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Yzma: "AHAHAHAH! I've done it! I've been successfully nominated, and I was the first to do so!"
Kronk: "You know, Yzma, that's not exactly the most impressive thing. Emperor Kuzco was also the first to get nominated in Heroes of /co/, and he made Elite Eight in his first tournament back in 2018."
Yzma: "Bah! That was then, this is now! You see, Kronk, getting to be the first nominee was just the beginning. Soon, I'll be the top seed, and not long after that, I'll be Elite Eight!"
Kronk: "Okay, but how are you gonna get votes?"
Yzma: "With Kuzco sitting this one out, all I need to do is forge a note from him telling the entire empire to vote for me. It'll be awfully easy too, since you'll be the one doing it for me. All I have to do is sit back and watch the votes come in."
Kronk: "All right, I'll get to work on that note right now."
>"Kuzco"'s Note
"Attention, all lowly villagers and peasants, you all need to vote for that old hag Yzma in Villains of /co/, otherwise your houses will be destroyed and Kuzcotopia will be built there instead. Sincerely, Kuzco."
>Back at the lab...
Yzma: "Old hag?! What is the meaning of this, Kronk?"
Kronk: "Hey, you wanted it to sound like Kuzco wrote it. Don't blame me."
Yzma: "I will blame you, and I won't have any of your spinach puffs tonight!"
Kronk: "Ah! You're so mean, Yzma!"
>Kronk runs away crying while Yzma facepalms herself
Yzma: "Whatever. I'll just bide my time with a book until the results are in."

>one by one, they'll all go down.

I already told you people how important balance is. So I want half of you to vote for me and the other half to not vote for me. I promise this is so that the universe can live longer, and I can also impress Death while I'm at it too.

People of Duloc! It has recently come to my attention that I have been successfully nominated for the Villains of /co/ tournament. Although being labeled as a "villain" may be a stretch for a courageous leader merely trying to mend the world, here me out for one moment. You see, the ogre and his feline companion have already participated in the "Heroes of /co/" tournament. Furthermore, the ogre has rightfully jobbed in the first round, but the kitten has made it far enough to reach a spot in the Elite Eight. While I should be content with the ogre proving himself to be a failure, I have to one-up him every step of the way, and that includes besting the cat. As the saying goes, the friends of my enemy are my enemies, which means it is imperative that I shall partake in the Villains of /co/ tournament! As you citizens of mine may already know, I have previously made successful appearances in Mr. /co/lympus 2022 (even if it meant tying with the ogre) and Tag Team (even if I lost to a pair of paranormal wenches... damn you Thelonious), and rest assured, my continued presence here will only prove that my previous endeavors were not a fluke! It is appropriate that a mighty ruler such as myself should be the one to take a seat on the throne of villainy, but that accomplishment is only possible with your assistance. Do what you must, Dulocans! Support your powerful leader by heading over to your magic mirrors and casting your votes for Lord Farquaad! Do remember that those who vote for "Big Jack Horner" and the wolf over yours truly shall be subject to infinite torture in the dungeon by Thelonious, that is if he finally learned his lesson from his Tag Team failure.

Vote for Lord Farquaad! Make me the top seed in the name of Duloc!

>welcome to Villains of /co/ Walte-
oh shut the hell up i'm not supposed to be here, my wife is gonna kill me if she finds out i'm a villain.

>My journey through the +Chan Realm is far from over. But today I humbly donate my journal to the ages.
>Entry one: August 19th... I think. My name is Philip Wittebane, better known as Emporer Belos, and I found myself in a world so horrid, yet so fantastic, few minds could have dreamt it. If only those at home could see what I have, and perhaps they shall. For the more I learn about this realm, the more I am certain I can harness its strange powers on the main Chan. Today I begin recording my journey to CLEANSE THE PERDITION FROM THIS PLACE MYSELF
>KILL WITCHES, KILL PIRATES, KILL PAPISTS, KILL VAMPIRES, KILL ANTHRO’S, KILL XENO’S, KILL SKELLY’S, KILL ROBOTS, KILL WHORES, KILL PEDOPHILES, KILL FATS, KILL MEMES, KILL COOMERS, KILL SLEEPERS, TOTAL DEGENERATE DEATH
>MAY ALL THE FILTH BE CONSUMED IN CONFLAGRATION, BROKEN AND GRINDED BY THE HOLY LEGIONS, HUNTED AND DRAGGED AND QUARTERED AND DISMEMEBRED AND SCATTERED BY THE WORTHY AND PURE AND BLESSED, FLAYED IN JUDGEMENT BY THE RIGHTEOUS HANDS IN SERVICE FOR AN ANGRY GOD
>Thank you, reader, whoever you be. And may you see the path to righteousness and vote Belos.

