/tnt/ - Tournaments & Events

OC Anchor.

"Hey look Fry! We in the doc!"
"Well I'll be damned. We actually made it to Round 1."
"Told ya Tubniggas was a good name."
"I don't it was the name that helped us out Meatwad."
"Pfft. Whatever you say Frylock. But you know I'm right. I may be dumb but I'm right."
"It seems our first opponents are none other than the infamous Blue and Gold Team. Which consists of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle, not the current one with the cybernetics but the one that was... without superpowers."
"So dis gonna be easy then."
"No Meatwad. The Blue and Gold Team have legacy, which means they have a chance of beating us due to nostalgia from anons who clearly have way too much time in their hands and participate in them. Which means we must get the people to vote for us."
"Can't we just rig like Shake does?"
"No! There's no honor in that! Besides we're trying to prove we're better than Shake remember?"
"I mean we can ask Carl if it's fair. He was a runner up."
"Carl's also going to agree that cheating's bad. We must focus on the votes rather th-."
"Hey Carl! Did you rig your way to second place!?"

"Don't dig through my trash" he says. Bah! We'll show that Howard the Duck wannabe who's the better team. So who's the first team we're going up against?

>A singing warthog and meerkat. Judging from the data collected from my ring, they don't seem to be mutated or of extraterrestrial nature.

…Seriously? A singing animal duo. That’s what we're getting right out the gate?

>Rocket…you're a talking raccoon. None of you are even the weirdest thing I've seen in the cosmos.

But that's the thing, I don't sing! How is the singing part not weirding you out?!

Alright, listen up people!
Now that we're here, we will make sure that this entire tournament stays 100% rig-free and full of clean fighting. So don't even think about trying to do anything funny around here.
We especially have our eyes on you guys:
>>222542
>>222550
>>222615
>>222521
>>222639
You all better not be planning anything funny here, or you'll be facing the wrath of YOU'RE BUSTED!

Well well, look at that. We made it in. Say, we're going to have quite a haul if we can land ourselves on round 2. 64 poor, lost souls for the taking. What do you say, esqueleto? Split the work and we split the reward.

>MIKO, WAKE UP! This is no time for a recharge.
>Y...yes, Five...

"AHUAH! Ge heur Haccpebed hurf 47 hotes!"
>"Uahaahahahehe! Alwight!
And with 47 votes, the two furry friends had successfully made it in at 46th place.
Great. Just Great... But it remains to be seen how they'll stack up to their first opponent, if they're even competent enough to not KILL themselves before this round ends.

Deimos: "Hank might probably get upset at us, but we somehow managed to get qualified in one of those tournaments before him."
Sanford: "Let's see who our first two victims are... Oh, they're two old fart cartoon characters."

Okay, ROUND 1! (again). Who's up, Amity?
>It's ...Fancy & Ferocious?
Aww, they're cute pets! And Tito looks like a palisman!
>Well if their name means anything then be wary, Luz.
Right! My time in the Boiling Isles taught me cute does NOT equal cuddly... But let's not blast them away or anything? I mean, they MIGHT be just pets.

>>222658
Let me do some research...
>C...
>H...
>E...
>L...
Hmm, this is proving diff-icult to find.

>I want my /tnt/

>Now look at 'em schizos, that's the way you do it
>You bait the anons from the /tnt/
>That ain't working, that's the way you do it
>Drama for nothing and your (You)s for free

>Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it
>Lemme tell ya, these guys ain't alright
>They will get your pick falseflagged with BBC
>They will get your pick falseflagged with spite

>We've got to roleplay on every thread
>Post some OC deliveries
>We've got to roll for who's getting raped now
>We've got to get them to the Elite

Dire Straits - Money For Nothing (Official Music Video)

>>222658
>What's the password?

So, our first victims reveal themselves. I don't know if this secondary website has its own version of /trash/, but by day's end tomorrow these Autobots will be sent to the scrapyard!

Henchmen! Take to the polls, vote for your Monarchs and we'll crush these oversized children's toys into itty bitty lumps of plastic!

Our first opponent is a lion? Hm, doesn't look like any Thunderian I've ever seen. Could this be a Mutant working for Mumm-Ra? Perhaps He-Man would recognize this creature.

>>222655
>Seems the gamers are busy resting on the job. SKELETOR, NOW IS THE TIME TO ATTACK! THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP US WHILE THEY RECHARGE!

