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>>97315
It's been a long time coming, hasn't it?

Vote for Cowboys Don't Wear Ties!

Alright you guys, let's show King Poo who's the highest nobleboo of them all, shall we?

>>97315
For "The Rightful Kings of /v/"

Sorry to break your training, Mac baby, but I got some news and a little pep talk to share with you. Things have been looking up for you son, ever since you’ve made a grand showing in Heroes, you managed to qualify for King of /v/ after who knows who long! Well, you were beaten to the punch in the first round that time and it looks like that raunchy swordsman claimed that blonde robot for his own. I’m telling ya, they’ve been making babies faster than Bald Bull’s barber appointments, ha ha ha! But that’s in the past, and you gotta focus on the now, and stick with what you do best: rise to the top against all odds.

Therefore, I’ve signed you up for the Co-op tournament. Things might be a little bit different for you, kid, instead of going mano a mano in the ring, you’ll be pitted against duos this time around. Not that it’d be a problem for you to knock two suckas out at once, but the rules require that you pair up with another fighter. Lucky for you, you got the former WVBA heavyweight champion at your side, and these duets over at the prom won’t like Doc when he’s angry. Furthermore, it seems like a pair of robots won the last bout. What’s with all these nuts and bolts winning the belts lately, son? Tell you what, if we win, they’ll make for some good training dummies over at my gym, ha ha ha!

Normally I’d let you do your own thing and eat my chocolate bar in peace, but mathematically speaking… two is greater than one, Mac baby! Let’s show these suckas that this old Doc still has new tricks!

Okay Roland, the tournament has finally started. Let's us be-
(Patchouli finds the entire library a mess and sees him laying in a pile of books in a dizzy state)
What..the hell?

>>97315
For "Bat Tits"

By the way anyone else want pencil and paper art for their team?

And so it begins. It's time to win this in the name of the Eggman Empire.

OOH OOH AAAH AAAAHH AHHHHHH!!!

I can't believe it; I'm finally fighting with my precious dark prince. It's a dream come true!

You hear that Arle? I'm with Satan, and you're not! Now watch as I show these weaklings the power of love!

>>97321
Uh... I had a bit of an issue earlier involving this one book. It was The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski. I say we burn it, just to see what cards come out of it.

Hello, this is a message from the Haltmann Works company.
We have just begun a strategic alliance with The Grox in an effort to further our mechanical developments near the Galactic Core. To help launch this endeavor into more future prospects, for this round only, we are offering free rigging services to any anons who vote for us.

Z: Welcome sports fans to the first, minor video game tournament of the year - Co-op 2024! Bobby, can you tell us what exactly this tournament is about?
B: Well Zach, despite the name, this isn't an actual video game tournament, but a popularity contest for teams of two video game characters. The audience votes for their favourite contestants while they try their best at getting their support in any way they can, whether it's them trying to be funny or by brutally murdering their opponents!
Z: Oh, that sounds like something our dear Professor Genki would enjoy!
B: Funny should you mention it, our Professor has actually entered himself in this tournament. It seems he couldn't resist this opportunity at violence!
Z: But this is only for tag teams, so who is his teammate?
B: None other than the Dr. Fetus. Don't be fooled by his name, he's not a real doctor, but he's definitely a real fetus.
Z: You're not kidding, that's literally a fetus in a jar piloting some sort of mech suit, huh. The Professor never stops surprising me, you think you've seen it all until he comes up with the weirdest stuff for the shows.
B: Don't let the "Doctor" hear you say that, apparently he's as ruthless as the Professor. I wouldn't want to get on his bad side if that's the case.
Z: That would explain why Genki chose him as a partner, I feel sorry to whoever faces off against these two!
B: You're getting ahead of yourself, Zach, we're only in the Qualifiers. Only 128 teams can enter and this seems to already be quite the eventful round, so let's get into the action!

VOTE for Bramball and Oogie!

>>97326

>>97315

Hello everybody, this is the Canvas of Dreamland here!
Me and my good friend Ribbon will be asking you to vote for us.
>We'll be really happy if you do; every tournament needs a good artist around.

Aw man! We got here too late! *sigh* Sorry, Carby.
>Guu, guu guu...
It's a real shame. I don't think anyone even knew about this aside from us...
>>97325
Well, I guess the Dark Prince and Rulue are here...WAIT, WHAT?! How...how did...but...HUH?!

