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>>44692
>using my fang tribute when he didn't qualify
Thanks but it hurts.

>Louie vs. Black Frost
I'm definitely referencing the Frost vore tribute for this.

>>44692
I succeeded

>>44693
I figure he'd be fun to do stuff with in Co-op after I loved doing his campaign in Heroes. I just gotta get a teammate for him. I'm debating between Angela and Roland, but I'm leaning more towards Angela.

>>44684
I mean I still can tell if we're seeing him back.
>>44688
Sounds good to me. I would like to see you around for king too.
>>44696
They are also fun.

Vote Mecha!

Oh, hey Christopher, how is my favorite Hellspawn doing?

Great job getting me through qualifiers with the highest seed.

Now, all that's left is for me to take 1st place! Help me topple the waifu tyranny! Long live traps! Long live shotas! Long live the boypussy! All of your male waifus shall be made real if I win!

Now, Dr.Nefarious, was it? Since I'm currently fighting with my old comrade, how do you feel about traps?

>>44708
Don't listen to this machine. It's almost as useless and annoying as Angela. Vote for me instead, and not only will I mess with Hokma for my entertainment, but I'll give out free black tea.

Stanley, wake up! The first Round is here, and you're against a giant titan that supposedly moved continents! Hahahahah... This isn't the fifth Round, so you might actually stand a chance. Or not. Good luck and have fun, Stanley!

>>44709
Silly old Astaroth, I'm in my own league now.

>>44692
>>44694
You are to vote for The Grox, and you may indulge in this meal, complimentary of The Grox empire.

Meowth: Hey, you two, wake up! This thing finally started!
James: Huhhh... who are we up against?
Meowth: Looks like some oversized office supplies.
...
Jessie: I'm going to back to sleep.

space invader is shit
you're retarded

I won't pick it up.

>>44724
Ah, I see you're a man of the culinary arts as well.

>>44730
Pick up the can.

Would any of you like some tea before beginning your fights? We might be in it for longer than usual if there's an extension on this round.

>>44692
GET THE FUCK BACK ON MY BELLY NOW!

>>44732
No.

>>44694
FINALLY

I'm open for requests, you know the drill.

Sheesh, my first round here and I'm already up against a high and mighty dark lord. At least this one can't last a second under the sun, might be a good time to unleash the Daybreak and leave this bat to dust.

>>44738
I said, pick up that can.

*sips drink*
>It doesn't need to be from a fun video game
>It doesn't need to be so needlessly obtuse, that everyone in their right mind couldn't finish it without a guide
>It doesn't need to speak in a wall of text literally every, single, time
>It doesn't need to have all their campaigners basically vanish every time for a non-main tournament
>It doesn't need to be what is possibly the most overrated character in any of the tournaments

Why do I have to be paired with a fat penniless sleazebag? Who needs material wealth when I can just reduce people into a thin paste of red, but wouldn't that be boring like voting for a high seed? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>44741
And I said no.
>>44742
That's not happening. I don't have a SFM model, or a Gmod model.

>>44717
Well, well if it isn't the smartest organic being standing on Earth. Be warned, human! My intellect is unmatched and just because we share the same goal of turning our enemies into robots doesn't mean we are friends at first sight.

What kind of question is that? Is the question itself a trap designed to trick me? It certainly has the sound of it!

>>44694
>>44723
Oh come on Christopher, don't you remember the good times with uncle Astaroth? I still even have the pictures.

>>44755
Pick up that can
what the fuck does this mean

I am more than ecstatic to eradicate you as I advance my way in this tournament, just don't expect me to grant you the opportunity to live your afterlife with the "Dark Prince" you so desire.

>>44759
I don't want to, so I won't.
I have no idea, but I do know that audio is painful.

>>44692
Friendly reminder that this is a NOD website. Vote Kane!

>>44761
If no real-life people are allowed, then why do I still see real-life people in the tournament? That guy wasn't even a real-life dude, either.

>>44764
You know what else is painful? This Stun Baton going up your ass, pick up that can.

Robots are not alive and so do not go to Hell, but I can certainly bring Hell to them.

>>44765
This website only needs one guiding hand. That of an Emperor and I shall more than suffice for that.