>>222664
Mighty Monarch! You count with all of our support! In fact we have evidence that one of those autobots you're facing against is a remorseless monster! People will praise the name of the Monarch, I assure you!
Sentinel prime begs for mercy

Goddamnit that bastard Max, has already ahead of us! C'mon Stu, we can't let him win in this tournament, we have to fight our way up.
>Don't worry bro, there's no way he's going to get past that man and his robot. Meanwhile, we got easy opponents here.
Easy? These boys are even bigger troublemakers then Max himself. I swear if we lose to them, you'll be babysitting my daughter for entire week!
>Okay okay...I promise I won't screw up this time.

>>222666
Ergnh, Miko? BACKUP?

>>222666
INDEED, old friend! Nothing is more satisfying than teaching a couple of brats a good lesson about respecting the classics! NYEHEHEHEHE!!

Alright dude, we're finally here. Now let's go and win this tournament. What's our first opponents?
>We facing two cat-rabbit....things?
What?
>I dunno man, they look like those weird animal plushies that girls love to buy.
Whatever man, let's do this before Benson gets pissed.

>>222671
WIN THIS MATCHUP AND VOTE FOR NICOLE AND ME OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED!!

>>222667
Uh... thanks, Starscream, but you're aware we're BAD GUYS right?
We're supposed to be the remorseless monsters here. It's a part of the villain label we've selling, we can't let people think that soft-hearted semitruck Optimus is more cruel than us!

>>222673
Yes, but you see huh.... He's gay like, GAY af for Megatron. Him being an evil genius and being gay for Megatron makes us the bad guys look gay!

>>222673
>>222674
>Bad Guys
You called?

>>222670
>Your skeleton could use some dusting, if I say so myself. Lemme help!

>C'mon Five, Skeletor and the Commander are this way!
*SIZZLE*
>Other waAaAay~

We can see the stunts you're pulling
In that dusty desert sun
But when we land this strike on you
There's nowhere left to run

You says it’s all just a game
But every bubble’s got to pop
Folks will see that six-gun smoke
And then it will finally have to stop

Don't think you're gonna win this time
'Cause you better believe we're gonna fire a dime on you!
We'll get ya (Yeah!), We'll get ya (Yeah!)
And when we do, you're gonna be busted! (Busted!)

We don't wanna put the hurt on you
But you better believe us when we tell you
That we finally rip the cape off of you
You're busted! (Busted!)

There’s a new badge on the street
And we're bringing down the heat!
Our eyes can see past your mask
'Cause it's not one big wooden cask

And we don't care what you shoot
'Cause there's one six-letter word
It's gonna set the boot (gonna set the boot)
Starts with a 'B' (starts with a 'B')
Goes B-U-S-T-E-D, you are busted (busted)

We don't wanna put the hurt on you
But you better believe us when we tell you
That we finally rip the cape off of you (we'll get ya)

You're busted (Don't think you're gonna win this time)
Yeah, you're finally gonna see the light (fire a dime on you)
This is how it's gonna be
When you find out that we were always right.

You're busted!

Phineas and Ferb Busted - with lyrics

Stimpy, wake up EEDIOT! The tournament just started! Get moving, dude!

>>222649
Welcome back everyone! Round 1 of Tag-Team /co/ 2025 is officially kicking off! The teams are set, the polls are open, and remember, teamwork is key. Let's dive into today's matchups!

>The Announcers (Brenda Springer & Guy Smiley) vs Fitz and Skillet (Uuuuh fuck we forgot to come up with a name):
It's all about that professional polish and timing going head-to-head with sheer chaos from the start. Yes, I'm calling my own match here. Multitasking is a real skill!

>Coast to Coast (Space Ghost & Moltar) vs Trust No One (Sticks the Badger & Dale Gribble):
Get ready for a clash of broadcast confidence versus wacky conspiracy theory vibes. This one's bound to be loud, bizarre, and totally on-brand.

>The Freeman Brothers (Huey & Riley Freeman) vs Mighty and Powerful Gods (Miguel & Tulio):
We're seeing sharp tongues and attitudes facing off against legendary charm and confidence. Expect some fireworks!

>Partners (Nick & Judy) vs Bertstrips (Bert & Ernie):
It's modern teamwork and trust battling it out with classic duo chemistry. Heart vs. history, anyone?

>Meet the Flintstones (Fred & Barney) vs The Power of Two (Mickey & Oswald):
Prehistoric buddies are taking on iconic animated legends. Old-school strength meets powerhouse legacy.

