and a stern look on its face
>a see-through-gi, a ghost oogi
>sweat beads down your brow
>"What do you want, spirit?"
>the ghost oogi wiggles its tiny limbs at points at J's chubby belly
>even in her sleep, J still jobs, unconsciously letting loose with a very un-lady-like belch that rattles the windows
>the phantom oogi takes umbrage, rattling its chains, waving its limbs, and screeching about humie genocide
>"Spirit, please! Enough! Just tell me what you want!"
>the spectral oogi calms, placing a limb on its chin as it thinks
>"Gib berri, humie. So oogi has enough energy for the journey to the big N in the sky"
>reluctantly, you separate yourself from your hot drone wife, slipping into your slippers as you walk towards the kitchen
>the oogi phases through the walls, spattering ectoplasm everywhere as it follows you to the fridge
>you open the fridge door, your dark-adapted eyes squinting at the bright light as cool air spills around your feet and reminds you how cold you are without your wife to hold
>the oogi floats towards your raspberries
>"Wait, spirit, before you go..."
>the oogi turns back to you, ready to dispense the sagely wisdom it has learned from its exposure to the other side
>"Why did you need my help getting into the fridge when you can phase through walls?"
>the oogi looks at you dumbly, a bit of drool running down its face, before slurping and floating towards the raspberries
>yeah, whatever
>reaching the plastic clamshell, the oogi reaches for a berry
>only for its little limbs to phase through
>it tries again and again, more and more desperate with each attempt
>the oogi turns to you, fear and rage in equal measure on its face
>and then it fades away
>...
>well, that was that
>you hear the distinct clack of J's peg legs on tile behind you as she hugs you from behind
>"Getting a midnight snack, human mine?" she purrs, her right arm tracing down your chest and along your abs before groping your package
>J licks her lips, "I could use a snack of my own."
>she turns back to the bedroom, her wide hips and generous ass jiggling as she looks over her shoulder. "Don't be long, dear."
No.77391
Anonymous
>>77350
Makes sense.
No.77392
Anonymous
>>77370
>>77371
>>77372
I like your comic, anon.
No.77393
Anonymous
>>77350
Coober
No.77394
Anonymous
This drone just did the naruto hand shit at me and said domain expansion. What's the etiquette for beating up drone nerds?
No.77395
Anonymous
Replies:>>77433
>>77390
we've discovered the true life purpose of Oogis: DD chow.
good green, fellow vorefag
No.77396
Anonymous
>>77390
Awesome greentext, anon.

I always enjoy reading about J's interactions with Oogi, especially ones like this.
No.77397
Anonymous
Replies:>>77398
>>77350
>sit on his face to rob him of air
your levels of stupidity cannot be measured by this reality
No.77398
Anonymous
Replies:>>77401
>>77397
>anon cannot understand something that is obviously a bad excuse to sit on N's face
Literally oogi-tier understanding.
No.77399
Anonymous
>>77350
We need more J x N hate sexo
No.77400
Anonymous
Replies:>>77402>>77403
Tessa deserved it for the horrible things she did off screen.
No.77401
Anonymous
>>77398
that's not fair. Oogis at least know how to build things
No.77402
Anonymous
>>77400
you're not going to convince me you were right to turn that girl into a Halloween costume, Cyn.
No.77403
Anonymous
Replies:>>77404>>77405
Image:173041202508.jpg(125kB, 1920x1080)172790402894.jpg
>>77400
Sorry, [liberal], but Tessa once stole a cookie from a jar. Turning her into a living suit is perfectly moral.
No.77404
Anonymous
Replies:>>77406>>77407
>>77403
It breaks my heart that people don't make stuff like this with Tessa instead.
No.77405
Anonymous
Replies:>>77408
>>77403
MILF Cyntessa is good.
No.77406
Anonymous
Replies:>>77414>>77437
>>77404
Anon Tessa's a kid, out of ten I know but still.
No.77407
Anonymous
>>77404
We ain't got a model
No.77408
Anonymous
Replies:>>77415
>>77405
Murder Drones AU where everything is the same except the solver assimilates Louisa instead of Tessa and has to squeeze into an undersized spacesuit for her trip to Copper-9
No.77409
Anonymous
Replies:>>77413>>77414>>77532
Image:173041240147.png(63kB, 387x543)1708141677196005.png
I feel depressed. Have this N
No.77413
Anonymous
>>77409
Hey, anon. Whoever you are, I love you, regardless of whether you're depressed or not. If I could hug you irl, I would.
No.77414
Anonymous
>>77409
I feel down too and that makes me want to help. Talk to me.

>>77406
If Tessa is a kid then nudes of her dead body like that pic is necropedophilia.
No.77415
Anonymous
Replies:>>77418>>77421
>>77408
>instead of bringing J, Cynisa brings an N unit that she teases at every opportunity
>"[sultry giggle] N, dear, does this spacesuit make my butt look big?"
No.77416
Anonymous
Replies:>>77424>>77426>>77471>>77486>>77518
Image:173041268033.png(1.25MB, 956x1440)IMG_7043.png
official Halloween render from GLITCH
surprised they haven't already forgotten about Cyn
No.77418
Anonymous
>>77415
>"N-no?"
>Cynisa's ass visibly inflates.
>"How about now?"
No.77419
Anonymous
Replies:>>77522
>>77216
>Uzi
Probably a vampire, most likely one from an anime
>N
Superhero costume of some sort seems to suit him
>V
Maid outfit. Lizzy is in the background drooling.
>J
Dresses up as a famous fictional CEO from one franchise or another....which means that she's just in a different suit than usual

>E
Dresses up as Spring-heeled Jack. No one else in the office is Bri'ish, so no one gets it.
>S
Dresses up as a character from Shakespeare
>R
The most overly gothic dress possible to show off her sewing skills. All the frills and fripperies and bows and silk flowers keep getting caught on stuff and falling off, she's nearly naked by the end of the night
No.77421
Anonymous
Replies:>>77428
>>77415
>all the other DDs are dependent on oil to live
>only N has to breastfeed
No.77422
Anonymous
Replies:>>77430
>Fun OC facts: All the outfits Ivory is currently trying out were designed by none other than SD-R. Thank her for all the drip Ivory is in possession of.
No.77423
Anonymous
Image:173041315392.jpg(30kB, 299x403)1729143692735908.jpg
>>77320
>do not question how Aoi is wearing a costume
Well I did sorta hint in "Furui Kazoku, Atarashii Kazoku" that Aoi wishes she could change her outfit once in a while and she's learning how to manipulate code better and better, sooo....;]
No.77424
Anonymous
Replies:>>77425
>>77416
When did the Solver get so small? Or is it crouching and this is a perspective thing?
No.77425
Anonymous
>>77424
just look at her legs, anon
No.77426
Anonymous
Replies:>>77458
>>77416
I'll give Cyntessa a big snickers and Pomni a shot in the fucking face..
No.77427
Anonymous
Replies:>>77429>>77434
I've recently had an idea for a stupid angst story. Idk, imagine this Solver War scenario. A human soldier facing off against a DD girl. For a brief moment, they both pause. They recognize each other. She was his personal Worker Drone, and more importantly, his best friend. For a moment, he stood still, aiming his gun at her but not firing. Likewise, she was aiming her SMG as well, but couldn't bring herself to pull the trigger. Both stood still, momentarily ignoring the chaos around them, all they could focus on was their friend turned foe. Yet, deep down, neither wanted this.
No.77428
Anonymous
Replies:>>77454
>>77421
>Cynisa encourages N to be rough and use his teeth when he's nursing, holding him in her lap with her tits in his face, one hand around the back of his head while the other strokes his adapter
No.77429
Anonymous
Replies:>>77431
>>77427
But do they smooch?
No.77430
Anonymous
>>77422
>For R, making clothes for someone so ridiculously huge was like summiting Mt Everest
No.77431
Anonymous
>>77429
Only when both are six feet under
No.77433
A Personal Gripe
Replies:>>77440>>77445
>>77390
>>77395
I don't like these greens. They seem to be a bit too fetishistic for what is supposed to be goofy and fun. Kinda ruins the whole thing, I mean why even have it be Oogis especially aince you're not even properly utilizing them, just make a tiny Drone race. I mean, seriously, Liam was originally intending on the Drones being incredibly tiny, so why not just make Mini-Drones a thing? They're practically canon and you can use them for you fetish stuff
No.77434
Anonymous
Replies:>>77435>>77444
>>77427
And then she grabbed him and spent the rest of his life raping him and having bloodplay with him, because she has always loved him and now, with DD's power, she can reveal to him her feelings and passion..
No.77435
Anonymous
Replies:>>77438>>77439>>77441
>>77434
why rape?
why not regular sexo?
No.77437
Anonymous
Image:173041430050.png(132kB, 404x346)came in the back.png
>>77406
>Tessa's a kid
perfect
No.77438
Anonymous
>>77435
because he is a faggot with no family
No.77439
Anonymous
Replies:>>77442>>77443
>>77435
I'm starting to think Anons here don't actually know what rape is, mostly because of all the "I want to be raped by" posts.

...It's a type of dessert, yeah?
No.77440
Anonymous
Replies:>>77446>>77449>>77459
>>77433
>Seeking to make more cash, JCJenson came up with an incredibly morally bankrupt, but good idea
>MINI-DRONES!
>It's your basic Worker Drone, but much much smaller and requires either a 300 dollar charging kit or a cheap 20 dollar packet of specially made batteries to keep active for more than a solid week
>Also they're fully sapient and have a preprogrammed fear of death, they believe and know that if you don't buy a charging station or batteries then they're going to be condemned to eternal unfeeling darkness!
>They don't know that death is only temporary for them as just slapping a battery in them will make em function again
>Although they will be more moody and gloomy, saying silly things such as
>"There is nothing after death, it's all darkness, cold unfeeling darkness."
>.........
>YOU CAN ALSO BUY TINY CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES FOR THEM!!!
>OR EVEN A SPECIAL PAINTABLE VERSION!
>*Camera Cuts To A Mini-Drone covered in globs of thick paint, paint that doesn't even go together or match*
>"Kill me!"
No.77441
Anonymous
>>77435
Because no man would agree to fuck a creature that was killing people before his eyes and possibly even his friends and family.

This is a solver war, what little you have left is at stake, and living without it is worse than dying.
No.77442
Anonymous
Replies:>>77790
I kinda wish I could stream campy toku movies and watch them with you people. Then have a big fight in the chat and totally miss the cr*ngekino.

>>77439
The definition has been kinda murky the past years.
No.77443
Anonymous
>>77439
Yes, a spiced fig paste that can be eaten with pastry
Making Medieval Fig Spread - Rapé | History of the Figyoutube thumb
No.77444
Anonymous
Replies:>>77460
>>77434
>She accidentally kills him during an act of bloodplay
>The one man she truly ever loved died at her hands
No.77445
Anonymous
Replies:>>77448>>77450
>>77433
guys stop using the stupid meme creatures in a way I don't like
No.77446
Anonymous
>>77440
>Copper-9 specifically has a massive abundance of Mini-Drones due to a supply ship crashing into the planet many many years ago
>They're considered particularly unique in taste by DD's as when biting one it makes a satisfying crunch and leaves rather electrifying flavor behind
No.77447
Anonymous
Replies:>>77452
Image:173041500230.png(110kB, 920x1220)Tessa goes ape shit.png
To any anons still interested in participating in the greentext 'Halloween Special' (>>75204 & >>75210) I would like to add some additional last minute incentive
Since I'm already planning on doing a "dramatic" reading of what I'll be writing I figure it's only fair to extend the opportunity. Therefore once it hits the hour of midnight (CST) I'll be throwing every entry into a wheel & picking at least one to also give a "dramatic" reading
No.77448
Anonymous
>>77445
This, but unironically
No.77449
Anonymous
Image:173041501991.png(250kB, 841x1000)mini y (original character) drawn by amyanon - 125971c4bfc1dd80d49534e85ce217c9.png
>>77440
>YOU CAN ALSO BUY TINY CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES FOR THEM!!!
I got mine!
No.77450
Anonymous
Replies:>>77453
>>77445
Then I see no point in developing them much if they're meant to “stupid meme creatures”
No.77451
Anonymous
Replies:>>77456
Okay guys, I'm going to bed, hopefully in five hours when I wake up there will be a whole bunch of greentexts here about mini-drones. Bye.
No.77452
Anonymous
>>77447
Spider Cunt
Spider Cunt
Radio Active
Cunt Blood
Spider Cunt
Spider Cuuuunt
*Guitar solo*
Spiderman Opening Theme (High Quality)youtube thumb
No.77453
Anonymous
Replies:>>77455>>77461
>>77450
Don't bother arguing, that Anon has no point and will just stir shit up. I imagine these latest fetish greens are also meant to do just that
No.77454
Anonymous
>>77428
the canon DDs already have horny designs, can you imagine what NVJ would look like if AbsoLouisa had made them?
No.77455
Anonymous
Replies:>>77485
>>77453
Not him but the one with the ghost oogi didn't feel fetishy to me. The other guy who called it vore kinda confused me.
No.77456
Anonymous
Replies:>>77457
>>77451
>t. Dick
No.77457
Anonymous
>>77456
Dastardly?
No.77458
Anonymous
>>77426
>Cum shot in the face
FTFY
No.77459
Anonymous
>>77440
Id buy one.
No.77460
Anonymous
Image:173041577664.png(711kB, 676x663)catty .png
>>77444
>V is once again
>cucked by her own doing
No.77461
Anonymous
Replies:>>77462>>77464
>>77453
>nobody could ever like something I don't like
>obviously they only made those greens as part of a conspiracy to ruin the thread
get over yourself
No.77462
Anonymous
>>77461
See what I mean? Don't bother with this Anon
No.77463
Anonymous
Replies:>>77466>>77474
Image:173041608741.gif(250kB, 220x221)Spoiler image
>Own a Mini-Drone, keep it in a hamster cage
>Every second it's alive it's in constant fear, running all over the place like a spaz
>Purchase a hamster wheel for it to waste it's energy on, hopefully it will calm down
>Anxiously it examines the wheel, before finally getting on it
>It starts panicking again, and begins running
>Faster, and faster and fa-
>Pic rel
No.77464
Anonymous
Replies:>>77465>>77479>>77481
>>77461
Anon I am the arbiter of taste and anything I do not like is subjectively bad.
No.77465
Anonymous
Replies:>>77473>>77474
Image:173041627092.png(115kB, 560x393)jane once said.png
>>77464
No.77466
Anonymous
Replies:>>77470
>>77463
You have to give them something to do Anon or else their anxiety goes nuts. I have mine making friendship bracelets I then sell on Etsy (in spaaaaace). It's pretty diligent too, I mean I did tell it that I use the profits to buy its batteries but that's probably just a coincidence.
No.77467
Anonymous
Replies:>>77469>>77472>>77493
Image:173041633241.jpg(1.12MB, 2160x1485)IMG_3712.jpeg
>>77320
Boxo’s Halloween costume

Rise, Boxomus Prime
No.77468
Anon Who Hasn't Realized People Are At Work/School/Spending Time With Fa
There's barely anyone here......it's over.
No.77469
Anonymous
>>77467
Cute!
No.77470
Anonymous
>>77466
>Anon effectively owns a massive labor camp in his kitchen where Mini-Drones slave over crafting the perfect friendship bracelet, hoping this will appease their master to buy batteries
No.77471
Anonymous
>>77416
Because it's cute
No.77472
Anonymous
Image:173041644467.png(617kB, 442x674)YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.png
>>77467
No.77473
Anonymous
>>77465
>Run up to Jane and lick her arm to find out if she's tasteful or not
>She tastes like nickels and that white Gatorade
>6/10, better than Uzi (who tasted like blood because she punched you right in the teeth)
No.77474
Anonymous
>>77465
Disgusting creature.

