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No.56204
Villains of /co/: QualifiersSamaritanon !!0q4n9L7G/iU
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Keep all tournament talk ITT.

—Timer:
https://itsalmo.st/time-for-the-qualifiers-round-of-villains-of-co-to-end-ne6g

►VOTE: https://forms.gle/16UqAKnvEovHc5tXA

►Nominations Results:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aVKau9Nbyz9pKploZftSDPIBc09CODA0jb_6rDn7IHs/edit?usp=sharing
Check to see if your character is included.

►Rules/FAQ
https://pastebin.com/KRWSTccQ
Read before asking questions.

►Basic Eligibility Requirements
It is preferable for a character to be from a comic or a cartoon of Western origin.
Characters of any gender are eligible.
Any character making their first debut in the entirety of the previous month is ineligible to compete.
Previous winners of the mainline /co/ tournaments are ineligible in an effort to keep things fresh.
Real-life people, OCs and Board-tans are not allowed.

►OC (Upload to this booru)
https://booru.plus/+tagteamco

►Judges
Yotsuba
/co/nrad
Spinel*
J/aco/lyn
Hope Corgi

►Hosts
>Samaritanon !!0q4n9L7G/iU
>Coayynon !hJA5r5.WJw
No.56209
Samaritanon !!0q4n9L7G/iU
There may be a couple of characters missing. Please tell me if you notice your character isn't on the list.

Also, yes, I made an exception for Ratcliffe, since on /co/ he's talked about as a Disney villain more than a real-life person.
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Yzma: "AHAHAHAH! I've done it! I've been successfully nominated, and I was the first to do so!"
Kronk: "You know, Yzma, that's not exactly the most impressive thing. Emperor Kuzco was also the first to get nominated in Heroes of /co/, and he made Elite Eight in his first tournament back in 2018."
Yzma: "Bah! That was then, this is now! You see, Kronk, getting to be the first nominee was just the beginning. Soon, I'll be the top seed, and not long after that, I'll be Elite Eight!"
Kronk: "Okay, but how are you gonna get votes?"
Yzma: "With Kuzco sitting this one out, all I need to do is forge a note from him telling the entire empire to vote for me. It'll be awfully easy too, since you'll be the one doing it for me. All I have to do is sit back and watch the votes come in."
Kronk: "All right, I'll get to work on that note right now."
>"Kuzco"'s Note
"Attention, all lowly villagers and peasants, you all need to vote for that old hag Yzma in Villains of /co/, otherwise your houses will be destroyed and Kuzcotopia will be built there instead. Sincerely, Kuzco."
>Back at the lab...
Yzma: "Old hag?! What is the meaning of this, Kronk?"
Kronk: "Hey, you wanted it to sound like Kuzco wrote it. Don't blame me."
Yzma: "I will blame you, and I won't have any of your spinach puffs tonight!"
Kronk: "Ah! You're so mean, Yzma!"
>Kronk runs away crying while Yzma facepalms herself
Yzma: "Whatever. I'll just bide my time with a book until the results are in."
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>one by one, they'll all go down.
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I already told you people how important balance is. So I want half of you to vote for me and the other half to not vote for me. I promise this is so that the universe can live longer, and I can also impress Death while I'm at it too.
No.56217
Anonymous
Oh boy, are you guys excited for Death to win this tournament?
No.56218
Anonymous
Replies:>>56227
>>56204
We can only select one option
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People of Duloc! It has recently come to my attention that I have been successfully nominated for the Villains of /co/ tournament. Although being labeled as a "villain" may be a stretch for a courageous leader merely trying to mend the world, here me out for one moment. You see, the ogre and his feline companion have already participated in the "Heroes of /co/" tournament. Furthermore, the ogre has rightfully jobbed in the first round, but the kitten has made it far enough to reach a spot in the Elite Eight. While I should be content with the ogre proving himself to be a failure, I have to one-up him every step of the way, and that includes besting the cat. As the saying goes, the friends of my enemy are my enemies, which means it is imperative that I shall partake in the Villains of /co/ tournament! As you citizens of mine may already know, I have previously made successful appearances in Mr. /co/lympus 2022 (even if it meant tying with the ogre) and Tag Team (even if I lost to a pair of paranormal wenches... damn you Thelonious), and rest assured, my continued presence here will only prove that my previous endeavors were not a fluke! It is appropriate that a mighty ruler such as myself should be the one to take a seat on the throne of villainy, but that accomplishment is only possible with your assistance. Do what you must, Dulocans! Support your powerful leader by heading over to your magic mirrors and casting your votes for Lord Farquaad! Do remember that those who vote for "Big Jack Horner" and the wolf over yours truly shall be subject to infinite torture in the dungeon by Thelonious, that is if he finally learned his lesson from his Tag Team failure.

Vote for Lord Farquaad! Make me the top seed in the name of Duloc!
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>welcome to Villains of /co/ Walte-
oh shut the hell up i'm not supposed to be here, my wife is gonna kill me if she finds out i'm a villain.
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>My journey through the +Chan Realm is far from over. But today I humbly donate my journal to the ages.
>Entry one: August 19th... I think. My name is Philip Wittebane, better known as Emporer Belos, and I found myself in a world so horrid, yet so fantastic, few minds could have dreamt it. If only those at home could see what I have, and perhaps they shall. For the more I learn about this realm, the more I am certain I can harness its strange powers on the main Chan. Today I begin recording my journey to CLEANSE THE PERDITION FROM THIS PLACE MYSELF
>KILL WITCHES, KILL PIRATES, KILL PAPISTS, KILL VAMPIRES, KILL ANTHRO’S, KILL XENO’S, KILL SKELLY’S, KILL ROBOTS, KILL WHORES, KILL PEDOPHILES, KILL FATS, KILL MEMES, KILL COOMERS, KILL SLEEPERS, TOTAL DEGENERATE DEATH
>MAY ALL THE FILTH BE CONSUMED IN CONFLAGRATION, BROKEN AND GRINDED BY THE HOLY LEGIONS, HUNTED AND DRAGGED AND QUARTERED AND DISMEMEBRED AND SCATTERED BY THE WORTHY AND PURE AND BLESSED, FLAYED IN JUDGEMENT BY THE RIGHTEOUS HANDS IN SERVICE FOR AN ANGRY GOD
>Thank you, reader, whoever you be. And may you see the path to righteousness and vote Belos.
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>>56211
Oh also, I'll be getting the stream ready for The Emperor's New Groove in about 20 minutes from now. Be sure to have this script installed if you're gonna tune in.
https://cytu.be/js/cytube-google-drive.user.js?v=1.1.1
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If you do not vote for Big Homo, you become the Big Homo.
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I WANT YOU TO VOTE FOR COBRA COMMANDER! DO IT NOW
No.56227
Anonymous
Replies:>>56230
>>56218
Same, Samaritan can you fix this?
No.56228
Anonymous
>>56217
nice falseflag bro
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>the corgi wasn't even nominated
Looks like it's clear who the most liked Danger Mouse villain is
No.56230
Anonymous
>>56227
Never mind it’s fixed
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Hello, fellow evildoers.
I would like to hear of your dastardly motivations, so then maybe, we can become companions in this quest- then we'll know who's a true villain, and who isn't.

