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>>51702

Happy round 1 everyone!!
Remember to consider each match up carefully.

>>51699
great to see you again

square up, fools

C: Wow, I actually qualified! I'm not used to being the one participating, so this will be interesting.
E: Good job, little buddy, I knew you could do it!
C: Thank, Earl! Anyway, I think it's time to explain the rules of the tournament!

The tournament consists of seven rounds of where each contestants are matched against each other in 1v1. Each round, half of the contestants get disqualified until only one person is left standing, who will be the one to be crowned "Hero of /co/ 2023"! What do they win, Earl?

E: The only prize is the satisfaction of winning!
C: Oh, sorry, folks! I hope you weren't expecting to get something out of this.
Now it's time to get into the action!.. Of which I can't explain, as what happens between contestants is anything goes! I expect everyone to play fair, of course.

Thunderboltfantasy
>A sheriff? I hope you're not working with the lawmen of Seiyuu.

And now I'm up against the 2nd popular hero? At least Jimmy is helping me out a bit.

>First matchup I ever get in these tournaments and its a woman playing cowboy *sigh*. I hate fighting other lawmen, should be a good brawl at least.

Greetings, earthlings, and welcome to round 1 of Heroes of /co/! My first guest tonight is Timmy Turner! Now, I don't know about you folks, but I hate children, so this is going to be a pretty miserable interview for me. However, I am a fan of Drake Bell, who plays Timmy in the live action Fairly OddParents movies, so maybe this won't be too bad. If you don't know who Drake Bell is, he was the fat kid on Drake and Josh.

So, Timmy, why don't you tell the audience a bit about yourself?

>>51709
Ignore this folks, it's obviously Zorak rigging the bracket against me to make me look bad. I do not have that on my computer, nor do I even know what that is, and you should vote for me anyway.

Now, I'm not looking for trouble, Edd, so let's try something different: The baseball season's about to start, and my team could use some training. How about you get your friends, and we have a baseball game, so we don't have to fight?

I'm better than you are, so I should be the superman!

So, gentlemen, how do we advance the puppet cause?

It's perfect that Harvey is up against a gorilla immediately as it means I can post one of the best episodes of his show:
https://www.adultswim.com/videos/harvey-birdman-attorney-at-law/free-magilla

The monster king knows no bounds
childish puns mean no dice
He is a father of one
yours is on Ice

>>51727
Under normal circumstances I would vote for kermit for he is one of my mains, however as this is a bread for heroes I’d gotta go for spidey this time around

>>51713
As long as you're not here to cause trouble, I think we'll get along just fine.

Muumimetallia 12: Dansu
>Nu får vi ändra lite på hur vi talar... What are you? You remind me of stinky, but you don't look as terrible.

It looks like that Neutron boy is starting things with the Kids Next Door that put me on their "evil adult" list and already accused that Space Ghost guy of that disgusting crime instead of me. Mr. Birdman is still working on clearing my name, but I'm just glad to mostly stay out of that ruckus for round 1.

So, Mr. Hale, how do you like your steak?

Here we go...

Well, this is underwhelming. I'm not gonna fight a completely average normal guy. You wanna go out to get something, Derp?
>>51723
Was this a compliment? Thanks, or screw you if it wasn't.

>>51734
And here he comes

>>51719
Quiet you sick freak!

I see now there's a conspiracy against children in this tournament. I, the most vigilant pursuer of justice against adult tyranny left in the running, have been pitted against one of my few allies and a valuable whistleblower against the disgusting adult perverts in this competition. The adults seek to silence one of us, but I won't let them. Vote for Numbuh 1 to support my crusade!

>>51730
>Glad to hear it. In that case, who may you be? I'm not from around these parts, so I'm not really up to speed with who's what. You know anything?

>>51721
if you do good to others you too can be a Superman

>>51738
You're awake, superman? Do you want to play this game... Mineycrafta? It has these green brix from krypton!

>>51719
(Ugh, I can't believe I'm doing this...)
I'm just your average kid that no one understands, I guess. I definitely don't have fairy godparents with me no matter what my teacher says. Yep, nothing important here!

