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No.77096
Murder Drones (#72)Anonymous
Replies:>>77098>>77101
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Hi my lovely Friends! And Happy Halloween, muajajaja!
Hope you doing nice this day and I hope you eat a lot of candy if you want to eat candy.
Let's talk about the Drones in this Spooky festivity, and talk about what they will do this Spooky day, what do you think?
Hope you have an awesome day.
The Spooky Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Last Scary Thread: >>76049
The wheel of Terrifying OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/8hc-stc
Wuuuuu, so scary.
No.77098
Anonymous
Replies:>>77100
>>77096
Good to see you, smilanon! Thanks so much for creating new Threads for us on a regular basis.

How are you?
No.77099
Anonymous
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No.77100
Anonymous
Replies:>>77102
>>77098
Good to see you too Friend.
Sleepy, I just woke up. How are you my Friend?
No.77101
Anonymous
Replies:>>77104
>>77096
Aw dammit. I was just now writing an OP inspired by Tales From The Crypt for Halloween.
No.77102
Anonymous
Replies:>>77103
>>77100
I am good, just returned to home after university. What do you plan to do today?
No.77103
Anonymous
Replies:>>77105
>>77102
Probably just a goofy green, and I'll try to draw something, a funny small thing.
No.77104
Anonymous
>>77101
You could still share it Friend! Sounds interesting.
No.77105
Anonymous
>>77103
Thank you, smileanon, It will definitely be interesting.
No.77106
Anonymous
Replies:>>77110
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Loafs have come to celebrate Halloween.
No.77107
Anonymous
Image:173037877571.jpg(30kB, 480x368)its done.jpg
I am going to eep now as it's 9 am
I still need to proofread
Elf either today or tomorrow
No.77108
Anonymous
Replies:>>77128
Image:173037927901.png(230kB, 409x606)3RiF_cLMquY edit.png
>You wake up
>You are old
>Your muscles have turned to liquid under your skin and people would feel your bones if they were to hug you
>You can't get up properly anymore
>Instead you perform a maneuver that involves twisting and grunting
>You put your feet on the floor
>Halfway there
>You lean forward, grab your bedside table and pull to assist your liftoff
>Finally you stand up
>There is a device that looks like a blackened metal sculpture made out of a torture device in the corner
>"Bitch" you say out loud
>She moved it again
>With unsteady steps and arms spread you make your way to it
>Your Maid V enters the bedroom
>"Master. Let me help you."
>"Rack off."
>You swing your hand to motion for her to stay away and accidentally hit her on the visor (but not hard)
>She steps back with a hand on her face and growls internally
>You enter the device and activate it
>The device sings it's daily litany of whirrs and clicks as it locks and tightens around you like a form-fitting medieval cage
>With this exoskeleton you can now move on your own
>You go about your day
>"Master, let me make you breakfast." says V
>"Rack off."
>"Master, let me get that for you."
>"Rack off."
>"Master, let me prepare you a bath."
>"Rack off."
>"I must insist on the bath."
>"Oh! Okay. That may be for the best."
>"Master. Master! Put down the chainsaw and listen to me!"
>"Rack off, I'm busy!"
>"Master, you shouldn't be carrying those heavy boxes at your age!"
>"Rack off."
>V pouts and stomps her foot
>"Rack off, rack off. I'm your helper bot, Master! Why won't you let me help you?"
>Her outburst surprises you a little
>You look at her
>This child-sized, child-looking creation of Man
>The sun reflects on her white synthetic hair
>V exhumes innocence like a lamp radiates light that illuminates it's surroundings
>Her body is strong and doesn't know age and fatigue like yours does
>She wasn't programmed with a fear of obsolescence or a desire to spare others of hardship despite this being her purpose
>It is coded into her as a fact that needs court no understanding that the most important maid drone is less than the least important human
>She is pouting up at you like a kid who wants to be taken seriously, with her balled fists pointing outwards on her sides
>She is beautiful
>You put down the boxes and place your hand on the drone's soft hair
>You move your hand around, petting her with a smile on your face
>"V, you are helping me every day just by being here."
>V becomes her mild self again
>She loves you but for the life of her she doesn't understand why you won't let her help you when you need help or why you show her affection when she steps out of line
>Truly, Man works in mysterious ways
>Somewhere far beyond time and space, incomprehensible in His vastness even by the denizens of higher planes, God the Allmaker looks at you with a smile
>Humanity
>So illogical
>So beautiful
No.77109
Anonymous
Its Lucy's big day!
Be nice to Lucy on this Halloween
No.77110
Anonymous
Replies:>>77111>>77113>>77274
>>77106
Thats it. I’m writing a loaf abuse green text
No.77111
Anonymous
>>77110
don't you see that's what they want?
No.77112
Anonymous
Well its working!
No.77113
Anonymous
Replies:>>77114>>77115>>77116
>>77110
>The oogies kidnap loaf Hope and torture her in sight of her helpless parents
>They communicate to the loaves that Hope's fate depends on if Loaf N and Loaf V will piss the purples off
>They use them as war elephants in their conflicts with other small creatures
No.77114
Anonymous
>>77113
oog warcrime when?
No.77115
Anonymous
>>77113
Oogie primal
No.77116
Anonymous
>>77113
Torch them all
No.77117
Anonymous
Replies:>>77118
Hound is depressed
No.77118
Anonymous
Replies:>>77120>>77121
>>77117
You should play some monopoly with him, I hear he loves monopoly
No.77119
Anonymous
Replies:>>77122>>77123
Teen Choice Awards - Family Guyyoutube thumb
every day I feel like I recognize these OCs less and less
No.77120
Anonymous
>>77118
gay
play MADNESS: Project Nexus
No.77121
Anonymous
>>77118
> loves monopoly
damn, he really is fucked in the head
No.77122
Anonymous
Replies:>>77125
>>77119
Why
No.77123
Anonymous
>>77119
Hug
No.77124
Anonymous
Image:173038622831.jpg(340kB, 2949x1737)C8CD2F2C-45FA-406C-8F83-1B564B834392.jpeg
I want to hug the Drone Dog
No.77125
Anonymous
>>77122
Probably because there is so many, thankfully unlike him I have severe autism and let's me remember 95% of them when someone asks me about one.
No.77126
Anonymous
Replies:>>77131>>77132
Image:173038661498.png(111kB, 1016x726)LucyDracula.png
Lucy!
No.77127
Anonymous
Replies:>>77129>>77130>>77280
What would fit Alice for halloween
No.77128
Anonymous
>>77108
That's literally how I'll behave when I turn into a walking wreck that only remotely resembles my current self, yet I have a worker drone V who will love me even if I'm an asshole.

