/tnt/ - Tournaments & Events

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This tournament's taking forever. Who's winning? Nevermind, I think I might just go back to bed. If you want a fun campaign, bully Meatwad. That's fun.

>>56989
KEK
stay malding, gorefag.

Mr Walter. I'm CIA.
... Uh, you don't get to bring puppeteers.

>>56995
why am I in this list? what is this?

Stay down witch, the first domino has fallen it's already too late to stop me!

Time for 3x3s
Rate, Hate, Debate, all that stuff
Site I used https://www.befunky.com/create/collage/

>Master Shake vs. Captain Sternn
>I can use Reach Out in my Shake bumper meme
YES. It's also a kind of fitting match-up.

Alright, listen up, Sashanons! This is an uphill battle but with guts, training, and a tactical brain like me on your side we can do this. Some alien freak thingy named Zim is our first challenge. This is NOT a normal amphibian enemy. Until we get some real reconnaissance on him proceed with caution. Now MOVE! I want posters, slogans, funposts! Get the word around: vote for the boss queen hotty Sasha Waybright! Make that throne mine!

Bem bem
Crazy Frog - Popcorn (Official Video)

Total corgi death

Well now {Cracks fists} show me your skills in the art of hand to hand combat!

>Desiree huh?

WHO THE HELL IS THIS "DICK DASTARDLY" AND HOW DARE HE TAKE A HIGHER SEED THAN DOOM???

Time to get ready!

Puss In Boots - The Last Wish - Big Jack Horner Packing Up Scene

Little boy, I'll be soon coming for you once I'm finished with this other little boy and soon, we'll see who's the REAL big boy now.

>>57019
That would be me! I didn’t think I’d reach top seed but my sneaky scheme was worked flawlessly. Many individuals I feared have been carted off! Let’s get down to business
>*Muttly snickers*

>>56990

>>57001
Good picks. Hoping for Hades to go far.

>Stares down at the Martian queen
… :)
Night On Bald Mountain - Fantasia (1941) (Theatrical Cut)

>>56990
Vote Paper-man btw

JAG KOMMER TILLBAKA (in Ms. /co/)

>>57032
>a pony or SU character must move on
LMAO

Dan? who is this Dan?

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen (but let's be honest here it's all gentlemen) to the first Official Round of Villain of /co/.
I great Reporter Orel Peterson have some burning questions for all our competitors.
First of all how to does it feel to be in the TOP 128? Feel like a king? An emperor? A god? A god damn Mary Sue?
And is there anyone that you didn't see in the brackets you wish were there?
Finally this goes out to all our wonderful audience, who do you feel was the big "FUCK YOU YOU GOTTA PICK ONE!" matchup?
For me there was obviously two. One of them being Bill Cipher vs Skeletor, which made me debate on who we needed. But you know what, fuck you Bill, we need our third placer to return to his Third Place throne yet again. Then there was Wile E. Coyote vs Marvin the Martian. God this was hard. Yet this seemed like a match that needed to happen but was never animated. But which will win? The bird obsessed hound with an ACME arsenal or the commander of Queen Tyr'Ahnee's army?! We'll probably find out tomorrow. Anyways, I'm off to fix those walls now. Here's looking at you kid.

>>57001
I only have 3.

Looks like Demaro is out. Only one neutral is left, then!

>>57026
Doom shall wait patiently to settle this score until he meets you in the upcoming rounds. Which, according to Doom's calculations, should happen at Round 5 at the earliest. And when that happens, no tricks or traps shall help you. That is, if you have the capacity to get this far in the first place.

Now, if you'll excuse Doom, he has a more immediate matter to attend to. Some moron has surrounded Doom's castle with an armada of spaceships and is blabbering some nonsense about taking over the galaxy. He shall mourn his hubris swiftly once Doom destroys his entire fleet using but a fraction of his technology capabilities.

It’s seems like my opponent appears to be a golem of sorts, oh dear me! I’ve got magic that’ll disintegrate iron, then it’s one step closer for my precious smurf pie!

