/tnt/ - Tournaments & Events

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Bravo! Officer Hopps! You have managed to beat me without using one single of your three wishes available. Speaking of them, I will gladly grant you three wishes right now! Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. That’s it--three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds!

NOW HULK FINALLY SMASH TOY MAN

Greetings, and welcome to the show! For this round, my guest is Puss in Boots! Now, despite his outwardly cute appearance, he's actually supposed to be a fierce warrior. Isn't that something? So, Mr. Boots, tell the good people at home about yourself!

>>53382
>Bastard. What did you do with Rou Fu You back in the qualifier?

One more thing!
While Uncle finally faces vocal opponent who is a devil, you will vote for Uncle to get rid of blind forces of evil!

>>53385
>Hulk smashed puny toy man, now hulk smash other puny toy man

>>53386
I'll have you know this devil only punishes people that deserve it.

But if you keep throwing around accusations like that, I might need a lawyer. I think I know exactly who may take my case.

That's right, I'm talking about a famous attorney Harvey Birdman.

>>53380
>>53385
Sure man, you can borrow 'em. I can usually loot a new one out of a chest or off a bandit or something anyway. Just try not to get possessed or haunted or molested by demons. Think fast!

>>53388
>I've been seeing you far off in the distance earlier in this tournament. You may be tough, but even so... I've got to have at least one blade fit for you!
>...But FIRST! We'll have to test if it's really necessary to use them. After all, I don't want anyone stealing them. Tch.
【MAD】《Thunderbolt Fantasy 西幽玹歌》主題曲「Crescent Cutlass」

>>53389
Well, hate to tell you this, Mr. Devil, but I'm out of the running...
Still, I'll take the case!
I really wasn't expecting Harvey to lose but I guess you just can't beat the classics.

We are now in the fourth round of the tournament, folks! The eight winners of this match will be the ones to make it into the Elite 8. It is on you to decide who of these sixteen contestants will be the ones to be crowned the Elite of the Heroes, and the ones who will lose one step away from glory!

First of all: Optimus Prime is really cool! I loved toys that could transform as a kid! I think those helped give me a love for engineering and weaponry, which lead me to create my beauty Crescent Rose! You're so cool that I don't even know if I want to fight you or perform maintenance on you... What the hell, let's do both!

>>53390
>I'm in your debt, kid! I'll do my best. These tools aren't supposed to be lying about for just anyone to pick up.

>Finn
>Tintin
>Tulip
>The deal is done and you have stepped into the house. The results aren't pleasing at all. Definitely not. Truly you're a bunch of naughty children, wandering around mindlessly and losing. I will have to punish you all for being such misbehaved little bunnies.

>Don’t worry, you won’t feel a thing and you’ll get to be with us. Wouldn’t you like that, my little bunnies?

What are you doing here?

>>53396
No problem. Good luck against that green guy. Don't know what his deal is, but he's always PO'd about somethin. Looks tough too. Maybe even tougher than Godzilla! If he gives you trouble, just lie down and be as LEGO-like as possible. Worked for me!

>>53397
>I'm sad about Kuzco
Don't sweat it, honey. I'll be back for Mr. /co/. Besides, I got a new bodyguard this tournament, and I still have my credit card. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a pool over at Kuzcotopia calling my name.
Glad you liked his stuff. I'll try and push for him again in Mr. /co/ and maybe /cov/ if I can find a good teammate for him.

So, I hear's ye a strongm'n yerself overseas!

>>53402
BRING BACK DOUBLE D

>>53402

No seriously, who is this?

He's getting more children than we do around here.

>>53397
There’s a reason why I’m on and off, and I’m just done making improvements in my combat trousers! Whatever his propane propaganda is all about it doesn’t effect the slightest in my head. Now duel!

>>53402
Bonjour mademoiselle. We've noticed some missing kids and people in the area. Can we come in?

Guess I'm facing someone that ain't a sleeper now, or at least that's not what I'm hoping for. So, Mr. Wallace, I hear you too were accused by that Neutron boy of possessing such vile garbage, it's a shame that Mr. Birdman was too busy taking my case. But since Neutron was confirmed to be a liar, I'm willing to bet that you're innocent like me.
I hear you're a pretty nifty inventor from where you come from, but the only inventions I need are the ones of the propane and propane accessories variety. You never need more than that, I tell you what.