I's don't haves da time fer yer dancin'! Dis ain't no ballet!

>Hej du, hunden. Varför är ni så skraj? Det är sommar, så det kan ju inte vara för att det är kallt ute.

What, I say what am I gonna do against a former elite eight member? No worry this Chilean guy ain’t as relevant as them chicken hawks.

A: Hey Obelix, we both got in! That's great, ready to do a bit of fighting?
O: Yeah, but I don't know who I'm fighting.
A: Well it says here that you're against "Samurai Jack", have you seen a samurai anywhere?
O: What's a samurai?
A: I don't know. Anyway, you should go find the guy and give him a shake, he might be sleeping or something. I have to go fight some monster, really scary apparently.
O: I want to fight a monster...
A: Win this round and you might face one, good luck!

Hesitant
/hes·​i·​tant/
[ADJECTIVE]
Tentative, unsure, or slow in acting or speaking.
>Ex: Worgirl is hesitant to engage in a battle with the polite mouse Stilton.

Oh c'mon people, I have to fight this little rascal again. I already got my ass handed back at Tag-Team 2022; I'm not sure if I could even do this.

>>51737
while in a different scenario it'd be logical to vote for you Number 1 but in this one where a number of competitors in this tournament have a large amount of illegal content on their computers and I'm the only one capable of exposing them with my invention it'd be more logical to vote for me

>>51739
I'm not from here either. The name's Lucky Luke, fastest gun in the west, but you can just call me Luke. Now, how about you tell me a bit about yourself, friend?

Great an imaginary friend, alright creep come along quietly. I don't want to strain my back killing you.

>>51732
I'm too tired to work on it now, but I'll be able to get the video out tomorrow provided I don't run into any snags getting the Birdman assets in objection.lol. If I do, then I'll writefag the trial instead.
>>51737
Moltar, call an ambulance for this child. He obviously has some sort of undiagnosed tumor considering his attitude and appearance. I'd feel bad for him, but I have an interview to conduct, and besides, he's not my opponent.
>>51741
Fairy Godparents? Interesting. Have these "Fairy Godparents" appeared out in public before?

now loading:
kids next door mission

operation:
h.e.r.o.e.s.

>hang
>every
>ridiculous
>older
>entrant
>swiftly

requesting:
v.o.t.e.s.

>vote
>one
>to
>elite
>sequence

>>51758
Did somebody say bee?!

>>51736
>>51746

Hey, may the best fighter win.

>>51753
Kill Don't Ikill-Fue
>The name is Shou Fu Kan, and I'm a wanderer from the country of Seiyuu. I came here escaping a bit of trouble, and to get rid of it too. ...Well, there's only so much I can tell, it's a bit of a dangerous errand and I'd like for bystanders to not be involved. Now... Fastest gun? In the WEST? ...Tell me, do you know where we are? I don't recognize this place.

>>51745
I can't say that I know what "Chilean" is, but I don't really care about that. So tell me, do you like pools? I ask because I'm thinking of building Kuzcotopia on your farm.

>>51751
You show 'em, son! By the way, have you seen Space Ghost's match-up? He's currently facing your bucktooth friend from Dimmsdale, which can NOT be a coincidence! It's a good thing you're spreading the word about these disgusting individuals, there are a lot of creeps out here in this world, Jimbo!

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got myself a bouncing tiger to catch by his toe. Hi there! Do you like ducks, or pie?

>Hej, snusmumriken. Varför är de så tysta?
>Vi gick en bit för att komma hit. De kanske blivit anfådda? I alla fall bör lära dig att tala med dom.

>>51754

Hi there, care for a nice basketball match with me? I needed some quick exercise after waiting so long for the first round.

>>51761
Don't bring yourself down already, you've still got a chance to win!

>>51767

>>51765

Tiger? I'm no Tiger, I'm TIGGER!

Tigger | The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers | Disney Sing-Along

Ducks? Pie? YUCK! Tiggers don't like ducks and pies, only Heffalumps and Woozles like them.

