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>>99008
THEY WON!

Eggrobo, did you see that? We actually beat them! Not only that but the blue rat and his friend are gone! The Eggman Empire has the narrative on their side now!

Huh. These are some pretty tough results. Hey, big guy, how...how many did you put? I just put in like three or four, we didn't have to go crazy.

Okay Roland, we here at the 2nd round but this tournament is far from over.
Now our next opponents is....

Look Luigi, it's good old Fox McCloud and his lovely partner too! We're going to need some extra firepower to win this sparring match. Here's hoping for a clean fight, ayy Luigi?

I am feeling mighty lucky.
Aren't you too Doomguy?

ROUND TWO

>Wario and Waluigi vs the Jack Bros.
Well this will be an interesting one to work with. I have passing familiarity with Frost after playing 8 or so hours of SMT3, but I really have no experience with Garland except from what I remember about him from King 2022.
Wonder what I should draw?

>>99027
Yo! We lost. Can we party at your shrine?

>>99027
Uh, 30 or so, I think. Why do you ask?

>>99025
You are acting surprised, of course we were winning that match. Say, have you heard the doctor lately? Normally he's loud, but I haven't heard him in a while.

>>99028

....you can't be serious! Of all the ones I have to face, it has to be that book thief herself...
Alright listen up, Marisa is a tough opponent so you need to be very careful with her magic.
As for her partner, I don't much about him other than his weapon of choice.
I hope you can do well, Roland.

Look above us. An airship filled with more goons to shoot. Oh wait I see two officials on board! We got us a clown and some over dressed clown in medieval armor. Glad I got these babies on or my eyes will hurt from just lookin at em!

>>99034
Make Wario and Waluigi kick their traitorous ass.

>>99032
OH YEAH, I'M FEELING LUCKY ALRIGHT! CAUSE WE'RE FACING A WARLOCK AND A DEMON PIG!
THESE HELLSPAWN ARE GOING TO REGREAT EVER CROSSING PATH WITH US!

Mario Bros vs Star Foxes is an interesting one. There's no doubt going to be a lot of fan overlap. How many people here have access to Star Fox 64, and how many have access to Mario Maker 2? Maybe we could set up some of kind of score attack or something, see which team earned a vote through the power of vidya. I mean, this is a vidya competition after all.

>>99036
Ah, yes, thirty or so....THIRTY?! Dude, we could get in so much trouble! A lot of cool dudes could've gotten in, people will be so mad!

>>99028
>>99039
A book thief who uses magic, huh? (Wish I knew about this person back when I was at that other library. She could've been helpful.) No problem, I deal with weird shit in the City all the time. As for the other guy... no, no it can't be. There's a mistake, right? That's not the insane guy from King last year, is it?

Shit, we lost.
>Well that sucks. But we are relatively new to this.
Whatever. Least we got to see some aliens trip balls.
>Yeah that was pretty cool.
You still up for partying with that Helltaker guy was talking about?
>I guess so. What else do we have to do?
What about the aliens? They're out of the competition too.
>Wanna see if they wanna come too?
Sure, why not? They were okay, I guess.

>>99008
Round 1 Mario loses a life: https://voca.ro/19SuEVSoSEx5
King Boo Fucks Up: https://voca.ro/1aQCC7BjB1SA

>Blackey: Check out this new land, boss! It's...
>Whitey: Wait a minute... This is Greece! What a strange turn of events.
>Blackey: Well, it looks nothin' like da Greece we kno'!
>Whitey: There's a god here, too! I can feel it. We should remain wary.

Seems our next opponents have been quite silent throughout this whole ordeal. I've heard rumors of their killing records, so could they be on standby for an ambush? How funny. You've got to have quite the luck to even survive against an apex predator, let alone two! Their deaths shall be swift and effortless.

>>99046
Yeah, well, it'll be fine for now. Probably. By the way, are we gonna let that princess and the chick who looks like Mario hang out at the shrine with us?

