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No.31736
Heroes and Villains of /v/ Waiting RoomAnonymous
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Thread to discussing the proposed Heroes of /v/ and Villains of /v/ tournaments
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first post for /ourguy/
No.31739
Anonymous
>>31737
Shut the fuck up Baldi, but come back for villains anyway. You too, Monika.
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Don't mind me, just posting the HERO of Whiterun (and the one that will win).
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Post your mains
>Heroes
John Ward
Geralt of Rivia
Willard H. Wright
>Villains
Erika Furudo
Dlanor A. Knox
Bernkastel
Dracula

Depending on my schedule when the tourneys happen, I'll also do stuff for Frank West in heroes and Beatrice in villains
No.31750
Anonymous
Replies:>>31757
>>31745
>all those Umineko girls
>no Battler
Battlerbros...
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>>31745
>John Ward wins Heroes and Beatrice wins Villains
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>>31745
>Heroes
I don't know who else. I'm not as invested in heroes. Might nominate Taka again.
>Villains
Fang the Sniper
Louie (loose definition)
Porky
I actually have a campaign idea for Porky I had running around in the back of my head involving portraying the pigmasks as jannies.
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>>31750
And one Umineko guy
>>31753
I can hear Reginald seething from a mile away
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>>31745
I haven't campaigned in a while
So here
>Heroes
Nick L4D2 maybe
>Villains
Sal from Wadanohara
Yeah it's a short list
No.31760
Anonymous
>>31755
Oh yeah and Olimar obviously.
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>>31753
I remember I made John read some lines from Umineko to go along with that picture, but how did I not think to combine the two in this way.
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What's that Beatrice? You say that I MUST solve the mystery of how many men you can TAKE attempting to IMPREGNATE you at ONCE?!?!?!?? And while that is happeneing, I must get PEGGED by Erika and take CUMSHOTS straight from the SOURCE 47's cock?!?!?!!!?? Not only that, but while I'm literally getting CUCKED, Will WILL be CUCKING me out of the /v/ heroes' tournament!!?!?!??!? Well that sounds like a real hoot!!!! Wait, that's not EVEN it!!??!???!?? You will get new lovers every tournament and eventually WIN while I will continue to JOB early every year?!?!?!??! You're telling me even a JOBBER like Eggkek will get a PIECE of you while I will NEVER get to feel INTIMACY with you ever again?!?!?!??!? And add to insult to injury, I'm getting NEUTERED like a DOG to show how little of a MAN I truly am as I SPEND the rest of my LIFE as Erika's pet?!?!?!?!?!??! All I can say is... YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!!!!
No.31764
Anonymous
>>31762
Kek. True love.
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No.31781
Anonymous
>>31779
I agree with the Grox ideology and think they are the underdogs for having to take on the whole universe therefore they are heroes.
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>>31745
Having come up with many teams for the next Co-op, I've got plenty of characters for this too. I also already wrote them in my notes, so I'll just copy-paste:
>Heroes of /v/:
Whiterun Guard (Skyrim)
Codsworth (Fallout 4)
Zero (Borderlands)
Vi (Bug Fables)
Ñ (Pokémon)
>Villains of /v/:
Sir Grodus (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)
Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot)
Stanley (The Stanley Parable)
Isaac (The Binding of Isaac)
The Great Mighty Poo (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

I'm likely to nominate more, I can't stop myself, and there are characters that I am debating where to nominate, as they could be either.
No.31793
Anonymous
Replies:>>31794
What is the point of this?
No.31794
Anonymous
>>31793
These tournaments? They're for fun, what else would it be?
No.31796
Samaritanon !!0q4n9L7G/iU
>>31736
You anons sure are fast. I was planning on making a single thread myself and posting a FAQ of sorts, but maybe it's better this way. I'll just repost it in the other thread. Expect it to drop soon, maybe even today.
No.31805
Anonymous
Replies:>>31816
Who cares where’s Battler?

Also BO1 Richthofen for Villian, and BO3 Richthofen for Heroes
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>>31745
>Heroes
Kirby, Dedede and Meta Knight
Jack Garland
>Villains
Dr.Wily
Dr.Eggman
Bass.EXE
Kracko
Magolor
No.31816
Anonymous
Replies:>>31818
>>31805
He's still in the cathedral.
Side note: will his supporters actually do stuff for him in this? They did nothing for him in Co-op, and only became active once Erika and Dlanor made it to Elite Eight.
No.31818
Anonymous
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>>31816
They didn't do anything because of his partner.
No.31819
Anonymous
Replies:>>31854
>>31818
Some anon had a cool idea for how to turn Cuck around, but it seemed most just gave up.
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If I run a villain, I'm totally gonna do Hazama/Terumi. He might actually be able to enter a tournament like this if I campaign, too.
BB - Hazama's Theme Gluttony Fangyoutube thumb
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>As a favor for Dlanor, Willard decides to head to the waiting room for the Heroes of /v/ tournament.
>The room takes the form of a chapel, a familiar sight for the inquisitor.
"Well, I was hoping for some place more relaxed to wait in, but I suppose this will do."
>Taking a seat in a nearby pew, he notices two men crying. One is in a top hat and monocle, while the other is in a priest outfit. He hears one of the men mutter the name "Beatrice", and a shiver goes up Willard's spine.
"I think I know who's hosting this tournament."
"Just as sharp as usual, Wright."
>A blue-haired woman in Gothic Lolita clothing appears in the pew in front of Willard. She turns around and smirks at him.
Will: "Just call me Will. I don't want people thinking I'm that lawyer horny for children."
Bern: "Whatever you say. Now, I've got some time to kill, so I'm setting up this side tournament. I hope you'll participate."
Will: "Dlanor is already pet-sitting for me, so I might as well see this to the end."
Bern: "Good. I'm still setting up the tournament, so be patient. I'm going to think up some tough mysteries for you."
Will: "Mysteries that follow Van Dine's Commandments, of course."
Bern: "Tch, you and your Van Dine. I'll follow every rule to a T to make it hard on you."
Will: Perfect, but one question before you go."
Bern: "Ask away."
Will: "Why is Beatrice dead in this game?"
Bern: "What? She's alive, just not in this tournament."
Will: "Then what's up with those two?"
Bern: "How should I know? I'm the witch of miracles, not the witch of answers. For all we know, Torres could've killed her to save a bunch of lives or something like that."
Will: "Fair enough. Fine, I'll wait for your rules."
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There's someone I plan on nominating and personally campaign for in the Heroes tournament, but I'm having some trouble thinking of a villain I really want to support. Most of my guys have already made top 8 in the main tourney.
Dunno, are the other AMfags who lurk here actually willing to campaign for this or nah?
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>>31808
You should do it first Kracko. No way am I losing to some cloud!
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>>31832
Bitch, I'm basically immortal! I'm gonna fry your useless bitch ass with my lightning and there's nothing you can do about it!
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>>31808
>>31832
Have fun in the losers tournament, you two.
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>>31833
So am I, idiot!
>>31834
Shouldn't you be jobbing to some silent fatass? Whatever. Why don't you come over to the villains tournament so I can beat you even harder than I'll beat Kracko?
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>>31836
Villain? I'm no villain, I'm not entering THAT tournament. Enjoy losing to a cloud, I'm going against actual challengers.
No.31843
Anonymous
>>31745
>Heroes
Frog
Hunter
Olimar
Kirby
Father Garcia
Harry DuBois
>Villains
King K. Rool
Erika
Dracula
Dedede
Torres
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>>31841
Well before you go up against "actual challengers", as you put it, would you mind coming to me and Garcia's church service this Sunday? We'll be praying for good fortune in this tournament, and our doors will be open to all.
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>>31844
Sorry, I've got better things to do than read children stories with people.
No.31846
Anonymous
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>>31843
>Dedede
>villain
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>>31846
I didn't hesitate did I.
I wanted banter between him and King K Rool for villains.
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>>31845
Alright then, how about a game of cards? From what I heard about you, you seem to love cards. I've got both a deck of playing cards and a deck of UNO cards. Pretty sure there's also a Craps set in the storage room I can bust out if anyone wants.
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>>31848
Those are inferior card games; no skill, no gameplay, only luck, terrible. However, I SUPPOSE I can still play if you really want to.
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>>31851
We've got nothing better to do until the tournament starts.
I'll actually set up an online UNO room in a little bit if anybody would want to play.
No.31854
Anonymous
>>31819
I’m actually the one who suggested the turnaround you’re talking about. I couldn’t partake because like the day before the tournament started I had to move, but the place I was moving into despite being told it was ready is not ready so I’m sleeping on a mattress on the floor for a few weeks.

