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No.98219
/v/ Co-Op 2024: Round 1Coayynon !hJA5r5.WJw
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Keep all tournament talk ITT.

►Timer: https://itsalmo.st/the-end-of-round-1-2gen

►VOTE: https://forms.gle/7EubrUcuxKSMf7SVA

►Nominations: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XFKbybh1HF_ZBdz7uDrs5yKiof5E1_v4qYnJyx_TYdk/edit?usp=sharing
►Qualifiers: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-uF0Xdu4FL9_q5-v-AwzRH5TohOgScycXPhA-jU70R8/edit?usp=sharing

►Bracket: https://challonge.com/69sylqgc

►OC (Upload to these boorus)
https://queenkingv.booru.org/
https://booru.plus/+queenkingvbooruplus (NEW)

>Past winners:
The Glamgals (Roxanne Wolf and Glamrock Chica) (2023)

>Judges
Yotsuba
/v/-tan
Tre/vr/
Samus Aran

>Host(s)
Coayynon !hJA5r5.WJw
Samaritanon !!0q4n9L7G/iU

If you notice any errors with the forms please say something.
No.98223
Anonymous
Replies:>>98229
Admittedly not feeling great after those qualifier results, but let's hope the main show still turns out good.
No.98224
Anonymous
Image:170770281408.jpg(61kB , 645x659 , b1a.jpg)
No.98225
Anonymous
Video:170770284045.mp4(71kB / 00:00:01 / hvc1 , 1280x720 , SF-Mission 2.mp4)
>>98220
No.98228
Anonymous
>>98216
wait a minute, Jack Frost is on here twice!
No.98229
Anonymous
>>98223
We lost some good teams who were active
No.98230
Anonymous
Replies:>>98443
Image:170770296145.jpg(61kB , 800x600 , bandw2_37.jpg)
>Blackey: So dis is "science" huh... Well, we ain't gonna let that get da better of us. Unlike the world outside da monitor, boss 'ere can make real miracles!
>Whitey: It would be best if we built our temples quickly, and then some universities, that way we can simply impress these scientists with our enlightened faith.
>Blackey: OR I can unveil da creature and tell em to prove it don't exist! Hyehe!
No.98231
Anonymous
>>98219
We can submit multiple responses.
No.98232
Anonymous
Image:170770305372.jpg(78kB , 1280x720 , 61513531575.jpg)
Well what do we have here? It's round one, and I'm paired against Ban-JOB and the Breegull. Much as I hate to disrespect the younger Mayles, I'm about to treat you to a full force beatdown courtesy of yours truly and my space-faring acquaintance!
No.98233
Anonymous
Replies:>>98234
BEJITABRO HERE (YES THE COCKPOSTER) TO TELL YOU NOT TO VOTE FOR BEJITA'S CONCUBINES
PROOF:https://files.catbox.moe/suh9yd.png
DON'T SPEAK MY NAME IN VEIN AGAIN FUCKER
No.98234
Anonymous
>>98233
I'm voting for Bejita's Concubines.
No.98235
Anonymous
>>98228
>>98219
Hosts! Knock out the Devil Busters and save the Little Nightmares duo.
No.98236
Anonymous
Hosts stop being incompetent for a single tournament impossible challenge.
No.98237
Anonymous
Voting against all meta or one note gimmick teams
No.98238
Samaritanon !!0q4n9L7G/iU
>>98228
Apologies. Devil Busters have been replaced with Little Nightmares. To the 4 people who voted so far, you might want to change your vote.
No.98239
Anonymous
Replies:>>98248
Image:170770328093.png(1.83MB , 1920x1080 , icon of piss 5.png)
HEY MASTER HAND! CRAZY HANDS! YOU SEEM KIND OF HANDY! WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR STILLS AND STROKE MY FUCKING DICK!
No.98240
Anonymous
>>98238
Thank fuck!
No.98241
Anonymous
Replies:>>98348
>>98237
Honestly? Same here aside from a select few.
No.98242
Anonymous
Replies:>>98369
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>>98224
No.98243
Anonymous
Image:170770334483.jpg(59kB , 362x545 , Rulue_won.jpg)
At last, I get to fight alongside my darling prince~
This is the greatest day of my life!
>Don't worry Rulue, I'll make sure that these two will suffer the wrath of my dark magic! Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
No.98244
Anonymous
Replies:>>98246
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>>98219
Huh? This seems right up your valley doomguy, considering these are fellow retro-game characters like you.
No.98245
Anonymous
Replies:>>98264
>>98238
I can't edit my vote, it only lets me make an entirely new submission.
No.98246
Anonymous
Replies:>>98247
Image:170770348813.jpg(694kB , 1815x1837 , doomguy 18.jpg)
>>98244
They call themselves double dragons apparently. They seem to like with their hands.
Well like I always say, GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES! COME ON GERALD, WE GOT SOME BOTHERS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF!
No.98247
Anonymous
Replies:>>98262
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>>98246
Whoa there!
Eager to tear them apart without a second thought.
*sighs*
I know I pulled this move on eggman but I guess its appropriate here too.
No.98248
Anonymous
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>>98239

OHOHOHOHOH~
I can't decide who's the bigger loser here; King Poo or Icon of Shit!
I'm so excited to see these two getting their asses handed by a pair of hands!
No.98249
Anonymous
Image:170770372248.jpg(37kB , 800x450 , greatmightpoo.jpg)
kings are shit
this round is shit
No.98250
Anonymous
Replies:>>98329
Image:170770374020.jpg(155kB , 1920x1080 , Erdricck.jpg)
With that, our two heroes set off on a new adventure, hoping to find newfound riches and glory! A mysterious passerby told them tales of a haunted school not too far from here, and with that these warriors of light set off on what will hopefully be a long and fulfilling journey.

Dragon Quest III Symphonic Suite - Adventureyoutube thumb
No.98251
Anonymous
Image:170770374819.jpg(25kB , 640x360 , 1701893811047455.jpg)
Working on a comic with Bub and Bob, one of my favorite NES games so a really fun round one match up
No.98252
Anonymous
Replies:>>98255
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>>98220
these men are delusional, here's the cure prescribed by Doom
No.98253
Anonymous
Replies:>>99037
Image:170770384635.gif(221kB , 78x90 , GroxAngy.gif)
>INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM THE GROX!
>We have detected two lifeforms of extreme vitality on a planet called earth, usually we would destroy the planet and redefine the threat as neutralized, however, we have been informed by the Haltmann Works Company that this would be ill-advised, as the majority of voters live on this planet.
>We cannot land on this planet ourselves due to our advanced genetics being incompatible with the lowly oxygen chemicals of Earth's atmosphere. We have detected 1 million dollars being deposited into our ally's bank account, you are to receive this money-payment if you are to assassinate or sabotage these opponents.
>MISSION: You are to eliminate these threats, and return their bodies to us.
>PAYMENT: 1 Million Earth-American-Dollars In Cash
>WORDS OF ADVISING: Do not tremble, carbon-wad.
No.98254
Anonymous
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.......
>.......
No.98255
Anonymous
>>98252
I voted for the tranny team over this shit
No.98256
Anonymous
Replies:>>98276
Image:170770390601.png(6kB , 82x74 , Olimar.png)
>>98224
While I'm here, I might as well study the dialect of the different species here. Can you tell me what N-I-G-G-E-R means?
No.98257
Anonymous
>>98255
Actually dumb that these two ended up against each other.
No.98258
Anonymous
Image:170770393690.jpg(675kB , 2560x1440 , icon of piss 6.jpg)
>>98248
Please! It's just a pair of hands. I broken billions of them in my time. So what they can shoot shit out of their finger like a gun. I can summon a fucking legion of demons with the snap of my fingers
I'll show these inanimate hands some real magic hands.
No.98259
Anonymous
Replies:>>98268
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Aw yeah! I can't wait to start! Who're our first opponents, Lady Palutena?
>Our first opponent is Kanna, a pilot of a fierce Metal Attacker, from the floral planet of Stranga. That may look small for a tank, but it's nothing like what you see in the war movies!
And that plant next to her?
>That's a Pokemon known as a Bellsprout. This is a special one, who knows plenty of hand-to-hand combat alongside his usual moves. Plus he can speak human language!
Cool! You rarely see a talking Pokemon!
>Not cool in this case, Pit. Unfortunately, this Bellsprout is immature, and uses his mouth mostly for colorful language, and his fighting skills for evil.
Well then, guess we'll have to...um...water his...plant? Mouth? Heh, heh, heh, I've got nothin'!
No.98260
Anonymous
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>>98255
No.98261
Anonymous
If the Hands or anyone else lose to the KWAB duo, they should never qualify again.
No.98262
Anonymous
Replies:>>98280
Image:170770401557.png(126kB , 623x527 , Doomguy judging you.png)
>>98247
Oh god, you're not doing what I think you're going to do.
No.98263
Anonymous
>>98257
It's incredibly funny. Doom is gonna end up RAPED and PREGNANT with MYNT babies after this round
No.98264
Samaritanon !!0q4n9L7G/iU
Replies:>>98271
>>98245
Reload the form, you should be able to edit.
No.98265
Anonymous
Image:170770407883.png(663kB , 855x637 , Mail Day.png)
Alright Luigi, this part is important. You just need to find the ballots that mention us on them!
No.98266
Anonymous
Replies:>>98282
Image:170770411129.png(475kB , 2000x2000 , 902059_iggy-bomb_risky-booty.png)
Hey little man, you want some sweet juicy booty?
I let you have it if you can help us win this round, will you accept the offer?
No.98267
Anonymous
Image:170770414127.jpg(56kB , 522x600 , Army of two pirates.jpg)
M:Hey Tarma! What do you know we made it in! Our first mission is to take down an engineer and a bug? What in the hell is wrong with you people?
T:A humanoid bug shouldn't scare you, Marco. We have faced animals with loaded with Mac-10 machineguns! Why is this a problem?
M:It's the fact that it needs an engineer and for what? It looks like it is carrying around some kind of rapier to attack. I bet those attacks wouldn't hurt like having a combat knife wedged into your chest. I tell you that!
T:Sir, I believe we have to watch other areas like our eyes. As for the engineer we could find a strategy to work around him.
M:Good call Tarma! We got to call Aikawa to drop a slug within our coordinates just in case.
T:Roger!
No.98268
Anonymous
Replies:>>98269
Image:170770416818.png(3kB , 400x400 , bellsproutportrait.png)
>>98259
Viridi > Palutena
No.98269
Anonymous
Replies:>>98272
>>98268
Damn, a free buttplug! Don't mind if I do!
No.98270
Anonymous
Image:170770422899.jpg(81kB , 436x413 , 1626496411280.jpg)
>>98238
They did my bro Pyro Jack dirty
No.98271
Anonymous
>>98264
No, it just brings me to a new submission immediately (like if I hadn't voted), I can't edit it.
No.98272
Anonymous
No.98273
Anonymous
Replies:>>98279
Image:170770433217.png(281kB , 768x384 , King Boo and Icon.png)
>>98258
Icon of you're very lucky these IDIOTS wanted us in because you could've fucked us over. You better no disappoint me or else I swear I will throw you into one of my paintings AND SHIT ON IT
>HOLY SHIT, CALM DOWN- Wait since when can ghost shit?
SINCE....SINCE FOREVER! NOW GET THOSE FUCKING EMAILS READY AND PREPARE TO RIG YOU DOLT!
>Jesus Christ since when did you start taking charge
SINCE I LEARN MY TEAMMATE IS A FUCKING RETARD!
>Wow, harsh words bro. Harsh words.
No.98274
Anonymous
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Waluigi, you ready to help hunt down every single possible vote we can get? I'm not letting those bubble dinos beat us!
No.98275
Anonymous
Image:170770439782.png(1,021kB , 930x685 , JackBros2.png)
Here's the full Jack Bros pic, now go vote for them and Raiden too
No.98276
Anonymous
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>>98256
Hey! I remember you! You were with us at those fighting tournaments!
>Yes, hello, Olimar. I must inform you that word isn't a kind one at all. It's used to-
(HEY, IT'S ME, BELLSPROUT! Oh that word? That's what you call all those ******! Y'know, the ones with brown skin who ********** and ********!)
Whoa! You weren't kidding, Lady Palutena! That plant guy sure has a dirty mouth!
No.98277
Anonymous
Replies:>>98304
Image:170770445694.jpg(458kB , 1920x2098 , amy-fukuda-picsart-22-05-06-08-47-30-925.jpg)
>>98220
>What's the strategy. Jack?
Huh?
>What's the big shock? I am politely asking the Ripper on how we're gonna deal with soon to be Lich King and Lightbringer.
Hold on. Weren't you going all "kawai" and "raiden-kun" with me and shit?
>I thought I'd brighten the mood a bit with a fellow android
...
Cyborg.
>Metal ass as per usual
>So, the plan mister riper?
*Sigh*
We'll let our blades do that for us.
No.98278
Anonymous
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>>98276
YOU! YOU FUCKING BITCH! HOW IN THE UNHOLY SHIT DID YOU MANAGE TO GET INTO ANOTHER FUCKING TOURNAMENT!?
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING GAME!
No.98279
Anonymous
Image:170770455043.png(151kB , 420x420 , Commence the Deviling.png)
>>98258
>>98273
Ha! I remember the last time you two qualified. Didn't it end with both of you becoming even bigger laughing stocks? The two hands are some of the most iconic bosses in gaming, even more than either of you two eyesores! I'll have my popcorn ready for when this round is over.
No.98280
Anonymous
Replies:>>98288
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>>98262
Oh yes I am.
Its mean, its ugly.
It is forgotten by many and kept secret by the masters.
I summon!
GUN-O-JUTSU
No.98281
Anonymous
Replies:>>98319
Image:170770458800.png(10kB , 347x273 , damn.png)
>>98220
Sorry Geno.
https://files.catbox.moe/hle9i4.mp4
No.98282
Anonymous
Image:170770463896.jpg(65kB , 584x439 , l7.jpg)
>>98266
Don't listen to 'em, Larry, it's a trap. Just walk away...there ya go, walk away...why are you using the bathroom? Didn't you just-

