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Sup guys, did ya miss good boy Max here?

>>222254
>>222251
I haven't forgotten, and neither have I arrived with empty hands.
VOTE EGGSPLOSION!

>>222259
Haven't seen you in like forever!!

Dafuq?

Oh ho ho ho! This is excellent! No one will notice us rigging the poll. Hurry up, Hiss! We have work to do!

>>222262
Gorgeous, I been around here for quite a while. Now step aside, and let me groove in peace.

Alright Sid, it's time we make these losers cry their eyes out!
>Yeah, and taste their tears!
Exactly, taste their sweet and salty tears!

And we're back, Amity! To the REAL tag team tourney!
>Wonder how many times we've been on /tnt/ now.
Too many to never WIN!
>Win a round or win the tourney?
Either way! Let's give them a show, fire up the glyph spells and show them that WITCHES RULE!

So..."your honor," I suppose. Mind telling me what half of these...THINGS are?
>These vermin...the people call them "Cartoons." I had sent my men to dispose of some of them. A tribe called the Looney Tunes. All of them came back in critical condition.
That can't be. They're animals! How could they take on an army?!
>That, sir Gaston, is what we shall find out within the coming days. We WILL find out the secrets of all these cartoon tribes...and free the human race from them...

>Even the gals agree: I'm a "chip" off the old block!

Did you hear anything, Whisper? I thought I could hear some troublemaking tenrec and her fennec partner talking behind our backs
>I really can't see them doing something better than that and to think I am almost blind

>>222271
And just WHERE did you go, Alv?
>Well, um...

>>222265
I got some bad news for you, pal. I just hacked all of your accounts.

>COMIN' IN HOT, FIVE!!!
-Relax, Miko, this is only the Qualifiers. You don't want to--
[[CRASH]]

Alright dude, this time we gonna win here in this tournament.
>Dude, you said that before, and we screw up big time.
That's because you pulled way too many crap and lost big time.
>No, that's because of your damn ego causing us to get our asses kicked.
Oh shut up bro, I know it's literally your fault.
>My fault? You did far worse before. Don't forget, it was your idea for making Benson pissed last time with the whole rigging thing.
Okay okay, let's just make things right before he kills us.

>>222279
Loona doesn't need Collin anyways. Now that she's the inaugural Playgirl winner she gets to be with Death who's the inaugural Playboy

>>222254
Welcome back, everyone! Tag-Team /co/ 2025 qualifiers have officially started! The teams are set, the polls are live, and now it’s all in your hands.

And yes, I’ll admit it, I’m in the running too! Joining me is the one and only Guy Smiley, and together we’re competing as "The Announcers" Smooth delivery, perfect timing, and years of broadcast chemistry, we make a pretty solid team, if I do say so myself!

So if you want professionalism, polish, and a whole lot of stage presence in the bracket, don’t forget to cast a vote for The Announcers before qualifiers close!

Pssst, will you kind folks vote for the Celtic Lasses?
>.....
Do you hear that? My friend Saoirse wants to you to vote for us. Would you?

"Okay Meatwad. We made it to the qualifiers. Now we gotta campaign ourselves in order to go to the brackets."
"Already way ahead of you Fry."
"How so?"
"I'm taking me a bath."
"A bath?"
"That's right. A bath."
"And how is a bath going to help us get votes?"
" 'Cause we're the Tubniggas Frylock. We stay in the tub and campaign from there."
"Meatwad that's not going to give us votes. If anything we're probably going to get banned for that name."
"By who?"
"The most dangerous man in the planet. The one /tnt/ calls... Black Hand."
"Is it because he's black?"
"No it's just a cool as fuck username. This is plus4chan. If you think 4chan has at least 20% black users, then this one probably has less. But that's not important. What's important is that we get votes."
'I gots an idea then. How about I just take a bath and you start selling it. That way we gets votes and some monies."
"Meatwad this isn't onlyfans! This a tournament that consists of teams of two, who must be nominated first, then qualify to enter the brackets! Once we are enter said brackets we fight to the death and see who wins the round via votes?"
"Wait why do we need to fight to the death if we just going to decide by votes? That makes no sense."
"Well... um.... Look the point is we are not selling your bathwater! And we're going to prove to Shake and Carl that we can in fact make it to the finals in one of these God damn tournaments!"
".... I'm still gonna sell some bathwater and make some money."

