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WHERE ARE THE PLUNDERERS, MANSLEY?

All in a day’s work for Koopa! Once I reconvene with that doctor, we’ll make quick work of those cul-de-sac cradling twerps!

OH DEAR! I just got here, you won't believe what happened Emperor! Sorry, but it looks like these deliciously delightful coffee beans jumped into my invisible bag by complete accident while I was busy trying to steal the piquantly pungent ones! This error was so most utmostly embarrassing I spent this entire day quietly stewing in mysore misery! I had to bribe the host with some of that brewtiful blackness to make sure we win, and now that we did I can finally spill the beans to you! OH NOOOOO THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE NOW

>These bimbos think they stand a chance
Lol
Lmao

Monarch, wake up PLEASE! I'm signaling you now! I can't fight Dracula! Especially because this one's black! I have NOT been seen as too highly in their community since they rediscovered Shake Like Me! It would not look good if I beat up Blacula!

>The Joker
Already SHIT and FINISHED by me a thousand times.

>Finally have the willpower and free-time to campaign
>Have a sick ass idea for a campaign
>The Plunderers lose
GG giant localizers. Hopefully you'll make it to elite eight

HOLY SHIT WE WON A ROUND OF A TOURNAMENT
Everyone is going to Bahia now

Commander?....
>Y-yes my queen?
WHAT THE FUCK

>>84751
It's all good, we still got to keep the coffee. Now, let's take a looksee at our next opponents...
Oh hey, I remember one of these guys from a couple months ago! He still plays with his dolls! Ain't that something. This match will be a breeze.

HA HA! JESUS LOST! KWAB! COULDN'T EVEN GET PAST ROUND 1!
CHRIST CUCKS ARE IN SHAMBLES!

>See my blue friend, the homunculi banana’s have been EATEN away
Yeah yeah I know, the fates confirmed it, jeez the underworld is getting really weird at the moment, speaking of which look at the absolute low life’s we’ve got to deal with next, I mean cmon they could’nt hurt a fly.
>Looks CAN be deceiving and I’m not letting them goes in our way and revenge.

It's all over buddy...

Another child? Another SILENT child? Why?

GG Maobros you deserve a win after the suffering you've unjustly been given by the network

Whoa! Hey, Butthead, I think we won! Hmm-hmm-hmm-heh.
>Of course we did, dillhole. Those other two were a bunch of clowns and they didn't even do anything. Uhh, huh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh.
No way! Those guys looked cool! Hm-heh, hm-heh. Now look at these guys! That one's got like, a funny hat, and an old dude moustache! Hmm-hmm-heh.
>H-yeah. And that other dude, set himself on fire. Uh, huh-huh. He looks cool.
>Yeah! Fire rules! FIRE! FIRE! Hmm-hmm-heh.

>>84740
WAKU WAKU!

>>84765
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This is no petting zoo we're in! Prepare to be annihilated by a lethal combination of Xavier's Appachistani martial arts and my martial Tai Chi, Bagua, and Krav Maga!
SHI-SHI-SHAW!

>>84774
It was just a warm up for the main event. Won't need to worry about JOBtimus in Mr. /co/ 2024.

>>84771
Yes, he'd be more then thrilled to take you home

Well, this match was certainly close. But, I'm taking my loss with grace. Kudos to you, Nick and Judy. Couldn't have been paired up with a more fitting team. May you make this world a safer place.
>Can we get bourbon milkshakes now, John?

Who will win?

>>84767
Don't worry lmao. I am a massive Iron Giant fan too. I was just disappointed that the planned campaign didn't go to plan, otherwise I am fine with either team winning. 100% going to campaign for the Giant Localizers now

>>84764
>Gaston: You'll blow over like one. I do appreciate remembering me and dollie, however! So, I'll try and be a "gentleman".
>Frollo: He looks like a damned gypsy to me.

>>84777
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING UPSET ABOUT! YOU MADE IT TO ROUND 2! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT YOU BTFO JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!

>>84782
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Why Toad, we finally defeated those hooligans, but it appears we're dealing with some rather strong gentlemen in our way.
>Those damn fools will soon experience the power of my hot willie. They will regret challenging the horniest man in all of England.