Very good greentext, anon.
No.77129
Anonymous
Replies:>>77133
>>77127
Why not Di's outfit from Let's Split Up? I guess that's an easy mode answer. Maybe a scarecrow?
No.77130
Anonymous
Replies:>>77133
>>77127
Godzilla.
No.77131
Anonymous
>>77126
Baby
No.77132
Anonymous
>>77126
Lucy is cutie.
No.77133
Anonymous
>>77129
>>77130
Damn these are really good
No.77134
Anonymous
Replies:>>77138
Image:173038821967.png(197kB, 1007x622)BBbb.png
thinking of B again... I should put her in a halloween costume
No.77135
Anonymous
Replies:>>77137>>77148
Do you think there will be any mention about drones at GlitchX 2024? I know they've been concentrating on indianimations in this year, and Liam clearly hasn't had time to "rest" in the two months since the finale, but still, do you anons have a sliver of hope?
No.77136
Anonymous
Replies:>>77141
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Bugs
No.77137
Anonymous
Replies:>>77139>>77144
>>77135
Liam is going to reveal the 6.8 billion dollars they made on plastic JC Jenson pens has gone into drone research and will be unveiling the first iteration in GlitchX. Screenshot this post.
No.77138
Anonymous
>>77134
Big boobs is big good.
No.77139
Anonymous
>>77137
>2027, they are going to present the first drone ever
>The first drone created for some reason is full of cum
>The presentation has to end early to clean it
No.77140
Anonymous
Replies:>>77142>>77143>>77145>>77152>>77157>>77159
Image:173038898537.jpg(58kB, 841x846)smug from every angle.JPG
front facing Ivory is real
No.77141
Anonymous
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>>77136
...Would.
No.77142
Anonymous
Replies:>>77146>>77147
>>77140
Anon did you notice someone wrote a greentext with Ivory a thread or two ago?
No.77143
Anonymous
>>77140
target acquired
No.77144
Anonymous
>>77137
I thought he was gonna reveal the insect serium, where it's turn normal women's into cordie-like insect girls
No.77145
Anonymous
>>77140
I refuse to believe it
No.77146
Anonymous
Replies:>>77166
>>77142
not him but show me
No.77147
Anonymous
>>77142
I think so? not sure tbh
No.77148
Anonymous
>>77135
>Liam clearly hasn't had time to "rest" in the two months since the finale
wdym?
No.77149
Anonymous
Replies:>>77151
fukin bats get off mah screen >:(
No.77150
Anonymous
OC quirk: Lucy when not scaring people is seen laying in her Halloween decorated room in her coffin shaped bed humming The Citizens of Halloween - This Is Halloween (From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas")youtube thumb as she makes scare plans and lists her favorite slashers from most to least scary and sexy (you’ll never believe number 1)
No.77151
Anonymous
Replies:>>77155
>>77149
In reality, they are far away Uzis, yes, every single one is Uzis very far away, hide while you can or they are going to suck you dry
No.77152
Anonymous
Replies:>>77153
>>77140
Direct aiming at your penis.
No.77153
Anonymous
>>77152
MY BEEPIS?!
No.77155
Anonymous
>>77151
lil flying oogis
No.77157
Anonymous
>>77140
She is fren
No.77158
Anonymous
Replies:>>77160>>77161>>77162>>77164
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No.77159
Anonymous
>>77140
joker ivory.... does she make fucking cool jokes?
No.77160
Anonymous
>>77158
so fucing cool
nice job anon
could you do one for megatron? petty ples
No.77161
Anonymous
Replies:>>77163
>>77158
>Optimus Prime Vickers girling
No.77162
Anonymous
Replies:>>77163
>>77158
Tomboy Optimus...
No.77163
Anonymous
>>77161
>>77162
You have the figurines for that...anons...
No.77164
Anonymous
>>77158
>prime vickers girl posing
delete this....
No.77165
Anonymous
Replies:>>77375
You Wouldn't Want to Date a Lamiayoutube thumb
After watching this video, I need snek Tessa more
No.77166
Anonymous
>>77146
See >>75717
No.77167
Anonymous
Replies:>>77168
Video:173039177155.mp4(8.65MB / 0:02:28 / avc1, 480x480)KhanMeToTheDoor.mp4
How khan rizzed Nori
No.77168
Anonymous
>>77167
>Hey baby are you a door? Because I want to slide you up and down all night.
No.77169
Anonymous
Replies:>>77209
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This with Emily and a human
No.77170
Anonymous
Nori would actually fit very well under some floorboards. Perfect size.
No.77171
Anonymous
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Happy Halloween, /md/.
No.77172
Anonymous
Replies:>>77279
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I need to put a bulge on into her stomach
No.77173
Anonymous
Replies:>>77174>>77183>>77184
What character would celebrate halloween?
No.77174
Anonymous
>>77173
Sophie, and the monster hide from her horniness
No.77175
Anonymous
Replies:>>77180
Video:173039241759.mp4(430kB / 0:00:15 / avc1, 720x720)gE4GtvlWW7hE2Bvo.mp4
What is this new strange oogi?
No.77176
Anonymous
Replies:>>77178>>77181
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No.77177
Anonymous
Replies:>>77186>>77283
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Smoking weed everyday
No.77178
Anonymous
>>77176
>Once a cuck, always a cuck.
No.77179
Anonymous
Replies:>>77206
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No.77180
Anonymous
>>77175
Cyntipede possesed oogi, it tries to steal your enns.
No.77181
Anonymous
>>77176
Yes
No.77182
Anonymous
Replies:>>77204
>Be me.
>made the most piss poor mistake when it comes to trying to buy a house within my price range.
>Previously, I had been living with my parents for the past two years after graduating college with my bachelors degree in engineering.
>I was 20 years old when I first started. I’m now 26.
>Despite this, my mom and dad never cared that their grown ass son was still living with them but I had enough self-awareness to realize that I should find a place of my own.
>After searching through Dronelist to find an affordable home, I came across an ad.
>the house was your standard one floor, one bedroom house in some okayish looking suburb that was about a good 2-3 hour drive from my parents place. But the one thing that surprised me the most was how dirt cheap when compared to other one bedroom houses I had saw.
>“Talk about a fucking steal!”
>seeing a set of phone numbers attached to the ad, I immediately contacted the homeowners and they were overjoyed that I was interested in their home.
>Looking back, There were many red flags that I should have noticed but I was too blind and retarded to ever see them.
>Months later, the house was finally registered under my name.
>Once I gotten the key to my new house, I packed up all my things from out of my parents house and into my trailer.
Before I left, my parents told me how proud they were of me and to call them once I get there.
>After spending a couple of hours on the road, I had reached the street where my home is located.
>As I slowly went through the street looking for my address, I noticed a couple of feral Loaves roaming around. I never really did like those things as I always found them too weird to look at and annoying with the ‘popping’ noises they make.
>Granted the same thing can be said about Oogis but unlike Loaves, Oogis at least have intelligent enough to talk and look like miniature versions of drones but bug size.
>Loaves however barely look like drones and more like animals given that they eat, shit and actually fuck and spawn more of themselves, but even so they lack any significant animalistic features other than a tail, a fat short body and stubby legs. But the one thing I hate more about Loaves are the fact that they commit cannibalism and would straight up be willing to eat one another if given any circumstance.
>Like for god sake they’re supposed to be robots.
>WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE BLOOD AND ORGANS?!
>And little did I know, this was foreshadowing of what my life would be like from here on out.
>When I had finally reached my house, I wasted no time unloading everything from out of the trailer. Thankfully the previous homeowners let me have their furniture so I had clothes and some miscellaneous things to unpack.
>By the mid afternoon I finished unpacking just about everything. Having been exhausted from the drive as well as just doing this I decided it was about time I took a well deserved nap.
>Walking up to *MY* couch, I rested my entire body on the couch cushions as I let my eyes droop down so I could fall into a fulfilled sleep.
>*Pop!*
>My eyes shot open as I heard the all too familiar sound of a loaf. It was muffled from how close it sounded, the damn thing was on my porch.
>“Oh well, I at least I can shoo the thing awa–”
>*Pop!* *Pop!*
>“Huh?”
>After Hearing that 2nd pop. I noticed how different it was compared to the first. Immediately, I came to the conclusion that there was a second loaf there as well.
>“Oh god dammit, I just moved in.”
>Pulling myself from off the couch, I began walking towards the front door pissed. I wasn’t going to let these Cal-Art face looking fuckers mess up my brand new house.
>So I walked closer.
>*Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!*
>And closer.
>*Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!*
>And closer
>Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!* *Pop!*
>And as I reached the door, I opened it only to have my mouth drop in horror.
>Because throughout my Yard and patio there was a LARGE SWARM of loaves on my property! >there were so many of them popping all at once it sounded like a bunch of firecrackers going off.
>“What the fuck?!” I screamed at the top of my lungs so my voice won’t get drowned out by these shit heads and to scream them off. “Get the fuck outta here!”
>Much to no avail.
>I looked around to see how damage these things were causing and as I looked down to my feet I immediately felt disgust as I saw two Worker Loafs actually FUCKING right in front of me without a care in the world!”
>“Oh you disgusting little–!”
>Pulling one of my legs back, I Swung my foot at the two Loafs like i was kicking a soccer ball.
>The loaf that was getting its backdoor smashed in practically exploded the moment it made contact with the tip of my shoe. Chunks of Loaf Bits and gore splattered a small vicinity of the porch as well as my shoe.
>The partner that was riding said loaf however didn’t explode, instead it was actually sent flying for some good distance.
>*SCREEEEEEEEE—* SPLAT
>The loaf crashed head first onto the Cement walkway. The upper half of its smashes into fragments of scrap metal and brain matter as its LED eyes flickered out.
>Some of the loaves saw their dead friend and began to walk up to his head standing corpse.
>instead of Grieving for it like a normal animal, the small inner circle of loaves proceeds to RIP THROUGH the corpse’s body. Eating and ripping the body apart to get to the soft bits inside.
>I watched over in horror over my predicament, wondering how the actual fuck did I ended up here.
>As I tried to think what went wrong, my Brain finally pieced things together as I thought back to everything.
>From the eagerness of the previous homeowners and the furniture they left behind, the feral loaves I saw earlier ago roaming around the street when I was in the car and from the fact that the house was sold for dirt fucking cheap told me one thing.
>This entire neighborhood was infested with fucking Loafs!

1/?
No.77183
Anonymous
>>77173
Harper’s daughter wanted to go trick or treating.
So Harper proceeded to modify the whole base into an impromptu neighborhood
No.77184
Anonymous
>>77173
Lizzy
Nori
V (it's a great way to launder the bodies, passing them off as decorations)
No.77185
Anonymous
Replies:>>77188>>77192>>77346
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Ho would you take care of this Tessa?
No.77186
Anonymous
Replies:>>77187
>>77177
I can't believe Cyn is dead...
No.77187
Anonymous
Replies:>>77238
>>77186
Who killed her?
No.77188
Anonymous
>>77185
Using the power of the Absolute Solver to restore her with eldritch meat. She's gonna be a cannibalistic monster after that, but everything else on her will be okay again.
No.77189
Anonymous
Replies:>>77193>>77194
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I think she would look cool as one of those hot women painted in the sides of fighter planes idk.
No.77190
Anonymous
Replies:>>77200>>77202
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Disassembly drones on the street keep describing me as mlem-able, what do they mean?
No.77191
Anonymous
Replies:>>77202
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Man we are all gonna go insane
No.77192
Anonymous
>>77185
Bullet of Mercy.
No.77193
Anonymous
>>77189
Nice
No.77194
Anonymous
>>77189
Her hips are beautiful.
No.77195
Anonymous
Replies:>>77205>>77293
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No.77196
Anonymous
Replies:>>77217>>77228
Image:173039448440.jpg(255kB, 832x874)d26e0c0706e23de2caea4fb415b65d27.jpg
IT IS JANE’S BIRTHDAY
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
No.77197
Anonymous
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No.77198
Anonymous
Replies:>>77199
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No.77199
Anonymous
Replies:>>77201
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>>77198
No.77200
Anonymous
Replies:>>77208
>>77190
It's nothing anon, they just want to shove their long fat desasembly tongues down your throat.

[I wish the Y would stick her tongue down my throat.
No.77201
Anonymous
Replies:>>77203
Image:173039460655.jpg(324kB, 2048x1247)Ga38ygUWYAAD7hK.jpeg
>>77199
No.77202
Anonymous
>>77190
Keep you mouth closed and pay no attention to them, just hope they'll lose interest.
>>77191
>picrel
This and rapidly developing alcoholism
No.77203
Anonymous
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>>77201
No.77204
Anonymous
Image:173039467139.gif(14kB, 640x360)peppino-scream-pizza-tower.png
>>77182
>“What the fuck?!” I screamed at the top of my lungs so my voice won’t get drowned out by these shit heads and to scream them off. “Get the fuck outta here!”
No.77205
Anonymous
>>77195
Cheesed to meet
No.77206
Anonymous
Replies:>>77616
>>77179

just noticed Alice is scraping the wall with her other hand
No.77208
Anonymous
Replies:>>77214
>>77200
>Y holding your arms down by the wrists
>She has unbuttoned your shirt
>She says that you won't be killed because you are a prisoner of war but also that rape is a customary part of war
>She takes her sweet time running her tongue all over your chest, licking you like an ice cream while keeping you warm with her hot breath
No.77209
Anonymous
Replies:>>77211
>>77169
>>77207
why reposting
No.77210
Anonymous
Replies:>>77212>>77215>>77218
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No.77211
Anonymous
>>77209
I accidently press the wrong image
No.77212
Anonymous
Replies:>>77213
>>77210
Labor Tessa
No.77213
Anonymous
>>77212
>She going into a labor
No.77214
Anonymous
Replies:>>77220
>>77208
>Shuddering at the warm touch of her tongue, I say through clenched teeth in a trembling voice.
>"Тевтонская... сука." "Teutonic... bitch."
No.77215
Anonymous
>>77210
I love the art style but dislike how they didn't add anything to make it clear if it's meant to be wearing human skin. or is a robot and the didn't want to draw joint lines
or is a robot and it has an artificial skin over it.
or is a human wearing a costume
No.77216
Anonymous
Replies:>>77219>>77230>>77284>>77320>>77322>>77419
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This is your last fricking chance to tell me what each character dresses as for Halloween.
No.77217
Anonymous
Replies:>>77226>>77545
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>>77196
Erm, ACHKTUALLY... [pushes up glasses] Jane the Human was only conceived as a character on Halloween... [snorts a massive loogie] so the idea that she was ackthually BORN on Halloween is purely unsubstantiated conjecture, hehe... 🤓
No.77218
Anonymous
>>77210
The revolutionary court took note of the workers' requests and changed her sentence. Now she will be able to work off what her family stole from the working class.
No.77219
Anonymous
>>77216
N would be a werewolf
No.77220
Anonymous
Replies:>>77222>>77223>>77231
>>77214
I should learn how to write erotica.
No.77221
Anonymous
Replies:>>77224
Image:173039634296.jpg(634kB, 2048x2048)GaAi0O1bsAAR-uH.jpeg
Skinsuit kleiner
No.77222
Anonymous
>>77220
You're already doing great, just keep writing.
No.77223
Anonymous
>>77220
We need a full version of this Y green.
>Getting captured in war
>Held hostage by an weirdly cute DD gal
>She sexually assaults you with her tongue
so fuckin hot...
No.77224
Anonymous
>>77221
>four tentacles
Cringe
No.77225
Anonymous
Replies:>>77227>>77260>>77879
Image:173039674157.png(675kB, 818x866)Akita model wip33 textureing.PNG
primary body texturing is done. all I need to do is map out the clothing. finish texturing the wings and tail.
and finish by doing a small bit of gradient and detailing to the eyes since their organic
No.77226
Anonymous
Replies:>>77261
>>77217
And if I fucking killed you what then.
No.77227
Anonymous
>>77225
Awesome work, anon, she looks great.
No.77228
Anonymous
>>77196
Only a creature as vile as Jane would be born this day.
No.77229
Anonymous
Image:173039701104.jpg(349kB, 2048x2048)GbKHVSMWYAAXige.jpeg
Emo hunter
No.77230
Anonymous
Replies:>>77674
>>77216
V, Doll, and the teacher go as themselves
Khan goes as a door
Nori goes as her wolfgirlsona
Lizzy goes as either the final girl of the most recent slasher movie she watched or a beautiful woman of the sort monsters carry off on old posters, you know the kind
Uzi goes as a nightmarish monster that's disguised itself as a normal person because if everyone saw its true form they'd hate and fear it, nervous laughter
N goes as a shibe
No.77231
Anonymous
Replies:>>77236
Image:173039736947.png(198kB, 920x1099)Tessa gonna fucking insane yet again.png
>>77220
As an amateur smut writer I have a few basic tips if you're interested
>Pacing, be it for the 'build-up' or the 'action', is the first & arguably most important tool you'll want to practice on
>Erotica is a delicate dance between describing the lewdness in detail & describing the character(s) reaction to said lewdness in detail
>Exploring the deeper emotional intricacy behind the passion isn't strictly necessary, but it can go a long way towards making the story all the more "hot"
No.77232
Anonymous
Replies:>>77236
Image:173039766876.jpg(249kB, 1536x2048)GaqDRBNWoAAbUXu.jpeg
Would this be a solver mech?
No.77233
Anonymous
Replies:>>77234>>77237>>77239>>77251>>77258>>77348
Image:173039768310.png(4.02MB, 3000x5268)SHOCKING.png
No.77234
Anonymous
>>77233
Kinky
No.77235
Anonymous
Image:173039792263.jpg(187kB, 1600x1200)tumblr_2553003dc0317f1f736ce6ad667d1bf0_c55d40a8_2048.jpg
Bugs
No.77236
Anonymous
>>77231
I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

