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>JOBtimus lost

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Rolf is thankful for all the support we have been getting! I want to reward anon-boy with more badges!

WHERE ARE MEGAMIND AND MINION, MANSLEY?

>>85337
Finally! Some peace and quiet around these parts! If you want silence, I’m happy to oblige!

Zzz…

Goddamnit I knew I shouldn't trust that shrine girl.

>>85333
DuckKEKS' cuck match has already been mogged by CHADcliff and GODfield's Cats vs Dogs match in round 1, it was over for them before it began

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE EVEN MORE ANIMALS IN MY GODDAMN CAR

Wallace and Gromit is overrated.

>>85337

>Well that went much smoother that I expected didn’t it bugs?
Yeah but OH MY GOODNESS ITS DONALD
>WHAT WERE? Oh I see japing again?
No I’m serious look over there, and that rich fella too
>Well what you know, mr can’t talk straight again, In addition I always wanted to poke fun at this so called “duckburg” because fundamentally it doesn’t make sense
Hehe well he’s certainly gonna be having fun making Donald go to his angry side

>Gaston: Sorry, Kuzco, but this is MY perfect tournament run! BUT, don't worry about that llama pelt! Your gold will be fine enough for my dollie.
>Frollo: Do not get greedy, for that is a sin.
>Gaston: Oh, here comes our competition! Two twigs for kids! Even as a boy I could easily beat them!

Okay Rigby, looks like we're dealing with some road rage here.
>Damn, not even Benson is this pissed off...
Well, let's get this over with before Benson gets even more pissed than this guy

>>85353
Now remember gromit, don’t feed them. Even if they make fun of me Wensleydale cheese they won’t budge an inch against us

>>85358
GET OUT OF MY CAR, AND BRING THE MORON WITH YOU

You may have won this round, but I'll get you one day, Snufkin, along with your little friend, as well. Now, where did that little gatito run off to?

Still in btw

>>85362
Cheese is just bad for you in general.

Steamed Hams but Chalmers doesn't believe Skinner's lies and Fires Him

I nominated Wallace and Gromit. You can do this, Wallace!

Okay Sulley, let's spice our scare tactics. These guys are easy-pickings especially that hippo kid. We're not gonna lose in this round; let's crank it up!

24 hours a day, 7 rounds a week, Mac Tonight.
SAINT PEPSI - Better

That was a mighty fine grill session we had there, Mr. Pickles.
Oh got dangit, if this boy's gonna call me "dusty old bones" again I'm gonna kick that tiger's ass!

>>85365

I'm still here amigo; I'm just preparing for the upcoming /cov/ with my new friend.

Muumimetallia 13: MörköTrilogia
>S: Be careful Moomin, I've heard our next matchup is against a pair of monsters.
>M: Monsters?! I sure hope they are not like that Groke, I've been anxious about sleeping outside due to that big bully. How do you manage?
>S: Well, if things get too cold too quick you're bound to wake up, right? Besides, she only comes for fire. Luckily she's too big for doorways, so you can rest easy.
>M: I'm glad there's no monsters inside my house when I sleep...

R.I.P. Hotheads. They didn't fly so good.
It's not that bad since I doubt I would've been able to keep campaigning for the rest of the week.

>>85342
give me their legs

Well Brian, let's not dilly dally. I want to keep winning. Looks like we've got to introduce ourselves to the strange pair of women.
>Hold on Stewie, I'll handle this respectfully. *Ahem* Hi there, it's nice to meet you two ladies. I'm Brian Griffin, and this here's my good friend in the family Stewie. We're looking to have a good match.
Nonsense. We're going to kick your asses. Y'hear me!? Kick them to the curb! You sluts! You-
>Oh my-oh my god, calm down! He didn't mean it, he's just let his victories get a bit in over his he-
You whores!

Wow, those two old dudes were a couple of wusses. Hmm-hmm-hmm-heh
>Yeah. That...Asian dude or whatever turned into a cool genie, and then killed himself. Uh, huh-huh-huh. Uh, huh-huh.
H-yeah, and, and that cool fire guy, ended up falling into a river. Hmm-hmm-heh.
>Yeah. These guys are even easier. There's just this old fat dude, and an octopus. Uh, huh-huh.
What's this guys name again? (Slowly reads) Squiiiiiidddwaaaaard...Squidward! Tennnnniiiisssssballllls...Tennisballs! Hey, Butthead! This guy's names "Tennisballs!" Hmm-hmm-hmm-heh, mmm-heh.
>Uh, huh-huh-huh-huh. "BALLS" Uh, huh-huh-huh.

Aw great! What the hell are these teenagers doing on MY property?

>>85372

You're welcome, I don't mind losing now that Max is finally gone. I'll take this lost with pure gratitude.

