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You mean.... I GET TO FACE ONE OF THE GREATEST VILLAINS? IN THE ELITE EIGHT?!?!

KING OF BUGS! SHOW YOURSELF! I CHALLENGE THEE!!

GODDAMNIT! I SWEAR I'M GONNA FIND WHOEVER SAID I WAS CHEATING AND-
>Calm down, Ren! Be a good sport and thank Mr. Luthor for-
*slaps* QUIET, YOU EEDIOT! It's not about that suit! It's about sending a message!

Elite Eight, I'm CIA.

so I'm up against an old woman, even with half of my weight I'd crush her effortlessly but with all of my weight I can just use a finger to accomplish the same thing

>>58639

Hmm, what do we have here? A swordsman?

My, I can't wait to show him the true meaning of FEAR~

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA! THE POWER OF THE INFINITY GEMS IS FINALLY IN DOOM'S GRASP! With this, Doom's victory becomes a matter of time, not mere chance! After slaying the mad titan himself and finally getting into Elite 8, Doom expects his next opponents to be nothing but the finest examples of villainy! Doom shall...

...who the hell is grilling next to Doom's castle?!

>>58640
I imagine you'll be back for Shake in Mr. /co/? Hopefully he can also do well there. He was fun in thi-
>spoiler
ON SECOND THOUGHT, I'LL BLOW YOU UP AGAIN IN MR. /CO/!! MNYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
I'm glad you liked his stuff though. I'll probably do those for Skeletor again in Mr. /co/.

>>58645
Is that the case, what do you fear?
nxtjvr - U Got That (Phonk Version) [Bass Boosted]

"Even though I'm Elite Eight, I'm still not better than Kuzco! Come on, Kronk! Get me to semi-finals already!"
>"On it, but uh, Yzma, there might be a problem."
"What is it now?"
>"Well, just look at your opponent here >>58643."
"Agh, I'm not even gonna bother with him. Kronk, you handle this."

>>58649

There is nothing I fear; I AM fear itself!

>>58642
CIA, I'm Mr. Luthor.

So I'm still gonna put together a stream tomorrow for the Elite Eight like I did back in Heroes, but since there's gonna be four movies to stream, I'll split it into two separate streams, one with one movie and four TV episodes, and one with three movies. The first stream will be tomorrow and the second stream the day after. I was just wondering for anyone who wants to tune in if I should do it tomorrow afternoon or right after the next round starts. I'll also take suggestions for what show I should use to represent Doctor Doom.

>>58651
Actually I beg to differ. You see, everyone is afraid of something, even I do which is losing my pride and my goals, you are not one of those things I fear. As a matter of fact I have gone up against more horrendous things than you, I survived being stomp on by an ogres butt! Now don’t be shy, tell me what you fear, what really makes you afraid? Losing your ego is it? Competition by a certain legendary skeleton? Fire? Water? Being exposed as what you truly are? There’s loads of things I can think of. *Slit* (a few bugs drop out) oops, did I cut a thread there?

>>58656

Hey, easy on the stitches here! You have no idea how hard it is to keep my little friends in line.

I'll have you know that I have a bone to pick with Mr Skellington, and I ain't restin till I get my victory to rub it in front of his skull.

>>58663
Was that anxiety I saw? So you DO fear? And you just gave me an idea, this mad scientist I met who created those homunculi known as the aqua teen hunger force gave me a replica of that chicken bladebeak. What’s that? You want to EAT THE BUGS? Well go get him and cut those stitches!

People of Duloc, I cannot believe it has come to this! With your contributions and my sacrifices, I have finally earned a position in the Villains' Elite Eight! What's more, I have also made it before the grotesque ogre and Peter Parker, meaning my victory in round 4 is three times fulfilled! Before any of you nitpicking denizens ask, I am aware that the ogre's kitten companion made it to the Elite a tournament prior, but he still got there with a considerable backlash, and my entry in the Elite would've remained the same if the order has been switched. Nevertheless, 1st place still remains, and it's another stepping forward to becoming king!

