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>>52396

With your forces halved, you heroes stand no chance against my crew of riggers.

HULK SMASH LAZY CAT

MY MONARCHY I FAILED YOU

Greetings, and welcome to round 2! My guest for this round is Numbah One! How exciting!
(Zorak, please be nice to him. I'm fairly certain he has leukemia.)
Now, Numbah One, why don't you tell the audience a bit about yourself and why you're here on the show tonight. It'll help break the ice.

Now that my innocence has been proven by Mr. Birdman, I can finally move on to round 2 and-
Got dangit, it had to be that dog again. I hope to God this won't be like 2019, and he's yet another lazy sleepyhead.

Guess what Rigby? I'm still standing!

Looks like the guy can't even fight at all; my god, he's so pathetic.

now loading:
kids next door mission

operation:
t.a.l.k.s.h.o.

>take
>annoying
>late-night
>kable
>show
>host
>off-air

>Looks like I've been stepping in some tall grass... This thing is blue though. Get off me, you little tick!

you're losing here Birdman, I need to continue on to fight kids

A worthy opponent is next, the tree is mightier than the sword(Thanks KK)

WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!

So, anyone know what that girl I'm up against is holding? We don't have anything like it lying around the palace, at least, not that I'm aware of.

Now, everyone! The crowd's thinned quite a bit!

My name is Kichou, and I am a wandering jester! Tell me more of your tales of heroism, so I may pass them onto the people!

Go on, now's your chance to shine!

>>52424
Pop culture osmosis already knows my heroic acts of fame

>>52414

The joke's on you Mordecai. I'm also right here!

That cheese dude can barely even hurt me even with all of that fake muscles he's got.

>>52408

I'm so sorry about your loss man, maybe you should stop wasting all of your dollars on cheap inflatable arms and go hit the gym.

>“Aww, I'm done after just one round.”
>“It’s okay, Luz. You tried your best.”
>“You moved on…”
>“…yes. It was because you pushed me to my best.”
>“And my best just wasn’t good enough...”
>“Luz, don’t beat yourself up. You conquered tougher than this. And you learn a lot losing, it makes you come back stronger.”
>“Yeah… true! and I had fun! That matters right?”
>“Right!”
>“And I can still finish the book!”
>“…”
>“What?”
>“To save you the trouble, Luz, I don’t think anyone here was actually reading it.”
>“oh…”
>“Just relax for now. You got ms. and /aco/ to prepare for.”
>“/aco/? What’s that one?”
>“I’ll... tell you when we get there.”

Wallace, what a fascinating fellow, hahahah!

>>52419
I see, a child sex trafficker! That Neutron boy may have accused the wrong person, but he was right about there being something shady like that happening in this tournament!

>>52427
Well, before I have my pep talk with Jimbo over his loss, I might as well repeat what I said in the last round. I helped JimJam save Earth from being destroyed by helping him out on Intergalactic Showdown, the Malvexian Galaxy's most popular game show! I happened to be Jimbo's lifeline for the final question, which was: "How many evil twins were hatched from Dakota's birth sac on the popular daytime drama Andromeda 90210?" I explained that there WAS no answer. It was impossible to answer the question because Dakota's evil twin wasn't hatched-- she was cloned by Dr. Malvac's jealous wife's ex-husband's former love child! Duh! Earth was spared and we won a cool honkin' space car! Oh, and then we had to save the other planets, but we won a space car!

As I said before, there are still plenty of quackin' crazy accomplishments I've made over the years, but that would take weeks to tell!

>The so-called Dragon Warrior lost to a little kid wielding a plastic sword
How pathetic

>>52422
Da choice is easy! Dis rabbit woz forgott'n cuz he's didn't eats his spinach!

>>52427
I'm strong to the finish, 'cuz I eats me spinach!

>>52432
Cheers lad, you did well to gromit but now I gotta keep up the pace, some fellow is playing some real nasty music and it’s hurting my ears, playing like a munster.