>>56211
Oh also, I'll be getting the stream ready for The Emperor's New Groove in about 20 minutes from now. Be sure to have this script installed if you're gonna tune in.
https://cytu.be/js/cytube-google-drive.user.js?v=1.1.1

If you do not vote for Big Homo, you become the Big Homo.

>>56205

I WANT YOU TO VOTE FOR COBRA COMMANDER! DO IT NOW

>the corgi wasn't even nominated
Looks like it's clear who the most liked Danger Mouse villain is

Hello, fellow evildoers.
I would like to hear of your dastardly motivations, so then maybe, we can become companions in this quest- then we'll know who's a true villain, and who isn't.

So, tell me, what's your deal?

>>56217
Are you dictating my fucking victory to me, anon?

Good evening folks of Black Rosethorn! And Welcome to the Local Nightly News!
And so the Qualifiers begin for the Villains of /co/ tournament and what a selection we have, over three hundred nominees but only one hundred and twenty eight can enter.
A fierce competition only driven further by the knavish competitors, and I'll be sure to update you all on any gruesome details that may arise but in the meantime due consider voting for you most anointed Reporter.
Our show is on every sunset, See you Tomorrow.

>>56231
Balance, saving the universe, and getting that sweet Death coochy. Conquering worlds is just a bonus.

"You see, Brendan, it's very important that I participate in this tournament, alright. It's August, which means school is gonna start, and I want to have some fun before having to deal with you kids for the next nine months."
>"But Coach, don't you like coaching soccer?"
"Not really, Brendan, but it's like a bad relationship. I can't leave cause then she'll cry and get mad at me and I don't wanna deal with that."
>"Is that really how relationships are when you're an adult?"
"Yes, Brendan. Now, what I want you to do is to go and send campaign flyers for me. I need votes so I can get in this tournament."
>"Can't you just do that yourself?"
"No, Brendan, I'm lazy and don't want to do it, so go get some crayons and poster board, and make me a good campaign poster already."

Finally it's been quite a hell to get away from that wolf, but I managed to return back to the living world and join this tournament to get all of the magic around here.

With my magical items in my disposal, this will be an easy victory for me.

Looks like these institutional vampires are out for blood. Good thing they're afraid of the sun, as I am the very son of Mother Earth, a smokin' hot summer babe herself. As I have inherited her scorching heat, I'll Crip-ple these Bloods-suckers and emerge victorious in this gangbang so they can't gar-lick these vulnerable vixens no more.

When I'm qualified, I'll ensure that these bat bastards are down for the count in a masturbatory maneuver.

>>56231
Crimes? You want my crimes, you worthless piece of wood?! I'll give you crimes!
>Enslavement
>Abuse of power
>Physical and psychological abuse
>Torture
>Treason
>Conspiracy
>Usurpation
>Mass murder
>Brainwashing
>Petrification
>Forceful transformation
>Attempted human sacrifice
>Attempted regicide
>Attempted omnicide
>Attempted universal domination
>Incitement of violence
>Sabotage
>Theft
>Invasion
>Assault and battery
>Kidnapping

There! Is that good enough for you?!

House MD - Theme Song [Full Version]
Vote House

Vote for the Cluster!

Vote for Vexus, Smytus and Krackus!

Okay, anon's, let's get things straight. I'm gonna qualify, and to do that you're gonna vote for me. And when I'm in I'll kick some ass like I always do and become the awesome new queen of the board you're all gonna love. End. Of. Discussion.