t. got cucked out of the tournament and my living situation, due to new living situation shenanigans
No.31855
Anonymous
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>>31852
Not sure how many people are here currently, so I'm not so sure about that.
Also, I don't have UNO.
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They need to bring baby Wesker back for villains.
No.31859
Anonymous
Replies:>>31860
>>31855
There's ways to play it online via a web browser, but you're right about it not being the best time currently. Maybe during the tournament I'll set up something since people will be more active then.
No.31860
Anonymous
Replies:>>31861
>>31859
Yes that's probably best, maybe during the nominations or qualifiers when things slow down.
No.31861
Anonymous
Replies:>>31863
>>31860
I actually went and checked to see if Inscryption had multiplayer, and if it did I would've bought it and challenged you to a game. I still plan on getting it because it looks cool and I liked Leshy and P-03's stuff in Co-op, but I'm gonna wait until I have a bit more money before nabbing it.
No.31862
Anonymous
Gwent, Insrycption, UNO, and poker etc... We could have had an all out card game throughout co-op. At least we got a word puzzle from the Laytonbros.
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>>31861
Yeah no, sadly it does not have multiplayer, due to how the game works. A multiplayer version would be interesting, but it would probably have to be the true version of Inscryption.
The game has a demo, I'm not sure how far it goes as I only played the full game, but it could be good to check it out to see if the game truly interests you. I'm gonna assume the demo ends after the Angler or something.
No.31864
Anonymous
>>31862
Not a card game but I have a campaign idea for Bernkastel in villains that would be kinda similar to Layton and Luke's Co-op campaign, where Bern challenges anons to a mystery involving her opponent and other contestants. I did a couple posts early in Co-op kinda like that but I want to expand on the idea by a lot.
>>31863
Cool I'll check out the demo later this week.
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>>31862
We could have had more Inscryption if people didn't vote for TF2 instead.
Though, looking at TF2 threads on /v/, I can see why people didn't vote for the card game.
No.31866
Anonymous
>>31856
Only if Leap Frog AM comes back too
No.31867
Anonymous
Replies:>>31888
So will the RCM be letting Mario and Luigi out of prison so they can compete in this?
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>>31865
how you gonna speak when you deadass built like a pic related
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>>31745
>Heroes
Leon S. Kennedy
Wario?
Zero
Midna
Glamrock Freddy
>Villains
Albert Wesker
Dr. Eggman
Dr. Wily
Dracula (sorry Belmonts)
William Afton (Springtrap)

I honestly don't know where to place Roxy since she and the rest are hacked and against their will through the game but I guess she would belong in Villains?
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>>31869
I am going to pretend that I understood what you said and call you an idiot.
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>>31871
How you gonna call me an idiot when you deadass look like a :3
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>>31873
Be quiet, go bother Doom or something.
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>>31874
You can't tie me down hunny ^w^
I'm too cute~~
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>>31875
You aren't even worth making into a card.
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>>31870
>Dracula (sorry Belmonts)
No need to apologize to them. They have no power in villains, meaning the count will come back, stronger than ever! I hope you all are ready to see your favorite characters lose by slim margins while I go on to be Elite Eight!
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What if
No.31887
Anonymous
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>>31847
I understand.
Ideally we could somehow have Dedede in both.
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>>31867
Tehy have experiece busting out of jails.
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I've just been informed by Lady Lambdadelta that I must let Battler and 47 out of the cathedral once the Heroes tournament starts. I really don't want to, but whatever. However! Once they lose, I get to drag them back in until the next tournament. I was also promised by Lady Bernkastel that I get to have even more fun with them if I perform well in the Villains tournament, so I hope you all will vote for me there.