>>99047
>>99039
SPELLCARD DUEL!
Touhou Soccer 2: Marisa's Master Spark

Well well well!
They've started a tournament without my knowledge. Not only that but they've nominated me and I've made it to the second round too!

Consider me surprised.

>>99040
Lets give those generals a lesson on not to envelope the world in flames. We must tread lightly for they have tech just as good or even better than Morden's eggheads according to Eri's intel back at head quarters. For the Peregrine Falcons. We strike our prey quickly and efficiently.

>next are the Mario Bros.
Looks like we will be losing this time again. I will still draw something ash related because this has potential.

>>99042
Those CDI games really have gotten into nerves, especially after the losers bracket. I am looking forwards to teach them a lesson.

Good evening everybody, this is Gamblin to Victory here!

We would like to say thank you so much for helping us defeat those crippled school girlies. Alas, my partner has no clue what to make use of them so in the end, I decided to take their souls to my boss; I'm sure he'll have some good uses for them.

As of right now, we facing a battle of fists here with two brawlers. Quite a tough battle, eh?

You know what to do folks, get ready to place your bets all on us and we'll take care of the rest.

>>99054
Ha! I've taken more than my fair share of beatings from that hulking ape over the years. What are they going to do? Come at us with weapons? Oh, how frightening!

>>99057
You fucking advanced soley so I could snack on your fucking corpse. And when that fucking happens you'll be really fucking surprised.
Fuck.

Well, that victory was hardly unexpected. One step closer to the big prize for us. I guess we can keep the girls as free entertainment for our future guests? A little freak show, perhaps?

Mr. Mac, right? You seem to solve all your problems with a hook or an uppercut. But I hope you understand that in this gambling establishment, we prefer a more civilized approach. I'm a frail lady and Mr. Dice is more of a managing figure than a brawler. We both prefer to have someone else do our fighting.

But, of course, we hospitably cater to our guests' needs, so rest assured you can satisfy your urge to punch someone in the face. Mr. Dice has a ton of minibosses you can choose from, and I... Well, I guess I could order my servant to dress up in that stupid Robo Justice get-up with that hammer. I don't think he would actually win against you, but at least it would be fun to see him get punched out. What do you say?

>>99056
Cards, huh? Yeah, I'm good with cards. Maybe this won't be so difficult. Maybe we'll even win. Maybe we-
>>99057
Oh, oooooh, uh, hi, Heisenberg. It's been a while, huh? Heh, heh heh. (I need to get out of here right now.)

>>99063
THEY THINK THEY'RE TOUGH SHIT WITH THEIR MAGIC TRICKS AND EVIL BOOKS! THEY'RE JUST EASY PICKINGS! POINT BLANK RAGE OF MY BOOMSTICK WILL TAKE CARE OF THESE FREAK!

>>99076
shit matchups

>>99070
Who the fuc-
What in the?
Your daddy looks like that supersized BITCH with those fangs and your attitude makes me think you're trying to take me into a shouting match.

Wow...that tribute actually worked.
>I know! Crazy, huh? But now, we really gotta step up our game!
Yeah, these next guys look strong. Pretty huge, too.
>Maybe the flashlight, but lookit the shrimp on top! Let's go for him first! We'll worry about the royal guy later!
I actually have that figured out.
>Whoa! You got the babes to help!
J: Hell yeah, we're always up to stop a demon-hater!
P: But if you try anything, I swear I'll snap your neck.
>You say that, but at the end, you'll all be losing it fer Larry Laffer over here!
Seriously, don't. Alright, girls...and guy...huddle up. Here's the plan...

>>99079
I was put here at the dawn of fucking life to fuck you over when you die. Yeah. Like a bitch. Be seeing you soon, fucker.

>>99083
Also I'll be taking all of your fucking abilities and fucking items.

>>99056

Dammit Marisa; you and your tricks are always the bane of my existence.
If it's a spellcard duel you want, then I'll accept.
Touhou Soccer 2: Patchouli's Philosopher's Stone

>>99082
I...
...
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When I wrote the Imperial Truth, I said slay the demon.
NOT LAY WITH THEM.