>>77232
Bitchin.
No.77237
Anonymous
>>77233
It looks amazing, anon!
No.77238
Anonymous
>>77187
Me.
No.77239
Anonymous
>>77233
She's about to attach an enormous schwanzstucker to N!
No.77241
Anonymous
Replies:>>77246>>77248>>77257>>77295>>77300
What are the OCs Halloween costumes
>inb4 John and Jane as robots
What about really?
No.77243
Anonymous
Replies:>>77252>>77263
Image:173039850879.png(860kB, 2562x1830)halloweeners.png
finished writing stuff for B and H on the booru, i'll continue with the rest of Osmium-4 characters later. kinda have a sick ass headache though, so i'm taking painkillers and going to sleep. let me know if my formatting is ass or y'know, if there are relevant details i could add later.
also, happy halloween and have a nice ween day/night.
No.77244
Anonymous
Replies:>>77264>>77267>>77281
Who smarter john or Eliza holly?
No.77246
Anonymous
>>77241
John dresses as TherapyAnon. Jane dresses as a slutty TherapyAnon.
No.77248
Anonymous
Replies:>>77527
>>77241
Harper dresses as Maka from Soul Eater
No.77249
Anonymous
Replies:>>77253>>77256>>77259>>77270>>77316
Image:173039860361.png(556kB, 2480x3508)IMG_3522.png
greetings beloved anons! it is I, Fugue :), and I come bearing grand news! as you know, it’s Halloween! the where the vale between our world and the next is most thin, and as you may know, it’s also my birthday! I was thinking of something interesting to post on this most hallowed day and I remembered a post about an “eclectic Murder Drones themed TTRPG when?” and I remember distinctly a reply to that post saying “October 31st”, and so with inspiration I made haste to create such a thing!
BEHOLD:

>https://files.catbox.moe/31jehf.pdf

it’s not very well made (I did write it in 3 days to meet a deadline) the early sections need MASSIVE rewrites and I left out the entire monster manual section I was going to write at the end but again 3 days!!!, nevertheless I think it’s a pretty good start and I would love to see your feedback ;)

Also the formatting in the pdf is messed up and i haven’t had much luck fixing it, I apologize, I will look into it more

Also here’s a thread to discuss the game in: >>77240
No.77251
Anonymous
>>77233
CUTE
No.77252
Anonymous
Replies:>>77267
>>77243
For the love of god can people start saying SD B and Bonnie I have to reread anything having to do with them for context clues
Why did we name all of our characters after letters FUCK
No.77253
Anonymous
>>77249
Neat, I'll check it out when I have time.
No.77256
Anonymous
>>77249
Happy birthday.
No.77257
Anonymous
>>77241
Beretta goes as Mara Jade
No.77258
Anonymous
>>77233
Grim always killin' it with these pieces
No.77259
Anonymous
>>77249
>Fugue and Jane share a birthday
I have never seen Fugue and Jane in the same room...
No.77260
Anonymous
Image:173039909555.png(368kB, 914x1251)1547951593747.png
>>77225
No.77261
Anonymous
>>77226
You lack the power to slay me
No.77262
Anonymous
Replies:>>77265>>77268>>77275>>77285
Image:173039918118.jpg(63kB, 850x419)sample-a9315477bd4d84c5d499da87337c520f.jpg
I forgot there was an image of (young) Jane, John, and [redacted] doing Halloween
No.77263
Anonymous
>>77243
Good dreams to you, anon.
No.77264
Anonymous
Replies:>>77266
>>77244
Eliza, but John is (arguably) more mentally stable
No.77265
Anonymous
>>77262
Damn, john was a sweet adorable kid
No.77266
Anonymous
>>77264
What if they kiss?
No.77267
Anonymous
>>77244
Holly, easily. Her background sets her up that way. John was just a former CFL researcher, so he's not a dimwit but Holly is just much smarter based on the background stuff.
>>77252
It's in the show innit? Besides, posts with Bonnie the human tend to mention Jane, Solver war, or her huge tits along with art while SD-B(ooze) has her own set of context clues, and she's mentioned way less often because the guy who made her don't post as much. It filters out who's new and who's old, it works just fine.
No.77268
Anonymous
Replies:>>77269
Image:173039941451.jpg(201kB, 2048x1152)1699991261371132.jpg
>>77262
Jane and B being so radically different personality wise is so cute
No.77269
Anonymous
>>77268
>Tfw the cold distant one and the fun loving energetic one love each other very much
Kino
No.77270
Anonymous
>>77249
Happy birthday, Fugue! I just opened the file, and damn, this looks promising.

You know, you made me think that Glitch should really create a board game based on MD, that would be very interesting.
No.77271
Anonymous
Replies:>>77273
What’s femanon’s handle?
No.77272
Anonymous
Replies:>>77277
Image:173039970854.jpg(24kB, 640x450)safetymandate.jpg
>Toby is coming into work on Halloween, because of course corporate wants people working on Halloween
>Despite the fact that nothing ever actually gets done on this, or any other, holiday
>As he clocks in, he notices a brand new sign
>picrel
>... he's not paid enough for this shit
No.77273
Anonymous
>>77271
Idk
No.77274
Anonymous
>>77110
Don't do it, anon. That's what they want.
No.77275
Anonymous
Replies:>>77276
>>77262
Seeing Innocent and Happy kid John makes me very sad for some reason
I hope he got lots of candy
No.77276
Anonymous
>>77275
>I hope he got lots of candy
At every single door a robot drone kid was there and got more candy then John because they had the better costume after AI generating a list of Costume to Candy ratios (It was the Terminator)
No.77277
Anonymous
Replies:>>77315
>>77272
He should wear a bunnysuit
No.77278
Anonymous
Image:173040017311.jpg(370kB, 1224x1386)172719032294.jpg
No.77279
Anonymous
>>77172
I first thought that the Tessa at the front was holding her arm at an impossible angle but since that is the lower arm of the Tessa at the back where did the arm of the Tessa at the front go?
No.77280
Anonymous
>>77127
Wendigo or atleast the modern mockery of it with the skull mask
No.77281
Anonymous
>>77244
me
No.77282
Anonymous
Replies:>>77286>>77290>>77291>>77370>>77372
Image:173040046305.png(605kB, 1200x3166)70a428c555fee4b913dd2bc8e76d32d1.png
So how would Tessa raise her own daughter?
No.77283
Anonymous
>>77177
Cyn forgot to inhale. She just kept endlessly exhaling
No.77284
Anonymous
Replies:>>77287>>77288>>77289>>77309
Image:173040082651.png(138kB, 900x980)Día de los Murder Drones.png
>“Besides, I could never pass up on an opportunity to get up close and personal with a girl like you.”

Halloween / Día de los Muertos-themed comic for you all. I had the idea of SkeleTessa wearing Día de los Muertos themed makeup for some time but I thought it would be the most appropriate to post it now. Also Lizzy I guess (I apologize for the slang used.) Applies to >>77216 I suppose.

Because actual Día de los Muertos skull designs are way too elaborate and complicated for this art style and my level of skill I used Poco from Brawl Stars as a reference, in case you were curious.
No.77285
Anonymous
>>77262
Cute
No.77286
Anonymous
>>77282
Better than James and Louisa raised her. Not a high bar to cross though.
No.77287
Anonymous
>>77284
ENTER
No.77288
Anonymous
>>77284
She looks cute.
No.77289
Anonymous
>>77284
She should dress up as sans or skeleton in the next Halloween party
No.77290
Anonymous
Replies:>>77292>>77370
>>77282
Moreover, have we discussed the sort of person she'd be married to? I feel like realistically it'd be someone like her: a weirdo whose parents were looking for a sucker to unload him onto. A match made in a swamp suspiciously full of relatively fresh corpses.
No.77291
Anonymous
>>77282
Better than her parents, but worse than she would wanted.
No.77292
Anonymous
Replies:>>77370
>>77290
The guy she married to is beaugard he probably weird as her but he just really good at hiding being weird
No.77293
Anonymous
Replies:>>77294>>77297
>>77195
femdrone walking into Ratdrone's grocery store to buy some eggs for valentine's day....
No.77294
Anonymous
>>77293
That a mouse, not a rat
No.77295
Anonymous
Replies:>>77310
Image:173040147390.png(109kB, 799x877)Shadow Jane.png
>>77241
John and Jane as shadowhumans
No.77296
Anonymous
Replies:>>77299
What’s femanon’s handle?
No.77297
Anonymous
Replies:>>77298
>>77293
Why? What's wrong with her eggs?
No.77298
Anonymous
Replies:>>77302
>>77297
it's a reference to a touhou comic
No.77299
Anonymous
Replies:>>77301
Image:173040173149.png(38kB, 453x410)file(17).png
>>77296
It's "femanon" obviously
No.77300
Anonymous
Replies:>>77303
>>77241
U+1F913 goes as michael jackson from thriller (thanks anon from the other day for this idea)
shepherd goes as something really stupid like an amazon box or something
the parents go as isabelle and KK slider
No.77301
Anonymous
Replies:>>77305
>>77299
The fiend one
No.77302
Anonymous
>>77298
I only consume porn from that franchise.
No.77303
Anonymous
Replies:>>77304
>>77300
It would be funny Shepard dress up as commander Shepard or corporal Shepard
No.77304
Anonymous
>>77303
heh yeah
No.77305
Anonymous
Replies:>>77307
>>77301
What about the other one?
No.77307
Anonymous
>>77305
The rock one
No.77308
Anonymous
Replies:>>77311
I want to have sex with the femanons out of the morbid curiosity of which of us is going to end up regreting it the most.
No.77309
Anonymous
Replies:>>77317>>77352
Image:173040256235.jpg(153kB, 690x800)1730377986492155.jpg
>>77284
Need skeletessa doing this
No.77310
Anonymous
Replies:>>77312
>>77295
What stopped Shadow Jane from taking off?
No.77311
Anonymous
Replies:>>77314
>>77308
Your probably gonna end up pregnant
No.77312
Anonymous
>>77310
My AA.
No.77313
Anonymous
Why Does Albino Xenomorphs Have a Long Pink Tongue? #Shorts #Viralyoutube thumb
>Lizzy: hear me out
No.77314
Anonymous
>>77311
I'm keeping the child.
No.77315
Anonymous
>>77277
You and I couldn't handle Toby in a bunny suit, let alone all the HoDR-crazed drones
No.77316
Anonymous
>>77249
Cool shit, happy birthday
No.77317
Anonymous
Replies:>>77318>>77319>>77321
Image:173040332003.png(131kB, 602x1145)There's nothing there numbnuts.png
>>77309
I am always willing to accommodate you guys (as long as you don’t set your expectations too high.)
No.77318
Anonymous
>>77317
Nice
No.77319
Anonymous
Image:173040336759.jpg(91kB, 803x1024)1730396832251734m.jpg
>>77317
Now make her wear a bunnysuit
No.77320
I RAN OUT OF TIME! SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE FOR ME! I LUV U!
Replies:>>77331>>77347>>77355>>77360>>77367>>77373>>77423>>77467
>>77216
[Canon]
>Uzi
Uzi thinks Halloween is stupid! And for losers! However, she ends up going trick or treating around the Outpost with N. She's constantly complimented on her hideous costume....despite not wearing one
>N
He dresses up as Dracula, only that the costume he found was in child size, so his cape is only a few inches long. He's still happy regardless
>V
She doesn't dress-up, she just gets free candy by threatening to murder Drones and their entire families.....she does it anyway
>Thad
Werewolf because he thinks they're cool and totally nothing else
>Lizzy
A slooty Bride of Frankenstein. Need I explain why?
>Khan
A zombie with an evil alien parasite attached to his head (Nori)