Round 1 is live, so make sure to vote for the team you think nails it with their partnership, because only the strongest will move on!

I'm going to Arby's. Anyone wants something?

>>222681
I want my burgers made out of beavers meat. What do you want, Kit?

>>222682
I only want onion rings and I hope it's not just a doughnut like last time.

>"Hellow!"

>>222649
bill melendez snoopy and alvin show chipmunks are such a fitting combo

>>222686
>the r-word

>>222649
Alright, so, my art tablet kinda sputtered out on me, so instead of waiting for it to charge I used MSpaint. What ya think, Amity?
>uhm...
And now, with this modified sticky glyph spell, it becomes the OP image!
>Are you sure...?
Now everyone can see WITCHES RULE! Vote for us!

>>222649

>>222688
>Rat

>>222649
Maybe putting the character with the jet white skin in a similar jet white leotard was a bad idea.

Greetings, welcome to the show! My first guests tonight are a rabid badger and some shades-wearing hillbilly! Send them on up, Moltar, so I can make fun of their paranoia on live television!

>>222679
>Oh look Charlie, we're going to facing off against Ren and Stimpy! Such an iconic duo growing up. This should be a fun round.

Yeah not really feeling this one Pim. That chihuahua-i-it is a chihuahua right-I mean, he looks really unhinged. I think I saw him beating the shit out of a guy with an oar during qualifiers. An oar, Pim.

>Charlie Ren and Stimpy are just before your time. All that rage and psychosis is just Ren playing it up for the camera. I'm sure he's just as nice as Stimpy off camera.

Alright Sulley, we're finally here! Let's work up that scare of yours to max volume. If those guys want music, we'll give them music. A music of pure horror!

Meanwhile at match 7
>Hey you, quit shoving my face with your swag, you damn mutt!
C'mon man, I just wanted to see you do the robot dance. Oh well, guess that makes me the better robot than you.
Stand Out

>Geez, miss Surge. I hope we don't get cancelled like those angry beavers
Stop whining, Kit! We're not going anywhere. Those people at Sega already put us in an official game.

>>222693
I can only summarize their ramblings in one gif. They're insane and will accuse you and me of working for the government

MY QUEEN PLEASE WAKE UP THE TOURNAMENT JUST STARTED

Kudos to Sir Pentious who has two perfect dicks to make me feel like I am in heaven. Even though he is right now in heaven and I am unable to reach him and I don't want to be redeemed and blah blah..

Whoa! Look Bob! That shiny guy is naked!
Larry, don’t stare. It’s rude.

>>222696
>music of pure horror!
Is the Docent a friend of yours?

There's hope in every single one of us. Come on guys, it starts with "sorry"
>Charlie, I think they're just pranking you, look at them they're laughing on the floor

>PC updated itself unconsensually when I hibernated it and now I gotta remake the edit I was doing
Sorry Blart, looks like you'll need to wait another 30 minutes

>>222702
Government workers? Us? Puh-lease! Just because my chest phone can glow doesn't mean I'm a glowie. If they want to think that and say it to my face, then I'll just laugh in their faces!

Ah, yes, Robin Hood. I don't know why he's a fox or whatever, but like any proper gentleman, I read the tales of his fine exploits way back as a lad. You know, sometimes I fancy myssself a bit of a Robin Hood too, taking from the rich and ssspoiled. Like that time I... uh... hm... well, I ruined Alastor's coat that one time, I guess? That had to have cost him a fortune to replace.

Anyway, all those childhood memories are about 200 years in the passst. Unfortunately, right now you're in my way, and your bows and swords are hopelessly outclassssed! My ingenious inventions and Cherri's potent explosives won't leave you any chancessss!
>>222705
MISS CHERRI BOMB! There's a time and a place for these thingsss, but it's not now! Don't embarrasss me in front of my childhood hero I'm about to pummel the snot out of!

>>222708
Lady, if you wanna take a wack at redeemin' those two brats then be my guest. One's so stupid he bathed in dog doo and the other's probably goin' to be runnin' things down there in eighty years, give or take. If you really want to help, break me out of this deal and give me me freedom back.