>>77463
Hamstessa! Nooo!
No.77475
Anonymous
Replies:>>77477>>77519
>Fun Afternoon OC Facts: Jane used to own a Mini-Drone during her time in The Solver War. His name was Private Woody....let's just say that despite not seeing combat he saw ALOT of things
No.77476
Anonymous
You know a Mini-Drone was actually present in every scene, you just didn't notice
No.77477
Anonymous
Replies:>>77478
>>77475
>Woody had a kill count in the dozens.
>Not because Jane used him in combat.
>Actually she actively avoided putting her "pet" in danger.
>Woody just doesn't sleep or go into "sleep mode" like normal drones.
>None of the minis do.
>That means that, when Jane's squad was ambushed in the middle of the night, nobody questioned who fired the first shot.
>They just started shooting.
>And the tiny drone that had ambled out of its master's bed and used its entire weight to angle a gun on the unsuspecting DD's, or horrors, went unnoticed until after the fight, when the relieved Jane would find him cowering in the corner.
No.77478
Anonymous
>>77477
I never expected to fall in love with a small drone
No.77479
Anonymous
Replies:>>77480>>77482>>77483
>>77464
oh I'm so sorry I had no idea. I will now leave and never return because this website exists to cater to one person
No.77480
Anonymous
>>77479
Thank you for your understanding Anon.
No.77481
Anonymous
>>77464
woah
the guy from halo
No.77482
Anonymous
>>77479
It's for the best. Maybe Reddit is more your style?
No.77483
Anonymous
>>77479
Some of the niggas here don't understand that we are sharing this place and that everyone has to show some restraint and some patience.
No.77484
Anonymous
Replies:>>77497>>77556>>77798
Image:173041764844.png(187kB, 2000x2000)Cowboy CH and Indian LL.png
A goofy *short* green about CH and LL. For the 3 Friends who read about CH, I saw a good idea, so there is now a pool with CH and LL greens in the Booru. https://dronebooru.co/pools/37
>"This is such a bad idea" Said LL, looking at the costume CH gave her "Why? You look good" CH answered; she picked their costumes, costumes that play on each other
>"2 reasons, Halloween is stupid, and my costume doesn't even fit well on me. Besides, why do I have to be the indian?" "Because I like being a cowboy, let me have this"
>Both Drones were invited to a social gathering, one that their Boss planned, it was nothing fancy or big, and the majority had other plans that night
>"Besides" CH started speaking "We are in the sky, and it's the 31st, it is a little late to complain now" They were flying to their Boss's house, and it would be just a couple of minutes before they arrive
>LL was visibly annoyed with CH and her little excuse "Maybe it is because SOMEONE TOLD ME 20 MINUTES BEFOREHAND EVERYTHING" But CH just laughed at this
>LL just did a little kick to CH making her spiral for a few seconds

>They finally arrived, CH tried to land slowly and with not too much force, falling on the concrete, bending her knees to not damage her or anything
>LL deactivated her wings and landed on the grass, sliding, she maintained her balance and remained stood up, but ruined some of the grass
>"Why you gotta do that?" CH asked her "It's how I land, look, being heavy doesn't let me land without doing heavy damage" Although upset, CH couldn't do much about it
>Both of them went to the door, CH knocked, and they both waited for a while

>After a few seconds the door opened, it was their Boss, in a pirate costume with a bowl of candies in hand, hook on the other "Ahoy lad-! It's you two, come in!" He said, leaving the bowl of candies on a little table and going to the living room
>And so they did, following him inside the house, and notifying their arrival "Hey everyone!" "Hello guys" Both of them talking to the few in the room, everyone greeting back
>And so the night started
>Drinking, talking, seeing some awfully bad horror movies, with the typical interruption of kids wanting candy, the usual Halloween night
>After a few hours, the little gathering was over, even when everyone wanted to keep going, sadly tomorrow they had work, and it was better to end the night early to wake up sober
>With the gathering over, CH and LL got out of the house and started walking home, flying didn't seem like the best idea
>Because of how they worked, the two Drones could wake up sober no matter what, so they had a bit too much to drink, and their CPU was affected by the alcohol, messing with their internals
>And with that LL had the best idea, or that is what she thought "Hey CH, follow me" LL grabbed her by the arm and made them hide in a bush

>"Why are we-" CH tried to talk, but LL quickly shut her up "Shh!" And they stayed there for just a couple of minutes
>And then a few kids passed by, and that was the cue, LL jumped out of the bush and screamed at them
>This got the obvious answer of the kids screaming in fear, running away as fast as they could
>LL dropped to the ground in a fit of laughter, she could hold her laugh, she laughed and laughed, it looked like she couldn't stop
>CH on the other hand felt bad for the kids and was a little angry at LL for what she did, but somewhere inside her, she found it a little funny
>She lightly kicked at LL "Wh-haha-at?" She looked at the small cowboy looking down at her "Thaaat whas wrong. *I* even nhow tat, and I'm djrunk as well"
>"Ye looked laik ya' fond it funne too" CH wanted to look angry, and her eyes followed this, but not her mouth, her eyes were upset, but she showed an amused smile
>For that, LL received another kick "Ohhhh, com on, wana se it again?" CH remained quiet, and just let herself fall onto the bush
>LL hid as well, ready for the next victim to pass

>And pass it did, another group of kids, just for LL once again to jump and scare them off, kids in answer running as fast as they can
>Making both LL and CH start to laugh "I admit, this. is. funne" "Told ya!" Both began to laugh again, but CH had a proposition "Tis too easy. we ned to. scare teens"
>Walking around the shadows, doing rolls like they were doing parkour, much to the confusion of and disgust of normal passersby
>And finally they found another bush to hide in, waiting for their next victims
>Finally some teens arrived, LL pulled her thick and long claws out for a better effect, and when they were near enough
>LL jumped in front of them, a fake 'X' in her screen, some teens jumped back, and one even fell before starting to run where they came from
>She once again fell to the floor with laughter, CH did the same, in their drunk mind this was the most hilarious thing ever, nothing could be funnier
>And they keep doing this for a while, scare, move, scare, move, scare, move

>The night ended, and CH found herself on the couch of their little office, LL was on the floor
>She checked the hour on her HUD, it was 5 in the morning, worked still hadn't started "Ay, me siento cruda" Some things still starting up on her
>While she waited for her system to calibrate, she started to use her phone to see some stuff
>'(NEWS: Two "Disassembly Drones" Scare people all over town, people say there were real, authorities remain skeptical)'
>She reads the news, slowly thinking 'Why would someone do that?', then slowly remembers what happened last night, slowly piecing the puzzle together, and...
>"(Ahh... Shit)"
No.77485
Anonymous
Replies:>>77487>>77495
>>77455
>the one with the ghost oogi didn't feel fetishy to me
J eating a bunch of tiny girls, gaining weight and burping so loud she rattles the windows didn't feel fetishy to you?
No.77486
Anonymous
Replies:>>77488
>>77416
It would be funny if they made a render of Martha and Louisa having a fist battle
No.77487
Anonymous
Replies:>>77490
>>77485
Do you think other Anons are fetishy for being that?
No.77488
Anonymous
Replies:>>77505
>>77486
>Martha immediately German suplexing Louisa the second she dies and becomes a ghost
No.77489
Anonymous
>>77370
Cute snek Tessa
No.77490
Anonymous
>>77487
>for being that?
what?
No.77491
Anonymous
Replies:>>77492>>77496>>77523>>77987
Image:173041845252.jpg(181kB, 1280x1280)GZyOXERWMAAYgxq.jpg
The creator of the loafs is such a weirdo
No.77492
Anonymous
>>77491
HUH
No.77493
Anonymous
>>77467
Based
No.77494
Anonymous
Replies:>>77498>>77499>>77799
Image:173041851267.png(167kB, 652x553)1ab630247e623bf08db795d38d63e7de.png
I want to continue the Harper green but at the same time I'm scared
No.77495
Anonymous
>>77485
Yeah. The burp felt like gross out humour to me. The weight gain seemed like a way to explain J having an off model figure like how other anons have her installing curves as upgrades. As for eating oogies, it is something that already happened offscreen and wasn't described in a particular manner. It is a reminder that the DDs are actually vile monsters.
No.77496
Anonymous
>>77491
the fuck am I looking at?
No.77497
Anonymous
Replies:>>77504
>>77484
Halloween pros at work, after all, you can't spell Halloween without 'LL' (the CH is invisible in the word)
No.77498
Anonymous
>>77494
>I'm scared
that’s right, you better be
No.77499
Anonymous
Replies:>>77524
>>77494
Seasons don't fear the Reaper. Nor does the wind, the sun or the rain. You can be like they are.
No.77500
Tales from the Scrapyard: A Film To Die For
Replies:>>77501
>You finish lighting the last jack-o-lantern on the porch before stepping back and admiring the lineup of carved pumpkins.
>This year you’d decided to splurge a bit and purchased a pumpkin for yourself and U-U to work on.
>Yours is a classic – the gap tooth, gaping grin that comes to mind when you think of the season.
>U-U, on the other hand… carved each of theirs into some pretty grotesque faces. When you asked what they were supposed to be, they just said ‘you’ before breaking down into fits of laughter.
>Choosing not to reflect on that further, you head back in.
>The night’s still young, and U-U will probably want to try something special to commemorate the holiday – maybe bobbing for apples? Trick or treating? Hay rides?

>You find the two sprawled over the back of the recliner and across the couch, respectively.
>It’s one of the rare moments where you can actually see their ‘eyes’ – both look completely demoralized.
Is something wrong?
>Huh? Why?
You guys seem bummed out, I’d have thought Halloween was your favorite holiday for sure.
>One of the U’s sighed.
>“It is!”
>“It’s just that celebrating isn’t the same without Halloween movies.”
>The other U sighed harder.
>“And we can’t watch any of those without a TV.”
Why would we need a TV to watch a scary movie? I’ve got a projector and all of that stuff up in the attic.
>The two perk up immediately and, before you can finish, have already blitzed upstairs, found the machine, and made it back downstairs to set it up in record time.

>A box titled ‘Halloween Shit’ is emptied out violently, and the movies spread out.
>Most of them are pretty tame – like the original House of Wax and a couple of other schlock films.
So, which do you want to watch?
>U-U grins and the two begin to paw through the DVDs for a second before finding what they’re looking for.
>“This one, this one! ‘Revenge of the Huskers’ looks good!”
>Both nodded in unison, so great was the consensus on this choice.
‘Huskers,’ huh? I… I honestly don’t remember buying this one. I must’ve, though.
>You turn it over in your hands. It actually looks horrifying – some guy on the back of the box is getting his face peeled or something by a creature made of stitched together… skin?
>Definitely NOT your first choice, but if they want to watch it….
Okay, sure.

>U and U exchange a devious look.
>They’d actually planted the film amongst the others after buying it a couple years back, before you decided to forsake suburbia for the farming life.
>Between the fact that you seemed like a wimp who’d scare at the slightest thing, and the fact that they were genuinely curious about the film, they got it as fast as they could.
>You pop the film into the archaic player and it starts to play.
>The three of you sit on the couch, you in the middle with a U unit on either side, and settle in for the scares.
(1/3)
No.77501
Anonymous
Replies:>>77503
>>77500
>Or you would’ve settled in, except for a knock at the door.
Now who could possibly be out this late?
>You get up; U-U starts to go with you.
No, no, it’s fine. Probably just a trick-or-treater or something – poor kid’s probably lost.
>You go up to the door and open it.
>A seven-foot-tall figure looms over you on the step, breathing softly.
>Its eyes and mouth are hollow, its skin rubbery and relatively hairless. Rags drape its frame, hiding the large stitches crisscrossing its body.
Woah, that’s an insane costume, man! How’d you set that up? U, U, come look at this guy!
>The drones round the corner to see the strange trick-or-treater. They recoil at the sight of him.
Thanks for stopping by, man! Here, have some candy!
>You hold the bowl out.
>It doesn’t move.
Oh, germs. Right. Here, put a paw out, I’ll give you some.
>You grab a fistful of cheap sweets and try to hand them to the stranger, only for it to suddenly grip your arm.
WOAH! Ha ha, you… you got me good. Scared me.
>It doesn’t let go of your arm. U-U seems to be getting agitated.
>“Hey, let go of him!”
>“Yeah, get your candy and go!”
>It doesn’t release its grip; instead, it tightens it and begins to slowly, firmly, pull you towards itself.
Hey, let-
>You don’t get to finish as U- swoops forward and, in a smooth motion, slices the forearm off of the stranger.
>It staggers back in shock as -U slams and locks the door.
>“Are you okay, Anon?”
Okay? You just mutilated some random guy, of course I’m not… okay?
>You look at the thing’s hand, still gripping your arm. Its skin… isn’t a costume.
>A glance out the door reveals that the thing is gone from your porch, standing farther away in the shadows.
>Watching.
>Other, similarly shaped things are moving around at the edge of your driveway, where the light can’t quite reach.
>Your mouth gets very dry.
>U-U, go get my shotgun. Get it now, and then get somewhere safe.
>One runs off to find the weapon, while the other scoffs.
>“You really think we’re going to let you fight off an onslaught of terrors on your own, clod?”
>You take the shotgun from the returning drone and load it.
>I’m not asking you, I’m TELLING you.
>“We haven’t listened to you before, and we’re definitely not starting now just so you can pretend to be an action hero and die.”
>U-, -U, this is not negotiable, I mean it-
>The sound of shattering glass comes from the living room. Another window breaks on the opposite side of the house. Something begins to bang on the doors, doing so with enough ferocity to splinter the hardwood frame.
>One of the things rushes in from the darkened dining room; you hit it with a well-placed volley of buckshot.
>It doesn’t dispatch it – it stumbles for a moment and keeps rushing you.
>U-U attacks it with their far superior weaponry, as you fire at another skin creature rushing in.
>You try to reload, but the door finally buckles and breaks inwards, strong hands gripping your shoulder and head.
>U and U turn just in time to watch as your face is peeled right off of your head, distracting them long enough to be seized by the other creatures and torn to shreds.
AAAIIIEEEE! THE HUSKERS! THEIR TURNING ME INTO ONE OF THEEEEEEEM!
(2/3)
No.77503
Anonymous
Replies:>>77802
>>77501
>…
>You yawn.
>Watching the main characters just get eviscerated like that…
>And the obvious, rubber monster costumes…
>You sigh.
>For a ‘scary’ movie picked by U-U, this was actually dogshit.
>You were entirely aware, of course, that the two planted the film in hopes that you’d be scared of it.
>And at one point, you definitely would’ve been.
>But you had one secret weapon up your sleeve – there’s no monster anywhere near as scary as your mom.
>You get chills just reminiscing on your childhood.
>U-U, on the other hand, seems to be absolutely terrified by the gore onscreen.
>Watching those two DDs and that one human get shredded just halfway through the film really struck a nerve.
>They’re clinging onto you pretty tight and aren’t even noticing when you give them slightly untoward squeezes on the rear.
>If they’re still this timid later, you’re definitely going to enjoy Halloween night.
No.77504
Anonymous
>>77497
Scaring people is kinda fun. It is a pro too, since, who is going to believe the DD that is supposed to be only in a work place will be anywhere else?
It is CHaLLoween, the C is silent.
No.77505
Anonymous
Replies:>>77506>>77520
>>77488
>After winning Martha immediately grabbed Tessa and adopt her as her child
No.77506
Anonymous
Image:173041915618.png(271kB, 311x525)water.png
>>77505
>seconds later cain erases Martha for being a filthy NPC
No.77507
Anonymous
Replies:>>77803
>Mini-Drone's have created their own society in one of the abandoned Copper-9 cities
>Despite being far from Earth they still celebrate Halloween
>Mini-Drones wearing tissues go around saying, "Boo!"
>Mini-Drones derobe and steal the clothing of action figures for costumes
>Most of the costumes are military themed as a result
>The fortune without a military costume are given extra pieces of candy, which are torn from giant chocolate bars
No.77508
Anonymous
Replies:>>77509>>77521>>77804
Image:173041958882.jpg(1.39MB, 2728x2200)Emily say happy Halloween.jpg
No.77509
Anonymous
Replies:>>77510>>77521>>77804
Image:173041960309.jpg(1.64MB, 3024x2552)the jobbinator.jpg
>>77508
No.77510
Anonymous
Replies:>>77511>>77521>>77592>>77804
Image:173041961734.jpg(969kB, 3024x1592)happi.jpg
>>77509
No.77511
Anonymous
Replies:>>77512>>77521>>77804
Image:173041963232.jpg(996kB, 2048x2536)zombie drone micha.jpg
>>77510
No.77512
Anonymous
Replies:>>77513>>77521>>77804>>77993
Image:173041965135.jpg(1.07MB, 2272x2188)it's totally Tessa.jpg
>>77511
No.77513
Anonymous
Replies:>>77514>>77521>>77804
Image:173041967365.jpg(1.35MB, 2216x2544)grave robber Tessa.jpg
>>77512
No.77514
Anonymous
Replies:>>77516>>77521>>77804
Image:173041969348.jpg(1.16MB, 2560x2048)funny joke.jpg
>>77513
No.77515
Anonymous
Image:173041969669.jpg(157kB, 956x1440)glitch_prod-1852108492565360967-img1.jpg
No.77516
Anonymous
Replies:>>77517>>77521>>77804
Image:173041970714.jpg(945kB, 1844x2420)Rebepomni.jpg
>>77514
No.77517
Anonymous
Replies:>>77521>>77588>>77804
Image:173041972272.jpg(1.04MB, 1924x2420)Gordon doorman.jpg
>>77516
No.77518
Anonymous
>>77416
>four fingers and the thumb doesn't make sense
I smell Solver Shenanigans.
No.77519
Anonymous
Replies:>>77525
>>77475
You'll never believe the punchline with this one
No.77520
Anonymous
>>77505
I wish more writefriends would so something with Martha being Tessa's Aunt. I'd try and write something myself but I have no idea what I'd do
No.77521
Anonymous
Replies:>>77591
>>77508
Call me Lucifer because I'm about to make this angel fall
>>77509
>>77510
>>77511
>>77512
>>77513
>>77514
>>77516
Rebecca knows what the boys want, clussy
>>77517
Clever
No.77522
Anonymous
>>77419
>ESR at Anon’s door, they either play a trick on him or he gives them treats. His choice, those DDs are quite extravagant with their tricks
No.77523
Anonymous
>>77491
The fuck is this?
No.77524
Anonymous
Replies:>>77543
>>77499
Scared of doing it wrong
No.77525
Anonymous
Replies:>>77805
>>77519
>Private Woody actually witnessed the horrors of war from Jane's pocket
>But, everyone keeps thinking he was shoved up Jane's ass
No.77526
Anonymous
Replies:>>77528
Image:173042027415.png(782kB, 1020x1310)Screenshot 2024-10-28 at 10.08.25 PM.png
No.77527
Anonymous
Image:173042030368.gif(1.32MB, 500x283)d9tol70-74140f5f-f4dd-4c30-bda1-96105000d68c.gif
>>77373
>>77248
>Harpaaaaaa
>CHOPP!
No.77528
Anonymous
Replies:>>77530
Image:173042040263.png(386kB, 624x498)1598735437324.png
>>77526
>uses brain powers to change the g in raging into a p
No.77529
Anonymous
Replies:>>77531
Image:173042042868.jpg(5.27MB, 2480x3508)113240366_p0.jpg
Making REAL Cyn | Murder Drones - Part 2youtube thumb