Cartman is teaming up with a toddler

>>222286
>Doesn't care he isn't nominated just excited to see Psyanon

>Hey! So, this is "Tag-team" huh? I mean it's quite fun in here, nothing but just dancing with your family member, best friend-
Love interest (whispers)
>Ha! I knew your real intentions Mr. Wolf.
Who? Me? Must have been the wind, or maybe nature wants us to enjoy this night like there is no tomorrow, governor?
>Oh you!

Don't mind me, I am just waiting for you guys to decide who my partner will be.

Look, Vaggie! We're finally here! In the real tag-team. Isn't this lovely?
>Lovely? Charlie, someone nominated Lute and Adam. It's not lovely in the slightest until those two dickheads are out of here
We can't stop anons if they want to vote for them, Vaggie. In the meantime we should focus on helping everyone here achieve redemption!
>Yippee I guess..
>>222269
Hey good to see you both here too!
>Oh yes, hello there I guess

>>222289
>Isn't this fun Dale? We might be on the same team together! It's like running in a three leg race together.

>>222286
Hey, Screw you guys! Me and Angelica are gonna kick your asses!

Listen here, Knockout! I CAN'T RISK LOSING AGAIN YOU HEAR ME! It's bad enough I haven't been able to sit ever since Riggatron and I were rigged out last year, but it turns out Soundwave and Shockwave are also out too!
>You know, you could have just simply said "Hey Knockout, wanna join me for tag-team?" back then and trust me I would have loved to help defeat the autobots with you
Well then I hope you still have the same fuel for the rest of the tournament because trust me, I won't let the autobots and these fleshy beings mock Lord Starscream again!!

>>222285
Sanford: Is that a floating talking box of french fries? Deimos, did you put something in my energy drink?
Deimos: I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Batman!
BAAAAATTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!

>>222289
Dale, my compadre in crime, my sidekick to my frontpunch, my fellow blower of whistles. Our friendship was never meant to be a foeboat, for we have a boatload of conspiracies to uncover before we turn them in for public indecency.

What do you say, bro-migos before hoe-me go crazy if one tries to steal my man named Dale Gribble?

>>222282
Don't mind me, Death. I'm just watching.

>Meanwhile Nick's side quest:

>>222293
Just make sure you don't crush her with yours, fatass

>>222297
Need a little help Joker?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>222260
That looks fantastic! I guess I picked the best name for our team, huh?

>>222303
DAYUM

Oh yeah! None of Sonic's friends made it except for the Diamond Dykes and that crazy badger girl
>I wanted to kill Tails with my bare hands, miss Surge
Relax, Tarzan. The real fun starts tomorrow!

>>222254
Oh, what have I done...

>>222290
>Hm? Hi. You look people I should I know...
They look like they're from the boiling isles. ooh I bet they're enemies of fanatical holy puritans too!
>Well no one really likes puritans.
We got each other's back if any of use face that Frollo guy right? He's a, y'know, total buzzkill and probably wants to burn the four of us at a stake or something.

Minions, to me! Your Monarch demands your full attention!

Thrice spurred was the House of Monarch in 2025. It began with the previous Tag Tourney, wherein after many hardships Master Shake and myself managed to claw and connive our way to the Finals only to be denied by that spineless hippie and his hound. Then, my beautiful Queen was denied her rightful place in the Ms. /co/ All-Stars, losing out barely in the first round of a tourney that was hers to win. And at last, it came to be that it took the Mr. /co/lympus of last year himself to kill my run in the 2nd round... again... but no more!