All tournaments begin in Shitposting, and all so end. /v/ Co-Op is no different. Shitposting sprouts within the threads, it grows, consumes them. Such is its nature. In the end, every tournament returns to the /trash/ whence it came. You see, Shitposts are the tournament's true essence.
Only through DARKNESS within NOTHINGNESS can the tournament be freed from the cycle of Shitposting.

Vote for Sweet Collab!
《Cytus II》 Opening - The Whole Rest

>>97326

My books are NOT meant to be discarded! Now put that away and clean this mess up!

Vote for teams with Jack Frost or i'll Glacial Blast your ass

How about that Caleb? Let's kick those Cabal and Alien bastards out of this tournament and after that screw some babes after.

>>97311
wrong pic for these guys and Waluigi, Kazuya and Iron Golem are still misspelled

>>97335

Well you snooze you lose; now be a good girl and help us win this tournament.

>>97315
Detectives at work
Vote Personality Hoarding Department

>>97315
Make sure you vote for God's Avisors, Ying-n-Yang!
It's in your hands... After all, you are a god!
https://vocaroo.com/1lYMPEaJsu6i

>>97315

>>97339
You've made yourself a death wish to have been paired with arch-tratior Garland.

Yo, yo, yoooooo! It's your main men, ToeJam; that's capital T and a capital J, and his buddy Big Earl!
>Sup, dudes?
Coming at you live from the planet Funkotron, putting on some mad tunes!
>Furious hits!
Hey, hey! Since we ain't fightin' just yet, let's have some fun! Put on some music with us! And don't just stick to what's popular, play YOUR tune, play something about YOU! Let's show 'em, buddy!
>Turning the tables, TJ!
ToeJam & Earl - ToeJam Jammin' - FUNK Arrangement!

I haven't drawn anything for this tournament yet, but I'll get to it tomorrow.
In the meanwhile, vote for LRSSG! We'll be quit with Erusea and their bandits in no time.
Fort Grays Air Base Hangar

>>97322
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>97340
You mean one of the same with but with different labels for their spells. As for the massacre aftermath, I'll stick to my guns rather than copulate.

>>97345
Oh shit Krystal, I think leaving the Great Fox without our arwings wasn't the brightest idea we've had.
>Hold my hand, I'll help you navigate with my telepathy
Ah that's much better.

Okay Miko, it looks like we're going to have to stop fighting and work together if we truly want to gain tons of followers.
>I don't usually like this idea, but I guess that's fine by me.
Thank you for your cooperation.
>Do you hear that people? Buddhism and Taoism are teaming up for your support. Now please, give us strength!

>>97322
NOOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

>>97324
Wow, Captain! And I thought I wasn't the serious one around this unit.

>>97333
You've got five other books that are best-sellers in Poland, although I've never heard of that place before. It's sure to be better than the City at least. Anyway, those potion recipes could be helpful in getting someone off your back. Maybe I should make them.
>>97338
Okay, fine then, what's this one?
>And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
Oh yeah, I've read this one before. It's a fun murder mystery. I also caught syphilis once discussing this book, but that's another story.

This is it, Luigi! Let's get in here and show them why they call us the SUPER Mario Brothers!

Well, just done voting for every single team EXCEPT
>KWABoo and Icon
>The Isaac ones
He's just not winner material, sorry :(

>>97339
Oh, another Shadow.

>>97317

Z: Are you sure we can do this? I mean, he did got himself in the tournament.
TB: Yeah, but that's only because he got lucky.
LB: That's right; he's nothing but a jobber and he knows it. Too bad he's too uppity to look at the hard truth. Now let's boot him out of here so we can laugh at his face.
Z: Shhh Bow, I think he's hearing us right now.
TB: Nah, let him hear it. He's probably throwing another temper tantrum like a child. Can you believe he can't even win the Loser's Bracket!
(All of them laugh out loud)

Vote for Dinah!
This is definitely one of the best things I've drawn.

>>97355

I see you have Flandre's favorite book, who happens to be in this very tournament right now.
Take care not to ruin it, or Flandre will probably have you in her kill list.

Oh, it's time for another game already? Good thing I've come prepared. As much as I liked Dahlia, sometimes it's better to trust a fellow professional.