"You hear your partner moaning loudly as he "does the deed.""

Geez, and you narrate this guy how much?

"More than you can handle, big guy."
No.98283
Anonymous
Image:170770464345.png(203kB , 360x454 , B60A0F3D-DC18-41BE-8569-22067FB3ABF8.png)
God I just hate robots so damn much
No.98284
Anonymous
Replies:>>98295
Image:170770465448.png(684kB , 620x879 , icon of piss 13.png)
>>98279
LISTEN HERE SATAN! YOU KNOW FOR A FACT NSA RIGS THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE TOURNAMENTS!
IF ANYONE ELSE WAS RUNNING THAT SHIT I WOULD'VE MADE IT TO THE EILITE 8!
No.98285
Anonymous
Replies:>>98294
Image:170770465598.gif(65kB , 200x150 , Bellsprout'sChineseImpression.gif)
>>98276
>*
Come on now, if you're gonna pretend and exaggerate, you shouldn't be a coward about it.
No.98286
Anonymous
Replies:>>98313
Image:170770470476.png(126kB , 510x546 , 1670777624918373.png)
And yet again, I prove that daemons ain't for shit
No.98287
Anonymous
Image:170770470804.jpg(21kB , 500x500 , FoxM.jpeg)
Currently playing video games with a familiar of mine. Will be back in a few hours. I'm winning!
No.98288
Anonymous
Image:170770472382.png(2kB , 340x425 , doomguy sunglasses.png)
>>98280
Well, looks like we're COOKING WITH GAS NOW!
No.98289
Anonymous
Replies:>>98293
Image:170770473871.jpg(22kB , 375x375 , patche_by_shadowncs_dg2uncx-375w.jpg)
Okay Roland, we may have qualify for the tournament, but it's important to know that this is only the beginning of a long road ahead.
Our first opponents appears to be a couple of humanoids that seems to play a role in the previous Queen tournament from last year.
One's equipped with psychic powers; the other is a half-spider creature.
I just hope you know what you are doing.
No.98290
Anonymous
Replies:>>98301
>>98287
What game?
No.98291
Anonymous
Image:170770478412.jpg(30kB , 585x512 , 1675336348403379.jpg)
>>98219
Why did you change Crono and Frog's picture?
No.98292
Anonymous
Image:170770480725.png(7kB , 280x350 , angeldinahsad.png)
>>98287
Don't worry about it.
No.98293
Anonymous
Image:170770501717.jpg(42kB , 385x432 , 1701810613521312.jpg)
>>98289
Yeah, I know.
I know I'm getting some sandwiches first, because no offense, but the food Sakuya and the maids serve just can't compare to HamHamPangPang. Want anything?
No.98294
Anonymous
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>>98285
Your upset about me censoring those words of discrimination? Why you shouldn't even be saying them to begin with!
No.98295
Anonymous
Replies:>>98302
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>>98279
>>98284

You two will be next in our hit list once we finish these drug-edicts in our way.
Don't get too comfortable!
No.98296
Anonymous
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>>98287
How many anons here have access to Starfox 64? It should be pretty easy to play between the 3Ds, Emulation, N64 consoles, and Switch online plus. It'd be fun to have a scoring contest
No.98297
Anonymous
Replies:>>98323
Image:170770547813.png(7kB , 288x288 , GODSPROUT.png)
>>98294
If you're gonna make someone say something, make them actually say it.
No.98298
Anonymous
Replies:>>98323
Image:170770550085.png(5kB , 67x78 , louie.png)
>>98276
>>98294
It sounds catchy.
No.98299
Anonymous
Image:170770552240.png(2.34MB , 1920x1080 , zjriou82j9f61.png)
Niko! It is time to bowl!
>Good. Let's get started.
I hope we are facing those big-titty pirate queens!
>It does not look like it.
FUCKING HITLERS?
>And one of them is heavily armed.
WHAT THE HELL? I just wanted to bowl! t-this is still a bowling game right?
>Stay behind me, cousin. We will do this one for our grandfathers.
No.98300
Anonymous
Replies:>>98310
>>98296
I've got both the N64 version and the 3DS remake. I fucking love that game.
No.98301
Anonymous
Replies:>>98310
Image:170770564593.jpg(7kB , 250x232 , hiyah.jpeg)
>>98290
Super Smash Bros. I'm using Donkey Kong
>>98296
It would be awesome to have access to Adventure too.
No.98302
Anonymous
Replies:>>98393
Image:170770568086.jpg(103kB , 1200x1122 , doomguy 4.jpg)
>>98295
So, looks like you two manage to get in. Perhaps I underestimated you girls. Lets see if you two can prove that your REAL bad.
No.98303
Anonymous
Replies:>>98307
Image:170770568807.jpg(147kB , 930x769 , KingTheDice.jpg)
Helloooooo everybody!
I just to say thank you so much for the wagers you put on us. Just remember to place all your bets and we'll defeat these schoolgirls in front of us.
Don't let their misery fool ya; that's what dirty players do.
Always support the best ones around!
No.98304
Anonymous
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>>98277
Alright, 2B, here's what we'll do: just slice our opponents up. Simple, but effective.
No.98305
Anonymous
Image:170770573905.jpg(39kB , 439x699 , images (3).jpeg)
>>98248
I care little for your banter with Boobies or the Gay Icon, so how about both of you continue your little banter on the gaped and raped corner? Ever since that day on the frozen caverns I've wondered on the matter of ghosts and how to entrap them, what a blessing to get a proper test subject.
LAIN! COME HERE, I'd rather you start taking notes for Protocol 7, I'd rather not let this knowledge go to waste.
No.98306
Anonymous
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>>98220
It's a good thing Wright is paired with Maya and not Pearl. It's only the first round and things are already really vulgar.
No.98307
Anonymous
Replies:>>98309
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>>98303
Hmm, yes, that's quite the lucrative seed we've got. Seems that fortune is already favoring us, Mr. Dice. And look how the mighty have fallen! Albert Wesker, the mad scientist who cost me Round 1 last year, didn't even qualify this time. I heard something about his shady connections with OnlyFans or something like that being exposed. I wonder if that could be the reason..?

Now to begin the game in earnest. We'll gamble with each opponent we face: should we win, we take something from them. Should they win, they take something from us. It could be something as trivial as money... or something as crucial as a soul. Well, I personally don't have a use for anyone's soul, but Mr. Dice here would probably appreciate it.

Who's our first player? Preferably someone rich and self-important so I can enjoy robbing them of everything they own...
No.98308
Anonymous
Image:170770611415.png(501kB , 1280x720 , Serious Goku.png)
>>98219
>>98291
Hosts, I'm still waiting for an answer btw
No.98309
Anonymous
Image:170770616240.png(422kB , 611x556 , Celestia_Ludenberg_Halfbody_Sprite_14.png)
>>98307
...oh.

Why do these tournaments have to be so goddamn inclusive? I don't need cripple servants and I doubt they have much money... What a waste. I'll have to think about what to take from them...
No.98310
Anonymous
>>98301
Darn, I don't have Adventure on hand. I suppose it could be emulated, but isn't it pretty long?
>>98300
maybe if we can get more anons on hand, organize a score attack? Top path I assume?
No.98311
Anonymous
Image:170770620398.gif(66kB , 220x220 , captain-syrup-captain-syrup-wario.gif)
>>98282

Oh dear, it looks like your little friend would rather choose pirate booty over gold any day.
What would you do now, hmm?
No.98312
Anonymous
Replies:>>98333
Image:170770648943.png(365kB , 714x955 , freezie pop.png)
>>98308
Sorry Goku, but the host caught onto your bullshit and are putting an end to your blatant hijacking
Maybe one day we can run in a proper tournament on our turf and see if you're can really handle yourself
No.98313
Anonymous
Replies:>>98544
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>>98286
>uh you take the big guy
>whaat? no way! I may have 9 lives but I'm not getting skinned so easily
No.98314
Anonymous
Replies:>>98315
>>98257
>either the /co/ or the tranny team must move on
lol
No.98315
Anonymous
Image:170770673617.png(120kB , 800x751 , Slowpoke.png)
>>98314
Wait, I thought they were just lifting their right hand up in the air and wore the color blue?
No.98316
Anonymous
Image:170770688681.jpg(13kB , 500x500 , Papa.jpg)
Sans look! Our first opponents are HUMANS! I say it's our opportunity to capture them! I must capture one so I can be part of the royal guard and everyone will praise me!
No.98317
Anonymous
Image:170770690518.jpg(958kB , 1440x1920 , DracSymph.jpg)
Witches, huh? Let me tell you something, I have had it with witches after /v/illains! One of them may have stopped the Count there, but this time around, they won't even make it through Castlevania to reach my keep, let alone beat me and Death! I will stop at nothing to reach /v/alhalla so I can take down Grimm again, preferably with a page taken out of Lorde's book.
No.98318
Anonymous
Replies:>>98342
Image:170770698667.jpg(15kB , 500x500 , zP8RsBlLclnQESs4OlsnXpJj015UArbvAu9h7FA7.jpg)
>>98305
Umm...O...okay...what do I do?
No.98319
Anonymous
>>98281
Genobros...
No.98320
Anonymous
Image:170770704934.png(1.46MB , 2000x2000 , Bubble bobble.png)
>>98220
Love Bubble Bobble, Love the Spongebob Movie, had to homage them both even if my team is going against the dragon duo. Go partners in crime!
Also, how serious are you guys about trying a Star Fox 64 score attack? Things seemed to have slowed down, think I'd like a break from drawing for the night
No.98321
Anonymous
Replies:>>98353
Image:170770709263.jpg(53kB , 432x512 , cc53a8330d40217ed624d4350a307a31a6e4fd4cr1-1000-1184v2_00.jpg)
>>98293