>>52409
here you are Pedo Ghost, I heard you like cheese pizza so have a taste of my Cheese Ray
>>52415
1 you have the Pedo Detector now, see who's above you

Mmm, that guy's soul sure tasted sweet!

Just kidding, there he is in the loser's corner. Oh, what's that? ANOTHER up-and-coming teenage hero? Haha, it's like you guys actually want to get eaten by me or something. Well, at least this little girl's got style.

>>52417
>Oi, tick. If you aren't getting off, I'm going to have get rough with my chi. Last warning.

>>52439
Absolutely Mr. Wallace, Gromit's performance is worth of applause. It's only a little unfortunate he couldn't come up with a good wish to defeat me.

>Asterix and Obelix on their way to fight absolutely nobody again this round

Well, that match was a piece of cake. I wonder who's next- A rabbit cop?! QUICK, SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
...you're not here to arrest me for defeating a sloth, are you?

>>52409
Leader of Sector V of the Kids Next Door, adult tyranny, blah blah blah and I'm here on this show because the adults-that-be are conspiring to eliminate all children from this competition! It's just me, two out of three Powerpuffs, and Charlie Brown! So I'm here to purge the adult menace and finally put an END to adult swim. That includes you, Space Adult.

>>52440
>1 you have the Pedo Detector now, see who's above you
Thanks for the continued anonymous tips, Jimmy Neutron. I'll add that vile adult bird to the list.

>>52427

I'm a heroic warrior that saved the innocent lives of people from various dangers that come forth into my village and seeks to destroy it; I have been deeply admired for my bravery and strength.

I may be pequeño for a hero, but I have fearlessly fought many opponent twice my size; some have even feared me for my reputation. My hat and boots are a symbol of my courageous deeds.

>The basement is locked. The taxidermy is over.... For now. The small hours inside that room were rent with screams of nightmare, followed by an abrupt silence that filled the air... The clock is ticking and I wait anxious for the next results...

>>52449
Yeah, and a vigilante

I heard that silence struck again. Should I lend my help with a stream?

>>52436
>>52456
>An arsenal of cursed swords, huh? Normally, this would not be my business, but... it's best not to leave something that dangerous lying around. Do you know where I can find them?

>>52451
never wake up a sleeping Samurai or he'll kill you, and definitely never wake one up that lost 3 tournaments after nearly winning in the first

>>52449
Hey, mr. Puss in Boots. I just wanted to say that was a good dance battle. Did you know I met this wolf guy who says he knows you, must be a friend. He screamed angrily at me and sent me to a realm filled of tortures souls or something. That wolf person was certainly enraged and sad so I knew what I needed to do and I sang him the song that never ends, it's Zorak's favourite. It worked, we became friends and now I am back home, pretty cool huh?

>>52445

That was a great match we did there, Asterix.

Chudd thought he was so smart defending B last thread. He had to go. I might have said that this was the tournament to right the wrongs of Ms. /co/ to an Infinity Train waifufag or two... or 40. Unfortunately, I can't use them again after another Total Drama character managed to beat Lake, but I hear the Spielberg Cartoons fans have been uppity since the Animaniacs reboot. You're out next, Beverly.

>>52427
I'm Superman

>>52441
Oh my gosh! My first real opponent! Finally! You look so cool! You are like a vampire human demon thing with a guitar that doubles as an axe, right? Don't tell me it's also a gun! And you can fly and become invisible and turn into all sorts of stuff and raise the undead and regenerate??? Let's fight let's fight let's fight let's fight let's fight let's fight let's fight LET'S FIGHT!!!!

So, Major Grom, I take it you're a quiet one. Or more likely asleep. Fine by me. After facing the critic I can take a rest.
>>52427
Master witch at your service. I assist the day to day duties of my father's technomancy company. I also sort of helped save the Boiling Isles.

>>52461
>must be a friend
NO I am NOT you MORON. You failed to deliver me his soul so I took your pathetic life instead!
>That wolf person was certainly enraged and sad
I'm FURIOUS because that song was ATROCIOUS
>It worked, we became friends and now I am back home
Because I realized keeping you there was a fate worse than death, FOR ME! So I brought you back here where you can keep being a dumbass to anyone!