DR. BEES RETURNS!

>>56231
I don't care how good your campaigning is, I am not voting for the poorly disguised /a/ characters.

I've got some art planned AND because you don't know who these two are, I thought I'd post some comics during the qualifiers so you can know them (and other characters) better.

Give them a blast! Cherri!

>>56231
Let me give you a demonstration on how I’m better than everyone else here
You're Only Second Rate

Let our numbers be high and the null population low.

>>56231
>>56239
>Malefic
>Mass murder
>Mass manslaughter
>Homicide
>Theft
>Pollution
>Black marketing
>Harassment
>Mutilation
>Terrorism
>Animal cruelty
>Kidnapping
>Police brutality
>Unlawful imprisonment
>Brainwashing
>Littering
>Torture
>Property damage
>Psychological abuse
>Abuse
>Gaoling
>Exploitation
>Arson
>Assault and battery
>Health violations
>Hematophagy
>Mass destruction (BABYBABYBABYBABYYEAAAAAAAAH)
>Indecent exposure
>Enforced cannibalism
>Cannibalism

>>56231
Lazy Town | We are Number One Music Video Videos For Kids

The Game is ready, the tiles need to be placed.
VOTE FOR ME! DR. DOMINO

Tonight, it's time to vote for Mac Tonight!
Mac Tonight Commercial (8K 60fps)

How particular, it seems like my self proclaimed counterpart from 35 years ago is participating too, tell me, do you believe you are superior?

Going live with The Emperor's New Groove!
https://cytu.be/r/EliteEightStream

>>56234
Having my fair share of experiences with the dangerous, yet romantic, I think I understand where you're coming from, Thanos-sama.
>>56239
Wonderful and organized, but what would you consider to be your worst and most precious, Skeletor-dono?
>>56244
[ DISGUISE ]
>Running your mouth against a member of the Order of the Divine Swarm? You must be myopic if you can't see where this will lead you!

>>56231
The sinful and impure shall calleth mineself villain, but if't be villain to a corrupt world I must be then so be it. I've snuffed out and slaughtered dozens of witches for the Lord and Lord's children of the new world, and I shall not cease to cleanse no matter what infernal dimension or board I'm hurled into.

Creeeeeepeeeeeeer!

>>56253
Wait, this guy’s a villain? This is one of the most wholesome individuals I’ve ever meet doing rad songs, whys he here?

>>56231
>helps overthrow Lucifer and getting Shinnok into power
>committed genocide on an entire ninja clan
>be racist
>stole Shinnok's amulet and replaced it with a fake
>killed the main character and main villain of two games with help
>ran away from a suicide attack
>steal all the achievements of other characters by doing them instead

Getting the comics soon!

Greetings fellow contestants, I am known as Garrett Bobby Ferguson and I have joined this tournament in order to become the ultimate champion, and regain the respect that I lost thanks to those park slackers who beated me and my universal score.

Now I want everyone here to show me your support so I can advance to the first round.

>>56217
>furry
He's going in the microwave.
>>56231
Evildoers? I am no villain. You sound just like Frylock right now when he's insulting me for having fun. I thought we as a society have moved past bold assumptions. Judge people not by their type of skin, but by the context of their char-MEATWAD, GET YOUR DISGUSTING ROTTEN FLESH OFF MY COUCH!

Mårran/Groke/Buka/Mörkö/Hufsa Theme 1
GIVE ME WARMTH

>>56256
>Wonderful and organized, but what would you consider to be your worst and most precious, Skeletor-dono?
All of them! Every single last one of them! You can't expect ME to choose just one, so I choose them all!

>>56217
>I'm making sure that lower reaper doesn't make it past qualifiers.

>>56263
BACK IN THE WASHING MACHINE FOR YOU UNTIL YOU LEARN YOUR PLACE!

>>56242
That's a great plan! Except replace you with us. Queen is a bit too much for a girl with almost no experience managing things, don't you think? We believe something more fitting for you would be, uuuuuh, a mindless drone for The Core? Not like there's much going on in your head, either way. Vote for US if you want a truly outstanding ruler!