I could go for some noodles; I did heard they have some nice noodles.
No.98322
Anonymous
>>98320
Lmfao
No.98323
Anonymous
Replies:>>98334
Image:170770727920.png(187kB , 501x386 , Roderick_Bellsprout.png)
>>98297
>>98298
Yeah, these guys get it! But I'll stop if you play my game. Finish this chip flavor: Salt and Vi______
>Erm...salt and vi...nigger? GASP! HOW DARE YOU!
HA! Get owned, bitch! I ain't stopping! You can't stop the Bellsprout style!
No.98324
Anonymous
Image:170770771847.png(39kB , 250x219 , thebatter.png)
>>98316
What a strange looking spectre.
No.98325
Anonymous
Image:170770784879.png(453kB , 1280x720 , Erecting a Bsoda.png)
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No.98326
Anonymous
Image:170770786257.png(1.30MB , 1440x1080 , I haven't watched this anime so I can't make a funny filename joke sorry.png)
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No.98327
Anonymous
Image:170770787436.png(1.19MB , 1224x1024 , I will now reply to the anchor with this image every round.png)
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No.98328
Anonymous
Replies:>>98331
>>98320
>spoiler
I could try it tomorrow but my score would be for bottom route since I'm pretty rusty
No.98329
Anonymous
Replies:>>98338
Image:170770805677.png(493kB , 640x480 , MOM LOOK I'M CAMPOONING WITH NO HANDS.png)
>>98220
>>98250
>>98325
>>98326
>>98327
"Baldi, Now I don't want to be such a bearer of bad news of bad news like last time but it's Round 1 and we're already up against a higher ranking seed. Are you sure this should be our first course of campaign action instead of something more traditional?"
>"Absolutely, Monika! Any teacher worth their salt is nothing without their unnecessarily wide knowledge of History Books. I've done some research since last year and found out I have a Chinese relative."
"...go on."
>"Apparently he did exactly what we're doing now and was able to reach all the way up to 4th place in an electoral poll, just like this one! The strange gobbledygook that Porky fellow installed into my body after I lost to him has only strengthened my resolve to win."
"Wait, only 4th? Not 1st or anything?"
>"Yup! Almost immediately after he was criticized for doing nothing else & proceeded to get labeled as "crap and finished" by the townsfolk but He's made his mark in history while his haters didn't, so who REALLY won that day?"
"THE GUY WHO GOT FIRST PLACE, DOOFUS!"
No.98330
Anonymous
Image:170770807520.jpg(28kB , 375x356 , baseball bat.JPG)
Smack EM? More like WHACK EM! James get that shinny pipe of yours. We've had our share through several occult encounters and hallucinations more outlandish than this.
No.98331
Anonymous
Image:170770812337.jpg(49kB , 720x880 , 38994f420cceb373a015184813d4ad7552da37f0r1-720-880v2_uhq.jpg)
>>98328
Alright, I'll give it a go then. I want to chill for the rest of the night, but I'll come back at least to post a photo of my score. I'll go with the initials "WAH", seems fitting for my team of choice.
Might look different, I'm going to use my Japanese copy because I haven't done top route on that one yet
No.98332
Anonymous
Image:170770817552.png(22kB , 1024x1024 , sans_s_face__high_resolution_render__by_axis_strike_d9udxh2-fullview.png)
>>98316
hey bro, i just got some on who these humans are. let's see here...

one is really good at cleaning stuff. the other has a lot of experience with rapping. they both won some kinda award. i guess for best janitor and best rapper? heh. you two gotta see my bro in action. he's great at cleaning his messes AND dropping sick rhymes. you two stand no chance, gg guys.
No.98333
Anonymous
Image:170770832858.png(335kB , 500x700 , MY HEROES.png)
>>98219
>>98291
>>98308
>>98312
It's a genuine question, I really tried my hardest to make this picture look like a decent Frog and Crono but the hosts changed their picture without saying anything. You can't argue that it's because this pic is not an accurate representation of the characters, because there are a few teams in the bracket that have similar pictures (E.g. Sneed and Chuck)
No.98334
Anonymous
Image:170770845848.jpg(218kB , 1024x768 , MelonGoddessVsPaletuna.jpg)
>>98323
Terrible, anyway,

>>98220
Big Melons > stinky tuna
No.98335
Anonymous
Replies:>>98354
Image:170770849855.png(728kB , 1024x1024 , mecha 3d.png)
>Our opponents don't have models to work with
This is gonna be tough as shit
No.98336
Anonymous
Replies:>>98339
>>98333
Use the original characters as a base, not the other way around.
No.98337
Anonymous
Replies:>>98349
Image:170770857070.png(194kB , 600x486 , jecka_and_nicole.png)
So who are we up against, Jecka?
>Looks like it's some princess and a guy who leads a covenant.
Doubt they have any drugs.
>Maybe the princess does. She can get anything she wants, I bet.
Does she look like the kind of bitch who would get high?
>Yeah. She looks as pure as snow.
She's got some nice tits, though.
>I know, right?
No.98338
Anonymous
>>98325
>>98326
>>98327
>>98329
You're campaigning for characters people actually like you're not allowed to make this joke
No.98339
Anonymous
>>98336
Then explain Arthas and Uther, or King Boo and Icon of Sin. Also, the hosts used my picture for Frog and Crono in Qualifiers but decided to suddenly change it to their own this round.
No.98340
Anonymous
Image:170770895039.jpg(206kB , 1278x948 , 1686394135996298.jpg)
>>98333
>>98291
No.98341
Anonymous
Image:170770906839.jpg(128kB , 1280x720 , 2.jpg)
>>98333
Maybe you just suck.
No.98342
Anonymous
Image:170770923459.jpg(32kB , 435x435 , images (15).jpeg)
>>98318
I first need you to get a proper introduction to violence for you to be useful, get rid of Tron Bonne as she seems to be the least relevant of the two, so she shouldn't give you much trouble. Besides, she is already what you were meant to accomplish: a step further towards man becoming machine, Masami's dream accomplished, would you let your sacrifice go to waste, or would you rather fight for it?
No.98343
Anonymous
Image:170770927827.png(621kB , 1302x729 , kingfight.png)
>>98220
No.98344
Anonymous
Image:170770931979.png(359kB , 801x298 , vskings.png)
>>98220
>>98343
Alright kid, we made it to the ring as the 8th seed, but don’t think for a moment that our first round will be a breeze right off the bat. A royal brawl is coming our way by two suckas wanting the crown.

You may have faced these two suckas over in Smash, but here’s a quick recap: this turtle’s been your referee’s arch-nemesis for almost 40 years while the penguin came straight outta Mr. Sandman’s bedtime stories. They may look big and hit hard with their dropkicks and hammers, but boy are they ever so slow. It’s like facing two King Hippos at once, son, and you know exactly what to do. Lay a poundin’ on these beasts as soon as their mouths open! Once you do that, feed them a knuckle sandwich with your Star Punch so they’ll never go hungry again! Once we both knock them out, I’ll be making myself some chocolate s’mores with Bowser’s fireballs, ha ha ha!

Our first round in the game and there’s already a Title Defense at hand. There’s not a second to lose, Mac! Let’s show this petting zoo who the throne belongs to!
No.98345
Anonymous
No.98346
Anonymous
Image:170770954242.jpg(126kB , 984x812 , ineptnne.jpg)
? Must have been the wind.
No.98347
Anonymous
Image:170770966355.png(67kB , 220x220 , masahiro-sakurai.png)
>>98343
>>98344
KINO
No.98348
Anonymous
>>98237
>>98241
>meta or one note gimmick teams
...which are?
No.98349
Anonymous
Image:170770975368.jpg(168kB , 850x1318 , gwyndolin.jpg)
>>98337
O great Darkmoon and Godmother what thy we haveth here? A couple of tarnished teens I suppose. Let us see what other gifts do thy bringeth here besides their selfish desires. Tis chamber has no room for such impure activities.
No.98350
Anonymous
Replies:>>98360
Image:170770982123.png(98kB , 292x295 , Screenshot 2024-02-11 225022.png)
this is such a good pun
No.98351
Anonymous
Replies:>>98392
Image:170770988829.jpg(71kB , 736x1041 , 4b3313d16bc9817106d44008b9f479a5.jpg)
>>98342
Huh...you saw all that? How did you know? I...well...I'll certainly do my best, but...that girl has all that fancy tech. Not doubting our skills sir, I...I'm just saying we shouldn't doubt her's either...
No.98352
Anonymous
>>98331
Gotcha, I'll try and give it a go tomorrow if I don't get too caught up in supporting my teams.
No.98353
Anonymous
Image:170771011348.png(253kB , 700x869 , 232e57d0c71711a5f44142ca52230.png)
>>98293
>>98321
Ahuhuhu! Not so fast. I'm afraid we can't let you go until the round's over~ And don't worry about food, you'll find plenty of delicious snacks and pastries in my bakery. And for a reasonable price, to boot! Let's sit down and chat. My friend here isn't good at speaking, but she certainly provides a soothing aura to the place, at least as long as you don't think of attacking us.
No.98354
Anonymous
Image:170771012551.jpg(84kB , 1024x768 , TheTownWithNoModels.jpg)
>>98220
>>98335
They'll show themselves eventually...
No.98356
Anonymous
Image:170771046119.png(3.51MB , 2049x1134 , REJECT HEAVEN.png)
Embrace chaos! Vote for Build Mode!
No.98357
Anonymous
Replies:>>98370
Image:170771076082.jpg(50kB , 514x537 , roland think.jpg)
>>98353
Alright, but do you have any sandwiches? I'm curious how they stack up to HamHamPangPang. Anyway, hi, I'm Roland, just some grade 9 fixer who's down on his luck. Hmm, you kinda remind me of someone I've seen in the City. They weren't exactly pleasant, but then again, nobody in the City really is.
No.98358
Anonymous
No one has noticed, yet.
No.98359
Anonymous
Replies:>>98370
Image:170771091038.jpg(546kB , 850x680 , Patchouli.Knowledge.full.373827.jpg)
>>98353

Just a little question Miss Muffet, what kinds of desserts do you serve there?
I'm a yokai myself, but I strictly avoid anything with human flesh.
No.98360
Anonymous
Image:170771106418.jpg(77kB , 671x900 , e7cc34eb62b13564965c611ded40a824.jpg)
>>98350

.......
(Anon, I think you better change that vote)
No.98361
Anonymous
Replies:>>98383
Image:170771107421.jpg(19kB , 400x400 , Diskruntled.jpeg)
Hmm, have that bear and bird even shown themselves yet? I certainly would have noticed the red one blabbering about by now!
No.98362
Anonymous
It's quite funny how many canon rivals are on the bracket here, even compared to other tournaments.
No.98363
Anonymous
Replies:>>98392
Image:170771155403.jpg(12kB , 480x360 , Tron_Bonne.jpg)
>>98305
>>98342

