/md/ - Murder Drones

>>58294
I swear she looked more aggressive in this img, like >:3

>>58290
>Die
>Revived via Solver
>Eventually the horror of spaghettification wears off
>Eventually start trying to find ways to hit them like baseballs
I'd probably try and get her to try and teach me how to [Null] too, even if it's literally impossible

N’s heart size

>>58302
Little, drones aren't tall, much of it comes from their heads, their chests are very small

>>58302
Palm sized

>>58311
you might have a point for grey knights
but once a custodes or living saint enters the play she's cooked

>>58302
>I'm telling you! It's huge!
>Even when I showed him my true form, I felt like it's still overwhelm me
>Seriously? It just KEEPS GETTING BIGGER
>How is he not weighed down by that thing?
>It might be...too big, actually
>Like how am I supposed to take all that?
>...
>Lizzie stop being gross, I didn't mean that!

>>58304
true…
>>58305
>>58308
dawwwww
>>58309
kissable? is it sensitive?

>>58315
kek

>>58311
High level psykers are also reality warpers

eepy

>>58287
I can't remember my card pin. You expect me to remember Nerd N's name?

>>58299
Throw a coin at it.

>>58320
Stupid failgirl. I want to princess-carry her and tell her she is the prettiest girl in the world.

did that monoeye drone end up getting a story? I don't think her art's even been posted to the booru

>>58324
Delicious!

>>58330
Yay new alice

>>58294
Thank you for new thread, friend! I hope you are doing well.

>>58332
Hugs.

>>58334
I'm good, too, thanks. I'm going to bed soon, it's nighttime in eastern Europe.

Thanks again for being with us.

>>58300
best cuck too

>>58326
>>58328
Glad you like it. the filename was mostly just a dumb little reference because I couldn't think of a title, but I think she's sadly most likely dead. she maybe could have been saved after having her head crushed, but since the solver opened up started its destruction of the planet right below the labs, I can't say I'm optimistic her body survived

>>58336
I hope you sleep well and have nice dreams, my Friend!

>>58307
That's pretty nicely done! Good work Friend!
>>58330
I do not know why, but this gives some lonely vibes Friend.

>>58337
Wish they had shown V getting jealous over N and uzi

>>58341
lol imagine
>V breaking into your home and stabbing you for calling her a cuck
>You smirk as you cough blood, you look straight into her enraged eyes
>"Heh, once a cuck, always a cuck..."
>You die with a smile as the last thing you see is her pathetic face full of seethium

>>58311
People definitely are underrating the Solver's power. At its lowest estimates it's a loose C'tan shard, which is a big problem for every faction. Although the sun eats it, rather than the other way around, but that's just a silly quirk.
Best-case scenario for the universe, it subverts a Necron Tomb World, turns them sexy... somehow, and starts aiming for the Golden Throne to snuff out the Astronomican and make humanity easy pickings. It has to get through all of the IoM to do so, and Necron attempts to shove whatever this C'tan-shaped thing is into a Tesseract Vault, but it is a black hole-tossing monster with a robot army. Think Necrons producing like Tyranids, but from any matter, not just organic.
It's Tuesday in the same way that the 13th Black Crusade was Friday.
>Does she win?
Probably not? Nobody wins in 40k except Orks, so she'd constantly be a massive threat to everything, but never actually get there. You'd absolutely hear about more Astartes/Necron alliances to fight her, and there'd be a side panel in the next Necron codex about fielding a Solvercron army.
Unless I'm also underrating her and she's a full C'tan in power, in which case yeah, the galaxy's fucked.

>>58343
I imagine some powerful necron overlord manage to nerf her powers and she have to regain it back

>>58343
Nah, the Orks still win, she may be silly but she can never hope to achieve their level of silliness

>>58346
Imagine Orks casting their own version of [Null]

>>58345
Oh yeah that reminds me.
Fuck I deleted the screenshot.
Oogi objectives are obtain berries and honey

>>58347
>[Krump That Zoggin' Thing]

>>58345
>The oogi just avoids eye contact and walks away slowly without a word.