Ghostface Playa - Why Not

One more thing!
You will vote for Uncle instead of Viking lady! As Viking lady is useless in first round, magic must defeat magic!

>>51762
A wanderer? Never heard of Seiyuu, sounds like it's not too great if you're escaping the place, doesn't seem too different from where I came from. As for this place, I'm not sure either. It looks like a bunch of people from different places came here for a tournament that we've both managed to enter, not sure what it is for, I guess we'll just have to see what happens.

>>51751
You're a valuable asset Jimmy, but you're a civilian. I've been fighting adult tyranny longer than anyone can remember, like 3 years at least. It has to be me.

As reminder to everyone, cast your v.o.t.e.s. for kid heroes to purify this tournament. If there are no kids in a matchup, just use this simple handy rule.
>kids > kid animals & kid robots > adult animals > adult robots > superheroes > teenagers >>>>>>>>> crap >>>>>>>>>>>> adults

>>51773
Good luck in th' tourney, ya big lug! We'll need it th' next time that bottomfeedin' Silver shows his ugly mug!

>>51756
Nope, not that I'm aware of! They're just a bedtime story that my crazy teacher happens to believe.

>>51775
>That's the interesting part, Seiyuu lies to the west! The place you came from- whatever you call it, is also to the west, right? Then there's something terribly strange going on. It'd be like we're in a separate "space", if I may call it that.

>>51702

>>51779
I see, you must come from a world where fairy tales are real! What an interesting guest to start of the rounds! So tell me, are there any other fairy tales that are real to the people of Dimmsdale? Are there witches living in gingerbread houses or princesses with super long hair living in towers?

>Meanwhile at match 7

>Hey kid, quit trying to taunt with all that dancing. You're making me angry.

What's wrong man? You can't handle the awesomeness of my groove. Your puny glowing ring can save you from this mess.

“WE GOT THIS AMITY. ROUND 1, BABY! LET’S GO!”
“Looks like you’re facing a fairy.”
“A bard fairy no less! I'm actually looking forward to meeting her. Maybe she could teach me sonomancy, and in exchange I could show her some sigils. Ooh! and maybe I can get some fairy dust!"
"Well lucky you. Ive got to face The Critic. uegh."
"Oh-ho, wow, I don't envy you!"
"Is he even qualified to be here? Where are the rules?
"Don't fret, Amity! Behind the memepower's he’s just a film reviewer. Show em’ witches’ rule!"
“And what about your book?”
“I didn't forget!”

>= THE GOOD WITCH LUZURA AND THE HEROES OF /CO/ =
>>Chapter 2: The First Encounter, Musa of Melody
>>>And so the qualifier came to pass. A showcase it was of song, dance, weaponry, interviews, and defensive maneuvers against plundering villains! Many were the great her/co/es that were culled! The seeder and feeder, the princess of power, plumbers, explosivas, magic mirrors and the talking donkeys, even the infamous purple unicorn unseen for over 12 years – all fallen in the treacherous trial! Some were sad, some were happy to leave; they all returned from whence they came.
>>>Yet, riding staff and shooting spells, the good witch Luzura and her cotton candy maiden prevailed! They feasted on the victor’s prize party of pizza. But celebration was swift and short, for soon (or in roughly five hours) the threads rolled on and they were parted to face the second and tougher trial: Round 1.
>>>The grounds were set for battle – the sacred ring of champions known to the layman as the google form! Anon’s from /co/, even those from /v/, of all shapes, sizes, orientations, and operating systems crowded the stands to see the parade of duels to take place.
>>>As Luzura approached the gilded google form she saw standing center none other than the pretty fairy Musa – hailing from the realm of Melody, of the Alfea College for Fairies! “Cute you may be," said Luzura, "and melodious in your skills, but trump you I must, for only one her/co/ can ascend from this round!" Luzura raised her palisman, and Musa, confident and graceful, fluttered to the air, raising her own ancestral wand.
>>>Mighty was the battle of her/co/es, fierce and fast! Who would prevail? Who most noble and brave?
>>>But hark! Over the hills loomed the great ugly beast Bumnuts! Roaring with vengeful intent! The duels were halted, the google form put in grave jeopardy! The her/co/es must band togeth-”

“Are you sure that’s where you wanna go with this, Luz?”
“Right, right… scratch that last part.”