>>52454

Wrong amigo, the correct word is FEARLESS HERO!

Fearless Hero (Hero Version)

>>52461
*blink* It's not even close to being my favourite.

>>52467
>That's all fine and dandy until something goes wrong and the swords kill people they are not supposed to. Does he really have a handle on them, or are they a thorn in his side as much as they are a tool? ...Thinking about it, we might be a bit alike.

>>52468
>>52471
This is fantastic! My two best friends are here, now we can all listen to it together! Ahem:

This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on, my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll just keep on singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on, my friends!

>>52473
*blink* Kill me

>>52440
Cheese pizza? That's too basic. Orange roughie pizza is my favorite.
>>52448
I see, and what's so wrong with adult swim? They've produced some great shows over the years like The Venture Bros. Of course, nothing adult swim or Cartoon Network have produced can even compare to my amazing show, but still, they're decent.
>>52468
Have fun with him, you stupid wolf. I know I didn't.

>>52429

Whatever man, I'm still going and my next opponent will be a giant robot that looks big enough to carry cars around....

Alright, Jimbo, I know it probably pains you to see that you've lost in round 1 right off the gate. But lemme tell ya, that Nigel Uno kid is on fire lately! There's nothing more cathartic to see kids fighting back for their freedom against tyrannical adults and hard-working, duck-loving, pie-eating used car salesmen alike! Oh, wait, forget I said that last part. Rest assured, JimJam, your loss won't be in vain. Nigel, too, is trying to expose these creeps that have been popping out of the woodwork lately, and of course, you have me trying to avenge you.

Anyway, a lot of these round 1 match-ups were just simply QUACKIN' CRAZY! There were about six rounds that had someone win by just ONE VOTE! Let's talk about some of them: Max Goof had some crazy dance moves until Hal Jordan started getting creepy around him. Match 28 had Kappa Mikey become absolutely silent and could've won the round if it weren't for Marceline gaining the upper hand! Bugs Bunny is one of the most beloved cartoon characters of all time, and yet he got stomped by a sleeping putty-tat! And worst of all... in Match 59.... DUCK GUY LOST BY ONE VOTE!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN, JIMBO?!?! I knew that sparky rat was onto something, and he was not alone in this! There's definitely something running amok, Jimbo, and everyone getting all sleepy is just too good to be a coincidence! Yet, I intend to get to the bottom of this, or my name isn't Hugh Neutron, every cheater's greatest fear! Donut Boy works in this case too.

Anyway, I'm off to face the sleeping samurai! I hope I'm able to find him! .....or I could be burnt duck this round, oh dear....

>>52476

.....Wait wait wait, WTF?!

How am I supposed to beat that thing?

>>52475
well get cheese'd

>>52479

>>52480

>>52473
>>52475
No, no. I brought him back, now he is your problem. I'm off to see what the spider guy can offer.

>>52469
You know, I heard B always did think Tiny Toons was better than Animaniacs? You don't think he could have done something to the Warners Brothers and the Warner Sister, do you? Just something to think about.

>>52481
woah sorry Mr Zorak I tried to shoot that space ghost not you

>>52485
*blink* End my suffering. Throw me to the Danger Mouse.

>>52465
>Oh my gosh! My first real opponent!

>>52480
>>52481
Thanks kid! It's always funny seeing Zorak suffer.
>>52482
I'm not so sure about that. Why don't we ask him who he wants to be with? Brak, would you rather stay with me and hear me talk about adult things with no TV, or go with the wolf guy who will take you to Disneyland and let you stay up past your bedtime?

>>52490
It's a truly unfortunate thing, isn't it? I wonder who could've done it.

>>52478

Ohhhhhh, looks like you won't be moving to the next round this time around.

Anyways, my next opponent is gonna be a super-strong superhero with superpowers who can destroy things with just one punch.....