Now onto my next opponent. Yes, Lex Luthor, the CEO of LexCorp in Metropolis. Tell me, is this one compensating for something if he is naming his territory after him? At least with Duloc, the name was specifically crafted to be the most perfect name for the most perfect kingdom! I'm straying off-topic for a bit. Anyway, Luthor also has an adversary who shouldn't even be a part of this world. Weak against green rocks? How pathetic! He reminds me of that flying goody-two-shoes named Peter Pan who I've locked up alongside the other fairy tale creatures.

This is only the victory lap, Dulocans! It's time to show Luthor what it takes to be the most perfect ruler of them all!

>>58670

Do you think you could mock me with that dumb ol'bird? I will turn it into fried chicken after I hunt it down like it's Thanksgiving!

R8
>Yzma
Still loving her movie and show.
>Oogie
He's just more scary and intimidating.
>Farquaad.
Sorry Lex. You're hotels are comfy but Farquaad is more based.
Also i couldn't help but notice what your belts are made out of.
Mother fucker i knew the way you stare at me felt off.
>Voltar
Underrated show.

>>58676
Then Do so and eat it, it’s just a chicken for all I care! Just don’t look at your waist afterwards

>>58646
(OHMYGOSHICANTBELIEVEITDOCTORDOOMISACKNOWLEDGINGME) *ahem* While an introduction shouldn't be necessary considering we're both in the Elite, I am VOLTAR! LEADER AND MASTERMIND OF THE LEAGUE OF SUPER EVIL! There's also my fellow evil allies DOKTOR FROGG, RED MENACE, AND DOOMAGEDDON! As for why I'm grilling next to your dominion? While it may seem like stealing that propane guy's idea of a celebratory barbecue, I'm actually having a barbecue where NO ONE IS EVER INVITED EXCEPT FOR THE LEAGUE OF SUPER EVIL! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Isn't that the most evil thing you could ever imagine?

>Meanwhile on the sidelines, “number one seed” dick dastardly learns about the individual that bested him
THAT LITTLE RED IMP STOLE MY THUNDER MUTTLY!! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME IN THE ELITE EIGHT I TELL YOU, ME ME ME!!! OHHH I SWEAR, IF PENELOPE ENDS UP WINNING MS /co/ aOR AT LEAST ENDS UP IN THE ELITE EIGHT I WILL QUIT BEING A VILLAIN FOR GOOD!!
>*Snickers*
AHHHHHHH SHUT UP

>>58682
You better believe it! Why not try being a REAL VILLAIN instead of a LOSER?

>Lex is voiced by Clancy Brown
Krabs won

>>58675
Compensating for something? I'm not sure you're one to talk. I've seen how tall Duloc is, especially compared to you. Regardless, I respect the fact that you're also against Superman. Still, I refuse to let him do better than me, so I'm afraid I can't let you into the semi-finals. Don't worry, I won't send you to Uzbekistan, that is, unless you'd like to take a trip there.
I won't be busy tomorrow so hopefully I can make this a good match.

>>58679
>Isn't that the most evil thing you could ever imagine?
No, there's something far, far worse than that.

>>58692

>>58692
That's exactly what I'm grilling right now!

>>58650
hm! are you running away as well? it seems I won't get another opponent to deal with because of my weight

>>58689
If I had a coin for every time I heard someone say that to my face, I imagine I could amass enough riches to equal your wealth to go along with my personal fortunes. As for Superman, all of those "superheroes" are up there with my aversion toward fairy tale creatures, especially that rotten Peter Parker who paid the price once he bested me in battle. Do you wish to block my path to the semi-finals to beat Superman? I'm afraid you're feeling a little too eager for your own good, Luthor. You're no different from the Domino man who thought he could outsmart me by spouting rhetorical nonsense about chain reactions, sure enough, the last thing from him was getting knocked down just like all the rest of his "dominoes." You are an ambitious one, Luthor, and it's plain to see that you have nothing to show for it. No banishments to foreign lands are necessary, not that I'll be able to go down so easily.
I'm actually really exhausted right now so I'm gonna be continuing this tomorrow.

