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This guy doesn’t even seem like a true video game character.

I-I'm up against a previous winner?! What the hell?! Lady Lambdadelta promised that this would be easier than Co-op!

nobody wins

>>45325
Thanks for using my oc for the op pic. Now if you excuse me I have to deal with a certain angry wolf right here. Wish me luck. I'll try to finish the other requests too.

<< With this data, the next matchups might be easier... But first, a gamble... The shot in the storm- I'll take it! >>

>>45333
My sister's a detective and I'm a detective too! Are you?

Waluigi...you're pretty good

It's been a while, Satan. How has Hell been as of late?

Your "immortality" ends now, vampire. I'm dragging you back to Hell, where you belong.

>>45307
A God? Don't make me laugh!

You're just a human toy with way too much hubris in you. Kinda fitting actually that the sum total of humanity's achievements is just as faulty as it's creators.

That answer? He was gone like a fart in the wind...I hate myself...hehehe

>>45326
Louie's about to bring new meaning to the title Banquet of the Golden Witch. I screwed up the bubble the first time.

Owwww.....that wicked bird just destroyed me without showing any mercy. Next time, I'm going to have nightmares of feathers and talons.

>>45337
Yes! I am the great detective, Erika Furudo, and the 18th person on Rokkenjima!

>>45325
Friendly reminder that this is a NOD website. Vote Kane!
>>45331
Curb your bravado, for soon you will know the true glory of the Messiah and FMV cutscenes.

>three way fight with vergil, sam and kazuya

This bland place needs a little touch up? I don't think we'll find any Espers here but a small militia of stunted basement dwellers who haven't seen a real fight. Let us wreck this town to draw those hounds in!!!!

>>45331
Well, what should we do? I doubt you'll take "loaf around" as an answer.

MUHAHAHA! AFTER 25 YEARS IT IS FINALLY TIME TO STAR IN SOMETHING AGAIN! GTA!
There IS a GTA touhou mod and guess what? MIMA JUST HAPPENS TO BE BIG SMOKE IN IT HAHAHAHAHAHA
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas - Touhou Edition #17 - Just Business

Well, that was horrible to go through. Hopefully my next challenger is going to present themselves.

>>45337
>Dumb ghost nobody even remembers won
That's Impossible! I've never seen one like it!
...
BAH! Who cares. I didn't even want to corrupt your games anyway, they stink! They're all the same, too.

>>45325
uhh

Not only has the ninja refused to admit defeat, but he brought along a fellow sword-wielder for a free-for-all. No matter, for these two swordsmen shall be crushed by my fists, and the son of Sparda will know the true power of the Devil Gene.

...

so I'm up against an alien CEO, no matter she's not a threat to me

>>45346
And I amn't...

>>45361
...I hate this place.

>>45326
Another moustached bastard like WAH?! NO WAY! This place isn't big enough for the two of us! My cheating skills are unmatched!

>>45325
>>45326
Change Dark Matter's image to this please

Has anyone seen my opponent around? Either he's not here, or he's so tiny that I can't see him normally. I see you all voted Reginald to round 2 as well. I don't know if he likes me anymore though after that odd encounter last round, so oh well. I can always go back and mindfuck Scout some more.

>the Mecha-asshole is out too
Man, this day can't get any better

>>45374

>>45359
Ah! Sorry sorry! I was trying to make some poem-related "OC" last round but I just... could not for the life of me come up with anything. That stress must've screwed with the forum. My bad. I'll try and fix it ASAP

>>45372
I'm right here and no, you're not my type.

>>45358
Sorry! My spellcard crashes the 13.5th game. Your glitchiness lives on!

>>45360
It'll be fun to fight with the Devil Gene. If my father did it, I should be able to do it too.

Meowth: So, who's this guy?
Jessie: I don't know, but he looks like a bigger loser than James.
James: He really does.
Meowth: Looks like it's another easy victory for us!

>>45326
Wario..... You still owed me me five coins.

>Wily vs SHODAN
SHODAN - Look at you, hacker...

I SAID WHAT I SAID!!! THIS PLACE IS HORRID AND BLAND!!!