Smithers, who the devil am I up against?

Not even worth my time. For now, I'll wait.

>>57038
>Marvin the Martian

>>57034

You fool, you gonna need more than a piece of paper to stop the boogeyman!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Frittata, my introductory duel is one that deals with interplanetary inter-dis-course. I am not fazed by your name. I, too, am a fellow feminist, sacrificing every drop in my drippy body to make sexism my submissive whore. Either or, this bodacious Boudacian likes to play rough, aiming to conquer dimensions beyond during her time of the month, for periods to come.

Well guess what, chicken butt? My conkers are having none of your gala-sexy body. It's time to bust this cluster cunt, for my love for Mother Earth is out of this world. Now observe as I use my transcendent love to penetrate right through Uranus and send you Martian home to make you tam-ponder your sexually aggressive behavior.

>Matias Torres (DTVA) didn't make it despite the nomination
Damn it all...

>>56987
>There will be a near 99% chance that the next round Ruber vs Silver will happen

YOU DID THIS INTENTIONALLY DIDN'T YOU????

>>57040
I humiliated so many people, I can't remember them all. maybe if he had a unique name I'd remember him but I doubt it

>>57044
AH HA! My opponent, I do congratulate you for defeating my official non parody counterpart in death battle but it matters not since all three of us are under the same roof now. In any case I emperor zurg will be your downfall!

>>57005
HA, HA, HA! Come, Gir, and look down upon this foolish HUMAN! We've got airships the size of cities, plasma pistols and laser rifles, blades that can cut through the strongest of metals, and this girl believes she can stand up to us wearing a squire's garb and a dagger! Pathetic!

>Yeah! We've got laaaaseeeerrs! Pew-pew! Pew!

>>57052
>Looks up the brackets
>It's true

>>57052
Why this early man…

(why is Marvin so silent?? is he being puppeteered through the ground)

Looks like I'm in this villains tournament Igor couldn't stop squawking about. More his crowd than mine... I've heard of cut throat competition before but these guys look like the type to actually do it.

Ahem. Where's the refreshments around here? And umm... Does it come with a vegetarian option?

>>57058
you reek, prepare to be vaporized

>>57059
NO OFF VOTING! I RUBER WILL ENJOY FACING OFF AGAINST ONE OF MY PEERS

Greetings, mortals! It is I, Merasmus! It might not be Halloween yet, but you will all be afraid of Merasmus by the end of this round!
...
Is... Is the person I am supposed to be "fighting" here?

>>57061
Who the hell is Count Duckula anyway? Is he like a mascot or something? Yeah, I think I remember there was a cereal like that. Pretty cool, h, honestly. Good to see someone put the mascot rule to good use. I'll buy your cereal next time I see it!

Oh Great, they sent me another doctor on my long voyage. Hopefully this one does scurry like that dog.

Wait, hold on... What's all this talk of me facing against ruber in the next round?

>>57055
That all? I took on super-tech civ's before. All it takes to win is little guerilla play and the right talent. Just ask that Darcy twerp.

>>57001
Love Venom and Wolf, hoping they can get far.
>>57031
Very based all around.
>>57041
Ngl I didn't expect Clueless to get in. Maybe I was the clueless one all along.

>>57062
there you are i was thinkin you werent doing much
are you on your own though? Usually only trolls attack peple randomly
I'm probably gonna keep using the TGT version, at least unless there's too many complaints. It's still a comic after all.

>>57061

>>57047
Yeah I was confused by that as well. How the fuck did Dobson, winner of the Biggest Douche of the /co/niverse, get into the Villains tournament. He's not even that much of a villain. He's just a douche. Worst of all he's not even on Twitter anymore so we can't even make fun of him for being considered a villain.... wait we're not calling it Twitter anymore? The fuck are we calling it then? X? Why the fuck just X? Makes it sound like a fucking pornsite. Anyways, point is, if there was anyone who didn't deserve TOP 128 it was him. But that's just my opinion.

>>57067
I would be most impressed with m'lord if his bloodthirsty habits were serial, if you know what I mean.

