/tnt/ - Tournaments & Events

MY HEROES!

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PLUNDER WITH THE PLUNDERERES.
BE A SCALLYWAG AND VOTE FOR THE PLUNDERERS OF THE /CO/AST

Hmm, today I will fill Moominvalley with crime.
MOOMIN CRIME

DUDE WEED LMAO MAN CHARACTERS ARE YOU READY TO GO TO BRAZIL

You think I’m afraid of those hyperanimated fur for brains? I could eat those two for breakfast all by myself. With the doctor, we’re invincible!

Come on, Buck! Let's show these martians what we are made of!

Well, BEAST, looks like you're back to Belle while I'm stuck with this old man...
Frollo, was it? You know anything about becoming a "better man"? I'll go ahead and watch the YTP tomorrow.

C: Now that we're in the first Round, it's time to explain the rules of the game!
This tournament consists of seven rounds where every team fights against another in a 2v2 match, whichever teams win gets to advance to next round where they fight another winning team all the way until one team is left standing, which will be crowned the winner of the Tag-Team 2023 Tournament! Everything is fair game-
E: Except touching the votes!
C: -so it's up to you how you want to act towards your opponents!

Dying to a duo of cats seems fitting. Make it quick.

Dick Figures will lose. And there is nothing you can do about it.

>AHAHAHAH, Say goodbye to your second trophy dr doom because this tournament is ours now
Hey you don’t have to throw it in his face, we didn’t even face the guy or his pint sized titan whatever he was. Okey so let’s find out who our first opponents are this time and WOAH hold on their time out, sentient bananas? Hey are you sure you don’t practice homunculi magic or I could’ve sworn someone opened up Pandora’s box.
>They’re not mine and they are abominations, I shall peel away every last bit of life from them
Oy vey you see how much edgy he’s become after I brought him back twice sheesh

Vote for Alberto el Hambriento

>>83950
Hades is back? ...Get him aboard, I'll call it in.

Alright Donkey, let's make these monster cry, shall we?

Power Hour? The hour is late, it's the night, Mac Tonight.
SAINT PEPSI - ENJOY YOURSELF (Music Video)

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>>83955
I’m not getting paid for overtime here! Leave the swordplay to Robotnik’s mislabeled jesters. Our focus should be all on those two nostalgia junkies.

>>83943
Precisely! Oh crap I left my doctor equipment at home I'll be back quickly!

>>83928
Metal may be cool, but it sure is sharp.

Bros. I'm just going to put this out there, but we should vote against the Mormon Man.
Like come on now. "Mormon Man"? Lamest fucking team in this tournament. Nobody even like Mormons. So I say we vote for the Silentheros instead.

>>83951
Nope

Remember to vote for the best clowns
Joker is old, ugly and pretty noisy

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>>83954
Oh hey I’ll be right with yeah, just getting rid of sentient fruit with mr “Universe is mine to command”
>Now then, it’s time to day say goodbye to mr banana men ahhahahaha
Not that threatening but it’s a tournament who cares

Okay Rigby, we're in the first round so you better now screw this up.
>I hear ya man, since obviously I'm the better one of this team.
Just shut up already and stay focus, our first opponents are a couple game hosts.
>Aw man, I hope they don't torture us with some obstacle course just like that crazy Japanese show.
Don't worry dude, we'll just have to outsmart them.

It's time to dance, Ed-boy! Eel-woman! Raise the jug! Play me the song of Rolf's village!"

>>83977
That's my horse!

Who is gayer?

>>83933
Edit based off of >>83629. Sadly couldn't finish it in time before results were posted.
Apologies for falling behind everyone's expectations again. Maybe not today, but someday my fuwarking favorite flash character will get his deepcut surprise run. And when he does, I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I do.
Anyways, enough with the sentimentalism, Let Tag-Team 2023 begin!

>>83965
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I don't believe this...
>Oh Mike...
I'm officially in the TOURNAMENT! Did ya see that? We're finally in! Now let's scare up the competition!

Very fitting matchup, poses match up, even characters match up

>Okey Fozzie, here comes our first opponents to make jokes to
AH! Fellow characters I see
>What you mean by— oh, why it’s Cookie Monster and the count…how convenient I’m a part time helper of these two on the edutainment side of things. Sheesh

>>83967

Be sure to place your vote for the Road to Tag-Team! Don't have the time for OC right now, so here's this cutaway gag from last thread if you missed it. >>83133
Family Guy - Brian and Stewie: You and I are so awfully different

Good news! We’re facing off against highly obscure webcomic characters!
>So that means we get to go past them? Let’s drop the anvil to make sure
A little excessive but we don’t participate ever so I guess so
>BOMBS AWAY LADIES

So what are you thinking, Trollface.
>Well no one is really pushing for the dick figures, so I say this is an easy win for us. And no one will really feel bad if we rigged them out.
Exactly what I was thinking. This will be an easy win. Getting the emails ready as we speak.

