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ZOINKS! It's the Lord of the Underworld and that sorcerer guy!

>Nick we overslept!
>Well Carrots I did give you 5 minutes... And a bit more than that too.
>Well, whatever. At least we're still in this.
>Of course we are, they just can't resist us.

>Well, that was a waste of time. I'm going back to /co/lympus.
No, wait! There must be some mistake! I'm gonna demand a recount! There's no way we lost this early!
>Why not? You usually last about this long in these, don't you?
Oh, so now it was ME dragging you down? Well I'll show you! Next year, I'm gonna find a teammate so awesome he'll carry me to finals, and then you'll regret not taking this seriously!
>Okay. Good luck.
...she'll come back begging to put her back on the team any minute now. Any. Minute.

[Meanwhile in hell]
..........Looks like we will have a long talk with the king of the underworld again, hon............
>............Indeed, it's gonna be a loooooonng year...........

I just feel bad for the Charlie Brown anon, even though he was barely around. Gg, at least my psychos lost to two brave kids

>>175880
I was, I just couldn't attend ALL of my teams, which btw, actually a good number of them made it through

Uhh...uh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Ch-heck it out. There's these, like, weird looking dogs, or something. An' there walking on like, two legs. Uh, huh-huh-huh.
>Yeah! Hmm-hmm-heh. Hey didn't we see something like that somewhere? Hmm-heh, hm-heh.
Yeah. They had these walking poodles at some show they were putting on in school. And we were throwing things at them. And they jumped on like, twenty people. Uh, huh-huh-huh.
>Ohhhh, yeah! Hmm-hmm-hm-heh. Sic' em! Sic' em! Hm-heh.

Seriously? You guys voted for the stinky badger and those two pesky good-for-nothing robutts over ME?
>A-and me miss Surge...
Whatever, the only thing holding up that old man and his skelly wife is the gif and name of the team! Let's get out of here, Kit! We have a lot of trouble to get into!
>Y-yes miss Surge!

We did it Dale! We showed that heinous horse and his slave what we're made of! We just have to defeat 6 more teams to get rid of all the infiltrators!

>>175896
Don't forget to vote for me!

>8 votes

You know, those talking animal dudes were pretty fun. I think I'm actually going to miss them.

>I have to admit, it was nice hanging out with them. I even have the picture of Rocky and me as my phone wallpaper.

Well, time to move on up. Ben, check who's next on the tournament list.

>Alright let's see, according to the matchups our next opponents are-HOLY CRAP IT'S BATMAN!

No freaking way…

Back at home at Frostbite Falls
>I told you you shouldn't have fought actual heroes. Bull, that landed quite the injury
>Eh, there's a whole winter to hibernate it off anyway.
>Well, that was quick exit this time, wasn't it? We just started and it's already over.
>Well the competition was very strong. And seems to me you're a better porn contestant then a conventional contestant.
>Really we're still on this?
>Can't say I'm wrong there, 1st seed killer.
>So you're saying I'm a better tournament performer and you're dragging down my potential?
>Uh, well I.... so now you get your banter back? Hmmf, just sign us off and get it over with.
>Well that's all the time we have. Best of luck to the MIA bros!

>>175890
Well, looks like these kids could use a little pickup...and some education.
>*sniff sniff* Mmm! I smell nachos!
No, Wakko, that's just their breath! Well, they look pretty easily entertained. Let's hope they'll be able to entertain us!

>>175894
>>175895
Cherrianon here. On one hand, I feel bad for the fate of Explosivas. Also the fact Cherri and Pentious were forgotten. On the other hand, at least the season 2 leaks hint towards a full backstory explained for Pentious, they will possibly throw Cherri as well in. In the meantime, I better start planning a campaign for them next year.

watch this show anyways and read the comics:
Ellie's pudding bag (Goth and Ellie SHORT FILM).

>>175905
Uh, huh-huh-huh. H-you said "anus." Uh, huh-huh-huh-huh.

>>175911
2018

>Man, that shit was easy! All we had to do was step on those gay-ass rats! Alright, what's next?
It says here we're dealing with Dale Gribble and Sticks the Badger. Man, these two are on a whole other level. Always with their conspiracies and whatnot.
>Nigga, you be talkin' about that kinda shit all the time! Don't act like THEY the only crazies! You always talkin' about how Reagan was the Devil and shit like that!

Meanwhile at the Happy Hotel:

Look at those results! We beat those two warriors! And you know what the best part is, Vaggie?
>I know, girl! We won't have to see their ugly faces around here ever aga-
I invited them to stay at the hotel for a few days, isn't that generous from our part?
>Oh......