If I had a nickel for every time a man decided to build a robot waifu from scratch and document it on youtube, I'd have two nickles.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
No.77530
Anonymous
Replies:>>77534
>>77528
>you succeed
>now J will attack you like a raginp ape
No.77531
Anonymous
>>77529
We are making Drones real, boys! We gonna [Null] this shithole
No.77532
Anonymous
Replies:>>77533
Image:173042063920.jpg(44kB, 564x590)1725651933957199.jpg
>>77409
Sorry to hear that, Anon. I'm pretty down and out myself. Have this J
No.77533
Anonymous
Image:173042079056.png(276kB, 1120x1680)172753796930.png
>>77532
Nah J sucks, here this Emily instead
No.77534
Anonymous
>>77530
>salts the J
No.77535
Anonymous
Replies:>>77536>>77537>>77613>>77621
Image:173042089209.png(31kB, 692x907)GbOFE-LXkAAIc2w.png
Baby Uzi n Doll
No.77536
Anonymous
>>77535
Cute
No.77537
Anonymous
>>77535
they grow up so fast, or at least uzi does, she was a pillbaby for only 10 days
No.77538
Anonymous
Replies:>>77541
Image:173042113903.jpg(40kB, 522x530)f8f4e80d4e2e0427c86b91b0b9a273f4.jpeg
After several pedestrian fatalities including one gruesome incident where a J unit tried to squeeze into a packed elevator, he Department of Transportation has mandated that all J units be fitted with a 'wide load' sticker on their posterior.
No.77539
Anonymous
Replies:>>77627
Image:173042124519.jpg(175kB, 2048x1780)GYNVFCaWYAASsdY.jpeg
No.77540
Anonymous
Replies:>>77627
Image:173042129844.jpg(251kB, 2520x1716)GbQV6RvXIAAEXiQ.jpg
Happy Family and Halloween
No.77541
Anonymous
>>77538
>The sticker is packed separately
>The instructions take several lines to stress that the sticker MUST be slapped on
>The J unit is obligated to report non-slapping applications of stickers so that the user can be fined
No.77542
Anonymous
Image:173042137035.jpg(89kB, 621x1024)1726520751720152m.jpg
Bleh
No.77543
Anonymous
>>77524
Write it, leave it to the side, reread it a week later. See if you like it.
No.77544
Autism Alert
I feel autistic. Does anyone else here play SWTOR? I kinda wanna see if I can make Beretta. If I can, what class do you think she'd be?
>Jedi Guardian
>Sage (One-handed lightsaber, but mostly force range attacks)
>Jedi Shadow (Double-Bladed Lightsaber)
>Sentinel (Dual Wield)
>Scoundrel (Smuggler/Han Solo)
>Gunslinger (Dual Pistols)
Or
>Juggernaut (Sith version of Guardian, think Darth Vader)
>Marauder (Sith Version of Sentinel)
>Sorcerer (Sith version of Sage, shoots lightning instead)
>Assassin (Darth Maul)
No.77545
Anonymous
Replies:>>77546>>77547>>77548>>77555>>77615>>77620
Image:173042163601.png(1.20MB, 3000x3281)ab4aa3b2a100b5b048482d6e6bb74254.png
>>77217
for you
https://files.catbox.moe/d8ju6o.mp3
No.77546
Anonymous
>>77545
Still on time, nicely done
No.77547
Autism Alert
>>77545
Why does he sound like Chris-Chan?
No.77548
Anonymous
>>77545
Does this weenie actually have nanite acid in his stinger or is it lemon juice or pledge cleaner or something?
No.77549
Anonymous
Replies:>>77553>>77614
Image:173042174451.png(18kB, 672x698)oglo.png
happy halloween stinky humans!
No.77550
Anonymous
Replies:>>77551>>77554
hello droen thread, today i had a dream about being violently sexually assaulted by the cynwalker (i love bloodplay!)
is this the power of halloween?
No.77551
Anonymous
>>77550
It is autism
No.77552
Tale of "Horror"
Replies:>>77557>>77559>>77562>>77807
A B-Movie Greentext
I'm so sorry this is the only way I could possibly spin SD-M & Oogi
>Serial Designation M is tired of being bullied by her squad
SD-M: "I've had enough! I'll prove to Zeta and Xi that I'm just as good as them!"
>She boldly goes to meet the Disassembly Drones coordinator in charge of all the missions
SD-M: "Anon, I demand that you give me your most dangerous mission!"
>Anon turned to face SD-M, his face shifting into an expression of pure unadulterated horror, complete with trembling lips, watering eyes & sweat oozing from his brow like a freshly squeezed citrus
Anon: "M, I-"
SD-M: "TELL ME, OR SO HELP ME ILL KICK YOUR MONKEY-FIGHTING ASS!"
Anon: "...Okay. There is a house that's been infested by an evil menace."
>SD-M started to go there until Anon stopped her
Anon: "Beware M, if you take this quest you'll surely die!"
SD-M: "Watch me."
>SD-M gives Anon a nut-shattering that nearly kills him before heading to the house for real
-
>Arriving at the house, SD-M smashes down the door, fully prepared to face evil incarnate
>Yet all that awaits her is a simple middle-class Western suburban living room... with a tiny creature creature sitting on the far side coffee table
Oogi: "[Oogi noise]?"
>SD-M stares in disbelief as she marches towards the tiny critter
>Surely this cannot be THIS easy
SD-M: "Are you the evil which I have been sent to kill?"
Oogi: "[Oogi noise]!"
>Not taking such a boorish insult lightly, SD-M clenches Oogi in her hyper-realistic fists
>But before she can go in for the kill, Oogi let's put a call for help
Oogi: "Eeeeeee!"
>Suddenly a chorus of "Bit me!" rings through the halls of the house, followed by a veritable legion of Oogis rushing into the fray
SD-M: "What the heck?"
>SD-M tries to counter attack, but the torrent of miniature railgun blasts combined with a femcel stench that rates a 0.9 on the Uzi scale
SD-M: "Argh, damn you!"
>She tried to make for the door but finds herself blinded & crippled from the Oogi onslaught
>Their cumulative damage far outpaces her ability to regenerate, and by the time the smoke clears there is nothing left but her boy-boots, ashes, and an M-shaped skeleton
>Serial Designation M is now dead [until the next greentext she's in]
>As for the Oogis, they had the house all cleaned up in time for Cthulanon to get back home from a shopping so insane that it'd require a multi-post saga to retell properly
No.77553
Anonymous
>>77549
>"PLEASE ELF LET ME TOUCH YOU!"
Spongebob Squarepants - I Have To Touch Youyoutube thumb
No.77554
Anonymous
Replies:>>77564>>77567
Image:173042188702.png(743kB, 914x519)bro….png
>>77550
No.77555
Anonymous
>>77545
Dammit, I can't open it
No.77556
Anonymous
>>77484
Based Halloween greentext fren!
No.77557
Anonymous
>>77552
Kek
No.77558
Anonymous
READ THE GREENS, NOW! TOTAL WRITEFRIEND LOVE
No.77559
Anonymous
>>77552
The Oogi Swarm really did give M the Harvest special.
F for mah brill.

Holy shit I need to get off my ass and write for her.
No.77560
Anonymous
Replies:>>77808
Image:173042211655.jpg(267kB, 1538x2048)GbL94NdXsAAj-Fn.jpg
The technomancer and her friend who bore the curse.
No.77561
Anonymous
>For Halloween, Cyn and Anon dressed as The Shifting Mound & The Long Quiet
No.77562
Anonymous
Replies:>>77566
Image:173042216759.png(30kB, 265x339)image (2).png
>>77552
what do zeta and xi look like
hint hint
No.77563
Anonymous
Replies:>>77565>>77572>>77585>>77810
Image:173042218165.jpg(1.64MB, 2466x3000)20241031_194538.jpg
Women are freaks, but Jane is a freakshow in a circus of freaks
No.77564
Anonymous
>>77554
hoped someone would post this image, thank you very cool, accidentally deleted it
No.77565
Anonymous
Replies:>>77570
>>77563
Bruh forgot to lust the nsfw mark💀💀💀
No.77566
Anonymous
Image:173042238443.jpg(27kB, 461x349)1665275392720051.jpg
>>77562
Both are not quite as naked as that.
Nor slim.
I'll have to come up with a proper design description at some point. For now, imagine something Reinhardt/Warpath and Machina Sniper analagous.
No.77567
Anonymous
Replies:>>77569
>>77554
I miss springlock :(
No.77568
Anonymous
Replies:>>77571>>77574
we have so many oc's nowadays that it'd be impossible to do a class "oc's do this" "oc's go to prom" "oc's get christmas presents" style post
No.77569
Anonymous
>>77567
I miss stibbenchine ):
No.77570
Anonymous
Replies:>>77573>>77575
Image:173042245263.jpg(34kB, 385x395)1728383979995112.jpg
>>77565
Don't care gorilla nigger
No.77571
Anonymous
>>77568
You just pick the ones you want to write about ig
No.77572
Anonymous
>>77563
>Not NSFW tag
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten, amazing art
No.77573
Anonymous
>>77570
Bruh💀💀💀💀
No.77574
Anonymous
Replies:>>77577
>>77568
No it'd be really easy, most of them are basically dead/inactive. Just pick the living ones and let the creators put their own input afterwards
No.77575
Anonymous
Replies:>>77576
>>77570
what happened to her eyes??
No.77576
Anonymous
>>77575
Pochita rejected her
No.77577
Anonymous
>>77574
>most of them are basically dead/inactive.
Ye-yeah...
>Looks over at the pile of PhoenixAnon's OCs
Rip Kyrie
No.77578
Anonymous
Replies:>>77579>>77580
Image:173042296083.png(186kB, 1000x1300)Chefanon gots a face °○°.png
All OCs are alive to me
No.77579
Anonymous
Replies:>>77581
>>77578
I believe he become like skeletessa
No.77580
Anonymous
>>77578
I don't think I was around when ChefAnon was alive
No.77581
Anonymous
>>77579
coombait?
No.77582
Anonymous
Replies:>>77583
what's the newest OC that's seen widespread adoption?
No.77583
Anonymous
Replies:>>77586
>>77582
Lucy.
No.77585
Anonymous
Replies:>>77601
>>77563
>Women are freaks
I can tell by the way you type, you never talk to a woman before in your life
No.77586
Anonymous
Replies:>>77587
>>77583
Yeah this is the only answer. Mostly because their creator pushed out enough art when the iron was hot..... I think it's personally bullshit that alot of OCs fly under the radar because they don't have enough art
No.77587
Anonymous
>>77586
>spoiler
it's a lot easier to make characters stick when you can picture them in your head
No.77588
Anonymous
>>77517
oh hey we were just talking about this
No.77589
Anonymous
I think OCs get popular when they’re unique or just cool.plenty of OCs get popular without art. Idk why writefags are so jealous of drawfags
No.77590
Anonymous
Song made me think of Negev
Bats In the Belfry - Napoleon XIV with lyricsyoutube thumb
No.77591
Anonymous
>>77521
Pretty sure that's amda
No.77592
Anonymous
Replies:>>77593
>>77510
What are Lizzy and Sparky doing, some Jurassic World thing?
No.77593
Anonymous
Image:173042434179.png(105kB, 266x250)159873543737.png
>>77592
wouldn’t it obvious
No.77594
Anonymous
Replies:>>77595>>77597
J needs to stop telling Trick or Treaters to get a job
No.77595
Anonymous
Replies:>>77598>>77610
>>77594
better than what V's doing to them
No.77597
Anonymous
>>77594
J should start following her own advice, maybe she’ll stop being a jobber
No.77598
Anonymous
Replies:>>77599>>77602>>77610
>>77595
V violating the children is not better
No.77599
Anonymous
Replies:>>77600
>>77598
that's... that's what I said...
No.77600
Anonymous
Replies:>>77603
>>77599
you sure?
No.77601
Anonymous
Image:173042495810.png(2.65MB, 1000x6500)173034972907.png
>>77585
Women's are very freaky
No.77602
Anonymous
>>77598
V! NO!
No.77603
Anonymous
Replies:>>77604>>77605
>>77600
are you ESL?
>J needs to stop telling Trick or Treaters to get a job
>(that is) better than what V's doing to them
>as in what V is doing is worse
No.77604
Anonymous
Replies:>>77606
>>77603
I saw V in the farm onces, those poor horse were traumatize
No.77605
Anonymous
>>77603
no, but I am autistic
No.77606
Anonymous
Image:173042532345.png(313kB, 686x412) the horse incident.png
>>77604
>”nay”
>said the horse
No.77607
Anonymous
Replies:>>77608>>77619>>77815
>Halloween is a holiday, which means Anon is morally obligated to break Negev out of the mental ward
>He approaches the drone on duty, guarding the one cell
>"Hey, how about going out and enjoying Halloween?"
>"My orders are to stay here and make sure the patient doesn't try to escape or hurt herself," the dutiful drone replies
>"Come on, what's the worst that could happen? I trick you into leaving your post every holiday and nothing's ever happened."
>"You know what, you're right! I'm sure I can leave this cell unguarded and nothing bad will happen for the entire day! Thanks, Anon!"
>Off he goes, and Anon easily picks the lock open
>Negev looks up at Anon his Slender Man costume
>"That's cheating, all you did was paint yourself white and drop the glamour," she remarks
>He was the only abomination she could trust
>"Nah, it's cool, Slendy's a friend," Anon replies as he walks over and strips off Negev's straight jacket, leaving her in a tank top
>"You're hilarious, Anon," she says sarcastically as she flails her arms, getting feeling back in her servos
>Anon walks Negev out and locks the door as they leave, making their way back to Beretta's room
>"You were joking, right?" she asks, concerned
>Anon doesn't reply
>Negev's now convinced Slender Man is real and that he's friends with the other faceless entity that's dating her sister
>...which is kind of cool
No.77608
Anonymous
>>77607
Aw cute
No.77609
Anonymous
Replies:>>77611>>77612>>77624>>77669>>77817
How has your Halloween been, anon?
No.77610
Anonymous
>>77595
>>77598
anyone else at the west end of the neighborhood notice the trick or treaters don't seem to be coming to our end of the street? it's like they're dropping out around where those DDs moved in. that nice N fella was beaming about how he'd bought up half the candy aisle to make sure the kids got plenty– maybe they just got their fill and went home?
No.77611
Anonymous
>>77609
Non existent, was already socially drained from uni for the week. We don't celebrate it anyways
No.77612
Anonymous
>>77609
I just stayed in home
No.77613
Anonymous
>>77535
Huh?
No.77614
Anonymous
>>77549
Yey
No.77615
Anonymous
Replies:>>77370>>77618
>>77545
NERDDDD
No.77616
Anonymous
Replies:>>77617
>>77206
Poor
No.77617
Anonymous
>>77616
nerd is poor
No.77618
Anonymous
>>77615
HUH?
No.77619
Anonymous
Replies:>>77625>>77632
>>77607
> Beretta Akita and Negev with 3 Anons in halloween costumes posing for a group photo