>YESSSS, WE MADE IT AT LAST
Of course, together we are invincible, now neither the joes or the autobots can stop our rampage to victory

>>83974
C: An obstacle course?
E: I'm afraid that's out of our budget!
C: Usually our show consists of trivia questions, so you don't have to worry about any perilous parkour!

Friar, stop licking that damn ice pop and help destroy these two demonic hooligans.

>But I love my ice pop *SLURP*

>"Well no one is really pushing for the dick figures, so I say this is an easy win for u-ACK!"
Gunshot Sound Effect Single Shot
Later, Baybae.

>Cops and Cultists against Two Hours of Poop
>The latter consisting of a ‘saint’ in his religion and a frog-adjacent-alien cop
>The former of which ALSO has a holy man and a frog in the team
These tournaments never cease to surprise me with their weirdly thematic match-ups

>>83995
Always #1

>>83954
It doesn't matter if Hades is here. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I qualified for the tournament.

>>83962
Oh well, looks like I have to face the martians alone in the meantime, wherever they are...

>>83988
I know. It's perfect. Was hoping for that matchup.

>>84014
STARSCREAM I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE! YOU WERE THE REASON WHY I DIDN’T GET INTO VILLAINS OR MR /CO/!

>>84022
Wouldn't it be funny if the Monarch actually won and his poster was unaware of it?

>>83975
Like that stops anyone in the land of legal prostitution

>>84008

I guess that's fine then, I got a trivia question for you:
What do you call a guy who tries to get laid and fails?

Now this is easy. I honestly feel pretty sad for you T.U.F.F. Puppies, but now you're in my way. And you know how we feel about characters with no campaigns...

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>>84019
Hmmmmm, it appears that my presence is already starting to piss off the /co/fags....

I'm not sure if I'm ready for a fight, Linus...I've barely fought anyone in my life, not to mention I've got worries over the other two with those fire and ice brothers...
>Don't worry, Charlie Brown! It's only the first match. Besides, look at our opponents! They don't have any weapons or powers. Maybe we're not fighting for now, maybe we might just play a board game or have a poetry competition!
I don't know...those two have got a rather mean look. Fight or not, they look like they play dirty....

>>84025
>But that’s none of my business, what I need to be focused on is if fozzie can actually make Cookie Monster laugh without him going ballistic

>>84013
Sir, this tournament is just for fun. Stop trying to kill off the competition.

>>84026
That wouldn't be funny, that would be hilarious!

>anti-judyfag's gonna need his medications

>>84011
You're right I couldn't see him. Is he picrel?

>>84036
YOUR PART OF THIS TOO?! OF ALL MY MINIONS?! YOU AND THUNDERCRAKER ARE GETTING THE RARE GUNBARREL BLAST

>>84026
That would suck, but the show must go on so I'm still going to push for them to win.

>>84040
Great minds think alike!

>>84029
Easy: Not the Earl!

K: YA DID IT, SCAM CREW! Sea Crab And Man has qualified once again!
S: Times sure have changed since our first go at this, and SCAM ought to change with it!
K: This year we wanted to give our loyal investors the opportunity to help rebrand and rebuild SCAM Co. in a more claws-on way! So we're holding a contest to create the new SCAM Co. logo this year! I pray to Neptune we actually get submissions...
S: I pray to Neptune this gaggle of degenerates can clench out a submission we can actually display in public!
K: Just reply to this post with your submission, and if it's selected, you'll get a fabulous prize!
S: We can't pay you.
K: Aye, but we can sponsor the team of your choice. We'll even make a custom ad! Well... our interns will. We'll even throw in a FREE SCAMcoin!
S: The current deadline is the end of Round 1. We'll take digital submissions, submissions on printer paper, napkins, bathroom walls, sand... whatever! You don't even have to finish! Just REALLY trying not to have either of us doing it. We're not lazy, I just worry what a logo would look like made by big meaty claws.
K: WHAT DID YE JUST SAY ABOUT ME CLAWS!?
S: I said, "BIG. MEATY. CLAWS."
K: Ah, okay. Me hearin' ain't what it used ta be.

These are the so-called Team Venture? They are just kids! You're both kids, what are you going to do tough boys, make furry porn of us?

>>84047

Wrong, he's called a simp; just like my good bud here.
>I heard that Rigby!

>>84050
S: And lookie here, we have our first submission! This one's from my niece! Ain't it cute?
K: It's absolutely precious! How old is the little tyke?
S: She just turned 13!
K: ..Oh.
S: What.
K: Nothing.
S: It sounds like you're thinking something.
K: No, no it's fine. By the drawing I just assumed... a much... YOUNGER girl. But there's nothing wrong with it! Me daughter Pearl still likes seahorses too! And your niece MOSTLY colored in the lines! She's quite the little artist!
S: Yeah, yeah.
K: Err... we're not REALLY using that as our logo, right?
S: If we get any other entries, HELL NO!

My fellow whistleblower Dale has sensed a grand conspiracy afoot, looks like these Jack-offs are using their treats to trick every child-ling into coming to their free candy van to compensate for their headlessness. Unfortunately for them, they have a steep price to pay for their ass cheekiness, and talk ain't cheap. Zip up your hollow-wieners, freaks, for Dale and I are about to teach you that you don't know Jack.