>>56231
Dr Octagonapus Blargh!

...................

HI ITS ME WOODY, SO YOU FOLKS THINK IM NOT BAD EH!? HERE’S ME FUCKING WITH ANDY FUCKING PANDA IN MY FIRST APPEARANCE
Woody Woodpecker | Knock Knock | Full Episodes
AHHH THE GOOD OLD DAYS BEFORE THEY SANITIZED ME TO HECK AND BACK

>>56250
While I'm at it, are you guys even real villains?

Have you ever caught a good guy, like a real superhero?

Have you ever tried to disguise?

>>56217
No, because he won't win. LIFE will win over Death.

>>56270
Finally, someone else gets it. These tournaments are draining. Just announce the winner already.

>>56231
my motives are all dictated by logic

Vote for deez nuts

>>56265
That certainly is admirable! Would you care to have company in your quest? With your ambition, I'm sure we'd be able to accomplish great things.
>>56247
>>56250
In a battle of song, I've a preference for the boisterous. Which one of you would you consider to be "number one?"
>>56272
No, but I'd love it if you could teach me, Robbie-san.
>>56249
The lawmen in your country must be hard at work in passing safety legislation. Thankfully, we already have those here in Touri.
>>56260
Ah, he comitted genocide on a "ninja clan?"
That explains the red eyes.
>>56263
Well, Shake-san, if you are not a villain, how come you are participating? May it be that you're here to defy the contestants?

>>56268
I managed an army and a revolution against both you're governments - twice. I won - twice.

>>56231
I have personally enslaved and imprisoned every fairy tale known in existence for poisoning my perfect world. Yes, of which includes the Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming, Rumplestiltskin, Jack Horner, and any others who have opposed the ogre and his associates in my stead.

>>56272
They are not the "good guys" in the slightest, and there's no need to disguise when I'm already the most perfect ruler of them all.

>massacred a gala
>destroyed the earth
>may have turned her former family into robo-vampires
>wants to assimilate the universe
>is living in your walls
>does improv
who can compare?

>>56231

>>56231

>>56231

>>56265
AHHH SKELETOR, It has been so long, the five of us villains from the heyday of Saturday morning shows have again assembled. How is your conquest of greyskull?

>>56231
I'M THE STILT-MAN! Only THE MOST TERRIFYING AND ACCLAIMED SUPERVILLAIN OF THEM ALL! With my stilts, I am capable of anything!

>>56257
That sounds like a handful. Since you consider the opposing perspective... Do you believe in subjective morality? Are there no defined good and evils in your eyes?
>>56279
I'm of the same mind when it comes to the ruffians plauging my country. We could cooperate in administration, if you so wish- Since I am a government agent, I think it'd work out.

>Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

>I think so, Brain, but doesn't everyone already know that Rosebud was referring to the sled?

>*sigh* Listen carefully, Pinky. In order to get enough power to win every battle we partake in, we must get plenty of votes. As such, I've hacked into every account that has or will vote, and will alter any responses so that all will vote for us. We will keep doing this until we've finally reached the throne room of Mt. /co/lympus, after which we'll begin ushering in a new era of animation!

>>56286
Speaking of Dracula,
YO MAMA SO FAT! Diabetes / Dracula

>>56289
The only shitting going on here is your fucking soul being shat you.
That said, I hope all the fucking Draculas get in so I can enact my fucking master plan.

>>56270
Your highness, please wake up!

>>56286
You know what you should do? Count them

EVILDOERS BEWARE!

A hero has invaded the tourney! What shall you do?

>>56277
Villain? Defy the contestants? Did you wake up early? Save that talk for Villains of /co/.
>>56286
Too many. But don't worry, I have Duckula handled.

Every villain. I'm CIA.
The flight plan lists me, Bane, my men, but only 122 of you.
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!

>>56272
Disguise? I am just a normal with normal intentions! When I see freaks I just want to shoot them in a filthy ditch! When I see my abandoned babies on the swings, I normally nourish these younglings with my normal man-milk! No strange secrets beneath my facade! Nothing abnormal here.