Long have we Monarchs been the butt of your jokes, but his year, THIS tourney, it is YOU who shall be OUR asses to make a mockery of!
...That sounded more threatening in my head, but you all know what I mean to say! Take to the Qualifier poll and vote for your Monarchs to lay siege to this retched Tag Team and claim what prestige we are owed!

>>222292
Oh yeah........ Damn, people REALLY want me around here. Am I that popular?

The Monarch has arrived. HE LOOKS DISGRUNTLED!

>>222305
Better watch out, Gobby keeps his worst bomb back there after eating a three been and chili burrito!

>>222314
Yeah, bit cliche isn't it? I couldn't be caught dead with that old overrated coot
No really, I am not even in one of the teams nominated with him!

>You're not gonna believe this, Gaston! I found out a little something about these cartoons!
Well, spit it out, LeFou! What is it?!
>Watch this!

(Knock, knock knock knock, knock, knock knock)

...What was that for?! How will tha-

Hallo liebe Mitstreiter, ich hoffe, wir können gemeinsam Spaß haben. Findest du nicht auch, kleiner Stern?
>(Twinkle)
Vielen Dank, wir werden das gemeinsam als Freunde schaffen. Los geht's!

>>222322
Alright, bub! Whaddya want? Thith had better be good!

>>222324
Your head on my wall, duck! Good work, LeFou!

>>222325
...Thomething telth me I've been duped...

This is Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and this is my STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY… OF THE WEEK.

I know this may come as a bit of a shock to all of you, but yours truly will be sitting out Tag Team for this year. And I gotta be real with you, I was gettin' kind of sick of this contest after experiencing the shit that was being thrown at me in Tag Team specifically. I mean, not only did I lose in finals AGAIN, but the year after that I was paired up with that dog who I uh... made sure to euthanize so I can never see his ugly mug again, hopefully. To make things worse, Squidward suddenly decided he was too good for me and decided to pal up with Eustace instead of teaming up with the best of the best (me), so go fuck yourself, Squidward. Besides, I'd rather focus my efforts on Mr. /co/lympus after being robbed of E8 twice in a row. I just gotta make sure to kick the asses of anyone dressed in green I see in public.

But who's to say I still can't commentate over this friggin' thing? And since enough time has passed, I'd like to get in a few words for those lucky enough to have won Tag Team before, take it from a top competitor!

First up are the Freelance Police, Sam and Max, and right off the bat, you can see where these winners are going if they're the first team to win. I mean, not only is Sam a fucking dog, but Max was a chump I beat up mercilessly during my semi-successful run in Mr. /co/lympus 2022. Are they comic characters, cartoon characters, video game characters? It don't matter, they're a pair of pussies for all I know. If these are the chumps /co/ decided was a worthy duo in the first outing, then there's truly no god in this world.

Next are the Fake Santas, Jack Skellington and the Grinch, and I have mixed thoughts on these guys. One, I'm friggin' tired of skeletons after running into a grim reaper who would never shut up about gutters, and two, I keep seeing Jack's face tattooed onto these chicks' breasts, so it's giving me a clear representation of what /co/'s userbase is. On the other hand, the Grinch seems to be my type of dude. I've always had crummy Christmases ever since my dad gave me carpet one year and then forced me to work at the factory when I was 8. Nowadays, I spend my Christmases watching football, rockin' out to Styx, and jerking off within the confines of my home, which is what I always do in my daily grind.

Cognito, Reagan Ridley and Brett Hand. This'll be quick, since I already canceled my Netflix subscription ever since they started to make the characters on their shows gay, so I don't know too much about their show, aside from the fact that they let freaks like the ones I deal with run wild. I'm willing to bet Reagan is another lesbian Twitter is obsessed with, and if she's not, she's definitely in the closet or at least a raging bisexual. Brett looks like a total pansy, so how did these two win? I guess Tag Team that year was a rigged shitfest, so I guess that explains it.