[OC]
>SD-E
She dresses up in a terror inducing flesh costume! Not really though since her boss didn't approve of using actual flesh, instead she wears a massive custom made out of cotton and fabric to replicate what she'd look like with human skin. It looks kinda like a giant plush version of E though
>Mascot-E
Doesn't need to dress up, but she confuses E for being a body double
>Beretta
Due to an accident leaving her hair stained white, she goes as Kreia instead of Mara Jade like she wanted
>Akita
Not questioning the random dimensional merge, she still continues her regular Halloween dressed as Satina
>Colt
Unlike Akita he is extremely worried about the random dimensional merge, he paranoidly continues his Halloween dressed as a cowboy
>Hope
She's unsure why everyone can suddenly see her, but making the most of it she grabs one of Beretta's old bedsheets and pretends to be a normal spooky ghost
>Negev
Surprisingly she's allowed out for this one day, maybe Uzi threatened the Administrator, who knows? She wears a completely non-obscure and culturally relevant costume of Dr. Warren Chapin from the hit film The Tingler.....because Hannibal Lector was too obvious
>Jane
She's dressed in a silly and extremely shitty dragon costume....why is she crying?
>John
He is a normal human man....for Halloween. Do not question why is he trembling
>Eye
He's dressed as John....he wasn't aware it was Halloween
>Harper
Due to her co-workers claiming she has an oddly motherly and her daughter suggesting it...she is dressed as Toriel. No she does not know who Toriel is, please stop coming up to her house and talking about how much you love Undertale, her patience is wearing thin
>JC
As a result of one of his company's many morally questionable expirements, the dimensions have merged, thankfully only temporarily as JC cannot stand this level of unproductiveness. However, unknownst to anyone and maybe himself he still feels a shred of joy for the holiday, convincing himself that it's just a ploy to gather more information, he dresses up in a crappy alien costume and walks around the Outpost collecting candy for "research"
>Stone
He dresses up as a Mandalorian, he figured it just kinda made sense. Beretta compliments his costume
>Buckety
She's used as a candy bucket, this angers her because she definitely did get a body again, but ALAS! The cruel asshole Gods decided that was funnier being just a head
>T.A.M.M.F.K
Dressed as Bruce Willis from Die Hard. Do not question why his appearance keeps changing and do not ask where he has been for the past several months
>Toby
Dressed as the Engineer from tf2, he thought it would be funny, but now he's being pestered by strangely masochistic Drone that want him to hit them with his wrench
>Aoi & Haruka
Haruka wears a Reimu costume whilst Aoi wears a Yuyuko Saigyouji costume....do not question how Aoi is wearing a costume
>Bugretta???
Using her Oogis engineering skills, this Bugretta has managed to craft herself a mech-suit that happens to resemble General Grievous just for this occasion
>SD-T
Dressed as Yuno Gasai, duh
No.77321
Anonymous
>>77317
Putting her bones on display for a bunch of unwashed strangers on the internet! What would her parents say!
No.77322
Anonymous
Replies:>>77329
>>77216
J just has Tessa’s underwear on her face. Says she’s a “bandit”
No.77323
Anonymous
Replies:>>77324>>77325>>77326>>77336>>77342
Image:173040402141.png(1.27MB, 1161x1144)Booooo.png
No.77324
Anonymous
>>77323
That so true
No.77325
Anonymous
Replies:>>77327>>77328>>77334>>77335
Image:173040412965.png(1.25MB, 1088x1066)Grrrrr.png
>>77323
No.77326
Anonymous
Replies:>>77339
>>77323
Please stop bullying Liam-Sama, he just wants to coom
No.77327
Anonymous
Replies:>>77330
Image:173040415338.png(1.11MB, 1076x1030)Rawr.png
>>77325
No.77328
Anonymous
>>77325
Nah J is guilty like V
No.77329
Anonymous
>>77322
While you go as is and say you are a turd burglar.
No.77330
Anonymous
Replies:>>77332>>77340
>>77327
I know what they meant, but my severe case of MD autism compels me to point out that the actual Cyn did not get a happy ending. The thing inhabiting Uzi isn't Cyn, it's the Solver (as confirmed by the subtitles). Cyn the drone was completely possessed before having her heart destroyed and melting into goo. She's fuckin dead.
No.77331
Anonymous
Replies:>>77337
>>77320
It's beautiful, anon.
No.77332
Anonymous
>>77330
Cyn like Tessa isn’t a character just an excuse to have a robot wearing the skin of a dead child
No.77333
Anonymous
Replies:>>77387
Image:173040480868.png(2.25MB, 3000x3300)173023088349.png
>It's the Post-Canon Good Ending
>The Worker Drone "backups" of N, V & J have been freed and given bodies
>Most of them regularly interact with their Disassembly Drone counterparts

>Both N's discuss their respective plans for the upcoming Halloween festivities
>WD!N admits that he has a pretty good idea of what he'll dress up as but says he's afraid that the costume could be considered "insensitive"
>DD!N offers to give his younger[?] reassurance via a (technically) second-opinion, causing WD!N to reluctantly reveal that he wants to dress up as a Disassembly Drone
>Despite fearing a bad reaction WD!N is shocked to find that not only does DD!N absolutely LOVE the idea, but he also offers to help in any way he can
>The duo end up spending the remainder of the day scavenging & subsequently assembling an impressive cardboard costume

>When DD!N is eventually asked what he'll be dressing up as, the Disassembly Drone sheepishly reveals that he's gonna be Frankenstein's Monster
No.77334
Anonymous
>>77325
J panty shot
No.77335
Anonymous
Replies:>>77338
>>77325
>J belittled and threatened the life of one of her coworkers purely because she just didn't like him. Took the first chance she could to kill him. Never apologises or tries to make it up to him
>Khan at least realizes that he was a shitty parent and tries to turn himself around, putting himself in danger several times to protect Uzi
And Khan is a karma houdini because...?
No.77336
Anonymous
Image:173040494843.jpg(69kB, 1062x1200)GWApSB2WQAAana3.jpeg
>>77323
Well she knows Uzi pulled through now.
No.77337
Anonymous
>>77331
Thanks for reading and responding to it, friend
No.77338
Anonymous
>>77335
I agree that J is a horrible asshole to N, but "killing" him wouldn't mean the same thing to Disassembly Drones as it would to ordinary people. She knows that killing him will just result in the Solver bringing him back again with newly wiped memories.
No.77339
Anonymous
>>77326
I think he meant for V to have had growth and a character arc, but his autism prevented him from effectively communicating that within the episode count he had.
No.77340
Anonymous
Replies:>>77341
>>77330
the actual Cyn still has slightly more chance of having a happy ending because she might still exist somewhere in the solver. Tessa isn't a drone, so she doesn't even get that chance
No.77341
Anonymous
>>77340
How do we know the Solver doesn't assimilate humans?
No.77342
Anonymous
Replies:>>77344
Image:173040556347.png(874kB, 2495x2003)172978748733.png
>>77323
Consider this: V gets a pass because she's sexier and that's a good thing.
No.77343
Anonymous
gentle mouth
No.77344
Anonymous
>>77342
>Twist your nuts
No.77345
Anonymous
Replies:>>77350
Image:173040584586.jpg(106kB, 736x407)GbL03QnWkAI5rvv.jpeg
No.77346
Anonymous
>>77185
Reminds me of Vicky from the Terrifier movies
No.77347
Anonymous
>>77320
Nice shit
No.77348
Anonymous
>>77233
Stand strong Anon,you cooked
No.77349
Anonymous
Replies:>>77389
Image:173040615950.png(516kB, 1622x1052)GaR6-A7XcAAxikl.png
More tactical drones
No.77350
Anonymous
Replies:>>77391>>77393>>77397>>77399
Image:173040627422.png(3.45MB, 6000x6000)172965205443.png
>>77345
>J hates N
>she'll shove her tongue down her throat to shut him up
>sit on his face to rob him of air
>look into his eyes with pure hatred, holding his hand so he can't get away
>she'll make sure he never has a kid with Uzi
>she'll steal all of his cum, milk it out with her hands and gobble it up in globs with her tongue
>J will break his pelvis, riding him all night so he doesn't get any sleep
>she'll store his cum deep inside and turn it in to her own
>she'll show N that even his worthless seed can produce a smart, beautiful disassembly child
>even if she has to do it herself
No.77351
Anonymous
Replies:>>77353>>77354
If you think about it, a lot of death and tragedy could have been avoided if Nori hadn't been too ashamed of being a headcrab to swing by home and tell her family "btw I'm alive but I need to go find something extremely important so I'm going to be gone for a while" before heading back to Cabin Fever.
No.77352
Anonymous
>>77309
who is this?
No.77353
Anonymous
Replies:>>77376
>>77351
Yeva didn't say a peep either.
No.77354
Anonymous
Replies:>>77356>>77362
>>77351
I assume her reasoning was that she realized that the DDs were intentionally targeting the Cabin Fever Solver hosts, and that her continued presence in the bunker would endanger everyone else.

Her family most likely would not accept the excuse of "I have to leave to go do something incredibly dangerous for something that might take decades", and could have actually risked leading the DDs to the patch. It would be better, she assumed, if the Solver thought she was dead and a non-threat.
No.77355
Anonymous
Replies:>>77358
>>77320
> Khan and Nori go as a headcrab zombie
heh
No.77356
Anonymous
Replies:>>77357
>>77354
Yeva continued to live in the Outpost.
No.77357
Anonymous
Replies:>>77359
>>77356
That didn't turn out so well for her.
No.77358
Anonymous
>>77355
>"What does 'Yabba my icing' mean?"
>"It's something zombies say, stop questioning it and say it!"
No.77359
Anonymous
Replies:>>77361
>>77357
Her presence made the place a target.
No.77360
Anonymous
Image:173040724600.jpg(36kB, 800x600)1557797355589.jpg
>>77320
> Akita Satina
No.77361
Anonymous
Replies:>>77362
>>77359
It was already a target. Everything was a target.
No.77362
Anonymous
Replies:>>77363
>>77361
Are you >>77354
No.77363
Anonymous
>>77362
No.
No.77365
Anonymous
Replies:>>77368
Doctor Who - The Age of Steel - The Doctor defeats the Cyber Controlleryoutube thumb
Would this work on a DD?
No.77366
Anonymous
Replies:>>77369
Video:173040774714.mp4(2.76MB / 0:00:41 / avc1, 480x480)Hey_ya_Skeleton_Mode.mp4
This with skeletessa with her wacky schanigans
No.77367
Anonymous
>>77320
Cuteeeeee
No.77368
Anonymous
>>77365
No. They're resigned to being weirdly hot robo-vampires.
No.77369
Anonymous
>>77366
YES YES YES
No.77370
Anonymous
Replies:>>77371>>77372>>77375>>77392>>77489>>77949
Image:173040839036.png(271kB, 900x1543)It's an acquired taste.png
“You weren’t this apprehensive about eating me earlier this week.”