Hi! Do you want to donate to the poor?

>>56296

>>56296
I will follow him to the end as his ally, and then steal what is most important to him.

>>56286
don't worry yourself, in a short while they'll all be gone
>>56296
indirectly cause the event of their death and then resurrected them as my obedient servant

ALL TOGETHER NOW, ALL HAIL STARSCREAM Transformers: Prime - All hail Starscream! dance

>>56205
>Hey, dere! I heard there was a villain competition and I just couldn't wait ta get here! I woke up a liddle late, but I'm here and I'm ready ta win! (As soon as I dress up!)
Based on art by https://twitter.com/OneBigBeaw/status/1670589784090370048

>>56231
>No dastardly motivations of any kind. Just sharing treats and candy with children to knock at our door and take photos with them to remember them fondly.... Forever

>>56303
You cannot get rid of Dracula you fucking retard. Go back to your fucking video game.

>>56231
Wh4tz my d33l? I've beaten ninjas in mortal combat with my 4wesum el33t skillz! I've blown up a house...
>Yeah, OUR house!
Quiet, Piro! And I've gone up to razing a whole city! You don't M355 with me, m4n!

>>56305
If only you were a lesbian.

Hmm...so this is the Villains tournament, eh?

>Precisely you majesty, and many of them look bad and dangerous. Are you sure you can do this?

Why yes, everybody knows I'm such a bad guy; I shall be perfect for this thing.

>I don't know Julien, I'm not sure you have much wickedness inside you. (Other than being a jackass....)

Oh c'mon Maurice, I am really bad; watch!

>>56211

Hey old lady, you're ugly and smell like buffalo shit!

>>56219

Hello little man, you're so small; I bet you can even beat up meerkats!

>>56222

Hello there fancy boy, why are you wasting time writing shit, are you scared shitless to fight?

>>56226

Cobra? I bet he's a dum-dum!

>>56236

Hey fat man, you really should lose weight; you look a big ugly baboon!

>>56237

Hey big boy, you're so big that I bet your mother is an fat elephant!

>>56247

Hello strange wizard, your outfit looks stupid and makes you look like a heron!

See Maurice, I told you I'm bad!

>Er...I guess

>>56231

>>56272
disguise? hey buddy I heard a Red Spy is creeping around here and npw I'm suspecting you might be the guy, I mean you both have a body that resembles a twig

>>56277
>Would you care to have company in your quest?
Maybe, but only if you destroy that annoying blonde!
>>56284
The conquest is... slower than I'd like to admit, but no matter! The Saturday morning cartoons will rule over this tournament, and I just picked up a new weapon to aid me in that.

>>56231
He commits "crimes", but the only crime I ever committed was showing my uncontainable love for the mighty and handsome Monarch.

>>56313
A new weapon? Show it to me! It could be useful against my enemies the thundercats and amplified by the ancient spirits of evil

>>56205
>>56313
>>56219
You there, tiny man! Hope you don't mind that I tested out my new weapon on your greatest enemy. I don't think he'll be around for Mr. /co/.

>>56306
Oh, I like doing that too.

>>56287
The only good is the word and revelation of the Lord. More specifically that of the Geneva Bible and not the tomes of those iniquitous papists. This "subjective morality" is but a sophistic satanism.

Riddle me this, villains. What doth life?

Legs

>>56310
AH HA HA how naive little squirrel
>Uh Jafar I think this guys a lemur
I’ll look into that iago, so tell me so called king? Are you willing to let whatever you rule become part of my grand royal kingdom?

I'll start with the first year. For consistency I'll skip the ones where Zoey isn't a big part.

>>56311
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>>56313
>Maybe, but only if you destroy that annoying blonde!
I've had my fair share of plots involving blondes. I think we'll get along just fine.
>>56308
Your friend- does he have an accent? It's quite hard to make out what he's saying. Or is it perhaps, a speech impediment? I am a language teacher, you know, I'd be glad to help.
>>56306
Wonderful. Another exciting member of this neighborhood. You wouldn't mind if I organized things so the children could have even more fun?
>>56318
A spiritual person, then? I've my fair share of ties to that sort of background- I can understand you.