Goth Chicks had me excited we were going to get some babes in the winners' circle! But then I realized one's a pretentious Starbucks bitch and another is, wouldn't you know it, ANOTHER FRIGGIN' DOG. I don't care if you put eyeliner on a dog, I refuse to let it fuck me.

Next up are the Giant Local- nah, fuck those guys.

Last but not least are the Mystery Inc, Shaggy and Scooby. I always thought those Scooby-Doo cartoons were gay even when I was a kid, and that hadn't changed one bit as I got older. That dog goes without saying, but the pothead always gets on my nerves every time he asks me for the food in my fridge. Plus, it was pretty obvious he's a faggot who always lets the dog fuck him after a visit to the drive-thru, so dog fuckers are no better than dogs in my book. But they get my respect for humiliating Shake and his gay butterfly boyfriend in finals last year, hehehehehe.

Who do I think are the best winners? Well, all of them suck, to be honest. But that's to be expected when none of these teams feature me. However, I wouldn't hear the end of it if that cup or his retarded roommates end up scoring a victory before I could, so I guess I should be grateful for what I have, even if I totally would've kicked those glowie's asses.

Overall, anyone else here is fair game. Teams that aren't those food freaks and don't have dogs are Carl's STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY... OF THE WEEK.

Reminder, as long as we're here, there won't be any rigging in our watch. So prepare for a taste of justice riggers!
Phineas and Ferb Busted - with lyrics

>>222318
You callin' me a crackhead, son? Lemme guess, it's my race? Geddover 'ere...

so Tag-Team huh? where are all the babes at anyways? didn't they win once?

>Wow, we get to be in a contest full of cartoon characters! Mr. Wilter would flip his lid if he saw all this.

This is highly reminiscent of our own adventures in Chalkzone Rudy! Curious how there's another Nickelodeon team by the name of "In The Zone".

>Penny, I don't think we're old enough to know about that team…

>>222332
>DBZ
Not allowed in /co/ tournaments.

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>>222331
>Eww, get away from me, old man!

>>222336
hey my wife is here, or are you the other Joker's wife? I can't remember

Dying is based, actually.

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>>222330
So the only partner Hank ever had was an illegal alien. And his only other option is his eventual affirmative action replacement.
Time to change that it seems.

Here we are, dear Mr. Toad. The real tournament has finally arrived.
>It's about time they have finally open this competition. Those assholes think they're clever into tricking us to believe that Tag-Team has finished last week, but they mess with the wrong gentlemen here.
Yes yes indeed, and they got punished for their crimes thanks to my powerful dark magic. Those fools think they can get away from us, but they cannot.
>Alright enough of this little talk, it's time for me and my big fat cock to win this tournament once and for all.
I'm right beside you, my good sir.
>>222265
Why hello John, I'm terribly sorry but your days of cheating ends here. Me and Toad are the true winners in this tournament.

>>222265
PRINCE John? I thought male lions all had manes!

>>222340
Nigga, SHUT. YO MOUTH.

>>222337
keyword: BABES, not children, now go off to suck on your juicy boxes before Strong Bad gets em all

>>222345
>Juicy boxes? Dude, she's 16, not 6.

>>222343
Hey was it that you people get to say that word while we can't? I have a black friend, I think that affords me certain privilege as certain people would call it.

Nigga.

>>222334
>eats your channel

>>222347
Man, you can't be talkin' to my pa like that, big dog. I don't know about no privilege or whatever, but I know you gotta leave them two Hanks ALONE.

>Ah, glad my son gave that...ugly ass bastard the rundown. Now, to get back to what's important.

Hehehe... Pathetic humans... Keep killing each other for my amusement... Do it... DO IT!

>>222349
>>222350
Sorry Huey Freeman but Hank is running with me as his only white straight male option. He even taught shop once so we actually have a theme going on here.

>>222344
Duh, we're best friends! Best friends don't kiss, silly.