Kane is the messiah

Reminder: anyone not voting for Kane will get banned.

Voting for Grox, Porky and me would make me feel..... H.A.P.P.Y...

>>44766
P-03, if you don't mind, once I'm done talking with the Golden Witch, I'd like to interview you. I'm sure your circuits are very nice to look at.

>>44770
But can Hell handle these cheeks?!

Oh boy, Ah'm fightan that weird Dark Samus thing. That should be fun.

Wait, didn't she mention something about you possesing people? Bettar take carah of you now then!

>>44779
Yes, it can.

>>44768

>>44777
No, I've got better things to do than talk to a fat fuck, go buy my game or something.

>>44783
I am the law, bend over.

Looks like Relius couldn't make it, huh? Probably got lazy... Let's see what I'm up against...

>>44784
I already have, now, come on, let me see those circuits.

>>44787
Maybe you should play the game, then.

"Absolutely Safe Capsule"? More like Absolute SNORE Capsule! Haha hehe

...

>>44785

>>44788
TAKE YOUR DAMN CHESTPLATE OFF!
I've only played a bit of Inscryption but I want to go back to it soon.

>>44790
>Hey Waluigi, I have the funniest idea
Look at little tim tim

Let me show you the right choices.
>Quan-Chi
>Susie
>Dark-Pit
>Satan
>Waluigi
>Akuma
>Grimm
>Missingno
>SHODAN
>Nishiki
>Shang Tsung
>K. Rool
>Quint
>Porky
>Gary
>Dedede
>Monokuma
>Kefka
>Shazam
>Astaroth
>Wesker
>Isaac
>Mima
>Big Smoke
>Erika
>Koishi
>Asriel
>Monty
>Space Invader
>Grox
>The Master
>Dr. Nefarious
>Binah
>Ridley
>King Dice
>Bass
>Heisenberg
>Kane
>Vergil
>Kazuya
>Black Frost
>Tresher
>Giygas
>Satan
>Lucifer
>Boo
>Bison
>Bernkastel
>Blinky
>Jesus
>Regigigas
>Celestia
>Eb
>CATS
>Geese
>Zomboss
>Monika
>Ancestor
>Not Important
>Tron
>James
>Rulue
>Atmey
>Korekiyo
You're welcome.

Beating cyborg ninjas in a fight is nothing special to me. Once I snap your sword like a twig, we'll see how much of a hothead you are when I toss you into a volcano.

>>44794
Good to see someone has taste here. I should mention that Battler is locked up in Erika's cathedral again, so if you'd like to see him humiliated more, vote for us.

>>44694
>>44791

<< Captain! We're surfacing! >>

<< Good. Set all targeting against that drone. Its lack of acting makes me believe it may simply have fallen into disrepair: All the more reason to wipe it off the game board! FULL SPEED AHEAD! Ready the railguns. >>

<< Ayeaye, sir! >>

>>44794
Wrong.

>>44794
shit choices

It's time to show this space man who really rules the arcades!

>>44801
You made the right choice..hehehe..If that matters when I harvest his land's inhabitants then there would be no gold worth left for that fat jew to spend on for the rest of his pathetic life because there would be nothing left but his sorry dignity.

>>44694
>>44770
Guts Man's has a plan to defeat Satan!

>Nobody voted for the Bandit
BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD...
Peter Griffin Falls but it's S.T.A.L.K.E.R

ALL YOUR TRAIN ARE BELONG TO US

>>44799
>doesn't even try to counter my points
I win

>>44786
Alright, alright! It's King-fucking-Dicehead! People talk shit about smoothbrains but I can't figure how somebody with a square head wouldn't be even more retarded.
>>44797
Excuuuuuuse me, little miss witch? Rolling a rigged dice isn't "good taste," but if you think it is, I guess I too better start rolling them with some good ol' "phenomenon intervention."

>>44694
>>44692
>eats a power pellet
RUN! BLINKY. RUN! (compressed roar sfx)

Counter Terrorist win - CS:GO Sound Effect
The Verkkars Ez4ence - CS:GO MVP MUSİC KIT

>>44800
Don't make me laugh human! You're just beyond my notice. Your weapons won't even pierce my LifeAura.