More Snake Tessa for >>71168 , >>77615 and anyone else who might be interested. Maybe don’t offer him a piece that you just had in your mouth next time Tessa.

Also for >>77290, as the one who originally made up the whole generic Children Ever After scenario in >>77282 I mostly just set Beauregard up as a Straight Man to Tessa’s incredibly shit attitude at the time. I suppose he was supportive and patient enough to get Tessa to open up and stuff but since I mostly write disjointed gags with a vague sense of continuity I admittedly don’t have a full story and psychological profile . While I still have him as the more level-headed one in the other comic, giving him some quirks like >>77290 and >>77292 suggested could make the whole thing more balanced.
No.77371
Anonymous
Replies:>>77392
Image:173040842782.png(245kB, 1200x1743)You're lucky you somehow make the constant negativity weirdly endearing.png
>>77370
In case you are new to these, here is the one about him being the Straight Man (1/2)
No.77372
Anonymous
Replies:>>77392
Image:173040845516.png(545kB, 1200x3254)Filling the gaps in each other's parenting style.png
>>77370
And (2/2) about him being the more levelheaded one which is the direct sequel to >>77282
No.77373
Anonymous
Replies:>>77527
>>77320
Harper dresses as Maka Albarn actually, because she watched Soul Eater and related to her immensely.
Soul Eater Opening | Resonance by T.M. Revolutionyoutube thumb
No.77375
Anonymous
>>77370
77615 was meant to be >>77165
No.77376
Anonymous
Replies:>>77377>>77378>>77385
>>77353
What was up with that anyway? Did she also have memory loss like Nori or did Liam seriously not think about the implications of Yeva being from CFL too?
No.77377
Anonymous
>>77376
For Liam's sake, I'm hoping it's the former.
No.77378
Anonymous
Replies:>>77379>>77380
>>77376
It's always that Liam didn't think any further because that mf is lost as hell
No.77379
Anonymous
Replies:>>77381
>>77378
We should throw Liam a search party.
No.77380
Anonymous
Replies:>>77381>>77382
>>77378
This is why we need a cure for autism.
No.77381
Anonymous
Replies:>>77386
>>77379
Kek
>>77380
No we need to lynch Liam
No.77382
Anonymous
Replies:>>77383>>77384
>>77380
I have the cure for autism, but be warned it have some dire consequences like turning you into a sexy bug lady
No.77383
Anonymous
>>77382
>Sexy bug lady without autism
What's the fucking point?
No.77384
Anonymous
>>77382
Hell yeah. I'll get myself a Beel.
No.77385
Anonymous
>>77376
“Liam forgot” is the new “Araki forgot”
No.77386
Anonymous
>>77381
>Wearing Liam as a skinsuit in an attempt to gain a fraction of his Eldritch power
No.77387
Anonymous
>>77333
Good greentext.
No.77388
Anonymous
🥵
No.77389
Anonymous
>>77349
More of this please
No.77390
Anonymous
Replies:>>77395>>77396>>77433
Image:173041007567.jpg(81kB, 680x653)172944953727.jpg
>be anon
>you wake up in the middle of the night, a chill running down your spine, your hairs standing on end
>your half asleep brain struggles to understand
>you shouldn't be cold at all
>you're spooning your disassembler wife beneath the covers, if anything you should be sweating bullets
>J recently went on an all-oogi fad diet and she's built up some cushion in all the places you love to squeeze
>you're practically wrapped around her feminine softness, determined to grope as much ass and titty as possible as you sleep
>you hear the rattle of chains
>ooooo..
>w-what was that?
>you're awake now, your eyes darting around the room, the chains being shaken angrily now
>ooooooooo...
>you subconsciously debate whether this thing is scary enough to risk the wrath of waking J from her beauty sleep
>OOO!
>there it is! at the base of your bed
>an oogi, it's little limbs wrapped in chains, it's beanie and clothes ripped and torn, and a stern look on its face
>a see-through-gi, a ghost oogi
>sweat beads down your brow
>"What do you want, spirit?"
>the ghost oogi wiggles its tiny limbs at points at J's chubby belly
>even in her sleep, J still jobs, unconsciously letting loose with a very un-lady-like belch that rattles the windows
>the phantom oogi takes umbrage, rattling its chains, waving its limbs, and screeching about humie genocide
>"Spirit, please! Enough! Just tell me what you want!"
>the spectral oogi calms, placing a limb on its chin as it thinks
>"Gib berri, humie. So oogi has enough energy for the journey to the big N in the sky"
>reluctantly, you separate yourself from your hot drone wife, slipping into your slippers as you walk towards the kitchen
>the oogi phases through the walls, spattering ectoplasm everywhere as it follows you to the fridge
>you open the fridge door, your dark-adapted eyes squinting at the bright light as cool air spills around your feet and reminds you how cold you are without your wife to hold
>the oogi floats towards your raspberries
>"Wait, spirit, before you go..."
>the oogi turns back to you, ready to dispense the sagely wisdom it has learned from its exposure to the other side
>"Why did you need my help getting into the fridge when you can phase through walls?"
>the oogi looks at you dumbly, a bit of drool running down its face, before slurping and floating towards the raspberries
>yeah, whatever
>reaching the plastic clamshell, the oogi reaches for a berry
>only for its little limbs to phase through
>it tries again and again, more and more desperate with each attempt
>the oogi turns to you, fear and rage in equal measure on its face
>and then it fades away
>...
>well, that was that
>you hear the distinct clack of J's peg legs on tile behind you as she hugs you from behind
>"Getting a midnight snack, human mine?" she purrs, her right arm tracing down your chest and along your abs before groping your package
>J licks her lips, "I could use a snack of my own."
>she turns back to the bedroom, her wide hips and generous ass jiggling as she looks over her shoulder. "Don't be long, dear."
No.77391
Anonymous
>>77350
Makes sense.
No.77392
Anonymous
>>77370
>>77371
>>77372
I like your comic, anon.
No.77393
Anonymous
>>77350
Coober
No.77394
Anonymous
This drone just did the naruto hand shit at me and said domain expansion. What's the etiquette for beating up drone nerds?
No.77395
Anonymous
Replies:>>77433
>>77390
we've discovered the true life purpose of Oogis: DD chow.
good green, fellow vorefag
No.77396
Anonymous
>>77390
Awesome greentext, anon.

I always enjoy reading about J's interactions with Oogi, especially ones like this.
No.77397
Anonymous
Replies:>>77398
>>77350
>sit on his face to rob him of air
your levels of stupidity cannot be measured by this reality
No.77398
Anonymous
Replies:>>77401
>>77397
>anon cannot understand something that is obviously a bad excuse to sit on N's face
Literally oogi-tier understanding.
No.77399
Anonymous
>>77350
We need more J x N hate sexo
No.77400
Anonymous
Replies:>>77402>>77403
Tessa deserved it for the horrible things she did off screen.
No.77401
Anonymous
>>77398
that's not fair. Oogis at least know how to build things
No.77402
Anonymous
>>77400
you're not going to convince me you were right to turn that girl into a Halloween costume, Cyn.
No.77403
Anonymous
Replies:>>77404>>77405
Image:173041202508.jpg(125kB, 1920x1080)172790402894.jpg
>>77400
Sorry, [liberal], but Tessa once stole a cookie from a jar. Turning her into a living suit is perfectly moral.
No.77404
Anonymous
Replies:>>77406>>77407
>>77403
It breaks my heart that people don't make stuff like this with Tessa instead.
No.77405
Anonymous
Replies:>>77408
>>77403
MILF Cyntessa is good.
No.77406
Anonymous
Replies:>>77414>>77437
>>77404
Anon Tessa's a kid, out of ten I know but still.
No.77407
Anonymous
>>77404
We ain't got a model
No.77408
Anonymous
Replies:>>77415
>>77405
Murder Drones AU where everything is the same except the solver assimilates Louisa instead of Tessa and has to squeeze into an undersized spacesuit for her trip to Copper-9
No.77409
Anonymous
Replies:>>77413>>77414>>77532
Image:173041240147.png(63kB, 387x543)1708141677196005.png
I feel depressed. Have this N
No.77413
Anonymous
>>77409
Hey, anon. Whoever you are, I love you, regardless of whether you're depressed or not. If I could hug you irl, I would.
No.77414
Anonymous
>>77409
I feel down too and that makes me want to help. Talk to me.

>>77406
If Tessa is a kid then nudes of her dead body like that pic is necropedophilia.
No.77415
Anonymous
Replies:>>77418>>77421
>>77408
>instead of bringing J, Cynisa brings an N unit that she teases at every opportunity
>"[sultry giggle] N, dear, does this spacesuit make my butt look big?"
No.77416
Anonymous
Replies:>>77424>>77426>>77471>>77486>>77518
Image:173041268033.png(1.25MB, 956x1440)IMG_7043.png
official Halloween render from GLITCH
surprised they haven't already forgotten about Cyn
No.77418
Anonymous
>>77415
>"N-no?"
>Cynisa's ass visibly inflates.
>"How about now?"
No.77419
Anonymous
Replies:>>77522
>>77216
>Uzi
Probably a vampire, most likely one from an anime
>N
Superhero costume of some sort seems to suit him
>V
Maid outfit. Lizzy is in the background drooling.
>J
Dresses up as a famous fictional CEO from one franchise or another....which means that she's just in a different suit than usual

>E
Dresses up as Spring-heeled Jack. No one else in the office is Bri'ish, so no one gets it.
>S
Dresses up as a character from Shakespeare
>R
The most overly gothic dress possible to show off her sewing skills. All the frills and fripperies and bows and silk flowers keep getting caught on stuff and falling off, she's nearly naked by the end of the night
No.77421
Anonymous
Replies:>>77428
>>77415
>all the other DDs are dependent on oil to live
>only N has to breastfeed
No.77422
Anonymous
Replies:>>77430
>Fun OC facts: All the outfits Ivory is currently trying out were designed by none other than SD-R. Thank her for all the drip Ivory is in possession of.
No.77423
Anonymous
Image:173041315392.jpg(30kB, 299x403)1729143692735908.jpg
>>77320
>do not question how Aoi is wearing a costume
Well I did sorta hint in "Furui Kazoku, Atarashii Kazoku" that Aoi wishes she could change her outfit once in a while and she's learning how to manipulate code better and better, sooo....;]
No.77424
Anonymous
Replies:>>77425
>>77416
When did the Solver get so small? Or is it crouching and this is a perspective thing?
No.77425
Anonymous
>>77424
just look at her legs, anon
No.77426
Anonymous
Replies:>>77458
>>77416
I'll give Cyntessa a big snickers and Pomni a shot in the fucking face..
No.77427
Anonymous
Replies:>>77429>>77434
I've recently had an idea for a stupid angst story. Idk, imagine this Solver War scenario. A human soldier facing off against a DD girl. For a brief moment, they both pause. They recognize each other. She was his personal Worker Drone, and more importantly, his best friend. For a moment, he stood still, aiming his gun at her but not firing. Likewise, she was aiming her SMG as well, but couldn't bring herself to pull the trigger. Both stood still, momentarily ignoring the chaos around them, all they could focus on was their friend turned foe. Yet, deep down, neither wanted this.
No.77428
Anonymous
Replies:>>77454
>>77421
>Cynisa encourages N to be rough and use his teeth when he's nursing, holding him in her lap with her tits in his face, one hand around the back of his head while the other strokes his adapter
No.77429
Anonymous
Replies:>>77431
>>77427
But do they smooch?
No.77430
Anonymous
>>77422
>For R, making clothes for someone so ridiculously huge was like summiting Mt Everest
No.77431
Anonymous
>>77429
Only when both are six feet under
No.77433
A Personal Gripe
Replies:>>77440>>77445
>>77390
>>77395
I don't like these greens. They seem to be a bit too fetishistic for what is supposed to be goofy and fun. Kinda ruins the whole thing, I mean why even have it be Oogis especially aince you're not even properly utilizing them, just make a tiny Drone race. I mean, seriously, Liam was originally intending on the Drones being incredibly tiny, so why not just make Mini-Drones a thing? They're practically canon and you can use them for you fetish stuff
No.77434
Anonymous
Replies:>>77435>>77444
>>77427
And then she grabbed him and spent the rest of his life raping him and having bloodplay with him, because she has always loved him and now, with DD's power, she can reveal to him her feelings and passion..
No.77435
Anonymous
Replies:>>77438>>77439>>77441
>>77434
why rape?
why not regular sexo?
No.77437
Anonymous
Image:173041430050.png(132kB, 404x346)came in the back.png
>>77406
>Tessa's a kid
perfect
No.77438
Anonymous
>>77435
because he is a faggot with no family
No.77439
Anonymous
Replies:>>77442>>77443
>>77435
I'm starting to think Anons here don't actually know what rape is, mostly because of all the "I want to be raped by" posts.