>>51764
Now hold on I SAY now hold on there son I was just making a quip, now I know how we sometimes go charging in like a bunch of bulls getting in on the action but believe me here son is a friendly competition Thats a joke guys, I’m really gonna give him the Texan twister

Japanese Snufkin/Sunafukin Guitar Song - Japanilaisen Nuuskamuikkunen Kitara Kappale

>>51781
The world is a big place, Seiyuu may just be in a different part of the west.

>>51782
I think this match is pretty even. I also will be going to sleep now, so don't worry about the match being one sided while you're away.

>>51784

I'm sorry man, but that's seriously uncall for!

I was just tryin' to be nice here and you treat me with this? How rude!

>>51728
I am performing a number of additional calculations to take action to intimidate the cause of me needing to be on duty to go on a break.

>>51770

Just trying to be a good sport here; nothing personal.

>>51772
Well, you seem like a bunch of fun, fun, fun, fun, fun rolled into one Tigger! I think we'd get along quite wel- YOU WHAT?!?!

But...ducks and pies... are my everything... well besides Sugar Booger, Jimbo, and Goddard of course... but they're still my EVERYTHING! You're no fun at all, you're just a big phony! I don't even know what "Heffalumps" and "Woozles" are, but I know for a fact I'm neither of those! I'm Hugh Neutron, patriarch of the Neutron family!

This is the last straw! From now on, the Neutrons and Tigger are mortal enemies! We will have nothing to do with Tigger or anyone else named Tigger or anyone who's ever tigged! You know what to do, anons, vote for me and never let this "tiger" go if he hollers!

E: Infinity Train? Think we can catch a ride?
C: I don't think this is something we want to get on. I like trains as much as anybody, but I don't want to be stuck on one forever!

>AH, oh dear, Fozzie, gonzo. Could I speak with you guys with a moment
F:So what seems to be the trouble kermit?
>well you see, under normal circumstances I’m usually quite confident in here matchups but his time I’m up against(turns paper), Spider-Man
G: *GASP* Your facing Spider-Man? Well why didn’t you tell me?! The great gonzo would’ve loved to interact with Spider-Man!
>With all honesty these matchups are randomized so I have no idea who I’m facing off against first, and I don’t want to hurt him or provoke him as myself, what do I do?
F: OHHHHH, IVE GOT IT. Why don’t you disguise yourself as a hero, say, the emerald amphibian
G: or maybe the Leaping salamander
>Sheesh, I’ll just stick with the rambunctious rana, wish me luck

>>51800
anon that's not a good reason to vote for me despite how much I like the idea

>>51785
If by "witch" you mean "evil babysitter that torments me while my parents do nothing about it", yes! Not too sure about the gingerbread house, though. I can't say anything about a princess living in a tower, but I have met alien royalty before!

Not matter who wins, we lost
Seeing R3 after all is said and done is gonna hurt

>>51702
>>51796
This post inspired me to make this stupid image so here you go, Hughanon. Hope your guy goes far.

>>51795
Alright, Sulley.
Say, do you know what a samurai is? My friend is against one right now but we have no idea where he is. Have you seen the guy?

making food for tick

>>51748
Puss will survive, that's all that matters

>>51805
Now THAT is one cool-looking dude!
Kek, great work, and thanks anon. Hugh won't be going down that easy.

>>51802
Babysitter, huh? Well, Timmy, I'm the babysitter now, and I say go to your room! I want to watch movies and cry about how alone I am, and I can't do that when children are awake!
I am going to bed tho, it's late. I've got more planned for this match, so stay tuned.

Well Nostalgia Critic, I hear you've made some positive comments on The owl House. "Kiki's Delivery Service fused with Beetlejuice" were your words, am i correct?
Perhaps you'll... uh, give me a free pass on this one?