Also, I'm supposed to let Edgeworth out too, but uh, I don't think he wants to leave. Wright, come get him, and stay far away from Dlanor while you're at it.
No.31892
Anonymous
Replies:>>31895
>>31887
I asked the host about this earlier and if a character can be in both, they can only be nominated in one.
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>can qualify for /v/ villains tournament
>can qualify for /co/ villains tournament
>can qualify for /co/ /v/ tag tournament
>can qualify for Mr /co/
>can qualify for King /v/
this will be a Quan Chi year
No.31894
Anonymous
Replies:>>31906
>>31893
Omnipresent egg paradox characters always are my favorite for how they shit up the tournament rules.
No.31895
Anonymous
>>31892
Let's nominate Dark Matter in Dedede's body for /v/illains then.
No.31902
Anonymous
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>>31893
>Will be even bigger jobber than Eggman
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>>31902
Eggman is nothing compared to Quan-Chi
No.31905
Anonymous
>>31862
I would've nominate some Slay The Spite characters too if I hadn't forgotten.
No.31906
Anonymous
>>31883
>>31894
>Dracula can technically team up with himself from the Castlevania cartoon for /co/-/v/
No.31908
Anonymous
Replies:>>31913
>>31829
>There's someone I plan on nominating and personally campaign for in the Heroes tournament
Mind if I ask who it is?
>Most of my guys have already made top 8 in the main tourney.
I wouldn't care about that too much. If you like the characters and would like campaigning for them, go for it.
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>>31906
That's right! In a way, I almost feel sorry for those pitiful Belmonts and that puny Grimm, because they'll have to stop two counts! Belmonts might be able to do it if they pray to their God for the greatest luck in the world, although even then, they're chances are slim to none. As for Grimm, well you all already know just how badly he loses to me. Against two of me, forget it.
No.31911
Anonymous
>>31888
Wait a minute, Harry and Kim, you should check their cells real quick and make sure they're still there.
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>>31906
he could also technically appear in heroes thanks to Soma
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>>31908
>Mind if I ask who it is?
Pic rel.
>If you like the characters and would like campaigning for them, go for it.
I just don’t want to be an annoyance trying to push for a character who is already a big player in Ko/v/. I was the only person making OC for my main in Co-Op, and some anons seemed bothered by the lack of interaction - I’m not good at RP, my affinity is drawing, and AM is not particularly easy to write on top of all that. I’m only asking as I want to know if there’s gonna be support for him from the other side this time around, or if I should then focus on improving my one-man campaign.
No.31915
Anonymous
>>31913
>Pic rel.
Neat, I haven't played Sekiro yet but good luck to you.
>I just don’t want to be an annoyance trying to push for a character who is already a big player in Ko/v/.
That makes sense. Personally I wouldn't really care but I don't know what other anons would think.
>if I should then focus on improving my one-man campaign.
I'd go with that.
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>>31843
>Father Garcia
My man. I'll be doing more with John but I definitely want to do stuff with Garcia too. I love these two so much.
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hey guys what's going on in this thread?
No.31920
Anonymous
>Sonic has a murder mystery VN now
How does this change the lore now?
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>>31920
>Sonic Prime has a void filled with crystals that lead to alternate realities
Isn't it obvious who killed him?
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>>31920
Why is he doing the family guy death pose? Why is Amy happy he's dead?
No.31923
Anonymous
>>31922
>Why is he doing the family guy death pose?
Because April Fools.
>Why is Amy happy he's dead?
She's a yandere
No.31924
Anonymous
>>31920
Tails is now Battler's new sidekick
No.31925
Anonymous
>>31924
Both of them are jobbing cucks so that works.
No.31926
Anonymous
>>31924
Which girl will be raping Tails in the cathedral?
No.31927
Anonymous
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>>31926
Edgeworth is already at the cathedral so he'll be more than happy to fuck Tails again
No.31928
Anonymous
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>>31926
Rouge
No.31929
Anonymous
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>>31927
Based
>>31928
Cringe
No.31930
Anonymous
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>>31930
Goku is for Blaze
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>>31929
>CringACK
No.31933
Anonymous
>>31931
Goku is for Brisby.
No.31934
Anonymous
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>>31933
Goku is for me.
No.31935
Anonymous
>>31926
>>31930
>>31931
>>31934
Goku fucks all of them but is officially married to Mrs Brisby >>31933
No.31936
Anonymous
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>>31932
>NUly
Cringe
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>>31936
>CringACK
No.31938
Anonymous
Replies:>>31950
>>31937
>gif
Cringe.
No.31939
Anonymous
I hope that none of my mains face Grimm for main tournaments.
No.31940
Anonymous
>>31939
I firmly believe Grimm is going to win this year.
No.31941
Anonymous
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>>31940
I don't want my mains to get rapped.
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>>31941
Too bad buddy
No.31943
Anonymous
No.31944
Anonymous
>>31939
I hope mine does so he could finally get his revenge
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>>31940
What a funny joke! Next you'll say Steve will win every tournament he's in for the next year! Grimm will never make it past round 2, not here or in the main tournaments. Meanwhile, not only will I win the /v/illains tournament, I'll also win /cov/ and King of /v/, while that puny knight is still crying with Battler and Banjo in the cuck corner!
No.31946
Anonymous
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>>31945
Speaking of that, how has Grimm not made it past Round 2 while Alice made an Elite Eight?
No.31947
Anonymous
>>31945
I'm campaigning for Steve now.
No.31948
Anonymous
>>31946
Because King has a much stronger silent majority than the Queen tournament, contrary to what retards will try to make you believe.
No.31950
Anonymous
>>31938
Uno reverse card
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>AIs are taking over the boards
I knew this day would come.
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>>31951
Year of the bots, the winners will all be robots
No.31953
Anonymous
>>31948
Queen is coomers arguing, that’s it.
No.31954
Anonymous
>>31953
>t. hasn’t set foot in a single Queen thread
No.31963
Anonymous
Replies:>>31983
Any campaigns from Co-op that you hope return for this?
No.31983
Anonymous
Replies:>>32313
>>31963
I guess I'm kinda curious if people would like another Robot Master Design Contest.
No.31984
Anonymous
Replies:>>31985
/v/ is getting uppity about co-op results. I love these reactions.
No.31985
Anonymous
Replies:>>31986
>>31984
Thread?
No.31986
Anonymous
>>31985
NTA, but https://boards.4channel.org/v/thread/632756450
No.31987
Anonymous
>>31986
>Almost everyone on the elite are teams with great campaigns and yet /v/ is still disgusted
No.31988
Anonymous
Replies:>>31989
>>31987
I mean, outside of Layton and Ace Attorney (and Castlevania I guess) the franchises that won aren't really what /v/ would like.
Especially FNAF (even if Scott being a Christian might put it above Among Us and Minecraft).
Replies:>>31990
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>>31987
I was expecting this kind of reaction. We're quite small compared to the main boards so clearly there will be anons with different thoughts about it.
>>31988
Yeah, it's a bit frustrating though. The teams that made it far fought and campaigned well all through the tournament. They deserve being part of the elite.
No.31990
Anonymous
>>31989
Admittedly, I kinda only speedread the threads once we got into Elite 8 (was busy and no teams I mained remained), but mostly liked what everyone did.
No.31991
Anonymous
Replies:>>31992
>Deleted thread
AH SHIT
No.31992
Anonymous
>>31991
that's the first time I've seen it get pruned
No.31994
Anonymous
>thread was deleted as soon as Tails made himself present
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>>31986
These are more tamed responses than what we got for king 2021 or even queen 2020 ngl.
No.31996
Anonymous
Replies:>>31997
This one is still up
https://boards.4channel.org/v/thread/632714513
No.31997
Anonymous
>>31996
did not age well
No.32023
Anonymous
How would the elite co-op look like if it got hosted on /v/?
No.32025
Anonymous
>>32023
Worse, probably.
No.32026
Anonymous
>>32023
More TF2, Wario, Mario. Shit like that.
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>>32023
Campaigners and OC machines would leave after all their picks job to round 2 because /v/ is too autistic to like anything less than 2 decades old or fun crossover pairs.
No.32029
Anonymous
>>32023
The only Elite Eight team that'd still be there would be Wright and Edgeworth. Some of the teams are too niche to make waves in the main tournaments (see John and Garcia losing in round 2 of King last year), while others have popularity but most likely couldn't have made Elite Eight, like Layton & Luke and the Belmonts.
No.32030
Anonymous
Replies:>>32031
>>32023
Looking at the bracket, probably
>Law and Order/CHAOS Revengeance
>Partners in Crime
>V=EG^2
>the Dragon and the Hero/Zombie Genociders/Puzzle Solving Gentelmen/Mute City 17
>Pesky Plumbers/'We think, thefore we HATE'
>Lords of Chaos/The Belmont Clan
>Sworn Partners/Gunslinger Style
>Doctor Assisted Homocide/Pizza Time
No.32031
Anonymous
>>32030
Puzzle Solving Gentlemen would have loat several rounds earlier if it was on /v/.
No.32032
Anonymous
No.32033
Anonymous
>>32031
Not really, they have a good enough bracket that outside of like, maybe Gilgamesh, they would probably get to at least round 4.
No.32113
Anonymous
Are there any characters you think will do well in either tourney?
No.32115
Anonymous
No.32119
Anonymous
>>32113
Probably not the ones nominated by me.
No.32133
Anonymous
Replies:>>32135
>>32113
The finale of Heroes will be Kleiner vs. Geralt and the finale of Villains will be Erika vs. Torres.
No.32135
Anonymous
>>32133
We should just declare whoever beats Eggman winner by default.
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Mario movie jobbed harder than Mario.
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>>32136
>trusting professional reviewers
You're better than this, 47.
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>>32136
I didn't give you posting permissions, 47, however I'll let it slide this time because it's always funny to make fun of Mario. Despite what he says, it will never be him.
No.32139
Anonymous
Replies:>>32141
>>32136
I can't even be mad because of the people who kept acting like this would be anything but bland, illumination trash. Trusting professional critics and score rankings in general is still very fucking gay.
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>>32139
I knew it wasn't going to be that great, but didn't expect it to have been reviewed that poorly compared to D&D and Sonic movies. I thought Nintendo had all the money in the world to not screw up. Shit looked promising back in December.
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>>32136
is this you 47?
No.32146
Anonymous
>>32143
Oh NONONONONONO
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>the same reviewer who applauded Cuties
Sure
No.32164
Anonymous
Replies:>>32180
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>>32157
I LOVE that movie. I'm hoping my cute budding cousin can make the sequel.
No.32179
Anonymous
>the reviewer is a woman who called Odyssey a spin-off
Yeah, I'm no longer fucking surprised
Replies:>>32183
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>>32175
Insanely poor falseflag, Phoenix. We all know that's you. I'm still not letting you anywhere near Dlanor.
Replies:>>32280
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>>32180
>implying
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>>32157
Dude, just admit your movie is shit.