>>222708
>IT'S LIKE SHE'S FUCKING FIVE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I know what will make this better! Hey ladies, you mind putting on some bat ears and spider webs for us? It will really help with rehabilitation, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>Lake and Jesse
*SHLOOOOOOOOOORP*

>>222649
So.
Here we have, like, an incredible rumble, folks.
You're truly witnessing, uh, a battle for the ages.
Here my buddy Skillet is beating the shit out of these announcers.
Just absolutely thrashing these two.
Yeah.
Because Skillet here knows all kinds of martial arts.
Karate. Taekwondo. Sudoku. Gesundheit. You name it. He knows it all.
Yep.
So these guys basically stand no chance.
But Fitz, I hear you ask.
Isn't this a tag-team? Why aren't you helping your buddy out?
What are you, a pussy?
Well, first, fuck you for insulting me, voice in my head.
Second, these two couldn't even approach me.
I'm just too powerful.
I have this aura around myself.
The aroma of an alpha competitor.
It repels lesser fighters instantly.
Mmm.
*sniff*
Yeah, baby.
...
Man.
This announcer gig is exhausting.
I need a drink.
See ya.

>Let's go Ami, rock out the house! And remind everyone we are NOT those Panty and Stocking girls.
You got it Yumi!
Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi Theme Song

>>222709
Never understood those dam fangled computer devices, you may want to talk to Son about those things. My kid is a REAL computer wizz.

>>222707
We don't know who this Docent is, but he sounds like a really good scarer. I wonder he would like to work for Monsters Inc.

Alright, where the fuck is that stupid bird and his cat friend at? Are they going to fight me and Deimos or what?

"Boy, this year has really gone quiet. Even more then usual for noncanon filler."

>"I wonder why that is? Maybe it's a form of symbolism. Of how the Americans are staying silent on the horrible tragedies that're occurring around the globe, and how this is no time to waste on fun distractions like voting contests."

"...You're giving the average IQ of this dump too much credit, I think they just burnt themselves out on roleplaying as children's cartoon characters 24/7."

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

>"Don't forget to vote for the guys with the long name."

>>222720
>Dude, some of these guys aren't even American. And why do boomers always pull the "starving child in Africa" card to get people to stop what they're doing?

>>"*Sigh* What do you need us for, Mr. K?
"Evening, Krusty Krew. I have some rather unfortunate news. S.C.A.M Inc is no more, and I will not be participating in Tag-Team this year.
>"WHAT! But Mr. Krabs, you and your friend love that contest! You can't quit cold turkey like that."
"I really do, me boy. But Slick Stanford had to sit this one out due to an emergency. Not only has the IRS really caught into him recently, but "the triangle man" came back last minute and he has to dispatch him before he causes any issues. My daughter Pear has no interest in this kinda event either, Leaving me without anyone to team with. It's a real shame too, I had a bunch of great ideas for esoteric advertisements this time round."

>>222725
"Now if only there were someone, a savior in white armor, to help Armor Abs Krabs out of his rut. Someone he knows very well who's severely dedicated to his craft and willing on a dime to do some additional work... for no extra pay."

>>222726

>>"..."

>>"..."

>>"..."

>"Wait, I've got a free schedule too since Patrick got sick. YEAH! ANOTHER KRUSTY KRAB ROADTRIP! I'll bring the grill!"

"...Mr. Squidward, you know that gag doesn't work when you're the only other Bikini Bottomite who made it in this year right?

>>222727
*2 HOURS OF POOR UNLICENCED DRIVING LATER*

>>222728
"Alright, we're a bit behind schedule but here we are boyo. The big cheese. Now, I know it sounds appetizing. But you cannot let your guard down around these people for long, even those you might recognize. This is first and foremost a contest people are trying to WIN, Spongebob. They will stop at nothing to get one up over you. Now I'm not saying to not be nice to anyone ever, but NEVER try getting too chummy with-"

>>222729
"So when meeting new people, my gramps always told me that bonding over trauma was a really good icebreaker. Really kicks off any conversation with ease, he'd say. Now, me and my boy were curious. What scares ya and your buddy over there?"

>"Where do I start? Okay, so first off. There was this guy in my class who threatened to kick my butt, and Lemme tell you; It was horrifying! 11 minutes of straight turmoil! It felt like my heart was gonna pop. Then it nearly happened again when I rekindled with my cousin BlackJack."

>>222730
>"Oh, and I can't handle really sad movies at all."

"We're F🐬🐬ckd!"

>>222711
Whatever man, as long as that John dude gives us those votes I'll have no problem with making myself a new coat with that bear and fox's fur.