>>57043
RAAAAAAAAAA COYOTE HOW DID U GET IN BEFORE ME??!1

>>57070

>>56990
Bill Cypher, you top-hatted troglodyte! You think you can beat me? Hah! I live to be bad! I'll show you what happens to fools like yourself who think they can take me down a peg or two!

Well now that the island of Madagascar belongs to me and king Julian has been disposed of
>EYUCK! YOU MADE ME EAT A LEMUR, DISGUISED AS A CRACKER?! HOLY FUCK IS THIS WRONG!!
It’s called being evil iago. Now then, who shall we torment next
>Look jafar, it’s that guy who commands the screaming tic tak’s
Oh how delightful, science can only do so much against a genie

Okay Slinkman, who's my next opponent for this round?

>Well, he appears to be some sort of samurai in heavy armor. I'm not sure if you can survive in this round; he looks dangerous.

A samurai? That wouldn't be so hard. I mean, he's probably just some idiot who still think this is Halloween.

>Um sir, I don't think he's-

His "armor" wouldn't last long once I beat him to a pulp. I bet all he has is a rubber sword that he bought from a dollar store for this tournament.

>I don't know sir, he doesn't look like he's-

I got this battle right here; he's gonna be crying to his mommy after I beat him up. Now Slinkman, do a favor and tell everyone to vote for me.

>Yes sir

>>56506
It appears your earlier judgment of me was premature. Your own faith is lacking, after all. Nonetheless, I will demonstrate the virtue of forgiveness. If you so choose, I'll generously allow you to accompany me as I make my way to victory. Perhaps you could learn a thing or two from watching how a truly righteous man conducts himself.

Now then...
>>57065
Ah, a practicer of devil's witchery. Not surprising in the slightest, of course. I fully expected this tournament to be full of vile heathens like you. You are just another heretic to burn in body, here at my hands, and in spirit, forevermore in the depths of hell. But before you go, I will give you a chance to repent. Perhaps you could dare hope to be forgiven then. How do you plead, sinner?

>>57076
No need to fret newsman. I deserve a well-needed break and an easy victory, and this "douche" is the perfect opportunity for both. Maybe I'll do some cooking in the meantime.
>>57080
I wouldn't do that if I were you. In fact, you should've chosen your words more carefully.

>>57084
It appears we have small fry for starters. I don’t have time for this but the camp will burn

>>57085
I have already been to Hell, I don't need to return there just yet. Instead, let Merasmus be the one to let you visit the Devil!
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/35/Sf12_wheel_tinyhead04.wav

Shhhhhh, be vewy quiet, I’m hunting samuwai.

>>57071
>Now that there's a fine set of blades ya got there. Always the whites ta fight with style and class. Now, me personally, I like to go with good ol' fisticuffs - Uncle Ruckus didn't get these big hands by just laying around like some other folks - but I think a nice white girl like yourself'll do just fine. We both got a colored alien to take down sum notches, so I just wanna wish you luck.

>Twilight didn't qualify
>Discord is a low seed
>a fucking minor antagonist from a spin-off movie is a fucking SEED 29
Look, I like that ponies are allowed, but this was 100% a coomer vote. I can guarantee Aria wouldn't have gotten such a high seed if she was nominated using her true form.

Well ain’t that interesting. Got outsmarted by Asian goodie two shoes and yet..he didn’t even qualify! At this rate the garments probably sent him down under. Huh, outsmarted yeah right I’m not that stupid perhaps I even pulled off a bit of that reverse psychology even. Oh who am I kidding, my next opponent isn’t even an issue, I’ll burn that..glider thingy of his

>>57097
To be quite honest I nevew really thought of that one. Wight now I'm more concewned I’ll be kicked out of this competition. Weally, I might be the jobbew hewe cause I nevew win

>>57096
dick don't care

>>57089

Oh look Slinkman, he bought a bunch of trick-or-treaters with him and they're all dressed like a bunch of dumb ninjas. This is comedy gold!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

>Sir, maybe you should rethink what you said there...