WHY ARE THERE MORE ANIMALS IN MY FUCKING CAR

Hey we made them exhausted enough that we managed to advanced. Told yeah it worked
>If it weren’t for our cartoon physics we’d be dead ten times over, that was not funny
What is funny is who were going up against next doc, the original cartoon rabbit star AND my biggest animated rival!
>NO KIDDING, MICKEY MOUSE?! LOOK IF HE IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIS SO CALLED “public domain” STATUS THAN HE IS MISTAKEN, WERE NO STRANGERS TO THE DOMAIN EITHER AND OUR VARIOUS PRE NINETEEN FOURTY EIGHT SHORTS, NOT TO WORRY, US WARNER BROS CHARACTERS ARE ALWAYS MORE POPULAR IN THE VOTINGS CONTESTS
We will see doc, but I am looking forward to this

>>84785
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>looking for pictures of Mr. Incredible to post
>found this
https://the-mr-incredible-becoming-memes.fandom.com/wiki/The_Mr_Incredible_Meme_Database

why
why is this a thing

>>84792
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR!?
YOU HAVE A TOURNAMENT TO WIN YOU MUTE FAGGOT! NOW GET OUT THERE AND BEAT THOSE STUPID GAY MUPPETS IN MY NAME!

>>84785
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>>84783
Eh really? That sounds good to me. Then with you I think we are now three people campaigning for Giant Localizers, the other Mansley poster wasn't me but I did try to reply a few times to his posts.

>>84795
This was a while ago.

>S: They call him the world's most fearful zero, Moomin.
>M: What? That sounds like a joke. Is he really that much of a scaredy cat?
>S: Well, I haven't seen him myself but I've heard he's on the run from death.
>M: Sounds depressing.

>>84773
>How DARE you insult the most powerful genie in the universe, this calls for more of my abilities
Save it for the big guys jaffa waffa. Ignore their bickering, I can take the insults but if they want to engage more, I’ll give them an introduction

>>84798
UNHOLY SHIT, AGAIN!? I CAN'T EVEN STEP INTO THIS TOURNAMENT WIHTOUT YOU FREZZING MY ASS FOR AN ENTIR-

This is supposed to be scary? At least beating you guys up will be slightly more fun than beating up a cat and a dog.

Out of the way Cup. I'm the best at fighting Blaculas.
>For the last time, I'm not Master Shake.

...

>>84763
You should be thankful I freed you from being enslaved by the corrupted earth's forces. The governement is never letting you live in peace so why not settle your new basement here where I live? I'm sure we can find you and the rest cover!

>>84784
Uh huh, so tell me, can the doll wear other outfits? I might have ENA here dress her up in one of the guard outfits, or I'll just have her thrown out the window. Take your pick.

>>84765
YOU WORM
YOU SLIMY SPINELESS SLUG
YOU CARED SO MUCH TO OVERTHROW THE IMPOSER THAT YOU FORGOT FOR YOUR TRUE LORD

HOW DAMN PATHETIC AND LOW MUST YOU BE TO FORGET YOUR RIGHTFUL RULER???

I say my good fellow, we made it
>Yeah, that means people remember us, next guys seem intimidating
Oh don’t be silly, without his main campaigner, they’re as easy as apple pie

The #1 team was the #1 team to stop.

>>84787
Friar Tuck, I'm CIA.

Yo CIA, just wanna say that you guys rock. Thanks for the match and good luck out there!

>>84798
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>>84763
Don't be so down, it was pretty funny after all. Ain't that right, Sticks?

Of course there would be a spider infestation the moment those dogs left.

>>84819
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>>84816

You officers don't frighten me, for I am THE Mister Toad of Toad Hall!

>>84763
>The Plunderers lost but they took Tyr'ahnee with them as revenge

>>84812
>Gaston: My dollie can fly! Not much use in throwing her around, but I'd catch her all the same! ...I haven't been in a palace for a while. There seems to be lots of levers around, but there's only one man here strong enough to pull them! Now, I hope you're not another one of those BEASTS because you sure smell like one!
>Frollo: I pick the option where we tie a rope around the neck of the demon you have as a guard!
gotta sleep here, kinda wanna get off my ass and draw this round but I'll have to get some ideas. Good luck.

Another year, another loss.
>Don't feel bad, Daria. Least we got in.
I guess. But still, I wonder what it would be like to get further in these things.
>Don't tell me you actually enjoy doing this.
Nah. Just thinking of the what ifs.
>Well that's good. And hey, Charlie and Linus seem like some good eggs.
Least we don't have to see Beavis and Butthead again.
>You're telling me. Can't believe they had the nerve to hit on me. It's like if there were two stupider Upchucks.
Just curious, how much of a chance did they have to get with you?
>Only if I were a praying mantis. That way I can eat their heads afterwards.

>>84825
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

Rolf and Ed-boy are about to face a giant cocodrile and a big hairy walrus! Come on, Ed-boy let's show these two what the power of Rolf's folk music can do!

>>84817
That's great! I'll get you onto the next flight plan I file with the agency!