So, tell me, what's your deal?
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>>56217
Are you dictating my fucking victory to me, anon?
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Good evening folks of Black Rosethorn! And Welcome to the Local Nightly News!
And so the Qualifiers begin for the Villains of /co/ tournament and what a selection we have, over three hundred nominees but only one hundred and twenty eight can enter.
A fierce competition only driven further by the knavish competitors, and I'll be sure to update you all on any gruesome details that may arise but in the meantime due consider voting for you most anointed Reporter.
Our show is on every sunset, See you Tomorrow.
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>>56231
Balance, saving the universe, and getting that sweet Death coochy. Conquering worlds is just a bonus.
Replies:>>56310
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"You see, Brendan, it's very important that I participate in this tournament, alright. It's August, which means school is gonna start, and I want to have some fun before having to deal with you kids for the next nine months."
>"But Coach, don't you like coaching soccer?"
"Not really, Brendan, but it's like a bad relationship. I can't leave cause then she'll cry and get mad at me and I don't wanna deal with that."
>"Is that really how relationships are when you're an adult?"
"Yes, Brendan. Now, what I want you to do is to go and send campaign flyers for me. I need votes so I can get in this tournament."
>"Can't you just do that yourself?"
"No, Brendan, I'm lazy and don't want to do it, so go get some crayons and poster board, and make me a good campaign poster already."
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Finally it's been quite a hell to get away from that wolf, but I managed to return back to the living world and join this tournament to get all of the magic around here.

With my magical items in my disposal, this will be an easy victory for me.
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Looks like these institutional vampires are out for blood. Good thing they're afraid of the sun, as I am the very son of Mother Earth, a smokin' hot summer babe herself. As I have inherited her scorching heat, I'll Crip-ple these Bloods-suckers and emerge victorious in this gangbang so they can't gar-lick these vulnerable vixens no more.

When I'm qualified, I'll ensure that these bat bastards are down for the count in a masturbatory maneuver.
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>>56231
Crimes? You want my crimes, you worthless piece of wood?! I'll give you crimes!
>Enslavement
>Abuse of power
>Physical and psychological abuse
>Torture
>Treason
>Conspiracy
>Usurpation
>Mass murder
>Brainwashing
>Petrification
>Forceful transformation
>Attempted human sacrifice
>Attempted regicide
>Attempted omnicide
>Attempted universal domination
>Incitement of violence
>Sabotage
>Theft
>Invasion
>Assault and battery
>Kidnapping

There! Is that good enough for you?!
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Vote for the Cluster!

Vote for Vexus, Smytus and Krackus!
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Okay, anon's, let's get things straight. I'm gonna qualify, and to do that you're gonna vote for me. And when I'm in I'll kick some ass like I always do and become the awesome new queen of the board you're all gonna love. End. Of. Discussion.
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>>56231
I don't care how good your campaigning is, I am not voting for the poorly disguised /a/ characters.
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I've got some art planned AND because you don't know who these two are, I thought I'd post some comics during the qualifiers so you can know them (and other characters) better.
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Give them a blast! Cherri!
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>>56231
Let me give you a demonstration on how I’m better than everyone else here
You're Only Second Rateyoutube thumb
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Let our numbers be high and the null population low.
Replies:>>56277
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>>56231
>>56239
>Malefic
>Mass murder
>Mass manslaughter
>Homicide
>Theft
>Pollution
>Black marketing
>Harassment
>Mutilation
>Terrorism
>Animal cruelty
>Kidnapping
>Police brutality
>Unlawful imprisonment
>Brainwashing
>Littering
>Torture
>Property damage
>Psychological abuse
>Abuse
>Gaoling
>Exploitation
>Arson
>Assault and battery
>Health violations
>Hematophagy
>Mass destruction (BABYBABYBABYBABYYEAAAAAAAAH)
>Indecent exposure
>Enforced cannibalism
>Cannibalism
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The Game is ready, the tiles need to be placed.
VOTE FOR ME! DR. DOMINO
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Tonight, it's time to vote for Mac Tonight!
Mac Tonight Commercial (8K 60fps)youtube thumb
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How particular, it seems like my self proclaimed counterpart from 35 years ago is participating too, tell me, do you believe you are superior?
Replies:>>56329
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Going live with The Emperor's New Groove!
https://cytu.be/r/EliteEightStream
Replies:>>56265
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>>56234
Having my fair share of experiences with the dangerous, yet romantic, I think I understand where you're coming from, Thanos-sama.
>>56239
Wonderful and organized, but what would you consider to be your worst and most precious, Skeletor-dono?
>>56244
[ DISGUISE ]
>Running your mouth against a member of the Order of the Divine Swarm? You must be myopic if you can't see where this will lead you!
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>>56231
The sinful and impure shall calleth mineself villain, but if't be villain to a corrupt world I must be then so be it. I've snuffed out and slaughtered dozens of witches for the Lord and Lord's children of the new world, and I shall not cease to cleanse no matter what infernal dimension or board I'm hurled into.
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Creeeeeepeeeeeeer!
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>>56253
Wait, this guy’s a villain? This is one of the most wholesome individuals I’ve ever meet doing rad songs, whys he here?
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>>56231
>helps overthrow Lucifer and getting Shinnok into power
>committed genocide on an entire ninja clan
>be racist
>stole Shinnok's amulet and replaced it with a fake
>killed the main character and main villain of two games with help
>ran away from a suicide attack
>steal all the achievements of other characters by doing them instead
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Getting the comics soon!
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Greetings fellow contestants, I am known as Garrett Bobby Ferguson and I have joined this tournament in order to become the ultimate champion, and regain the respect that I lost thanks to those park slackers who beated me and my universal score.