>>85357
You won this, but I will be Elite Eight in the next Mr. /co/ instead of you, and I still have my summer home (complete with water slide), and all this coffee that ENA got, so HA!

>>85341
that nuke they were about to fire seemed to have backfired on them sir

>>85364

Get of your what?
I'm sorry, can you repeat that?

>>85384
GET OUT OF MY CAR YOU FUCKING RAT

Daffy Dumas Horacio Tiberius Armando Sheldon Duck, I am here to declare that you have a small corkscrew

>>85374
>>85370
I'm gonna need to sleep, but I look forward to a sort of horror themed match.
Muumimusiikkia 31

>>85375
They expected us in the wreckage brother.

>duck season

>>85387

Rat, what rat? I don't see a rat here.

>>85388
Daffy Duck looks pissed
>Well for your information, ducks with long corkscrews like you tend to have theirs get caught in tight places and RIPPED to smithereens

>>85383
Those are some excellent news! We have gotten rid of the alien menace and earth is saved for now!
>Round 3
Oh shit, Mansley this is the round where everything went downhill last time! We must stop chaos from taking over the tournament!

>>85346
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>>85375
>>85391

Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines - Original theme song

>>85375
>>85391
We will avenge you by putting on our masks!

>>85394
Funny you'd have to look something like that up
Only thing getting ripped is your asshole when that rabbit inserts it in

>>85403
>ITS ALL PART OF A SHOW, Yes back during the good old days I Loathed at the idea that some no name rabbit was stealing my spotlight but I ultimately conceded, look at him now, HE’S A MASCOT! I have my own valuable success’s, who’s the one that gets all the BAD LUCK?! NO ONE BUT DONALD F***ING DUCK

>>85403
yea im gay so what troll?

That sponge has more wet holes then the thots in Rio

Life has many doors, Anon-boy!

Oh well... French fires are a grimy BBQ snack anyway.

>>85326
>>85393
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, TAKE THAT BIRD AND THAT GIRL AND GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CAR

>>85402

Look Friaf, some more unwanted commoners daring to challenge the most horniest man of all of England! They shall taste the almighty willie!

>>85406
You will never be more beloved by fans then your mascot you leech to, you will never own his ass, you will never have friends, this is the fate you chose
>>85407
Meanwhile the gayest shit you have done is with Lola. Shouldn't you be running with her since she pegs your ass more then you touch the black duck's?

>>85400
You seem a little upset that a bunchy of fat cats are still in this tournament, Fido.
Well I'm sorry to inform you, but everyone knows cats are the better pet. And if you and you dumbass master were to face off against them, you would lose big time.
Sorry, but that's just how it is. Deal with it.

>>85414

Oh come man, we're not that bad. We're cool and edgy!

>>85416
Listen, you and Willie Nelson can go be the GAYEST monsters since GAY came to GAY town together, but keep me out of this! I don't want to taste either of you.

>>85417
>Hey Donald, i just remembered something. See, I’ve been hanging out with someone in a very covert way, oh she never told you because I’m more handsome.
*Puts up a heart shape necklace with Daffy and….daisy*
Somebody’s cheating

>>85373
Well, I'll be sure to see you there with a friend of my own.

>>85426
WHAT YOU ARE IS STILL IN MY CAR, GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW

>>85424
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>>85430
Good fuck that toxic thot, enjoy her shittiness, you two are perfect for each other.
And wait until you find out what's going on with Tina when she doesn't work...

>>85441
Easy their gromit. Remember what I told you! DONT. FEED. THEM. We’ve got to be Good Samaritan’s

>>85444
>LOOK LOOK HE DOESNT EVEN CARE, HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT! HELLO HELLO BOB IGAR? Yes I would like to inform you that Donald doesn’t even care about his sweetheart! Tell the comic illustrators to make her a lesbian!

>>85427

You dare show disrespect to THE Mister Toad? How insulting! I have you know that I fucked with lasses so hard, I spray tons of spunk in my bed.
How about that, you bevvy piece of shit!

>>85449
Thank you Mr Iger for allowing better relationships to happen

>>85445
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>>85437

Nah, I don't even feel like it. We really need a break from all that fighting.

I'm going to rip that fucking starfish's head off cartel-style

>>85441
Aw, the little doggy is upset by the truth. Well like I said, deal with it.
It's not my fault that your kind is just inferior to cats in every way possible.
Cope and seethe, Fido. Cope and seethe.

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>>85326
>>85460
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Pinches putos pendejos pendejos putos idiotas pendejos

>>85455
>10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Hes out Hes out I WIN I WIN WO HO WO HO WO HO WO HO Daffy Duck's Crazy Laugh Compilation
Eh guess it’s my turn against the richest duck in history

>>85467

What the hell man? You just nearly kill me!