>>222712
Oh please, mr. Grim, there is nothing wrong with being a little silly sometimes.
>And that creepy little girl is probably going through a phase, don't worry she'll get over it
>>222713
Spider webs and bat ears? *gasps* You mean as in a costume party!! I love costume parties!! Even though it's too early for halloween
>*facepalms*

>>222733
Charlie, do you happen to know why this clown guy keeps asking people about dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight? You think he's trying to come onto me?

>"heck wisth habou. Rehewhe!"
Cuddles does a cool flip over his stakeboard to try and sway your vote. It's a shame he doesn't crack his head open on the rebound.

>>222733
With the Green Goblin, everyday is Halloween. Here's a treat for you kiddies!
*throws a ghost gas grenade at them*
Or perhaps it's more of a trick! Ahahahahahaha!
>>222734
>Oh don't flatter yourself Blondie. You wouldn't last a minute with Neron or Mephisto. If you want to dance, consider ballet lessons.

Hello folks and welcome to the exciting Tag-Team tournament! In this competition, pairs of your favorite toons join forces to duke it out against the other pair for this years' championship. These teams are all about power and brains, and they're gonna need all of that for this heavy battle of twos. So with that outta of the way, let's see our matches:

At match 7, the Goof Troop are firing up their footsteps against Planet Express as they boogie down with rapid kicks and sweeps that was enough to knock them off their feet. Bender seems to be having a hard-time getting up as he is constantly getting slammed onto the ground by Max. Fry tries to help his partner by slicing across the latter's loose fluid of beer that leaked out of his body (don't ask how that happened folks) and landed a punch onto Goofy's face that also made him slip around like a ballerina. Meanwhile, Max is now using Bender as a dance floor by stomping him with his boots. Can Planet Express defeat these groovy dogs, or will Goof Troop serve them a nice bottle of "Loser Beer"?

At match 11, there's an aerial battle as Flying Aces are trying to take down the newly invented flying machine driven by The Chipmunks Minus Alvin. The chipmunks seems to somewhat have an upper hand here as their new aircraft zips much faster than their opponents, shooting missiles at the dog and bird pilots. However, what they do lack in power is the war experience as the Flying Aces repeatedly fire masses of bullets towards the rodents. The Chipmunks Minus Alvin try to dodge these quick projectiles, but how will they outsmart a couple of veterans? Only time may tell!

At match 20, the Goof Troop aren't the only masters of dancing here as It's My Horse are performing their familiar folk dancing as they are driving Classic Disney Villains to insanity. The dancers whacked and slapped the two dark magic users in such continuous movements that they barely have any chance to unleash their powers. It was at this point Jafar finally has enough and morphs into his snake form to constrict It's My Horse, finally stopping in their tracks. Hades launches a gigantic fireball towards the two as they are blown away. Will Classic Disney Villains put an end to the performance right here, or will It's My Horse get back on their feet for the next round?

At match 29, bombs and arrows rule this match as EGGSPLOSION and Merry Men throw projectiles at each other with all abandon. Cherri Bomb launches a barrage of cherry-shaped bombs towards Robin Hood who expertly dodges them like an acrobat and retaliates with a series of arrows. Meanwhile, Little John is having a tussle with Sir Pentious but only to get hit with an anti-gravity device that swings him around like a sack of potato, slammed over and over again. With explosions and needles all over the place, who will be the ones standing in this match?

At match 34, I bet all of you have NEVER seen coming. That's right, I have teamed up with Brenda Springer for a nice clean fight against "uuuuh fuck we forgot to come up with a name"! Shocked? Well, this tournament is full of unexpected surprised so anything could happen. Anyways, Fitz starts the battle by throwing empty cans of beer towards me as I dodge them like a pro! I counterattack with flying kick on his face (I'm alot more stronger than you think) as he spins around like a drunken circus performer. Meanwhile, Brenda is having trouble trying to get Skillet off her face as he scratches with his claws, but she managed to throw him across the stage and wraps him around with her microphone cord. If you think this is all over, think again! The two stoners aren't giving up their fight against two commentators as they now engulfed themselves in cannibals, and now using their one percent of their stoner power to overwhelm us in one strike. Can a couple of stoners defeat us, or will we be the ones to make it out alive?