And you better hope I don't do to you what I did to the last aquatic vehicle I encountered.

>>44814
<< I still have one nuclear weapon left from my previous escapades. By killing you, I'm sure it'll at least count toward saving a million lives... As for your "feats," any experienced captain knows an airgap is the best form of cybersecurity! >>

>>44694
This entry in Louie's Notes is dedicated in memory of Nyarlathotep or as many lovingly referred to him as, Fuhrer. Sorry, I fixed the coloring of something.

>>44724
What was it you blathered about? 25000 worlds to burn? I will take glee in purging you aliens as a sacrifice to Lord Khorne.

>>44694
>>44806
...Except it doesn't work at all.

>I'm the Glitch Gremli-*PICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUN*

>>44761
I'd move more time, that way I can actually cover all the characters I wanna campaign for (probably)

>>44809
>doesn't even try to pick up the can
I win

>>44797
...aaaaaaand saving that one to the evidence hard drive.

>>44819
well that's uncalled for little lady, just for that I'm going to glitch away your previous victories

>>44815
Oh, don't worry human, I'm planning to destroy way more than a million. Whether by cybernetic means or by making my way to your world and atomizing your world city by city.

And no Cybersecurity can hold off the Cybernet's God of Destruction

Why thank you so much everyone! Because of you guys, I can finally be with my darling Dark Prince and win this tournament with a combination of my powerful strength and my stunning beauty.

I gotta say I'm quite impressed how much support I got from you people, even Dark Prince was surprised on the high amount of fans. I swear, there's probably some...funny people amongst them, but that's not important right now. Now you all sit back, and watch me beat Mr. Angel Boy back to heavens where he belongs.

>>44762

Sorry bud, but my love for him is far more powerful then you could ever imagine. Now take this, RULUE PUNCH!!!!!

>>44692
Please change Ganondorf's name to Ganon and give him this pic

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>>44823
But mister Glitch Gremlin, I have glitches too... One of them even crashed my game, a normal attack!

>>44817
2400 worlds...bzzzzt... [RECALCULATING] 2400 worlds and counting fall under our galactic reign. We calculate that you will fail, our worlds are equipped with the most advanced turrets and weaponry. At this very attosecond, we are scanning your inefficient yet admittedly cool weaponry for flaws, and have found many impracticalities within your armada.
Your threat level is insignificant to us, and we will disintegrate you in the crossfire of our galactic conquests...Bzzzt... Bzzzack-! BZZZT-Bzzzzork... End transmission.

>>44829
The impracticalities in the technology we "inherited" from the Imperium mean nothing in the face of Chaos. As do you, Xenos. The forces of the warp will bear down on you and your worlds, the daemons we summon will tear your ships apart and all that will be left will be daemon worlds and a warp storm to cover this entire sector!

>>44818
>>44694
Nah-uh, you only destroyed my afterimage.

After which, I let my Gutsmania run wild on you!

This thing finally started? HELLEN! Who's this Frank?
>According to my researches, it's a "supermutant" of sorts, my king
You! "Supermutant", bold of you to oppose me, prepare to feel the king's WRATH! HAVE AT YOU!

Helloooooo everyone, it's your favorite dice roller and the master of gambles, King Dice!

Thank you so very much for your support and as promised, you'll be rewarded with a huge ton of cash once you place all your bets on me.

>>44810

Ah so you're my first opponent hmmm? Well you're in luck because we're gonna have a fun time indeed.

>>44832
I didn't know robots could have post-mortem delusions.

Congratulations to everyone who's made it in alongside me. Now that we're in the running proper, it's time to place your bets. How far do you think you will get in this tournament?

If enough of you end up guessing correctly, then, after the tournament ends, you shall be added to an image commemorating your luck and predictive abilities.

>>44825
Hmph, is that all? Surely for a martial artist with ample valor, you would be able to shatter my barrier with ease. I suppose not. At the very least, you'll help me kill the time.