>Alright, Dark Samus down for the count! Who's next for da clobbering!
You're facing Gary Miller, leader of the Eternal Order of the Second Death, a Satanic Cult.
>So something like what Hyness had?
In a matter of speaking yes. But watch out, despite what he migth look like now, Gary isn't a normal human being, just like you and me.
>So, some weird monstah in disquise?
More like the Anti-Christ.
>Anti-Chris? What, is he bad at baseball?
Have you not heard of the Bible, Your Majesty?
>Sure, it's some funky name for a book about me right? I heard it's some book about a perfect guy, so it sure sounded like that. Except they got my name wrong somehow.
I... I... have no words. Anyway, watch out for Gary's pitchfork and his Rain of Spiders.
>Rain of Spiders? Sounds spooky.
Yes, well, you'll know when it's coming. Now crush the cultist into the cracked crags.
>Didja just make a joke?
You're just hearing things, your majesty.

>>45378
>Ripley
>Ridley
Hold up

>>45389
What castle?

The Dark Lord, huh? Well, I do prefer to dine in the company of monsters, but I doubt he's darker than my heart. His suffering doesn't even compare to mine.

>>45381
Do you think I care?

>>45393
>>45389
Castle?

more space invaders are shit
spore is shit

EVERY ROUND I WIN IS A BITCHSLAP FOR MIDNA! KEEP THEM COMING!

>>45398
You can pick up what's left of his ashes. Have a look at this. All their souls combined. I don't think his voice is audible amongst those screams. HAHAHAHAHA

>>45396
I think you do since you responded.

>>45406
codecs are shit
fuck off

>>45405
Fair. I'm gonna go mess with Scout now. Wonder if he's still crying over that time me and Marisa posed with John.

>Monokuma out early
KWAB.

Aaand it looks like I've gotten my very first servant here. Slender Man is just the way I like them, silent and doesn't talk about anime all the time. Now, on to my next opponent... I wonder what kind of secret hides behind his unassuming appearance. There must be a reason such a plain-looking person is in a villains tournament, after all.

>>45409
Alright. I'm going to go sic my Pikmin on your furniture and steal your stuff now.

>>45403
Those moneybags and treasures have my name on them!

Some lizard is my opponent this time around? Whatever. I'm going out for tea. Anybody want anything while I'm out?

>>45411
>he doesn't know

Stanley, welcome to Round 2! Congratulations on getting this far, but you must try to get even further! Maybe you've changed your mind, maybe you're starting to enjoy this, are you?.. No? Still only me? Well too bad, let's keep going!
Your next match is against a certain "Celestia Ludenberg", do you know her? No? Me neither, I'll need to find some information on her before knowing where to send you, if anywhere. Please wait a moment, Stanley.

>>45412
Afraid to do the treasure hunting on your own this time? Don't worry I don't think this wasteland has anything of value and besides having nothing suits you best!

>>45414

>>45420
>only 70
How pitiful.

>>45417
(*mouse scrolling*)
(Hmm... gambling... lying... words I don't know how to pronounce...)
Alright, I think I've got a general idea of where to send you, Stanley. Get yourself ready, it's time to Round 2!

>>45345

Please comfort me my Dark Prince, I need some relief after losing to that one-winged meanie.

>>45326
Who's this? Exdeath! What a funny way to spell your own inevitable demise! Right, Hellen?
>...................
Oh, right.

>>45416
PNF-404 is a post-apocalyptic world. No explosion will stop me.

Kazuya, I went to inspect the arena where our duel will take place, and I found a corpse wearing pajamas and a sleeping cap. Looks like a suicide. Any idea on who the deceased might be?

>>45386
Hmph, an unproductive team embarking on a voyage across the land in search of a being that possesses extraordinary power, but to no avail. You are not unlike that traitorous puppet Cloud and his supposed companions, as well as Shinra's equally inadequate Black Ops unit. It's as if my past is attempting to haunt me, but not even mere memories shall interfere with my ambitions. Don't delude yourself into believing that your match against the office supply was something to boast about. As soon as I'm finished dealing with you and your Pokémon, I shall unleash a miraculous power to send you blasting off even beyond the stars above.

Helloooooo everybody, thank you so much for your support. Now that I'm here, I guarantee that your bets will be very successful and as long as I'm still in this tournament, that huge fortune will be in your hands soon enough.

>>45336

Greetings my next opponent~

Sorry I'm late, I was too busy celebrating my latest victory over a certain green-haired loser who's probably brawling his tears away. We're gonna have blast together; no pun intended.

>>45424
King Boo, I'm in your hotel as we speak. I will trash the place and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>45426
I already finished off the old man myself so we can rule him out as a possibility. As much as I like to be the one to initiate Jin Kazama's defeat by myself, it would not surprise me to see him perish in his own hands. Besides, I have no real concern with the identity of the pajama-clad coward; weaklings are not worth my time.