>>99086
You talk a lot of shit for someone within robbing range

>>99047
hey buddy you're mistaking me for the wrong Scout here, I ain't that freaky RED guy that took too much blunt force trauma to the head

>>99079
A "supersized bitch", huh, Mr. Heisenberg? Ridiculous! I am the great and noble Count Dracula! A mere peasant like yourself should be bowing in my presence! That's it! I'll make sure I throw you out of my castle keep for defying me!

>>99062
To be quite honest, I think it could go either way as a Mario Bros. supporter. While I really want the brothers to go far this time, can't get mad if they lose to a worthy campaign. Best of luck either way!

>>99050
>Whitey: Alright, leader! This time we should take a more peaceful path. We still have the firey wolf with us. Her brush shouls go along well with your motion-based miracles! Use them to impress the followers of these new gods, so that their people join us willingly!
>Blackey: Or we use dat brush to wipe 'em off the map! Come on. We gotta get dat creed, boss!
Black & White 2 Soundtrack | Greek | Neutral

>>99093
Get fucked, fucker.

>someone modded Marisa into Library of Ruina
Maybe I'll install this tomorrow and do something with it for this match

>>99075
HA, you think your words and your weapons intimidate me, marine? You are nothing but a miserable runt who can't even beat a man in a suit.
You and your companion will die!

>>99083
>>99086
Haha! You may make me powerless but greasy charm is more than enough to make me a fearsome opponent!
>>99095
Me? A peasant! My family house owns more acres of land than your little rock on a patch of grass ever had. I could literally buy your castle!

>>99094
Ah, well, that's a very good thing then. I had a run-in with him during King last year.
...
I don't want to talk about it.

>>99101
>It's Kanmari marisa
Think clearly about what you're doing.

My webm video player is somehow fucking broken or corrupted somehow. It doesn't allow to either post or download webm videos any longer which is a majority of my Charles collection

Hey you fancy lawyers, I got a special autopsy report right here. You want it? Come and get it, you fools!

Well! Looks like we made it in, Maya! I'm feeling fired up! Who's next?
>It says here....GASP! No way!
What? Who is it? Someone famous?
>That's ONE way to put it! We're up against HITLER!
What?! That's crazy! But...I guess that means the trial is gonna be easy.
>Maybe, but the fight certainly won't be! See that mech suit he's got on? How are we gonna top that?
Yeesh, this guy's pulling all the punches...we'll worry about the fight later, for now just get ready for the trial.

>>99102
Yadda Yadda, I've heard my destiny ending my demise plenty of times. I've yet to witness it.

I can't believe it Sam and I won the first round.

Alright, got a drawing idea for the match-up. Be gone for a little bit.
Afterwards, I'd love to either post some Mario Maker codes, try another Star Fox run, do a Mario kart 8 race or something like that.

Superheroes? More like superzeros; especially once we're finished with them.
>Good thing I brought plenty of servbots with me. All of these guys are equipped with worm-exterminating technology. That wormboy will taste bitter defeat.
(Both Tron and Bow laugh)

>>99105
I found a couple different Marisa mods actually, including both a custom reception and a full Touhou story mod consisting of nine receptions, one of which is against her. I love weird and stupid crossover shit like this.

>>99040
>>99061
What do we have here? Two annoying pawns ready to be expelled like worthless mimes following orders! Quickly? Try INSTANT! HAHAHAHAHA!

>>99092

>>99088
We both know how this goes!
Touhou 6 - Embodiment of Scarlet Devil - Stage 4 Normal
>>99104
Come on, tell us about it, ze!

>>99107
Fancy lawyers...? Oh, boy, the Von Karmas.
>Uh-oh. If they catch wind they might serve as the dictator's lawyers at the trial.
I doubt they'd vouch for a guy like him, but they could still be trouble later down the line. Hey, cartoon girls or whatever! Keep those two in line for us!
>Yeah! Just...NOT with a gun, okay?