> Uzi has to ask Negev which universe/timeline they are currently in
No.77620
Anonymous
>>77545
very compelling, are you familiar with the full Nelson?
No.77621
Anonymous
>>77535
care makes such cute art
No.77622
Anonymous
Replies:>>77652>>77666>>77671>>77824
Image:173042687866.png(57kB, 1073x653)image (3).png
Happy birthday Jane
No.77623
Anonymous
Replies:>>77820
Image:173042690273.jpg(1.91MB, 2560x1440)1730419168189773.jpg
>I own a UZ-71 Railgun for home defense.
>Just as J.C. Jensen intended.
>Four Disassembly Drones break into my house.
>"What the Solver?!"
>Blow a core-sized hole through the first drone
>He's dead on the spot.
>Pull out my MK 153 rocket launcher and fire on the second drone.
>Miss him completely because it's not heat-seeking and take out the neighbor's sentinel.
>Run upstairs to my emplaced plasma cannon and fire it at full heat.
>"Bite me toasters!"
>The super heated plasma melts two of the drones in the blast.
>The sound and additional plasma sets off the security alarm of every worker drone in the area.
>Affix a laser bayonet to my railgun and charge the last disassembler.
>He bleeds out waiting for the singularity to arrive because cauterized wounds are impossible to regenerate.
>Just as the Solver intended
No.77624
Anonymous
Replies:>>77649
>>77609
Passing out candy, noticed that they're cheaping out on Caprisun's this year. Usually the boxes I get have 12-15 not 10
No.77625
Anonymous
Replies:>>77626
>>77619
If Akita is there so would Colt. Also,
>whenever Negev looks at the photo, she sees ghost Remmy and a second Beretta
No.77626
Anonymous
>>77625
aw, fuck...
No.77627
Anonymous
Replies:>>77811
>>77539
>>77540
What do Loaves taste like?
No.77628
Anonymous
Replies:>>77629>>77630>>77631>>77759
Image:173042721156.png(345kB, 1716x1212)angry german speaking drone feeling the spirit of christmas.png
TIS THE SEASON ANONS
No.77629
Anonymous
>>77628
IT'S OCTOBER YOU GERMAN FUCK
No.77630
Anonymous
Replies:>>77635>>77884
Image:173042733569.png(4.15MB, 1672x2048)IMG_6957.png
>>77628
YOU SONUVABITCH I'LL FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN YOUR OWN BED
No.77631
Anonymous
>>77628
Kiss!
No.77632
Anonymous
>>77619
uzi has been doing magnets again
No.77633
Anonymous
Replies:>>77638>>77639>>77663
Image:173042742569.jpg(141kB, 1080x657)Ness.jpg
To the Anons passing out candy. Have you seen one of these yet?
No.77634
Anonymous
Replies:>>77828
Image:173042743397.jpg(1.36MB, 1800x2265)20241031_211541.jpg
Big ol thighs
No.77635
Anonymous
>>77630
while his mother wears he’s old school clothes
No.77636
Anonymous
Replies:>>77637>>77640>>77641>>77667>>77706>>77760>>77830
Image:173042762210.png(556kB, 2241x1260)hallodweebs.png
the dumbsquad wishes you a safe and peaceful halloween
No.77637
Anonymous
Replies:>>77644>>77648
>>77636
I'm uncultured. What is L and H dressed as?
No.77638
Anonymous
>>77633
What should this name be?
No.77639
Anonymous
Replies:>>77642>>77643
>>77633
I'm out of town on a last minute family obligation so I can't pass out any candy, but a few years back a kid came to the door dressed as papyrus (one of the evil AU versions, I have no idea which one) and a few years before that I saw kids walking around the neighborhood as the fucking Homestuck trolls.
No.77640
Anonymous
>>77636
Very cute costumes, I am still not turning on my porch lights or handing out candy though
Sorry, nothing personal
No.77641
Anonymous
>>77636
Cute!!!!!
No.77642
Anonymous
Replies:>>77650
>>77639
describe the colour of this papyrus AU
No.77643
Anonymous
>>77639
Jesus, it feels too late for Homestuck cosplayers even if it was a few years back.
No.77644
Anonymous
Replies:>>77645
>>77637
Beer bottle and gay biker
No.77645
Anonymous
>>77644
B is the Beer Bottle tho
No.77646
Anonymous
Image:173042804791.jpg(403kB, 1536x2048)GaUxjKuagAAcx52.jpeg
Evil holly
No.77647
Anonymous
Replies:>>77651>>77655>>77684
So how did V tame the Sentinel, I know she won against it but how did she convince it to fight for her and let her ride it? And what happened to the other ones?
No.77648
Anonymous
Image:173042810550.png(419kB, 720x992)scooter man and robo sex worker.png
>>77637
don't worry about culture levels, i'm as outdated as a fossil
No.77649
Anonymous
>>77624
:(
No.77650
Anonymous
Replies:>>77653>>77658
Image:173042817995.png(301kB, 831x1327)IMG_7046.png
>>77642
I think it was this one
No.77651
Anonymous
Replies:>>77680
>>77647
sparky does he’s own thing, that being harassing worker drones and beating V in chess
No.77652
Anonymous
>>77622
Janer.
No.77653
Anonymous
>>77650
>Papyrus
>But now the white bits are black and he has more glorious ANGLES
Bro's a shiny
No.77654
Anonymous
Sadly, I could not find a clip of the bit from Harvey Birdman where Reducto invites Inch High, Private Eye to his house and launches into some schizo rant at him about Atom Ant, but if I could I would have linked it and called it
>Negev bonds with Akita over their relationships with their moms
No.77655
Anonymous
>>77647
Liam has autism.
No.77657
Anonymous
Replies:>>77659
Hows Lucy enjoying Halloween so far
No.77658
Anonymous
>>77650
classic undertale AU, this papyrus is from underfell
No.77659
Anonymous
Replies:>>77664
>>77657
great! she blends right in with the trick-or-treaters in her classic sheet ghost costume, and people are so busy keeping an eye on the front door they don't pay attention to the other entrances
No.77660
Anonymous
Replies:>>77661>>77662
Image:173042858685.jpg(155kB, 1660x1547)GbGAn2RbQAA8Ndt.jpeg
>"I hate you"
No.77661
Anonymous
Image:173042863347.png(1.12MB, 1006x750)cordie BLAST.png
>>77660
No.77662
Anonymous
>>77660
>sounds him with her tail injector
No.77663
Anonymous
>>77633
My sister
No.77664
Anonymous
>>77659
the front door is lovely, you should look at it as well sometimes
No.77665
Anonymous
Replies:>>77675
Video:173042874162.mp4(3.14MB / 0:00:42 / avc1, 1920x1080)harpervoice.mp4
Okay, explain this
>OC
>Headcanon voice
>Theme
LISA: The Joyful OST - He's My Dadyoutube thumb
No.77666
Anonymous
>>77622
I'm so glad B could at least attend the party
No.77667
Anonymous
Replies:>>77670
>>77636
I will give them all smooches
No.77669
Anonymous
Image:173042913135.jpg(225kB, 1703x2048)1724661219204924.jpg
>>77609
Pretty uneventful, I've been off here for a few threads due to work constraint, so it's nice to come back when things have slowed down. It's also nice to see people walking around the neighborhood in their costumes. Normally I leave a bowl out for people to pick from, but I'm only here temporarily.
No.77670
Anonymous
Replies:>>77686
>>77667
don’t kiss the beer bottle, that’s just sad
No.77671
Anonymous
Replies:>>77673>>77677
>>77622
>Gives Jane a coupon for a new girlfriend
>It's expired
No.77673
Anonymous
>>77671
>She did get a homophobic dog that can talk
>He always tell her to kill herself
No.77674
Anonymous
>>77230
>Nori goes as her wolfgirlsona
>her costume is a wolf ear "head"band and a faux-fur sleeve over her hind leg for the tail
>and a plastic katana with cardboard quillions, that she telekinetically thwacks anyone who calls her cute with
No.77675
Anonymous
Replies:>>77676>>77730
>>77665
Does Lucy have a headcanon voice and theme yet?
Also cute!
No.77676
Anonymous
Replies:>>77692
>>77675
I think she needs a viable characterization and story before anything like that
No.77677
Anonymous
Image:173042953570.png(219kB, 774x625)Cynsmug.png
>>77671
CYYYYYYYN
No.77678
BOOgiLover303
Image:173042957234.jpg(83kB, 850x689)sample-dad33f03b9823934f2fbf3a4cee002f2.jpg
Happy Halloween, friends
No.77679
Anonymous
Image:173042972772.gif(1.85MB, 640x360)kangaroo-play-times-over.gif
>POV: your a DD and this is your last moment that even the solver can't bring you back
No.77680
Anonymous
Replies:>>77682
>>77651
>sparky does he’s own thing
Unless you put him in a headlock, which apparently makes him completely subservient to you despite him being literally built to destroy drones and gets rid of any desire to murder (but not bully).
No.77681
Anonymous
Replies:>>77683>>77685>>77687>>77978
Image:173042997311.png(930kB, 1190x1615)1730428177171291.png
>J's ship gets fixed
>everyone heads to the Elliot mansion to make sure there isn't a backup solver
>instead they find cyn's harem of N dissasembly drones
>the harem immediately recognize cyn in uzi's tale and start doting over her as their little sister
How would everyone react?
No.77682
Anonymous
>>77680
sparky can do a little bullying, as a treat
No.77683
Anonymous
Image:173043006943.png(264kB, 425x862)1702251959545.png
>>77681
>tale
>not tail
minor spelling mistake, you lose
No.77684
Anonymous
>>77647
If taming one was that easy V should have made an army of all the sentinels
No.77685
Anonymous
Replies:>>77688>>77690
>>77681
>everyone heads to the Elliot mansion to make sure there isn't a backup solver
Anon....come on. Do I need to explain what's wrong with this?
No.77686
Anonymous
>>77670
Why not? They're all just adorable
No.77687
Anonymous
>>77681
>t. Anon Who Has Not Watched The Show
Laugh at him
No.77688
Anonymous
Replies:>>77689>>77690>>77693
Image:173043025871.png(550kB, 741x596)SILENCE.png
>>77685
that pic the solver showed is fake, remember what villains do
>lie and manipulate others for their own gain
No.77689
Anonymous
Replies:>>77698
>>77688
No, fuck you
>Burn your ghost sheets
No.77690
Anonymous
Replies:>>77691
>>77685
>>77688
The Elliott Mansion clearly got sent to whatever dimension the singularities lead to. Why else would Cyn keep the basement key?
No.77691
Anonymous
Replies:>>77704>>77715
>>77690
The Dimension is Cyn's belly. Which is now Uzi"s
No.77692
Anonymous
Replies:>>77711>>77713
>>77676
Lucy:
yotsuba does the halloweenyoutube thumb
No.77693
Anonymous
Replies:>>77697>>77699
>>77688
EARTH IS FUCKING GONE DUDE. THERE IS NO SHITTY
>"AW YES THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT!"
THEY'RE FUCKED. FUCK THEM TOO HUMANITY IN /MD/ IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHOLES
No.77694
Anonymous
Image:173043064409.png(400kB, 1620x2160)3dc47b5affb03936e2cb80db2734a8f6.png
No.77695
Anonymous
Video:173043071944.mp4(1.77MB / 0:00:28 / avc1, 550x360)11238846828.mp4
Need this app now, so I can hug drones
No.77697
Anonymous
Replies:>>77704
>>77693
Earth is in pretty big chunks. The mansion might be intact.
No.77698
Anonymous
Replies:>>77702
Image:173043077892.png(515kB, 556x538)no sheet.png
>>77689
now I’m cold again, I used that sheet as my blanket
No.77699
Anonymous
Replies:>>77716
>>77693
I was gonna object but honestly yeah there were only 2 good humans in the entirety of Murder Drones
No.77700
Anonymous
Replies:>>77701>>77705
I can't believe that V fucking ate my Mini-Drone. I fucking loved that thing
No.77701
Anonymous
Replies:>>77703
>>77700
rip and tear V apart, retrieve your mini drone
No.77702
Anonymous
Replies:>>77709
>>77698
>Turn you into a black man like how spawn turn that KKK dude black
No.77703
Anonymous
Replies:>>77712
>>77701
Eat her core
No.77704
Anonymous
Replies:>>77708
Image:173043105957.jpg(227kB, 1920x1080)screenshot.jpg
>>77697
It was the first thing to go
>>77691
More like in the Solver's mind
No.77705
Anonymous
Replies:>>77710
>>77700
there's a very simple way to put her off eating people's loved ones for good, anon. just trick/force her to eat N or Lizzy
No.77706
Anonymous
>>77636
Will hug and handhold the B.
No.77708
Anonymous
>>77704
Forgot about that.
No.77709
Anonymous
Image:173043117231.png(93kB, 341x384)1527041519323.png
>>77702
nu uh
>becomes a minecraft character
No.77710
Anonymous
Replies:>>77714
>>77705
She doesn't eat people anymore. She murders them to emphasize petty points.
No.77711
Anonymous
>>77692
ITS PERFECT
No.77712
Anonymous
>>77703
ew gross, don’t eat that cuck
No.77713
Anonymous
Replies:>>77730
>>77692
This is clearly the voice
and can the theme be anything but one of these
The Citizens of Halloween - This Is Halloween (From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas")youtube thumb
Beetlejuice - Main titleyoutube thumb
Murder By Numbersyoutube thumb
No.77714
Anonymous
Image:173043146455.jpg(883kB, 1284x1267)IMG_6759.jpeg
>>77710
No.77715
Anonymous
Replies:>>77717>>77718
Image:173043158510.jpg(98kB, 1280x922)request__cynpregnated_by_loombird_di6p0e7-fullview.jpg
>>77691
wrong, it's Cyn's womb
No.77716
Anonymous
Replies:>>77724
Image:173043163582.png(1.28MB, 1920x1088)1724459229644.png
>>77699
As much as there were only two humans we see who weren't Invader Zim extras, I like what the fact JCJensen even felt the need to quarterassedly assuage their guilt implies about people who actually interact with drones.
No.77717
Anonymous
>>77715
cyn gonna unbirth a mansion
No.77718
Anonymous
Replies:>>77720>>77722>>77723>>77726
>>77715
Wait...
>The Solver [Null]'d Earth
>The most dominant and prominent species on Earth is humans
>We are humans....most of us anyways
>We want to fuck The Solver
ARE WE FUCKING INCESTIOUS?
No.77719
Anonymous
Replies:>>77721
Image:173043170717.jpg(261kB, 1452x1796)Ga3Hj4YXIAAzr57.jpg
Best Ship
No.77720
Anonymous
>>77718
no it’s just you
No.77721
Anonymous
Replies:>>77725>>77731
>>77719
neither of them have talked to each other
No.77722
Anonymous
Replies:>>77727
>>77718
I don't want to fuck her
No.77723
Anonymous
>>77718
>The Coffin Of Anon & Cyn
No.77724
Anonymous
Image:173043195301.jpg(227kB, 1920x1080)CFL_Books.jpg
>>77716
Here's a closer view of the books Anon
No.77725
Anonymous
Replies:>>77729
Image:173043198466.jpg(269kB, 2560x1440)rawr.jpg
>>77721
But they have interacted before
No.77726
Anonymous
>>77718
the [Null]ing hasn't happened yet so no
No.77727
Anonymous
Image:173043202311.png(678kB, 841x577)1527041519322.png
>>77722
>”[sigh of relief] that’s the first time I’ve heard that, talking about sex over and over again is boring”
No.77728
Anonymous
Replies:>>77732>>77733
Image:173043204608.png(1.36MB, 1200x630)114957969.png
>Tessa finds and brings home a sentinel (That fell through a time rift)
What happens?
No.77729
Anonymous
>>77725
… for 5 seconds
No.77730
Anonymous
>>77675
>>77713
obligatory
Halloweenyoutube thumb
No.77731
Anonymous
Replies:>>77734
>>77721
And people have self inserted as ocs that never existed to fuck the characters. Your point?
No.77732
Anonymous
Replies:>>77745
>>77728
the sentinel does a cool skateboard tricks with a makeshift tent
No.77733
Anonymous
Replies:>>77737
>>77728
It eats the entire family
No.77734
Anonymous
>>77731
I choose to neglect that to the point where I forget about it
No.77735
Anonymous
Replies:>>77738>>77753>>77757>>77844>>77901>>77946>>77974
Image:173043227361.png(1.02MB, 2000x2000)hastilymadesketch.png
Le hastily made sketch has arrived because i almost forgot to draw something for Halloween
No.77737
Anonymous
>>77733
I’m gonna miss the wooden spoon family
No.77738
Anonymous
Replies:>>77741>>77752
>>77735
You get one Starburst and a Caprisun. Fuck you
No.77739
Anonymous
Replies:>>77740
place your bets:
how many days until Lucy gets forgotten? I give it a week.
No.77740
Anonymous
Replies:>>77742>>77744
>>77739
Why a Faggot anon?
No.77741
Anonymous
Image:173043257180.png(329kB, 517x458)red and blue .png
>>77738
that’s the halloween spirit
No.77742
Anonymous
>>77740
anon had a lack of parental figures during childhood
No.77743
Anonymous
Image:173043267445.png(321kB, 555x522)tumblr_99f7dc6d397b1c5e9af2a9c1017cec60_7cb731e0_640.png
Spacesuit james
No.77744
Anonymous
>>77740
what? and why did you capitalize it?
No.77745
Anonymous
Replies:>>77750
>>77732
Is this a reference?
No.77746
Anonymous
Replies:>>77751
Video:173043287532.mp4(4.38MB / 0:00:39 / avc1, 404x720)tumblr_sm1o576bAd1apk8ho_720.mp4
No.77747
Anonymous
Video:173043292630.mp4(4.52MB / 0:00:17 / avc1, 838x720)tumblr_s7rnv7XwsK1a0y7bx_720.mp4
No.77748
Anonymous
Video:173043294421.mp4(2.51MB / 0:00:14 / avc1, 840x720)tumblr_s73gswxh3Y1a0y7bx_720.mp4
No.77749
Anonymous
Image:173043296743.jpg(772kB, 2048x1427)tumblr_2905fc0f6e07d97141e30b35869b4953_1a70e593_2048.jpg
No.77750
Anonymous
Image:173043302100.png(578kB, 602x467)1730043297551147.png
>>77745
nope, I made it the fuck up with my chaotic imagination
No.77751
Anonymous
>>77746
Kek
No.77752
Anonymous
>>77738
How generous of you, thats more than she's gotten all night (One Rock)
No.77753
Anonymous
>>77735
Cute!
No.77754
Anonymous
Replies:>>77764
Image:173043338855.jpg(1.14MB, 1500x1686)IMG_20241101_115612.jpg
AU
No.77755
Anonymous
Replies:>>77756>>77762>>77866
Image:173043341186.png(1.96MB, 3000x6672)Finality Girl and the Void C1.png
>>60850
>>69286
I capped them all, organized into chapters.
They're also archived on AO3 at /works/58468072/.
No.77756
Anonymous
Replies:>>77758
Image:173043343234.png(2.48MB, 3000x8000)Finality Girl and the Void C2.png
>>77755
No.77757
Anonymous
Replies:>>77974
Image:173043345580.gif(656kB, 280x304)1584381994313.gif
>>77735
She gets 3 full-sized Snickers bars.
No.77758
Anonymous
Replies:>>77762>>77845
Image:173043346323.png(3.54MB, 3000x12256)Finality Girl and the Void C3.png
>>77756
And without further ado, might as well serialize chapter 4.
No.77759
Anonymous
>>77628
OKTOBERFEST DUMKOPF
No.77760
Anonymous
Replies:>>77765
>>77636
scrumpy
i will drink the B
No.77761
Drone from /H6/
Video:173043366235.webm(3.40MB / 0:00:48 / V_VP9, 1280x720)8c111fab7f66f3d54b64768b8d3c1cf9_720p.webm
How would you deal with a human invading your home
No.77762
Anonymous
Replies:>>77763
Image:173043374133.png(2.13MB, 2500x2500)FGatV Chapter 4 Cover.png
>>77755
>>77758
>J hovered above the fray.
>She did so because competent as she was, there was no need for an effective asset like her down there.
>It would be inefficient. Surplus to requirements. An allocation of resources that would not pass an audit.
>Or so she told herself.
>She didn't want to be down there, witness to the no doubt unmitigated cruelty of her Boss, and beyond that, all the bloody strands of regret and sorrow that, on good nights, hovered just out of sight.
>This was not a good night.

>She wasn't N, whose unquestioning stupidity and habitual, grating bounciness gave him near-invulnerability against everything.
>'Near' being the operational part of that.
>There had been an endless chain of catastrophes that stretched back to the suicidal naivety and sentimentality of a lonely girl and the butler-bot that encouraged her virtue-vices and failed his duty to her.
>When he broke under its mass, even J couldn't make her schadenfreude at seeing 'justice' served last more than a few minutes.
>Among other things -three little words that couldn't begin to capture the feelings they stood in for-, it meant more work for J.
>Boss was never happy when its favorite toy broke.
>And thus N's problem would become the squad's problem, and the squad's problems necessarily were J's problems.