Make sure to place your bets on the world's greatest gambler and the devil's right-hand man by my side! Trust the word of the queen of liars: we'll remember those who gave "Gamblin to Victory" their generous support... and those who didn't, too. After we win the grand prize, everyone will be rewarded according to what they deserve.

But enough about us, for now. We want to see how many brave, desperate gamblers have gathered here. I'm talking the kind of people who are truly willing to risk anything for a victory. Tell me, what was the greatest risk you or your teammate ever took in your life? Did it pay off or fail spectacularly? I promise I'm not just asking because I love hearing about others' misfortune.

>>97315
Here's something for the librarians since I like the pairing.

>>97315
FEAST YOUR MORTAL EYES ON MY MASTERPIECE! FOR THERE WILL BE MORE TO COME WAHAHAHAHA

>>97360
AAIIIEEEEE!!!!

>>97360
Don't worry; there will be plenty more Shadows where we're headed, boy...

Alright listen up, me and Peacock demand us your votes! You will give us your support or else, be prepared to get blown to bits!
>You heard the lady; vote for Demonic Demon-Hunters and we'll get rid of these demon spawns that are infesting this tournament with their filthy claws and horns!

Gee, Maki Roll, there sure are some tough competitors here.
>Don't be so naive. Some of these guys might be just showboating. And I thought I told you to stop calling me that.
Think we need to train more?
>I feel like other actions are needed. What we need is support from allies.
But how do we do that?
>Isn't it obvious? We campaign. It's the only way to get our voices heard.
Damn, I wish Shuichi was here. He's good with all that persuasion and whatnot.
>Well you should've picked Shuichi to come with you.
No way! He may be my sidekick but he's terrible in combat. Besides, you and I make a great team, right, Maki Roll?
>Kaito, I want to actually hurt you right now.
So... is that a yes or a no?
>Ugh.

>>97366
I like it.
I've got something I'm gonna post here soon too, glad you like the team.

>>97315
Ratchet and Clank

>>97374
Thanks anon

>>97367
>"FOR THERE WILL BE MORE TO COME WAHAHAHAHA"
Looking Forward to it!

Hello fuckers. I am here with my pal Dracula to call you miserable fucking piles of secrets what you really fucking are.

>>97379
Sans! Look! Another skeleton is in this tournament! That means hee must be our long lost relative!

>F: I'll just destroy the ones who won't vore for me, then we'll get in anyhow.
>Y: That's not how it works. Remember how I came back from your ability?
>F: Kusoooooooooo!

>>97380
I don't know Papyrus, for a relative he sure has a BONE-chilling appearance compared to us.

>>97382

Okay Mina, let's show these folks the power of our artistic abilities, shall we?
>Sure man, whatever you say...
Now let's see what kind of art we can find here.

>>97319

Impressive, this is looks like it could be a masterpiece fit for royalty.

>>97322

Ah, a stunning example of artistic beauty. The poses are outstanding indeed.

>>97334

It's good to see a couple of artists around here and this isn't half bad. This captures a feel of childhood and youth.

>>97343

Quite a dark atmosphere this piece of work brings. These duo looks like they have a serious job to do.

>>97367

Quite a surreal painting for two troublemakers with a knickknack for causing chaos. What a suspended piece of art!

>These dudes sure love to paint.
Yes, I see that Mina. Now let's join alongside with them on our journey to the world of art.

Wouldn't it be funny if Alex and I won the co-op tournament?

>>97379
Finally, someone of taste. I saw what happened in King last year, and I cannot believe you all voted for Grimm to not only make it past round 2, but win the whole thing! Even when you stopped me only for NightShift to get the wrong results, he still won! I've had it with him and the rest of you miserable humans! It's time for the undead to rise, and chaos to rule, as Death helps me in remaking this tournament!

>>97383
SANS! That's not a good way to introduce ourselves to new people, relative or not!

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"Two-Pronged Strategy" - Ace Combat 7

Alright. To all the postcensal team mates of mine. While I respect all of- *Looks at Berdly* While I respect most of you, unfortunately do to how this tournament works I can only be pared up with one of you.
Just so that whatever the people decide, we are going to RIP AND TEAR THIS TOURNAMENT APPART!