>>44836
Number 1

>>44833
King Boo since I'm up against that green man you hate so much I'll deal with him but I'll only do it if you give me something in return

>>44831
[ERROR DETECTED: LIFEFORM SHOULD BE DEAD IN APPROXIMATELY 99:24:42 UNITS OF TIME AGO.]
What is this lower lifeform still doing, blighting our ears and mechanical sensors with superstition and dogma? Demons are not equivalent to 1/10000th of the pure inflammatory power of even our least destructive lasers and ray guns. Scanning... Scanning... Evaluating data...
CONCLUSION: The opponent is clearly mentally ill or deficient.
Evaluating conclusion...
Any oncoming war will be swift and result in our victory.
You are to cease your threats and bow to The Grox Empire.

I didn't want to win this tournament anyway (sniff)

I don't even know what's going on with you people anymore. I just want to know what your favorite food is.

>>44841

vote for Quint and not that jobber Manfred von Karma, if you do so your main in Round 1 will get 10 extra votes in the /v/ tournaments

Insignificant stick figure.... perish!

(MESSAGE FROM THE HALTMANN WORKS CO)

Greetings once again, we have to thank you very much for the investment and support. As a result, I have successfully entered this tournament and ready to venture upwards to victory. Not only that, the company has now grown stronger due to your support.

We're not done however, as I'm currently facing a robed swordswoman with the ability to move her weapons without even holding them. This may look like disadvantage but thankfully, I have upgraded my battle suit for this situation and will use every powerful weapons that I have to win this match.

I'll be asking you all for your support once again.

(END MESSAGE)

>>44839
VIP
>Yeah, H-Hel-wait my king a-are you su-
Hellen look, this may be the ONLY chance to get rid of the green menace from interrupting my ultimate plan. We just need to give Quan-Chi the best service your employees and the hotel can provide, the best hospitality, for FREE!
>F-for free?...
Yes and if Quan-Chi feels lonely in his room you can always help him out with that, if you know what I mean.
>Oh you mean giving him the most delicious dishes our prodigious chef can provide, right?
............
>R-right?

Rock and roll! What would you do if Monty was your neighbor? The house next to yours would be quite noisy I can assure you.

>>44755
But you do have a .pmx file.

Wooohoooo, just made to the leagues baby! Now time to destroy these weaklings and become number 1!

Alright devil boy, I hope you bring in a first-aid kit because you're gonna have tons of broken bones after this fight. Get ready to feel the RAWK!!!!!!!!

>>44840
Eliphas - the most evil laugh

I'm addicted to nominees, rip 'em up into pieces ♪
While I feast on their hearts, scare 'em 'till they take shots ♪
This tournament is great, so many nominees I can rape 'til I can't see straight ♪
When can I start? I'M ADDICTED TO NOMINEES! ♪

>>44850

Oh my how RUDE, and I just got here and was expecting a nice friendly match against you, only to receive such an appalling threat.

I'm going to make sure you ever regret insulting the great Dark Prince himself; time to sent you to the dark depths of the underworld.

*cough* *cough* I don't know how to feel about school. *cough* I hated all the work and I had no friends. At the same time *cough* it was the only escape from my father's beatings. I think I will still have the pig masks blow up the building and turn Baldi into a chimera when I win because it would be funny. *cough* *cough*

>>44824
<< Indeed, fool. An airgap is "no cybersecurity..." Now, let's move onto the next plan. COMMAND DUTY OFFICER! >>

<< YES, CAPTAIN! >>

BZZZT
[TRANSMISSION CUT]

>>44694
You guys better vote for Odio, this shit took me way too long to make

>>44859
Very nice. If he ever matches with Terumi I'd love s Blazblue-style sprite.

Koishi: I don't know!

>>44694
He's gonna die but not without a fight. Vote WAH

>>44694
Oh no! The massive spiky monster is going after a poor and innocent little flower. Help vote for him so he can get powered up by human sou-I mean support.

Vote for Flowey

>>44694
>>44742
That can isn't picking itself, Erika.

You don't seem very human, mister. Would you care to take a trip to Gensokyo? I can get you a train ticket.
Touhou 15.5 - Evening Star ~ Night Falls (Yukari Yakumo)

>>44848
Burn down the house while he is still inside

>>44866
Don't! You'll over cook him and there will be nothing edible!