Is there an off button for this thing? It won't even shut up!
>Well if he really wants some info about us, I say it's hit right where it hurts until he glitches out.
No.98365
Anonymous
Image:170771171375.jpg(168kB , 750x1000 , flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
Well now, it seems everyone is quieting down. Live a little, the night is still young! ...Ugh, those two witches. You know, I did attempt to partner up with one of them but...let's just say they weren't exactly my style. Then again, these are usually such a mess, I don't know why I bother. Whatever DID encourage you to come here in the first place?
No.98366
Anonymous
Image:170771205201.jpg(1.92MB , 4000x3000 , 170761329752.jpg)
>>98344
>>98343
Alright so our first opponent is some over muscled manlet and fat diabetic gay lover. I think we got this.
>Excuse me?!
What's wrong now? We're in the brackets with the easiest opponent out there? Why are you freaking out?
>Um, HELLO DUMBASS! THIS GUY MADE TO THE TOP 10 HIGHEST VOTES!!
And that's supposed to scare me? So they got a big dick! It's not about what they have. It's how they use it. And let me tell you, I use mine very well.
>First of all, you never used it. Secondly, even if wasn't a threat, HE'S STILL A FREAKING BOXER! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET CLOBBERED?!
Listen Bowser.... Boxing's fake! He's just gonna throw a few quick punches in the aie and then he's not going to do a single thing to me afterwards. Just watch. Come on ya midget! Take ya beatings like a good little boy! GAH!!! I THOUGHT YOU GONNA JUST PUNCH THE AIR!!
>..... he he. Yeah, he's going to freaking die.
"Man, come on Triple Dee. Should have known that wrestling's the fake shit."
No.98367
Anonymous
Replies:>>98372
Image:170771217222.jpg(540kB , 1024x2216 , MetaMinecrafters.jpg)
>>98220
Wouldn't it be funny if Alex got beat up for vandalizing a village?
No.98368
Anonymous
Image:170771222954.gif(435kB , 633x463 , 1_640.gif)
>>98220
The Kings of the Ring are up against their first opponents! It might seem like just a joke at first, but it appears something much more sinister is behind the scenes...
>https://files.catbox.moe/fpgz3b.mp4
No.98369
Anonymous
Replies:>>98381
Image:170771237281.gif(333kB , 1024x1024 , thinking_open.gif)
>>98242
You know... You look vaguely ethnic villager are you Ashkenazi by any chance? I mean that'd explain your golem summoning.
No.98370
Anonymous
Image:170771244625.png(392kB , 806x992 , 1500177398808.png)
>>98357
>>98359
Don't worry, no human flesh in our food. Only good old flour, sugar, a bit of magic, and spiders! Our motto is food made by spiders, of spiders, for spiders! And for the occasional human and what-the-girl-called-herself visitors. Now tell us more about that "City" you come from and whatever unpleasant lookalikes of me you know of~
No.98371
Anonymous
Image:170771245918.png(4kB , 480x464 , ColostomiaSide.png)
>>98368
shit video
No.98372
Anonymous
Replies:>>98375
>>98367
MY HERO ALEX? TANKED THAT BTW.
No.98373
Anonymous
No.98374
Anonymous
Replies:>>98645
Image:170771280122.png(9kB , 256x232 , Double Dragon sprite edit.png)
>>98220
The Double Dragon match up got me inspired to make this
Vote for The Slayers
No.98375
Anonymous
Replies:>>98376
>>98372
That's because he's playing on EASY like a loser.
No.98376
Anonymous
Replies:>>98379
>>98375
Nah, creative mode like god intended.
No.98377
Anonymous
Replies:>>98387
Image:170771310810.png(2kB , 578x152 , undertale_text_box (3).png)
No.98378
Anonymous
Replies:>>98692
Image:170771315657.jpg(88kB , 600x537 , Patchouli.Knowledge.600.805138.jpg)
>>98370

I guess I could one; hopefully it could go well with the noodles that I plan to get if I could.
As for where I come from, I hail from a realm known as "Gensokyo" where yokais and humans roam, and magic is common place. By the looks of it, you could fit right well in there.
No.98379
Anonymous
Replies:>>98380
>>98376
Imagine getting beaten up in Creative mode, how pathetic.
No.98380
Anonymous
>>98379
It was to make Sam laugh because Alex values their relationship.
No.98381
Anonymous
Replies:>>98389
Image:170771333482.gif(1.54MB , 250x450 , Panicked_Villager.gif)
>>98369
Hrmm, I don't know what you mean.
No.98382
Anonymous
Replies:>>98385
Image:170771348745.png(246kB , 718x542 , aaaaaa.png)
Alex?
SHIT and IMPREGNATED.
No.98383
Anonymous
Replies:>>98384
Image:170771356211.png(406kB , 600x600 , Ridley.png)
>>98361
I have to admit I expected better from Samus. She's not only a coward but she seems her own friends to fight and die for her lmao.
No.98384
Anonymous
>>98383
>sends
No.98385
Anonymous
Replies:>>98396
Image:170771366677.png(384kB , 764x656 , 1705621379843110.png)
>>98382
I'm the one who impregnates, you should ask Rance and Kevin about it.
No.98386
Anonymous
>>98368
You sir have single-handedly made me switch my vote gg
No.98387
Anonymous
Replies:>>98388
Image:170771378951.jpg(104kB , 640x526 , 1702644932526775.jpg)
>>98377
>
No.98388
Anonymous
Image:170771387215.png(1kB , 850x1110 , Papyrusthinks.png)
>>98387
Hmmm Sans! What does "Rape" mean?
No.98389
Anonymous
Image:170771403030.gif(550kB , 1024x1024 , etnhusiastic_open.gif)
>>98381
Did you know, villager, that there was a long-running myth suggesting Jews possessed dark magic enabling them to create golems by inscribing sigils into mud and clay?
It's still a commonly held stereotype nowadays, they just substitute golems with black people.
No.98390
Anonymous
>>98368
dimes
No.98391
Anonymous
Replies:>>98692
Image:170771417523.jpg(32kB , 498x498 , roland sigh.jpg)
>>98370
Yeah, the City. It's not the best place. It's mostly ruled by the Head, the Five Fingers, and the several Wings. It's a mess of bureaucracy at the top, and those not wealthy are usually fighting in the Backstreets or Outskirts. Not my idea of a nice place to live.
Those lookalikes I mentioned are called The Carnival. They're these weird... things that eat human flesh and then weave silk and fabric out of what they eat to sell. The wealthy love their fancy clothes, and that's where they come from. They're pretty creepy all things considered.
No.98392
Anonymous
Replies:>>98402
Image:170771429693.jpg(13kB , 565x543 , Another pillar.jpeg)
>>98351
How could I not see what happens on the digital world? It's all I am, or about your...sessions? They can easily be found on even the most basic of browsers, but I suggest you stop worrying as much, little one, in spite of their feats they are merely fodder to keep the Boo snickering alive on the tournament proper, they've got no game of their own.
>>98363
Someone's finally waking up I see! But for the sake of being a good sport, no, my redundant systems will keep me around for far longer than you could even conceive, as proven by the fact your series didn't even make it to a full trilogy.
No.98393
Anonymous
Image:170771435085.jpg(392kB , 700x991 , 925755181e73b584876739c44c6e884f.jpg)
>>98302

Oh trust me my good sir, we're definitely gonna strike fear into the hearts of these guys. They'll regret ever fighting against us!
As a matter of fact, they're not even showing their faces; they must be terrified of us!
>The tournament just started, and already we're getting an easy victory here. Nothing is going to stop us now!
No.98394
Anonymous
Replies:>>98563
Video:170771437965.webm(3.69MB / 00:01:45 / vp8 , 960x640 , objection-6007316.webm)
>>98220
>>98306
Here's part 2 of the trial. It seems there's new evidence that's come to light that might prove the Nerd innocent.
No.98395
Anonymous
Image:170771444482.jpg(195kB , 1024x768 , StanleyRests.jpg)
>>98220
Stanley, it appears our opponents are not who they seem to be. Imagine that, pretending to be somebody else, who would do such a thing?.. I suppose it would make sense for someone weak to pretend to be someone stronger... Oh well, luckily for us, it means we're still fighting a joke; and I don't know about you, but I don't think we should put in effort against someone like that. You know what? Stanley, go take a rest, you've earned it! Let's relax and get ready for the next round, seeing as we're obviously winning this one.
No.98396
Anonymous
Replies:>>98397
Image:170771469214.gif(484kB , 209x209 , 3dgifmaker47330.gif)
>>98385
It's a little cucky fuckmeat Alex Eggleston, his hands wandering up and down his fat butt like he's straight off a toilet paper commercial.
He's turning his head to look back and forth, his eyes all bright and full of wonder; but he isn't taking in the bustle of this big wide world outside the duffel bag, no, he's just looking from one fat hobo cock to the other.
His little mouth waters, and his steps toddle pointlessly as they lower him to the filthy alley floor. He reaches out and gropes their cocks to keep his balance- which prompts them both to shake their heads with incredulity at each other, mumbling about just how much of a bitch he is.
One of the guys slaps him across the face while the other gropes his fat little thighs, threading his big fingers up into the crack between them.
"What's the exchange rate? Two meta manipulators for one cap?"
"Yah... pretty shitty. I ain't brave enough to take another from the Vince's place, either. That dude is scary."
"Man, this is fucked. Took us all day just to-"
"I know, man," the other interrupts out of frustration, "took us all day just to get the one. You said it five times already."
"Man... I hate it when you interrupt me... hurts my feelings, seriously...." the first says, slapping Alex extra hard across the face once more as a form of venting. Alex giggles and holds his bright red cheek out for another one.
"Let's not even trade him in. He's worth more to us as a little stress reliever."
The other lights up with a grin. "... Yer right. Let's get inside. Nice white tile to smear his blood on, right?"
He smiles up at both of them with big wide eyes and slapped-rosy cheeks.
The other guy smiles right back at her. "... Fuck yeah."
No.98397
Anonymous
Replies:>>98399
Image:170771494808.gif(2.15MB , 250x250 , 3dgifmaker60946.gif)
>>98396
You sneakily tail the pair inside.
They slip into the bloodbank section and tuck themselves into a secluded little corner.
It's cold and clinical in here. They open the duffle bag and dump the nominee out face-first onto the floor like he's just some random cargo.
But they can't start just yet. First they start bickering again, about some bullshit, about their feelings and how much it hurts to be interrupted. Beneath all that their real issues start to surface.
The deep-seated stress of not being able to stop having sex long enough to hold down even the cheapest
apartment; the stew of ennui festering up from the corners of their minds, a stew that had been churning and bubbling since the day they finished exploring every fetish they could imagine and started the laborious, daily routine of finding some sex act that they had at least mostly forgotten about, to keep themselves from going stir-crazy; and, lastly, since gay sex with each other was their solitary goal for so long that it became the new vanilla, they now have to deal with the sexual frustrations of a transient life as two inseparable naked straight bros on the road who only give each other blowies when there's absolutely no other choice, which, in itself, is a form of fetishized chastity they cling to as a means of avoiding crippling boredom.
They clasp hands and do a big tight bro hug. Their cocks grind up against each other, and those old, boring urges resurface. They make a brotherly pact to face their issues head-on, together, like true bros should.
One decides that plugging the Fuckmeat's drooling, syrupy snatch with his thumb is a good start. The other quickly tugs twice on Alex's hair, toggling his NPC mode from happy and sexual to whiny and rapeable.
With that, his entire world implodes. A high-pitched, confused squeal of fear tears from his lips as he squirms and beats on them with his FunkoPop-proportioned fists.
No.98398
Anonymous
Replies:>>98448
Image:170771515169.jpg(3.35MB , 3024x4624 , Star fox score.jpg)
>>98331
Well, here's my Star Fox 64 score. 1110 Is what I got for Co-op specifically! See what you guys can do! Can you beat me? If you can, I'll vote for your team of choice (So long as it's not directly opposing Partners in Crime or Star Foxes)
No.98399
Anonymous
Image:170771524359.jpg(79kB , 499x499 , who could it be.jpg)
>>98397
Before alex can squirm away, the first guy's thumb sinks down to his little nutsack, locking him in place, while the other grinds his massive, floppy cock against his screaming face.
The other patrons of the blood bank don't bat an eyelash as the indie darling gets his mancunt (or munt, as we call it in the biz) thumbed in and his rotting guywomb (gomb even) stretched wider than it's ever been stretched. His cetaneous little yiikshit scrote is just another piece of meat among dozens getting fucked or slaughtered for donation, although it is one of the few that isn't dripping blood quite yet.
"How should we end this fucklet?" the dude grinding on his face asks, his cock hardening up to a full foot and a half, towering over Alex YIIK's scared little expression and casting it in shadow. He lets it come down on him with a THWAP, breaking his glasses and knocking a couple teeth out. His maw opens up to scream, but before much more than a poor little rapetoy squeak can come out, his throat gets jam-packed with dickmeat and split open. He has no more mouth, and he cannot scream.
He beats his fists against him as hard as he can, whining and sobbing around a mouthful of voter cock. He didn't quite interrupt him, but it's clear he's hurting his feelings...
No.98400
Anonymous
Replies:>>98405
Mynt made me night worse with their ao3 fanfiction.
No.98401
Anonymous
Replies:>>98505
Image:170771557816.jpg(867kB , 2097x1860 , 20240211_232341.jpg)
>>98366
>>98220
OH! OOOHHHH! COME ON GUYS! CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE! GAAAAH!
No.98402
Anonymous
Replies:>>98488
Image:170771558709.png(91kB , 443x393 , d5m6q17-6a55ca60-9f8d-4537-ada5-6852bd6bcb1a.png)
>>98392