>>175873
Now gentlemen, here’s a question for today:

How can you scam someone who’s looking to plunder and steal your booty?

>>175924
I absolutely forgot about the team. Hell, I forgot about Adam and Lute being another potential duo. It's sadly one of those situations where one can't help but ask oneself at last second, what the hell was I thinking?

On a plus note, if the Trio does happen I can nominate Cherri, Pentious and one of the Egg Boiz together. Also, sure! I'd really appreciate it if you stick around by then. Although that depends on what role you were planning to take.

Okay Sulley, were here at the second round and we have a couple of ducks to take care of.
>No problem Mike, ducks are way too easy to scare.
I like your determination there Sulley, but less talk and more pumping!

>Why do we keep fighting old folks in these matchups? At least the vampire gimmick is a step up.
Careful Jenny, he's got actual death on his side! We're literally face to face with the reaper!
>Would he even affect me given that I'm not alive in the traditional sense?
I guess we'll find the answer to that existential question soon enough…

>>175933
That really depends on them not screwing it up between Cherri and Pentious. Hopefully, they screw more the plot than anything involved with these two so that's a plus. I also hope the new season gives more depth to Cherri besides just, being there.

I haven't even lurked tag team this year, what's happened so far?

Here's the WWI Flying Ace, returning from Cluster Prime and finding his way on the Planet Cybertron. His next bout is against two giant robots called Decepticons, who...GIANT ROBOTS?! Well, that's a big step up from the last one!
>......?! ::::;;;!
Okay, okay! Calm down! We'll think of something! Land for a minute, let's see if we can find something in the Sopwith Camel to help us.

>>175947
AHA! I've got it! Lemme just set things up and...here it is! Soptimus Primel!
>#######!

>Listen up, bug brain. There's only room for one wisecracking bad boy and his cheerful sidekick around these parts!
Yeah! Well, except I don't have fangs.
>Speaking of which, how's Fang treating ya? Does she fart powder like the prehistoric hag she is?

>>175929
I didn't have much of a plan, posting-wise I could focus on Pentious' side of things like in Barred and /cov/. If I have enough time next Tag I could doodle something for him and Cherri, at least for qualifiers.

>>175951
That sounds good to me. I can be Cherri. Apologizes from my part if you were looking to support him had both been nominated. Making them my first pick to nominate for next year. Also like that anon said, we will have more content by then.

>Well Carrots it seems like we're going against two cute little cats.
>Oh no... I'm having Bubsy flashbacks.
>Don't worry, they don't like to talk much.
>Oh, then I'm glad. I don't wanna experience something like that again...

>>175874
Bringing back thematic Bertstrips

>>175955
Buddy if you really cared about doing me justice, you'd leave me and Clark's name out of your nonsense.

>>175958
Don't bother, cap. I have a feeling of who the person behind that bait really is.

>>175897
Yeah, I say we make him into glue so we can pin down any secret service scum that tries to take us out, and then what's left over we can cook for dinner. Nancy had to go see John Redcorn for her headache, so dinner is all on me tonight.

>This is going to sound weird coming from me but saying Hal is only known for Ben 10 memes does a great disservice to the character. The character has had great comic runs both classic and modern and still gets appearances to this day. I'd even go as far as to say that GL TAS was an underrated classic that deserved better than it got.

>Really his only flaw is that he isn't FREAKING BATMAN! SERIOUSLY HOW COOL IS IT WE GET TO MEET BATMAN?!

>>175964
>God bless the Latin Americans.

You're welcome bro.

>>175923
this tournament in general has had weird and shit results

WHO THE FUCK DO I VOTE FOR
BOB IS A BETA CUCK LIKE ALL DADS ARE
BUT OPTIMUS PRIME IS ALSO A DAD
HEEEELLLLLLP

>Cats Don't Dance
Ok what the fuck do they do then

>>175970

>>175971
Not this time bud
Unless pegging is gay

Yeah, sorry, I left my wallet at the hotel, came here to get it back. You fucks better not have used it or your ass is dea-

...HA! The royal bitch is up against just a couple of lame kids! I could fuck these two up in a heartbeat! Hey, you two, if you're not willing to rib on these shrimps, I'd be willing...for a price, of course!

>>175955
This you?

Attention, humans! We are forcing...er...kindly requesting that you support our cause by voting for me, The Brain...and to a lesser extent, Pinky...

>>175978

>>175968
C'MON, DIPPER, YOU KNOW WHO TO VOTE FOR: THE SHITTIEST TEAM! A TEAM EVEN SHITTIER THAN WHAT YOU DID IN THAT TACO BELL, AND LET ME TELL YOU, THAT FIC WAS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER READ!