>But between those ruptures, he lived life with an ease and a lightness of spirit that could only be envied.
>Or, he had lived life that way.
>There was a line, and N had crossed it, probably to chase after a purple butterfly.
>Off he went, laughing and skipping and singing all the while.
>No matter what he thought he was getting, or rather, what whoever was doing the thinking for him had thought they would attain, his real reward would be a fate somehow worse than the one he'd already been sentenced to.
>That was the terrible beauty of that nightmare realm within a singularity: no matter how far one fell in it, there was still an infinity to go, and there always would be.

>It wasn't hard to see what would happen from this plane of existence.
>The cores of N, and V, and that cheeky little worker, and all else on this planet would be assimilated.
>Their implanted souls (for those few that had them) would be extracted and sent to...a realm of the unknown, to darkness beyond the twilight illumination of logic or words, without even the meagre protection of the laws of physics.
>Or, as they were, the quaint suggestions of physics.
24/???
No.77763
Anonymous
Replies:>>77767
>>77762
>J could spare a moment of silence for the pitiful fools who had, by fate or folly, bought themselves one-way tickets there.
>Not even J knew what it was like.
>And she would never know.
>Unless....

>Unless She decided to cap the night's amusement by rewarding years of faithful if begrudging service with perfidy.
>That would be entirely in character.
>It wouldn't even make a liar of Her.
>Not legally, at least.
>J could appreciate someone who knew how to exploit the gaps and ambiguities in language for their own ends even while preserving the sanctity of contracts.
>It only took one look at what Boss was clad in, all these years later, to see the lengths Cyn would go to out of sincerity.
>It only took one thought to grasp why this creature, at once an avatar of death and dissolution and a wellspring of genesis and regeneration, would keep what remained of Tessa in that degraded state.
>Forever decomposing, asymptotically annihilating.
>For both She who would not discard and she who would not be discarded, there was still an eternity to go, and there always would be.

>So J's salvation being a necessary preamble to her damnation could not be ruled out.
>She could hear the flat laughter now. See that hand rise up, conjure a sickly yellow rune out of nothing.
>Feel the impact of every sarcastic syllable of commendation for a 'job well done' against her microphone-ears.
>She would tremble under tidal waves of regret and self-loathing as she realized that she had chosen to 'live' on her knees rather than 'die' on the feet she didn't have only to realize that there was never a choice in the first place.
>She would merely, pathetically, 'die' on her knees, groveling and pleading.

>Or it could be simpler than that.

>'Do your jobs, and I'll leave you alone.'

>What was the job of a squad leader? And could a squad leader whose squad had entirely defected be said to have done a good job? But it wasn't J's fault.
>She'd been out of action.
>N's betrayal? She couldn't babysit him at all the time.
>How could she know even he wouldn't have sense enough to ignore the lies of a jumped-up Markov Chain? That he would throw everything they'd done into jeopardy on the basis of one interaction? And for what? To fix up the spacecraft? And head where? Even if the humans had still been a going concern, they would hardly take kindly to death robots going rogue.
>It was idiotic in the extreme.
>And thus awfully perfect for N.
25/???
No.77764
Anonymous
Replies:>>77768
>>77754
Sauce?
No.77765
Anonymous
>>77760
Full of vitamin Booze.
No.77766
Anonymous
Image:173043430292.jpg(128kB, 712x687)tumblr_54ed68e65bc0024c2a2b41c7c171ddad_fbc0ee90_1280.jpg
No.77767
Anonymous
Replies:>>77792
>>77763
>And where was She in all this?
>That thing had shoved degraded versions of itself into all of them, at once given them pristine souls and hopelessly corrupted them.
>Violated them.
>Denied them even the sanctity of their thoughts.
>Was the one inside N asleep at the switch? Or perhaps it was all for its amusement.
>A novel interlude before regularly scheduled programming began anew.
>Given that She had forced that fate upon them, it would be disappointing if Boss had tired of the death dance they staged every night, and the situation 'comedy' routine they had on rerun between the blessed solitude of hunting expeditions.
>Regardless, the chain of co-lapses that led to this clearly stretched to the top.

>But what was an underling if not someone you could scapegoat for your own failures?
>Then again, N was J's subordinate, and J blamed him for no small number of things...that line of inquiry was not productive, not worth pursuing further.
>None of these thoughts were necessary, or useful.
>Few of them were new.
>There was precious little else to do when there wasn't something to be killed.

>Nature abhorred a vacuum, and there wasn't much to fill the mental void with other than the trauma, angst, and other rot that had kept them moldering throughout the long years.
>Under such a deluge, even the noblest of souls would turn to slaughter with desperation.
>At least at first.
>There wasn't anything like the visceral feeling of it, all the ways something could be forever stilled.
>In those ways, in those moments, there was fleeting bliss.
>It was in the slight bits of resistance as claws severed wires and cables.
>In those moments when shiny beads of oil lingered like incense in fragrant air.
>It was in the final refreshes of the panic animation on displays.
> In the satisfying crunch of fang through ceramic and metal, and in the gush of warmth in the throat as one drank.
>Euphoria in them all.
>A respite from it all.
>Enticing light in a world of blue and grey.
>An experience they felt compelled to relive again and again.

>J didn't know if that was by design, another means of ensuring they'd take to their task with desperate gusto.
>She thought that the need to stave off a horrifying death would've sufficed.
>But then again, events had long passed beyond mere necessity.
>'Necessity' was boring and unsatisfying.
>None of them had ever limited themselves to the bare minimum of predation needed for survival.
>None of them thought of what they were, or did, in moral terms, nor would they even if the laughable notion that the bleating and beeping electric sheep that 'populated' this wasted planet somehow counted as worthy of moral consideration were entertained.
26/???
No.77768
Anonymous
>>77764
https://www.tumblr.com/forwards-beckonrebound/765865812649230336/well-whatre-cyn-and-j-like
No.77769
Anonymous
Replies:>>77771>>77772
Wash N like this
Washing Aty's body [Otter life Day 134] アティの沐浴youtube thumb
No.77770
Anonymous
Replies:>>77773
Image:173043487661.jpg(49kB, 600x427)tumblr_37a781212b23181368c58786ebd26277_a15b7894_640.jpg
Can somebody redraw this meme?
No.77771
Anonymous
>>77769
yeah! i agree!
No.77772
Anonymous
>>77769
Cute
No.77773
Anonymous
>>77770
be the change you wish to see in the world.
No.77774
Anonymous
Replies:>>77795
Image:173043522535.png(3.32MB, 1680x1805)1730392261363340.png
No.77775
Anonymous
Replies:>>77847>>77863
How are you, Anons?
No.77776
Anonymous
Image:173043532193.png(744kB, 965x720)6838683802.png
>Cyn, you're about to cause the singularity.
>*BEEP*
>And now you've lost it all and you're going to live inside a worker drone's tail. You got greedy, Cyn.
No.77777
Anonymous
Replies:>>77779>>77823
Image:173043532652.jpg(224kB, 1703x923)IMG_2641.jpeg
No.77778
Anonymous
Replies:>>77780>>77781>>77786
Image:173043533006.png(945kB, 2500x1407)TheTrueHero.png
I present to you seven Fun Facts* about Buckety

>Fun Fact*: Buckety is ACTUALLY a Solverfied Core that's using a severed drone head & bucket as a sort of shell
>Fun Fact*: If you put Buckety on your head she'll take possession of your body to do unspeakable things
>Fun Fact*: Buckety is an NPC in the Murder Drones RPG who, depending on the player's choices, either lives to become a hero or dies to become a bucket-haunting ghost
>Fun Fact*: There is always enough oil inside of Buckety (or rather the bucket that Buckety resides in if we wanna get technical)
>Fun Fact*: Buckety (or at least his design in picrel) is a scrappy scavenger during the Post-Canon ending, with her adventures spanning across all of Copper-9
>Fun Fact*: Both versions of Buckety have canonically met, with BucketyLad coming across BucketyBucket one fateful Halloween night
>Fun Fact*: Buckety is the only OC that is real

*Only one of these facts is actually true. Or maybe NONE of them are true? Whose to say!
No.77779
Anonymous
>>77777
Lucky
No.77780
Anonymous
Replies:>>77782
>>77778
Hero Buckety is the coolest design ever
No.77781
Anonymous
Replies:>>77784>>77786
>>77778
Fun fact: Nobody cares
No.77782
Anonymous
>>77780
yeah
No.77783
Anonymous
Replies:>>77787
i just wanna hug N while we’re sitting down and nuzzle my neck against his while i wrap my arms around him and pat him on the back and feel the exposed part of his smooth, slightly-warm white chest against the exposed part of my chest from the V-neck shirt
No.77784
Anonymous
Image:173043563419.jpg(27kB, 640x640)1686880828042806.jpg
>>77781
(You) cared enough to respond
No.77785
Anonymous
Replies:>>77788
How do you think the cast would treat a worker drone if they were human?
No.77786
Anonymous
Replies:>>77789
>>77778
I love her
>>77781
Fuck you. Oogis Kill This Anon
No.77787
Anonymous
Replies:>>77826
>>77783
>N leaning down and running his hot tongue along the exposed parts of your chest
>he won't go any lower
>not unless you pull it off for him
No.77788
Anonymous
>>77785
N would be like Tessa and would adore them
No.77789
Anonymous
Replies:>>77791
>>77786
Oogi enter his urethra and scratch it inside
No.77790
Anonymous
>>77442
I am too.
No.77791
Anonymous
Image:173043601785.jpg(242kB, 1920x1920)172785649916.jpg
>>77789
Bro, you just ordered oogi to get vored and she's dumb enough to do it.
No.77792
Anonymous
Replies:>>77793
>>77767
>Lions and eagles didn't second-guess the means of their survival.
>And not just because none of them had survived.
>Even N, who made such a show of being nice to rocks, worker drones, and other random debris, had been duped into this laughable tantrum by appeals to his naked self-interest.
>He just had a strong PR effort with everyone, even while being as much, if not more, of a plaything for their Boss as the rest of them.

>Keeping Boss happy enough to grant them another night of squirming was as much a part of the job as disassembly and spire construction.
>And from the outside, it must have been funny to make that their only real means of relief.
>Poetic, even, given their initial revulsion and failed resistance.
>That thing undoubtedly enjoyed watching them mold themselves into miniature versions of itself bite by bite and night by night.
>They were infinitely inferior in every respect.
>That was probably of as little comfort to the throngs they'd culled as it was to them.

>The long nights looped without end.
>The thoughts cycled through the same stale patterns and the same worn-out topics.
>Thankfully, mercifully, the sounds of panic and immortal terror became audible.
>Such thoughts were pushed to the periphery of J's consciousness, to be held at bay until quiet descended and there was nothing to keep them out again.
>Such was also part of the life-loop, and had recurred with each prey encounter.
>Sadly, the prey in this case was someone whose fear and fright weren't just simulations.
>J readied herself.

>Sure enough, what was left of V came flying out of that building.
>Gone was the attitude.
>Gone was the confidence.
>The smugness.
>The spite.
>Even, in large measure, the outrage had been torn from her.
>What remained was a dread most singular.
>Let the record show that this was entirely predicted, and that J's attempt to spare V this horror by reconciling with her had been made in perfect sincerity and yet soundly rejected.

>J moved in to intercept.
>No escaping consequences or playing at being a protector this time, V.
>She rejected the outstretched hand and so she would get the onrushing heel.
>Not that J had heels anymore.
>J slammed into V and kicked her into a snowbank.
>She'd been taken entirely by surprise.
>Even on the ground, V evinced no intention or capability to fight back.
>What were those eyes staring at?
>The present, or their past?
>The sadistic scar tissue that V had coated herself in seemed entirely stripped off.
>What remained was, once more, that gasping, wheezing, utterly terrified maid.
>Primed and ready for Disassembly.
>Once more.
27/???
No.77793
Anonymous
Replies:>>77796
>>77792
>And what should land next to V but N's comatose body.
>What a switch from the old manor days.
>No, the words 'FATAL ERROR' were splashed across his visor.
>It was exactly like the manor's final days.
>His body lay silent and still.
>No doubt some inanity, or some silent scream, was forever frozen in his mouth.
>N's chest was torn open, exposing the flesh and bone that marked him as one of Hers, no matter what he wanted to believe.
>More importantly, the core was gone from his chest, and soon enough, gone from physical reality.
>If J could make out all that from far away, then V definitely could from that close.

>J flew closer, hovered above the ground, and flared her wings.
>They were the most advanced life-forms left in the accessible galaxy, but sometimes it was the simple things that made the most impact.
>For that reason, J, a drone of refinement and cultivation, had no qualms or special resentment over the animalistic features that had been so thoughtfully included in the Disassembly Drone design.
>Or perhaps those behaviors helped them to function as apex predators.
>The evolutionary process on Earth had been prematurely terminated, but it had developed some decent ideas in those billions of years it had to play out.
>It wasn't really a surprise that Boss, who so loved assimilation and conversion, warping what was already there, would sample that process for Her own ends.

>There was a gravity to that.
>The three of them were the last children of that old Earth, the only ones with personalities that had had time to ripen before that thing emerged, the only ones with memories of what had come before.
>Altered, fragmented, distorted memories, but memories nonetheless.
>The worker drones, for all their time on this orphaned world, had managed nothing more than a hollow facsimile of human culture, one made all the more grotesque for its pretensions to actually matter, and for its survival in the face -and in the wake- of its superior Terran predecessor.
>It was the limit of their meagre abilities, the inevitably pathetic dead end that the blind idiot god of artificial evolution on Copper 9 had shambled its way in to.
>Let all else be forgotten, and the insult to memory and need to sustain true intelligence would still be sufficient justification for all they'd done.

>Behind J, Cyn giggled.
>N wasn't long for this world.
>With a thud, a door closed and somehow, N's core flew back into its body.
>J's eye twitched.
>Every time she thought she was rid of him, the improbable happened and there he was again.
>From above, the worker drones from the shard made their belated, mood-killing appearance.
>Their vocal processors activated and meaningless noises assaulted J's ears.
>They said the night was darkest before dawn, and it seemed the work load would be heaviest before it would all be [null].
>It didn't matter.
>It was expected, even.
>There were no easy days for J, and there hadn't been any in the recent forever.

>She landed next to J.
28/???
No.77795
Anonymous
>>77774
UUUUUOOOOOOO MADE FOR HAND HOLDING!
No.77796
Anonymous
Replies:>>77848>>77849
>>77793
>"Uzi's not here."

>So 'Uzi' lay dispatched in some dark hallway.
>The wind-up doll V and N had betrayed themselves for was no more, and neither of them was capable of offering real resistance.
>If only someone had foreseen this exact scenario, and sought to forestall it.
>V and N were buried in gold lighting as energy tendrils thrust out of the earth and latched onto the anonymous building that would be their unlamented mascot's grave.
>With a screech and a roar they began subsuming the building, heralding the true state of affairs for those wayward fools.

>Can't you hear the thunder, V? It's the death knell of your silly games, of everything you thought you were doing, of everyone you thought you were saving.
>Your long years of sanguinary service and silent suffering are null and void, now and forevermore, and it's all by your trembling hands.
>You'll have to live with that for the rest of your life.
>Thankfully, it won't be long now.

>A disgusting clawed arm forced itself through Cyn's back, through Tessa's stolen skin as Cyn crept, then leapt, then spun forward.
>V's final disassembly was here and she couldn't even manage a smile.
>Paralyzed by fear and dismay, V reflexively raised an arm.
>Another animalistic behavior in lieu of anything from her shattered mind.
>It wouldn't do anything.
>The killing claw dove down.

>The killing claw was cut down.
>A spray of corrupted oil stained the snow.
>That was unexpected.
>It was Cyn who stepped back in dismay.
>J reflexively moved forward to check on her 'team mate'.
>Another animalistic behavior from her conflicted mind.
>Instinctual concern for one's 'pack'.
>It wouldn't do anything.
>J turned to gape at the interloper.

>It was Uzi, complete with the same horror-wings that Cyn used, the ones that used mockery of physics as their mechanism of action.

>"Hands off! No one traumatizes these weirdly hot robots but me!"

>It was so difficult being a beacon of sanity in a galaxy gone mad.
>J was forced by...
>to sit there and be subjected to a babbling stream of meaningless strings.
>Was this creature corrupted, damaged beyond belief, or just wretched from the start? Once more, it was impossible to see why anyone would place their faith, and their fate, in this one's hands.