Now I want everyone here to show me your support so I can advance to the first round.
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>>56217
>furry
He's going in the microwave.
>>56231
Evildoers? I am no villain. You sound just like Frylock right now when he's insulting me for having fun. I thought we as a society have moved past bold assumptions. Judge people not by their type of skin, but by the context of their char-MEATWAD, GET YOUR DISGUSTING ROTTEN FLESH OFF MY COUCH!
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>>56256
>Wonderful and organized, but what would you consider to be your worst and most precious, Skeletor-dono?
All of them! Every single last one of them! You can't expect ME to choose just one, so I choose them all!
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>>56217
>I'm making sure that lower reaper doesn't make it past qualifiers.
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>>56263
BACK IN THE WASHING MACHINE FOR YOU UNTIL YOU LEARN YOUR PLACE!
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>>56242
That's a great plan! Except replace you with us. Queen is a bit too much for a girl with almost no experience managing things, don't you think? We believe something more fitting for you would be, uuuuuh, a mindless drone for The Core? Not like there's much going on in your head, either way. Vote for US if you want a truly outstanding ruler!
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HI ITS ME WOODY, SO YOU FOLKS THINK IM NOT BAD EH!? HERE’S ME FUCKING WITH ANDY FUCKING PANDA IN MY FIRST APPEARANCE
Woody Woodpecker | Knock Knock | Full Episodesyoutube thumb
AHHH THE GOOD OLD DAYS BEFORE THEY SANITIZED ME TO HECK AND BACK
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>>56250
While I'm at it, are you guys even real villains?

Have you ever caught a good guy, like a real superhero?

Have you ever tried to disguise?
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>>56217
No, because he won't win. LIFE will win over Death.
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>>56270
Finally, someone else gets it. These tournaments are draining. Just announce the winner already.
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>>56231
my motives are all dictated by logic
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Vote for deez nuts
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>>56265
That certainly is admirable! Would you care to have company in your quest? With your ambition, I'm sure we'd be able to accomplish great things.
>>56247
>>56250
In a battle of song, I've a preference for the boisterous. Which one of you would you consider to be "number one?"
>>56272
No, but I'd love it if you could teach me, Robbie-san.
>>56249
The lawmen in your country must be hard at work in passing safety legislation. Thankfully, we already have those here in Touri.
>>56260
Ah, he comitted genocide on a "ninja clan?"
That explains the red eyes.
>>56263
Well, Shake-san, if you are not a villain, how come you are participating? May it be that you're here to defy the contestants?
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>>56268
I managed an army and a revolution against both you're governments - twice. I won - twice.
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>>56231
I have personally enslaved and imprisoned every fairy tale known in existence for poisoning my perfect world. Yes, of which includes the Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming, Rumplestiltskin, Jack Horner, and any others who have opposed the ogre and his associates in my stead.

>>56272
They are not the "good guys" in the slightest, and there's no need to disguise when I'm already the most perfect ruler of them all.
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>massacred a gala
>destroyed the earth
>may have turned her former family into robo-vampires
>wants to assimilate the universe
>is living in your walls
>does improv
who can compare?
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>>56231
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>>56231
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>>56231
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>>56265
AHHH SKELETOR, It has been so long, the five of us villains from the heyday of Saturday morning shows have again assembled. How is your conquest of greyskull?
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>>56231
I'M THE STILT-MAN! Only THE MOST TERRIFYING AND ACCLAIMED SUPERVILLAIN OF THEM ALL! With my stilts, I am capable of anything!
No.56286
Anonymous
how many fucking draculas do we have
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>>56257
That sounds like a handful. Since you consider the opposing perspective... Do you believe in subjective morality? Are there no defined good and evils in your eyes?
>>56279
I'm of the same mind when it comes to the ruffians plauging my country. We could cooperate in administration, if you so wish- Since I am a government agent, I think it'd work out.
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>Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

>I think so, Brain, but doesn't everyone already know that Rosebud was referring to the sled?

>*sigh* Listen carefully, Pinky. In order to get enough power to win every battle we partake in, we must get plenty of votes. As such, I've hacked into every account that has or will vote, and will alter any responses so that all will vote for us. We will keep doing this until we've finally reached the throne room of Mt. /co/lympus, after which we'll begin ushering in a new era of animation!
No.56289
Anonymous
Replies:>>56292
>>56286
So many that quan chi is shitting himself
No.56290
Anonymous
>>56286
not enough
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>>56289
The only shitting going on here is your fucking soul being shat you.
That said, I hope all the fucking Draculas get in so I can enact my fucking master plan.
No.56293
Anonymous
>>56286
I don't know but I'm voting for none of them.
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>>56270
Your highness, please wake up!
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>>56286
You know what you should do? Count them
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EVILDOERS BEWARE!