>>52490
Well, there was that pizza party most of the qualified had when the bracket got announced. Though my pies were just fine!

>>52492

........AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I can't beat this guy, what the hell is wrong with this tournament?

>>52465
Ha! I miss when Finn had that much enthusiasm. Alright, show me what you're made of. Spoiler alert: it's blood and guts, and you may be seeing them splattered on the ground real soon. Let's get rolling!

>>52427
Ok ok check this out: I was once near a baby that was crying super loudly and annoying the hell out of me. And I really, really wanted to kick him with all my strength and send him flying into the stratosphere. But then, at the last second, I decided against it and stopped myself! Pretty heroic, huh? No need for applause.

>>52493
Oh FUCK

>>52488
DISNEYLAND?! OH MY GOD, YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND EVER, MR. WOLF!

>>52396
I'm no professional but I can say for sure the Genie is on round 2, baby!

>>52493
My orange roughie pizza was perfectly fine too. Someone must've injected sleeping gas into the pepperoni pizzas! Quickly, to the creek!

>>52493
>>52501
Couldn't be me! None of the pizzas that were given had anchovies.

>>52488
>>52499
That's it Ghostal, you're officially on my top list along with that Gato!

>>52475
"All kids out of the pool", Mr. Space Man. The message is clear: kids are not welcome. It's not just a block on a channel or at the local pool. It's an attack on all kid-kind. The right of every kid to stay up past their bedtime and watch cartoons made for them has been ROBBED from us!

And now it's not even just bedtime! Adult swim has started earlier and earlier since its inception. Now at 7pm on the dot I'm subjected to your fellow adult miscreant Mr. Hill in place of anything for kids! Adults already have so many places just for them, but they always want more! These tournaments have become adult swim! Nothing but adults winning and good kids being tossed aside like trash! Toph, tossed aside like trash! Hilda, tossed aside like trash! NO MORE! Adult swim is a sick idea I'm here to tear down, and it starts with you, Space Man! Adult swim starts with you!

Space Ghost!
Infractions!
Destruction of kid programming! Possession of kid unfriendly material! Lousy hosting!

Also, I'd like a seat at least 1,000 feet away from yours. Thanks.

>>52316
Oh, by the way, Mr. Birdman, I don't think I'm legally allowed to drink. Either way, just wanted to say that I'll be busy fighting Marceline so don't expect me to do much paperwork this round! Sorry! Good luck against Green Lantern!

The hammer of justice never stops, clown. Even if I'm out, I'll get you next time.

>>52493
I wonder who made those pizzas

>>52507
Not an issue. Mr. Jordan's crimes are so plentiful that I'm surprised he hasn't been given a sentence yet. Take a Tab soda with you for your fight. It'll keep you refreshed.

That wimp pissed me off, so I beat the crap out of him. Who's next for a dose of epic ass-kicking?

>>52513
nobody can kill me, I have too much Willpower

>>52514
HOLY SHIT A GIANT ROBOT PLEASE BE GENTLE

>>52516
do you play basketball blue bird?

>>52516
I will defeat him for you as long as you join my team.

>>52509
I'm going to bed myself here seeing as my opponent already fell asleep before the tournament even began. Maybe I need to get my theme song guy to give her a wake-up call, but I'm feeling a bit devious today, so I won't do that.
I wasn't expecting Kuzco to win by that much, like wow. I'm happy that my campaigning has done something for him though.

>>52518
not so fast

>>52520
W-What's happening? Why aren't my powers working?! Wait, no don't tell me....

>>52483
Well, the dog has been sleeping since the tournament started so I hope you're not getting funny ideas about voting for the quiet one. Especially after a lot of sleepers made it to round 2.
>>52493
I didn't have pizza when I found out about my qualification, I tell you what. I just grilled myself a nice steak using a propane grill, hence my activity.
>>52505
Got dangit, why do kids want to keep staying up late? If they don't watch it, they're going to end up like Jason Adderly's boy.