"Kronk! Who is my first opponent?"
>"It's Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome."
"I'm sorry, what?"
>"Like I said, it's Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome."
"Yes, I heard that, but what does that mean?"
>"Heck if I know. I don't even know if he's really a villain. Just seems like a bad businessman to me, sorta like you in a way."
"Ugh, just shut up already. How should we get rid of him?"
>"Well, we could try poison."
"That's an easy way, but I've got an idea: we lock him in a dome, suck out all the air from the dome, then hit him with a giant boulder! AHAHAHAHAHA! It's perfect!"
>"Sweet, I'll go get the boulder. What should we do about the dome?"
"I don't know. Go find one!"
>"On it!"

>>57093
How do I fix this? uhhh abra kadabra? TFW I only found this near a castle that had a dead enchantress

>>57098
Hades, I'm CIA. Or, you could call me KiCIAhou.
That Chinese government agent loaned me his magic disguise bag, which he used on that Japanese wanna-be detective! So, the deal remains.

>>57105
None of you will leave here alive
>Pulls out sword of tengu
Leave no survivors
yooooooooooo

Sssomebody isss about to get his asss kicked!

Attention people of Duloc! It is thanks to your assistance that I was able to qualify for the tournament! Although I expected better from you to place me among the top three seeds instead of that moody furball, I'm ecstatic to announce that I've bested Jack Horner in the placements. That bulbous baby man knew better than to mock my high status and for that, he's met his match with another rotund brat. That match is so hideous that I simply can't bear to witness it!

Speaking of matches, my adversary for the first round is.... a mere penguin. Indeed. This fowl player thinks he's the clever one, but his disguises won't fool me as he is already too chicken to face the perfect ruler. There is no time to waste Dulocans, for I must send this bird waddling back to the Arctic!

>>57100

Who cares? I'll burn him down to a crisp; this will be too easy!

>>57085
Make nay mistake, papist, we art on opposing paths to the Lord. I payeth no deference to your pope. But I shall not disapprove of the burning, breaking, drowning, hanging, and all general decimation of the wicked. We of the new world adapt'd this most illustrious and estimable practice of the Church. For this, thee hast mine ephemeral support. But keepeth mind that I shall beest general of all the faithful one day, never thee.

>>56995
>>Nostalgia Critic/MODOK
MODOK HAS NO NOSTALGIC FEELINGS! This critic is barely worthy to be MODOK's intern.

>>57100
>>57114
I'm Prepared!

>>57112

>>57112

(Surrender your gems!)

>>57120
>>57122
You want to try, McGraw? Your weapon does not frighten me in the slightest, and my fortune is heavily guarded in case of thievery.

>>57115
Piss the fuck up.

>>57095
Right on, man! Beat that shit-eater to dust.

>>57107
Thank you for trying to help, Gaston, but this horrid spell, like all of devil's witchery, holds no staying power. This sinner will face his divine punishment by my hands, either way. I would tell you to focus on your opponent first, but I imagine your womanizing habits have robbed her of all will to oppose you.
>>57115
It is your fortune that you did not enter the main stage of this competition, then. Were we to find ourselves on opposing sides, I would not tolerate your disrespect. But as is, in light of facing a greater enemy, your support is appreciated.

>>57110

Oh wow, your toy sword also have some nice special effects. Too bad it can't help you in this match.

>Sir, I don't think those are special effects.

Now now Slinkman, I'm not scared of some kid in a Halloween costume. Now go tell everybody to vote for me already.

>>57126
What can I say, I deal with femme fatale’s quite easily. She’ll fall to my charms long before I fall to hers

>>56987
>2003 Shredder got in over 80s Shredder
Fucking based.

>>57127
>As soon as they say so slinkman is already gone(taken by the foot ninja’s) as shredder begins his siege

That pathetic whelp's helmet will be mine!
In fact, it already is! MODOK is above all!

>>57123

(Choo-choo!)

>>57047
So, that Death gal... Have you ever thought how great she'd look if she got a little volume on those bones of hers? Like if Death got inflated and popped like a balloon? That would be pretty funny, right?