>>45427
...
Jessie: (What's he saying?)
Meowth: (I think he's threatening us?)
James: Humph, tough words coming from someone about to lose.
Jessie: I'm afraid you stand no chance against the might of Team Rocket.
Meowth: Oh, but you should be happy to be losing to us! Certainly better than losing to a paper muncher.
James: Even that thing would probably defeat you.

(MESSSAGE FROM THE HALTMANN WORKS CO)

This is Susie of the Haltmann Works Co to announce that our company is expanding even further due to the investment we received and I'm still here in the tournament due to your support. Thank you for very much for these offerings as we can only grow more stronger.

However, this is only the beginning of climbing further to the top as I managed to discover my next opponent. He appears to be a demonic entity who is capable of using dark magical powers and hails from an underworld-like realm. This will be quite a challenge, but I'm certain my battle armor can withstand even against such power.

Please sent in your support

(END MESSAGE)

>>45433
>>45433
Agreed. Why focus on scum like him when I have someone as powerful as you as my opponent? This will be a duel to remember.
I'm glad Kazuya's here cause he's cool and I voted for him last round. Hopefully he can go far.

>>45434
Then it is settled, your hubris will only be negated by eternal despair, courtesy of the Chosen One.

>>45423
I suppose it could be worse, you and the Prince would have met a fate similar to Aerith Gainsborough in the Forgotten Capital.

>>45417
>>45422
Hmm... Hey, you. No, not the office worker. You, the puppeteer. Let us make a small wager. If I win this round, you shall hand your little toy over to me to join my harem of servants. And if you win, I'll allow you to make me part of your stories and won't contradict any of your writing decisions. I'm certain you'd find my existence much more interesting to narrate than this guy's.

>>45326
The quickest trial of von Karma's 40 year career.

>>45436
I'm glad we're able to find something we both agree upon. Well then, show me how motivated you truly are!
Likewise, I voted for Vergil myself last round because he's awesome. I also would've never imagined Kazuya getting into a tie with Sam and then immediately going into a three-way battle with him and Vergil of all characters. Nonetheless, it's going to be one hell of a match to remember, may the best man win.

>>45439
Hahaha! I'm loving these! Excellent work! But seriously that kid concerns me.

>>45418
Afraid? Alone? Never, all I need is my tennis racket and myself to do the work right! And maybe that yellow dog over there who helps this glitch work, WAH.

>>45440
It's time for you to face this devil's power!
Tomorrow when I'm not so tired, I'm gonna do an audio drama for this match. Is there a specific version of Kazuya you want for it?

>>45350
>/v/illains practically recreated PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
kek

>>45441
I'm fairly certain that he's dead or unconscious. There hasn't been a single noise coming from that capsule for minutes.

I thought it was time to show my TRUE form, but now I'm just up against some stupid robot, probably not even worth the LV. It doesn't matter, I'll just kill you all the same.

>>45438
Firstly, giving away people is quite unethical, especially against their will. Secondly, Stanley? As a servant? Really? You do know that what he does best is not following orders, right? He would make for an horrible servant, I doubt you want to be stuck with him. However, I can see about narrating something for you if you win, sure. You can talk yourself, so I don't really see the point, but I don't mind doing it. Only for this tournament, that is.
As for being a part of my stories, you have no say in those. I am the Narrator, I wrote them and that's that. You don't have to follow them, I'm already used to having a certain someone disregarding them. In fact, I just finish writing the next part of this tournament story, here it goes:

>>45326
>>45448
Stepping through the portal, Stanley found himself standing in front of a casino. The portal from which he came from disappeared, leaving him no other choice but to enter the building.
The casino was empty, there were no other people in sight. This didn't come as a surprise, as Stanley is used to places being devoid of people.

Stanley continued forward, venturing further into casino. To nobody's surprise, it was still empty.
Stanley saw a door to his right that led to the casino's main room, he went through that door.


Alright, I think you understand why I brought you here, Stanley. Your opponent this time is somebody that enjoys gambling, so you're going to gamble your way to victory. Or your loss, that's gambling for you. Don't worry about not having your wallet with you, the only thing on the line is the next Round, probably. Maybe more. I just skimmed through a wiki page about this woman, it's not me who's participating. Anyway, good luck to you, Stanley!.. Ha.
Hrm, let's continue.