>>56296

>>56323

>>56326

>>56319
Well, you see, it's kinda like coaching soccer for kids, y'know? For the most part, it's miserable, but every now and then, you get something good. Then it goes right back to being miserable. Rinse and repeat until you die. I think there's also a fried chicken sandwich in there somewhere.

>Watch as they kill each other, then strike them down when they are just a few
I'm an unBEARable smartass

>>56319
What doth life?
...

>>56327

>>56332

Bidididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididi

>>56296

Can they beat me in a dance-off? They would fear me once I show them my superior moves!

Madagascar Soundtrack 02 I Like To Move It - Sacha Baron Cohen

>>56333

>>56278
Sure thing! It only cost one of your friends his arm and another her life and we're probably forever a part of Marcy, but... Eeeh, we understand! We're in a villains tournament, and what kind of self-respecting villain cares about little personal losses like that, right? You sure learn fast, hahaha!

>>56296
Blend it with my former reputation and kill them all, ONE BY ONE. Crush their hopes as they destroyed MINE.

>>56337

>>56319
well you riddle me this, all of you: 128 of the wicked and cruel, but only 1 has the chance to rule, the winner will be one who is slim and mean, and will be seeing nothing but green

>>56296
Being a 1000 year old wizard of the realms, I will be triumphant, I cast fireball
>Rolls dice
>D20
>Critical hit!
Success!

>>56340

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT STUPID GIANT ROBOT TRICKED ME AND I'M FURIOUS! I HAVE DEFEATED MR. FANTASTIC ONCE AND I WILL BEAT EVERYONE HERE! HAVE AT YOU!

>>56287
Your offer to start an alliance with me is intriguing, but I'm afraid Duloc is already occupied by brave, loyal knights who are willing to defend my kingdom from such monstrosities. If you mean the tournament itself, I suppose my cooperation is still in the cards since our interests happen to align, unless you happen to face me of course.

>>56310
Ah, having fun being the ruler of uncivilized animals in an uncivilized environment? Surely you must be compensating for something if you're desperate enough to rule a kingdom.

>>56316
Ha ha! This is perfect! It seems the ogre is still being humiliated by skeletal beings. At this rate, he will be a no-show for Mr. /co/lympus this year.

>>56319
Life exists for me to suckle on like a fucking tit, and then I will wash you with what comes out after.
That's life.
You fucking die.

>>56343

>>56296
What wicked perversions doth these "heroes" bringeth with their bawdy tights and skimpy maiden?
It seems the cleansing must begin. Ready the wrack and wheel.

>>56296

>>56321

Your kingdom? Why would I surrender my people to you, heron wizard?

Go back to your nest, you scoundrel!

Maurice, get me something to eat!

>Yes your majesty!

>>56346
>If you mean the tournament itself, I suppose my cooperation is still in the cards since our interests happen to align, unless you happen to face me of course.
Then it's settled then. Of course, I don't expect any mercy if we were to face, unlikely as that is.
I can feel that this will be wonderful.

Allow me to be crystal clear: I studied for millennia under our former master, thus I am equipped to lead you. I, Megatron's true heir, Lord Starscream, EMPEROR OF DESTRUCTION! Shall be victorious in this tournament to prove I am the mighty of the mightiest!

When I say "All Hail" (You) finish with "Starscream". Here we go. All hail...

Crazy Frog - Axel F (Official Video)

>>56348

>>56349
Irritating holy man. People like you with your intrepid interference have royally fucked up my plans. I'm certainly not going to let you pass. Hell, I'm going to make fucking Dracula pass the fuck by you too for fucks sake. He'll shit all over you, too.

>*PHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHT*

>>56351
Still not convinced? Here’s a taste of my power!
>The beam contacts right into mort and turns him into a fruit fly!
Ha ha haaaa!

pakc your pistols and swords lads, WE VOTE NOW!!!

>>56296
Wowie! So much free data storage after we're done wiping their minds clean!

Since none of you want to talk, WHO PAID YOU TO ENTER THE TOURNAMENT!?
>BANG