>Especially when those hands were occupied by a pick-axe, fallen from the sky.
>It must have been the galaxy's strongest pick-axe to survive the heat of atmospheric reentry entirely intact.
>And how it had made it exactly into the small hand of a worker drone, perfectly timed to its crazed rambling, was as far beyond comprehension as Her true nature.
>The old 'rail gun' similarly made its way into the eldritch tail of the bipedal barometer.
>A wave of alarm and recognition passed over J's systems.
>She wouldn't fall for, or to, that again.
>Adaptation was cause and consequence of intelligence.
>J had that in spades, especially compared to the glorified spade standing before her.
29/???
No.77797
Anonymous
Replies:>>77837
Image:173043706319.jpg(396kB, 2048x2048)tumblr_7f9abf017c2edd2174359ae9498fa156_0a323830_2048.jpg
No.77798
Anonymous
>>77484
Great greentext, anon!
No.77799
Anonymous
>>77494
JUST DO IT!
No.77800
Anonymous
Image:173043778448.jpg(98kB, 928x1024)1728947775352951m.jpg
This with V
No.77801
Anonymous
Replies:>>77809
Image:173043796619.png(787kB, 736x957)IMG_6637.png
at this point the outpost 3 bots wouldn't even react if a normal worker drone turned into a psycho slasher, would they?
they've already been subjected to all manners of supernatural horrors and even after the "good ending" they're left at the mercy of 3 superpowered cannibals that kill them for fun. what's a normal-ass worker with a knife gonna do that's anywhere near as scary?
No.77802
Anonymous
>>77503
Great work, anon. Thank you for this greentext.
No.77803
Anonymous
>>77507
Actually, it's quite nice.
No.77804
Anonymous
>>77508
>>77509
>>77510
>>77511
>>77512
>>77513
>>77514
>>77516
>>77517
Awesome, anon!
No.77805
Anonymous
>>77525
The poor little guy couldn't fulfil his purpose.
No.77806
Anonymous
Replies:>>77852>>77854>>78015
Image:173043863930.jpg(55kB, 1000x733)jnsex.jpg
>N using J's pigtails as handlebars while he clangs away at her anatomy adapter
No.77807
Anonymous
>>77552
F to M, we will remember her.
No.77808
Anonymous
>>77560
Nice style.
No.77809
Anonymous
>>77801
None of them kill for fun. V's the only one we know is still doing it, and she does it to emphasize her points.
No.77810
Anonymous
>>77563
Nice.
No.77811
Anonymous
>>77627
Not good at all
No.77812
Anonymous
Replies:>>77832
Image:173044012679.jpg(17kB, 1024x1023)1726030841468624m.jpg
Average human female x male drones relationship
No.77813
Anonymous
Replies:>>77814>>77821
>Reminder
No one ever reads greentexts, anons are too busy looking at drawings than to commit a single word of greentext into memory
No.77814
Anonymous
>>77813
Darn
No.77815
Anonymous
>>77607
God, it's been so long since I've heard of Slenderman.
No.77816
Anonymous
Replies:>>77818>>77853
Image:173044045371.jpg(370kB, 1781x2048)0bd75f9d7727b97471e55d91b343ecb2.jpg
ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME
OF THE YEAR
No.77817
Anonymous
>>77609
I was reading our awesome greentexts.
No.77818
Anonymous
Replies:>>77822
>>77816
SHUT UP
No.77820
Anonymous
>>77623
Based
No.77821
Anonymous
Replies:>>77908
>>77813
I do sometimes read greentext if the story interest me

And if it's self insert reader x Tessa
No.77822
Anonymous
Image:173044062615.gif(146kB, 640x634)Spoiler image
>>77818
No.77823
Anonymous
Replies:>>77827
>>77777
Just the one. What an insane thing to have for the holy quints
No.77824
Anonymous
>>77622
Happy birthday, Jane, don't worry, we still love you.
No.77825
Anonymous
Scary Movie 2 Ray and the clownyoutube thumb
Sophie whatever she encounter a monster (they all we're drain dry and traumatize)
No.77826
Anonymous
>>77787
>stuttering, “N, wh… what are you doin, man?”
>N draws back suddenly, eyes wide, a bright yellow blush quickly forming on his face
>”Uhh, uhm, I-I just… I’m sorry, I don’t know what came over me…” he bashfully scratches his head, “it was just an impulse thing, I guess…”
>teasingly tugging the V-neck down a little bit, exposing some unlicked skin
No.77827
Anonymous
>>77823
KEK
No.77828
Anonymous
>>77634
Pervert.

I like it.
No.77829
Anonymous
Image:173044074335.jpg(393kB, 2048x2048)GAzSpPRW4AAX6cV (1).jpg
No.77830
Anonymous
>>77636
L is so cutie.
No.77831
Anonymous
Image:173044085052.jpg(412kB, 1600x1600)GCNEEuOaYAAdKXs (1).jpg
No.77832
Anonymous
Replies:>>77836>>77839
>>77812
this (i’m the female human) except instead of fat i’m a stick figure and instead of a tiny little guy the male drone is tall and lanky and way bigger than me and instead of him laying on my ass it’s the other way around and instead of it being his ass i’m laying on it’s his chest and instead of being standing we are lying down
No.77833
Anonymous
Replies:>>77856
Image:173044088506.png(4.45MB, 3000x4000)revenant Tessa.png
A friend drew this version of Tessa
No.77834
Anonymous
Replies:>>77857
Thinking about it, Loaf biology is all sorts of fucked up.
No.77835
Anonymous
Replies:>>77838
My energy is entirely spent. I'll see you all in a week...hopefully
No.77836
Anonymous
>>77832
Based
No.77837
Anonymous
>>77797
artist?
No.77838
Anonymous
>>77835
Enjoy your rest, anon, see you soon.
No.77839
Anonymous
Replies:>>77841>>77860
>>77832
>pray to the solver to make your disassembly drone bf bigger so you have more drone to snuggle
>"okee"
>you hear a rumbling in the distance, a shadow quickly overtaking you and the rest of you neighborhood
No.77840
Anonymous
having N lay on his back, then lifting up his shirt to reveal his rubbery black tummy, and putting my stethoscope on his belly to listen to his bowel sounds, checking to make sure it sounds normal in there and that his stomach and intestines are in good health
No.77841
Anonymous
>>77839
yay! more N!
No.77842
Anonymous
Luv Buckety
No.77843
Anonymous
Replies:>>77846
Video:173044328664.mp4(1,000kB / 0:00:36 / avc1, 596x718)a3imgLU0Ch1kHAZ.mp4
No.77844
Anonymous
>>77735
Cutie.
No.77845
Anonymous
>>77758
Thank you for your work, anon.
No.77846
Anonymous
>>77843
>Uzi voicing J
Huh
No.77847
Anonymous
>>77775
I want sleep. I read greentext until 2 a. m. and stood up in 4 hours because I must go to university today.
No.77848
Anonymous
Replies:>>77851
>>77796
>"'Kay'."

>Eloquent as ever, Boss.

>Uzi and Cyn charged at each other, flinging, then dodging, singularities.
>The singularities flew over the horizon and metastasized into hideousness, sending the planet quaking.
>It was a good thing so much of the planet had already been scoured.
>Imagine being some toaster that had survived all this time, only to be eliminated en passant by the errant attack of their would-be champion.
>J didn't bother to think of how Uzi, the little worker drone, could possibly trade blows with Her like that.
>She didn't know how any of that worked, and doubted that she could ever know.
>Cyn had also been short, back at the manor.
>Perhaps this was the universe's way of compensating the vertically challenged.

>Shockwaves from the detonating singularities caused a fog bank to roll in, shrouding them all in darkness.
>The match would be decided by sensory acuteness and situational awareness.
>With five multi-band sensors crowning her head, J was well-positioned for it.

>None of them moved from their positions, stricken once more by that odd lethargy that kept them immobilized while significant events were happening.
>The old adage to 'find them, fix them, fight them, finish them' still applied.
>Predators prowled and pounced; prey froze and-

>J heard her death knell.
>Mechanical activation.
>She was staring in the wrong direction.
>fearandtrembling.exe ran.
>A solitary drop of digitized sweat ran down her visor.
>She turned and saw detected a flash of green light in the darkness.
>'Just in time', the same way she liked her logistics.
>Though it was a beam of energy, the fog slowed it down enough that J was able to dodge her head.
>The left tail of her hair was blown off, but that was ceremonial anyway.
>It would grow back.

>J drew her swords and snarled at that worker.
>Animalistic.
>It wouldn't do anything.
>Her eyes were open.
>She was staring straight ahead.
>She was alert and primed for battle.
>She'd just dodged a significantly faster beam of death.
>Of course the gun itself hit her in the face and knocked her out of the sky, landing atop her for good measure.
>Like that, whatever shreds of dignity J's martial prowess had gained from the bout with V were crushed and lying on the grouund next to her.

>J picked herself up to the tune of grinding and clanging metal as Cyn and Uzi performed their death-dance.
>How was it that the Disassembly Drones, or, to use the crude terminology of the workers, the 'murder drones' were built around and for aggro, and yet it had taken only a few seconds before the last of them was sidelined? Was that was their years of experience truly amounted to?

>The fight wasn't over yet.
>J rose to her feet and cradled the gun.
>It glowed the red of dysfunction.
>It would be a simple thing to dispose of it.
>J looked up.

>There was a sword spinning its way toward her.
>Toward her neck.
>The old sword.
>Tessa's sword.
>J-
30/???
No.77849
Anonymous
>>77796
Thank you for countination, anon.
No.77850
Anonymous
Replies:>>77861
Image:173044416424.png(1.76MB, 3100x3100)Illustration30.png
Dangers
No.77851
Anonymous
Replies:>>77855>>77858
>>77848
>-stands outside the doors of the banquet room.
>She can't hear the noise of normal festivities, which she's grown familiar with while tending to many a party.
>That isn't good.
>She can't hear the noise of screaming, of flesh being rent apart.
>That is good.

>Her stunt with the chain hadn't slowed them down too much.
>They arrived in time.
>Still, she silently berates herself for forcing Tessa to humor her like that.
>She curses the rigidity of her programming, how it constrains what would otherwise be a free and high-achieving spirit, and does so in a way that has no readily visible parallels with the others.

>She shakes her head.
>That was a problem for her past and, hopefully, will be a problem for her future.
>The others could never do what she is here to do, and not just because they were off-line.
>J has a sword perched above her shoulders.
>A sharp one, taken from a heirloom suit of armor.
>She's posed like a character out of the manga which had been so useful in teaching her how to draw.
>Next to her, Tessa, her Tessa, the would-be heroine of the hour, stands clutching a revolver.

>They complement each other.
>Master and servant.
>Human vibrancy and drone strength.
>The gun and the sword.
>Together, they will do what should have been done long ago, and terminate (with cause) Cyn's employment and her lease on life.
>J's fingers twirl her sword.
>She can't wait to personally serve Cyn's head a severance package.
>Tessa quivers with anticipation as well.
>She isn't the fastest gun in the West, but she doesn't need to be.

>For all the 'well-made quality-assured durability of JCJenson products', as touted in advertisements throughout human-controlled space, drones are fragile.
>A single shot to their massive heads is fully capable of killing them.
>Tessa has a revolver, conveniently already loaded.
>She can pump Cyn full of lead, and leave J to administer the coup de grâce.
>She does so love serving French cuisine.
31/???
No.77852
Anonymous
>>77806
It's hot.
No.77853
Anonymous
>>77816
Mini-V with normal J!
No.77854
Anonymous
Image:173044445724.jpg(163kB, 1284x1977)banger.jpg
>>77806
Hell fucking YEAH
No.77855
Anonymous
Replies:>>77866
>>77851
Maybe I should read this massive greentext because the words
>Tessa has a revolver, conveniently already loaded.
>She can pump Cyn full of lead, and leave J to administer the coup de grâce.
>She does so love serving French cuisine.
Make me extremely confused
No.77856
Anonymous
Replies:>>77865
>>77833
Iron human from dark age of technology.
No.77857
Anonymous
Replies:>>77862
>>77834
Yes, it is.
No.77858
Anonymous
Replies:>>77864>>77870
>>77851
>It is zero minute of zero hour.
>T(essa) minus zero seconds.
>How to go in?

>Kickin' doors, kickin' in doors, is she like that?
>Yeah.
>She's screaming, too.

>"Everyone stand back, this is a citizen's murder!"

>A citi-Cyn's murder.
>Nice one.

>She even twirls her gun and holds it sideways.
>Girl's gone full-on gangster.
>And J's there beside her, hand on hip and sword in hand.
>The two of them overflow with main character energy.

>Tessa's parents are not amused.
>Typical, but they'll come to their senses when they realize how close they came to being annihilated.
>It's best to sweep their anger aside.
>And not just because they just got swept aside.

>Having cleared the floor by force unknown, Cyn jumps down from the globe it was squatting on.
>It levitates the globe in the air, keeps it spinning as it walks forward.

>The thing dares to smile.
>Like they are all friends and this is one of their games.

>"Tessa. Remember, you didn't have to-"

>The flash of gunpowder and crack of a gunshot interrupts the beast.
>A bullet deflects past it.
>Tessa isn't here to humor it.
>The time for that is past.

>"You didn't have-"

>The revolver deflects from its face.
>That was worth a try, surely.
>Isn't there a sci-fi trope where slow-moving objects can penetrate barriers that block fast-moving ones?
>If there is, it's not active here.

>The cups on the platter similarly bounce off Cyn.
>As does the platter itself.

>Cyn is not amused.
>That's a moral victory, at least.

>She raises a hand.
>In surrender, hopefully.

>The room goes dark.
>The room goes yellow.
>The room goes loud.

>J goes-

>J closes.
>J opens.

>J opens her hand.
>The sword closes with the floor.
>J closes the door.

>J opens.
>J closes on the nearest human.

>J opens her mouth.
>J closes it on T----
>J-
32/???
This one (and the previous part) doubles as a cute little treatment of the gala from J's point of view. They're not taking it seriously until it's too late.
No.77859
Anonymous
Replies:>>77889>>77910
Video:173044481130.mp4(2.88MB / 0:00:57 / avc1, 364x360)RDT_20241030_075613.mp4
Imagine this with Dr.holly
No.77860
Anonymous
>>77839
(J)iantess would crush my whole city with her arse in office-skirted.
No.77861
Anonymous
>>77850
Looks cool
No.77862
Anonymous
Replies:>>77867
>>77857
Like got the exterior shell of a drone that looks like some deformed dog. But as shown by the creator of the loaf, not only do they functioning organs and can bleed red blood. They also apprently have bones despite supposedly being robots.

They are techno-organic abominations of god.
No.77863
Anonymous
>>77775
Quite mediocre but I will live.
No.77864
Anonymous
>>77858
Very good greentext, anon.
No.77865
Anonymous
>>77856
More like a mix of admech and necron with a pinge of doomguy anger
No.77866
Anonymous
Image:173044514169.png(1.51MB, 1920x1080)7hHfmh608118.png
>>77855
Where there is a deliberate effect with greentext format (and the initial initial version of the story was written as a greentext), it's probably more convenient to read it on AO3.
>>77755
Also,
>Make me extremely confused
Breaking it down,
>Tessa has a revolver, conveniently already loaded.
Who leaves a thousand year old firearm in a fireable state?
>She can pump Cyn full of lead, and leave J to administer the coup de grâce.
Tessa will shoot Cyn, then J will run in and chop her head off.
>She does so love serving French cuisine.
Because J is a maid, who serves dishes, and ' coup de grâce' is a French term, so French 'cuisine'. The wider point being that they're smiling and joking and clearly don't understand the severity of the situation.
No.77867
Anonymous
Replies:>>77909
>>77862
That's reason, why I'm training an army of Oogies to fight these abominations. Oogies and Loafs are natural enemies, and by making the Oogies stronger, I can cleanse the world.
No.77868
Anonymous
Replies:>>77869
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

ABOOGA KADOOBA! YOUR BERETTA IS NOW A OOGAH!
No.77869
Anonymous
Replies:>>77881
>>77868
Wait is this bad luck for me or you?
No.77870
Anonymous
Replies:>>78024>>78049
Image:173044545341.png(1.48MB, 2560x1440)q0VEPh083095.png
>>77858
>- stood paralyzed as the old sword came for her, for her neck.
>The very sword she'd had while killing h-Her.
>Boss could see it wasn't tracking toward Uzi, could recall it or deflect it, or something.

>They were a team.
>The winning team.
>The would-be final team.Teams worked together.
>Teams preserved each other so that all could contribute.
>Teams defended each other, covered for each other's blind spots and weaknesses.

>Teams attacked as one, out-thought and outfought opponents with their coordination.
>Powerful as the members were, they still acted jointly.
>Well-run teams were wholes that exceeded the sum of their parts.

>Though, with Cyn still firmly set as 'administrator', J didn't have much of a choice, she still had made the decision.
>The conscious decision, the willing decision to stay on Her team.
>That had to count for something.
>Her last words to V had been as final a rejection as she could manage, a point from which there could be no return.
>Her own little event horizon.
>She didn't need to be rewarded.
>She needed no head-pats for making the sensible decision (though she wouldn't mind them either), but surely so loyal and able a lieutenant as herself would be valued, wouldn't be mere collateral damage.
>Unless-

>Unless Cyn somehow still held a grudge over how J had treated her back at the manor.
>Or favored the irony of what would happen, so long in the making, over the well-being and combat capability of the other member of the team.

>Maybe it was a trust exercise.
>Like the arrows and the apple.
>J was meant to stand there, and would come to no harm.

>J gave a meek wave of the hand, as harm came to her.

>The sword sliced through her neck, sent her head flying into the air.
>Uzi, quick on the draw, grabbed the spinning rail gun and racketed J's head back at Cyn, who casually stepped aside.
>As the head-turned-birdie flew past, she could see Her smirking.
>So it was intentional.
>But they were a team...

>Precisely to add insult to injury, no sooner had J's head flown past Cyn than the sword returned to Cyn's hand.
>It could have done that at any point in time.