>>222351
>A GLITCH!!! And a big one, too...Hey, I didn't know Hinobi made a Transformers Prime game!

>>222353
What about Best Friend Kisses?

Step aside, the queen of Meridian and her loyal servant has arrived.
>That's right, the queen and her loyal...HEY! What do you mean servant?
Shhh...you ruining the moment.

>>222351
STARSCREAM I MUST FEAST

soundwave open a portal i'm scared

I'M TOO YOUNG TOO DIE

Vote for Monsters Inc.

>>222362
>Stars, baby, cool your circuits. We're just gonna drain you and your partner of your glitch energy so you can quit causing trouble. No biggie.

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>>222364
>eats you all up in one swoop
>burps
>leaves without saying anything

>>222366
HEY

LEAVE SOME FOR ME ;-;

So, this is what this Tag-Team tournament truly looks like? I expect some sort of friendly competition rather than mentally deranged folks trying to kill themselves over the sightliest negativity they retrieved. How do these people even live without sacrificing their limbs for nonsense fighting?

>>222368
What ever are you talking about? Me and Simon are being well behaved as always.
>Theodore, you should've told her "Very Carefully."
Huh?
>Trust me, it's hilarious.

>>222368
Trust me, this is only just the beginning.

>>222367
I have seen many versions of Alvin and the Chipmunks but never these. Where are these from?

>>222367
Rudy, why is that large rodent looking at us like we're chalk drawings of food?

>Maybe entering this contest was a bad idea. I think Mr. Wilter might have been right about cartoons.

>>222358
>>222359
*finishes typing*
See Joker, this is how you smear your enemies! Those amateurs knew nothing when they tried Paulposting Spidey in 2024.

>>222369
Talking...chipmunks? Um...how is this possible? I must've accidentally inhaled a stray puff of gas containing hallucinating chemicals from someone's weapon of choice.

Aisling Song
Goodnight and remember to vote for the Celtic Lasses

I'm fucking bored here. Give me some badasses to talk to.

>>222377
How about a thUPER BADASSph?

>>222377
>How much have you sinned today?

>>222378
>thUPER BADASSph
And it ain't Thuper Thithy.

>>222377
Sup?

>>222380
You're right It's THUPER AWARD WINNING

>>222382
More like THUPER LAME!
Now stop riding my coatthails Thuperman before I get the whole GL Corps on you.

>>222383
Oh Hal, me and the duck go way back...You'd be surprised

>Clark why do people keep acting like you’re part of some award winning duo? I thought Mr. /co/ was the singles tournament.

It's just some crazy tourney nut Steve; I always liked Bugs Bunny more anyways. You know how it goes in these things.

>All too well Clark, all too well…

If someone sees Space Ghost tell him I am not here.

UH HELLO

ME AND DAFFY HAD A FUCKING AGREEMENT HERE

>>222384
>Hal
It's the Green Loontern pal; I took the oath and everything. Not well but I took it. And the corps don't hang with chumps like you.

>>222387
Now you know how I feel getting stiffed by Emerald Boy. I could have teamed up with Stitch if it was gonna be like this.

>>222379
Well, I killed a bunch of people on my way to this place. The A.A.H.W. really wants me dead for bringing Hank J. Wimbleton back from the dead.
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>>222383
What the hell is going on? Am I seeing double again?

>>222377
>D-Dave says I'm pretty cool...

Gute Nacht allerseits, Star und ich müssen schlafen gehen, damit wir morgen fit sind. Vergesst nicht, uns weiterhin zu unterstützen.

Beware, anons. Beware the angry tenrec and her little friend who has water powers.

Ah'm NOT a furry! This is... slander! Gossip! W-we don't even look alike!
... those scythes do look pretty slick.

Just realized Puss wasn't even nominated.

>>222353
Suuuuuree, bunny. Let's see what your third movie says about that. In the meantime:

>>222254
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>>222400
NEAT!