>>52520
>A wooden colossus? Is it using chi to strengthen itself, like I do with my bokken too?

Now that's what I called a success; that plastic boy wasn't even that hard to defeat. Now that I'm here at the second round, it's time to show these losers who is the better fighter around.

So it looks like my next opponent is a rat wearing red pants. Ha, he also doesn't so tough.

>Uh Phoney, that rat is a mouse. Second of all, he is the head of a HUGE multi-dollar company that has been going huge in the past 100 years.

Yeah and so?

>So, he obviously knows shit about cartoons and stuff, including comics. He could probably destroy you in seconds.

Oh please, everybody knows I'm the one who's the rich guy around here and his giant company won't save him for this match.

>You're...not listening to me, are you?

Of course I'm not Fone, you're just a huge distraction. Now get out!

>>52521
M-my powers!.... They are gone! Without my powers, I am nothing. You have taken it away from me... I am completely defenseless...

>>52517

Yeah Mordecai, do you wanna basketball with him, or are you a big chicken like that Texas chicken guy who lost at the previous round?

>>52529

Real funny man, can wait to see if you can even survive long enough against that super-powered man; I bet you'll be crying afterwards.

>>52520
>>52521
>>52527
>Meanwhile millions of miles away on planet cybertron, megatron watches the tournament on his screen monitor in all of its glory
How savage prime, this just makes me have an idea on the upcoming villains tournament that’ll make me number one!

>>52505
Uh, you do realize that my show also kicked off Cartoon Network's original shows, right. Your show wouldn't exist without mine. Besides, there's other things you can do instead of watch TV. You can read a book, listen to music, draw a picture, play video games, all sorts of things instead of watch cartoons.
>>52522
>I just grilled myself a nice steak using a propane grill, hence my activity.
A steak, huh. Got any leftovers?

Spiderman is friend of the strongest warriors, what are Puss' chances?

>>52532
Well, there's some still left by the grill if everyone else hasn't gotten to it already.

>>52535
punchies? sure I'll start

>>52536
This isn't you, you don't hurt animals, Superman!

>>52537
that's correct, I'll stop my punch near the end so the shockwave that will come afterwards will scare the raccoon into giving up so I won't have to hurt the guy

>>52532
>Uh, you do realize that my show also kicked off Cartoon Network's original shows, right. Your show wouldn't exist without mine.
I see it the same way I see my dad. I know he's where I come from, and he can be pretty cool... sometimes. But he's still an adult. It's in his nature to be lame and make me do chores and practice the tuba. Adults dominate anything they're a part of. It's why I must win this. FOR KIDS!

On that note, my dad could totally take your dad in a fight.

>>52396
Mung Daal: That nap really hit the spot. I'm ready for Heroes of /co/! The ladies... will... love me.
Chowder: Uh, Mung.
Mung Daal: Not now, Chowder. The tournament is about to start. I will make you proud with an easy deep elite eight run. The competition should be much easier to face on a smaller board. Now let's see. My first opponent is B. B? More like F!
Truffles Daal: Honey...
Mung Daal: Yes, surgar-plum!
Truffles Daal: HEROES OF /CO/ ROUND 1 IS ALREADY OVER! YOU LOST IN AN OVER 60% BLOWOUT FOR SLEEPING INSTEAD OF CAMPAIGNING!
Mung Daal: But, but what if that was my campaign? People love to joke about sleepy-
>video
Chowder: ... I wonder what B's voice sounds like.
Shnitzel: Radda radda radda radda radda radda radda.
Chowder: What do you mean it's just 4000 Series Hollywood Sound Effects Library "Cartoon Yell - Falling Yell Male Human 03"?

I love Mung and had he not been up against my main in Round 1, I might have done something for him specifically. The B vs. Freakazoid OC will probably come tomorrow. It will be a drawing.

Hoo-hoo! Ha-ha-ha-haaa! Bleagh! Radda-raddle!

>Chirp-chip, akakakakak!

I'm honestly not sure CB's gonna make it. He has a chance with Batman, but his next opponent would either be Hank or Courage...yikes...