Because we made it that way
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>>32143
8% huh? I think this calls for 8% more rape tonight for Battler and 47.
No.32247
Anonymous
>>32243
Why is Battler being punished for 47's failures?
Replies:>>32252
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>>32247
Because it's funneh!
No.32252
Anonymous
>>32249
rape isn't funny unless it's a furry or lower
No.32254
Anonymous
Replies:>>32255
>>32252
Rape is funny if it's a woman raping a guy. Battler and 47 should like it. You should have learned this from the media you watched growing up.
No.32255
Anonymous
>>32254
And it's hot if it's a woman getting raped.
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>>32252
Replies:>>32272
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>>32247
It's funny.
>>32252
Shut up Edgeworth, I'll add 8% more rape to you as well.
No.32273
Anonymous
Replies:>>32274
>>32272
I wonder how Edgeworth's fetishes will evolve in Heroes
No.32274
Anonymous
>>32273
Pretty much all Star Fox, Sly Cooper and Sonic characters are in danger.
No.32275
Anonymous
I wonder how Wright's fetishes will evolve in Heroes
No.32276
Anonymous
Replies:>>32279
>>32275
He's going to be immensely disappointed when he finds out Dlanor will be nominated for Villains instead.
Replies:>>32303
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>>32272
I feel like this could be a good gif, and so a gif I made.
No.32279
Anonymous
Replies:>>32283
>>32276
Surely he'd be satisfied enough with Recette and Roll.
No.32280
Anonymous
>>32183
Speaking of Maria
Maria Got Talentyoutube thumb
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>>32275
I'm hoping your talking about the lawyer and not me. I know I'm acquaintances with Battler, but that doesn't mean I'm a perverted cousin groper like him.
No.32283
Anonymous
>>32279
We both know that wouldn't be the case
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It will be my year
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>>32284
Of course my love.
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>>32284
Nah LMAO
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Watched the movie today. Spoilers ahead. The pros? I enjoyed every single detail they added from the video games. I can safely say there is almost no scene without at least a reference to the classic era. I liked the characters and how Mario and Luigi are these newbies to the mushroom kingdom but felt like they pushed too hard on making Peach look strong which came more irritating than improvement. Yes, I'm well aware of the video games and comics where she stands for herself but I feel it got out of hand. I don't generally agree with critics, in fact I never do. However, something I haven't seen pointed out by them or the audience are the pacing issues. Everything was so quick I didn't have enough time to enjoy it. Special mention goes to scenes like Mario and Luigi with their family, Peach's backstory, Mario and DK inside the eel, the final battle to name a few. Not saying I didn't enjoy them but more like, there were pretty cool scenes but they were so swiftly handled I didn't get to enjoy them at their best as I expected. I knew there was going to be a post-credits scene but man I really wasn't waiting for that, come to think of it rewatching that scene with the Yoshis running I knew something was missing and it made sense after thinking a little more about it.
Something that clearly isn't a spoiler and everyone expected however is that Bowser was easily the best part of the movie.
Every scene with him was delightful from start to finish, but I find him also suffering of pacing issues. I also buenod a bit during the singing scenes. So, overall. Good movie but, it needed at least 10 minutes more and I really wouldn't call it the best video game adaptation, it's one of the, but I think Nintendo needs to expand a little more this idea of a cinematic universe for their franchises first. If you're reading and reached this point, my most sincere apologies if this post turned out a shit load of text
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>>32290
Why does it say "buenod". I didn't add that.
No.32292
Anonymous
>>32291
plus4chan has a filter that turns "crlnge" into "bueno".
No.32293
Anonymous
Replies:>>32295
>>32292
bueno
No.32294
Anonymous
Replies:>>32295
>>32292
bueno
No.32297
Anonymous
>>32290
Well it least it was decent
Do you plan on doing stuff for Mario in Heroes?
>>32292
cr!nge
Replies:>>32302
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>>32297
I liked it but it does have pacing issues. The answer is yes
No.32300
Anonymous
Replies:>>32304
>>32292
CRINGЄ
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>>32298
Based, but unfortunately for Mario, IT WILL BE ME
No.32303
Anonymous
>>32278
Kek, saved
Replies:>>32307
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Illumination gets us.
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>>32290
The family part is one of the best parts of the movie and added soul. I was a little disappointed with Bowser and felt that they lost some potential, but overall not too bad. Super Show still remains the best Mario media outside from the games.
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>Jimmy entering Heroes of /v/ to call Phoenix Wright a pedophile again
No.32313
Anonymous
>>31983
I'd be down for another one
No.32314
Anonymous
Replies:>>32316
Who cares where's Kleiner?
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>>32302
The battle of the century. It will be one of us.
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>>32315
It will be me. You have yet to purge yourself of your demons created from your hatred of the Batter. I will be the one to exorcise you.
>>32316
Your coworker may have beaten me, but don't let that make you cocky. A Christian beat you before, after all.
No.32319
Anonymous
Replies:>>32320
>>32318
A fighter with the power of silence beat Kleiner, a plain priest stands no chance.
Replies:>>32321
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>>32319
Kleiner's physgun may be strong, but my faith in the Lord is even stronger
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>>32320
Your faith won't save you.
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>>32321
Not so fast, demon.
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>>32321
If my faith fails me, I can always rely on my moves.
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>>32322
Nice stick figure.

>>32323
Yeah, you're screwed.
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>>32324
Fine, since you insult my moves, I'm gonna say it.
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>>32325
There you go, now you're going somewhere!
No.32348
Anonymous
>>32315
Do you still hate Batter? I know you were disappointed that Garland didn't kill him like you wanted him to.
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The fools don't realise that we are in control of the Silent Majority. Everything is going according to our plans
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>>32351
Hey Dark Matter, think you can use the Majority of Silence to make a certain red-haired prick lose in Heroes? If so, I'll personally rig you to Elite Eight in Villains. I am the Game Master, after all, so it would be super easy for me.
Replies:>>32361
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>>32355
¡No! ¡No debes hacer tratos con gente como ellos! Debería haberme dado cuenta de que la Mayoría Silenciosa era Materia Oscura todo el tiempo. Una horda de criaturas negras que subsumen todo bajo su voluntad, todo tiene sentido.
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>>32359
Yo no hablo español.
Replies:>>32364
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>>32355
...
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>>32362
YOU BETTER STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!
Replies:>>32370
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>>32364
..... Ahem.
What's the matter? Only those who can succeed survive. The previous owner of this body has failed to utilise it, so we believe it's only fair that we, who can utilise it as a resource far better, claim ownership of it.