Hey Son!
>Not now Dad
Look I know I may have let us down signing us up for what I THOUGHT was the real tag team competition when in actuality is was just a giant scam to steal thousands of dollars from your Dad
>You lost WHAT?!
But I nominated us to be in this 100% REAL, AND LEGALLY BINDING competition to prove we are the best duo to ever exist! I also gave a (You) to everyone so they could make it to the qualifiers only for their dreams of reaching the brackets to be crushed by the steel toed boots that is our bond!
>CAN WE GO BACK TO THE FACT THAT YOU LOST THOUSANDS OF OUR SAVINGS
Hahaha, ah son, I said they stole it. I got it back, and lets just say they wont be messing with Blark and the most amazing son on the planet ever again! or any other father and son for that matter
>Dad... what did you do?
...shh
>Dad?
I love you (leaves, Door slam)

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>>222407
It's finally that time of the month in Happy Tree Land. For the last few years, the town's hardest-working employee (and largest bad luck charm) had been receiving these strange invitations for the overseas "Two's a /co/mpany" contest. It appears the latest addition is on the horizon, and Lumpy has once again been nominated for it.
"Humhum hugm, hubba dubba hournament. Hue god Homnianted aghan"
said Lumpy. Asking his good friend Cuddles if he was up for another round.
>"Yeah! Bubobobn, Bububbubah! Wuahehehee!"
replied the Rabbit. He... Actually, I'm not sure what was said here. But he looks up for the challenge.
"Mmmmh hmm!"
Perhaps you in the audience should do us both a favor and NOT vote for these morons, lest I have to work overtime cleaning up crimson-stained messes.

>>222254

It appears the ladies cannot get enough of floating heads... MODOK will be pleased to add either of you beauties to his side...

Greetings, welcome to the show! The Tag Team Tournament is upon us, which means another year of duos fighting it out for glory! Of course, this tournament is just like Mr. /co/: nothing but a ballot-stuffed rigjob designed to keep yours truly from winning. Well not this year, I've got the perfect plan that's bound to work! I'm not telling you though, it's secret.
>>222386
Moltar! Oh, I guess we're our only options for this since none of those schmucks decided to nominate us with anyone else. Fine, I can make this work. How's that plan on killing the host going?
...
You didn't hear that, audience.
>>222387
Well well well, Zorak, regretting not wanting to team up with me? Good! I don't want you anyway! I plan on laughing throughout all of round 1 when you fail to qualify! Now that'll be some great entertainment, they'll have to renew our contract for that!

Damn. Will be rewatching Kung Fu Hustle

>>222398
Yup, just friends you guys.

>>222415
Nominating Nick and Arbiter from Halo as Arby's for /cov/

Holy fuark do we finally get to be in a cartoon competition after so long?! Yo vote for us, we're the chads of /co/! Vote for us because we totally fuck all the ladies on all the boards!
…
Steven where are the shitty pics of us banging the moms that I commission? The card got declined?! Fuck it, just tape our faces over the moms' wedding pictures.

>>222417
>And you wonder why I would rather partner up with an obscure Nelvana cartoon voiced by Frankie Muniz than get anywhere near you!

>>222412
Hold on I need to check out this book "How to kill a host and take their place" yeah this will do.

>>222254
Piggyback ride
Vote EGGSPLOSION!

>there are anons here who will vote for this monster!
Vote the Decepticons to save your world, anon!
Sentinel prime begs for mercy

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>>222419
Good, good, now I just sit back and watch the host die.
...
I'm bored! When is he dying already?!
>>222420
A poison burger? Why, that so diabolically evil that I cannot be associated with it! I have an image to uphold! Moltar can do it though, he's a bad guy, unless he has an even more evil way of killing the host... uh, not that I will have any part in it of course!

>>222425
Mind if I watch with you?

We're playing Connect 4 while we wait.

Guten Morgen!

>pranking my friend while she sleeps