I'm too tired right now but tomorrow I was thinking of streaming The Emperor's New Groove and ENA to support Kuzco and ENA since I can't really think of any other ideas. Would anyone show up for that?

>>84044
Someone is getting a little bit pissy. Do I need to shut you up again? Jobbertron?

Oh egads, my roast is ruined!

Hey Wilma, who is this blue beetle sucking our dicks inside our house?

Oh Betty, it's just one of those annoying pests that try to invade our house at night.

But Wilma, those aren't just the small blue beetles that aren't the size of an average beetle. It's as tall as a human being.

Betty, what the fuck?

But what if I were to bribe the host and get ourselves some extra votes in our favor? Oh ho ho ho delightfully devilish, Seymour.

>>83933
>Joker what just happened? and where did that fat man go?
>I'll tell you what happened good friend, we got rid of that slob and are now being rewarded with some quality time with some silent breed of clowns
>oh I'd like to silently breed these two mimes if you know what I mean
>I certainly do, let's have some fun this round
>boy the third guy is missing out here

>>84063
>you guys suck

>>84061
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>>83965
counterpoint
You Can't Touch Mormon Jesus

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>>84046
I fully agree badger girl, now help me with this equipment. We will catch those martians and experiment a little with their DNA!

>>83928
These gals are no strangers to terrors like these, but that doesn't mean they cannot use some help.
Vote for Niacey

>consumes enemies

>>84070
Yeah well Mr. Incredible is like....super dumper strong. I beat he can beat Jesus in an arm wrestling match.
>Yeah that weak bitch looks like he couldn't even life a paper weight.
I know right, fellow anonymous poster. Like look at his scrawny little arms. Mr. Incredible would just completely break it like it was a twig.

>>84046
Say, wouldn't it also be funny if you beat your opponents despite them being a top 5 seed?

>>83970
I think I know what it's trying to imply but I really doubt itoddler would post like that in a site he knows he will be gangraped for his cucking dads fetish. Although I feel it weird the Hades poster from back then just stopped posting after being called out.

>>84080
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>>84080
>I beat he can beat
now die Icon

>>84081
Funny? I'm thinking it would be hilarious!

>>84083
WTF! I AM ON YOUR SIDE, AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!
UNHOLY SHIT, I HATE HUMANITY SO FUC- (turns to ice)

>>84086
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>>84086
and good riddance

GOD WILL LOSE
HBK LOST
TONY LOST
KEVIN LOST (his virginity)

>>84085
I like how you think! How about after you beat these martians and win the tournament (it would be funny after all if you won the whole thing), we team up for /v/-/co/?

>The only way to beat something at their "Prime" is to be 'Prime-er'
>Get ready for Blark and Son Prime you deceivers

And now for my commercial for Wilki-*Ring ring* WHAT?! WHAT YOU MEAN THE SOUTH AMERICANS DISCOVERED MY STASH OF GOLDEN EL-DORADO COFFEE BEANS?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE WHO DID THIS?! KUZCO AND ENA?!? THEY WILL BE ZAPPED FOR THIS! *Hangs up*
Excuse me but change the ads to kerns bread for a moment, seems like I’ve got snitches trying to seize the opportunitie, come wontkins
And now kerns bread Vintage Jim Henson Commercials - Kern's Bread

>Blonde Bombshells against two blonde kids

>>84050
S: And here we have... another... entry...
K: Aye... This one's Mr. Squidward's... He started the moment he heard about the competition. Wanted to "give his artistic genius wider reach". He calls it, "Sold with Cash".
S: Ha! More like, "Looks Like Ass"! Seriously, that looks like a butt. It's got a little crack and a dick hanging from it and everything! I'm not even sure we could post this thing without a NSFW flag.
K: I'm fully prepared to launch it into the ocean and claim it was "misdelivered"!
S: Eh... let's hold on to it for now and keep that as an option for later.

>>84091
Yeah? Well (You) can't see me!

>>84092
I feel like I just found my perfect /cov/ partner! I can only say it would be hilarious!

>>84102
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME!

>>84106
Lol
Lmao

>>83947
Just my luck! I can never free myself of these mutts.

>>84105
I don't know.
>*sips drink*
Superman doesn't NEED to be here I guess.

>>84033
Play dirty, huh? Hey, Daria, remind me to schedule an appointment for a mud bath.
>Why don't I get one of the fashion clones to do it for you?
Don't even joke like that, Morgendorffer.
>Hmm. You know, there's something about that Charlie kid I can relate to.
Let's hope it's not pattern baldness.
>No, that's my dad. I mean he looks a bit done with everything.
Aren't we all?
>Fair point... Great, now you've got me worried about going bald.
Maybe you should ask Quinn for some hair-strengthening shampoo.
>On second thought, maybe your hair could make a good wig for me.

>>84094
(What is he babbling about? Something about coffee and bread? He's like the muppet that wouldn't shut up. Explains where all that coffee came from that ENA got, or stole. Probably stole.)