>>53413

I like Superman but in the back of my mind I kinda hope Scoob wins because the idea of him being so uneventful & dull as dishwater that it allows him to sneak under everyone's radar for 5 whole rounds is immensely funny

>>53374
RIP rat
here's hoping Wallace makes the finals

>>53424
I agree! The idea of a mere animal persisting despite the best efforts of someone so powerful is entertaining in and of itelf. Mhm. I can only imagine the amusement if it turned into a real victory.
>Estoy de acuerdo, enigmático vendaval. Un puto perro ganando al superhéroe más divino de la ficción sería divertidísimo.

>>53384

Hola señor Fantasma, so you want to hear the story of my life, I see? Well, here we go.

As a small kitten, I was born without a family, all alone in the middle of the nowhere. Luckily, I ended up into the doorsteps of a caring woman named Imelda who took good care of me in her orphanage along with the other children. It is there, I experienced my first act of heroism: saving a new friend of mine from horrible bullies who wished to bring harm to him.

As years passed by, I have became well respected in the village for saving the innocent lives of many people who lived there and was rewarded with a pair of boots that you can see right now; they're are a symbol of heroic actions.

Unfortunately due to a devastating event, I have became an outlaw instead. I have spent the rest of my days trying to clear my name and even after regaining respect from my people, I have no choice but to leave the village behind in search of a better place to live.

And that's how, I have became what I am today.

>>53424
Scoob way be asleep but that's no reason to call him dull

>>53427
I'm sorry, did you say you were an outlaw? You wouldn't happen to be the one who made this post >>53424, would you? I mean, that sounds like something an outlaw would do, after all.

>>53404
You can keep that bodyguard, for only I must guard my body with some sweet sticky sermonic Incan-tations that I've picked up along the way during my quest to excrete that 'puter to where you reside. Besides, polygonal pussy really ruts your nuts, all you could do is [TASTE THE PAIN].

>>53414
You have my support, Mr. Hill.
I might try writefagging for Hank now that Harvey is out. Obviously KOTH is a lot more down-to-earth than HB, but it would be fun.

>>53435
Well, you've certainly got an interesting way of talking. Tell you what, you take a visit to the sauna in Kuzcotopia, and see how much calmer you are after that, what do ya say?

>>53437
Ooh, nice!

>>53434
Anon, I hate to tell you this, but... Judy Hopps died recently. She was found with a giant hole in her stomach with Halloween candies and pumpkins shoved inside the open wound. It looks like that weird rabbit freak will be on the loose for some time now.

>>53436
Much obliged, Mr. Birdman.

>Ladies and gentlemen, I have the unfortunate responsibility to let everyone know that Batman has been murdered with propane by Hank Hill, here tonight
>That's right, JR! I've heard batfood is available on Africa, Hank should go there
>*wheezes*

>>53431

No, that's not me...that might as well be a troublemaker.

In the eyes of the law, I have continued to be seen as a outlaw despite the heroic acts I have committed.

>>53442
LETS GET CRACKING HANK. Show me the skill you used in your tournament history. I’m prepared more than the royal guards busting an intruder

>>53443
Anon... Nick was found right beside her with a bag of Arby's. He's gone too.
>>53445
Mr. Boots, will you pour one out for the loss of two brave individuals tonight?

>OH RIGHT Ladies and gentlemen, I also have the unfortunate responsibility to let everyone know that Hal Jordan was arrested and sentenced to death thanks to Harvey Birdman, here yesterday
>Well damn I guess Hal prove beating children don't help you beat the law, do they stupid?
>*wheezes*

>>53444
I wonder who could be behind Batman losing.

>>53446
Now I don't understand why you'd need metal pants to get far in this tourney. Those pants ain't right! But I've got tons of tools at my disposal that don't malfunction on me when I use 'em. I've got my trusty lawnmower, some WD-40, propane and propane accessories, and I've even got a hammer. There's plenty of more skills that I have too, I tell you what.