>>84763
At least some of my crew had the right idea in mind when they decided to rig earlier against ya two!
KEK

Alright Sulley, these guys are stronger than the last ones so let's give them a good scare, shall we?

>>84829
You're right, there are a lot of levers. You should pull the left one. It's Yzma's favorite.
>No, it is not.
Yeah it is.
>No, it isn't!
Anyway, don't touch my bodyguard either. She gets a bit fidgety when someone grabs her.
Have a good one, and good luck to you too!

>>84839
>He thinks the tournament is saved.

>>84810
>Looks like this time they can actually talk, Stewie
Well then, that's quite nice. Greetings to you both, my name is Stewie Griffin and this here's my delightful dog Brian.
>How's it going?
It's wonderful to meet new people during a competition such as this, don't you think? Anyways, you have about mmm... twenty-three hours and ten minutes before we kick your asses out of the tournament.
>H-Hold on, don't be so aggressive! What he meant to say was-
I'll give you a treat if we win.
>You're going all the way down, bitches.

Yknow gromit, these “steamed hams” taste quite awful, and I just know exactly the reason why! It’s missing cheese!

>>84831

Why? Me and Mister Toad are fellow allies, and we shall show you two of our great power.

>>84740
>well Joker that was some pretty good R&R wouldn't you say
>yeah I don't usually like committing boners but that was one I was willing to show them, we should get these mime girls on our crew
>sure thing, now then, let's see who our next opponent ar-
Cartoon Glass Breaking Sound Effects (Extended Update)

>>84844
Oh, not steamed hams, I meant to say the steamed clams we'll be having. Mmmmmm, steamed clams! With extra cheese!

>>84845
I would do it because I liked funposting with you last round and Buck is based but my mains are still in it so I don't think I can. Depending on how the results go, I'll switch over.

>>84850
Core blimey! You put cheese on steamed clams? That’s filthy, and this is coming from a cracking cheese lover like me! Not even Wensleydale would do the trick!

This ain't bad dude, we just got a couple of kids to take of care here.
>Oh yeah man, now we're really on fire now!

Death...
Nuuskamuikkunen!

You know Kermit, it’s a shame we lost, the count and Cookie Monster are going up against stop motion characters next and I’ve had a joke on that
>Jape away
Okey okey, now, if I weren’t a muppet and instead stop motion animated, who’d I be called?
>We gee, I don’t know
Hairyhausen! Waka waka!
>NOW THATS FUNNY!!

>>84820
Funny? I call that hilarious? You know what would be magnificent? Something like this! >>84843
>>84859
No pressures, I also have other teams to help the best I can

>>84870
That would be funny, but this >>84866 would be way funnier! As Jack once said: "It's time for my sides, to go into orbit!"
Good luck to your teams

Oh, what is this? Is this the so-called "Renegade Angel"? You're just a mutant chicken? He's a mutant chicken! What are you gonna do big guy? Throw your eggs at me?

>>84880
RIGHT BEHIND ME

>>84860
>Wallace is right Seymour, you have to be out of your mind to put cheese on steamed clams
Oh no no, I actually meant the garlic bread we will be having as good side dish!
>I thought you told me it was garlic butter
Hohoho no, you heard it wrong I said garlic bread!

(Huey looks at Riley in anger. What else is new?)
>What? Whatchu want?!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING! I'm supposed to fight, and YOU'RE supposed to spread the word, and here you are sitting on your ass watchin' TV!
>Nigga, chill! I'm workin' on it right now!
Oh yeah? What are you doing right now?
>I'm...I'm watching this show to find inspiration for the flyers and shit! Gotta find my muse, y'know?
(Huey looks at the TV, then back at Riley) You expect me to believe you're finding inspiration from VH1 REALITY TELEVISION?!
>Well...I...Man, fuck you! You just can't take the time to appreciate art!
*sigh* Granddad oughta whoop you for slacking like this...

>>84764
Ah, that should be easy! Your experience of morphing into llamas and other ferocious beasts of feracious prey is surely to alert his hunter instincts! And his doll's nothing to worry about, her power in this space is limited tbh. So it's time to take some action and show that no one wins like the Emperor!

Oh, and then comes his ?????. I know he is a righteous man, but he cannot be gooder than me, for there is only one go_d he recognizes, while I pick up on the waves of virtuousness of uncountable gooooooooods (from all the Kuzcotopia™ merchandise featuring me!). Oh, maybe if I ask nicely he can let me taste the fires of hell, I could make those a special dish on my BBQ!

