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>>222724
"...sorry, what'd you say? This got so boring I took a nap."

>"Oh wait, nobody cares because YOU'RE ALREADY OUT!"

DOHOHOHOOHOHHO!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for all the fun girls! As a token of our appreciation, we left a little gift for you.

>Pumpkin Bombs filled with Joker Venom are hidden all over your hotel. You have three minutes to disarm. Get crackin'.

>>222788
>Heheheheh, Alvin's in big trouble!
I concur. Now where do we set off for our next round?

RRROUUND 2! We made it, Amity! In the normal tag team tourney and not in a weird temporary one this time!
>I hope those pets are okay...
Next up, SPOOKY TWINS.
>This is more our speed. But it's less Boiling Isles spooky and more... what was it called? Halloween?
Sup' spooky guys, what you think of our costumes? We're Hecate and THE GOOD WITCH AZURA!

Nice.

Deimos: "Well, that was laughably easy. Sylvester and Tweety couldn't stand a chance against us!"
Sanford: "Let's see who's next... Oh great, more fucking furries."
Madness Combat 5.5 Soundtrack: Cheshyre - Main Theme

Well it was worth a shot, I guess my fans only root for me when I am hot in Playboy
>Let's go, Mr. Wolf. We have to prepare for the hottest time of the year

>>222785

NOOO LORD MEGATRON PLEASE NOT AGAIN
KNOCKOOUOUT DO SOMETHING!!!

>>222798
I DO BELIEVE THAT MAN IS, AS THEY SAY, A FUCK-ING BALLER.

>"Hoorawy!"
"Mhhhm hmm!"
Lumpy and Cuddles celebrated their swift victory as they defeated the anthropomorphized reflection and her man. Not only that, but Lumpy even got a oneup on that Bullwinkle guy by proving he's the superior moose from making it farther.
...Superior in very large quotation marks. At least the other one can actually talk. Whatever, they've thankfully still got a long line of people ready to beat them into a pulp before they win. And there's no one else better then smashing things into fine paste like Tom and Jerry. Surely the majority won't pick wrong twice, right?

Well done, my fluttering horde. The Mrs. and I are elated to see that do-gooder autobum Optimus taken down a peg. Now Truckules, THERE'S a big-wheeler with some gas. I feel a shred of sympathy for Bumblebee, being insects of a gossamer wing and all, but the Monarchs show mercy to no man or machine!

Speaking of, it is time to see to our next duo of unfortunate schmucks who will pave the way to our victory... Simon and Theodore?
Just... Simon and Theodore? No Alvin? Hah! This will only be ever slightly more difficult than if we were facing a pair of regular, non-vocally gifted chipmunks! Take to the poll minions, vote your Monarchs to glory!

Oh no, we lost Vaggie....
>There, there it's only a competition it's nothing to stress about
At least you have been in the elite multiple times
>Yeah but you won that one /cov/ tournament with the doomguy so that evens it out
>>222789
A Pumpkin Bomb? Vaggie, look! We managed to redeem them! They showing us gratitude with this!
>CHARLIE THROW THAT SHIT OUT THE WINDOW
>*flushes them down the toilet*
>(Later)
I am sorry to announce the bathrooms in the hotel are temporarily out of service
>And also we have to apologize for the number of guests who are now in the hospital and can't stop laughing

Genuinely thank you for using Spectacular's Goblin. Best Green Goblin design ever

>>222805
You know, I also made it to round 2... Maybe at some point we will get to be very close to each other.

"....."
"...."
"....."
"So... when are we gonna meet Patrick and SpongeBob?"
"Patrick isn't part of the competition."
"What the hell!? Patrick's SpongeBob's best friend! Who is he teaming up with then?"
"That would be Mr Krabs."
"Mr Krabs? Why would they team him up with his boss? Why not Patrick, or Sandy, hell even Squirdward makes more sense than Mr Krabs. That's it, I'm getting Black Hand to stop this tournament to fix this."
"Meatwad we're not going to stop a tournament because SpongeBob has the wrong partner."
"Yes we are. I gots the money. Hey Black Hand come here a minute."
"He's not gonna arrive if you call on him like a dog."

That's it, Carl. I'M GETTING ME MALLET

>>222807
FIVE YEARS
FIVE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING YEARS YOU'VE BEEN AT THIS
HOW MUCH LONGER MUST I SUFFER YOUR LUSTINGS, SPONGE?!

Was there ever any doubt?

Sorry your run had to be cut short like that Blarkanon. I was really excited when you managed to narrowly squeak into the top 128. Sadly instead of something like a dark horse run, fate felt it fitting to pit us together right out of the gate. Hope you aren't that unlcuky next year

>>222808
>Comes down via Lightning in the sky.
"Who hath summoned the being known as Black Hand! Master of all the Black Anons of plus4chan!!"
"I did."
"Ah. Contestant Meatwad of the team TUBNIGGAS! I see you are displeased with this tournament! Respond to why you are displeased!"
"Well you see Mr Black Hand, Master of all the Black Anons of plus4chan, I think SpongeBob should be with Patrick."
"You think SpongeBob should be with Patrick?"
"Yeah."
"Despite the fact that Patrick was never nominated and even if he was, Spongebob and Mister Krabs team clearly got in with... let me check the records... Right. 61 votes."
"Yeah I think that sounds about right."
"Listen I am not stopping a tournaments because some anon fucked up and didn't nominate the right team! You get what you got! This isn't Playgirl of /trash/ 2025, nor am I Dill Clinton! I'm not even hosting this shit! That's Coayanon! I'm just moderating the board and shit! So unless you have someone you want me to band... FUCK OFF!
>Flies away

>>222805
Why, frankly, sir, Theo-dore and I are better off without our braggart of a brother. Now that Alvin isn't around, I can focus my smarts on what REALLY matters.

Prfff whatever, I am basically the real Ms. /co/. I don't need this
>B-but I thi-
Quiet, Kit.

>>222812
"....."
"....."
"....."
"I still want to meet Patrick Fry."
"I'll... I'll see if I get SpongeBob to arrange a meeting."

>>222813
Look, I might be the Monarch but I'm not the type of guy who gets off on grinding the dreams of children into dust. So I'm going to try and let you kids down gently...

You're not a duo, you're a trio. Any two of you without the third is gonna feel like an incomplete set, and what's worse you're a duo without your headliner. It's "ALVIN and the Chipmunks!"

Just you and your brother is like... McCoy and Spock with no Kirk. Larry and Curly with no Moe.
You are but mashed potatoes and green beans with no steak to serve as the savory centerpiece of your meal!

>TheAutisticGamer774, sounds like we found your handle Dag
>Hehehe, yea... nononono WAIT a minute Norb, you will NOT pull this on me again. I am TheCOOLGamer774 and that is FINAL!
>I dont know Dag, you do not seem the cool one to me, you seem rather...
>HEY spoot head, I am VERY cool!
>Really, hmmm? Not the way you are acting.
>WATCH IT
>Hey hey hey, do not shoot the messager here, only saying the truth.
>Hmff, well smarty pants, what does that make you?
>My dear Dag, as always I am not only the cool one, I am the complete package, the greater sum of the beavers, the full name beginning to end.
>That means you are TheCoolAutisticGamer774.
>That I am, that I a-HEY
>Hehehe got you this time Norb!
>I AM NOT THE AUTISTIC ONE.
>"Not the way you are acting" huh Norby Dorby? hehehe
>Ugghhhhhhhh, touche this time...