Hope people don't mind me fucking around like this
Replies:>>32371
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>>32369
Fine then, do what you will. Looks like instead of Battler jobbing in round 1, your power will make him job in round 2 instead. What an improvement. I'm sure Erika will be delighted to rape and humiliate him more when she gets Elite Eight again.
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>>32370
Do not worry. We have no intentions of changing anything about Mr.Ushiromiya position in the tournament. It was merely chosen as a convenient body for communication purposes. He shall be able to participate in the Heroes tournament as expected. Where he will most likely fail at achieving anything, as usual.
>No tan rápido!
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>>32371
AIIIEEEEEEE!
>Lo siento. One of these black alien creatures managed to sneak through. And please try not to get possesed. We don't need a bunch of spies entre nosotros.
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>>32371
>>32372
Sorry Meta Knight, but even with Dark Mattler being taken out, it doesn't mean Battler won't job round 1. I'm already taking measures to stuff the ballot box with votes against him. I've teamed up with this Nodens fellow, who I hear is a master of ballot stuffing, although I've also heard his method of stuffing is unsanitary and frankly quite gross. Nevertheless, it's effective. I can't wait to laugh at Battler's terrible performance again.
Replies:>>32383
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>>32373
I'm not particularly interested in whatever problems you have, I simply desire to ensure that the tourneys goes in a fair and honorable way, not influenced by any outside forces.
Frankly, those that advance by putting no effort in are my enemies here. Maybe that's why, despite all his loses, I'm somewhat fond of seeing Mr.Ushiromiya try and try again. Of course, I'm not the type to give prefirential treatment either.
No.32376
Anonymous
>>32374
I'm probably gonna be too busy with Kirby characters and Wily to do much of anything for Jack unfortunately.
No.32377
Anonymous
>>32374
And exit.
Replies:>>32382
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>>32374
>Jack could get into /v/illains twice as Garland and Chaos
No.32382
Anonymous
>>32380
He could get in thrice as Jack, Garland and Chaos
Replies:>>32385
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>>32375
When you say "outside forces," this wouldn't happen to include dumping Colostomia into the ballot box, would it?
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>>32383
That's disquesting, so I oppose it by principle.
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>just realized from this rp we could use rape jokes for Meta Knight involving Susie because of him getting mechanized in Robobot
KWAB. No wonder he's siding with JOBBler.
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Stop fantasizing about characters dating each other!
Golden Witches belong with similar egg groups! Golden Witches SHOULDN'T procreate with Priests nor Fancy Sitckmin! Knights shouldn't become the husbands of vaguely human-shaped robots! Detectives shouldn't be friends with Youkai of the Satori variety! Dish Sponges do not belong with Butterfly!
STOP WITH THESE PARRINGS!
No.32392
Anonymous
Replies:>>32400
>>32387
>Golden Witches SHOULDN'T procreate with Priests
But John x Beato is a perfect couple
No.32396
Anonymous
Replies:>>32397
>>32387
Sounds like someone's jealous.
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>>32396
She shouldn't be, she's already apart of a crack ship
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>>32386
I was simply mechanized, the witch never touched me in any other way. Which was already bad enough.
>>32387
Yes please, I hate being involved with shipping. People seem to think I'm fucking every person I know.
Replies:>>32401
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>>32387
>>32392
I couldn't get the TTS program to pronounce Beatrice correctly, otherwise I would've had John read more Umineko lines to go along with this.
No.32401
Anonymous
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>Harry and Kim have Gmod models
I might do something with them in Heroes because I've been playing their game lately, and I'm loving it. Maybe I can make visuals for Harryanon's writefagging.

Also, in case you're wondering what happened to those plumbers, well it turns out they're still in jail, and their sentence won't be over until King of /v/, so they won't be an issue in Heroes.
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>>32402
>he doesn't realise they only imprisoned their Doubly Cherry clones
No.32404
Anonymous
>>32402
When you spend a day with your drunk uncle.
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>>32403
>Hey Kim, look at this cherry I found while frisking those plumbers.

KIM KITSURAGI - "Right, the Double Cherry. Apparently it can create a perfect double of whoever eats it. Personally I would advise against eating it. We don't know what harm it could bring you."

>Yeah, about that...