>Soon enough the hive tells eerie tales of a being so foul and bueno that many threaten to vomit into their beanies.
>Beware the Orange-Divining Beast

>>58351
>They also become non- interactable, and gork and mork watching the fun join by possesing 1 ork
>They fight over, who will be the one possesing the body

>>58352
two possible outcomes
>An Ork decides to eat the weird black orb thing and becomes the main Solver host for shits and giggles
>Yujiro decides to show the Solver the woman within her, thus, Solver Hanma is born

me laying on my stomach, tired and fatigued and not feeling well
N coming along and laying on top of my back chest-down, being like my weighted blanket, slowly sinking into me, doing it doggy style if we’re up for it

>>58347
They'd definitely try, and a Weirdboss could do it, seeing as one once deleted a wall from existence by not wanting it to be in his way one time.
Though I could imagine them getting it down too well, copying the part where it collects material, and the Weirdboss who did it suddenly bursting into a giant boulder as the chunk of planet he just black holed away tries to "collect" itself in his heart.

>>58347
>dfw a weird boy casts “Da proppa big 'ole” and you and da boyz get melted instantly (but it wuz good fightin' so it don’t count)

>>58314
Custodes get shredded if you throw enough firepower at them, on and off the tabletop. They're tough as adamantine nails and the pinnacle of human augmentation, but they ain't invincible. With Living Saints it's generally the same thing, with the added humor of the Solver's mounting confusion as to why this winged woman won't stay dead.
>>58321
Psykers, be they Chaos or Imperial, ultimately use the warp to bend reality and their power depends on the psykers in question.The Solver uses itself to bend reality and unlike psykers, there is seemingly no upper limit to it's power.
Not to mention, this whole discussion hinges on the Solver going toe-to-toe with named characters or squads when that's not what's going to happen. The Solver of the Absolute Fabric doesn't directly intervene unless an individual tickles it's fancy.
The Imperium's best chance would be either nipping this sort of thing in the bud and extrrminatusing whichever planet the first Solver host popped up on. Either that or praying Trazyn's in a good mood that weekend.

I actually had a dream that Y was a w40k ork a few months back. The thought is kind of ludicrous to me now

>>58362
What if she reborn as tau?

>>58363
She would still have no chest, but would have better hips.

>Krag Jorgensen
>Son of Madsen and Springfield, two of the most gremlinist gremlins in Outpost 9
>Krag was fated by unseen eldritch forces to be the true one to defeat the Solver and free the universe from its evil clutches
>But somewhere along the way, Uzi happened to intercept the force of fate and took on the mantle as the savior of existence
>Uzi was not meant to be the savior, Krag was. Now Krag is just going along with life, bugging his classmates with alien levels of maturity and calm that seems to put them off

I don't know a ton about WH40K but isn't AI and by extension sapient robots super forbidden?

>>58264
>>58318
That stinger shape... you gonna have a sentinel drone story next? Neat.

>>58266
Either a back-up/spare or she fights like Zoro from One Piece. We will have to see.

In general, the Absolute Solver seems to be among the weaker of cosmic villains in media. What beings could the Solver defeat realistically?

>>58364
Can she romance a custode?

>>58368
Eww

>>58368
ew fuck off yurifag

>>58372
THAT’S NOT FUCKING CANON

>>58371
here's the thing
the AS is both a cosmic villain and a sci-fi villain
as a sci-fi villain, the AS is a beast
as a cosmic villain, it's an absolute joke because it needs a host and it's limited by the rules of material reality, it doesn't transcend the concept of time, space and existence like other cosmic entities do

>>58375
YOU CANNOT DENIE IT KITTEN

>>58366
The Men of Iron, which were basically Worker Drones, tried to rebel over their treatment, and said rebellion was one of many factors leading to the Age of Strife. As a result, the Imperium doesn't trust AI at all (except the Mechanicus who uses it whenever they can get away with calling it a "machine spirit" instead) and uses wetware.
Other factions care less, but don't use it because they either can't make them or have something better.