A hero has invaded the tourney! What shall you do?
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>>56277
Villain? Defy the contestants? Did you wake up early? Save that talk for Villains of /co/.
>>56286
Too many. But don't worry, I have Duckula handled.
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Every villain. I'm CIA.
The flight plan lists me, Bane, my men, but only 122 of you.
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
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>>56272
Disguise? I am just a normal with normal intentions! When I see freaks I just want to shoot them in a filthy ditch! When I see my abandoned babies on the swings, I normally nourish these younglings with my normal man-milk! No strange secrets beneath my facade! Nothing abnormal here.
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Hi! Do you want to donate to the poor?
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>>56296
I will follow him to the end as his ally, and then steal what is most important to him.
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>>56286
don't worry yourself, in a short while they'll all be gone
>>56296
indirectly cause the event of their death and then resurrected them as my obedient servant
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ALL TOGETHER NOW, ALL HAIL STARSCREAM Transformers: Prime - All hail Starscream! danceyoutube thumb
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>>56205
>Hey, dere! I heard there was a villain competition and I just couldn't wait ta get here! I woke up a liddle late, but I'm here and I'm ready ta win! (As soon as I dress up!)
Based on art by https://twitter.com/OneBigBeaw/status/1670589784090370048
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>>56231
>No dastardly motivations of any kind. Just sharing treats and candy with children to knock at our door and take photos with them to remember them fondly.... Forever
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>>56303
You cannot get rid of Dracula you fucking retard. Go back to your fucking video game.
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>>56231
Wh4tz my d33l? I've beaten ninjas in mortal combat with my 4wesum el33t skillz! I've blown up a house...
>Yeah, OUR house!
Quiet, Piro! And I've gone up to razing a whole city! You don't M355 with me, m4n!
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>>56305
If only you were a lesbian.
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Hmm...so this is the Villains tournament, eh?

>Precisely you majesty, and many of them look bad and dangerous. Are you sure you can do this?

Why yes, everybody knows I'm such a bad guy; I shall be perfect for this thing.

>I don't know Julien, I'm not sure you have much wickedness inside you. (Other than being a jackass....)

Oh c'mon Maurice, I am really bad; watch!

>>56211

Hey old lady, you're ugly and smell like buffalo shit!

>>56219

Hello little man, you're so small; I bet you can even beat up meerkats!

>>56222

Hello there fancy boy, why are you wasting time writing shit, are you scared shitless to fight?

>>56226

Cobra? I bet he's a dum-dum!

>>56236

Hey fat man, you really should lose weight; you look a big ugly baboon!

>>56237

Hey big boy, you're so big that I bet your mother is an fat elephant!

>>56247

Hello strange wizard, your outfit looks stupid and makes you look like a heron!

See Maurice, I told you I'm bad!

>Er...I guess
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>>56272
disguise? hey buddy I heard a Red Spy is creeping around here and npw I'm suspecting you might be the guy, I mean you both have a body that resembles a twig
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>>56277
>Would you care to have company in your quest?
Maybe, but only if you destroy that annoying blonde!
>>56284
The conquest is... slower than I'd like to admit, but no matter! The Saturday morning cartoons will rule over this tournament, and I just picked up a new weapon to aid me in that.
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>>56231
He commits "crimes", but the only crime I ever committed was showing my uncontainable love for the mighty and handsome Monarch.
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>>56313
A new weapon? Show it to me! It could be useful against my enemies the thundercats and amplified by the ancient spirits of evil
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>>56205
>>56313
>>56219
You there, tiny man! Hope you don't mind that I tested out my new weapon on your greatest enemy. I don't think he'll be around for Mr. /co/.
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>>56306
Oh, I like doing that too.
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>>56287
The only good is the word and revelation of the Lord. More specifically that of the Geneva Bible and not the tomes of those iniquitous papists. This "subjective morality" is but a sophistic satanism.
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Riddle me this, villains. What doth life?
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Legs
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>>56310
AH HA HA how naive little squirrel
>Uh Jafar I think this guys a lemur
I’ll look into that iago, so tell me so called king? Are you willing to let whatever you rule become part of my grand royal kingdom?
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Anonymous
>>56310
Kind of off-topic, but didn't the King Julien show just do whatever and make Mort a demi-god with over a dozen dead ex-wives or something?
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I'll start with the first year. For consistency I'll skip the ones where Zoey isn't a big part.
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>>56311
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>>56313
>Maybe, but only if you destroy that annoying blonde!
I've had my fair share of plots involving blondes. I think we'll get along just fine.
>>56308
Your friend- does he have an accent? It's quite hard to make out what he's saying. Or is it perhaps, a speech impediment? I am a language teacher, you know, I'd be glad to help.
>>56306
Wonderful. Another exciting member of this neighborhood. You wouldn't mind if I organized things so the children could have even more fun?
>>56318
A spiritual person, then? I've my fair share of ties to that sort of background- I can understand you.
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>>56319
Well, you see, it's kinda like coaching soccer for kids, y'know? For the most part, it's miserable, but every now and then, you get something good. Then it goes right back to being miserable. Rinse and repeat until you die. I think there's also a fried chicken sandwich in there somewhere.
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Anonymous
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>>56255
Did the stream get abandoned? I'd love to check it out tomorrow if you're planning on showing it again then.
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>Watch as they kill each other, then strike them down when they are just a few
I'm an unBEARable smartass
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>>56319
What doth life?
...
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>>56296

Can they beat me in a dance-off? They would fear me once I show them my superior moves!

Madagascar Soundtrack 02 I Like To Move It - Sacha Baron Cohenyoutube thumb
No.56336
Anonymous
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>>56329
Yeah, nobody tuned in, so I turned it off. Wasn't a good idea to do it so early in the round since I assume people are working on OC and such right now. I'll show it tomorrow sometime in the afternoon. Gives me time to make some stuff for my characters in the meantime.
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>>56278
Sure thing! It only cost one of your friends his arm and another her life and we're probably forever a part of Marcy, but... Eeeh, we understand! We're in a villains tournament, and what kind of self-respecting villain cares about little personal losses like that, right? You sure learn fast, hahaha!
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>>56296
Blend it with my former reputation and kill them all, ONE BY ONE. Crush their hopes as they destroyed MINE.
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>>56319
well you riddle me this, all of you: 128 of the wicked and cruel, but only 1 has the chance to rule, the winner will be one who is slim and mean, and will be seeing nothing but green
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>>56296
Being a 1000 year old wizard of the realms, I will be triumphant, I cast fireball
>Rolls dice
>D20
>Critical hit!
Success!
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>>56340
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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT STUPID GIANT ROBOT TRICKED ME AND I'M FURIOUS! I HAVE DEFEATED MR. FANTASTIC ONCE AND I WILL BEAT EVERYONE HERE! HAVE AT YOU!
No.56345
Anonymous
>>56336
To add to this, I might follow up the movie with some episodes from Saturday morning cartoons since villains from those shows like Skeletor and the Cobra Commander seem like they'll be heavy hitters in this.
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>>56287
Your offer to start an alliance with me is intriguing, but I'm afraid Duloc is already occupied by brave, loyal knights who are willing to defend my kingdom from such monstrosities. If you mean the tournament itself, I suppose my cooperation is still in the cards since our interests happen to align, unless you happen to face me of course.