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant plants his face into his hand. "Oh, god damn it."
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FAITHbros how we're going to spend our Easter?
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>>32406
I was gonna post some fan art tomorrow in this thread of John and Garcia wishing you all a happy Easter (pic rel isn't mine btw). Other than that, read some of the Bible, and maybe attempt a Good Christian Boy run of FAITH along with continuing my Symphony of the Night replay.
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>>32387
*blink* ......................No.
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Happy Easter everyone
No.32455
Anonymous
>>32454
Happy easter.
No.32456
Anonymous
>>32454
Happy Easter to you too.
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Easter is shit.
Replies:>>32505
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>>32460
Be quiet, Satan. You will not ruin this holy day.
No.32469
Anonymous
>>32460
Still seething 2000 years later.
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>>32454
Happy Easter to you too John anon!
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>>32464
I don't need to do anything, your presence ruins any day.
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THIS OCTOBER
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>>32387
Oh yeah there's also this pairing from Co-op
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>>32387
so what you're saying is that men bitten by a radioactive spider should be with a deer-fox? I like you
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Is this the official crackshipping thread?
No.32573
Anonymous
Replies:>>32574
>>32571
if it is then how would each rank from most normal to most cracked?
No.32574
Anonymous
Replies:>>32577
>>32573
Well we can't rank Anything if we dunno what we're ranking. Gimme a list.
No.32577
Anonymous
>>32574
Here's what has been posted itt:
>John Ward x Beatrice
>Reginald Copperbottom x Beatrice
>Dante x Reimu
>Dracula x Celestia
>Erika x Edgeworth
No.32579
Anonymous
Replies:>>32585
>>32577
Don't forget Spongebob x The Monarch!
No.32585
Anonymous
>>32577
>>32579
>Grimm x Rance x Yugi
>Recette x Madotsuki
>Edgeworth x Ridley
>Travis Touchdown x Ashley
>rank pairings in general
Those are the /v/ ones I'm aware of. There's also the board crossover ones.
>Battler x Milhouse
>Erika x Zorak
>Alice x Mansley
And then the /co/ ones since The Monarch x Spongebob was brought up.
>Samurai Jack x Simon Laurent
>Samurai Jack x Captain America
>Spider-Man x Twig
>Aku x Hilda
>Jon Arbuckle x Megamind
>Gwenpool x Jack Spicer
>Carl x Chel
>Carl x Fang
>ENA x Xavier
>Zorak x Fang
>Jucika x Zatanna
>Hank x Johanna
>Skeletor x Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
I'm definitely missing a lot here but those are mostly the major ones.
Replies:>>32587
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>>32585
Doom x Mynt for crossovers too
No.32587
Anonymous
>>32586
Ah yes. Doom can't deny his love forever.
No.32588
Anonymous
>>32585
Also
>Grievous x Betty Boop x Tyr'ahnee
No.32590
Anonymous
>>32585
There's also Travis Touchdown x Reimu because someone made porn of them in King of /v/ 2020
No.32591
Anonymous
>>32585
you also have Mrs Brisby x Goku
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DAMN John gets to marry this?
No.32593
Anonymous
>>32592
I wonder how he's going to feel about the cock
No.32594
Anonymous
>>32593
He'll be butthurt.
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>>32592
Priests aren't allowed to marry, so good thing he was denounced by the Catholic Church.
>>32593
It's why what he's about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.
No.32596
Anonymous
Replies:>>32600
>>32592
How is John going to survive in that mountain of buttcheeks?
No.32597
Anonymous
>>32592
Someone make a Broly Culo edit of this with John Ward.
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>>32596
He brought protection.
No.32601
Anonymous
>>32600
She likes it raw
No.32602
Anonymous
Replies:>>32606
>>32600
He wants to fuck her, not burn her to death
No.32606
Anonymous
Replies:>>32611
>>32602
But anon, wouldn't that be hot?
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>>32597
I don't think this is exactly what you meant, butt
No.32609
Anonymous
>>32608
Now this is something that should be hanging in Kinzo's study.
No.32610
Anonymous
>>32608
>Tfw beatrice wants to take John’s virginity away
No.32611
Anonymous
>>32606
God fucking damn it Sans. Why are you even here? You're not a hero or a villain.
Replies:>>32613
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>>32608
>Kinzo wanted Beatrice to come back just so she could do that to him
Sounds in-character for him. Too bad she went for his dumbass grandson instead.
No.32613
Anonymous
Replies:>>32616
>>32612
Kinzobros... how many people with Beatrice cuck us with until it's enough?
No.32616
Anonymous
Replies:>>32623
>>32613
She'll stop once Kinzo cleans his study. It reeks of absinthe.
Side note: I find it odd that Kinzo is the only Umineko character besides Battler and Beatrice to qualify for one of the main tournaments. I would've expected someone like Bernkastel or Lambdadelta to qualify before him.
No.32623
Anonymous
>>32616
Doesn't Umineko still get regular threads that make bump limit on /v/ too? It's one of those series you would expect to be consistent elite eight contenders with how much the board loves it but just doesn't do that well for one reason or another. I will probably show up for Queen to at least push for Erika in Qualifiers.
No.32624
Anonymous
Replies:>>32633
>>32623
I mean, it has it's fans, but it's still a visual novel that isn't Ace Attorney.
Replies:>>32630
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>>32592
She's a hag, no?
No.32630
Anonymous
>>32628
Is it bad I find this more attractive? Something about the face and more detail on the butt.
Replies:>>32635
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>>32623
>Doesn't Umineko still get regular threads that make bump limit on /v/ too?
Occasionally, but >>32624 is right. Its fans love it but it's hampered by being a super long VN. Beatrice and Battler get boosted by the former being the most popular and recognizable 07th Expansion chick and the latter because memes and wrestling.
>I will probably show up for Queen to at least push for Erika in Qualifiers.
I'll definitely be in qualifiers doing stuff for her and Dlanor again, even if I don't think it's likely she'll qualify, but who knows, maybe a miracle will happen and both will get in.
Too bad Bern is the witch of miracles, and is too much of a bitch to let it happen.
I'll do stuff for Bern too cause I also love her.
No.32635
Anonymous
Replies:>>32644
>>32633
Wish you luck anon, even if I don't really paritipate in female only tourneys.
And hey, Batter winning was essentially a miracle. Through I still wouldn't get your hopes up too much.
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>>32630
It is the natural form of the human body, especially the natural and rightful form of the female buttocks.
No.32644
Anonymous
Replies:>>32645
>>32635
I'm not super active in Queen, although that's mainly because the characters I care about always lose in the first two rounds, but I'm hoping for Erika to at least qualify, although of course I would love it if she won some matches, even if it's incredibly unlikely she'll do as well as she and Dlanor did in Co-op.
No.32645
Anonymous
Replies:>>32663
>>32644
I think you probably have a better chance in Queen anyway.
No.32653
Anonymous
Replies:>>32663
Man there's 7 months left until Queen but we already started coomposting... Nice.
No.32658
Anonymous
Replies:>>32664
Also, apparently the Octopath Gatcha revealed that Odio and Oersted are seperate beings, so he can technically be nominated in both.
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>>32645
Maybe. Co-op definitely exposed her to more people, and she most likely wouldn't have to worry about the series limit (I was totally expecting Black Battler to get in over her and Dlanor), so that plus campaigning during qualifiers could boost her to getting in. I was thinking that Battler's campaign during Ko/v/ last year could help other Umineko characters get votes, but I kinda doubt that'll happen since most of Battler's supporters haven't read Umineko.
>>32653
I had this idea of using ElevenLabs to make a voiced Erika JOI, but I thought it would be too autistic to do so I discarded the idea.
No.32664
Anonymous
Replies:>>32672
>>32658
Wait there's an Octopath gacha?
No.32665
Anonymous
Replies:>>32667
>>32663
>I was thinking that Battler's campaign during Ko/v/ last year could help other Umineko characters get votes, but I kinda doubt that'll happen since most of Battler's supporters haven't read Umineko.
Shout out to Ooshi, Keiichi, Scout for teaming up.
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>>32663
It definitely exposed her to me.
>I thought it would be too autistic to do so I discarded the idea
I would have thought it was hilarious but that's just me.
No.32667
Anonymous
>>32665
Nah fuck Ooishi, his air conditioning sucks
No.32668
Anonymous
>>32666
I was thinking of nominating her for Ms. /aco/, so I'd make it for that if I do. It's more fitting for the porn tournament than Co-op or Queen.
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>>32666
WOWZERS SHES BEAUTIFUL
No.32672
Anonymous
>>32663
I just think somewhat obsecure characters have a btter shot at doing better in Queen than King.
>>32664
Yes. Might be Japan only throught.
Mentioned it just because it might be interested. I'll be too busy with Wily and the Kirby characters to do much for him.
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>>32672
so you're saying Tofu has a better chance at Queen then in King?
No.32674
Anonymous
>>32673
I dunno, Tofu feels kinda like Propane or Ebony & Ivory, so look at them.
No.32675
Anonymous
Replies:>>32676
>>32672
>I just think somewhat obsecure characters have a btter shot at doing better in Queen than King
That's a good point. Maybe Erika has a decent shot if she qualifies. It would be hilarious if she did better than Battler again.
>>32673
Tofu would be hit with the series limit easily in King since only two RE characters will be allowed, so yeah, nominate it for Queen.
No.32676
Anonymous
Replies:>>32677
>>32675
>It would be hilarious if she did better than Battler again.
It could happen considering the jobber meme and if Battler doesn't get 47 early.
Still probably won't be as bad as Luka vs Alice in 2022.
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>>32676
>It could happen considering the jobber meme and if Battler doesn't get 47 early.
More like it WILL happen because he's too much of a dumbass to do better than me.
>Still probably won't be as bad as Luka vs Alice in 2022.
I'm surprised Gene doesn't get stuff done for him considering /v/ loves his game. He just shows up every year and does nothing, while other niche characters like Ayin or Rance tend to generate a decent amount of discussion and OC.
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>>32672
>I just think somewhat obsecure characters have a btter shot at doing better in Queen than King
Maybe, but I'll still nominate characters that are more than somewhat obscure. Maybe PAFF will win the bottom tournament, hopefully she'll have a chance there.
No.32680
Anonymous
/v/ needs a little more time to adjust to niche characters and are still in shock from 2021. Hopefully the pendulum swings the focus back from popularity to campaign and funposts.
No.32681
Anonymous
>>32680
to make it clear I'm not talking about winners. I'm talking about rounds in general. For queen we lost 2 OC generators in round 2 to characters who were going by popularity of their games alone.
No.32682
Anonymous
>>32681
You do have to keep in mind that these are still popularity contests.
No.32683
Anonymous
>>32681
>lost 2 OC generators
People keep talking about Buddy but tbh with you I refused to vote for her because of how egregiously OOC her entire campaign was. Her supporters should focus on showing how much of a little shit she is, like in the actual game, because otherwise you might as well not be voting for the character. Get it?
I could say this is a "problem" that concerns what campaigning entails as a whole, but it’s not worth delving into right now. Ranni winning over her was completely understandable, beyond the pure popularity aspect.