>>53374
Batman is out and that child kidnapping bunny is still on the loose
we need a hero to rape that bunny into obedience
we need The Horny Knight

>>53451
That’s where you’re wrong lad. I told the mouse I built a rocket ship in my own garage in a single night, took a trip to the moon and back in less than 24 hours, something NASA could only dream if they had the capabilities and intelligence I have. And I didn’t always need those pants, I specifically needed them to fight YOU for your own smashing reputation, you took out a shapeshifting master of darkness two years ago after all, and my pants are capable in the same way. Let us face each other like gentleman but don’t push me to my limit pal

>>53455

>>53453
I'm sorry, but not even I would get near that thing. There's crazy, and then there's whatever the hell the child-killing rabbit is. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to prepare for /cov/. Can't have Wright hogging all the glory.

>>53447
Nope, I'm alive. The evidence is that I'm going to McDonald's right now. Anyone wants something?

>>53454
Now you listen here, mister. Even though I live in the real world where real men sell propane and propane accessories, you're not the only one who's gone to space before! I may not build a contraption like your homemade rocketship, but I've provided Mr. Surfer with propane as an alternative energy source to that board of his. It was through his recommendation that I was able to expand the Strickland Propane company galaxywide by providing the cosmos with all their propane needs. I've been through here and there throughout the entire universe for my business needs and you couldn't even go to the gotdang store!

>>53461
So you’re the type that would choose processed cheese over Wensleydale…so be it then…HEEEEEEEEE

>>53455
>>53456
If he got in that one, I'd stream Kickassia for us to watch.

>>53463
What does cheese got to do with anything? If you're trying to change the subject, no one makes cheese like the Americans, I tell you what!

>>53465
>No one makes cheese like the Americans
>No one makes cheese like the Americans
>No one makes (PROCESSED CHEESE) like the Americans
Cor blimey, you are not worth saving.

>>53434
>>53439
>>53458
>Oh I can confirm my hands are clean, gentlemen. I haven't seen that police officer..... Since last night.

In all seriousness, I think her poster must be just busy in real life

>>53469
I'm not so sure about that given your history with children in this tournament, but since you're here, tell me: what do you think of orange roughy pizza?
I know, I'm just funposting.

>>53468
Furthermore, we put a man on that same moon where you got your cheese, way before you even built that gotdang rocket! So any cheese you got there was stamped with an American flag fair and square!

>>53471
HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME CHEESE
"Palpatine vs Yoda" But Palpatine Is Wallace (Except yoda is replaced by hank and his propane keyblade)

>>53472
Your space fantasies aren't going to work on me, boy! This is the real world we're talking about here!

>>53473
That was the power of my mechanical trousers, I bounded across the stadium like it was nothing, and me lighting gloves, particle reflective hood, don’t know where the saber came from I just found it near a trash can by pinewood studios. And you’re still not convinced after I nearly kicked your arse? Haha

>>53474
You didn't kick any gotdang thing! You couldn't even lay a damn finger on me!

>>53475
Must be me ego going off again, it’s no wonder you made it to the finals. But this ain’t over

>>53381
Thank you genie! I wish for
1. This tournament to be a fair one
2. The winner to be the one that absolutely deserves it
3. I wish you for your freedom
>>53434
>>53439
What? I'm not dead I was just sleeping.
>>53469
You again?





Also I'm voting for Mao Mao

>>53447

I don't think they're as dead as you think.

>>53460
>>53478

>>53389
One more thing!
You should know that all Uncle did in tournament was battle malicious spirits! Lawyers will not question Uncle's intentions for exorcizing evil spirits by the power of good! I hear you claim to seek peace by punishing those who deserve it, so I will give you peace...
...OF UNCLE FOR MAKING ME DO ALL YOUR DIRTY WORK!

>>53460
>>53478
Ah, ghosts! Not on my watch! You won't trouble this tournament with your weird ghost noises and ectoplasm!

>>53482

>>53478
>spoiler
*blink* You make me proud.

>>53484
Oh hey I'm alive. I guess I got the genie to thank for. Guess the tournament won't be a fair one if one of the contestants is just dead.
Can anyone give me ideas for a Judy and Mao Mao OC? I don't have any ideas.

>>53482
>>53486

Um....hello, is this the guy named Space Coast?

I'm calling to ask you that if you happen to have a pet cat named Brak? People keep telling us to watch him even though we're babysitters, not pet-sitters. He also won't stop calling us through our phone just to sing weird songs from it.