>>58697
"No, I'm not running away, I'm just gonna have Kronk do all the work for me."
>"Wait, what?"
"Kronk, both you and that guy in the suit are big guys. He's a perfect opponent for you."
>"Yeah, but what if we're just big for you?"
"I don't care about that, just fight that guy already!"

>>58695
>>58696
Everyone knows that the entrée of REAL EVIL is a well-done steak with a surplus of ketchup!

>>58679
This is the first time Doom is hearing any of these names. Still, you did get rid of that MODOK pest, so perhaps there is some small semblance of value in you. However, about that barbecue... Are you insinuating that Doom is not invited, either? That Doom is NOT WORTHY of your "League of Super Evil"?

>>58632
The battle...

>>58632
>>58704
...and the VICTOR!

Yo i just put honey mustard on this piece of steak.

>>58708
why
why would you do that

>>58709
Tasty.

>>58710
Welp, i just ate the honey mustard steak and it was good.
You guys need to stop overouiruodvlxCF MBCVN;SXL/Zxd;'d'

>>58711

>>58711
Honey mustard is good, but you should have put pure honey on your steak, it tastes way better!

What the devil happened here? Not even oogie is this terrifying

>>58678

Fool I'm not gonna eat it, my precious fly maggots will gobble it's corpse up after I gun it down with these guys.

You honesty believe I'm gonna fall for that; think again!

>>58714
You didn't see anything.
Now eat more honey mustard.

>>58703
Your metallic ears don't deceive you, Doom! You're NOT invited to our barbecue! THIS evil deed is far more diabolical than any schemes you've enacted on your foes! The best part? WE DO NOT DO RECONSIDERATIONS AT ALL! Have fun missing out on savoring all the delicious steak from the grill! AND THAT INCLUDES YOU STEVE (YES! DOOM IS GETTING ANGRY OVER NOT BEING INVITED!)

Also, honey mustard on steak? Really? Even I admit that's a little too far.

>>58717
Oh alright, you’re not as stupid as you look, as expected of the king of bugs that is

>>58720
NYUGH *Chucks a massive shield at oogie at nearly 20 miles per hour*

>>58700
while it's true me and Kronk here are indeed big with him being big with muscle while I'm big in phat I cannot fight him since as the rules say "not to include the winners of the main tournaments"
this is a tournament for villains not a tournament for barbarians (with the obvious exception of the barbarian like man still around) so Kronk himself wouldn't need to dirty his winner hands since that would be against the rules

I just watched the new episode of Harley Quinn.
Apparently Lex starts the apocalypse next month on September 27.

Well, at least I'm home and far away from these EEDIOTS. Now I can follow my intellectual pursuits.
"My opera records, coovered in bubblegum!!!" - Ren Hoëk

Thoughts on Ren's run for this tournament? I find it funny and somehow fitting his last opponents were Pixar and DreamWorks villains

>>58728

I was thinking of posting music for each of the Elite, but that's not really possible. So instead, more Cytus II, one track from five more characters.
[Cytus II] Familiar Craze - MELOIMAGE【音源】【高音質】
[Cytus II] Open the Game - Jiro (HQ)
[Cytus II] Phagy Mutation - Glatteis Infekt (HQ)
[Cytus II] すゝめ☆クノイチの巻 - 黒沢ダイスケ x mitsu feat. ななひら 【音源】 【高音質】
[Cytus II] Sacrifice - TERU FOX 【音源】 【高音質】

>Ladies and gentlemen, I have the unfortunate responsibility to let everyone know that Doom crawled up Thanos' ass and killed him from inside, here tonight
>Fucking gross, JR! He should have listened to those weird theories on the internet because one day or soon it could become a reality!
>*wheezes*

>I have the unfortunate responsibility to let everyone know that Bray Wyatt passed away from a heart attack, just recently
>....