>>99042
>>99063
HAH! IF YOU TWO WANT TO PROVE YOU ARE NOT PUNY BOOKWORMS, YOU SHOULD BEAT MY MAGIC LABYRINTH FIRST! AND NO YOUR ARMOR AND WEAPONRY DO NOT CONVINCE ME, ANY BOOKWORM CAN PUT ON FANCY CLOTHES! NOW AWAY WITH YOU LITTLE "SLAYERS"! AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE FOUND A WAY OUT OF MY LABYRINTH! IF YOU HAVE THE SMARTS TO, THAT IS!

>>99122

Alright, I gotta sleep. Good luck to all you guys.
Black & White 2 music - Menü

>>99095
>>99100
You two have made a massive mistake to mess with the Mafia!

>>99120

Fuck off, we haven't been been able to shoot anyone ever since this tournament started. Our last opponents never showed their faces and we been sitting here doing nothing. Now get out of our faces and let us gun in peace!

Sans, I think we're out the tournament. I have the feeling those humans tricked us!

>>99120
As much as me and my father would love to take down you fools as soon as possible, there's much better ways to go about it than using a war criminal. Now, a murderer, that's a different story.

>>99123
OH, SO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOUR STUPID LITTLE CORN MAZE WARLOCK?! BIG DEAL, I'VE TRAVEL THROUGH HELL AND BACK TWICE! YOU'RE MAGICAL LABYRINTH WILL BE LEFT IN RUINS WHEN I RIP AND TEAR MY WAY OUT!

>>99119
No... No! I'm not talking about what happened then! I've gone through worse in the past, but that doesn't make what happened then any better! Go away, witch!

>>99123
Not to exactly be a joy killer... But that's my specialty. I break curses and magic bonds alike

I hate this tournament, I wish Cortana was here. My feet hurt.

>>99130
>YOU'RE

>>99134
WHY YOU LITTLE SMART ASS! LET'S SEE WHO'S LAUGHING WHEN I STRANGLE TO LIFE OUT OF YOU!

>>99134
I might’ve chuckled a bit

>>99117
As someone who looks like a tacky target, you do love to brag about your status and taunt it around shamelessly. You wouldn't survive a sandstorm since you whine about your boots getting dirty. I'll love to see you try to fight us in one before your head becomes a bloody splatter.

Reposting because why not?

Wake me up when we lose.

Glamgals anon here. A lot of great picks made it through. I feel bad for Little Nightmares though, they were my favorites and Eggman being silent this time didn't help. Either way, I'm giving support for Doomguy and Geralt because they have been cool also if Doomguy wins we can make this canon.

>>99135
Perhaps some additional tools may help. My partner has quite the library, from lamp oil to ropes to even bombs! If you want it, it's yours; though you may want to make sure you have enough Rupees.

>>99008

>>99008
>>99144
Woo-wee Mac baby, we made an outstanding performance in round 1! When Dedede came swinging that hammer, you came rocking those punches, and I sent Bowser flying right into another castle! Those suckas know better not to challenge us to the throne, although it looks like another king took notice of our victory and yearns for a piece of the pie.

King Dice is the Devil’s right-hand man, and sure acts the part. He manages a casino where those unlucky get one Hell of a time. As easy as knocking out this blockhead sounds, he’s certainly not alone in this, as he brought in a schoolkid with the Ultimate Gambler title to help with his endeavors. You see Mac, King Dice plays chicken like Glass Joe and it *is* a bit weird to knock a girl’s lights out, so they offered to bring in a few friends of theirs for us to fight. >>99072 Can you believe this, son? They need to use hired goons to take us down! Guess they’re not confident with their luck after all, Mac baby. Nonetheless, there's a plethora of minibosses at their disposal, and it’s more punches for us to dish, and more chocolate for me to eat, ha ha ha!

It’s a good day for a swell battle, Mac! No matter how many suckas these two throw at us, there’s a stark difference between dumb luck and keen skill! Let’s knock these mini-bosses back-to-back and always bet on King Dice’s black eye!