Hmph, so you got a problem with King Poo huh?
Let me assure you that he will never make out here alive (no pun intended); those floating hands could easily treat him like a ball for a quick game of basketball. Either way, we won't give in without a fight, you old machine.
>As a gifted mechanic, I'm capable of messing around with your inner systems. So don't you think your long activity is gonna save you after this round.
No.98403
Anonymous
Replies:>>98441
Image:170771561579.png(130kB , 280x280 , 1dc8c2a66f4128bc06dc160f5cadc764.png)
>>98399
"Can you believe this ludonarrative dissonance?" he says, humping his face brutally hard with true, genuine hurt in his voice. "No consideration at all for my feelings..."
"Here bro- I got a ziptie for you," the other voter says, tucking a couple fingers down his crack and pulling one out of his ass. With one thumb of one paw still digging at the core of alex's cunt, he uses the other to ziptie his little arms together tight enough to cut off circulation.
"Unnhh~! Thanks bro! I know you always got my back!"
"Job's only half done," he says with a grin. "I think we gotta stuff that throat with another cock if we want her to stop interrupting."
The other guy stops thrusting, his mouth hanging open with shock. "Bro!!!!!" he says, and rams forward with excitement, making her gag and scream horrifically. "Did we ever even do this before?! Is that a totally new idea?!"
"Goddamn right it is," he cheers, and both of them start high-fiving and smiling like lunatics. "Year thirty-two we tag teamed a KWABOO throat, year forty-six we took turns fistfucking a Vince throat, but man, think about it- we never did double-throatfuck anyone's before!!!"
They woop and cheer one more time before digging in like two drooling, raving feral Amaterasus, both grabbing his lower jaw and yanking in opposite directions. With a quick, violent pull and a sickening pop his jaw splits open wide and hangs loose, only held on by a few remaining strands of supple cheek flesh. The anon who was previously just thumbing his hole unenthusiastically now attempts to shove his cock down beside his best buddy's, forcing it so hard the flesh of Alex's cheeks begins to strain.
A couple other patrons watch the show with heartwarmed oh-good-for-them smiles. The boys start making out as their cocks bully each other out of that tight cuck throat, whispering steamy stuff like "Quiet now, isn't he?" and "Fuck man, you're so creative" into their mouths.
No.98404
Anonymous
Image:170771571319.png(75kB , 587x586 , 1706752825368939.png)
this story is horrible, end this degeneracy and then yourself next
No.98405
Anonymous
Image:170771577028.jpg(441kB , 1270x2048 , D-N7P3FU0AECd8o.jpg)
>>98400
Ok I'm done this scene is genuinely longer than i remember and holy shit is there so much and I am not wasting my time screenshotting then extracting the text of all that just know it IS canon this DOES happen to Alex and he DOES bow to MYNTcock.
Never fucking test me again, Alex.
No.98406
Anonymous
Image:170771582381.jpg(78kB , 630x411 , phoenix-wright-facepalm.jpg)
>Live Phoenix Reaction
No.98407
Anonymous
Replies:>>98409
Image:170771584517.png(2.07MB , 2160x1572 , 170598447028.png)
You ruined it, Mynt. You ruined the thread with your depraved text. Kill yourself now!
No.98408
Ratchet and Clank
Image:170771585128.png(114kB , 286x278 , Ratchet and Clank.png)
Ratchet and Clank
No.98409
Anonymous
Image:170771591284.png(993bytes , 50x62 , Mynty Brace.png)
>>98407
You ruined your hole with gross homeless cocks, Faglex.
No.98410
Anonymous
Image:170771612229.png(32kB , 202x199 , 1706748855009073.png)
Want to talk about Star Fox 64 scores?
Or, Mario maker 2 codes? Or uh, something? Please?
No.98411
Anonymous
Image:170771613741.jpg(69kB , 1023x1023 , Villager_Artwork_2.jpg)
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No.98412
Anonymous
Oh so NOW rape is bad?
No.98413
Anonymous
Image:170771623922.png(263kB , 800x450 , 800px-Alexwindtownscene.png)
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No.98414
Anonymous
Replies:>>98416
>>98412
Anon that wasn't funny rape that was just ao3 fanfiction rape.
No.98415
Anonymous
Image:170771648825.png(2.39MB , 1280x1067 , 170266423104.png)
>>98412
It always was
No.98416
Anonymous
>>98414
That's from the game, anon.
No.98417
Anonymous
>>98416
I know.
No.98418
Anonymous
Replies:>>98421
Image:170771653778.jpg(38kB , 625x354 , THE HORROR WON'T END.jpg)
No.98419
Anonymous
Image:170771657417.png(103kB , 800x600 , Ive seen hell Mario.png)
>>98416
That depravity is from an ACTUAL vidya? You're shitting with me, right?
No.98420
Anonymous
>>98419
He's not unfortunately.
No.98421
Anonymous
>>98418
this and the Freeza "FIVE MINUTES" have got to be my absolute favorite Dragon ball tournament images
No.98422
Anonymous
Replies:>>98423
Image:170771678138.gif(3.82MB , 638x340 , thanos vanish.gif)
Even I have my limits, you guys figure this out
No.98423
Anonymous
Replies:>>98427
>>98422
Thanos we don't want this drawn.
No.98424
Anonymous
Replies:>>98426
Image:170771684150.gif(261kB , 478x392 , starfox-melee-faiah.gif)
>>98410
I've got mine right here
No.98425
Anonymous
>>98419
https://paraphore.com/play/paraphore/
I didn't even post the full thing.
To see all scenes use dev mode, [spoiler]staystrongrebeca[/spoiler]
Shitposts aside, the game does have artistic merit and genuinely did get me a bit teary-eyed. I would recommend it even if you're not able to get off to it. I know damn well not all the stuff in it is for me sexually but I did still read every scene.
No.98426
Anonymous
Replies:>>98429
Image:170771689965.png(43kB , 642x486 , Star Fox score.png)
>>98424
No.98427
Anonymous
Image:170771691375.jpg(430kB , 678x905 , 1706408881419464.jpg)
>>98423
I don't either, I only meant you figure out how to bring sanity back
No.98428
Anonymous
>>98419
Now you understand why it was a meme in Queen last year to want the hosts to play Paraphore
No.98429
Anonymous
>>98426
How did Peppy manage to die as often as Falco and Slippy? He's usually the easiest one to save
No.98431
Anonymous
Image:170771742218.jpg(314kB , 1920x1200 , 64f3b9de9f87a.jpg)
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No.98432
Anonymous
Image:170771751158.jpg(14kB , 343x402 , 1689288129273795.jpg)
>>98431
What the FUCK is that
Are you edible?
No.98433
Anonymous
>>98431
CHADmin...
No.98434
Anonymous
Image:170771764138.jpg(79kB , 1140x1220 , big kev.jpg)
Just a reminder to pay your respects to Alex, for you see, he is a survivor. You see, in the freezing cold winter of 2024, he was ASSAULTED by seven neon catgirls and was RAPED. Yes, he too, but don't fret, because you can break the willing, and Alex stays strong! If it can happen to him, it can happen to you. Trust me, I know.
t. Kevin Nash
Wrestler, Actor, Survivor
No.98435
Anonymous
Replies:>>98488
Image:170771771481.png(669kB , 728x455 , lain.png)
Let's all l̶o̶v̶e̶ L̶a̶i̶n̶!
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
No.98436
Anonymous
Image:170771773847.jpg(61kB , 1051x573 , ok I get the picture.JPG)
>>98410
Ok how about a few known to unknown facts about your main's game or character?
>Was created by Neo-Geo for arcade machines
>Nazca were the pioneers of Metal Slug not SNK but they were acquired by them
>The franchise spans a total of 30 games with 7 mainline ones
>Marco's full name was lifted off from 3000 Leagues in Search of Mother produced by Nippon Animation
No.98437
Anonymous
Image:170771776882.jpg(55kB , 284x253 , 1688745379685946.jpg)
>>98434
I don't think that "story" is even worth Nashposting about Kevin, I don't even like Alex and I would just rather pretend that never happened.
No.98438
Anonymous
AM almost allied with that thing btw
No.98439
Anonymous
Image:170771821662.png(185kB , 667x200 , Zach_Bobby_closeup.png)
Z: Welcome back to CO-OP 2024! Bobby, we just got out of the Qualifiers and entered the first round, anything interesting worth saying?
B: Well Zach, it appears our Professor didn't get the support of the fans didn't qualify for the tournament.
Z: He won't be happy about that! Thankfully, this means we won't have to worry about what he would have done to the contestants... Maybe.
B: Even without Genki, this tournament is already shaping up to be something that will be remembered. Demons, crazy machines, heroes, villains, you name it; this is filled with interesting characters ready to fight their way to crown!
Z: With hundreds of people participating, we can't go over all of them, but we'll definitely go over the ones shine through later in the round. For now, let's watch the chaos that 128 teams causes!
No.98440
Anonymous
>>98434
Kevin please, not now.
No.98441
Anonymous
Video:170771904171.mp4(349kB / 00:00:09 / avc1 , 854x480 , Spoiler video)
>>98399
>>98403
No.98442
Anonymous
Image:170771918319.png(81kB , 361x427 , Even with admin.png)
No.98443
Anonymous
Image:170771929154.png(298kB , 640x800 , 4302837-black-white-render-demon-render-1.png)
>>98230
>Blackey: Now, we won't need to unveil da creature yet, but we'll keep it n' secret until everyone is 'round ta see it. Dat way, dey can't argue against it.
>Whitey: In the meantime, I guess we could rescue that poor creature from the scientist. Hover your hand above the "headcrab" and click the left mouse button to grab a hold of him.
>Blackey: Ey, don't go takin' the wrong creature now. We're just rescuin' dis guy, like those sheep from back then.
No.98444
Anonymous
>First Tighten, now Mynt
What's next for Sully?
No.98445
Anonymous
Image:170771938924.jpg(97kB , 915x754 , Dr Wario.jpg)
>>98436
>Wario wasn't originally voiced by Charles Martinet in Mario kart 64. In the Japanese version, he's voiced by Thomas Spindler. Same voice actor who voiced Wario in Mario Party 1 and 2, the ones with the infamous "OH MY GOD!" soundbites for Wario and Luigi
>Wario can't hold his liquor. In the Japanese version of Wario Land 2, the Penguins don't daze Wario with Bombs. They daze him with a mug of beer
>According to a Mario Manga, Wario has a very large dick
>The game "Wario's Woods" was the last official North American NES game. It is also, to this date the only NES game to get a K-A rating during its official release period. The only other NES game to get rated on release was Earthbound beginnings on the Nintendo E-shop, however the K-A rating has been long defunct leaving that rating forever exclusive to Woods.
No.98446
Anonymous
Video:170771953149.mp4(2.36MB / 00:00:54 / avc1 , 1152x720 , Cowboys vs Egg Empire.mp4)
>>98220
Rape won't take over HIS story!