>>58738
>HHH
No IT WAS ME, THE NIGGAMAN AND I'M COMING TO GET NASH NEXT

>>58738
BOO

>>58728
Hey man, the tournaments not over yet and you're still apart of the slumber party at Lex's hotel.
By the way you were fun.

>I got hit with a huge power outage last night
fug. I'll have to delay the Elite Eight stream if it doesn't come back on soon. My phone is also almost dead so I might end up sitting the round out.

>>58632
>>58675
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! RIGGED TOURNAMENT!

>>58719
Preposterous! What insolence! How could Doom NOT be invited? Doom is more worthy than anybody to attend any barbecue he pleases! No matter... Be that way if you will. Doom will show you all! Doom will have HIS OWN barbecue with his own villainous allies that will blow yours out of the water! Just you wait, little man!

>>58752
See if I care, DOOM! Our barbecue will remain the SUPER EVILEST one yet, for we even have a BOUNCY CASTLE! Good luck finding any allies willing to attend, your feeble Doombots are nothing compared to our durable and diabolical HENCHBOTS! Feel free to invite Steve too while you're at it! (DO YOU HEAR THAT, MINIONS? DOOM IS NOW INSPIRED BY US! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALL OF MY LIFE!)

>>58745
Stealing 40 cakes? THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FIENDISH SCHEME!

>>58755
Blame lex, don’t worry, he’ll face judgement in duloc for such a crime. After all he took them from the kingdom’s bakery! Observe this prime evidence.

>>58720
>>58721

Ouch, now you're definitely gonna pay for that; nobody makes a fool out of the Boogeyman!

>>58757
Well guess what? I just did

>>58733
>>58749
I tell you, no one will stop the perfect ruler!

>>58756
40 cakes, is it? It's no wonder the bakery has been having shortages lately. No matter the outcome of this bout, Thelonious will give Luthor the special treatment in the dungeon.

I'm still without power, but let's see how effectively I can writefag on mobile. I at least want to try something for Lex vs. Farquaad.

My opponent is rather quiet, I guess the shield did the trick. Now for Excalibur to deal the killing blow but he is nowhere to be found, the manor! Time to give him a good old visit

>>58632
>>58755
HA! Doom told you he'd be back with the best, most awe-inspiring barbecue ever! Reserved only for Doom and other masters of villainy! Meet Namor The Sub-Mariner...
>I wager these guys' crummy party doesn't have anything like the Royal Atlantis Horn! Which only Namor will be allowed to toot, by the way.
The fool says this now, but once he's had a drink or two, he won't be able to stop Doom from tooting it to his heart's content!
>I can still hear you...
Moving on! Next there's Loki, the god of mischief...
>I doth snuck into the Avengers barbecue party and borrowed yon Asgardian drinks from the accursed brother of mine. Surely he won't mind sharing...
And finally, Magneto, the master of magnetism!
>I'm just here to grill some corn and tomatoes. I'm not vegan, I just like seeing plants suffer.
With Latverian food, Asgardian drinks, Magneto's cooking and Namor's horn we are going to blow your amateurish attempt at a barbecue out of the water! Are you feeling jealous yet?! Too bad, because no matter how much you beg and plead, Doom is NOT going to invite you!

>>58788
>no bouncy house
Voltar WON.

>>58786
Quiet? Like silent? RUBER, LOOK OUT!

>>58788
(LOOK AT ALL THESE VILLAINS BEING INTIMIDATED BY ME!) A commendable effort, yes, but I refuse to take part in your tea party! I bet you don't even have a salad of some sort! The League of Super Evil's super evil barbecue party is STILL TRIUMPHANT and YOU ARE STILL NOT INVITED EITHER! HA!