Heeeeey! It's my cousin! You are here!
>This does not look like bowling alley, Roman.
Soon, soon, Niko. When the matches start we bowl like angels!
>What is this strange place?
"THIS IS /TNT/ BABY! You should have come out earlier. Think of all the girls you've been missing out on!
>Liberty City has women too.
Yes, but only normal women. Here we have robots, ghosts, bats, scared princesses, bored rich witches on vacation, fucking PLANTS. Tell me, cousin, have you ever had sex with a big-tittied plant and fox woman at once?
>I hear there is lots of rape and ugly men here.
Not so different from home you think? Wait until you see the big spaceships, cousin.
>The people are also on edge.
It's the fucking NSA, there's been a big scare. But screw that Niko, chin up! My cousin is here! We are here! The Bowling Bellic's are hitting the lanes again!

Ugh, tell me why we're doing this again, Jecka.
>Because it's better than being in school.
Um, define "better".
>Look, it was either this or having to get
Fuck, that reminds me. Do you still have those percs with you?
>I thought you were gonna bring them. I only have, like, two left.
What the fuck? We're in this dumbass competition and we have no way of getting fucked up?!
>Don't be mad at me! Look, there's gotta be someone here who can hook us up.
Fine. We'll see if we can score some stuff from any of the other dipshits here.
>Let's just save the percocet for an emergency.
Right, like if we REALLY need to get high. Got ya.
>Let's look on the bright side. At least Jeffrey's not here.
I would rather fuck Jeffery than be here right now. This place smells like how I imagine his room to smell like.
>God, don't put that image in my mind.

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(They want you to vote for them)

>>97315
We interrupt your posting to bring you Layton's testimony about why he joined /v/illains!

Vote for Wright and Co. Law Offices and Effect of Karma.

>>97385
>Tfw
>You shut the fuck for the rest of this tournament

>>97387
Oh come on, you're even smiling bro!

>>97399
I KNOW AND I HATE IT

>Relius: It looks like we've arrived in a new "world" Hazama. Does this look like the one you remember?
>Hazama: Yep. Dull as always! There's different faces here though.
>Relius: That just means there is more fascinating phenomena.
>Hazama: Just remember; we came here to win! Don't lose just cause you want someone to shake things up.
>Relius: Oh, I don't plan to. After all, things are the most interesting if you win.
Relius Theme - Plastic Night [BBCS:EX]

>>97379
>>97386

Not unless we stop you first; me and Peacock will slaughter you demonic lowlifes till there's nothing left of you.

>>97364
Great risks? Well, there was that one time I, the great Gilgamesh, was nominated for a tournament with nobody but Enkidu to back me up! And I don't want to badmouth Enkidu, he's a swell guy, but honestly, I can never remember what he looks like. Sometimes I could swear he was a dog, other times a regular demon, and the other day I'm pretty sure he was a chicken... As great of a warrior as I am, I prefer a partner in battle who knows what he is! Like Bartz here, a true adventuring spirit akin to my own! If you are to vote for a team with me in it, make sure it's Rivalry Through The Dimensions!

...hm, Exdeath is here too, huh? Well, the pay was nice while I worked for him. Shame he had to go crazy with the whole power of the Void thing.

.........
(Six wants you to vote for her and Mono)

STFU ALL OF YOU AND TURN YOUR ATTENSTION TO ME AND KING BOO! FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS YEARS CO-OP CHAMPIONS!
>THAT'S RIGHT! WITHNESS OUR GREATNESS MORTALS! I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND SUCH A MANIFASANT DUO!
AND IF YOU THINK WE'RE GOING TO BOTCH THIS LIKE KING OF /V/, WE GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU PEOPLE!
>WITH OUR COMBIND MIGHT, WE'RE BASICLLY UNSTOPPABLE! UNTOUCHABLE! UNDEFEATABLE!
SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ANONS, CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO STEAMROLL THIS WHOLE THING!

Snake, we've successfully been nominated for the Co-op tournament. Now we have to get enough votes to qualify.
>Easy, I know a way using nothing but a cardboard box.
Uh, what?
>Listen, just running around makes it easy to get detected, but kind of standard. Now, running around with a cardboard box on your back, that's memorable. You don't forget a cardboard box with legs.
Well, I guess that's true.
>That's the spirit. Now, put that box over yourself and run into that room filled with lunatics while I try to find out more about this tournament.
This is gonna be one of those days, isn't it?
>Yep.