Vote for Cowboys Don't Wear Ties!
No.98447
Anonymous
Replies:>>98455
Image:170771960133.jpg(76kB , 850x596 , __houraisan_kaguya_touhou_drawn_by_spacezin__sample-5a87b128804e1c9fc48328ee121410b0.jpg)
An unstoppable force meets an inmovable object. How do ballbust someone who's in Uber mode?
Kaguya could just make the invincibility end instantaneously, that's how.
No.98448
Anonymous
Replies:>>98451
Image:170771977335.jpg(79kB , 691x720 , 1706673435066884.jpg)
Good night
I hope to see some more Star Fox 64 scores tomorrow, I'm still holding
my offer >>98398
, maybe beating 1110 is a little bit much. Clear 1000 without using save states or rewind and I'll be satisfied.
No.98449
Anonymous
Replies:>>98453
>>98446
fucking kek
this is one of the hardest ones to vote for, both teams have been great
No.98450
Anonymous
>>98446
CHAD Shane and Harry CHADnis... I KNEEL
No.98451
Anonymous
Replies:>>98454
Image:170772002515.png(87kB , 570x326 , magma.png)
>>98448
Oh shit, I don't think I will have the time for that but if they make it further I can give it a try. Currently drawing something before bed.
No.98452
Anonymous
Replies:>>98457
Image:170772018766.jpg(66kB , 800x600 , bandw2_17.jpg)
>>98436
Black & White has a lot of interesting things going on with it as a game. Especially the original one since it was the closest to Molyneux's actual vision for the game.
>Game was so complex for the time that it took them over an hour to compile it, and minutes to start the tools needed to develop it, making it a slog to work on
>The game has the ability to track when nothing's happening and will have the advisors (blackey and whitey, though they don't have official names) make random banter, including shit about tipping over your monitor.
>At exactly midnight, the game will use a death whisper mechanic (normally used for NPC villagers dying) to whisper YOUR NAME if the game can find it enough times on your computer from a database. They straight up recorded the top 10 most common names in every release language for this to work.
>The game had a very primitive form of machine learning for your creature, something that sadly isn't replicated as well in B&W2. You can fly around and slap your guy around and make him do shit, and eventually he'll just learn to do things properly.
>In the 2nd game you were at some point supposed to be able to use a tsunami miracle to wash shit away on the shores, but then the 2004 Thailand tsunami hit and they got rid of it.
This is probably a fraction of the stuff I can really come up with. A really over-ambitious series that would legitimately be amazing with someone dedicated able to use modern resources instead of working with slow mid-2000s computers to develop.
No.98453
Anonymous
Replies:>>98456
>>98449
It would get even more harder once Cowboys and Kings both win; I'll have a hard time choosing between these two
No.98454
Anonymous
>>98451
Oh don't worry about the Star Fox team, that one is one I'm absolutely voting for no matter what, unless they go against one of my other favorite teams
No.98455
Anonymous
Image:170772035005.jpg(164kB , 462x488 , __fujiwara_no_mokou_and_houraisan_kaguya_touhou_drawn_by_jokanhiyou__455405e37546fb4f557ead1c13bd4848.jpg)
>>98447
No.98456
Anonymous
Image:170772043748.gif(3.36MB , 640x624 , Eyebrow raise freddy.gif)
>>98453
>Once
awful confident, aren't you anon? you make it sound like they have guaranteed victory
No.98457
Anonymous
Image:170772058514.jpg(30kB , 500x375 , black & white creature.jpg)
>>98452
>top 10
Or rather, top 100.
Your advisors also have something like 2 hours of dialogue across both games, which I found out myself. I'm not sure most of it is even used, but it's impressive for such an old game.
2nd game also had impressive ways to fuck the level geometry, which I feel like they scaled back during development with the whole tsunami thing.
No.98458
Anonymous
Image:170772077456.png(128kB , 960x640 , Dinah3.png)
pain
No.98459
Anonymous
Image:170772124146.jpg(170kB , 436x514 , __fujiwara_no_mokou_and_houraisan_kaguya_touhou_drawn_by_jokanhiyou__253a35e06e75a85ba1f85d4e7a0e2761.jpg)
Kaguya's Theme - Lunatic Princessyoutube thumb
No.98460
Anonymous
Image:170772170845.png(320kB , 400x463 , poison-jeanne-basone.png)
>>98436
Some fun facts about Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
>Michael Anderson (the creator of the game who also played Harry Armis/The Narrator) worked on the Arpanet which was pretty much the precursor to the internet, he would later go on to found a digital mapping company that got sold for a vast amount of money.
>Anderson started writing the script for the game after drinking booze and smoking weed, and the buyout money gave him a lot of time to work on Plumbers Don't Wear Ties as a fun experiment that aimed to take advantage of interactive storytelling
>The reason why the game is in still images is because computers at the time weren't powerful enough to accurately run full motion video, the FMV opening for the 3DO was funded by Kirin Entertainment a year after the PC release
>Jeanne Basone (Jane) was cast after Anderson saw her at a lingerie show at a restaurant he frequented, not only was she a professional wrestler beforehand but she was apparently the visual inspiration for Poison from Final Fight (pic related)
>Edward J. Fasulo went on to direct and star in a Christmas movie titled "Visions of Sugarplums" that is arguably worse than PDWT, he currently works as a fitness trainer in Florida
>Anderson would later go on to start other ventures, including the RAVE Diet program and a few direct-to-video documentaries (you can watch one in the second YouTube link), he apparently hadn't thought of PDWT two decades and was happy it garnered somewhat of a cult following

Exploring Plumbers Don't Wear Ties - The True Story & History Behind the Notorious Gameyoutube thumb
Mike's Beautiful Lifeyoutube thumb
No.98461
Anonymous
Replies:>>98476
Image:170772246850.jpg(1.03MB , 2765x1830 , SF-Battle.jpg)
>>98220
The battle begins. I won't be able to draw more until next round. I have to go for now. Goodnight.
No.98462
Anonymous
Replies:>>98463
Patchouli is my favorite touhou :)
No.98463
Anonymous
Image:170772429625.jpg(262kB , 850x1202 , __fujiwara_no_mokou_houraisan_kaguya_and_ken_masters_touhou_and_2_more_drawn_by_nero_augustus__sample-0a088baeacdee73c372a808f4b0632ca.jpg)
>>98462
>Patchouli is m-
No.98466
Anonymous
Image:170772498026.jpg(691kB , 3426x2280 , Big_Bridge_Duo.jpg)
>>98220