At the same time, I want to say I don’t understand why anons keep pointing at Queen as if it was the tournament that failed to pay campaigners their due, when the two finalists turned out to be the girls with the most drawings and posts made of them, and the entire E8 was very active. King was unironically a lot worse with this, especially during the latter rounds.
No.32690
Anonymous
Replies:>>32694
>>32683
>At the same time, I want to say I don’t understand why anons keep pointing at Queen as if it was the tournament that failed to pay campaigners their due
I think because a lot of people were demoralized after how many thread favorites and OC machines lost in the first two rounds, but it did pick up in the Elite Eight matches, whereas with King, there was still some favorites in even after characters like John Ward and Kleiner lost, although I agree with you on King being worse in that regard. The main OC I can remember from semi-finals and finals was Mecha-Chris vs. Wesker.
No.32693
Anonymous
>>32683
I think OOC is ok when the character has little to no characterization and is left to the imagination to fill in the gaps, but I agree it shouldn't be the main focus when that character already has one.
No.32694
Anonymous
Replies:>>32698
>>32690
The only faction in King still campaigning with all its might by that point were the AM posters. I wanted more of that banter with Mecha-Chris and the other writefags, but it just couldn't be. Whereas in Queen you could feel all the girls in the final four were putting a lot of effort into their OC and posts.
Replies:>>32700
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>>32694
At least the posts we got from Mecha-Chris were fantastic. Chris' banter with Wesker and Leon earlier in the tournament was also great, so I hope we get more of it this year with Leon coming back.
No.32700
Anonymous
>>32698
Leon was super boring in 2021. If he doesn’t get anything and makes top 8 again I hope he is sent to the rape cathedral.
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>>32700
>Leon makes it to quarter-finals before losing
>Ends up placing 6th again
>He starts wishing he lost earlier once he sees who placed 6th in Queen
No.32703
Anonymous
>>32702
Sounds like Leon would be the real winner after all.
No.32706
Anonymous
>>32680
I mean, you can't really call Jack a mainstream character either. Or that he had no campaign, you might not like how it worked, but it was very much a notable presense.
No.32710
Anonymous
>>32700
I mean King 22 made him a furry degenerate that wants to fuck a female Tom Nook so at least he's got a gimmick
No.32711
Anonymous
>>32702
He'd probably be fine with Erika raping him constantly solely because she's not Claire
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>year of the cats
>year of the Kleiner sweep
Her year.
Replies:>>32731
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So what did people think of Dlanor in Co-op? I know Erika was the more vocal of the two, but I tried to balance it out. Would people be interested to see her come back for /v/illains?
No.32719
Anonymous
Replies:>>32720
>>32585
>Jon Arbuckle x Megamind
You should also include Mung Daal x Spear then.
No.32720
Anonymous
Replies:>>32730
>>32719
Was that even romantic? Jon and Megamind were actually a couple.
No.32730
Anonymous
>>32720
Mung and Spear is more of a Chef and Customer relationship
No.32731
Anonymous
Replies:>>32752
>>32717
I don't really think anything of her.
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>>32731
I suppose this means I don't have your VOTE? Well, that's OKAY. Lady Erika bought me a lot of Mega Bloks during Co-op, so I have those to keep me OCCUPIED. I was also given a raise from the Great Court of Heaven for both getting to Elite Eight, and for doing better than BATTLER. I hear he's still jealous of mine and Lady Erika's PERFORMANCE.
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>>32752
>Mega Bloks
Legos are better.
No.32754
Anonymous
Replies:>>32763
>>32752
I only vote for characters I would do stuff for in the qualifiers, so mostly just my nominees. If she qualifies, she could get my vote, depends on the opponent.
Replies:>>32756
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>>32752
>Mega Bloks
lol