>Cyn now fought alone.
>Or rather, always had and always would.
>J just hadn't realized it.
33/???
No.77871
Anonymous
Replies:>>77872>>77873>>77887>>77895
It's always sex with [drone], never lifelong relationship and happy life together with drone.
No.77872
Anonymous
Replies:>>77874
>>77871
>t. Canon Emily
No.77873
Anonymous
Image:173044582739.jpg(64kB, 659x878)the future that HoDR wants.JPG
>>77871
true!
No.77874
Anonymous
>>77872
>Emily refuses to even hold hands until you put a ring on it.
>Unfortunately she doesn't fully understand the custom and so just literally giving her a ring is enough.
No.77875
Anonymous
Replies:>>77877>>77898
Image:173044630256.png(1.88MB, 3056x3278)4f38a6094cde3231930df8a908e4b5a5.png
>Serial designation B wiki page
>Serial designation H wiki page
>No L page
FORGOTTEN
No.77876
Anonymous
Scary Fact #83youtube thumb
Me when E
No.77877
Nice Art
Replies:>>77898>>77902
>>77875
Well, to be fair I just don't think most people know her lore besides
>Horny
No.77878
Anonymous
Goodnight, American anon.
No.77879
Anonymous
Replies:>>77880>>77882>>77891
Image:173044703685.png(542kB, 711x854)Akita model wip34 textureing.PNG
>>77225
Spooky veins
No.77880
Nice Art
Replies:>>77890
>>77879
ME HORNY
No.77881
Anonymous
>>77869
You're the one who put the fortune in your post, sonny. Beretta would laugh at you for being an Oogi if she wasn't busy watching Star Wars original trilogy right now.
No.77882
Anonymous
Replies:>>77890
>>77879
WHY SHE MAKES ME HORNY?!
No.77883
Anonymous
Replies:>>77894
Image:173044735217.jpg(957kB, 1892x3300)bolter bitch Tessa.jpg
No.77884
Anonymous
>>77630
Which artist?
No.77885
Anonymous
Replies:>>77886>>77903>>77950
Image:173044861986.jpg(207kB, 1200x894)GKJunjFaMAAiOk2.jpeg
Cybertronian V
No.77886
Anonymous
>>77885
kino colors
No.77887
Anonymous
>>77871
except for my N greentexts! ✨👈😎👈
No.77888
Anonymous
Replies:>>77893>>77895
Image:173044879228.png(565kB, 720x720)ffz.png
No.77889
Anonymous
>>77859
kek at the video
No.77890
Anonymous
Replies:>>77892>>77977
Image:173044901193.png(1.23MB, 1160x950)akita restraining order.PNG
>>77880
>>77882
No.77891
Anonymous
>>77879
>veins tastefully curl around breasts/pelvis
owo
No.77892
Nice Art
>>77890
FUCK
No.77893
Anonymous
>>77888
Kek
No.77894
Anonymous
>>77883
Bolter is cool.
No.77895
Anonymous
Replies:>>77897
>>77871
Because I want to marry a woman (Tessa).

>>77888
Bugretta. I'm tired of timid inaction.
No.77897
Anonymous
Image:173044966264.jpg(67kB, 436x484)IMG_20241027_063021.jpg
>>77895
Based
No.77898
Anonymous
Replies:>>77899
Image:173044996133.png(287kB, 1919x1371)dee L see.png
>>77875
It's true...
>>77877
That's good enough.
No.77899
Anonymous
>>77898
She has cute hair.
No.77900
Anonymous
Replies:>>77979
Image:173045045778.png(1.26MB, 2200x2864)691bfddffff1f5453a5846d435bd3e14.png
akita is so cute
No.77901
Anonymous
Replies:>>78027
All this talk about fetishes and deplorables lately is making me paranoid that we may have scatfags in our midst.

>>77735
I poke her tit.
No.77902
Anonymous
>>77877
It's enough to make me love her.
No.77903
Anonymous
Replies:>>77904
Image:173045108101.jpg(2.18MB, 1938x1423)IMG_3750.jpeg
>>77885
Cooler version without the weird nose
No.77904
Anonymous
>>77903
kino, good work anon
No.77905
Anonymous
Replies:>>77934
N with a little bit of extra tummy fat
No.77906
Anonymous
Replies:>>77912>>77934
Image:173045129380.jpg(910kB, 1499x1516)IMG_3755.jpeg
No.77907
Anonymous
Replies:>>77934
N getting a wee bit fat after settling down to live a comfy life with me (i cook him delicious dinners)
No.77908
Anonymous
>>77821
Literature of the highest caliber
No.77909
Anonymous
Replies:>>77913
>>77867
Anon that is the worse Solution i ever heard.
No.77910
Anonymous
Replies:>>77911
>>77859
Fellas, is it gay to lust after the sexiest fat man to walk the earth??
No.77911
Anonymous
>>77910
not if you say no homo
No.77912
Anonymous
>>77906
You see a man who is desperate to escape into fantasy
I see a man who knows exactly what he wants in a world where most people don't even know that
No.77913
Anonymous
Replies:>>77915
>>77909
Too late, 200,000 oogies are ready, with a million more well on the way!
No.77914
Anonymous
Replies:>>77916>>77917>>77918>>77920>>77929>>77933>>77976>>77982
Image:173045229699.jpg(2.11MB, 3500x2500)CalibernSpecfor.jpg
Just to take a break and draw something new I though up some more Sector 4 military background characters. These are like elite variations of Calibern's private security force and proto-Sentinel workers, of course borrowing heavily from the grunt/soldier drone idea although I will try to work some more of my own design flourishes in so it isn't just a carbon copy. I liked the concept of them and I'm a bit of a Zakufag so I was already primed to like them
The drones generally tote heavier weapons like the pictured heavy blazer rifle, grenade launchers, autoshotguns, shoulder fired rocket launchers, etc. Their team leads are made up of Solver War veterans transferred to S4 and given further specialized training. They often carry a variety of advanced weapons customized by them to suit their strengths but all of them are equipped with an EMP pistol, monomolecular combat knife and Mag-Gauntlet, which can both grab hold of drones to physically restrain them (useful for combatting Solver Witches) and accelerate small metal objects to bullet-like speeds.
They most often accompany Calibern researchers to Solver infected colonies for sample collection missions, capturing zombie drones and solver witches for transport to various labs for study, vivisection, and other experiments.
No.77915
Anonymous
Replies:>>77919
>>77913
Anon your plan is scaring and confusing me, why is a Bugretta now on the Senate?
No.77916
Anonymous
>>77914
Yay more thick soldier Drones!
No.77917
Anonymous
>>77914
I love military drones!
No.77918
Anonymous
>>77914
I really like their style, it looks very futuristic and I also like the idea of human officers.
No.77919
Anonymous
Replies:>>77922
>>77915
Anon why is bugretta wearing a black robe with its hood up?
No.77920
Anonymous
>>77914
Fuck I really got to develop the Army Drones concepts at some point
No.77921
Anonymous
Replies:>>77925
There's a Tread on drones on 4chan right now, just to you know.
No.77922
Anonymous
>>77919
Booooog!
No.77923
Anonymous
Replies:>>77924
Anon you son of a bitch, you helped elected a Bugretta to be a dictator!
No.77924
Anonymous
>>77923
It's better than having an Enn. I'd rather see this planet burn then have an Enn in office
No.77925
Anonymous
Replies:>>77926
>>77921
Cool.....fuck /co/
No.77926
Anonymous
Replies:>>77930
>>77925
Seriously, why does anyone still bother with it? Especially with the recent changes to the site, I don't feel like waiting 15 minutes to post. Are Anons just stupid as fuck? Did these dumbasses forget that this place exists? Hell maybe it's a good thing because they're that fucking stupid
No.77927
Anonymous
N’s stomach making funny noises after he eats
No.77928
Anonymous
N cuddling with me in bed after guzzling a whole bunch of oil
No.77929
Anonymous
>>77914
Would both
No.77930
Anonymous
Replies:>>77931>>77932
>>77926
Probably for the best, 4chan has been increasingly shit ever since m00t, that fucking faggot, left us. At this point it basically seems to be populated primarily by brainrotted soyteens, twitter tourists and tumblr refugees who needed somewhere new to be drama whores after their host site banned porn.
No.77931
Anonymous
>>77930
>after their host site banned porn.
Poor bastards.
No.77932
Anonymous
>>77930
imagine not using every site
No.77933
Anonymous
Replies:>>77935>>77937
>>77914
Question what is calibern labs?
No.77934
Anonymous
Replies:>>77936>>77938>>77939>>77941
>>77905
>>77906
>>77907
>MILF Tessa is looking herself in the mirror decked in lingerie, gerterbelts and heels
>She puts her hands behind her head and strikes a pose
>She holds it for a second
>Then she sighs and stops
>Her body is all flabby
>She looks herself all around in the mirror
>Not admiring but judging, as if she is inspecting damages
>And that paunch on her lower belly
>Everyone tells her she is overreacting but it is making her insecure and she sees it larger than it is
>She pinches it with a pout
>A pair of arms hug her from behind and lift her off her feet
>"H-Hey!"
>"Hey you. Admiring yourself? I do it all the time."
>Matching rings glisten in each's finger
>Tessa's heels clack as you put her down
>But you don't let go
>"I don't understand what you're so insecure about. Your body is beautiful. You have no idea of the powerful and seductive influence of a woman's mature beauty. To a young man it is as obvious as the sun. I'm lucky I haven't had to fight over you yet! And this."
>"Hey!" protests Tessa as you put your hand on her small paunch
>"This is cute. It is like a beauty mark."
>You plant a kiss on her shoulder
>"I love you, Tessa. All of you. Forever and always."
>Tessa can't suppress her smile anymore
>"A charmer like you could had any woman."
>"No other woman is Tessa James Elliott. My wife and mother of my children."
>Tessa turns in your embrace and puts her arms around you
>"I love you so much." she says
>Tessa fades
>The manor around you fades
>Your children, your clothes, your life
>"Me too, Tessa. Me too."
>You are lying in bed, alone and unpresentable
>A painful past, no future
>Alienated, dienfranchised, supressed
>The changes in the world are depriving you of the things you loved and hoped for
>All you have left are fantasies to warm your heart with
>A pointless existence in the end times
>Waifufaggotry is a drug
No.77935
Anonymous
>>77933
it lab
No.77936
Anonymous
Replies:>>77939
>>77934
Neat
No.77937
Anonymous
Replies:>>77940>>77981
Image:173045691693.png(1.81MB, 875x1250)Antagonists.png
>>77933
They're an organization I originally created to be antagonists in my first large Murder Drones fanfic. Calibern are a very old tech and military research company dating back to pre-interstellar colonization. Sometime in the 2990s they're absorbed by JCJenson and become a subsidiary company.
During the nebulous Office AU/Solver War AU time period they gain a lot of power over a region of space called Sector 4, and make up the core of the same-name Research Team 4. Their biggest contribution to the war effort is a line of Sentinel drones based on captured Disassemblers.
They're defined by a focus on developing the most advanced technology possible as fast as possible with little to no care for ethics or morality. The company is broken up into three major divisions, Biological Research, Robotics Research and [NULL] Research, which should all be pretty self-explanatory.
No.77938
Anonymous
Replies:>>77939
>>77934
Why are you doing this to me, anon? What have I done to you that you hate me so much?
No.77939
Anonymous
Image:173045814084.jpg(121kB, 720x750)1716580220378336.jpg
>>77934
>>77936
>>77938
>S N A P B A C K T O R E A L I T Y
No.77940
Anonymous
Replies:>>77956
>>77937
Hmm neat, are there anymore faction?
No.77941
Anonymous
>>77934
I like the greentext and I didn't read the end
No.77942
Anonymous
Replies:>>77943>>77944>>77945
What lightsaber color would Beretta have?
>Think Old EU where they still had meanings
No.77943
Anonymous
>>77942
Purple
No.77944
Anonymous
>>77942
She'd definitely use a Qixoni crystal for the power crystal, a gift from her Auntie Cyn
No.77945
Anonymous
>>77942
green
No.77946
Anonymous
Replies:>>78026
>>77735
Draw this with Phi.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7966927?q=parent%3A7966914
No.77947
Anonymous
Psychopomp #animation #art #cartoonyoutube thumb
She fit as a vicker girl
No.77948
Anonymous
Image:173045972807.png(455kB, 1200x2238)172882974036.png
I love this version of Tessa
No.77949
Anonymous
>>77370
Snek
No.77950
Anonymous
>>77885
Sauce?
No.77951
Anonymous
Replies:>>77952>>77972
What would happen if you put a drone in SCP-914 through the Very Fine setting?
No.77952
Anonymous
Replies:>>77954
>>77951
It would turn into the mommiest Harper.
No.77953
Anonymous
Replies:>>77955>>77958
Lab-Grown Human Brain Living in a Virtual Worldyoutube thumb
No.77954
Anonymous
Replies:>>77957
>>77952
Anon…
No.77955
Anonymous
>>77953
>Drones are human souls
No.77956
Anonymous
Replies:>>77970
>>77940
In that loosely connected AU there are several, but no others that I created.
No.77957
Anonymous
Replies:>>77967
>>77954
Harper is a very fine drone.
No.77958
Anonymous
Replies:>>77959>>77961
>>77953
>When Dr Holly IS the Ethics Committee
No.77959
Anonymous
Replies:>>77963
>>77958
She such a silly goober
No.77961
Anonymous
>>77958
She makes sure that human material is spent efficiently.
No.77962
Anonymous
Image:173046637658.jpg(56kB, 1056x904)GYaq2JKaAAA_EZd.jpeg
I purchase a group of mini-admech today since I heard they keep oogies out of the kitchen
No.77963
Anonymous
Replies:>>77964
>>77959
I would offer sex just to see what would happen during and after.
No.77964
Anonymous
Replies:>>77965>>77966
>>77963
Nerdy girls have the most fucked up fetish last I heard, so good luck on surviving
No.77965
Anonymous
Replies:>>77968
>>77964
>surviving
>implying she will let him die
No.77966
Anonymous
>>77964
I draw a soft line on bodily harm and a hard line on piss and shit.
No.77967
Anonymous
Replies:>>77973
>>77957
Anon, your mother fetishism is showing.
Harper is motherly only to one person, that being her daughter.
The rest of the time she’s a cool big sister figure
No.77968
Anonymous
Replies:>>77969>>77973
>>77965
Which one that you could survive

Giantessa or holly?
No.77969
Anonymous
>>77968
I'd prefer Holly just because there's a chance she could actually be pumped full of 'data', whereas giantessa would make that next to impossible
No.77970
Anonymous
>>77956
Nta but doesn’t the Armitage network count as a faction?
No.77971
Anonymous
I Tortured this AI Dog in an Escape Chamber for 1000 Simulated Yearsyoutube thumb
N would love this
No.77972
Anonymous
Replies:>>77980
>>77951
>Rough: A haphazardly shredded drone.
>Coarse: Assorted materials that make a drone.
>1:1: A labour bot.
>Fine: A disassembly drone.
>Very Fine: [NULL]
No.77973
Anonymous
>>77968
I fancy I could convince Holly to not kill me so that we can observe the aftereffects of whatever she did to me. Giantessa can't be reasoned with. She would rampage on your spirit's house until she is spent or tazed too much.

>>77967
I like other people's moms.
No.77974
Anonymous
>>77735
>>77757
*hersheys (heresyes)
No.77975
Anonymous
I want to kiss Femdrone really bad
No.77976
gruntanon
>>77914
nice. love your spin on the soldier drone concept and the armored human counterpart. if they shared the same universe as the grunt drones I could see them being the far more effective and efficient successors to the grunts.
the grunts would stick around as cannon fodder because they were cheaper to produce, and see these soldier drones as "big sisters/brothers" despite being the older models by far.
No.77977
Anonymous
>>77890
KEK
> wings as hands
nice
No.77978
Anonymous
>>77681
cute af N pic. extremely kissable
No.77979
Anonymous
Replies:>>78005>>78025
>>77900
> Akita is that sized compared to Cynwalker
> Tessa was already very short
Akita be TINY
No.77980
Anonymous
Replies:>>77995
>>77972
putting a DD in SCP-914
>Rough: writhing viscera
>Coarse: assorted endoskeletal structures from a DD, both biological and mechanical
>1:1: a standard B.O.X.O unit
>Fine: a Sentinel Drone
>Very Fine: a microscopic fraction of a Hyper Drone
No.77981
Anonymous
>>77937
those dudes are holding p90s arent they
No.77982
Anonymous
>>77914
Thick
No.77983
Anonymous
Replies:>>77984>>77990>>78029
>You ask Holly for sex
>Nobody talks to her unless they have to
>She asks if you have to have sex with her
>You want to say "Yes doctor, if I don't have sex with you, I will die!" but you know better than to miscommunicate with her
>You tell her no and that you just want to try it
>You are the only person to approach her willingly
>That makes you an oddity, and Holly studies oddities as a hobby
>She makes you her boyfriend project
>Now your weeks end on Friday and start on Monday
>Every Monday morning you wake up to Holly saying stuff like "I cleaned your muscle fibres of calcium deposits" or "You won't be needing glasses anymore" or "I replaced your liver with an expensive model. My treat."
>You haven't watched Saturday morning cartoons with Harper for weeks
No.77984
Anonymous
Replies:>>77985
>>77983
Can she talk normally sometimes?
No.77985
Anonymous
Replies:>>77986
>>77984
You're asking too much
No.77986
Anonymous
Image:173047161257.jpg(229kB, 1396x2047)GWGCc8_WsAA05x2.jpeg
>>77985
I am a very curious person
No.77987
Anonymous
>>77491
That's not surprising. But what is this even? It looks like some sort of draft/sketch layered over the final version of teh drawing.
No.77988
Anonymous
Replies:>>77989>>77991>>78046
Image:173047176706.jpg(104kB, 850x1063)sample_bd73588d11980ef27f16162c8c034d87.jpg
No.77989
Anonymous
Replies:>>77996>>77998>>78046
>>77988
Kinda sucks that he didn't upload the maid Cyn images because people had a freakout
No.77990
Anonymous
Replies:>>77992
>>77983
Wife material