>>51777
a civilian maybe but a boy genius I definitely am, if Timmy somehow gets taken out by that pedophile poltergeist I'll be able to turn him into spectral swiss with my cheese ray

>>51811
But it's not even my bedtime, not when a high-stakes tournament is happening! But fine, cry about being lonely all you want, I don't blame that mantis if he really is messing with you.
>>51813
At least if Space Ghost beats me, he'll have another kid to face...

Can't find him, guess I'll sleep.

At least my opponent isn't a giant sloth this time, I can't imagine having to face one right off the bat.

>>51740
I haven't heard of this "Mineycrafta" game but I'll go and check it out on my Super Computer

Reporting live at the scene. It appears that the monster king isn’t dealing with the pun making child at the moment as he has decided to…sleep. How unexpected but it seems like in order to prevent him from taking advantage, he has sent his two finest companions Rodan and anguirus to handle him in his place on his behalf until morning. Is that even allowed? Like they weren’t even grandfathered in let alone qualified in this tournament at all. Whatever here they are

>>51796

C'mon Anons, why would you not vote for a happy-go-luck creature like myself? I'm full of fun and excitement, and he's some boring man in a boring town with a boring life.

Tiggers like me bounce around in a nice forest and explore around the vast wilderness whatever they please, does HE ever do that? Of course not, he's just a duck kisser who eats pie everyday and gets cranky every time someone points it out. What kind of person does that? What a drama queen! I bet he sleeps in his ducky underwear every night and wastes his money on pie delivery. Does that sounds like a fun guy at all?

Vote for the real fun guy around here, TIGGER! T-I-DOUBLE-GUH-ER!

HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!!!!!!

>>51817

Hey Donkey I hope you can still see this right now since you couldn't make it in this tournament.

At least, you can watch me beat up this lame guy til he shoots some delicious tears out of his eyes after he loses.

>>51702
>>51475
>>51478

ENA is gonna blow DM tf out hard

>>51823
Haha, YES!

>>51812
I hope you weren't dumb enough to fall for my nice reviewer routine back there that's an act I put on around my fans, the truth is I'm a mean bastard and proud of it
I think you're ugly, I'm gonna shoot your ass so hard you'll walk home with a limp or maybe I'll kill you instead yeah, and throw your bones in a bag and hand them to your fat and also ugly mom

>>51815
>At least if Space Ghost beats me
HE'S GOING TO BEAT YOU?!

...Oh. You mean in the match. Well, rest assured, a tip from an anonymous source has placed Space Ghost near the top of the KND's most wanted list. I'm rallying the kid vote as we speak. In fact, the KND has authorized me to recommission voters to gather support for our cause. You can't lose.

But maybe, for the time being, avoid being in a room with him alone...

>>51813
Interesting technology. In the right hands, it'd go a long way in fighting back the adult scourge. The hands of a trained agent of the Kids Next Door!

But for now, apparently it's past my "bedtime", one of the most insidious forms of adult oppression ever devised. I will end adult swim this time! A kid WILL be crowned the heroest hero of /co/! You can count on it!

>>51806

Sorry, I have no idea what a samurai is, or where he's supposed to be.

I guess he might've left after waiting too long for round 1 to began.

>>51829
Well that's fine, it means my friend is sure to win, then. He might be a bit disappointed to not have a-and he's asleep, never mind.

>>51827
>HE'S GOING TO BEAT YOU?!
>...Oh. You mean in the match.

>>51825

Hola señores y señoras! For I, Puss In Boots, have arrived!

Now, bring me this Brak man to me and I shall give him a taste of my rapier.

>>51836
senile? I haven't gone senile I'm dating the truth

>>51826
Yeah? Well.... I'm unsubscribing.

>>51699
You better get your defense ready, Samaritanon, things aren't looking too good for you.

Psst please, this Barbarian dude doesn't look so tough. Hell, he can't even swing his sword right. This is definitely gonna be an easy fight for me.

>>51840

You're not the only one who has an easy opponent here, Mordecai. This sponge dude doesn't even have muscles inside him and can't even lift two freaking marshmallows.

Looks like I'll might be joining you at the next round.

Hehehehehe......everything's getting good so far.