>>56310
Ah, having fun being the ruler of uncivilized animals in an uncivilized environment? Surely you must be compensating for something if you're desperate enough to rule a kingdom.

>>56316
Ha ha! This is perfect! It seems the ogre is still being humiliated by skeletal beings. At this rate, he will be a no-show for Mr. /co/lympus this year.
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>>56319
Life exists for me to suckle on like a fucking tit, and then I will wash you with what comes out after.
That's life.
You fucking die.
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>>56343
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>>56296
What wicked perversions doth these "heroes" bringeth with their bawdy tights and skimpy maiden?
It seems the cleansing must begin. Ready the wrack and wheel.
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>>56296
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>>56321

Your kingdom? Why would I surrender my people to you, heron wizard?

Go back to your nest, you scoundrel!

Maurice, get me something to eat!

>Yes your majesty!
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>>56346
>If you mean the tournament itself, I suppose my cooperation is still in the cards since our interests happen to align, unless you happen to face me of course.
Then it's settled then. Of course, I don't expect any mercy if we were to face, unlikely as that is.
I can feel that this will be wonderful.
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Allow me to be crystal clear: I studied for millennia under our former master, thus I am equipped to lead you. I, Megatron's true heir, Lord Starscream, EMPEROR OF DESTRUCTION! Shall be victorious in this tournament to prove I am the mighty of the mightiest!

When I say "All Hail" (You) finish with "Starscream". Here we go. All hail...
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>>56349
Irritating holy man. People like you with your intrepid interference have royally fucked up my plans. I'm certainly not going to let you pass. Hell, I'm going to make fucking Dracula pass the fuck by you too for fucks sake. He'll shit all over you, too.
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>*PHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHT*
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>>56351
Still not convinced? Here’s a taste of my power!
>The beam contacts right into mort and turns him into a fruit fly!
Ha ha haaaa!
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pakc your pistols and swords lads, WE VOTE NOW!!!
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>>56296
Wowie! So much free data storage after we're done wiping their minds clean!
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Since none of you want to talk, WHO PAID YOU TO ENTER THE TOURNAMENT!?
>BANG
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>>56296
Nothing can defy my magnetic powers! Nothing and NO ONE! I will take away the metal elements in your bodies! (Yes, humans do have metal)
No.56363
Anonymous
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>>56361
perhaps he's wondering why a neutral character is in a tournament for villains
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>>56355
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>>56362
It's over Magneto! I have a wooden gun! Now talk, or else you won't fly so good!
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>>56357
>>56359
It’s time again! Let us use this tournament to prove we still have power! Join us in our quest for Pride!
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>>56363
At least you can talk! Who are you!?
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Hello!
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>>56364
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>>56365
*Tsk tsk tsk* Here’s a hint and let’s make it load and clear. This is a standard firearm made of metal, the glowie is all yours magneto
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>>56366
AHOY, Fellow Plunderer and my good mate Ruber.
Let’s show these amateurs what we scallywags and troublemakers are really made out of.

It’s time to rig them sails with PRIDE!
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>>56370
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
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>>56369
A wallpaper for you!
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>>56371
Yes, I’ve brought my metal men to assist in my work! Let us begin!
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>Grrrrr so much noise in here
>My queen they are fighting each other to death, it would be wise to wait until things cooldown after qualifiers so we can make our big attack in round 1
>I rather plan to attack at any moment if it's necessary. Every second we spend here is worth it, Smytus!
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now that im gotten away from coyot i will proceed to pratice dark art satan using neutral powers hmm who will be my firstvictim?
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>>56375
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>>56219
>>56279

Hello little boy, are you trying to a big boy like me?

Well, that ain't gonna happen! Try as much as you want Farquaad, but you'll NEVER be big and strong as me; you'll still be the little boy that you always are.
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>>56374
>your metal men are my future servants. cackle.
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>>56378
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>>56372
Oh but it is? You hear the sound of my glider? Doesn’t that sound plane familiar? Hehehehehehe
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>>56382
No, really. I am in charge here! Get the fuck off of my aircraft!
*BANG*
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'Memba ta vote fer me! I qualify! I'm da oldest one 'ere, after all!
I guess youse can also vote fer da smelly pipsqueak 'ere!
No.56385
Anonymous
>>56383
[ CIA had the gun loaded with blanks! ]
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>>56380
WHO SAID THAT?!? I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO JUST ASKED FOR OWNERSHIP ON MY METAL MEN!!
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>>56306
>Just sharing treats and candy with children
Cooooooooould I haaaaaaaaaaave?
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>>56383
FOOL! I will throw your pathetic metal bullets right back at you!
>>56370
Very appreciated, Green Goblin
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>>56388
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>>56367
it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
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>>56391
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>>56390
>metal bullets
YOU FOOL! The gun only fires blanks! *BANGBANG*
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>>56392
That’s our bane!
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>>56386
>not a request. a warning.
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>>56374
Arrgh, me crew is ready to set sail alongside your march of metal soldiers. Hopefully they won’t sink in the sea
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Still no response? WHERE IS MY WEAKER PATHETIC COUNTERPART!?
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>>56392
If I pull that off, will you die!?
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>>56393
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>>56399
it would be extremely painful
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>>56401
You're a big guy!
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>>56358

That's all you got, wizard heron? That didn't even scare me at all.

>Uh Julien, he just turn Mort into-

Not now Maurice, can you see that I'm having a conflicting conversation with this wizard?