>>175978
B-but Brain, it's a Tag-Team tournament, not a Tag-ME tournament. If we aren't equal no one is going to vote for us

Ah ha, they didn’t even bother trying, almost like they were frozen ah ha
>That wasn’t good snowball, if YOU wanted to come up with better puns like myself, I’d already have sun a different tune.
Wa…that was kinda good, snow joke.
>Grrrrr
Hey now HOOOOOLD IT! What do we have here?
>Oh the so called cutaway gags, their jokes are really way too much on the outside, I’m BOILING by seeing them. Let’s finish them off
Careful now, you don’t want to cool them off

>>175968
GIVE ME YOUR FACE

>>175968
Imagine having daddy issues. Couldn't be me and my healthy relationship with both parents.

I'm just one round away from meeting that sponge in person! Two meddling kids aren't taking the opportunity of my life, not when I'm THIS close to achieve it!

I overworked myself for nothing with our previous opponents, Space Ghost. They were weaklings. I need a meal. I ordered some KFC, it should arrive very soon.

Which are some tag teams you're riding to the end tails until their eventual loss or the hypothetical win?
These are my picks:

>los frollos hermanos (Frollo and Gaston)
These two have some thematic and contrasting characteristics but their legacy and campaign is on my top spot for characters who deserve to proceed
>Assholish Adult Swim Duo (Master Shake and The Monarch)
Most consistent high quality campaign out of any team here. They're good duo that have some chemistry but also long history in tournament and their own channel
>Blue Bad and Fishy Friend (Megamind and Minion)
Probably my second favorite tag-team but unfortunately with little support. They're kino as characters that have complexity and flaws but yet are inexplicably true friends.
>We're Still Here (John Silver and Jim Hawkings)
My go to winner duo.
Treasure Planet is kino within of itself but the relationship and dynamics between Silver and Jim is legitimately one of the most interesting and well-written dynamic between a protagonist and a villain. If I'd have a team win, I'd honestly bet this one.
Plunderer shit has seriously held back the potential of Silver as a character.

>>176000
Oh, that sounds pretty good. Make sure I get a bucket, I love wearing those things. Man, what "gods" our previous opponents are, but surely our next opponents will make for a more interesting interview. It seems they're robots. Oh, that's boring. We'll just say that they're robot gods from Alpha Monolus, that's way more interesting!

>>176002
>Plunderer shit has seriously held back the potential of Silver as a character.
Wouldn't it be funny if Silver and Ruber did way better this year when they're just campaigning normally instead of as The Plunderers?
...see, I can do this too.

>>176004
Oh yes, I agree. That would be funny. Wanna know what else would be funny? If the results this round would be a lot weirder and a lot worse than the last one.

>>176004
>>176005
Funny? That would be hilarious!

>Look at this Ruber fellow Captain; one glance at him tells you he's up to no good.
This seems more like someone closer to our wheelhouse! Let's stop his plan before he gathers more people.
>It's a never ending battle after all. I'm following the Star Spangled Man with a Plan on this.
Let's show Ruber and his griffin the real meaning of truth, justice and the American Way old friend.

>>175874

>>176017

Fun Fact: Homer and Krusty were originally intended to be the same person. it was meant to be an ironic twist about Bart Simpson in that he admires Krusty but hates his Deadbeat father Homer, when in fact they are the same person. Matt Groening never went through with it but parts of the original twist can still be seen in the fact Homer & Krusty share similar designs and even the same body shape.

>>176020
>(I can do you a fact better! With twice the fun.)
>(...last week I ate a really good sandwich.)

>>176017
not here I wish
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Well Jimbo. It ‘tis a lost cause. You can’t scam the plunderers now can you?
>So we just proceed?
That’s what I’d say had there not been some last minute shenanigans.

>>175874

Consider Eert and Brnie

>>176009
FINALLY some action
>(About time sire)
You deal with the one with the shield, I’ll take on the man of steel *rises up the metal men* and I’m certainly aware about your weakness towards forms of magic, *Brings out Excalibur* I’m all ready for this
>(Ouch time)

Soundwave where are our enemies?