>>32753
>Legos
lmao
Replies:>>32757
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>>32755
My fellow jobber, you too should be on the side of legos.
Replies:>>32768
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>>32756
Why play with toys when you can play with the very world around you?
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>>32753
Looks like you haven't read Knox's Decalogue thoroughly ENOUGH.
>>32754
Oh ok, that makes SENSE.
Replies:>>32771
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>>32757
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This is her year.
No.32775
Anonymous
Has anyone here ever even actually had their main win a tournament?
No.32776
Anonymous
Replies:>>32779
No.32777
Anonymous
>>32775
The Zorak anon.
No.32778
Anonymous
>>32775
No. Closest I came was Ko/v/ 2020 and Co-op when my mains made it to semis in both.
No.32779
Anonymous
>>32776
How far have they gotten?
No.32781
Anonymous
>>32775
they didn't make it pass qualifiers nor round 1
No.32782
Anonymous
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>>32775
No, most of the characters I nominate have little to no chance of winning, which is why I nominate them.
No.32785
Anonymous
Replies:>>32806
>>32775
I mean Jack was my main but I only nominated him because everyone else didn't
No.32786
Anonymous
>>32775
Any of my characters barely even make it past qualifications
No.32787
Anonymous
If your character isn't already popular just give up
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>>32787
No.32790
Anonymous
Replies:>>32793
>>32787
How did someone like the Batter who has been irrelevant for x amount of years become a tournament winner and favorite at the same time despite rarely getting any fanfare before 2021?
No.32791
Anonymous
>>32787
1. No, that isn't fun.
2. Popularity is often the downfall of many characters. There are so many autists that won't ever vote for a character because they are popular thinking that it would be boring if they won.
No.32793
Anonymous
>>32790
OFF was fucking huge during 2011-2014. I would never describe his game as "v-core" as opposed to Yume Nikki, IHNMAIMS, Rance, Black Souls etc, but I imagine the Batter himself has to be pretty recognizable for a lot of zoomers and young millennials.
You also have to understand he got a relatively lucky bracket and by the end of his run many anons were voting for him by virtue of making justice for other fallen contestants.
No.32794
Anonymous
>>32791
Do you define popular in terms of game's notoriety alone, seed level, or the amount of threads they get on /v/?
No.32795
Anonymous
>>32787
I don't care if my favorites aren't all that popular or get low seeds. I will continue to campaign for them because I love them.
No.32796
Anonymous
>>32787
Fuck off
No.32797
Anonymous
>>32791
>There are so many autists that won't ever vote for a character because they are popular thinking that it would be boring if they won.
Correct, I love literal whos.
No.32798
Anonymous
Replies:>>32801
>>32791
>There are so many autists that won't ever vote for a character because they are popular thinking that it would be boring if they won.
I don’t get some of the spite for high seeds and elite eight members receive either. Nigger just vote for who you genuinely prefer and believe has the most entertaining and creative posts, it isn’t more complicated than that.
No.32799
Anonymous
Unlike IGN and Gamefaqs, there's alot of fun and effort put into these than the regular game dick measuring contests. I'm glad for either result as long as one or more anons put in the work for a campaign.
No.32801
Anonymous
Replies:>>32803
>>32798
Some believe their mains can win if they get rid of threats. The thing is if you have to get rid of characters solely to make it easier for your character to win, your character is probably not going to win.
No.32802
Anonymous
>>32787
based
No.32803
Anonymous
>>32801
I want my main's final run to be kino from beginning to end. If he gets a shit finale strategically devised to grant him an easy victory then it’s not worth the effort.
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>>32785
Which Jack?
No.32808
Anonymous
Speaking of boring and anti climatic match ups no mentioned the ko/v/ 2020 finale where people lost more interest than Jack Off.
No.32809
Anonymous
>>32791
>There are so many autists that won't ever vote for a character because they are popular thinking that it would be boring if they won.
That only really applies if your character is super normalfag/autistic childcore, ie. shit like Mario, Master Chief or Among Us.
No.32810
Anonymous
Replies:>>32811
>>32808
Jack Off was compared plenty of times with Dante vs Raiden but I still think the former was worse. Does this mean 2023 will have a good finale again like 2021?
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>>32810
Does this mean 2023 will have a good finale again like 2021?
Yes.
No.32813
Anonymous
Replies:>>32814
>>32809
Maio and Among Us have shown to have active campaigners and decent OC so they're ok. I get why people don't like them but they're still good winners in my book.
No.32814
Anonymous
Replies:>>32817
>>32813
I was just talking about what popular series usually get spitevoted for being too popular.
Like, remember how hard the blowback was when someone brought up the possibility of Mario vs Luigi as the finals?
No.32816
Anonymous
>>32809
Mario would be a decent winner and I will die on that hill.
No.32817
Anonymous
Replies:>>32818
>>32808
More people voted in the 2020 finale than in the 2022 one.
>>32814
That post was most likely a psyop.
No.32818
Anonymous
>>32817
Anon who brought up Mario vs Luigi here.
I just made an observation after Chris vs Wesker was brought up. Didn't really expect such an explosion.
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>>32811
>Kleiner wins 2023
>He gets Gmod porn of him fucking the Queen
I hope he qualifies again for that and for more Gmod kino. Hope he does well in Heroes too.
No.32821
Anonymous
>>32799
I still don't get why GameFAQs doesn't ban their winners. Wouldn't people get tired of the same couple characters always winning?
No.32838
Anonymous
>>32811
Won't happen
No.32839
Anonymous
>>32838
>t. Breen
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>>32838
Oh, the Kleiner Sweep is happening, you can't stop it.
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You all will be supporting yours truly in /v/illains, right? Well, it doesn't matter one way or the other. Using my power to control the count, I will stuff and mail-in votes to take me all the way to Elite Eight, and none of you can stop me! Matter of fact, I will rig it against Agent 47, Doomguy, and the Belmonts in their Heroes tournament, and that goes double for Grimm! Now, I know that computer will be in /v/illains with me, but please, there's no way he'll be getting far. He's stuck in Hell with that nerd in glasses. Maybe I'll pay him a visit and make him play Simon's Quest and Castlevania: The Adventure just to add on to his torture! Once again, I will reign supreme!!!
No.32853
Anonymous
Replies:>>32855
>>32851
You couldn't get into Elite Eight in Co-op. Where was your rigging power then?
Replies:>>32855
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>>32851
<<Look at this photograph! Everytime I look at her she turns into ash!>>
Replies:>>32858
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>>32853
I see how it is, Belmont. You think just by posting that anonymously, I'll reveal all my weaknesses to the world, but unfortunately for you, I'm far smarter than you and everyone else in your family! Just for this, I'll make sure you job even harder than Grimm, Banjo, Battler, and Eggman combined!!
>>32854
Very low blow, you insignificant worm! You're not the only one here who can fly, so don't think you'll be safe from me!
No.32858
Anonymous
Replies:>>32859
>>32855
I'm not a Belmont. All I'm saying is if you had that move up your sleeve, you should have turned the chessboard over when you were already close to Elite Eight
Replies:>>32866
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>>32858
Hmm, I must admit you are right, and I retract my accusation of you being one of those filthy Belmonts. Instead, I will accuse you of being Battler because you mentioned turning the chessboard, and I will command you to shut the fuck up. Perhaps you are actually his step-mother, as she was the one to introduce him to that phrase. If anything, that's even worse considering how much of a sick cunt she is. Either way, be gone with ye!
Replies:>>32879
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>>32859
I think you have me confused for someone else, mi amigo. I was just trying to give you advice but if I hope whoever it is you are talking about, you don't send them back to you know who. Està bien?
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>>32775
It was my first tournament too
I went all out.
No.32871
Anonymous
>>32851
Stop LARPing as Dracula, Rugal.
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>>32866
Nice try, Battler, but unfortunately for you, I already saw this trick during Co-op with that one Pokemon trainer who kept bugging the mad scientist. Now come on, I feel like raping you and 47 at the same time this morning.
No.32881
Anonymous
Replies:>>32883
>>32799
579. Axel Steel / Cloud Strife / Midna / Miles Edgeworth
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Axel_Steel_vs_Cloud_vs_Midna_vs_Miles_Edgeworth_2008

This match pretty much proved that four-ways we're running their course and that all of B8 was getting tired of it.

This was easily the weakest four-bunch of the whole first round in 2008. And dare I say THE WORST MATCH EVER.

We have Cloud, who decimates anyone that he works with in a match that isn't an upper-level Nintendo/Square character. Midna, would catches a lucky break more than any famous celebrity would get, when trying to escape from the paparazzi.

Axel Steel and Miles Edgeworth? Sounds like names that we're rejects from NXT. NXT? Exactly.

Watching this match was about as interesting as watching your fingernails grow.

Notice anything? Good. Get back to life and do something fun, rather than looking anything up regarding this match.

Or looking at your fingernails.

Cloud annihilates his opposition for an easy first place. Midna scores an undeserving, distant second.

Alex Riley gets wished for his best future endeavors and Edgeworth gets punishment for walking MILES to get back home after this match.
No.32883
Anonymous
Replies:>>32891
>>32881
I'm reading some of the pages on this wiki, and they have their own tournament lore, and it's somehow more autistic than ours. For example, Alucard from Castlevania is secretly Jesus Christ, and he would purposely lose matches so he can kill Conan O'Brien.
No.32887
Anonymous
Replies:>>32888
https://board8.fandom.com/wiki/(6)Kratos_vs_(13)Travis_Touchdown_vs_(22)Recette_Lemongrass_2013
I didn't know Recette was that known to even qualify lmao.
No.32888
Anonymous
>>32887
>Travis got less votes than a loli
He'd probably be happy about this more than anything
No.32891
Anonymous
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>>32883
Why Conan O'Brien?
No.32895
Anonymous
>>32891
I have no idea. I just found this paragraph on his character page, and I'm completely confused.
>The Plan proved ever almighty against the God of Late Night Comedy, Conan O'Brien, but wisely set up a victory against the swashbuckler Captain Jack Sparrow, since Alucard didn't want to upset the Flying Spaghetti Monster, God of Pirates and Midgets.
No.32896
Anonymous
Replies:>>32979
>>32895
>God of Pirates and Midgets
We found Erika's God.
No.32897
Anonymous
>>32895
So this how we look to board normies that don't follow tourney story autism.
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>>32897
Yes.
No.32901
Anonymous
>>32897
What are your favorite autistic moments in these tournaments all together?
No.32902
Anonymous
Replies:>>32907
>>32899
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And rape.
No.32903
Anonymous
>>32901
AM reviving Chris Redfield from the dead and turning him into a cyborg to have him beat the shit out of Jack Garland only to be stopped by Wesker instating a CAPTCHA that changes every nano-second is definitely a highlight
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>>32901
It all kind of blurs together but I liked the arrow posts with Jesus in Queen and this comic from the AM vs Wesker match. Also Battler using minibombs to kill off Christopher Robin.
No.32907
Anonymous
>>32902
I feel like with each new tournament, we get more rape, and most of the time, it's man-on-man rape.
No.32908
Anonymous
>>32907
It would be funny if the rape cathedral image continued to get expanded.
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>>32907
The purest form of rape.