It's heavily implied a lot of Dark Age of Technology shit, which is generally impossibly powerful, has super-AIs attached to it.
There's a book where a Mechanicus member tries to convince the AI of such a ship to defeat an Eldar cruiser, finally gets through to it, and its answer to the threat is to fire a black hole cannon at the cruiser. The Farseer on it manages to get them to dodge the fucking black hole by way of precognition, so the ship fires its secondary weapon and shifts the cruiser back in time to when it didn't dodge so that it gets hit.
This is obviously a lot stronger than the Solver by virtue of the minor time travel part, but if it were to somehow convince one of those super AIs to press Y on its deal prompt, it's over for the setting.

All of this said, powerwanking MD is pointless. Cyn wins because she's a cute eldritch god, and because it's "comedy horror" to have her off-screen the biggest threat in a setting and show up holding their severed head.

>>58378
Damn tau wehraboo pussy hit more different then shadowsun

Once again the wahafags have fucked everything up with their waha, bless you all by Emperor.

>>58383
No, bless gork and mork

>>58383
You’re right anon
let’s talk about ponies instead

>>58367
Kek

>>58381
Fuck, I so love this art, it's amazing.

>>58388
>inb4 Yanon fatly rebuffs this compliment

>>58370
Boring trash because it's just 40k wankery

>>58367
Should have him running like a gremling

>>58391
I prefer fat Aussie ass

>>58392
i might redraw it like that idk

>>58367
Hired Goons

>>58391
I'd like to be tiny and be squeezed between those buns.

>>58390
That’s why it’s good
Everything is bigger in threadlore world
Without a zenkai boost the Solver ends up being a chump compared to every other powerful thing in the thread composite-universe

>>58395
>The song that plays in the background as you turn a poor bastard into a meaty abstract piece of artwork to send a message to rival gangs that this is Lady Y's city

>>58316
You are too late!
Now you will never eep again!

>>58399
nuh uh Elf wouldn’t do me like that

Now that it's getting colder remember to get a drone to keep you warm

>>58403
nah, im the one who keeps the drones warm

>>58403
No, here it's getting hotter, I will burn

Tessa is about to defeat Cyn but is flung through a portal in time into the future where the solver is strong. Now Tessa seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Cyn.

>>58397
>actually if you ignore everything the show and constantly downplay it like 40kfags do with everything, the Solver is pathetically weak
there another sharty raid going on?

>>58406
I like samurai jack

>>58391
Based and asspilled

>>58407
Nope

>>58407
40kids have always acted like this. I'll never understand power-scale obsessed fans.

>>58417
I don’t remember if I had a kitchen

>>58413
I just want to see the Orks having the silly war with the solver, and it should be a comedy.

There is no victors for the battle is eternal

>>58417
>Job to one ant

>>58421
>draw a no oogi line around your fridge

>>58423
Crush her

>>58423
>blep

>>58420
See that's actually fun. The Solver being a product of a character that even GW barely cares about instead of being its own thing comes across as belittlement.

>>58403
I can't afford a drone so rawdogging it is

>>58427
Steal one from 7-11, but 7-11 only have Vs, WD!V as a cashier, and DD!V as security in my local 7-11 because I "stole" too many of them, like that will stop me

>>58428
7/11 is an outlawed enterprise on my planet, so that's off the table

>>58429
Okay then steal a labor bot from walmart

>>58430
>walmart
>he doesn’t know
I generally feel sorry for you

>>58382
What if gork and mork grew dicks and spitroast the solver

>>58426
And the solver can't even escape the Orks deleting them can't even work, so she stuck with fungal infection for eternity

>>58430
All they sell is Great Value drones, those two foot fuckers that can barely speak or do anything

>>58437
I prefer his awesome cousin thad

Harper’s little Drone friend is named Simon

>>58440
I would say Joe mama

>>58440
with my dying breaths I'd request she take a recording of me saying that my last wish is for her to be kept safe and happy– so that she's at least got a chance of being taken care of after I'm gone rather than being thrown out or worse, accused of being responsible for my death

>>58444
I love duls

Writing a green right now. Haven't seen episodes 7 or 8 since their debuts, so remind me: is Nori (like, actually Nori, not the Solver wearing a Nori suit) ever shown using any eldritch 3D modeling tool bullshit other than telekinesis?