>>176030
LIFEFORMS, NOT DETECTED. DECEPTICONS, WIN BY DEFAULT

Look, Vaggie. We've got new guests, let's give them a warm welcome to the hotel!
>Charlie, those are just two kids, I don't think they need to stay at the hotel, they should you know be studying or beating the living shit of each other, you know one of those places where stupid parents send their children to while they get drunk and have sex elsewhere.
Umm... You're right, give me a moment... OH OH I've got an idea! Ahem... Welcome to Hazbin Daycare!
>CHARLIE I SWEAR TO FFF-

You know, you could say that I was a Green Lantern at one point. Sure, it wasn't anything spectacular like flying into space, calling people with watches pathetic, or extreme prejudice against yellow people (Y7 wouldn't allow it anyway), but it all started the day I married Charlene. Except there weren't any dying aliens telling me about my lifelong destiny and giving me a ring as a reward, it was that I was incredibly nauseous after Charlene and I exchanged wedding rings that my face turned green and I had to immediately run to the bathroom thanks to some clam chowder I had during my bachelor party.

>>176031
the only logical conclusion

>>176034
Cheers Shockwave, autobots, inferior, decepticon’s, superior
Decepticons Superior (featuring Soundwave)

>>176016
>That bothers me too, Nick. I don't think I can look at an orange cat normally ever again.
>You can say that again. Still, we can probably handle it.

Meanwhile in match 2
>Grrrr....shut up and stop dancing already!
No way puppy dog, my feet are too groovy to stop!

Something ain’t added up, something’s very ice fishy around here regarding those two
>Hmph, like your previous opponents, all talk and no red hot ferocity unlike myself that is. Where’s their cutaways?!
I guess you COULD say that they slipped it up this time, slipped on my black ice comedy AH HA

So Ben, how would you take on Batman on your own?

>Well it would be easy to overpower him with strength and speed but I just know Bats would pull out a contingency plan and punish me for it. I'd need to match his agility and fighting skills so I'd pick…Spidermonkey.

Not something I'd expect you to throw at the Caped Crusader. But points for not just throwing Fourarms and Humongosaur at him.

>What about you? Any builds you'd use against Batman?

Honestly I just thought of using the Rex Ride to race against the Batmobile.

All quiet, too quiet, why. Even the man of steel is too AFRAID to speak out to Britain’s new KING
>(Is this what I call tourney burnout sire?)
All for the more benefit to give reason on my ruberian age, bringing faith back to these tournaments AND establishing peace on /co/.
>(We’re on TNT sire)
IM WELL AWARE

>>176028
>>176040
That quiet was us waiting for the perfect chance to strike! Hyper Stars & Stripes!
>Good move Steve! Make sure to watch out for Excalibur, that could give even Captain Marvel trouble!

>>176034
>>176035
I knew you two would eventually show up! Right in time to make up for your mistake last round and not trying hard enough!

...

Get over here and fight! Just because you're children doesn't excuse you from spending all the round sitting on that couch!

>>176041
URGH I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE CAPTAIN OCCUPIED, GRIFFIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
>(Sorry master)*Knocked into a ditch*

This is supposed to be a TAG TEAM, why must I DO THINGS MYSELF?! FINE, the TOURNAMENT IS MINE

>>176045
This tournament isn't YOURS

You know for someone who's literally death incarnate, this Grim Reaper guy seems more annoyed with everything rather than, y'know, soul stealing.
>If I had to hang out with that old blood bank all tournament, I'd probably want to reap myself instead of others.
(You calling Dracula old!?)
>What are you going to do about it? Bite my metal neck again?

>>176046
Arthur please, this isn’t a triple threat match *does a choke slam* alright, who’s next
>(Let me grab supes by the cape sire)
yes yes just don’t kill yourself doing so

>>176045
>>176046
>>176048
>I wouldn't advise grabbing my cape like that. You might get sucked into the turbulence.
<starts spinning rapidly>
This isn't Six Flags but that bird is going for a ride.

>>176042
they don't need to try with my rigging machine

Hello and welcome to the second round of the exciting Tag-Team VI tournament! Things are heating up in this round, and the matches are getting more wacker than before. Without further ado, let's see our battles:

At match 2, it's all-out battle of doggies as Goof Troops and Stupid Dogs clash with each other in the biggest dogfights we seen in a while. Max is overwhelming Courage with impressive dance moves that is already giving the poor puppy a panic attack. Meanwhile, Goofy is having his own panic attack as Shirley unleashes a devastating thunderstorm that threatens to electorate the namesake dog to a crisp! With two out of the two dogs getting the upper hand and two others in a panic, who will win this crazy dogfight?