>>99142
Sure why not? Lets see what he has-

>>99138

Hi King Poo, did you brought your tissues now that you're a jobber (again).

We... lost?
That's inconceivable. I thought we had that locked in the bag. Nyeh...
Welp, I guess-wait is that Henry? How the dickens did he... wait, HE'S ALSO IN THE TOURNAMENT!?!
WJAT DO YOU MEAAAAAN HE DID BETTER THEN ME? I CHANGE MY MIND, THESE TOURNAMENTS STINK!

>>99153

>>99008
Who's this Hitler guy people are talking about? I just see Fuhrer.

>>99149

Oh trust me kid, there's more than just a handful of minibosses. Let's see if you're just as capable of punching through my mighty army of cards.
That's right baby, you're also gonna have get past these fellas if you're so determined to win this round.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

>>99160
Piece of chocolate cake, now that we have boxing gloves, we won't have to worry about getting papercuts! What say you, Mac?
>

>>99119

Well, I guess it's time to feast your eyes on my more formable magic and let's see who gets to move to the third round.
Trust me, your ego is going to cost you dearly.

Fire gif for the Little Nightmares anon. I hope you cheat death next time.
>....

EAT SHIT, SAMUS! IT'S OUT AND DELIVERED TO YOU HAHAHAHAHA

>>99163

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
This is just too entertaining to see. As the gamest of the land, I just know that lady luck will always land on my side.

>>99169

.......
Here's hope that she'll make it to Queen this year

>>99008
ENTER

>>99175
you want him to shit on his opponent?

Man, those thieves sure got stomped!
>Like father, like son
Indeed, now our next opponents that threaten the galaxy are a crazy scientist girl and her ghost lackey!
>They sure look threatening Jim, it sounds like a job for us
Absolutely! Hey bad girls come here for a second!

I only voted for the team with little boys.

>>99008
this is a weird matchup, but I can make something of it. I believe in the Partners in crime! Warning: This drawing is really, really stupid.

Vote Contra

>>99177
Oh fuck no, who invited dumbass 1 and dumbass 2 to this tournament?

Well fuck, guess I lost. I knew the retards voting here couldn't be trusted. Now I'll have to run from the law again.
>If it's any consolation, Nerd, at the very least I'll always believe you are innocent.
Thanks, but it's not gonna help much. Fuck you Wright & Co.! Now because of you, I have to lay low until everyone forgets about this! Which will probably be a week after this thing's over, but that still pisses me off.
>Can't you resurrect the Guitar Guy with a cheat code like you did when playing Ikari Warriors?
Yeah, right, for that I'd have to play Ikari Warriors again. I'd rather take my chances with the law first. Man, fuck this shitty tournament up the ass!
>Nerd, you really need to be less sour about some things. Losing hurts, but there are a lot of good things to find in this situation, too.
Good things? Like what?
>Well, for one, there were still all those people that voted for us. They might have been the minority, but I think it's great we managed to affect even that much. There's also the fact that some of your most hated teams lost alongside us, so at least they can't rub anything in your face. And, well, generally, I think these tournaments should be about the fun of participation, not just winning or losing. So c'mon feel better
You know, this does make me feel a bit better. Mostly the parts about the teams I don't like losing, but, you know, other stuff helps too. See you next year, I guess, or whenever I need someone to play shitty games with again. Even if they probably give us some bullshit again like Jack Frost in Round 1, whatever, it's gonna take more than that to make me give up. I'm gonna keep trying until I win this shitty tournament!

*END CREDITS ROLL*

>Hm... Do you know you don't have to wait a whole year to enter a tournament again? I think they're gonna have a /cov/ tournament sooooome time this year. You could always team up with...
Yeah yeah. I remember it so you don't have to remind me. Christ, I hope that moron doesn't weigh me down...

>>99177

>There they are Tron!
I'm on it! Hey wormboy, feel the wrath of my worm-eliminating Servbots!
>Let's see how he can handle these killer bots without getting vaporized by their blasters.