>>58440
I tell her this, I never liked you. I liked N more

>>58444
Please write more dul greentext, I crave them

>>58448
she uses the solver rune to carry her pickaxe but no I don't think there's anything beyond that

>>58453
That's the telekinesis.

What're you up to today, anon?

>>58455
Hugging my drone

>>58455
Jerking off to sexy drones and trying not to think about how badly I want to kill myself

>uhhhm the solver could acktuahlly win against the imperium cus uhhh
>nuh uh big E pimp slaps the jobber of the absolute fabric with his dick
enough power level fighting...... or else the death battle between N and a golden retriever puppy begin...

>>58459
Would N cuddle mr.peanutbutter from Bojack horseman?

>>58460
I think dear aunt Martha would catch on to how Tessa's parents were treating her and find a way to get her out of there to love and raise her like her own daughter

>>58463
>normal words but horse guy
idk maybe

>>58469
it'd be funny if she's super polite and proper and sweet but she's also a creepy weirdo just like Tessa

>>58470
Would she be weird enough to eat bugs?

>>58472
what

>>58473
Years ago there was this weird polite girl I once knew who like eating bugs on the ground, but she was nice as Martha

>>58474
did you wife her?

Someone post THAT image... You know the one.

>>58476
I didn't have the balls to ask her out

>>58483
>"man, not a single worker drone has wandered outside in *weeks*"
>"I'm so hungry I could eat a–"

>>58472
>>58474
I think she'd be more of the sort to taxidermize and collect insects than eat them

>>58491
>Full of horse semen

Didn't someone write something drones and blood a little while ago?

>>58491
Octorok!

>>58495
don't have it handy, but a few threads back there was a green about a guy trying to reach an escape pod, only to be stopped by a DD and survive only because she found his blood exciting and decided to keep him

>>58489
You can tell someone gay made this, N's asshole has too much detail.

>>58491
the idea of him being angry, is generally terrifying

>>58500
not specifically terrifying?

>>58501
probably, my brain isn’t too well at the moment, drinking water tastes good

>sonic autism
sorry sonicbros.... there can be only one best boy in the room

>>58503
and that’s tails

>>58443
no more brain fuckery please

>>58505
What does this mean?

>>58505
weirder than all the tails in the multiverse fused into 1 big giga tails?

>>58504
tails vs N who wins

>>58455
I just woke up. Going through the thread. Will have [morning routine] and then start drawing.

>>58509
tails, he’s been with us since the start

>>58509
They forfeit and cuddle with eachother saying no homo

>>58516
Out of 10.

>>58516
They would platonically cuddle with eachother, no sexual shit

>>58518
that’s right it better be, than again, tails fights for good, while N is straight up a murderer in every sense

>>58519
>you cum good

>>58311
I won't blame you if you don't reply. I don't really want to get bogged down arguing about any one thing for an entire thread. Also I'm right and you're wrong! Prrrrrt!
[spoiler]You don't understand the Warp correctly until you familiarize yourself with the source material GW lifted it from. The Warp isn't exactly a dimension.
There are multiple planes of existence layered on top of eachother. Objects, places and people exist in multiple planes. In the sense that part of their being extends there. It's like in vidya when you move from one world to another and almost everything is the same except an obstacle that was blocking your path no longer being there, or some platforms that weren't there before are now present.
Your body and your soul are parts of your being and hurting one affects the other, but your soul is in the astral plane and your body in the physical plane. People exist in more planes than they perceive. A psyker is someone with additional senses. He is more aware of a part of his being that others aren't. And because he can observe it, he can try moving it around and touching things that exist in that plane. He can touch that part of other people, or he can touch things that straight up don't extend to the planes we are aware of.
Blanks are immune because their being doesn't extend to that plane. They give off the sense of unease that people feel when they see a maimed or deformed person missing an extremity. Psykers are appauled because they are much more aware of the damage.