I'm here at the first round of the tournament and all I have to do is beat some guy in a stupid-looking suit. He can't defeat me; I'm THE BEST!

>Umm Phoney, just wanted to remind you the fact that this guy is no push-over. He has some sort of power that makes him stretch and even transform his entire body. Are you sure you can do this?

Yeah yeah, I know what you're saying now, but I fought beings more fearsome than him.

>Whatever you say, just don't get killed out there.

Why are you still here Fone? Get out of here already!

Professor Gadget is incompetent.

>>51843
It's Inspector Gadget, you dumb bitch.

It seems I'm up against a dragon-riding warrior for my first bout. Your bravery is commendable, but don't think I'll go easy on you for this round.

Olá Jake o cachorro!

Can your silly dancing outstand my superior moves, you louco?

>>51845
nobody is being forced into a harem on my watch, not even my opponent

>>51841
so you want muscles?

>>51850

These don't even look real you dumbass, so nice try attempting to imitating me man.

>>51851
is this more convincing?

>>51852

Hey that ain't bad, but I beat up bigger guys than you so I still got this match in my hands.

>>51853
I just need to get bigger

>>51849
Uhh, yeah, speaking of that, a lot of people have been saying I'm this "Lois Lane" girlfriend of yours lately. What's up with that? Big fan btw.

>Squidward lost

>>51856
at least I won a rent free apartment in your head

>>51857
Ye best watch for the chaser when you go to the toilet, SHITward!

>>51702

>>51719

>>51835
Hello Puss in Boots, my name is Brak!

>Mansley, what the FUCK do you mean I didn't get nominated but the giant did?!
>Sir, we can still do everything in our power to rig him out!

>>51702
>So Gromit huh? Nice to meet you friend, your owner must be proud of you having to deal with a genie in the first round, tough boy. Did I mention I can make your wishes come true? I can grant you THREE! (Nope, you can't wish for my death, that's against the rules and it's cheap)

>>51859
I'm literally doing the same thing but it looks much worse. Man... Guess I won't finish it.

>>51791
>Maybe, but if we both ended up here, they'd be quite far apart. ...I've never seen your style of clothing either. ...Well, I'm feeling a little safer now, so I can be a bit open.
>Now, what does gun really mean? Is it some kind of title, perhaps?

>It's so strange that the person who's supposed to matching me in this tournament has never even spoken a word.

>>51818
You mean your computerbook?
Do you like to build brown bricks in minecrap?

Folks, there are less than 12 hours left in this round. I hope you all have made the right decision, which is voting for me, obviously. Why would anyone want some child to progress over me? This child is also sleeping in right now instead of getting up for school, which isn't heroic in the slightest. It's so unheroic that I have to look for someone else to interview. Let's see, this nerd will do.
>>51826
Greetings, nerd. I heard there was some drama involving you, Batman, and a credit card. Mind elaborating on that?

>>51702
Hey, hi, uh, just a reminder that this guy is not me, so you shouldn't vote for him, okay? Got it. So just tick my box, and we can resume the movie.

>>51874
>Sorry, too busy being a hero and saving an entire kingdom, again. So what do you wanna talk about? Any heroic things you've done lately?

>>51877
Greetings, talk show host. Have you perhaps considered voting for puppets this year?

>>51861
Quiet, Zorak. I'm in the middle of an interview. Besides, you're disqualified from these tournaments due to winning, so I get the last laugh! HA!
>>51862
Brak, get off my set. Don't you have your own set you can use? You did have a moderately successful spin-off in the early 2000s, even if it couldn't compare to my show, not to mention how you took over my variety show.
>>51882
Puppets? Hmm, maybe. Due to these cheap animators, I move in a very stilted manner, just like a puppet. Sure, why not? I'll vote for puppets.

We must make sure B is round 1 fodder. Did you guys hear he actually liked CN Real?

>>51884
>Puppets? Hmm, maybe. Due to these cheap animators, I move in a very stilted manner, just like a puppet. Sure, why not? I'll vote for puppets.
Wonderful.

Well that went better than expected, he has awoken

>>51702