>>58789
Well said, Red! Doom would've learned from my words that possessing a bouncy castle is the key to having a truly EVIL barbecue! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>58790
WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ELIMINATE- OHHH
>Oogie swings down from his large roulette wheel and nearly smashes him with it but ruber ducks(heh) down and grabs on from beneath. At this point oogie believes he has squashed the red knignt

>>58791
Before you insist that making "plants suffer" counts as a salad, have you considered PREPACKAGED SALAD to be the most evil of them all?

>>58791
>>58793
Prepackaged?! Disgusting, we in Latveria do not even produce such atrocity! And you shall take your words about us lacking a bouncy castle back... BEHOLD! Doom's very own personal bouncy castle, extremely legitimate and definitely created from scratch in his image!

>>58794
HA! SO you admit that our bouncy castle in the barbeque-you're-totally-not-invited-to is imperative to having an evil barbecue! My ideas are ALWAYS the greatest! Only one question though... WHY IS THERE A SPIDER ON YOUR CHEST?!

>>58797
I can explain, it’s because doom had a backdoor deal with that wretched web-slinger Spider-Man! I have no time to explain such nonsensical things at the moment, I’ve got an old lady to crush first

>Lex has been called to Duloc for a governmental hearing with the ruler. Wearing his best suit, he and Mercy take a limo out that way.
>When they arrive, they're greeted by several trumpeters, who play out the ruler, a man in a red outfit and short in stature.
F: "Greetings, and welcome to Duloc! I am Lord Farquaad, ruler of this wonderful place."
M: "Yeah, and you're as tall as a ruler too."
F: "Oh ha ha! I'll have you know, miss, that I am a wonderful ruler! Just ask the guards!"
>The guards are all silent.
L: "Forgive my bodyguard, she can be quite rude sometimes. So, Mr. Farquaad, what did you wish to speak to me about?"
F: "You see, I cannot stand by as there's still fantastical creatures in this tournament! I will kindly and humbly ask you to drop out and let me proceed!"
L: "Sorry, but I still have a job to do in this tournament. I can't leave just yet."
F: "I see. Well then, Luthor, how would you explain why forty cakes are missing from Duloc?"
L: "Perhaps someone bought them?"
F: "Forty cakes is a bit much, don't you think?"
L: "It's a possibility."
F: "Well, Luthor, I'll stop beating around the bush. I accuse you of stealing them!"
L: "Ridiculous! I've never been in Duloc before today!"
F: "Then how did the cakes disappear?!"
L: "What about that ogre you hate so much? He could've taken them."
F: " That's true, why that's very true! Soldiers, come! We're going to attack that ogre in his swamp!"
>Farquaad and all of the soldiers in Duloc run out of the gates towards the swamp, leaving Lex and Mercy by themselves.
L: "Well, Mercy, come on, get the limo man. I've got to get to semi-finals."

>>58799
OBJECTION!! I present a second angle of his theft of forty cakes, including text accompanying the deed.

>>58802
AND STAY OUT! LOSER!

>>58797
>>58798
What baseless accusations! Then again, Doom doesn't expect the likes of you philistines to see the fine symbolism subtly interwoven into this piece. You have to have a very high IQ to appreciate this bouncy castle. It calls back to many ancient myths and legends, such as that of Anansi the spider god who proved his superiority to many fearsome enemies... Much like Doom's barbecue shall prove superior to yours!

>>58804
Who cares about some OLD bedtime stories?! Surely Doctor Doom would know better than to abandon his green cape for a red and blue suit with cobwebs all over!

>>58792

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Now you see what happens when you mess with the good old Boogie. Have fun with my little friends down there; better not let the bed bugs bite in your armor.

VOLTAR, I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE YOUR OC IN TIME! IT'Z OVER! AAAAAAAA! I also just found out Doktor Frogg has fujos and I don't know how to feel about this information.

>>58805
Impossible! Doom's adversary... has a point?! As fine a work of artistic symbolism as the current castle is, does Doom not deserve one that shows him in all of his glory? Doom shall commission a new bouncy castle immediately!