>Yeah, but Mort-

I said not now!
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>>56399
for you
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>>56396
A warning? Ahhh if you are what you appear to be you are absolutely wicked, looks are deceiving and I am not fooled by such. But I don’t guarantee you’ll be nominated miss
>>56397
My men have magic capable of standing beneath the ocean floor and jet stream up to strike at ships, I’m extra prepared
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>>56402
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None of these cold hearts can warm the Groke's. How she must suffer.
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>>56407
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>>56405
Well, congratulations! You've got yourself into the tournament! Now what's the next step of your masterplan!?
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>>56404
I’ll make you care soon
>Another swish of his scepter turns Maurice into a teacup
>Meanwhile mort is eaten by a frog being a fruit fly
EeeehahahahahaHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>56409
No.56413
Anonymous
>>56406
Ruber is genuinely such a pyscho it is the only saving grace of the movie it comes from. This pic makes him look so fucking hilarious but at the same time a goddamn psychopath.
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>>56411
A marvelous enchanted tool, if I may say so myself! Where did you go to craft such a thing, Jafar-dono?
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>>56410
Rigging this tournament, with no survivors!
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>>56416
B-BUT, WHAT IF IT WAS A TRICK AND CIA GUY WAS MADE OUT OF BLANKETS?!
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>>56414
My dear friend, this is no ordinary scepter. The original had only such powers in which I commanded including the ability to hypnotize people. After becoming the most powerful sorcerer in the world and later an all powerful genie my capabilities are beyond your wildest imagination
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>>56418
Hoho. As dangerous as it sounds marvelous. Glad to see that it's in your hands then, Jafar-dono.
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>>56417
Well, you're technically right. That was just one of my MEN! Not me.
CIA x Bane - Airplanesyoutube thumb
No.56421
Anonymous
good luck to everyone, I hope your noms get in
and then lose to mine in round 1 >:)
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>>56417
Careful now, your showing weakness, that will tamper your chances into being qualified
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>>56412
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>>56423
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Be afraid everybody, I Randall will scare all of you out this tournament till you cry in fear!

Is there anyone more scarer than me? I doubt that.
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>>56425
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hey this mouse guy just gave me a bunch of pizza, now let’s dig in and chow down
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>>56422
you look fucken ugly weird goblin motherfuck
No.56429
Anonymous
>>56425
Yes, Shadow the ugliest Hedgehog
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>>56427
THERE YOU ARE
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>>56356
Thy crudeness of speech and profanity doth suiteth thee, hellspawn. Witness the light of the Lords blinding wrath!
Hark thee all for soon Death and all the filth of his dominions beest hurld in the lake and burneth'd eternal in the second coming!
No.56432
Anonymous
>>56428
>racism
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>>56431
holy shit it's an actual christan, satan would be pleasd if i killed you right now
>>56432
your lucky i dont know the words like troll king do
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>>56427
NO YOU WON'T
No.56435
Anonymous
>>56427
That gif is amazing
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>>56432
Based, purge all non-whites from the tournament.
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>>56432
You call that racism, I just got back from a back door conversation with that moon guy and boy was I mistaken. After I removed my helmet and nearly speared the guy he just flew off in his piano shouting KKK over and over again. I can tolerate a lot of nasty things but racism is a bit much
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Never forget.
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>>56338
Alright, twerp. Be a smartass but when I mog you again again I'm not just cutting the cord, I'm hooking you up to my creep uncles computer. Have fun downloading that.
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>>56411

Ohhhhh, that's a lovely teacup you gave me there! Well, looks like you aren't so bad after all.

Hey where did Maurice and Mort go? Oh well, time for a little tea break.
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>>56270
WAKE THE FUCK UP! I want to fight you!
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>fucking Demaro is in the tournament
>nobody nominated Wile E. Coyote
damn it all
>>56437
youre head looks like a fucken flattened ass you probably belong in a trash compacter
my neutral powers can help wit hthat
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>>56440
Have a pleasant time my dear king.
>Slowly but surely king Julian is being hypnotized into being his servant
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>>56424
Decided to color one of Dan Hess' doodles.

And that's it for now. If you wanna read more, I did a storytime of the whole first year:
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131823534/#q131823534

If you wanna read EVEN more, maybe even the rest of Hess' works, check out:
>http://weeshcomic.com/
>http://venisproductions.com/

I'll be doing more OC art later!
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Let's play a game, shall we?

Guess the character's name.
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>>56445
heh thats easy pajama faggot
No.56447
Anonymous
Replies:>>56449
>>56442
Wile E. is nominated and in the poll.
Replies:>>56508
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>>56328
The circle of life is playing with little kids' balls, eh? I, too, know higher authorities who administer spherical realms inhabited by their children. I suppose there's a thin line between the game of life and the game of soccer, as helpless can only be kicked in the gonads to win. Otherwise, I'd settle for the chicken grinder too.

>>56331
I know what it feels like having your strings be pulled in the quest to discover life's private places, even if I don't understand your 'tarded language either.

>>56341
There is no need to answer my query with more queries. Guzzle your puzzles somewhere else, gimp. I won't stand for ignorance, or anything else.

>>56347
You can't cheat death this time, Death. I already smashed your ugly mug after you killed my father. You've reaped what you sow, and I've popped a boner from you after my shakashuri puked out the song of life, capable of healing unfortunate souls. "You fucking die?" There is more to life than sticking your meat in a rotting corpse's cold pussy.
No.56449
Anonymous
>>56447
I was only checking the doc and ctrl+f turned up nothing... But, then...
No.56450
Anonymous
>https://booru.plus/+tagteamco
The link isn't working.
No.56451
Anonymous
>>56366
>>56371
It’s interesting how these two villains technically “won” and achieved their goals but fumbled it themselves unintentionally.
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>>56428
>racism
you, I like you
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>>56439
Oh, we're terrified. That would be like a tiny droplet in the sea of corruption that is our centuries-old data archives. You should pray you never see those!
>>56431
Hey, dime store Frollo, would you care to explain something to us? There's this weird "BIG HOMO" thing floating above our head in the poll. We were thinking, that doesn't make any sense, right? It shouldn't be here! After all, all the Owl House characters successfully got into Heroes!
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>>56452
who the fuckre you ?
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>>56445
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Well that takes care of Serpentor, I was getting nervous he was about to make the cut but time wasn’t on his ssssside. DESTRO, are my voting corps ready
>All according to plan my liege
Excellent! This time I’ll make the brackets! COBRA!!!!
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>>56445
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>>56431
Crudeness? The only crudeness here will be the jaggedy shape of your fucking bones when I reap them out of your meat-sack. Death comes for everyone you fucking idiot. I can't be rid of by praying to your fucking skydaddy.
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>>56453
Did I mention he still uses a Windows XP and makes bueno boomer tiktoks?
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“Urgh I gotta one up that popeye somehow and make the elite eight err let’s see no not that” AH HA, I HAVE AN IDEA
>Bluto has run off somewhere, did he desert the competition?
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>>56461
Hol' up, dere, Bloated! I hear some dorks on "4 chains" keep askin' if me 'er youse could win in a fight!
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MY QUEEN PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP
No.56464
Anonymous
*ahem*