I'm asking you this because he mentions people called "Space Coast" and "Zorak", so I was wondering if you happened to be his owners.

Finally got my hands on that green pedophile. Now I just gotta get that rabbit freak and we're golden. By the way, break a leg Murdock.

Just a reminder if you vote for SHITmus Prime you're voting for a murderer of his own kind:
Sentinel prime begs for mercy

>>53497
Oh dear! That's truly DESPICABLE! How could someone vote for a ruthless mechanical monster like this?

>>53480
What can I say? There's a lot of wrong in the world to fight, more than any one man can handle. But at least I don't spend a whole season collecting artifacts before I actually get to defeat a villain.

...

>>53490
Yes, hi, I'm Space Ghost, host of the very successful talk show Space Ghost Coast to Coast. While I do know Brak, I am not his owner. His owner is that mantis fellow over there, Zorak. Here, I'll give you Zorak's address, and you can return Brak to him whenever you like.

>>53492
>Oi, skull-head. If you could take this giant green disaster with you as well, I'd be quite happy.

(These ratings aren't looking good. How could we get them up?)
I know! Why don't we allow the viewers to call? Dear viewer, be sure to call 1-800-SPACEGHOST for your chance to be on live television! Don't worry, we won't censor you, so say anything you want! Now, who will be the first lucky viewer to call in and become apart of Space Ghost history?

>>53497
That may be megatron but what im seeing is a parallel version of myself that had lost all dignity though the constant battle between us and the decepticon’s. Your deception will not work

>>53497
Megatron you can't fool them by posting the actions of me from another universe, your evil won't ruin this tournament

>>53511
>Moshi moshi. I see you're just sitting out here with this little stage and everything... You see, I'm having a little trouble with this green monster here! Care to help out!?

>>53510
Is he a pedophile or someone who murders innocents? No? Then that's not my problem. Pro tip, I wouldn't make Banner mad if I was you.

>>53514
A big green monster, you say? Sure, I'll help, but only if he comes on set so I can interview him. That should buy you enough time to slip past him into the next round. I'm sure having a big name like him on here would draw a lot of attention to the show and not get us cancelled, so we both benefit with this.

>imagine voting for ruby rose

>>53516
>I assume that means I have to stand here and be interviewed until he comes on over all riled up, then? Better not ask me too important questions, cause there isn't much I want to say about myself.

>>53519
So, tell me, what are your thoughts on Kowloon Walled City?

>>53521
Double the pleasure

>>53512
>>53513
Hey, are we gonna fight or what? No matter who wins, I promise to take a look at your weaponry later and maybe give it a few upgrades.

>>53522
>Kowloon Walled City? I've traveled across a country and a wasteland and never heard the name. Could it be an abandoned town in the wasteland?

>>53517
I wonder who's behind this post...

>>53525
Yeah, I don't know what it is either. I just read whatever I'm given. Moltar! Give me a better question, and one that everyone will understand!
>Ugh, fine, how about this?
Ah, here we go. So tell me, mister, who is the true Darth Vader: David Prowse or James Earl Jones?

>>53527
>I'm assuming these are some kind of rulers around here? If so, the one that doesn't lock himself in the palace. I hate that kind of crap. Now, if you're talking about some kind of stage play, I can't say I know who "Darth Vader" is, but he sounds like a villain.

>>53528
Look, I just work with what I'm given, alright? Moltar, give me another question, and don't make it about pop culture this time!
>What's wrong with pop culture?
Moltar, look who I'm talking to. It's some Taiwanese samurai puppet. Come up with something.
>Alright, how about this one?
Now this is what I'm talking about. Good sir, ninjas or pirates?

>>53529
>Eh? The hell is a ninja? But at the very least you're talking about something ordinary too: Pirates! I haven't traveled much by ship, but given the emperor's just letting his bloodthirsty daughter do as she pleases in the palace I figure they're doing whatever they please back at home.
>Now, stop questioning me with shit I wouldn't know about. How about you tell me about yourself, instead?

>>53529
>>53530
Yeah space ghost you might be in a pickle here, why not give off a bit of yourself as he asked?