Thank you so much for your support, it's great to see so many art lovers around here.
>Alas, the Art of Pokemon can't seem to make it here. Too bad, and we're just so happy to see fellow artists here.
Oh well, I guess it's all up to us now to bring the joys of painting.
>So who are we facing this time?
One appears to be a warrior with a set of powerful weapons, and another is a monster with mighty wind powers. It's the first round and we're already facing formidable foes.
>Oh, this sounds tough. I just hope my crystal gun is strong enough to defeat these baddies.
Don't worry Ribbon, I could sketch something useful to help us in battle, maybe a sword or something.
>Alright everybody, please give us your support.
No.98467
Anonymous
Image:170772519719.png(41kB , 960x640 , DinahStart.png)
>>98436
There's barely anything about the games online, at least in English. This information is still "few known" because these aren't popular games.
>summon night is a series with most games never released outside of Japan
>it's not even that popular over there either
>last game was released in 2016
>only games released outside of Japan are the fifth and sixth main series games and the spin-offs Swordcraft Story 1 & 2 and Twin Age
>I require more art of Dinah
>created by Flight-Plan, a small studio that died back in 2010; the series is now owned by Bandai Namco
>however, Felistella, a studio made by former Flight-Plan employees, has developed some of the games (not the most recent one)
>games all take part in the same world, but aren't really connected
>world is in a steampunk setting with some magic, with four other main worlds where the titular summons come from
>there are countless other worlds too, including the real world, as the main characters from the very first game came from here
>they are all RPGs (spin-offs are just different kinds of RPGS) with visual novel/dating sim elements
>I hope Swordcraft Story 3 gets a proper fan translation one day
>the Swordcraft Story spin-offs are fun and you should play them (yes this is a fact)
>Dinah will most likely not win this round
>I am sad now
No.98468
Anonymous
Image:170772555336.png(25kB , 797x437 , SLAY THE DRAGONS.png)
>>98220
SEE WARIO? I TOLD YOU SLAYING DRAGONS WAS FUN!
No.98469
Anonymous
Replies:>>98472
Image:170772569348.jpg(240kB , 850x1202 , __fujiwara_no_mokou_houraisan_kaguya_and_ken_masters_touhou_and_2_more_drawn_by_nero_augustus__sample-dfe50115f3d0bf3690f4d53f27ea9565.jpg)
>>98436
Probably the most interesting pair in Touhou
>Have a fued from ages past due to Kaguya tricking Mokou's father with impossible tasks like in her legend
>Kaguya's immortality elixir eventually found itself to earth after she was banished from the Moon, ending up in the hands of Mokou after she murdered a guy who was ordered to destroy it
>The elixir makes you totally unkillable, even abilities that can induce instant death don't work at all. Kaguya's ability to induce eternity essentially locks you in place.
>Spends the next hundred or so years going on a rampage until she learns where Kaguya is.
>Start killing each other for lulz for over a thousand years
>Eventually Kaguya becomes a NEET in Gensokyo living with the Doctor who helped her make the elixir and Mokou lives in the same forest running a grilled chicken stand.
>They sometimes go to town to chill together
There's a really cool doujin work where they live through the destruction of the earth billions of years later.
As for their game
>IN is the largest standard Touhou game and was originally made as a sort of final entry if I recall, before he changed his mind of course.
>Kaguya is an alternative final boss that you get based on how you tackle the time orb mechanic, which revolves around how much time you spend solving the Imperishable Night incident where the moon is always full and the night is... Imperishable.
>Mokou is the extra boss of the game and is probably the hardest encounter in it. She literally dies several times in her fight but keeps coming back until her will breaks
>The only reason you fight her in IN is cause Kaguya told that she was the problem and needed a smackdown. Impulsive protagonist teams did whst they do
Also Mokou is in 14.5/15.5 as a fighting game character. The games are very unique for fightans because they have upper/lower "lanes" used in a flight mechanic.
Her theme in that game is remixed to sound like a Mario Kart song.
ULiL Mokou's Theme: Reach for the Moon, Immortal Smokeyoutube thumb
No.98470
Anonymous
Image:170772573049.jpg(705kB , 1000x1200 , Not sure the time this took was worth it.jpg)
>>98220
No.98471
Anonymous
Replies:>>98501
Image:170772598981.gif(56kB , 220x146 , 170584528906.gif)
Hey, I just got here. QRD on the biggest losses in the qualifiers?
No.98472
Anonymous
Replies:>>98477
>>98469
Here's a combo from the fightan.
Kinda wish they had done more with it.
[Antinomy of Common Flowers] Mokou/Marisa Touch of Death Comboyoutube thumb
No.98473
Anonymous
>>98470
Very nice.
No.98474
Anonymous
Replies:>>98478
Image:170772659714.png(950kB , 1280x720 , The first opponents.png)
>>98220
>So, who are our first opponents Mecha?
....It's hard to explain.
No.98475
Anonymous
Image:170772668782.gif(3.69MB , 311x175 , kingswin.gif)
>>98436
>King has the most moves in Tekken by technicality, since it includes every step of his long chainthrows. Realistically, it's more likely Lei due to the amount of stance moves he has that aren't listed.
>There are two Kings. The first King was from Tekken 1 and 2 before being killed in 3. He started wrestling to make money supporting his orphanage. The King from Tekken 3 onwards is one of the children from his orphanage.
>Similarly, there are two Armor Kings. The first was the rival and friend of the first King, helping him from a depression in Tekken 2 while also training the second King in 3. He would end up being killed in Tekken 4, and the Armor King from 5 onwards is his brother.
>Honestly, the shit that goes on between King and Armor King warrants its own post.
>King (and Armor King) does not speak and his dialogue only comes out in the form of jaguar growls, though everybody can understand him anyways. Somehow this is so convincing that not even Alisa, a robot, can fully determine if he's human or not.
>King's partner in Namco X Capcom was Felicia, likely because they're both fighting game characters with cat themes that run orphanages.
>Tekken 2: King - Childrenyoutube thumb
No.98476
Anonymous
>>98461
Man, two arwings? I've seen the absolute calamity you can cause across Corneria's ruins, it's going to be messy
No.98477
Anonymous
Image:170772699023.jpg(43kB , 439x523 , __fujiwara_no_mokou_touhou_drawn_by_jokanhiyou__de08c2de89f52b147cc1f15b66f36a8f.jpg)
>>98472
I forgot to mention that both of them have their own memes, but you'd probably only run into them if you like weebshit (the examples being Emoting Mokou and SpaceJin Kaguya in this case)
No.98478
Anonymous
>>98474
Do they have the right time?
No.98479
Anonymous
>>98470
Holy KINO
No.98480
Anonymous
>>98470
Can't believe AM is grooming children now.
No.98481
Anonymous
>>98470
AM Lain AI would be unstoppable. Literally how could you stop it?
No.98482
Anonymous
>>98470
Nice job dude.
No.98483
Anonymous
>>98470
based
No.98486
Anonymous
Image:170773085823.png(100kB , 250x294 , VillagerGolemSpirit.png)
>>98436
Villagers and Iron Golems have some neat things about them that most people don't know since they probably don't interact with them enough or do the usual Villager exploitation and/or Iron Golem farms.
>Players have popularity with Villagers and Villages themselves. This affects trading prices and Iron Golems
>In the Village & Pillage update, Villagers appearances got overhauled. Each profession has a unique style in different biomes, including Swamps and Jungles (areas where Villages do not spawn, thus a Villager must be brought there in some way)
>Villagers do talk with each other, which affects the reputation of players. For example, curing a Villager makes him really like you, if he talks to another Villager, that one will like you more
>Villagers have schedules, doing different things at specific times depending on their profession or age
>Villagers are passive, meaning they do not attack. However, after successfully defeating a Raid, Villagers may fire Fireworks, which can damage Mobs or Players (but are unlikely to do so, as they require you to stand where they explode)
>Baby Villagers play around by running around together or by jumping on beds, they can also receive Poppies from Iron Golems
>Villagers create Iron Golems when none are near them when five of them are talking or three if they are panicking
>Iron Golems attack Players if they attack it, a Villager near them or if they have low reputation with the Village or a nearby Villager. An Iron Golem created by a Player will never attack you
>Iron Golems attack hostile Mobs or Mobs that attack them, with the exception of Creepers and Goats (they can randomly headbutt the Golem, but it won't make them hostile). Funnily enough, an Iron Golem will attack a Villager if somehow hit by a Firework
>Iron Golems cannot drown or take fall damage. They also get cracked after taken enough damage, which can be healed using Iron Ingots
>Killing an Iron Golem lowers your popularity with the Village, but doesn't affect Villagers
No.98487
Anonymous
Image:170773146267.jpg(1.05MB , 2896x4096 , __fujiwara_no_mokou_kamishirasawa_keine_houraisan_kaguya_mystia_lorelei_and_ex_keine_touhou_drawn_by_sweet_reverie__355269de93593442ab979dba1296f99f.jpg)
Post some music associated with your characters while everyone is asleep.
IN Stage 6 Theme - Voyage 1969youtube thumb
IN Extra Stage - Extend Ash ~ Hourai Victimyoutube thumb
No.98488
Anonymous
Replies:>>98571
Image:170773182170.jpg(399kB , 1000x1000 , A lesson.jpg)
>>98220
>>98402
I simply have a rather unique form of hatred for supernatural creatures, and yakuza members, but I want to see both of you fuckers try and take us down.
>>98435
YES, you're finally getting it girl!
No.98489
Anonymous
Replies:>>98492
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>>98487
In this tournament you should Slay or be Slain!
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt OST - Steel For Humans (Metal Version)youtube thumb
No.98490
Anonymous
Image:170773320974.png(62kB , 1168x1280 , Irongolemflower.png)
>>98487
Interesting fact about Minecraft's music, the classic music everyone knows about made by C418 is also owned by him, not Mojang or Microsoft, which is why he hasn't done Minecraft's recent music. Since a few updates ago, Mojang/Microsoft have had other composers make new music for the game; I don't think those tracks are as good as C418's.
Swedenyoutube thumb
Wardyoutube thumb
Axolotlyoutube thumb
No.98492
Anonymous
Video:170773490928.webm(197kB / vp8 , 560x517 , __fujiwara_no_mokou_and_houraisan_kaguya_touhou_drawn_by_kuroguy__sample-32062165f2d70bba7051082d0670087b.webm)
>>98489
Surprisingly well-made metal mix.
>>98490
Yea the original minecraft tracks have a certain kind of soul to them. They're simple, like the game was.
No.98493
Anonymous
Image:170773579890.png(1.44MB , 1069x585 , recon.png)
>>98487
It really sets the tone of how much odds are stacked against you. Combined with great sound design, visuals and immersive interface it really becomes something special.
Turjan Aylahn - Tanc a Lelek (Highfleet OST)youtube thumb
No.98496
Anonymous
Image:170773857168.jpg(205kB , 419x610 , 392759D0-C144-4D5B-AC9B-C9E441B45795.jpeg)
Fun Bandicoot Fact 3: an infant bandicoot is called a Joey, this means Crash when he was a baby was the best Yu-Gi-Oh character
No.98497
Anonymous
Image:170773887152.png(1.36MB , 1280x720 , BellsproutKitakami.png)
>>98436
Not much "unknown facts" about Bellsprout, other than random anime appearances, I guess. But,
>Bellsprout is Pokémon #69 in the Pokédex (the funny sex number for the plant fucker)
>Bellsprout is actually not terrible, it's pretty good in Little Cup with the proper team (i.e. a sun team), because of its good Attack, Sp. Atk, its ability Chlorophyll and its moveset
>Bellsprout has its own tower located in Violet City in Johto, it was planned to be a stage in Super Smash Bros. Melee, but was scrapped early on. The middle of the tower is held by a swaying pillar, which is a real Japanese thing https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%9F%94%E6%A7%8B%E9%80%A0
Now for Kanna,
>The flower on the top of her head is the actual Kanna, it's the name of the flower which is shared with the different Kannas seen in the Kanna Raising Simulator DLC
>Planet Stranga, Kanna and Yacopu are a reference to Sunsoft's previous game, Trip World
>Upon landing on Stranga, Kenwood (Kanna's Support Droid) had to find a suitable pilot for Eir (their Metal Attack, A.K.A. Kanna's tank). After a long time of searching to no avail, he said "fuck it" and pulled a plant out of the ground and made it the pilot (not exactly what happened, but it pretty much is)

>>98487
Sprout Tower [Pokémon: HeartGold & SoulSilver]youtube thumb
Eterna Forest - Pokémon Diamond/Pearl/Platinumyoutube thumb
Bewildering Flora Deluxe - Blaster Master Zero 3 Original Soundtrackyoutube thumb
Supernatural Trippy Planet - Blaster Master Zero 3 Original Soundtrackyoutube thumb
And, because it's fitting for this match,
Viridi, Goddess of Nature - Kid Icarus Uprisingyoutube thumb
No.98498
Anonymous
Image:170774124648.png(17kB , 250x208 , coomer-2.png)
R8 my taste
>Bejita's Concubines
>The Meta Manipulators
>The Jack Bros
>Bubble Bobble
>Shyness in the Shadows
>The Bruiser Brothers
>White-Haired Robo-Sexy
>Ballbustingly Hot Immortals
>Hitler and the Cooler Hitler
>The REAL Epic Gamers
>Maverick Hunters
>The Stanley Parable 2
>Team Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
>A Master, A Father, A Thief
>Psychiatry
>Defenders of Light
>Seedy Eyed Heroes
>The Flogian Bros
>Queens of the Pirates
>What A Pawsome Tail Time
>Canvas of Dreamland
>Sun Mirage
>DESTROY EVERYTHING
>Winner Material
>Tales of Two Missing Wives
>Mono Sisters
>Twinsanity
>Star Foxes
>PSI Rockers
>Banjo-Kazooie
>Demonic Demon-Hunters
>Effect of Karma
>Don't Deal with the Devil
>Extracurricular After-Hours Club
>Punished Elites
>Ratchet and Clank
>Witch Bitches
>The Ice Climbers
>Cops and Robbers
>Puyo Love
>The Dragon and the Hero
>Apocalyptic Duo
>The Slayers
>Danganbros
>Kings of the Ring
>Cowboys Don't Wear Ties
>Kombat Fighters
>KKK Minus One
>Strike Fleet
>Sonic 2
>Final Destination
>The Jammers
>Live and Reloaded
>The Trinity (Minus One)
>Pizza Time
>The Friends :)
>The Rightful Kings of /v/
>Gamblin to Victory
>Duck Hunt
>Soul Baseball
>Devil Summoners: Maniax Chronicle Hee-dition
>The Only Thing In Common Between These Two Characters Is The Fact They Pose With One Hand In The Air And The Other Tilted Outwards To Their Side That's All They Have In Common Nothing Else
>Little Nightmares
>Funkadelic!
No.98499
Anonymous
Replies:>>98504
>>98490
Im still mad about the Minceraft smash situation
No.98500
Anonymous
Replies:>>98509
>>98498
What the fuck is wrong with you.
No.98501
Anonymous
Replies:>>98511
Image:170774203475.png(98kB , 256x270 , 1701384789253.png)
>>98471
No.98502
Anonymous
Image:170774287179.jpg(102kB , 1024x928 , 1670542631160465.jpg)
>all my serious mains always job before round 2 at best nor ever qualify in most cases
>most of my joke nominations make it through without absolutely doing anything.
No.98503
Anonymous
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vote for the deadly alliance
No.98504
Anonymous
Replies:>>98509
Image:170774342994.png(8kB , 672x455 , Lying_Plains_Villager.png)
>>98498
Terrible.