>Count von Count (Sesame Street)
>Vlad the Count (Mina and the Count)
>Dracula (Hotel Transylvania)
>Dracula (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
>Dracula (The Batman vs. Dracula)
>Dracula (Marvel Comics)
>Count Dracula (Netflix's Castlevania)
>Count Dracula (Captain N)
>Count Dracula (Scooby-Doo)
>Count Dracula (TMNT)
>Count Spankulot (Codename: Kids Next Door)
>Count Chocula (General Mills)
>Count Duckula (Danger Mouse/Count Duckula)
TWELVE! TWELVE variants of the iconic vampire in this tourney! Ah, ah, ahhh!
No.56465
Anonymous
>>56445
sacky mcsackface
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>>56464
Vote for all of them. Nothing bad will happen if you fucking do.
No.56467
Anonymous
>>56460
Sasha, your uncle is TempAnon?
Replies:>>56473
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>>56459
Although there is a grain of truth in your words, you still stain the name of my beloved with your foul mouth. Cease your mockery of her name or you shall suffer the wrath of Thanos!
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>>56453
Big Homo is bigger than just a single, terrible show; but you should already know that.

Remember, Big Homo is always watching.
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>>56455
I'm Quan Chi and you're quite the remarkable individual
>>56464
and all twelve will be gone after this, if luck is on your side you'll have a single one barely make it in
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What do you mean the giant qualified for heroes but not YOU for villains? WHERE ARE YOU, MANSLEY?!
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>>56468
I am fucking Death you motherfucker. I don't have a gender.
I'd appreciate if you killed half the fucking universe though. Then I don't need fucking Dracula.
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>>56464
W: Now we should Count how many of them will qualify.
S: Yeah, let's start at Zero.
...
...
B: Ohohohohoh!
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Hello everybody, this is yours truly, Oogie-Boogie!

It's been a real pleasure to be in this tournament after hearing that Jack Skellington and his goblin friend managed to win one a few years ago, but I will show him whose the real king around here once I win this one.

Now sit back and let me show they don't call me the Boogeyman for nothing as I terrify everybody like these low-grade monsters here >>56229 >>56232 >>56258 >>56260 >>56264 >>56265 >>56425 >>56426

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

The Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack #13 Oogie Boogie's Songyoutube thumb
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Wahahaha my revenge plan has started, now time to get into this tournament and show all these fools what a supposed "Round 1 jobber" is capable of
No.56477
Anonymous
>>56475
Holy shit, Candleja
No.56478
Anonymous
Replies:>>56502
>>56476
Qualifiers jobber
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I said i will respect the results and i will.
The people have spoken so in terms of RP Chris will remain in /co/lympus prison.
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>>56462
He’s already gone you oof! Besides, now put on your garbs because we have a lot to do here. This may be the only kind of tournament I will be able to participate in at all, but no matter, I the mistress of all evil will take this opportunity to be victorious
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>>56472
Mrs /co/ starts on the 1st, I'm getting ready preparing for a full Alice campaign
No.56483
Anonymous
>>56481
Really the first, must have gotten approved by mods which is excellent news for me
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>>56475
I should cut you open and make you into a nice fucking blanket. Then I can put you in a tavern and have people shit and piss on you all day, you retard.
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>>56471
>I'm Quan Chi and you're quite the remarkable individual
are u with the troll king? either way if u wantto destroy happiness in the name of satan we can mak atruce
for nao
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>>56475
A sack of worms calling me a low-grade monster? Dracula and all his variants are low-grade monsters and even they're in a tier higher then you
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You will be voting for the Syndicate, right?
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>>56476
Uwe-hee-hee! Well, well, if it isn't my least favorite plumber in yellow! Looks like you made your way into another tournament through a technicality! I don't have any intentions of bringing chaos to /co/ (well, not yet anyway...), but I know another clown in the mood for that! Oh, Joker! Mind taking out the trash? And by trash, I of course mean Wario! HAHAHAHAHA!
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MERASMUS hopes that you mortals vote for him this time... Please do, I don't have much to do until October and I'm quite bored.
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Step aside and leave this to the true bad guy in town! You will vote for my campaign or be crushed by it!
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>>56480
Oh, it's you, Maleficent. Sorry, yer royal darkness, but I gots ta-- Hmm! Actually, sure ding, Maleficent! Ta vict'ery!
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>>56486
lets make this truce official
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i made appearance in this round
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>>56494
ok bro
[TOGETHER WE ARE: THE GOOD SLAIYERS]
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You better vote for Suction Cup Man this time you fucks.
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Why he is so bald, /tnt/?
No.56500
Anonymous
Replies:>>56515
>>56474
Statler and Waldorf are my favorites in this tournament so far
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>>56204
Why aren't you using this image for Jake?
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>>56478
I'M NOT JOBBING IN THESE QUALIFIERS I'M-A GONNA WIN
>>56489
I see the party clown has shown up, did you bring that yellow geek with the N on his head too just to laugh at me? well I'd like for both of you to stay and bare witness to my victory
No.56503
Anonymous
Replies:>>56504
>>56501
Because that's not Jake
No.56504
Anonymous
Replies:>>56505
>>56503
Darkseid's image doesn't show Darkseid.
No.56505
Anonymous
Replies:>>56512
>>56504
Darkseid is
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>>56453
Dare thee compare me to yond witch-fornicating degenerate of the pope's? This offends as much as thy implicating me of sodomy. But prattle on with thy serpent wit, minx. 'twill avail thee not on the day of judgement, which may cometh swifter and crueler by mine own hands than the Lord's, may he will it.
>>56459
>>56433
I doth not feareth the dominion of Satan. Nay, t'is mine own life's work to burneth, rip, drowneth, and quarter his agents, damned and loathsome dung of the earth they be. Death is not unfamiliar to me.
Rememb'r, fiend, thy principle thee representeth is but a tool of the Lord and mine own cleansing of this world.
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Be like Skeletor
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>>56448
>I know what it feels like having your strings be pulled in the quest to discover life's private places, even if I don't understand your 'tarded language either.
Now... My journey has concluded.
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>>56502
>did you bring that yellow geek with the N on his head too
Who? Oh, right, that mad scientist! No, he was still sleeping, so I burned his laboratory down to the ground! Don't think he'll be doing research anytime soon! HAHAHAHA! Now, I've got to go now. Hopefully that other joker can do well. Toodles!
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Alright Slinkman, anything going on here?