I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO The QUEStION FUCKJK FUICIOJWFecpfrjgtuogetnagiottne4 okhnwtabht WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAI'M SO MAD I COULD CUM

>>52542
HIS NAME ISN'T DEATH?
FUCK OFF.F UCK OFF. I'M KILLING ALL OF YOU, NO SURVIVORS

>>52544
KILL KILL KILL KILL

>>52493

I hope you're all not thinking of blaming us for the pizzas because we're not malicious people.

>>52541
funnily enough Kite-Man is called Charles Brown and Batman has fought him a bunch

>>52539
>On that note, my dad could totally take your dad in a fight.
Nuh uh. My dad could beat your dad up. My dad is strong, and he's a superhero, and he works for Nintendo. He even told me that Wawario and Chowser are gonna be in Super Mario Bros. Wonder. Can your dad tell you stuff like that?

>Jack and Captain America are still in the game

One more thing!
Wise-cracking meerkat is no match for Uncle, do the right thing and vote for Uncle! Always remember that magic must defeat magic!

>>52550
Wh-What? No, that can't be! Pops wouldn't lie to me!
>>52551
What's so bad about Wawario? Sure, he's more evil than Wario, but he's a fun villain, same with Chowser and Baluigi.

>>52468
>>52504
>can't even kill one single cat
>meanwhile all I need to do is to touch my victims and they're instantly reduced to a bloody mess
Learn your place, lower reaper.

>>52466
I’m a busy man weird pink haired child and don’t have the youthful free time hooligans like yourself like to abuse, plus fighting off cowboys is exhausting.

>>52555
leave now or do you want me to use more of my villain repellent

>>52558
There's always another option to deal with criminals

>>52555
AHEM!

Try if you will, but none of your fetishes are going to work on me.

>>52549
>>52554
My dad was a secret agent. Your dad is a liar liar pants on fire and he's old and dying of butt disease which makes it easier for my dad to kick!

>>52557
Only one of us can be Numbuh 1.

>>52557
Obviously you vote for me. I mean, why would you want some kid in to go further over the great and heroic Space Ghost? That kid didn't even have Adam West on his show!

>Godzilla still in

Huh, didn’t expect that. Anyways

GO GO GODZILLA

>>52559
Gordon I've already told you I'm not doing that, and besides I'm not a furry

>>52493

>>52565
He is heroic at times, don’t know how he’ll handle finn but he’s got this

>>52379
Mr. Knatterton, I've been able to figure out your speech thanks to my PDA, and I'd be happy to hire you to search for that body.
I'll include your guy in the writefagging I have planned for this match since I have an idea involving him. Expect it tomorrow cause I'm tired.

>>52447
No, what sloth? Sorry I haven't been keeping up. There's this creepy guy with a rabbit costume that's just OBSESSED with kids.

>Ladies and gentlemen, I have the unfortunate *snickers* sorry, responsibility to let everyone know that Timmy Turner died in his sleep, here tonight
>Kek that was a fucking based match, JR! Loved when Space Ghost came out and pinned his corpse to make sure the little fucker was dead! Thankfully I've heard this guy wearing a weird rabbit costume is taking care to deliver him to the hospital
>*wheezes*

Everybody quick, who's the best rich guy around here, me or that rat?

>For the last time, he's a mouse.

Quiet!

>>52573
Gosh, skeletons! I gotta find a way to outsmart this fella fast

>>52572
Uh, hello? I'm alive? And away from those creeps Space Ghost and Freaky Bunny Guy?
Man, I should've known my sleeping plan might not've been the greatest idea. But it was either that or wishing for a gun.

>>52573
>having money comparisons with a poor mouse
for shame

>>52577

>>52574

Who the hell are you calling a skeleton? I'm a bone!

>>52578

Nice try rat, your attempts to make me feel sorry for you isn't working. I already know your business background, so quit with the lies.

>*Sigh* I'm not going to bother correcting you on that rat part anymore.