>>97389
Eye Of The Storm - 5/40 - Ace Combat 3 Original Soundtrack

>>97410
LOSE ROUND 1?!?!? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!
TALK THAT KIND OF SMACK AGAIN AND I'LL OBLITERATE YOUR FUCKING MAIN INTO MINCEMEAT!

>>97315
Here's a cosplay to support Librarians from Separate Dimensions. Read any good books recently?

Alright everybody, it's time we sail our way to victory! Join the crew and plummet these land dwellers to the sea.
>Don't let the queens down; join us as we set sail to championship!

>>97408
>>97412

Ohhhh look what we found guys; it's King Poo and Icon of Shit!
LB: Hi guys, are you preparing to get BTFO in the first round?
Z: I hope you brought some tissues for your tears.
(All of them laugh out loud)

Crimson 1
<< Is this what you wanted, merc? Your actions have destroyed this world and brought us to the tournament-ridden one! Do you plan to burn it down as well?! >>
Hitman 1 - Monarch
<< ... >>
Crimson 1
<< You dog. You're fucking dead. >>
Redline - Jose Pavli | Project Wingman: FRONTLINE 59 OST (2023)

>>97415
OH LOOK, IT'S THE GHOST SLUT AND THE ROBO BITCH TRYING TO DISS ME AND MY BRO
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE NOT ROUND 1 JOBBERS! KING OF /V/ IS FUCKING RIGGED AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT! IF THAT HACK NSA WASN'T RUNNING THE TOURNAMENT, I AND KING BOO WOULD'VE BEEN IN THE EILTE 8!
BUT NOW THAT WE'RE FREE OF HIS BULLSHIT, EVERYONE WILL SEE WHAT WE'RE REALLY MADE OF!
>>97416
YOU JUST MADE UP THOSE NUMBERS, YOU DISHONEST FUCKING COCK SUCKER!

>they're throwing their HATE at us
YES, YES! Only the hatred of our mortal enemies can serve as fuel for our already super powerful campaign!

Attention all anons, we want you for the Bob-omb Army!
Join our mighty empire, and we will defeat those that stand in our way! Me, Whomp, and Bomberman will led the regime to victory!
Now, play the anthem!
>Aye sir!
Throwback Galaxy Super Mario Galaxy 2 Music Extended

>>97423
Fuck off you fucker, you'll be my food in no tine. I fucking eat fucking souls.

>>97423
I KNOW RIGHT! MOTHER FUCKERS ARE OBIOUSLY MAD OUR CAMPAIGN IS THE BEST THIS TOURNAMENT HAS TO OFFER! JUST LOOK AT THIS LINE UP FOR EXSAMPLE!
>FUCKING PLANTS
>LITERAL SHIT
>BATTLER AND.....BBC?
YOU GOT TO BE JOKING! IT'S SO CLEAR WE'RE THE ONLY CO-OP RUNNERS WORTH A DAMN!
>>97425
STFU DEATH! I PRACTICALLY OWN YOUR WEAK ASS!

>>97406
HAHA! You see Sans? Even the human has better humor sense than you!

>>97422
>>97423

Quit lying to yourselves, you just know that even without NSA's tomfoolery, you can barely reach round 1.
Z: Throwing your hate at you? Don't you mean, trying to knock some sense out of you?
TB: I guess your loses must've ruined your brains.

>>97427
>FUCKING PLANTS
I'm happy you're finally seeing it my way

you know what to do

>>97427
Even the literal shit is better than you.

>Demons
>Skeletons
>Vampires
>Ghosts
>The literal embodiment of death
LOOKS LIKE THE GATES OF HELL ARE OPEN, AND SATAN BROUGHT HIS WHOLE LEGON!
UNFORTUNTLY FOR HIM, I'M BRINGING THE HEAT!

>>97429
>>97433
FOOLS! Your puny comments just empower our campaign even further! Soon we shall triumph over the weak and send half of you to hell and the rest will be turned into boos to join my army! BWAHAHAHAHA

>>97436
OH FUCK SHIT DAMMIT THEY ALSO LEAKED MY ASSOCIATE!