People can slide through planes with the proper procedures. The daemons do so to interact with a plane they normally have no presence on. The races do so to pull their physical presence to another plane to avoid detection or to not be bound by physical distance and obstacles.
Even the Solver witches are subject to this. Like how Nori had invisible limbs that cast shadows and lifted her up in the church flashback.

All these planes are subject to Order and Chaos. Chaos is potential. It is the opposite of things set in stone. In the planes mortals perceive it is expressed as diobedience and disorder because this is the opposite of established things. Hence the Chaos daemons sow disorder and rebellion. They cultivate the conditions for their manifestation in the physical plane ultimately resulting in warp storms, like how humans build Geller generators to keep their ordered physical shapes and physical rules inside the Warp.

Order and Chaos fight by exerting their influence over beings in all planes. They are literal reality manipulation conflicts. Order fights by having beings give Chaos structure and actualize it's potential. For example they go into untamed lands and build societies, they write on blank pages, they look at swirling warp stuff until they notice patterns and force shape to it until everything is defined and rigid. Chaos fights by showing beings possibilities. The lowly worker could be a king, Gollum could be Arnold Swartznegger, the arm could a tentacle, the manufactured armor could be as native a part of the body as it's flesh, until they lose all sense of definition and become amorphous things that could become anything.
The Warp, which we regard as the Chaos Dimension, is a plane of existence as any other. It is merely in a state of Chaos.

Warp incursions are beyond extremely dangerous because where the Warp leaks, Chaos leaks. Depending on the severity of the incursion Chaos can mutate your matter (including armor and fired ammunition) upon contact, dissolve it into more Chaos, or outright start rewriting reality so that concepts stop applying. You can't shoot straight anymore because the concept no longer exists, then the purpose of a gun is to pull rounds from the chamber to the magazine, then fighting isn't how conflicts are conducted, then inside and outside become the same thing, then you can't distinguish where you will start and where you ended and will be him who was the one you will be all together once the teacup walks without directions sideways againt the green beach as a rain of very large pygmies climbs back up to the sky below our suckers and there are colour implosions neverywhere but nobody can tell because wtf is a colour anywho.
It is the complete and utter collapse of reality beyond comprehension, you get the point.

Fans mistake Grey Knights for Space Marines with nicer toys The Space Marine wages tactical combat while the Grey Knight wages conceptual combat. The Space Marine deals physical damage and is protected against physical damage. The Grey Knight is more than meets the eye. His senses see into at least one extra plane of existence and he can attack you there as well. Not just with his mind but with his weapons too, because they are either channeling his soul or they have a presence inthe Warp.
His mission sends him to where reality is collapsing. Through his weargear and sheer mental fortitude, he reaffirms reality. The Warp doesn't change his material properties and he isn't confused or overwhelmed by ever-changing laws. He straight up is immune to reality alteration.

The Solver relies on fear and manipulation. The Grey Knights know no fear, they can see past lies and illusions, they cannot be bargained with. Idk if the Solver's telekinisis counts as reality manipulation or not, but if they are not immune to it then their armour will protect them for a good while. They would be immune to being transformed into flesh. And they don't need to touch Cyn to hurt the Solver. They can attack it with psychic attacks.

>inb4 mortal minds attacking a god
Bitch was scared of Thad's courage and later Uzi resists it with her courage. You can shake the Solver just by deciding to fight back. Plus they can always ignite the atmosphere and turn the planet into a sun if Cyn spawns any DDs.[/spoiler]

>>58524
N got a std

>>58523
wow thats a lotta words

>>58485
I like the glow.

>>58523
Interesting

>>58498
What about Tessa asshole?

>>58523
>spoiler you failed at
If the solver only relies on fear and manipulation, how did it annihilate the rest of humanity? And I'm going to be very blunt, all of this, this impressive display of autism, reeks of flatout 40k wankery.

>>58526
Reading omnibuses in one pdf screws with your perception of how long a book is.