At match 4, Bubblebee charges towards in his car form as he attempts to run over the Glory Days, but Frozone creates an icy racetrack that causes Bumblebee to skid out of control. However, the Autobot quickly transforms mid-slide and launches a counterattack with his blasters which the icy superhero quickly dodges it. Meanwhile, Mr. Incredible charges towards Optimus, who deflects the blow with his massive metal arm but the super-strong superhero managed to land a punch onto his armor which is enough to push him backwards. Optimus attempts to ram Mr Incredible down in his truck form, but the latter is holding on as the Autobot leader presses onwards. This is quite an epic battle as superheroes and giant robots duke it out, but who will be left standing.

At match 5, this is a 3rd-battle of epic proportions as three teams go all-out an attack in some of the most craziest shit anyone can witness. Freakazoid runs around in circles as tries to distract the Decepticons SFX Team while Candlejack tries to capture Couple Unintelligent Canines with his signature rope. Shockwave counters with a calculated laser blast, narrowly missing Freakazoid, who cartwheels out of the away. Meanwhile, the Couple Unintelligent Canines repeatedly dodges the rope Candlejack throw at them as they seems to have no clue what's even going on! Soundwave attempts to deploy his cassettes, but Freakazoid intercepts with a slapstick maneuver involving a banana peel and a trampoline that causes the Decepticon to fall off his feet and crash onto the ground! The chaos escalates as Candlejack finally ropes Little Dog, only for Big Dog to accidentally pull his teammate free while chasing a butterfly. The arena is a swirling mess of lasers, slapstick humor, and complete confusion. Will the Decepticons’ calculated strategies prevail, or will Freakazoid’s random antics—or even the dogs’ indifference—somehow win the day?

At match 11, Master Shake tackles forward with his ramming attack on the Vulture Squadron, but immediately starts jumping like a mad man as he accidentally steps onto a bunch of spike traps set by the opposing team! The giant milkshake attempts throw one at the Vulture Squadron, but it ends up landing right onto his own teammate as he falls and crashes onto the ground! The Monarch gets up and attempts to fire his laser at Dick Dastardly who is then fired up by the projectile.....which managed to give Muttley a good laugh. Will the Adult Swim duo’s relentless egos win out, or will the Vulture Squadron’s slapstick scheming finally succeed?

This is one firey round 2 battle folks and it is every team's game, but there can only be 16 teams to enter the next round! Vote now!

>>176051
(I shouldn’t have grabbed his cape)*Spun out of the area thousands of miles away*
*Facepalms* I knew it *Slams Excalibur down onto the vibranium shield* sturdy isn’t it?

Five minutes left freaks Dragon balls help revive me

2

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
>*blink* It's actually halloween, dumbass

>>176057
Ha, too late, but you’ll never replace me

Any last words before I plunge this blade through both of you?

>>176061
waku... waku...

>>176062
Waku waku it is then *Stabs* Halo 3 Double Kill Announcer Sound Effect
That was close, even took Arther a beating, I guess it’s now the road to victory against the road to tag team am I right
>*Poor Griffin crawls his way back weakened but still standing (Yes sire)

Excellent, the journey resumes

>>176054
>>176061
Clark…I wasn't strong enough…
>Steve, nooooooooo!

>>176063
>>176065
I'M HOLDING JUDYFAG CAPTIVE UNTIL /cov/ SO HE CAN DRAW A SHITLOAD OF ART FOR DIPPER AND THE GREAT MIGHTY POO! MCMAHONISM WILL WIN /cov/, AND JUDYFAG IS THE KEY!

Nice.

>I guess we learned that not even robots can beat death…
Cheer up Jenny, you're still the original ms. /co/. The fact that we made it this fair shows people still like us.
>That's an upbeat way of looking at it Kim. Thanks.

>Look, Zorak! We did it! We lost! Isn't that wonderful?
*blink* You are fucking stupid, did you know that?
>Oh I defy you to repeat that only this time saying "I love you best friend"
*blink* I don't have time for this, we have to make sure Moltar and Space Ghost are rigged to the victory or else I'm not getting my payment. Goodbye.

WA, HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLD IT! What happened, they didn’t even say anything to us and we lost, that’s cold you voters real cold
>I might accuse them of being silent picks at this point, now jokes, no FUN, I’m getting red hot with anger AAGHH

Careful Mr volcano *a distant hello there can be heard* you don’t want erupt this mountain of fun. Well that’s the last you’ll be seeing of us until heat miser starts celebrating Christmas in July, it’s so early in this tournament but mother is waiting for us to get back sooooooo bye Ya Boy Smiser!!

Why. Is. Max. Still. ALIVE?!

>That was a fun match up. And Batman was nice enough to sign our copies of Arkham Asylum. Now let's how the other teams di-Oh no. Big Blue and GL Corps got knocked out of the competition.

So did Jenny and Kim. Man talk about bittersweet…