>>98499
What is it, the Steve ban or something else?
Speaking of Smash, C418's music being his is definitely the reason none of it was added into the game.
No.98505
Anonymous
>>98366
>>98401
What's with the ATHF references?
No.98506
Anonymous
Image:170774424134.jpg(97kB , 850x1202 , __roland_angelica_and_argalia_project_moon_and_1_more_drawn_by_sakiaoba__sample-7e6bf06f0b9ad5c2fb61f0dda9b00b75.jpg)
>>98436
Not the most obscure fact, but Library of Ruina and Roland specifically were inspired by the books The Song of Roland, Orlando Innamorato, and Orlando Furioso. I'm mostly just saying this because the game got me to read The Song of Roland and it became one of my favorite books.
I still need to read Orlando Furioso though.
No.98507
Anonymous
>not a single mention of Battler
about to get Round 1ed again
No.98508
Anonymous
>>98507
That's expected, no one actually cares about him.
What's curious is the lack of Eggman, or Wily.
No.98509
Anonymous
Image:170774501269.jpg(39kB , 400x400 , main-qimg-b3193237a79cb47783aac3e439e6b5a6-lq.jpeg)
>>98500
I always trust my right hand.
>>98504
Not my fault you're ugly.
No.98510
Anonymous
I'm the Hocotate Freight campaigner. Sorry about the lack of OC this year. My efficiency has shrunk heavily over the course of the year for whatever reason. I'm working on two things right now.
No.98511
Anonymous
Replies:>>98526
Image:170774517217.jpg(97kB , 736x879 , 168757423683.jpg)
>>98501
No.98512
Anonymous
Replies:>>98521
>>98498
bretty good choices
No.98513
Anonymous
Image:170774535884.png(18kB , 1021x985 , BellsproutBlackGlasses.png)
>>98509
>paletuna over Kanna
Your right hand is wrong.
No.98514
Anonymous
Image:170774570494.jpg(18kB , 623x269 , cringed.JPG)
>>98498
I don't blame you for your inner desires but come on! An insect over the greatest falcons in the unit? The other hasn't shown his face around here yet, but at least we don't go crazy over a few billion years old tech!
No.98515
Anonymous
Replies:>>98521
Image:170774596665.png(143kB , 1016x594 , a new challenger appears.png)
>>98514
Awww~ Don't worry, Marco! I got this all under control!
No.98516
Anonymous
Replies:>>98521
Image:170774597218.jpg(4kB , 145x150 , molyneux_04.jpeg)
>>98498
>Blackey: This guy be lookin' like he want ta be a disciple breeder. How 'bout ya show 'im, boss?
No.98517
Anonymous
Replies:>>98521
Image:170774618146.jpg(26kB , 480x360 , Krystal-Head.jpeg)
>>98498
Anon I command you not to vote with your dickus
No.98518
Anonymous
>>98508
I think their anon might have actually gotten Stats'd.
No.98519
Anonymous
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>>98498
I know a way to get this guy's vote, but I really, REALLY, don't want to do it, and I doubt it's worth it anyway. Let's just cut our losses and go.
No.98520
Anonymous
>people forgot about KWABance and didn't even nominate him
KWABance
No.98521
Anonymous
Image:170774666811.png(110kB , 680x429 , 93a.png)
>>98512
Thank you my brother.
>>98513
I would Palutena and Pit. I definitely would Kanna, but not you.
>>98514
>>98515
You should've gotten your little lady over there. You could've gotten my vote. What a shame.
>>98516
I don't even know what that is.
>>98517
You better be grateful you got my vote. It was a shame I had to vote against Dinah. She was cute.
>>98519
I'm telling you, it's worth it. I'm not the only one that has lots of trust in my dickus.
No.98522
Anonymous
>>98507
>>98508
>>98520
What's really surprising is nobody talking about the exciting riveting team-up of Cuckold with Fang
No.98523
Anonymous
Replies:>>98531
Image:170774675546.jpg(180kB , 870x580 , getscancercuriously.jpg)
>letting fang qualify
No.98524
Anonymous
Replies:>>98535
Image:170774689250.png(75kB , 450x450 , BellsproutGivingGarlic.png)
>>98521
Oh, so you're just a faggot, OK.
No.98525
Anonymous
Replies:>>98653
Image:170774691680.png(18kB , 281x281 , Starfoxicus.png)
"Alright! We've successfully infiltrated the tournament once again, and with a improved seed to boot. With those pesky christians & several representatives from the law out of the picture this time, it should be a even bigger breeze for the long-fabled Tophat Clan sweep! I hope Beatrice could also make it..."
>"Would've liked if we 'ad gotten a higher rank though."
"Well beggars can't be choosers. Already hard as is to persuade enough denizens to nominate & vote you in when you're rather controversial in the public eye. Now, whose our first opponent we need to beat into next Sunday?"
>"These two guys that both share the first name "Jack". 'Parrently not only are they skilled in multiple types of combat, they're also the winner & runner up from a tourney back in 2022."
"...Alright, this might not be as clean as a sweep as we were hoping."
>"Have faith in the plan, Reg. I can probably take 'em out blindfolded."
No.98526
Anonymous
Image:170774705032.jpg(627kB , 1024x1280 , 1705935496267.jpg)
>>98511
Hey Dante, since we have nothing better to do how 'bout we rig against this guy? >>98498
No.98527
Anonymous
Image:170774735180.jpg(622kB , 4000x2500 , grimm and batter.jpg)
>>98219
>Someone nominated not 1 but 2 kings in the same team
lmao, it's over before it even began. I can't even draw anything for them rn
No.98528
Anonymous
Replies:>>98535
>>98498
>voting a tranny and his illusion over two real biological girls
man you got strange delusions
No.98529
Anonymous
Image:170774739007.gif(2.49MB , 500x324 , RyanGosling.gif)
No.98530
Anonymous
Replies:>>98535
Image:170774756574.jpg(357kB , 1080x1106 , 1562953378067.jpg)
>>98526
Well, let's look at his votes, and...
Oh.
Oh yeah we're rigging against him.
No.98531
Anonymous
>>98523
Fang qualifying with cuckold is the best result for her.
No.98532
Anonymous
Replies:>>98535
Image:170774772162.png(7kB , 82x74 , olimar shocked.png)
>>98509
>>98521
Sir, there are children here.
No.98533
Anonymous
Image:170774821314.png(267kB , 507x477 , 1699665518071487.png)
>>98521
I AM NOT WEARING THAT DRESS AGAIN!
I don't care if you vote for me and Patchi a thousand times, it's not happening.
No.98534
Anonymous
Replies:>>98535
>>98498
I'm taking this guy to court
No.98535
Anonymous
Image:170774874977.gif(2.43MB , 498x413 , f8a.gif)
>>98524
Anything to make me coom. You should've gotten another hot plant to be in Kanna's team.
>>98528
I honestly don't remember which one you're talking about.
>>98532
Yes, and? Honestly you don't look half bad. I might change my vote for you if you can convince me.
>>98533
Wear the dress. Patchi has done her job, it's your turn now. You wouldn't wanna disappoint her, would you?
>>98526
>>98530
>>98534
You can't stop me. I got the power of COOM by my side.
No.98536
Anonymous
Image:170774889485.jpg(22kB , 275x355 , unnamed.jpg)
>>98513
Ho, you upsetting love plant-hee! Unable to appr-hee-ciate natural beauty-ho! Only aiming for ho-ever grants you instant gratif-hee-cation, ho!
No.98538
Anonymous
Image:170774919872.jpg(1.21MB , 4096x2217 , F6TWT43XgAAs-r4.jpeg)
>>98535
I am married!
No.98539
Anonymous
Image:170774964878.png(644kB , 1024x768 , bleh.png)
>>98521
>Blackey: You may not kno' who we are yet, but trust me... You will. Dat hand flyin' round getting ready to crush ya? Dats us.
>>98526
>Blackey: A shrine maiden!? Willin' to work with us? Dis must be heaven!
>Whitey: Now, hold on. If we conduct ourselves carefully, the shrine maiden can take care of our woes with faith and attract followers.
>Blackey: Or she could take care o' our FOES wit HASTE! Yea!
No.98540
Anonymous
Image:170774979074.jpg(141kB , 850x611 , __fujiwara_no_mokou_and_houraisan_kaguya_touhou_drawn_by_spacezin__sample-81276ddb5c69ebb8e8753d28f2f5e3cf.jpg)
>>98535
Don't get ahead of yourself, or something gets busted.
No.98541
Anonymous
Image:170775034452.png(202kB , 629x492 , KM.png)
>>98521
Please stop thinking about sex, sir
No.98542
Anonymous
Image:170775068088.png(139kB , 275x340 , manfred.png)
>>98535
Oh, I WILL stop you, you disgusting freak!
No.98543
Anonymous
>>98520
People forgot about alot of /v/ staples
No.98544
Anonymous
Image:170775124575.jpg(490kB , 1114x978 , 160811523312063035.jpg)
>>98313
(You) two have plenty of space to discuss your hesitant turns under the heel of my golden BOOT!
No.98545
Anonymous
Replies:>>98555
Image:170775134179.jpg(97kB , 512x644 , 1671847012049.jpg)
Where's FAGails?
No.98546
Anonymous
Image:170775141557.gif(299kB , 500x565 , 6FC6144C-8124-49D8-BC3A-E3CD17DDD024.gif)
WOO
No.98547
Anonymous
Image:170775143038.gif(74kB , 200x101 , 3494AB7B-5F9E-4DB9-8C0F-37ADAF6350D6.gif)
YEAH BABY
No.98548
Anonymous
Image:170775144857.gif(77kB , 200x200 , 19B62A00-255C-4EC8-BAF6-20C63A77EEFE.gif)
WOO YEAH
No.98549
Anonymous
Image:170775145307.jpg(30kB , 564x564 , 68017ed13b33875b7dcd4f5c11408464.jpg)
>Tfw
>Eggman can enact his revenge upon Batter and Grimm in Round 4
No.98550
Anonymous
Replies:>>98587
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No.98551
Anonymous
Image:170775176127.jpg(855kB , 1876x3966 , GFfg0pWbEAA5pxC.jpg)
Emprah a cutie
No.98552
Anonymous
Image:170775187634.jpg(26kB , 586x523 , Ridley-SSB4.jpeg)
>Samus lost
No.98553
Anonymous
>>98551
So this is the power of WH40k fags...
No.98554
Anonymous