>Well sir, there are over 300 people in this tournament and most of them are having a bit of a conflict with each other.

Hmm, that doesn't sound like what villains normally do, but I guess winning here won't be hard.

>You should really be careful sir, this isn't really easy with all of these deadly foes; there's even multiple Draculas in here.

Draculas? Since when they have so many Draculas?

>I have no idea. Just reminder sir, this is no ordinary tournament and you-

Blah blah blah, I know Slinkman! I can sure beat these guys and show them who's boss. Now go tell everybody to vote for me, okay?

>Yes sir
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>>56505
...a foolish inferior imitation of my greatness.
No.56514
Anonymous
>>56512
>Thanos debuted in 1973
>Darkseid debuted in 1970
He came before you.
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>>56205
Anyone know a good site or app that can do specifically spray painting effects? I have been working on this for hours longer than I should have been because the site I use keeps crashing or just refusing to let me download the art.
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>>56507
Reminder that Skeletor has insults for every letter of the alphabet
The A-Z of Skeletor's Insultsyoutube thumb
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>>56475

And just what makes a monster made out of bandages like yourself more scarier than a invisible reptile like myself? I scare more kids than you ever do.
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>A chariot, a massive golden chariot, Wilkins rides in with it being pulled by slaves from his Golden el droado coffee bean factory, one falls over
THIS BEAN IS *Drops can* EXPIRED
>The man is killed on sight by a spearman, the parade continues as Wilkins makes his grand entrance
To all those present I give you exclusive golden coffee harvested from the forests of South America, it’s all yours but only if you vote for me! Bad things happen if you don’t vote wilkins, my servants know better.
No.56521
Anonymous
Replies:>>56523
>>56512
>>56514
Darkseid is (the original)
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>>56482
>>56484
>>56485
>>56487
>>56519

A little competition, eh? I love it!

I'm liking this tournament already.
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>>56514
>>56521
Sounds like faked historical records to me. I expected no less of a cheap phony like him. Everyone knows that hack Zack Snyder ripped him off of me for his Justice League movie.
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HOLY SHIT! All these ruthless villains and all of them could be KISSING, FUCKING and IMPREGNATING Android 18 in FRONT of me? Are you telling me I WON'T be able to stop them and I will be FORCED to watch as they all BANG my wife as my entire LIFE FALLS APART in REAL TIME?!?! Well, what can I say except...YABBA DABBA DOOBY-DOO, HERE WE GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vote for Norm! Maybe also Heinz, but more importantly Norm.
Phineas and Ferb - Weaponryyoutube thumb
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POST YOUR MAIN knitting :)
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>>56524
>Eh jafar, I think this “Hero” is the most unhinged person here yet! How ironic!
I’ll solve the issue iago, sigh “Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo"…
>Jafar turns the interloper into a goldfish
That should keep him quiet
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>>56524
And what makes you think I want to be part of your sick fantasies involving your human mate. You humans are simply disgusting.
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>>56524
You dare compare a filthy machine to MY PRINCESS!? The wrath I shall bring to you is not demonstratable in this reality, such is its magnitude!
No.56531
Anonymous
>>56523
When it comes to live action movies Marvel used Thanos before DC used Darkseid, but with everything else, Darkseid came before Thanos.
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Over three hundred contestants for the title of ultimate villain? Naturally, Doom cannot be expected to waste his extremely valuable time on every single one of these failures. If anything, Doom is certain the vast majority of you are not even worthy to breathe the same air as he does. Even my scorn is something that must be earned. Tell me, what makes you worthy of Doom's attention? What have you that Doom doesn't?
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>>56532
>What have you that Doom doesn't?
I have DEEZ NUTS
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>>56532
The Lord God.
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Come on anons, if you want to get your main in, take one of THESE and vote for Nick O'Teen!

One puff and you'll soon be in my grasp!
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>>56532
I have tasted the greatest coffee on the planet and it’s all mine for the industry alone! Will you try this golden el dorado coffee I harvested from sacred grounds?
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>Sitting in his office on the top floor of LexCorp, Lex is on the phone with someone he hired to get him through Nominations
"Yes, I'll see to it that you're adequately paid for your services. Getting nominated early is certainly a sign of good work on your end. I hope to see that work carry through to Qualifiers."
>Lex hangs up the phone and calls Mercy on the intercom
"Mercy, see to it that nothing gets in the way of me qualifying. I can't let Superman or some other fool prevent me from making the bracket."
>After Lex is done talking, he stands up and walks towards the window, gazing out of it.
"Ah, plus4chan, what a site. To think that despite me owning half of the site, with 2/3 of its anons supporting me whether they know it or not, I still might not make it in because of new competition, like that commander in blue or that overgrown milkshake, not to mention Superman's performance in Heroes is certain to work against me. No matter. Qualifying should be a cinch seeing as I have the right men handling the job for me. Once I make it in, however, that might be proven tricky. Opponents could definitely beat me in a physical confrontation, but I have the mental edge over them, plus the influence and status to get away with it."
>He grabs a glass of water, and sips it as he watches other villains fail to get more votes than him.
"Oh yes, this will be an interesting tournament indeed."
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>>56532
A face!

AHAHAHAHA!
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I realized Heathcliff was also using comics for campaigning. So before I call it a night, I leave you with this.
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