...It's a type of dessert, yeah?
No.77440
Anonymous
Replies:>>77446>>77449>>77459
>>77433
>Seeking to make more cash, JCJenson came up with an incredibly morally bankrupt, but good idea
>MINI-DRONES!
>It's your basic Worker Drone, but much much smaller and requires either a 300 dollar charging kit or a cheap 20 dollar packet of specially made batteries to keep active for more than a solid week
>Also they're fully sapient and have a preprogrammed fear of death, they believe and know that if you don't buy a charging station or batteries then they're going to be condemned to eternal unfeeling darkness!
>They don't know that death is only temporary for them as just slapping a battery in them will make em function again
>Although they will be more moody and gloomy, saying silly things such as
>"There is nothing after death, it's all darkness, cold unfeeling darkness."
>.........
>YOU CAN ALSO BUY TINY CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES FOR THEM!!!
>OR EVEN A SPECIAL PAINTABLE VERSION!
>*Camera Cuts To A Mini-Drone covered in globs of thick paint, paint that doesn't even go together or match*
>"Kill me!"
No.77441
Anonymous
>>77435
Because no man would agree to fuck a creature that was killing people before his eyes and possibly even his friends and family.

This is a solver war, what little you have left is at stake, and living without it is worse than dying.
No.77442
Anonymous
Replies:>>77790
I kinda wish I could stream campy toku movies and watch them with you people. Then have a big fight in the chat and totally miss the cr*ngekino.

>>77439
The definition has been kinda murky the past years.
No.77443
Anonymous
>>77439
Yes, a spiced fig paste that can be eaten with pastry
Making Medieval Fig Spread - Rapé | History of the Figyoutube thumb
No.77444
Anonymous
Replies:>>77460
>>77434
>She accidentally kills him during an act of bloodplay
>The one man she truly ever loved died at her hands
No.77445
Anonymous
Replies:>>77448>>77450
>>77433
guys stop using the stupid meme creatures in a way I don't like
No.77446
Anonymous
>>77440
>Copper-9 specifically has a massive abundance of Mini-Drones due to a supply ship crashing into the planet many many years ago
>They're considered particularly unique in taste by DD's as when biting one it makes a satisfying crunch and leaves rather electrifying flavor behind
No.77447
Anonymous
Replies:>>77452
Image:173041500230.png(110kB, 920x1220)Tessa goes ape shit.png
To any anons still interested in participating in the greentext 'Halloween Special' (>>75204 & >>75210) I would like to add some additional last minute incentive
Since I'm already planning on doing a "dramatic" reading of what I'll be writing I figure it's only fair to extend the opportunity. Therefore once it hits the hour of midnight (CST) I'll be throwing every entry into a wheel & picking at least one to also give a "dramatic" reading
No.77448
Anonymous
>>77445
This, but unironically
No.77449
Anonymous
Image:173041501991.png(250kB, 841x1000)mini y (original character) drawn by amyanon - 125971c4bfc1dd80d49534e85ce217c9.png
>>77440
>YOU CAN ALSO BUY TINY CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES FOR THEM!!!
I got mine!
No.77450
Anonymous
Replies:>>77453
>>77445
Then I see no point in developing them much if they're meant to “stupid meme creatures”
No.77451
Anonymous
Replies:>>77456
Okay guys, I'm going to bed, hopefully in five hours when I wake up there will be a whole bunch of greentexts here about mini-drones. Bye.
No.77452
Anonymous
>>77447
Spider Cunt
Spider Cunt
Radio Active
Cunt Blood
Spider Cunt
Spider Cuuuunt
*Guitar solo*
Spiderman Opening Theme (High Quality)youtube thumb
No.77453
Anonymous
Replies:>>77455>>77461
>>77450
Don't bother arguing, that Anon has no point and will just stir shit up. I imagine these latest fetish greens are also meant to do just that
No.77454
Anonymous
>>77428
the canon DDs already have horny designs, can you imagine what NVJ would look like if AbsoLouisa had made them?
No.77455
Anonymous
Replies:>>77485
>>77453
Not him but the one with the ghost oogi didn't feel fetishy to me. The other guy who called it vore kinda confused me.
No.77456
Anonymous
Replies:>>77457
>>77451
>t. Dick
No.77457
Anonymous
>>77456
Dastardly?
No.77458
Anonymous
>>77426
>Cum shot in the face
FTFY
No.77459
Anonymous
>>77440
Id buy one.
No.77460
Anonymous
Image:173041577664.png(711kB, 676x663)catty .png
>>77444
>V is once again
>cucked by her own doing
No.77461
Anonymous
Replies:>>77462>>77464
>>77453
>nobody could ever like something I don't like
>obviously they only made those greens as part of a conspiracy to ruin the thread
get over yourself
No.77462
Anonymous
>>77461
See what I mean? Don't bother with this Anon
No.77463
Anonymous
Replies:>>77466>>77474
Image:173041608741.gif(250kB, 220x221)Spoiler image
>Own a Mini-Drone, keep it in a hamster cage
>Every second it's alive it's in constant fear, running all over the place like a spaz
>Purchase a hamster wheel for it to waste it's energy on, hopefully it will calm down
>Anxiously it examines the wheel, before finally getting on it
>It starts panicking again, and begins running
>Faster, and faster and fa-
>Pic rel
No.77464
Anonymous
Replies:>>77465>>77479>>77481
>>77461
Anon I am the arbiter of taste and anything I do not like is subjectively bad.
No.77465
Anonymous
Replies:>>77473>>77474
Image:173041627092.png(115kB, 560x393)jane once said.png
>>77464
No.77466
Anonymous
Replies:>>77470
>>77463
You have to give them something to do Anon or else their anxiety goes nuts. I have mine making friendship bracelets I then sell on Etsy (in spaaaaace). It's pretty diligent too, I mean I did tell it that I use the profits to buy its batteries but that's probably just a coincidence.
No.77467
Anonymous
Replies:>>77469>>77472>>77493
Image:173041633241.jpg(1.12MB, 2160x1485)IMG_3712.jpeg
>>77320
Boxo’s Halloween costume

Rise, Boxomus Prime
No.77468
Anon Who Hasn't Realized People Are At Work/School/Spending Time With Fa
There's barely anyone here......it's over.
No.77469
Anonymous
>>77467
Cute!
No.77470
Anonymous
>>77466
>Anon effectively owns a massive labor camp in his kitchen where Mini-Drones slave over crafting the perfect friendship bracelet, hoping this will appease their master to buy batteries
No.77471
Anonymous
>>77416
Because it's cute
No.77472
Anonymous
Image:173041644467.png(617kB, 442x674)YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.png
>>77467
No.77473
Anonymous
>>77465
>Run up to Jane and lick her arm to find out if she's tasteful or not
>She tastes like nickels and that white Gatorade
>6/10, better than Uzi (who tasted like blood because she punched you right in the teeth)
No.77474
Anonymous
>>77465
Disgusting creature.

>>77463
Hamstessa! Nooo!
No.77475
Anonymous
Replies:>>77477>>77519
>Fun Afternoon OC Facts: Jane used to own a Mini-Drone during her time in The Solver War. His name was Private Woody....let's just say that despite not seeing combat he saw ALOT of things
No.77476
Anonymous
You know a Mini-Drone was actually present in every scene, you just didn't notice
No.77477
Anonymous
Replies:>>77478
>>77475
>Woody had a kill count in the dozens.
>Not because Jane used him in combat.
>Actually she actively avoided putting her "pet" in danger.
>Woody just doesn't sleep or go into "sleep mode" like normal drones.
>None of the minis do.
>That means that, when Jane's squad was ambushed in the middle of the night, nobody questioned who fired the first shot.
>They just started shooting.
>And the tiny drone that had ambled out of its master's bed and used its entire weight to angle a gun on the unsuspecting DD's, or horrors, went unnoticed until after the fight, when the relieved Jane would find him cowering in the corner.
No.77478
Anonymous
>>77477
I never expected to fall in love with a small drone
No.77479
Anonymous
Replies:>>77480>>77482>>77483
>>77464
oh I'm so sorry I had no idea. I will now leave and never return because this website exists to cater to one person
No.77480
Anonymous
>>77479
Thank you for your understanding Anon.
No.77481
Anonymous
>>77464
woah
the guy from halo
No.77482
Anonymous
>>77479
It's for the best. Maybe Reddit is more your style?
No.77483
Anonymous
>>77479
Some of the niggas here don't understand that we are sharing this place and that everyone has to show some restraint and some patience.
No.77484
Anonymous
Replies:>>77497>>77556>>77798
Image:173041764844.png(187kB, 2000x2000)Cowboy CH and Indian LL.png
A goofy *short* green about CH and LL. For the 3 Friends who read about CH, I saw a good idea, so there is now a pool with CH and LL greens in the Booru. https://dronebooru.co/pools/37
>"This is such a bad idea" Said LL, looking at the costume CH gave her "Why? You look good" CH answered; she picked their costumes, costumes that play on each other
>"2 reasons, Halloween is stupid, and my costume doesn't even fit well on me. Besides, why do I have to be the indian?" "Because I like being a cowboy, let me have this"
>Both Drones were invited to a social gathering, one that their Boss planned, it was nothing fancy or big, and the majority had other plans that night
>"Besides" CH started speaking "We are in the sky, and it's the 31st, it is a little late to complain now" They were flying to their Boss's house, and it would be just a couple of minutes before they arrive
>LL was visibly annoyed with CH and her little excuse "Maybe it is because SOMEONE TOLD ME 20 MINUTES BEFOREHAND EVERYTHING" But CH just laughed at this
>LL just did a little kick to CH making her spiral for a few seconds

>They finally arrived, CH tried to land slowly and with not too much force, falling on the concrete, bending her knees to not damage her or anything
>LL deactivated her wings and landed on the grass, sliding, she maintained her balance and remained stood up, but ruined some of the grass
>"Why you gotta do that?" CH asked her "It's how I land, look, being heavy doesn't let me land without doing heavy damage" Although upset, CH couldn't do much about it
>Both of them went to the door, CH knocked, and they both waited for a while