>He just gives up and pretends he wins
Lol
Lmao

>>85411
We still got Kuzcotopia at least. Might as well kill some time there with some of that strange "BBQ" as you call it while we wait for Ms. and Mr. /co/.

>>85471
I will fucking kill you any goddamn way I want.

I will not be wasting my energy or precious time talking with negro ducks or jewish rabbits

>>85333
>>85398
>>85466
Duck Match had a decent amount of attention in the main tournament with several edits and drawings like pic related that weren't put in the booru, but it was mostly /pol/posting.

>>85479

WTF man?! You're really going to kill someone over your car?

Hey guys. You know, I've been thinking that maybe we should stop supporting The Frollo Show bro. You know.
Like come on, you got deranged Christian and an egotistical prick. You would rather pick those dorks over Ed and Rolf? Like come on now.

>>85483
Yes, I fucking will, and I have the right.

>>85485
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>>85480
Tough talk for Jew talking from a greedy money hoarding duck

>>85487
Icon of Sissies?
What are you talking about, I'm just an anon. I think someone is off his meds.
[Pulls out a puppet]
>Yeah bro. How can you accuse this random anon of being your boogieman? What are you, some sort of schizo?

>>85380
Hey Carl. Who are these two barnacleheads?
>Dunno. They just showed up at my door. Keep talking about wanting sex with some hot chicks. One of them even asked if I could call in some hookers. You know, it was kind of funny actually.
>For the first five minutes.
How long has it been?
>Over an hour.
Great! Thought I’d be able to spend the whole week away from idiots like these two.
…wait.
>What’s up? Already got a bad feeling about this.
They showed up an hour ago, right?
>Yeah? What of it?
Didn’t the round end an hour ago?
>…
>You know, I left my shotgun under my bed. Might be a good time to go and, uh, grab that.

>>85491
Not that I know of. Do you have any ideas for them? All I thought of was John with Chalmers and Garcia with Skinner.

Mother Fucker! I really liked Public (Domain) Enemy Number 1! I Love You Moa Mao's fucking gone as well!! FUCK!!! This is bullshit!! Fucking hell!! Alright alright..... let's try and keep it professional.... shit we're on? Uh.....

Welcome everyone to F4G News! Brought to you by Windsleydale Cheese!! Well... we're about to vote for The TOP 16. Because none of us were expecting us to shit. Also Breaking News, someone leaked the first fucking episode of Hazbin Hotel! Holy fuck it happened! They actually made it! And it's Mid as fuck! How the fuck did you fuck up that badly and yet somehow still look good!? Fucking hell Vivzie! Well maybe you will have better luck at the bra- OH WAIT!!

Anyways time for.... you know what I can't really think of anything to conmentate on... so I guess we are ending... but not before we mention our sponsors!

>>85358
Mordecai and Rigby tell us what we are sponsored by today!

>>85503
Today actually.
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/141603904

>>85501
>>85503
I feel like I did the right choice by not campaigning Explosivas that much this time.

>>85501

Angry road drive, the only transportation service that tells you to fuck off and kill you because they have the right to be dicks to you.

Name this tag-team

>>85395
sure thing sir but we have one teeny tiny problem

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>>85541
Don't keep us waiting, Mansley. Speak up!

>>85545
the fat man stole our nuke

>>85543
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>>85546
*takes off glasses*
May I ask how?

>>85548

>>85326

>>85548
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>>85552
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Scratch and Grounder are CRAP and DONE.

>>85567
The girl is cute and most of her videos barely reach a minute.

My bromigo Dale has gained insight into your false lord's palace of self-indulgent pleasure. He found out that he's been compensating for his bone-dry shortage of providing meaty sustenance to his Dulocan peephole. Thus, it's all smoke and magic mirrors when it comes to this dwarfish gimp's tall tales.

This ruler can't measure up against our shamanic compadreship. His towering shaft will no longer be erect once Dale and I tell him to Farq off and smash his mouth before the round is ogre.

SON GOKU, YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE BACK OF A SEA URCHIN!
>What did he say?
SHAK-LA-VA!

>>85570
That's right, Farquaad's dick is so small that I wouldn't be surprised if a Native American healer like you is in bed with his princess while he's away.

>>85553
Now what the bloody hell is this? I told you they were disgusting, Brian!
>Now hold on Stewie, I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason why someone could want a collar. I mean, what if she has a dog?
Nonsense, I know that nasty look. This is more embarassing than that time Jetstream Sam tried stand-up.

>>85574
>>85326
Show me a good time, audience! So what's the deal with airline food?
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Wouldn't it be funny if it was actually good?
>...
Tough crowd. I can tell that a lot of you are getting... pretty upset!
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Captain Falcon was usually way better at getting a reaction from them.
>Yeah, I can see it.