>>57112

Soooo cute, the little boy is still trying to act like a big boy. How many times do I have to tell you? You'll never be big and strong like me. You will always be the little boy that you are; no matter how high your status are.

No wonder why you are paired up with a penguin. It's the perfect match-up for little boys like yourself, Farquaad. They would never pair you up with big people.

>>57108
You little..ugh I’ll be seeing you after I deal with the human flying squirrel first, that is IF you last long against your foe heh heh

>>57130

Slinkman, where did ya go?

Oh well, time to go back to making fun of this kid's stupid samurai costume.

>>57137
HEY THERE YOU FATASS BITCH! QUIT TALKING TO YOUR BOYFRIEND WHEN I'M RIGHT HERE! RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!

R8
>Hook
>Skeletor
>Frollo
>Bender
>Alejandro
>Yzma
>Aris
>Reverse Flash
>Doof
>Kingpin
>Candlejack
>Tighten
>Chernabog
>Discord
>Jack Horner
>Shredder
>Oogie
>Syndrome
>Tamatao
>Monarch
>Heather
>Spicer
>Calamitous
>Trollface
>Ruber
>Silver
>Hades
>Walter
>Grim
>Hexxus
>Plankton
>Shake
>Wuya
>Lots-O
>DoodleBob
>Venom
>Farquaad
>Zim
>Peter
>Mojo
>Randall
>Darcy
>Simon
>Death
>Lex
>Tanya
>Joker
>Rattlesnake Jake
>Stormy
>Stormy
>Megamind
>Stewie
>Thanos
>Fudd
>Dr. Doom
>Mandie
>Jafar
>Clueless
>Shego
>Desiree
>Marvin
>Dick
>Voltar
>Galactus
>Gaston

>>57142
ITS NOT FAIR, SOMEHOW THE COBRA VOTING COPRS PRIORITIZED ON LITERALLY WHO COOMER CHARACTERS THAN ME. NOW I WILL HAVE TO ASSIST BARONESS FOR MS /co/ 2023

>>57140

Actually, it's YOU who should be respecting the authority here!

I'm the big boy here and you're the little boy who's standing in my way. Now be a good boy before I give you a nice spanking.

>tfw seven of my nominees are in
Fuck yeah!

>>57143
This round, instead of voting for Mandie, let's just ask you: Man.... why?

>>57146
>tfw two of my nominees are against each other round one
Fuck no!

>>57143
NO MODOK?
TERMINATE YOURSELF, SCALEBAG.

>>57147
Because i nominated her and i value loyalty.

>>57151
Did you nominate her because she's a rightful wrong from thinking with your mind or were you merely seeking to nom n' ate her pussy from thinking with your dick?

>>57149
He's just more evil.
Also, should i bring up an embarrassing event that happened to a MODOK and Galactus of another universe.
>>57152
She's a childhood fap material.
>>57154
She's an underrated alien babe. So both.
That and i love her fucking crazy and destructive personality. And i find the comedy around her beauty and men simping for her to be hilarious.

>>57143
I'd say you voted well but I have no idea what this even is and this Dan fellow just came to my hideout and went to sleep on the floor

>>57143
Voting for me, I see? Why, that's very good. Tell me, how would you like to do some work for me, Mr. Snake? I promise to pay you well.
I've got a couple writefag ideas for this match. I'll do one of them in a bit.

>>57143
>>57156
Wouldn't have guessed a giant rattlesnake would be such a coomer.

>>57159
Attention Blondie! Prepare to meet your DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*Squirt squirt, thank you gir*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>57156
NONE ARE MORE EVIL THAN MODOK! I was DESIGNED TO KILL! Can Galactus say the same?

>>57158
I'm all for an alliance as long as you don't betray me.
You're not the type to betray those who help in your dirty work, are you?
>>57159
And yet you're not attractive enough to get my vote.
Little green actually belongs here, not some bitchy poser.
>>57164
The guy kills billions by eating entire planets.
Can you say the same?