>After a few seconds the door opened, it was their Boss, in a pirate costume with a bowl of candies in hand, hook on the other "Ahoy lad-! It's you two, come in!" He said, leaving the bowl of candies on a little table and going to the living room
>And so they did, following him inside the house, and notifying their arrival "Hey everyone!" "Hello guys" Both of them talking to the few in the room, everyone greeting back
>And so the night started
>Drinking, talking, seeing some awfully bad horror movies, with the typical interruption of kids wanting candy, the usual Halloween night
>After a few hours, the little gathering was over, even when everyone wanted to keep going, sadly tomorrow they had work, and it was better to end the night early to wake up sober
>With the gathering over, CH and LL got out of the house and started walking home, flying didn't seem like the best idea
>Because of how they worked, the two Drones could wake up sober no matter what, so they had a bit too much to drink, and their CPU was affected by the alcohol, messing with their internals
>And with that LL had the best idea, or that is what she thought "Hey CH, follow me" LL grabbed her by the arm and made them hide in a bush

>"Why are we-" CH tried to talk, but LL quickly shut her up "Shh!" And they stayed there for just a couple of minutes
>And then a few kids passed by, and that was the cue, LL jumped out of the bush and screamed at them
>This got the obvious answer of the kids screaming in fear, running away as fast as they could
>LL dropped to the ground in a fit of laughter, she could hold her laugh, she laughed and laughed, it looked like she couldn't stop
>CH on the other hand felt bad for the kids and was a little angry at LL for what she did, but somewhere inside her, she found it a little funny
>She lightly kicked at LL "Wh-haha-at?" She looked at the small cowboy looking down at her "Thaaat whas wrong. *I* even nhow tat, and I'm djrunk as well"
>"Ye looked laik ya' fond it funne too" CH wanted to look angry, and her eyes followed this, but not her mouth, her eyes were upset, but she showed an amused smile
>For that, LL received another kick "Ohhhh, com on, wana se it again?" CH remained quiet, and just let herself fall onto the bush
>LL hid as well, ready for the next victim to pass

>And pass it did, another group of kids, just for LL once again to jump and scare them off, kids in answer running as fast as they can
>Making both LL and CH start to laugh "I admit, this. is. funne" "Told ya!" Both began to laugh again, but CH had a proposition "Tis too easy. we ned to. scare teens"
>Walking around the shadows, doing rolls like they were doing parkour, much to the confusion of and disgust of normal passersby
>And finally they found another bush to hide in, waiting for their next victims
>Finally some teens arrived, LL pulled her thick and long claws out for a better effect, and when they were near enough
>LL jumped in front of them, a fake 'X' in her screen, some teens jumped back, and one even fell before starting to run where they came from
>She once again fell to the floor with laughter, CH did the same, in their drunk mind this was the most hilarious thing ever, nothing could be funnier
>And they keep doing this for a while, scare, move, scare, move, scare, move

>The night ended, and CH found herself on the couch of their little office, LL was on the floor
>She checked the hour on her HUD, it was 5 in the morning, worked still hadn't started "Ay, me siento cruda" Some things still starting up on her
>While she waited for her system to calibrate, she started to use her phone to see some stuff
>'(NEWS: Two "Disassembly Drones" Scare people all over town, people say there were real, authorities remain skeptical)'
>She reads the news, slowly thinking 'Why would someone do that?', then slowly remembers what happened last night, slowly piecing the puzzle together, and...
>"(Ahh... Shit)"
No.77485
Anonymous
Replies:>>77487>>77495
>>77455
>the one with the ghost oogi didn't feel fetishy to me
J eating a bunch of tiny girls, gaining weight and burping so loud she rattles the windows didn't feel fetishy to you?
No.77486
Anonymous
Replies:>>77488
>>77416
It would be funny if they made a render of Martha and Louisa having a fist battle
No.77487
Anonymous
Replies:>>77490
>>77485
Do you think other Anons are fetishy for being that?
No.77488
Anonymous
Replies:>>77505
>>77486
>Martha immediately German suplexing Louisa the second she dies and becomes a ghost
No.77489
Anonymous
>>77370
Cute snek Tessa
No.77490
Anonymous
>>77487
>for being that?
what?
No.77491
Anonymous
Replies:>>77492>>77496>>77523>>77987
Image:173041845252.jpg(181kB, 1280x1280)GZyOXERWMAAYgxq.jpg
The creator of the loafs is such a weirdo
No.77492
Anonymous
>>77491
HUH
No.77493
Anonymous
>>77467
Based
No.77494
Anonymous
Replies:>>77498>>77499>>77799
Image:173041851267.png(167kB, 652x553)1ab630247e623bf08db795d38d63e7de.png
I want to continue the Harper green but at the same time I'm scared
No.77495
Anonymous
>>77485
Yeah. The burp felt like gross out humour to me. The weight gain seemed like a way to explain J having an off model figure like how other anons have her installing curves as upgrades. As for eating oogies, it is something that already happened offscreen and wasn't described in a particular manner. It is a reminder that the DDs are actually vile monsters.
No.77496
Anonymous
>>77491
the fuck am I looking at?
No.77497
Anonymous
Replies:>>77504
>>77484
Halloween pros at work, after all, you can't spell Halloween without 'LL' (the CH is invisible in the word)
No.77498
Anonymous
>>77494
>I'm scared
that’s right, you better be
No.77499
Anonymous
Replies:>>77524
>>77494
Seasons don't fear the Reaper. Nor does the wind, the sun or the rain. You can be like they are.
No.77500
Tales from the Scrapyard: A Film To Die For
Replies:>>77501
>You finish lighting the last jack-o-lantern on the porch before stepping back and admiring the lineup of carved pumpkins.
>This year you’d decided to splurge a bit and purchased a pumpkin for yourself and U-U to work on.
>Yours is a classic – the gap tooth, gaping grin that comes to mind when you think of the season.
>U-U, on the other hand… carved each of theirs into some pretty grotesque faces. When you asked what they were supposed to be, they just said ‘you’ before breaking down into fits of laughter.
>Choosing not to reflect on that further, you head back in.
>The night’s still young, and U-U will probably want to try something special to commemorate the holiday – maybe bobbing for apples? Trick or treating? Hay rides?

>You find the two sprawled over the back of the recliner and across the couch, respectively.
>It’s one of the rare moments where you can actually see their ‘eyes’ – both look completely demoralized.
Is something wrong?
>Huh? Why?
You guys seem bummed out, I’d have thought Halloween was your favorite holiday for sure.
>One of the U’s sighed.
>“It is!”
>“It’s just that celebrating isn’t the same without Halloween movies.”
>The other U sighed harder.
>“And we can’t watch any of those without a TV.”
Why would we need a TV to watch a scary movie? I’ve got a projector and all of that stuff up in the attic.
>The two perk up immediately and, before you can finish, have already blitzed upstairs, found the machine, and made it back downstairs to set it up in record time.

>A box titled ‘Halloween Shit’ is emptied out violently, and the movies spread out.
>Most of them are pretty tame – like the original House of Wax and a couple of other schlock films.
So, which do you want to watch?
>U-U grins and the two begin to paw through the DVDs for a second before finding what they’re looking for.
>“This one, this one! ‘Revenge of the Huskers’ looks good!”
>Both nodded in unison, so great was the consensus on this choice.
‘Huskers,’ huh? I… I honestly don’t remember buying this one. I must’ve, though.
>You turn it over in your hands. It actually looks horrifying – some guy on the back of the box is getting his face peeled or something by a creature made of stitched together… skin?
>Definitely NOT your first choice, but if they want to watch it….
Okay, sure.

>U and U exchange a devious look.
>They’d actually planted the film amongst the others after buying it a couple years back, before you decided to forsake suburbia for the farming life.
>Between the fact that you seemed like a wimp who’d scare at the slightest thing, and the fact that they were genuinely curious about the film, they got it as fast as they could.
>You pop the film into the archaic player and it starts to play.
>The three of you sit on the couch, you in the middle with a U unit on either side, and settle in for the scares.
(1/3)
No.77501
Anonymous
Replies:>>77503
>>77500
>Or you would’ve settled in, except for a knock at the door.
Now who could possibly be out this late?
>You get up; U-U starts to go with you.
No, no, it’s fine. Probably just a trick-or-treater or something – poor kid’s probably lost.
>You go up to the door and open it.
>A seven-foot-tall figure looms over you on the step, breathing softly.
>Its eyes and mouth are hollow, its skin rubbery and relatively hairless. Rags drape its frame, hiding the large stitches crisscrossing its body.
Woah, that’s an insane costume, man! How’d you set that up? U, U, come look at this guy!
>The drones round the corner to see the strange trick-or-treater. They recoil at the sight of him.
Thanks for stopping by, man! Here, have some candy!
>You hold the bowl out.
>It doesn’t move.
Oh, germs. Right. Here, put a paw out, I’ll give you some.
>You grab a fistful of cheap sweets and try to hand them to the stranger, only for it to suddenly grip your arm.
WOAH! Ha ha, you… you got me good. Scared me.
>It doesn’t let go of your arm. U-U seems to be getting agitated.
>“Hey, let go of him!”
>“Yeah, get your candy and go!”
>It doesn’t release its grip; instead, it tightens it and begins to slowly, firmly, pull you towards itself.
Hey, let-
>You don’t get to finish as U- swoops forward and, in a smooth motion, slices the forearm off of the stranger.
>It staggers back in shock as -U slams and locks the door.
>“Are you okay, Anon?”
Okay? You just mutilated some random guy, of course I’m not… okay?
>You look at the thing’s hand, still gripping your arm. Its skin… isn’t a costume.
>A glance out the door reveals that the thing is gone from your porch, standing farther away in the shadows.
>Watching.
>Other, similarly shaped things are moving around at the edge of your driveway, where the light can’t quite reach.
>Your mouth gets very dry.
>U-U, go get my shotgun. Get it now, and then get somewhere safe.
>One runs off to find the weapon, while the other scoffs.
>“You really think we’re going to let you fight off an onslaught of terrors on your own, clod?”
>You take the shotgun from the returning drone and load it.
>I’m not asking you, I’m TELLING you.
>“We haven’t listened to you before, and we’re definitely not starting now just so you can pretend to be an action hero and die.”
>U-, -U, this is not negotiable, I mean it-
>The sound of shattering glass comes from the living room. Another window breaks on the opposite side of the house. Something begins to bang on the doors, doing so with enough ferocity to splinter the hardwood frame.
>One of the things rushes in from the darkened dining room; you hit it with a well-placed volley of buckshot.
>It doesn’t dispatch it – it stumbles for a moment and keeps rushing you.
>U-U attacks it with their far superior weaponry, as you fire at another skin creature rushing in.
>You try to reload, but the door finally buckles and breaks inwards, strong hands gripping your shoulder and head.
>U and U turn just in time to watch as your face is peeled right off of your head, distracting them long enough to be seized by the other creatures and torn to shreds.
AAAIIIEEEE! THE HUSKERS! THEIR TURNING ME INTO ONE OF THEEEEEEEM!
(2/3)
No.77503
Anonymous
Replies:>>77802
>>77501
>…
>You yawn.
>Watching the main characters just get eviscerated like that…
>And the obvious, rubber monster costumes…
>You sigh.
>For a ‘scary’ movie picked by U-U, this was actually dogshit.
>You were entirely aware, of course, that the two planted the film in hopes that you’d be scared of it.
>And at one point, you definitely would’ve been.
>But you had one secret weapon up your sleeve – there’s no monster anywhere near as scary as your mom.
>You get chills just reminiscing on your childhood.
>U-U, on the other hand, seems to be absolutely terrified by the gore onscreen.
>Watching those two DDs and that one human get shredded just halfway through the film really struck a nerve.
>They’re clinging onto you pretty tight and aren’t even noticing when you give them slightly untoward squeezes on the rear.
>If they’re still this timid later, you’re definitely going to enjoy Halloween night.
No.77504
Anonymous
>>77497
Scaring people is kinda fun. It is a pro too, since, who is going to believe the DD that is supposed to be only in a work place will be anywhere else?
It is CHaLLoween, the C is silent.
No.77505
Anonymous
Replies:>>77506>>77520
>>77488
>After winning Martha immediately grabbed Tessa and adopt her as her child
No.77506
Anonymous
Image:173041915618.png(271kB, 311x525)water.png
>>77505
>seconds later cain erases Martha for being a filthy NPC
No.77507
Anonymous
Replies:>>77803
>Mini-Drone's have created their own society in one of the abandoned Copper-9 cities
>Despite being far from Earth they still celebrate Halloween
>Mini-Drones wearing tissues go around saying, "Boo!"
>Mini-Drones derobe and steal the clothing of action figures for costumes
>Most of the costumes are military themed as a result
>The fortune without a military costume are given extra pieces of candy, which are torn from giant chocolate bars
No.77508
Anonymous
Replies:>>77509>>77521>>77804
Image:173041958882.jpg(1.39MB, 2728x2200)Emily say happy Halloween.jpg
No.77509
Anonymous
Replies:>>77510>>77521>>77804
Image:173041960309.jpg(1.64MB, 3024x2552)the jobbinator.jpg
>>77508
No.77510
Anonymous
Replies:>>77511>>77521>>77592>>77804
Image:173041961734.jpg(969kB, 3024x1592)happi.jpg
>>77509
No.77511
Anonymous
Replies:>>77512>>77521>>77804
Image:173041963232.jpg(996kB, 2048x2536)zombie drone micha.jpg
>>77510
No.77512
Anonymous
Replies:>>77513>>77521>>77804>>77993
Image:173041965135.jpg(1.07MB, 2272x2188)it's totally Tessa.jpg
>>77511
No.77513
Anonymous
Replies:>>77514>>77521>>77804
Image:173041967365.jpg(1.35MB, 2216x2544)grave robber Tessa.jpg
>>77512
No.77514
Anonymous
Replies:>>77516>>77521>>77804
Image:173041969348.jpg(1.16MB, 2560x2048)funny joke.jpg
>>77513
No.77515
Anonymous
Image:173041969669.jpg(157kB, 956x1440)glitch_prod-1852108492565360967-img1.jpg
No.77516
Anonymous
Replies:>>77517>>77521>>77804
Image:173041970714.jpg(945kB, 1844x2420)Rebepomni.jpg
>>77514
No.77517
Anonymous
Replies:>>77521>>77588>>77804
Image:173041972272.jpg(1.04MB, 1924x2420)Gordon doorman.jpg
>>77516
No.77518
Anonymous
>>77416
>four fingers and the thumb doesn't make sense
I smell Solver Shenanigans.
No.77519
Anonymous
Replies:>>77525
>>77475
You'll never believe the punchline with this one
No.77520
Anonymous
>>77505
I wish more writefriends would so something with Martha being Tessa's Aunt. I'd try and write something myself but I have no idea what I'd do
No.77521
Anonymous
Replies:>>77591
>>77508
Call me Lucifer because I'm about to make this angel fall
>>77509
>>77510
>>77511
>>77512
>>77513
>>77514
>>77516
Rebecca knows what the boys want, clussy
>>77517
Clever
No.77522
Anonymous
>>77419
>ESR at Anon’s door, they either play a trick on him or he gives them treats. His choice, those DDs are quite extravagant with their tricks
No.77523
Anonymous
>>77491
The fuck is this?
No.77524
Anonymous
Replies:>>77543
>>77499
Scared of doing it wrong
No.77525
Anonymous
Replies:>>77805
>>77519
>Private Woody actually witnessed the horrors of war from Jane's pocket
>But, everyone keeps thinking he was shoved up Jane's ass
No.77526
Anonymous
Replies:>>77528
Image:173042027415.png(782kB, 1020x1310)Screenshot 2024-10-28 at 10.08.25 PM.png
No.77527
Anonymous
Image:173042030368.gif(1.32MB, 500x283)d9tol70-74140f5f-f4dd-4c30-bda1-96105000d68c.gif
>>77373
>>77248
>Harpaaaaaa
>CHOPP!
No.77528
Anonymous
Replies:>>77530
Image:173042040263.png(386kB, 624x498)1598735437324.png
>>77526
>uses brain powers to change the g in raging into a p
No.77529
Anonymous
Replies:>>77531
Image:173042042868.jpg(5.27MB, 2480x3508)113240366_p0.jpg
Making REAL Cyn | Murder Drones - Part 2youtube thumb