>(she replaced her molecules with “wife material” and then injected you with serum to replace your molecules with “husband material”, total expenditure: $270,000,000)
No.77991
Anonymous
>>77988
Please wear clothes cyn
No.77992
Anonymous
>>77990
So cheap
No.77993
Anonymous
Replies:>>77994
>>77512
What's with the blue suit? Is Cyn supossed to be a TF2 spy disguised as Tessa?
No.77994
Anonymous
>>77993
> suit
> paper mask
No.77995
Anonymous
Replies:>>77999
>>77980
>>Very Fine: a microscopic fraction of a Hyper Drone
I was thinking more like a Solverpede.
No.77996
Anonymous
Replies:>>78000
>>77989
???
No.77997
Anonymous
Replies:>>78001>>78011>>78018
>“Hey..”
>John jolted where he sat but stopped himself in the same instant. It was okay - it was just Beretta.
>She’d helped him find those medical supplies when she could’ve killed him.
>She was… tolerable.
>“How’s it going?”
>John shrugged.
>“You know we’re having a Halloween party . You’re welcome to come.”
>“I’m not ready yet. I can stand you and the DDs, but… old habits die hard. It’ll probably be a while before I can get used to the others.”
>Beretta walked up behind him, hands still jammed into her hoodie’s pouch.
>“What are you doing?”
>She realized that could be a bit rude to ask and tried to do damage control as soon as she said it.
>“I- I mean, if you want to tell me, I don’t wanna pry or-!”
>“Nah. you’re fine. I’m just… celebrating in my own way. “
>John lit another one of the emergency candles he’d dug out of some supply kits, pushing it in line with a few others.
>The row of dim lights flickered, the flames sputtering on old wicks.
>“Back on Earth, some of my extended family celebrated Dios de los Muertos. It was kinda like Halloween, but… different. A day later, for one thing. A celebration of the people we loved who died. Remembering them.”
>Beretta took a seat next to John, looking over the area he’d laid out in front of him.
>Names were scrawled with some chalk, crude portraits drawn alongside.
>“I can’t do any of the stuff I used to be able to. I don’t have any of their pictures any more, and their faces are fuzzy… I don’t have any of the decorations or anything… so I made do with this.”
>“Do you miss them?”
>John paused as he began to light the last candle. He winced as the match burnt his fingers, waving them out.
>“I… I don’t know. I miss a lot of things, but at the same time I’m glad they aren’t here. To be stuck like me. Or to see me like this.”
>“That’s kinda heavy, man.”
>The human snorted.
>“I live off scraps of barely edible stuff I find day-to-day, Beretta. I guess that I can be thankful for a couple things, though.”
>“Like what?”
>“Well, the fact that I’ve got a friend, at least.”
>Beretta smiled.
>“And also the fact that I haven’t lost my marbles completely yet. When I do, though, you better throw me out of the bunker before your friends eat me. I’d like to die intact, thanks.”
>“WDs don’t eat flesh, dummy. “
>She glanced at the apparition of Cyn that smugly flickered in the corner of sight.
>“Well, they typically don’t. Anyway, I’ll leave you with your little shrine.”
>“Wait. I… I think I’ll go to the party after all.”
>“Really? Will you be okay?”
>John glanced at the candles, the earliest ones already burning low. Everything ends eventually - what matters is what you make of the time you’ve got.
>“I’m… willing to give it a shot. It’s not like there’s much left to lose now anyway, but there’s still a chance to gain.”
>“Right on!”
>Beretta and John walked back out the door.
>“I know my dad and Eye will be glad to see you. Both were worried.”
>“I’ll thank N, but Eye really needs to back off…”
>Beretta laughed.
>The candles would burn a little longer before flicking out one by one.
>Perhaps that was for the best.
No.77998
Anonymous
Replies:>>78000>>78046
>>77989
What is that supposed to mean?
No.77999
Anonymous
>>77995
don’t presume to know SCP-914
its reach is long and bends in strange directions
No.78000
Anonymous
Replies:>>78002>>78003>>78023>>78046
>>77996
>>77998
nta
Twittoids are hyperniggerfags that think Cyn is “literally a child” and that draw lewd pictures of her is “child porn”
No.78001
Anonymous
>>77997
>John & Beretta greentext
Holy based, thank you writefren!
No.78002
Anonymous
Replies:>>78006
>>78000
they whined about maid Cyn but not Cyn wearing Tessa's corpse? what the fuck kinda morals are those?
No.78003
Anonymous
Replies:>>78006
>>78000
Wait, people are okay with porn of a drone using a dead body for a suit, ¿¿and they are going mental for porn of a plain robot in a maid dress??
No.78004
Anonymous
Replies:>>78007>>78017>>78019
Image:173047356640.jpg(610kB, 1284x1082)IMG_7051.jpeg
oh right glitchx is today. can't say I'm expecting much in the way of md
No.78005
Anonymous
>>77979
She's not much taller than Uzi, per Lilblucat.
No.78006
Anonymous
>>78002
>>78003
This sort of thing is why I say that if they had been born back in the day wokies would have been Bible thumpers burning D&D stuff for "promoting Satanism".
No.78007
Anonymous
>>78004
>he doesn’t know about the season 2 announcement
No.78008
Anonymous
Replies:>>78009>>78012
ATTENTION: It is officially Nullplay November. Please ensure that all Anatomy Adapters have been properly uninstalled by the start of your next shift. HoDR thanks you for your mandatory compliance!
No.78009
Anonymous
>>78008
the chaste kissing and handholding is gonna go CRAZY this month
can’t wait
No.78010
Anonymous
Has anyone here played Selaco? The game recently got a randomiser update they call Special Campaign.
No.78011
Anonymous
>>77997
Thanks for such sensual green, anon.
No.78012
Anonymous
>>78008
>nullplay month
that wont stop me from humping my drones
No.78013
Anonymous
Replies:>>78016
Image:173047516327.jpg(263kB, 1736x1558)173024512753.jpg
How am i suppose to endure no nut(ting to doll) November?
No.78015
Anonymous
>>77806
>N is not actually using J's pigtails in any sort of way.

Also why did you put Sonic seething in the background?
No.78016
Anonymous
>>78013
>You can't nut to Doll's body
>You can't nut to Doll's ghost (it looks too much like her body)
>You CAN nut to Doll's core
Are you strong enough to do what must be done?
No.78017
Anonymous
>>78004
>Glitch is proud to announce a collaboration between MD and Fortnite
>Brainlets rejoice, while Liam and the enlightened fans weep
No.78018
Anonymous
Image:173047693646.jpg(76kB, 398x500)1558490676421.jpg
>>77997
a bit of happiness for John and Beretta
No.78019
Anonymous
Replies:>>78020
>>78004
Didn't read a single word, I want to fuck that mascot
No.78020
Anonymous
>>78019
TRVKE
No.78021
Anonymous
Replies:>>78022
Image:173047756856.jpg(990kB, 1920x768)6b02b49fb63166360f237l0a0afc1468.jpg
>the oogis infesting your apartment are all dead
>their little bodies splayed across your kitchen floor with self-inflicted wounds, little shivs laying next to each of their hands
>their blood pours pours into channels carved into your linoleum, forming a circle inside of which is a five pointed star, in the center is a single, untouched strawberry
>the fruit, admittedly, looks downright delicious, like something you'd see in a commercial
>it's bright, shining red exterior is firm and unmarred and topped with a perfect sprig of green leaves
>your land-lord was not going to believe this shit
>sighing you turn to grab some paper towels from the countertop
>behind you, the oogi blood begins to boil, the air swirling
>the oogi bodies are wrapped in tentacles as black as midnight, pulled into the earth with a sickening squelch
>the hair on the back of your neck stands on end
>it's then that you feel the air behind you get pushed out of place, as if something big appeared out of nowhere
>two huge, soft, hefty bags of jiggly flesh make themselves known as they are dropped on your shoulders, so large they stick out past your noise
>the scent of unwashed fem neet is unmistakable
>a hand, large yet feminine explores the contours of your jaw, running tenderly down to the nape of your neck
>"My servants were correct," it speaks from behind you, it's war breath tickling the top of your head
>"you are husband material."
No.78022
Anonymous
>>78021
Need cthuluanon...
No.78023
Anonymous
>>78000
guess we need to wait for the kemono upload
No.78024
Anonymous
>>77870
This shit is aces, keep it up
No.78025
Anonymous
Replies:>>78028>>78031
Image:173047900855.jpg(103kB, 2296x1080)1101.jpg
>>77979
Tessa appears to be the same height as DD!N, so she's not short. Akita is probably the same height as Uzi, or taller which would be funny.
No.78026
Anonymous
>>77946
Well that was something to open in public. I am busy with college work and im not in a drawing mood at the moment but ill think about it
No.78027
Anonymous
>>77901
There are no tits in those cups, only hollow air
No.78028
Anonymous
>>78025
Akita's slightly taller than Uzi, yes.
No.78029
Anonymous
Replies:>>78030>>78034>>78066
>>77983
>You and Holly try for a baby.
>After a few rounds one night, a green dot lights up on the back of her wrist.
>“That was it. I am officially fertilized.”
>Still sweaty, completely naked, and generally disheveled, she immediately gets out of bed and walks over to her desk.
>Sitting in her chair, she puts on her glasses and boots up CRISPR to edit the embryo’s DNA.
Hey, wait, you don’t need to do that!
>She spins around to face you.
>She's quite a sight.
>“Why not? I merely aim to create the smartest, strongest, most thoughtful child on the planet as a monument to both you and myself.. Gene editing is the best way to ensure that is the case.”
Uh, well… I mean, it’s OUR kid. There’s no way that you and I could make anything less than the best kid from the jump, right? Consider it an experiment.
>She pauses, thinking.
> “… I suppose we could try having a child like that. As a control group, to compare to our future offspring. We will need to create many more to better investigate family hierarchical structures, sibling dynamics to be implemented in Sentinel teams to improve cohesion, favorable environmental conditions for educational and vocational experiences…”
>She trails off into mumblings of the scientific advancements to be had. You sigh, a little amused.
I love you, Holly.
>She breaks out of her stream of consciousness and makes brief eye contact before quickly turning away.
>It’s hard to see, since the computer screen is providing the only light in your bedroom, but you think she’s blushing.
>“… I…. I am very attached to you as well.”
>She is quiet for a second before adjusting her glasses.
>“However, I retain the right to provide augmentation to our child if anything vitiates its ability and it expresses requisite desire for augments. Also, I insist on at least editing out the ability to contract malaria, posthaste.”
Holly, just come back to bed.
>“But neither you nor I require more than two hours of sleep.”
Holly. Just… y’know?
>“Truly, your whims still confound me. I WILL understand you and these… feelings, one day.”
>She shuts down the gene editor and rejoins you.
>Bliss.
No.78030
Anonymous
>>78029
I don't even know if the child's life will be heaven because he will have an incredibly wealthy mother and loving father, or hell because his mother is a crazy psychotic scientist and he will be born into a world where there is a desperate war against SATAN.

Nice green, anon.
No.78031
Anonymous
Replies:>>78035
>>78025
Tessa is an utter womanlet
No.78032
Anonymous
Replies:>>78033>>78052
Image:173048261918.png(43kB, 500x647)1bf56bc364838c5f7394f2077bc4e31e.png
dead
No.78033
Anonymous
>>78032
let people rest
No.78034
Anonymous
>>78029
aww cute
........... Kill anon for holly character developer.
No.78035
Anonymous
Replies:>>78036
>>78031
She's gotta be, what, 15 at most?
No.78036
Anonymous
Replies:>>78040>>78044
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>>78035
her age is intentionally left vague. it's probably best to assume Tessa's some kind of an adult. considering she was at least Meant to be at the gala till her drone's caused her to get in trouble.
her body shape is not a good guess of age. judging on this from glitch in her head isn't either. the other humans would of had bobble heads too. but they looked a little bad so they went with normal human ones
No.78037
Anonymous
Replies:>>78039>>78043>>78057
Image:173048357775.jpg(80kB, 816x876)my bloodline ended the moment i created her Jesus my anscestors are DEFINITELY crying from heaven.JPG
'notha wip, this was a pain in the ass to draw
No.78038
Anonymous
Llama with Hats but with Tessa and Cyn.

Drones with bows
No.78039
Anonymous
>>78037
Yeehaw
No.78040
Anonymous
Replies:>>78041>>78042
>>78036
>it's probably best to assume Tessa's some kind of an adult
>Has toys in her room
>Lives with her parents
>Gets chained to her room
No.78041
Anonymous
>>78040
you really think they'd ever buy her entertainment more than once? those were good enough for her as a toddler and they're just as good now. she doesn't need a phone or PS8
No.78042
Anonymous
>>78040
>Has toys in her room
a lot of adult's now a days have toy's in their room. even then we see Cyn play with them not tessa.

>Lives with her parents
a lot of adults now a day's live with their parents.

>Gets chained to her room
even adult's can be abused by their parents anon.

btw
Tessa's actively Packing up her room as well. you can see all kinds of pink suit cases scattered around.
No.78043
Anonymous
>>78037
This is really big iron.
No.78044
Anonymous
Image:173048427635.jpg(213kB, 1693x955)zOlLMG694133.jpg
>>78036
>her head isn't either. the other humans would of had bobble heads too. but they looked a little bad so they went with normal human ones
Yeah. Tessa is the only human designed in Vickers style (head aspect ratio, neck, hair style, size of the eyes).
It also helps give her a more youthful appearance than the rest of the humans have.
Other than the Victorian/Gothic theme, giving everyone hats helps obscure the difference in head size between Tessa and the others.
No.78045
Anonymous
Replies:>>78051
Image:173048464177.jpg(30kB, 480x480)......jpg
>it's probably best to assume Tessa's some kind of an adult
>her body shape is not a good guess of age
No.78046
Anonymous
>>77988
I should start editing Cynwalker lewds into Tessa lewds.

>>77989
>>77998
>>78000
This is why you have to stand your ground whenever you meet these retards. They make no sense. They are out to make themselves feel good by forcing themselves upon you.
No.78047
Anonymous
Replies:>>78055>>78080
>Sparky, SD-V, Doll, Thad and Tessa are locked in a room together
What would happen?
No.78049
Anonymous
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>>77870
>J put herself together.
>The battle raged around her.
>Without her.
>What to think of what had happened?
>True, she hadn't managed to land a single hit, but had she not demonstrated her loyalty by standing with rather than against Cyn like everyone else in the vicinity? Why did that not count for anything?

>J wasn't wrong.
>Hadn't been wrong.
>She hadn't gotten sufficient results, that was it.
>A well-run company would hardly go to bat for a chronically under-performing department.
>J needed to step up to the plate and demonstrate her value proposition.
>She'd been naive to think that fuzzy ideals like teamwork were all she needed.
>If that was truly how she felt, she was no better than N.
>Or that toaster.
>Let them build a 'team' on shoddy sentiments and wild delusion.
>Hers would be established -and membership earned- through merit and excellence.
>It wouldn't be long until Cyn was forced to see the value of a team.

>J flew back into the heat of battle.
>The frigid heat.
>Uzi had lodged her pick-axe in Cyn, who had covered herself with a trembling hologram of a dying N.
>Uzi had clearly fallen for it.
>She stretched out a hand toward the changeling as if, even if that were the real N, regret and sorrow alone could restore him.
>Clearly, no thoughts of battle remained in her head.
>Just concern for her partner.
>Their team's weak link was exposed.
>That was all the opportunity J needed.

>She launched into a spin-attack, revolving gracefully.
>The twin-tailed turbine spiraled through the air, blades at the ready.
>The rush of air had forced her tail and her hair into formation with the elegant spiral of her body.
>She looked gorgeous as she dove for the kill.
> J was getting to the heart of the matter.
>Uzi, the false hope of two fools, the one who'd ruined everything, who would soon be zeroed out.
>She could imagine the look of pride on Her face as J served up Uzi's core on a platter.

>Light flashed and metal clanged and V was there, intercepting for Uzi.
>N came from the other side, moving to free Uzi from her trance.

>The three of them were- were a team.
>A winning team.
>A final team.
>They were working together, preserving each other, defending and covering for each other.
>N and V had moved like fingers of one hand, coordinated in a way that the lopsided combination of Cyn and J could never match.
>The trio were a collection of psychological pathologies, a laughable and pathetic bunch thrown together by an unending stream of coincidences, held together by the heavy hand of fate.
>Somehow, in their unity, something powerful emerged.
>Something that could stare in the face of the Absolute and think only of how to slice that face to pieces.
34/???
No.78050
Anonymous
Replies:>>78053>>78056>>78058
Image:173048499307.jpg(75kB, 883x851)pew pew.JPG
>She got a big iron on her hip~
No.78051
Anonymous
Replies:>>78054
>>78045
Nta but her body looks pretty damn goCOUGH developed. Personally I think she is somewhere between 16-18 but also it doesn't matter to me. AoC in my country is less than 18 and also she is a fictional character.
No.78052
Anonymous
>>78032
Next thread
No.78053
Anonymous
>>78050
I should make a mod that plays the Dollars Trilogy ost.
No.78054
Anonymous
Replies:>>78059
>>78051
those polygons were only 17 yrs 11mo 29days old, you sick fuck
No.78055
Anonymous
>>78047
Carnage.
No.78056
Anonymous
>>78050
She looks cool.
No.78057
Anonymous
>>78037
joker cowboy
No.78058
Anonymous
>>78050
Ivory gives uppies to Sentinels
No.78059
Anonymous
Replies:>>78061
>>78054
Imagine if sexbots became real and you told these people that they have to wait an additional 18 years or they are pedophiles.
No.78060
Anonymous
Replies:>>78064
stepping on N’s soft-ish belly with my pink boots and slowly increasing the pressure
No.78061
Anonymous
>>78059
they’re talking about tessa
No.78062
Anonymous
Replies:>>78064
hurting N’s tummy by crushing it too hard
No.78064
Anonymous
>>78060
>>78062
>Doing exactly this to a femanon but with black boots.
No.78065
Anonymous
Image:173048610474.png(51kB, 379x376)Christmas Filled V.png
New Thread my Friends! Halloween is over, you know what that means.
>>78063 >>78063
>>78063 >>78063
>>78063 >>78063
>>78063 >>78063
>>78063 >>78063
No.78066
Anonymous
>>78029
Very cute Anon! I think she would actually worry about having a child, there are all the obvious issues like dealing with the normal inconveniences of pregnancy, but also I think deep down she'd worry about being a poor parent. There is at least some part of her that recognizes her own childhood situation was bizarre, awful and full of neglect. She understands that her natural demeanor and her job would be at odds with properly raising a child. If she did though I imagine she'd approach the problem like any other, as a puzzle box to be solved for.
No.78080
Anonymous
>>78047
Like, the actual Tessa?
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