>>58808
WHAT'S KEEPING YOU BUSY, FROGG!? AT THIS RATE DOOM IS GOING TO STEAL MORE OF OUR IDEAS! what the fuck

>>58811
I DECIDED TO JUZT GO TO BED LAZT NIGHT AFTER MY REAL MAIN LO... I mean... Doomageddon ate my computer.

>>58807
BOO!
>Ruber suddenly springs from behind and proceeds to stab right through oogie and wraps his arm around his neck
>”WHAT? *Stab* EEEAAAGH! *Tackles oogie then tosses him over head* HOW DARE YOU!! YOU MAKE A MOCKERY OUT OF MEEEEE?!!
You underestimate the level of insanity and pride I contain bugbag! I know a thing or two about professional wrestling, and also a little bit of bug hunting as well. By the way, my men just sprayed pesticide around the place

>>58813
WE WENT OVER THIS FROGG! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PREPARED AND GO ALL-IN ON ALL SUPPORT IN MY FIRST ELITE EIGHT MATCH WITHOUT LITERAL HUNGER FOR TECHNOLOGY GETTING IN OUR WAY! DOCTOR DOOM SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STAND A CHANCE EVEN IF HE IS ADMITTEDLY A SUPREME SUPERVILLAIN HIMSELF! (and I still want his autograph too...)

I may be gone from this tournament, but in just an hour, so will be half of the remaining contestants.

Remember, those 40 cakes may spell Luthor's doom!

Hello, this is Dawn here to give you some nice healthy lunches for some energy boast; they're good for you.

Anyone want some?

>>58631
I love how this Elite Eight is nearly entirely made out of GOAT'ed villains and then there's Voltar.

>>58828
That's a good question. Parker may have bested me in /co/lympus, but I had the last laugh when he was beaten by the one from New Jersey. He couldn't even beat a cat in his own Heroes tournament, and I'm here in the Elite Eight, so I can now boldly declare that Parker is simply beneath me; he's just another insect that got in my way. As for the ogre? He needs to be imprisoned at first sight! I'll even settle for a punishment much worse than that!

>>58831
oh I'm not dying yet, I still need to take a picture of shorties defeat

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK DON'T VOTE FOR RUBER HE MUST NOT BECOME KING

>>58837
Ohh look who decided to pop their head in! Arthur my old friend how is it? I’m about to squash a bag of bugs and once I’m done, I’m going for the royalty targets next!

it seems the old woman has snoozed right off and her large henchmen must've listed to the rules and backed away from my weight

Hello again everyone and welcome to the quarter round of the Villains of /co/, or otherwise known as the Elite Eight showdown. These villains have finally made it this far, but which one is gonna win it all?

At match 1, Kronk takes Yzma's place in fighting against Kingpin and tries to tackle him, but it's greeted with a heavy punch in the groin by his opponent. The bald man tries to smash him with his fists, but kronk gets away safety as he hits the ground. These two men aren't giving up without a fight, but who will be the victor at the end?

At match 2, Oogie-Boogie is in hot water as he tries to attack Ruber with his army of bugs which are then sliced away by his sword. The warrior rushes forward and tackles the Boogeyman to the ground as he tries cut him open, but is greeted with snipe shots from Oogie's slot machines as he gets away safety. Who will win this match, the warrior or the monster?

At match 3, Lex Luther goes on a hand-to-hand combat with Farquaad as he deflects his punches with his sword. That's not only thing Luther has from his suit; he blasts the short prince with his blaster that was enough to send Farquaad flying across the stage. Can the little guy take down the big guy, or will he get squashed?

At match 4, Doctor Doom tries chase after Voltar, but the little villain's banana peels have proven to be quite useful for this as the docter slips and slide. Not only that, Voltar then processed to shoot out ketchup right into his face as he now goes blind. Now this is definitely comedy, but who will get the last laugh here?

These Elite Eight are truly the toughest guys around, but which of the reminding four will reach the semifinals? Vote now!

FIVE MINUTES LEFT FAGS

>>58834

Oh, now that's something I would love to see.