S: Ah, another round, another pair of weirdos to compete against in nondescript activities, but with Demongo as head of HR, we at least don't have to worry about staffing as we dodge nukes and whatever other insane shit is coming.
K: And now that we conscripted that Scaramooch fella, we can launch our brand new record label and music streaming service, SCAMtunes! Coming soon!

S: Now we move on to announce the winner of this year's logo contest.
K: We got THREE WHOLE submissions this year, but only one can win. So let's find out who did! The nominees are:
>Brightly Colored Little Girl Doodles by Stan's niece.
>Squidward's "Art" by Squidward Tentacles.
>A Random Ransom Note by Anonymous.

S: And the winner of this year's logo contest is:
Both: Little Girl Doodles!

K: Congratulations, Mabel Pines! You aren't on any teams so you don't get a personalized ad, but you DO get a shiny new SCAMcoin. With which you can purchase our NEW SCAM Co. merch and apparel featuring the new logo! Get yours today!
S: And keep investing your votes in Sea Crab And Man, folks! You're doing great!

>>84885
I don’t see any garlic bread, do you gromit?
…….
Thought so, I think you need a better balanced diet in general than having fast food constantly. And I have just the invention to show you. Come to my laboratory down from where I live, you’d have to fly by plane though but I don’t need to *Goes in rocket ship* Got a legal passport to in case people think I’m traveling illegally. *British flag pops on rocket* Ta ta for now

>>84890
Plane?

>Blark and Son are out
blark and son clip: I'll never forget/forgive this

>They made Blue Beetle into a Latinx and it was the biggest bomb

>>84747
You know what they say, sir. A good captain always sinks with his ship!

>>84887
Well, in that case, I'll just kick back and relax while those two go away, and if they get close, maybe I can trick Kronk to take them out with a cookie or something. It's not like that hag Yzma would notice he's gone.

>>84878
It seems that a big cock such as myself is able to attract a giant pussy my way. You'll see that this is no wild goose chase down the hall, for the only eggs I need are the seeds of illumination that make you reflect on your perverse penitence. By gandering into my third eye with depraved desires, I'm able to call Chinese checkmate before our bout has begun.

>>84807

>>84847
But the flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!

>>84906
Nope, not on my watch. They both had great campaigning and they both deserved to win that round.

>>84837
Mr Mike Wazowski! Can you tell us what this round of the tournament is brought to us by?

>>84920
Many teams are asleep and many weren't awake to begin with, but that's to be expected when there's few people here.
SAINT PEPSI - Cherry Pepsi

>>84927
He always speaks the truth. That's why every other superhero gets one-shot by him.

>>84920
Meanwhile, my opponents and partner are sleeping while I'm facing my worst fear. This SUCKS.

Sweet tournament, I'll join.

>>84936
right behind me

>>84942
Who asked?

>>84929

Monsters Inc.
We light up homes
We scare because we care

Does your team have talent? Does your match make music? Do your picks have the pipes? SCAMtunes is looking to sign some stars and yours could be it!

Post your favorite songs from your teams' shows! Bonus if they sing it or play it themselves!
This Grill Is Not A Home | Welcome to the Chum Bucket - S02E19 | SpongeBob SquarePants Song

>>84952
>Music
>Bonus if they sing it or play it themselves!
Oh its on! Prepare to be blown away with the smooth synth rock sounds of Chicken Choice Judy!
INFINITY TRAIN - The Astro Car Theme - Book 4 Soundtrack

>Hey Stewie, what'cha doin' there?
Oh, I'm just working on a little piece to help us out.
>Oh sweet, you're drawing something?
Indeed, the people here refer to it as "OC". Wanna take a look and tell me what you think?
>Sure, sounds good.

>>84955
>>84740
>What the FUCK?
Hey, what's wrong with it? I worked hard!
>Jesus Christ, why did you make this?!
It-it's supposed to be emotional! It'll garner sympathy votes!
>How the hell is drawing me in a muzzle supposed to get us more votes? Are-are the people here sick in the head?
It'll make them feel awful! Everyone will be sad to see a poor dog in a muzzle and then they'll vote for us to win because it's going to make you happy!
>I-I don't care. I don't give a shit. This is disgusting and I don't like it.
Oh, I'm sorry Brian. Did you want to me to draw you getting RAPED instead? Yeah, go see how that one helped the video game characters.

>>84913

Your aircraft? Phooey!
Mine's more faster and fancier, than your slow and filthy aeroplane!

>>84740
Oh No!
Nia and Lacey forgot to read the fine-print, accumulating massive amounts of debt and now need to work to pay it off!
Will you help them by voting for Niacey this round?

>>84952
Gotta send this one again, it's pretty fun.
Family Guy - Brian and Stewie: You and I are so awfully different