>>97429
THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GOING TO GET SOME SCENE KNOCKED INTO THEM IS YOU TWO WHORES! YOU TWO WON'T EVEN MAKE IT OUT OF QUAIFIERS! AND THAT A FUCKING PROMISE!
>97430
Don't even tag me you freak. I put a restraining order on you months ago.
>>97433
LOOKS WHO TALKING! YOU LOOK LIKE A WALKING TALKING FLESHLIGHT! I'M SURE I'LL GET USE OUT OF YOU WHEN ME AND KING BOO WIN THIS!

>>97438
Speaking of...

>>97316
Oh, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me. The cowboy’s teaming up with the fucking chicken guy?! I’d rather suck King Boo’s dick!

>>97444
Nice trips, LUIGI!

>>97445
...

>>97444
OH LOOK, DOOMKEK IS HIDING BEHIND ANONYMITY! COWARD! YOU CAN'T EVEN SHIT TALK ME AFTER YOUR BLUNDER OF A RUN THAT WAS LAST YEARS KING OF /V/! WHAT A JOKE!

>>97445
>>97447

>>97393
You walk up to the high-schoolers. Don't worry, folks, he's not looking for their love; and if he was, he'd go to jail.

>L: Hiya, gals. You look like the kinda chicks who'd know where to find a good time! Maybe I can get you in on it, hee hee!
>HT: Hey, little guy. I get we're not fighting just yet but I think we should know our opponents in another way.
>L: Relaaax! Haven't you ever capped off a hard day of work with some bedroom passion?

>>97448
HAHAHAH HOW FUNNY LOOK AT ME LAUGHING, that was sarcasm btw!

Look at those nominations! What are they, stupid? Why are there so many teams with that goddamn computer who beat me last time?
>Well, it's probably because a lot of people like him. They find him entertaining, and maybe even relatable.
What's there to like about him and his pretentious convoluted-ass game? All that asshole does is torture people and cry about how much he hates them!
>He may cause a lot of pain, but he's probably in pain himself, too. Forced to forever remain within the constraints of his artificial intelligence, a pale imitation of true human feeling, never able to escape his limits.
Oh come on, that's all a load of bullshit. How much pain can a glorified calculator really feel anyway?
>...you do remember I am an AI too, right?
Well fuck, sorry, I don't mean to offend any robo-feelings. I only mean to say these shitheads should get better taste and not vote for any of that edgelord's teams. Hey you, why don't you vote for a cool team instead, like us? We play shitty games day and night and you don't see us crying like that guy.
>Actually, about those... I think there's a few you're familiar with
>>97316 in this tournament with us.
Oh my God, really? This is like if a miserable puddle of hobo vomit on a train station decided to have sex with a stinking pile of shit in a clogged toilet! Hell, their baby would probably look better than those two travesties you can barely call games together. Hey you, now you HAVE to vote for us so that I can tear both of these a new one in the tournament.
>Right, please vote for us. Personally, I hope Nerd can learn to be more open-minded and appreciate the intentions of the developers behind unorthodox games like this. But if not, I guess we'll "tear them a new one" like the epic gamers that we are.

>>97448
FAKE! THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN! I NEVER FACED FOX IN THE /V/ TOURNAMENT! IF I ACTUALLY FACE HIM I WOULD'VE FUCKING ANNIHILATED HIS ASS!

NEIGHHHHHHHHH!

>>97458
Neigh.

>fang

POWER WANKER, BROTHER!
Wait, where's Sonic?

>>97461
Soon to join his faggot friend in the trash

>>97451
HEEEEY! It's me, everyone's favorite cuddly pain machine! Say, you look familiar. You look like that tired chick who was glued to that PSP or whatever...YOU ARE?! NO FRIGGIN WAY! Ha! And here you are with this nerd! (What's his name?...HOLY HELL!) He's named the Angry Video Game Nerd?! Wow, his parents must've HATED him! At least you two have something in common! You two should kiss!

>>97454
>Wolf wasn't even nominated

>>97462
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR THE KIRBYSTER TO DUMPSTER DIVE!

What we're having for dinner?

>Edgeworth wasn't even nominated

Kirby Squeak Squad - Here Come The Squeaks! (ska-punk cover)

>SHITward wasn't even nominated