If I had a nickel for every time a man decided to build a robot waifu from scratch and document it on youtube, I'd have two nickles.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
No.77530
Anonymous
Replies:>>77534
>>77528
>you succeed
>now J will attack you like a raginp ape
No.77531
Anonymous
>>77529
We are making Drones real, boys! We gonna [Null] this shithole
No.77532
Anonymous
Replies:>>77533
Image:173042063920.jpg(44kB, 564x590)1725651933957199.jpg
>>77409
Sorry to hear that, Anon. I'm pretty down and out myself. Have this J
No.77533
Anonymous
Image:173042079056.png(276kB, 1120x1680)172753796930.png
>>77532
Nah J sucks, here this Emily instead
No.77534
Anonymous
>>77530
>salts the J
No.77535
Anonymous
Replies:>>77536>>77537>>77613>>77621
Image:173042089209.png(31kB, 692x907)GbOFE-LXkAAIc2w.png
Baby Uzi n Doll
No.77536
Anonymous
>>77535
Cute
No.77537
Anonymous
>>77535
they grow up so fast, or at least uzi does, she was a pillbaby for only 10 days
No.77538
Anonymous
Replies:>>77541
Image:173042113903.jpg(40kB, 522x530)f8f4e80d4e2e0427c86b91b0b9a273f4.jpeg
After several pedestrian fatalities including one gruesome incident where a J unit tried to squeeze into a packed elevator, he Department of Transportation has mandated that all J units be fitted with a 'wide load' sticker on their posterior.
No.77539
Anonymous
Replies:>>77627
Image:173042124519.jpg(175kB, 2048x1780)GYNVFCaWYAASsdY.jpeg
No.77540
Anonymous
Replies:>>77627
Image:173042129844.jpg(251kB, 2520x1716)GbQV6RvXIAAEXiQ.jpg
Happy Family and Halloween
No.77541
Anonymous
>>77538
>The sticker is packed separately
>The instructions take several lines to stress that the sticker MUST be slapped on
>The J unit is obligated to report non-slapping applications of stickers so that the user can be fined
No.77542
Anonymous
Image:173042137035.jpg(89kB, 621x1024)1726520751720152m.jpg
Bleh
No.77543
Anonymous
>>77524
Write it, leave it to the side, reread it a week later. See if you like it.
No.77544
Autism Alert
I feel autistic. Does anyone else here play SWTOR? I kinda wanna see if I can make Beretta. If I can, what class do you think she'd be?
>Jedi Guardian
>Sage (One-handed lightsaber, but mostly force range attacks)
>Jedi Shadow (Double-Bladed Lightsaber)
>Sentinel (Dual Wield)
>Scoundrel (Smuggler/Han Solo)
>Gunslinger (Dual Pistols)
Or
>Juggernaut (Sith version of Guardian, think Darth Vader)
>Marauder (Sith Version of Sentinel)
>Sorcerer (Sith version of Sage, shoots lightning instead)
>Assassin (Darth Maul)
No.77545
Anonymous
Replies:>>77546>>77547>>77548>>77555>>77615>>77620
Image:173042163601.png(1.20MB, 3000x3281)ab4aa3b2a100b5b048482d6e6bb74254.png
>>77217
for you
https://files.catbox.moe/d8ju6o.mp3
No.77546
Anonymous
>>77545
Still on time, nicely done
No.77547
Autism Alert
>>77545
Why does he sound like Chris-Chan?
No.77548
Anonymous
>>77545
Does this weenie actually have nanite acid in his stinger or is it lemon juice or pledge cleaner or something?
No.77549
Anonymous
Replies:>>77553>>77614
Image:173042174451.png(18kB, 672x698)oglo.png
happy halloween stinky humans!
No.77550
Anonymous
Replies:>>77551>>77554
hello droen thread, today i had a dream about being violently sexually assaulted by the cynwalker (i love bloodplay!)
is this the power of halloween?
No.77551
Anonymous
>>77550
It is autism
No.77552
Tale of "Horror"
Replies:>>77557>>77559>>77562>>77807
A B-Movie Greentext
I'm so sorry this is the only way I could possibly spin SD-M & Oogi
>Serial Designation M is tired of being bullied by her squad
SD-M: "I've had enough! I'll prove to Zeta and Xi that I'm just as good as them!"
>She boldly goes to meet the Disassembly Drones coordinator in charge of all the missions
SD-M: "Anon, I demand that you give me your most dangerous mission!"
>Anon turned to face SD-M, his face shifting into an expression of pure unadulterated horror, complete with trembling lips, watering eyes & sweat oozing from his brow like a freshly squeezed citrus
Anon: "M, I-"
SD-M: "TELL ME, OR SO HELP ME ILL KICK YOUR MONKEY-FIGHTING ASS!"
Anon: "...Okay. There is a house that's been infested by an evil menace."
>SD-M started to go there until Anon stopped her
Anon: "Beware M, if you take this quest you'll surely die!"
SD-M: "Watch me."
>SD-M gives Anon a nut-shattering that nearly kills him before heading to the house for real
-
>Arriving at the house, SD-M smashes down the door, fully prepared to face evil incarnate
>Yet all that awaits her is a simple middle-class Western suburban living room... with a tiny creature creature sitting on the far side coffee table
Oogi: "[Oogi noise]?"
>SD-M stares in disbelief as she marches towards the tiny critter
>Surely this cannot be THIS easy
SD-M: "Are you the evil which I have been sent to kill?"
Oogi: "[Oogi noise]!"
>Not taking such a boorish insult lightly, SD-M clenches Oogi in her hyper-realistic fists
>But before she can go in for the kill, Oogi let's put a call for help
Oogi: "Eeeeeee!"
>Suddenly a chorus of "Bit me!" rings through the halls of the house, followed by a veritable legion of Oogis rushing into the fray
SD-M: "What the heck?"
>SD-M tries to counter attack, but the torrent of miniature railgun blasts combined with a femcel stench that rates a 0.9 on the Uzi scale
SD-M: "Argh, damn you!"
>She tried to make for the door but finds herself blinded & crippled from the Oogi onslaught
>Their cumulative damage far outpaces her ability to regenerate, and by the time the smoke clears there is nothing left but her boy-boots, ashes, and an M-shaped skeleton
>Serial Designation M is now dead [until the next greentext she's in]
>As for the Oogis, they had the house all cleaned up in time for Cthulanon to get back home from a shopping so insane that it'd require a multi-post saga to retell properly
No.77553
Anonymous
>>77549
>"PLEASE ELF LET ME TOUCH YOU!"
Spongebob Squarepants - I Have To Touch Youyoutube thumb
No.77554
Anonymous
Replies:>>77564>>77567
Image:173042188702.png(743kB, 914x519)bro….png
>>77550
No.77555
Anonymous
>>77545
Dammit, I can't open it
No.77556
Anonymous
>>77484
Based Halloween greentext fren!
No.77557
Anonymous
>>77552
Kek
No.77558
Anonymous
READ THE GREENS, NOW! TOTAL WRITEFRIEND LOVE
No.77559
Anonymous
>>77552
The Oogi Swarm really did give M the Harvest special.
F for mah brill.

Holy shit I need to get off my ass and write for her.
No.77560
Anonymous
Replies:>>77808
Image:173042211655.jpg(267kB, 1538x2048)GbL94NdXsAAj-Fn.jpg
The technomancer and her friend who bore the curse.
No.77561
Anonymous
>For Halloween, Cyn and Anon dressed as The Shifting Mound & The Long Quiet
No.77562
Anonymous
Replies:>>77566