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Sup guys, did ya miss good boy Max here?

>>222254
>>222251
I haven't forgotten, and neither have I arrived with empty hands.
VOTE EGGSPLOSION!

>>222259
Haven't seen you in like forever!!

Dafuq?

Oh ho ho ho! This is excellent! No one will notice us rigging the poll. Hurry up, Hiss! We have work to do!

>>222262
Gorgeous, I been around here for quite a while. Now step aside, and let me groove in peace.

Alright Sid, it's time we make these losers cry their eyes out!
>Yeah, and taste their tears!
Exactly, taste their sweet and salty tears!

And we're back, Amity! To the REAL tag team tourney!
>Wonder how many times we've been on /tnt/ now.
Too many to never WIN!
>Win a round or win the tourney?
Either way! Let's give them a show, fire up the glyph spells and show them that WITCHES RULE!

So..."your honor," I suppose. Mind telling me what half of these...THINGS are?
>These vermin...the people call them "Cartoons." I had sent my men to dispose of some of them. A tribe called the Looney Tunes. All of them came back in critical condition.
That can't be. They're animals! How could they take on an army?!
>That, sir Gaston, is what we shall find out within the coming days. We WILL find out the secrets of all these cartoon tribes...and free the human race from them...

>Even the gals agree: I'm a "chip" off the old block!

Did you hear anything, Whisper? I thought I could hear some troublemaking tenrec and her fennec partner talking behind our backs
>I really can't see them doing something better than that and to think I am almost blind

>>222271
And just WHERE did you go, Alv?
>Well, um...

>>222265
I got some bad news for you, pal. I just hacked all of your accounts.

>COMIN' IN HOT, FIVE!!!
-Relax, Miko, this is only the Qualifiers. You don't want to--
[[CRASH]]

Alright dude, this time we gonna win here in this tournament.
>Dude, you said that before, and we screw up big time.
That's because you pulled way too many crap and lost big time.
>No, that's because of your damn ego causing us to get our asses kicked.
Oh shut up bro, I know it's literally your fault.
>My fault? You did far worse before. Don't forget, it was your idea for making Benson pissed last time with the whole rigging thing.
Okay okay, let's just make things right before he kills us.

>>222279
Loona doesn't need Collin anyways. Now that she's the inaugural Playgirl winner she gets to be with Death who's the inaugural Playboy

>>222254
Welcome back, everyone! Tag-Team /co/ 2025 qualifiers have officially started! The teams are set, the polls are live, and now it’s all in your hands.

And yes, I’ll admit it, I’m in the running too! Joining me is the one and only Guy Smiley, and together we’re competing as "The Announcers" Smooth delivery, perfect timing, and years of broadcast chemistry, we make a pretty solid team, if I do say so myself!

So if you want professionalism, polish, and a whole lot of stage presence in the bracket, don’t forget to cast a vote for The Announcers before qualifiers close!

Pssst, will you kind folks vote for the Celtic Lasses?
>.....
Do you hear that? My friend Saoirse wants to you to vote for us. Would you?

"Okay Meatwad. We made it to the qualifiers. Now we gotta campaign ourselves in order to go to the brackets."
"Already way ahead of you Fry."
"How so?"
"I'm taking me a bath."
"A bath?"
"That's right. A bath."
"And how is a bath going to help us get votes?"
" 'Cause we're the Tubniggas Frylock. We stay in the tub and campaign from there."
"Meatwad that's not going to give us votes. If anything we're probably going to get banned for that name."
"By who?"
"The most dangerous man in the planet. The one /tnt/ calls... Black Hand."
"Is it because he's black?"
"No it's just a cool as fuck username. This is plus4chan. If you think 4chan has at least 20% black users, then this one probably has less. But that's not important. What's important is that we get votes."
'I gots an idea then. How about I just take a bath and you start selling it. That way we gets votes and some monies."
"Meatwad this isn't onlyfans! This a tournament that consists of teams of two, who must be nominated first, then qualify to enter the brackets! Once we are enter said brackets we fight to the death and see who wins the round via votes?"
"Wait why do we need to fight to the death if we just going to decide by votes? That makes no sense."
"Well... um.... Look the point is we are not selling your bathwater! And we're going to prove to Shake and Carl that we can in fact make it to the finals in one of these God damn tournaments!"
".... I'm still gonna sell some bathwater and make some money."

Cartman is teaming up with a toddler

>>222286
>Doesn't care he isn't nominated just excited to see Psyanon

>Hey! So, this is "Tag-team" huh? I mean it's quite fun in here, nothing but just dancing with your family member, best friend-
Love interest (whispers)
>Ha! I knew your real intentions Mr. Wolf.
Who? Me? Must have been the wind, or maybe nature wants us to enjoy this night like there is no tomorrow, governor?
>Oh you!

Don't mind me, I am just waiting for you guys to decide who my partner will be.

Look, Vaggie! We're finally here! In the real tag-team. Isn't this lovely?
>Lovely? Charlie, someone nominated Lute and Adam. It's not lovely in the slightest until those two dickheads are out of here
We can't stop anons if they want to vote for them, Vaggie. In the meantime we should focus on helping everyone here achieve redemption!
>Yippee I guess..
>>222269
Hey good to see you both here too!
>Oh yes, hello there I guess

>>222289
>Isn't this fun Dale? We might be on the same team together! It's like running in a three leg race together.

>>222286
Hey, Screw you guys! Me and Angelica are gonna kick your asses!

Listen here, Knockout! I CAN'T RISK LOSING AGAIN YOU HEAR ME! It's bad enough I haven't been able to sit ever since Riggatron and I were rigged out last year, but it turns out Soundwave and Shockwave are also out too!
>You know, you could have just simply said "Hey Knockout, wanna join me for tag-team?" back then and trust me I would have loved to help defeat the autobots with you
Well then I hope you still have the same fuel for the rest of the tournament because trust me, I won't let the autobots and these fleshy beings mock Lord Starscream again!!

>>222285
Sanford: Is that a floating talking box of french fries? Deimos, did you put something in my energy drink?
Deimos: I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Batman!
BAAAAATTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!

>>222289
Dale, my compadre in crime, my sidekick to my frontpunch, my fellow blower of whistles. Our friendship was never meant to be a foeboat, for we have a boatload of conspiracies to uncover before we turn them in for public indecency.

What do you say, bro-migos before hoe-me go crazy if one tries to steal my man named Dale Gribble?

>>222282
Don't mind me, Death. I'm just watching.

>Meanwhile Nick's side quest:

>>222293
Just make sure you don't crush her with yours, fatass

>>222297
Need a little help Joker?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>222260
That looks fantastic! I guess I picked the best name for our team, huh?

>>222303
DAYUM