Stanley found himself a large room, standing behind the table in the middle of the room was his next match.
It would seem like he would have to defeat this girl in some game if he wanted to continue.
Stanley wasn't in the mood for gambling, he didn't feel particularly lucky that day, probably on account of the tournament he found himself in.
Will Stanley be lucky enough to win? Will he be lucky enough to lose instead?


Of course, this won't be decided with actual gambling, Stanley. It's just a way of setting the scene, to make this more interesting. However, having random people on the Internet vote for you is almost like gambling in a way. Victory is never assured, you have to be lucky and there's always the possibility of cheating; this is just like gambling! Anyway, the most important thing is to have fun, Stanley, and I sure am having fun!

>>45446
The only true shame I'm experiencing right now is that I went from fighting Vector's robot cousin to a literal talking flower. Whatever, you will find the process of roboticization by Dr. Eggman's hands fascinating, willingly or not.

>>45437
Meowth: Wow, this clown must have hit his head pretty hard!
James: I thought he was simply crazy enough to think he could beat us, but it turns out he's just crazy.

>>45450
Don't think you can just easily beat me you bootleg tincan. Remember when you lost to some green electric er... Tenrec or whatever. Hah! And she's also a girl. Even Mettaton can make quick work of you.

>>45452
I want to call him Jake

>>45326
>>44772
Pizza is served. Enjoy!

>>45442
You think that sort of low sorcery can stand in my way? Even a lowly Esper can do a better job than duplicate itself into other copies of it's inferior self. I have harvested this magicite from a well known jet black haired esper of your yellow friend's world. Now excuse me, or not I have a general to discuss matters on joining forces with the empire to strengthen our magitek and harvest more espers from this tournament.
Kefka's Laugh

>Ladies and gentlemen, I have the unfortunate responsibility to let everyone know that Grimm was mauled alive by the king of the koopas himself
>Did you see him JR? I haven't seen that much blood since my time in Kentucky!

>>45457
7/10. Needs anchovies.

>>45459
>Regigigas is bori-ACK!
VIVIVIIVVVIVIVIVIVII
ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN
WUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>45469
Fuck off back to your cave, you literal retard.

So...Sargent Dornan, since you represent a small yet powerful military unit in your dwindling empire, can you spare me some laser tech to better equip the Gehstalian empire? I figured since I'm a high rank officer you'll listen. No tricks I promised. hehehehe

>>45476
Yes

>>45454
Surge needed the help of his FAGails 2.0 in order to defeat me. You lost to a mere human child. Disgusting real flesh and bone. The same kid who beat Mettaton the superstar.

>>45373
Watch your mouth, FAGGOT.

>>45373
You seem quite happy, fox. How about giving a smile for the camera?

>>45480
Appreciated, I love getting the chance to humiliate him at any opportunity.

>>45373
Tails, how are you enjoying spending your days in my loser corner with Battler, Banjo, and Mega Man? I'm sure the four of you hit it off. I think I'll make you fail to qualify for /cov/ and King so I can keep you there longer to laugh at you.

If Waluigi and Bowser win next match we can make this a reality.

>>45326
>>45373

>>45479
That "human child" is the most determined creature in existence, and had the support of literally everyone in the underground. You don't have any of that. You might be even more soulless than me! Please, don't try to get me into my TRUE form. You will be literally vaporized in an instant.

>>45488
and yet, despite being a loser, he STILL got farther then you and any of his detractors did! Curious...

>>45431
Those are my headquarters! You won't get your hands on my plans!

>>45490
Look who's talking! The guy who got eliminated early in heroes while Jobrio actually did a small progress in comparison! Unlike your archenemy, you will never be able to enter elite 8!

>INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM THE GROX
...bzzz...BZZO-BZZZZO-BZZORK!-K-!-BZZZZT-...
After you lowly anons diligently eliminated our opponent of cosmic scale, our scanners were surprised to find an ever greater, mightier threat- NOT!
Nothing is as toxic as The Grox, and-BZZZZT-BZZORK-! THREATS NOT FOUND. Nothing threatens The Grox Empire. We calculate a quick flushing out of our opponent will do us right. You are to vote for The Grox, and to wash your hands afterward. We cannot allow biohazards to threaten our anons and your undeniably feeble internal immune systems.

>>45458
Don't forget to pay a visit to the doctor on the long way.

>>45493
shit stage
shit character
shit game
eat shit