>>53530
>>53532
Certainly! You see, I am the world famous and world renowned superhero, Space Ghost! Back in the 1960s, I had a wonderful TV show where I traveled across the universe, fighting off bad guys! 30 years later, I started hosting Space Ghost Coast to Coast for the Cartoon Network, a late night talk show where I interviewed celebrities and made myself even more famous! I've done many heroic deeds across my career! I even showed mercy and humbleness to two of my enemies, Zorak and Moltar, and let them work on the show with me! Surely I am the greatest. What do you think, mister... uh... You know, I never got your name.

>>53374
>>53494
>>53495
>Hah, you fiend! Trying to steal my money eh? Not on my watch!
>Sh-Sheriff Mao Mao? That's not a monster... And you can't park here.

>>53531
I'm the Ayin guy from Heroes, and I'm here.
Probably not for much longer tho

>>53531
Definitely a few of them, but I don't think all of them are.

>>53534
Haha I slayed that monster that just ate my money! I really needed that. To reward me for my efforts and sacrifices, please vote for me.
>>53536
Haha what? I'm totally not in any doujin at all! I don't know what a doujin even is...

>>53539
Sheriff! That was a parking meter! You have to pay so you can park here...

>>53541
Oh... Well it doesn't matter! Heroes shouldn't pay just to park their vehicles. Think of it like a special discount, for heroes.

>>53542
*sigh*... Okay fine. I'll let you off just this once. You're lucky I respect you and what you do. Don't do that again.

>>53533

Sorry to interrupt, but do you mind if I perform a little dance number for your show?

Diablo Rojo (Puss in Boots)

>>53543
Thank you Judy. After what I've been through and knowing what I know now, I also respect you for what you do. Even though you don't slay giant monsters like me, I can see how you're also a hero in your own way.

>>53546
Wow, thanks Mao Mao. I really appreciate that. Well, may the best law enforcer win!

>>53541
What are you doing here? I blasted you a while back with my anti-ghost beam! Oh, wait a minute, that was my smell ray. What smell did you get out of it?
>>53545
Yes I do mind. I'm in the middle of talking about how great my show is! Did you know that thanks to my show, it paved the way for Cartoon Network originals? Thanks to my show bringing in a ton of new viewers for the network, it kicked off Cartoon Network Studios that gave us such classic shows as Johnny Bravo and The Powerpuff Girls! Now, I'm still waiting for all of those creators to pay me royalties for kickstarting their careers, but I haven't gotten a penny yet! Unbelievable! I'm not such a bad guy, right, Moltar and Zorak?

>>53548
You only just now noticed me? I've been here for awhile now... It didn't smell too bad if I'm honest. Smells like freshly cut grass and... Mantises.

>>53374
Betsu Ten Guy
>You're tough, and you regenerate quickly.
>A sword that cannot be deflected, and a Sword of the Night that saps your powers! Those are what you are best matched with, green oaf!
Fixed a small mistake. Now, I'll have to phonepost the rest of the evening.

>>53549
You have? You must've used your ghost powers to sneak out of range of my senses! How evil of you! But no matter. I still have my six-foot party sub to keep me company at least. You want a bite? Too bad. Go to Randy and get your own.

>>53533
>You can call me Shou Fu Kan. I don't think this place has any connection to where I came from, so I should be safe to tell you that without some crazy insect people jumping me. I'm just trying to find a place to throw away my swords, but there ain't many places that are safe. ...You went to space, you say? I had to use the one sword that could take someone there, doesn't seem like a hospital place. No no.

>>53552
Oh it's okay, I'm not hungry.

>>53553
>what kinda animal does that?
Some moron named Brak does that. At least he's out of my hair.
>>53554
Why not leave your swords here on the set? We'll take good care of them, don't you worry.

>>53558
>I appreciate the offer, but the point is to be able to use them in case another demon invasion occurs. If I leave them here, I'm afraid they'll go up in smoke when I leave this place.

>>53555
Hello Scoob

>>53555
Ya finally expos' yerself 'ere! it's no wonder ya gots far in yer battlesk!

...

I have an idea for how to celebrate the less than five hours we have left in this round: a joke contest! Send in your best jokes before the round is over for a chance to win 500 dollars, or whatever currency you use! Hell, we'll even pay in an obscure cryptocurrency that only some /biz/head would know if you want us to! Act fast, as this contest is over once the round is over!