At match 47, Coast to Coast is facing their most troubling battle yet, as Trust No One are filling their heads with conspiracy nonsense is enough to make even the biggest /pol/tard bueno. This was proven to be too much for poor Molter as he quickly torches them with his fire powers as Trust No One are now running around in circles while on fire, followed by Space Ghost's invisibility power to sneak up on them. However, Sticks managed to track him down as she hits him with her boomerang which is then followed by Dave's smoke bombs to weaken Space Ghost as his partner repeatedly hits him with her boomerang. Moltar...for some reason seems to be enjoying this. Can Coast to Coast break up their delusions, or will Trust No One leave with prove of government-made ghosts along the way?

At match 56, two long-time rivals have joined forces to brawl against the Warner Brothers in this battle of classic cartoon slapstick. Zorak blasts a laser at the brothers, but Wakko swallows up the incoming blast like a giant noodle. Yakko tries to get closer to Daffy, but the duck has managed to smack him with a giant boxing glove out of nowhere, that sends him flying. Meanwhile, his brother is favoring better here as Wakko is eating all of Zorak's projectiles with no problem and spiting them out as the mantis-like alien is getting hit by his own attacks. Can Batmantis vs. Super Daffy put aside their differences and defeat their opponents, or will the Warner Brothers outperform them in the battle of slapstick?

This tournament is full of surprises and intense matches, and this is only the first round! Who will be our first winners? Vote now!

Team Blindsided are laughing at the people who didn't vote for them. Good thing that's not (You), right anon?

25 minutes left until Round 1 ends, how we feeling so far?

>>222739
.........................

Meanwhile, at Tag-Team Tournament 2025 Round 1
>Welcome one welcome all! I hope you get to vote for yours truly to advance to the next stage!
>Bullwinkle there is 30 minutes left in the round. Isn't campaigning this late a bit pointless now?
>Much noted Rock, but we cannot dip on our fans now. Unlike you know who dipping out in the middle of the trash boy contest.
>You keep signing me up for that though! I do not even want to take part in them!
>Yes you do.
>...Anyway, we wanted to note a recent passing related to our matchup. Dilbert and Dogbert creator Scott Adams passed away on January 13th. From us at the Rocky & Bullwinkle family, we want to extend our sincer-
>That dirty scum had it coming.
>BULLWINKLE!!!
>What? My mom always said being truthful is the best policy.
>You are making us look bad! And ruining our chances! Didn't she teach you to give respect?
>She did, but not to the dirty communists.
>He was not a communist! Even if we are against them, that is not what he was?!?
>But he did take the clot sh-
>*Slap!*
>Hehe, sorry about that folks. We will be back in a few!
>Medic, please!
Will Rocky and Bullwinkle make it out of the first round for the first time? Will Bullwinkle survive getting lynched by his angry fans and political commentators? Find out in the next installment of Tag-Team Tournament 2025

>>222739
I'm feeling confident that Max will lose in this round, and me and Stu will be the ones to win. You heard that you bastard? You're no match against that robot so just give up while you can!

>>222741
I'm going to kick that moose's with this silver surfboard. Maybe I can make some moose salad using that tomato and cucumber too.

>>222740
*SHLOOOOORP*

>>222739
>>222742
No way bro, me and my old man are stayin, and there's nothing you can do about it. Can't wait to see you get destroyed by two kiddies again.

>>222739
>I'd say Five is doing pretty good for his first time.
W-well, no, I've been in a tourney or too before...like...
>Dude, it's plainly obvious you're a newbie here.
You got me, Miko.

>>222739
Me and Sanford are going to make some fur coats tonight.

>>222747
>AND THIS TOURNAMENT SHALL BE YOUR LAST! COBRAAAAAAA!

FOOLISH GLITCH TECHS!
You are no match for Skeletor and his army of mini-Skeletors rigging the poll! NYEHEHEHEHE!!

It will become real.

Come on, Knockout! Why should I worry about a cat and a mouse busy killing each other? They are basically giving up to us
>While I enjoy watching these earthlings pathetically kill each other, I'd prefer to make sure they stay dead

>>222754
>>222755
I sure do love the smell of fear.

>>222754
>>222755
I sure love the smell of the gay fish fearing for their lives. Ho ho ho!

>>222739
Come whatever may, me and Joker are having a BLAST being here!

>>222753
Moose aren't bulls according to the Power Cosmic.

>>222757
You won't harm those fish on my watch you mutated lion freak!

KWAB

OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Second round here we come!

>>222766
Anon I was playing along with this earlier post

>Mick
>or Hick
Take your pick.

>>222763
>>222765
Expect nothing less from one of your champs.

>Right...D Team had to do an A Team's mission...